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Title: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 11:31:10 AM
So I've been seeing this chick on an off for awhile....well apparently it's been a year because I got a pissed off phone call at 2:00am last night saying how could I forget her birthday.it's over,everybody but you remembered.....so on and so forth.so of course I'm so smart I say "how could I remember your birthday,you never told me and we didn't even know eachother a year ago".



....she then proceded to tell me what I got her for her birthday present last year :o


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: chaos on October 14, 2010, 11:51:02 AM
Call immigration, problem solved.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 11:53:02 AM
Call immigration, problem solved.



LMAO ;D


....but I like having her around :-\


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: chaos on October 14, 2010, 11:57:29 AM
Time for you to spend some time at the "Y" to make up for it....


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 11:58:58 AM
Time for you to spend some time at the "Y" to make up for it....



Oh well.there's always a couple of weeks from now ;)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
Calvin, she can't hold you responsible.....I'm sure your mental faculties were impaired by some alcohol on the last birthday, right?


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 12:08:41 PM
Calvin, she can't hold you responsible.....I'm sure your mental faculties were impaired by some alcohol on the last birthday, right?


Won't fly with her....she's not human! she can go drink for drink with me,and she drinks tequila :o


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2010, 12:09:58 PM

Won't fly with her....she's not human! she can go drink for drink with me,and she drinks tequila :o

Just do something good this weekend and play it off like you had planned it all along but now she "ruined" the surprise......


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 12:14:04 PM
Just do something good this weekend and play it off like you had planned it all along but now she "ruined" the surprise......



Yes,buttering her up is on the menu.



....I texted her twice today and she didn't respond.....she's starting to piss me off >:(


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: chaos on October 14, 2010, 12:16:36 PM
Translated = this is going to cost a lot of $$$ to fix.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 12:17:11 PM
Translated = this is going to cost a lot of $$$ to fix.



 :-[ :(


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2010, 12:18:26 PM


Yes,buttering her up is on the menu.



....I texted her twice today and she didn't respond.....she's starting to piss me off >:(

Tell her you don't believe in celebrating birthdays and they ran your family out of Bayside for it and give her a Human Fund donation card.  ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 12:21:27 PM
I'm thinking a very expensive bottle of wine tequila ???


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: chaos on October 14, 2010, 12:36:15 PM
Diamonds.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 12:42:01 PM
Diamonds.


 :o :o :o

Whoa,let's not get crazy here!!!


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Fury on October 14, 2010, 12:47:22 PM
I'm thinking a very expensive bottle of wine tequila ???

Pure beta move. It's not like you weren't paying her hourly for her services.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2010, 12:50:09 PM
Honestly Calvin, you know what to do.....why are you texting her like some 22yr old twink?  Just ignore her for a couple of days and she will come calling....unless of course she was unimpressed with the sex......  ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 12:55:55 PM
Honestly Calvin, you know what to do.....why are you texting her like some 22yr old twink?  Just ignore her for a couple of days and she will come calling....unless of course she was unimpressed with the sex......  ;D



Sex is great...why else would you think I care ??? ;D


Pure beta move. It's not like you weren't paying her hourly for her services.


Eh,if I knew it was her bday I would of gotten her something nice anyway.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: kiwiol on October 14, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2010, 12:58:06 PM


Sex is great...why else would you think I care ??? ;D




No, I meant if she doesn't think it was all that, you might not want to try the ignore thing....... ;D


Just bustin' balls..... 8)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 14, 2010, 01:02:41 PM
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.


Hahaha ;D
No, I meant if she doesn't think it was all that, you might not want to try the ignore thing....... ;D


Just bustin' balls..... 8)




I know.thats why I started the thread,so we could have some fun at my expense.


....but it's a true story!


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on October 14, 2010, 03:55:38 PM
(http://www.weather.gov/os/marine/safeboating/saturday_files/next.gif)

 >:(  >:(


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 14, 2010, 09:52:29 PM
Just tell her you'll give her some orgasms to make up for it.

Even offer her a rim job  :o


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: disturbia on October 14, 2010, 10:36:30 PM
how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   >:(


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: dbdb on October 14, 2010, 11:34:22 PM
"So i slip her a length and then i tell her....... FUCK OFF"

- the Macc Lads.

 ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 15, 2010, 02:31:48 AM
Call immigration, problem solved.

LMAO
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.

 >:( >:( :( :'(

Calvin, see if she answers your texts, if not, fuck it it's her loss...














DUMMY


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: chaos on October 15, 2010, 05:15:55 AM
how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   >:(
;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 15, 2010, 07:21:30 AM
Just tell her you'll give her some orgasms to make up for it.

Even offer her a rim job  :o

Finally some good advices's!


how could you forget Genes birthday like that?   >:(


So much for the new nicer you >:(

...I'm feeling a little bit of a crack in the ice....she called last night :)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 15, 2010, 07:30:15 AM
Ask her "Does this cloth smell like chlorofom to you?". Problem solved.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Butterbean on October 15, 2010, 10:30:19 AM
a Human Fund donation card.  ;D

 ;D

Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.

 ;D




The title of this thread reminds me of that classic Clavin and the dookie pic


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: SS on October 15, 2010, 12:10:39 PM
Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 15, 2010, 12:47:50 PM
Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.

 ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 18, 2010, 07:17:51 AM
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:(


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: SS on October 18, 2010, 02:28:00 PM
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:(


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReq6NW_ysnH9zr0-ZHWI7RicvoGLONB5UFl0q8A0lmBe1WyD0&t=1&usg=__vbRN6w3Ibi3gvkPcR1gR_mjtJuI=)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 18, 2010, 04:01:30 PM
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:(


....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???

wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 18, 2010, 04:02:55 PM
Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 18, 2010, 04:04:35 PM
maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: SS on October 18, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... ;D
R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Butterbean on October 19, 2010, 06:20:29 AM
wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind

 ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 19, 2010, 06:48:12 AM
wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait




nevermind

 >:(

Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....

Can't get close to it :(


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 19, 2010, 11:23:09 AM
Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process.  8)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 19, 2010, 11:51:45 AM
Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process.  8)



Haha ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Fury on October 19, 2010, 01:36:00 PM
Spaghetti benders don't have game.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 19, 2010, 03:57:30 PM
R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?

yes, nawww what im sayin??? ;D


his cat is a tubby


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 20, 2010, 06:23:13 AM
Spaghetti benders don't have game.




Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Fury on October 20, 2010, 09:31:39 AM



Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll ;D

Internet chick? Which one you talking about?

And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being.  >:(


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 20, 2010, 09:32:47 AM
Internet chick? Which one you talking about?

And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being.  >:(



Ahhh,,,just look at your av ;)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Fury on October 20, 2010, 09:36:59 AM


Ahhh,,,just look at your av ;)

Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.

I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 20, 2010, 09:38:18 AM
Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.

I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.



Real one's you can touch ??? ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Fury on October 20, 2010, 09:42:27 AM


Real one's you can touch ??? ;D

;D

Walked into that one. Look at the wop getting uppity.

Among others, my Chinese friend recently introduced me to the glory of Chinese Moko models.  :o



Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 20, 2010, 09:54:19 AM
;D

Walked into that one. Look at the wop getting uppity.

Among others, my Chinese friend recently introduced me to the glory of Chinese Moko models.  :o





Nope,I didn't just google that ;)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 20, 2010, 09:56:23 AM


Nope,I didn't just google that ;)
Offer her some Wine gums, JD gums or Big Ach's gums


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Fury on October 20, 2010, 09:59:46 AM


Nope,I didn't just google that ;)

;D

Word is they, and much of world's women for that matter, don't like men who sweat marinara sauce, though.  :-X

Better luck in the next life.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 20, 2010, 10:13:38 AM
;D

Word is they, and much of world's women for that matter, don't like men who sweat marinara sauce, though.  :-X

Better luck in the next life.





I use to date a chick half Hawaiian and half Philipino and she never complained ;)

.....never let her try to make pasta sauce though.it's against the rules!!!


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 20, 2010, 05:07:14 PM
you want me to send your new piece the canolli recipe


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2010, 05:17:58 PM
you want me to send your new piece the canolli recipe

Way to class it up.... ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 20, 2010, 05:19:12 PM
Way to class it up.... ;D

what?. I make kick ass cannolli dipwit


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 21, 2010, 05:18:33 AM
what?. I make kick ass cannolli dipwit

No, I mean calling his girl the "new piece." hahaha  And I'm sure you know your way around a cannolli....  ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 21, 2010, 07:06:05 AM
No, I mean calling his girl the "new piece." hahaha  And I'm sure you know your way around a cannolli....  ;D



She does make a mean cannolli 8)...damn things taste like you got it in Little Italy 8)


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 21, 2010, 05:31:24 PM


She does make a mean cannolli 8)...damn things taste like you got it in Little Italy 8)

they are sooooooooooo yummy, that was the last time I had them, I think I ate like 4 of them that night


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 21, 2010, 05:32:44 PM
No, I mean calling his girl the "new piece." hahaha  And I'm sure you know your way around a cannolli....  ;D

what should I call her, his new GF or lady love, remember this is a mans board, so ya gotta speak the lingo...DUMMY ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: kiwiol on October 21, 2010, 06:38:00 PM
what should I call her, his new GF or lady love, remember this is a mans board, so ya gotta speak the lingo...DUMMY ;D

Calling the great Showstoppa a "Dummy" is unacceptable. Watch your mouth, convict >:(


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 21, 2010, 06:39:04 PM
Calling the great Showstoppa a "Dummy" is unacceptable. Watch your mouth, convict >:(

cool your jets KIWIOL ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: kiwiol on October 21, 2010, 07:15:20 PM
cool your jets KIWIOL ;D

I'll try - do you recommend "Serenity now" or "Hoochie mama"?


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 22, 2010, 04:09:27 AM
I'll try - do you recommend "Serenity now" or "Hoochie mama"?

depends which way the wind blows Nancy ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Butterbean on October 22, 2010, 06:24:44 AM
"Serenity now"

I like to yell this.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 22, 2010, 06:37:26 AM
Finally!!!


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: SS on October 22, 2010, 12:10:58 PM
Finally!!!
How drunk did you have to get her?




Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 22, 2010, 12:17:22 PM
How drunk did you have to get her?







She was drunk when I got there.....guess she had to work her self up for it :D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: SS on October 22, 2010, 12:21:34 PM



She was drunk when I got there.....guess she had to work her self up for it :D
;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 22, 2010, 06:10:39 PM
Calling the great Showstoppa a "Dummy" is unacceptable. Watch your mouth, convict >:(

Thanks for having my back kiwiol.  That broad can get a little mouthy....


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 22, 2010, 06:11:35 PM
Thanks for having my back kiwiol.  That broad can get a little mouthy....

Screw you Shirley ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 22, 2010, 06:14:18 PM
Screw you Shirley ;D

Ok Laverne....  ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 22, 2010, 06:15:28 PM
Ok Laverne....  ;D

schlamel bla bla ...I liked that show, as I'm sure you did because they worked in brewery ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: benchmstr on October 22, 2010, 09:25:48 PM



She was drunk when I got there.....guess she had to work her self up for it :D
at least you didnt leave the country for awhile without telling your fiance....i was actually bleeding at the airport because of this ;D

bench


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 23, 2010, 09:29:42 AM
schlamel bla bla ...I liked that show, as I'm sure you did because they worked in brewery ;D

 ;D  I'd get fired in less than a week....


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 24, 2010, 09:56:02 AM
;D  I'd get fired in less than a week....


LMAO


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 25, 2010, 06:51:46 AM
at least you didnt leave the country for awhile without telling your fiance....i was actually bleeding at the airport because of this ;D

bench




Story please...


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Fury on October 25, 2010, 09:11:51 AM
Finally!!!

Congrats on losing your v-card, br0!


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 25, 2010, 05:25:17 PM
at least you didnt leave the country for awhile without telling your fiance....i was actually bleeding at the airport because of this ;D

bench

I told you to tell her


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 26, 2010, 06:25:00 AM
Congrats on losing your v-card, br0!



It tokk long enough >:( :-[


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: benchmstr on October 27, 2010, 01:37:28 PM
I told you to tell her
she smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;D

my mom is mean, and can throw a punch

bench


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 27, 2010, 01:56:27 PM
she smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;D

my mom is mean, and can throw a punch

bench
Same thing happened to Brock the other night only from a outsider.  ;D


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: benchmstr on October 27, 2010, 02:30:24 PM
Same thing happened to Brock the other night only from a outsider.  ;D
the big difference here is i wasnt curled up in a fetal position screaming "STOP IT, STOP IT"....and i could have fought back and won.....easily ;D

bench


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: newmom on October 27, 2010, 04:11:41 PM
she smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;D

my mom is mean, and can throw a punch

bench

hahaha


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 28, 2010, 06:25:38 AM
she smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;D

my mom is mean, and can throw a punch

bench



Epic tag team.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: benchmstr on October 28, 2010, 06:54:01 PM


Epic tag team.


Title: Re: CalvinH in deep doo doo!
Post by: CalvinH on October 29, 2010, 06:17:23 AM





They are usually surrounded by some chicks 8)