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if I put on a tapout shirt and listen to death metal will I be 27% tougher?
how much more will it add if I purchase a pitbull?
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according to the New England Journal of Vetenary Medicine, if the pitbull has a thick chain around its neck, then toughocity goes up 13%. more if youre black.
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if I put on a tapout shirt and listen to death metal will I be 27% tougher?
how much more will it add if I purchase a pitbull?
PITBULL WILL INCREASE TOUGHNESS BY AN ADDITIONAL 13% PER DOG.
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you can tack on 10% more if you wear a hat sideways.
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All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
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All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
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It depends on what death metal band you are listening to. If it's Sixx Feet Under you actually lose strength, Chris Barnes is a pussy.
Suffocation will turn you into a real man.
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/chris_mannix/01/30/klitschko/t1_klitschko.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0LErihJE5u8/R9CoG-Y5AfI/AAAAAAAAAT4/mvACcFijY3M/s400/FedorIceCream.jpg)
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0903/mma_s_machida_576.jpg)
(http://www.allhiphop.com/photos/storage/1000.3153.21915471.marvin_hagler.jpg)
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
yes because they hold it all in... then BAM! the explode because of that hold up anger... the shy ones you got to look out for.
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
meh some of the nutcases are tough too, cant say the quiet ones are the toughest
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
Fortunately easily spotted by their awful suits.
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meh some of the nutcases are tough too, cant say the quiet ones are the toughest
Yes nutcases are the ones you go to watch
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;)
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shaved head with goatee adds a delusional 12% towards toughness....tough guy stare and carefully manicured spaghetti-strapped muscle t-shirt adds off the charts toughness. Shadow boxing in between sets of bench presses...oh brother ::)
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PITBULL WILL INCREASE TOUGHNESS BY AN ADDITIONAL 13% PER DOG.
You could get an Akita instead, that would increase toughness by 23% per dog, only problem is they can bea pain the ass to handle. So if your just pretending to be tough you'd be better off with a ptibull.
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shaved head with goatee adds a delusional 12% towards toughness....tough guy stare and carefully manicured spaghetti-strapped muscle t-shirt adds off the charts toughness. Shadow boxing in between sets of bench presses...oh brother ::)
if you add this in is spontaneous combustion a possibility?
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The toughest men are the quiet low key ones.
Yes, the quiet ones.
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i'll fuck you till you love me fa-ggot
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And eat my shiddrens?
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shaved head with goatee adds a delusional 12% towards toughness....tough guy stare and carefully manicured spaghetti-strapped muscle t-shirt adds off the charts toughness. Shadow boxing in between sets of bench presses...oh brother ::)
Tribal armband and/or gothic letter tattoos also make a man that much more invincible. And don't forget to include an "entourage" of 5-10 even twinkier mutations of the person in question (similar to the way a bride picks her uglier friends to be bridesmaids).
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Tribal armband and/or gothic letter tattoos also make a man that much more invincible. And don't forget to include an "entourage" of 5-10 even twinkier mutations of the person in question (similar to the way a bride picks her uglier friends to be bridesmaids).
Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.
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Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.
LMAO :D
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I got a t shirt with a giant skull on it---can I go out and terrorize the town tonight?
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Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.
(http://blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/charles-mask-lewis-tapout.jpg)
I said, pass the #)&@^ salt, Grandma!! Worst *#^@ Thanks*)^&giving meal I've &*^@& ever (*)^&^ choked down!!!
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Solid advices Andy. I would also recommend A LOT of profanity in ALL situations.....especiall y job interviews, around children, around old people and at family gatherings.
How do you feel about a chain with a cross for the pendant? To show that while you're an animal, you are still humble enough to answer to Him.
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How do you feel about a chain with a cross for the pendant? To show that while you're an animal, you are still humble enough to answer to Him.
Actually, you can claim to be an instrument of His wrath. Standing over the mangled corpse, you can tell the police officer, "I only do...what I'm called to do."
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How do you feel about a chain with a cross for the pendant? To show that while you're an animal, you are still humble enough to answer to Him.
It is important to remain humble while you are kicking in a skull.
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;)
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I have a Tapout shirt for every day of the week.
Life ain't worth living unless you're going to do it right.
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I have a Tapout shirt for every day of the week.
Life ain't worth living unless you're going to do it right.
teach me
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;)
Whoooooooooooooooooooooo o !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
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PITBULL WILL INCREASE TOUGHNESS BY AN ADDITIONAL 13% PER DOG.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
I spit out some of my coffee... hahahaah
:) :D ;D
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Funny thread, like the getbig of old.
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I got a t shirt with a giant skull on it---can I go out and terrorize the town tonight?
Hispanic gentelman at my gym wears a big skull bennie hat, huge, scary, white skull staring out from his forehead. The skull bennie has been estimated to increase his "Tough factor" by 21.5%
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Hispanic gentelman at my gym wears a big skull bennie hat, huge, scary, white skull staring out from his forehead. The skull bennie has been estimated to increase his "Tough factor" by 21.5%
:o :o :o
unheard of levels
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How to Increase your Toughness with Tapout by 2834%
1. Put 'Tapout' decal on your new Hummer (186%)
2. Clothe Pit or Rott in 'Tapout' doggie sweatjacket (93%)
3. Cut off sleeves of 'Tapout' t-shirt to show off 'Tapout' tribal tattoo (231%)
4. Videotape yourself tapping out Joe Rogan in a sparring session while wearing 'Tapout' shirt (43%). Add 85% if Joe is wearing one also.
5. Wear 'Tapout' Beanie to synagogue instead of yarmulke. When Rabbi questions you, choke him out. (138%)
6. Use the words 'Alpha Male', 'Tapout', and 'Hedge Fund' in a single sentence (22%)
7. Play Jeopardy at crowded bar. Answer, "What is Tapout?" to every single question. Armbar the first person who tells you to STFU. (412%)
8. Place 'Tapout' sticker on luggage. Bump into Mike Tyson at LAX. Challenge him to 'Who Can Punch the Softest?' and let him go first. Then slug him as hard as you can and shout out "I Lose!" while holding video camera. (388%)
9. Wearing a 'Tapout' graphic tee, force way into pilot's cabin on airplane and scream 'Allah Akbar'. Then quietly return to seat. (911%)
10. Get 'Tap the fuck out' tattooed on erect penis so it reads 'Tapout' when flaccid. Upload homemade porno of you shagging Jamie Eason from behind while yelling 'Tapout' with every thrust. Keep pounding until she 'taps out'.
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How to Increase your Toughness with Tapout by 2834%
1. Put 'Tapout' decal on your new Hummer (186%)
2. Clothe Pit or Rott in 'Tapout' doggie sweatjacket (93%)
3. Cut off sleeves of 'Tapout' t-shirt to show off 'Tapout' tribal tattoo (231%)
4. Videotape yourself tapping out Joe Rogan in a sparring session while wearing 'Tapout' shirt (43%). Add 85% if Joe is wearing one also.
5. Wear 'Tapout' Beanie to synagogue instead of yarmulke. When Rabbi questions you, choke him out. (138%)
6. Use the words 'Alpha Male', 'Tapout', and 'Hedge Fund' in a single sentence (22%)
7. Play Jeopardy at crowded bar. Answer, "What is Tapout?" to every single question. Armbar the first person who tells you to STFU. (412%)
8. Place 'Tapout' sticker on luggage. Bump into Mike Tyson at LAX. Challenge him to 'Who Can Punch the Softest?' and let him go first. Then slug him as hard as you can and shout out "I Lose!" while holding video camera. (388%)
9. Wearing a 'Tapout' graphic tee, force way into pilot's cabin on airplane and scream 'Allah Akbar'. Then quietly return to seat. (911%)
10. Get 'Tap the fuck out' tattooed on erect penis so it reads 'Tapout' when flaccid. Upload homemade porno of you shagging Jamie Eason from behind while yelling 'Tapout' with every thrust. Keep pounding until she 'taps out'.
Oustanding!! What 5 year old hasn't fallen for this trick from his dad? I'm willing to bet Tyson would to. Then he'd call MSNBC and say, "Guess what?? I finally won another fight!!"
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you can tack on 10% more if you wear a hat sideways.
no you need the matching tapout tough guy beanie to complete the look and gain more tough points.