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Just curious.
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apparently not by burning it in a car in the desert
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acid, to the pigs.
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acid, to the pigs.
Pigs lose their appetite when they be trippin.
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I'm thinking burning in a 55 Gallon Drum, 24 to 48 hours? Lots and lots of fuel...
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Just theoretically if you didn't have that much time. And do you think a prostitute would say you were with her at a particular time if you paid her enough?
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I'm thinking burning in a 55 Gallon Drum, 24 to 48 hours? Lots and lots of fuel...
Los Zetas Mexican Drug Cartel approved.
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bury it in a forest
be sure to not leave a trace and tell no one
take a valium when you it revisits you in the head - get an rx from your doc for anxiety disorder
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Send it Ups to FatAlex, he'll eat the whole thing, teeth included.
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depends where you live really.
And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.
I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.
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i think every human being is capable of killing someone.
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depends where you live really.
And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.
I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.
I'll be damned---who woulda thought
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Muscletech hydroxycut, it works
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Just curious.
This way verbatim ;D
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depends where you live really.
And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.
I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.
Good lookin out! :D
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Open Hearth Furnace would probably be a good option if you work in a steel mill...
(http://people.virginia.edu/~ggg9y/ladle.jpg)
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By a sausage maker and turn a profit.
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By a sausage maker and turn a profit.
lol
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Learn from the pro's
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Stuff the body in the trunk of a car, drive out to the outskirts of a town, pour gas all over the car and set it on fire, then..........oh wait, never mind :-\!
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Everglades Florida - USA
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Whatever you do don't use lighter fluid and a Jaguar.
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Call Tony
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The cane fields in Hawaii are the best. They are routinely caught on fire. Also, don't feed two 400+ pound tigers for 3 days and throw an asshole in the cage with them naked. They will even lick the cement clean as a whistle.
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First link discusses options of disposal; the second, butchery and consumption. Enjoy!
MeFi - How Would You Dispose of a Body Without Getting Caught (http://tinyurl.com/69wl6y)
Butchering the Human Carcass (http://tinyurl.com/2eoog)
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The best way is to take "her" out, on a boat and have some Beer, liquor and start fishing - Shark Fishing. Make sure you know where some good Lemon, Bull sharks are at and put some chum out there and in a few minutes you will feel the reel start to pull....Get up and start dancing and "Accidentally" knock her overboard, keep pushing her away but call the cops after about two minutes of the Sharks attacking her...She will either dround or die by blood loss but call the police and sound "freaked out." Try it in Hawaii or South Africa, Australia with some Whites!! Hawaii has some of the best Tiger Sharks that you can imagine!!
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Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.
Body gone
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Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.
Body gone
OK Dexter
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By a sausage maker and turn a profit.
They don't eat a lot of sausage in Oz, but call it a pie & you can put anything in it.
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In Czech Republic too we love pork, have you tried our sausages?
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For starters, don't google "best way to dispose of a body" or start threads asking about it from a traceable IP address.
Best plan: Start murdering random women in her area and make her #4 on your list. Be sure to kill two or three more after you do her to keep the whole 'serial killer' thing going.
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Make a barbecue and invite some friends.
You know bodybuilders love meat.
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Shoot it to the sun!
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Shoot it to the sun!
Or just tie it to the launch platform.
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Just curious.
chop up thw body with an axe throw the parts in a 4 ft hole cover with lime and bury. works every time.
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I usually use a wood chipper, or occasionally just bury the dissected parts in the woods...............don`t forget to bring the quicklime.
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I usually use a wood chipper, or occasionally just bury the dissected parts in the woods...............don`t forget to bring the quicklime.
Just pull a Jefferey Dahlmer :o (No Homo though)
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the ocean. thats it. no one will EVER find the body. just ask that holloway girl.
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the ocean. thats it. no one will EVER find the body. just ask that holloway girl.
She was fed to the sharks.
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She was fed to the sharks.
Grill and feed to dogs, repeat next day. Or use meat to go crabbing, then repeat. This is quite morbid.
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acid.
to the pigs.
Bingo
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Just curious.
Keep it in your freezer so you can still sex it when the urge strikes.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton)
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Keep it in your freezer so you can still sex it when the urge strikes.
Ahh... the Jefferey Dahmer method
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Aruba,hell you can admit on video and still get away with it.
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In Czech Republic too we love pork, have you tried our sausages?
Haha, ok 'email.' ;D
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paypal me 20k and i can arrange for someone to make someone disappear for good.
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paypal me 20k and i can arrange for someone to make someone disappear for good.
But what is the way that "He" can take her out?? ??? ???
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classified info right there
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How much to make a cleaver in the back of the head look like an accident?
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She was fed to the sharks.
x2.they feed them on one side of the island to keep them away from the tourist area.
...I found this out after body surfing on that side of the island :o
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she slipped is all.....
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x2.they feed them on one side of the island to keep them away from the tourist area.
...I found this out after body surfing on that side of the island :o
Have you told the Darwin Awards? You may already be a winner!
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First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.
If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.
Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all.
Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell.
Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
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she slipped is all.....
Million to one shot, doc!
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x2.they feed them on one side of the island to keep them away from the tourist area.
...I found this out after body surfing on that side of the island :o
I also find this a good reason to get rid of some of the prisoners. 8)
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Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.
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Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.
It can be done and my friend has some pretty good ideas while he is "Drunk talking" :o
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Have you told the Darwin Awards? You may already be a winner!
Hahaha ;D,I had no idea.I rented a jeep was driving,ended up on the other side of the island and thougt "this looks like a great place to swim"
when I got back to the hotel and told one of the local workers where I went he just did one of these :o
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Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.
He had a good plans but then again, i hang around with the under belly of society.
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Like the movie hostel...........i wonder if in some shit hole euro country there really is a place where you can go and pay money to kill/torture someone?
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Like the movie hostel...........i wonder if in some shit hole euro country there really is a place where you can go and pay money to kill/torture someone?
That movie gave me a idea of how to make some cash...It could work.. :o
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Topskin69 = Brilliant!
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Perhaps we should talk business Doug......i'm sure buying some old abandoned factory in some eastern block shit hole wouldn't be too expensive............... hmmmmmmmmm.
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Like the movie hostel...........i wonder if in some shit hole euro country there really is a place where you can go and pay money to kill/torture someone?
Eli Roth based on the movie on a real ad he ran into, but when he tried to do further research on it, he couldn't get anyone to talk to him about it, and he thought it would be dangerous to try and keep prying into it, so he made the film just based on his imagination of what it would be like.
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Perhaps we should talk business Doug......i'm sure buying some old abandoned factory in some eastern block shit hole wouldn't be too expensive............... hmmmmmmmmm.
That is a Deal, SIR!! 8)
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getbiggers would obviously recieve a healthy discount........or perhaps the 5th kill you get for free!
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getbiggers would obviously recieve a healthy discount........or perhaps the 5th kill you get for free!
:D It could be done in Australia very easily. My knowledge of Sharks and a decent boat. Sir..we were having a good time fishing and then i bumped into MY WIFE....OHHHH.....MYYY GOODDD....It was so horrible to see the shark tearing into my wife's flesh, ripping her legs off and her blood was all in the water...what a tradegy.... I have thought about this while my Ex G/F'S were talking and i was focused on this idea. I would throw in some tear's also..Booo....wAAhHhH... Dear Lord!! :o :o
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Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.
Anyone who claims they never contemplated it is not to be trusted. It's a great first date test question.
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lol, i didn't even think about Aus. Good point. Where else on earth can you buy farms that are over 1 million acres. Lots of shit actually goes on in the outback. Military testing and stuff. So much space, so little people. You can get away with pretty much anything out there.
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Anyone who claims they never contemplated it is not to be trusted. It's a great first date test question.
I have thought about it numerous times when they start nabbing....Fuck....Just shut up... ;D
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lol, i didn't even think about Aus. Good point. Where else on earth can you buy farms that are over 1 million acres. Lots of shit actually goes on in the outback. Military testing and stuff. So much space, so little people. You can get away with pretty much anything out there.
Exactly!! Australia is a great country and has shown me a way to make even more money. The only problem is that i have no clue about the Outback in Australia.
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I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.
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I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.
Progress my friend. ;D Hell, if "I" was in the outback, then i would be the one dead. Australia also has a good amount of Crocs too....
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I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.
You could bring your Commodore with the little flags on it.
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haha yes, my ute with the massive truck bull bar, 6ft tall antennas and huge mud flaps at the back.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3362/3444137932_2cb7fcef82.jpg)
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haha yes, my ute with the massive truck bull bar, 6ft tall antennas and huge mud flaps at the back.
gotta have it don't want no roos flying through the windscreen
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Yeah, that way you can just run over any form of animal and it won't even dent the car. 8)
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Dog in a ute muster gonna be a big one this year.
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(http://www.electricbug.com.au/product/product_image/76/large/Ute01.jpg)
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Epic lightening about to crackle the cane fields.
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well i think we found the best way to dispose of a body...........just hit the mofo at about 100km with that beast and there would be nothing left of him.
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/512818887_978d124d0e.jpg?v=0)
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not gonna read 4 pages to see if anyone said it...but burn the body with tires....
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Sweet mate. Treadplate bed and you'll be right.
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not gonna read 4 pages to see if anyone said it...but burn the body with tires....
Burning was tabled as an option. Why tires?
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Burning was tabled as an option. Why tires?
covers the smell of burning flesh
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Burning was tabled as an option. Why tires?
tires burn at a much higher temperature....you can burn a body 4 days with gasoline and there will still be bones & teeth....It all goes away with tires involved...
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Whatever you do don't use lighter fluid and a Jaguar.
hahahaha poor titus
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(http://www.electricbug.com.au/product/product_image/76/large/Ute01.jpg)
thats a fucking awesome end of the world zombie killing machine. Won't be able to drive on the zombies tho.
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Do it like the mexican cartel ...
stew = in a drum full of acid...
thats what they call it..
they just caught a big cartel boss in mexico
part of the zetas organization...
he is being charged with 300 stews :-\
evidence ?? no bodies were ever recovered... :-\
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Do it like the mexican cartel ...
stew = in a drum full of acid...
thats what they call it..
they just caught a big cartel boss in mexico
part of the zetas organization...
he is being charged with 300 stews :-\
evidence ?? no bodies were ever recovered... :-\
yeah, check this out.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2201097/posts
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tires smoke like a guy. why draw attention to yourself by creating a smoke signal?
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The cane fields in Hawaii are the best. They are routinely caught on fire. Also, don't feed two 400+ pound tigers me for 3 days and throw an asshole in the cage with them me naked. They I will even lick the cement clean as a whistle.
way to go big Keith
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Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.
Body gone
Scary, because I worked in a cemetery and this would have always been my method of choice. And I realized that back 15yrs ago when I worked in the cemetery, long before "Dexter" ever appeared.
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The correct answer is: The Adonis Principals.
See? Bodybuilding related.
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The best way is to take "her" out, on a boat and have some Beer, liquor and start fishing - Shark Fishing. Make sure you know where some good Lemon, Bull sharks are at and put some chum out there and in a few minutes you will feel the reel start to pull....Get up and start dancing and "Accidentally" knock her overboard, keep pushing her away but call the cops after about two minutes of the Sharks attacking her...She will either dround or die by blood loss but call the police and sound "freaked out." Try it in Hawaii or South Africa, Australia with some Whites!! Hawaii has some of the best Tiger Sharks that you can imagine!!
Almost right. As someone said previously, it depends on where you live.
Ideally, take the body out on your boat… Take the boat way out to sea where you know sharks gather. Throw chum in the water to attract the sharks and when enough have gathered, dismember the body and toss the parts overboad. Works every time. ::)
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Just curious.
Shoot it out of a cannon! :-X
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You could always just drop her off at the Broskies forum...The place is a ghost town...
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Just drop em' down a mine shaft up in Montana. ;D