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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
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Pity
Well, it's a given, humans are not supposed to have eels in our backsides
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Honoring those who improve the species...by
accidentally removing themselves from it! ;D
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/
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wow. just wow.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
Owwwwwwww!!!
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Wow..the gays are escalating from Gerbils to Eels. What's next?
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Must have been a very pleasant experience. And the cliche should be mentioned once more. Who needs enemies when...
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I can only imagine the conversation his friends must have had:
"Hey look Wang is passed out!"
"I know, lets spread his ass cheeks open and insert this live eel that I have lying around up his asshole!"
"I get to lube it!"
::)
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I can only imagine the conversation his friends must have had:
"Hey look Wang is passed out!"
"I know, lets spread his ass cheeks open and insert this live eel that I have lying around up his asshole!"
"I get to lube it!"
::)
"Haruso, watch out the Eel is going further than we expected, try to catch it"
"Zang, I'm trying but the eel is too lubed up I can't seem to get a firm grip...I...Oh shit, I lost it, its all the way in"
"Haruso, Why is there blood coming out of Chang's asshole?"
"Quick lets leave before someone sees us!"
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kyomu won't recover.....PIP.
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kyomu won't recover.....PIP.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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poor musclecenter
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How many chomps does it take to get to the center of a man's bowels? I guess we'll never know.
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So the eel ate the insides of a Chinese man?
That was stupid…
He’ll just be hungry again in an hour.
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UNREAL!
How will they be charged?
What would be their best defense in a court of law?
How would you explain that to your kids?
If this was made into a full fledged Hololywood horror movie, would they show that eel in the process of eating his intestines?
Very sick actually!
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How you manage to gently feed a 20 inch eel up a man's rectum is beyond me.
The gay was strong in this,
"1"
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I heard he was a fan of aneel sex
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Shit eaters will kill you.
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So the eel ate the insides of a Chinese man?
That was stupid…
He’ll just be hungry again in an hour.
haha, and I bet it has some nasty gas, too.
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The gay was strong in this,
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH ;D
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kyomu won't recover.....PIP.
;D ;D ;D
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UNREAL!
How will they be charged?
What would be their best defense in a court of law?
How would you explain that to your kids?
If this was made into a full fledged Hololywood horror movie, would they show that eel in the process of eating his intestines?
Very sick actually!
You mean instead of "Snakes on a Plane", "Eel in the Ass"? Or to confuse people, "Pain in the #%*"
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Wow who the fuck does that? LOL I can see drawing dicks on faces and maybe saran wrapping to a tree, but an eel up the ass? That's uncalled for.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
My (sick) fiance wants to know where Lee went swimming. She asked me with a grin on her face. :P
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Wow who the fuck does that? LOL I can see drawing dicks on faces and maybe saran wrapping to a tree, but an eel up the ass? That's uncalled for.
Shades of Richard Gere sticking hamsters up his ass.
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Shades of Richard Gere sticking hamsters up his ass.
And I thought Meyo Naye's was cool! :-\
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Even these bastards tried it!
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Cristian619/Misc%202/2qbfw2r.gif)
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I dont even know where to start lol.
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Even these bastards tried it!
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Cristian619/Misc%202/2qbfw2r.gif)
LMAO ;D
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Has JaeJonna posted lately?
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LMAO ;D
See the 5 minute Laker fan is a success!
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See the 5 minute Laker fan is a success!
They got lucky reg.
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They got lucky reg.
I'll take the luck! :D
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poor musclecenter
Some great posts in this thread but this one is the best!
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Eel fuked the shit outta him!
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I think he should have ordered the Camwls Hump instead! :P
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human centipede part 2?
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eels are vicious fucking creatures, like snakes, but in the water
who the fuck would be stupid enough to think that was a funny joke
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I went on a fishing trip once on the red sea, and we caught a lot of fish, then we went swimming and we saw this MASSIVE Moray Eeel about 8 feet long! All of us went back on the boat immediately!
We tried to catch it, and used all the fish which we caught as bait, but mother fucker kept ripping our lines. We lost all the fish we caught, and went home with no eel!
SCARY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!
(http://www.divetrip.com/galapgos/moray01.jpg)
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(http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/p/Q/0/-/HumanCentipedeposter.jpg)
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I went on a fishing trip once on the red sea, and we caught a lot of fish, then we went swimming and we saw this MASSIVE Moray Eeel about 8 feet long! All of us went back on the boat immediately!
We tried to catch it, and used all the fish which we caught as bait, but mother fucker kept ripping our lines. We lost all the fish we caught, and went home with no eel!
SCARY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!
(http://www.divetrip.com/galapgos/moray01.jpg)
I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.
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I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.
We freaked the fuck out, imagine that bad boy swimming around your legs!
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We freaked the fuck out, imagine that bad boy swimming around your legs!
Thats why I dont go in the ocean anymore I got stung by some fucking thing never saw what it was left a Silver Dollar size bruise on my arm, it didnt go away for 6 months I said fuck the ocean after that.
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hahahahahahahaaahahah great thread
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I scuba dived for a good portion of my life and have seen a lot of eels but never once did one ever attempt to do any harm. They are usually just curious as you pass their home-spot and take a brief look at you as you pass by.
I personally have never heard of anyone being harmed by an eel while swimming in the ocean that's a possibility I guess.
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http://www.xvideos.com/video210796/mini_eel_enema
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I scuba dived for a good portion of my life and have seen a lot of eels but never once did one ever attempt to do any harm. They are usually just curious as you pass their home-spot and take a brief look at you as you pass by.
I personally have never heard of anyone being harmed by an eel while swimming in the ocean that's a possibility I guess.
I have too and have never seen one that was aggressive. I carried a 38 caliber powerhead (bangstick) for my speargun on stand by just in case though. I haven't ever seen a Moray, only the smaller species.
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I just ran from this pic scary mofo, mace or a stun gun will not effect them.
Those eels could kill a bear in less than 8 seconds, but a Gorilla would whoop their ass.
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Those eels could kill a bear in less than 8 seconds, but a Gorilla would whoop their ass.
Oh brother dont encourage me to post up another Gorilla vs Bear video ;D
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Lead .... I've just been informed by one of my old diving buddies that he actually speared an eel once and it actually climbed up the shaft of his spear gun in an attempt to get to him.
I think he was shit'en me though. But actually he's not a 'shit'n' kind of guy.
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Those eels could kill a bear in less than 8 seconds, but a Gorilla would whoop their ass.
it could try..................... ....
(http://api.ning.com/files/FC4NhCbpdDIJPp8ZZeZhtgDZ-9Zry4efbKFSl*v0N4nS*zhCfhyfKfVoiWT26*b2XqV2qGKuw2CzQayjxhlJ2ArtX9UBmiDg/1236074986_82985893.jpg)
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it could try..................... ....
(http://api.ning.com/files/FC4NhCbpdDIJPp8ZZeZhtgDZ-9Zry4efbKFSl*v0N4nS*zhCfhyfKfVoiWT26*b2XqV2qGKuw2CzQayjxhlJ2ArtX9UBmiDg/1236074986_82985893.jpg)
LMAO ;D
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Got somewhat of a related story here that may be of interest to some of you eel fans.
A bunch of us were in Hawaii at a beach called Table Tops out by where I believe Pellius lives. We were drinkiing beer and Vodka and doing some dumb night fishing off the shore line when a good friend said, "Here! Give me that pole and I'll go catch an eel!"
He was drunk but I gave him the pole and he walked a few yards down the beach and cast his line just a few yards out and within 30 seconds he got a bite and reeled it in and sure enough - there was an eel on the other end!
Surprised the shit out of me.
Then he and his sober brother decide to go night diving. His brother assured me that his brother would be safe as long as he was with him. So they put on their fins and mask and snorkel and diving flashlite and go wading off and beyond the reefs known as Table Tops.
And within an hour we could see that flashing light about a mile off into the darkness. They were way out there!
Eventually they got back with a spearful of fish and stories about the lobsters they had seen so we started a small fire and had a fish-fry which is actually illegal in Hawaii but it was real late at night.
I later found out that these guys did most of their fish hunting late at night and always came back with a great catch.
Another friend of mine use to go night diving in search of turtles a bit beyond the seaward entrance to Hanauma Bay. Long story here but one day he did'nt show up for work ... he was a doctor.. and they found his body along the shore a few days later.
End of fish tales ....
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poor musclecenter
I am not Chinese >:(
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The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Who the fark has friends like this!? I'm all for a good prank, but if one of my buddies suggests putting animals up someone's ass, I'm outa there. :-X
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Who the fark has friends like this!? I'm all for a good prank, but if one of my buddies suggests putting animals up someone's ass, I'm outa there. :-X
not all getbiggers are like you chimps.
i happen to know for a fact that xerses, devilsballs, shipsekki, johnnynoshame, madeyamelt, and no one regularly get together and play hide the trouser snake with each other.
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This (http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/05/news/ben-days-unwanted-passenger_114040) had a much happier conclusion. Everything turned out alright at the end.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
with friends like that who needs enemies.
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It appears to be done in China every once in a while:
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/content.php?sid=2781 (http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/content.php?sid=2781)
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His friends are gonna enjoy a nice 4-8 years in the slammer for that one ;)
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Lead .... I've just been informed by one of my old diving buddies that he actually speared an eel once and it actually climbed up the shaft of his spear gun in an attempt to get to him.
I think he was shit'en me though. But actually he's not a 'shit'n' kind of guy.
Moray?
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Even these bastards tried it!
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Cristian619/Misc%202/2qbfw2r.gif)
I'm sorry - I know that kids shows can get a bit risque because the producers get bored - but this is crossing the line