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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Lynchie on April 01, 2009, 02:15:22 AM
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Flying to Oz tonight via the far east. I've considered taking some protein powder mixed with a healthy scoop of Glutamine, but can you see the cunting apes working at the scanners understand what that is? They won't let me take food on the plane either, and I simply cannot live for 18 hours on airplane food. What do you do when you're on long flights?
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Take Vicodin or Lortab and enjoy the flight. :)
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You can take protein bars, jerky and similar stuff which are sealed. It's only a one-off thing, so you can give your usual meals a miss and supplement your in-flight meals with the stuff you take with you. You can also consider things like nuts and peanut butter - use the occasion to take a break from what you normally eat and just pig out on snacks if you get hungry. Enjoy your trip 8)
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You can take protein bars, jerky and similar stuff which are sealed. It's only a one-off thing, so you can give your usual meals a miss and supplement your in-flight meals with the stuff you take with you. You can also consider things like nuts and peanut butter - use the occasion to take a break from what you normally eat and just pig out on snacks if you get hungry. Enjoy your trip 8)
agreed, unless you're competing in Oz, take a break!
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Not competing, just going for a 5 days conference thing. Will take peanuts and jerky then, should tie me over. Will also eat an inhuman amount of food before I go.
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Just get drunk and rant about black people again.
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Flying to Oz tonight via the far east. I've considered taking some protein powder mixed with a healthy scoop of Glutamine, but can you see the cunting apes working at the scanners understand what that is? They won't let me take food on the plane either, and I simply cannot live for 18 hours on airplane food. What do you do when you're on long flights?
you know you are a true getbigger when one starts worrying about protein and carbs before taking a long flight.... :)
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Take your IPod or a book - better yet go to sleep.
Traveling in first class /business on long flights really makes a difference because of the extra space you get + service. Traveling coach for 18hrs will be a good test for your level of patience.
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Business class, fuck flying coach for 18 hours. I'm not huge or a competing bodybuilder by any chance, but I do try and eat right everyday. My worst fear is not the plane crashing, but me landing Melbourne, looking flat and carb depleted. No, can't happen!!! :o
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Business class, fuck flying coach for 18 hours. I'm not huge or a competing bodybuilder by any chance, but I do try and eat right everyday. My worst fear is not the plane crashing, but me landing Melbourne, looking flat and carb depleted. No, can't happen!!! :o
cancel the conference
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I can't. It's not up to me, it's a work thing. Either I go, show face and do some networking or I'll be a lower level shit kicker the rest of my life ???
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A few tips from a frequent flyer:
1. Sesame oil into your nose on the evening before the flight and on the morning of the flight. Just put a bit of oil onto a spoon and rub it into your nose, sniff a bit in. This will prevent any problems with the air on the plane, especially if you sleep a lot, get a scarf ofer your mouth as well.
2. Running shirts / Running Sweater on the plane. The kind that keeps the warmth but lets out the sweat. You'll sweat when you sleep, and there's nothing worse than sitting in a plane with the air condition at full power in a wet shirt.
3. In-Ear-Headphones. You can listen to music or use them against the noise in general.
4. Protein bars, or chocolade or any other snack is fine, but depending on the airline you will get a lot of stuff for free on board.
5. Slippers. Don't wear your shoes all the time, get some comfortable slippers or thick socks into your handbaggage.
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Eat a shitload of cottage cheese before the flight. The slow release caesin will sustain you. And you will make a lot of new friends.
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Get paralytically drunk and take a shit on the galley cart. The rest of your flight and vacation will be comped.
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eat a lot of beans and see what happens 8)
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Eat a shitload of cottage cheese before the flight. The slow release caesin will sustain you. And you will make a lot of new friends.
Super bad advice.
1. your bowels move differently due to the fact that your body loses a lot of water on the plane.
2. If you need to go shitting all the time, it's horrible.
Fuck those 18 hours. NObody loses muscles in that time when you eat a bit now and then. Better eat less and stay clear of the toilets after the first 3 hours of the flight.
eat a lot of beans and see what happens 8)
Nothing. As the air in the plane is much drier, you smell almost nothing, plus the air condition is on all the time. It's normal to fart more in a plane.
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Super bad advice.
Spoilsport. ;D
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Get paralytically drunk and take a shit on the galley cart. The rest of your flight and vacation will be comped.
That's interesting, what company do you fly?
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Spoilsport. ;D
sorry. :-\ :-\
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Flying to Oz tonight via the far east. I've considered taking some protein powder mixed with a healthy scoop of Glutamine, but can you see the cunting apes working at the scanners understand what that is? They won't let me take food on the plane either, and I simply cannot live for 18 hours on airplane food. What do you do when you're on long flights?
Protein shakes, take 2 or 3 ready made...
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Take your IPod or a book - better yet go to sleep.
One of the best aspects of long flights is the free in-flight movies. Screw reading or watching/listening to stuff that you can do anywhere else.
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Protein shakes, take 2 or 3 ready made...
Don't go on the plane.
Liquids over 100ml in a plastic bag are forbidden.
Amino acids tablets would be ok as well, but as i said, you should just relax and give a shit, nothing will happen and you will feel a lot better than worrying about food when you get food on the plane and snacks as well.
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when the plane first takes and reaches a cruising altitude start with a 30 minute fast walk up and down the aisle non stop, then "towel off" in the bathroom, eat 2 protein bars, take a long nap. 9 hours into the flight wake up and ask to stewardess to head up your chicken breast in the container that you brought with you. Then 45 minutes prior to landing start you pull and push up routine for a quick pump. You don't want to look flat when you de-board the plane.
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Don't go on the plane.
Liquids over 100ml in a plastic bag are forbidden.
Yep, not to mention they make you fart, which is the last thing you want to happen when you are flying. Protein bars and foods like Jerky are way better a choice.
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Don't go on the plane.
Liquids over 100ml in a plastic bag are forbidden.
Amino acids tablets would be ok as well, but as i said, you should just relax and give a shit, nothing will happen and you will feel a lot better than worrying about food when you get food on the plane and snacks as well.
Forgot about that; they don't let you take anything on board these days. I remember leaving Korea; I had to dump 3 ready made protein shakes.
Alternative would be to take some precooked sliced chicken breast, you know those 150gram deals...
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I once had a flight from Cali to NC, non-stop with no AC...it was horrible. Not only sweating but the smell on the plane was awful.
Longest international flight was from US to Germany, so not very far. I was so tanked up that I don't remember much about it. ;D
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One of the best aspects of long flights is the free in-flight movies. Screw reading or watching/listening to stuff that you can do anywhere else.
I once flew Emirates, they had the UK No1 billboard charts from 1950 until now, Best of - Complete CDs from ACDC to ZZ Top, Terminator 1-3, several recent blockbusters, the Simpsons and other stuff.
With Finnair, you can get a PSP for free with three games for the whole flight. Plus a lot of movies, CDs, and so on.
It;s really enough for 18 hours probably, lol.
Forgot about that; they don't let you take anything on board these days. I remember leaving Korea; I had to dump 3 ready made protein shakes.
Alternative would be to take some precooked sliced chicken breast, you know those 150gram deals...
Forget the meat as well, will be confiscated due to animal deseases, they say. Real reason is they want to sell more food and drinks.
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I once flew Emirates, they had the UK No1 billboard charts from 1950 until now, Best of - Complete CDs from ACDC to ZZ Top, Terminator 1-3, several recent blockbusters, the Simpsons and other stuff.
With Finnair, you can get a PSP for free with three games for the whole flight. Plus a lot of movies, CDs, and so on.
It;s really enough for 18 hours probably, lol.
Forget the meat as well, will be confiscated due to animal deseases, they say. Real reason is they want to sell more food and drinks.
Never had that problem before to be honest...mit dem Fleisch mein ich.
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Never had that problem before to be honest...mit dem Fleisch mein ich.
Depends on the country you go to.
Several countries ban food for personal import, if it's not processed stuff.
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Depends on the country you go to.
Several countries ban food for personal import, if it's not processed stuff.
Flying is definitely better these days than it was 20 years ago; more to do and time goes by faster...
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be prepared for aussie customs to be a bunch of asswipes...
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Flying is definitely better these days than it was 20 years ago; more to do and time goes by faster...
in JAL, you can use wireless LAN and mobile phones on board as well.
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Take Vicodin or Lortab and enjoy the flight. :)
Yup, + xanax, that flight will feel like 5 minutes.
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in milan customs suck too.. i had a shitload of protein bars i bought in the airport and they told me i couldnt get it on the plane( i mena like 2 boxes, since there are no protein bars in paraguay, i wanted to bring some home) , allmost everyone on the line was eating shit they bought on the airport... so i had to eat a loooooot of protein in a sitting :)
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in JAL, you can use wireless LAN and mobile phones on board as well.
JAL?
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JAL?
Japan Airlines.
(http://shootweblog.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_6e9/shootweblog/jal.jpg)
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Stuff an alarm clock, some rolls of wire and some play dough in your carry on. Mid flight open it up and start messing with the clock. Flight should get interesting....
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Stuff an alarm clock, some rolls of wire and some play dough in your carry on. Mid flight open it up and start messing with the clock. Flight should get interesting....
Better yet...
Bring a laptop on board, and open the pic below in mid flight....
best while mumbling something and looking above...
http://www.tinyurl.com/e8efm
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
old frequent flyer joke.... ;)
;D ;D ;D
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Japan Airlines.
(http://shootweblog.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_6e9/shootweblog/jal.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z25/Todesfick/kamikazi.jpg)
;D
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(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z25/Todesfick/kamikazi.jpg)
;D
i rather think of stuff like this>
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i rather think of stuff like this>
On a scale fo 1-10, how fake do you think Japanese porn is?
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On a scale fo 1-10, how fake do you think Japanese porn is?
fake as in "the actors aren't really in love with each other?"
::)
I don't know, i wank to porn, i don't make it a philosophical essay.
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fake as in "the actors aren't really in love with each other?"
::)
I don't know, i wank to porn, i don't make it a philosophical essay.
No, no, I mean, do you think the Japanese whores are into it? or is it just a financial issue?
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Hijack the plane. It will be fun.
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No, no, I mean, do you think the Japanese whores are into it? or is it just a financial issue?
you can't be serious.
How many girls in the world do porn for money, and how many for fun?
Any woman can fuck for free every day of her life, even the ugliest fat bitches get guys.
Some say they do the porn for the money, but they are all lying for the buyers. If they would do it for the sex, they'd just be normal sluts.
So they do it for the money.
For example the girl above:
Personal life
Her hobbies include cooking and watching AVs on her flatscreen television set.[4] She also enjoys playing video games, and owns a pink Nintendo DS Lite,[28] and a pink PlayStation 2 console.[29] Ozawa has been fairly open about her private life granting several interviews and keeping a very detailed text and picture blog of her life and activities dating back to October 2005.[30]
During a 2007 interview, Ozawa reported that her interest in the AV industry remains high, and her video cabinet contains nothing but AVs. She makes a good living from the industry, living in a mansion (a high-class apartment) with a US$1,682-per-month rent, and earning a minimum of $8,000 per month.[4] However, while she says that she would quit the industry only if she is forced to do something else, she would try to prevent a friend from beginning work in the AV industry.[4] Ozawa's family and friends are against her chosen profession in spite of her apparent pride in her work. When she brought several of her videos home to show her parents, they refused to watch them and told her to get out.[4]
In mid-2008, it was reported in the Japanese tabloid newspapers Shūkan Bunshun and Tokyo Sports that Ozawa was dating J-pop star Koki Tanaka from the group KAT-TUN. According to the reports, Ozawa neither confirmed or denied the rumours, saying only "If I’m dating someone I will stay devoted to him! I have a rule against sex friends. It’s not a good thing, plus having one boyfriend is enough".[31]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ozawa
idiotic bullshit.
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you can't be serious.
How many girls in the world do porn for money, and how many for fun?
Any woman can fuck for free every day of her life, even the ugliest fat bitches get guys.
Some say they do the porn for the money, but they are all lying for the buyers. If they would do it for the sex, they'd just be normal sluts.
So they do it for the money.
For example the girl above:
Personal life
Her hobbies include cooking and watching AVs on her flatscreen television set.[4] She also enjoys playing video games, and owns a pink Nintendo DS Lite,[28] and a pink PlayStation 2 console.[29] Ozawa has been fairly open about her private life granting several interviews and keeping a very detailed text and picture blog of her life and activities dating back to October 2005.[30]
During a 2007 interview, Ozawa reported that her interest in the AV industry remains high, and her video cabinet contains nothing but AVs. She makes a good living from the industry, living in a mansion (a high-class apartment) with a US$1,682-per-month rent, and earning a minimum of $8,000 per month.[4] However, while she says that she would quit the industry only if she is forced to do something else, she would try to prevent a friend from beginning work in the AV industry.[4] Ozawa's family and friends are against her chosen profession in spite of her apparent pride in her work. When she brought several of her videos home to show her parents, they refused to watch them and told her to get out.[4]
In mid-2008, it was reported in the Japanese tabloid newspapers Shūkan Bunshun and Tokyo Sports that Ozawa was dating J-pop star Koki Tanaka from the group KAT-TUN. According to the reports, Ozawa neither confirmed or denied the rumours, saying only "If I’m dating someone I will stay devoted to him! I have a rule against sex friends. It’s not a good thing, plus having one boyfriend is enough".[31]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ozawa
idiotic bullshit.
Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D
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Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D
;D
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Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D
"I learned it from watching you." Best anti drug commercial to date.
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Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D
See?
They are dumb, and they do it for the money.
It's like "Hey mum and dad, look, i'm a slut, but at least i make money with it."
Idiotic. I don't mind watching her suck cock though, but let's stop thinking about stuff like that, it ruins it.
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(http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Mr_T_on_no_Plane-T.jpg)
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"I learned it from watching you." Best anti drug commercial to date.
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!
That was fucking awesome! 80's marijuana commercial; best one there is! Classic...
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DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That was fucking awesome! 80's marijuana commercial; best one there is! Classic...
lol, i didn't know that. it's 100% on spot though, you can see that in alcoholics every day. parents that drink a lot produce kids that drink a lot.
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Not competing, just going for a 5 days conference thing. Will take peanuts and jerky then, should tie me over. Will also eat an inhuman amount of food before I go.
I once did this when flying from the US to scandinavia. It is a good thing to do; eat a BIG meal before your flight. Have a nice trip. ;)
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I once did this when flying from the US to scandinavia. It is a good thing to do; eat a BIG meal before your flight. Have a nice trip. ;)
Taking dumps on the plane sucks... :-\
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Just make copies of all kiwols long winded posts and start to read.you should be able to sleep the whole trip :D
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i have never had a problem taking a shaker and powder in a separate container in my carry-on, either flying continental US or internationally.
the powder has been packaged as sketchily in protein powder in sandwich bags to being in its own container.
i have been even asked by the x-ray tech what it was and when i said my protein powder he said 'i figured' and let me carry on my way.
you shouldnt have a problem.
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Make sure to crack off a few times to relieve any tension
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2 words: Blanket masturbation
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Just got back from a 2 week stop over in Japan, Korea and 2 days in Malaysia. I ended up smuggling through protein powder in plastic bags, being fully prepared for some thick c u n t working the scanners to kick off at me. Luckily it went through without a hitch and I managed to buy some milk from Starbucks and keeping it in 2L Coke bottle I bought and emptied in the airport toilets. Got a few funny looks, but I had a steady supply the full 18 hours.
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Just got back from a 2 week stop over in Japan, Korea and 2 days in Malaysia. I ended up smuggling through protein powder in plastic bags, being fully prepared for some thick c u n t working the scanners to kick off at me. Luckily it went through without a hitch and I managed to buy some milk from Starbucks and keeping it in 2L Coke bottle I bought and emptied in the airport toilets. Got a few funny looks, but I had a steady supply the full 18 hours.
you should have just mixed the protein with the coke Jay Cutler style.
So any japanese whore photos to show us?
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Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D
Id hate if my daughter was in porn but id definitely j/o to it in secret for sure, such a taboo...
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Flying to Oz tonight via the far east. I've considered taking some protein powder mixed with a healthy scoop of Glutamine, but can you see the cunting apes working at the scanners understand what that is? They won't let me take food on the plane either, and I simply cannot live for 18 hours on airplane food. What do you do when you're on long flights?
Buy a book with very difficult puzzles. Should entertain you and keep you occupied during the flight + exercise yer brain.
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I like those Magic Pen puzzle books.
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try to sleep.
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Hijack the plane. It will be fun.
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Not competing, just going for a 5 days conference thing. Will take peanuts and jerky then, should tie me over. Will also eat an inhuman amount of food before I go.
You don't want to have to take a dump in the airplane bathroom.
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Depends who you fly with, but when i went with United from Sydney to LA, we got heaps of food on the plane. Never really got hungry. And they played a fair few movies. I can't sleep on planes though, even when going business class and the seats are bigger, lie pretty flat.......
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Order drinks.. Nothing like drinking on a plane.
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How about a little surprise sex.
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Bro you take your training way to serious, just plan a junk day whilst flying, Eat up, on anything, and just rest, have a few drinks a xanex and crash out, i always find this helps adjusting to different time zones.
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
Nail the stewardess
(http://www.britisheagle.net/pictures/Home-Page-Stewardess.jpg)