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Title: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 05:50:07 AM
Just curious.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: disturbia on January 23, 2010, 05:51:18 AM
apparently not by burning it in a car in the desert


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Mars on January 23, 2010, 05:51:38 AM
acid, to the pigs.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 05:56:17 AM
acid, to the pigs.

Pigs lose their appetite when they be trippin.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 23, 2010, 05:59:01 AM
I'm thinking burning in a 55 Gallon Drum, 24 to 48 hours?  Lots and lots of fuel...



Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 06:02:45 AM
Just theoretically if you didn't have that much time.  And do you think a prostitute would say you were with her at a particular time if you paid her enough?


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 23, 2010, 06:03:26 AM
I'm thinking burning in a 55 Gallon Drum, 24 to 48 hours?  Lots and lots of fuel...



Los Zetas Mexican Drug Cartel approved.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: io856 on January 23, 2010, 06:04:02 AM
bury it in a forest

be sure to not leave a trace and tell no one

take a valium when you it revisits you in the head - get an rx from your doc for anxiety disorder




Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 23, 2010, 06:05:27 AM
Send it Ups to FatAlex, he'll eat the whole thing, teeth included.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 23, 2010, 06:10:17 AM
depends where you live really.

And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.

I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Mars on January 23, 2010, 06:14:32 AM
i think every human being is capable of killing someone.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: disturbia on January 23, 2010, 06:17:46 AM
depends where you live really.

And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.

I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.

I'll be damned---who woulda thought


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: io856 on January 23, 2010, 06:23:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz-2_BjSnbA


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Mars on January 23, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLDGekeZh_8


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 23, 2010, 06:40:56 AM
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Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 23, 2010, 06:42:55 AM
Muscletech hydroxycut, it works


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 23, 2010, 06:44:31 AM
Just curious.

This way verbatim  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4



Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: TonyAlva on January 23, 2010, 06:46:42 AM
depends where you live really.

And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.

I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.

Good lookin out!  :D


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 23, 2010, 06:47:46 AM
Open Hearth Furnace would probably be a good option if you work in a steel mill...

(http://people.virginia.edu/~ggg9y/ladle.jpg)



Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 23, 2010, 06:48:56 AM
By a sausage maker and turn a profit.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 23, 2010, 06:50:49 AM
By a sausage maker and turn a profit.

lol   


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Game Time on January 23, 2010, 07:11:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1r8PQom0_g

Learn from the pro's


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 23, 2010, 07:57:08 AM
Stuff the body in the trunk of a car, drive out to the outskirts of a town, pour gas all over the car and set it on fire, then..........oh wait, never mind :-\!


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2010, 08:08:21 AM
Everglades Florida - USA


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: noworries on January 23, 2010, 08:30:49 AM
Whatever you do don't use lighter fluid and a Jaguar.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2010, 08:33:46 AM
Call Tony


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: noworries on January 23, 2010, 08:37:54 AM
The cane fields in Hawaii are the best.  They are routinely caught on fire.  Also, don't feed two 400+ pound tigers for 3 days and throw an asshole in the cage with them naked.  They will even lick the cement clean as a whistle.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on January 23, 2010, 09:13:16 AM
First link discusses options of disposal; the second, butchery and consumption. Enjoy!

MeFi - How Would You Dispose of a Body Without Getting Caught (http://tinyurl.com/69wl6y)

Butchering the Human Carcass (http://tinyurl.com/2eoog)



Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:52:13 AM
The best way is to take "her" out, on a boat and have some Beer, liquor and start fishing - Shark Fishing. Make sure you know where some good Lemon, Bull sharks are at and put some chum out there and in a few minutes you will feel the reel start to pull....Get up and start dancing and "Accidentally" knock her overboard, keep pushing her away but call the cops after about two minutes of the Sharks attacking her...She will either dround or die by blood loss but call the police and sound "freaked out." Try it in Hawaii or South Africa, Australia with some Whites!! Hawaii has some of the best Tiger Sharks that you can imagine!!


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: wes mantooth on January 23, 2010, 10:46:09 AM
Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.

Body gone


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 23, 2010, 10:53:18 AM
Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.

Body gone

OK Dexter


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: evandatp on January 23, 2010, 11:05:28 AM
By a sausage maker and turn a profit.
They don't eat a lot of sausage in Oz, but call it a pie & you can put anything in it.




Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 23, 2010, 11:10:29 AM
In Czech Republic too we love pork, have you tried our sausages?


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: unskinny on January 23, 2010, 12:10:59 PM
For starters, don't google "best way to dispose of a body" or start threads asking about it from a traceable IP address.

Best plan: Start murdering random women in her area and make her #4 on your list. Be sure to kill two or three more after you do her to keep the whole 'serial killer' thing going. 


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on January 23, 2010, 12:25:10 PM
 Make a barbecue and invite some friends.
 You know bodybuilders love meat.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on January 23, 2010, 12:26:03 PM
Shoot it to the sun!


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Beefjake on January 23, 2010, 12:33:05 PM
Shoot it to the sun!

Or just tie it to the launch platform.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: funk51 on January 23, 2010, 03:08:32 PM
Just curious.
chop up thw body with an axe throw the parts in a 4 ft hole cover with lime and bury. works every time.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: wes on January 23, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
I usually use a wood chipper, or occasionally just bury the dissected parts  in the woods...............don`t forget to bring the quicklime.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 03:17:09 PM
I usually use a wood chipper, or occasionally just bury the dissected parts  in the woods...............don`t forget to bring the quicklime.

Just pull a Jefferey Dahlmer  :o (No Homo though)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 23, 2010, 05:27:02 PM
the ocean. thats it. no one will EVER find the body. just ask that holloway girl.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 05:28:16 PM
the ocean. thats it. no one will EVER find the body. just ask that holloway girl.

She was fed to the sharks.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Parker on January 23, 2010, 05:38:16 PM
She was fed to the sharks.
Grill and feed to dogs, repeat next day. Or use meat to go crabbing, then repeat. This is quite morbid.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: MB_722 on January 23, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
acid.

to the pigs.

Bingo


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: WillGrant on January 23, 2010, 05:42:16 PM
Just curious.
Keep it in your freezer so you can still sex it when the urge strikes.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: MB_722 on January 23, 2010, 05:43:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: MB_722 on January 23, 2010, 05:44:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApZlK9jZzQ


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 05:45:48 PM
Keep it in your freezer so you can still sex it when the urge strikes.

Ahh... the Jefferey Dahmer method


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2010, 07:46:50 PM
Aruba,hell you can admit on video and still get away with it.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 08:34:25 PM
In Czech Republic too we love pork, have you tried our sausages?

Haha, ok 'email.'  ;D


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 08:36:08 PM
paypal me 20k and i can arrange for someone to make someone disappear for good.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
paypal me 20k and i can arrange for someone to make someone disappear for good.

But what is the way that "He" can take her out??  ??? ???


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 08:39:48 PM
classified info right there


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 08:40:11 PM
How much to make a cleaver in the back of the head look like an accident?


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2010, 08:40:45 PM
She was fed to the sharks.


x2.they feed them on one side of the island to keep them away from the tourist area.


...I found this out after body surfing on that side of the island :o


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 08:41:29 PM
she slipped is all.....


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 08:42:22 PM

x2.they feed them on one side of the island to keep them away from the tourist area.


...I found this out after body surfing on that side of the island :o

Have you told the Darwin Awards?  You may already be a winner!


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Topskin69 on January 23, 2010, 08:43:26 PM
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.

Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.

If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.

Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all.

Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell.

Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 08:44:02 PM
she slipped is all.....

Million to one shot, doc!


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 08:45:16 PM

x2.they feed them on one side of the island to keep them away from the tourist area.


...I found this out after body surfing on that side of the island :o

I also find this a good reason to get rid of some of the prisoners.  8)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 08:48:17 PM
Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 08:50:06 PM
Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.

It can be done and my friend has some pretty good ideas while he is "Drunk talking"  :o


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2010, 08:51:16 PM
Have you told the Darwin Awards?  You may already be a winner!

Hahaha ;D,I had no idea.I rented a jeep was driving,ended up on the other side of the island and thougt "this looks like a great place to swim"
when I got back to the hotel and told one of the local workers where I went he just did one of these :o


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 08:51:47 PM
Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.

He had a good plans but then again, i hang around with the under belly of society.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 08:52:12 PM
Like the movie hostel...........i wonder if in some shit hole euro country there really is a place where you can go and pay money to kill/torture someone?


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 08:53:13 PM
Like the movie hostel...........i wonder if in some shit hole euro country there really is a place where you can go and pay money to kill/torture someone?

That movie gave me a idea of how to make some cash...It could work.. :o


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 23, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
Topskin69 = Brilliant!


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 08:55:59 PM
Perhaps we should talk business Doug......i'm sure buying some old abandoned factory in some eastern block shit hole wouldn't be too expensive............... hmmmmmmmmm.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Topskin69 on January 23, 2010, 08:56:19 PM
Like the movie hostel...........i wonder if in some shit hole euro country there really is a place where you can go and pay money to kill/torture someone?

Eli Roth based on the movie on a real ad he ran into, but when he tried to do further research on it, he couldn't get anyone to talk to him about it, and he thought it would be dangerous to try and keep prying into it, so he made the film just based on his imagination of what it would be like.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 08:57:35 PM
Perhaps we should talk business Doug......i'm sure buying some old abandoned factory in some eastern block shit hole wouldn't be too expensive............... hmmmmmmmmm.

That is a Deal, SIR!!  8)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:00:16 PM
getbiggers would obviously recieve a healthy discount........or perhaps the 5th kill you get for free!


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:05:28 PM
getbiggers would obviously recieve a healthy discount........or perhaps the 5th kill you get for free!

 :D It could be done in Australia very easily. My knowledge of Sharks and a decent boat. Sir..we were having a good time fishing and then i bumped into MY WIFE....OHHHH.....MYYY GOODDD....It was so horrible to see the shark tearing into my wife's flesh, ripping her legs off and her blood was all in the water...what a tradegy.... I have thought about this while my Ex G/F'S were talking and i was focused on this idea. I would throw in some tear's also..Booo....wAAhHhH... Dear Lord!!  :o :o


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 09:06:34 PM
Murder is quite compelling stuff.......no doubt about it.

Anyone who claims they never contemplated it is not to be trusted.  It's a great first date test question.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:08:03 PM
lol, i didn't even think about Aus. Good point. Where else on earth can you buy farms that are over 1 million acres. Lots of shit actually goes on in the outback. Military testing and stuff. So much space, so little people. You can get away with pretty much anything out there.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:08:53 PM
Anyone who claims they never contemplated it is not to be trusted.  It's a great first date test question.

I have thought about it numerous times when they start nabbing....Fuck....Just shut up... ;D


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:10:30 PM
lol, i didn't even think about Aus. Good point. Where else on earth can you buy farms that are over 1 million acres. Lots of shit actually goes on in the outback. Military testing and stuff. So much space, so little people. You can get away with pretty much anything out there.

Exactly!! Australia is a great country and has shown me a way to make even more money. The only problem is that i have no clue about the Outback in Australia.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:12:56 PM
I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:14:46 PM
I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.

Progress my friend.  ;D Hell, if "I" was in the outback, then i would be the one dead. Australia also has a good amount of Crocs too....


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.

You could bring your Commodore with the little flags on it.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:21:46 PM
haha yes, my ute with the massive truck bull bar, 6ft tall antennas and huge mud flaps at the back.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:23:55 PM
 8)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3362/3444137932_2cb7fcef82.jpg)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: io856 on January 23, 2010, 09:25:51 PM
haha yes, my ute with the massive truck bull bar, 6ft tall antennas and huge mud flaps at the back.
gotta have it don't want no roos flying through the windscreen


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:27:02 PM
Yeah, that way you can just run over any form of animal and it won't even dent the car.  8)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 09:27:29 PM
Dog in a ute muster gonna be a big one this year.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:28:48 PM
 8)

(http://www.electricbug.com.au/product/product_image/76/large/Ute01.jpg)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 09:31:17 PM
Epic lightening about to crackle the cane fields.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
well i think we found the best way to dispose of a body...........just hit the mofo at about 100km with that beast and there would be nothing left of him.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: webcake on January 23, 2010, 09:37:26 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/512818887_978d124d0e.jpg?v=0)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: big L dawg on January 23, 2010, 09:39:39 PM
not gonna read 4 pages to see if anyone said it...but burn the body with tires....


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 09:41:33 PM
Sweet mate.  Treadplate bed and you'll be right.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 09:42:19 PM
not gonna read 4 pages to see if anyone said it...but burn the body with tires....

Burning was tabled as an option.  Why tires?


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: noworries on January 23, 2010, 09:44:51 PM
Burning was tabled as an option.  Why tires?

covers the smell of burning flesh


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: big L dawg on January 23, 2010, 09:45:45 PM
Burning was tabled as an option.  Why tires?

tires burn at a much higher temperature....you can burn a body 4 days with gasoline and there will still be bones & teeth....It all goes away with tires involved...


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: HTexan on January 24, 2010, 01:08:20 AM
Whatever you do don't use lighter fluid and a Jaguar.
hahahaha poor titus


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: HTexan on January 24, 2010, 01:10:54 AM
8)

(http://www.electricbug.com.au/product/product_image/76/large/Ute01.jpg)
thats a fucking awesome end of the world zombie killing machine. Won't be able to drive on the zombies tho.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: gmflex on January 24, 2010, 11:19:41 AM
Do it like the mexican cartel ...

stew = in a drum full of acid...

thats what they call it..

they just caught a big cartel boss in mexico
part of the zetas organization...

he is being charged with 300 stews  :-\
evidence ?? no bodies were ever recovered... :-\


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: HTexan on January 24, 2010, 02:07:39 PM
Do it like the mexican cartel ...

stew = in a drum full of acid...

thats what they call it..

they just caught a big cartel boss in mexico
part of the zetas organization...

he is being charged with 300 stews  :-\
evidence ?? no bodies were ever recovered... :-\
yeah, check this out.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2201097/posts


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: wes mantooth on January 25, 2010, 07:53:49 AM
tires smoke like a guy. why draw attention to yourself by creating a smoke signal?


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2010, 08:14:36 AM
The cane fields in Hawaii are the best.  They are routinely caught on fire.  Also, don't feed two 400+ pound tigers me for 3 days and throw an asshole in the cage with them me naked.  They I will even lick the cement clean as a whistle.

way to go big Keith


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: YoungBlood on January 25, 2010, 08:36:54 AM
Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.

Body gone

Scary, because I worked in a cemetery and this would have always been my method of choice. And I realized that back 15yrs ago when I worked in the cemetery, long before "Dexter" ever appeared.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 25, 2010, 06:17:19 PM
The correct answer is: The Adonis Principals.

See?  Bodybuilding related.


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: BayGBM on January 25, 2010, 07:15:48 PM
The best way is to take "her" out, on a boat and have some Beer, liquor and start fishing - Shark Fishing. Make sure you know where some good Lemon, Bull sharks are at and put some chum out there and in a few minutes you will feel the reel start to pull....Get up and start dancing and "Accidentally" knock her overboard, keep pushing her away but call the cops after about two minutes of the Sharks attacking her...She will either dround or die by blood loss but call the police and sound "freaked out." Try it in Hawaii or South Africa, Australia with some Whites!! Hawaii has some of the best Tiger Sharks that you can imagine!!

Almost right.  As someone said previously, it depends on where you live.

Ideally, take the body out on your boat… Take the boat way out to sea where you know sharks gather.  Throw chum in the water to attract the sharks and when enough have gathered, dismember the body and toss the parts overboad.  Works every time.  ::)


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: peruke on January 25, 2010, 07:56:01 PM
Just curious.


Shoot it out of a cannon! :-X


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: Spoony Luv on January 25, 2010, 08:07:00 PM
You could always just drop her off at the ripped forum...The place is a ghost town...


Title: Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Post by: yng466 on January 25, 2010, 08:21:02 PM
Just drop em' down a mine shaft up in Montana. ;D