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Title: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 02:03:35 PM
i learned the easiest way for epic leans..

when chilling with a hoe its 100 times easier not to eat anything , only VERY minimal amounts if you must nibble. when with a hoe your just chilling you certainly dont need any feul only water cause it swells up the wang like no other food can...i know this because i was with a hoe all day yesterday and had my face up her ass like all day, i drank tons of water, i think all i had to eat were some turnip greens and a bowl of rice thats it. mind you that ive been eating unlimited fashion lately as well as everyday high volume training because high eating and high training are a perfect inner marriage for those seeking personal harmonious body. high training and eating = high muscle

when with a hoe there is no training only an escape of pleasure (dieting being the ultimate pain however) *now u should combine the two for ultimate mastery* this is the best time to lose fat because you dont mind appetite at all when with a fine ass hoe. youll wake up the next day dry and ripped provided that your time away from hoes is full of eating and training thus maintaing the muscle metabolism  AND PLENTY OF WATER AT ALL TIMES

you never want to eat alot and chill with a hoe if the goal is to be with a hoe while simultaneously getting lean, even on super low cals with a hoe and plenty of water you can still attain many nuts if the hoe is fine enough. also a high nut attainment abilities are rolled over from previous days of overly eating and overly training

IMO its best to dedicate days to mass and leave the dieting/rest days for chilling with hoes
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: tendonitis on December 01, 2009, 02:07:40 PM
so water is the new viagra   ;D
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 02:11:25 PM
so water is the new viagra   ;D

ive been known that for the past 10 years never failed to erect nicely for  a hoe just pass it along to all yo friends fool.

you complicate the blood stream with too much insulin and triglicerides when looking to attain ultimate wang fullness

by the way your flesh and body is mostly water just like your dick so drink up
Title: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 01, 2009, 02:14:21 PM
looking good there.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: dan18 on December 01, 2009, 02:17:15 PM
looking good there.

fail
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: tendonitis on December 01, 2009, 02:26:28 PM
my wang appreciates this valuable information

thanks falcon
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 02:29:38 PM
my wang appreciates this valuable information

thanks falcon
i would think most are half erected when they have to take a piss real bad, i thought this was common knowledge but then again i understand that most are non functioning meat eaters with erectile dysfunctions and chubby to boot

some will take this the wrong way of course and miss the point

i would just hate to see some teen getting bad advice over here on meat eating diets and also not drink enough water and have a weak failed erection wich may turn some getbiggers to a life of crime or staroids
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Go 4 It on December 01, 2009, 02:41:09 PM
I see what you're saying here brother, but it can also back fire, it all depends on the person. Most of the time when I'm with girls theres alot of eating (dinner, take out, them cooking meals) and boozing (wine, shots, brews), but on the flip side sex is great cardio so you'll be burning alot of cals, so in the end for me atleast it kind of cancels one another out. However, sex is a great stress reliever, so less cortisol=more fat burning. But I've seen friends of mine literally put on some serious lbs when getting into relationships in really short time span, just cause all the dinners/takeout/dates and shit..
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: Jeffro on December 01, 2009, 02:46:32 PM
Mods please delete.
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 01, 2009, 02:47:03 PM
I see what you're saying here brother, but it can also back fire, it all depends on the person. Most of the time when I'm with girls theres alot of eating (dinner, take out, them cooking meals) and boozing (wine, shots, brews), but on the flip side sex is great cardio so you'll be burning alot of cals, so in the end for me atleast it kind of cancels one another out. However, sex is a great stress reliever, so less cortisol=more fat burning. But I've seen friends of mine literally put on some serious lbs when getting into relationships in really short time span, just cause all the dinners/takeout/dates and shit..

Ahhhh  The "fat and happy" syndrome
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: ironneck on December 01, 2009, 02:52:50 PM
Mods please delete.

haha sweet
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Go 4 It on December 01, 2009, 02:53:01 PM
Ahhhh  The "fat and happy" syndrome
Haha..yeah, you get comfortable, you're not in the "scene" anymore, next thing you know you've gained 25-30 pounds, going to the movies taking down popcorn and candy, blockbuster nights=ordering pizza, going out to dinner 2-3 times a week, for some reason all the chicks I date only know how to cook one thing (pasta)lol...it happens to the best of us..
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 03:08:02 PM
I see what you're saying here brother, but it can also back fire, it all depends on the person. Most of the time when I'm with girls theres alot of eating (dinner, take out, them cooking meals) and boozing (wine, shots, brews), but on the flip side sex is great cardio so you'll be burning alot of cals, so in the end for me atleast it kind of cancels one another out. However, sex is a great stress reliever, so less cortisol=more fat burning. But I've seen friends of mine literally put on some serious lbs when getting into relationships in really short time span, just cause all the dinners/takeout/dates and shit..

i simply dont get hungry if im around a fine ass bitch all i can think about is gettin her pussy and not eating

of course you get hungry after fucking but its a different hunger and less profound in the company of a woman but when your by yourself lonley and not sure what to eat or drink and tend to over do it and dont do it right like *eating alot and not even getting up and lifting something* like most people who dont nnaturally have low body fat like you bro, we have to mind and help these other bros who have less clues than me and you,

ive been much more fat than you comparing our two youths together, thus i know what its like to be fat depressed and overeating and not documenting and not attaining hoes, youve been with fine hoes for so long you may or may not have realized how much a hoe can take your mind off of food. most people are food addicts like myself ESPECIALLY if your into weightlifting, ive only realized this concept at a later age than i should have, many lean neegs like you have been doing it right all along but didnt know the method of your greatness possibly

you wont lose any mass either from chiling with a hoe and not eating all day provided all other time that is away from hoes is plenty eating and training
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 03:09:42 PM
Haha..yeah, you get comfortable, you're not in the "scene" anymore, next thing you know you've gained 25-30 pounds, going to the movies taking down popcorn and candy, blockbuster nights=ordering pizza, going out to dinner 2-3 times a week, for some reason all the chicks I date only know how to cook one thing (pasta)lol...it happens to the best of us..

that sort of thing used to happen to me

when we become mature we realize the presence of a womans puts the veil over hunger and we only require water at this point
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Ursus on December 01, 2009, 03:13:04 PM
I am trying to put on 4 more lbs before bed. Had a carb drink have some bread and coke in front of me. will have a few cups of tea and some protein and I should weigh in at my target weight!
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 03:13:50 PM
Go4it

your body is at a point where you dont even need to lose any more fat, so its kinda  non issue, you are in full realization of hoe attaining most of us are not
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Dachande on December 01, 2009, 03:15:21 PM
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Ursus on December 01, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
Go4it

your body is at a point where you dont even need to lose any more fat, so its kinda  non issue, you are in full realization of hoe attaining most of us are not

You are the guiding star for all of GB!
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Go 4 It on December 01, 2009, 03:24:10 PM
Yeah I agree with you if it's a "new" chick or a girl your just trying to bang, then yes the main objective is getting laid, and with these type of girls you're not doing the stuff that you do with a girlfriend. So for sure in these type of situations, you can definitely get real lean. I think it also helps if you stay busy, if you have shit to do all day, and not much time to graze your cabinets and stuff, food is not even a thought you just get your meals in when you can and finish what you got to do, I'm the type of guy thats always on the run, so I don't have alot of "chill" time to binge on food, so for some too much free time could = a 6 pack killer!
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: lesaucer on December 01, 2009, 03:46:18 PM
that sort of thing used to happen to me

when we become mature we realize the presence of a womans puts the veil over hunger and we only require water at this point

yes my friend i know what you are trying to say, total daily calorie is not important to keep muscle mass, its more like total weekly calorie or even monthly calorie that is. your body will use muscle for energy when he think he needs it, in only one day or 2 it cant tell if your going to famine or not, yes you will lose weight, but almost only water.

Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: lesaucer on December 01, 2009, 03:48:13 PM
and yes with a fine ass chick its normal you are not hungry, its because of our genetic, our brain send us signal that its more important to fuck and reproduce than to eat at the moment so if youd like to fuck the bitch your with, hunger go away and your brain is focused on seduce mode to fuck her.
even after fucking 2 hours and not eating for like 4hours, still not hungry  BUT THIRSTY AS FUCK so the trick is to get lots of fruit juice and drink it all like crazy to stay hydrated and get calories at the same time.
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 05:07:58 PM
yes my friend i know what you are trying to say, total daily calorie is not important to keep muscle mass, its more like total weekly calorie or even monthly calorie that is. your body will use muscle for energy when he think he needs it, in only one day or 2 it cant tell if your going to famine or not, yes you will lose weight, but almost only water.



logically/techincally on these days with hoes and no eating you lose just about all fat

your bodys insulin levels are perfect for fatloss only and the water speeds up your metabolism and flushes out fat

yes when not around a hoe its good to keep the muscle metabolism ante up and up you wont really gain fat if your training and eating alot

NEVER AN OFF DAY unless its a "fasting " day with a fine ass hoe to make the the transition to epic leans much eaiser
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: HTexan on December 01, 2009, 05:11:59 PM
My cock hasn't yet to disappoint ;)
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on December 01, 2009, 05:26:49 PM
i learned the easiest way for epic leans..

when chilling with a hoe its 100 times easier not to eat anything , only VERY minimal amounts if you must nibble. when with a hoe your just chilling you certainly dont need any feul only water cause it swells up the wang like no other food can...i know this because i was with a hoe all day yesterday and had my face up her ass like all day, i drank tons of water, i think all i had to eat were some turnip greens and a bowl of rice thats it. mind you that ive been eating unlimited fashion lately as well as everyday high volume training because high eating and high training are a perfect inner marriage for those seeking personal harmonious body. high training and eating = high muscle

when with a hoe there is no training only an escape of pleasure (dieting being the ultimate pain however) *now u should combine the two for ultimate mastery* this is the best time to lose fat because you dont mind appetite at all when with a fine ass hoe. youll wake up the next day dry and ripped provided that your time away from hoes is full of eating and training thus maintaing the muscle metabolism  AND PLENTY OF WATER AT ALL TIMES

you never want to eat alot and chill with a hoe if the goal is to be with a hoe while simultaneously getting lean, even on super low cals with a hoe and plenty of water you can still attain many nuts if the hoe is fine enough. also a high nut attainment abilities are rolled over from previous days of overly eating and overly training

IMO its best to dedicate days to mass and leave the dieting/rest days for chilling with hoes

where does Crack or meth fit into all of this? pre or post water?
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 05:35:00 PM


yeah my florescent light is going crazy tonite, normally its dim and no flickering, now its bright flickering like crazy because of the full moons unforseen accelerated electric and gravitational forcees

mentally im torn between the two girls now, even though im looking better these days and could easily get new hoes, but i get this slight guilty feeling wich i hate, i need female comfort as soon as  i get off work i dont like waiting till the night time, when im with a hoe im care free even if they are a bitch, without it im kinda nutty in a depressed way but food and weights is a for sure outlet atleast, i have so much energy when eating like this, im leaner and feeling great but im just not sure the direction i should go as far as relationships but i hate to hurt a girls feelings by getting rid of one for the other even though plenty of girls have hurt mine, i am much less evil then most women and most people. I feel like i am ready for heaven and done with this life i dont know what else i need to learn
Title: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 06:05:33 PM
THAT MEANS YOUR PROCESSING PUTRID ROTTINGNESS HOPE THIS HELPS


i remember those days but i was young and unexperienced, yet you guys are much older now and ignoring the signs and your hair is probably receding and falling out faster than ever

save your hair save an animal (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/IMG_1190m.jpg)
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: dustin on December 01, 2009, 06:09:31 PM
No way, brah. My shits smell like Brut.

(https://gtplaza.com/site_media/product_images/Brut_Splash_on.JPG)
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: wes on December 01, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
Ladies and gentlemen,I present your thread starter!!

Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 06:16:06 PM
Ladies and gentlemen,I present your thread starter!!



wes this is a good pic of me, hows your bald ass head feeling in this cold weather?
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: wes on December 01, 2009, 06:18:00 PM
Qite fine Johnny,I try to keep it between the thighs of some young hoe at all times!
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 06:19:19 PM
Qite fine Johnny,I try to keep it between the thighs of some young hoe at all times!

sure ya do "Time Wasonlycock"
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: WillGrant on December 01, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
No way, brah. My shits smell like Brut.

(https://gtplaza.com/site_media/product_images/Brut_Splash_on.JPG)
You stick that up your ass ? ???
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: dustin on December 01, 2009, 06:20:03 PM
Qite fine Johnny,I try to keep it between the thighs of some young hoe at all times!

No hair on the head means the body will compensate by burning more calories to stay warm. Eating pussy is also a very synergistic in attaining epic leans.

wes 1
Johhny 0

8)
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 06:25:00 PM
No hair on the head means the body will compensate by burning more calories to stay warm. Eating pussy is also a very synergistic in attaining epic leans.

wes 1
Johhny 0

8)


oh that was so fanny hahahha
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 06:29:34 PM
What do your dumps smell like?

they barely smell

they arent strong and foul like when i used to eat tuna and chicken and that sort of thing
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: dustin on December 01, 2009, 07:07:27 PM
oh that was so fanny hahahha

I'm trying, Johnny boy! :D
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 01, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
THAT MEANS YOUR PROCESSING PUTRID ROTTINGNESS HOPE THIS HELPS


i remember those days but i was young and unexperienced, yet you guys are much older now and ignoring the signs and your hair is probably receding and falling out faster than ever

save your hair save an animal (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/IMG_1190m.jpg)

So you rather eat some other "shit" so your dumps smell delicious... 
get a life !


WOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: War-Horse on December 01, 2009, 08:24:48 PM
ritz crackers and gatorade are all you need for a championship body.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 08:55:14 PM
So you rather eat some other "shit" so your dumps smell delicious... 
get a life !


WOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

id say if you stink up a whole room your insides are in bad shape, a cess pool of diseases
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: HTexan on December 01, 2009, 08:58:06 PM

yeah my florescent light is going crazy tonite, normally its dim and no flickering, now its bright flickering like crazy because of the full moons unforseen accelerated electric and gravitational forcees

mentally im torn between the two girls now, even though im looking better these days and could easily get new hoes, but i get this slight guilty feeling wich i hate, i need female comfort as soon as  i get off work i dont like waiting till the night time, when im with a hoe im care free even if they are a bitch, without it im kinda nutty in a depressed way but food and weights is a for sure outlet atleast, i have so much energy when eating like this, im leaner and feeling great but im just not sure the direction i should go as far as relationships but i hate to hurt a girls feelings by getting rid of one for the other even though plenty of girls have hurt mine, i am much less evil then most women and most people. I feel like i am ready for heaven and done with this life i dont know what else i need to learn
stop being a pussy, and control your bitch.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: HTexan on December 01, 2009, 08:59:44 PM
THAT MEANS YOUR PROCESSING PUTRID ROTTINGNESS HOPE THIS HELPS


i remember those days but i was young and unexperienced, yet you guys are much older now and ignoring the signs and your hair is probably receding and falling out faster than ever

save your hair save an animal (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/IMG_1190m.jpg)
so does that mean, you don't want me to pull a lee priest and shit on you?
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2009, 09:01:09 PM
so does that mean, you don't want me to pull a lee priest and shit on you?

what are you a child?
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: vitamin J on December 01, 2009, 09:02:18 PM
(http://instoresnow.walmart.com/uploadedImages/In_Stores_Now/Free_Samples/01_PNG_10056_0500_Metamucil_S_FLA_PIXELSIZE_Product_US_ENG_01.jpg)
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: HTexan on December 01, 2009, 09:02:50 PM
what are you a child?
no, but i can wear a baby blue beanie if you want. ;D
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: mitchyboy on December 01, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
Oh wow, ur body processing food but mainly protein, causes sulphur to be excreted by the bacteria in your digestive tract.  Quick call a doctor before you die of smelly shits ::)
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Matt C on December 01, 2009, 09:42:03 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=308878.0;attach=349061;image)

 ;D
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Wiggs on December 01, 2009, 09:51:53 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=308878.0;attach=349061;image)

 ;D

I fucking love that pic...LMAO!!
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: wes mantooth on December 01, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
news flash:















poop smells

(no matter what you eat)
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on December 01, 2009, 09:59:46 PM
Legendary knowledge and foresight
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: dyslexic on December 01, 2009, 11:02:44 PM
Water speeds up your metabolism and flushes out fat???



Interesting.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: saucetradomous on December 01, 2009, 11:56:13 PM
falcon like stare
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 02, 2009, 12:13:04 AM
Falcon punches are not to be taken lightly.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: jwb on December 02, 2009, 12:20:37 AM
that guy looks more with it than falcon...
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: Mars on December 02, 2009, 12:31:32 AM
thats not him
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: kiwiol on December 02, 2009, 12:32:33 AM
Falcon punches are not to be taken lightly.

Even after the skinny-mini incident ???
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 02, 2009, 12:35:22 AM
Johnny Falcon is too much of a pussy to kill someone. 
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 02, 2009, 12:40:27 AM
Even after the skinny-mini incident ???

Ron said I can't post the picture anymore  :(
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 02, 2009, 12:41:13 AM
Johnny Falcon wants you to rub his face in your shit. 
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: kiwiol on December 02, 2009, 12:43:24 AM
Ron said I can't post the picture anymore  :(

Maybe Ron doesn't want Rami and JimmyJam to get a cock cramp?
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: L00n on December 02, 2009, 12:54:12 AM
LOL you seriously need to get a life.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: wes on December 02, 2009, 03:36:02 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=308878.0;attach=349061;image)
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: kiwiol on December 02, 2009, 03:41:28 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=308878.0;attach=349061;image)

That's not Einstein
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Dachande on December 02, 2009, 04:02:18 AM
i have a full head of hair but recently shave it right down as far as you can go with the clippers to see what being bald is like.

it's cool but sucks in the middle of winter, rain hurts when your bald lol.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: PRIVATE RYAN on December 02, 2009, 04:30:54 AM
I have a special place for
animals, right next to the
brown rice and broccoli.

That said, animals should be
killed humanely as quick as
possible.

It is best to kill / harvest
your meat yourself, this is
the way it always was, the
guy who brought home the
mammoth got to knock out
the bitch and drag her to his
cave.

We are still but hunter gatherers.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Kwon on December 02, 2009, 06:11:05 AM
Don't care too much bout my crap, but...

What happened with the Daddy Waddy of old?

Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Meso_z on December 02, 2009, 06:14:43 AM
i would shit on your face.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: jprc10 on December 02, 2009, 06:17:40 AM
I have a special place for
animals, right next to the
brown rice and broccoli.

That said, animals should be
killed humanely as quick as
possible.

It is best to kill / harvest
your meat yourself, this is
the way it always was, the
guy who brought home the
mammoth got to knock out
the bitch and drag her to his
cave.

We are still but hunter gatherers.


Why brown rice and broccoli? That tastes like crap ;D
Don't tell me you eat that every day.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 02, 2009, 06:42:23 AM
THAT MEANS YOUR PROCESSING PUTRID ROTTINGNESS HOPE THIS HELPS


i remember those days but i was young and unexperienced, yet you guys are much older now and ignoring the signs and your hair is probably receding and falling out faster than ever

save your hair save an animal (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/IMG_1190m.jpg)

Agreed, all the red meat and white bleached flour and sugar rots inside the intestines. Italian food is pure rancid crap.  The best way to eat is to borrow from each nations eating habits.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: BIG_STI on December 02, 2009, 07:10:10 AM
Smoke meth/crack, inject heroin and sniff paint thinner and you to will have nice smelling shit
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon showing some epic lean gains
Post by: njflex on December 02, 2009, 07:36:14 AM
Thats an insult to the prince of dupont,,,
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: BIG_STI on December 02, 2009, 10:38:08 AM
Don't care too much bout my crap, but...

What happened with the Daddy Waddy of old?



He became a drug addict
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: io856 on December 02, 2009, 10:47:47 AM
johnny is actually right about this!

might sound simple but its the best way to get through dieting
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Marty Champions on December 02, 2009, 02:41:33 PM
Great advice as always!



High protein, low carbs + dancing

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falcon is well on his way:







whos the celeb he seems to be important?
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: Get Rowdy on December 03, 2009, 01:19:37 AM
Sometimes my shit smells so good that I feel like fishing it out of the bowl to make a footlong sub.
Title: Re: I BET ALL YOU WHO EAT MEAT, THAT YOUR DUMPS SMELL HORRIBLE
Post by: PRIVATE RYAN on December 03, 2009, 04:59:31 AM

Why brown rice and broccoli? That tastes like crap ;D
Don't tell me you eat that every day.


You gotta have the good
with the bad!

Ostrich is also a firm
favourite. Probably
the leanest venison
and very tasty.
Title: Re: I learned the easiest way for epic leans
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 03, 2009, 06:06:14 AM
i learned the easiest way for epic leans..

when chilling with a hoe its 100 times easier not to eat anything , only VERY minimal amounts if you must nibble. when with a hoe your just chilling you certainly dont need any feul only water cause it swells up the wang like no other food can...i know this because i was with a hoe all day yesterday and had my face up her ass like all day, i drank tons of water, i think all i had to eat were some turnip greens and a bowl of rice thats it. mind you that ive been eating unlimited fashion lately as well as everyday high volume training because high eating and high training are a perfect inner marriage for those seeking personal harmonious body. high training and eating = high muscle

when with a hoe there is no training only an escape of pleasure (dieting being the ultimate pain however) *now u should combine the two for ultimate mastery* this is the best time to lose fat because you dont mind appetite at all when with a fine ass hoe. youll wake up the next day dry and ripped provided that your time away from hoes is full of eating and training thus maintaing the muscle metabolism  AND PLENTY OF WATER AT ALL TIMES

you never want to eat alot and chill with a hoe if the goal is to be with a hoe while simultaneously getting lean, even on super low cals with a hoe and plenty of water you can still attain many nuts if the hoe is fine enough. also a high nut attainment abilities are rolled over from previous days of overly eating and overly training

IMO its best to dedicate days to mass and leave the dieting/rest days for chilling with hoes

translation:

IMO, if you are with girls you are not very hungry. Drinking water will hydrate you and create rock hard erections.


God damn Falcon, don't write so much useless junk. Get to the main point of your arguments.