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Title: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 06, 2010, 12:11:01 PM
http://plixi.com/5983053

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Her ass is real!
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: clued-up on December 06, 2010, 12:13:40 PM
This is an ass -
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2010, 12:22:57 PM
http://plixi.com/5983053

 8) 8)

Her ass is real!
She's a monster...but, I'd like to see her undergo some testing...independent and thru my testing...my tests would include a "standard jiggle", the "hand jiggle" (whereas one would create the jiggle with a hand), the "walk jiggle", and the before and after pictures...and why is it that shw is just now on the come up....
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Playboy on December 06, 2010, 12:26:27 PM
This is an ass -
Agreed!
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Jaime on December 06, 2010, 12:27:18 PM
Looks like a science experiment gone wrong. The blonde chic has a nice body, thread save.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2010, 12:28:58 PM
Looks like a science experiment gone wrong. The blonde chic has a nice body, thread save.
Jaime, your avatar with the diff chakras is intriguing.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 06, 2010, 12:32:50 PM
She's a monster...but, I'd like to see her undergo some testing...independent and thru my testing...my tests would include a "standard jiggle", the "hand jiggle" (whereas one would create the jiggle with a hand), the "walk jiggle", and the before and after pictures...and why is it that shw is just now on the come up....

"Smooth Magazine" has said her ass is real!

She has some youtube clips confirming her ass is indeed, REAL!!  8) 8)
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Jaime on December 06, 2010, 12:37:02 PM
Boobs real? very funky proportions if not.

Glad you like the avatar Parker, it resembles me minus what i think may be boobs, some sort of cosmic being ambiguity thing going on there.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2010, 12:49:59 PM
"Smooth Magazine" has said her ass is real!

She has some youtube clips confirming her ass is indeed, REAL!!  8) 8)
Smooth Magazine also using a lot of Photoshop, they employ Nick from Slickforce to do the photos, and he is known to add "ass", smooth over things, make the waist smaller, and he sells a tutorial in SHOW magazine, Sean Cummings who owns or started SHOW worked for Smooth or started Smooth, he has a affilliation with them, so he would hire the same people to do the photography and the studio and computer work. I don't bank anything on what Smooth says, because they had a half Asian, half white girl in there with a black booty, it's getting rediculous now. And Vanity's ass looks just like Pebbelz, whose ass is confirmed to be fake...same look...
I think Vanity used to be or is a stripper, or is trying to be a video vixen, so she has to state that it's real, and Smooth has to stand by it's "product", or market it as "real", their main readers are gullible black men or the "urban market", who believe that they have a shot with this women...and almost everyone of those women has been features in a video, or was a stripper, or has done "urban modeling". And everyone has almost the same exact story, and likes the same exact things, and claims to be the same exact thing...it's sickening. Every now and again, if I see something outstanding in there, I will buy, but will check out the women online first, to get the backgrounds...
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: epic_alien on December 06, 2010, 01:43:31 PM
http://plixi.com/5983053

 8) 8)

Her ass is real!

you seen the pic on the second page of her in the bugs bunny sweatshirt. without the fake hair and makeup you have one ugly man
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: jeremyj on December 06, 2010, 01:50:32 PM
Look at the flaps on that girl would suck them for a week. ;)
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Boost on December 06, 2010, 01:54:23 PM
The thighs have got to match the ass.

Big ass and skinny thighs look ridiculous.

You need the big thick thighs IMO
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: devilsmile on December 06, 2010, 01:57:11 PM
This is an ass -

that ass is perfection, and her whole body as a whole, not those monster tyrannosaurus asses parker adores  :-X, parker how do you like women like that? Is your penis REALLY that massive or what (no homo)

I love those tight, yet big, yet small asses with prety girls who smell like candy and whos body alltogether is just plain sluty teasing prety awesome, I love girls (no homo)
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2010, 02:07:12 PM
that ass is perfection, and her whole body as a whole, not those monster tyrannosaurus asses parker adores  :-X, parker how do you like women like that? Is your penis REALLY that massive or what (no homo)

I love those tight, yet big, yet small asses with prety girls who smell like candy and whos body alltogether is just plain sluty teasing prety awesome, I love girls (no homo)
I like a big booty, but not too big...actually I like them round and firm, but also those with a softness to them. Women like Buffie The Body has asses that have a mind of their own, when they bring it down on you it shakes and wobbles, and it is the fun rubbing it...

Vanity, if real is one of those freaks of nature that that one says "OH DAMN!", but in reality, she can't do anything, can't run, it's like a dude with 23-24 inch arms at 5'2", you can do shit with them...
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: L00n on December 06, 2010, 02:44:20 PM
This is an ass -

DAMN !~!!
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 06, 2010, 02:52:19 PM
I think this is a pretty fucking good ass.  8)

(http://www.vixenval.com/galleries/val3/images/3.jpg)
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2010, 02:56:59 PM
I have met this woman in person, she is about 5'6, and has a very pleasant demeanor, and a great sense of humor...She hosts parties in the Balt-Wash area...I didn't meet here at a party either...
http://www.myspace.com/puppythebody (http://www.myspace.com/puppythebody)
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Option D on December 06, 2010, 02:59:26 PM
VERY NICE
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: tallgerman on December 06, 2010, 03:00:45 PM
This is an ass -

warp factor 7 mr sulu!!!
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 06, 2010, 03:13:44 PM
VERY NICE





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"The Eighth World Wonder"  :D :D :o :o
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: claymore on December 06, 2010, 05:34:31 PM
http://plixi.com/5983053

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Her ass is real!

Maybe, but she's a....

Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Schnauzer on December 06, 2010, 05:46:17 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Ares on December 06, 2010, 05:50:00 PM

If that's real, it's disgusting.  I guess she can't help it if that's how she naturally looks. But how anyone could look at that with anything other than laughter is beyond me.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 06, 2010, 05:51:07 PM

If that's real, it's disgusting.  I guess she can't help it if that's how she naturally looks.

You gay as fuck.  :D
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Ares on December 06, 2010, 05:52:45 PM
You gay as fuck.  :D

She's all yours... you 3 can have a nice life.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: chaos on December 06, 2010, 05:54:17 PM
If that's real, it's disgusting.  I guess she can't help it if that's how she naturally looks. But how anyone could look at that with anything other than laughter is beyond me.

X2

Completely unattractive and I'm an ass man.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2010, 11:34:04 PM
http://plixi.com/5983053

 8) 8)

Her ass is real!
The way a real "big booty" sits when lying down
(http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Bria-Myles-998x651-94kb-media-2598-media-125105-1194903303.jpg)
(http://divaartist.com/divablog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bria_myles_girl-mag.jpg)

Check the thighs...
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hQi9xhAuEY44bM:http://www.diggstars.com/images/celebs/sc3/6279/large_Bria_Myles_Tire.jpg)




(http://www.konsolekingz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bria-la-photoshoot-001.JPG)

(http://5starhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/b2.jpg)
(http://hypnotikmusicgroup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bria-myles08.jpg)

Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: L00n on December 06, 2010, 11:49:52 PM
OK ! it`s time to fix this ridiculous thread !!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfez0b_silvina-escudero-stripdance-25-10-2010_music

bammm!! sucker`s !! that`s an ASS !!
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2010, 12:32:52 AM
OK ! it`s time to fix this ridiculous thread !!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfez0b_silvina-escudero-stripdance-25-10-2010_music

bammm!! sucker`s !! that`s an ASS !!
Entertaining, and nice ass, not spectacular in the "Oh damn" category like Andressa Soares...nice legs as well.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 07, 2010, 12:59:04 AM
This is an ass -

 No, this is an ass. put that on your tramp stamp thread.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 07, 2010, 01:00:13 AM


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Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2010, 01:00:32 AM
No, this is an ass. put that on your tramp stamp thread.
THAT is an ASS
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 07, 2010, 01:02:16 AM

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Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 07, 2010, 01:03:11 AM

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Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 07, 2010, 01:04:02 AM


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Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 07, 2010, 01:05:21 AM
THAT is an ASS

  Front view, not bad huh?
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2010, 01:08:54 AM
  Front view, not bad huh?
nope...
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 07, 2010, 01:21:21 AM
Lots of morbidly obese chicks in this thread.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: cephissus on December 07, 2010, 01:25:22 AM


great form  :o
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2010, 01:25:51 AM
Lots of morbidly obese chicks in this thread.
nope, if you met some of these women in person, they are not obese...
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 07, 2010, 01:37:49 AM
nope, if you met some of these women in person, they are not obese...

That bird you posted a myspace link to is woeful.... Her fatness leads me to believe her pussy would smell vile.

I just dont get why people wana bang a whale. Nothing beats a nice tight ass and pounding it from the back. Hell when I think about staring at the fatness that some of these chicks have I'd need a bucket next to me if I ever had the misfortune of fucking one of them.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2010, 01:44:55 AM
That bird you posted a myspace link to is woeful.... Her fatness leads me to believe her pussy would smell vile.

I just dont get why people wana bang a whale. Nothing beats a nice tight ass and pounding it from the back. Hell when I think about staring at the fatness that some of these chicks have I'd need a bucket next to me if I ever had the misfortune of fucking one of them.
Actually, no, I've met her in person, she is quite clean, and she hosts parties, but works in the medical field, so there is you answer to her cleanliness. and she is far from fat, with a relatively small waist, and a flat stomach...Jay Culter would want her waist size...she is 43 yrs old, actually.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 07, 2010, 01:57:02 AM
Actually, no, I've met her in person, she is quite clean, and she hosts parties, but works in the medical field, so there is you answer to her cleanliness. and she is far from fat, with a relatively small waist, and a flat stomach...Jay Culter would want her waist size...she is 43 yrs old, actually.

If I was severely intoxicated at a club and it was 3am and I was about to go home and have a depressing wank because of not pulling a chick and she offered to fuck me, I would choose the depressing wank. No offense to you, I'm sure she is a pleasant and polite woman, but even if she was on her front, the sight of pounding her and seeing the blubber ripple and build up like a tsunami from the back and forth motion would be too much for me.
Title: Re: Parker - This Ass is Real!
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2010, 02:03:29 AM
If I was severely intoxicated at a club and it was 3am and I was about to go home and have a depressing wank because of not pulling a chick and she offered to fuck me, I would choose the depressing wank. No offense to you, I'm sure she is a pleasant and polite woman, but even if she was on her front, the sight of pounding her and seeing the blubber ripple and build up like a tsunami from the back and forth motion would be too much for me.
Here she is...she is what is called "thick"...how she has maintained this without getting "fat"...in some shots, well, she is not like the Brazilian chicas pictured....
let's just say, i wouldn't pass it up...
http://my.hiphophoney.com/profile/DeverieM
oore&sa=U&ei=YgX-TIW_K4a8lQffu9mDCQ&ved=0CAwQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNGGUOYEiB52
awXJ0LGFOr6gti5Njw (http://my.hiphophoney.com/profile/DeverieM
oore&sa=U&ei=YgX-TIW_K4a8lQffu9mDCQ&ved=0CAwQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNGGUOYEiB52
awXJ0LGFOr6gti5Njw)

http://www.facebook.com/PUPPY18&sa=U&ei=Yg
X-TIW_K4a8lQffu9mDCQ&ved=0CBQQFjAD&usg=AFQjCNHQ-kXQnvBMvB7zIGTRqz6khCS
2nw (http://www.facebook.com/PUPPY18&sa=U&ei=Yg
X-TIW_K4a8lQffu9mDCQ&ved=0CBQQFjAD&usg=AFQjCNHQ-kXQnvBMvB7zIGTRqz6khCS
2nw)