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Title: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 17, 2009, 03:13:43 PM
This guy is fucking awesome! Not only is he the master of everything, but he writes posts that put OnlySemen/NoWorries in his place (the place of retarded whales).

Why SuckMyMuscle is great:

* Killed a German sheppard with his bare hands
* Used to be 330 pounds with a 620 bench press
* Delta force guy
* Rich family
* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage
* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)
* Knows everything about everything.
* Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's
* Will soon release his own TOE
* Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior
* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language
* And so on and so on

So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons) 8)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 17, 2009, 03:23:59 PM
Where is your support fuckers? >:( This tall gent with a perfect face can teach you all something about life >:(
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: wavelength on September 17, 2009, 03:26:59 PM
I bow to the master and hereby show my appreciation
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 17, 2009, 03:28:50 PM
Much appreciated
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 17, 2009, 03:32:00 PM
He also gives out free prostate massages.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Topskin69 on September 17, 2009, 03:46:29 PM
This guy is fucking awesome! Not only is he the master of everything, but he writes posts that put OnlySemen/NoWorries in his place (the place of retarded whales).

Why SuckMyMuscle is great:

* Killed a German sheppard with his bare hands
* Used to be 330 pounds with a 620 bench press
* Delta force guy
* Rich family
* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage
* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)
* Knows everything about everything.
* Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's
* Will soon release his own TOE
* Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior
* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language
* And so on and so on

So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons) 8)

*Ahem* You seem to forget that he recently made us aware of his Black Belt in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu, and is a pionerr in Gorilla vs. Human theory.  >:(
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Earl1972 on September 17, 2009, 04:13:38 PM
i created him

if he ever gives me his name and address, i will destroy him  ;D:-*

E
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on September 17, 2009, 04:23:17 PM
haha. hes made alot of ridiculous claims over the years but in his defense he does seem pretty intelligent about some stuff, esp. history i enjoy his contributions.

btw TEAM BEAR all the way ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 17, 2009, 04:23:59 PM
i created him

if he ever gives me his name and address, i will destroy him  ;D:-*

E

Show some respect dammit >:(
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 17, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
My TOE explains his creating his TOE.  ;)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 17, 2009, 04:29:34 PM
My TOE explains his creating his TOE.  ;)



/////////////////////////////////////////Shut up you muppet and show some love >:(
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: ksa_triceps on September 17, 2009, 04:31:20 PM
hahaha  ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 17, 2009, 04:37:52 PM


/////////////////////////////////////////Shut up you muppet and show some love >:(
Blow it out yer ass.  :)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 17, 2009, 04:53:17 PM
i created him

if he ever gives me his name and address, i will destroy him  ;D

E

  Who are you kidding? Even if I lived across the street from you and you knew it, you would still be demanding my address over the internet because you are afraid of me and we both know it. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE

P.S: The address excuse is getting really old. How many times have I gave you my address? 15? 20?
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: kiwiol on September 17, 2009, 04:53:37 PM
Some of his claims apart, I enjoy reading SMM's posts cause he's very intense and articulate, and a lot of his posts are very entertaining and informative.

And dude's got a great sense of humor once you "get" him.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 17, 2009, 04:53:47 PM
Blow it out yer ass.  :)


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You vicious bastard ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 17, 2009, 04:55:05 PM
Some of his claims apart, I enjoy reading SMM's posts cause he's very intense and articulate, and a lot of his posts are very entertaining and informative.

And dude's got a great sense of humor once you "get" him.


Exactly! The dude is fucking awesome ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 17, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
You vicious bastard ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 17, 2009, 05:24:56 PM
This guy is fucking awesome! Not only is he the master of everything, but he writes posts that put OnlySemen/NoWorries in his place (the place of retarded whales).

  Whales are actually pretty clever, third only to dolphins and chimpanzees. I don't think whales would be happy to have "noworries" in their society, I am afraid.

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Why SuckMyMuscle is great:

  Some minor corrections.

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* Killed a German sheppard with his bare hands

  One bare hand. I broke it's spinal cord with a single punch.

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* Used to be 330 pounds with a 620 bench press

  610 lbs. I could have done up to 650 lbs, but I'm not sure my rotator cuff would have handled it.

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* Delta force guy

  Actually, Delta Force guys call me "Sir". I was liutenant-colonel in charge of physical combat training.

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* Rich family

  This is what led me to become an international playboy and bon vivant. My hobby is to engineer coups-d'etat. I play chess with the nations of the World, because there are only so many supermodels and soap opera starlets that can you can pork in the asshole before getting bored. And let me tell you that I've slept in a single week with more beautiful women than Hugh Hefner does in an entire year.

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* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage

  My favorite is left bank claret. I don't understand the popularity that Pomerol and Saint Emilion wines have garnered in the last decades. With the exception of Cheval Blanc and Chateau Petrus, I find them highly overrated. My favorite is Chateau Mouton-Rotschild, which, although many don't feel deserves to be classed as a First Growth, in my opinion has the best balance of fruit forwardness and that unique Bordelaise ability to develop complexity with age. Most First Growths are too austere a style in my opinion.

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* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)

  Lol, no. I scored 180+ as a child. 170 is the ceilling of most IQ tests for adults. The clinical psychologist said that, even though I scored 152+ in that test, I would have scored 170+ if I took a test with that ceilling. To be honest, my IQ cannot be measured by tests made for Humans. However, if I were to take a test with enough ceilling to measure it, I would score around 225 IQ points.

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* Knows everything about everything.

  I am what the ancient Romans called a "nomenclator", that is, someone possesed of eidetic memory. My intelligence is only surpassed by my ability to memorize data. But I don't know everything. Remember that, due to the Neumann paradox, it is impossible to know absolute truth because all ultimate explanations for reality are contained in reality itself, meaning that no explanation can convey a complete picture of reality. Nevertheless, I know more than the populations of the U.S and China combined - with the U.S representing new knowledge developed since the Industrial Revolution and China old, holistic knowledge examplified by the Tao.

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* Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's

  Yes, stay tuned. Those who doubt me will eat their words soon.

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* Will soon release his own TOE

  I must confess I am having some difficulties with this. I will have to create a system of logic that transcends mathematics to accomplish this. This is pretty much the only thing that is presenting any challenge to my supreme intellect, and I will prevail.
 
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* Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior

  They should actually love me. I will solve most of the World's problems eventually and this is how the untermenschen thank me ???

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* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language

  This is true. I once wrote a letter to Norman Mailler to discuss his upcoming lecture in the French Academy Of Letters, and he was shocked when I told him that not only was I not an English literature major, but I wasn't even a native English-speaker.

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* And so on and so on

  An so on and so forth. C'est la vie!

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So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons) 8)

  Their sitting all day in front of their computers inside their trailers using their pirated internet connections has left them with arthrites and the inability to bow down, methinks. This is why they don't bow to my epic dominance. It is the only explanation.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: tendonitis on September 17, 2009, 05:32:40 PM
suckmymuscle, by any chance do you drink Dos Equis?
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Jonny34 on September 17, 2009, 05:43:17 PM
Team Silverback gorilla  8)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Earl1972 on September 17, 2009, 05:44:31 PM
  Who are you kidding? Even if I lived across the street from you and you knew it, you would still be demanding my address over the internet because you are afraid of me and we both know it. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE

P.S: The address excuse is getting really old. How many times have I gave you my address? 15? 20?

zero

i'll stop asking when you actually give it to me ::)

E
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Jonny34 on September 17, 2009, 05:46:06 PM
(http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/brown-bears.gif)(http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/silverback-ape.gif)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Earl1972 on September 17, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
don't forget sucky beat up some guy from his gym and they needed the entire fort lauderdale police force to calm him down

oddly we couldn't find a police report ???

he's a laywer too


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Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 12:50:50 AM
 Whales are actually pretty clever, third only to dolphins and chimpanzees. I don't think whales would be happy to have "noworries" in their society, I am afraid.

  Some minor corrections.

  One bare hand. I broke it's spinal cord with a single punch.

  610 lbs. I could have done up to 650 lbs, but I'm not sure my rotator cuff would have handled it.

  Actually, Delta Force guys call me "Sir". I was liutenant-colonel in charge of physical combat training.

  This is what led me to become an international playboy and bon vivant. My hobby is to engineer coups-d'etat. I play chess with the nations of the World, because there are only so many supermodels and soap opera starlets that can you can pork in the asshole before getting bored. And let me tell you that I've slept in a single week with more beautiful women than Hugh Hefner does in an entire year.  My favorite is left bank claret. I don't understand the popularity that Pomerol and Saint Emilion wines have garnered in the last decades. With the exception of Cheval Blanc and Chateau Petrus, I find them highly overrated. My favorite is Chateau Mouton-Rotschild, which, although many don't feel deserves to be classed as a First Growth, in my opinion has the best balance of fruit forwardness and that unique Bordelaise ability to develop complexity with age. Most First Growths are too austere a style in my opinion.

  Lol, no. I scored 180+ as a child. 170 is the ceilling of most IQ tests for adults. The clinical psychologist said that, even though I scored 152+ in that test, I would have scored 170+ if I took a test with that ceilling. To be honest, my IQ cannot be measured by tests made for Humans. However, if I were to take a test with enough ceilling to measure it, I would score around 225 IQ points.
  I am what the ancient Romans called a "nomenclator", that is, someone possesed of eidetic memory. My intelligence is only surpassed by my ability to memorize data. But I don't know everything. Remember that, due to the Neumann paradox, it is impossible to know absolute truth because all ultimate explanations for reality are contained in reality itself, meaning that no explanation can convey a complete picture of reality. Nevertheless, I know more than the populations of the U.S and China combined - with the U.S representing new knowledge developed since the Industrial Revolution and China old, holistic knowledge examplified by the Tao.

  Yes, stay tuned. Those who doubt me will eat their words soon.

 I must confess I am having some difficulties with this. I will have to create a system of logic that transcends mathematics to accomplish this. This is pretty much the only thing that is presenting any challenge to my supreme intellect, and I will prevail.
 
  They should actually love me. I will solve most of the World's problems eventually and this is how the untermenschen thank me ???

  This is true. I once wrote a letter to Norman Mailler to discuss his upcoming lecture in the French Academy Of Letters, and he was shocked when I told him that not only was I not an English literature major, but I wasn't even a native English-speaker.

  An so on and so forth. C'est la vie!

  Their sitting all day in front of their computers inside their trailers using their pirated internet connections has left them with arthrites and the inability to bow down, methinks. This is why they don't bow to my epic dominance. It is the only explanation.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


Yes, Debussey remembers the 180+ IQ thing, you wrote it in a PM, it should have been included :'(


AND FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHO CAN NOT LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS POST HAD DEBUSSEY CRYING AND SMILING!! TALK ABOUT PUTTING DEBUSSEY THROUGH ITS PACES :'( :'( :'( :'(

What is left for this awesome individual? To put Gödel to shame by publishing "The SuckMyMuscle "I am completeness" theorem?" :o


 8) 8) 8)

Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: jr on September 18, 2009, 01:25:27 AM
That's not Christopher Langan.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 01:31:38 AM
That's not Christopher Langan.

Christopher Langan has nothing on SuckMyMuscle >:(
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: wavelength on September 18, 2009, 01:57:22 AM
Hahaha, I love this guy ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: WillGrant on September 18, 2009, 03:03:02 AM
Im sorry Debussey , as much as sucky is good you are better imo..
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: pumpster on September 18, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Seldom has one been so thoroughly impressed and in love with thyself as this blowhard sucky.

I want a video made and posted of sucky benching a mere trifle, say 500 lb., just to appease the hoi ploi.. no need to do more than 5-6 reps there my man-don't sweat it just something "easy"..

And if ever so conveniently the claim is made that there's been no recent training on which to base a video, get to work and in two weeks throw up an embarassing pittance of say, 400. Play with it.

This video will serve as an excellent proxy for all the other claims made.

Go to it or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: MAXX on September 18, 2009, 05:26:50 AM
sounds more like a pathological liar to me  ???
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: MAXX on September 18, 2009, 05:55:15 AM
 Whales are actually pretty clever, third only to dolphins and chimpanzees. I don't think whales would be happy to have "noworries" in their society, I am afraid.

  Some minor corrections.

  One bare hand. I broke it's spinal cord with a single punch.

  610 lbs. I could have done up to 650 lbs, but I'm not sure my rotator cuff would have handled it.

  Actually, Delta Force guys call me "Sir". I was liutenant-colonel in charge of physical combat training.

  This is what led me to become an international playboy and bon vivant. My hobby is to engineer coups-d'etat. I play chess with the nations of the World, because there are only so many supermodels and soap opera starlets that can you can pork in the asshole before getting bored. And let me tell you that I've slept in a single week with more beautiful women than Hugh Hefner does in an entire year.

  My favorite is left bank claret. I don't understand the popularity that Pomerol and Saint Emilion wines have garnered in the last decades. With the exception of Cheval Blanc and Chateau Petrus, I find them highly overrated. My favorite is Chateau Mouton-Rotschild, which, although many don't feel deserves to be classed as a First Growth, in my opinion has the best balance of fruit forwardness and that unique Bordelaise ability to develop complexity with age. Most First Growths are too austere a style in my opinion.

  Lol, no. I scored 180+ as a child. 170 is the ceilling of most IQ tests for adults. The clinical psychologist said that, even though I scored 152+ in that test, I would have scored 170+ if I took a test with that ceilling. To be honest, my IQ cannot be measured by tests made for Humans. However, if I were to take a test with enough ceilling to measure it, I would score around 225 IQ points.

  I am what the ancient Romans called a "nomenclator", that is, someone possesed of eidetic memory. My intelligence is only surpassed by my ability to memorize data. But I don't know everything. Remember that, due to the Neumann paradox, it is impossible to know absolute truth because all ultimate explanations for reality are contained in reality itself, meaning that no explanation can convey a complete picture of reality. Nevertheless, I know more than the populations of the U.S and China combined - with the U.S representing new knowledge developed since the Industrial Revolution and China old, holistic knowledge examplified by the Tao.

  Yes, stay tuned. Those who doubt me will eat their words soon.

  I must confess I am having some difficulties with this. I will have to create a system of logic that transcends mathematics to accomplish this. This is pretty much the only thing that is presenting any challenge to my supreme intellect, and I will prevail.
 
  They should actually love me. I will solve most of the World's problems eventually and this is how the untermenschen thank me ???

  This is true. I once wrote a letter to Norman Mailler to discuss his upcoming lecture in the French Academy Of Letters, and he was shocked when I told him that not only was I not an English literature major, but I wasn't even a native English-speaker.

  An so on and so forth. C'est la vie!

  Their sitting all day in front of their computers inside their trailers using their pirated internet connections has left them with arthrites and the inability to bow down, methinks. This is why they don't bow to my epic dominance. It is the only explanation.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Identifying a Pathological Liar
Pathological liars, or "mythomaniacs," may be suffering from histrionic personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder. The following comments basically reflect a pathological liar who has the characteristics of histrionic personality disorder.

Some characteristics

1. Exaggerates things that are ridiculous.

2. One-upping. Whatever you do, this person can do it better. You will never top them in their own mind, because they have a concerted need to be better than everyone else. This also applies to being right. If you try to confront an individual like this, no matter how lovingly and well-intentioned you might be - this will probably not be effective. It's threatening their fantasy of themselves, so they would rather argue with you and bring out the sharp knives than admit that there's anything wrong with them.

3. They "construct" a reality around themselves. They don't value the truth, especially if they don't see it as hurting anyone. If you call them on a lie and they are backed into a corner, they will act very defensively and say ugly things (most likely but depends on personality), but they may eventually start to act like, "Well, what's the difference? You're making a big deal out of nothing!" (again, to refocus the conversation to your wrongdoing instead of theirs).

4. Because these people don't value honesty, a lot of times they will not value loyalty. So watch what you tell them. They will not only tell others, but they will embellish to make you look worse. Their loyalty is fleeting, and because they are insecure people, they will find solace in confiding to whomever is in their favor at the moment.

5. They may be somewhat of a hypochondriac. This can come in especially useful when caught in a lie, for example, they can claim that they have been sick, or that there's some mysteriously "illness" that has them all stressed out. It's another excuse tool for their behavior.

6. Obviously, they will contradict what they say. This will become very clear over time. They usually aren't smart enough to keep track of so many lies (who would be?).

Another WikiAnswers Contributor adds:

They lie about even the smallest things. For example, saying "I brushed my teeth today," when they didn't.
They add exaggerations to every sentence.
They change their story all the time.
They act very defensively when you question their statements.
They believe what they say is true, when everyone else knows it isn't.

An alternate 'checklist':

Lies when it is very easy to tell the truth.
Lies to get sympathy, to look better, to save their butt, etc.
Fools people at first but once they get to know him, no one believes anything they ever say.
May have a personality disorder.
Extremely manipulative.
Has been caught in lies repeatedly.
Never fesses up to the lies.
Is a legend in their own mind.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 06:58:19 AM
sounds more like a pathological liar to me  ???

Stay out of this thread you dumb Swedish fuck.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 07:02:06 AM
Can somebody summarize this? Reading is not my strong point
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: MAXX on September 18, 2009, 07:05:08 AM
Stay out of this thread you dumb Swedish fuck.
no?
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 07:06:29 AM
no?

 Tre svensker fant noen spor.
- Det er bjørnespor, sa den første.
- Nei, det er av hare, sa den andre.
Den tredje fikk ikke sagt noe - for akkurat da ble de truffet av toget ...

 :o
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 07:07:26 AM
Tre svensker fant noen spor.
- Det er bjørnespor, sa den første.
- Nei, det er av hare, sa den andre.
Den tredje fikk ikke sagt noe - for akkurat da ble de truffet av toget ...

 :o
thanks, chimps will not understand this though
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2009, 07:27:26 AM
(http://www.volcanoarts.biz/muse/006/mask/smblkmask.jpg)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: bigmc on September 18, 2009, 07:36:26 AM
Seldom has one been so thoroughly impressed and in love with thyself as this blowhard sucky.

I want a video made and posted of sucky benching a mere trifle, say 500 lb., just to appease the hoi ploi.. no need to do more than 5-6 reps there my man-don't sweat it just something "easy"..

And if ever so conveniently the claim is made that there's been no recent training on which to base a video, get to work and in two weeks throw up an embarassing pittance of say, 400. Play with it.

This video will serve as an excellent proxy for all the other claims made.

Go to it or it didn't happen.

you won't even post a pic  ???
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: pumpster on September 18, 2009, 07:42:11 AM
you won't even post a pic  ???

After his vid and your pic that sounds about right given your fascination. My claims aren't nearly as self-congratulatory or lofty. :D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2009, 07:43:31 AM
(http://www.youaresooverrated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/141.jpg)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 07:44:22 AM
(http://www.youaresooverrated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/141.jpg)
autopsy pics are always good
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2009, 07:46:52 AM
i dont know what i have to think about that image
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 08:08:41 AM
i dont know what i have to think about that image
yes i'm thinknig about it right now
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: noworries on September 18, 2009, 08:30:29 AM
The only thing to admire about this moron suckhisowndick is the fact everyone knows he is full of shit and he is just a punk kid who has no friends in real life and that extends onto the internet.  The good thing is we will hear soon about his demise when he decides it's over and he blows his head off.  Or maybe he'll jump in a gorilla cage and try to fuck one of them and then get his arms torn off.  His fixation with King Kong and believing all gorilla are like him is funny as hell.  I wonder if he does any good in the Special Olympics.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 18, 2009, 09:23:38 AM
The only thing to admire about this moron suckhisowndick is the fact everyone knows he is full of shit and he is just a punk kid who has no friends in real life and that extends onto the internet.  The good thing is we will hear soon about his demise when he decides it's over and he blows his head off.  Or maybe he'll jump in a gorilla cage and try to fuck one of them and then get his arms torn off.  His fixation with King Kong and believing all gorilla are like him is funny as hell.  I wonder if he does any good in the Special Olympics.

  I think the whole board should be aware what the writer of the above missive looks like before considering the validity of what he just wrote: 8)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 18, 2009, 09:26:51 AM
The only thing to admire about this moron suckhisowndick is the fact everyone knows he is full of shit and he is just a punk kid who has no friends in real life and that extends onto the internet.  The good thing is we will hear soon about his demise when he decides it's over and he blows his head off.  Or maybe he'll jump in a gorilla cage and try to fuck one of them and then get his arms torn off. 


  Epic meltdown and...

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His fixation with King Kong and believing all gorilla are like him is funny as hell.  I wonder if he does any good in the Special Olympics.

  Tsc, tsc, tsc...there you go lying again. Where have I ever mentioned King Kong in my posts, or state that gorillas are like them? I posted a video about gorilla strength where the narrator makes a sarcastic reference to the character of King Kong, asmetaphorical aliteration of type.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: kiwiol on September 18, 2009, 09:27:42 AM
  I think the whole board should be aware what the writer of the above missive looks like before considering the validity of what he just wrote: 8)

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Are you saying Onlyme is so fat, when he took a cholesterol test, the results said, "I can't believe it's not butter"?

J/K onlyme ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on September 18, 2009, 09:30:34 AM
SUCKMYMUSCLE is a Getbig treasure! 
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Playboy on September 18, 2009, 11:30:45 AM
This guy is fucking awesome! Not only is he the master of everything, but he writes posts that put OnlySemen/NoWorries in his place (the place of retarded whales).

Why SuckMyMuscle is great:

* Killed a German sheppard with his bare hands
* Used to be 330 pounds with a 620 bench press
* Delta force guy
* Rich family
* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage
* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)
* Knows everything about everything.
* Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's
* Will soon release his own TOE
* Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior
* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language
* And so on and so on

So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons) 8)
You forgot:

Has too much shit on his nose because its buried so far up Greg "the fake claimer" Kovac's ass.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: pumpster on September 18, 2009, 11:33:59 AM
You forgot:

Has too much shit on his nose because its buried so far up Greg "the fake claimer" Kovac's ass.

Now sucky as per usual will come back with 3 paragraphs that he'll somehow contrue as completely erasing the reality you're describing-it's called big-time denial lol

Looking forward to that bench press video sucky! ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: boonasty on September 18, 2009, 12:27:59 PM
who could forget this gem -

  You need to understand that it all boils down to genetic superiority. I am genetically superior to you guys. This is why I am tall, have a very high IQ, am extremely strong and very rich - although most of my wealth is inherited and was not built by me, which indirectly show the high genetic intelligence I inherited because my parents were able to amass such wealth, and only people with high IQ can do that. I am as close to perfect as a Human Being can get. I feel sorry for you guys, because one day I am going to be the most powerful man in the World while you guys will be eating spam in your trailers smelling your fat wife's farts, snd you guys will eat my shit(literally).

SUCKMYMUSCLE


suckymymuscle, true adonis, jaguarenterprises and the luke should form their own elite group  :D

Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: wavelength on September 18, 2009, 12:29:48 PM
who could forget this gem -

Hahaha, classic! ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2009, 12:31:14 PM
(http://img7.echo.cx/img7/4216/n3bq.jpg)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 01:30:48 PM
who could forget this gem -





YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT POST WAS JUST AWESOME :D 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 18, 2009, 02:07:48 PM
 Whales are actually pretty clever, third only to dolphins and chimpanzees. I don't think whales would be happy to have "noworries" in their society, I am afraid.

  Some minor corrections.

  One bare hand. I broke it's spinal cord with a single punch.

  610 lbs. I could have done up to 650 lbs, but I'm not sure my rotator cuff would have handled it.

  Actually, Delta Force guys call me "Sir". I was liutenant-colonel in charge of physical combat training.

  This is what led me to become an international playboy and bon vivant. My hobby is to engineer coups-d'etat. I play chess with the nations of the World, because there are only so many supermodels and soap opera starlets that can you can pork in the asshole before getting bored. And let me tell you that I've slept in a single week with more beautiful women than Hugh Hefner does in an entire year.

  My favorite is left bank claret. I don't understand the popularity that Pomerol and Saint Emilion wines have garnered in the last decades. With the exception of Cheval Blanc and Chateau Petrus, I find them highly overrated. My favorite is Chateau Mouton-Rotschild, which, although many don't feel deserves to be classed as a First Growth, in my opinion has the best balance of fruit forwardness and that unique Bordelaise ability to develop complexity with age. Most First Growths are too austere a style in my opinion.

  Lol, no. I scored 180+ as a child. 170 is the ceilling of most IQ tests for adults. The clinical psychologist said that, even though I scored 152+ in that test, I would have scored 170+ if I took a test with that ceilling. To be honest, my IQ cannot be measured by tests made for Humans. However, if I were to take a test with enough ceilling to measure it, I would score around 225 IQ points.

  I am what the ancient Romans called a "nomenclator", that is, someone possesed of eidetic memory. My intelligence is only surpassed by my ability to memorize data. But I don't know everything. Remember that, due to the Neumann paradox, it is impossible to know absolute truth because all ultimate explanations for reality are contained in reality itself, meaning that no explanation can convey a complete picture of reality. Nevertheless, I know more than the populations of the U.S and China combined - with the U.S representing new knowledge developed since the Industrial Revolution and China old, holistic knowledge examplified by the Tao.

  Yes, stay tuned. Those who doubt me will eat their words soon.

  I must confess I am having some difficulties with this. I will have to create a system of logic that transcends mathematics to accomplish this. This is pretty much the only thing that is presenting any challenge to my supreme intellect, and I will prevail.
 
  They should actually love me. I will solve most of the World's problems eventually and this is how the untermenschen thank me ???

  This is true. I once wrote a letter to Norman Mailler to discuss his upcoming lecture in the French Academy Of Letters, and he was shocked when I told him that not only was I not an English literature major, but I wasn't even a native English-speaker.

  An so on and so forth. C'est la vie!

  Their sitting all day in front of their computers inside their trailers using their pirated internet connections has left them with arthrites and the inability to bow down, methinks. This is why they don't bow to my epic dominance. It is the only explanation.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

IT'S "THEY'RE" , YOU STUPID FUCK!
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2009, 02:08:51 PM
(http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Sludged/Titus_Ryan.jpg)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 02:22:11 PM
IT'S "THEY'RE" , YOU STUPID FUCK!


English is his secondary language, just like it is for Debussey. Compared to many English speaking knuckleheads his English is impeccable.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 18, 2009, 02:23:25 PM

English is his secondary language, just like it is for Debussey. Compared to many English speaking knuckleheads his English is impeccable.

that's fine, but he's acting like he's Bill Shakespeare.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2009, 02:24:40 PM
(http://www.search-female-physique.com/4images/data/media/75/friend_monica.jpg)

(http://www.academiaderas.ro/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/eat_pussy_a.jpg)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: wavelength on September 18, 2009, 02:24:59 PM
English is his secondary language, just like it is for Debussey. Compared to many English speaking knuckleheads his English is impeccable.

Still he must have put that in there as a test, surely not because he made a mistake!
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 02:31:41 PM
Still he must have put that in there as a test, surely not because he made a mistake!


Of course! But we should not reveal this fact to the inferiors just yet as the test is still in progress!

that's fine, but he's acting like he's Bill Shakespeare.

Check out Wavelengths latest post.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Genius on September 18, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Tre svensker fant noen spor.
- Det er bjørnespor, sa den første.
- Nei, det er av hare, sa den andre.
Den tredje fikk ikke sagt noe - for akkurat da ble de truffet av toget ...

 :o

Hahaha! You Norwegian bastard with... ehhh.. muscles?

 ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 02:42:53 PM
Hahaha! You Norwegian bastard with... ehhh.. muscles?

 ;D

Debussey = 80 pounds with 8 inch arms. Hardly any muscle to be found :'( >:(
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Playboy on September 18, 2009, 02:52:25 PM
who could forget this gem -


suckymymuscle, true adonis, jaguarenterprises and the luke should form their own elite group  :D


All above mentioned are all self righteous morons who think they are above everyone else. All losers born and bread.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 02:53:19 PM
Debussey = 80 pounds with 8 inch arms. Hardly any muscle to be found :'( >:(
Please post your workout if you need help?
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
All above mentioned are all self righteous morons who think they are above everyone else. All losers born and bread.

They ARE often above everyone else, and they are entitled to make that claim.

A few are vastly more intelligent, smarter, have bigger net worth and so on than the average masses. They create jobs and scientific progress.

Newton was undoubtedly above almost everyone else in his time. Without people like him, we'd still live like they do in Africa. He influenced mankind in ways most can not fantom. Sub70 IQ morons in the desert that shoot, kill and spew out their religious crap are inferior compared to people like Newton. He is better than losers like them, more valuable in every way possible and if you killed millions of them, you'd still do less damage to the humanity in a long term time span than if you killed ONE Newton.

Only morons infested with egalitarian ideas believe otherwise.


 ;D
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 03:06:23 PM
They ARE often above everyone else, and they are entitled to make that claim.

A few are vastly more intelligent, smarter, have bigger net worth and so on than the average masses. They create jobs and scientific progress. Newton was undoubtedly above almost everyone else in his time. Without people like him, we'd still live like they do in Africa. He influenced mankind in ways most can not fantom. Inferior sub70 IQ morons in the desert that shoot, kill and spew out their religious crap are inferior compared to people like Newton. He is better than losers them, more valuable in every way possible and if you killed millions of them, you'd still do less damage to the humanity than if you killed ONE Newton.

Only morons infested with egalitarian ideas believe otherwise.


 ;D
Are you speaking of the Gravitational Theory or another one?
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Are you speaking of the Gravitational Theory or another one?

He and Leibniz were the masterminds behind diff and integral calculus for example. They achieved results that billions of normal people could never have accomplished if they had a gun to their heads.

Almost all of the morons that don't value the breakthroughs of greats throughout history don't realize how much their life quality was influenced by them. Without them, the morons would still be living in caves and licking their own arses just like the primitive shits they are.

Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 03:16:22 PM
He and Leibniz were the masterminds behind diff and integral calculus for example. They achieved results that billions of normal people could never have accomplished if they had a gun to their heads.


SO I assume Getbig wouldnt exist without these developments?
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 03:26:23 PM
SO I assume Getbig wouldnt exist without these developments?

 ;D

If nobody figured out how to take the ideas from propositional logic and turn them into electrical devices (logic gates), would we have computers? :o
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2009, 03:27:28 PM
;D

If nobody figured out how to take the ideas from propositional logic and turn them into electrical devices (logic gates), would we have computers? :o
yes thats my point no getbig, mars wouldnt be able to post
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: The Master on September 18, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
yes thats my point no getbig, mars wouldnt be able to post

 8)

Look at that degenerate MattT. He probably don't appreciate the work of the geniuses throughout time, he probably despise them because they are "white", and by no means does he think of them as superior to him ;D

Yet he fails to realize that he can roid himself up and live in a modern society + post in GB exactly because of the work of the people superior to him. If MattT set the upper limit of human potential we'd still not know how to crack open a coconut.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 18, 2009, 03:34:56 PM
IT'S "THEY'RE" , YOU STUPID FUCK!

  Wow, so you identified a single spelling mistake in over 10 paragraphs of text? Considering that I don't give two shits about orthography, that English is not my native tongue and that I typed that missive in less than 5 minutes, I'm proud.  Oh, one more thing...only the truly unintelligent obsses over grammar and orthography. One of the things that I have observed during debates is that, when an opponent can't reply to the arguments made, they resort to nitpicking the grammar of your texts. It is a last desperate attempt to appear smarter than you after they have nothing intelligent to type.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 18, 2009, 03:40:59 PM
Are you saying Onlyme is so fat, when he took a cholesterol test, the results said, "I can't believe it's not butter"?

J/K onlyme ;D

  I am saying that Onlyeatmen is so fat that NASA sued him for destroying U.S government property and for the death of many astronauts, because his gravitational pull made the Challenger crash right after launch. ;D

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: MAXX on September 18, 2009, 03:46:45 PM
Oh please... Half of getbig don't have English as first language so quit bragging about it..

Why don't you prove one of your claims btw. Start by posting a vid benching 405? Should be easy enough for you..

 ::)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: pumpster on September 18, 2009, 03:54:36 PM


Why don't you prove one of your claims btw. Start by posting a vid benching 405? Should be easy enough for you..

 ::)

Nothing serious, a Video of say 405 for 15-20 reps since you're likely not in peak shape. ::)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 19, 2009, 03:15:35 PM
Quote from: pumpster link=topic=298212.msg4262171#msg4262171 date=1253314476Nothing serious, a Video of say 405 for 15-20 reps since you're likely not in peak shape.[/b

  Look who's talking: Uncle Fester with AIDS.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 19, 2009, 03:18:48 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: noworries on September 19, 2009, 05:00:36 PM
 I am saying that Onlyeatmen is so fat that NASA sued him for destroying U.S government property and for the death of many astronauts, because his gravitational pull made the Challenger crash right after launch. ;D

SUCKMYMUSCLE
'


hahahaha this is more recognition than suckhisowndick has ever received for anything.  His parents ignore him so much he has found a home here at Getbig.  This little kid begs everyday for a beating here.  his ignorance precedes him.  That dipshit Debussey and him are probably neighbors.  Hey kids what's it like having Getbig your only friend and even here nobody likes you.  Congrats suckhisowndick you have made it, you got your own thread.
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 16, 2012, 08:12:56 AM
This guy is fucking awesome! Not only is he the master of everything, but he writes posts that put OnlySemen/NoWorries in his place (the place of retarded whales).

Why SuckMyMuscle is great:

* Killed a German sheppard with his bare hands
* Used to be 330 pounds with a 620 bench press
* Delta force guy
* Rich family
* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage
* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)
* Knows everything about everything.
* Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's
* Will soon release his own TOE
* Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior
* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language
* And so on and so on

So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons) 8)




LOL
Title: Re: SuckMyMuscle appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 18, 2012, 05:05:46 AM
Dude is a legend no doubt maybe even greater than BDB.