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Title: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Boost on February 23, 2009, 09:31:08 AM
Everytime i try drink a ton of water, i end up needing to piss every half hour.

Weak bladder? How much do you all drink?

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Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: 240 is Back on February 23, 2009, 09:34:47 AM
If you drink urine, will you piss water?
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Post by: ozman on February 23, 2009, 10:03:27 AM
ask soundness
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on February 23, 2009, 10:09:06 AM
pictures or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Mars on February 23, 2009, 10:11:37 AM
i alway have a bottle next to my bed to pee in it at night, otherwise i have to walk to the toilet maybe 6 times a night.
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on February 23, 2009, 10:18:19 AM
i alway have a bottle next to my bed to pee in it at night, otherwise i have to walk to the toilet maybe 6 times a night.


Have you ever pissed out of an open window? It's quite liberating and you feel alpha male because normal rules of society are being ignored.
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Post by: nicky.smth on February 23, 2009, 10:25:07 AM

Have you ever pissed out of an open window? It's quite liberating and you feel alpha male because normal rules of society are being ignored.

yes, i do that in the summer...

It's easier than walking to the bathroom
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on February 23, 2009, 10:26:35 AM
I hate having to piss after I blow a load.
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Post by: Mr. Magoo on February 23, 2009, 10:49:36 AM
If you drink urine, will you piss water?

dude thats deep
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Post by: Butterbean on February 23, 2009, 11:43:47 AM


Some tips:

1) Don't wear a belt or button fly jeans.
2) Take care in walking into a public place that is several degrees warmer than outside.
3) Know where the bathrooms in your town are equipped w/the most stalls/urinals to minimize the chance of you waiting for an opening.
4) When in doubt, wear dark pants.

Good luck :)

Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on February 23, 2009, 11:51:29 AM
If you drink urine, will you piss water?

Soundness to address this......in 3...........2.........1
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: QuakerOats on February 23, 2009, 04:12:08 PM

Some tips:

1) Don't wear a belt or button fly jeans.
2) Take care in walking into a public place that is several degrees warmer than outside.
3) Know where the bathrooms in your town are equipped w/the most stalls/urinals to minimize the chance of you waiting for an opening.
4) When in doubt, wear dark pants.

Good luck :)


;D
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Tapeworm on February 23, 2009, 04:19:58 PM
Agree.  Drinking too much water means planning your entire day around where you can take a piss... and you're forever asking shopkeepers if they have a toilet you can use and then going outside and pissing on the side of their store while hoping a cop doesn't show up if they say no, because you know damn well there's a toilet back there and they're just being a prick.  Add creatine and fuggetaboutit.
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Post by: QuakerOats on February 23, 2009, 04:24:58 PM
Agree.  Drinking too much water means planning your entire day around where you can take a piss... and you're forever asking shopkeepers if they have a toilet you can use and then going outside and pissing on the side of their store while hoping a cop doesn't show up if they say no, because you know damn well there's a toilet back there and they're just being a prick.  Add creatine and fuggetaboutit.
epic carrying an empty gallon milk container to pee in. :-X
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Tapeworm on February 23, 2009, 04:42:55 PM
epic carrying an empty gallon milk container to pee in. :-X

Have actually witnessed.  My x's grandfather got the old man crazies and everyone went to his house to clean it up and pack up his shit for the nursing home.  Among the other things he had been hoarding (pie tins stacked 3 feet high, newspapers for the last 15 years), he had jug after jug of piss.  Ugh, a nasty business.  :-X
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Butterbean on February 24, 2009, 10:45:08 AM
Moved to the Injury board ???

hoping a cop doesn't show up


Just tell him your father was in a Red Chinese Prison and he'll let you go.


Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Tapeworm on February 24, 2009, 06:01:45 PM
Moved to the Injury board ???


Just tell him your father was in a Red Chinese Prison and he'll let you go.




I've done some judo with a lot of cops in the club, so I learned that it's best to just put cops on the ground as quick as possible and secure a choke or joint lock.  This will earn you respect in the cop's eyes.  All these police brutality beatings you hear about?  Guy just wanted to wrassle a little bit.
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Post by: Butterbean on February 25, 2009, 06:37:20 AM
 :)

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Post by: Tapeworm on February 25, 2009, 09:30:56 AM
:)



Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 ;D
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: andreisdaman on April 11, 2009, 12:24:36 PM
Have actually witnessed.  My x's grandfather got the old man crazies and everyone went to his house to clean it up and pack up his shit for the nursing home.  Among the other things he had been hoarding (pie tins stacked 3 feet high, newspapers for the last 15 years), he had jug after jug of piss.  Ugh, a nasty business.  :-X



LMAO!!!!!...why was he hoarding piss????...that's hilarious!!!!!
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: andreisdaman on April 11, 2009, 12:27:49 PM
i alway have a bottle next to my bed to pee in it at night, otherwise i have to walk to the toilet maybe 6 times a night.




I commend you for being able to drink a gallon a day of water.....it's tough to do....but that's the reason you have to piss all the time.....but you may also have diabetes as well....one of the first signs of diabetes is constant urination and thirst...it could mean your blood glucose levels are way too high
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Tapeworm on April 11, 2009, 07:01:01 PM


LMAO!!!!!...why was he hoarding piss????...that's hilarious!!!!!

Who can say.  The dude was pretty ancient and his mind was beginning to sail away.  When I spied the first few jugs I wanted to think it was a convenience thing, like he knew he was too frail to make it to the toilet easily so made sure he had a jug nearby, but by the time I had poured out the 30th jug or so (no one else would touch them but pretended like they didn't know it was a milk jug full of month old urine  ::)) I had to admit there was something keeping this guy from getting rid of the stuff.  Along the same lines as Goldmember saving his peelings in the skin box.

Thanks for bumping that memory.  I am deeply traumatized by it.  :-X
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Post by: andreisdaman on April 11, 2009, 09:21:43 PM
Who can say.  The dude was pretty ancient and his mind was beginning to sail away.  When I spied the first few jugs I wanted to think it was a convenience thing, like he knew he was too frail to make it to the toilet easily so made sure he had a jug nearby, but by the time I had poured out the 30th jug or so (no one else would touch them but pretended like they didn't know it was a milk jug full of month old urine  ::)) I had to admit there was something keeping this guy from getting rid of the stuff.  Along the same lines as Goldmember saving his peelings in the skin box.

Thanks for bumping that memory.  I am deeply traumatized by it.  :-X




dude..so am I!!!
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 11, 2009, 11:19:57 PM

Have you ever pissed out of an open window? It's quite liberating and you feel alpha male because normal rules of society are being ignored.

HAHA

I do that all the time, no lie.

When it's dark out...
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: rockyfortune on November 18, 2009, 08:16:44 AM
Have actually witnessed.  My x's grandfather got the old man crazies and everyone went to his house to clean it up and pack up his shit for the nursing home.  Among the other things he had been hoarding (pie tins stacked 3 feet high, newspapers for the last 15 years), he had jug after jug of piss.  Ugh, a nasty business.  :-X



bump for the term///''oldman crazies''...

keep an empty gatorade bottle with you in your car..if you are good enough you could even piss while driving..
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Tapeworm on November 18, 2009, 11:47:36 PM


bump for the term///''oldman crazies''...

keep an empty gatorade bottle with you in your car..if you are good enough you could even piss while driving..

I have a mental list of all the places in town where I've asked to use their bathroom (while buying something) and they said no.    Hey, I tried to do the right thing but one way or another I'm going to take a fucking leak.  Their walls have become my urinal more than once.

I have the middle aged embitterment.
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Post by: Princess L on November 28, 2009, 04:08:30 PM
I have a mental list of all the places in town where I've asked to use their bathroom (while buying something) and they said no.    Hey, I tried to do the right thing but one way or another I'm going to take a fucking leak.  Their walls have become my urinal more than once.

I have the middle aged embitterment.

There's always McDonalds
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Tapeworm on November 28, 2009, 07:13:33 PM
There's always McDonalds

They're handy but that always leads to a Big Mac.  ;D 
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: johnny1 on January 31, 2010, 05:20:32 AM
Everytime i try drink a ton of water, i end up needing to piss every half hour.

Weak bladder? How much do you all drink?

(http://www.alabamawatersolutions.com/images/Glass%20of%20water.jpg)
Yeah roughly between 3-4 Ltrs a day and in the summer 5-6 Ltrs...wash's all the toxins etc etc out of your system, pain in the ass drinking so much water but IMO its a win win thing if you are consistent with your water intake
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Post by: POB on July 11, 2012, 03:08:11 PM
Agree.  Drinking too much water means planning your entire day around where you can take a piss... and you're forever asking shopkeepers if they have a toilet you can use and then going outside and pissing on the side of their store while hoping a cop doesn't show up if they say no, because you know damn well there's a toilet back there and they're just being a prick.  Add creatine and fuggetaboutit.

Gateraid bottle my friend
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: andreisdaman on July 11, 2012, 09:48:35 PM
ask soundness

you remember him too huh?
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: andreisdaman on July 11, 2012, 09:49:17 PM
i alway have a bottle next to my bed to pee in it at night, otherwise i have to walk to the toilet maybe 6 times a night.

you have Diabetes idiot! :)
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Post by: andreisdaman on July 11, 2012, 09:50:43 PM
Soundness to address this......in 3...........2.........1

wish he'd come back
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Post by: andreisdaman on July 11, 2012, 09:52:18 PM
Have actually witnessed.  My x's grandfather got the old man crazies and everyone went to his house to clean it up and pack up his shit for the nursing home.  Among the other things he had been hoarding (pie tins stacked 3 feet high, newspapers for the last 15 years), he had jug after jug of piss.  Ugh, a nasty business.  :-X

I have heard of old men doing this....storing their own piss.......must have been one nasty place
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Tapeworm on July 11, 2012, 10:12:29 PM
I have heard of old men doing this....storing their own piss.......must have been one nasty place

The piss was gross since lots of it had aged in the milk jugs.  I know because I was the guy who got to dump it all down the toilet.  :-X  But mostly it was just really sad.  A very old man living all alone in a house so filthy and filled with crap you almost couldn't get from one side of a room to another.  The house was also in a terrible state of disrepair.

Clearly the guy wasn't capable of living alone anymore and needed help.  I question how his family let it get so bad for him.  Did they never visit the guy and make sure he was doing ok?  I never said anything since the Big Cleanup was getting done because the old guy was going to a nursing home but it pissed me off they let things get so bad for the guy when no member of the family lived more than 30 minutes away.
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Post by: andreisdaman on July 12, 2012, 05:27:42 AM
The piss was gross since lots of it had aged in the milk jugs.  I know because I was the guy who got to dump it all down the toilet.  :-X  But mostly it was just really sad.  A very old man living all alone in a house so filthy and filled with crap you almost couldn't get from one side of a room to another.  The house was also in a terrible state of disrepair.

Clearly the guy wasn't capable of living alone anymore and needed help.  I question how his family let it get so bad for him.  Did they never visit the guy and make sure he was doing ok?  I never said anything since the Big Cleanup was getting done because the old guy was going to a nursing home but it pissed me off they let things get so bad for the guy when no member of the family lived more than 30 minutes away.

Families are a strange lot today.....not like in yesteryear...everyone is too busy and no one wants to take on the added stress and responsibility....back in the old days the daughters would have done something......but since women have to work now, they are too busy and stressed out as well..
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Post by: gracie bjj on November 13, 2012, 05:14:00 AM
yeah man i keep a empty milk jug on the side of my bed with a huge funnell taped to it, i just lean over n piss. if i didnt id be up around 6 times or so myself. went to get all different tests-bladder,prostate,diabetes ect n they said everything was good. ive been pissing like this since i was a little kid, maybe nerves i guess
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Post by: Darren Avey on February 24, 2015, 10:25:32 AM
I get up 3 times a night because of the amount of water I drink, but hey its worth it cos the water helps me look good.
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Post by: tres_taco_combo on May 31, 2017, 09:57:20 PM
when in doubt 2x your water. if i buy 1 bottle water, i stop and always double

1. i am at 1.5 - 2.0gallons a water a day
2. by 1am ive considered 1 gallon
3. i live in AZ - so its hot as hell
4. keeps me full
5. improves my life to be full of water.


best water advice - just 2x it all
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 10, 2018, 04:35:43 PM
I probably drink at least 10-15 bottles of water a day and sometimes I piss so much my dick feels like I'm getting a STD or something. I try to do it so I don't eat as much, but all I do is piss.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on July 10, 2018, 07:09:06 PM
Too much water is bad for you. It removes too much electrolytes like salt and Potassium. My wife is a water maniac and keeps getting cramps and she thinks she needs more water. What she needs is to replace the electrolytes she is diluting out of her system.

People have dropped dead at marathons because they drank too much water. They removed too much potassium giving them self a heart arrhythmia leading to a fatal heart attack.
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Post by: IroNat on July 13, 2018, 03:40:42 AM
Too much water is bad for you. It removes too much electrolytes like salt and Potassium. My wife is a water maniac and keeps getting cramps and she thinks she needs more water. What she needs is to replace the electrolytes she is diluting out of her system.

People have dropped dead at marathons because they drank too much water. They removed too much potassium giving them self a heart arrhythmia leading to a fatal heart attack.

This.

Some of you people are nuts.
Title: Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 04, 2018, 09:55:29 AM
Everytime i try drink a ton of water, i end up needing to piss every half hour.

Weak bladder? How much do you all drink?

(http://www.alabamawatersolutions.com/images/Glass%20of%20water.jpg)

Water in water out. Rule of thumb for the average person is 1/2oz per pound of BW.