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Title: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 07:51:19 AM
lol! so fucking awkward.

Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.

So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.


So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!

hahahahah this is nuts


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: RZA on April 01, 2009, 07:54:51 AM
Be careful, man. You start to sound like Sevastase.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 07:57:07 AM
we are probably gonna have some random discussions tomorrow lol.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 01, 2009, 07:58:21 AM
lol! so fucking awkward.

Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.

So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.


So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!

hahahahah this is nuts

Show up with a bottle of champagne, some condoms and fuck her raw.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 01, 2009, 08:00:05 AM
Easy.  Tell her it was a mistake and that it is just a picture for a muscle board full of guys.  I'm sure she'll understand right away.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 08:00:09 AM
she was a milf and we talked for 1.5 hours even though shes only required to spend 60min on each meeting.
Maby she wants the cock?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 08:01:10 AM
Easy.  Tell her it was a mistake and that it is just a picture for a muscle board full of guys.  I'm sure she'll understand right away.

its it was a oold photo, so Im alot bigger then on that photo haha, So now I want to send her a recent photo instead  ???


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 01, 2009, 08:08:11 AM
its it was a oold photo, so Im alot bigger then on that photo haha, So now I want to send her a recent photo instead  ???

Negative.  Just wear your smallest tshirt to the next meeting.  If she's not on the floor begging for it within 30 seconds call her a dike and slam the door behind you.  You don't need that bullshit Swede.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 08:09:49 AM
Negative.  Just wear your smallest tshirt to the next meeting.  If she's not on the floor begging for it within 30 seconds call her a dike and slam the door behind you.  You don't need that bullshit Swede.

What if! I dont even give her a choice? Pulling a taliban law on the guy!!!!


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 01, 2009, 08:15:25 AM
What if! I dont even give her a choice? Pulling a taliban law on the ####!!!!

I like to see she's hungry for it before I give her what she craves, but I'm a girly-man like that.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: lovemonkey on April 01, 2009, 08:19:55 AM
How old is she?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: MAXX on April 01, 2009, 08:25:17 AM
lol  ;D ;D

send her your cock pics to. the damage is already done might aswell..


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: jaejonna on April 01, 2009, 08:27:57 AM
lol  ;D ;D

send her your cock pics to. the damage is already done might aswell..
hahahah my thought exactly...whats she going to do not give you a job...your unemployed already hahaha


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 08:35:11 AM
How old is she?

around 40  ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 08:36:05 AM
lol  ;D ;D

send her your cock pics to. the damage is already done might aswell..

I probably should...  ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: leadhead on April 01, 2009, 08:51:38 AM
I'd hit it if I were you....and get pics and post them


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Mars on April 01, 2009, 08:54:27 AM
haha i bet your face turned red when you realised it.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: BIG_STI on April 01, 2009, 08:55:55 AM
Glad to see you're looking for a job, are you finally tired of being a loser and sitting on getbig at your parents house all day.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: _bruce_ on April 01, 2009, 08:56:51 AM
She only wants to shave your "beard"  :D



Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Mars on April 01, 2009, 08:58:09 AM
ron pays us to post.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 09:02:44 AM
haha i bet your face turned red when you realised it.

I looked at the email I sent her and I saw a photo of myself at the end of the message without a shirt on, and I thought wtf? is that a new insta send photos or something,
And after a sec or two I realised I sent her that damn photo haha.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 09:04:23 AM
Glad to see you're looking for a job, are you finally tired of being a loser and sitting on getbig at your parents house all day.

been looking fopr months, almost Impossible to find a job nowdays.
But atlest now I have been at that "company" maby its called welfare? lol.

I will get a massive 250 euros a month about 300 dollars a month to live on. Thats 300 more then nothing though,


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Mars on April 01, 2009, 09:04:45 AM
quite hilarious ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 09:06:30 AM
quite hilarious ;D

and in the message I wrote, "I would like to know what you think about it etc.."
Beacuse she is supposed to REVIEW MY LETTER NOT THE PHOTO  ;D
and now that came across as I want her to review my body hahaha


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: jaejonna on April 01, 2009, 09:07:05 AM
been looking fopr months, almost Impossible to find a job nowdays.
But atlest now I have been at that "company" maby its called welfare? lol.

I will get a massive 250 euros a month about 300 dollars a month to live on. Thats 300 more then nothing though,
jesus christ, i use 300 dollars a week just to eat, drink and 'chill' ...


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 09:09:18 AM
jesus christ, i use 300 dollars a week just to eat, drink and 'chill' ...

I know huh, if Im LUCKY i get another 250 bucks from another place that also helps people without a job, but one of their requiriments are that you look for at least 7 jobs each month.
And there aint fucking 7 jobs to even look for right now,


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 01, 2009, 09:32:00 AM
better tap that ass boy or you will become like RZA :

a scarf wearing fag in Paris  :-X


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Deicide on April 01, 2009, 09:34:43 AM
lol! so fucking awkward.

Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.

So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.


So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!

hahahahah this is nuts

Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 09:48:01 AM
Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...
"I have hedgehog?"


lol?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 01, 2009, 10:42:21 AM
LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.

in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: ironneck on April 01, 2009, 10:45:33 AM
haha swede you fucker,take some pics


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: DeketheCreep on April 01, 2009, 10:50:09 AM
what pic was it,post it here dude
 ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: dr.chimps on April 01, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
LOL. Oiled up lights out pose?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 01, 2009, 10:59:50 AM
LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.

in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??

rear lights out lat spread  ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: wes mantooth on April 01, 2009, 03:33:17 PM
tell her that the prerequisite of you getting a job is that you do not wear shirts.

tell her your religion forbids you to cover your nipples while working.....


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: kiwiol on April 01, 2009, 03:37:47 PM
ROFL! Great stuff, Spinnis ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: wes on April 01, 2009, 04:16:35 PM
Funny shit!!  LOL  :)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Jizzacked on April 01, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
don't say a word and shift the awkwardness to her... the damage is already done


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: kiwiol on April 01, 2009, 04:36:19 PM
Spinnis, send her another email saying, "P.S: for an extra 2.50 I will mail you a pair of soiled undies (white only - colored ones cost extra)" - may as well make some money out of it, if you can.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 01, 2009, 04:46:20 PM
Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Sounds like the unemployment office.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Kwon on April 01, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
Take a pic of her.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: TRIX on April 01, 2009, 05:00:53 PM
she feels sorry for you being 5 foot


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: calfzilla on April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
GIVE IT TO HER SWEDE.  HIGH AND HARD.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Wiggs on April 01, 2009, 05:10:03 PM
You have no choice but to f u c k her now :-\


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 01, 2009, 05:16:15 PM
send her another pic, in a posing thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it.

come on you have nothing to lose now. ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: leadhead on April 01, 2009, 06:08:43 PM
send her another pic, in a posing thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it.

come on you have nothing to lose now. ;D

So true, yo might get laid out of the screw up


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: calfzilla on April 01, 2009, 06:11:28 PM
Come on Swede we know you can do it.  Look at it from her vantage point.  She is a 40 yo MILF and this is probably her last chance to ever fuck a 20 year old.  It will give her a huge confidence boost and she will feel good about herself.  Hit it Swede! 


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: chainsaw on April 01, 2009, 08:07:41 PM
lol! so fucking awkward.

Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.

So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.


So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!



hahahahah this is nuts
You'll be bangin her in aweek!


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 01, 2009, 08:10:44 PM
SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on April 01, 2009, 08:13:27 PM
SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
omg welcome back falcon


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 01, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
omg welcome back falcon
NATURALY WONDERING ABOUT U OLD FRIEND


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on April 01, 2009, 08:16:00 PM
NATURALY WONDERING ABOUT U OLD FRIEND
WHERE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE U ??? :( :-[


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: haider on April 01, 2009, 08:26:56 PM
its it was a oold photo, so Im alot bigger then on that photo haha, So now I want to send her a recent photo instead  ???
hahahahahahahaha

GREAT stuff!!  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 01, 2009, 08:35:46 PM
WHERE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE U ??? :( :-[

WAS WITH DONKEYKONG HAVING A FEW COLD ONES


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: 240 is Back on April 01, 2009, 08:37:29 PM
Easy.  Tell her it was a mistake and that it is just a picture for a muscle board full of guys.  I'm sure she'll understand right away.

lol.

wow, BBing is pretty gay, huh?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: elite_lifter on April 01, 2009, 08:38:30 PM
WAS WITH DONKEYKONG HAVING A FEW COLD ONES
Looks like Ron let one slip out of the institutions doors!


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 01, 2009, 08:40:30 PM
Looks like Ron let one slip out of the institutions doors!
ELITE NEVER BRINGS BEER TO A PARTY FOR HIS FRIENDS


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Tombo on April 01, 2009, 09:17:13 PM
LOL this is a hilarious story Swede

GL with it


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 01, 2009, 09:22:21 PM
SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: gracie bjj on April 01, 2009, 09:24:40 PM
good luck on the job scene bro,i hope everything works out for ya.broads are a dime a dozen these days,jobs arent


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 01, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
swede would be just fine talking to johnny falcon only about this matter


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: HTexan on April 01, 2009, 10:33:02 PM
Send her an email saying april fools


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: BIG_STI on April 01, 2009, 11:27:55 PM
HAHA another getbig success story on welfare  :D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: BuffGoddess on April 02, 2009, 12:53:43 AM
Dude, definitely proclaim innocence....If she loved the pic, play shy, and she'll love it. Don't listen to the guys on here...I'm a VERY successful cougar...I can tell you stuff they will never know about getting women, but don't share it...giggle..let them struggle in their own pool of ignorance...


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 03:36:52 AM
I'm very disappointed right now. She called me this morning and woke me up haha.

She didn't get any damn mail, I wrote .com at the end of the mail instead of .se   damn all these hours on american forums lol.

This is a huge letdown to getbig and myself.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 03:38:57 AM
Dude, definitely proclaim innocence....If she loved the pic, play shy, and she'll love it. Don't listen to the guys on here...I'm a VERY successful cougar...I can tell you stuff they will never know about getting women, but don't share it...giggle..let them struggle in their own pool of ignorance...

I hope you don't use that line on guys though, huge turnoff


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on April 02, 2009, 03:44:36 AM
Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information.  Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~   ::)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 03:46:21 AM
oh brother


 ::) ::)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 03:49:54 AM
Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information.  Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~   ::)

We can't all be as ripped, huge and successful as you, McAnus.......


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 03:50:03 AM
Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information.  Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~   ::)

Dad, is that you? :o


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 02, 2009, 03:51:37 AM
Jobless, spend all your time on a bodybuilding forum, can't send an email correctly and when you do you send the wrong information.  Sound like a real winner as far as employees go!~   ::)
another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche  ::)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 03:52:59 AM
another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche  ::)

exactly


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 03:53:46 AM
another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche  ::)

lol, if i were him i would post a pic.....


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 03:54:35 AM
lol, if i were him i would post a pic.....

to prove he is either Fatty alex or squad hehe


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 03:55:35 AM
to prove he is either Fatty alex or squad hehe

McAnus = gimmick.......?  :o


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 03:59:32 AM
McAnus = gimmick.......?  :o

ofcourse, has been stalking me forever lol


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 02, 2009, 04:00:37 AM
lol, if i were him i would post a pic.....
there's asize limit here on getbig and he needs a really big pic to fit his gnormous frame


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 04:00:53 AM
ofcourse, has been stalking me forever lol

He has been stalking me too.........weird guy.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 04:01:42 AM
there's asize limit here on getbig and he needs a really big pic to fit his gnormous frame

That makes sense.......it must be hard being as massive as McAnus is.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 02, 2009, 04:03:44 AM
mcanus :


" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 04:06:43 AM
mcanus :


" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "

hahahahah oh brother......... ::)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: io856 on April 02, 2009, 04:27:09 AM
mcanus :


" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "
6'5" 250lbs is antenna,,,


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: webcake on April 02, 2009, 04:28:09 AM
6'5" 250lbs is antenna,,,

actually i was just thinking that.

lol, what a tiny tit.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Wiggs on April 02, 2009, 04:33:53 AM
SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE

Enlighten us with more reptilian info great Waddy Falcon.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on April 02, 2009, 05:15:52 AM
another 6'8" 340 lbs with abs nattie executive who drives a porsche  ::)

No, 6'5 250lbs who makes enough money to live comfortably in Southern California.

You= jobless eurotrash borderline alcoholic, living in a third world shithole just scraping by.



Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on April 02, 2009, 05:16:46 AM
That makes sense.......it must be hard being as massive as McAnus is.

haha I never claimed to be massive and anyone who's over 6' knows that 6'5 and 250lbs isn't massive.  But I GUARANTEE I'm bigger than you kid! 


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: lovemonkey on April 02, 2009, 05:18:43 AM
SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Bobby on April 02, 2009, 05:36:14 AM
great thread...have you resent the email to the correct address yet? attach a discrete naked pic form the side hahahha bobby approved all the way :D 8)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 02, 2009, 05:41:25 AM
wiggs would solidify himself as a true bi-racial falcon if he "try to sound more like a sevastase"


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Bobby on April 02, 2009, 05:43:19 AM
wiggs would solidify himself as a true bi-racial falcon if he "try to sound more like a sevastase"

welcome back. are you still on drugs?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 02, 2009, 05:45:01 AM
welcome back. are you still on drugs?

hey bobby im glad that your back in my life, you have been absent ever since my departure. drugs are a no-no


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Bobby on April 02, 2009, 05:46:27 AM
hey bobby im glad that your back in my life, you have been absent ever since my departure. drugs are a no-no

good to know, will you return to former glory?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: calfzilla on April 02, 2009, 05:54:06 AM
mcanus :


" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "
Yet I won't post a pic  ::)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Marty Champions on April 02, 2009, 05:56:57 AM
good to know, will you return to former glory?

will never seek glory only return to gratitude


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: big14 on April 02, 2009, 06:51:20 AM
Swede she is dealing with many unemployed boys
every day, she will  not be impressed by anything you present.

Just say you never had sex and want somebody to teach you.
Ask if she have some friend that can teach you.
Say that you cant look for jobs before you had sex for the first time
it is all you can think about.

You still live in your boys room and get free food right?
At least you will not starve on 300USD/ month.









Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 06:55:12 AM
You still live in your boys room and get free food right?
At least you will not starve on 300USD/ month.

I never get anything from my father, well one meal a day, the rest I usually buy myself.

So even though I live at home I need the money :)


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: calfzilla on April 02, 2009, 06:57:49 AM
Swede may have to resort to G4P  :-\


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 07:04:23 AM
Swede may have to resort to G4P  :-\

Gonna have to buy a webcam soon  :-\


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Shawdow on April 02, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
mcanus :


" I'm 6'5 250 lbs you fucking moron and I dwarf you! "


lol lol lol what a clown

webcke, I told him to BACK OFF!!!! >:(

swede, keep us updated, i laughed my ass off, i always make sure to check twice all my attatchments haha


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: calfzilla on April 02, 2009, 07:06:23 AM
Gonna have to buy a webcam soon  :-\
You're gonna wish it was only through a webcam  :-\
MuscleTech supplements ain't getting any cheaper.  


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 07:24:43 AM
i always make sure to check twice all my attatchments haha

We're talking email here, right? :D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Shawdow on April 02, 2009, 07:26:54 AM
We're talking email here, right? :D

??? what else? .....oh my dick? no, just the email :D


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: big14 on April 02, 2009, 07:27:25 AM
I never get anything from my father,

What happened to your mother?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: lovemonkey on April 02, 2009, 07:27:34 AM
We're talking email here, right? :D

By "attachments" he means a black strap-on, attached to the pelvis of his girlfriend.


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 07:28:50 AM
By "attachments" he means a black strap-on, attached to the pelvis of his girlfriend.

I refuse to believe it unless I see him posting about how it feels like a great deep tissue massage inside his ass


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: Shawdow on April 02, 2009, 07:30:08 AM
I refuse to believe it unless I see him posting about how it feels like a great deep tissue massage inside his ass

are you saying Taylor loves a deep tissue massage in his ass?


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: spinnis on April 02, 2009, 07:30:38 AM
 :-X :-X :-X


Title: Re: awkward as hell. lol!!
Post by: lovemonkey on April 02, 2009, 07:30:45 AM
I refuse to believe it unless I see him posting about how it feels like a great deep tissue massage inside his ass

Seems like the hip thing to do these days.