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Title: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 13, 2009, 08:22:29 PM
  Round 1, 2 and 3.
  Refere  Rodrigo Minotauro.
 
 


  8)
 
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: CARTEL on October 13, 2009, 08:29:27 PM
That was just terrible.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 13, 2009, 08:36:34 PM
She should get her props, you got guys like old man "Geo" from the x board who bad mouth female fighters, but they do well and put on a decent show.



Geo's twice the man you will ever be
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 13, 2009, 08:42:17 PM
  She's cute.

 


  8)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Wiggs on October 13, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
There is no bitch on this planet that would last 2 min in my world...I'll put my fucking nuts on that shit 8)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Rami on October 13, 2009, 09:38:45 PM
How would you be able to focus on the fighting though
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 13, 2009, 11:29:58 PM
There is no bitch on this planet that would last 2 min in my world...I'll put my fucking nuts on that shit 8)

Fucking right, that's just embarassing getting beatdown by a GIRL.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: pugalist666 on October 14, 2009, 12:01:47 AM
There is no bitch on this planet that would last 2 min in my world...I'll put my fucking nuts on that shit 8)
as a proud black man I'm sure you have tested this theory many a time at the expense of many female Negro's  8)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 14, 2009, 12:02:57 AM
as a proud black man I'm sure you have tested this theory many a time at the expense of many female african-americans Negro's  8)
:D
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: big14 on October 14, 2009, 02:24:11 AM
You are a cool dude, most of the time.
But saying you can beat up women, just makes you
look weak, it is actually a good way to lose respect.
saying you can beat up any lower life form, like
babies, women, cats and turtles.

There is no bitch on this planet that would last 2 min in my world...I'll put my fucking nuts on that shit 8)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 14, 2009, 02:25:12 AM
There is no bitch on this planet that would last 2 min in my world...I'll put my fucking nuts on that shit 8)
Im not hating on you now but my ex-gf was a black belt in kickboxing and we would fuck around sparring,she would land 8hits on me for every one I landed on her.Then id be out of breath,and im not even as fat as you,so your little machismo is crushed,a fully trained female fighter would kick the fuck out of 90% of typical guys inside the ring and maybe 50-60% outside of it
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Pecs on October 14, 2009, 04:00:12 AM
why did that match even take place??? The man has nothing to gain from it.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: gordiano on October 14, 2009, 04:01:39 AM
why did that match even take place??? The man has nothing to gain from it.

Exactly. No way to win. She beats him, he's a putz. He beats her, he's a "man", so he's supposed to.  ::)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Parker on October 14, 2009, 04:59:47 AM
Fucking right, that's just embarassing getting beatdown by a GIRL.


Or beating up a GIRL. You can't win. If you beat a girl it's..."so you beat a girl". If you get beaten by a girl its, "You got beat by a girl"
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 14, 2009, 05:00:01 AM
There is no bitch on this planet that would last 2 min in my world...I'll put my fucking nuts on that shit 8)

she's already got a nut growing on her face, my Aryan Brother.

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Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Lord Humungous on October 14, 2009, 06:34:07 AM
She should get her props, you got guys like old man "Geo" from the x board who bad mouth female fighters, but they do well and put on a decent show.



RhymeTime= FAIL

Geo= stronger than all. A Geo in his prime would crush Mike Tyson
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: spinnis on October 14, 2009, 06:41:33 AM
A women who is trained in BJJ should be able to sumbit pretty much any man in the world that isnt 200 pounds heavier and isn't trained.


Whats pathetic is that she couldnt finish a Untrained guy right away.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 07:25:47 AM
A women who is trained in BJJ should be able to sumbit pretty much any man in the world that isnt 200 pounds heavier and isn't trained.


Whats pathetic is that she couldnt finish a Untrained guy right away.



 The guy was saved by the bell on the first round,
 Triangle choke. take another look.

  8)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 14, 2009, 07:26:03 AM
A women who is trained in BJJ should be able to sumbit pretty much any man in the world that isnt 200 pounds heavier and isn't trained.


Whats pathetic is that she couldnt finish a Untrained guy right away.
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Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: spinnis on October 14, 2009, 07:33:11 AM


 The guy was saved by the bell on the first round,
 Triangle choke. take another look.

  8)

I Know, she should have won right away though, Probably trained for years and years and cant even beat a random dude right away lol.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Benny B on October 14, 2009, 07:40:41 AM
Complete bullshit. The guy never throws a punch at her head with deadly intentions. It's a man's natural inclination to not punch a woman in the face, which is what you're seeing on display here. However, in a sporting competition such as this, I say the guy had every right to knock her ass out.  :D

This guy also never used his strength to his advantage. Her being a "light in the ass" female would easily allow a couple of power slams from her guard that would, if not render her unconscious, would weaken her for a TKO.

I admire the girl's toughness, and she'd beat most men in a BJJ match on points if not an outright submission. But in my opinion, this was lame.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Method101 on October 14, 2009, 07:43:36 AM
how can that guy not get a stiffy.

p.s i could beat the fuck out of her in the cage then make her eat the shit off my dick backstage afterwards
(typical GB comment)  ;D
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 14, 2009, 07:48:33 AM
Or beating up a GIRL. You can't win. If you beat a girl it's..."so you beat a girl". If you get beaten by a girl its, "You got beat by a girl"

I know, either way you're fucked :S

no win situation.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 08:33:47 AM
 That was a bet, and booth agree to fight. He could punch her , kicked her and do whatever to win.
 Same to her.
 Fast forward to 0:28 he is punching her on the face.
 In that case his not been a coward for beating her, its not like you beating your g/f or some girl on the streets.


   8)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: spinnis on October 14, 2009, 08:35:51 AM
I wish I could have done that  ;D

I would has out after 7 sec though
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Army of One on October 14, 2009, 08:38:07 AM
Rolling round the floor dry humping each other isnt fighting, leave that to the queers.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 08:42:16 AM
Rolling round the floor dry humping each other isnt fighting, leave that to the queers.




 Yeah!! you're right.
 I'm a queer.would you like to meet? i will be glad to show you my queer moves.

  8)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: ironneck on October 14, 2009, 08:46:01 AM
i would have killed her
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: SS on October 14, 2009, 09:11:19 AM
Rolling round the floor dry humping each other isnt fighting, leave that to the queers.
Well if snapping guys arms off or choking a broskie out from my back is queer... then sign me up ;D


i would have killed her
No you wouldn't of ;D
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: spinnis on October 14, 2009, 09:25:21 AM
Well if snapping guys arms off or choking a broskie out from my back is queer... then sign me up ;D

No you wouldn't of ;D

I had a dream about you last night SS lol.  ???

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=301953.0
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Benny B on October 14, 2009, 09:30:01 AM
That was a bet, and booth agree to fight. He could punch her , kicked her and do whatever to win.
 Same to her.
 Fast forward to 0:28 he is punching her on the face.
 In that case his not been a coward for beating her, its not like you beating your g/f or some girl on the streets.


   8)
There were no real punches thrown at her face at 0:28 sec.  ::) Take your head out of your culo.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: K-1 on October 14, 2009, 09:59:41 AM
the guy looked like he was trying to "be easy" ....lol...man we have a female trainer at our gym that would have probably broken him in half for even looking like he was half a$$ing with her.

She is no doubt the second most "dangerous" person to tangle with at my gym. The first is a HW MMA..then her..then the other MMA guys and boxers.... then me (cough, cough...lol)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 10:02:05 AM
There were no real punches thrown at her face at 0:28 sec.  ::) Take your head out of your culo.



 0:30 to 0:33. he punched her 3 times.

 Are you blind sweety? :-*
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Mars on October 14, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Army of One on October 14, 2009, 10:03:16 AM



 Yeah!! you're right.
 I'm a queer.would you like to meet? i will be glad to show you my queer moves.

  8)

No but I can find you one of the Klitschko brothers and see how long you last then with your homo cuddles.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Benny B on October 14, 2009, 10:05:38 AM


 0:30 to 0:33. he punched her 3 times.

 Are you blind sweety? :-*
I'm not your sweety, but I might let you lick my balls.  :-*

If you cannot see that this guy never threw any punches of real power at this chick, you have let all the sperm you've swallowed affect your brain.

You are probably excited because this chick could whoop your ass. You definitely seem like a limp-wristed homosexual.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Mars on October 14, 2009, 10:06:13 AM
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 10:26:24 AM
No but I can find you one of the Klitschko brothers and see how long you last then with your homo cuddles.


 Wow!! you need someone to fight for you?
 Typical. ::)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Army of One on October 14, 2009, 10:31:38 AM

 Wow!! you need someone to fight for you?
 Typical. ::)

Im not a trained fighter, my point is in a streetfight a boxer would put down the mma guy in seconds, and why bother learning a technique if inferior when it really matters.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 10:46:46 AM
Im not a trained fighter, my point is in a streetfight a boxer would put down the mma guy in seconds, and why bother learning a technique if inferior when it really matters.



 Inferior?  no comments. ::)
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 10:47:44 AM
I'm not your sweety, but I might let you lick my balls.  :-*

If you cannot see that this guy never threw any punches of real power at this chick, you have let all the sperm you've swallowed affect your brain.

You are probably excited because this chick could whoop your ass. You definitely seem like a limp-wristed homosexual.




  ::) Please continue.
 
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: clownbaby on October 14, 2009, 11:46:58 AM
In a street fight trying applying some of these submissions against someone who is willing to bite your flesh. These MMA guys and brazilian jj fighters rely on fighting within there own parameters which is why caged fighting is a joke
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Army of One on October 14, 2009, 01:39:02 PM


 Inferior?  no comments. ::)

Your superior at rolling round cuddling men ill give you that, for anything else...no.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 14, 2009, 01:57:15 PM
Your superior at rolling round cuddling men ill give you that, for anything else...no.




 Here is the  superior boxing  against  the inferior BJJ.

 Boxing guy 6'3 218
 BJJ guy 5'11 180.

 


  8)

 
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: spinnis on October 14, 2009, 01:57:26 PM



  ::) Please continue.
 

bjj black belt?

you have to theow in a thumbs up pose so we knows its you  ;D
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: ironneck on October 14, 2009, 02:08:15 PM
swede is 150cm and even he would kill any pussy
women can cook not fight
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: noworries on October 14, 2009, 02:16:55 PM



 Here is the  superior boxing  against  the inferior BJJ.

 Boxing guy 6'3 218
 BJJ guy 5'11 180.

 


  8)

 

I see my old friend Craig Kukuk in the background during the interview.  If he stayed healthy he would have dominated the Heavyweight in the UFC no problem
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: spinnis on October 14, 2009, 02:22:55 PM



 Here is the  superior boxing  against  the inferior BJJ.

 Boxing guy 6'3 218
 BJJ guy 5'11 180.

 


  8)

 

I just wished he would ELBOWED them from the top, man oh man he could have fucked them up real good lol.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 14, 2009, 08:49:32 PM
WOW!! Gracie Jiu Jitsu figured out how to finally post a pic...maybe now we`ll see those UFC 101 pics, 3 months after the fact... tell me GJJ are you developing them yourself in your own personal dark room..
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: 2Thick on October 14, 2009, 09:11:06 PM
Well if jacking guys off or choking a broskie's chicken from behind my back is queer... then sign me up ;D

 :o :-X
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: Benny B on October 14, 2009, 10:16:03 PM



  ::) Please continue.
 
Continue with what, exactly, shithead? Should I find my RGDA Royler Gracie gi and post a pic of it too?  Whoop-dee-damn doo. ::)

You are a pantywaist who likely enjoys being beaten and "submitted" by women, hence your fascination with Cyborg and videos such as this.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: pellius on October 15, 2009, 02:44:18 AM
I see my old friend Craig Kukuk in the background during the interview.  If he stayed healthy he would have dominated the Heavyweight in the UFC no problem

Shoots! How do you know Craig? I was at the Gracie Academy in Torrance, CA back in the early 1990's. Craig was a beast and the first American black belt during those old school days. I was just starting out and he would crush me even though he was going easy. Those were the good old days. I use to be able to get privates twice a week. One with Royce and the other with Royler. When Rickson left to start his own school in West LA I left Torrance and went with him. Did you ever hear about the closed door match between Craig and Bob Bass?
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: noworries on October 15, 2009, 08:57:08 AM
Shoots! How do you know Craig? I was at the Gracie Academy in Torrance, CA back in the early 1990's. Craig was a beast and the first American black belt during those old school days. I was just starting out and he would crush me even though he was going easy. Those were the good old days. I use to be able to get privates twice a week. One with Royce and the other with Royler. When Rickson left to start his own school in West LA I left Torrance and went with him. Did you ever hear about the closed door match between Craig and Bob Bass?


I been friends with Craig since high school.  I introduced him to Rorian.  I promoted them around So. Cal.  I got them their first major exposure in the US with that article in Playboy.  Here I am in the garage with Royce and Rickson.  I was with them in 1987.  Remember that garage
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 15, 2009, 09:02:50 AM
I been friends with Craig since high school.  I introduced him to Rorian.  I promoted them around So. Cal.  I got them their first major exposure in the US with that article in Playboy.  Here I am in the garage with Royce and Rickson.  I was with them in 1987.  Remember that garage

did you find it hard to move around with them because they're so much smaller?
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: noworries on October 15, 2009, 09:07:24 AM
did you find it hard to move around with them because they're so much smaller?

Not really.  I was very limber and could do pretty well.  I could tell they really wanted me to compete.  I was so strong and I know they thought I would kick ass.  But, I was so busy with other stuff.  I told Craig about it and he was hooked.  He went everyday.  He lived it.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: johnnynoname on October 15, 2009, 09:14:01 AM
how amazing was Rorion's moustache?
was it true that Hollywood was VERY interested in making Rickson a big movie star at one time?
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: noworries on October 15, 2009, 09:43:24 AM
how amazing was Rorion's moustache?
was it true that Hollywood was VERY interested in making Rickson a big movie star at one time?

They tried to push the GJJ to Hollywood but everyone said it was to boring.  The first thing Rorian got GJJ was in the movie Lethal Weapon.  He was a fight cooridinator and he wanted them to say Gracie Jiu-Jitsu but the only said (Glover) jiu-jitsu.  If you remember Mel used it when he fought Busey.  Carig and Royse made their promotional video which was pretty cool.  They challenged everyone back then.  I rmemeber when they challeneged the best Navy Seals. After that article in Playboy they exploded.  I moved to Hawaii in 89' so I lost track of everything.
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 15, 2009, 09:51:21 AM
Continue with what, exactly, shithead? Should I find my RGDA Royler Gracie gi and post a pic of it too?  Whoop-dee-damn doo. ::)

You are a pantywaist who likely enjoys being beaten and "submitted" by women, hence your fascination with Cyborg and videos such as this.



 You're 100% right. I love been beaten and submitted by women.
 The last one who submitted and beat me was your c*nt mother, she gave me p*ssy and as*hole choke.
 You should see us when I was pounding her a*s.The as*hole choke was so good I couldn't resist,
 I left her with a nice Brazilian load inside . ;)
 Ps: I didn't know that slut was so addicted to  ATM, Wow she is good.
 Got to go now, need to find more women to submit me. is your g/f, wife or sister available? daughter? :-*

  8)
 
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: johnnynoname on October 15, 2009, 10:04:44 AM
They tried to push the GJJ to Hollywood but everyone said it was to boring.  The first thing Rorian got GJJ was in the movie Lethal Weapon.  He was a fight cooridinator and he wanted them to say Gracie Jiu-Jitsu but the only said (Glover) jiu-jitsu.  If you remember Mel used it when he fought Busey.  Carig and Royse made their promotional video which was pretty cool.  They challenged everyone back then.  I rmemeber when they challeneged the best Navy Seals. After that article in Playboy they exploded.  I moved to Hawaii in 89' so I lost track of everything.

you still didn't answer the question about Rorian's moustache (may it RIP) and how awesome it was
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: delta9mda on October 15, 2009, 11:01:11 AM
There is no bitch on this planet that would last 2 min in my world...I'll put my fucking nuts on that shit 8)
im with you Wiggs, i would have turned that bitch out
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: americanbulldog on October 15, 2009, 11:14:11 AM



 Here is the  superior boxing  against  the inferior BJJ.

 Boxing guy 6'3 218
 BJJ guy 5'11 180.

 


  8)

No way Renzo is 5'11, more like 5'8-5'9.  I got a picture of me with him at a seminar, and I am 6'0.  I am easily 3-4 inches taller than he is. 

If a getbigger were fighting that girl, he'd win on intimidation factor alone from his huge size and physical appearance.  Then if that didn't work, superior strength and explosiveness or years of special forces training.  When that wouldn't work, a retort like "that's gay fighting" would come next.

BTW, I'd let Kyra Gracie no arm triangle choke me any day. 

 
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: pellius on October 15, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
I been friends with Craig since high school.  I introduced him to Rorian.  I promoted them around So. Cal.  I got them their first major exposure in the US with that article in Playboy.  Here I am in the garage with Royce and Rickson.  I was with them in 1987.  Remember that garage

You bastard! Keith, I know who you are. I thought you left the board. Glad to see you're still here. I was at Barlow's/Kasey gym while you and Max Rep were at Muscle Mill. I remember you bouncing at (I think) Tequila Willies.

Those were good times then. Jiu-Jitsu wasn't as main stream so you didn't have all the politics and MMA was limited to the close door matches when someone would take Rorion up on his $10,000 challenge.

Hope things are going well in Vegas.
 
Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: pellius on October 15, 2009, 12:06:44 PM
you still didn't answer the question about Rorian's moustache (may it RIP) and how awesome it was

Rorion, during the mustache days and being tall, reminded me of an ethnic Tom Selleck. Bitches loved him.They were all playas except maybe Royler as he seemed more of a family man. I always found it odd that both Rorion and Rickson, both dark skin, also had freckles.  

Edit: I was of the opinion that the majesty of Rorion's mustache during it's glory days, when seen in person, had a level of magnificence that rivaled Mike Mentzer in his prime. Truly awe inspiring.

Title: Re: Typical guy vs MMA fighter "female fighter"
Post by: SS on October 16, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
im with you Wiggs, i would have turned that bitch out
::)