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Ok, I will kick this one off
johnny-how do u keep your skin so clear and how long did it take u to get that tan?
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/111806-3.jpg)
PS - xfactor need not apply
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brutal wrists wider than biceps
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brutal wrists wider than biceps
would you hit it?
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Ok, I will kick this one off
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/111806-3.jpg)
PS - xfactor need not apply
i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand
before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things
-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan. Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark
-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution
okay,
' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer. Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning
"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule
I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back
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how do you moisturise your back?
also was your skin at one point "messy"? how long did it take to clear up?
why don't you use melanotan instead? that would make your life a lot easier...
what do you do for hair removal? frequency, method etc.
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how do you moisturise your back?
I don't bother.
I can reach my rear delts
however, i moisturize my butt
also was your skin at one point "messy"? how long did it take to clear up?
never
why don't you use melanotan instead? that would make your life a lot easier...
i don't think it could get me the shade i want
what do you do for hair removal? frequency, method etc.
"touch up " shaving with my daily showers. that is, since i'm already fully shaved-it's just a matter of me running the razor once around my body to keep things neat
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seems to me this is mostly a case of good genetics
i.e. the lack of hair, tanned skin, clear skin
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seems to me this is mostly a case of good genetics
i.e. the lack of hair, tanned skin, clear skin
i was destined to be metro ...I really was
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i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand
before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things
-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan. Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark
-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution
okay,
' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer. Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning
"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule
I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back
just pin alot of melanotan 2 for some week then tan 3-4x a week, use a good moisturizer and thats it, you will be darker than johnny, you will not have that reddish-orange look,brown only zero burn, you dont have to go 7x a week and use all these tingle bullshit. and last but not least, its very very more healthy, zero side effect from what we know now, except at the beginning you get minor sides
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JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?
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JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?
Friction ;D
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The WHO actually just recognized tanning beds as being cancerous...my gym is removing them from all of their locations.
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There's nothing healthy about a tan.....
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i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand
before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things
-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan. Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark
-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution
okay,
' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer. Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning
"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule
I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back
Are you fucking shitting me? :o
Say hello to my little frend........SKIN CANCER! :-X
(http://www.topnews.in/files/skin-cancer22.jpg)
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Are you fucking shitting me? :o
Say hello to my little frend........SKIN CANCER! :-X
(http://www.topnews.in/files/skin-cancer22.jpg)
loser
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Are you fucking shitting me? :o
Say hello to my little frend........SKIN CANCER! :-X
(http://www.topnews.in/files/skin-cancer22.jpg)
You still need to be predisposed to it.
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Tanning booths are dangerous though............don't forget that people.
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Tanning booths are dangerous though............don't forget that people.
Yes and no , you can control the exposure in a tanning booth , you cant do that in the sun unless you stay indoors for the rest of your life.
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I just dont want any of my vain getbig brothers to go and get themselves a melignant melonoma.
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vanity is our sanity
getbiggers would rather die with a good tan :D
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vanity is our sanity
getbiggers would rather die with a good tan :D
Its better to die brown than with a frown
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Its better to die brown than with a frown
x2 :D
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loser
Don't make me call the authorities..... >:(
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If you want to be darker you should have been born black........traitors.
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Don't make me call the authorities..... >:(
(http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/images/c-in2.jpg)
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If you want to be darker you should have been born black........traitors.
Tanned is more attractive than a nog.. It has a healthy glow to it and tanned people always seem happy. ;)
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Good thing i have a nice tan. I'm sure over the summer months it will only get better as i lounge by the pool or if im feeling energetic i will take the 30 sec walk and go to the beach. ;)
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Good thing i have a nice tan. I'm sure over the summer months it will only get better as i lounge by the pool or if im feeling energetic i will take the 30 sec walk and go to the beach. ;)
For the sake of the quality caucasian pussy that resides in Cronulla don't do that.
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/captions03211.jpg)
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For the sake of the quality caucasian pussy that resides in Cronulla don't do that.
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/captions03211.jpg)
Are you suggesting dollar bills don't impress on the beach?
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Ok, I will kick this one off
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/111806-3.jpg)
PS - xfactor need not apply
wtf?
whoever the fuck is in that picture is so flaming gay it's unreal.
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hahah you strike me as the type of person who has to take the train to get to the beach.
The shire girls are fine. Good caucasian girls.
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vanity is our sanity
getbiggers would rather die with a good tan :D
qft
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(http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/images/c-in2.jpg)
i'm trying to remember what underwear company this shoot is from....i think it is from Andrew Christian which is one of my favorite brands
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You still need to be predisposed to it.
How would you know you're predisposed to it?
Besides that, genetics play a minor part in the prevalence of skin cancer.
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics (http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics)
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How would you know you're predisposed to it?
Besides that, genetics play a minor part in the prevalence of skin cancer.
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics (http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics)
BECAUSE HE A FUCKIN KNOW-IT-ALL
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JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?
Well Will, there are many stories about how Johnny removes the hairs around his anus. The one story that i heard and believe to be true is that Johnny had a friend ( lets call him Mr. Black). JNN used to have Mr Black rub Nair on and around his anus. 3 months go by and Mr Black gets in a car accident and cant rub Nair on Johnny's anus. Johnny then asked another friend ( lets call him Mr. Brown) to rub Nair on his anus. When Mr. Brown started rubbing Nair, JNN noticed something wierd and asked...
Johnny: Mr. Brown, where is your left hand?
Mr. Brown: its on your left shoulder Johnny.
Johnny: Where is your right hand?
Mr. Brown: im using it to rub Nair in and around your anus
Johnny then pauses for the longest time and says
Johnny: huh...wierd... when Mr. Black used to rub Nair, he would have both his hands on my shoulders!
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holy shit i don't think i have ever seen forearms that small outside of auschwitz
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Well Will, there are many stories about how Johnny removes the hairs around his anus. The one story that i heard and believe to be true is that Johnny had a friend ( lets call him Mr. Black). JNN used to have Mr Black rub Nair on and around his anus. 3 months go by and Mr Black gets in a car accident and cant rub Nair on Johnny's anus. Johnny then asked another friend ( lets call him Mr. Brown) to rub Nair on his anus. When Mr. Brown started rubbing Nair, JNN noticed something wierd and asked...
Johnny: Mr. Brown, where is your left hand?
Mr. Brown: its on your left shoulder Johnny.
Johnny: Where is your right hand?
Mr. Brown: im using it to rub Nair in and around your anus
Johnny then pauses for the longest time and says
Johnny: huh...wierd... when Mr. Black used to rub Nair, he would have both his hands on my shoulders!
way too much work on that one- just get to the punch line next time
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Thats some serious tanning. Arent you afraid that your skins eventually going to look like complete dogshit after years of doing that? You will become "Wilson" the leather man.
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way too much work on that one- just get to the punch line next time
calm down Gloria :-*
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JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?
Friction :D
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Friction :D
;D
lol...i'm glad that Groink still has enough faith in me to think that there is still some friction left back there
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JNN, what do you think of my eyebrows in this picture and do you recommend next time I get them done differently?
Also, do you prefer threading or waxing of the eyebrows?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=307887.0;attach=348180;image)
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johnny,
My gf doesn't like me exploding all over her face. I don't know anywhere els to put it. What do I do?
Thanks.
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johnny,
My gf doesn't like me exploding all over her face. I don't know anywhere els to put it. What do I do?
Thanks.
- Block!
On Johnny's face ;D
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bigbogs you look like Nassers poop ;D.
What's with all the apologetic minorities on this site? :-\
...countdown to "I am persian, Persians are white" lol
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JNN, what do you think of my eyebrows in this picture and do you recommend next time I get them done differently?
Also, do you prefer threading or waxing of the eyebrows?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=307887.0;attach=348180;image)
OUTED including for showing DSL in that pic (no homo) ;D
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OUTED including for showing DSL in that pic (no homo) ;D
I'm shocked no one has gotten creative with that pic.
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How would you know you're predisposed to it?
Besides that, genetics play a minor part in the prevalence of skin cancer.
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics (http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-skin-cancer-basics)
You dont , but to say everyone that tans is going to get skin cancer is silly.As long as you get regular mole maps eg once a year then you should be fine.
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BECAUSE HE A FUCKIN KNOW-IT-ALL
Read above you disgusting fagg0t
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I'm shocked no one has gotten creative with that pic.
Time will come.... the time will come
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JNN, what do you think of my eyebrows in this picture and do you recommend next time I get them done differently?
Also, do you prefer threading or waxing of the eyebrows?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=307887.0;attach=348180;image)
don't change a thing- your eyebrow from your particular facial structure very well and i prefer waxing over threading
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johnny,
My gf doesn't like me exploding all over her face. I don't know anywhere els to put it. What do I do?
Thanks.
- Block!
block,
relationships are all "give and take"
my advice- get REALLY good at eating her out. I mean start reading books on the subject. Be soooo good at it that , in exchange, she will take your load on her
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Apologetic?
By making a racial slur towards a race not far from yours ;) I'm not offended in the least, just pointing out the irony.
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don't change a thing- your eyebrow from your particular facial structure very well and i prefer waxing over threading
Thank you! As you are King-Metro of getbig I will definitely take your advice on this matter.
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As you represent everything that is wrong with the modern American male: self-absorbed narcissism, disturbing emo behavior, malignant vanity, a vapid world view, it is surprising that I no longer hold you with the disdain and contempt that I use to. It is your comedic talents that trumps everything. There are a lot of very funny guys on this board, even with brief moments of brilliance, but no one consistently presents such top notch material as you do. The self-deprecating humor along with the sharp wit knows no equal on this already stacked board.
The influence of JCVD on your life is well known and well documented on this board. On the comedic side who has been your biggest influence and inspiration on your own not inconsiderable talents? And do you plan to take another crack at show business when you move to Vegas?
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BTW, everyone on this thread is Outed.
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As you represent everything that is wrong with the modern American male: self-absorbed narcissism, disturbing emo behavior, malignant vanity, a vapid world view, it is surprising that I no longer hold you with the disdain and contempt that I use to. It is your comedic talents that trumps everything. There are a lot of very funny guys on this board, even with brief moments of brilliance, but no one consistently presents such top notch material as you do. The self-deprecating humor along with the sharp wit knows no equal on this already stacked board.
The influence of JCVD on your life is well known and well documented on this board. On the comedic side who has been your biggest influence and inspiration on your own not inconsiderable talents? And do you plan to take another crack at show business when you move to Vegas?
you know-it's funny. my shrink said that i might be a narcissist. To which I replied "GREAT. So anytime I'm not feeling loved by woman, I can just go fuck myself"
most of my comedy comes from the fact that I was surrounded by howard stern, Beavis and Butthead, "in Living color" and andrew dice clay at a EXTREMELY impressionable age.
I would say though that Stern (out of all the previously mentioned) had the greatest effect on me comedically
as for Vegas, I just want to make money and have alot of sex with blonde chic's. If i can make it onto a VH1 reality show in the meantime, then i could call it a career. quite honestly, i feel the lure of (straight) porn calling me. Granted, I know all that seems to glitter isnt always gold but my parents were never married so i have an excuse for all the fucked up shit i have done/will do
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Ah, Howard Stern. When I heard about him in the late 1980s I knew I hated him. When I actually listened to him I became an instant and rabid fan. That guy's a genius in a very understated way. I really miss him since I don't have satellite radio. That guy really brightened my day and always had me laughing. Whatever ever happened to Jackie the Jokeman after he left the show? He once kept doing a series of jokes that always began with "What do you call a black guy that..." For example, "What do you call a Black guy that crosses the road?" And no matter what the question was the answer was always, "black." He just kept going on and on like that and even though you knew the answer it was still hilarious.
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Ah, Howard Stern. When I heard about him in the late 1980s I knew I hated him. When I actually listened to him I became an instant and rabid fan. That guy's a genius in a very understated way. I really miss him since I don't have satellite radio. That guy really brightened my day and always had me laughing. Whatever ever happened to Jackie the Jokeman after he left the show? He once kept doing a series of jokes that always began with "What do you call a black guy that..." For example, "What do you call a Black guy that crosses the road?" And no matter what the question was the answer was always, "guy." He just kept going on and on like that and even though you knew the answer it was still hilarious.
jackie is, by far, one of my favorite personalities on that show. He now has a show on sirius on Howard 101 on tuesdays at 7pm called "joke hunt"
he also tells clean jokes like:
"what do you find in a clean nose?"
"fingerprints"
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Nah bro, it wasn't a racial slur, I was describing you ;D. I would NEVER insult you arabs, it's not like you infested our country with a disease like Islam or anything :D.
What made you think I was Arab? (I'm not btw).
Why not just be happy and not feel hatred towards other races, Arab or not? No one is forcing "your country" to follow Islam nowdays.
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Lighten up dude, it was a joke ???.
I guess I was caught on Meltdown Tuesday :D my bad
(http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/denial-and-the-coming-data-meltdown.jpg)
(http://shannon-oneill.net/images/meltdown.jpg)
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johnny are you going to get Grant_Michaels to be the life coach you need to take you to the next level?
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johnny are you going to get Grant_Michaels to be the life coach you need to take you to the next level?
i actually like Grant so i'm save him alot of stress by not involving him in the consistent clusterfuck that is my life.
plus, he seems very happy in the "legit world" with a real job.
it's nothing but "gigs" (in lieu of a "legit career") and dating hair dressers with full sleeve tattoos for me
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JNN , when was the last time you got laid ?
BTW you look awesome , great body and perfect tan.
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JNN , when was the last time you got laid ?
BTW you look awesome , great body and perfect tan.
penetration or BJ?
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Ok, I will kick this one off
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/111806-3.jpg)
PS - xfactor need not apply
Awaiting Bay's reponse on this one.
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penetration or BJ?
Last time you penetrated a woman
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Last time you penetrated a woman
hmmmm
i'm gonna have to consult a calender..give me a moment
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Awaiting Bay's reponse on this one.
i think bay likes guys with hair on their nutsack.
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i think bay likes guys with hair on their nutsack.
bay likes aesthetically ugly men
is say this with no disrespect against him but it's pretty well documented that he creams his pants over guys who look like Ben Grimm
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johnnynoname may be as gay as the day is long by taking nude pics of himself
but he's cool i have to admit
:)
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i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand
before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things
-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan. Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark
-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution
okay,
' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer. Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning
"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule
I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back
Unbelievable, this is a getbig first... I've seen a lost of weird shit posted here over the years, but never a 'tanning' cycle... lol
johnny how many mg's of Liquid Chocolate tanner do you recommend per session? lol
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Unbelievable, this is a getbig first... I've seen a lost of weird shit posted here over the years, but never a 'tanning' cycle... lol
johnny how many mg's of Liquid Chocolate tanner do you recommend per session? lol
yes- it is a "Diamond cycle" ...that is it would be a diamond cycle but i forgot to mention that weeks 17-24 were "taper down weeks"
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have you ever shaved the hair around your ass? (no homo)
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have you ever shaved the hair around your ass? (no homo)
i did it once and regretted it as i seemed to sweat 3x as much lol, same goes for any part of the body.
yes and still do- you never know when a bitch is gonna want to eat your ass out ;D
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yes and still do- you never know when a bitch is gonna want to eat your ass out ;D
lol u bad LOL
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lol u bad LOL
u laugh but it's true
what's even funnier?
it's 605 am and i'm typing to a bunch of guys about how i shave my ass (/should be funny but is VERY sad)
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u laugh but it's true
what's even funnier?
it's 605 am and i'm typing to a bunch of guys about how i shave my ass (/should be funny but is VERY sad)
You can feel better knowing you are providing high quality entertainment to the masses. ;D
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kind of creepy to start a thread about a dude on an internet website, and that you aim to learn all about him. :-\
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kind of creepy to start a thread about a dude on an internet website, and that you aim to learn all about him. :-\
no homo I swear
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have you noticed loss of night vision due to tanning without goggles?
What is the best pick-up line...would it be this one???...starts at 1:30
1) i tan with goggles- i just close my eyes
2) their is no best pick up line
you have to "feel out the situation" and try your best to "be yourself"
what always wins out, initially, when trying to introduce yourself to a woman is the law of attraction- quite simply, if she is attracted to you (based on your looks or personality or whatever) it will make the conversation easier. If she isn't attracted to you, then it will, obviously, be ALOT harder/impossible to "break the ice".
and mind you in the situation that she isn't attracted to you, remember that it isn't personal- she just already has a notion of what she wants in a man and you're not it (for the moment)
The previous is a example of my "Brad Pitt" theory. Brad Pitt is, argubaly, the best looking man in the world (even in his recent haggard looking state). However, despite this distinction, you will find alot of girls who are repulsed by him. Why? Who knows- maybe don't like good looking men, maybe they like fat guys. Whatever the reason maybe the fact in this matter is that not every girl (despite how desperate/homely or how hot) is gonna be attracted to you no matter how good you look...and it isn't personal- they just have their preferences
btw, I hope people don't think i'm trying to come across as "the guy who is the forum Lothario" cuz i'm just like every other guy when it comes to women
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kind of creepy to start a thread about a dude on an internet website, and that you aim to learn all about him. :-\
hahaha pretty pathetic.
"Q&A" with a nobody on the internetz without even meeting him in real life. ::)
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the other day I sa a movie and there was this really gay personal trainer in it and I thought JNN! hahah (no homo)
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the other day I sa a movie and there was this really gay personal trainer in it and I thought JNN! hahah (no homo)
what movie was this ?
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Johnny, you should visit sweden and let me buy you a beer and we could look at some fine swedish females and force ourself son them.
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Johnny, you should visit sweden and let me buy you a beer and we could look at some fine swedish females and force ourself son them.
YES absolutely YES
btw, i don't look like a "Turk" but i do look very "Euro" so you don't have to be ashamed to be seen with me in public
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johnnynoname,
Do hot chicks fart? I come to the point where I believe that hot chicks don't fart... ever. Is that True or is that False?
Have you ever witnessed or smelled a hot chick's fart?
Thanks.
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I don't have a question but this is in honor of johnny:
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johnnynoname,
Do hot chicks fart? I come to the point where I believe that hot chicks don't fart... ever. Is that True or is that False?
Have you ever witnessed or smelled a hot chick's fart?
Thanks.
- Block!
yes they do fart but only when they become your wife
moral of the story: don't get married
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I don't have a question but this is in honor of johnny:
i still love this clip
"DON'T NEVER INSULT THE BOSS"
btw, did you see yucko and his ex wife in the background at 1:08
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i still love this clip
"DON'T NEVER INSULT THE BOSS"
btw, did you see yucko and his ex wife in the background at 1:08
Haha, yes!
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i still love this clip
"DON'T NEVER INSULT THE BOSS"
btw, did you see yucko and his ex wife in the background at 1:08
All the Beetlejuice stuff is fucking hilarious