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Title: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: americanbulldog on January 12, 2011, 10:23:24 PM
I know he was lambasted here, but I got word that Keith passed away today in his home.  His family said he died of "natural causes."  Please no flames.  

http://www.keithdjones.com/



Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: StickStickly on January 12, 2011, 10:28:32 PM
I know he was lambasted here, but I got word that Keith passed away today in his home.  His family said he died of "natural causes."  Please no flames. 
I call bullshit on that and if he did die there wouldn't be anything natural about it. He always claimed a perfect bill of health and wanted to challenge others for comparison.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigkubby on January 12, 2011, 10:32:38 PM
if this is true its pretty sad!!


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 10:35:25 PM
Keith is a friend and a friend on facebook, I just checked his facebook wall and it true, Keith passed, I'm so bummed  :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: StickStickly on January 12, 2011, 10:36:33 PM
Keith is a friend and a friend on facebook, I just checked his facebook wall and it true, Keith passed, I'm so bummed  :'(
WTF


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: StickStickly on January 12, 2011, 10:37:45 PM
Keith is a friend and a friend on facebook, I just checked his facebook wall and it true, Keith passed, I'm so bummed  :'(
Im looking at his wall now and i don't see anything. Screen cap please


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Fallsview on January 12, 2011, 10:40:23 PM
Noworries has done alot to promote the sport of bodybuilding.  He also could be called "ambassador".   I think Roy should let him back in, as it is better to forgive than to hold on to anger.  Noworries jokes went alittle overboard but he served his time and should be let back in to give advice to all.  There were times people private messaged him about life difficulties and Noworries would give them a shoulder to cry on while lending a helpful, loving ear.  There were two sides of Noworries and like a bear would lash out when cornered but also be as gentle and soft as a butterfly. I believe if this is true about his passing we should be looking in the mirror and blaming ourselves because we were all part of the problem instead of the solution.  When Noworries needed help or anything, where were we?  He was always there for us and this is how he should be remembered.  A loving person who had alot to give and would never turn anyone away when in a time of need.  He was a promoter of the sport, a diplomat, a gentleman and a scholar.  God Bless, and really hope this isn't true about him passing.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 10:40:59 PM
Im looking at his wall now and i don't see anything. Screen cap please

I'm sorry, i don't know what screen cap is.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: StickStickly on January 12, 2011, 10:42:33 PM
I'm sorry, i don't know what screen cap is.
press print screen, open paint and press control + v, save it as a jpg and upload it.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 10:43:41 PM
I copied and pasted something from his daughter......




#
thank you so much steve, he was a great man and even more amazing daddy. i will miss him everyday for the rest of me life. he made me so happy. and i know that he loves all of friends so much. he is such a blessed man.
Memorial service will... be held on Saturday, January 29th 2011 @ 1:00 PM.
Trinity Lutheran Church
4783 W. 130thSee More
Yesterday at 7:06pm · LikeUnlike
#
Jaime Ito Memorial service will be held on Saturday, January 29th 2011 @ 1:00 PM.
Trinity Lutheran Church
4783 W. 130th
...Hawthonre,CA 90250
Yesterday at 7:10pm · LikeUnlike
#
Jodi Swain-gallagher jaime, so sad about ur dad, always the nicest guy, one of those kind people u never forget from high school, and yes, so many others have the same beautiful spot in their hearts with keiths name there. he will always be! my arms r wrapped around u.
5 hours ago · Like


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: StickStickly on January 12, 2011, 10:44:14 PM

We offered him and encouraged him to lose weight between the jokes. There was suppose to be a 500 dollar bet or something that he would come back to the olympia the next year x pounds lighter and it never took place.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 12, 2011, 10:44:58 PM
Damn.. that's terrible. He was a helluva character and could be damn funny at times.

I know it's totally trivial but it's kinda sad he never got out of TO.

RIP Keith.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: outby43 on January 12, 2011, 10:46:40 PM
Man that it messed up.  All the best to his family.  Hopefully Stuntmovie can give us more info.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on January 12, 2011, 10:47:05 PM

If this is real then it is a God damn shame.... I know i gave Keith alot of shit in my day but he was really one of my favorite posters. One of the main reasons i came to this board. Getbig won't be the same with his posts. He always used to make me laugh  :(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 10:48:19 PM
More........


#
R I P KEITH....ANYONE KNOW WHAT WAS THE CAUSE?
Yesterday at 8:03am · LikeUnlike
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Ingrid Jones Keith passed away due to natural causes.
Yesterday at 11:48am · LikeUnlike
#
Jaime Ito Memorial service will be held on Saturday, January 29th 2011 @ 1:00 PM.
Trinity Lutheran Church
4783 W. 130th
Hawthonre,CA 90250
Yesterday at 2:12pm · Like


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 10:51:26 PM
Looks like Keith's last facebook posting was Jan 1.



Keith Jones
Happy New Year to all my friends. I love you all and thank you for thinking of me sometimes/


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Firemuscle on January 12, 2011, 10:57:18 PM
 He was a very good guy, very nice guy. Too bad.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: GWAR on January 12, 2011, 10:57:28 PM
I wonder how Goodrum will take it? Deep down I think they were very fond of each other.
i think goodrum should attend the funeral , say a few words maybe


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 10:57:59 PM
From his sister..


To all Keith's friends,
Keith passed away today, January 10, 2012. Details will be posted later.
Keith was a wonderful father, a special brother and a friend to everyone.
He will be missed.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on January 12, 2011, 11:01:46 PM
From his sister..


To all Keith's friends,
Keith passed away today, January 10, 2012. Details will be posted later.
Keith was a wonderful father, a special brother and a friend to everyone.
He will be missed.

Wish there was more i could say or do but i fear it will be turned into a joke. Sadly i guess i will just leave it at that. I am sincerely let down by this news. I hope Ron will sticky this. :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 11:03:01 PM
Wish there was more i could say or do but i fear it will be turned into a joke. Sadly i guess i will just leave it at that. I am sincerely let down by this news. I hope Ron will sticky this. :'(

For once we agree.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 12, 2011, 11:04:14 PM
He is a low class idiot Coach.  Fuck him.

Yep, couldn't agree more.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bebop396 on January 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Fucking sad, i enjoyed his posts and his stories for years on here...


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Army of One on January 12, 2011, 11:05:38 PM
Wow, fucked up, I think most here genuinely wanted him to pull through.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Cableguy on January 12, 2011, 11:08:04 PM
Bummer...seriously... :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Canuck on January 12, 2011, 11:09:21 PM
Who's going to break the news to Jonesy from Police Academy?


Title: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Army of One on January 12, 2011, 11:09:24 PM
R.I.P Onlyme, you will be missed, I think I speak for most of us here in saying we wanted you to pull through,
(http://www.keithdjones.com/pics/KJchuck.jpg)

http://www.keithdjones.com/bio.html

"To all Keith's friends,
Keith passed away today, January 10, 2012. Details will be posted later.
Keith was a wonderful father, a special brother and a friend to everyone.
He will be missed."



"thank you so much steve, he was a great man and even more amazing daddy. i will miss him everyday for the rest of me life. he made me so happy. and i know that he loves all of friends so much. he is such a blessed man.
Memorial service will... be held on Saturday, January 29th 2011 @ 1:00 PM.
Trinity Lutheran Church
4783 W. 130thSee More
Yesterday at 7:06pm · LikeUnlike
#
Jaime Ito Memorial service will be held on Saturday, January 29th 2011 @ 1:00 PM.
Trinity Lutheran Church
4783 W. 130th
...Hawthonre,CA 90250
Yesterday at 7:10pm · LikeUnlike
#
Jodi Swain-gallagher jaime, so sad about ur dad, always the nicest guy, one of those kind people u never forget from high school, and yes, so many others have the same beautiful spot in their hearts with keiths name there. he will always be! my arms r wrapped around u.
5 hours ago · Like"


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme just died (serious thread)
Post by: TrueGrit on January 12, 2011, 11:16:25 PM
This is so sad to read. RIP Keith, your children knew you loved em.

Making a Comeback in 2011

 

Well, now I am feeling 100 times better and am back in the gym.  My strength is what is coming back very fast.  I have set a goal for myself and look forward to reaching it soon.  I want to be here to see my kids and grandkids grow up.  I want to see my old friends.  I want to bench press over 500 lbs. again and be able to walk anywhere and have people look at me because I am muscular again, not fat.  I want my life back and I am NOW motivated to do it.  When I do, look for me on Oprah.  I will post progress pics as I go along.

 

And, thank you for reading all this shortened version of my life but I am far from being a writer and write how I talk.  So the people who know me can easily imagine me saying what I write.  I am done procrastinating.

 

"I don't get sad thinking about dying, I get sad thinking about what I will miss"


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: webcake on January 12, 2011, 11:16:29 PM
damn, very sad to hear. Came across as a pretty cool guy. Condolences to his family.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Fallsview on January 12, 2011, 11:17:57 PM
Was hoping this wasn't true but it seems it is.  Very, very sad.  Keith will be missed!!!


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme just died (serious thread)
Post by: webcake on January 12, 2011, 11:18:00 PM
Really is terrible news. Seemed like he was on the right path getting his health etc sorted. Again, condolences to his family.   :(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme just died (serious thread)
Post by: Army of One on January 12, 2011, 11:18:29 PM
This is so sad to read. RIP Keith, your children knew you loved em.

Making a Comeback in 2011

 

Well, now I am feeling 100 times better and am back in the gym.  My strength is what is coming back very fast.  I have set a goal for myself and look forward to reaching it soon.  I want to be here to see my kids and grandkids grow up.  I want to see my old friends.  I want to bench press over 500 lbs. again and be able to walk anywhere and have people look at me because I am muscular again, not fat.  I want my life back and I am NOW motivated to do it.  When I do, look for me on Oprah.  I will post progress pics as I go along.

 

And, thank you for reading all this shortened version of my life but I am far from being a writer and write how I talk.  So the people who know me can easily imagine me saying what I write.  I am done procrastinating.

 

"I don't get sad thinking about dying, I get sad thinking about what I will miss"


Guy was a true character, I get the feeling none of us really knew how ill he was.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme just died (serious thread)
Post by: TrueGrit on January 12, 2011, 11:21:52 PM
Guy was a true character, I get the feeling none of us really knew how ill he was.


I know we gave him shit for making excuses but his leg was so bad that Docs recommended he have it amputated. He was battling a tough deal.

(http://www.keithdjones.com/EPIC/myleg.jpg)


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 12, 2011, 11:22:55 PM
I talked to Keith for over an hour about a week ago. He said he had been busy with business and had spent time with family. He said he hadn't been online for a while and didn't know what was going on here at Getbig. So we had a few laughs when I updated him on his adversary Vince G. That always made him laugh. He seemed his usual happy, confident self. His birthday was on Dec 31 and we talked about getting older. Keith had a great sense of humour and was quick witted. He told me things about the gym business that helped me in my gym. He was a good gym manager and worked in Hawaii. The current financial crises put paid to any huge gym Keith had planned for Las Vegas. He also departed ways with former mate, Pete Gymkowski. Keith said he had a coffee label in Hawaii that was doing well. So he sure had a lot of irons in the fire.

It comes as a shock that he is gone. There are pages of condolences on his Facebook page and that partly tells us who this man was. His stories on Getbig are the stuff of legends and I particularly liked his funny stuff. He send pizzas to Goodrum a couple of years ago! The pranks this guy came up with. What a pity I never got to meet Keith. He said his leg hasn't given him much trouble lately but he was in hospital with pneumonia or something last year. That spider bite changed Keith and his health was awful for years afterwards. He got depressed and began overeating and doing very little. He started to gain weight but in reality he usually carried about 300 pounds. Keith felt he was getting better and was getting back into training.  


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: jwb on January 12, 2011, 11:26:02 PM
Very sad.

Keith gave me some good advice about our upcoming move to Hawaii.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme just died (serious thread)
Post by: Army of One on January 12, 2011, 11:26:53 PM

I know we gave him shit for making excuses but his leg was so bad that Docs recommended he have it amputated. He was battling a tough deal.

(http://www.keithdjones.com/EPIC/myleg.jpg)

Its sad too think if he hadnt of fallen asleep on the floor and got bitten by that spider he'd probably still be alive today, amazing how the smallest things can change the course of a persons life.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Parker on January 12, 2011, 11:28:57 PM
DAMN, and I was wondering where he was...this is sad news for the Getbig fam. Like him or not, dude was true to who he was and had awesome stories...


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Honour on January 12, 2011, 11:30:50 PM
Well I don't really post here too much anymore as the new breed just doesn't have that certain something that made for some legendary threads. But Keith for all his flaws seemed a cool dude who lived a hell of a life and will be missed be many. Cya big fella :)

Rip bro......


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Parker on January 12, 2011, 11:32:22 PM
From his sister..


To all Keith's friends,
Keith passed away today, January 10, 2011. Details will be posted later.
Keith was a wonderful father, a special brother and a friend to everyone.
He will be missed.

year changed so that the CTers don't go off on a tangent...


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: arce1988 on January 12, 2011, 11:33:11 PM
   RIP


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Disgusted on January 12, 2011, 11:33:40 PM
Damn that really sucks, RIP Keith.  :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: DK II on January 12, 2011, 11:38:20 PM
RIP

I think it's safe to say that he provided a  great deal of entertainment and great stories on here.

You will not be forgotten, Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Fallsview on January 12, 2011, 11:38:37 PM
http://cougartown.com/feedback.html

Keith Jones - Cougertown friends and classmates


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: pellius on January 12, 2011, 11:46:26 PM
PIP, my friend. I was looking forward to your moving back to Hawaii this spring. It would have been a pleasure and honor to finally meet you in person and maybe even arm wrestle you.

I am so shocked and a bit devastated by this news. I remember Keith back during his bouncer days at Tequila Willies back in the 1980s in Manhattan Beach, CA.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: The_Hammer on January 12, 2011, 11:47:12 PM
The story he told about the prank at the resturaunt with the chilli and the terrified woman will never be forgotten by me.

RIP


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: StuartR on January 12, 2011, 11:51:24 PM
RIP keith
you lived a full life, it seems, given how short a time you had


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: marcie999 on January 12, 2011, 11:55:07 PM

May he rest in peace.

Enjoyed his posts.

 :(






Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 12, 2011, 11:56:20 PM
wow, thats really sad news


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 12, 2011, 11:57:27 PM
This is sad .. but I think me moved on to other things. He lived an interesting life.

Good luck ahead Keith


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 12, 2011, 11:59:01 PM
I’m stunned. My condolences to his family.  I helped get Keith a job at Tequila Willies in Manhattan Beach back in the mid 80’s since I knew him from Ray Mentzers Gym. We communicated every so often and I always enjoyed him. You will be remembered and missed my friend.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Vince B on January 12, 2011, 11:59:05 PM
You know, Keith really liked to laugh and always saw through people. He didn't like fakeness or hypocrisy. He was a good observer of people. He had a lot of friends and for a while there lived a great lifestyle mixing with some rich and famous people. The guy was always down to earth and didn't really like pomp and that sort of stuff.

Keith was super strong and bench pressed more than most of us will ever deadlift. He beat some of the top guys in arm wrestling and was at the top of the sport for a while. He was good at baseball in high school but things didn't go right when he tried out for professional teams. He was training for the discus throw and was throwing about 200 feet just before the spider bit him. That is one heck of a long way and demonstrates that the guy was not only a superman but quick as well.

If might seem inappropriate but have a read of this story Keith posted on the Stories board. This is by far the funniest story I have read on the internet. That Hand-D-Gas device Nielsen gave him brought a lot of laughs when he felt like using it. He would use it walking down the Venice boardwalk with mates and set it off when hot gals would go past. What a prankster. Keith and I both knew Ray Mentzer so that is how we got to talking on the phone. We always supported each other trying to keep that VG dude honest.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=70861.0


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: honest on January 12, 2011, 11:59:57 PM
R.I.P. Big fellah, you will be missed.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: gh15 on January 13, 2011, 12:01:00 AM
i told him many time,,i lkept saying many time insted argu with me on what i know ,,i said and said ans said,, very sad

true getbig legand

god of hormones approved


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: claymore on January 13, 2011, 12:03:33 AM
RIP Keith


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Emmortal on January 13, 2011, 12:04:27 AM
Man this really sucks :/


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Tapeworm on January 13, 2011, 12:05:33 AM
Damn.  Hate to say it but he was too depressed to get it together and quit killing himself with overeating.  Heaven knows we tried to help the guy when we weren't hanging shit on him about sitting next to Jonsey.  He didn't have to check out so soon.  Really sad.  So long, Keith.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: claymore on January 13, 2011, 12:07:09 AM
RIP Keith


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: mesmorph78 on January 13, 2011, 12:09:11 AM
Really sad news....
Rip RIP Kieth

:-(
Meso


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: DK II on January 13, 2011, 12:09:59 AM

If might seem inappropriate but have a read of this story Keith posted on the Stories board. This is by far the funniest story I have read on the internet. That Had-D-Gas device Nielsen gave him brought a lot of laughs when he felt like using it. He would use it walking down the Venice boardwalk with mates and set it off when hot gals would go past. What a prankster. Keith and I both knew Ray Mentzer so that is how we got to talking on the phone. We always supported each other trying to keep that VG dude honest.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=70861.0

Thanks for posting, Vince.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hereford on January 13, 2011, 12:26:55 AM
Whos got the link to his facebook page?


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 12:33:11 AM
Look for Keith D Jones.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: myt1 on January 13, 2011, 12:36:21 AM
Always enjoyed his posts, stories, and seeing the pictures from his past.   Seemed like he had a successful and fulfilling life.  All of us should be so lucky.

Rest in peace!


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bodyofsteel on January 13, 2011, 12:38:43 AM
PIP big guy! :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: JasonH on January 13, 2011, 12:42:36 AM
Wow! Absolutely gutted - can't believe Getbig has lost one of it's best posters and internet characters.

Keith/Noworries/Onlyme was one of my favourite posters on here and he will be sorely missed. Obviously I never knew the guy personally but it's still a bit sad to think he won't be on here anymore.

Condolences to his family and friends and all who knew him in real life.

PIP.  :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: gcb on January 13, 2011, 12:48:00 AM
PIP big guy! :'(

+1


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: JasonH on January 13, 2011, 12:55:59 AM
On a lighter side, at the funeral I hope they sit Goodrum and "Apenis" either side of Jonesy from Police Academy. It would only be right.  :)


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 13, 2011, 12:57:34 AM
Someone from GB should be at the funeral and represent us all.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 13, 2011, 01:02:08 AM
Very sorry to hear this.

Keith was at the top of the list of guys here who I'd wanna have a beer with.

RIP big man.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: GWAR on January 13, 2011, 01:03:23 AM
Someone from GB should be at the funeral and represent us all.
i vote for SS


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 13, 2011, 01:14:24 AM
RIP = sad he told some good old stories, Goodrum will miss him more than the rest.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 13, 2011, 01:15:10 AM
He was a very interesting poster shame to lose him


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Formerly_Owner76 on January 13, 2011, 01:19:10 AM
Man, that sucks. Keith seemed like a hell of a guy.
RIP


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 13, 2011, 01:21:23 AM
He never made it out of timeout the irony of it all. Anyone know how old he was?


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 13, 2011, 01:24:30 AM
ok. honestly. no fucking around.

is this for real???


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: JasonH on January 13, 2011, 01:29:37 AM
ok. honestly. no fucking around.

is this for real???

Yes.

Mods have made it a sticky.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Moontrane on January 13, 2011, 01:31:44 AM
I don't like this thread.  But it's necessary. :(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: MB_722 on January 13, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
wtf?! I"m shocked.

I liked him was always nice, RIP Onlyme.

fuck this sucks :(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 13, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
fuck...

ok...ive NEVER bashed keith and have stuck up for him throughout the years...he is one of the top getbiggers of all time, despite the parodies the guy has lived an awesome life and had so many great stories, that he shared with us on this board over the years. if hes really dead its a real shame. he has always been cool with me and ive enjoyed his contributions to this board more than virtually any other poster since ive been here. didnt know him IRL obviously but he will be enormously missed on here
 
:-\  :(  :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: MB_722 on January 13, 2011, 01:38:10 AM
I'm pretty shocked right now.

Always as a great read.


Fuck!


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 13, 2011, 01:40:57 AM
RIP.

Respectfully,

A. Grantmyre


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TEsticles on January 13, 2011, 01:41:48 AM
A cool guy...........RIP  Keith


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 13, 2011, 01:43:05 AM
RIP. Some good old stories he had no doubt. I guess he wont be sending Goodrum anymore precontest pizza's.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: unskinny on January 13, 2011, 01:53:36 AM
Keith was the very first guest on the first episode of BNR -- formerly known as 'Getbig Radio' -- remember his laugh and his voice one more time:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/bignation/2007/11/20/ultimate-talk-radio-getbig-tonight (http://www.blogtalkradio.com/bignation/2007/11/20/ultimate-talk-radio-getbig-tonight)

No doubt, Keith will namedrop a few celebrities to Peter at the pearly gates and land a nice seat at the bar between Charlton Heston and Charles Bronson.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 13, 2011, 02:05:07 AM
fuck...

ok...ive NEVER bashed keith and have stuck up for him throughout the years...he is one of the top getbiggers of all time, despite the parodies the guy has lived an awesome life and had so many great stories, that he shared with us on this board over the years. if hes really dead its a real shame. he has always been cool with me and ive enjoyed his contributions to this board more than virtually any other poster since ive been here. didnt know him IRL obviously but he will be enormously missed on here
 
:-\  :(  :'(

when i first stumbled onto getbig YEARS ago, keith would always be there with a classic story with legends like Kaz, asked him advice over PM's on armwrestling strategies...always a good dude. what a fucking shame.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: wes on January 13, 2011, 02:17:58 AM
Jesus Christ I hate hearing this news.

Awesome guy and he will truly be missed.

A sad day for getbig.

My most sincere condolences to his family and friends.

God bless you Keith,and RIP.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: wes on January 13, 2011, 02:24:15 AM
Shocking and sad news.

RIP Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Jeffro on January 13, 2011, 02:30:29 AM
Keith was quite a character.  It's a shame he didn't get his health situation sorted out.  I'm sure his stories and persona will live on for a long time here at Getbig.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 13, 2011, 02:31:24 AM
PIP

Keith was good people.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 13, 2011, 02:33:24 AM
Unreal. He was always a special kind of poster here. He really put something of himself into this board with his stories. RIP.  :(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 13, 2011, 02:34:52 AM
An internet brother has died. Onlyme had lots of threads dedicated to him on the V. He gave as good as he got.

PIP


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 13, 2011, 02:40:25 AM
RIP - Very sad news.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: w8m8 on January 13, 2011, 02:47:31 AM
 :'(



Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: JasonH on January 13, 2011, 02:49:59 AM
Ron should take Onlyme and Noworries out of Timeout  >:(

x2


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: dr.chimps on January 13, 2011, 03:00:44 AM
Very unexpected and very sad. Your stories always made me laugh.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 03:03:51 AM
Ron should take Onlyme and Noworries out of Timeout  >:(
Perhaps Getbig was the only thing keeping him going and when Ron ripped that outlet away there may have been nothing left, no reason to carry on anymore.  :-\

I only wish he would have taken my advice when I offered to help for a couple of years now.  He would still be living today and my prediction wouldn`t have come into fruition.

 :-\


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: kiwiol on January 13, 2011, 03:07:25 AM
This was totally unexpected and I'm shocked. It's a shame he got put in TO in his last days.

I loved his stories and his sense of humour. He did a lot of trash talking and was the butt end of jokes in return, but it was all good natured and pretty much everyone wanted to see him overcome his demons and become successful again.

He was a real part of Getbig and will be missed big time.

RIP Onlyme


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 13, 2011, 03:09:18 AM
this is horrible :(

pretty fucked up he spent his final days in timeout on here


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 03:13:32 AM
Wish there was more i could say or do but i fear it will be turned into a joke. Sadly i guess i will just leave it at that. I am sincerely let down by this news. I hope Ron will sticky this. :'(


I feel absolutely horrible about it.  I think the lesson here is never to let hubris get in the way when help is offered.  We all wanted to save this man`s life and most likely could have....


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: travisma on January 13, 2011, 03:18:21 AM

Well he is probably laughing at what you wrote right now....... He lived a full life

I feel absolutely horrible about it.  I think the lesson here is never to let hubris get in the way when help is offered.  We all wanted to save this man`s life and most likely could have....


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: kiwiol on January 13, 2011, 03:18:39 AM
despite the parodies the guy has lived an awesome life

He was good natured and rolled with the punches. I'm one of the guys here who has parodied him, but I've also PMed him a few times and told him it was just for a laugh, and that I had a lot of respect for him (which I did). He was very cordial in his replies.

And like you, one of my first memories of Getbig was reading about his dragging that heavy ass tire chained to his waist in some place in Hawaii. I thought, "Damn, that's a big bastard", lol.

He was one of the most popular Getbiggers and we will all miss him big time. I'm very saddened by this news of his unexpected death.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 13, 2011, 03:21:40 AM
This was totally unexpected and I'm shocked. It's a shame he got put in TO in his last days.

I loved his stories and his sense of humour. He did a lot of trash talking and was the butt end of jokes in return, but it was all good natured and pretty much everyone wanted to see him overcome his demons and become successful again.

He was a real part of Getbig and will be missed big time.

RIP Onlyme
:'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 03:22:16 AM
Well he is probably laughing at what you wrote right now....... He lived a full life

Who is going to call me Apenis now.  :-\

I really wish this weren`t true.   This is probably the worst message board news I have ever came across since both Keith and I had so much time invested in each other.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: kiwiol on January 13, 2011, 03:34:50 AM
Who is going to call me Apenis now.  :-\

I really wish this weren`t true.   This is probably the worst message board news I have ever came across since both Keith and I had so much time invested in each other.

He was AWESOME with his photoshops and I remember a bunch of us taking him on in 2006, when the pics of him attending the Mr Olympia were posted. And he started chopping you and Goodrum in a lot of pics. Some of the best, most funniest moments in Getbig history.

I PMed him a couple of times and asked him to come post in the V when I was modding at that time, since he loved trash talking so much. I know I wasn't the only one howling with laughter at some of his posts, which were brutal and hilarious, including the ones in which he flamed me big time.

You could tell everyone wished him well when his pics were posted in 2006, and pretty much every poster who'd flamed him did a 180 and encouraged him to lose the weight. I remember your posts offering to help him with his diet.

I'm glad I came to know him via Getbig. He was a very unique character who will never be replaced.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 03:49:57 AM
Unlike most people here I don't bullshit. If I wrote that I spoke to Keith last week then that is what happened. On checking mynetfone it was almost 34 minutes that we spoke on January 4th.

I thought I called him in Las Vegas but the bill says I called Hawaii. Maybe that is why he said he had spent time with his family.


04/01 16:41:41  0011180838517 00:33:44 -0.9900 USA - Hawaii International



Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 03:56:12 AM
Unlike most people here I don't bullshit. If I wrote that I spoke to Keith last week then that is what happened. On checking mynetfone it was almost 34 minutes that we spoke on January 4th.

I thought I called him in Las Vegas but the bill says I called Hawaii. Maybe that is why he said he had spent time with his family.


04/01 16:41:41  001118083851793 00:33:44 -0.9900 USA - Hawaii International



Did he give any indication of something wrong mentally or physically when you spoke to him?  I know he was looking forward to getting his boat and sailing around and completing what he called a Bucket List.  He seemed like he genuinely had a goal this time.

You don`t think he took his own life do you?


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: JasonH on January 13, 2011, 04:01:53 AM
Did he give any indication of something wrong mentally or physically when you spoke to him?  I know he was looking forward to getting his boat and sailing around and completing what he called a Bucket List.  He seemed like he genuinely had a goal this time.

You don`t think he took his own life do you?

I read somewhere that he'd died of natural causes. Maybe it was just his time - I think he was only 52.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: phreak on January 13, 2011, 04:03:34 AM
too bad. One of the few people here that actually had his 15 minutes of fame.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 13, 2011, 04:12:46 AM
Did he give any indication of something wrong mentally or physically when you spoke to him?  I know he was looking forward to getting his boat and sailing around and completing what he called a Bucket List.  He seemed like he genuinely had a goal this time.

You don`t think he took his own life do you?

when you are 500-600 lbs you can go at any time, unfortunately...


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 04:20:05 AM
I honestly have no idea about Keith's mental health. He sounded like his old self and we had a few laughs at Goodrum. He said he hadn't been on the internet for a while which surprised me. I had to tell him stuff and told him to get back on and post. His birthday was Dec 30 so it sounds like he went home for Christmas and New Years and spent time with his kids and grand children. He talked about how well his coffee label was doing and that they had recently changed the label but the demand was good. He also said he sorted the T-shirt deal with Travis by sending him things so Travis could make his own T-shirts with. I was pleased he did that.

I asked him about his health and he sounded well. His leg hadn't given him any trouble for some time. It seemed that every time he got ready to commit to training he would get a setback and end up in hospital. That happened last year when he suffered pneumonia or something.

A couple of years ago I was seriously thinking about bringing him to Australia to help promote my gym. He gave me some good marketing advice. It was around the time I discovered that he was really heavy so didn't think he would suit being in a gym selling memberships.

He was close to Pete Grymkowski and told me stories about how generous Pete was. Well, something happened about a year or so ago and Pete pulled the plug on a lot of people according to Keith. He explained a bit about that. I asked because it is always sad when we part ways with long time friends. Pete is mentioned in several of Keith's stories. He made a lot of money when he sold Golds Gym but then apparently he lost a lot of money. This is what Keith told me. I really have no idea about Mr Grymkowski. I presumed Pete was going to back the Las Vegas supergym that Keith was organizing.

We will have to wait until Stuntmovie posts about Keith to find out more.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 13, 2011, 04:26:30 AM
Very sad news indeed. Really seemed like a super nice man. My heart goes out to his kids and grandchildren, I know he loved them very much. Like very few here he took the jokes in stride for the most part.

RIP Keith :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: backday on January 13, 2011, 04:28:39 AM
RIP Keith; you had an incredible blast of a  life before that spider.................. ........................ . :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: smoothasf on January 13, 2011, 04:41:41 AM
It's like a part of the board has been removed rip keith.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: crownshep on January 13, 2011, 04:45:59 AM
RIP Keith,the best poster theres been on this board.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 13, 2011, 05:21:18 AM
i think goodrum should attend the funeral , say a few words maybe

I don't think it would be appropriate for me to do something like that.   Keith knew how I felt about him and vice versa and that's the way I intend to leave it.  There's no honor in pissing on someone's grave so anyone else who does is truly a piece of shit.

Keith Jones is dead and there is nothing further for me to do but to allow him to rest in piece. 


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: mass 04 on January 13, 2011, 05:26:13 AM
R.I.P. A truly nice and funny man. He's going to be missed and my condolences to his family and friends. See you on the other side, Keith. God Bless.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 13, 2011, 05:34:18 AM
I don't think it would be appropriate for me to do something like that.   Keith knew how I felt about him and vice versa and that's the way I intend to leave it.  There's no honor in pissing on someone's grave so anyone else who does is truly a piece of shit.

Keith Jones is dead and there is nothing further for me to do but to allow him to rest in piece. 
You will miss him Vince.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2011, 05:35:00 AM
That sucks.

PIP Lonelyme, PIP. :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on January 13, 2011, 05:37:07 AM
very bad news  :(

may ALLAH rest his soul..


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 13, 2011, 05:37:38 AM
You will miss him Vince.

I don't think so.  


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 13, 2011, 05:43:42 AM
I just opened this thread.....wow.....  I enjoyed Keith on the board.  I liked giving crap, but it was always done in good humor as I actually really did like him.  I think in real life he would have been fun to talk to and hang out with.  Hope he is at peace.

Thoughts and prayers to his family......RIP.....


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: tendonitis on January 13, 2011, 05:48:51 AM
Damn, talk about starting your day with a punch to the gut.  I always considered Keith the big, good-hearted uncle of the board. He could dish it out but he also took it with good humor. Man, life is so fragile.

RIP


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 13, 2011, 05:50:28 AM
I admired Keith and considered him a great person. I liked him. I think like many of us sometimes he let off steam on the boards like we all do calling each other names and stuff. But his stories were great and entertaining. I will surely miss Keith. I envy that he got out of this mess we call our lives today here on Earth.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 13, 2011, 05:55:25 AM
. Man, life is so fragile.

That is soooooo true


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 05:55:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19vApPwWqh8


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 05:58:54 AM
Someone from GB should be at the funeral and represent us all.

Did someone say funeral?   


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Fury on January 13, 2011, 06:03:04 AM
Damn, sad to hear that. Keith was a pretty cool guy. He took a lot of shit in stride.

PIP.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: SS on January 13, 2011, 06:08:04 AM
i vote for SS
I would if I lived closer.



It's a shame he couldn't control his weight.



I feel bad for his family, esp his grandchildren.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Devon97 on January 13, 2011, 06:12:52 AM
I absolutely hate to hear this.  :'(

Keith was full of stories and wisdom. I will miss him dearly. Wish I could have met him in person. :-[


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Krankenstein on January 13, 2011, 06:18:18 AM
PIP.....fucking hella too young...no matter what physical condition.

BTW...this is not stirring up shit...but will Goodrum be allowed in this thread?


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lord of the Roidz on January 13, 2011, 06:19:38 AM
Very sorry to hear about Keith. Only knew him from on here, but his legendary battles with Goodrum were always good for a laugh. This reminds me of a good friend who passed a few years ago. The guy was once in the bodybuilding scene but kind of let himself go. I always tried to coax him to get back into shape, not just to look better but for his health. I'm going to go out today and squash a few spiders in honor of Keith...Who's with me?


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Butterbean on January 13, 2011, 06:21:53 AM
 :'( Very sad news...prayers of comfort and peace to his family.

He was a sweetie.



Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lord of the Roidz on January 13, 2011, 06:21:54 AM
Did someone say funeral?   
That's right..you're the guy that shows up at stranger's funerals. This one won't be as much fun for you, cause it sounds like you knew him.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 06:22:49 AM
I`ve been looking at our back and forth volleys over the years and I can`t help but laugh out every single time.  I am really going to miss this man and his humor.  At least there is a body of work that survives on this very site.  Keith will be a Getbig Legend for eternity.


Jezebelle even calls me "Apenis" frequently, which is the name he coined for me.  She finds it humorous as do I.


I, like many others on this board, really wanted to help him.  Keith was not the type of person who liked to show weakness of any sort and I can understand why as his iron-clad pride constituted a large part of his character.  He wasn`t ready to die and I doubt that any of us were ready for it to happen.  I feel a great sense of despair over this because I must reiterate; a lot of us wanted to help and we were willing.  Our approaches to him may not always have been the best possible courses of action, but I know we all could have worked a little harder and he would be alive right now calling me "Apenis" if we had succeeded.



Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 13, 2011, 06:24:16 AM
I`ve been looking at our back and forth volleys over the years and I can`t help but laugh out every single time.  I am really going to miss this man and his humor.  At least there is a body of work that survives on this very site.  Keith will be a Getbig Legend for eternity.


Jezebelle even calls me "Apenis" frequently, which is the name he coined for me.  She finds it humorous as do I.


I, like many others on this board, really wanted to help him.  Keith was not the type of person who liked to show weakness of any sort and I can understand why as his iron-clad pride constituted a large part of his character.  He wasn`t ready to die and I doubt that any of us were ready for it to happen.  I feel a great sense of despair over this because I must reiterate; a lot of us wanted to help and we were willing.  Our approaches to him may not always have been the best possible courses of action, but I know we all could have worked a little harder and he would be alive right now calling me "Apenis" if we had succeeded.




Great post TA....I laughed countless times at you guys going back and forth over the years.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TacoBell on January 13, 2011, 06:27:27 AM
PIP keith, you will be missed.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: newmom on January 13, 2011, 06:29:21 AM
I posted in the other thread but didn't see this one till now. Very sad news that actually brought tears to my eyes. We exchanged pms about weight loss, kids, just life in general. My heart goes out to his kids and grandkids, and though I couldn't see his face, I know he always smiled when he typed about them.  I hope he is at peace now and is not suffering. I know it's the internet, but we are all human beings with emotions and feelings, even the macho tough guys. Next marathon is for you Keith.

RIP :'( :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 06:35:30 AM

Great post TA....I laughed countless times at you guys going back and forth over the years.

I feel very horrible about not being able to help because I know it would have been possible.  I certainly could have done more.  Keith used this place as an outlet and at times as veiled pleas for help (you could pick these things up reading between his posts).  I Private Messaged him November 22, 2010 (gave hims some info that he had been searching years for. Too bad he never had a chance to use it) and he was in rather good spirits.  I am not aware of anywhere else that he posted except here and perhaps putting him in Timeout when he needed this place most, was not such a great idea.  


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: SS on January 13, 2011, 06:38:34 AM
i find it strangethat gh15 was telling him hes gonna die a few months back and it happens. I sware that fucker freaks me out. everything he says happens.
Yeah he must be some kind of physic ::)


The guy was over weight for most of his life.


We all knew it was a matter of time....That's why so many guys here really did try to help him.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Princess L on January 13, 2011, 06:38:48 AM
So sorry to hear this.

R.I.P.



(http://www.keithdjones.com/pics/KJniceBoogiesm.jpg)


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: jaejonna on January 13, 2011, 06:39:02 AM
From Keith :

cool i do it all in fun anyway.  I am fat so people making fun of me now doesn't bother me that much.  I hope I get back into halfway decent shape.  You are good size so keep it up.  And don't take what I say seriously.  Most of the people I do that too are guys are make fun of me and I don't really mean it.  Only to Goodrum  Thanks


P.I.P.  good friend,


Like many I came here as a young kid just trying to 'own' people but every now and then you meet someone with an affinity for life that puts everything in perspective, that was Kieth. You really never know someone till you walk around in their skin and with Kieth he knew that most if not all would never know what he went through daily but he was generous enough to share his experiences with the Getbig family and took everything in stride. I remember going back and forth with him three and a half years ago, I posted some pic that made him lol, he messaged me " I have to admit, that was really funny" ....from then on not only did he garner my respect but I actually liked him more and considered him a friend from the board (no homo).  Kieth we will miss you and know your logging in still in the big internet cafe in the sky.  

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes.  A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.  And meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.  ~Richard Bach



Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lord of the Roidz on January 13, 2011, 06:45:00 AM
I feel very horrible about not being able to help because I know it would have been possible.  I certainly could have done more.  Keith used this place as an outlet and at times as veiled pleas for help (you could pick these things up reading between his posts).  I Private Messaged him November 22, 2010 (gave hims some info that he had been searching years for. Too bad he never had a chance to use it) and he was in rather good spirits.  I am not aware of anywhere else that he posted except here and perhaps putting him in Timeout when he needed this place most, was not such a great idea.  
I don't know if you could have helped him...I couldn't help my best friend...I would go over and show him that he could still eat foods he liked if he just planned it and payed attention to calories..but the discipline wasn't there. He had to eat massive quantities of sugary foods...Keith needed a good friend to stage an intervention and to be with him 24/7 for a while to literally snatch the food from him.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 13, 2011, 06:51:24 AM
This is terrible news..

Guys, Keith was one of our own.  The guy took a shitload of abuse here from the best of 'em and kept coming back full force.  I feel very saddened by his passing.

Sometimes, we don't take into account how important our little online community truly is to many folks on here.  To Keith, we could have been the little exposure that he received daily to the outside world.  The poor man was very sick and severely obese.  That being said, he took everything that was said here into account and would go out of his way to prove his stories and place in this world.

For as much as he was a target for jokes, he is/was still one of our own.  I've been visiting this forum since 2002 and sadly one of the staple characters of this site has now passed away.  From the many pictures of his celebrity past, to the ongoing war with Goodrum and even down to his last posts, he was still one of our own.

Rest In Peace Keith,
"1"


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Agnostic007 on January 13, 2011, 06:54:11 AM
Man, this is weird... I only knew Keith from the board here and enjoyed most of his posts. There is no way I should feel this sad about someone I never met, but I do. I'll miss his posts..


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Figo on January 13, 2011, 06:55:57 AM
Rest in peace.

Its a real shame he's gone.

I know of the spider-related weight issues, but what was the actual cause of death? Did he have his loved ones with him?


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 06:57:44 AM
Gh15 is no clairvoyant. Goodrum has been predicting Keith's early demise for some time now. Sad, but true.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: ripitupbaby on January 13, 2011, 06:57:54 AM
Very sad news.  A great poster on this board for many many years.  He will be missed. 

RIP :(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: BayGBM on January 13, 2011, 07:02:20 AM
Is this true? One of our getbiggers passed?  Oh no.  I know we all trade barbs here a lot, but it’s all in fun.  This is very sad.  May he rest in peace.  :'(


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 13, 2011, 07:03:47 AM
Unlike most people here I don't bullshit. If I wrote that I spoke to Keith last week then that is what happened. On checking mynetfone it was almost 34 minutes that we spoke on January 4th.

I thought I called him in Las Vegas but the bill says I called Hawaii. Maybe that is why he said he had spent time with his family.


04/01 16:41:41  0011180838517 00:33:44 -0.9900 USA - Hawaii International



There is a school of thought over on Ironage that Vince was " Clayton ", a Vince like character who knew everyone and "it all". THE BEEF will let it end at that.

We should ( however ) be careful not to deify Keith, he was as flawed a character as exists on Getbig . . . The passing of any life is significant, and this one no different.

THE BEEF



Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Prime on January 13, 2011, 07:38:17 AM
The guy seemed to have lived quite an interedting life.  Anyone know what happened to cause him to die? 


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Evo on January 13, 2011, 07:40:51 AM
RIP Keith, condolences to family and friends.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Bam-bam on January 13, 2011, 07:45:52 AM
:o


if anything, what you did there with that douche tone elped him NOT to look for help.

Someone should post the last photohops Keith did before his departure, they were hilarious


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: CalvinH on January 13, 2011, 07:53:24 AM
Damn,sorry to read this :(

.....and sorry for his family.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 13, 2011, 07:55:07 AM
SAD SAD SAD news.  Fucking Ron put him in timeout a few weeks back.  I bet Ron feels like a fucking douche bag.

We do know that a member here at getbig mailed Keith some clen and T3 to help Keith lose weight, there are some threads floating around about it.  I hope he didn't start the Clen and have his heart go out.  That would suck. His heart was probably already maxed out and topping it with clen that speeds it up could have been a major problem.

I pray for his family and it is real sad to see him go.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2011, 08:03:09 AM
We are all gathered here at the home in LV on this very sad occasion .

Many thanks to you guys and gals who called me or sent me emails of condolence.

I will respond to you all as soon as possible and will eventually post the DETAILED FACTS of Keith's passing on this board he loved so much.

Have not had time to read pass page one of this topic, but I want to thank each and everyone of you
for your  concern and comments whether pro or con. Keith loved adversity.

More to follow.

Stunt (Keith's best of many friends)


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 13, 2011, 08:07:10 AM
This is terrible news..

Guys, Keith was one of our own.  The guy took a shitload of abuse here from the best of 'em and kept coming back full force.  I feel very saddened by his passing.

Sometimes, we don't take into account how important our little online community truly is to many folks on here.  To Keith, we could have been the little exposure that he received daily to the outside world.  The poor man was very sick and severely obese.  That being said, he took everything that was said here into account and would go out of his way to prove his stories and place in this world.

For as much as he was a target for jokes, he is/was still one of our own.  I've been visiting this forum since 2002 and sadly one of the staple characters of this site has now passed away.  From the many pictures of his celebrity past, to the ongoing war with Goodrum and even down to his last posts, he was still one of our own.

Rest In Peace Keith,
"1"

P.S. This was a repost to what I had said in the sticky..


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious threa
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2011, 08:15:45 AM
We are all gathered here at the home in LV on this very sad occasion .

Many thanks to you guys and gals who called me or sent me emails of condolence.

I will respond to you all as soon as possible and will eventually post the DETAILED FACTS of Keith's passing on this board he loved so much.

Have not had time to read pass page one of this topic, but I want to thank each and everyone of you
for your  concern and comments whether pro or con. Keith loved adversity.

More to follow.

Stunt (Keith's best of many friends)


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: MAXX on January 13, 2011, 08:22:59 AM
This is really sad.

Had a pm conversation with him about armwrestling some time ago...
Cant remember exactly what i wrote but this is the what he wrote.

I think I have those same videos.  The Cleve Dean one I wish the whole thiong was there cause we ended up being strapped and I beat him.  I also wish the whole match between me and this guy from Florida I beat was there.  Only got the part where I pinned him.  John was around 190 I think.  That match with that one guy with dark hair in the trucker final was for the $100,000+ Volvo truck that Sly drove at the end of the movie.  I am wanting to edit those down.  Scott beat the shoit out of me everytime.

My upper body has always been really strong.  When I first started I always lost the start but I could lock up and bring them back all from tricep and shoulder.  Wish they had a few matches of mine.  I wrestled I think in that event 9 guys.

thanks man


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: 225for70 on January 13, 2011, 08:30:27 AM
RIP,

He will be missed. :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: MAXX on January 13, 2011, 08:31:22 AM
Sad news.  :(

My condolences to his family and friends.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: wes on January 13, 2011, 08:33:42 AM
Man, this is weird... I only knew Keith from the board here and enjoyed most of his posts. There is no way I should feel this sad about someone I never met, but I do. I'll miss his posts..
I feel the same way man....logged in at around 5 AM or so to see this shit and it was really a shitty way to start the day.

I really liked Keith,and hope he is at peace.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: lovemonkey on January 13, 2011, 08:44:42 AM
I've never met him or really talked to him on the boards but I still really liked the guy. This really bums me out...

Wish you all the best, Keith.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: backday on January 13, 2011, 08:50:16 AM
As I said before``RIP Keith; you had an incredible blast of a  life before that spider.................. ........................ :'( ``



Now Ron I have not seen anything written från you.C`mon say something nice about him , the man is(was) a legend in this board for fuck`s  sake. >:(


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on January 13, 2011, 08:52:17 AM
He will be missed.   

But he stills gets over on beefyheavyweight about that $100.



Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: The True Adonis on January 13, 2011, 08:53:44 AM
He will be missed.   

But he stills gets over on beefyheavyweight about that $100.


A final Owning that will never be topped.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious threa
Post by: Hedgehog on January 13, 2011, 08:59:54 AM
Sad news about the big man.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Devon97 on January 13, 2011, 09:01:11 AM
Does anybody know how old Keith was?

Coach ? Stuntmovie?


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Option D on January 13, 2011, 09:04:47 AM
RIP Getbig Titan..

Damn..


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 13, 2011, 09:06:12 AM
God that sucks  :'(

PIP, big man. Go find that bear and bite him back.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Option D on January 13, 2011, 09:06:30 AM
Im not sure how this works. But i feel like i knew him. And if anyone wants to roll to the funeral, think about it and let me know. Like i said, im not sure if its proper or not, but its awful to hear


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: airosol on January 13, 2011, 09:11:18 AM
so very sorry to hear this.


PIP big guy PIP


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 13, 2011, 09:13:14 AM
Does anybody know how old Keith was?

Coach ? Stuntmovie?

Not exactly sure, but it was somewhere around 50-53.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Ron on January 13, 2011, 09:18:43 AM
As I said before``RIP Keith; you had an incredible blast of a  life before that spider.................. ........................ :'( ``  Now Ron I have not seen anything written från you.C`mon say something nice about him , the man is(was) a legend in this board for fuck`s  sake. >:(

Have not verified it myself, but I know Stuntperson, and he always tells me the truth.   Keith and I have our ups and downs over the years, and yes, was banned due to (ironic) posting something about being dead.  But apart from our differences in the way people should respect others, Keith has had some excellent stories, and helped work on the History Board here.  He did move to Vegas after living in Hawaii for years, and no matter what, remember that he was a grandfather, a father, and that people did care for him in our world.



Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: w8m8 on January 13, 2011, 09:21:21 AM
Im not sure how this works. But i feel like i knew him. And if anyone wants to roll to the funeral, think about it and let me know. Like i said, im not sure if its proper or not, but its awful to hear



It's very kind and would be appreciated .. there's nothing that makes someone feel better at a time like this .. but it's nice when you get to see and meet people that your loved one has known and made an impression on somehow .. he was a very good man and will be missed here greatly and his family will like knowing how much he was liked and how much we all enjoyed his company.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: mass 04 on January 13, 2011, 09:31:08 AM
SAD SAD SAD news.  Fucking Ron put him in timeout a few weeks back.  I bet Ron feels like a fucking douche bag.
Why? Keith had a great sense of humor, but he knew the rules and took things too far. Everyone here is sad that he died, but to lambast Ron for anything is ridiculous.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Dos Equis on January 13, 2011, 09:43:43 AM
RIP big guy.  I will miss my good friend. 


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Option D on January 13, 2011, 09:44:50 AM


It's very kind and would be appreciated .. there's nothing that makes someone feel better at a time like this .. but it's nice when you get to see and meet people that your loved one has known and made an impression on somehow .. he was a very good man and will be missed here greatly and his family will like knowing how much he was liked and how much we all enjoyed his company.


THANKS. Ill  be there


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Wiggs on January 13, 2011, 10:00:19 AM
Wow...Rest in Peace my friend. :'(

He lived a good life and let us celebrate that rather than mourning his passing.  


 :)


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Max_Rep on January 13, 2011, 10:05:44 AM
Not exactly sure, but it was somewhere around 50-53.

Graduated High School in 1976 so about 52.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on January 13, 2011, 10:06:03 AM
I honestly have no idea about Keith's mental health. He sounded like his old self and we had a few laughs at Goodrum. He said he hadn't been on the internet for a while which surprised me. I had to tell him stuff and told him to get back on and post. His birthday was Dec 30 so it sounds like he went home for Christmas and New Years and spent time with his kids and grand children. He talked about how well his coffee label was doing and that they had recently changed the label but the demand was good. He also said he sorted the T-shirt deal with Travis by sending him things so Travis could make his own T-shirts with. I was pleased he did that.

I asked him about his health and he sounded well. His leg hadn't given him any trouble for some time. It seemed that every time he got ready to commit to training he would get a setback and end up in hospital. That happened last year when he suffered pneumonia or something.

A couple of years ago I was seriously thinking about bringing him to Australia to help promote my gym. He gave me some good marketing advice. It was around the time I discovered that he was really heavy so didn't think he would suit being in a gym selling memberships.

He was close to Pete Grymkowski and told me stories about how generous Pete was. Well, something happened about a year or so ago and Pete pulled the plug on a lot of people according to Keith. He explained a bit about that. I asked because it is always sad when we part ways with long time friends. Pete is mentioned in several of Keith's stories. He made a lot of money when he sold Golds Gym but then apparently he lost a lot of money. This is what Keith told me. I really have no idea about Mr Grymkowski. I presumed Pete was going to back the Las Vegas supergym that Keith was organizing.

We will have to wait until Stuntmovie posts about Keith to find out more.
Ironically Vince even in your eulogy for onlyme (Keith) you are still throwing in Goodrum jokes. Im pretty sure that is how onlyme would have wanted it  ;D


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 13, 2011, 10:16:51 AM
He will be missed.   

But he stills gets over on beefyheavyweight about that $100.



ROFL, yes THE BEEF's hundred bucks did cross THE BEEF's mind. Got to hand it to him, even when completely wrong he stuck to his guns.

THE BEEF was smiling an hour or so ago thinking about how Keith laid waste to Paul Hupp.

THE BEEF


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries just died Jan 10, 2011 (serious thread)
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 13, 2011, 10:22:48 AM
A final Owning that will never be topped.

Lol. So very true ( Adonis.)

Onlyme 1 - THE BEEF 0

THE BEEF


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: boonasty on January 13, 2011, 10:42:08 AM
r.i.p. keith


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 13, 2011, 10:44:35 AM
I thought this was a joke.  >:(

 :-[

R.I.P Keith and i will see ya in the next life.  8)

Getbig will never forget ya Keith!!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: epic_alien on January 13, 2011, 10:49:59 AM
wow, life goes fast, pip keith


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: disturbia on January 13, 2011, 10:56:43 AM
take care big Keith, you will be missed


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Big Worm on January 13, 2011, 10:58:00 AM
R.I.P.  Big Guy..!  So sad..


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: unbatrainer on January 13, 2011, 11:02:57 AM
RIP


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 13, 2011, 11:05:59 AM
Ironically Vince even in your eulogy for onlyme (Keith) you are still throwing in Goodrum jokes. Im pretty sure that is how onlyme would have wanted it  ;D

I honestly meant it.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=328875.msg4688309#msg4688309


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jizzacked on January 13, 2011, 11:07:19 AM
almost didn't even see this thread cause I don't normally look at the sticky's.  saw the title and thought WTF?

some sad shit right here, took the wind right out of my sails as I was getting ready to head to the gym.  I had really hoped he was going to make a strong comeback after all the adversity he has faced.  I for one will greatly miss having him around here, a true getbig legend.  

I raise my glass to Keith Jones!  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hulkotron on January 13, 2011, 11:08:25 AM
His posting ability was exceeded only by his distain for re-racking his weights.  RIP big fella :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: BlueDevil on January 13, 2011, 11:10:55 AM

RIP


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: funk51 on January 13, 2011, 11:31:02 AM
I know he was lambasted here, but I got word that Keith passed away today in his home.  His family said he died of "natural causes."  Please no flames.  

http://www.keithdjones.com/


if this is true sorry to hear this keith was a great guy, and always gave good advices. RIP


Title: keith jones- RIP
Post by: dodger on January 13, 2011, 11:37:34 AM
sorry to announce the bad news,just  herd from tim kimber and david paul that our good friend keith jones has passed away,,,,,dont know any details


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: HUGEPECS on January 13, 2011, 11:38:32 AM
shit, though I have never met onlyme, it's Sad that he's gone and all jokes aside, I wish his family and friends courage and my sincere Condolences....


Title: Re: keith jones- RIP
Post by: StickStickly on January 13, 2011, 11:39:38 AM
sorry to announce the bad news,just  herd from tim kimber and david paul that our good friend keith jones has passed away,,,,,dont know any details
You aren't announcing anything... check the sticky.


Title: Re: keith jones- RIP
Post by: dodger on January 13, 2011, 11:42:39 AM
You aren't announcing anything... check the sticky.

yes just noticed that now,sorry...i didnt see it .....long live keith,our good buddy.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: haider on January 13, 2011, 11:43:06 AM
Very sad news.

Condolences to his family.

RIP brother.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Natural Man on January 13, 2011, 11:43:37 AM
If this is real then it is a God damn shame.... I know i gave Keith alot of shit in my day but he was really one of my favorite posters. One of the main reasons i came to this board. Getbig won't be the same with his posts. He always used to make me laugh  :(

rolling on floor laughing here. Brilliant.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: freespirit on January 13, 2011, 11:45:09 AM
R.I.P.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Tre on January 13, 2011, 11:49:08 AM
Ironically Vince even in your eulogy for onlyme (Keith) you are still throwing in Goodrum jokes. Im pretty sure that is how onlyme would have wanted it  ;D

QFT!  Although sad, he is getting a proper GetBig tribute. 

Is Keith the first *major* GetBigger to die? 


Title: Re: keith jones- RIP
Post by: Tito24 on January 13, 2011, 11:50:33 AM
richard jones


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 13, 2011, 11:50:54 AM
R.I.P. Keith. You were a cool dude.

I'm sure you are hustlin' in heaven.  ;)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: spinnis on January 13, 2011, 11:56:24 AM
P.I.P

This is sad. Its a shame he could never managed to devote himself in the end.


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Princess L on January 13, 2011, 12:01:24 PM
QFT!  Although sad, he is getting a proper GetBig tribute.  

Is Keith the first *major* GetBigger to die?  

Original Sin passed away last January during a brain operation.  :'(

She was well known on the girl board, but posted all over.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=320248.0


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 13, 2011, 12:02:49 PM
Nothing from Goodrum yet?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 13, 2011, 12:05:18 PM
Nothing from Goodrum yet?
Yea he said he wouldnt miss him I think he will.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 13, 2011, 12:27:35 PM
This is a real shock and has saddened me more than the deaths of some people I actually know rather than "just" an internet aquantence.  :'(

I was hoping the Big Man would get his life back on track in 2011 after having some banter with him late last year.

Rest in peace Keith. 


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Tre on January 13, 2011, 12:28:03 PM

Original Sin passed away last January during a brain operation.  :'(

She was well known on the girl board, but posted all over.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=320248.0

Wow, didn't know her, but do remember the name.

Looks like mid-January is dyin' time for GetBiggers.  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: w8m8 on January 13, 2011, 01:10:24 PM
He had good times ... and a generous soul



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZeSPZodT5o



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR50QmGHKPU



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVMYjq3UnrQ





Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Dreadlifter on January 13, 2011, 01:27:18 PM
Damn!

I hoped this thread was just gonna be trolling. Sad the big guy's gone.

He had a fantastic life and did stuff some of us could only dream of.

Tough time in his last few years, and i'm disappointed he didn't manage to make the sort of progress he hoped before he passed.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lift Studios on January 13, 2011, 01:35:35 PM
Rest in Peace Keith.

I never met a man who despised Shawn Ray more and did so with a smile every time.


I'm glad I had the chance to meet him a few years ago.



Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 13, 2011, 02:05:59 PM
QFT!  Although sad, he is getting a proper GetBig tribute. 

Is Keith the first *major* GetBigger to die? 

I believe there was the original BillyGuns who was a friend of Mindspin and a former executive for MetRx when Dr. Connelly was at the wheel. Billy was a very educated contributor and offered a lot of great training and nutrition advice. I don’t remember his real name.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: benchmstr on January 13, 2011, 02:06:05 PM
anyone here going to try and attend the funeral?

bench


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: w8m8 on January 13, 2011, 02:16:24 PM
anyone here going to try and attend the funeral?

bench

Option D ( mal ) said earlier he wanted to ... stuntmovie will be too I'm sure


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: benchmstr on January 13, 2011, 02:20:11 PM
Option D ( mal ) said earlier he wanted to ... stuntmovie will be too I'm sure
i will try depending on work...keith was a good dude...

bench


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 13, 2011, 02:32:17 PM
Nothing from Goodrum yet?


I really have nothing good to say about Keith.  After all, the guy did wish death upon me and my family numerous times and basically was obsessed with me saying some of the most vile and horrible things to me.   Having said that, I still expressed my concerns to him to get in shape or he was going to die and he simply didn't do it.  He keep eating junk food and spent every dollar he got playing craps at the casino. 

Ironically, he last post up here was making fun of Ben Weider being dead but the fact remains that he didn't take care of himself and he ran out of time.  But I'm not going to piss on his grave as there is no honor in doing


Keith Jones is dead and so are any issues or beef I had with him. 



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: che on January 13, 2011, 02:33:26 PM
That sucks  , R.I.P  Keith .


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 13, 2011, 02:42:10 PM

I really have nothing good to say about Keith.  After all, the guy did wish death upon me and my family numerous times and basically was obsessed with me saying some of the most vile and horrible things to me.   Having said that, I still expressed my concerns to him to get in shape or he was going to die and he simply didn't do it.  He keep eating junk food and spent every dollar he got playing craps at the casino. 

Ironically, he last post up here was making fun of Ben Weider being dead but the fact remains that he didn't take care of himself and he ran out of time.  But I'm not going to piss on his grave as there is no honor in doing
Keith Jones is dead and so are any issues or beef I had with him. 


Good way to end things..

"1"


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Marty Champions on January 13, 2011, 02:47:13 PM
i can say for certain keith would rag on me but i expect my balls to be busted. but i enjoyed his posts and never attacked him

I Am very ashamed at most board members who attacked him on a daily basis.  Bad karma coming your way


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: dknole on January 13, 2011, 02:54:05 PM
RIP - you will be missed. You impacted more people than you will ever know.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Tre on January 13, 2011, 03:05:02 PM
Keith Jones is dead and so are any issues or beef I had with him.  

Very honorable statement, Vince.

But I'm calling 'bullshit' on this one.  


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 13, 2011, 03:08:32 PM
I believe there was the original BillyGuns who was a friend of Mindspin and a former executive for MetRx when Dr. Connelly was at the wheel. Billy was a very educated contributor and offered a lot of great training and nutrition advice. I don’t remember his real name.


Billy Carpenter...the Vermont Redneck.  Miss him around a lot.  He was eating a sandwich and had a glass of wine in his hand when he passed away.  Life can be cut very fast.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: WEAPONX on January 13, 2011, 03:10:43 PM
R.I.P


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 13, 2011, 03:12:45 PM
I actually told people in the real world - and nothing to do with the thongworld - about Keith today.

Anyone else tell other non-getbiggers, or did you keep it in house?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: benchmstr on January 13, 2011, 03:30:22 PM
I actually told people in the real world - and nothing to do with the thongworld - about Keith today.

Anyone else tell other non-getbiggers, or did you keep it in house?
my mom came by my office earlier when i read about, and i told her...

bench


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: disturbia on January 13, 2011, 03:33:00 PM
I actually told people in the real world - and nothing to do with the thongworld - about Keith today.

Anyone else tell other non-getbiggers, or did you keep it in house?

call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 13, 2011, 03:36:36 PM
call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith

No way is that 'pussy' my friend. Onlyme was a legendary getbigger  and a lot of us clearly go through spells where this place is important to us...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: benchmstr on January 13, 2011, 03:40:18 PM
call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith
i would have likely told more people...but i only saw the mom today....i had my office door locked....and waited for people to go to lunch so i could leave in stealth ;D

bench


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bradistani on January 13, 2011, 03:49:03 PM
aw man, this is terrible news. rest in peace, big fella.. rest in peace!


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 04:06:39 PM
Have not verified it myself, but I know Stuntperson, and he always tells me the truth.   Keith and I have our ups and downs over the years, and yes, was banned due to (ironic) posting something about being dead.  But apart from our differences in the way people should respect others, Keith has had some excellent stories, and helped work on the History Board here.  He did move to Vegas after living in Hawaii for years, and no matter what, remember that he was a grandfather, a father, and that people did care for him in our world.



Ron and the moderators gave Keith a heck of a lot of lattitude. Many times Keith and I lambased hapless Vince G and it was all in good fun. However, Keith crossed the line of civility many times re Goodrum and his partner but I never followed him there. So I don't know what it was about VG that pissed Keith off so much. Many of the photoshops relating to this feud were hilarious but a few were nasty and vulgar. Anyway, that feud is now over and perhaps that is a good thing.

Keith got plenty of crap from Goodrum and others that was nasty. Many here made fun of Keith's obesity. I pointed out that very obese people are unlikely to reverse their predicament no matter how much motivation they have. Keith posted that he loved those Danish pastries. Well, sometimes when people are handicapped and inactive they get depressed and food becomes their only joy. All the good advice in the world was not going to help Keith because he had psychological issues. He hardly needed advice about nutrition and exercise because he was an expert re training and successfully ran gyms in Hawaii. Keith ended up a fat person and he really hated being that. He didn't like being seen in public because he was so ashamed. His suffering is now over and I feel I have lost a good mate.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: outby43 on January 13, 2011, 04:08:12 PM
call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith

just means you have emotions.

I didn't tell anyone.  I almost told my wife but she would not have a clue.  This place is separate from my real life.  I am really gonna miss him.  Well when Ron banned him he was prety much already gone anyway unless he came back under new ID.  I just hope we can give it some time before people start making jokes about Keith.  At least a week.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Army of One on January 13, 2011, 04:18:57 PM
It knocked the wind out of my sails all day to be honest, its such a sad story when you think back on it, his life basically ended the day he was bit by that spider and he was living through his memories.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: littlechris on January 13, 2011, 04:37:29 PM
I didnt know the guy, but i know that he actually ridiculed me one time for a very innocent post i had made, and i really hardly ever make posts, so its not like i was one of the many who constantly talk shit here on the board. i mostly lurk and will post if its a worthwhile subject that i feel i can contribute to. So now that hes dead hes an angel??? When he was alive he was an ASSHOLE!!
-


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: che on January 13, 2011, 04:47:10 PM
It knocked the wind out of my sails all day to be honest, its such a sad story when you think back on it, his life basically ended the day he was bit by that spider and he was living through his memories.
I think Keith suffered  from Professional athlete retirement  depression , the spider was just an excuse.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 13, 2011, 05:00:26 PM
I think Keith suffered  from Professional athlete retirement  depression , the spider was just an excuse.

I don't think the spider was an excuse, but it sure helped a lot. I think there was the depression about not being able to do sports anymore, and then the problem of gaining weight and not being able to lose it.

Things in life are seldom mono-causal, so i think that there must have been several things at once to make a guy like him fall.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 13, 2011, 05:10:12 PM
Agreed.

I think it was always going to be difficult for him as he'd always been a big guy and a big eater. However, he was very strong and active and that kept the obesity at bay. He was a chunky dude but in reasonable shape.

There's no doubt that the spider bite incapacitated him. What he couldn't do was modify his eating to match his newfound sedentary lifestyle. He was always talking about getting back in the gym and not cutting down on calories.

Then he became locked in cycle of feeling frustrated and shitty so food was his only joy. Eat - feel better for a bit - get fatter and more depressed - eat more to compensate etc..

I think he should have had a gastric band years ago..I even said that to him. After a lifetime of training big and eating big he couldn't adapt to such different circumstances.

Anyway, he went out on his own terms and a whole bunch of peeps will miss him.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Fury on January 13, 2011, 05:12:08 PM
Keith's probably having dinner with Jesus right now and telling him about that time he met Jonesy from Police Academy.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 13, 2011, 05:12:51 PM
Agreed.

I think it was always going to be difficult for him as he'd always been a big guy and a big eater. However, he was very strong and active and that kept the obesity at bay. He was a chunky dude but in reasonable shape.

There's no doubt that the spider bite incapacitated him. What he couldn't do was modify his eating to match his newfound sedentary lifestyle. He was always talking about getting back in the gym and not cutting down on calories.

Then he became locked in cycle of feeling frustrated and shitty so food was his only joy. Eat - feel better for a bit - get fatter and more depressed - eat more to compensate etc..

I think he should have had a gastric band years ago..I even said that to him. After a lifetime of training big and eating big he couldn't adapt to such different circumstances.

Anyway, he went out on his own terms and a whole bunch of peeps will miss him.

GREAT post and so true


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: BB on January 13, 2011, 05:14:09 PM
I'm legitimately saddened by this, he was a very decent guy. RIP Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: che on January 13, 2011, 05:14:19 PM
I don't think the spider was an excuse,

I disagree


Things in life are seldom mono-causal, so i think that there must have been several things at once to make a guy like him fall.

I agree



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: mass 04 on January 13, 2011, 05:18:17 PM
I didnt know the guy, but i know that he actually ridiculed me one time for a very innocent post i had made, and i really hardly ever make posts, so its not like i was one of the many who constantly talk shit here on the board. i mostly lurk and will post if its a worthwhile subject that i feel i can contribute to. So now that hes dead hes an angel??? When he was alive he was an ASSHOLE!!
-
I'll take this big man...


hahah who are you littlebitch? While you were still swimming in your daddys sack i was benching 500 and seeing the world. You sound gay do you know Goodrum? While youre at school and posting about working your upper glutes im busy making money and getting litigation from Paul Hupp. Id love to talk but I have a 8:00 am tee time with Ghandi, Bea Arthur, Soupy Sales, and Fatty Arbuckle. Good thing your two dads give you internet access i love the internet i can see why you hardly post here. you'll never make it kid.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 13, 2011, 05:26:47 PM
I'll take this big man...


hahah who are you littlebitch? While you were still swimming in your daddys sack i was benching 500 and seeing the world. You sound gay do you know Goodrum? While youre at school and posting about working your upper glutes im busy making money and getting litigation from Paul Hupp. Id love to talk but I have a 8:00 am tee time with Ghandi, Bea Arthur, Soupy Sales, and Fatty Arbuckle. Good thing your two dads give you internet access i love the internet i can see why you hardly post here. you'll never make it kid.

OH BRAVO Mass. Keith is laughing his ass off.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: johnny1 on January 13, 2011, 05:30:49 PM
 :o :o :o Condolences to Keith's family, sucked logging on and seeing this, Keith achieved alot while he was Alive, something his Family can and will be Proud of all the best Big Fella you done well. :( :( :(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: leadhead on January 13, 2011, 05:31:50 PM
Wow, I'm really going to miss keith's stories. Rip big guy :-\


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Tony Doherty on January 13, 2011, 05:35:11 PM
Very sad news indeed.

I liked Keith and his funny and sometimes furious posts.

A true get bigger, will be sadly missed. RIP

TD


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 05:37:15 PM
This is the story of Keith that I posted elsewhere. It belongs here, too. Keith and I chatted on the phone a week before he died.

Keith and I got to know each other through the History and Stories board on Getbig. I had posted stories about Ray Mentzer and Keith knew Ray well so we started communicating and I used to call him from time to time to chat and see how he was going. If you had accomplished things in the Irongame Keith respected you. If you did nothing and bs all day long like Goodrum did then you got plenty of stick from Keith. His feud with Goodrum is legendary and they both stepped over the line of civility there. For some reason Keith hated gay guys that bullshitted. I guess if they were black that made things worse. I know Keith had some sour business dealings with some black bodybuilders so maybe that didn't help. He sure gave better than he got on the forums and in retrospect Keith loved the give and take on Getbig. He was an expert on the computer and could do all manner of clever things such as vile photoshops of hapless Goodrum. Most of that stuff was just fun and passing time. Keith was a strongman and well respected in the gyms he ran or trained in. The dude bench pressed over 550 pounds. I can tell you few guys in my gym ever benched more than 400 pounds and no one has done 500. He also beat John Brzenk in arm wrestling and that guy was many times world arm wrestling champion. Keith rubbed shoulders with famous people and never bullshitted about this. Of course, on Getbig guys would make fun of Keith and his associations with actors and other famous people. The truth is Keith didn't exaggerate things and has photos to back up his claims.

Keith got bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider about 10 years ago and almost lost a leg because of it. He had major surgery and his recovery never really happened. He suffered setback after setback re his health so he was never able to train consistently after that mishap. He was in chronic, acute pain for a long time and one calf swelled to 32 inches. No one here can appreciate what he went through and the impact that bite had on his health and mind. He got depressed that he couldn't train and do the things he used to do. The inactivity also contributed to his gaining weight. He loved pastries and over a few years became what doctors would call morbidly obese. Those who are not obese have no idea how difficult it is to reverse that condition. Keith always felt he could change back to how he was but that never happened.

Keith became really fat and some say he weighed at least 500 pounds. I never mentioned his weight when we talked on the phone. According to what he wrote on the forums, Keith hated fat people and found them repulsive. So imagine how he felt about what he had become? The truth is he was ashamed of being so fat so ended up almost a hermit towards the end. Sometimes he would go to the casino and play games there. He sure wouldn't present at a gym and have people laugh at him. No way for No Worries. It is odd that he used 'No Worries' for a handle after 'Only Me' got put in time out.  No worries is an Aussie expression meaning thank you or indicating you are okay with things.

Keith ran gyms in Hawaii so knew exactly how to lose weight and get fit. He was an expert in the real sense of the word. I found it laughable that novices would give him advice about what to do re his obesity. Keith knew what to do and was motivated to do it. Every time he started a program of walking and being active he got sick or ended up in hospital. Talk about discouraging. He made vows to the forum and his family and friends that he was going to be on Oprah as a success story. He loved his children and grand children and wanted to be around to see them grow up. He was clearly motivated to do something and regain his self-respect. He loved those Danish pastries! Perhaps he loved eating more than anything. As a strongman he could eat anything he liked and stay reasonably lean and look big and mean just walking around. All that changed when he got obese and he became a recluse because he hated being fat more than anything. Sadly, that is how he finished. He kept believing he would change and he never lost hope that one day he would bench press 500 pounds and show everyone he could do it. Damn, we lost a great guy in Keith. He would do anything for his mates and always liked to have fun. He was a good businessman and had many irons in the fire. He used to promote various contests in Hawaii and he brought champions over to Honolulu to guest pose and that sort of thing. Keith had connections and friends everywhere. Even when the gym in the sky fell through in Las Vegas he managed to make money via various ventures.

When you are somewhat immobile because of excess bodyweight you tend to not do much. So Keith would be on his computer and telephone a lot. He loved posting stuff on the net and interacting with nobodies who didn't believe his achievements in the past. Yes, Keith had a lot of memories and shared many with everyone on the boards. Sometimes that can be a blessing when times are tough. Anyway, no matter what Keith wanted to do his size and weight became a huge handicap to him and he literally couldn't accept that he was this fat guy. Not Keith Jones.

Keith told me a few things about his family and like most fathers you have ups and downs relating to your kids and vice versa. It was probably not a good thing that he moved to Las Vegas when he did. That separated him from his children and grand children. He had a business venture to open a MMA facility that Keith said would be the best fitness club in Las Vegas. He had a site, plans, a web site and was ready to go when things fell apart. His backers pulled out when the global financial crisis hit and he never did open that gym. I really have no idea how he made a living but he had some businesses that he was a partner in. He told me they owned a coffee label in Hawaii on one of the islands that was doing well and they just spent thousands on a new label for his coffee. He was wheeling and dealing all the time and boasted about making money so I guess he looked after himself.

Keith didn't have much education but he used his intelligence to interact with people and had a wide range of mates and friends. He could make websites for people so you can see he was self-taught in many areas and this reflects a high intelligence. We always agreed on things when talking on the phone. He was nobody's fool and didn't suffer fools but he sure liked to tease them!
I feel a personal loss because I talked to Keith on Jan 4th and he died on the 10th. My phone record shows I called him in Hawaii so that is why he said he had spent time with his family and friends.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: RJ DRIVER on January 13, 2011, 05:51:30 PM
Keith's probably having dinner with Jesus right now and telling him about that time he met Jonesy from Police Academy.
LMAO! His good stories, humor, and hatred of goodrum will be missed.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Ursus on January 13, 2011, 05:52:50 PM
R.I.P

I feel bad for his family. Hopefully he died peacefully.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: jakew300 on January 13, 2011, 05:58:04 PM
I did not know Keith, but I enjoyed his posts and found them hilarious.  His death really makes me realize how short life can be.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2011, 05:58:41 PM
Fellow Getbiggers:

I still have yet to read all these comments due to a heavy workload here at the house, so please excuse me if I am speaking erroneously but we have all been busy these past couple of days and I took off this afternoon to have a few private moments recalling things and stuff that I have done with Keith these past few years.

I won't give all the details here in this post but Keith's daughter left early this morning to see her dad at the mortuary and ID him for the record.

I stayed home because I had already done that an hour or so after he had passed away.

So now I am sitting here waiting for Keith's daughter (Jaime) to knock on the door and tell me what will be happening in the next few weeks.

As of this moment plans are still being made but  I believe that Keith will be cremated and taken to Hawaii by Jaime and her beautiful lfamily  around the 1st of February because he left his heart there a few years back.

I also believe that we will be having a small ceremony here in Las Vegas on or around the 26th of this month before we all head west to Los Angeles (Hawthorn) for a Memorial that his brother is presently planning on the 29th of January.

If I recall right Keith went to Hawthorn High School so I am expecting a major 'celebration' due to the fact that he was loved by everyone in that part of Souther Cal. (Including the Winchell's Doughnut guy.)

I do know for a fact that Keith was loved by Mr and Mrs Mohammed Ali and I'm doing my best to contact family reps. And Sly reps too! Jaun Claude too.

If anyone can pass the word, it will be appreciated.

But does anyone know how to contact Jonsey? I'd sure appreciate it. I have no idea who he even is.

There's so much more I want to say but the family is gathering and I've got to sign off.

Thanks to all you guys and gals who have called or sent emails. I'm doing my be to respond to each of you. Just give me time.

God bless ya, Keith.

Your friend and frequent antagonist, Stunt
.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 13, 2011, 06:00:48 PM
thanks for the update Stunt. Please keep them coming
 :'( :'( :'( :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Thank, Mom!



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Master Blaster on January 13, 2011, 06:03:05 PM
I just saw this. Keith was a great guy, loved to trade insults for fun, but really had a heart of gold. Rest in peace.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Les Grossman on January 13, 2011, 06:03:24 PM
I don't think the spider was an excuse, but it sure helped a lot. I think there was the depression about not being able to do sports anymore, and then the problem of gaining weight and not being able to lose it.

Things in life are seldom mono-causal, so i think that there must have been several things at once to make a guy like him fall.

R.I.P Keith.

Read Keith's website bio - you can't help but wonder how his childhood upbringing shaped his life.

http://www.keithdjones.com/bio.html

Hopefully he has found peace.

 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 13, 2011, 06:21:45 PM
Fellow Getbiggers:

I still have yet to read all these comments due to a heavy workload here at the house, so please excuse me if I am speaking erroneously but we have all been busy these past couple of days and I took off this afternoon to have a few private moments recalling things and stuff that I have done with Keith these past few years.

I won't give all the details here in this post but Keith's daughter left early this morning to see her dad at the mortuary and ID him for the record.

I stayed home because I had already done that an hour or so after he had passed away.

So now I am sitting here waiting for Keith's daughter (Jaime) to knock on the door and tell me what will be happening in the next few weeks.

As of this moment plans are still being made but  I believe that Keith will be cremated and taken to Hawaii by Jaime and her beautiful lfamily  around the 1st of February because he left his heart there a few years back.

I also believe that we will be having a small ceremony here in Las Vegas on or around the 26th of this month before we all head west to Los Angeles (Hawthorn) for a Memorial that his brother is presently planning on the 29th of January.

If I recall right Keith went to Hawthorn High School so I am expecting a major 'celebration' due to the fact that he was loved by everyone in that part of Souther Cal. (Including the Winchell's Doughnut guy.)

I do know for a fact that Keith was loved by Mr and Mrs Mohammed Ali and I'm doing my best to contact family reps. And Sly reps too! Jaun Claude too.

If anyone can pass the word, it will be appreciated.

But does anyone know how to contact Jonsey? I'd sure appreciate it. I have no idea who he even is.

There's so much more I want to say but the family is gathering and I've got to sign off.

Thanks to all you guys and gals who have called or sent emails. I'm doing my be to respond to each of you. Just give me time.

God bless ya, Keith.

Your friend and frequent antagonist, Stunt
.

Hey stunt,

i think this is the guy (Jonesy):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Winslow


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: George Whorewell on January 13, 2011, 06:29:39 PM
That sucks. He's one of the last lifers left on this site. Won't be the same without him.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2011, 06:42:56 PM
Thank you, DK, I'll follow through.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jizzacked on January 13, 2011, 06:47:24 PM
you're a good man stunt, keith was lucky to have a friend such as yourself.. best of luck with everything.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on January 13, 2011, 06:55:12 PM
 :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alex23 on January 13, 2011, 06:56:53 PM
Just got off the phone with Nasser.. seriously...  :-[

He thought very high of Keith, they met multiple times (can be seen on Nasser's DVD 4) and would like to offer his condolences. Same for me, I met Keith a couple of years ago at a show and as a fellow bon-vivant, really enjoyed chatting with him.

KeithSpeed  :-[

While chatting with Nasser he also reminded me that being disrespectful in such a situation is extremely bad karma so please behave getbiggers.



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Princess L on January 13, 2011, 06:58:25 PM
This is the story of Keith that I posted elsewhere. It belongs here, too. Keith and I chatted on the phone a week before he died.

Keith and I got to know each other through the History and Stories board on Getbig. I had posted stories about Ray Mentzer and Keith knew Ray well so we started communicating and I used to call him from time to time to chat and see how he was going. If you had accomplished things in the Irongame Keith respected you. If you did nothing and bs all day long like Goodrum did then you got plenty of stick from Keith. His feud with Goodrum is legendary and they both stepped over the line of civility there. For some reason Keith hated gay guys that bullshitted. I guess if they were black that made things worse. I know Keith had some sour business dealings with some black bodybuilders so maybe that didn't help. He sure gave better than he got on the forums and in retrospect Keith loved the give and take on Getbig. He was an expert on the computer and could do all manner of clever things such as vile photoshops of hapless Goodrum. Most of that stuff was just fun and passing time. Keith was a strongman and well respected in the gyms he ran or trained in. The dude bench pressed over 550 pounds. I can tell you few guys in my gym ever benched more than 400 pounds and no one has done 500. He also beat John Brzenk in arm wrestling and that guy was many times world arm wrestling champion. Keith rubbed shoulders with famous people and never bullshitted about this. Of course, on Getbig guys would make fun of Keith and his associations with actors and other famous people. The truth is Keith didn't exaggerate things and has photos to back up his claims.

Keith got bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider about 10 years ago and almost lost a leg because of it. He had major surgery and his recovery never really happened. He suffered setback after setback re his health so he was never able to train consistently after that mishap. He was in chronic, acute pain for a long time and one calf swelled to 32 inches. No one here can appreciate what he went through and the impact that bite had on his health and mind. He got depressed that he couldn't train and do the things he used to do. The inactivity also contributed to his gaining weight. He loved pastries and over a few years became what doctors would call morbidly obese. Those who are not obese have no idea how difficult it is to reverse that condition. Keith always felt he could change back to how he was but that never happened.

Keith became really fat and some say he weighed at least 500 pounds. I never mentioned his weight when we talked on the phone. According to what he wrote on the forums, Keith hated fat people and found them repulsive. So imagine how he felt about what he had become? The truth is he was ashamed of being so fat so ended up almost a hermit towards the end. Sometimes he would go to the casino and play games there. He sure wouldn't present at a gym and have people laugh at him. No way for No Worries. It is odd that he used 'No Worries' for a handle after 'Only Me' got put in time out.  No worries is an Aussie expression meaning thank you or indicating you are okay with things.

Keith ran gyms in Hawaii so knew exactly how to lose weight and get fit. He was an expert in the real sense of the word. I found it laughable that novices would give him advice about what to do re his obesity. Keith knew what to do and was motivated to do it. Every time he started a program of walking and being active he got sick or ended up in hospital. Talk about discouraging. He made vows to the forum and his family and friends that he was going to be on Oprah as a success story. He loved his children and grand children and wanted to be around to see them grow up. He was clearly motivated to do something and regain his self-respect. He loved those Danish pastries! Perhaps he loved eating more than anything. As a strongman he could eat anything he liked and stay reasonably lean and look big and mean just walking around. All that changed when he got obese and he became a recluse because he hated being fat more than anything. Sadly, that is how he finished. He kept believing he would change and he never lost hope that one day he would bench press 500 pounds and show everyone he could do it. Damn, we lost a great guy in Keith. He would do anything for his mates and always liked to have fun. He was a good businessman and had many irons in the fire. He used to promote various contests in Hawaii and he brought champions over to Honolulu to guest pose and that sort of thing. Keith had connections and friends everywhere. Even when the gym in the sky fell through in Las Vegas he managed to make money via various ventures.

When you are somewhat immobile because of excess bodyweight you tend to not do much. So Keith would be on his computer and telephone a lot. He loved posting stuff on the net and interacting with nobodies who didn't believe his achievements in the past. Yes, Keith had a lot of memories and shared many with everyone on the boards. Sometimes that can be a blessing when times are tough. Anyway, no matter what Keith wanted to do his size and weight became a huge handicap to him and he literally couldn't accept that he was this fat guy. Not Keith Jones.

Keith told me a few things about his family and like most fathers you have ups and downs relating to your kids and vice versa. It was probably not a good thing that he moved to Las Vegas when he did. That separated him from his children and grand children. He had a business venture to open a MMA facility that Keith said would be the best fitness club in Las Vegas. He had a site, plans, a web site and was ready to go when things fell apart. His backers pulled out when the global financial crisis hit and he never did open that gym. I really have no idea how he made a living but he had some businesses that he was a partner in. He told me they owned a coffee label in Hawaii on one of the islands that was doing well and they just spent thousands on a new label for his coffee. He was wheeling and dealing all the time and boasted about making money so I guess he looked after himself.

Keith didn't have much education but he used his intelligence to interact with people and had a wide range of mates and friends. He could make websites for people so you can see he was self-taught in many areas and this reflects a high intelligence. We always agreed on things when talking on the phone. He was nobody's fool and didn't suffer fools but he sure liked to tease them!
I feel a personal loss because I talked to Keith on Jan 4th and he died on the 10th. My phone record shows I called him in Hawaii so that is why he said he had spent time with his family and friends.

Thanks for recapping and sharing.  I'm sure in some small way, taking the time to think and write that was somewhat cathartic.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 13, 2011, 06:59:08 PM
Some of the funniest photoshops on this site were down by Keith. Had me in stitches. The relentless abuse he gave Vince on here was comical most of the time but also pretty weird in a stocker kinda way. Surreal to hear about his passing.

May he

RIP


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2011, 07:05:58 PM
THANKS JIZZ, BUT visa versa is true as well.

This is the first evening I've had a few moments by myself to think about what's happened, but I do know that that front door will be opening with a bunch of friends behind it to celebrate Keith's life.

And I'm all for that. I think it's an Irish thing.... but Keith was Philippino he thinks.

I'll sign off by simply repeating something that Keith often said ,,,,,,

GetBig is like one big family! And when families get together arguments usually follow.  But in the end .... all are still family members and come together at certain unexpected times to celebrate one's life no matter what offenses have taken place.

I see this as one of  those "times" he often mentioned.

And I say, "Thanks!" to you brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles, nephews and nieces  no matter how you feel about another family member residing on this big blue marble.

Thanks on Keith's behalf......


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: kiwiol on January 13, 2011, 07:09:01 PM
they met multiple times (can be seen on Nasser's DVD 4)

Alex, I don't get this - are you saying Keith makes an appearance in Nasser's DVD 4?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: YngiweRhoads on January 13, 2011, 07:28:46 PM
Damn, sorry to hear about this. I always liked reading his stories on GB over the years.

PIP


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: jerseysilverback on January 13, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
RIP.  Seemed liked a real character.  He will be missed.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Princess L on January 13, 2011, 07:58:53 PM
Good song for a funeral


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AOp9c5DRzc


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: slacker on January 13, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
WHOS KEITH


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 13, 2011, 08:19:27 PM
WHOS KEITH


 ::) ::) ::)

Someone who could have beat your ass.  8)




But that could be anybody.  ;D


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: travisma on January 13, 2011, 08:23:51 PM
Hey Stunt, do we know what the cause of death was?

Travis


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: MB_722 on January 13, 2011, 08:43:44 PM
I actually told people in the real world - and nothing to do with the thongworld - about Keith today.

Anyone else tell other non-getbiggers, or did you keep it in house?

I told a few people


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2011, 08:57:20 PM
Vince B., Beautiful visualization of Keith and almost completely accurate. I'll do my best to make some minor corrections for the record.

Thank you.

Thanks you for that pretty damn accurate description of a darn good friend.

Trav, I am not aware of the cause of Keith's death due to the fact that there has not been an autopsy, nor is one planned .....  but I do intend to offer a non professional opinion regarding my untrained observations during the 7 - 8 day period before he passed away.

At this time I can accurately state that it all started with a spider bite.

Give me a bit more time and I'll go into the details.

Thanks.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 13, 2011, 09:13:19 PM
I'll take this big man...


hahah who are you littlebitch? While you were still swimming in your daddys sack i was benching 500 and seeing the world. You sound gay do you know Goodrum? While youre at school and posting about working your upper glutes im busy making money and getting litigation from Paul Hupp. Id love to talk but I have a 8:00 am tee time with Ghandi, Bea Arthur, Soupy Sales, and Fatty Arbuckle. Good thing your two dads give you internet access i love the internet i can see why you hardly post here. you'll never make it kid.

Keith did you just enter Mass 04's typing fingers... errrie.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 09:33:17 PM
Got an email from Stunt. Now I know his and Max_Rep's names. Stunt said Keith attracted a lot of interesting people. Most were successful but some were not. I wonder what it was about Keith that so many admired? I think Keith was highly intelligent and used that ability to network and get along with people. He sure didn't hesitate to put people in their place if that is what he thought they deserved.

I sure hope that Han-D-Gas device goes to a deserving person because it would be cherished by myself. Keith was a funny guy and always entertaining people. That is probably one of the reasons he attracted people to him. As Stunt says, Keith was a people magnet but not just ordinary people but usually exceptional people.

Keith was so sincere that he couldn't comprehend why others weren't like that. So he would get caught up in flame wars here on Getbig and perhaps he took comments too seriously. I told him a couple of times not to reply to everyone but he felt obliged to tell his story and make sure others got his point.

I am sure he would want us to enjoy the things he did and not fuss over him or be sentimental. I await more info from his good mate Stunt who kept an eye on Keith in the last couple of years. Boy, must he have a lot of stories about the people he met through knowing Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on January 13, 2011, 09:34:14 PM
Nice touch by Ron taking him out of timeout


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Master Blaster on January 13, 2011, 09:41:11 PM
I'll take this big man...


hahah who are you littlebitch? While you were still swimming in your daddys sack i was benching 500 and seeing the world. You sound gay do you know Goodrum? While youre at school and posting about working your upper glutes im busy making money and getting litigation from Paul Hupp. Id love to talk but I have a 8:00 am tee time with Ghandi, Bea Arthur, Soupy Sales, and Fatty Arbuckle. Good thing your two dads give you internet access i love the internet i can see why you hardly post here. you'll never make it kid.

nice man, making me kind of cry right now  ;)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Master Blaster on January 13, 2011, 09:56:00 PM
Damn man:

http://www.keithdjones.com/bio.html (http://www.keithdjones.com/bio.html)

Me and my mom were never very close.  Hearing the words “I love you” was very rare and I honestly can't remember once ever being told that by my either of them.   I’m sure they did though but I can't remember.  (this is why I tell my daughters and grandchildren "I Love You" as much as possible). I do remember whenever I was introduced to someone by my parents they would introduce my brother Les and then introduce me as "and this is our adopted child Keith".  Probably didn't mean anything, but it is something I remember.  For some reason they always said "adopted".
 
One thing I wish is that my mom and dad lived to see me grow up to be something other than their adopted son who was not as good as their "real" son but accomplished quite a few things even through bad times.  I wish they could have seen me help others and be a good person.  It would have been something I would never forget if I got them to say they were proud of me.  I heard them say that about my brother to their friends.  But, never about me.  I think if they saw some of the things I have accomplished and the number of people I helped and encouraged, they might be proud of me.  I wish I heard them say it.  Oh well.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Master Blaster on January 13, 2011, 10:00:23 PM
more:  :o

The biggest surprise was when he asked me to be in his wedding in 1996 or 97'.  I know he didn't want me there and his wife made him ask me, but I am still surprised he gave in.  He is a very well known California Highway Patrolman now.  My biggest hurt he ever did to me was when I was in the hospital after my spider bite and I called him and asked him to come see me.  I was possibly going to lose my leg and I wanted to see him.  I cried when I asked him cause I was so afraid.  He said he would try and come see me.  He never came and I have not talked to him since (1998).  He never really treated me as a brother or part of the family so I guess I should have expected it.

When both my parents were gone I did try to find out who were my real parents.  I came close when I found the attorney who handled the adoption.  But, he said all the records he had were destroyed in a flood that happened in Beverly Hills way back so he couldn't help me.  After that I gave up.


Title: R.I.P. Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 10:23:42 PM
Keith died on Jan 10, 2011 but his legacy will live on in the minds of those who frequented this forum for the last several years. I think he would like that people remember him for his wacky sense of humour and the funny things he did both in real life and on Getbig.

Here is a story from the History forum that is the funniest story I have come across anywhere. How can you not like a guy who pulled this off!



     A very funny story I told on the History Board
« on: May 11, 2006, 01:19:44 AM » Quote  

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I had someone ask me to put up some stories on this board.  I can only put them here if it has a bodybuilder involved.  So I have this one.  It is very funny.  I just read it again and relived it.  What a night this was.  Anyone on here who knows Pete (Gymkowski) can picture this night.


I got one that if I write it right will put you in the moment and you will experience it in it's full impact, cause these stories are by far the funniest things I've have ever done.  There are numerous ones but I will weed out ones that don't include at least someone in bodybuilding (even though most include the same person).  I will classify these stories simply as "The Air Around You" series.  So if you see this at the beginning of my post, you know it is another addition to "The Air Around You" series.  

First, imagine being in a semi-fancy (meaning they have cloth napkins) restaurant with low lights, tables and booths and it is around 6pm (peak dinner time).  We are near Disneyland.  Second you are with Pete G (my gratuitous BB) and his childhood friend J. Manchioni who is one crazy dude and loud.  We are pulling up to the valet (another fancy sign) at the restaurant in Pete’s nice white Rolls Royce.  Valet opens the door and Pete as always hand him a $50 bill to make sure the car is in the front.  No one I have ever met tips like Pete G.

Pete and J. both know the owner and Manager of this fancy restaurant (once again evident by having some guy sitting in the restroom to sell you stuff he picked up at the local dollar store).  We are seated in a booth (with red table cloth).  The place is easily more than half full about 30 people.  The owner comes over says hi to Pete and J. and they introduce me.  As you know Pete is very friendly and can be pretty loud at times and J. is twice as loud.

Okay I am going to lead up to the story now.  In 1986 I did a movie called Dangerous Curves with Leslie Nielson.  I was his bodyguard in the movie (Mandrake).  As we (the other actors) were working with Leslie we noticed he had a gas problem.  If you have ever seen him on TV in an interview you will know what I mean.  Anyway we didn't say anything cause he is a big star and can do anything he wants.  But I notice he has something in his hand.  I ask him and he shows me this little rubber thing called Han-D-Gas.  This product (that should win the Nobel Peace Prize or Pulitzer) is so inventive and bitchin I had to have one.  So Leslie gave me one.  And for almost ten years and many new Han-D-Gas's later I was the "Fart King"  There wasn't a place I didn't use this ultimate crowd pleaser.  The neatest thing about this is that it is small enough to hide in your hand and the more you practiced the better you got and the more variable farts you can emit.  If you want to be the life of any party in any situation, I swear to god this thing will do that for you.  I promise!!!  Well this was staple in mine and Pete's social status.  It broke the ice in any situation for us.

Now back to our dinner.  The owner brings Pete a bottle of wine.  We start talking and I have to pull out my Han-D-Gas cause it is in my pocket and I don’t want to damage it.  The owner asks me what it is.  Well Pete starts going off on some stories about the little machine.  During this time J. is calling a girl he knew that lives in the area to invite her to dinner.  According to J. she is a little hottie that likes to party.  Well after the short stories and J. is now off the phone, I see the owner is very loose and has a great sense of humor.  So the owner wanted me to demonstrate just how much fun it can be and tells me to go fart on some of his friends at another table.  Now, remember this is a pretty fancy restaurant (you could tell because you could actually hear some people whispering).  So I get up and stick my hand in my pocket and proceed to walk towards the back passing by the table with his friends.  With my hand in my pocket it not only hides it, it also muffles it and it sounds even more real.  To make it even more realistic, I stop right in front of the victim’s table and I ask one of the waiters where the restroom was as he pointed in the direction I was heading.  Believe me most everyone heard me ask.  So, as I turn by the table I let out a really nice gurgling loud fart.  I turn to the table and say I'm am sorry and proceed to the restroom, like it was nothing big.  I about collapsed as soon as I got in there because you should have seen these people's faces.  These were definitely a group of high-brow people and to have someone fart out loud is unheard of and the fact it was a stranger was even worse.  I swear to god I was dying in the restroom and that is when I met the nice old man in the restroom.  I showed him what I did and he almost had a heart attack.  Doing this in a crowed restroom in another hilarious story I will tell later.  Any…

So I am in the restroom for about 2 minutes.  I come out and the whole restaurant was laughing.  The owner had gone over to tell his friends what I had so I had to show everyone in the restaurant I wasn't some low life guy who farted on strangers.  (little did they know).  So now I have the restaurant in my hands.  I swear to god I was going table to table because everyone wanted to see what it was.  Everyone wanted to see the thing and allot of them actually wrote down the address (which is on it) so they could get their own.  Sorry if this is boring but I had to lead up to the real story.

So, now comes the funniest thing ever.  J. tells me about the girl who is coming to meet us and that he wants me to fart on her cause she is really pretty but even dumber.  So I say okay.  So I am thinking and I come up with a great idea.  The booth next to us was empty now.  I get up and sit there.  I tell the waiter to bring me a bunch of empty shot glasses and a glass of coke and a couple glasses of beer and basket of bread.  So he brings all this stuff and everyone in the restaurant was watching me be a set designer.  Well in about 2 minutes my table was looking like a tornado hit it.  I had all these empty shot glasses spilled beer, broken pieces of bread the table was a mess.  

J. gets up to stand at the door to tell me when she is coming in.  Now, we didn't go over anything.  I was going to "wing" this skit on the fly.  So Pete and J. would have to play off me.  So I get another idea.  J. tells me she just pulled up.  I get up and run to the restroom (yes at one time I could run).  I go in there and splash water all over me and open my shirt a little and just really mess myself up (so I looked like I have been drinking (allot).  SO about 2 minutes later I exit the restroom.  Now you have to imagine, the whole restaurant and all the employees are onto this little prank.  Almost like Punk'd.  I come out holding one of the glasses of beer walking like a drunk and talking under my breath cussing.  As I get closer to the booth I look up and I see the girl looking at me and saying something to J. and Pete.  As I get closer I hear her say "oh my god what happened to him.  J. says look at all he's had to drink if he wasn't such a big mother-fucker he'd be passed out by now.  I see her look at the table all messed up with what looked like a whole lotta of alcohol.

Well before all this started I asked the waiter to get me a bowl of chili.  No one knew what it was there for including Pete or the others.  I place it on the seat next to me. They may have seen it but didn’t know what it was for.   So as I am sitting there, I hear the girl asking J. and Pete what happened.  In a loud voice J. says “his wife left him”.  She says “oh my god” (which for some reason was her favorite saying that night). Then Pete is awesome and says “yea she left him for his dad”.  I swear to god I was looking with a blank stare at them and Pete started to bust up.  He barely got that line out.  I look at them and just say ”what a fucking bitch and slut” like a drunk guy.  I then yell at the waiter to bring me a shot of Tequilla.  So about 30 seconds later the waiter comes with a small water glass filled to top so high he had to walk really slow or spill it.  This waiter was awesome cause he thought of doing that all himself.  He placed it on the table.  I took it and swallowed the whole thing in one gulp and of course had to have some dribble down my shirt.  Now, right when I did that I was thinking I hope the guy doesn’t really give me tequila.  But he was smart it was apple juice and water.  Well the girl went crazy all over Pete and J.  She says “Oh my god!  Pete says yea he’s such a pussy he lets his dad take his wife.  J. says ‘yea I would have killed my dad and fucked his wife to get back at him….in front of him.”  These two guys were going full blast.  So then I look around the room and just about every patron had their head in their hands or the napkin covering their face.  In fact I had my hand in my facxe numerous times so I could hide my smile.  And the really funny part is the owner had the front door open half way (he told us later so nobody came in during this) but he was halfway in and halfway out laughing so hard he had his head completely outside and his legs inside.  You had to be there.  So I am started to lose it.

So I have my fart machine.  I start to fart uncontrollably.  The girl says to the guys “how sick”.  J. all of a sudden says “dude you better check your pants”  So I reach behind me (it looks that way) so my arm is way up so everyone see it and it looks like I am sticking my hands down the back of my pants.  Then I bring it up and sniff my fingers.  Now by then Pete is almost crying and in fact the owner was no where to be found.  I say “there’s nothing back there”.  She brabs Pete and now has her head in his lap.  So now she can’t really see me so I have to get louder.  So I start to fart more  And one time I licked my hand that I am using to use the machine.  It makes the fart sound wetter.  So I did that and everyone could hear it.  And again, J. says “dude you just shit you pants”  So, now she looks up at me almost ready to puke.  I take my hand and do the same motion as before but I actually put just the tips of my fingers in the chili.  When I bring it up it appears I have a little shit on them.  I again sniff them  Now Pete is actually holding his entire face in his hands peeking through his fingers.  The girl looks at them and very casually I take one of the napkins and clean them off and just throw the napkin over on Pete’s table.  J. goes ballistic and pushes it off the table really quick telling me how sick I am.  He says’ dude you need to go wipe your ass”. The girl is also just peeking out of her hands and her head was shaking allot.  I say in a very drunk manner, “Shut the f**k up I don’t need to wipe my ass.”  Now I swear to god my eyes were watering so bad it looked like I was crying because I was holding in my laughing so hard.  All the other people were literally slapping each other.  So, one more time after I said I didn’t need to go wipe my ass “I reached back but this time grabbed a little more chili.  When I brought it up it looked so much like shit.  I could see her holding both Pete and J. so hard.  I sniff it again and then I licked my fingers.  She started to throw-up on J., but he pushed her over on Pete and jumped out of the table.  I could no longer hold it and everyone was laughing so hard.  I got up and we told her it was all a joke.  Her whole face running covered in black from her mascara.  The funniest thing was the owner came in balling with three other people who were all watching this happening through the window.  I swear to god this was the funniest night I ever had.  And as dumb or unbelievable this sounds ask Pete G. J. or even Kevin knows about it I think.  But I have allot of these but now so elaborate.  If you like this one I will tell more.  But only the ones that involve a bodybuilder.

The pic is of me and Leslie on the set on Dangerous Curves filmed in Mission Bay, CA  


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 13, 2011, 10:49:53 PM
As a tribute to Keith, I invite others to post their favourite posts, photos, and stories from Keith. I dare say his photoshop creations would be fitting here as well. Keith was a big man with one heck of a sense of humour. This is a thread he would find funny, too.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: blinky on January 13, 2011, 11:11:28 PM
wow

i had to read the thread title like 3 times to make sure i was seeing it right. VERY sad.

ever since my dad passed away a few years back, i always choke up when i hear of someone i "know" passing. Especially a parent. He's in a better place now.

him and his family and frfiends will be in my prayers tonight

RIP big man  :'(


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Fallsview on January 13, 2011, 11:31:08 PM
Good job Mr. Basile.





STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: gh15 on January 14, 2011, 12:04:12 AM
wow

i had to read the thread title like 3 times to make sure i was seeing it right. VERY sad.

ever since my dad passed away a few years back, i always choke up when i hear of someone i "know" passing. Especially a parent. He's in a better place now.

him and his family and frfiends will be in my prayers tonight

RIP big man  :'(


you live once my friend,,that why i say live it to fullest ,,you want to do steroid you do steroid ,,do other hormmons do other hormones,,live with never thinking what if,,what if i took this what if i took that,,TAKE IT see how far you go in bodybuilding,, at the end of the day we all end in the same place which is 6 feet under,,you need to do whatever you can to make an impact,,this man did a big impact,, bgi splash,,i argue with him many times,,i alays listened to him but argued with him on things he did not know yet also backed him up with regarding to david palumbo and other scambags,,

notice when i came to getbig i always respected keith jones,,even when he went nuts on me many times,,i still kept it under respect because he had experience in life and in the cult ,,forget about hormones ,,im talking the cult as in human relashionship,,

he was very important figure on getbig,,very important,,

to the one who said i predict future,, i really wish i did not,, i tried very hard to let him understand im not trying to own him on getbig but more try to help him live life,, i wanted him to live life till old age,,GH15 TRULY DID,, i kept nagging about it over and over every lost of our postings ,,you can see them and you know them,, i kept saying to him that he need to be back in gym and more important the diet ,,i always said it for last 3-4 years,,

it dont matter now ,, now hes in better place than this piece of shit hell called 2011 world,, 

the best go first my friends ,,i learned it at young age,, the best go first

hell be missed

gh15 approved




Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: johnny1 on January 14, 2011, 12:24:06 AM
Good respectful post GH and your exactly right YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...if you going do something...DO IT.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 12:29:12 AM
Those who are attracted to bodybuilding forums often want to find a way to get bigger muscles. I know that Ray Mentzer had issues about his dad favouring Mike and not him. Keith writes about how he was considered adopted and you can imagine in young Keith how that would have stung. Being compared to a sibling like he was would have hurt him deeply. Perhaps that is why he ended up lifting weights. Sub-consciously he figured if he got big enough and strong enough then no one could ignor him. That is a powerful motivation to many of us who because of feeling rejected when young we try forever to 'show them'. The sad thing is that many achieve plenty but still don't get the deep satisfaction they need to feel complete. I respect Keith for opening up and telling his story. It is an inspirational story where he aspired to achieve things in various fields. When obstacles presented in one area he would seek competence elsewhere. Often he was encouraged by people who saw his ability and that is part of his story.

Had he not been bitten by that spider and virtually cripped afterwards who knows what he might have done? Perhaps he would have been so busy he wouldn't have had time to surf the net and tell his stories. While people are alive who remember those stories a part of Keith will be in us and I suppose that is a kind of immortality that would please him.

I don't want to sugarcoat who he was because he could be mean to some people for some reason. The internet can bring out both the best and worst in many of us. He sure became an internet warrior and perhaps the epitome of a resident Getbigger. He spared no one and took no prisoners! That was our Keith, even on the net he was flamboyant and perhaps a bit reckless. You sure got what you deserved from him and you deserved what you got.  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: KevinP85 on January 14, 2011, 01:16:11 AM
WOW!!! Can't believe this!! My condolences go out to Keith, I have exchanged PM's with him in the past and been on this site long enough to hear a lot of his stories. Great guy, and loved how he always responded when someone ridiculed someone famous/successful by saying, " something like what have you done with your life?? This person is living the dream, has more money, 10X more successful than you ever will be, and here you are ripping on them??" Hahahaha that was always funny!!!

As for Stunt, I've spoken with you on the phone and I didn't know you knew Keith so well, guess everybody in some way does, lol. Glad you had the opportunity to be one of his close friends because in reality, close friends are HARD to come by!! I can honestly I have only a few I can trust, the others are merely just hang out buddies, and sadly, that's it! :-\


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: myt1 on January 14, 2011, 01:17:38 AM

you live once my friend,,that why i say live it to fullest ,,you want to do steroid you do steroid ,,do other hormmons do other hormones,,live with never thinking what if,,what if i took this what if i took that,,TAKE IT see how far you go in bodybuilding,, at the end of the day we all end in the same place which is 6 feet under,,you need to do whatever you can to make an impact,,this man did a big impact,, bgi splash,,i argue with him many times,,i alays listened to him but argued with him on things he did not know yet also backed him up with regarding to david palumbo and other scambags,,

notice when i came to getbig i always respected keith jones,,even when he went nuts on me many times,,i still kept it under respect because he had experience in life and in the cult ,,forget about hormones ,,im talking the cult as in human relashionship,,

he was very important figure on getbig,,very important,,

to the one who said i predict future,, i really wish i did not,, i tried very hard to let him understand im not trying to own him on getbig but more try to help him live life,, i wanted him to live life till old age,,GH15 TRULY DID,, i kept nagging about it over and over every lost of our postings ,,you can see them and you know them,, i kept saying to him that he need to be back in gym and more important the diet ,,i always said it for last 3-4 years,,

it dont matter now ,, now hes in better place than this piece of shit hell called 2011 world,, 

the best go first my friends ,,i learned it at young age,, the best go first

hell be missed

gh15 approved





Would you please shut the fuck up with your babbling bullshit.  Noone gives a fuck in this thread.....A good person, who contributed 100x more than you ever will to this board is gone.  Show respect, offer condolences, and shut your fucking mouth idiot.

May Goodrum ass rape you with no condom


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: luvvsuNOT on January 14, 2011, 02:01:26 AM
actually, no one give a fuck what you think. people hang on gh15's evry word. nothing was wrong with his post. very respectful considering how keith always attacked him.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: gh15 on January 14, 2011, 02:26:49 AM

Would you please shut the fuck up with your babbling bullshit.  Noone gives a fuck in this thread.....A good person, who contributed 100x more than you ever will to this board is gone.  Show respect, offer condolences, and shut your fucking mouth idiot.

May Goodrum ass rape you with no condom

out of respect to the dead i will show you grace,,but NO ONE EVER contributd more than gh15 to any baord in history of internet like gh15 has contributed to getbig,,the infromation i put here on this board will take someone from diapers into apro card,, you should read it sometime,,i changed the history of bodybulding ,, this is part of the reason keith and gh15 argue,,i brought into light what the old generation saw as hush hush...kinda you dont need to know until you get there attitude,,gh15 opened everything up,,went into war of the worlds with many ,,risked and still risking its life ,,and made a new generation of bodybulders learn everything much faster,,


so yes,,keith was huge in terms of importance to getbig board especialy history related and stories,,but the moment you finish reading the gh15 bible you stay speechless,, and thats why theimpact of gh15 was so big,,

neverthe less this is a sad day to getbig because he was very important on this board,,gh15 is aware of it,,

rest in peace

gh15 approved


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 02:45:09 AM
I didn't find what gh15 posted in this thread offensive in the slightest. He was one of several people here who warned Keith of what might happen. I doubt anyone here was more aware of that than Keith. That is why I never mentioned his size and weight either on line or in chats. When people die I don't believe they go anywhere so I don't subscribe to the notion of people resting in peace. If people have something to say about Keith then this is the thread to do it in. He has gone so can't be offended any more whatsoever.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Wiggs on January 14, 2011, 02:48:09 AM
Fellow Getbiggers:

I still have yet to read all these comments due to a heavy workload here at the house, so please excuse me if I am speaking erroneously but we have all been busy these past couple of days and I took off this afternoon to have a few private moments recalling things and stuff that I have done with Keith these past few years.

I won't give all the details here in this post but Keith's daughter left early this morning to see her dad at the mortuary and ID him for the record.

I stayed home because I had already done that an hour or so after he had passed away.

So now I am sitting here waiting for Keith's daughter (Jaime) to knock on the door and tell me what will be happening in the next few weeks.

As of this moment plans are still being made but  I believe that Keith will be cremated and taken to Hawaii by Jaime and her beautiful lfamily  around the 1st of February because he left his heart there a few years back.

I also believe that we will be having a small ceremony here in Las Vegas on or around the 26th of this month before we all head west to Los Angeles (Hawthorn) for a Memorial that his brother is presently planning on the 29th of January.

If I recall right Keith went to Hawthorn High School so I am expecting a major 'celebration' due to the fact that he was loved by everyone in that part of Souther Cal. (Including the Winchell's Doughnut guy.)

I do know for a fact that Keith was loved by Mr and Mrs Mohammed Ali and I'm doing my best to contact family reps. And Sly reps too! Jaun Claude too.

If anyone can pass the word, it will be appreciated.

But does anyone know how to contact Jonsey? I'd sure appreciate it. I have no idea who he even is.

There's so much more I want to say but the family is gathering and I've got to sign off.

Thanks to all you guys and gals who have called or sent emails. I'm doing my be to respond to each of you. Just give me time.

God bless ya, Keith.

Your friend and frequent antagonist, Stunt
.

Stunt, please PM me the information for the ceremony here in Vegas if it is open...I'd like to attend.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: outby43 on January 14, 2011, 02:52:53 AM
Stunt, please PM me the information for the ceremony here in Vegas if it is open...I'd like to attend.

Not sure if it's in bad taste but it would be cool if someone recorded the services.  Not Keith's body or anything like that but just the turnout and the kind words that people will have for him.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Tapeworm on January 14, 2011, 03:03:08 AM
I didnt know the guy, but i know that he actually ridiculed me one time for a very innocent post i had made, and i really hardly ever make posts, so its not like i was one of the many who constantly talk shit here on the board. i mostly lurk and will post if its a worthwhile subject that i feel i can contribute to. So now that hes dead hes an angel??? When he was alive he was an ASSHOLE!!
-

Owning minds from beyond the grave!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on January 14, 2011, 03:16:08 AM
rip kleith


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 03:18:13 AM
seriously though, is there some way getbig can put together for some floral tribute (don't know the proper name) with something written on it?

I think we can trust stunt with the money and maybe also agree on an amount, and everything that is in excess of the amount needed could be spend for a good cause in Keith's name.

Maybe something for the medical treatment of spider bite victims.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: travisma on January 14, 2011, 03:18:55 AM
I had the pleasure of meeting and hanging out with Keith in Vegas. While our business venture ended badly I will be the first to say that he was still a great guy personally.

He had many stories that I re-tell to my friends at all occasions.

He will be missed greatly by those whom knew him personally or had some time to get to know him.

Travis


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: JasonH on January 14, 2011, 03:24:16 AM
I would consider some of Keith's meltdowns and putdowns as some of his best contributions on here - they were funny as fuck!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: phyxsius on January 14, 2011, 03:29:14 AM
i didn't know he died   :-X


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Schmoe Buster on January 14, 2011, 03:30:41 AM
seriously though, is there some way getbig can put together for some floral tribute (don't know the proper name) with something written on it?

I think we can trust stunt with the money and maybe also agree on an amount, and everything that is in excess of the amount needed could be spend for a good cause in Keith's name.

Maybe something for the medical treatment of spider bite victims.

X2, A Getbig wreath for his funeral would be nice, im sure we would all chip in some cash to make it happen


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Schmoe Buster on January 14, 2011, 03:32:18 AM
I would consider some of Keith's meltdowns and putdowns as some of his best contributions on here - they were funny as fuck!

Yes, Keith was a great laugh in every way :D


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Nordic Beast on January 14, 2011, 03:43:16 AM
RIP big man

a true Getbig legend

the lore of his infamous spiderbite will live on


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 03:45:15 AM
I didn't know he passed.  Man that is fucking fucked up... :'(  RIP Keith... 


fuck... :(


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 03:48:50 AM
I didn't know he passed.  Man that is fucking fucked up... :'(  RIP Keith... 


fuck... :(

Check out the sticky:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=362253.0


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 03:58:21 AM
Check out the sticky:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=362253.0
yea I found it.  I started looking as soon as I saw this.  this kinda busts me up man.  not cool...  I don't care if some mock me for it but this is really sad shit.  He was a good fella :'( 



Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 14, 2011, 04:11:01 AM
Keith died on Jan 10, 2011 but his legacy will live on in the minds of those who frequented this forum for the last several years. I think he would like that people remember him for his wacky sense of humour and the funny things he did both in real life and on Getbig.

Here is a story from the History forum that is the funniest story I have come across anywhere. How can you not like a guy who pulled this off!



     A very funny story I told on the History Board
« on: May 11, 2006, 01:19:44 AM » Quote  

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I had someone ask me to put up some stories on this board.  I can only put them here if it has a bodybuilder involved.  So I have this one.  It is very funny.  I just read it again and relived it.  What a night this was.  Anyone on here who knows Pete (Gymkowski) can picture this night.


I got one that if I write it right will put you in the moment and you will experience it in it's full impact, cause these stories are by far the funniest things I've have ever done.  There are numerous ones but I will weed out ones that don't include at least someone in bodybuilding (even though most include the same person).  I will classify these stories simply as "The Air Around You" series.  So if you see this at the beginning of my post, you know it is another addition to "The Air Around You" series.  

First, imagine being in a semi-fancy (meaning they have cloth napkins) restaurant with low lights, tables and booths and it is around 6pm (peak dinner time).  We are near Disneyland.  Second you are with Pete G (my gratuitous BB) and his childhood friend J. Manchioni who is one crazy dude and loud.  We are pulling up to the valet (another fancy sign) at the restaurant in Pete’s nice white Rolls Royce.  Valet opens the door and Pete as always hand him a $50 bill to make sure the car is in the front.  No one I have ever met tips like Pete G.

Pete and J. both know the owner and Manager of this fancy restaurant (once again evident by having some guy sitting in the restroom to sell you stuff he picked up at the local dollar store).  We are seated in a booth (with red table cloth).  The place is easily more than half full about 30 people.  The owner comes over says hi to Pete and J. and they introduce me.  As you know Pete is very friendly and can be pretty loud at times and J. is twice as loud.

Okay I am going to lead up to the story now.  In 1986 I did a movie called Dangerous Curves with Leslie Nielson.  I was his bodyguard in the movie (Mandrake).  As we (the other actors) were working with Leslie we noticed he had a gas problem.  If you have ever seen him on TV in an interview you will know what I mean.  Anyway we didn't say anything cause he is a big star and can do anything he wants.  But I notice he has something in his hand.  I ask him and he shows me this little rubber thing called Han-D-Gas.  This product (that should win the Nobel Peace Prize or Pulitzer) is so inventive and bitchin I had to have one.  So Leslie gave me one.  And for almost ten years and many new Han-D-Gas's later I was the "Fart King"  There wasn't a place I didn't use this ultimate crowd pleaser.  The neatest thing about this is that it is small enough to hide in your hand and the more you practiced the better you got and the more variable farts you can emit.  If you want to be the life of any party in any situation, I swear to god this thing will do that for you.  I promise!!!  Well this was staple in mine and Pete's social status.  It broke the ice in any situation for us.

Now back to our dinner.  The owner brings Pete a bottle of wine.  We start talking and I have to pull out my Han-D-Gas cause it is in my pocket and I don’t want to damage it.  The owner asks me what it is.  Well Pete starts going off on some stories about the little machine.  During this time J. is calling a girl he knew that lives in the area to invite her to dinner.  According to J. she is a little hottie that likes to party.  Well after the short stories and J. is now off the phone, I see the owner is very loose and has a great sense of humor.  So the owner wanted me to demonstrate just how much fun it can be and tells me to go fart on some of his friends at another table.  Now, remember this is a pretty fancy restaurant (you could tell because you could actually hear some people whispering).  So I get up and stick my hand in my pocket and proceed to walk towards the back passing by the table with his friends.  With my hand in my pocket it not only hides it, it also muffles it and it sounds even more real.  To make it even more realistic, I stop right in front of the victim’s table and I ask one of the waiters where the restroom was as he pointed in the direction I was heading.  Believe me most everyone heard me ask.  So, as I turn by the table I let out a really nice gurgling loud fart.  I turn to the table and say I'm am sorry and proceed to the restroom, like it was nothing big.  I about collapsed as soon as I got in there because you should have seen these people's faces.  These were definitely a group of high-brow people and to have someone fart out loud is unheard of and the fact it was a stranger was even worse.  I swear to god I was dying in the restroom and that is when I met the nice old man in the restroom.  I showed him what I did and he almost had a heart attack.  Doing this in a crowed restroom in another hilarious story I will tell later.  Any…

So I am in the restroom for about 2 minutes.  I come out and the whole restaurant was laughing.  The owner had gone over to tell his friends what I had so I had to show everyone in the restaurant I wasn't some low life guy who farted on strangers.  (little did they know).  So now I have the restaurant in my hands.  I swear to god I was going table to table because everyone wanted to see what it was.  Everyone wanted to see the thing and allot of them actually wrote down the address (which is on it) so they could get their own.  Sorry if this is boring but I had to lead up to the real story.

So, now comes the funniest thing ever.  J. tells me about the girl who is coming to meet us and that he wants me to fart on her cause she is really pretty but even dumber.  So I say okay.  So I am thinking and I come up with a great idea.  The booth next to us was empty now.  I get up and sit there.  I tell the waiter to bring me a bunch of empty shot glasses and a glass of coke and a couple glasses of beer and basket of bread.  So he brings all this stuff and everyone in the restaurant was watching me be a set designer.  Well in about 2 minutes my table was looking like a tornado hit it.  I had all these empty shot glasses spilled beer, broken pieces of bread the table was a mess.  

J. gets up to stand at the door to tell me when she is coming in.  Now, we didn't go over anything.  I was going to "wing" this skit on the fly.  So Pete and J. would have to play off me.  So I get another idea.  J. tells me she just pulled up.  I get up and run to the restroom (yes at one time I could run).  I go in there and splash water all over me and open my shirt a little and just really mess myself up (so I looked like I have been drinking (allot).  SO about 2 minutes later I exit the restroom.  Now you have to imagine, the whole restaurant and all the employees are onto this little prank.  Almost like Punk'd.  I come out holding one of the glasses of beer walking like a drunk and talking under my breath cussing.  As I get closer to the booth I look up and I see the girl looking at me and saying something to J. and Pete.  As I get closer I hear her say "oh my god what happened to him.  J. says look at all he's had to drink if he wasn't such a big mother-fucker he'd be passed out by now.  I see her look at the table all messed up with what looked like a whole lotta of alcohol.

Well before all this started I asked the waiter to get me a bowl of chili.  No one knew what it was there for including Pete or the others.  I place it on the seat next to me. They may have seen it but didn’t know what it was for.   So as I am sitting there, I hear the girl asking J. and Pete what happened.  In a loud voice J. says “his wife left him”.  She says “oh my god” (which for some reason was her favorite saying that night). Then Pete is awesome and says “yea she left him for his dad”.  I swear to god I was looking with a blank stare at them and Pete started to bust up.  He barely got that line out.  I look at them and just say ”what a fucking bitch and slut” like a drunk guy.  I then yell at the waiter to bring me a shot of Tequilla.  So about 30 seconds later the waiter comes with a small water glass filled to top so high he had to walk really slow or spill it.  This waiter was awesome cause he thought of doing that all himself.  He placed it on the table.  I took it and swallowed the whole thing in one gulp and of course had to have some dribble down my shirt.  Now, right when I did that I was thinking I hope the guy doesn’t really give me tequila.  But he was smart it was apple juice and water.  Well the girl went crazy all over Pete and J.  She says “Oh my god!  Pete says yea he’s such a pussy he lets his dad take his wife.  J. says ‘yea I would have killed my dad and fucked his wife to get back at him….in front of him.”  These two guys were going full blast.  So then I look around the room and just about every patron had their head in their hands or the napkin covering their face.  In fact I had my hand in my facxe numerous times so I could hide my smile.  And the really funny part is the owner had the front door open half way (he told us later so nobody came in during this) but he was halfway in and halfway out laughing so hard he had his head completely outside and his legs inside.  You had to be there.  So I am started to lose it.

So I have my fart machine.  I start to fart uncontrollably.  The girl says to the guys “how sick”.  J. all of a sudden says “dude you better check your pants”  So I reach behind me (it looks that way) so my arm is way up so everyone see it and it looks like I am sticking my hands down the back of my pants.  Then I bring it up and sniff my fingers.  Now by then Pete is almost crying and in fact the owner was no where to be found.  I say “there’s nothing back there”.  She brabs Pete and now has her head in his lap.  So now she can’t really see me so I have to get louder.  So I start to fart more  And one time I licked my hand that I am using to use the machine.  It makes the fart sound wetter.  So I did that and everyone could hear it.  And again, J. says “dude you just shit you pants”  So, now she looks up at me almost ready to puke.  I take my hand and do the same motion as before but I actually put just the tips of my fingers in the chili.  When I bring it up it appears I have a little shit on them.  I again sniff them  Now Pete is actually holding his entire face in his hands peeking through his fingers.  The girl looks at them and very casually I take one of the napkins and clean them off and just throw the napkin over on Pete’s table.  J. goes ballistic and pushes it off the table really quick telling me how sick I am.  He says’ dude you need to go wipe your ass”. The girl is also just peeking out of her hands and her head was shaking allot.  I say in a very drunk manner, “Shut the f**k up I don’t need to wipe my ass.”  Now I swear to god my eyes were watering so bad it looked like I was crying because I was holding in my laughing so hard.  All the other people were literally slapping each other.  So, one more time after I said I didn’t need to go wipe my ass “I reached back but this time grabbed a little more chili.  When I brought it up it looked so much like shit.  I could see her holding both Pete and J. so hard.  I sniff it again and then I licked my fingers.  She started to throw-up on J., but he pushed her over on Pete and jumped out of the table.  I could no longer hold it and everyone was laughing so hard.  I got up and we told her it was all a joke.  Her whole face running covered in black from her mascara.  The funniest thing was the owner came in balling with three other people who were all watching this happening through the window.  I swear to god this was the funniest night I ever had.  And as dumb or unbelievable this sounds ask Pete G. J. or even Kevin knows about it I think.  But I have allot of these but now so elaborate.  If you like this one I will tell more.  But only the ones that involve a bodybuilder.

The pic is of me and Leslie on the set on Dangerous Curves filmed in Mission Bay, CA  


There is already a thread for Keith, we don't need another one.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 04:29:21 AM

There is already a thread for Keith, we don't need another one.

Fuck off, Goodrum.

If we want 10000 threads on Keith, we will start them.

You're the last person to speak up on this.



Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 14, 2011, 04:30:38 AM
 ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Schmoe Buster on January 14, 2011, 04:31:10 AM
Fuck off, Goodrum.

If we want 10000 threads on Keith, we will start them.

You're the last person to speak up on this.



X2, fuck off sub human black vince, you piece of nothing happening shit ::)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 14, 2011, 04:39:13 AM
PIP stud.

We as a collective would give him a ribbing here, but he'd dish right back out.  Sad day.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 14, 2011, 04:42:21 AM
Fuck off, Goodrum.

If we want 10000 threads on Keith, we will start them.

You're the last person to speak up on this.




There is already a huge sticky thread so I don't see any point in creating multiple threads or bumping this old threads or postings.  ...... ::)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 04:44:46 AM

There is already a huge sticky thread so I don't see any point in creating multiple threads or bumping this old threads or postings.  ...... ::)

I don't want to repeat myself, but fuck off.


If Vince Basile feels that he wants to honor Keith by starting a thread about his best posts, he can do so.


YOU're in no position to tell anyone not to, especially not you.

Now fuck off, you scumbag.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Schmoe Buster on January 14, 2011, 04:46:19 AM

There is already a huge sticky thread so I don't see any point in creating multiple threads or bumping this old threads or postings.  ...... ::)

you are just jealous that nobody would ever start a thread about you unless they are ripping the piss out of you, in memory of Keith we are all going to troll you and give you the shit you deserve ::)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: kiwiol on January 14, 2011, 04:50:28 AM
Onlyme is gone, but his spirit will always remain with us in Getbig. And to make sure of that, mass04 and I just signed an exclusive 7 figure, 5 year contract with Ron to channel his posts on select special occasions. We're also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Here are some of his chops that are very funny

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=114193;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=154495;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=178603.0;attach=208104;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=287612;image)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 14, 2011, 04:52:27 AM
PIP.

Ron, please ban Goodrum's fat ass.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: TrueGrit on January 14, 2011, 04:54:38 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362427.0;attach=397688;image)

I honestly had to do a quick double take on this one to check it was a fake. .


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: JasonH on January 14, 2011, 04:58:19 AM
LOL!  ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: JP_RC on January 14, 2011, 05:06:24 AM
Onlyme is gone, but his spirit will always remain with us in Getbig. And to make sure of that, mass04 and I just signed an exclusive 7 figure, 5 year contract with Ron to channel his posts on select special occasions. We're also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Here are some of his chops that are very funny

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=114193;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=154495;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=178603.0;attach=208104;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=287612;image)

 ;D good ones.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:11:04 AM
I didn't want to bag Goodrum but the dude is such a dickhead that he deserves it out of respect for Keith. Let us all have a laugh with and for Keith.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: newmom on January 14, 2011, 05:12:25 AM

There is already a thread for Keith, we don't need another one.

Very low class Vince. We get it, you  didn't care for him. MOST here enjoyed his posts and some of us truely are saddend. Please spew your crap elsewhere


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: kiwiol on January 14, 2011, 05:13:01 AM
I didn't want to bag Goodrum

True, you probably want to teabag him instead ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 05:17:28 AM
I didn't want to bag Goodrum but the dude is such a dickhead that he deserves it out of respect for Keith. Let us all have a laugh with and for Keith.

Totally agree, i think Keith would like it if we honor him by pissing of that idiot Goodrum a bit.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 14, 2011, 05:18:24 AM
I think Keith would love this.  I remember when we were all doing those animated videos and I did one for him.  the funny part was that for his speaking part all I did was cut and paste directly from his posts.....he took it really well.  Somebody might be able to dig it up.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:26:49 AM
You know, I used to bag Goodrum but it never helped and he came back for more and retaliated in nasty ways. His lowest act was to play the gay card on me suggesting I was stalking him. He said the same thing about Keith. No way Keith or I are in the slightest interested in blokes. So Goodrum deserves what he gets.

Keith was the one who exposed Goodrum as being gay. He found him and his partner on the net and post that shit here.  


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 05:31:27 AM
vince goodturd, you have to be without a doubt the most unwelcome fart smoking cum sucker to ever exist.  I can't believe after at least 5 years of being told to fuck off by everyone from noobs to lifers here, you still have the fucking sack to show up.  Please, for the love of god, lay your fucking head on the tracks and save us the trouble.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 14, 2011, 05:36:46 AM
 :D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:41:43 AM
This is a classic post re Goodrum explaining why he is gay and Keith's assessment of it all!

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 20, 2010, 01:19:56 PM
It wasn't a matter of switching one side to another, I was just doing a Bo Jackson when it came to playing sports....sometimes playing both sports at the side.  I am bi however most gays absolutely hate people that are bi and won't even go out with you as its some sort of purist bullshit.  Vissy is the same way and it especially pissed him off when one of my ex girls called and said she was in town.  Fortunately it was few months after we met so I wasn't in the doghouse or anything but its never a good idea to bring up any past relationships...be it a guy or girl. Ultimately I met someone that really gets me so I settled and stopped my wanton ways. 

As far as choice or genetics is concerned, pssst...who cares.  Rather live life than worry about what people think because people who think whatever.  If you wear a pink shirt, regardless of how straight you are, they'll still think you're gay anyway.  You can't control what people think so you shouldn't give a shit.   Fag is used just like guy...gays call other gays fags and black folks call other folks guy so its just more political correctness bullshit.  There's been only one person who called me a guy right in my face who really meant it and I threw him off the balcony at school and knocked out his front teeth out but that's like almost 15 years ago.  Its good to have long arms because no matter what, I'm going to get the first hit in anyway. 

So its not like I don't care about sex, its just that I've had more than my fill of plowing ass WAY TOO MUCH INFO!  and I've done some things that Tre would prob give me a high five for.  The only people that talk about sex all the time and post pictures are obviously not getting any or not satisfied.  Take Keith Jones or Onlyme for example.  He's always yelling and spewing out hatred at everyone but its because he has no one in his life due to being a morbidly obese fat ass and even if he had the opportunity or paid a hooker, it would be doubtful that he could find his penis buried under all those stomach rolls of his.  So he takes his anger out on the world including me because he simply gets no pun-tang.  If he actually made a effort to drop the weight, he might have better luck but he simply quench his hunger for cakes and jelly doughnuts.

Hope that helps and this will be the last that I will speak on the matter because I have more pressing issues to deal with 


Keith: "So now you use Bo Jackson as reference.  Holy fucking shit when will it stop.  And the only guy I love to hate is you because you are worthless, clueless, delusional, borderline mentally unstable, fully fucked up and just an all-round menace to society.  Bullshit spews from your cum-hole like normal people breathe.  Sorry boy, you are a loser."


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bodyofsteel on January 14, 2011, 05:42:33 AM
So this spider bite stuff was seriously related to his health? :o


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:06:49 AM
Found this interesting post. Ron is saying Goodrum will get his blue stars for competing and Keith replies.

 Re: Vince Goodrum - 10 weeks out from the Metrolina!! pics & diet!!!
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2007, 12:02:27 AM » Quote 

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Quote from: Ron on February 10, 2007, 09:29:10 PM
"The funny thing is that when Vince does compete in the Metrolina, he will have his blue competitor stars on this board.  While you may complain on Vince, at least he has the courage the step on the stage, and we all know he will be in better shape than before.

What many of you have to realize is that you cannot compare a pro with an amatuer, so stop thinking everyone can be a Shawn Ray or a Ronnie Coleman.  Start thinking amatuers and how compete their physique can be."



Big difference between stupidty and courage Ron.  Vince is not courageous for getting on stage.  He is stupid and delusional.  SOmetimes you just gotta admit you don't got what it takes.  He doesn't seem to realize he just doens't got it.  Kind of like Shadow and his life.  Both these guys are delusional and just don't have what it takes.  VInce needs to do what he is good at.  Talking bullshit and selling at the indoor swap meet.  Shadow can keep being a fluffer at work.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 14, 2011, 06:08:23 AM
Vince B.  i know you catch a lot shit on here, but you are doing a great job with this thread......love the photoshops.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: newmom on January 14, 2011, 06:08:31 AM
and courtesy of DB, sorry vince but you sir are a burnt match


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 06:13:26 AM
yes... props Vince B. 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 06:13:56 AM
Vince B.  i know you catch a lot shit on here, but you are doing a great job with this thread......love the photoshops.

x2


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Option D on January 14, 2011, 06:16:43 AM
X2, A Getbig wreath for his funeral would be nice, im sure we would all chip in some cash to make it happen


im with that.. i can give my money to ron.. he is here in LA too..


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 06:18:37 AM

im with that.. i can give my money to ron.. he is here in LA too..

Let's ask either Ron or Stunt if they would do it, i have no problem to send money to either of them.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 14, 2011, 06:20:27 AM
I actually told people in the real world - and nothing to do with the thongworld - about Keith today.

Anyone else tell other non-getbiggers,

Yes

seriously though, is there some way getbig can put together for some floral tribute (don't know the proper name) with something written on it?

I think we can trust stunt with the money and maybe also agree on an amount, and everything that is in excess of the amount needed could be spend for a good cause in Keith's name.

Maybe something for the medical treatment of spider bite victims.

I am in.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 14, 2011, 06:22:23 AM
Let's ask either Ron or Stunt if they would do it, i have no problem to send money to either of them.

I'm in. Perhaps a donation to his grandkids college or something also.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 06:24:41 AM
the spider bite stuff is no joke.  I got nailed by a brown recluse too and I was extremely lucky, they only carved a small section out of my leg and that was within 6 hours of being bitten.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 06:25:33 AM
I'm in. Perhaps a donation to his grandkids college or something also.

Fine with me!

I seriously think we should all get something together in the name of getbig for Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
Fine with me!

I seriously think we should all get something together in the name of getbig for Keith.
this is a great idea.  I just pm'd someone asking if somthing was already set up.  If there is not anything set up, it would be good to do so.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 14, 2011, 06:29:05 AM
Could they possibly set up a paypal account or even just post an address to mail a check to?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 06:31:19 AM
Could they possibly set up a paypal account or even just post an address to mail a check to?

I would prefer a bank tansaction, as i am in Japan and don't want to mail checks around the globe, but i think we will find a solution for this.

I'll PM stunt and Ron and ask if they want to take responsibility for this.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 06:32:40 AM
Could they possibly set up a paypal account or even just post an address to mail a check to?
We need to see what's going on with his family.  His sister was relaying some comments here.   If she plans on setting something up, or perhaps we can coordinate with her some how for a fund.  ???


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:34:06 AM
Keith would love this shit. Nothing like a Goodrum thread to cheer him up. These are for Keith.  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 14, 2011, 06:36:30 AM
I would prefer a bank tansaction, as i am in Japan and don't want to mail checks around the globe, but i think we will find a solution for this.

I'll PM stunt and Ron and ask if they want to take responsibility for this.

Maybe both a paypal and mail thing.....like Hugo says, whatever his daughter is comfortable with.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:37:36 AM
  Re: Vince Goodrum - 10 weeks out from the Metrolina!! pics & diet!!!
« Reply #92 on: February 11, 2007, 03:30:34 PM » Quote 

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Quote from: Vince Basile on February 11, 2007, 02:40:05 PM
Can someone please video the 'air guitar' routine or whatever routine Goodrum will be presenting? I don't understand why the last show wasn't photographed by the lads here.



Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 11, 2007, 02:14:04 PM

Files are corrupted.  Will post them later on today


Keith: I took care of it for you Vince. I love the one where they are washing off what they thought was too much ProTan
 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 06:40:39 AM
LOL, these are really legendary.

good times!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 06:41:22 AM
We need to see what's going on with his family.  His sister was relaying some comments here.   If she plans on setting something up, or perhaps we can coordinate with her some how for a fund.  ???

Great idea!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 14, 2011, 06:43:28 AM
the spider bite stuff is no joke.  I got nailed by a brown recluse too and I was extremely lucky, they only carved a small section out of my leg and that was within 6 hours of being bitten.

I know a man that was bitten in the testicle by one and they had to remove it.  Fortunate for him that he was bitten in something that could "easily" be removed....I guess his leg was affected as well did heal.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 14, 2011, 06:47:55 AM
I know a man that was bitten in the testicle by one and they had to remove it.  Fortunate for him that he was bitten in something that could "easily" be removed....I guess his leg was affected as well did heal.

Damn he was lucky it was the testicle and not the schlong!!  :o :o :o


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 14, 2011, 06:48:23 AM
Damn he was lucky it was the testicle and not the schlong!!  :o :o :o

No doubt!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: kiwiol on January 14, 2011, 06:53:57 AM
I know a man that was bitten in the testicle by one and they had to remove it.  Fortunate for him that he was bitten in something that could "easily" be removed....I guess his leg was affected as well did heal.

Must have been one helluva gay spider


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:54:57 AM
Keith was planning on opening a big MMA gym in Vegas. It never happened but it almost came about. This post shows you he had a clue about the gym industry.

 Re: NEW LICENSED GYM CHAIN
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 10:10:33 PM » Quote 

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Quote from: stormshadow on October 15, 2007, 01:30:21 PM
People go to the gym that is the best deal and/or best suits their needs.

People do not care if it is "Powerhouse" or "Golds" or "Elite Total Shitness"

Many small gyms in my area are already converting to MMA. 

Why on Earth would someone pay money to build your brand?



Exactly.  Smaller gyms that are converting but don't know how to make money doing it.  It is a fact that more than 80% of privately own gyms fail.  So you are very wrong about people not caring what gym they go to.  Those small gyms you refer to that are coverting have very few members and are barely making it and statistics show they won't be around long.  As soon as a bigger name gym comes to town and offers more and better than they have or even the same, that small gym will close.  That is a fact.  Also small one owner gyms don't get near the discounts for equipment like we do.  Not even close.

There are many advantages of being part of a "chain".  And what makes us different is the contacts and the fact that we have the most experience and defintiely the success to support our Licensees.  All other gym chains built their foundations on what we developed.  Our team is the "originals".  Can't dispute that at all.  Can't dispute that Gold's Gym was the # international gym chain in the world and the merchandise could be found in more than 13,000 retail outlets worldwide.  You can't beat our experience or knowledge in the industry and no one has the connections and ability to get exposure.  And when you say "build your brand" you are so off it's unreal.  The reason to to it is to build YOUR brand.  You are part of it.  I hope this helps.


Quote from: nuyork143 on October 21, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
Why are you using the same font as the golds logo??  Seems like a nut hang to me...but what do I know...


The reason is we made that font style famous around the world.  When someone sees who is involved with our company the first thing comes to mind is Gold's Gym.  Nothing wrong with that.  In fact it has secured interviews in 13 major publications starting in January.  So yea, no problem here.   Looks like we are using what is successful.



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 14, 2011, 07:01:41 AM
Its a shame he died in timeout.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 14, 2011, 07:03:27 AM
Its a shame he died in timeout.

I think Ron let him out.  8)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 07:05:17 AM
I know a man that was bitten in the testicle by one and they had to remove it.  Fortunate for him that he was bitten in something that could "easily" be removed....I guess his leg was affected as well did heal.
I spent weeks hardly being able to move my leg and I caught it early.  I don't want to even think what others had to endure over this little sack of shit spider.  I'll aslo note, if i remember right, that some people said there is no way Keith got bit in California.  I got nailed in California and spent time in the hospital.  The spider might not be on the map for california, but fuck anyone who says it's not there.  I got bit there and had fuckers carving out a small chunk of my leg over it.  

PS... don't talk to men about spider bites and testicles.... Good God Woman!!!!.......


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Tapeworm on January 14, 2011, 07:08:32 AM
I know a man that was bitten in the testicle by one and they had to remove it.  Fortunate for him that he was bitten in something that could "easily" be removed....I guess his leg was affected as well did heal.

Alright now that will do!  Thank you very much!  :-X


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 14, 2011, 07:13:53 AM
Must have been one helluva gay spider

Maybe it was a female?

Alright now that will do!  Thank you very much!  :-X

Sorry  :P


I spent weeks hardly being able to move my leg and I caught it early.  I don't want to even think what others had to endure over this little sack of shit spider.  I'll aslo note, if i remember right, that some people said there is no way Keith got bit in California.  I got nailed in California and spent time in the hospital.  The spider might not be on the map for california, but fuck anyone who says it's not there.  I got bit there and had fuckers carving out a small chunk of my leg over it. 

PS... don't talk to men about spider bites and testicles.... Good god woman.......

This guy worked at a large do it yourself type hardware store that has wood shipped in all the time (from diff. states) and I guess those things would come in on the wood.  For awhile I would go to other do it yourself stores but now I stay very alert when I am in there and purposely walk in the center of the aisles as much as I can.   Apparently another employee caught one of those things shortly after the guy was bitten.

So like you say, just because they are "not on the map" doesn't mean they are not there. :(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 07:23:19 AM
Maybe it was a female?

Sorry  :P


This guy worked at a large do it yourself type hardware store that has wood shipped in all the time (from diff. states) and I guess those things would come in on the wood.  For awhile I would go to other do it yourself stores but now I stay very alert when I am in there and purposely walk in the center of the aisles as much as I can.   Apparently another employee caught one of those things shortly after the guy was bitten.

So like you say, just because they are "not on the map" doesn't mean they are not there. :(
yup, that's actually very true.  shit gets shipped all over the place today and maps don't mean jack.  At MCAS Yuma we caught this spider that looked like a black widow, had an hour glass like a widdow but was brown and yellow instead of black and red.  After some looked it up, it turns out it was the same only that species was from the middle east.  In other words it hitched a ride back home.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 14, 2011, 07:25:45 AM
Shit, we had Black Widows and Brown Recluse Spiders in UPS trucks all the damn time.  >:( >:(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 07:30:34 AM
Shit, we had Black Widows and Brown Recluse Spiders in UPS trucks all the damn time.  >:( >:(
If I had to choose, I'd rather be bit by a black widow.  seriously that recluse shit is hardcore bs...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 14, 2011, 07:38:35 AM
If I had to choose, I'd rather be bit by a black widow.  seriously that recluse shit is hardcore bs...
What is the best defense against these vile creatures?  I have an irrational fear of ticks, spiders and the like at times and would appreciate to hear your advice for deterrence.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 14, 2011, 07:44:58 AM
Those who are attracted to bodybuilding forums often want to find a way to get bigger muscles. I know that Ray Mentzer had issues about his dad favouring Mike and not him. Keith writes about how he was considered adopted and you can imagine in young Keith how that would have stung. Being compared to a sibling like he was would have hurt him deeply. Perhaps that is why he ended up lifting weights. Sub-consciously he figured if he got big enough and strong enough then no one could ignor him. That is a powerful motivation to many of us who because of feeling rejected when young we try forever to 'show them'. The sad thing is that many achieve plenty but still don't get the deep satisfaction they need to feel complete. I respect Keith for opening up and telling his story. It is an inspirational story where he aspired to achieve things in various fields. When obstacles presented in one area he would seek competence elsewhere. Often he was encouraged by people who saw his ability and that is part of his story.

Had he not been bitten by that spider and virtually cripped afterwards who knows what he might have done? Perhaps he would have been so busy he wouldn't have had time to surf the net and tell his stories. While people are alive who remember those stories a part of Keith will be in us and I suppose that is a kind of immortality that would please him.

I don't want to sugarcoat who he was because he could be mean to some people for some reason. The internet can bring out both the best and worst in many of us. He sure became an internet warrior and perhaps the epitome of a resident Getbigger. He spared no one and took no prisoners! That was our Keith, even on the net he was flamboyant and perhaps a bit reckless. You sure got what you deserved from him and you deserved what you got.  

Vince, anyone who can invest a $100,000 in building a seated curl machine surely is of substantial means. So the flight, hotel, etc is not problem so THE BEE assumes you will be attending Keith's service, correct?

THE BEEF

THE BEEF


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 14, 2011, 07:58:36 AM
OMG, I can't believe this..  :o  :o

in the last 6-8 months we started talking a lot through PM and become somewhat friends, me and my wife had plans to have dinner with him this month in Vegas, I was helping him through PM with getting back in shape and staying positive.

:(

RIP Keith.

He even sent me coffee from his company in Hawaii

condolences for his family he was a good guy and had great stories.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The True Adonis on January 14, 2011, 07:58:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

One of Keith`s fellow Hawaiian`s who also met an early demise.   :'(

I asked Keith about Iz and he told me they treated him like royalty in Hawaii.  Another interesting fact about Keith when he lived in Hawaii, he was friends Wally Amos of the "Famous Amos" Cookie brands that you find in supermarkets.  He would have Wally and his wife over and they would BAKE for Keith real cookies.  



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_Amos





Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 14, 2011, 08:06:00 AM
What is the best defense against these vile creatures?  I have an irrational fear of ticks, spiders and the like at times and would appreciate to hear your advice for deterrence.
sorry, I have not idea.  My best defense is to jump and scream like a sissy bitch lol.... No seriously, when I got bit, I didn't even know it.  I was sleeping.  From what I hear, that's when most people get bit so I guess if you're in an area with a lot of brown recluse, hobo spiders and black widdows, check under the sheets before you crawl in lol...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Joe Roark on January 14, 2011, 08:18:25 AM
A while back Keith told me some things, so, as is my habit, I checked with other sources to confirm. Keith heard from someone I was doing this checking so he called me to chat and ask what I was doing. Everything was okay after he understood my motive and, of course,  he was an interesting man with a connected past to the iron game.

Like many of you, I assumed he would be a part of this forum for a very long time, and he would continue to share interesting stories.

Condolences to his family and friends, particularly to Stunt because of their long friendship. Keith will be missed.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: tommywishbone on January 14, 2011, 08:34:06 AM
Fucking bummer.

Keith and I had many mutual friends, but Keith and I had strangely never met in person. We spoke on the phone a few times in 2008 and Keith expressed an interest in being a contestant on NBC's "The Biggest Loser" (at the time I was working with that production). He would have made an excellent contestant in my opinion.

His stories here on Getbig are of course classic. He took as well as he gave, when it came to the trash talking here, and that always made for good entertainment. He will be sorely missed.

PIP.



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: 2ND COMING on January 14, 2011, 08:44:18 AM
R.I.P.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 14, 2011, 08:59:02 AM
Thanks again to you all.

It’s impossible for me to respond to all your PM’s right now, but I’ll do my best as time allows.

And also thanks for the GB floral/donation  suggestion. I’ll talk with Jaime about that ande get back.

A mutual friend sent me the following which brightened up my day a bit and I thought I’d pass it on to you GetBiggers in case you have to use it on similar occasions of your own.

It picked nre up for a few brief moments ….. but reality returned at the conclusion. That’s life …. And the end of it, I guess.

Here’s to FRIENDSHIP

1.When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. (Keith only drank alcohol on two occasions that I’m aware of. Ditto for coffee, beer, cigs. We’d plot over ice water.)
 
2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
 
3. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would
probably want to be involved in. 

4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until
you're NOT.

5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining. (He never whined but he did worry about losing his leg – but not too often.)
 
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (Spider bites are not contagious.)
 
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up. (Me and 4 others most likely,)
 
This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because
you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your friends including the friend who sent it to you.

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

KEITH - RIP


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DeketheCreep on January 14, 2011, 09:14:34 AM
RIP Keith!! :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKPgy77RgLg


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bodyofsteel on January 14, 2011, 09:24:29 AM
Footage of the giant spider that attacked Onlyme! :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_IYxf1KLfA


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 14, 2011, 09:27:07 AM
I didn't want to bag Goodrum but the dude is such a dickhead that he deserves it out of respect for Keith. Let us all have a laugh with and for Keith.

Melvin is just crying because he knew this thread would inevitably turn into people posting all of Keith's photoshops of him. 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 14, 2011, 09:52:59 AM
RIP Keith!! :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKPgy77RgLg

That is great.  Thanks for posting that!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 14, 2011, 09:58:04 AM
Got an email from Stunt. Now I know his and Max_Rep's names. Stunt said Keith attracted a lot of interesting people. Most were successful but some were not. I wonder what it was about Keith that so many admired? I think Keith was highly intelligent and used that ability to network and get along with people. He sure didn't hesitate to put people in their place if that is what he thought they deserved.

I sure hope that Han-D-Gas device goes to a deserving person because it would be cherished by myself. Keith was a funny guy and always entertaining people. That is probably one of the reasons he attracted people to him. As Stunt says, Keith was a people magnet but not just ordinary people but usually exceptional people.

Keith was so sincere that he couldn't comprehend why others weren't like that. So he would get caught up in flame wars here on Getbig and perhaps he took comments too seriously. I told him a couple of times not to reply to everyone but he felt obliged to tell his story and make sure others got his point.

I am sure he would want us to enjoy the things he did and not fuss over him or be sentimental. I await more info from his good mate Stunt who kept an eye on Keith in the last couple of years. Boy, must he have a lot of stories about the people he met through knowing Keith.

Nice post Vince. Pretty spot on.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 14, 2011, 10:06:30 AM
I didn't find what gh15 posted in this thread offensive in the slightest. He was one of several people here who warned Keith of what might happen. I doubt anyone here was more aware of that than Keith. That is why I never mentioned his size and weight either on line or in chats. When people die I don't believe they go anywhere so I don't subscribe to the notion of people resting in peace. If people have something to say about Keith then this is the thread to do it in. He has gone so can't be offended any more whatsoever.

I can tell that picture is in Ray's Gym... Muscle Mill.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Master Blaster on January 14, 2011, 10:10:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

One of Keith`s fellow Hawaiian`s who also met an early demise.   :'(





Beautiful song, heard it at a funeral once. Very fitting.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 14, 2011, 10:10:42 AM
I spent weeks hardly being able to move my leg and I caught it early.  I don't want to even think what others had to endure over this little sack of shit spider.  I'll aslo note, if i remember right, that some people said there is no way Keith got bit in California.  I got nailed in California and spent time in the hospital.  The spider might not be on the map for california, but fuck anyone who says it's not there.  I got bit there and had fuckers carving out a small chunk of my leg over it.  

PS... don't talk to men about spider bites and testicles.... Good God Woman!!!!.......

Where in California?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Sam on January 14, 2011, 10:12:02 AM
RIP Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 14, 2011, 10:12:40 AM
OMG, I can't believe this..  :o  :o

in the last 6-8 months we started talking a lot through PM and become somewhat friends, me and my wife had plans to have dinner with him this month in Vegas, I was helping him through PM with getting back in shape and staying positive.

:(

RIP Keith.

He even sent me coffee from his company in Hawaii

condolences for his family he was a good guy and had great stories.


What was the name pf his coffee company? 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 14, 2011, 10:19:09 AM
Maui Babe!

I'd send ya some but I think someone already took what we had on hand. I can't even find the bag I opened yesterday.



Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Schmoe Buster on January 14, 2011, 10:25:28 AM
Lets keep the goodrum piss take going in honor of keith


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: vic86 on January 14, 2011, 10:55:48 AM
RIP Keith! True Gentleman in my humble opinion!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 14, 2011, 11:04:23 AM
 ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Option D on January 14, 2011, 11:07:30 AM

There is already a thread for Keith, we don't need another one.


shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.. its not your place to decide the threads that go up here.. if you dont like it.. dont click it.. fuck face..


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 14, 2011, 11:10:27 AM
Lets keep the goodrum piss take going in honor of keith

We should nominate someone to keep the Shitrum in check like Keith did.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Stavios on January 14, 2011, 11:16:06 AM
Rest in peace Keith

I wasn't friend with him or anything but he has always been nice to me.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 14, 2011, 11:17:49 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPp4gXUY3o





Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The True Adonis on January 14, 2011, 11:18:40 AM
hahahaha in your world you are correct.  Remember you are one the "original" delusionalites"  Hey how is that gravity suit coming there Einstein.  Maybe you can do those imaginary reps with 315 in your suit and record it.  Come on genius it is Sunday post some funny shit.  Hurry cause I gotta go play some craps.  
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341354.0;attach=374863;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341354.0;attach=374864;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341354.0;attach=374865;image)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: mass 04 on January 14, 2011, 11:21:25 AM
If his family doesn't want any flowers or such, maybe we could all donate some money and donate it to the Special Olympics in his memory..I know he did a lot of work with them and loved all the kids.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Montague on January 14, 2011, 11:25:03 AM
Goodbye, friend...


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: StickStickly on January 14, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341354.0;attach=374863;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341354.0;attach=374864;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341354.0;attach=374865;image)
Hahahahah i just love the slogan on that shirt... I always wondered if it was grammatically correct because it sounds wrong.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The True Adonis on January 14, 2011, 11:25:50 AM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=332434.0

You know what is funny are the guys who post on here that pretend that didn't do anything to them.  I bet you anything they were the ones balling uncontrollably.  I mean it is so evident.  You always lash out when jealously comes into play.  here is a guy who was dealt probably one of the worse hands in life and the guy smiles all day and spends his life encouraging others to not give up that there is no obstacle you can't overcome.  

Now you guys are thinking fuck Keith listen to yourself cause it describes you.  You bet it does.  This guy make me feel like shit because all I got is a fucking bad leg and fat.  He encourages me to be better.  I am confident enough and have the ability to do anything I want.  I have done it before and I am still doing it today.  I don't need to put someone down to make me feel better or to hide the reality that as bad off as this guy is, he is way better off than I will ever be.  You guys who make fun of this guy are pathetic.   I can't imagine going around in life like you do with so much jealously and envy that you have to put people down constantly just to make yourself feel better.  

But, I do understand that the people who do this are the ones who consider being on the internet their greatest achievement.  I get ragged on because of my weight and how long it is taking me to lose it.  No problem that does't bother me at all.  But the one thing I can say is I haven't given up nor will I ever reach a point where I will start making fun of people to make me feel better about myself.  I rag on two people on here (unless someone rags on me then I go into attack mode)  Those two people deserve what I dish out.
 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 14, 2011, 11:29:40 AM
RIP Keith!! :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKPgy77RgLg

Wicked post. Can't believe I've never seen this.

Keith's coffee company link.

http://mauibabecoffee.com/team.html


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 14, 2011, 11:38:42 AM

He even had an article on him in TIME magazine.

Keith was bigtime.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,965869,00.html


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 14, 2011, 12:29:09 PM
I read this a few days ago and in typical GetBig fashion I thought it was people fucking around but now it's a sticky I guess it's not

rest in peace Keith , GetBig will miss you.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: vic86 on January 14, 2011, 12:40:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo


RIP Keith,You will be missed! :'( :'( :'(


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: JasonH on January 14, 2011, 01:01:29 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=341354.0;attach=374865;image)

This one cracks me up every time  ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 14, 2011, 01:05:34 PM
Didn't Keith find out what hotel Goodrum was staying in for a show and have a pizza delivered to his room?  hahah


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: natural al on January 14, 2011, 01:18:26 PM
RIP Keith, he was a good guy.  we had a few IM conversations but aside from that I didn't know him very well.  he seemed like a real good guy.  Lots of good stories from him.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 14, 2011, 02:10:28 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362427.0;attach=397696;image)

this one is an all-time favorite. i didnt realize keith was behind alot of these vintage photoshops  ;D


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: mesmorph78 on January 14, 2011, 02:12:06 PM
very nice guy
obviously did a lot with t
his life, strong guy too
iron will even though he was ill he always talked about getting back into shape
all this because of a spider bite
 :-[
RIP Kieth
 :-[


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 02:29:31 PM
Adonis has the spirit. This is for Keith. If people aren't pissing themselves looking at the photos then we have missed the mark. How about this classic. It was posted before Keith found out about Queen Vissy.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 02:39:51 PM
Question for gym owners
« on: June 21, 2008, 09:37:05 AM » Quote 

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Will any of you carry Goodrum's supplement line?

Keith: His line?  What line are you talking about?  He certainly doesn't have his own supp line.  Is it a line at the gay bar or a line directly to Queer Vissy's room.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 02:45:55 PM
Sometimes the jokes were on onlyme! Keith took a lot of crap about his weight.  

 Re: OnlyMe - Keith
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Quote from: SimplyHuge on January 06, 2008, 12:47:03 PM
Hey OnlyMe,

I saw some pics you've posted from your younger days and I just wanted to say you looked great man.  Had an awesome physique.  I realize that was a long while ago, but can you post some more pics???

Also, do you have a new year's resolution to return to that former state?  Would be awesome to see ya in shape again.



Goatboy: He needs to lose around 400-500 lbs.  I don't think a "new year's resolution" is going to do it.  More like a "5-year-plan" like the Soviet Politburo used to do.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 02:52:03 PM
Remember when onlyme was the spokesman for the PDI and how Keith swore they were going to replace the IFBB?


Guest
  Re: Predictions about PDI...
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2 years,
Gone after the second incident of Denise Masino grossing out the the crowd at the second NOC.
Onlyme, ends up in jail for shooting Kmphoto after accusing him of taking only bad pictures of all PDI events to make it fail, but he does make Craggie's his new wife in Clark county.  Happily ending afters.
240 denies ever supporting PDI and threatens to kill Weedouttheweak, but is unable to because a friend tells us all about a  serious illness contracted in the amazon while he was telling the tribes about how great a web designer he is.
Wayne sells all of the PDI shirts that he has made up, to buy a PR team to convince the world that this isn't the second or third time that he has tried this.
Rhino tracks down the squad and beats the sh*t out of all of them, not surprisingly, outside of a few thank you cards, nobody cares.
Lift Studios creates a website about how a 5'11" blonde stripper beats him down at the bike racks and makes millions, Tre is the first one to sign up.
Alexxx wins the O.
 

Keith:Well who knows I won't be as dumb as the others to put a actual date on it.  But, I see it surviving longer than you expect.  But then I am alway hopeful in something that will come along and improve BB over what the IFBB has done to it the past few years.  After the first year NiceRag will be switching over from being an IFBB groupie to a PDI goupie and start begging for sex from their athletes since all the IFBB athletes have already had her and don't want seconds.  And who knows, Denise and NiceRaq will end up being the poster girls for the IFBB and that right there would seal the doom of the IFBB. 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 02:59:29 PM
Keith told me stories about how he brought Shawn Ray to Hawaii but Shawn wouldn't get up on stage and pose because he was too fat. Then Shawn wasn't happy with his fancy room and wanted an upgrade. So Keith upgraded it for him which cost a lot of money. Shawn was late getting to the hotel so they gave the room to someone else. Shawn was livid. Keith never did like him after that debacle.


     Re: Another question for Shawn Ray
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2007, 08:11:00 PM » Quote  

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Quote from: Shawn Ray on January 14, 2007, 07:02:15 PM
My Body Weight only fluctuated 15 to 20lbs off season, the poundages I lifted were basicallythe same.
Hence, it always felt heavy to me.


Keith: You must have been at the 20 lb mark here uh?  


Are you sure your not related to Vince


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:04:26 PM
Goodrum boasted that he was related to a top pro bodybuilder. Both Keith and I saw a resemblance to internet legend Vince G CSN MFT.



Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:09:39 PM
Onlyme fancied hot gals and always contributed to would you hit it threads.

Onlyme: Jaime Pressley is so hot

http://kickazzvideos.com/view/celebrity-videos/jaime-pressly_649.html

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on November 01, 2007, 06:23:46 PM
Onlyme can only masterbate to passionate porn


Keith: hey, we all can't get off looking at pics of dudes like you.  you're gay and i don't make fun of that


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: body88 on January 14, 2011, 03:12:22 PM
RIP, to one of the original Getbig staples. Very tragic and Sad.

Eight years ago, Keith was the first poster to reply to a thread I started. He used one of his life experiences, though a story, to drive home his point. Back when I was a naive "bodybuilder", I read all his stories about the legends of yesteryear, as well as his tips on training.

Keith Jones was a good man, who went to soon.



Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The True Adonis on January 14, 2011, 03:15:18 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=351776.0;attach=387213;image)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:18:50 PM
Keith had a big heart and always tried to help others. Here is one of his inspirational stories.

Posts: 19390


Don't Fuck With Bears


     Re: INSPIRATIONAL STORIES
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2006, 06:04:33 PM » Quote 

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Okay my first one.  And this one gets me everytime I tell it to someone.  Very hard for me not to get teared up when I think about this time.  (Yes I am now)

Anyway I was a celebrity volunteer for the Special Olympics.  For about 3 years I spent allot of time traveling around the country working with the Special Olympics as a volunteer to help encourage the kids and also put on demonstrations and hold clinics for the kids.  At time Rafer Johnson was the President of the Special Olympics.  I met with him and Eunice Shriver (who invented the Special Olympics with her husband Sargent, and is also Maria Shrivers parents) and we were looking into having armwrestling as part of the Special Olympics.  Well that didn't last to long cause it is a very long and very hard and expensive ordeal.  You literally have to have EVERY chapter around the world not only have it as a demonstration sport first but 100% of them have to approve it. 

SO I gave up on that idea but still brought my table to every Special Olympics I went too.  And at every single event I ever went to, my clinic was the most packed and participated of them all.  I mean EVERYONE wanted to armwrestle.

Well one thing I did was let the kids armwrestle me.  I would sometimes armwrestle 300 kids or more a day.  It was awesome!  Every single kid I let beat me.  And every kid woudl go ballastic.  They would jump up and down yelling they beat me and everything.  It was great.  The parents were usually there taking pictures and everything.  I loved this.

Well at the International Winter Games in Reno in 1989 I had a great time.  met so many people.  I played craps and all the other celebrities I would play for and won everyone money.  I can't rmemeber her name but that black ice skater who was really pretty just fell in love with me.  She was so pretty and we spent allot of time togther.  I forgot her name though.

Anyway, on the last day they have the closing ceremonies.  This where we all say bye to everyone and other awards are given out.  Allot like the closing ceremonies at the regualar Olympics.  SO I am standing up watching when all of a sudden this lady comes up to me.  She grabs me and takes me back into this hallway.  She says "Keith I should kill you"  I looked at her and said why what did I do?  She said (her son's name that I can't remember) made me stay up all night to call everyone of his friends back in Minnesota to tell them he beat the World Champion.  He was so exicited he didn't sleep at all she said.  Then she started to cry and grabbed me so hard and just said thank you so many times.  She said her son has never been that excited in his entire life.  I felt so awesome at that moment I can't tell you.

These kids are some of the best anywhere on earth.  I truly loved working with them.  In fact it was the Hawaii team that saw me at these games and the President asking me to come to Hawaii that I would be a huge hit there.

Whenever I think of stuff like this I see exactly how much of a pussy I am.  I can't believe I am letting what happened to me affect me so much.  Not sure why it does, but I will someday hopefully be an inspiration like these kids.  Then I'll be alright.

I gotta a zilliion of these.  If you don't like them just tell me and I'll stop, no problem, just thought I'd share


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
Here is another inspirational story to show us a bit more what Keith was like.

INSPIRATIONAL STORIES
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2007, 09:51:26 AM » Quote 

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This one just came up yesterday when talking to someone.  When I first moved to Hawaii, I became involved with an organization called NO Hope IN Dope.  It was formed by a policeman and supported greatly by the force and other companies.  We went around and did speakings at schools and companies all over the state.  We did this almost every week somewhere.  I must have been to more than 50 schools around Hawaii.  Well one time we spoke at a Youth Correctional Facility.

Most of the people involved in the performance part of this were athletes or known celebrities in Hawaii.  They all took drugs at one point but then became clean and wanted to share their stories to help others.  I on the other hand has never taken drugs.  I mean like pot, coke or anything like that.  I did take steroids for awhile and I actually tell everyone that when I speak.  But the main point was the hard drugs and I was there because I became successful and led a great life without doing drugs.

Well at this correctional facility I spoke to the kids and told them stories of things i did and even armwrestled quite a few of them.  It was great and the kids loved it.  They all were really nice kids.

Well about a few years later, I was in LA with a friend walking through a mall in the Valley.  I hear "hey Keith!" all of a sudden.  We look around and their is this kid waving at me then he comes running down the escalator towards us.  We shake hands and he says "Keith you probably don't remember me but I was at the Youth Correctional Facility when you came there and talked to us."  I said I remembered that but really didn't remember him.  He said "I want to tell you that you were really great when you came there and I listened to you."  You inspired me and I armwrestle now."  I said no way and he said he lives in northern california and he has been armwrestling for the past year and won some matches.  He siad he loved it. He thanked me again and again. 

It made me feel good that I helped him.

I have another Special Olympica one I just thought of I will tell soon.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:24:50 PM
If you asked a silly question guess what you got from onlyme!

 felt pain in my testicles while doing leg press
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i was doing leg press and i do a lotta warm ups with real light weight. on like my third warm up set i felt pain in my testicles so i stopped and waited a few minutes. tried again with the same light weight and i would be fine on the negative but on the positive portion of every single rep it would hurt. now the pain wasnt so bad that i had to yell or i flinched badly or anything but it really scared me and i decided to just take the day off. it felt weird going in the gym all psyched up, warming up and then leaving but i thought it was the smart thing to do.
Now i have no idea why this is hurting. I am 16 years old i dont know if that helps.  ive never had any problems with this before. i havent been hit in the nuts with a ball or any thing for a long time and nothing happened earlier in the day that affected them. i dont really know what a hernia is but i was wondering if thats what i have.
I'd really appreciate any helpful advice or any explanation of why this would happen and how to stop it from happening again if there is any trick or should i see a doctor. (i dont have one right now or health insurance so hopefullly that is not the only solution.) thank you for any serious advice that you are willing to give me. 
i am going to try to workout my legs in a few hours to see if it hurts again. if it hurts during my warm ups i will just train my back so either way at least i'll get a workout.

Keith:  Quote from: gibberj2 on November 04, 2006, 03:49:32 PM
stop jerking off. i'm not joking.


I agree with this.  It's something you should do in the privacy of your own home not the gym.  Hope this helps


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:35:08 PM
How sad that Pete and Keith were no longer good friends at the end. I asked Keith several times about Pete and did so again last week. Keith felt that Pete changed and broke off connections with friends and family. Now I read that Pete was his kid's godfather!  What a pity Pete and Shawn can't post condolences in the tribute thread.


     Re: Gold's Gym history articles, books, comments, inputs
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2006, 09:58:24 AM » Quote 

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Let me see what I can do.  My friend and my kids godfather is Pete Grymkowski who used to own Gold's.  He visit Brazil quite often and was looking to buy a place down there on some fancy island I can't remember the name of.  As far as I know he is in Mexico right now till the end of May.  He has a place down there.  I will email him and see what he is doing.  He would be great to interview since he bascially knows the best stories.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:44:38 PM
Keith didn't seem to have a girlfriend that I can recall. When he was in his prime he had his share of fun. He did appreciate hot gals and this one was one of his favourites.

 Re: What an ass!
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This is an ass.  ANd Jamie Eason is HOT


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:47:45 PM
Keith had a naughty side. Wonder if this was a tale?


     Re: What were you doing when you were 4 years old?
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I think i was breast feeding from our housekeeper at 4.  It kept going through high school


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: 225for70 on January 14, 2011, 03:51:06 PM
Show some respect! Keith once sat next to Jonsey from Police Academy at a charity event.

To bad we have to retire that saying :'(


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: lovemonkey on January 14, 2011, 03:52:54 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=171671.0;attach=306192;image)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 03:53:43 PM
Keith wasn't shy about using gimmick accounts here. Noworries was his gimmick account before he needed it when onlyme got time outed. I think he used gimmicks to bag Goodrum! That is why he got some support when doing that! Well, I usually joined in on the fun.

 Re: Not to insult, but if you were a betting man, you'd place onlyme at?
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2007, 05:42:25 PM » Quote  

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Quote from: Camel  Jockey on October 16, 2007, 05:32:25 PM
He's been claiming to try for a year, but the Olympia pictures showed/proved otherwise. That in turn casts doubt on his career claims. I mean a 405 behind the neck press.

noworries, why the insults? And I did say at the minimum..


Noworries: I decided I didn't want to get in this debate again.  Keith is a friend and I have known him a very long time.  I have defended him and got into it with many guys on here.  I have finally figured it is useless to try to convince people who have no idea what they are talking about when they say shit about Keith.  You guys make it sound like he doesn't care and he hasn't tried to get back to where he was.  And I have seen as has many others and seen what he goes through.  From reading a lot of the shit on here I promise most of you would no way last through what Keith has gone through.  This shit happened to him almost 10 years ago and he just spent 2 weeks in the hospital last Christmas from his leg swelling so big.  SO until you guys get your shit together then it is useless for me or him or anyone to stop the shit you post.  Ron is pretty much spinless because he allows this shit.  But hey it makes Getbig popular.  So carry on kids.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 14, 2011, 03:57:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo


RIP Keith,You will be missed! :'( :'( :'(

Vic, thanks for posting this song. Out of all the remakes ever done. This is in my top 3. I never met Keith but it just brings tears to my eyes when I think he is gone, yea I know I'm a girl but just sooo sad :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: chaos on January 14, 2011, 03:59:39 PM
Vic, thanks for posting this song. Out of all the remakes ever done. This is in my top 3. I never met Keith but it just brings tears to my eyes when I think he is gone, yea I know I'm a girl but just sooo sad :'(


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=362777.0


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: lovemonkey on January 14, 2011, 04:01:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMXaE9NtQgg


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 04:06:53 PM
Time for a Goodrum roast for Keith. He preferred to have a laugh than be serious on Getbig.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 14, 2011, 04:07:07 PM
Onlyme is gone, but his spirit will always remain with us in Getbig. And to make sure of that, mass04 and I just signed an exclusive 7 figure, 5 year contract with Ron to channel his posts on select special occasions. We're also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Here are some of his chops that are very funny

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=114193;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=154495;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=178603.0;attach=208104;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=287612;image)

LMFAO. Those never get old.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 14, 2011, 04:08:38 PM
I didn't want to bag Goodrum but the dude is such a dickhead that he deserves it out of respect for Keith. Let us all have a laugh with and for Keith.

That caliper fitness outhouse is one of my favs. Some of Keiths best work.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 14, 2011, 04:08:47 PM

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=362777.0

thanks Flubbs


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 04:10:29 PM
Keith would post shit from time to time. Irreverence I think you would call it. He posted nasty and crass stuff at times but it was always for a laugh. Goodrum once admitted that he looked like shit and that is what Keith was always telling him!



Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Nails on January 14, 2011, 04:33:44 PM
Damn poor keith ... Pip big fella :'(


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: PJim on January 14, 2011, 04:36:06 PM
Shit the bed, RIP onlyme. 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: TrueGrit on January 14, 2011, 04:38:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMXaE9NtQgg

Great music.

Love this one as well, of the same ilk. Very moving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 04:41:23 PM
Keith didn't like bullshitters. Goodrum could bullshit all day and night! He posted that he was going to publish a free guide to building his Trademark Calves.


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Jeez Vince you mislead people that go on your site.  I thought you were an honest businessman.  Your calves aren't trademarked.  You are known for your whole body.  The whole thing looks like shit.  You selling any kind of advice to the contrary is misleading and could be construed as illegal.  Why are their NO pics of you anywhere on your site.  Of at least your so-called trademarked calves.  Give me a number and contact of someone you sold too and let show them who they are buying their shit from.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 04:43:24 PM
Goodrum and Keith had a real feud going that persisted until the end. Some of that stuff was funny shit.



Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: StickStickly on January 14, 2011, 04:45:50 PM
Sometimes the jokes were on onlyme! Keith took a lot of crap about his weight.  

 Re: OnlyMe - Keith
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Quote from: SimplyHuge on January 06, 2008, 12:47:03 PM
Hey OnlyMe,

I saw some pics you've posted from your younger days and I just wanted to say you looked great man.  Had an awesome physique.  I realize that was a long while ago, but can you post some more pics???

Also, do you have a new year's resolution to return to that former state?  Would be awesome to see ya in shape again.



Goatboy: He needs to lose around 400-500 lbs.  I don't think a "new year's resolution" is going to do it.  More like a "5-year-plan" like the Soviet Politburo used to do.
That bulldozer picture is my all time favorite. Props to whoever made that


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 04:53:25 PM
There are a lot of talented guys on Getbig. If someone did a funny photoshop of you then either you were accepted here or a joke!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: wes on January 14, 2011, 04:57:47 PM
Hilarious thread !!  ;D

Keith will be sorely missed.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:08:11 PM
Some will think that Keith was homophobic. No, he just didn't like Goodrum. Keith had been around the Irongame and one thing he never tolerated was bullshitting about stuff relating to lifting and the gym. Goodrum excelled in that department and Keith showed him no mercy.

 Re: Some advice for Vince Goodrum
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I hope Goodrum listens to this.  I don't think I can stand it if he comes on here to tell us that his ass was ripped apart by his boyfriend Vissy.  Here is a visual.  We all know what Goodrum looks like and what Vissy looks like.  now imagine them fucking and sucking.  If that doesn't just about make you throw up then you are one tough person. 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: 225for70 on January 14, 2011, 05:08:58 PM
Time for a Goodrum roast for Keith. He preferred to have a laugh than be serious on Getbig.

haha that's a funny ass pic of Vince. ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:13:34 PM
Keith was a critic of the IFBB and took on Chick and all comers regarding the downward spiral he felt bodybuilding was in.

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I have no idea.  I have started this exact thread 3 other times to have it deleted.  Chic, is keeping secrets.  I heard it was so big that it overflowed into the restroom.  Oh wait I meant it was so bad it overflowed into the toilet.  After all these years of professional BB and in just 2 or 3 years after AMI took over it is going down the dumps.  And the Olympia is soon to be nothing but a memory.  AMI is selling out, they are losing $1 million a week on their loan.  I mean how much can you lose before jumping ship.I'm telling you Pro Division will save BB and finallly the competitors will be taken care of.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:19:02 PM
Keith was a superman re upper body strength. He was a champion arm wrestler and although he didn't compete in powerlifting he did very impressive lifts for benching and pressing. I doubt anyone else on Getbig can match Keith in those lifts.

 Re: oh my
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Quote from: brianX on September 22, 2006, 11:26:27 PM
What's funny is that there is a guy on this board who claims he can military press 365 for reps. Paul Anderson was probably the strongest man who ever lived, and even he would have trouble doing that.


I am currently gymless.  The owner of the gym I was training at kcked me out because I am opening another gym and everyone is talking about it and coming over to my gym so he kicked me out.  I was just getting some strength back.  But, once I get back in the gym I will take video of me doing seated front presses with 365 for reps.  I mean all the way down and I will rest 5 seconds at the bottom and press full extension.  I'll do just five full reps for you.  Remind me cause i know I will forget.  But I promise you I have done does this weight jsut about a month ago and I have taken close to 6 years off of training and just got back seriously in January or so.  Depnding on how long I am out this time I should be able to do it in a month after starting back.  The one thing I do have is great shoulder strength.  I have to do them seating though because of my lower back.  I'll show every rep from start to finish.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:23:27 PM
Someone posted a thread about signature poses. Yep, Keith posted Goodrum's signature pose in that thread!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:25:58 PM
While most people drew a line re civility, that didn't apply to Keith. He posted whatever got his point across!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: tendonitis on January 14, 2011, 05:27:31 PM
HAHA I'm seeing some of these for the first time.
Keith clearly saved his best work for Goodrum.  ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:30:36 PM
Keith loved bagging Goodrum. He showed no mercy whatever! Someone posted about spray on tans.


 Re: Spray on tan
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Ask Goodrum.  He seems to have the spray-on tan thing down to a science


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:32:21 PM
Someone saw Goodrum when he competed so wrote about it. This was the peer review of Goodrum.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: StickStickly on January 14, 2011, 05:35:43 PM
Great thread indeed. Here is one i found on the pictures board.
(http://www.stalkerzone.dk/upload/onlyme_binging_copy1.jpg)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:36:41 PM
Keith loved to laugh. Usually at Goodrum. But he did laugh about himself.

 Re: Manboobs :were is that puke smilie:
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Here are my man boobs just coming in at 400  
 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: che on January 14, 2011, 05:38:02 PM
While most people drew a line re civility, that didn't apply to Keith. He posted whatever got his point across!

Haha ;D


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:39:57 PM
Keith bagged hapless Goodrum all the time. It became predictable and many felt sorry for Melvin.


    Re: Two guys we won't be seeing on the Arnold stage.
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Here's one more


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: StickStickly on January 14, 2011, 05:43:35 PM
Another great keith contribution
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=154496;image)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:46:26 PM
Sometimes Keith showed a reality compared to what most accepted around here.

 Re: What is your favorite bodybuilding pose.
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I like the front double leg split


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: gtbro1 on January 14, 2011, 05:46:42 PM
This is sad news. I used to be a regular poster but have been away for a couple of years. I didn't know he had switched names. He was a funny guy.   RIP  :(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 14, 2011, 05:47:45 PM
where are the links from the newspapers


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:49:45 PM
Keith trained with the Barbarian Brothers and hung out with them. He saw a lot of weird shit with those twins.

 Re: Hahahahahahaha, Great Pre Workout Shake Idea
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Quote from: benchthis on July 27, 2006, 06:29:36 AM
according to onlyme the barbarian brothers used to do something similar


Yes morning shake was

one can diet orange soda
one can tuna
2 scoops protein powder
a few raw eggs
water and ice
mix in blender. then drink while holding yor nose.  smelled horrible
 
  
 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:53:10 PM
Keith was master of the one line putdown.

 GREATEST WORKOUT WITH myself
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well i was having semi mood swings from not eating yesterday. but i tend to think clearer when i havent had food yet. yeah i have ran like that without it (1.5 hours straight), but its more boring without it especially running at night, youll get sleepy if you are not high, but if you are high running at night you dont get tired.

this morning i smoked and did front squats with 135 for 1 hour and pushups and pullups for 30 minutes had a raisen cream pie snack for the pullups and pushups yumm. about to pig out shortly with family then later i will do another hour of front squats ( doesnt hurt my knees) possibly more. i can see changes in one day. think if i did front squats for 5 hours!
 
 
 Keith: I'm pretty sure you have the greatest sex with yourself too. :)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
I think Keith enjoyed living in Hawaii better than being in Las Vegas. He had to move there to set up the gym in the sky but that never opened.

 Re: Tanning
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Quote from: Stark on September 07, 2007, 12:18:30 AM
I'm always amazed how much better you look when you have a HEALTY tan..


Thats true.  I'd much rather be tan and fat than white and fat.  I just look like a fat local Hawaiian who just fishes all day, dives and body surfs.  So I fit in good here 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:01:16 PM
Keith was a businessman and knew what was involved. Thus, he always saw through Goodrum and his boasts and pipedreams.

 Re: Vince Goodrum has 99.5% Ebay rating
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Quote from: bb doc on August 11, 2006, 12:57:28 PM
Again, seriously, for all the internet squabbling by/around/against Vince, particularly his supplement business, objectively speaking, he has a pretty darn good Ebay rating.

As far as I know Ebay's ratings are not easy to falsely elevate, so assumin they're legit, Vince really does treat this Ebay customers pretty well.

- bb "Just the Facts" doc (homage to Special Ed)


http://tradingassistant.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?TradingAssistant&page=profile&profileId=157099014

Feedback Score:  201 
 Positive Feedback:  99.5%   
 
 Members who left a positive:  202 
 Members who left a negative:  1 
 
 All positive feedback received:  242



Keith: Getting this is not that hard when you have low volume.  He is a rated seller but to get his rating you only need to do $1000a month in sales.  That is nothing to brag about.  He is not rated in the next level which I think was just $4,000 a month.  It is not hard to keep customers happy when you are shipping out stuff every few days and longer.  In addition,he claims allot of stuff on his website yet fails topost a pic of himself.  I am pretty sure people would not listen to or buy stuff from him if they knew what he looked like.

 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: MP on January 14, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
RIP.

His stories when I first joined the site at the end of 2004 where what kept drawing me back.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:27:11 PM
Goodrum provided Keith with an endless source of material ammunition!

 Team Dellusional (Bodybuilding at it's Highest)
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Vince finally got all his sponsored athletes together to form Team Dellusional


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:30:59 PM
Keith was no bodybuilder. But he was an astute observer of people and former gym manager. When you run a gym you get to know all the dreamers and wannabes and Goodrum is the epitome of that. Keith couldn't believe anyone could be so dumb to get up and pose looking like Goodrum did. Then Goodrum would boast about how great he was going to be and so on.





Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 14, 2011, 06:45:31 PM
I didn't want to bag Goodrum but the dude is such a dickhead that he deserves it out of respect for Keith. Let us all have a laugh with and for Keith.

Oh please, you old bastard.  Just about every post that's been made lately by you has mentioned my name so don't act all innocent.  I've kept it PC around here about Keith and I intend to leave it that way.  But you and everyone elses attempts to post Keith's messages of hate is only a fool's errand. 


One more thing, don't get on my back because I don't give a shit about Keith...his passing away doesn't change jack shit about my opinion of him and no one can blame me for not giving a rat's ass about him.   

He wished death on me and my family, said a lot of horrible things, and ultimately Ron banned him for ridiculing the Ben Weider being dead.  He should be grateful that I have enough respect to not piss on his grave as he's done on others.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 06:49:48 PM
Melvin, you gave almost as good as you got from me and Keith so don't come here thinking you are high and mighty. This thread isn't about you even though you provided Keith and many other people with plenty of laughs. This thread is about Keith and his sense of humour and things he valued and things that pissed him off.

He isn't here to defend himself now but he has a lot of guys here who will so the best thing you can do is not contribute unless in the spirit of the thread.  


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Keith sure didn't like Shawn Ray! He told me Shawn cost him money when he brought him out to Hawaii.

 Re: I want this
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Quote from: Livewire on June 22, 2007, 08:03:34 AM
I thought what you wanted most of all was a Shawn Ray autograph and an IFBB polo shirt?


Keith: Well that too.  I used the last one he gave me to pick up dog shit on my lawn.  It's ruined


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: 225for70 on January 14, 2011, 07:02:39 PM
While most people drew a line re civility, that didn't apply to Keith. He posted whatever got his point across!

That made me laugh a lot...


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 07:03:25 PM
Keith was an exceptionally strong guy. He could outlift superman Ray Mentzer in upper body exercises and Ray squatted 2 reps with 925 pounds.

 Re: Past glory days stories
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In the gym I usually don't need to talk.  My lifting generally speaks volumes without saying a word.  Outside the gym though I have to talk.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 07:07:59 PM
Keith told me he thought he saw Goodrum go past because someone mentioned that who that black dude was. That was at the Olympia in Vegas when Goodrum was the buffoon who got up on stage for a posedown with Billy Guns. Keith was there with Pete Grymkowski and they had a big gym they were going to open. Why Keith didn't go and watch Goodrum is a mystery. He could have used his farting machine and caused an absolute hoot of a time. He was good with that Han-d-Gas device.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 07:13:59 PM
Keith benched close to 600 pounds. So 315 was easy for him and a light weight. Most guys here wouldn't come close to doing that much in the bench.

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I think the more weight and time you lift the less injuries you will incur from lifting.  You body will adapt to the heavy stress of lifting.  I have always lifted heavy.  I hate doing more than 6 reps.  I have had less than a handfull of injuries from lifting and none that really put me out for anytime from lifting since 1975 or so.  I have NO joint problems to this day or ever have.  I actually tore my chest (minor) from doing light weight for reps with 315.  But I have never hurt myself lifting heavy.   


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 07:30:12 PM
Sooner or later everyone gets bagged on Getbig. It is called initiation. I am still looking for the SOB who did this photoshop. I thought Goatboy was behind it but maybe my mate Keith did it!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
The two Vince's were featured in another photo. Goodrum as supertrolly and me as the driver of the white van.  Could Keith have done this?

Never mind the Han-d-Gas machine, I want Keith's computer! It will be safe with me.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: tom joad on January 14, 2011, 07:49:36 PM
Keith (Onlyme) posted this gem in Blinky's legendary "Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks" thread:

"Not to sound weird or whatever but this one made me look several times and in fact show it to my oldest daughter and ask her.  This chick looks and is built like my youngest daughter who ran away.  Even my oldest thought it was.  Except my daughter does not have a big tummy.  She is small but built just like this.  Good it sound weird but I swear I thought it was her.  She ran away in January and haven't seen her since."

Hope that Keith's daughter has heard the news of her father's passing.

(If you want to see the young woman who Keith thought could be his daughter go to page 8 of the above mentioned thread.)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alexander D on January 14, 2011, 07:52:49 PM
Keith and I used to bust each others balls all the time and if it is really true that he passed away, I am sad to see him taken early. PIP Fatboy! His rivalry with Vince G will go down in history as one of the funniest in getbig history. A lot of people will miss him.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 07:59:33 PM
Keith was constantly bagged for his weight. This is a typical onlyme retort.


     Re: Regarding Onlyme, Melvin Goodrum, and the criteria for which a body is judge
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Wow you guys REALLY do love me.  Honestly, do you guys go to bed thinking about me.  I hope to god you don't yell out my name when you are fucking your girls (or in debussy case his boy).  What do you guys care what I look like.  Am I doing business with you?  Am I your friend?  Am I related?  Do you worse than me, so you talk about me more so people won't talk about you.  When I make fun of someone they deserve it cause they are delusional.  Goodrum is the best example as is SquadPussy.  Medford post he/she pic and it deserves it too.  I talk shit about who talk shit about me.  I can take it so you better be able to take it back.  I type what I can back up.  I may be a fat slob now, but I have the advantage of being able to get back into shape and at one time I was on shape and I have the background, experience and titles to prove it.  

The guys who talk shit about me have done absolutely nothing in their lives.  So you think guys like this could do anything to me that could affect me.  They are jokes.  I love answering them cause I know it is something they have gone through their whole lives.  Getting made fun f is something these guys are used too.  Now they can hide behind a computer without the chance of getting the shit kicked out of them.  Back in my day guys talked shit in front of you.  Then you can do something about it.  Nowadays you got guys who talk shit cause they can hide.  Big difference.  The punks of today are gutless.  I have learned to adapt to them and just play along.  This place is fun for me.  You guys can have your fun making fun of me.  I have no problem with that.  Most everyone knows my past and the things I have done.  I may look like shit now but it is only temporary.  Stay tuned.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 08:07:26 PM
Keith was outspoken and fearless. Maybe that is part of the reason I liked Keith.


     Re: BB NEWS THIS JUST IN
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Quote from: timfogarty on May 08, 2008, 03:55:10 PM
But, but...I thought Bob won athletes the right to guest pose outside the IFBB.    Back on November 3-4 2007, Gusatvo Badell guest posed, signed autographs, and handed out trophies at the Coloso Bodybuilding Championships in Mexico City.  (I was there.)    Coloso is not an IFBB sanctioned event.  In fact the IFBB Mexican Championships were being held that exact same day across town.


Keith: Are you saying the IFBB held a show the same day as another show.  No way!  They would never do such a thing.       Man do they have balls or what.  This is why the IFBB as an organization sucks dick and has been a bad influence for the progress of BB.  They try to stop people like Ben from having a show and yet they do the same thing.  What a bunch of fucking assholes pure and simple.  Chic is your answer to this one.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Jizzacked on January 14, 2011, 08:17:43 PM
The two Vince's were featured in another photo. Goodrum as supertrolly and me as the driver of the white van.  Could Keith have done this?

Never mind the Han-d-Gas machine, I want Keith's computer! It will be safe with me.

great thread bros... and vince, I have a new found respect for you and your articulate manner of bringing the past to the forefront and making it feel like the present.  btw I don't know who did that shop of you sitting in the van with vince in the spiderman suit, but I have to admit that is some subtle genius right there.. my money is on keith being the mastermind.

I think keith would have loved this thread, it is a real celebration of the work he put in around these parts.  not to mention we got goodrum up in here putting his rented two cents in.  all in all I think getbig has really honored one of it's most notorious bros to the fullest.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 08:31:29 PM
Keith and I used to bag Goodrum whenever he posted bullshit. However, Keith had a way of saying stuff that was totally offensive but accurate and funny as hell. No way I would or could say stuff like that but Keith didn't give a shit. Goodrum bagged him back and thus perpetuated the feud. Like all flame wars they are hilarious until you are the target!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Lion666 on January 14, 2011, 08:34:18 PM
shoot, just reading his post last week, keith was alright,reading his posts and chatn with him on getbig since 04-05

 he will def be missed on this board

rip keith onlyme noworries jones
getbig


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lion666 on January 14, 2011, 08:36:13 PM
rip
keith onlyme noworries jones
getbig


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 14, 2011, 08:40:04 PM
I havent been around in a while so I was shocked to hear this. Keith was a good friend to me both on and off GB, and I will miss him. God Speed my brother!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 08:40:36 PM
Keith was always out there helping people and promoting this and that. Here he is playing with bears.

 Re: this should be the get big duo of the month
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2007, 12:45:13 AM » Quote 

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Quote from: HowieW on June 19, 2007, 02:46:08 PM
Great pic onlyme ! She looks like she loves ya big guy.


Keith: There was actually 2 cubs (Fred & Wilma).  You want a great cardio session, get in a cage with 2 bear cubs.  Non stop action.  They just don't quit playing with you.  I swear it was unreal.  They just want to keep biting you and scratch you.  I went through maybe 25 apples or more in 30 minutes.  It was fun though.  Its funner out in the wide open area but they tend to wonder off.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 08:46:16 PM
Bluto posted about having a sore throat and wanted some advice. Keith was always kind enough to respond.

 I got a sore throat and a cold might be coming!
« on: June 29, 2007, 07:12:29 AM » Quote 

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What are you suggestions to battle this! I still performed at the gym today like a warrior! But I don't want this to affect my training for tomorrow which is ARMS! (and dont give me any of those gay jokes!) 

Keith:use warm water and honey and cinnamon I think.  Suppose to make throat feel better.  Or you can do what Sean does for a sore throat just don't stick it in as far

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Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 08:51:19 PM
Sex was a constant theme in many of Keith's posts.

 Brutal delivery!
« on: April 10, 2006, 12:07:52 PM » Quote 

I was getting a big package today from the UPS lady and asked her if she needed a hand.  When she said, "I can manage."  I replied, "MONSTER TRICEPS!"  She was confused, but got the oversized box anyway.

Keith:  I had a UPS lady getting ready to handle my huge package.  I asked if she needed help.  She looks up to me and says "no I want to do it by myself"  I replied MONSTER MOUTH!  She looked confused but handled it.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 08:56:35 PM
Keith would always change his beliefs if experience taught him something. He accumulated a lot of experience re gyms and business that made other people come to him for advice.


     Re: Regarding tanning
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2006, 01:15:19 PM » Quote 

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I always thught a tanning salon in Hawaii is stupid.  Well I was way wrong.  They are booked almost all day.  The thing is people have to work here.  They are indoors from 7am or 8am to 4pm or 5pm. five days a week.  So they don't get much time to go outside in the sun.  Weekends yes but for somethat isn't enough.  So after work or at lunch the salon s where they go. Now people like me do nothing all day but go to my pool or the beach.  Here I am at the beautiful Old Airport Beach a couple weeks ago.  I'm not even that tan right now though.   


Title: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: Brakus on January 14, 2011, 08:59:49 PM

 Posted at Ironmanmagazine.com


 http://ironmanmagazine.com/blogs/fast-muscle-building-tips/rip-keith-jones-%E2%80%93-a-fun-loving-strong-friend.php


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 14, 2011, 09:28:10 PM
The two Vince's were featured in another photo. Goodrum as supertrolly and me as the driver of the white van.  Could Keith have done this?

Never mind the Han-d-Gas machine, I want Keith's computer! It will be safe with me.

one of the funniest chopped eva!


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 09:30:29 PM
You can tell that Keith used to manage gyms. He was the master of the direct and highly offensive putdowns. Here is a typical Jones delivery.

 Re: Regarding tanning
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2006, 08:21:36 PM » Quote 

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Hell I live 100' from the water.  I take my laptop to the pool and do work and hang on here.  I just so happen to have office outside in the sun when I want.  And yes it is very boring tosit at the beach.  That's why I don't go to sit.  I go to work get in the water and cool off.  Unlike some that have to be sure they take the wrench out of their pocket before taking a shit.  So are you teasing us that you are going to shoot yourself.  And I'll be sure to rub one off in the tanning bed you are going to use.  You can think of it as lotion for your self.


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on January 14, 2011, 09:31:53 PM
No!!

Keith, you will surely be missed my friend.

I will mourn you until I join you.

Heaven is a better place with you there.

See you soon, my friend.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 09:36:32 PM
Here is vintage Keith Jones at work.

Re: It takes alot of guts going onstage with hardly nothing on
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2006, 06:27:51 PM » Quote  

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Quote from: jumpstart on October 08, 2006, 05:52:42 PM
but your posers. You think you have enough courage to pull that off?


Keith: Yes it does.  And mix in looks like this and you have enough courage to sell bee pollen and magic sticks.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 14, 2011, 09:38:27 PM
Damn, it felt like I knew this guy.  I was really pulling for him to come out of nowhere and surprise everyone by getting into good shape.  Amazing how sad I feel for the loss.  RIP, Keith - I'll never forget you.

Been unable to find any stories or obituaries, but maybe it's too soon(?).  ???


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 09:40:35 PM
Someone, no homo, noticed that Goodrum's nuts were hanging outside his posing suit. Vince G CSN MFT explained that the posing outfit was too small. Jesus, it is one thing to get up on stage that smooth and sporting gynocomastia but quite another to expose your nuts like that. No wonder Keith laughed at this nincompoop.  


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: PORKY on January 14, 2011, 09:41:07 PM
WOW! No wonder the silence from him over the recent months.
RIP.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 09:46:29 PM
You have to wonder where Keith got all his photos from. Here is a classic that he posted without even any hesitation. He always laughed at pathetic people and wanted to share that humour.

 Re: Men want hot women, study confirms
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2007, 12:35:20 PM » Quote 

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yes we all want hot chicks 
 


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 09:49:57 PM
Keith was fearless and took on all comers on Getbig. Here he is owning Squadfather.

 HOW DELIRIOUS DO YOU HAVE TO BE.....................
« on: November 07, 2007, 08:40:57 AM » Quote 

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To think you look good in these pics and to give advice on subject you know nothing about. 
 


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 14, 2011, 09:55:35 PM
I guess his "noworries" account was in timeout for awhile.

You know, I wonder if he would get seriously depressed when he'd read all the jokes and shit about himself on here, and seeing the pictures that LiftStudios (or whatver) insisted on posting to fuck with him.  I almost have to LOL at some of the dickbags who are now trying to act like they were cool with Keith, when in reality they acted like little bitches toward him.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 09:57:34 PM
Keith wanted to train for the Sydney Olympics in 2000 and said he threw the discus 196 feet. That is one heck of a long way. Almost 60 metres. He pulled a big tire around Diamond Head in Honolulu as part of his training. When he told his stories a lot of the young fellows scoffed and didn't believe him. Yet Keith didn't bullshit and had photos to back up his stories.  



Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: TonyAlva on January 14, 2011, 10:00:22 PM
R.I.P. big guy


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 14, 2011, 10:11:14 PM
Melvin, you gave almost as good as you got from me and Keith so don't come here thinking you are high and mighty. This thread isn't about you even though you provided Keith and many other people with plenty of laughs. This thread is about Keith and his sense of humour and things he valued and things that pissed him off.

He isn't here to defend himself now but he has a lot of guys here who will so the best thing you can do is not contribute unless in the spirit of the thread.  


Good, now that we have established that this thread isn't about me, do me a favor and leave my name out of it...... ::)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 14, 2011, 10:17:06 PM
Oh please, you old bastard.  Just about every post that's been made lately by you has mentioned my name so don't act all innocent.  I've kept it PC around here about Keith and I intend to leave it that way.  But you and everyone elses attempts to post Keith's messages of hate is only a fool's errand. 


One more thing, don't get on my back because I don't give a shit about Keith...his passing away doesn't change jack shit about my opinion of him and no one can blame me for not giving a rat's ass about him.   

He wished death on me and my family, said a lot of horrible things, and ultimately Ron banned him for ridiculing the Ben Weider being dead.  He should be grateful that I have enough respect to not piss on his grave as he's done on others.
;D


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Army of One on January 14, 2011, 10:17:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5MnwN5K4U


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 14, 2011, 10:21:17 PM
Melvin, you gave almost as good as you got from me and Keith so don't come here thinking you are high and mighty. This thread isn't about you even though you provided Keith and many other people with plenty of laughs. This thread is about Keith and his sense of humour and things he valued and things that pissed him off.

He isn't here to defend himself now but he has a lot of guys here who will so the best thing you can do is not contribute unless in the spirit of the thread.  


Good, now that we have established that this thread isn't about me, do me a favor and leave my name out of it...... ::)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 14, 2011, 10:28:20 PM

Good, now that we have established that this thread isn't about me, do me a favor and leave my name out of it...... ::)

Unless he is always using their full name, couldn't it also be about Melvin "gummy bear" Anthony? Or Vince "Liar about cardio" Taylor?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: MB_722 on January 14, 2011, 10:44:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5MnwN5K4U

touching video. It's sad.


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 14, 2011, 11:04:45 PM

Good, now that we have established that this thread isn't about me, do me a favor and leave my name out of it...... ::)
:D


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 11:29:42 PM
Keith was a player and enjoyed the good life. Here he is with practical advice to save your ass. Don't smell like fish when you come home!

 Re: If a guy has to masturbate, then the wife/gf isn't doing their job.
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2008, 03:51:50 PM » Quote 

For anyone chosing to have a girlfriend and one on the side.  Just be sure to wash your dick good and use baby powder afterwards.  My ex used to smell my cock every night when I came home.  It was the first thing she did.  Not once did I get caught.  One time I fell asleep at someone else's house.  I woke up around 5am and hauled ass to my girlfriends house.  I parked my car in the driveway and at 7am when she left for work my car was rigth there next to hers.  She knocked on the window and asked what I was doing and I told her I lost the key cause of a fight I was in at work (I was a bouncer at the time) and I slept in the car cause I didn't want to wake her up cause I knew she had to get up early for work.  Again I dodged it.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 11:36:25 PM
Keith let it all hang out. Maybe he felt he had nothing to lose? Sometimes people post way too much personal information.

 Re: does usin a condom take away from the sensation?
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2007, 02:27:48 AM » Quote 

I have never worn one in my life.  My ex didn't want to take the pill wanted me to wear them and I tried once and as soon as I put it on Moby he hid.  I just can't wear them.  I had an awesome chick in Maui when I was there with the Barbarian Brothers that wanted to fuck so bad and absolutely refused unless I had a rubber.  I think Dave shoved some under the door (they were in the room next to me and were listening to us and heard she wanted me to have one, and were laughing their asses off) but I still couldn't wear it.  So we didn't fuck but she gave me head.  Don't figure.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 11:40:16 PM
Goodrum is such a tool. No wonder Keith crapped on him whenever he could. This is my way of letting Keith unload one last time on that buffoon.

 Re: Vince Goodrum on Big Nation Radio tonight!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2008, 08:21:50 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 26, 2008, 03:14:54 PM

Can't wait till my next competition....


Keith:  What is it.  The Mr. "Ugly, Fat, No Muscle, Stupid, Moron, Ignorant, Delusional and Inbreed" Contest in Ghetto, NC.  Now there is a contest you might take 1st in.  If you are planning to enter a BB contest...........don't.  All you do is make whatever contest you enter a joke.  It isn't fair to the real BB's.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 11:47:00 PM
Since the spider bite Keith was thinking about his death. Who wouldn't be if you suffered like he did?  



 Re: How may of you is afraid to die
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2007, 11:00:09 AM » Quote 

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I think about this all the time.  It's not the dying I am afraid of.  I surely don't want to be suffering a slow death.  I want to die quickly so I can't think about anything.  The thing that I hate most is what my daughter will be like when I am gone.  We are so close that I know she is going to be a wreck for awhile. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 11:50:43 PM
Keith knew how to put wannabes in their place. This included the notorious Squadfather.

 WILL SQUADFATHER EVER DO SOMETHING
« on: September 22, 2007, 11:41:41 AM » Quote 

I say NO.  He will always be known as an Internet pirate who hides cause he is embarrassed and has never done anythign yet gives advice on things he has no idea about. hahahaaha, monster insecurity having to attempt to make others look bad to make him look good.  I love it.  I am fat and out of shape and I control this moron.  He talks about me in every thread even when I am gone.  hahaha Squadpussy you are my official internet stalker.  Keep posting from all your gimmick accounts to make it look like you have supporters.  Go look at yourself in the mirror and realize Getbig is the best thing that will ever happen in your life.  Now really how sad is that. hahahaha


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 14, 2011, 11:56:28 PM
Keith was a dreamer like the rest of us. He owned a Porsche and would have loved a big motor home. He posted about this fabulous one. That one would cost over a million and maybe 2.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 01:47:11 AM
Everytime Goodrum sticks his nose in this thread he is going to get bagged severly via Onlyme. Here I am doing my tribute to Keith and that loser has to say shit.  

 Re: A Picture is Worth A Million Words
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2006, 09:56:55 PM » Quote 


Well I don't know about a million is neccessary.  Here are a few thatpretty well sums it up;

black piece of shit
bullshit queen
cock sucking negro (i keep this clean)
snake oil salesmen
mentally retarded (sorry to all the mentally challeneged)
monster dellusional
idiot
dipshit
worst body
not a bodybuilder (except he does fit the criteria for the IFBB)
low class
chubby (okay fat)
more to come from others...............


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 01:52:37 AM
Now, where was I? Well, Keith was nobody's fool. He saw through people and what they did. Here is an example.

 Re: IFBB is not Federation, it is a company
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2006, 08:37:32 PM » Quote  


Quote from: bbinsider on September 21, 2006, 08:23:34 PM
The Weiders sold Weider Publications. Not the IFBB.


Keith:  And the Olympia for $3.2 million.
 
The IFBB is actually just a family business.  They masked it with fancy paperwork and shit but in reality it is just a family run business, ran like they want.  Everything else is smoke and mirrors.  Nothing more nothing less.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 15, 2011, 02:01:18 AM
Goodrum is such a tool. No wonder Keith crapped on him whenever he could. This is my way of letting Keith unload one last time on that buffoon.

 Re: Vince Goodrum on Big Nation Radio tonight!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2008, 08:21:50 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 26, 2008, 03:14:54 PM

Can't wait till my next competition....


Keith:  What is it.  The Mr. "Ugly, Fat, No Muscle, Stupid, Moron, Ignorant, Delusional and Inbreed" Contest in Ghetto, NC.  Now there is a contest you might take 1st in.  If you are planning to enter a BB contest...........don't.  All you do is make whatever contest you enter a joke.  It isn't fair to the real BB's.
haha his instant insults to goodrum are all classics, even if it was in every thread on gb i allways laughed my ass off


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:02:35 AM
Someone suggested supporting Titus and his partner. Here is what Keith had to say about that idea.

 Re: Very Sad
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2006, 10:25:46 AM » Quote  

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I do not know for a fact that they are innocent or guilty, nor do I chose to comment on my personal  opinion of the findings....but I do know that its very sad that the BB industry has chosen to turn into a "lynch mob" of sorts.  I, myself have a passion for this sport, and am very saddened that people cannot come together and  TRY to make BB look BETTER after all this, rather act like complete and total morons.

Keith: Yea, why can't all the pros and fans come together and support these two scumbag murderers/drug addicts.  We need to make it better by supporting them and realizing that sometimes you just have to choke someone out and burn them.  Then try to runaway to a foreign country.  Lets unite!
 
By the way how doyou make a disgusting murder by two top professionals look better.  Should everyone just ignore it.
 
  
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:05:03 AM
Mensa Bob, if these posts and photos don't make you laugh then Keith wasn't a funny dude. I think he was hilarious and I can see that you do, too. My tribute to Keith is to let people see his sense of humour among other things.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:11:29 AM
Keith was actually quite modest. He did things and didn't make a big deal out of what he did. He told me on the phone that he had the idea of turning his cap around for arm wrestling and Stallone's team used it. Keith also stared at people or up in the air with a crazy look. He said that helped him focus and put fear in his opponents! 

 Re: Arm wrestling
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2006, 08:38:43 PM » Quote 


Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 24, 2006, 12:29:24 PM
onlyme, what did you guys think about stallone attempting to pass himself off as an armwrestling champion in the movie when he was only 165lbs?


Stallone actually postponed the shooting of Over the Top so he could concentrate on practicing.  He took it very seriously.  We all took turns training him.  He did get the turning of the hat from me.  I was in a meeting with Judy Friedman and the guy who wrote Good Guys Wear Black (can't remember his name) when she told me that they loved what I did with the hat.  She was head of PR or something for Cannon Films.

He weighed about 175 in that movie.  At the weighin in the movie they had a small bag of sand on the scale to make him weigh 195 or whatever it said. 

Rick actually got that role because Sly's wife didn't like me opposite of Sly.  Paula Gordon of White Eagle Productions (Sly's company at the time) called meto tell me she ousted me and liked Ric best.  I actually got the part because WWF wrestler Big John Studd who casted as the original Bull Hurley refused to work on his kids birthday.  So they fired him.  Sly also took his entire $14 million paycheck in advance.  Cannon was notorious for not paying.  Also, portion of the money made for that movie went to autism which Sly kid suffers from.  I wrestled Ric a few times and never lost.  He was a big guy and really nice.  He actually kept me in arm wrestling, when I wanted to quit.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:15:14 AM
Stallone even copied Keith's expression.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:17:45 AM
Keith could poke fun at himself. That shows he had a great sense of humour. A thread was about lifting belts.

 Re: LIFTING BELTS
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2006, 07:09:08 PM » Quote 

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Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:20:58 AM
Yet another Goodrum owning!

 Re: Vince Goodrum threatens to sue someone again...
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2007, 12:06:11 AM » Quote 

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There is no way Goodrum would ever win in court in any case.  NO WAY.  All the other person would have to do is bring up his bullshit on his website and all the shit he has pulled on the internet.  His character is thrown out the window.  Being a perpetual liar doesn't help his case either.  All he can do is make threats.  He can never act on one.  Pus, his pre-paid legal shit doesn't cover court costs.  He already turns in bottles to pay his monthly fee as it is.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:25:48 AM
Keith's health was not good after the spider bite. Listen to what he had to say a few years ago.

 Re: Onlyme
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 09:13:43 AM » Quote 

Pressing the 300 is the easy part.  Everything is still going forward but not as fast as I would like it, simply because I just don't feel good.  If it ain't my leg giving me problems it is my lower back (which is most of the time).  I am working pretty good on the dieting though.  I still think I can be pretty close to my goal by my birthday (end of december) which I really want to do.  I am walking as much as possible.  I know some guys will get on this thread and rag the hit out of me, and it wouldn't be Getbig if they didn't.  But, I am trying and I know sooner or later I will be back.  Thanks for asking

 Re: Onlyme
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2008, 11:02:37 AM » Quote 

Guys my problem is right now I am under a huge amount of stress.  It is really hard for me to concentrate on anything.  I go to the gym and all I think about is business.  I have a lot of people counting on me right now and I am very much into doing what I have to do.  I know for a fact once I am done with what I have to do then I will be in the gym everyday and my mental state will be back.  Till then I am basically a pussy who can't handle the pressure and working out at the same time.  I thought I could do it all together but I just can't.  To much at stake.  But it is only going to be a little longer.  About 30 days or less and I will be good.  Sorry but that is all I can do for now.  But I do promise I will be back.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:30:51 AM
Keith was smart and could justify doing just about anything. Read on.....

 Re: Best $100 you ever spent?
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2007, 10:09:26 AM » Quote 

Here is a good story.  When I first moved to Hawaii my uncle set me up with his attorney here who is a very prominent attorney.  He took me out to dinner then a Korean bar.  I have never been to one of these places.  We the place gives you a girl for your table and she is thewre to serve you.  Well, drinking is the main thing here.  The girl gets paid by how much you drink.  The beers are $20 and you get 2 beers.  One for you and one for the girl.  But the girl can have a hard drink instead.  And the beers are these little bottles that are maybe 8 oz.  So after about an hour or so Mr. Lee (attorney) has to leave.  The girl convince me to stay. 

To make a long story short, I ened up closing the bar and the girl drove me back to her place.  I spent at least another $100 on drinks for her.  Well we ended up doing the wild thing on her couch.  The whole time I couldn't get off my mind I had paid all that money for drinks and to be with this girl.  She was very hot oriental with a great body, but still I just can't seeing having to pay for it.

Well while she was in the showering cleaning off I noticed her purse and it was open.  I took a look and there was a huge wad of money.  I thought what the heck, she won't notice if I take some of it.  SO I reached inside and just took a small part of the clump of money that was in there and stuck it in my pocket.

Well she ended up taking me home and I never saw her again.  When I counted the money it ended up being over $200 (can't remember exact amount).  So I didn't feel as bad now spending that $100.  I never heard anything about the incident so I figured she didn't even know.

I know this sounds bad and everything cause I don't steal and especially from women but I was young and thought it was cool.  I later found out from Mr. Lee, that the drinks they serve the girls is just water or apple juice.  And the beers are filled in the back from kegs and then recapped.  So I really didn't feel bad after hearing how they ripp of their customers. 

For right now this was a great $100 spent.  Doubled my money, got laid and got drinks.  Can't beat it.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 15, 2011, 02:34:12 AM
nice job with the thread vince, it should be a sticky for the rest of get bigs life


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:34:36 AM
How alpha males think.

 Mouth or Pussy
« on: March 16, 2007, 06:43:45 PM » Quote  

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Keith: Here is a good thread.  What would you rather get from a girl.  Great head or a great fuck.  What do you like better.  I personally like head better.  My ratio of  getting head and fucking is easy 3 to 1 at least if not more.  Plus it is always easier to get head than to fuck too.  I'm a member of the 1/2 mile club.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:38:30 AM
What about that trademark moustache?

 Re: the word on the street is that onlyme....
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2007, 12:02:47 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Saxon on May 19, 2007, 11:58:18 AM
Onlyme as a fellow moustached man, how do you care for your lip hair?


Keith: Nothing but trimming it.  I wash my face everyday.  I was seriously thinking about shaving it last week.  I have had a mustache since I was 20.  I have never shaved it off.  I did a Gillette commercial where I shaved my head but refused to shave the stache.  Same with a couple other jobs.  I refused to shave the stache.  For the past 10 years or so I have always had just 2 gray hairs in it.  Now I have allot more and I think it makes me look older.  I have NO wrinkles at all on my face and great skin. But the stache is gray.  I am very tempted.  It would be weird though


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:50:27 AM
Keith was fair to other guys in the game.

 Re: CAPTION PIC OF BOB CHICK MEETING LEE HANEY!
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2007, 09:47:47 PM » Quote 

Quote from: onlyme on November 21, 2007, 09:35:23 PM
I'm my buddy Chic can hold his as a youngster


Chick:  Man, time flies....all is good Keith!


Keith:  Man I read my post and I am missing half the words. I meant: I'm think my buddy Chic can hold his own as a youngster.

 I think way faster than I can type.
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:58:46 AM
Confessions from Keith! About love and hate.

 Re: Motivation for Fatties on a Diet...
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2006, 10:45:40 AM » Quote 

This (hot chicks) is motivation.  This is what I used to get.  Now even though I have not changed a bit with my personality my body has changed greatly.  And now, this type of girl jsut doesn';t seem that interested in me anymore.  I have and stillmake friends like this but they are just friends.  I never really had a "just friend" hot chick.  I have almost always at least had some kind of sex with them.  But, now it is mostly friend crap.  So, getting in shape tobe able to obtain this again is a big driving force in my training now,  Plus I want to be around for my grandchild and daughters.

By the way, anything I say bad to anyone on this board ever is all in jest.  There is no one on here that I have seen that I could actually hate.  There are a few who I think are completely delirious.  I have my fun and believe me it's fun.  But, probably one of the most things people who know me is how nice I am to everyone.  What I say on here is just my creative juices typing.  I think just about everyone can tell that from me on here.  Except you.  I tell my stories because even though they are 100% true, they are funny.  I can't help that.  And, if people like them then great.  So settle down or Vince is going to come on here and prescribed some bee pollen shit for you to take a couple times a day.
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:11:51 AM
Some noworries posts. Will get back to onlyme ones later.


      Re: could goodrum get into the PDI?
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2006, 06:24:19 AM » Quote  


Quote from: noworries on October 05, 2006, 09:26:47 PM
Sorry but even he is so horrible looking no way would he be able to even get top 10 in one of the qualifiers.  

Goodrum:  There isn't even 10 people who competed at the NOC.  Yes I could become a PDI pro very easily.  Some of the folks who did turn pro looked much worse than I did and they used steroids......  

Triple H wrote: First of all, it's "There aren't..."  you illiterate shit stain.

You cannot be serious.  You have the worst physique that I have ever seen on a bodybuilding stage.

Buy a mirror.

Keith:  Like i have always said, he has a mirror but it is from the circus


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:20:26 AM
Goodrum was crying about not getting his blue stars for competing in the Mr Getbig contest.

 Re: Vince/Melvin
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2008, 10:10:23 AM » Quote 

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Quote from: Melvin Goodrum on February 07, 2008, 08:00:30 AM

I changed my mind, www.vincegoodrum.com has no real meaning to me.  And like I said before, I could care less about Getbig.com especially since Ron hasn't keep his word in issuing out those blue stars or given the stars to the folks who did the Mr Getbig.

I was going to the Arnold but I won't have anything to do except visit my Dad or something.  I just got a contract selling chiropractor and medical equipment so I'm going to concentrate more on building that up. 


Keith:  More excuses................. ..  Dude why don't you just shoot yourself and get it over with.  And you want us to believe you have a dad who would actually want to see you.  And don't ONLY BB competitors get the blue stars.  You are neither a BB or a competitor.  Showing up on stage looking like you do does not constitute blue stars.  Especially now we found out you are gay and the primary reason you go to BB shows is to get a good close look at the guys backstage.
 

 


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: JasonH on January 15, 2011, 04:33:19 AM
I guess his "noworries" account was in timeout for awhile.

You know, I wonder if he would get seriously depressed when he'd read all the jokes and shit about himself on here, and seeing the pictures that LiftStudios (or whatver) insisted on posting to fuck with him.  I almost have to LOL at some of the dickbags who are now trying to act like they were cool with Keith, when in reality they acted like little bitches toward him.

Me and Keith never had a single cross word with each other in all the time we've been here and although I laughed along with the other guys at the parodies of him I would always appreciate and laugh at the jokes he made too - he gave as good as he got and although I never knew him personally I don't think he would have got depressed about it - he was always posting on here (when he wasn't in timeout) so he kept coming back.

On a side note, it's sad to see there are no threads about Keith on any of the other boards like MD or RxMuscle.  :-\


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: Dominator285 on January 15, 2011, 06:53:51 AM
I guess his "noworries" account was in timeout for awhile.

You know, I wonder if he would get seriously depressed when he'd read all the jokes and shit about himself on here, and seeing the pictures that LiftStudios (or whatver) insisted on posting to fuck with him.  I almost have to LOL at some of the dickbags who are now trying to act like they were cool with Keith, when in reality they acted like little bitches toward him.
Exactly!

Where were you so called friends when he needed you the most?


Freaking hypocrites!


Dom out!


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 06:54:46 AM
Some thought onlyme was spending too much energy and time bagging Goodrum.

 no worries = onlyme
« on: November 01, 2009, 05:17:56 AM » Quote 

= has a total hard on for Vince G... LOL It's one thing to dislike a person online, but it's another thing to spend your entire day talking shit to someone on the internet...

No worries/ onlyme- Vince G totally owns you... you're pretty sad bro. Some life you've got... "Geee lets spend all day stalking Vince G and calling him names..." LMFAO loser

-A DUB

Keith's retort:  Yea okay Queer Vissy.  Who is in whose head.  How long did it take for you to get the balls to post this.  Don't tell me Vince came crying into bed last night and all you two did was cry together about how I hurt his feelings.  Get over it, cook him some chicken and suck his cock and you two will be okay again.  Hope this helps


Quote from: polychronopolous on November 01, 2009, 07:03:37 AM
I think Onlyme is one of the funniest guys on here by far.

I love it when him and Vince G. go back and forth.


Keith: He doesn't get it.  Goodrum is weak and I am too slow now so I feed off the weak, stupid, delusional and pathetic.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: RagingBull on January 15, 2011, 07:19:34 AM
Rest in peace.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: vic86 on January 15, 2011, 07:22:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki4UKsI8bms

In one of the earlier threads,Keith had also mentioned that in the late 80s he had met Mike Tyson at a party and became friends with him.Guess he gifted him a jacket too.

There wont be another like him!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Colossus_1986 on January 15, 2011, 08:20:23 AM
Make me wish I visited more often in the last 2 years...

Keith had a big heart, great stories, and made for some great moments here...GetBig won't be the same.
RIP buddy...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 15, 2011, 08:27:43 AM
Thanks again, ya'll.

It's been a busy few days and to top it off, my cell phone broke and became useless and I lost all the phone numbers I had stored in it.

So if some of you GetBiggers don't receive returned calls of gratitude ..... that's the reason.

Keith's daughter packed up all of Keith's belongings yesterday, but I was taking care of other business and did not have the chance to discuss things with her .... but Keith's memorial is planned as follows -

Memorial service will be held on Saturday, January 29th 2011 @ 1:00 PM.
Trinity Lutheran Church, 4783 W. 130th, Hawthonre,CA 90250

Close friends and family members will gather together on the  25th of Jan. here in Las Vegas

Keith's ashes will be returned to Hawaii on or about 1 February.

Once again I want to thank you all on behalf of Keith and his family for your concern, comments, memories, and prayers.

I can assure you that it's been comforting.

I will post more about Keith's demise when the "world" get backs to some form of normalcy. Give me a couple more days.

Thanks, Stunt

I will be seeing Jaime this morning and will discuss other matters and post it here.
 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 15, 2011, 09:16:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5MnwN5K4U

Very nice.  Thank you for doing that.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 15, 2011, 09:23:35 AM
Wow.........as much as him and I fought on the boards I would never wish the guy dead.  I feel bad for his daughter.  Makes you realize just how short life is.  RIP!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: rccs on January 15, 2011, 09:32:36 AM
RIP...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Boost on January 15, 2011, 09:36:11 AM
Just read the news  :'(

While I'm guilty of several non malicious parodies of the OnlyMe character, one fact remains:

Keith has done more with his half century on earth than most could ever imagine.

Hopefully Keith's passing has lit a fire under each and every one of us to dare to think big and chase our dreams. In the words of Sinatra,

"I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way"
 
:'( :'( :'(






Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Max_Rep on January 15, 2011, 10:18:34 AM
Keith was a dreamer like the rest of us. He owned a Porsche and would have loved a big motor home. He posted about this fabulous one. That one would cost over a million and maybe 2.

When I visited Pete Grymkowski a few years ago, he now has that Porsche. Great thread Vince...

I wish we could find the post from about 5 years ago. Keith was talking about homosexuals and said something like... The closest thing I ever had to a dick in my ass was once when the toilet paper ripped when I was wiping my ass. My finger is a size 13 which is bigger than most dicks. Of course it was funnier than that but you can imagine with Keith's style and storytelling skills, he had everyone in stitches.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: dr.chimps on January 15, 2011, 10:35:35 AM
I remember once that Keith took exception to my comment that 'Over The Top' wasn't a particularly good movie. I think I even said it was on par with 'Roadhouse' in it's crapitude. Keith? I still think you're wrong, but as one commenter noted: 'No movie in history has so well combined a child custody case and arm wrestling. A true classic indeed.'

Here's to ya, Keith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5iDUnx0iY 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 15, 2011, 10:46:59 AM
WOW~ !!!! That's a beautiful Keith Memorial video. Did you do that ArmyofOne?

Thanks so much!!! I just happened to see it 2 minutes ago

With your permission I'd like to show that at the memorial late this month.

Very nice and touching work. Thanks


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Army of One on January 15, 2011, 11:58:50 AM
WOW~ !!!! That's a beautiful Keith Memorial video. Did you do that ArmyofOne?

Thanks so much!!! I just happened to see it 2 minutes ago

With your permission I'd like to show that at the memorial late this month.

Very nice and touching work. Thanks

Yes, I figured this place meant alot to him so it was the least I could do, show he would be missed.Yes, sure you can use it  :D


Title: Re: R.I.P Keith Jones aka "OnlyMe' had passed away
Post by: American Muscle on January 15, 2011, 12:09:20 PM
I guess his "noworries" account was in timeout for awhile.

You know, I wonder if he would get seriously depressed when he'd read all the jokes and shit about himself on here, and seeing the pictures that LiftStudios (or whatver) insisted on posting to fuck with him.  I almost have to LOL at some of the dickbags who are now trying to act like they were cool with Keith, when in reality they acted like little bitches toward him.

Myself, I'll miss his stories.  I'll miss the thoughts that he may one day show everyone that he DID have it in him to return to a lower body fat.  He gave a good reason for checking into getbig to see his latest posts.  Damn, I am so sorry this happened - especially in this way, at this time.

The endless disrespect hurt him, I can guarantee it.  He seemed to be the sort of person who very much wanted to "fit in" and be allowed to enjoy simple, basic respect.  Instead, he was often ripped apart for just trying to share a story or two.  Stories that were in fact true, by the way, which placed him in a rare class on the G.O board.  

Yes, you're right.  I think of a certain meth-smoking aboriginal dwarf in particular, along with a few other degenerates who are hardly in positions to criticize.  I hope this is a trigger for some assholes to grow up.  If you know you're really hurting someone, back off.  Life is too damned short.

RIP, Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Ugly on January 15, 2011, 12:35:26 PM
RIP, big fella.

This is terribly sad. Anyone know what caused it?



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: FREAKgeek on January 15, 2011, 01:08:36 PM
My condolences.

Keith was one of the best contributors to this board and was a hell of a strength athlete. It's a damn shame he went down like this.

RIP big man.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:47:57 PM
Out of respect for Keith I will buy Over the Top and watch it. On the day of his funeral I will have some Danish pastries! :) I got a letter from Stunt telling me a few things about Keith but I will let him tell everyone. What surprised me was to learn that Keith didn't eat that much. Stunt couldn't figure out how he got so big on such small portions. Those who knew Keith personally had to conclude it must have been complications resulting from the spider bite. I guess a lot of that weight was fluid retention. When it comes to physical processes in the body we don't always know what is going on. When we see a big person we assume they overate. That might be true in most people but isn't true for everyone. Stunt said Keith was a hard worker and spent most of his time doing business on his computer. Apparently he needed only 3 hours sleep each night. He sure was battling away over there. Stunt confirmed my suspicion that Keith was not in Hawaii recently. He kept his Hawaii phone number so that is why my records show I called Hawaii.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Bam-bam on January 15, 2011, 02:51:17 PM
Quote
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362427.0;attach=397924;image)

NOW THAT WAS REFRESHING


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: clued-up on January 15, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362427.0;attach=397883;image)

I’ve shown Goodrum to numerous people IRL.. given them the lowdown on the guy - and they all refuse to believe that he’s real.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: clued-up on January 15, 2011, 02:57:00 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362427.0;attach=397924;image)
NOW THAT WAS REFRESHING



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 02:58:57 PM
Stunt is being one heck of a mate to Keith and his family. He has kindly written back to me and told me a few things. He assures me his daughter Jaime will take good care of Keith's computer and personal belongings. Apparently Keith gave most of his things away and was very generous. Yeah, that sounds like our Keith. A big guy with a big heart. He didn't go to Hawaii recently but has the same phone number from there. So my conclusion was wrong after seeing my phone bill.

I would like to send Jaime some money to help with the funeral expenses. I think that is what everyone else here should do. I always feel sending flowers is a waste of money except to the florists! She could use that money now and not have a burden of having to pay so much money.

Stunt wrote that Keith didn't eat that much and when he did his portions were small. So the idea that he overate all the time and got fat isn't quite accurate. Those around Keith concluded the spider bite must have changed his systems and perhaps he also retained a lot of fluid. We have little idea how much he suffered over the years but it must have been awful.  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: 99 Bananas on January 15, 2011, 03:10:45 PM
He was a good guy, at least he lived a long great life. We only get a few years on this rock in this fleshy body, and he had his share of great times with great people. He did what he loved to do and thats what really counts in this life. Pose in peace.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:25:32 PM
Keith was no stranger to the media and has been on TV and in the papers re his promotions and arm wrestling. He was in Time Magazine re arm wrestling. Here is a link to that story.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,965869,00.html



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
I can't believe how many times Keith bagged Goodrum! No matter what the question he would often use Goodrum as the bad example! :)


 What's wrong with Bodybuilding?
« on: February 22, 2010, 11:49:49 PM » Quote 


Stark: In one sentence... It has become a freak show for horny middle aged balding men.

Keith: They let people like this delusional idiot enter contests.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Butterbean on January 15, 2011, 03:34:25 PM
I haven't read this whole thread yet but I remember a story Keith told..not sure if it was on the board or in an email but it was something about him and 3 other big guys that jumped in a Rabbit Convertible and drove it round and round this circle driveway or hotel parking lot or something and the weight of the 4 guys combined had the tires smoking. ;D 

He said he was pretty sure there is a video of that somewhere but he didn't know where it was (or who had it?).  It would be great to see that vid :)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bodyofsteel on January 15, 2011, 03:36:38 PM
Well I certainly learned a lot about the man by reading this thread and I have a new respect for him!


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:36:54 PM
Keith did a Gillette commercial with Don Ross. Apparently they had a lot of fun doing it.

 Re: Muscle Beach News
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 09:42:41 PM » Quote 

Had a few good times with Don.  This Gillette commercial we did was fun and he made it outrageous.  I have a great story when we were reading for a Dino DeLaurentis movie.  He was completely nuts.  He interviewed me over the phone when I was in Hawaii and was going to do a short article on me for some magazine he was writing for.  Years passed and stuff and then he died way to soon.  He really enjoyed life.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
Keith was damn strong. In the press behind neck if you can do 225 from your shoulders you are strong. Keith and the Barbarian Bros regularly did 315 and occasionally went up to 405 for reps. That is superman territory.

Re: Barbarian BP
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2005, 07:40:02 PM » Quote 

Keith: Well we did shoulders more than anything.  315 seated BNP we did the most of.  At a place called "The Gym" back in 1991 or 92 or so we did go up to 405.  They always spotted each other no matter what.  Even if it was just a finger help.  I didn''t lie a spot for anything.  And I always start my BNP from bottom.  I did 2 no help at all with a spot for a third.  They would do 4 or 5 reps but helped a little on each rep.  We ususally stayed at 315 though.  Another thing we did was lateral raises startig at 60 or 70 and going down in weight 5 lbs at a time and raise the reps.  People thought we were fooling around when we got down to the 5 lb db's and doing them for 15 reps or so and barely being able to lift them.  I know it looked funny.  I never did legs with them and chest only a few times.  We did curls a couple times.  In Maui we did BB curls on the preacher bench.  I didn't do heavy db curls with them.  They were strong as hell.  And yes that B&W pic of them doing 365 BNP is good.  Pete G is watching them


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:47:18 PM
Keith used to do strong man feats such as blowing up a hot water bottle. Some guys would 'treat' them first but putting them in an oven or something. I asked Keith about this feat.

 Re: Muscle Beach News
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2009, 11:46:12 PM » Quote  


Quote from: Vince Basile on September 08, 2009, 11:28:15 PM
Good on you, Keith. Not many of the flotsam will ever achieve what you have done through lifting weights and being strong.

A question about blowing up hot water bottles. Are they prepared in any way before you blow them up? I tried one and couldn't even get it started to expand. Maybe they make them strong here in Australia?


Keith: I know I didn't and I also used the thickest hot water bottle you can buy in a store.  Once I did an exhibition and the promoter bought a cheaper one and it blew up way to early and it cut my ear.  It usually took at least 40 breaths to pop one.  And getting it started is the hardest part.  I had Lee Haney try it when he was in Hawaii and I thought his head was going to blow up.  His veins in his head got huge.  I was a spokesperson for the American Lung Association and I always blew one up when I had to do an appearance.  People seemed to like it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZeSPZodT5o


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:53:49 PM
Some people ask the weirdest questions on Getbig. Keith wasn't shy about giving an answer. It wasn't usually the answer that was expected!

 Re: if my wife catches me in hear i am toast...
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 11:02:50 PM » Quote 

Quote from: marty31672 on February 16, 2010, 08:54:02 PM
but, i am too curious to ignore the question on my mind

this is based on somebody's response to me in another thread but..

do a girl's butt smell different than a guy's butt, or do both smell like the same kind of?

ignore artificial stuff like perfumes and soaps that are used by different genders

would kinda of make sense a different smell kinda like how dogs can tell gender by sniffing butt
but maybe its the pussy they are smelling because they have strong sence of smell in they noses


Keith: I would hope no ass smells like mine :)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:55:56 PM
Keith always had a dependable fall guy to bag on!

 Re: mive arvilla and laura spilt up??
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2010, 07:55:27 PM » Quote 

Quote from: TruthHurts on January 13, 2010, 06:04:09 PM
wtf? thought these two would be together for the long haul. what hopes for the rest of us and what happen to cause this?


Keith: All that matters is that Goodrum and Queer Vissy are still topgether


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 03:58:36 PM
Keith didn't hold back his opinion of modern bodybuilding and the organizations behind it.

 Re: Bob Chick Explains what a Publication Deal is
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2010, 05:27:58 PM » Quote 


Keith: First off calling bodybuilding a sport is stretching it.  But, the bodybuilding mags are a different situation because they are owned by the company that owns the bodybuilding federation everyone is a member of.  Sports illustr.sated is not owned by any sports team as is any other major "real" sports magazine.  Golf Digest is not owned by the PGA.  Tennis Digest is not owned by the USTA.  FLEX, M&F and whatever others are owned by AMI (formally the Weiders).  Just another reason why BB is stupid to get in too.p


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 04:05:49 PM
I clashed with Goodrum plenty. Keith was always there to lend a hand. Goodrum had no chance against our combined efforts. :)

 Re: Vince Goodrum revealed! From the archives.
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 05:54:34 AM » Quote 


Quote from: Vince Basile on February 06, 2010, 05:45:37 AM
Naw, I was looking to see when I first posted on Getbig. Found some post from early 2002 but I know I posted before that. That is when I found the Goodrum post and it made me lol.

If Goodrum owned a porn site he wouldn't be peddling vitamins and gym equipment!

At least Goodrum confesses that he uses gimmick accounts to do his dirty work.


Goodrum: I did own a XXX online store at one time, and while it did well the commission wasn't as much as my fitness business.  Not only that, I got irritated at people asking disgusting questions as to whether I sold kiddie porn or bestiality videos.  Maybe it wouldn't have been a problem for you to answer those questions but not for me which is why I closed it.  It was actually the only time Tre had some respect for me and he was mad at me for closing up the place.

Basile, I've obviously own your mind 24/7 especially if you're going to spend your final golden years looking up information on me.  Seek a new script, Methuselah......

Vince Basile: You mean even your porn site was a flop. Don't give me the line about your having principles. Weren't you the guy the wrestlers wanted to beat up because you were bagging them from the audience? The fans threw soda bottles at you.

Keith: Queer 'Chris Jacobs" Vissy loves Goodrum.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Benny B on January 15, 2011, 04:09:55 PM
RIP, big fella.

This is terribly sad. Anyone know what caused it?



He weighed around 500 pounds. The answer seems rather obvious.  :-\

 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 04:10:26 PM
The one time Keith actually complimented Goodrum!

 Re: Are gays offended when people call 'no homo' or do they take it as a compliment?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 03:52:37 PM » Quote 

Quote from: disturbia on August 18, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
I disagree massively.  It is simply a saying that many use (especially on bb.com) to make the post be a little more comedic.  You are wayyyy wrong here.


Keith: You do know you are disagreeing with a huge fag don't you?  If Goodrum knows anything (which he doesn't) but in this case yes, he knows gay.  He has been a fudge packer and hot dog swallower for many years.  If anyone knows stuff about gay it is Goodrum.. Go ahead Vince put him in his place


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 04:30:19 PM
I swear I laugh out loud reading some of onlyme's threads. Keith was great at the one liners. He would have been fun to hang out with.

 Bodybuilders donating sperm
« on: February 15, 2010, 01:36:30 PM » Quote 

I'm a great bodybuilder, but not such a good employee.  So work is a little hard to find these days.

I was thinking about donating sperm.  Anyone know how this process works, how much you get paid, etc?

Thanks getbig!

Keith: finally a thread that Goodrum has some experience in.  Goodrum tell everyone how great you are at sucking cock and taking deposits.  You finally get to talk about something you know more about than anyone else.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:09:23 PM
I feel sorry for Keith that he ended up the way he did. He suffered in more ways than one. No wonder he got depressed.

 Re: The importance of physical attractiveness
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 09:43:59 PM » Quote  

Quote from: calfzilla on December 13, 2009, 10:07:50 PM
Without being physically attractive (primarily face) nothing else really should matter with regard to attracting the opposite sex.  I mean if you can talk a good game, and are smart and funny, you won't get anywhere if you are ugly right?  


Keith: Speaking from very personal experience on this one.  Before I gained this enormous weight I did very very good with women.   I was considered pretty successful, had money and one of my best qualities I am told is that I have a great sense of humor, I make people laugh and most women say I am handsome.  And my body at the time was definitely something that got me attention.  Well, I have not changed except for my body.  And I gotta tell you no matter what a girl says about what is inside that counts, she is bullshitting you.  The body is probably one of the most important things.  My face has not changed all that much.  My personality is the same and my financial situation is as good as ever and even better.  But NO girl wants an overweight person, trust me.  Sure there is some women who don't mind it but they are after the persons money or power.  So no matter what you hear, your physical appearance is very important.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:17:07 PM
Goodrum advertised for staff and Keith gave a typical response.

 New Moderators Needed For ilovespam.com
« on: February 13, 2010, 10:48:27 AM » Quote 

I'll be needing a new staff of people to moderate the site under the Vince G regime.  Must not be a Dan Douchaine.  Send all applications to admin@caliberfitness.com  Blockhead and Special Ed are welcome
 
 
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 13, 2010, 11:14:11 AM
I'm joking.  It would be the same as my other forum site...you get a percentage of the revenue from banner advertising and Google Adwords


Keith:  So in a round about way you are saying ZERO.  I doubt you will get any credible people to help you Goodrum.. It is that "karma" thing.  You are full of shit and a loser and nobody in their right mind would want to be associated with you.  It would bring down that person.  Put an ad in that monthly publication you belong too.  Delusional Dumbshits and Losers


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:23:53 PM
No matter the topic, Goodrum would get bagged! Reading these comments is like having Keith still here.

 Re: Bodybuilding world unites for Haiti relief.....
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2010, 09:43:25 AM » Quote  

Keith: I think Goodrum would be good to go.  He could show all those Haitians that they too can be internet jokes and the laughing stock of the bodybuilding industry.  You do know how much better those people over there would feel about themselves when they see Goodrum, a person living in America looking worse than they do.  Man, that would be a huge booast for them mentally.  Just the laughter alone he would generate would help.  And how do think they would feel when they find out he isn't even black but just really dirty.  That too would help.  I think he should go.  Then after that send him to Iraq and have him run around naked till someone shoots him


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:39:09 PM
Goodrum could bullshit all day and all night long!  

 Awaken Health & Fitness
« on: October 15, 2009, 04:57:43 PM » Quote 

Equipment was moved in tonight.  Pictures of the place will be available tommorrow after opening day.  Thought I might give you folks a sneak preview

No, I used to train at Skyland Health & Fitness but the owners were being shitty about fixing equipment.  The last straw was when the AC broke and the water was cut off in the building due to non-payment.  They fired the gym manager who was a friend of mine and tried to put everything on him for mismanagement which was a bunch of bullshit.
He decided to open up his own gym.No spas, saunas, juice bars, or crap like that.  Its basically a throwback to the classic gyms where it was all about pushing that iron.
He's got a lot of support including the folks from the city council and the police dept has already signed up their memberships.  I'm proud of the fact that he's doing things right and has put together a place where real lifters can go.  I've already cancelled my other membership and tommorrow I'll be walking in and training for my next show. 
Hardcore gyms are a dying breed folks.

Keith:  That place is far from hardcore.  Having no spa, saunas or juice bar doesn't make it hardcore.  That's the problem with guys like you, you have no idea what a hardcore gym is.  You weren't even born yet.  First off its the people who train there that make it hardcore.  Not providing some things and having dumbbells and barbells doesn't make it hardcore.  And more than likely the police are not paying for their memberships or they are discounted by at least 50%+.  How many sq ft is it.  By the way, having you train there automatically fucks up any potential of success. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:40:45 PM
Goodrum and Keith continued to exhange words.

Goodrum: Unlike your gym, this one is actually open and running now.  You can't talk shit about someone's gym when you can't even open up your own.....

Keith: I've owned two gyms both of them were sold and not closed down.  I can't consider opening a gym that size actually opening a gym.  He won't make his overhead in 3 months.  With a complete glass front the cold alone will force him to use his heater so much the bills will kill him.  He can't have more than a few hundred members max.  My gym in Kona got more members than that a day in it.   See Goodrum you have a very small mind so it doesn't take much to impress you.  And where is your gym you said you were opening with some investors.  You are so full of shit.  NO ONE would ever ever invest in you.  You have nothing to support anything you do.  I bet if you went to try and get a grant or loan and you use the "black card" they would tell you didn't qualify as a black.  Your ignorance (or his) is amazing.  You say he isn't having a juice bar or sell supplements or a spa.  These things make a gym money.  You think not having these make the gym hardcore.  You are a fucking moron

Keith: I take back that window statement.  After looking at the front it isn't as bad as I thought.  But, regardless if Goodrum has anything to do with this gym or if the owner lets him train there it is destined for failure.  Can you imagine walking into this "hardcore" gym and having Goodrum walk up to you and say he is a personal trainer, in that slow moronic voice he has coupled with that skinny fat body and dumb look on his face.  People are going to think they are on Candid Camera or something.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: che on January 15, 2011, 05:42:35 PM
Basile,  get a life .


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:48:51 PM
Yeah, maybe you are right. Keith will be with us. He sure picked on Goodrum. Guess he was the fall guy who made him feel better. If he could laugh at Melvin then he didn't feel so bad about himself.

I think I gave a pretty good glimpse into who Keith was when he was on these forums. He was a funny guy but he could be mean to some, especially Goodrum. My teasing of Goodrum will end with this thread.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Earl1972 on January 15, 2011, 05:49:29 PM
i didn't think keith was a very nice guy, but damn he had some funny pics and responses

E


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: che on January 15, 2011, 05:50:29 PM
Yeah, maybe you are right. Keith will be with us. He sure picked on Goodrum. Guess he was the fall guy who made him feel better. If he could laugh at Melvin then he didn't feel so bad about himself.

I think I gave a pretty good glimpse into who Keith was when he was on these forums. He was a funny guy but he could be mean to some, especially Goodrum. My teasing of Goodrum will end with this thread.
Thank you Vince.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:53:29 PM
You have to understand that Keith suffered very bad health and maybe couldn't get a girlfriend when he was really fat. That would suck for a guy who used to be fit, muscular, healthy and popular. He still was popular with friends so he had a network of people who thought he was a nice guy. He was generous when he had money and was always trying to help others. No one can say he didn't have a sense of humour. The trouble on Getbig is that way too many pick on others and think it is funny and I guess Keith could be put in that category.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 05:58:23 PM
Thank you Vince.

No worries! :)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 15, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Benny, you might be underestimating it a bit.

And SURE! his bodywt was the major cause of his death but many who are smarter than myself and who know Keith even better than I do, have told me that that poisonous toxin from that little spider  was the principal cause of his obesity.

As I told Vince B in a private email, I never really believed that a spider bite could cause obesity but people much more intelligent than me within that field of expertise say that it is definitely possilbe.

Plus I can honestly say that Keith was not a huge eater. He wasn't a buffet kind of guy. But I did see his enjoyment of cookies on a few occasions which definitly didn't help him lose any weight.

I can also honestly say that he tried and had every intent to get back in shape but it didn't happen due to reasons beyond my comprehension. But it wasn't due to over-eathing.

Keith didn't leave much material possessions behind because he was always giving what he had to someone whom he felt needed it more  than he did.

And finally ..... I will be talking to Jaime about possible GetBig contributions. I'd feel better if she will talk to Ron about that personally. I think Ron's number is on Keith's Apple G-4 or whatever we call telephones nowadays.

To be honest with ay all I cannot tell you what caused Keith's death because there was no autopsy, but I believe obssity was a major factor and the major factor behind that obesity was a little spider.

Another friend of mine got bit by a Brown Recluse while he was pulling on his sweat pants about three years back.  Three days later he was almost dead but managed to survive with proper treatment somehow. I gotta ask him about that again.

Once again, I'll ask Jaime to call Ron.

Thanks again to you all.   Stunt


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 15, 2011, 06:15:54 PM
Yeah, maybe you are right. Keith will be with us. He sure picked on Goodrum. Guess he was the fall guy who made him feel better. If he could laugh at Melvin then he didn't feel so bad about himself.

I think I gave a pretty good glimpse into who Keith was when he was on these forums. He was a funny guy but he could be mean to some, especially Goodrum. My teasing of Goodrum will end with this thread.


I don't care about any type of teasing.  Keith died being banished from Getbig, a place that really mattered to him because of that mean behavior.  Ultimately he pretty much was pwned in the very end.


Honestly, I don't know why he had so much hatred for me, the IFBB, and Ben Weider or why he never got himself back in shape but I guess we'll really never know.     


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 15, 2011, 06:25:56 PM
I would have loved to have seen him get back in shape. But being 500 some pounds to me felt like that was too much excess weight to tackle through "dieting". There must be a psychological component too, the relationship with food, which must be extremely hard to change. Which is why I mentioned gastric bypass to him a while back.

And he did eat a huge amount of food. You don't gain that much weight out of thin air. You don't retain 200lbs of water either. Plus he was 300lbs even before the spider bite, he was never a normal weight person.

RIP


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 15, 2011, 06:37:43 PM
I admit, that I don't follow the G&O board very much (prefer to beat up the retards in the Political forum), but it appears I have missed some great posts by this guy.

Although from the time I have spent on the G&O board, I have been convinced that Basile is a really strange cretin, I have to say thanks for posting all these stories and quotes by Onlyme. 



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2011, 06:44:05 PM

I don't care about any type of teasing.  Keith died being banished from Getbig, a place that really mattered to him because of that mean behavior.  Ultimately he pretty much was pwned in the very end.


Honestly, I don't know why he had so much hatred for me, the IFBB, and Ben Weider or why he never got himself back in shape but I guess we'll really never know.     

Vince...Keith will own even in his death and he will haunt you from his grave, you equally went back and forth with him, Keith will always be apart of this site and his past posts will be brought up on here frequently......bet on it!


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2011, 06:46:46 PM
I admit, that I don't follow the G&O board very much (prefer to beat up the retards in the Political forum), but it appears I have missed some great posts by this guy.

Although from the time I have spent on the G&O board, I have been convinced that Basile is a really strange cretin, I have to say thanks for posting all these stories and quotes by Onlyme. 



Hahahaha..how, with nothing to back anything up but name calling character assassination? 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 15, 2011, 06:49:47 PM
I would have loved to have seen him get back in shape. But being 500 some pounds to me felt like that was too much excess weight to tackle through "dieting". There must be a psychological component too, the relationship with food, which must be extremely hard to change. Which is why I mentioned gastric bypass to him a while back.

And he did eat a huge amount of food. You don't gain that much weight out of thin air. You don't retain 200lbs of water either. Plus he was 300lbs even before the spider bite, he was never a normal weight person.

RIP

Good post. Not taking anything away from the spider bite but anyone with half a brain could see that Onlyme had the genetics early on to be really fat. And anyone over the age of 35 knows that what ever you did when you were in your 20's isn't going to work when your past 35 as far as keeping your bodyweight down. That spider for sure really messed him up. But he was on a one way track to obesity no matter how you slice it.

RIP
onlyme


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 15, 2011, 06:53:32 PM
i'm so, so sorry.  

please let us know where to send a donation. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 15, 2011, 06:55:28 PM
Vince...Keith will own even in his death and he will haunt you from his grave, you equally went back and forth with him, Keith will always be apart of this site and his past posts will be brought up on here frequently......bet on it!




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Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: chaos on January 15, 2011, 07:06:12 PM



(http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/113313-ghostbuster%20logo_JPEG_v4_Flat.jpg)

Are you upset that when you go, there will be no threads started, no memorial video, nothing but photoshops and dogshit comments posted about you?



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: slacker on January 15, 2011, 07:11:15 PM
Keith certainly was an enigma   A large soul on many levels.   Wise ,kind and loving.   You will be missed.  God Speed   Now you truly are over the top 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 15, 2011, 07:30:00 PM
Are you upset that when you go, there will be no threads started, no memorial video, nothing but photoshops and dogshit comments posted about you?




I'm sure a lot of people would miss me being around but at the same time, I would not tolerate someone I didn't like harboring phony feelings as well. 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: blinky on January 15, 2011, 07:54:16 PM
Fine with me!

I seriously think we should all get something together in the name of getbig for Keith.

im in

great idea


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 15, 2011, 08:17:13 PM

I don't care about any type of teasing.  Keith died being banished from Getbig, a place that really mattered to him because of that mean behavior.  Ultimately he pretty much was pwned in the very end.


Honestly, I don't know why he had so much hatred for me, the IFBB, and Ben Weider or why he never got himself back in shape but I guess we'll really never know.     
Vince - you and you alone are responsible for the bad blood you had with Keith.  Do you remember what an infantile wanker you were when the PDI started?  You made endless posts claiming that higher ups from the IFBB were paying you to sabotage them, that any pro who switched divisions were setting themselves up for doom, etc.  I would smoke you too if you if I were involved with PDI like Keith was.

Why do you always pretend to be the victim?


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: StickStickly on January 15, 2011, 08:45:51 PM
 ;D


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 15, 2011, 08:47:27 PM
Hahahaha..how, with nothing to back anything up but name calling character assassination? 

Since when is telling the truth to be mistaken for character assassination?

Truth hurts huh?  Especially midgets like yourself.

I guess I could just whine and cry and wallow in hypocrisy in my posts, but then someone might mistake me for a republican.


Title: OMG- ONLYME PASSED AWAY?
Post by: no one on January 15, 2011, 08:48:09 PM

i just read this? is this right? this is not a joke cause if it is i'll be fucking pissed cause right now i feel like i honestly lost someone i know. i am truly saddened. this is crazy. he was such a good guy. wtf. is this fuckery or true guys?


Title: Re: OMG- ONLYME PASSED AWAY?
Post by: StickStickly on January 15, 2011, 08:49:45 PM
i just read this? is this right? this is not a joke cause if it is i'll be fucking pissed cause right now i feel like i honestly lost someone i know. i am truly saddened. this is crazy. he was such a good guy. wtf. is this fuckery or true guys?
No ron is in on it too... just a big joke. We just stickied it too to fool others.


Title: Re: OMG- ONLYME PASSED AWAY?
Post by: big L dawg on January 15, 2011, 08:51:24 PM
in all seriousness that fuckin sucks...how old was that cat?


Title: Re: OMG- ONLYME PASSED AWAY?
Post by: wes mantooth on January 15, 2011, 08:51:41 PM
yep....Stick is right.  A few weeks ago we all voted to see who would "pass away" to fool the rest of the board members...



what an idiot.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Natural Man on January 15, 2011, 08:55:53 PM
when he was alive everyone was shiting on him, and now he s dead everyone has tons of positive things to say about someone...most never knew.

Pathetic.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Havenbull on January 15, 2011, 08:58:23 PM
Rest in Peace big man


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: DK II on January 15, 2011, 08:58:34 PM
Are you upset that when you go, there will be no threads started, no memorial video, nothing but photoshops and dogshit comments posted about you?



x2


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: DK II on January 15, 2011, 09:01:02 PM
when he was alive everyone was shiting on him, and now he s dead everyone has tons of positive things to say about someone...most never knew.

Pathetic.

Not at all, he was shitting on us, and we were shitting on him. This is part of getbig.

I think almost all was in good fun, and the great majority here always wanted that Keith got back in shape and live up again to his great stories.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Hulkotron on January 15, 2011, 09:01:38 PM
everyone was shiting on him

That's kind of what we do here.


Title: Re: OMG- ONLYME PASSED AWAY?
Post by: TacoBell on January 15, 2011, 09:10:43 PM

Whoa! How long did he live in Hawaii?


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on January 15, 2011, 09:23:38 PM
basille,,this is a great thread you are truely brinign back onlyme with all these posts its like he never left us,,let me drink tonight in his rememberance CHEERS MATE,,


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: MB_722 on January 15, 2011, 09:24:36 PM
if anyone can find me Keith's posts/threads on gym ownership I'd appreciate it.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: pellius on January 15, 2011, 09:42:04 PM
Vince, thank you for doing so much on this board to honor Keith's memory. I didn't know you were so close and talked on the phone. I remember Keith from his bouncing days at Tequila Willie's in Manhattan Beach. He was very impressive in person. This was back in the 1980s. Those were good times for us as we were in our twenties and living the life that spirited twenty-somethings do.

We communicated a lot via PM over the years. I looked forward to him coming back to Hawaii. He truly had a big heart. He had his faults and was the kind of guy that could be your best friend or his worse enemy. Once you got on his list he never let up. He was a genuine person and the real deal and despised phonies, liars and poseurs.

His passing really got me in the gut. I wish people here knew him better and underneath all that bravado he really was a good man with a good heart. He will truly be missed by me.

May his words and memories here last forever.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Has Beens on January 15, 2011, 09:45:43 PM

I really have nothing good to say about Keith.  After all, the guy did wish death upon me and my family numerous times and basically was obsessed with me saying some of the most vile and horrible things to me.   Having said that, I still expressed my concerns to him to get in shape or he was going to die and he simply didn't do it.  He keep eating junk food and spent every dollar he got playing craps at the casino. 

Ironically, he last post up here was making fun of Ben Weider being dead but the fact remains that he didn't take care of himself and he ran out of time.  But I'm not going to piss on his grave as there is no honor in doing


Keith Jones is dead and so are any issues or beef I had with him. 



You F..ing Cumbucket !, you have been pissing on him since the news broke on here. Since you obviously have no respect for yourself, try to have some for him and his family and stay out of his thread.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: HugeAl on January 15, 2011, 09:54:16 PM
I know that Nasser thought very highly of Keith and I can't think of many better judges of character; particularly of people connected to this industry.

RIP Keith D Jones.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: BIG ACH on January 15, 2011, 10:08:58 PM

I am genuinely sad about this.  Man, can't believe I'm just finding out today!  I liked Keith and he really did do a lot for the sport back in the early days!  Seemed like a good guy and very real!

You'll be missed Onlyme!  And my condolences to his family!


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: eequalsmcsquared on January 15, 2011, 10:33:28 PM
 :o


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 10:42:01 PM
This wouldn't be Getbig if even tribute threads didn't end up in flame wars. It appears that some people are magnets for people and are popular while others are magnets for shit. Nuff said.

If I made some people laugh with this thread then Keith is still with us.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alex23 on January 15, 2011, 10:47:31 PM

I really have nothing good to say about Keith.  After all, the guy did wish death upon me and my family numerous times and basically was obsessed with me saying some of the most vile and horrible things to me.   Having said that, I still expressed my concerns to him to get in shape or he was going to die and he simply didn't do it.  He keep eating junk food and spent every dollar he got playing craps at the casino. 

Ironically, he last post up here was making fun of Ben Weider being dead but the fact remains that he didn't take care of himself and he ran out of time.  But I'm not going to piss on his grave as there is no honor in doing


Keith Jones is dead and so are any issues or beef I had with him. 


These comments just show how bad of a "businessman" you are but you will regret this mark of disrespect in such a situation...

Mark my words... .


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 11:03:01 PM
When I talked to Keith on Jan 4th he sounded positive and things were getting better. His leg hadn't given him any trouble for some time and he was looking forward to getting back in shape. I have been telling people for years on forums that it is not at all easy to reverse morbid obesity. Fat people get teased like Keith did. He hated being fat more than anything. When you self-hate like that it can lead to depression. Imagine a popular guy like Keith having to hide at home because he didn't want people to stare at him in public. Goodness me, I don't know what to say. Unless you are supersize you have no clue about what it feels like to be trapped in a body like that. He had plenty of motivation to regain his former self. He wanted more than anything to be around for his daughter Jaime and her children. Then he wanted to be a guy hot chicks fancied. He knew they sure didn't dig a big, fat guy no matter how great his personality was.  Well, there are some women who do fancy big handsome men but there is no way Keith wanted to accept being big and fat. He had plenty of motivation. Look at the taunts here on Getbig. Epic teasing. So he was going to show everyone here that he could do it. He even planned on being so successful he would appear on Oprah to tell the world his story. That never happened. People really shouldn't make fun of fat people because it isn't as if they lacked will power and behaved like pigs. That is what everyone thinks but Keith had an acute medical condition that persisted and that caused all manner of side effects requiring more treatment and even hospitalization. Last year he had pneumonia. I suppose after all these years of taking pills and antibiotics his immune system would be not the best. That sore leg developed a form of cellulitis and it caused swelling, soreness and redness. He said it swelled to 32 inches at times. So imagine trying to cope with that disability and then the obesity? A guy who was Mr Popular ended up being a recluse who got his kicks from the internet and doing business. Oh, yeah, he liked to gamble in the casinos.

I hope that people didn't send him various home remedies to help him lose weight. Sometimes people in desperate circumstances resort to unusual treatments. If he fooled around with any weight loss drugs that could have taken a huge toll on his body. It doesn't matter now because he is gone. Damn, I still can't believe my mate Keith won't be posting anymore.  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 15, 2011, 11:10:37 PM
Keith used Goodrum as a whipping boy, fall guy, target, and all-round moron. That was how onlyme let off steam. Goodrum always came up with new shit to stir Keith. After a while Keith bagged Goodrum left and right and center! Funny stuff, but not to Melvin. That feud is over but Melvin isn't pleased that I featured him in my tribute thread here. I did a search of the forums for 'onlyme' and found 200 pages of threads! A search of 'noworries' found 64 pages of threads. Keith posted almost 20,000 posts here not counting his gimmick accounts! I couldn't believe how many times Goodrum got bagged. Someone would ask some obscure question and Keith would bag Goodrum in his reply! His ability to bag Goodrum was brutal. Those putdowns swelled to epic proportions! :) Goodrum got what he deserved and he certainly deserved what he got.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Lundgren on January 15, 2011, 11:11:17 PM
Lol on the 14th I woke up and was thinking about how my best buddy is getting married to a fillipino, was thinking what the kid will look like. Remembered keith was half, pondered for a minute thought about how fat he was, than started scheming to make a thread of how he died due to his obesity, later that day I logged on, and nearly shit my pants.


Trippy fucking feeling, really fucking trippy, no joke. I've rationed it out that it was my dads50th birthday so aging was on my mind, and he was having health problems nevertheless trippy shit .

And for the love of god please don't over react keith was just an account to me, I can't pretend anything just giving the honest truth. At the end of the day I'm just struck with this strange feeling that this poster, who's layed back pic I've seen a thousand times will never post here again.




Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lundgren on January 15, 2011, 11:13:30 PM
Lol on the 14th I woke up and was thinking about how my best buddy is getting married to a fillipino, was thinking what the kid will look like. Remembered keith was half, pondered for a minute thought about how fat he was, than started scheming to make a thread of how he died due to his obesity, later that day I logged on, and nearly shit my pants.


Trippy fucking feeling, really fucking trippy, no joke. I've rationed it out that it was my dads50th birthday so aging was on my mind, and he was having health problems nevertheless trippy shit .

And for the love of god please don't over react keith was just an account to me, I can't pretend anything just giving the honest truth. At the end of the day I'm just struck with this strange feeling that this poster, who's layed back pic I've seen a thousand times will never post here again.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 15, 2011, 11:24:19 PM
Lol on the 14th I woke up and was thinking about how my best buddy is getting married to a fillipino, was thinking what the kid will look like. Remembered keith was half, pondered for a minute thought about how fat he was, than started scheming to make a thread of how he died due to his obesity, later that day I logged on, and nearly shit my pants.


Trippy fucking feeling, really fucking trippy, no joke. I've rationed it out that it was my dads50th birthday so aging was on my mind, and he was having health problems nevertheless trippy shit .

And for the love of god please don't over react keith was just an account to me, I can't pretend anything just giving the honest truth. At the end of the day I'm just struck with this strange feeling that this poster, who's layed back pic I've seen a thousand times will never post here again.

Hey Christopher, welcome back.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Lundgren on January 15, 2011, 11:25:22 PM
Hey Christopher, welcome back.
Lol good to see you back as well.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 15, 2011, 11:56:21 PM
Lol on the 14th I woke up and was thinking about how my best buddy is getting married to a fillipino, was thinking what the kid will look like. Remembered keith was half, pondered for a minute thought about how fat he was, than started scheming to make a thread of how he died due to his obesity, later that day I logged on, and nearly shit my pants.


Trippy fucking feeling, really fucking trippy, no joke. I've rationed it out that it was my dads50th birthday so aging was on my mind, and he was having health problems nevertheless trippy shit .

And for the love of god please don't over react keith was just an account to me, I can't pretend anything just giving the honest truth. At the end of the day I'm just struck with this strange feeling that this poster, who's layed back pic I've seen a thousand times will never post here again.



of course you did  ::)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:20:39 AM
Here is a story from Stunt movie about Keith.

 Re: ONLYME WHAT PROS DID YOU TRAIN WITH?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2006, 04:14:56 PM » Quote 

Alex, I'd like to make an attempt at answering that question on behalf of OnlyMe.

I don't think he ever trained with Arnold or Sergio or Haney because he is a bit younger than those guys, but I can attest to the fact that he is one strong lifter especially in the bench press and I'll have to let him give you the poundages because I never did watch him max out.

I was most impressed by OnlyMe one night at one of the military BB contests when he invited everyone to come on stage and beat him at arm wrestling and win $1,000 cash right there on the spot.

About 24 huge guys immediately jumped up and formed a line and actually looked big enough to give him a run for his money. Each stepped up to the official "arm bending" table and did their best to psych him out while Only kept on talking to the audiance with his hand held mic.

He would encourage all the guys to do their best and win that money and everyone made a worthwhile attempt but Only just kept on encourageing his "opponents" and talking to the crowd until he politely and easily pinned the the guy.

He took them all on and no one came even close to moving his arm. He just kept on talking as though nothing was even happening and all those guys were nursing sore arms during that  20 minute intermission.

Good thing too, cause he didn't have more than a hundred bucks in his pocket that nite.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:24:14 AM
Keith talks about anabolic drugs. Doesn't appear they did much from his limited use of some. He was big and strong before taking anything.

 Re: ONLYME WHAT PROS DID YOU TRAIN WITH?
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 08:54:24 PM » Quote  

I never trained with Arnold but I did train at the same time in the same gym and in fact took showers with him and Zane and Franco and many others numerous times.  We had a coed gang shower at the Original Worlds.  I did train with Roy Callendar, Louie, Franco Columbo, Tony Pearson, Ken Waller, Dennis Tinnerino, Ray Mentzer, Hulk Hogan, Bill Kazmaier,  Kal Sklzak(?), Bill Pettis (who wasn't pro butwas bigger than most), I did bench after Bertil Fox but not with him, and I am sure others I just can't remember or think of.

I didn nothing but Test Cypionate 200mg for about 6 months and that is it.  Nothing ever again.  That was in 1986.  In 1979 or 80 I did buy a bottle of Dianabol from our resident pharmacist TN at World Gym.  I tookand felt nothing so didn't want to waster anymore money.  It was actually Ric Zumwalt who suggested I take steroids (the test at least) if I was to beat everyone.

I did tour around Hawaii with the No Hope in Dope organization.  I was the spokeperson for the MDA, American Lung Association, American Cancer Society, and SPecial Olympics which I traveled around the US as a celebrity volunteer.  It was actually the Special Olympics that broughtme Hawaii the first time in 1989 after seeing me at the International Games in Reno, NV.  I always no matter where I appeared for the Special Olympics had the most popular and fun clinic for the kids.  I armwrestled every single kid and let them beat me. They would go ballastic.

One of the most memorable times I ever had was when a parent came up t me in Reno and started crying and hugged me and said she loved me.  The day before in my clinic I armwrestled her son.  I always made it look like I was big and bad and I would sometimes yell at the kids and grab their hand.  Well I guess this kid didn't want to because he was scared so finally he got up there.  I make it look like I am struglling but then let him beat.  He went crazy yelling and screaming he beat the World Champion.  That night he made his mom call everyone of his friends so he could tell them he beat me.  She said it was absolutely the most fun most excited he had been in years.  That actually made my tear up when she said all that.  But that happened all the time.  I loved being with those kids.  I have a million Special Olympic stories.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:28:25 AM
More about training.

 Re: ONLYME WHAT PROS DID YOU TRAIN WITH?
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2006, 11:52:06 AM » Quote 

Even when I first started I always lifted heavy.  It was me wanting to show-off more than anything.  After all these years I have had no serious problems from lifting except doing the sqauts where I blew out my L4 & L5.  And that was with fairly light weight.  I just thnk my joints have grawon accustomed to the haevy weight. 

When I was training for the Olympics in 98' I was training twice a day but different.  My days were pretty set.  At 8am I would ride my bike to the gym.  It was 7 miles.  I lived on a side of a small mountain.  The hill was steep enough where little kids and others would have to push their bike up the hill.  It was exactly .8 miles from the bottom to my house.  Ihad to go over Diamond Head Crater also.  So I had hills and everything on this bike ride.  The morning workout was strictly cardio.  20 minutes on tread, 20 minutes on elliptical, and 20 minutes on stepper.  DO some situps.  On the way home I would stop off at Kahala Mall and have a protein shake and then go to the school and practice then continue home.  Get home around 1pm. go to my room get my laptop, get some food and go stand in the pool and work.  I woudl layout get nice and dark.  Rest then at 4pm get back on bike and go to the gym and workout.  Then head home have dinner.  DId this M,T, Th, and F.  On weekends I would pull a truck tire filled with cement and rocks around Diamond Head and through the streets.  Usually a 3 to 4 hour session.  I did this reliously for about 4 months till I moved back to LA to train.


Not sure if you have seen this pic.  This going around Diamond Head


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:33:18 AM
Keith mixed with Stallone and Van Damme.

 Re: ONLYME WHAT PROS DID YOU TRAIN WITH?
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2006, 09:23:45 PM » Quote  

Quote from: knny187 on April 27, 2006, 12:04:30 PM
Thanks Keith


I've always wondered about this because I guess that I watch too many movies.  It's so hard to tell on the big screen but I used these two actors because IMO they would seem about the same height.  Knowing that Jean Claude is @ 5'10" & Sly @ 5'7"...I would have never guessed.  I would put them at exactly the same height,

Now you picked Jean Claude as being bigger than the two (musculature) ALSO shocks me.  I guess the movie companies can really make someone look bigger in the picture.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not disagreeing with your opinion....actually It's very interesting


Keith: Actually when I say Jean Claude is more musclular I meant size wise.  He was fuller and near as lean as Sly was.  I remember during Over The Top I was sitting with some girls,.  They asked me where Sly was I said I didn't know, it wasn't my turn to babysit him.  Then all of a sudden here he comes with about 6 or bodyguards.  When you could finally see him the girls all at the same time said "Oh my god he is so skinny".  He is very skinny in person or at leasdt for that movie.  You got to remember that was really the only time I saw him except once for the boxing we went too.  I have never seen him out and about or after that.  All Iknow is during that movie he was skinny.  Jean Claude too.  We were friends before anyone knew him.  EVen the secretaries at Cannon wanted to know who he was.  Once ofthe bartender girls at the 3rd street Cafe where we had a few times always asked me who he was.  SHe loved him.  The neat thing is we ended up together.  Jean Claude back then was ripped and looked really good.  His wife Glady was a very popular BB girl back then too.  Sly I think in some of the ROcky movies was jut ripped to shreads.  Buthe also weighed at the most probably was 175 to 180.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Max_Rep on January 16, 2011, 12:41:15 AM
Keith on training:

As a teenage I used to love doing push-ups. I did them all the time set after set. As for weight training this is how I trained with Ray Mentzer. Ray got me strong.

I did chest as many as 3 times per week.  Mondays were a heavy day, Wednesdays were a semi-heavy day with Friday being a rep and light day. I trained heavy on Mondays because I had a two day rest over the weekend. 

Chest (heavy)

Warm-up set (doesn't count) 315 for 8 to 10
2nd set 405 for 6 to 8
3rd set 405 for 6
4th set 455 for 6
5th set 495 for 4 to 6
6th set 520 for 4

Flyes with 50's or 60's
Pec Dec (bottom weight)
Cable flyes
Dips

The above is pretty close to what I used to do.  It changed sometimes. I liked changing because it made it less boring doing the same thing all the time. The weight changed depending on what I was doing but the above weights are what I would do usually on Mondays.  There were some days where Ray (Mentzer) had me doing a version of the Russian Strength workout.  We only did this a couple times a month.

I did incline as a warm-up for Shoulders on Thursdays.  I still do that. I don't like to work incline on same day as flats. I do sometimes but I don't like it. I am generally worn out after my chest so the weight I use on the incline is less. 

I trained Chest and Triceps usually on Mondays.  Then Back and Bi's on Tuesdays.  Chest and Triceps again on Wednesday's. Shoulders,  lower Back and very little legs on Thursday.  I trained Chest and Triceps on Fridays. I always worked heavy triceps. I like working the triceps with heavy weight.  I only worked biceps once maybe sometimes twice a week.  I did calves and forearms almost everyday.

I think that is about it.  It has been a long time since I was able to train like this. And back then I didn't rest allot between sets.  Some things changed just because sometimes I didn't feel like doing something. I just made sure I rested at least 48 hours between body parts.

I really didn't diet much.  I was younger so I could eat anything and stay pretty lean. I didn't even use supplements that much.  Eating was better and tasted much better.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:41:51 AM
Keith was good mates with Pete Grymkowski. Pete was a top contender back in the day. He was one of the owners of Golds Gym and made millions out of that chain when it was sold. He was generous to his friends and Keith was always telling stories about Pete and his fancy lifestyle. The guy used to tip big. Like $50 to parking lot guys. That sort of thing. He had Rolls Royce cars, fancy Porsches, etc., etc. I think Keith wanted to be more successful like Pete was. Somehow they parted ways about two years ago and haven't been mates since. That is a real shame. Keith wasn't pleased about that I can tell you. It was like getting kicked when he was down. In fairness to Pete I have no idea what happened between them so am only relating Keith's side.  

Keith: DOn't worry I'll tell Pete.  He is like my brother and my kids godfather.

Yes Pete is very candid.  He has told me unreal stories about his use.  He once came to Hawaii to guest pose.  He was about 12 pounds over his competiton weight.  He liked to guest pose as good as he looked when he competed.  So he asked to be not disturbed for two days.  He said he never left them room and was talking something introveinously.  Well he came tothe show at exactly 264 and wowed the crowd.  He told me his song he guest posed with but I can't remember.  But it was very high energy.  Has anyone here seen Pete guest pose and any pictures.  He used to tell me the stuff he took but I can't remember.  The thing I do remember is how he told me he would do morphine so that he wouldn't feel the pain of the pump so he could do more reps.  He was a nut.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:44:06 AM
Thanks for helping me out, Max Rep. I wish more people would lend a hand and say or post things here about Keith.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:51:20 AM
Keith knew a lot about gyms because he trained in quite a few, owned some and managed others.


« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2006, 08:34:23 PM » Quote 

That's not "old school". The 70's and early 80's. 

CHrome Universal Machines, Nautilus was popular, 100 CIBA D-bol were $25, the bench press had those close stands so the bar bounced and bent when you took it off and put it back on, the only cardio was a bike that you twisted a little wheel to tighten the band around the front tire, index cards were the only things a front desk needed for membership, no personal trainers (you just ask someone to work in), gang showers (coed too), lots of clanging of weights (no plastic or rubber), deep knurled handles so you got nice big callasses, that leather band thing you put around your waist and it wiggle the fat off, the wooden seat that rotated around to make your ass small. Simple. Workout, sweat take shower. Your name shows up on the chalk board behind the front counter alongside Arnold S.,Lou F, Franco C. telling everyone in the gym you are late with your $150 per year membership.

The old gymI trained at back in 1973 or so some great inventions.  The guy who owned was an older man who built a building behind his house for the gym.  Had a ground level boxing ring too.  He worked at a steel place.  And allot fo the weight were gears and metal wheels that he would cutoff pieces to make them weigh what they should.  Then he painted the wieght on them.  So when you benched you could have maybe a couple 45's along with a gear and a steel plate and whatever else there was.  The pulldown was a cable with a handle.  The cable went up into the rafters and around a bicycle rim and then connected to a rod with a hook.  To load weight, you would have to unclip the cable hold onto it and grab a weight and slide it on the rod then reclip the cable.

We also had a neat poster that had a picture of Arnold on it.  It had his measurements too.  In additon there was a chart that had different heights on it.  What it did was it would tell you what measuerements you needed at your particualr height to be in proportion to Arnold.  SO if you were 5'8" you could see how big your arms, chest, thighs, calves, neck, waist, forearms and other parts would have to be to be proportionate to Arnold.  It was neat.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 12:59:55 AM
Keith talks about the first gym he went to in Hawthorne, Ca. Later he moved to Manhattan Beach then Hawaii.

 Just Training Stories (Only)
« on: July 07, 2005, 09:59:55 PM » Quote  

Okay I will try to start this one.  This thread will be for TRAINING STORIES ONLY.  Stories from inside the gym.

The city I grew up as a kid was Hawthorne, CA. Later moved to Manhattan Beach where I lived till I was 30 then moved to Hawaii.

In Hawthorne there was a man named Doc Duran.  he was collegiate star in the shot.  He was an alternate on the olympic team way back.

Anyway in the early 60's and several neighborhood dads decided to build a gym at Doc's house.  he turned his garage and added somemore space into the classic gym

No way in the world was this place bigger than 1500 sq. ft.  It had a 14' boxing ring and even a shower and toilet.  Very soon it became the place in the area to go get muscles.  Because of Doc's background and the numerous pictures around the gym of himself being all huge and everything, everyone who played a sport at Hawthorne High and Lawndale trained at Doc's Gym.

It cost $20 a month.  with that you could go anytime to train 24 hours.  as long as you turn off all the lights, and made sure the water wasn't running.  There were no locks. Everyone who trained there had there own workout book with their name on the front.  Every night Doc would spend hours going over what you did the day before.  He would then put your next workout in the book.  he was the personal trainer to about 100+ kids.  The firstday he had do certain exercises to get an idea of what exercise to do and how much weight to use.

It amazes me now to think how many people went through that gym that he personally trained and taught.

The euqipment was something else entirely.  Cable machines were the old on the wall type.  He had a push press made with cables and angle iron.  Many other cables machines had old bicycle rims as the pulleys.  All the benches he made himself and covered them.

Many of thelarger plates had pieces cut out of them to make them weigh the correct weight.  They were made from flywheels and giant gears. Only one Olympic bar to bench with.  the other bench press had a chain connected to it so it wouldn't fall on you.  No A/C.  The dust was amazing.  The members either cleaned it or it didn't get cleaned.  

This was my first experince in a gym.  For a true "getdown" gym this was it.  But it was fun and I learned allot from Doc.  He couldn't remember everyones name so he called everyone Charles.  


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 01:06:55 AM
Keith talks about Ray Mentzer. Ray stayed at my place for about a year in 1987-88. This is our one degree of separation.

« on: February 15, 2006, 06:16:20 PM » Quote 


Onlyme, i was checking out musclemafia and i clicked on your bio.  i was surprised to read that you were ray mentzer's training partner.  did you know him when he supposedly bulked up to 270?  do you have any pics of him after his retirement

Keith:  Actually when we trained he weighed almost 300.  I know one time we weighed each other I weigh 289 and he was 290.  Weird cause he seemed so much bigger to me.  He had ENORMOUS legs, and his triceps were unreal.  I was wider and thicker though.  My arms size wise were as big if not a little bigger his looked so big cause of his tri's.  My legs were no where near his size though.  And I don't have one pic of Ray.  Never took one.  I hardly ever took pics of people I was with.  Most of the pics I have are from other that took them and sent them to me.

Considering his height I think he carried the weight fine.  He had a small waist from side to side but he had a bowling ball gut.  It did stick out as far as his chest.  To tell you the truth they only parts I really noticed about Ray was his huge legs and triceps.  He was wide but not as wide as me.  He had big delts too.  He basically looked like an off season Pro.  Still strong as hell too.  I saw him several years later at a restaurant and he asked me to sit and eat with him.  I would say he was maybe 260 to 270 in weight.  Not near as stocky as before.

I see that now.  Back then I didn't really think twice about it.  I lifted but didn't follow BB.  It just so happen I trained where most of them went.  It was my friend Dan Keller and his wife Rosemarie who got me into World Gym back in 79'  They used to train and do acrobatics at the old Muscle Beach.  Rose was the mom of a girl I used to like.  Dan was built very good with great arms.  He looked allot like Bill Pearl's body.  Rose was very attractive and had huge boobies.  She was a looker when I knew them but they showed me pics back in the late 50's and 60's of them at Muscle Beach and I could tell Rose was one of the more popular girls. She was HOT!. 

They introduced me to an old friend of theres Ron Depolito who was great friends with Joe Gold and been training at Gold's since the day it opened and then went to Worlds where Joe was.  He brought me in and introduced me to Joe and even paid my membership.  Ron was very vascular and popular in Venice and the BB circle cause he was basically a white pimp.  He had a pink corvette convertible and always had at least one but allot of times 2 girls with him.  He was the man to invite to parties cause he made sure everyone had a girl.

I heard he later lost a leg due to steroids they said.  But that is how I got to meet and train with most of the big names.  Just lucky but didn't think much about it back then.  Louie was probably the most impressive guy I met and trained with just because he was on the Hulk.  Most of the other guys except Arnold and Sergio I didn't know who they were till they were introduced to me.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 01:14:06 AM
Someone with the handle little guns wrote this about Keith.

 Re: Question for Onlyme
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2006, 12:43:57 PM » Quote 

Keith is a true character and I mean this in the nicest way......

He is a Legend and NOT in his own mind....

Guy has slept with 2 american gladiators at once.....

Shared a protein Shake with Corey Everson

Lifted with Ed Corney

Waxed Franco's car

 and so much much more....

It is always great to read his stories.....
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 01:17:03 AM
When you look at photos of Keith and Ray they look like brothers. Both dark, both had moustaches, and both were huge, muscular guys. They must have had a lot of fun together. Sadly both died way too soon. Ray died about 10 years ago at 47. Keith was about 52 or 53.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: pellius on January 16, 2011, 01:26:39 AM
Good job Vince! You honor the memory of Keith.

I'll PM the mods.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 01:31:15 AM
People urged Keith to write a book about his stories and life. Keith didn't think he did anything exceptional. Maybe he would when he got back into shape. In retrospect I guess you should write something when you are able to.  

 Book by onlyme
« on: May 02, 2006, 06:46:26 PM » Quote 

Hey onlyme are you thinking about coming out with a book full of stories from your life? They really are entertaining and Id love to have just a huge collection of them to read.

Keith: So many people ask me that.  Even at my high school website that I visit everyday.  I am not that interesting I think.  I am pretty sure most everyone on here has stories to tell.  I just am the one who tells them.  I am considering doing a book when I get back into shape.  Once I get there then I think I have a story people will be interested in.  Including allot of my past.  So hopefully by the end of the year I will be able to start writing.

I basically write like I am talking. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 01:32:49 AM
Thanks, Pellius, I am glad some of you guys are reading the thread. It does show who Keith was.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: pellius on January 16, 2011, 01:37:51 AM
Thanks, Pellius, I am glad some of you guys are reading the thread. It does show who Ray was.

Some it brings tears to my eyes.

I don't know if everyone remembers that Pete Grymkowski use to be a world class bodybuilder.

(http://www.ironage.us/articles/images/bodyparts/pete.jpg)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: clued-up on January 16, 2011, 01:40:22 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362427.0;attach=398117;image)

Amazing build.. pre growth hormone era, yes?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Meso_z on January 16, 2011, 01:54:03 AM
To be honest, im pretty shocked... :'(

damn....


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 01:55:15 AM
I don't think anyone has won a major national title drug free since 1970.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: littleguns on January 16, 2011, 05:49:50 AM
Keith was definitely a good guy as we PM'ed alot. I remember seeing an article about him in MM2K from the 90's, I mailed it to him and as thanks he sent me a Muscle Mafia shirt. I wasn't even looking for anything in return.

His stories were classic!

Will see you in Heaven's Gym....


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Fatpanda on January 16, 2011, 06:36:06 AM
i will miss your posts keith.

i'm sure the beings in your next life will enjoy ur stories as much as we did.

 :'(


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Keith talks about working in Over the Top with Stallone.

 Re: onlyme---question about Over the Top
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 07:53:15 PM » Quote  

That was Bruce Wey.  I broke his arm in the Nationals in 1983.  He came back from the hospital in time to see me win and have m sign his cast.  He was known as a wild man.  He usually ate lit cigars on stage while you gripped hands.  His face was covered with hair.  He once ate a live parakeet.  He did drink oil once but ended up going to the hospital to gethis stomach pumped.

In the movie Alka Seltzer was a big sponsor.  I think for $500,000 product placement.  They were trying to figure out how to get a scene in the movie in order to have the product fit in.  So they found Bruce.  In the movie it was actually honey.

Just about every guy that eneded up in the final cut were pros or ex pros.  Ric who ended up taking the art I had originally after Big John Studd quit I don't think ever won a major pro event.  He had a  great look about him.

Short story about me and Bruce and the film.  They actually shot the final scene (competition) during the actual IAC World Championships.  As the picture below shows.  We me and Bruce had to go up againzt each other.  So now all the cameras came over to our table to film us.  As we lock up I feel someting on my shoulders and its Stallone hanging on my right shoulder lokking over to see our match.  The cameras were on Bruce and my camera right.  Well I got a little pissed and let go of the grip and turned around and looked at Sly and said excuse me.  He said sorry and back away.  We lock up again and they say go and about 2 seconds into the match I feel Sly touched my shoulder durng an actual match.  I eneded up beating Bruce on about 20 second or so can't remember.  But, I turned around and looked down at Sly and said f**k you and pushed him down.  He fell on his ass and about 10 guys come running up on stage to pick him up.  I leave the stage to sit with my friends and they all high fived me.  Nothing happened and he left the stage.  

The production made the competition last 19 hours.  They wouldn't people leave the audience who worked as extras.  They actually locked the doors.  they fed everyone and most people got pics.  I remember sitting with two girls and they were talking to me and taking pics and one of them asked me where Sly was.  He came walking in with 10 or so bodyguards and I pointed at him and said there he is.  They both look at him and at the same time said "Man is he skinny".  He weighed about 175 for the movie.  They put sandbags on the scale to increase his weight to 190 or so.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: _bruce_ on January 16, 2011, 08:25:49 AM
I hoped this was a joke.
Sad.
Keith seemed like a good guy and sure had one heck of a life.
I liked his posts because he met many folks that I adored when I was growing up.
Life is a cycle and Keith will be reborn in a solid body, again pursuing what he likes.

P.I.P.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: vic86 on January 16, 2011, 11:03:21 AM
I really wish I had the oppertunity to meet this gentleman!. Even though only few posts under my belt ,I really enjoyed reading his stories and adventures.The level of charisma that Keith had was phenominal especially when it came to taking on somebody.He was indeed a Majestic person.After reading his bio on his website ,dont know why it somewhat made an impact on me.Personally I am really obliged that I have had just one conversation with him over here.Just like any genuine person he seeked for acceptance and accepted the latter.
Rest in Peace
Amen.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: vic86 on January 16, 2011, 11:57:59 AM
Great Read! looking forward for more! Thanks Vince :)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 16, 2011, 12:05:49 PM
Keith Jones by far was the most legit celebrity here...impressive...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 16, 2011, 12:08:31 PM
Keith used Goodrum as a whipping boy, fall guy, target, and all-round moron. That was how onlyme let off steam. Goodrum always came up with new shit to stir Keith. After a while Keith bagged Goodrum left and right and center! Funny stuff, but not to Melvin. That feud is over but Melvin isn't pleased that I featured him in my tribute thread here. I did a search of the forums for 'onlyme' and found 200 pages of threads! A search of 'noworries' found 64 pages of threads. Keith posted almost 20,000 posts here not counting his gimmick accounts! I couldn't believe how many times Goodrum got bagged. Someone would ask some obscure question and Keith would bag Goodrum in his reply! His ability to bag Goodrum was brutal. Those putdowns swelled to epic proportions! :) Goodrum got what he deserved and he certainly deserved what he got.


Keith was a legit celebrity, Vince Goodrum is a nobody and a clown/laughing stock for all...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bodyofsteel on January 16, 2011, 12:47:02 PM
It's too bad getbiggers couldn't get him the help he needed in time. He easily had another 30 years of owning left in him. :o


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on January 16, 2011, 01:44:39 PM
RIP Keith


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 01:45:36 PM
It's too bad getbiggers couldn't get him the help he needed in time. He easily had another 30 years of owning left in him. :o

but some did try and help him though. He did want to get better.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 16, 2011, 01:47:49 PM
but some did try and help him though. He did want to get better.
Yea several people tried to help here, apparently he just couldnt things under control. Props to you for getting the job done.  8)


Title: Re: The very best contributions from Keith Jones aka onlyme and noworries.
Post by: SHOULDERS on January 16, 2011, 02:13:32 PM

There is already a thread for Keith, we don't need another one.

hahaha, I bet Goodrum knew how this would turn out. why don't you stick to shit you're good at like sucking off ugly, skinny AIDs victims and being a laughing stock.  ::)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: HockeyFightFan on January 16, 2011, 02:39:02 PM
i went to supercross in phoenix arizona last night and the guys in front of me in the beer line were talking about getbg and keith passing away.

never knew him, but he seemed to be well liked and respected.

rip


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: HockeyFightFan on January 16, 2011, 02:45:00 PM
impressive compilation of keith stories and i've enjoyed reading through them. i didn't know keith, but do remember the movie Over The Top quite well. kind of wish i would have met the guy now.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: pellius on January 16, 2011, 02:45:25 PM
i went to supercross in phoenix arizona last night and the guys in front of me in the beer line were talking about getbg and keith passing away.

never knew him, but he seemed to be well liked and respected.

rip

You didn't ask who these guys were? What are the chances of meeting up randomly with other GetBiggers?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 02:46:08 PM
You didn't ask who these guys were? What are the chances of meeting up randomly with other GetBiggers?


I was gonna ask did they look like they work out.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: pellius on January 16, 2011, 02:48:00 PM
I was gonna ask did they look like they work out.

LOL! You're talking GetBiggers. Very few actually work out consistently.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Princess L on January 16, 2011, 02:59:19 PM
Stunt,

Not to be morbid or anything, but what were the circumstances of his death?  Was he in the hospital with complications with his leg?  Was he at home?  Was it sudden?  Was he with friends and family?


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 03:12:23 PM
People say that Keith and I went too far bagging Goodrum. Here is Goodrum bagging himself. Keith always told him this so I guess he eventually believed it.

This was a brutal self-owning of epic proportions! :)


 Re: BREAKING NEWS: COURTESY OF WOOD. REGARDING VINCE GOODRUM 2ND PLACE
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2006, 10:09:51 AM » Quote  

Goodrum: Wrong, my conditioning was better.  Except in comparision to the other competitor, I looked like a pile of shit and I obviously still have a lot to learn and years of hard training to do. I'll be putting up pictures tomorrow.  In the meantime, I'll be nursing my wounds from the beating I got, do my night routine and chill out at the club  


Could have been worse though....  


 
  
 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Dominator285 on January 16, 2011, 03:15:05 PM
i went to supercross in phoenix arizona last night and the guys in front of me in the beer line were talking about getbg and keith passing away.

never knew him, but he seemed to be well liked and respected.

rip
Suuuuurrrrrrreeeeee you did ::)


Dom out!


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 03:30:47 PM
What about this famous thread. Goodrum challenged Guy Grundy. He set a new standard for being delusional and Keith was there to say a few words.

 Question for Guy Grundy, if he has the balls to answer it
« on: June 10, 2006, 10:57:34 AM » Quote  

Goodrum: For many moons now, we've heard of Guy Grundy and his "challenges to practically everyone to fight him no holds barred
He's challenged Ernie Taylor on numerous occasions, made a cartoon caricature, and basically ran his mouth to someone who likes in the United Kingdom, many miles away.
He's challenged me to fight on numerous occasions, basically huffing and puffing about hows he's going to kick my ass as etc.  Basically running his mouth to someone who lives many miles away accross the country
my question to you Grundy is this.....why haven't you taken a fight locally??
If you've been training MMA for so long, why have you not taken a match with someone local to your area.  There are many fighters in CA so why haven't we seen you go up against a local fighter??
Grundy, are you willing to answer this question???

Grundy: Ok My D Cupped Gyno friend. I will answer your question-

A- Ernie Walked around Gold's gym in Venice and belittled me and stated he was going to kick my ass. I could make money fighting Ernie as we are both National Champion Bodybuilders and if promoted the correct way I could have made some money and beat on a man I dislike and stroked my ego a little

B- Then there is you! You are an Idiot and you continualy belittle me and act like you are the man. I was sick of your stupidity so I called you on it and

Keith:
Guy I think you could do the filming while you are fighting Vince at the same time.  Plus that would make a cool POV shot.

Well that is a different place than where he usually has balls.........in his mouth.  Vince you are a chicken shit.

Of course he will say yes, plenty of fights.  But in the real world it's called getting "bitch-slapped".  We knwo what Vince looks like.  He is full of shit too.  No way in the world has he ever been in a fight a threw a punch.  It is eveident that he would go down after one slap.

Actually probably the best place to hold this fight would be in a hospital parking lot.  That way Vince could get the treatment he needs faster.

I am reading all this and just getting so frustrated at this dipshit.  He comes on here preaching about all kinds of shit, lies about his jobs, his money making schemes and now challenges Guy to a fight and comes up with a way to back out.  Mega Pussy!

I gotta Vince you are one of the biggest cowards I have ever seen.  No offense to other blacks cause I ain't racist but Vince you are a black piece of shit.  You even got me pissed off at you and I know you are a joke.  I hate when someone like you calls out someone and when they answer you come up with some half assed excuse why you can't do it now or even in the near future.  You are colorful.  You are a yellow, black man, and I use the word "man" very losely.  Cause you are no man.  Hope you go to the Olympia.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 16, 2011, 03:34:31 PM
Vince B.  again I'll say....great thread. I know you catch a lot of shit on here, most of it deserved  ;D, but this thread is GOLDEN....


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 03:49:21 PM
Goodrum has been exaggerating for years. After a while he became a bullshit artist. He was always trying to make people admire and respect him but it never happened. Keith read all this shit and that is why he treated Goodrum the way he did.

 Getbig's biggest liars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: November 26, 2006, 07:04:32 AM » Quote  

Squadfather: there have been some doozies but here are some of the most memorable, Mindspin incline pressing the 150lb. dumbells, Mr. Intenseone benching 500lbs., Mesomorph benching 405 for 2 and having 18 3/4 inch arms at 190, Texas Rush benching 405, Mindspin making 7 figures per year, Dan18 benching 405 for 3, GetitonNY benching 500 and having 20 inch arms totally natural, i'll think of some more as the morning progresses but chime in with some of yours.
this one could be the biggest lie of all:

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 26, 2006, 07:28:49 AM

My arms are 18 3/4 in contest and 19 1/2 offseason as in this pic

This guy's arms are 16 at best

hahahahaha.



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: CT_Muscle on January 16, 2011, 03:56:39 PM
R.I.P Keith


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 03:58:27 PM
Never mind Goodrum, Jimmy Thompson posted some amazing stuff about the Weiders on this forum. This is what Keith had to say about that controversial shit.

THE JIMMY THOMSON TRUTH THREAD...ASK WHAT YOU WANT
« Reply #352 on: January 09, 2007, 11:39:26 AM » Quote 

Quote from: yorkshire terrier on January 09, 2007, 11:23:50 AM
The reason i believe jimmys posts is because people like you and lots of other respected people in this scene seem to think hes not making it up, the only people who dont believe it are the people you would expect no to for obvious reasons.

This is why the rest of getbig will believe it aswell, and everyone in this industry reads getbig.


Keith: I believe that if someone is going to lie and blantly says things that possibly could be slanderous or damaging and potentially have negative ramifications against them personally, then their must be a powerful motive.  Enough of a motive to risk EVERYTHING.  I see Jimmy as a person who has competed, has lived the lifestyle and experienced things first hand.  He is not ruled or controlled by the Weiders or others and can say what he wants cause they can't do anything to affetc his life.  Others like Chic can only say positive things.  He is under their control.  They control his life and future.  I will always beleive a person who has been there and done that before a person who just reads and hears things at the gym or from others who have no actual experince.  Just like Serge.  He can say what he wants cause the powers to be have no influence on him or can do anything to him. 

I respect the elders on here.  They have stories and opinions that have substance.  They lived it.  They were there.  Most of the people on here have never met any of the people they talk about.  I take actual experince over heresay and reading about it in a magazine anyday.

NYCBull: men dont need any perfume, maybe a light after shave and thats it If the guy is clean he will smell best naturallly especially a  bearded guy, no perfume , no scented deodorant. and as the days go on the girls will not be ablt to resist whiffs of you testosterone fueled jet scents. YOu'll have the girls swoon once you tuck thum under your manly smellin armpit...and their all yours for the night..ggrrrrrrrrrr

go for it onlyme, your the only real man around here.
 
 
 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: HockeyFightFan on January 16, 2011, 04:04:17 PM
Suuuuurrrrrrreeeeee you did ::)


Dom out!

I'm sure I did


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 16, 2011, 04:32:45 PM
Haha..Yes, good ol' Jummy.  Too bad he forgot to spell his name correctly as he was making the gimmick! LOL  ;D  Many good laughs with him, alright.

Vince, this thread is brilliant.  Thank you.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 16, 2011, 04:42:38 PM
I am outspoken but so was Keith. Maybe this is why I liked the guy so much. He didn't hold back what he thought and that was refreshing in our fake bodybuilding world.

 Re: THE JIMMY THOMSON TRUTH THREAD...ASK WHAT YOU WANT
« Reply #329 on: January 09, 2007, 01:12:10 AM » Quote  


Quote from: Vince Basile on January 08, 2007, 05:00:09 PM
Making statements about guys who have more than 100 million dollars is foolish if those statements are slanderous. Those people will be aware of what Jimmy is posting.


Keith: Its only slander if not true.  Jimmy has been around even longer than you Vince.  You are getting like Chic now.  What motive does he have to lie.  The IFBB has been crooked since its inception.  Anything can happen and more than likely has.  I lean towards believing what Jimmy says has happened than when Chic says it doesn't happen.

Footnote: Jimmy stopped posting. Writing stuff and being able to prove it are two very different things.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: 99 Bananas on January 16, 2011, 06:22:33 PM
I'm sure I did
hahahah zomg lol


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 16, 2011, 08:17:14 PM
i have yet to find a death notice and do not understand if there was a death, why no autopsy was ordered.   HMMMMM


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: tu_holmes on January 16, 2011, 08:29:43 PM
Just want to drop off my condolences to the family.

Keith was a great getbigger.

P.I.P.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 16, 2011, 08:38:24 PM
Princess, I'll answer your's and all the other questions to the best of my ability in a couple of days when everything settles down around the house.

But here are the Short answers:

Keith died at home while lying in bed and it was unexpected. Two of his best friends had been with him during the day but we were both out when he expired.

Keith's daughter called Keith from Hawaii as was her daily routine and there was no answer which was strange as he always answered immediately if a family member or myself or Andy called him at any time of the day or night.

Keith's daughter had a new phone and our numbers were not on it yet so she took the safe route and called the LV Police Dept asking if they would send an officer to the house to see if her dad was Ok.

They responded immediately with a lock-smith at approximately 4:00 PM and found Keith dead and lying on his right side in bed as if he was working on the computer.

Preceeding this I had been trying to call Keith to see if he needed anything from the grocery store on my way home. My first call was slightly after 3:00 PM and there was no answer meaning that he was either resting or talking on the phone. My second call was about 4:00 PM and there was still no
response, but that did not concern me and I knew he's be calling back before I returned to the house as he always did.

At about 4:30 my cell phone rang and it was a call from "Keith" and I immediately answered by saying, "Hey! What's up? What do you need at the store?".

And an unrecognized voice said, "Sir, this _________ of the Las Vegas Police Department. I regret to inform you that Mr. Keith Jones has passed away. Can you return to the house immediately?"

I reached the house about 20 minutes later and there were  a number of official vehicles parked in front and in the driveway and the house was full of unknown people.

The  police officer was the first to introduce himself and explained that he could not leave the unlocked premises until I returned home and further explained that he was the person who found Keith dead in his bed. He then expressed his condolences and departed.

Then a gentleman with a badge introduced himself as the Coroner and expressed his condolences and proceeded to explain that Keith was still upstairs and he and two others were here to take Keith's body to the mortuary but there was a delay due to the fact that he had to call in for more assistants to move Keith from the upstairs bedroom to the mortuary vehicle parked outside.

So while we are waiting for backups I introduced myself to a group of three strangers who were politely standing at the front door entrance awaiting an opportunity to introduce themselves.

It turned out that they were good friends of the family who lived a few miles away and wanted to offer their assistance. Super polite and very nice family friends.

I thanked them and we had a short talk and they saw that everything was under control and departed.

Then some big guys knocked at the front door and politely nodded and headed upstairs.

Andy, another of Keith's good friends came to the house, found out what happened and was shocked because he spent some time talking to Keith in his room before he left to go to the gym. And that was only less than 3 hours earlier and all seemed well.

Within the hour Keith was in the van and on his way to the mortuary.

There's more to this but I'll have to finish this up later.

I believe that Keith's daughter has contacted Ron A. today or will do so tomorrow. She is staying at a friend's house a block away with her husband and four children (3 months to 6 years) and the whole crew is coming by tomorrow morning and I will be taking them to a local kid's park to let them run around and get in trouble (cause they are Keith's grandkids and look and act like him a little bit).

More to follow..... Thanks again .... Stunt  (PS . My cell phone is still not in service and Jamie will solve that problem for me tomorrow morn.)



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 16, 2011, 09:00:04 PM
i will file a freedom of information request with the Las Vegas police department to secure a transcript of the 911 calls.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 16, 2011, 09:00:16 PM
Stunt,

Not to be morbid or anything, but what were the circumstances of his death?  Was he in the hospital with complications with his leg?  Was he at home?  Was it sudden?  Was he with friends and family?

Someone stated that he was giving his belongings away to friends. Not sure if it means what I think it means :-\


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: evandatp on January 16, 2011, 09:12:34 PM
RIP Keith.


My condolences to the family.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 16, 2011, 09:21:03 PM
Sno, Keith was always a very generous sort of guy.

He gave stuff away to friends  or sold it via Craig's list for as long as I've known him.

Nothing more to it than that.

There was no big rush on his part to give stuff away prior to his demise.

Anyone who did Keith any sort of favor usually got some form of gift of gratitude in return.

He knew I enjoyed reading good books so he surprised me with a Kindle reader a short while back because I would pick some stuff up for him at the grocery store along with my needs if he didn't feel like shopping himself.

He was just a very generous person.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: gh15 on January 16, 2011, 09:35:00 PM
Sno, Keith was always a very generous sort of guy.

He gave stuff away to friends  or sold it via Craig's list for as long as I've known him.

Nothing more to it than that.

There was no big rush on his part to give stuff away prior to his demise.

Anyone who did Keith any sort of favor usually got some form of gift of gratitude in return.

He knew I enjoyed reading good books so he surprised me with a Kindle reader a short while back because I would pick some stuff up for him at the grocery store along with my needs if he didn't feel like shopping himself.

He was just a very generous person.

the generous person is you my friend,,im very proud to withness that people like you are around,,eventhough from older generation ,,its nice to know that they are still among us,, you are a great great man and gh15 is adoring you for the way you present yourself in all aspects,,

great great man ,,he was lucky to had a friend like you ,,i lost mine when we were youngsters ,,you only have one friend like this ,, again you are great great man ,,anything you need just make sure gh15 knows

great great human being
i like him

gh15 approved


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 16, 2011, 10:48:03 PM
Sno, Keith was always a very generous sort of guy.

He gave stuff away to friends  or sold it via Craig's list for as long as I've known him.

Nothing more to it than that.

There was no big rush on his part to give stuff away prior to his demise.

Anyone who did Keith any sort of favor usually got some form of gift of gratitude in return.

He knew I enjoyed reading good books so he surprised me with a Kindle reader a short while back because I would pick some stuff up for him at the grocery store along with my needs if he didn't feel like shopping himself.

He was just a very generous person.

Thanks for clearing that up. Sometimes I try to read between the lines that are not there. ;) If I was offered the XTC like Blue pill or the soul/dream crushing Red pill, I seem to always move toward the Red pill. :-\


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alex23 on January 16, 2011, 10:49:55 PM
I was gonna ask did they look like they work out.
::)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 17, 2011, 01:02:05 AM
LOL! You're talking GetBiggers. Very few actually work out consistently.

Very few have EVER worked out.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Max_Rep on January 17, 2011, 01:33:42 AM
Some it brings tears to my eyes.

I don't know if everyone remembers that Pete Grymkowski use to be a world class bodybuilder.

(http://www.ironage.us/articles/images/bodyparts/pete.jpg)

Those of us from that era and from Rochester (well originally) do. Pete taught me more about steroids and knew more about them than any of these "contest prep guru's around today. He also was the one who introduced me around to the guys at Gold's when I got here in 1980. That's part how I met Bill Grant, Samir Bannout, Mike and Ray Mentzer, Casey Viator and many others. Pete and Tim Kimber introduced me.

Back to Keith, he actually sold me a bottle of D-Bol one time outside of Muscle Mill. he's always PM me about the good times we had and the women we got at Tequila Willies. I'm not sure if it was us or the place but THOSE were great times. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 03:10:37 AM
Someone asked if posing trunks were too small. Goodrum contributed with enclosed photo.

 
 Re: Posing trunks too small
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2007, 10:58:00 PM » Quote 


Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 17, 2007, 04:05:37 PM
My contribution to this.  I think I'll use Bikini Bite next time 


Keith: I think they meant for bodybuilders.  Sorry Vince wrong thread for you.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 03:14:09 AM
Max Rep is telling it like it was in those days. If you knew people they would help you and tell you what to take and occasionally get some gear for you. Wannabes always felt they were doing them a favour. Mates were helping mates so weren't considered to be drug dealers.

It you were out of the loop you were on your own and usually had no idea what to do.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Dominator285 on January 17, 2011, 07:44:31 AM
I'm sure I did
I didn't mean the fact that a guy like you went to some gay bicycle race.



What I was referring to is, that you heard to guys talking about GetBig ::)


Either you're a scared little bitch that's too afraid to speak up or it didn't happen.


So which one is it?


Dom out!




Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: spinnis on January 17, 2011, 11:26:38 AM
Princess, I'll answer your's and all the other questions to the best of my ability in a couple of days when everything settles down around the house.

But here are the Short answers:


we really appriciate you taking the time to post that Bill.
and Im an ass when it comes to responding to pm's just so you know.

Take care! :)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Max_Rep on January 17, 2011, 01:20:09 PM
Max Rep is telling it like it was in those days. If you knew people they would help you and tell you what to take and occasionally get some gear for you. Wannabes always felt they were doing them a favour. Mates were helping mates so weren't considered to be drug dealers.

It you were out of the loop you were on your own and usually had no idea what to do.

Very true Vince... the concept of a drug dealer wasn't even part of it. I was just guy's wanting to help each other although we used to call Pete... "Dr. Peter". He also had the nickname "Cannonball" due to his shoulder development.

Mike and Ray were the same... all of us from Muscle Mill would go out to dinner (local diner -- nothing expensive) we'd joke around, have fun and listen to Mike, Ray and Benny Podda give training advice. It was like attending a free seminar with training included. Priceless now that I think about it.

I still remember Keith jumping in to back me up. Not that I felt I needed it, just good to know he that he was looking out for me. THAT’s the kind of guy he was.

Again Vince great thread... took lot's of time and work on your part and that speaks volumes.




Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: w8m8 on January 17, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
we really appriciate you taking the time to post that Bill.

Take care! :)

x 2

You are doing a lot for everyone during this trying time .... and were a great friend to Keith .. please do take good care of yourself and know that you and your updates mean a lot here .. it's appreciated and you are a good man who is respected for all you do .. Thank You and God Bless  :)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: ricosauve on January 17, 2011, 01:50:51 PM
very ssad to hear Rest in peace Iron brother!!!!!!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigkid on January 17, 2011, 01:51:25 PM
Good dude, all around good dude. P.I.P.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 03:21:03 PM
Those living in LA were at the cutting edge of info regarding making muscles get bigger. Everyone else had to try to figure out what the heck was going on. Rumours were around but unless you were associating with guys using steroids you didn't find out any of that stuff. There wasn't much in the scientific literature. Keith was benching over 500 naturally so he had plenty of natural hormones in his body and I doubt he needed any help at all. On the other hand, when you are that strong I guess there is a temptation to try stuff and get the edge on others. Ray Mentzer was a huge guy. He also downplayed the dangers of steroids and even said some were 'gonad stimulators'. Hanging around those big guys would have made taking steroids no big deal. In retrospect, the Mentzer brothers didn't make it to 50. They were intelligent guys so should have known what they were doing. I know that Ray badly wanted to win another big title. I guess he had things to prove to other people. There was no need. If you saw Ray in person you knew what a huge guy he was. He was super strong as well. Keith could keep up to Ray in most exercises and was even better on pressing movements.

Those of us who dream about being bigger will wonder why some of the very biggest guys would want to risk their health to get even bigger. I guess no matter how big we get it still isn't enough. Keith was trying to get approval from his parents and that drive probably became a general motivation to get better and be noticed by others. Lifting weights saw Keith accepted in bodybuilding, powerlifting and arm wrestling circles. He was one of the boys for sure.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: GetItOnNY on January 17, 2011, 03:21:25 PM
I met Keith in 1996, he was about 300lbs and solid.He wasnt lean or cut, but just full and thick as a house.
I remember at the time he was involved with a supplement company.
Keith was really down to earth, and a all around good man.
He may have been huge, but he wasnt cocky or arrogant, just confidant.
Keith was real soft spoken and very polite.He was not a big talker or bullshit artist.If Keith said something you could bet it was true.
If Keith said someone ripped him off, or ripped off a promoter, then it was a fact
Keith wasnt the type the type to make up stories, or lie about anybody.
He met and did more then 99% of the population will ever do.
Rest in peace brother


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 03:26:20 PM
When I see photos of Keith with good looking gals I feel sorry for the way he ended up. Our society downplays the importance of physical attractiveness but to Keith this was very important. When he became really fat he found that the hot gals he met didn't fancy him. Heck, he was still the same popular guy but wasn't getting the intimacy that used to come easy to him. He had his share of hot gals in the good old days.  


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Firemuscle on January 17, 2011, 03:27:09 PM
 Was he injecting steroids into his mustache? That thing can't be natural.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 03:36:04 PM
Lots of Getbiggers were trying to help Keith get motivated to lose that weight.

 keith writes letter to the biggest loser tv show
« on: November 30, 2010, 01:15:46 PM » Quote 

epic_alien wrote: im hopes to get keith some interventional help ive written a letter that contains the basics on his situation. its a rough draft and would like assistance in putting a formal letter with the help of you guys who know him best. disturbia can come in with pics to help illustrate.

dear Jillian,

"My name is keith Jones. I was in a gillette commercial, and i was also a extra in the feature film over the top. I also went to a boxing match with my friend and co star sylvester stallone.  I also once say next to jonsey from the police series. In the early 90s i was training at my local high school for the olympics, and got bit by a spider. this has sent me into a 20 year downward spiral of over eating and self loathing. please consider me for the show as i know under the right circumstances i can pull this together again."

please feel free to add more so we can get this done!!

Stuntmovie replied: Epic! I think that this is a pretty decent letter except for the fact that there are too many commas in wrong places and the statement that Keith is 'self-loathing' is definitely not a fact.

I'd also commend you for writing such a letter and recommend you for the 2010 Humanity Award which Jonsey and Sly and  Keith would most likely present to you personally as a show of appreciation ....  but there does seem to be some slight attempt on your part to be antagonistic which might warrant a polite punch in the nose by each of the above in lieu of an award ceremony.

Either way I believe Keith can have both 'presenters' appear by simply picking up the phone.

And Mr. Leslie Nielsen would have been there on a moment's notice if he had known you were going to do such a noteworthy thing for his good friend Keith.

But your's is a good idea .... if it's well intended! Maybe I read it wrong.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 03:40:41 PM
Keith never backed away from responding to taunts and bagging.

 Re: keith writes letter to the biggest loser tv show
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2010, 03:41:45 PM » Quote  

Quote from: disturbia on November 30, 2010, 03:26:05 PM
I'll say one thing about Keith, he sure cant take it.  He photoshops all kinds of pics, I did one of him as Jabba the Hut and he cried and had it taken down.


Keith: yea I crfeid and had it taken off.  You really are that stupid aren't you.  You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me.  It is like Goodrum doing something.  You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do.  Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself.  Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do.  I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing.  All this and no photos from you cell phone at least.  Dude when you make up shit you get caught lying easier.  See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos.  If not then I usually can do it someway.  You make up shiot and can't prove anything.  That is called being pathetic.  Go have a drink.

So an imbecile (you) puts a photo up of me.  Now this is not the first photo of me , yet you think in your head that is was so disturning to me that I contacted a mod and cried to them to take it down because it hurt me so much.  really are you that stupid or are you just fooling around.  dude you think way to highly of yourself.  you have to realize you do not matter here or anywhere else


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 03:47:08 PM
Some people were stern with what Keith was doing on Getbig.

Re: keith writes letter to the biggest loser tv show
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2010, 05:19:05 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Jaime on November 30, 2010, 04:41:22 PM
Keith is a fucking asshole the majority of the time.

Good guy in what sense of the word?

Keith: Only to real assholes.  Are you one of those too?

Jaime: No Keith i'm not. Although that isn't an entirely unbiased opinion, it is hard to be subjective when talking about oneself.

You just come across as very confrontational and bitter. I'm sure you are a decent enough fellow, everybody can get frustrated sometimes i guess.

Why don't you cut down on all of the unproductive stuff, like stalking Goodrum and constant penis sucking accusations?
 
 
 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: dustin on January 17, 2011, 03:55:38 PM
Holy fuck, I'm such a moron... can't believe I missed this thread. I was wondering where Keith was. :'(

Man, we all rib on each other and I've thrown around death wishes and threats like it was nothing. But it was all in good fun. Keith's posts were always awesome no matter what though. Dude has been everywhere and done everything. A lot of people got on his case but you know what? Who the fuck cares. He's lived his life to the fullest and never seemed to step on anyone's toes. He was cool as fuck!! Definitely an OG.

Very sorry to see him go. I wished him all the best and truly hoped that he would have been able to get his weight issue under wraps this year. I was really looking forward to seeing his transformation. Such a shame to see him go. PIP, brotha!!! You won't be forgotten. 8)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 04:03:51 PM
Disturbia wrote about what he felt was post of the year on Getbig.

 This Honestly is Post of the Year For Me
« on: July 20, 2010, 06:27:33 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Ron on July 19, 2010, 10:24:22 PM
Goodrum most of the time doesn't know what he is talking about - hence no one takes him seriously.

Keith: Goodrum never had credibility at any time.  He has been a worthless piece of shit since day one.  The remark by Ron was just what he has been thinking for a long time and this last lie was just that last straw.

Goodrum: Ron's opinion about me isn't of any concern to me although it have to admit it caught me off guard that he would say something like that.  But honestly he needs to worry more about the operation of his bodybuilding forum rather than any of my postings, ramblings, musings, threads, or whatever I feel like saying.  He's commenting on my post while other people are writing threads on his board calling him a hook nosed Jew.  At least I've always been cordial and respectful which I will continue to do so because he's not made any insults to any of my friends and family and only to me directly

The Olympia and Arnold Classic used to not pay athletes travel, hotel, and other expenses but apparently that has changed.  The fact that I missed this detail is because that I don't go to every single bodybuilding show there is every year.  I only go to 1 or 2 events a year.

But at least I'm not a fat, mentally disturbed, suicidal, or pathetic like you Avesher.  Every day of your life is a complete waste and you should feel ashamed of yourself for being so obese.  You should hop on the nearest exercise bike you can and start the long journey into shaving off all that manatee blubber.

Keith:  our problem (one of many) is that you don't comprehend the fact that no one likes you.  No one backs you up except your gimmick accounts.  you are considered a piece of shit by literally everyone.  Everytime you try to sound smart or show you know something you are outed as a liar.  And you back peddling is just another attempt by you to try and steer us away from the fact you were wrong and you talked out of turn (like you always do).  You need to learn to shut your mouth and just observe.  you do not bring anything constructive to this board or any other (except the gay-black-ugly-scaly skin-delusional-retard-moron- idiot Board you belong too).   Really, I don't know how long it took you to learn to type and suck cock and get rammed in the ass all while you type but you need to stop.

 
Why do you disrespect monkeys.  They are way higher up on the food chain than Goodrum.  They look a helluva lot better and they are way smarter.  Please do not respect higher forms of life by putting them in the same sentence as Goodrum.  You know one the funniest things is he truly believes people respect him and think he is smart and truthfuil

I gotta tell.  The fag shit with him is not even close to the traits I hate most about him.  All the gayness does is make it easier to pick on him and just another mark against him a man.  With all the other shit he has going against him plus being a buttlicker/#### his life is about as bad as it can get.  I bet not many gays would acknowledge him and that they are even embarrassed.
Well again it is lowering the respect people has for shit and turds but until something else comes up that smells and looks really bad he has to be compared to shit.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 04:08:28 PM
I think it is fair to say that Keith sure was defensive and hostile at times. He took that anger out on fall guys like Goodrum and others. I guess he let off steam here on Getbig because his health and personal life weren't all that great there in Las Vegas. People have to understand that many supersized people get stared at and looked down upon. Heck, Keith didn't like fat people and that resulted in a lot of disappointment in himself. Anyway, we really don't know what was going on in Keith's mind but when you read some of the posts he wrote about Goodrum you have to accept much of it was over the top. It is hilarious in a way but way beyond civility.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 17, 2011, 04:15:00 PM
Vince, with all due respect - you are enabling that piece of crap Vince G by mentioning him in this thread. 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: ronrico on January 17, 2011, 04:17:32 PM
RIP Keith, thanks Stunt for the info, I was at the first World that that Keith mentioned training at.  He was strong and there probably will never be a period of time/ gym camraderie like there was then. Santa Monica and the spirit that existed in the gyms was incredible and alot of fun.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 04:21:58 PM
The feud continued....

 Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2010, 05:29:12 AM » Quote 

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 04, 2010, 05:13:07 AM
$2500 for what?

Goodrum: I'll let Keith explain that, its really good info bro.  Lots of juicy details and every last detail of his life.  I can even go to his house and pay him a visit or his daughter or his daughter's place of business.  Fortunately for Keith, I'm not like him and I don't intend to release all of his personal information despite his trash talk against my family but I wonder what would happen if I emailed all of this information to someone like Susan Fitness or Goatboy.

Karma really came back on Keith this time.  Perhaps this should give him the message to chance his life around and not spew hatred at others. 

Of course if he continues to trash my husband, I will publicly put all all of his information about him, his two daughter, his two grandsons, his granddaughter, and other stuff.  I will not show him any mercy.

Dave 19:  I always thought that Keith is one of the best posters on here because of his stories that I enjoyed a lot but lately his posts about Goodrum really make me doubt that he is a cool dude. His posts aren't even funny anymore , it's always the same shit. Someone who is satisfied with himself would simply not put so much effort in insulting someone..


Keith: Me cool?  hell yes!  But I gotta tell you it is posts like that keep Goodrum going with his bullshit.  I have exposed him numerous times lying through his teeth.  He pushes his bullshit here and 99% of this board and others say the same thing.  But, there are just a few who feel sorry for this guy and it is those few that actually fuel his bullshit.  And why do you think it takes effort on my part.  It is so easy to type and it is even easier to expose Goodrum.  I have multiples windows open on my computer.  I simply go back and forth.  I make money while I post on here.  It takes NO effort to "out" Goodrum.  He deserves everything I dish out and even more.  Just check out the other boards.  99% of the people who know him can't all be wrong

Another failed attempt.  Goodrum honest question; do you realize you are hated by nearly everyone you come in contact with.  Honestly I want to know.  Every board you are a part of everyone hates you.  Even competitors from shows you have attended (see how I didn't put entered because it is a waste when you do) and even people who have known you for years all hate you.  I just want to know if you see this or do you think they are kidding or lying or what.  Just answer the question Yes or No.  None of your worthless jibberish.  Just a yes or no answer.  Cause seriously there is a mental issue here with you and you either need more meds, better than backhill treatment or just kill yourself


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 04:26:12 PM
Goatboy bagged Keith a lot! Well, he bagged just about everybody.

 Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« on: July 08, 2008, 08:58:37 AM » Quote  

Quote from: onlyme on July 08, 2008, 07:19:41 AM
...do you remember the Hungry Lion Celebrity All Star Team.  I played on that with Tom Selleck, Pat Morita, Henry Kapono and quite a few others.  I remember we were playing against the FBI in a game and they hired the San Diego Chicken to come be a part of it ...  Carolyn Sapp was there too and she was the one holding the video camera.  Robert Kekaula too played.  I liked playing with that team cause I could go into the Hungry Lion and get free meals anytime I wanted.  Is it still there.

Goatboy: I'm thinking after the game he had tea with Mariah Carey, Brad Pitt, and the Pope.

stuntmovie:  Goat, I don't know about Madonna's hairdresser, but I can attest to the fact that Keith does in fact know everyone he claims to know and I, who actually don't care if I ever meet anyone within the ranks of stardom or political importance ever again (been there - done that!) have been introduced to many by Keith on numerous occasion.

I personally don't know Madonna's hairdresser but I know a good number of her entourage (had to look that one up) and I do plan to intro them to Keith shortly on a very important occasion which I am not at liberty to disclose at present.

BESIDES - Keith will never catch up with me in the "Knowing People" department. At an early age I set a goal to meet as many good people as possible before I leave this big blue marble and I'm sure that one day we will be shaking hands as a result of Keith's introduction. You can count on that!

Keith: Goatballs is your middle name Jealously  Just wondering.  Are you really that mad about your life where you think I am bragging about being with people that you would never ever be able to even get close to.  Honestly where do you live where you think this way.  I would not want to be you for a billion dollars.  I keep naming people I have actually met or worked with and you pull out stupid names.  Dude you really need to get a life if you think I am bragging when I put a name down.  I do it if it pertains to the thread or my post.  Do you follow everything I do.  Are you my stalker.  Being gay shouldn't prevent you from going out and doing something worthwhile with your life.  Just remember you are a no body now but maybe you can be some body if you get out of the house.
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 04:35:23 PM
Keith got bagged plenty for posting about famous people he knew.

Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2008, 02:01:06 PM » Quote 

Keith: To the morons who think I name drop.  If you think I do it to try to impress you, you are about as stupid as someone who posts pics of fairly nice car at a house that  is okay to try and impress you with wealth.  I put names in my posts to validate what I say.  Unlike 99% of you who are afraid to post anything about yourself so you can continue to bullshit everyone and say what you want to say without anything to back it up, I will post something usually attributable to the thread and to prove my point I will either post a name or a pic.  But in reality I don't mention 1/4 of the people who I have just met in passing.  I try to only mention people I have actually worked with or was at the same function with.  I grew up in LA and was in a business where I got to meet a lot of people who are famous.  I was also an athlete who people seemed to like have around so they invited me.  Sorry I had a life and you don't but I can't help that.  Goatballs and his gay friends on here who think I am bragging or namedropping are honestly some of the dumbest people I have ever met.  If I wanted to be boring or post bullshit then I Getbig would be just  a board full of Goatballs wannabes.  Getbig has gotten be so shitty because of guys like him on here who really do not ever contribute anything but are just here for entertainment.  Ron has fucked up this board and basically it is just a place to fuck around in and a place for guys who have no life to come and pretend to be somebody.  But hey all good in love and war.  And yes please post the typical "meltdown"

Big difference between me and Goodrum.  Goodrum is used to be ridiculed his whole life and deserves every bit he gets.  He pretends to be someone who he is not.  He is purely an idiot.  He is what other assholes are measured by.  People who talk the talk but can't walk the walk deserve everything they get.  I have no problem getting shit from people but it is people like Goatballs, Vince and others like them who really have no place to say anything about anybody.  One thing I give credit to Goodrum for is at least he doesn't hide behind a fake name.  Even though he is full of shit at least we know who he is.  Goatballs and his boyfriends have no balls and constantly hide.  Those are the guys who have no business saying shit.  When I grew up punks like him wouldn't last a day in the gym or in public acting the way they do.  Nowadays guys who generally are pussys in real life get to pretend to be someone without any recourse.  This is the main reason why Ron has fucked up this board.  Too many people saying shit without anyone knowing who they are.  Shit changes when people know who you are.  How many guys like Goatballs would talk shit if people knew who is was and where he lived.  This place would have 20 people a day on it.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 04:41:38 PM
Keith takes on the mighty Goatboy arguing about the value of Getbig.


    Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #62 on: July 08, 2008, 03:51:35 PM » Quote 

Quote from: onlyme on July 08, 2008, 03:39:03 PM
This is the main reason why Ron has fucked up this board.  Too many people saying shit without anyone knowing who they are.  Shit changes when people know who you are.  How many guys like Goatballs would talk shit if people knew who is was and where he lived.  This place would have 20 people a day on it.


Goatboy: Ron didn't fuck up anything.  This board has always been free speech and flames everywhere.  Those who can handle it stay, those who are sensitive crybabies flee.  It's always been that way.  You used to be able to trade insults back and forth no problem, then at some point you became a passy and started melting down all over the place.  Maybe the extra 400 lbs of adipose has affected your hormones or something? You should talk to your good friend Oprah about recommending a good weight loss program for you. 

Keith: That was a round about way of saying people like you have actually ruined Getbig.  Get over it cause it isn't a good thing.  You do not belong here and honestly why would someone like you even come on here unless it has some kind of gay angle.  Hey Goatballs you want an autographed 8 x 10 of me.  I bet you anything you would love one so you could laminate it and........... well you know the rest.  All you gay guys are alike

Goatballs, you need to face reality.  You have grown up being in the back row, being the last one picked, being made fun of and definitely picked on by guys and probably girls too.  Not sure if this is why you are gay or whatever but it is your destiny to be a NO ONE.  I don't care either way.  It is your life.  I have had quite a bit of success in my life and even at the lowest point of my life, it is far far better than yours will ever be.  Sorry I have to be so hard on you but you really need to put in your place.  Hope this helps

Goatboy: Gayer than the high point of your life was being an uncredited extra in some arm-wrestling movie 20 years ago that no one remembers.  Is this the "success" you keep referring to in every thread, Keith?  Let's face it, you're a fat slob spending all day posting on getbig and chasing "glory days" that never were.   Hope this helps.

Keith: Dude no way in the world would you ever be able to get a sponsor for anything, but there is no way you could ever win anything.  You are defintiely someone I could not relate too.  In all my years I have never been associated with a loser and especially one who posts on an internet board and thinks he is something special.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 04:47:03 PM
Keith defends the mighty Hazbin. He respected people who actually achieved things in the Irongame.

 Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #91 on: July 08, 2008, 05:18:32 PM » Quote  

Quote from: hazbin on July 08, 2008, 04:17:16 PM
any anonymous members that post negative things about anyone should be deleted. chicken shit idiots with questionable agendas. if you call some one on, you should be forced to identify yourself or be deleted.


Keith: Exactly guys who just post and are cool to people shouldn't have to give up info.  But guys who rag and just post to post bullshit should be exposed.  If they can't handle it they should be banned.  Getbig has definitely gave quite a few guys on here Internet Bravado.  

And you "Haz" don't need to prove nothing.  Your physique and demeanor on here is exactly what it should be.  I know I am an asshole at times but I don't remember putting people down unless they ask for it.  And Goodrum, Apenis, Goatballs, Leafy Slug and others deserve everything they get.  Take a look at the History Board and see how I am on there and how that Board is moderated.  That is how I am in real life and how I treat people when they are resepctful.  My problem is I get pissed at punks because they pull shit and hide.  I loved it back in the 70's and 80's because at least if someone had something to say they had the balls to say it your face then you brawl.  Here you got to take shit from punks you never see or know.  


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 17, 2011, 05:09:50 PM
That Goatboy was one funny bastard. He ran this place for many years.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: pellius on January 17, 2011, 05:41:27 PM
x 2

You are doing a lot for everyone during this trying time .... and were a great friend to Keith .. please do take good care of yourself and know that you and your updates mean a lot here .. it's appreciated and you are a good man who is respected for all you do .. Thank You and God Bless  :)

x3

Stunt is one class act!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 06:13:05 PM
Thanks, stunt, for the update on what happened to Keith. He wouldn't have wanted to die like that and need several big guys to get him out of his house. Oh, dear. Thankfully he had a very special daughter who cared about him and a wonderful friend in yourself.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 06:32:01 PM
Stuntmovie was always there to support Keith and post on his behalf.   

 Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #148 on: July 08, 2008, 06:44:23 PM » Quote 

Duce, feel free to call me anything your heart desires. No offense whatsoever. If a lapdog is one who tells the truth when the facts are being misunderstood or misconstrued (misconstruded?), then I am the biggest lapdog in existence and damn proud of it.

X, an arm wrestling champ may not be an impressive title to you and it sure as hell ain't to me either, but when an athlete takes his "athletic title" and does something with it, that makes all the difference in the world. And when he uses that title to benefit others who are less fortunate, then it becomes a monumental accomplishment and something to be proud to brag about.

I won't go into details here, but you must have accomplished something in your lifetime even if it didn't have a title attached  and then used that accomplishment for the benefit of others.

Just let me ask you- what have you ever done for kids with drug problems, and for kids who never thought they could walk a hundred feet and ended up running a hundred yards with Keith at the other end to greet them with a big hug and a hearty "well done", for kids who cried while attempting to bench press 45 pounds in an attempt to win a little plastic cup.

Back when Keith was involved it was called The Special Olympics. I think it's called the same today.

Keith did all that and so much more and always promised to come back tomarrow while more famous individuals gave excuses to avoid their return.

You really want to feel good about yourself? .... Volunteer and give them your support and help those kids cross that finish line and smile and laff and sometime even cry with them. No matter what your feelings are on the outside, on the inside your heart is feeling wonderful.

Keith showed/shows up and did/does all this and that is a fact that cannot be denied.

Maybe it's your turn to fill his shoes or just show up and stand beside him and help these Special Olympic participants accomplish the impossible odds.

At times like these I'm most definitely proud to be a lapdog!




Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 06:38:19 PM
Because Stunt defended Keith and vouched for him he was accused of being Keith's gimmick!

  Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #178 on: July 08, 2008, 09:57:43 PM » Quote 

Quote from: BigFNDuce on July 08, 2008, 08:31:56 PM
Seriously, you are making a fucking fool of yourself. Keith has finally gone the way of Kegdraining and Squadfather. Onlyme is no more, no matter what gimmick he posts under. He has killed himself and now you should think about doing the same.

Keith: Hey which gimmick are you moron.  Come on fess up.  We all know there are only a few idiots as dumb as you.  And please don't kill yourself.  You are fast becoming the #1 joke on here.

Stunt, you have to treat guys like this like you would a retard.  It is so apparent his insecurity is his strongest trait.  He has nothing else.  Think about how shitty his parents feel when they have to introduce him as their retarded step son.  Now that is a lot to live with.  Give him a break


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 06:51:26 PM
The taunt that will live forever with the Getbiggers.

 Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #199 on: July 14, 2008, 04:59:07 PM » Quote  

You guys show some respect for Keith...Keith Once sat Next to Jonsey at a charity Event...

Keith:
Stunt that is not a bad list but mine is bigger cause I actually worked with them.  If I put down every celebrities I just shook hands with or was in the same room with it would be unreal.  But I try to keep it where I have some kind of story not just a i met this guy here or there even though there are plenty of those.  And to tell you the truth I never really made a big deal out of who I have met or worked with till posting this stuff on Getbig.  Everyone else was a big deal out of it.  I usually post something relative to the thread.  I just don't randomly post a pic of someone just to post a pic of me and whoever.  And I forget half the shit I have done or the people I meet cause at the time it was just something I did a lot of.  

Here is a name dropper so then the guys who rag on me can rag some more.  I kinda like it.  I was playing in a tennis/golf tournament in Boca Raton, FL at the then Vitas Giralitis International Tennis Center.  By the way I was doing an event in Miami a fund raiser for MDA and one of the organizers asked me to be in the event.  I remember them asking me if I wanted to play tennis or golf.  I said both.  They couldn't believe I wanted to play tennis.  But I showed them when I made it to the finals.  A lot of major celebs were involved including (here we go) Vitas, Bjorn Borg, Vija Armatraij(sp?), Roscoe Tanner, Nels Van Patton, Stephan Edberg, NBA Hall of Famer Rick Barry, Dr. J, John Havlichik(sp?), Linda Evans, Woody Harelson, Kristina Wayborn (pictured), and several very famous musicians but I can't remember their names, the guy who played Jimmy Olsen in the Superman movie (he beat me in the "closet to the pin hole) and quite a few others including pro golfers who we were teamed up with.  In my foursome was Dr. J.  He cheats.  We also got to to some opening of a gym and played basketball against the Fire and Police Dept. for charity.  I was in awe.  Dr. J, Rick Barry and John Havlechik were on my team and I got to play with them.  It was unreal.  I actually got a pass for Dr. J and made a basket.  I swear to god.  I played tennis with Nels Van Pattan (who was my pro) against Bjorn Borg and Kristina Wayborn.  It was a packed arena and was awesome.  Rick Barry served as good as any pro said Vitas and Bjorn.  I was sitting up with them along with Grandma Gerulitis.  She was very nice.  They treat you like kings at events like that one.  My personal assistant they assigned me ended up being more than just my assistant.  She came to the black tie party with me in which I didn't wear a back tie.  I hid in the back and then I saw Woody come in and he was even in a tux.  I saw him across the room.  i couldn't believe it.  Then as he got closer I saw it was just one of those t-shirts that look like a tux.  that was very funny and we hung out near the back so no one would see us.  Had a great party aboard a yacht called Monkey Business.  It was some boat that was part of a political scandal.  

Anyway, there is a story that all my fans here can rag me on for name dropping.  Oh and Stunt, I think you met Hazbin but of course you probably forgot.  He is a really nice guy and built unreal


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 17, 2011, 07:04:11 PM
Keith sure got around and knew all sorts of interesting and famous people.  

 Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #303 on: July 24, 2008, 08:42:15 AM » Quote 


Easy to top Stunt.  My mom saw Ricky Nelson all the time as she did many many other celebrities because of her job.  She did a lot of notarizing for him and got me his autograph a few times.  As with Buddy Ebsen he came into our club several times back in the early 80's.  He looked at least 150 years old back then.  It was neat talking to Jed Clampett. 

I remember every tuesday was Bill Daily's night out without his wife.  He had an awesome looking wife.  We always talked a lot when he came in.  I am sure Max Rep had to have talked to him too when he came in.  He was very nice.  I remember I had a girlfriend who couldn't believe wherever we went someone knew me.  So we went to Palm Springs one weekend and went to some restaurant that was really nice but away from the Palm Canyon.  Well low and behold Bill was there and saw me.  He comes up and hugs me and gets all excited.  We sit down with them for dinner (yes he paid so free meal time).  When we left Lori (my girlfriend) asked who that was and I said that was Major Healey from I Dream of Jeannie.  She had no idea who it was.

Sorry everyone for the name dropping.  Stunt lets talk about Jack Lord and Jim Nabors.  There's two people we know and I talked to many times.   
 
 
 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 17, 2011, 08:06:07 PM
Thanks again to you all for the above comments.

We took all the kids (Keith's grandkids and a couple of their friends) to a kid's outdoor park in a relatively new shopping center called Town Square  and let them fun amuck while we discussed various topics regarding Keith and his forthcoming memorial.

A very great friend of ours (retired Navy) has written an eulogy which I will post here shortly. I want to get Jaime's permission before doing so which I'm sure she'll approve.

We discussed a number of things including the possible GetBig donation subject and I am leaving that up to Jaime and Jeff (US Navy retired) to work that out. Jaime will be contacting Ron personally. Or has possibly done so already.

And I have found out that there will be an autopsy, but the results will not be released for another 45 days or so. I assume that autopsies are required in Nevada.

I never had one so I have no idea how they work.

I am going to ask Jaime if she would address you all on this Board within the next few days.

Jaime, her husband and the four kids (ages three months to 6 years) have moved to the bigger house of a mutual friend and we will be meeting tomorrow to take the kids down to the Strip Casinos and teach them how to play Craps and Blackjack......

 Nahhhhhh .... I'm gonna show them a great ice-cream parlour on the casino floor in the Aria Hotel Casino and keep the kids busy while the parents throw some dimes in the slot machines which are located within crying-hearing distance from the ice-cream counter where we will pig-out on those expensive pancake things with all the ice-cream on the top. (They have a name but I forgot it.)

Then we plan to show the kids the lions in the MGM Grand up the road a bit.

Jaime is a great mom and likes to keep the kids busy and enjoy themselves.

In the meantime Keith's brother is making arrangements for the memorial in LA.

So everyone is keeping busy and the kids are a real pleasure to be with.

That's about it.

Thanks again, Stunt.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 17, 2011, 09:06:32 PM
Here's the first and possibly final draft (eulogy) on behalf of Keith as written by his good friend - Jeff Conrad.
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I had the pleasure of meeting Keith back in 2003 in Hawaii.  From our initial meeting, I knew that our friendship would last a lifetime.  It saddens me that our friendship was cut short by his sudden death!  I will cherish our friendship and will always reflect on the conversations that we had, the business ventures we discussed, and the happy times we shared with family either over the phone or in person!  Keith…you will be missed by me, my family and all of those who loved you!  We know that you are in a better place…in God’s Heavenly Kingdom!

As I prepared for this tribute to my good friend Keith Jones, I was reading all the condolences on Keith’s Face Book page and I quickly learned that there were some common denominators that everyone talked about.  The first trait that stands out was that Keith was truly a family-man.  He loved his two beautiful daughters and his precious grandkids with all his heart!  There was not a conversation that Keith and I had without him talking about and keeping me updated about his family!  You can see from his website (www.keithdjones.com) on how much he loved and thought about his daughters and grandkids.  In fact, my last conversation with Keith on January 3, 2011 he talked about how much he was looking forward to moving back to Hawaii to be closer to his kids.

The second trait that everyone talks about is his friendly personality.  Keith was a fun-loving guy!  He loved to joke around with people to make them laugh and put a smile on their face.  Keith also knew when it was time to joke around or time to be serious with someone.  He provided me a lot of sound advice on various topics and I will carry forward his advice with me in my life-long journey.

Another important trait that Keith was so good at was his strong marketing skills.  Keith had a gift from God in this department!  He knew how to market products, how to talk to people by putting them at ease with his caring attitude and willingness to help them be successful in their marketing needs.  You can see his talent by his own website that I referenced earlier on how gifted Keith was as a webmaster.  I was blessed to have a couple of websites built for me by Keith and he diligently worked on them to my satisfaction and I can honestly say that without his professional talent, I would not have the marketing success I have today and in the future for my product.

Not only was Keith a great marketer, but he was a great businessman!  He was so business savvy!  We had numerous conversations on various business ventures that Keith wanted to pursue.  I know he was working hard on his Maui Babe Coffee and his Product Placement business ventures.  He was making great strides before his life was cut short on having a very lucrative and successful business in these two areas.   
 
As you read Keith’s biography on his website, you learn that Keith had many dreams in life.  He dreamt of being a professional baseball player.  Although, he worked hard on fulfilling that dream, he came up a little short.  Keith then decided to get into bodybuilding, power-lifting, and even professional arm wrestling.  Well, he did have success in these sports.  In fact, with his strong physique that he mastered from his diligence in weight training and his pretty-boy looks, he started an acting career.  Keith was a member of the Screen Actors Guild and had worked on over 40 commercials, television and film productions.  He was also featured in many publications around the country including Time Magazine (November 1987), Planet Muscle Magazine (May 2003), and a book titled “Struggling to be Heard”.

On March 1, 1998 while training for the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, Australia to compete in the Discus event, Keith was bit by what the doctors told him was a brown recluse spider.  After spending 28 days in the hospital and over six months in rehabilitation, Keith’s life as he puts it changed forever.  The doctors wanted to amputate his leg, but Keith convinced them otherwise.  Keith had many medical complications and other medical things happen to him as a result of this spider bite.  The most damaging and as Keith puts it discouraging thing that happened to him was the weight gain due to the inactivity and depression that took over him due to the inactivity of working out like he was accustomed to doing.

As I mentioned at the beginning, I had the pleasure of meeting Keith back in 2003, when Keith didn’t have that strong physique type body due to his medical conditions.  I have to be honest, it didn’t matter to me what he looked like on the outside, but rather, what was important to me was the type of person Keith was on the inside!  I immediately learned from my brief introduction to Keith that he was a very intelligent and caring man.  I valued the way Keith conducted business and how he treated everyone fairly, with compassion and the willingness to help them in their needs.  As a good salesman, he knew how to “close the sale”!

Throughout his lifetime, Keith always made time to support various charitable organizations, especially one’s that supported kids.  He also was a strong supporter of the military.  As a 24-year Navy veteran, I valued his strong support to the men and women that have served and continue to serve our great country in protecting our freedom!  Keith was a true patriot through his actions while proudly serving his community throughout the country during his lifetime.

I think it is important for people to understand who Keith really was and what he stood for.  He has touched the lives of all those he had come in contact with.  I have learned a great deal from him that I will cherish for as long as I live.  I hope and pray that we can learn from Keith’s life experience and his words as indicated on the first paragraph on his website that I quote:

“Some people say to me how interesting and exciting life I have had.  The opportunity to travel and be a part of some very special and exciting moments and events I have experienced will last my lifetime.  I have been very lucky in my life and have been able to do things and meet people I never thought would happen.  But, I also had some hard times.  I know everyone has gone through the same things I have gone through and even worse.  What counts is how you take advantage of the opportunities you were given and to conquer the negative things that have happened…no matter how long it takes.  Just Never Give Up!”

It is ironic that one of Keith’s favorite quotes as indicated under his name at the top of his website reads:  “Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your dream”, correlates with one of my speeches titled “Don’t Be Adverse To Overcome Adversity”.  As a Motivational Speaker, I talk about in the speech how obstacles, challenges, and tragedies are all part of life.  Unavoidable.  But lessons learned and shared from real-life experience can help us in our life of business or business of life.  To me, I have learned a great deal through Keith’s life experience of which made me a better person and one that is determined to succeed in life, just like Keith did, despite any obstacles that come in the way.

One of our main jobs in life is to become an expert in dealing with adversity, to triumph over difficulty, to rise above the challenges of day-to-day life.  Keep your thoughts on where you're going, not on where you've been.  Keep your eyes on your goals, and keep your chin tilted upward toward the sunshine.  Resolve in advance that you will meet and overcome every difficulty, and then, no matter what happens, don't give up until you do.

Keith, I know that you always had your eyes on your goals, met every adversity (obstacle) head on, and never gave up!  You will never be forgotten and I will take the many fond memories and those conversations we have had with me throughout my life-long journey.  As the saying goes, “Success is a journey, not a destination!”  As you succeeded in life, we too will succeed through learning from your life’s experience.

Thank you for being a great friend for those fortunate years I had known you!  Although, you are no longer with us in a physical sense, we know that you will always be with us in spirit!  As our Guardian Angel in God’s Heavenly Kingdom, we ask you to watch over, guide and protect your beautiful daughters, precious grandkids, family members and friends always!

Keith, I will leave you with this last statement…I will not say goodbye, but rather, until we meet again!  See you up there in Heaven one day “Big Buddy”!

All my love,

Your “Little Buddy”
Jeff Conrad     


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Keith was one of the boys and often contributed to threads about girls and relationships.

 Re: Who is your "one" that got away?
« Reply #147 on: October 05, 2010, 06:39:13 AM » Quote 

I have had a few get away cause I was more afraid of getting tied down than anything.   One that would be related to this board would be at the Mr. Olympia around 2001.  I hadn't started gaining the weight yet but wasn't lifting as much.  Well of course I still hade my hot looks.  At a party at the Mandalay Bay this fitness model (and yes most of you would know who she is) and me got rather close.  Well she needed to get up to her room so of course I took her.  She was very drunk and in the elevator we started to get a little frisky.  The doors open up to her floor and I had to pick her up and carry her to the room.  It was maybe around 2am or so.  I got the door open and it was dark as hell.  I carried her over to the bed and i basically just fell on the bed with her.  All of a sudden I hear this scream.  It scared the shit out of me and vice versa.  I started to tell the person I was just helping  to the room.  Well now the girl I was with grabs me and in a drunken voice says he is going to sleep with me.  The girl in the bed is now up and turns on the light on the table.  HOLY MACREL! it is a fitness model EVERYONE knows.  She is in a baby doll shirt and a thong.  I am telling you WOW!  So she is telling me to leave and the girl I was with is saying no and now they are arguing and I decided to go.  But I tell you, the girl I was with was HOT!  But after seeing the other girl up close and personal and knowing she was always so HOT I couldn't think of anything else but her.  The next day I saw the girl I was with at the Expo and she explained everything.  They went together and shared the room.  And that we scared her so bad she didn't who I was and just didn't think it was cool I stayed.  I only saw her one time since.  Nice long story.

Of course I had a bikini model I went out with several times and had a great time with before I moved to Hawaii.  She is actually one girl I thought I could marry.  Oh well


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:29:38 AM
I think some mention of how much the internet and Getbig in particular played in Keith's life over the last 10 years might be mentioned and how he told his stories and made perhaps thousands of people laugh with his posts. His journey online resembles what he did in real life. When onlyme had set backs like being put in Time out he came back as noworries to continue as if nothing had happened. He spent a lot of his time interacting with various people on all manner of threads and surely was one of the boys here.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 18, 2011, 12:33:07 AM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=118379.0;topicseen

talking about armwrestling/beating John Brznk


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:35:01 AM
Keith went to various auditions for parts in commercials and movies.

Re: onlyme, Max_rep, others: tell your favorite stories
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2005, 08:33:20 PM » Quote 

I can't remember what mag Don wrote for but he called me and interviewed me on the phone and said he's like to put some of the interview in the article.  I never saw the article.  Here is the funniest Don Ross story.  I can't remember the film name but I got a call to go to Dino DeLaurentis office to read for this movie.  I get there and see Don Ross in the lobby.  We say hi how are yhou doing that kind of stuff.  Anyway, the casting director comes out and puts us in groups of 3.  We are supposed to be 3 brothers just got out of jail.  We're supposed to be a little crazy and "off" in the head.  So anyway the first group goes in.  They leave.  Then it was Don's group.  I was in the last group.  About a minute later you here all this yelling and screaming and things breaking from the office.  We're all looking at each other like what's up.  The girl in the office opens the door and you can just barely see Don going crazy inn the office.  You hear all this cussing.  She shuts the doors and about a minute later Don comes out the door and yell "Fuck Yea"! he says see you later to me and leaves.  The guys from the office come out and tells the girl to call Don's agent.  He asks us to come in.  We go and the place is a mess. This guy is hysterical and asks us "what's with you Hollywood fuckers" look at what that asshole did.  Lolng story short, they didn;t even let us read for the part.  They cancelled the additions for LA and moved them to North Carolina or somewhere's like that cause that is where they were based out of.  I talked to Don once since that happend.  He told me his agent called him and told him they wanted Don to pay for the damages.  Don laughed at that one.  SO I think his agent at that time had to pay for it and he dropped Don.  I asked what he did and he said the part asked for the guy to be really crazy so he decided to be REALLY crazy.  He was reallu funny.  I wished I had one of the posters we did together.  I hadd one and lost it.  They were in every store in Puerto Rico.  We were also on a ton of billboards over there.  I did an appearance in Miami and some people recognized from the billboard.  It was neat.  I liked being bald and in fact I just shaved my head last week and am bald again.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:40:20 AM
One of Keith's stories about eccentric Benny Podda. They both trained at Ray Mentzer's Muscle Mill.

 Re: onlyme, Max_rep, others: tell your favorite stories
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2005, 10:39:34 PM » Quote 

Yes they did get married later on.  In fact I think I saw a few of the wedding pics.  Okay let me tell you my Benny Podda story.

At Muscle Mill I used to provide quite a few people with those body enhancing supplements you usually get in Mexico.  Spme of them we talk about on these boards.  But nothing will come from these lips on that.  Anyway, Benny told me about a really good supplement that is given to race horses.  It was milky white.  Now for awhile everything was great.  Until one day one of my friends told me nothing is happening and it's been 2 months.  He took it to a pharmacist friend of his and it was actually milk.  So I approached Benny to ask him what's up. He said they are joking with me and left.  So I cehcked again with my friend and he showed me some kind of letter from his friend stating the facts.  So he gave me a copy and I showed Benny.  Benny then says well what the you gonna do.  Give him back his money.  I said no problem you give me back my money.  Then he erupted.  I was pretty surprised because Benny was allot smaller than me and especially shorter.  I looked at him and said what the fuck you talking about you fucking scumbag.  Now Ray comes over and asks what is happening.  I told him everything.  Then benny buts in and says. Hey asshole what are you going to do about it.  I said I'm going to kick your ass.  He says fuck you while Ray is between us.I then told the girl behind the counter to call 911.  benny says what the fuck you calling the cops for pussy.  I say not the cops...an ambulance casue I'm going to beat the shit out of you and I want them here so you don't die.  Ray loved that line and told us to knock it off.  Benny walked away cussing at me.  Ray turns to me ands says.  What the fuck is going on here I don't want to be in the middle of you two guys goinng at it.  From then on me and Benny never said another word to each other.  The guy who bought the stuff from me I made up to with some other supplements.  That is why i say that about Benny.  He was a tough little guy but at that time not to many people bothered me.  Max remember Ron Gibson from work.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:43:14 AM
Keith had fun wherever he went. That especially includes the gym.

Re: onlyme, Max_rep, others: tell your favorite stories
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2005, 09:58:32 AM » Quote 

How about Bob Sears.  Me and Bob were good friends.  I rememebr me and a friend went over to his house.  He answered the door with no shirt on.  I swear to god he looked like Arnold at his peak.  Bob had such a great chest and his abs were the thickest I have ever seen.  His quads were huge.  His body was awesome.  He showed a bunch of articles on himself that many saying he is the next Arnold.  I really think he wasted his life away with the cocaine.  It ruined everything he had.  Lost his great wife and job and all his desire to train seriously.  man I'm telling you and I've seen some of the best, Bob defintiely could have done some damage in the Pros.  Plus he wasn't bad looking.  I remeber we would always compete to see who got the most girls.  We used to play hide n' seek at work too.  I found him one time screwing a girl in the not completed pong in the back.  He caught me getting head in the closet by the restrooms.  We had a great time back then.  SO many of the BB's from Gold's came in because of Ron, Bob and remember Jim Flarety.  He was a BB too.  But I think he was better known for putting diets together for competitors.  He was funny casue he had no sense of humor.  And then Rajan got a job bouncing there from Gold's too.  He took so much steroids he would shoot up in the restroom.  Some guys came by and wanted us (the bouncers) to work private security for Larry Flint (owner of Hustler).  We all said no but Rajan.  A few weeks later Rajan is tellng me he is selling these paintings and if I knew anyone who wanted to buy them.  They ended up being Larry FLint's.  I guess they somehow found there way into the trunk of his car.  Great stories from that place.  How about when the cops tried to pull over the Barbarian Brothers in their Jeep outside the front of the club.  That was hilarious too.  Remember the 32 oz. Margarita The Manhattan Maggie.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:46:39 AM
A buffet story. Guess who ate the most....nope, not Keith.

 Re: onlyme, Max_rep, others: tell your favorite stories
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2005, 12:04:35 AM » Quote 

Okay got to tell the buffet story.  Myself, David and Peter, Pete G. and a black guy named Clyde Butch Perry (Manny Perry's cousin).  He was a competitive BB'  I think he was in the USA or something like that.  Good size guy and really nice.  Well myself and one of my other friends picked up on some girls.  They liked us and wanted to hang around.  They came to the hotel in their convertible Rabbit.  We had a great idea.  Myself (300lbs.), David (270), Peter (250), Clyde (240) all got in the little Rabbit and drove around the traffice circle in front of the hotel.  You got to imagine this little car with us in it.  The tires were smoking and it was hilarious.  I have it on tape and pics somehwere but I think in LA.  Anyway the owner of the nightclub in town had the only limo in town so he let us use it while we were there.  So, comes dinner.  This hotel has the best seafood buffet in hawaii.  I used to fly to Hilo just for the buffet on Fridays.  So, we all sit down.  There was us, the two girls and a couple of other friends.

Now for my size I really don;t eat a whole lot.  But I do down the fish.  I had maybe a couple pounds.  The regular sides.  Instead of glasses of milk or orange juice all of us grabbed the whole pitcher and drank from them.  Instead of a piece of pie we grabbed the whole pie.  Anyway, about an hour later we are stuffed.  David is finishing what I had on my plate.  I of course had a plastic bag and took quite a bit of the fish to my room for later.  So we are all sitting there stuffed to the gills.  Pete is at the other ended of the table eating everything on the table that was left.  Pete now weighs about 180 or 190.  He eats only one meal a day.  He is a night person.  he used to tell me about how a lion lives.  Sleeps all day eats at night one big meal.  Very efficient he used to tell me.  I kind of live like that but I got it mixed up and thought he said eat all day and night.  Anyway, so he eats an incredible amount of food.  Sometimes he will order 4 or 5 times at a restaurant when we go out.  Even my daughters can't believe how much he eats. Anyway, we just couldn;t believe what we were seeing.  Our table ate more than probably all the other tables put together that were eating when we were there.  So if you ever get a chance to eat with Pete.  Fast before you go cause you are going to gain weight.  And the funny thing is how trim he stays doing this.


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:51:53 AM
Taking showers with Rachel back in the day at World Gym.


« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2005, 12:53:48 PM » Quote  

Taking showers with Rachel back in 1979 at the old World Gym was my best memory in the gang shower.  Watching her do pullups as sexy as they could be done next to the dumbell rack was another great memory.  Back then they had one locker room I think.  A few years later they added the women's locker room.  I better get this straight before I go on.  I didn't actually take a shower with her, I was in the locker room.

Well if I remember right with only one locker room sometimes there would be men and women at the same time.  Mostly guys worked out back then anyway.  But I went to change and she was taking a shower.  I didn't go in the showers because I am a gentleman.  Plus I was afraid cause I wasn't sure I was allowed to.  I was a youngster just getting into being friends with everyone.  I didn't want to rock the boat.  But, I was in the same locker room.  Plus, when she did the pullups that was a site alone that will be etched in my memory.  BAck then I was really into training.  Besides going to Palm Springs, working out was about all I did.  I was a house painter and I remember I was doing a house in Santa Monica and decided to workout in the morning.  I would take my workers to the house and then I would go train.  After training I would go to the beach then have lunch spend about an hour at the house then go home.

Anyone remember the outside workout area at World Gym.  It was kind of neat getting a tan while you train.  After Worlds moved, Joe made the gym his home.  And I think Tony Novak worked his business out of there too.  Does anyone here remember Tony Novak.  When I first started at World's in 1979 I saw him.  I was very quiet since everyone there was older than me.  I saw him and thought he was John Matusak from the Raiders.  He was huge and mean looking.  Later on I found out he was our in-house "supplement" provider (if you know what I mean).  He used to train with a guy named Bugsy who woudl arch his back so high when benching you could crawl under it.  Bugsy had a nice Rolls Royce.  I remember Tony was like Joe Gold's "enforcer" at the gym.  Anyone have a problem Tony would take care of it.  The gym was upstairs.  Joe didn't like photgraphers or tourists coming in the gym taking pictures without his permission.  Well one day two guys came up and wanted to take pictures.  Joe was there and said no.  Tony was training kind of next to me about 10' away.  I saw in the mirror that Joe was telling these guys to leave and they wouldn't.  Well Tony then noticed and got up and went over to Joe.  I was looking in the mirror at the whole thing developing.  Now, these guys were near the stairs right at the entrance.  Then all of a sudden Tony pushes one of them and he falls into the other one and they proceeded to roll down the stairs.  Then you hear Tony "stay the f**k out".  He came back and started training like nothing happened.  This all happened in a span of about a minute.  You see Tony on Pumping Iron when Arnold first gets back into the gym and Arnold says "Big Tony" and Tony is peeling an orange I think.  He was a character.  I saw him at the Arnold a few years back.  He is making all the leather jackets for World Gym.  Great guy.

As with Curtis Leffler.  Curtis was defintiely the most vascular BB I have ever met.  He lost the USA to Paul Dillet and I know that hurt him.  We used to train together a little back in the early 90's.  He is as strong as Ronnie and stronger in some lifts.  He competed in the WSM once.  He looked great doing it but didn't do so well.  He did have some viable excuses.  Number one a few days before he had just competed in a bodybuilding show show so he was a little weak and depleted.  And second they had him go first in allot of the events and didn't know the technique as they had somoe new events.  Everyone after him saw what not to do and beat him badly.  But he constantly won the Hawaii Strongman COmpetition.  The only real thing I remember him doing though was benching 405 for 27 reps.  And he was a puller not so much a pusher.  He was a great guy and friend and he is missed.


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 12:56:58 AM
A story about Ken Waller chasing a car.

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« Reply #91 on: March 19, 2005, 05:27:42 PM » Quote 

Okay here is a parking lot story kind of.  As 619 said the parking lot was small and at street level.  THe gym was built above it.  There was a small store you could buy food at on the diagonal corner.  It was so funny looking down out the window towards that little store when guys would walk across to get something to eat or drink.  All the traffic would stop people getting out of their cars to take pictures it was something.  Anyway, me, Ron Depolito (who actually got me into the sport and paid my fees ($150 for the year), and I think Manny Perry.  We were downstairs in front of the gym looking at one of Manny's custom Cadillacs.  We're talking and all of a sudden a car come out of the parking lot and almost hits us.  They didn;t stop or anything.  Waller starts yelling at them and cussing then starts running after the car.  We are looking at Kenny running after this car and couldn't believe he was running so far.  We look at each other and jump in the car and take off after Kenny.  We catch up to him maybe a few blocks up.  They turned right and Kenny kept chasing them.  Well finally when we get to Kenny, Ronny yells "get in the f**kin car dumbass"  Kenny slows down and sits on the curb.  He is so out of breath.  Ronny gets out and asks Kenny "what the f**k are you doing".  Kenny say (out of breath) I thought they'd hit a red light or stop.  It was so funny.  Kenny liked to fight and had a short fuse.  Does anyone remember the name of Waller's gym under the hotel along the 405 freeway.  I read somebody wrote that they think Kal has a gym I think this may be it.  Kenny also made the bestr tank tops.  The spagetti string, low cut ones.  KW Enterprises.  They were great.

I'd see Kenny every now and then at the club I was a bouncer at and at the movies.  I was always with a different girl and he would come up to whomever I was with and tell them I was a slut and be careful.  He was bad for my love life.  And I talk to him on the phone every now and then when I order some shirts.  He runs Extreme Activewear who makes Gold's Gym shirts.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:02:22 AM
Another story from Keith.


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« Reply #99 on: March 19, 2005, 07:48:04 PM » Quote 

I'm getting really pissed off.  that is the second time I have erased a good story.  I almost threw my fucking laptop across the room.  FUCK!.  Okay, let me start again.  A couple of those question's Kevin asked

5.  George Effirmen had a gym in Vegas
6. Mike Dayton used to hang himself
7. Sheri Lewis was Reg's wife's name
8. Was it Sinbad or Hercules

I don't exactly remember Dave.  If he was there from 79 to 82 I had to have seen him and met him at some time or another.

Does anyone remember Bill Petit.  He was a really strong black guy who had one eye.  He did pull-ups with (2) 150 lb dumbells hanging from his waist (like Roy Callendar doing the dips).  He was so strong and had some of the biggest arms at the gym.  These guys were so into training and most of them competed so I didn't bother them to much unless I need some help or advice.  I was small compared to them.  I only weighed a little under 250 and I do know my arms were just hit 20".  So I wasn't that big compared to these guys.  Joe actually helped me allot.  It was almost like he was taking me under his wing.  The only thing is he gave up because I refused to compete unless I could wear OP shorts on stage.  I told him I would never wear a pair of Speedos.  I could barely keep "Moby" in the shorts I wore let alone try to keep him in a pair of Speedos (hehe).

I wasn't that much into bodybuilding or powerlifting as much as I was into the girls liking my body.  I did it because of all the attention I got.  It just so happened I got really strong doing it.  Not until my first competiton in 1983 did I take it really serious.  Then I wanted to be as strong and big as I could get.

I think I got along with everyone at the gym back then.  I was in such awe of them all.  It was neat being able to say to my friends as we looked through the magazines that I either knew him or even trained with him.

Unlike most or the old-timers on here I wasn't a competitve bodybuilder or ever really hung out with them except to train and sometime have lunch with.  My stories defintiely aren't as good as Kevin's, 619, Dan-O, Max Rep and others because they were competitors or actually directly asscociated with bodybuilding...the sport and competiton.  My experiences are from gym time or talking on a social level at an event or something like that.  I have been pretty lucky to meet so many athletic superstars and many of my childhood idols (Ali being my all time favorite).  I'm sure my memory is going slowly but reading some of the other posts jogs my memory each time.  I do need to tell my Gene Mozee story which I did yesterday then accidentlly erased it.

But, as for peeking into the shower with Rachel.  I might have but I can't remember so I probably didn't.  Because if I did I highly doubt I would forget it.  She was the epitomy of FINE!  If only the female BB's of today would look like her.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:09:17 AM
Keith tells a story about Gene Mozee.


« Reply #138 on: March 20, 2005, 02:55:12 PM » Quote 

You know I was sitting here thinking.  The others on here (Wes, Kevin, 619, Max, Crown, Kenny and Ric Drasin, others) are real pieces of Bodybuilding (history even).  I never competed or lived the lifestyle (except for a little over a year when Tony Pearson had me on that frickikng diet) I just went to the gym and wanted to be big, strong and look good.   I was fortunate to be able to talk, meet and become friends with allot of sport superstars including all of bodybuilders.  I know I was given the chance because of my athletic achievements but I don't a 1/1000 of the stories these guys have.  So I'm glad you like the little ones I do have cause it's great recalling them in my mind.

Okay, Gene Mozee.  Most people won't knwo who he is but the old timers will.  When I knew Gene he was helping at a club I was going to.  He used to tell some of the most outrageous stories of his past that were incredible.  Now you have to imagine what he looked like (back then).  He was probably in his late 40's, around 165, 5'7" or so, tan, not many teeth, bleach blond hair, and always wore long sleeve shirt or coat.  One of his stories involved a barbell with 405 lbs. on it laying on the ground.  Gene he was the only person he knew who could crawl under the bar then press the weight up off his chest.  This was a feat I never tried cause I could'nt see my head even fittng under the bar.  He had a million bodybuilding stories.  He was great friends with Arnold and others.  He told us he had the first set of 19" (could have been 20") arms and weighed under 200 lbs.

One day Gene asked me if I wanted to go the Mr. California contest with him.  I said yea of course.  Gene didn't drive cause I think he lost his license from to many DUI's.  SO we leave the gym and go to the show.  If I remember right it was downtown LA somewhere.  The whole way down Gene is telling me to just hang with him and we can get in.  He didn't have any tickets.  We get there and was walking up the street and everyone who is anyone in bodybuilding was there.  I saw everyone I seen in magazines.  I swear to god everyone there knew Gene and allot of them went out of their way to come say hi to him.  I couldn't believe it. He really was someone important.  Now to tell you the truth I can't even remember if we went to the show.  I don't think so cause I think I would remember something about it.  But I think Gene just wanted a ride there so he can see everyone.  Anyway, I did take him home.  He lived above a garage in a little place.  When I went inside, this place was covered with pictures on the floor, walls, on tables and chairs.  He probably had every bodybuilding magazine ever printed in this place.  It wa slike a bodybuildinng library.  He always told us about things he had done that sounded so outrageous but here was all the evidence he was telling us the truth.  He really has been around.  And I saw the pictures of him under the barbell pressing it up.  He had a great body back when he was younger.  Does anyone have any pics of Gene back in the day.  He also told me he was the first person to interview Arnold.  He wrote for Weider but he told me Weider didn't pay him several articles so he quit writing for him.  But I see he is back writing for M&F and others.  I'm glad he is doing good.  Pete G told me he saw him at Artie Zeller's funeral.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:13:16 AM
Keith once got drunk. This is his story.


« Reply #144 on: March 20, 2005, 09:58:26 PM » Quote 

Okay, first off I very rarely drink.  Since 1984 I have been drunk maybe 3 times to this day.  And the only other times I'd get drunk was in Palm Springs where I was the unoffical Margarita maker and the town gave me the nickname of Tarzan.  i never wore a shirt or shoes.  Infact many of the restaurants on Palm Canyon had shirts that fit me in their closets or wherever so I had something to wear when I came in to eat.  Well the worst time being drunk was at the wedding of Alan Inchinose (Mr. USA and Judy ?) now officially called the most boring wedding and reception in history.  Everything was in japanese.

ANyway.  I am sitting with Kevin, my friend Sal and Pete G.  Pete says this is boring lets drink.  Well it had an open bar.  A quick sidenote:  I had a very successful company called Purely Hawaiian.  I had a party to celebrate it's creation.  Close to 600 people attended and it was at the Tahitian Lanai on the beach.  It was catered and everything.  Well the manager comes up to ma and asks me if I wanted an "open bar".  I said of course everyone will want to drink.  In fact the picture below is of me and Gary Proper (the creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) at the party.  Well a long story short, at the end of the night the manager comes up to me and want $8,300 and something.  I said what I already paid for the food and stuff.  He said it was for the drinks.  I said what why am I paying.  He said because you said you wanted an open bar.  Well f**k me I didn't know what "open bar" meant.  I thought he wanted the bar to stay open to sell drinks.  Well f**k I had no money on me so I talked my asshole attorney to put it on his American Express card.  Man that was a huge and expensive lesson.

Now back to Wedding Nightmare.  Well the few times I have been drunk I always had the same philosophy, why take so long.  If I'm going to get drunk I want to do it now not in an hour or so.  So Pete calls over the waitress and everyone orders then I order 2 shots Bacardi 151 and a Lite beer.  The girl delivers mine first and by the time she had finsihed seving the others I had already finished all mine.  If you know Pete you know how he gets excited.  He couldn't believe it.  So he told the girl to bring me the same.  A long story short again.  In between the 13 shots of Bacardi 151 and a 6 pack of lite beer I was feeling good enough to dunk the free cream puffs in the bacardi and light them on fire then eat them.  I must have had a dozen or so of those little things.  Anyway, I am now drunker than I have ever been.  Pete now wants to take me out.  SO we all get up and leave and of course I give my regards to the bride and groom.  Anyway I get into Petes Rolls and we go to Black Orchid which is a fancy club Tom Selleck owned.  My other friends took my Bronco.  Well the line was really long but since they all knew us we went to the front of the line.  There was agirl in line that knew me and wanted to get in so she started to hang all over me so I would bring her in.  She was dressed (I remember this for some reason) in a skin-tight red leather jump suit.  It was unzipped all the way doen to her belly button and half her boobs were hanging out.  Anyway, She was hanging on to me (or keeping me up) when all of a sudden I throw up with so much velocity and volume it was unreal.  It went all over the place but at least a gallon of it went directly into her face and down her top.  She was soaked in it.  The next thing I know I am sitting in the club in a booth with Pete, Kevin, Sal and I think my buddy Wayne G.  The girl comes out of the restroom to say she was sorry (for some reason) and left.  I saw her many times after that and she says nothing about it.  Anyway we closed the placed just hanging out.  Everyone makes sure I'm okay and they give me my keys.  I said I was alright.  It took me 3 hours to get home when I lived only 20 minutes away.  I fell asleep in my shower and woke up very sick.  It was the worst I ever felt.  Anyway that was my experience at Mr. USA wedding.

The other pic is Alan Inchinose and me.  Recognize that jacket.  Me and Tyson and Don King all got one at the same time.  The only thing is mine was custom made by Tony Alamo and it was a size 4X.   It had 3500+ Austrian Crystals and weighed close to 12 pounds.  Cost $4,000+  I didn;t have to pay a dime.  I loved it.



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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:16:27 AM
A story about Mohammed Ali.  

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« Reply #166 on: March 21, 2005, 11:05:37 PM » Quote 

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Okay it was around Nov. 1988 or so.  The event: The World Boxing Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony/Dinner at the LAX Marriot.  Event was originally scheduled for a few months earlier but Ali was scheduled to appear in Saudi Arabia to launch a new automobile called the "Ali."  Inductees included Ali, Jake LaMotta, Eder Joffre (?) and Carlos Oritz (probably more but can't remember).  Just about every boxer who has boxed one round at least was there.  It was definitely the place to be if you liked boxing. 

I remember when I was invited to go my manager called me.  It just happened that his uncle is Art Braverman (Don Kings right hand man).  So I got to be the Guest of Honor.  I got to take my girlfriend at the time and mother of my daughters.  She was so nervous because she didn’t want to under dressed.  SO she went to her mom store which sold very expensive designer clothes.  She picked out a beautiful black Oscar de la Renta (?) $6,000 dress.  Needless to say she wouldn’t be underdressed.  So we get there in the limo and I find out I am sitting next to Ali on one side and La Mottas across from me next to my girlfriend.  La Motta and me became really good friends.  He was a really nice guy.  He had his daughter there and she could of easily been in Playboy. 

Anyway, I sat down (we were first at the table) then a huge crown starts to come in.  The place had about 500+ people.  It was packed.  Finally Ali shows up.  We greet each other and everyone else at our table.  They served us food first.  I remember Ali having a little trouble with cutting his food.  I cut it for him.  The whole time he was very fascinated with my fists and arms.  I was wearing a tux.  Anyway, I remember we were eating and a guy came up to Ali for his autograph during dinner.  I told the guy a man give us a break (cause this was going on the tikme prior to food, so I was hoping it would end at least during the time we ate).  Well looks at me and says it's okay.  Ali takes the pen and holds it to the paper but wasn't writing.  He looked at me and asked me the date.  I told him and he put that down along with his autograph.  Now all along Jake is picking up on my girlfriend.  And to tell you the truth I would have traded for his daughter if he'd do it.  Oh I just remembered the date.  It was Nov. 17, 1987.  It was actually the same time that Time Magazine did an article on something I did and featured me.

Okay, so we are all getting along especially me and Ali.  SO now it is time for the ceremony.  They do everyone and leave Ali for last of course.  Now this was at a time when Ali wasn't as bad as he is now but it was very noticeable.  He didn’t shake much and talked slow and low.  Anyway, Ali gets up to the podium and starts to talk to, and I swear to god (I just got goosebumps) he does a 2 minute speech where if you closed your eyes you were back in 1970's or so when he was awesome.  He must have said 2000 words and was saying "Black" and "whitey" and everything else.  He was awesome.  When he finished every single person stood up and it was one of the loudest and definitely one of the longest ovations I have ever witnessed.  Unbelievable!

So after that and a little more crap, we had an autograph session where all the inductees got up on stage at these tables setup so people in the audience can come up and get there autographs.  They had it set so you just go in a single file line and get the souvenir program signed or whatever.  Just before dinner they introduced me (I forgot to add that).  Well when the inductees went up there Jimmy Lennon who was the announcer said Keith get up here.  I look at him and say me.  He says you right up here.  Oh my god.  My girlfriend wanted to go home but then she saw that I had to go up and sign she sat back down with Ali's wife and Jakes daughter.  I kissed her and hear Ali's wife say you better get used to it. ?    Anyway they stuck me between tow of the greatest fighters in history Jake la Motta and Muhammed Ali.  I was in heaven.  These guys kept punching me like little kids and treated me so nice.  It was so neat cause Ali says to me "Keith give me your autograph"  I said WHAT!.  He said I want your autograph in case it is worth money someday.  I start laughing.  I said to him "I want yours because I KNOW it will be worth money."  It was so neat cause he signed a few things for me including his picture in the program where he put "To Keith a Great Friend and a Great Champion    Muhammed Ali "The Greatest Champion of All-Time".  I swear to god I will never forget those words till the day I die.   Well an hour later and more than 500 autographs.  My hand was killing me and I was tired and my girlfriend was very pissed off. 

So, we all get going. This is where Kevin wanted me to start the story but I figured I'd lead up to it so you know what's happening.  When we get outside the ballroom the escalator is broken.  So everyone has to turn around and go on the elevator.  Ali was right in front of me with his wife and bodyguard (who is a major part of this story now).  I was right behind them with my girlfriend Jake and his daughter.   While we were walking I asked Jake if he felt sorry for Ali. He stopped me and said "you know there is nothing to feel sorry about him for.  He has led a life we can only dream of.  He doesn’t feel sorry for himself and we shouldn't either."  That was something I will never forget either about that night.  Jake gave me his number before we parted as he got into one of the elevators. He told me to call him anytime for anything and let’s get together.  I never called him.  I wish I did.  Anyway, Ali went in one elevator and called me in so I could get in the same one.  Now I don’t know how people their were in the elevator but it was packed to the gills.  No more room.  But Ali's bodyguard had to come on. He was holding the door.  So he squeezes in and I MEAN SQUEZES IN.  I swear to god he was at least 6'5" 500 lbs.  He was enormous.  I got very personal in the elevator with several people.  So we are sitting there when all of a sudden as we wait for the doors to close, the fucking elevator begins to drop.  I swear to god it dropped to the bottom of the shaft with the door wide open.  I swear to god this was so funny.  These people who were standing now above us were looking down thinking what happened.  We had so much friggin weight after King Kong got aboard we sank.  So now the people above are pulling the people out.  The funny thing is Ali's bodyguard was blocking close to half the door.  So the girls all were pulled out first.  We thought the elevator would go up if we lightened it, but no good.  So now the others were being pulled out including Ali and then me.  I am about 300 at the time.  From the couple of guys on top and Kong shoving his hand up my ass I finally got out (thankfully still a heterosexual).  While this whole time in the elevator the first thing that came to mind was the bodyguard.  How in the f**k are we getting him out.  Well when I got out I didn't look back I headed straight for Ali and hid because I knew they were going to ask me for help.  I didn't want any part of that circus act. 

So, now no one wants to go on the elevator cause their afraid.  SO now we have a bunch of people heading to the escalator.  As I turn around I see the bodyguard coming.  I thought he was going to punch me.  As I get on the escalator Ali, my girlfriend and Ali's wife are right behind me.  We are walking up the escalator.  Then I notice something.  First off the escalator was full with people (maybe 20).  Secondly Ali's bodyguard is about 5 people behind him.  Both sides of the elevator are mirror.  I look to my left and there is a seam where the mirrors meet.  We aren't moving.  Everytime we took a step the escalator was going down a step.  It is like we were doing the stairclimber.  I turned around and said, "hey we ain't moving"  Everyone stops walking as we slowly start going backwards.  I swear to god I thought I was on Candid Camera.  I was not only the youngest person on this "stupid journey" but I was with multi-millionaires, business executives, sports heroes and I'm the one who noticed all this or I think we would have been there for an hour.  Anyway, people got off and we finally made it to the area in front to wait for our limos.  We are all cracking up including Ali who no matter how medically off he was he was laughing his balls off.  So, while we are waiting and trying to get over our "Punkd'" episode Ali sneaks up behind me and grabs me.  I turn around and we start to wrestle (the picture below). In short (a little late now) we ended up on the ground.  It was so funny.  People were taking pictures and laughing.  I finally pinned him.  I help him up.  Our tuxes got all dirty and everything but it was so much fun.  Well we said bye to each other.  I kissed his wife he kissed my girlfriend (which he later sent a picture of that to her) and we hugged and he just said how happy it was to meet me.  That incident is something that no matter what will live with me forever.  Cause Ali from when I was a kid was my biggest idol of all time.

The neat part about this is about 3 months later I was in Miami doing an appearance and was staying at the Fontainebleau Hotel (?).  A very nice place.  As me and my manager were going down the escalator I see a sign at the bottom saying something about a chocolate convention. I said I gotta see that.  So we went in and there was this really long line against the wall.  We followed it to the front and to my surprise was Ali sitting in a small area that was setup to look like a boxing ring.  I stood there for about 30 seconds when he looks up and sees me.  He stands up looks at me shakes his fist and says I'm going to beat you.  Then he signals to his wife and a few others on the sided.  She sees and comes over with a huge smile on her face along with Muhammed.  She hugs me and kisses me then he hugs me.  We talk for about a minute and he had to get back to signing (kind of what happened to Kevin with Cory at the Arnold a couple years back, only Cory had people waiting for about 30 minutes while she talked to Kevin).  Anyway that was great but one thing Ali's wife said to me made me feel really great inside.  She said "Keith you know Muhammed really grew fond of you.  He talked about you for weeks after that night and still brings you up.  You really made him laugh and I really love you for that".  Well I gotta tell you (goosebumps again) that is another thing that will never leave my memory bank.  If you ever get a chance to meet your hero, DO IT.   It will really makes you feel good inside.  I lost all the autographs and the program and the pictures sent to me from that night except for a few.  SO if my writing is too long sorry but a picture is worth a 1000 words and since I didn’t have many pictures.


One more thing.  I haven't talked about some of this stuff for along time.  I'm sorry for all the writings and stuff but to tell you the truth like I've said before, memories is about all I got left.  Hopefully you like them.  If not sorry in advance.  Once I forget these things, all of you have permission to pull my feeding tube.


P.S.  That is not my girlfriend in the background.  I've had people ask me that.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:19:46 AM
Keith enjoyed telling his stories on the History board because it was like reliving those good times.

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« Reply #180 on: March 22, 2005, 11:20:53 AM » Quote 

You know I kind of feel weird telling all the experiences.  I am not a bodybuilder.  It just so happened I looked pretty good considering I lifted allot and ate allot (except for a year or so of dieting).  I've been lucky to do the things I've done but the other swho have posted have real bodybuilding experience.  I just so happen to train with allot of them or met them.  I'm am defintiely sure many of not all the others have stories allot better than mine.  I just so happen to have nothing else better to do than talk about my past.  I am the farthest you can get to conceited.  Believe me.  Especially now.  But I really enjoy writing this stuff cause it does bring back great memories.  I haven't talked about this stuff for over 20 years in some instances.  So it is kind of neat.  thanks.

Max.  Purely Hawaiian was a company I started from scratch back in 1993.  It is a registered trademark (now expired) that was the fastest selling Sun Tan products in Hawaii.  We were in numerous outlets on the mainland and Asia.  We were just getting into Europe.  We had a clothing line and expanding into foods.  The name was just great and the products even better.  In fact at the party I mentioned before Gary Proper's girlfriend was Ron Rice's (owner Hawaiian Tropic) personal secretary for over 10 years and she took me to the side and said I was years ahead of Ron when he started Hawaiian Tropic.  But I didn't know how to run a company and trusted someone else to do it and paid for it by losing everything through bankruptcy.  the funny thing about 4 years ago I was going to Vegas from LA and stopped in Baker.  Went to a small store there and saw Purely Hawaiian on the shelf.  That stuff was at least 5 or 6 years old.  I wonder what it smelled like.

I wasn't given an award at the ceremony I was just a Guest of Honor (mainly because of my managers connection to boxing)  But I didn't care because I met Ali.  I would have went to clean the dishes as long as I got to meet him. And you know when we were playinbg around I noticed that he was built very solid.    I think he told me he weighed 235 and alot taller than I thought he'd be.

The article was on a Armwrestling Event I put on in Fort Lauderdale.  The writer was Pat Jordan (who him and his wife compete in masters bb events).  We became friends and I introduced him to Rorian Gracie who I was taking lessons from and was my friend when he first came to the states.  I called Pat and told him I found this guy who can kick anyone's ass in the world.  Pat flew to LA interviewed Rorian and got a 14 page spread in Playboy Magazine.  From then on the Gracie name got big (pat on back).  I also told him about Francis Segeurra who trained at Ray's gym Muscle Mill.  He flew out intervoewed him and got a nice spread in Life Magazine.  Pat called me one day from Jamica.  He say's Keith you won't believe wha I am watching.  i said what.  He sas I'm in Jamaica watching these guys train for the bobsled for Winter Olympics.  I siad no way where is the snow.  He said there is none.  They are using skateboards on boxes.  He was doing a stgory on them.  Later they did a moving about it called Cool Runnings.  Great movie.

And Yes that elevator story is funny I have told it about 1000 times but I hav never really wrote it down.  I didn;t realize it was so long.  The escalator part is even funnier.  I am the least educated, poorest guy on there and I'm the only one who notices anything is wrong. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:22:58 AM
Keith describes the Han-d-Gas device that he had so much fun with.

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« Reply #211 on: March 24, 2005, 12:15:25 PM » Quote 

No that's not it Max.  That one sucks compared to this one.  I have one in my car, if I remember I will take a pic of it and put it up.  This is cylinder in shape about 1.5" in diameter and about 2.5 tall.  It is rubber with hard plastic top and bottom.  Someone tried to copy it and that one sucks too.  The guy who inventer was 63 years old was an ex-pro golfer.  He had arthritis and wanted to keep playing golf.  So he made this little rubber bag thing he could easily hold in his hand and squeeze.  Well it was too hard because it was filled air and it wouldn;t give way when he squeezed it.  So he put a hole in the top.  he found out that when he sqeezed it he had to position his hand just right to let the air out and it made a farting noise.  Well after several variation he came up with the Han-D-Gas.  He has sold thousands of them.  Me and Leslie would go all over Mission Bay everytime we went out to eat and fart on people.  I remember waiting in line at the bank with friend.  So boring waiting in line so I started farting.  After awhile everyone knew I had it and was egging me on to fart on all the new people that walked into the bank.  The  funniest time ever in bank I am sure any of these people had.  I will tell you the story when I was walking down the venice boardwalk farting.  I literally had 30+ people following me with cameras talking pictures and video of me.  Now this had allot of bodybuilders involved cause I farted on everyone and their were plenty down there.  I even had 3 cops following me cracking up so hard that they thought they better hang around in case something bad happens.  I got a million of them each of them gut-busters.  If you had one you'd understand.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: JasonH on January 18, 2011, 01:25:37 AM
Keith's stories are awesome - he's certainly lived an interesting life and met some famous people.

However, I don't see Jonesy from Police Academy's name mentioned anywhere (maybe I missed it). Did Keith genuinely sit beside him at a charity event or was that just a mock-up by Getbiggers to bag him for name-dropping?


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:26:18 AM
Being mistaken for Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

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« Reply #213 on: March 24, 2005, 12:54:06 PM » Quote  

I was never mistaken for "The Body" Ventura, but when Hulk was in town wrestling we trained together at the old World Gym here.  if you ever wanted to see a "get-down" gym then this is it.  Anyway I was doing cables with him.  First off the gym was open 24 hours a day.  It had allot of the gym open to the elements (outside) and some more encased in a chained linked fence.  Well the cables are located in an area facing the main street (Ala Wai Canal) and only had the fence in front.  SO you could see in as well as out.  So we are doing the cables and these people walk by and see Hulk right away.  Well that weekend he was supposed to wrestle with or against Brutus the Barber Beefcake.  Well just before that trip he got in a horrible accident.  I am sure someone knows more than me but I think basically he was techinng someone to water ski.  he was holding them up in the water keeping them stead on the skis.  Well he yell "Go" and the boat took off and the skier went right over his face and the fin on the bottom of the ski went right across the front of his head splitting it wide open.  This is kind of what I heard happened.  Maybe someone else knows more.  He also had a beautiful girlfriend (or wife I later found out) that i would rather not go into.  That's her in the pic.  She worked at Hooters and was in Playboy.  What memories.  Anyway, so me and Hulk were training and these peole come up and go crazy over seeing.  They looked at me and though I was The Beefcake.  I gave them my autograph and signed is Brutal 'The Barber" Cheesecake.  It's funny cause I was thinking of doing that but didn't mean too when I signed it but could'nt say I made a mistake.  So that was the only time as a wrestler.  I have to tell you the Big John Studd Story and the Kazmaier.  In fact Kazmair story is next cause I know you guys will love that one.  Just imagine me and him together.  Sorry about the pic being so small but it was in one of those funny frames where there are allot of pictures.  And yes I am smooth but you have to realize I was eating Hooters (literally) everyday.  They sponosred me so i got free food.  Plus I am about 305 there with a little vascualrity in the forearm.  usually i have allot more but only there



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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:28:20 AM
Story about big Bill Kazmaier the powerlifter.

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« Reply #217 on: March 24, 2005, 01:59:28 PM » Quote 

Okay here is another long story.  Kazmaier is a good friend and a great guy.  He has come to Hawaii on a few occasions to help me with things I have promoted.  Plus we share the same birthday so we send birthday e-cards to each other.   Anyway, the first time he came here for me was back in 1990 or 91'.  We were promoting the 1st Gold's Gym Bodybuilding Contest here along with a few other promotions including a great tug-a-war contest I was doing.

Well, me and a friend of mine decided to take Bill on a tour of Oahu,  At the time I had a nice 4x4 Bronco.  So, myself and Bill are in the front.  We are driving around and ended up in Waikiki.  We’re driving down Kalakaua Ave, (the street along Waikiki Beach) and was turning left at the zoo.  It was a yellow light. So I went, cause I learned to make rights on yellows.  Well in Waikiki the police drive around in those 3-wheel Cushman buggies.  So I hear a siren behind me.  I go about 100’ and pull into a short driveway next to the zoo.  Now when I get pulled over I like getting out of the car immediately cause it seems to get more respect from the cop.  So I did.  Well I hear this “sir get back into the vehicle” from the little buggy.  I said no it is too small and I want to stand out here.  So now he is a little pissed and he gets out of his buggy.  Then Big Bill gets out.  I swear to god no way in hell this guy weighed more than 135 and was about 5’4” oriental.  I told him don’t worry I am not going to do anything.  He starts to asks us again to get in the car.  Bill now says “I’m not staying in that fucking car you’ll have to handcuff me.”  Well he grabs his radio thing near his shoulder and calls for assistance.  In about 5 seconds I think there was about 4 more of those buggys and 3 or 4 regular cars. There was maybe 12 cops there. First they see me and they all know me.  I have done so many thing here and been on TV and everything so they were all cool to me.  Then they notice Bill.  They went crazy.  They told the little cop guy do you who these guys are and they introduce me and then Bill as the Worlds Strongest Man. The little cop felt so bad.  So now we are on the side of the zoo with a crowd coming together signing autographs for everyone.  They let us go.  It was really funny to see the little guys face when Bill told him he wasn’t going back into the car, cause Bill kind of yelled it at him and sounded mean.

In relation to Bill at the gym.  Everyone couldn’t wait for him to get there to train.  He shows up and we decide to do arms.  So I do my little warm-ups with the girly weights, while Bill goes over nears the end of the rack and picks up the 100’s.  He takes them and does about 20 full biceps curls like they were nothing to warmup.  Eevryone in the gym was standing there with their mouths wide open.  They couldn’t believe it.  The next day he did a little bench.  I asked him how much he can do now and he just said he doesn’t go really heavy right now.  Well he did go up to 405.  the only thing is that he did 30 of them and had more in him.  He told me he has done 50 reps with 400 before.  Unreal.  I felt like a little kid working out with him

I remember the hotel we put him up in was the Tahitian Lanai.  It was one of the oldest hotels in Honolulu and in fact is gone now.  It was all Gold’s Gym was going to pay for.  Well you have to imagine what it looked like.  Very old only two story’s on the beach and very local looking.  Plus it had no A/C and no front doors to close only a screen door.  I never looked inside before.  Bill calls me and tells me he will pay for his own flight home if I don’t get him out of there.  So I ended up having to pay for the Illikai which was about $200 a night rather than the bargin of $75 a night at the Tahitian Lanai.  Oh well Bill is worth the upgrade.

The pics are from the Arnold a couple years ago and the other is from the tug-a-war.  The other guy is Norm Compton who was Stallone bodyguard and Dolly Parton’s.  He also acts a lot.

You know Max you are right.  I am ttying to think while I type.  I can type pretty fast as long as you don't count the mistakes like in typing class.  And no I woudl rather not talk about Kristen and yes she has one of the most incredible bodies.  Hell she was in Playboy.  Plus she took 1st place at the bikini contest I judged. 



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:31:36 AM
Keith met big John Studd the wrestler.

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« Reply #224 on: March 24, 2005, 07:01:25 PM » Quote 

Wes that was good about Arcidi.  he was the original monster bencher (besides Kaz).  He came to Hawaii numerous time to compete in the World Record Breakers Gus Retwisch promoted.   

Also, Wes you have a really nice website.  I took this pic cause it is so awesome from their.  If you are mad or I did somethign wrong tell me and I will take ot off.  It's just I saw it and I couldn't believe his neck. 

Wrestlers by the most part are all bigger iin person it seems like.  I did an appearance in Miami back inn 89 I think and met Big John Studd.  In fact we all went to dinner and he taught me how to eat lobster cause I neevr had it before.  Never wanted it but he made me eat it.  It was okay.  We became friends and our paths crossed again around 1990 or so when we were both up for a lead in some movie with Kim Basinger.  In fact the castng calls me and tells me it looks good for me so make some room to come in the next day.  Well she calls me the next morning to tell me that a guy named Big John Studd came in and the executives thought he was awesome so theu gave him the part.    Again in 1992 or so I brought him to Hawaii to help promote a show.  Even with his really bad knees he particiapted in the4 Walk-a-thon we did for MD.  He walked 5 miles.  I felt so bad for him.  he was in so much paid. I offered to pick him up so he didn't have to walk but he said no.  he later died not to much longer after that.  he wife called me to tell me.  He was just getting a line of supplements into the military.  All the wrestlers I have met have all been really nice even though they are the size of a house.

The other is the pic is Mike Kozlowski fromt he Miami Dolphins.  We were all on some local TV magazine show.  I can't remember, but Jhon grabbed the mike and wanted to play interviewer.  Look at the size of him.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:46:23 AM
A Fort Lauderdale story where the Han-d-Gas won him a gal!

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« Reply #239 on: March 25, 2005, 08:38:33 PM » Quote 

dknole you are in Lauderdale?  I love that place.  I had some of the best times in their.  The Days Inn gave me a suite their for 3 months.  At the same time I had a place at the Bahia Mar? The owner was a freind of mine I met a Golf/Tennis Tournament I played in Boca Raton.  So he said as long as I was inn Lauderdale he'd give me a room.  I actually used the room to meet up with.......well girls.  There was this lady (about 28) who visited Lauderdale about once a week.  Her husband was a fire chief down in Miami and was a tall Kenny Rodgers lookalike.  Well that was some good times.

A short "fart machine" story.  At the Bahia my room was ground floor and the jacquzzi was located about 15' from my front door.  I am inside my room with the door open when all of a sudden it starts pouring rain so hard.  Thunderwas so loud.  Anyway, I am laying on the bed watching Tv when all of a sudden this thin black girl is standing in my doorway with a little skimpy bikini on hugging her towel.  After a couple seconds I start using my fart machine.  So turns around almost crying and I said whats wrong and showed her it was fake and only a fart machine.  She comes inside while saying and sits on the edge of the bed.  I showed her the machine.  She starts telling me about her little sister was killed in a jacquzzi during a rainstorm and that she was afraid to be outside.  So I talk to her for awhile and we are getting to know each other.  Back then I hardly ever wore anything in my hotel room except a towel.  This was no exception. Anyway about 30 minutes or so later my manager comes by to see what I was doing later.  I introduce them and I told him lets go to City Limits (my favorite club there, is it still there).  Anyway I am kind of signling to him to leave cause I think me and this girl are getting along really good.  SO finally, he leaves.  So we start talking a little more and then all of a sudden we kiss. 

Well right away my friend "Moby" is awaken wondering what's up.  So I get up really quick to go close the door and the towel comes off and I catch it, but kind of late.  I was embarrased to say the least but she says to me "nice".  So I run over to the door slam it shut and without any further ado we did.  We'll we ended up being together for about a couple weeks.  She was a regular at City Limits I found out.  And was pretty well known there  if you knwo what I mean.  So the conquest was really lowered after I found out.  but it was fun anyway.  I love Lauderdale.  I heard The Candy Store has been gone for awhile.  Mona Frank was a hottie from that place.  Man I miss that place.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:49:31 AM
A story about the zany Barbarian Brothers.

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« Reply #240 on: March 25, 2005, 08:53:15 PM » Quote 

619 yes I remember that.  I asked them what happened in that case and from what they told me was that parking spot was were they parked all the time.  If I recall i think it was outside their condo or something like that.  There wasn't enough room to park so they moved her car.  I think they damaged her bumper by lifting it and putting it on the curb.  I saw that episode.  That is how they dressed all the time.  Another car incident was when they were driving on the 405 around Sunset and they were in thier Jeep.  Somehow they were arguing and can't remeber who was driving but they ended up driving off the side of the freeway down a little embankment into a bunch of ivy.  Well I guess it started a nice traffic jam.  After argueing for a little longer they both got out of the jeep and pushed it back up the enbankment onto the freeway.

MAx remeber when they used to come to Tequilla Willies.  We used to serve 32 oz. margarita's there called Manhattan Maggies.  They would always have one in each hand.  One day David is carrying around a gallon of ice cream and eating it in the club. He ate the whole gallon by himself.  One night we were really busy and out front was packed with cars.  Well the twins drive up on the sidewalk honking at everyone to get out of the way.  They drove right next to a security guard for the mall and honked their horn and scared the living shit out of them and then took off.  They were nuts.


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:52:25 AM
Another Barbarian Bros story.

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« Reply #244 on: March 26, 2005, 02:12:36 PM » Quote 

Thanks dknole, I may take you up on that someday.  And back at you if you're ever around these parts.  Oh, is the Chrome Parrot still there and Shooters.  I remember when I played in that tennis/golf tournament in Boca we had a party on the yacht "Monkey Business".  We ended up going to Shooters too.  I thought it was neat how they had valet guys too park your your yacht.  I had a guy take me out on his Cigarette boat just about anytime I wanted.  In fact I saw it on tv not to long ago,  I remember the boats name was Crazy Greg's or something like that.  It was green.  Man those are fun boats.  We'd jump other boats wakes and get air.  I drove it some and that thing flew.

Well here is a Barbarian Story and Pete G.  We are in Hilo (a different time that the buffet story) and we are there promoting the Twins movie TwinSitters.  We decide to take the twins and Pete around and show them the sites of that side of the island.  Allot of jungle on that side and allot of waterfalls.  But Akaka Falls is about the highest.  We have to park the car and walk maybe 1/2 mile or so.  The place is packed with tourist and allot of Japanese.  They are all taking our pics especially the Twins cause they are pretty popular in Japan.  And itr was so funny when they would pic some of the female japanese up cause the girls were so afraid,

Ao anyway we get to the falls and taking some pics.  Well all of a sudden David jumps over the railing on the trail.  First off Pete went absoulutly crazy telling David to get back that is was too dangerous.  It was a straight down fall of about 200' easy.  The only thing was some shrubs and vines to hang onto.  This whole time Pete and the others are yelling at David to get back.  He starts doing a King Kong imitation and jumping around like a big gorilla.  Now we have at least 20 or more people there watching David. Either they were amused by the King Kong imitation since he kicked Godzilla's ass in all those Japanese movies or they were waiting for him to fall.  Well about at least 5 minutes later (oh and he started to sing) he finally comes back.  Pete is telling him how stupid he was and he almost had a heart attack,  And David just thought it was another day.  It was funny to see in person this huge guy being a gorilla hanging off a cliff that easily could have given way and he had no thought of it being dangerous.

Now I don't if any of you know it but the Twins are very musically talented.  They even had a CD made adn some of the music is really good.  They kind of gangster rap.  they have songs like "War with the Weights", "What you Looking At" and others.  They have beat to them and great to train too,  They even made one with Weider as the main topic.

So with that in mind.  We did a couple of high school appearance while on the Big Island.  The schools set up assemblies for us to come speak to the kids and sign autographs.  SO at one school in particular we had some kind of day.  First they scheduled the assembly right after lunch.  SO they invited us to come eat in the cafeteria with the teachers.  When we got there is was a riot.  We were walking through the school to the cafeteria and every class would get out and yell at us and scream it was like a rock concert.  So we get to the cafeteria and the kids start coming in.  You know at schools you get a certain amount of food on your plate.  Not us we used our trays for the food.  And I swear we packed a whole tray just with milk.  So of course all the kids saw us and want to be by us.  So within a minute or two we have about 50 kids surrounding us watching us eat.  These kids were so amazaed how much food we had.  Most of it the twins ate by the way.  Anyway, now lunch is over and the teachers tell the kids to get to class.  So everyone leaves and I’m sure everyone was late because no one was leaving at any pace whatsoever.   

So now the teachers escort us out onto this elevated stage they set up against a wall of one of the buildings.  Well now here come the kids.  It was a school wide event so everyone was there including every teacher and even allot of parents.  I would say close to 2000 people total.  SO we each have a microphone and are talking to the kids and answering questions.  Then David says they have some songs the want to sing.  The first song is the Harley Davidson song.  It is really good if you haven’t heard it.  Especially when you consider the twins wrote it are singing it.  Who’d thought?  Anyway everyone is going crazy in the crowd.  You have to remember that we are in a location that does not ever get anybody to come and speak and for 99% of these kids they have never met any kind of celebrity except for maybe there uncle during visiting hours in the local prison for murder.  It was really great.  SO there is a part of the song where David is pretending to ride a Harley.  So he girates his hips and the place went balastic.  Then Peter does it and even more ballistic.  It was truly a small rock concert.

Then after that they sing a song called “What’s you looking at”.  So they asked someone out of the crowd to come up on stage.  So some guy gets volunteered by his friends.  So right away this guy turns into an instant celebrity.  So they start singing and it is a tough guy kind of song.  And they are going up and down the stage singing to the crowd and this kid.  When all of a sudden the words “what’s you looking at” come up and both the twins turn to this guy about an inch away and yell at him “WHAT”S YOU LOOKING AT”.  I swear to god this kid just about pissed his pants and started crying.  He was so scared and the crowd started to bust up.  He was so scared.  So anyway by the end of the song this guy shivered about 20 lbs. off of himself.

So about an hour later or so the show is over.  The principal comes up to thank us for coming to their school and the kids yelled and it was great.  So now we leave the stage and the kids are following us.  The principal is yelling over the mike to go to class but no one is listening.  We are even telling them to go to class but no one was leaving.  Well what happened was the principal decided since the kids were so good during the event and everything else he gave them all the rest of the day off.  The kids again went balastic.  Well we finally got out of there about another hour later.  It was allot of fun.  I have some of there music on my computer I will see what I can do to put it up so you can hear it.  It really isn’t that bad.


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 01:55:15 AM

The funny Han-d-Gas story in the elevator! This one is a classic.

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« Reply #248 on: March 26, 2005, 08:44:41 PM » Quote 

Thanks Lodz, all these stories as amuzing as they are, are all true.  When I write them I even start laughing sometimes cause I go over them and see how really funny they were.  I think Kevin was with us at Alan's wedding.  Were you Kevin.  And if you ever see Pete ask about me and Alan Inchinose wedding party and then the club afterwards.  He'll start rolling on the floor.  And especially the restaurant, that my my all time favorite.  I have used that machine is just about any situation you can think of except a courtroom.  I have had it on me but never had enough balls to do it there.

Okay here are a few "Fart Machine" stories.  Me, Pete G. and his friend just had dinner at a fancy restaurant on top of a hotel in Honolulu.  Everyone was Japanese but us, it seemed like.  I knew the owner of this restaurant (and I never used the machine in there).  Anyway after about a $500 dinner we decided to go downstairs to the nightclub.  So we take the elevator down. So 6 or 7 other people get in.  Right way I have an idea.  We are all going to the bottom floor.  So I decide to have fun.  Now you know my size.  I push a few buttons to make the ride a little longer.  I start to talk but I almost certain they didn’t know what I was saying.  Saw I give that international look of being a little sick.  So they are looking at me in concern.(cause their eyes were squinting a little) and I let out this pretty big loud fart.  They jump back and start talking really fast.  The doors open to a floor I am in the way so no one can leave then they close and we go down more.  I fart again and again.  One of the older Japanese guys is holding his nose and you can tell a couple others were holding there breath.  Pete say to them what are you going to do hold your breath the whole way.  So Pete and his friend are laughing the others are holding their breath and I keep farting.  It was our own little party in the elevator.  It was so funny when we got out at the bottom.  I stood in the doorway for a couple of seconds and one of the older ladies is pushing me.  It was so funny.  When they got at the bottom there were several other Japanese waiting to get on the elevator.  All those that took that horrible ride with us stopped to talk to them. Every Japanese person in the lobby was looking at me.  It was so funny if you saw it. 

Another one in So. Cal.  I was having lunch with a couple of my friends.  One of them is still the holder for being the youngest person to ever compete in the WSM at just 19 years old.  Our other friend was a very wealthy businessman who had several cars including a beautiful Ferrari Boxer.  We are eating at California Pizza Kitchen a great place to eat,  The place is about ¾ full.  Well we’re sitting there and there is a table of four girls next us and a couple other table with people.  The waitress comes over to take our order.  (Now I got this move from Leslie Nielson when we went to dinner one time in San Diego.)  She is standing next to me and I knock a fork off the table which goes below her.  She backs up to pick it up and I hold my fart machine behind her butt and fart.  Now for some reason she didn’t hear it (or maybe she did) but the table on the other side of her heard it fine.  I look at them like wow can you believe she farted.  Anyway, my two friends are laughing and we order.  Then I start to fart a little.  Sometimes I mix in a story why I am farting so much.  Most of the time I can’t stop because I just had a hemroidectomy.  So I tell these girls next to us it’s a medical problem and I can’t stop. So they are calling me a pig and sick and all those cool pet names, ignoring the fact it could be a serious medical problem.  Then the other table next to them are getting on me.  So now my other friend who gets a little embarrassed tells me to show them the machine.  So finally I do.  Well they still are on me even when I show them it’s fake.  So my one friend says you don’t like it then leave.  We all figure if they don’t have a sense of humor to bad.  SO when the waitress comes back they ask her to move them.  So now we are the only ones back in this girls area.  A little longer story shorter.  My rich friend took care her by giving her a $100 tip.  I’ve also been kicked out of two buffets.  The good thing is that we ate allot already and both places gave us back our money.


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:03:07 AM
Pete Grymkowski was a good mate and a big tipper.  

Re: onlyme, Max_rep, others: tell your favorite stories
« Reply #253 on: March 27, 2005, 05:04:58 PM » Quote 

MAx, Tommy the Moron.  Is that guy something.  he lives in Vegas in a small $300+ a month apratment.  I know Pete was paying his rent for awhile and may still be.  Tommy went out with us to a real fancy Italian restaurant over by the Hard Rock Hotel.  He was so nice during dinner.  He made a few noises and faces but when he got outside he went beserk. He kept telling us he couldn't wait to gwet out of there.  He is closterphobic (?) or something.  Lind (Pete's girlfriend for 18 years ) was with us.  She kept kicking me to look at The Moron when he did something.  It took about a minute of staring and playing with his food before he began to eat it. it

On another night me, Pete, Linda (were you there Kevin), Paul (Petes bro), and a few others went to dinner at a french restaurant in the Venetian (Brasirre? or something).  Anyway right away I am not that fond of french food.  So, I am looking for anything chicken.  The majority of the menu was n french.  I saw the word shortbread but decided maybe for dessert.  Well I find out shortbread was sheep brains.  Pete orders like 5 of them for apetizers for everyone.  He tried so hard to get me to eat that crap but I never did.

Kevin remember Pete playing Roulette.  I got him a suite at The Orleans for free one time when he came to see me.  He liked staying at the Bellagio but he wantred to be where I was.  So he felt guilty and left about $80,000 in tips to the dealers. 

Max, you might know these people.  Kevin I think you were there.  It was the seoncd to the last Gold's COnvention pete was involved with.  He was staying the host hotel, The Rio.  They gave him one of those 3 story suites had it's own gym in it and it was easily a few thousand dollars a night.  Well there was some intereting people at this convention Pete wanted me to meet.  A hint Max, they were all Italian (real Italians if you know what I mean).  One of his best friends is ? "G......" (his son was born at the same hospital and time as Pete's daughter).  And there was about 6 or 7 others in the suite but I can' remember any of there names and didn't want too.  I do remember when I was introduced to them no one had a regular name.  It was like Johnny "two fingers", or Joey "left nut".  They all had those names.  So someone says (and I think it was you Kevin) to all get in a picture.  So we are posing in front of a couch and one of the guy Lefty Two Ear or whatever says man what would a guy get for this picture.  Then as these guys were talking I kept hearing them asking about others.  Like have you heard from Johnny "No eyes" or whatever and each time you'd hear a guy say "got whacked".  It was funny but a little scary too.  So as we were leaving the suite to go to dinner someone knocks over an expensive looking vase.  The guy gets kind of scared becasue he thinks he has to pay for it now.  Pete says "no don't woory about it, now I don't feel so guilty about getting the room for free."  Pete always felt guilty if he got someothing for free.  I think that's why he tips so good.

Also, I heard Pete left over $200,000 in tips at the Roulette wheel that weekend.  But, the guy who owns the Gold's in Japan left close to $400,000.  Remember Pete's Funny Car at the entrance to the expo.


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
Blowing up a hot water bottle.

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« Reply #257 on: March 27, 2005, 09:01:18 PM » Quote 

Ah yes the water bottle.  Well I was the spokeperson for the American Lung Association and was luckily enough to be flown all over the islands for appearances and speking engagements.  It seemed that everyone likes it.  Well first off I use the heaviest gauge rubber they make bottles out of with the strenthing ribs.  Unlike Franco, who is one of my idols used the smaller gauge and that is why it pops so fast and it doesn't get very big.  I have video of me doing it and it gets huge.  It takes usualyy between 30 and 40 breaths to pop.

I remember when Lee Haney came to Gold's in Honolulu for one of our parties.  He grabbed a water bottle I had and tried to blow it up.  I almost had to stop him cause evbery vein that can be seen in his head was bulging.  kaz and me did a show over hear called The Hawaiian Moving Co. which is the #1 watched show in Hawaii.  He wouldn't try it for some reason.  Whenever I did an exhibition I always told a story about the water bottle and how dangerous it is and stuff.

Well one of the most popular singers in Hawaii Henry Kapono asked me to open his concert at the Waikiki Shell for him.  Plus it was a benefit concert for MDA for whom I was a spokesperson too.  SO I go out on stage with about 8,000 people in the audience.  I just telling how dangerous it was to do this and I also had several people come up on stage and try it.  Of course no one did it.  So I am up on an elevated stage with the first row about 10' in front of me.  I tell everyone how hard it is and that sometimes because of how many breaths it takes and the difficulty that I sometimes spit in the bottle and when it breaks the spit goes flying all over.  SO I warn the first couple rows to watch out.  SO now I go behind me and I have a water bottle with water in it.  I say a couple of cups.  No one knows it in their even the people in the back stage area.  I start blowing and blowing and after about 15 breath the bottle starts to get big.  Now I have nearly everyone cheering me on.  It is really loud from the crown and actually hard for me to concentrate.  Finally it bursts.  The see the front few rows scaterring from all the spit (water) and the crowd soes that ohhhhhhhhhh sound claps and yells start up and they are going crazy.  the people in the front are covered with what they think is spit.  I bend down to tell them it's just water and they all laugh.  Henry comes out now with a crowd that is going ballastic thanks me and opens the concert with one of his favorite songs.  he later told me that is was the best opening act he had ever had.

I was also used to start a marathon here in Honolulu.  They used the pop from the balloon instead of a starters gun.  The pic below is from a challenge I di to help raise some money to help an FBI agent daughter I knew with Leukemia.  I offered to donate $5,000 to anyone who could beat me in popping the bottle.  No one beat me.  And we had some of the strongest guys in Hawaii trying.  Then I offered to donate $2,000 to the cause if anyone popped the bottle.  I think one person did.  Not sure who though.  I do forget some things.  but I do remeber donating money so someone had to have done it.  It took along time though.  This had to have been in 1993 cause I have a cast on from playing in a racquetball tourn. in LA.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:08:49 AM
Keith talks about meeting the great Sergio Oliva.

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« Reply #264 on: March 28, 2005, 11:03:02 AM » Quote 

That woudl be great kevin.  Lets do it.  I'll put up the $'s......NOT!  But it would be great to do someothing like that.  The important thng about that is the publishing company or magazine.  You have to have something like that on your side so you can get the word out.  Weider had it all worked out good on that end.  He had his supplement company, BB shows, and his magazine that other companies were payng for so he could promote and advertise his shows and products.  It's perfect. Let the advertisers pay for all your marketing of your own products and shows.  It's perfect.

Kevin I remeber J.E. askng yoiu to go get Sergio cause he gets lost all the time.  Then I spent the next several hours with him.  I had so much fun and heard so many stories from Sergio.  We bonded really good.  I wanted to bring him to my show but I guess we didn't bond that welll cause the appearance fee was still $5,000 plus expenses.  He was impressed with my arms I remember.  He had a suitcase with allot of pictures and posters in it.  He woudl spread them out on the table and sell them.

I noticed at first when some people saw him they didn't immediately recognize him till they looked down and saw the pics and posters.  Then I would see their faces and they would light up immediately.  He had no problem selling his pics and posters.  He wore an old looking suit like from the 70's kind of cuban style. 

I had him rolling on the floor when I was yelling to the crowd that Arnold was the White Sergio.  I did get out of the conversation that he really hated Weider.  He told me the story about what Weider did to him in South Africa ( if I recall right).  The athetes were doing some promotion out by the pool at the hotel.  All the press and dignataries and guests were there to meet the athletes.  They were all basically in the same area.  Well Weider sets up Sergio's table on the other side of the pool.  Back then they sold their pictures too.  Weider wanted the attention to go to Arnold I guess.  But Sergio told me it backfired because he ended up with more people around his table and buying pictures than all the others put together.  I think I would have asked him more questions but I was just there helping him out and really didn't want to bother him.  I don't really think about how much I idolized him as I was with him.  You know what I mean.  I didn't think thiings to ask him till the show was over.  I had too much on my mind to begin with.  So I wish I had that moment back and I woudl have asked him more questions.

Sergio had a huge laugh when Arnold came by where we were.  For the people who have been to that show, a huge crowd follows Arnold all over the place.  After he was done with Sergio and was leaving I yelled out "There goes Arnold Schwarzenneggar (?) the White Sergio!"  Not sure if Arnold heard it (but I find it hard to believe he didn't cause I am really loud) but Sergio was rolling.  He was hitting me and grabbing me and laughing so hard saying "I can't believe you man, you're crazy."  SO as people were passing by following Arnold I was yelling "why follow the white sergio when you can see the original".  I was jsut yelling stuff right and left.  It was fun.  And I know Sergio had allot of fun


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Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:13:13 AM
Meeting Tony 'the Viking' Halme.

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« Reply #266 on: March 28, 2005, 02:34:17 PM » Quote 

SOmeone brought up Tony "The Viking" Halme.  If you train at teh Venice Gold's you probably know him or at least seen him.  I met Tony around 1988 or so through my uncle Joe.  Joe had his own jet (a British Hawker) and I usually went to Vegas with him when I had time.  So one time I went he introduced me to Tony and his wife (who ran CrazyWear).  We were eating breakfast at the Barbary Coast.  Well the keno girl comes by.  I tell Tony to play he says no then I told why not go ahead and finally he does.  He gives the girl a $20 but wants to only play $5.  Is aid you cheap bastard he says I don't want to throw away money.  Now Tony talks in a heavy finnish accent kind of like Arnold but not like that.  He is 6'4" and around 340 lbs. and very mean looking.  So he plays and I play for $5 too.  Well I swear to god he hits wins.  The SOB won $5,000 playing keno at breakfast and it was the first time he ever bet.  I swear to god.  I remeber he had this huge 4x4 that had a grenade hanging from the mirror and it had no top.  It had a sign on it to beware of the car alarm.  I see it and I say what is this (pointing at the sign).  He hits the side of his truck with his fist.  And out from the seats comes this f**king 120 lb Pitfull with a spiked collar and all barking and growling.  It was on a leash just long enough to reach the each of the truck.  man that scared the hell out me.  He was a big guy.  He ended up living above the Legends Sports Bar who sponsored both of us.  Then I think he bought a house in Manhattan Beach now.  Not sure what he is doinng.  I seen some video of him boxing in Europe.  He was so huge he knocked guys literally out of the ring.

He introduced me to his countrymen Marjo and Hannu Selin.  We met at the restaurant near Knotts Berry Farm where you eat with a bunch of people in grandstands and watch people joust with horses (just remembered Medivel times).  Well afterwards we went to the stables to see the horse.  Now Marjo and Hannu I think just moved there and knew english but not all that well.  So I am trying my best to be a great representative of the U.S. to my new friends from a foreign land.  So as Marjo is taking pictures of us one of the horses has got this huge hard-on.  It was behinnd me and when people were looking at me I thought I had someting hanging out of my pants.  So anyway, I see this huge thing hanging.  So with my huge amount of creativeness I had an idea for a great pic.  So I tell Marjo to take a pic of me.  I jump over the stall door into the pen with my cousin Long Dong Horsey.  I get down on my knees to pretend I am make him feel better (now it wass for a visual, no actual touching occured).  Well I had about 100 people now taking pics of me and my new friend.  I am really surprised a photo of thishasn't surfaced.  Anyway, I reccommend this place to eat cause it's fun.  And say hi to my cousin for me.

Here are a couple of pics of Tony.  That's me and him doing a speaking thing at Castle High on Oahu.  The guy between us is tghe guy who puts it all on.  Me and Tony got alot of attention from the girls at this school.  In fact a few of them definitely liked to talk with their hands if you know what I mean.  So, the guy told us to knock it off.  We had better listen cause he was a cop.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:20:56 AM
A story about Flex Wheeler.

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« Reply #457 on: May 17, 2005, 01:16:06 PM » Quote  

Man I can't belive the crap I have gone through with a computer and internet over the past month.  I finally got a computer and my DSl was to be hooked up on the 13th but they made a mistake and now not till the 23rd.  So I am actually using dialup at home till then.  What a nightmare.  It takes minutes for these pages to load.  but at least I am back up.

Alot going on here since I've been gone.  Kevin (stuntmovie) is going like gangbusters.  I have to catch up.  

A quik story about Flex when he came to Hawaii for my show.  I am not going to get to in-depth cause i like Flex.  In short Flex wanted to rent a Ferarri F40 for a day while he was in town for my show.  I got a discount so it only cost $660 for a 24 hour period.  It was  beautiful car as you might expect.  later that night out in front of the hotel.  Myself, Grymko, Quincy Taylor, Nasser, Shawn, and a few others were talking and seeing what everyone was going to do.  Flex pulls up in this beautiful car revving it like an Indy car driver getting ready to pullout of the pits.  Now this car is surprissingy pretty loud.  Well after a few minutes of talking everyone decided to do whatever.  Well Flex jumps back into the red racer and all of us are yelling at him to burn rubber.  Well, after about 5 seconds at 8,000 rpms and 2000 decibels Flex lets out the clutch at a millimeter at a time and winds the rocket down the driveway in a very dissappointing non-rubber-laying sprint.

Well after an interesting night on the town with Grymko we all retire for the night.  At about 9:00am the next morning I get a hysterical call from my friend who owns the car rental place that rents exotics.  He is screaming at me wanting to know where the Ferarri is.  I told him I have no idea.  He then tells me that he has been getting calls for the past couple hours and reports of a red Ferarri doing some interesting displays of speed in Waikiki.  After numerous expletives that I am embarrased to even put on GetBig, this guy is going crazy and wants his car back.  We hang up and I try to locate our muscled speed demon and finally shows up at the hotel.  In one piece I might add.  Well in short, the guy got his Ferarri back even if it was a little (well maybe a little more) worn.  Luckily new tires weren't that much, compared to the overall cost of the car.

The moral is "if you practice enough, you too can learn how to burn rubber in a $200,000, 200mph sports car."

I have to admit though Flex was great at the show and no one else would have rented that car, except Grymko if he didn't have his Rolls Royce there. And if he did rent it, I'm sure a new one would have to be bought after a night on the town with him behind the wheel.
 

 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:42:03 AM
Keith trained in a lot of gyms during his travels. Here is a story about a fancy club in Hong Kong.

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« Reply #463 on: May 17, 2005, 09:04:23 PM » Quote 

Okay, I've been pretty lucky to train in allot of different gyms aroun the country and in Asia and Mexico.  Each gym was different and each had at least something memorable about it.

When I was in Hong Kong, I got to train at a few places.  The first place was definitely somewhere I would never be a member but I had to try it once especially since it was free.  It was called the Pacific Club and was a member only (limted to 1000) and was the most exclusive place I have ever trained at.  It is located in Kowloon on a pier.  It was the full length of the pier and 5 floors.  When it opened memberships cost as much as $1 million dollars and an annual fee.  So I got to go while I was there cause I knew somebody.  First off you go in and have to sign all kinds of papers.  They also give you a temporary laminated membership card with your picture and several other stuff that signified what kind of member you are.  Depending on what type of membership you had decided what part of the club you got to use.

Then they assign you a "personal assistant".  This person acts like a personal trainer if you need one among many other duties.  He changes the weights for you, gets you water (filtered in a glass and chilled if you want), brings you the phone if you get a call, and my favorite... wipes your sweat off your body and equipment.  If he wipes off the equipment he always went and got another towel.  I swear to god this place was ridiculous. 

Anyway, I was told I couldn't make much noise when I lifted.  i don't grunt or anything like that anyway.  I also remember I think you had to have a collared shirt (no t-shirts).  I didn't have a collared shirt and they didn;t have XXXL in stock.  But because I was a guest and VIP they waved that rule.  But I could tell they didn't like that cause they would talk about me all the time.  I didn't know what the hell they were saying but I knew.  Anyway, about 45 minutes later the manager came up to me and asked me to come with him.  I thought I was in trouble.  I tried not to sweat and make noise.  So I follow into his office and I see Jackie Chan sitting there.  He stands up and shakes my hand.  I knew who he was even back then.  I knew him from Cannonball Run.  I just remember he was kind of short but very thin.  Anyway, this place was not my favorite place to train.  To stuffy, no real lifters, not to serious, more of a fufu place.  But it was definitely the cleanest place ever.  If you ever go there see if my pic is still in the office.

I have to tell you about the Sports Center there later.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:43:31 AM
Keith trained in a huge club in Hong Kong.

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« Reply #472 on: May 18, 2005, 01:26:55 PM » Quote 

Another Hong Kong story.  I got to train at this complex over there which was huge.  it had a very large gym along with tennis courts, pool area, bowling alleys, huge soccer fields, baseball and driving range and more.  it was huge.  I can't remember the name so if anyone knows it?  So I go in with a guy i met there and he introduced me to several people including the boss.  I never knew what any of these people were saying the whole time I was in Hong kong.  I didn;t learn any words cause they talk so fast.  Well no matter what they were saying it always led to them touching me.  Usually squeezing my arms or poking at my chest.  Anyway, they knew enough english to tell me okay you can train.  Well I was there for about an hour or so.  I would say maybe 50-60 people were in the gym area training. They had allot of pictures of bodybuilders on the walls.  You could tell they were just pics torn out of magazines and either taped, stapled, or pinned on the wall.  They must have had over a hundred of these hanging around.  As large a facility they had mostly old Universal machines and old dumbells.  There was really nothing new or currently made equipment.  but, it got the job done.  I do remember they had 3 bench presses that were the old ones with the narrow bench and the racks were close together so if you put the bar on just a little crooked it would fall off.  They did have one really old Olympic bench.  Anyway, I didn't train like I wanted and wasn't even using any big weight, but all along I had at least 4 people tagging along with me and watching me.  There was one guy who looked like he might have competed.  he looked good but never smiled and in fact never said hi.  Anyway, after training I went to eat at the bowling alley.  Some of the guys came with me.  The only thing I ate mostly over there was anything with chicken.  I was afraid to eat anything else.  Now after eating i was walking and I saw the driving range.  i love golf.  It was upstairs.  It was a really long kind of deck that was over looking the soccer field.  The people would hit the balls onto the soccer field and they had these motorcycle looking things with cages that picked up the balls.  I was wondering if they did this during soccer games.  It was about 6pm.  Anyway, I saw that the area wasn't really long and in fact just over 300 meters accourding to the signs.  So I had to try it.  It was so fun.  Eevryone watched me hit the ball.  I know how to drive a ball.  In fact in a celebrity golf tournament I played in hawaii I took first in the long ball hole.  Well I hit a few over the fence and after that the guy in charge asked me to not use a wood and only an iron.  It was allot of fun.  but if you are ever in Hong Kong you have to go to this place.  It is quite a trip.

Max do you remember Ron Gibson and does anyone have any pics of him.  Remember his forearms and how vascular he was.  I wish someone had pics of Bob Sear.  He looked awesome.  He is still to this day the closet body to Arnold's I have ever seen. 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: pellius on January 18, 2011, 02:45:20 AM
Thanks Stunt. Very moving. And Vince is right. Keith spent a lot of time here and was considered a major part of the GetBig family.

Right when I moved back to Hawaii after over 20 years in Cali Keith was on his way out to Vegas. Damn, I was really looking forward to him moving back in April which is what he told me was the tentative date.

Too bad when he was here that some people didn't realize what a big heart this big man had. I have to give props to True Adonis for publicly recognizing and acknowledging this and never retaliating against Keith even though he was number 2 on his shit list.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:47:09 AM
Doc's Gym in Hawthorne.

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« Reply #499 on: May 19, 2005, 06:50:18 PM » Quote 

WOW! That is the most awesome pulldown I have ever seen.  The first gym I ever trained at was called Doc's in Hawthorne.  It was built in the backyard at his house by him and some of th local dad's.  It was built in 1960.  It had a boxing ring too.  he used allot of bycycle rims for pulleys.  He was a All-american shot putter way back.  We had allot of old gears for weights. 

Paul "super-strongman' Anderson lived in Hawthorne for awhile and he trained there for a year or two I heard.  A black bald lady boxer named 'The Tiger" trained there too. 

It was definitely a "get-down" gym.  There was also a neat poster of Arnold.  It had his measurements on it.  It also had other info that you could use to see what your measurements would have to be at your height and weight to be in proportion to Arnold.

That was the first gym I ever trained at.  Started back in 1974.  I was still in business till 1994 when Doc died.  Membership was always $20 a month.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:49:33 AM
Meeting Pete Grymkowski in Hawaii.

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« Reply #503 on: May 20, 2005, 12:06:40 PM » Quote 

You know I have known Pete G since 1986 about.  We became very close friends in 1990 when the Honolulu Gold's Gym opened and I was the marketing & promotions director there.  He bought a condo and spent allot of time in hawaii.  We went nearly every night along with the countless meals.  We had great times.  I always knew he was a bodybuilder.  But I never knew how big he used to be.  I mean now he in around 190lbs.   I would have never guessed he weighed 260 lbs. 

I found this link below to some really good pictures of Pete when he competed.  I thought it was great.  How come he lost weight after being so big and I gained weight.  Don't figure. 

I know you guys have great Pete stories.  I will tell some more if you do.  It was never a dull moment when you are with him.


http://clay_b869.tripod.com/GrymkowskiPete/GalleryPGrymkowski.html


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: pellius on January 18, 2011, 02:49:55 AM
Damn Vince! I can't keep up with you. But I have this bookmarked and will keep it forever.

Thank you for the respect, honor and love you have shown for this good man.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:51:44 AM
Another Barbarian story.

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« Reply #508 on: May 20, 2005, 07:17:34 PM » Quote 

i found this pic of he Twins with Pete. 

The twins and myself were promoting their movie Twin Sitters in Hawaii back when it came out.  We went to The Big Island and Maui and did several autograph signings. We had one schedled at a mall on Maui.  My girlfriend came with us to help.  I couldn't believe how popular the twins were.  Literally 500+ people came out for autographs.  My girlifriend was keeping track of the line and escorting people up to the stage and table. 

Blockbuster Video helped sponsor the signings and sent a beautiful girl to help out.  She was assigned to help me in anyway I needed her.  My girlfriend wasn't happy with that but stuck it out. 

Well she (my girlfriend) had a clipboard that I had given her.  I would look up every now and then and one time when I looked up I noticed her reading something.  In about 2 seconds I realized it was a letter to a girl i had written that I met while shooting a movie in San Diego (Dangerous Curves).  She had left hawaii a few weeks before visiting me.  Well my girlfriend came over to me and threw the letter at me and said f**k you and she left.  i didn't do anything cause what could I do.  She flew back to Oahu.  Well the twins started laughing and making fun of me for getting dissed by my girlfriend.  The girl from Blockbuster says "so does this mean you don't have a girlfriend now"?  Peter says 'well he doesn't now"!  I said yep it appears that way.  She says great!

So we finish the sigining and go to dinner in Lahaina.  The girl comes with us.  as we are walking down the main strip everyone is yelling at the twins and cars are stopping.  We ended up having the cops escort us back to our cars after we ate. 

We go back to the hotel room.  My room is right next to the twins room.  (this was the trip where they tried to convince me to have breakfast with them...a diet orange soda, tuna, eggs, and protein powder shake).  They are trying to convince me to leave the door between our rooms open so they can watch me with the girl.  It didn't happen.  I had a great night with the girl and I actually ended up seeing her each time I went back to Maui for a couple years.  And yes me and my girfriend got back together after some great talking from me to explain the letter.

While we were there we trained at a gym in Kihei.  The people in their of course went crazy when they saw us.  the twins made so much noise though and threw weights around that the management asked us to leave.  So we only got to train once there.

It was very surprising to me how popular the twins were everywhere we went.  It was like rock stars.  Even though we get allot of celebrities here in Hawaii they mostly hide out and stay away from the public.  So seeing these guys hanging out with the public was really neat for everyone.

And the pic below is real weight.  I trained with them numerous times and we would get 405 seated BNP for a couple. 315 was butter.  they were strong.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:57:05 AM
Another great Han-d-Gas story! What a prankster Keith was.

 Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #517 on: May 23, 2005, 02:53:32 AM » Quote 

Okay prepare yourself for Fart Story #2.  I have to tell you in advance I am typing in the dark on my bed so give me a huge break on spelling. 

Also, I was wondering because I type so fast does that make me more feminine.

Okay, I was with 4 or 5 others including my pal Tony Halme.  One of the others was our friend and one of me and Tony's sponsors, the owner of Legends Sports Bar & Grill.  We had just had lunch and decided to walk the Venice boardwalk.

It was Saturday and very hot.  If you know Venice, the weekends are packed with thousands of people.  Before I go on I need to tell the people who don't know me that I am probably bigger than most people but not everyone.  And one of them is Tony.  He stands 6'4" and weighed then around 330 lbs.  I was 6'1" and a puny 300 lbs.  Now this plays an important part of the story as it develops.  I keep wanting to say Hannu and Marjo Selin was with us.  I think they were but can't really remember.

As we strolled down the boardwalk we (me and Tony) got occassionaly looked at.  he stopped at every vendor to see what they were selling.  Well, I had my infamous fart machine with me.  Needless to say I was farting on as many people as I can. 

Now if you know Venice you know on weekends every guy who workouts is down there showing off their muscles.  (this is where the size thing comes in).  Well no one is immune to my farting.  I would walk up behing the most beautiful girl and just start farting away.  Of course I would apoligize when they looked at me with that "Oh my God" face.  Now I think because of my size people get the wrong idea that my farts smell worse or more than the normal persons.  I personally don't think so.

Now Gene (the owner of Legends) notices how excited a reaction I recieve when I fart and he starts video taping me and peoples reaction. 

Now I had a pair of sunglasses I had bought earlier that had small mirrors on the side so I can see behind me.  I wore them because I found out when I fart while walking by someone, the reaction is delayed and it happens after they pass me by.

So, while we are walking down the boardwalk I am farting constantly and am getting several different reactions from people.  Japanese jump. black women scream (loud), white girls hit each other while pointing at me, middle aged women call me imature or sick, older guys just stare, younger guys go crazy and tell me I'm rad or that's awesome.

Well after about 60 minutes of farting people were noticing Gene videoing me.  Now all of a sudden after people found out about the machine I started getting people following me and watching others who didn;t know I had the machine react.  I swear to god you can ask Tony when you see him I had at one time more than 50 people following me down the walk watching me fart.  I even had the cops following me. 

Well here comes the size thing again.  I see these 4 good sized black guys with no shirts on comiing towards me.  I walked right between them splitting them and then farting as loud as I can.  These guys turn around and and looked at each other then say to me "hey man that;s fucking rude".  I turn around and I say "sorry guys I just had some bad food."  At the same time the huge group comes up laughing then telling the guys what I was doing.  They started laughing and we are all friends now. 

Also, you know the have mimes down there that just stand there and don;t move.  I was walking by them one time and farted on these two girls.  They (the girls) turned around and yelled "how sick you pig!"  Well the two mimes started busting up.  They couldn;t keep it together.  They were watching me all day and jsut couldn;t hold it.

Anway, thay day was really fun.  Well, Gene made a tape and it was almost an hour long.  He calls me one day to come down to the restaurant.  I show up and up on the TV screens he points to them and he is showing the tape of Venice.  everyone is laughing so hard.  Well that tape was seen by hundreds of people.  It made it travels to several different people and ended up lost.  I wish i had a copy cause it really was a funny tape showing the reaction people had at me.

i will bring it to the Olympia so beware.  And don't hit me if I fart on you.  Also, in Vegas it is a great way to get a free taxi ride.  jsut keep farting and the driver will kick you out and you don't have to pay.  It's also a great way to get free food.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 02:58:37 AM
Keith loved his buffets.

Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #528 on: May 23, 2005, 09:30:12 PM » Quote 

Yes I like the orleans.  It has gotten very huge in size and getter bigger cause Michael Gaughn owns a ton of property on that side.  The buffet is definitely great and is one reason I am as big as I am.  It is absolutely the best place if you are bringing your family.  It has the voted best theaters and bowling alleys in Vegas.  Plus it has a huge childcare center.  As great wine cellar.  And the spa is suppose to be pretty good too.  They also have a great Cafe that serves the best Chinese food in Vegas.  Canal Street is a classy restaurant with awesome gourmet food but not much of a selection.  Don Miguels is an awesome Mexican restaurant too.  And the seafood place is unreal.  For the price the Orleans is a great place.  Plus it is right there.  No I don;t own any part of it but have lost enough they should give me some.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 03:01:33 AM
A story about the surf in Hawaii.

 Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #538 on: May 26, 2005, 11:49:11 PM » Quote 

I was talking to someone today and we were talking about something that happened to me back around 1994 or so.  I think the beach name is Yokohama.  It is at the very end of the road out by Waianae.  The road deadends into a real nice beach.

The waves get pretty big but they shorebreak.  I mean straight down.  Literally you could be riding a wave and be 10' off the shore and it would slam you straight down into the sand.  It is so fun though. 

Also, out that way are lots of spinner dolphins that you can swim with.  Anyway, one day as I arrive where I am going to lay out and swim I pull up in my Jeep and I notice some tourists stuck in the sand.  I see they need help so I offer my help.  They were Japanese.  So we didn't talk much just doing charades.  Anyway after  a couple minutes i get push them out of the sand with the Jeep.  They thank me and I go on my way to layout.

Now the sand is super hot and this beach is located on the hottest part of the island.  So I lay pretty close to the water.  What's neat is that there is a cliff of sand about 8' about the wet sand where the waves break so there is kind of a wall of sand between you and the water.  So after some time in the water I lay out,

Not sure how much time goes by but I am on my stomach facing away from the water.  I look up and there are the same people I helped out the sand taking pictures of me along with about 10 others including a couple lifeguards.  They are just looking at me and others are taking pictures.  When I look at them they are motioning to me to be quiet and don't move.  I look at them thinking what the hell. 

One of the lifeguards whispers to me to turn around and move slow.  So I turn around and there is a giant elephant seal about 3' from me just laying there.  I swear to god this fucking thing was 1000 lbs easy and was HUGE!

The lifeguards were telling me not to move cause I might scare it.  After about 2 seconds that told meant I needed to get my ass out of there.  So I got up and just crawled really slow to the lifeguards. 

They had called the cops and they just showed up along with now dozens of people.  Most of them were laughing there ass off.  After about 20 minutes the cops decided to try to get this thing to go back to the water.  Usually here if a seal comes to shore they put orange cones around it and don;t let anyone come close.  But I think they were afraid someone might get hurt by this huge thing,

The lifeguards had different theories of what happened and the one they all really liked was that is was a male and it was about to fuck me.  They kept saying what would have happened if that thing climbed atop me and started fucking me.   What would they do.  i didn't like that image at all in my head.

Anyway that was my brush with an elephant seal.  I guess it was funny at the time but after I start thinking about what if it decided to make me its bitch what would have happened. 

But this is nothing compared to when the bear attacked me.  that to this day is the scariest thing that has ever happened to me.  Stunt do you remember when this happened to me.

You know an old Hawaiian saying is "never turn your back to the water".  Now I know why.  Gets me thinking that maybe this happened to some old Hawaiian 200 years ago


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 18, 2011, 03:02:09 AM
Pellius, Vince, thanks for the recommendations.

It might be a good idea if one of you GetBiggers wrote something about Keith's involvement with the GetBig web site and his computer work in general.

I'd do it myself but my relationship with Keith had just about nothing to do with GetBig or his computer work.

I can say this though .....

Keith and I would briefly mention that day's GetBig activities and that would always turn out to be a conversation full of laughs.

And I can honestly say that he never displayed any adverse feeling towards any GetBigger during any of those conversations which is quite different from his OnlyMe persona/demeanor. Once his ranting and raving and animosity was finished on this board, he did not speak adversely about anyone in real life.

If the subject of any particular GetBigger did come up in a normal conversation it was usually associated with a laugh or a chuckle but never with any 'verbosness', hatred, or animosity (if there is such a word as 'verbosness"!)

And he never mentioned anything about "Time Out" which I assume means that you are cut off from participating on the Boards for a period of time.

Keith was not the kind of guy who would make adverse comments about anyone behind their back. But nose to nose was a different story. But even then it was done politely and quietly.

That's why I was a bit surprised when he got carried away on more than a few occasions on this GetBig Board

But even then he was most likely "verbose" with a smile on his face.

(Where the hell did that word come from?)



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 03:03:38 AM
Keith was mauled by a bear.

 Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #544 on: June 01, 2005, 10:12:42 PM » Quote 

Watching the Ernie Shavers/Tex Cobb fight from 1980 on ESPN Classic.  I remember Cobb coming to the club I bounced at.  He had he largest head I have ever seen on a human.

Well stunt wants me to tell the bear story.  I could swear i told this one before but I can't find it.  If someone finds it sorry for this wasted space.

One of my best friends has been working with Hollywood animals since the late 70's.  His specialty is bears and chimps.  I have mentioned him before.  he is very popular in the Valley area of LA.  Hehad his own gym called Wrights Gym back in the 70's.  He is still to this day the youngest person to compete in the Worlds Strongest Man.

Most of the time when I visited LA after moving to Hawaii I stayed with him or at least visited him.  He worked in Acton where he had a ranch full of Hollywood animals.  He had a couple of bears, several big cats, an elephant, fully trained attack Rottweiler and a chimp. 

Allot of times I got to feed the big cats.  Now this is the 2nd most scariest time I have ever had in my life.  There is about 10 (5 each side).  chain link cages that measured around 10' wide by around 16' deep and had a ceiling height of about 8'.

There is an aisle of about 8' between the front of the cages that you walk down.  Well with a wheel barrel full of dead chickens I head toward the cages.  Now I am maybe 50' or more away when all of a sudden every single cat is growling as loud as it can.  I swear to god you could feel the sound hit your skin.  It was unreal.  The cats would jump at the cage right at me.  I through the chicken under the fence in each cage.  The tigers would just stare at me growling so loud.  And the male lion was so big.  The paw was the size of my head easy.  When it stood on all fours the top of its head was even with mine.  When it stood on its hind legs it hit the ceiling easy.  Evey time I watch the discovery channel and see the cats i have an entirely different point of view knowing how big and strong they are.

I got to play with Shirikon who starred in Jungle Book but never the lion cause it was unpredictable.

but the bears were my favorite.  The cubs (Fred and Wilma) were allot of fun but was a workout in itself cause all they wanted to do was play non stop.  And at about 100 lbs each they were something else to handle. 

Now they had a Grizzly.  It was about 7' tall and weighed around 700 lbs.  I wanted to play with that one but my friend and his partner suggested no way.  I insisted.  Then the partner lifted his shirt.  This guy was 6'6" and weighed about 180 lbs.  He was really skinny.  When he lifted his shirt there was a huge scare like he got bit by a shark.  What happened was the Grizzly attacked him and literally picked him up in his mouth on his side and was thrashing him all around.  He ended up with a huge scar that took 700 stitches.  After seeing that I insisted not to play with the Grizzly.

So I played with the Black bear instead all day.  His name was Boggie.  He stood nearly 7' tall and weighed over 600 lbs.  We got along all time.  I always played with him with no problems.  I'd punch him and tickle him.  He loved taking marshmellows out of my mouth.  I remember one time as he was going for the marshmellow I enhaled it and hid it in my mouth.  He pinned me down and was using his lips to try to pry open my mouth.  He was getting so frustrated.  finally I gave in and gave it to him.

Well one day when I was visiting and played all day with him I realized  I didn't have any pics of him showing how big he really was.  So I told my friend take a pic of us standing next to each other. 

So as we are standing I decide to put my arm around him like were best buddies.  Well that was a mistake.  it must have surprised him cause he wheeled aruond and took his right paw and slammed it against my chest.  It made a good thud.  He started squeezing me.  At that time he started to go for my neck.  That is when my friend took the picture and threw it down.

Boggie put his jaw aruond my neck and I just went limp.  as you can see in the pic I am screaming.  but the only thing is nothing came out.  he was sqeezing me and the fact I was looking at death I think my vocal ability seized to exist.  Well I am on the ground now with his mouth firmly around my neck and covering my ear.  Well my friend and his partner is yelling at me not to move.  Dah I froze like a fucking popsicle.  Then I start hearing this thud noise. And then all of a sudden I am getting pulled out from under the bear.  My friend and his partner grabbed me and pulled me out. Now the bear is about 3' in front of us on all fours with his head directly in front of us growling and throwing dirt with his right front paw (like a bull).  My friend slowly pulls me away and we crawl under the wooded fence of the ring.

I swear to go my two friends were hyperventalanting and we all just collapsed and just saying how unreal that was.  I found out the thud I was hearing was the both of them beating the bear on top of its skull to let me go.  Needless to say to this day that was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me.

You can't believe how strong these huge wild animals are until you feel it.  Gives you a whole new outlook when watching them on TV from the safety of your home.

And yes this was scarier than the spider bite just not as life changing


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: stuntmovie on January 18, 2011, 03:34:20 AM
Vince, this is the first time I had a chance to read this.

Great job! Thanks!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Tony Doherty on January 18, 2011, 03:51:00 AM
Hey Stunt, I know it has been said already but you are a class act.

Keith was indeed fortunate to have a mate like you.  On behalf of everyone here, thanks for the honest and open updates you have presented.

TD


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 04:19:08 AM
Hi, Stunt, just reading the amazing stories in the history thread was fun. You had heaps of great stories from the old days, too. I had to find most of the photos because they were deleted by admin for some reason. What a pity. When I was in university I would go overboard doing projects if I was interested. Guess I have another project here for my mate Keith.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:11:01 AM
Story about Chuck Norris.


« Reply #770 on: June 26, 2005, 11:42:18 AM » Quote  

Here is a story I put on another board.  It was so long I figured it had to be here too.

Okay kids, endorsements are given to celebrities who generally will increase sales of the product being endorsed through proper marketing and advertising.  Celebrities are chosen when possible because they have a built in fan base, exposure and marketability.  They are CELEBRITIES.  Some celebrities will not endorse products at all or none unless they actually use them or believe in them.  The most notable would probably be Ed McMahon.  But most will do an endorsement as long as the money is there.  

An example would be Chuck Norris.  For month, SCARAB (the boat company, I am pretty sure this is the one) wanted Chuck to shoot a commercial in Japan.  But Mike E. who was Chuck's attorney and does allot of Chuck's business dealings (not sure if still with him) said no.  They wanted $1 million to do it.  Well then SCARAB came up with giving him one of there boats in lieu of payment.  Chuck liked that offer and did it.

Another one involving Chuck, also involved me.  My friend Joe Copelletta who is a well known director was also the person who directed all the United Way commercials  you seeon Tv involving sports stars.  Well he called me one day saying they are ready to shoot their annual corporate short film (15 minutes) which they show during a huge event in Washington D.C. which they show to Fortune 500 companies.  The theme was "You are my hero"  Bette Midler song.

They wanted Chuck Norris to star in it.  Joe knew that I knew Chuck well and asked me if I could set up a meeting.  So i called Chuck and then set up a meeting between them through Cynthia Chuck's assistant.  They met got along and Chuck did the shoot.  For Free!  

This was Chuck's first time he had ever had to use a teleprompter.  It was a long day for this 15 minute shoot.  Joe gave me a tape of outtakes of the shoot.  Chuck was very funny trying to read the teleprompter without making it look like he's reading it.  One othe thing about this short was it was nominated for somebig award and Chuck did win his only acring award ever A Golden Eagle Award.  He had a full page spread on the back of Variety for that.

Later on at my 30 birthday in Vegas, I was eating with Chuck.  Chuck had just started shootng the show Walker.  Joe had been calling Chuck for months to see if he could direct an episode of walker but never got a call back or anythng from Chuck. So I asked him about Joe directing an episode and said that he had been calling him and never got a call back.  Chuck said Keith I'm sorry I never got a call, I didn't know he did action shows.  he then said i will call him first thing when i get back.  Well Chuck did call Joe and it ended up Joe directed I think 14 episodes of Walker. By the way I didn't get a dime.

You know when you think about it, it is kind of strange that I know so many people.  i have a huge list.  The way I met Chuck originally was through my friend who I grew up with and is a very well known Hollywood stuntman and who i have worked for in the past.  We went to Chuck's house in Lemon Heights and I just became friends.  Then, Chuck knew my connection at the Forum and wanted to bring some friends to the boxing match there one day.  So, he called me and asked if I could get him some tickets (actually 15 of them).  So i asked my business partner who was in charge of the Forum Boxing Mike Garrett (Heisman Trophy winner), and of curse he said yes.  Now before the matches Jerry Buss would give his personal guests and VIP a free get-together dinner at the Forum restaurant.  So we all met there.  Now when Chuck called me he said Keith I have a guy who I want to introduce you too, I think you guys will get along and he can get allot of things done.

So anyway we meet at dinner and he introduces me to Joe K.  At the time Joe K was a very very wealthy and successful businessman who actually supported Chuck in dire times and ran his fan club too.  Me and Joe hit it off really good.  He liked to surround himself with celebrities and VIP's.

Another way met so many celebrities is when I volunteered with the Special Olympics.  I met allot of them there.  It just so happens I end up being friends with them. I mean they give their phone numbers and we go out and such.  I mean Susan Anton invites me over for a BBQ.  How's that.  Ellie May Clampett babysat my daughter, Jacklyn Smith cried all over me and was sqeezing the shit out of me (my girlfriend didn't like that one too much),  me and Arnold co-hosted weightlifting.  I armwrestled Patrick Swayze and Ray Coombs.  Gene Wilder kept tickling me (for some reason).  And a ton more stories.  The Special Olympics actually brought me to Hawaii where I ended up staying.  Charo was a big reason for that.

I think my size and the title had allot to do with it.  i got invited to many charity functions around the country.  I played gold and tennis pretty good too.  It jsut seemed that people liked me. not sure why.  At a golf event up in San Fran. they got me good with some fun stuff.

Plus, being in TV I got to meet allot of others.  i have been pretty lucky.  Like you said about meeting idols.  i have met allot of mine and no one more than Ali.  Reggie Jackson, Deacon Jones (who is so funny), mario Andretti and others.  No real polictical figures except the mayor of Vegas Ron Lurie and a couple of Senators. 

I think everyone has their stories.  I don't think mine are anything that special expect they include a few names people recognize.  Other than that I am pretty boring.

What I like allot is that most everyone remembers me.  I guess that is because I stick out a little more than most.  Sometimes this is nice and other times i wish it wasn't so.  My most memorable is when Ali got so excited when he saw me 3 months after our first encounter in Miami and his wife telling me how much he liked me and talked about me.  That is something i feel great about more than anything.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:15:23 AM
Keith and stuntmovie sure know a lot of famous people between them.

 Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #777 on: June 26, 2005, 06:16:50 PM » Quote 

Here are Keith's answers to stuntmovie's questions;

Did you ever meet Bruce Lee? .... I did.   NO I WISH (but did see where he grew up, did you do that)Did ya ever meet Jeff Hunter and Phyllis Thaxter? .... I did.  NO?
Did you ever smash into Eddie Fisher's car?........ I did (or almost did).  NO (but daughters mom's house was right below his, and the guy who played Starsky kicked me out of his parking spot one day when i was at the studio picking up a check)
Did ya ever talk story with Rosilland Russel? .... I did. NO
Did you ever hang out with Kim Novak? ........ I did.  NO (does Tony Nowak count)Did you know Doug McCLure? .... I did.  NO
Did ya ever carry Harry James' trumpet?... I did.  NO (but went to a party with Grammy winner Branson Marcilis?)Did ya ever hang with Mike Tyson?  .......... I did.  YES (quite a bit and been to his house)Did ya ever spend time with Bob Hope without a crowd around? ......... I did.  NO (but tried to get to his house in Palm Springs but was turned away)
Did ya ever meet Mickey Dolenz and the Monkees? ...... I did.  NO (he was in England, worked with his daughter Amy and we had a wrap party at his house.  Mickey's mom loved me)Did ya ever drink with Gordon Lightfoot? ........ I did.  NODId ya ever have a beer wth Marlon Brando? .... I did.  NO
Did ya ever hold an Academy Award? ........ I did.  YES AND SOME EMMY'S, AND A GRAMMYDid you ever coach a national winning bodybuilder?.... I did.  NO (but I know you)
DId you ever appear on the Art Linkletter show? .... I did.  NO (but was booked on Johnny Carson, and my Gillette Commercial aired on johnny Carson)DId you ever get loaded at an Italian Embassy and ask for Pizza all nite long? ...... I did.  NO (but I was drunk one night and had 2 large pizzas end up in my toilet)
Did ya ever talk old time bodybuilding story with Steve Reeves? .... I did.  NO (but i talk to you about them)Did you ever ski with the Kennedy's? ......... I did.  NO (but when I first moved to hawaii my agent set me up with a place to live at her friends.  The lady was Blanche Whittaker the wife of Jack Whittaker the 1st American to climb Mt. Everest and owner of REI Sporting Goods.  They were best friends of the Kennedys and the house was filled with items JFK had given them throughout the years.)Did you ever work with Terry (Telly??) Thomas, Pat Boone, Edward Everette Horton, or Pam Austin? ............  I did.  NO (but I like the song Debbie Boone sang, You are the light of my life)
And did you ever meet the guy who played the voice of Cheshier the Cat in the original Disney production of Alice in Wonderland? .... I did, but I forgot his name.  NO (but we had a cat named Alice)Were you ever the private guest of M. Frankovich when he owned and ran one of the major Hollywood studios? ........... I was.  NO (I actually worked in the business)Did you ever work as a sunt coordinator on a major Hollywood production? ....  I did. (Major to me at least!) No (but I did do actual stunts) have you ever had your SAG card...I DID
Did you ever get drunk and puke on ...................... Awe, never mind!!  YES

If you guys can ID any of the above, you're a hell of a lot older than you think your are.

I do gotta admit that hanging with Only in any location always turns out to be an adventure.
And if he ever volunteers to show you around Beverly Hills, ask for the Sonny and Cher Tour and the 90210 producer's house (Spellings?) , and get him to knock on the door of Sly Stallone's. You could get invited inside for a beer or two or chased off the property by a couple of Doberman's. You just won't know until you knock.

When you hang with Keith, you got to be prepared for any eventuality, but laughs are always guaranteed.
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:17:00 AM
Jim Nabors and Jack Lord.

 Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #780 on: June 27, 2005, 11:07:55 PM » Quote 

Well since no one else wants to say anything.  me and Stunt were talking the other day and it brought up a couple of people who I met while living here in hawaii.  I think what is so neat about these two people is that they are two people I watched religiously on TV as a kid.  One was on Hawaii Five-O and the other in Gomer Pyle.

jack Lord spent most of his later years staying in his beach house and painting.  but ocassionally he would go to the grocery store with his wife in his beautiful 1960 something convertible pick cadillac.  he would stay by the car while she went in.  Well twice I saw him there and both times I spent some time talking to him.  he was very nice but I could tell he was very senile.  One of the times we would be talking and all of a sudden he would tell me how many episodes they did of Hawaii Five-O.  He did this at least 10 different times right in the middle of a sentance.  Eevryone that saw him would come over and say Hi.

Jim Nabors has an unreal house on the cliffs of Diamond Head.  His favoriteplace to eat is California Pizza Kitchen.  That too is one of my favorties.  I seen him in their maybe 20 times.  We'd say hi to each other but that was about it.  I was doing a photo shoot one day by his house and he came out to say hi to us.  A very nice guy who also drew allot of attention.

Now I know everyone here has stories about someone famous they met.  They might not completely be in relation to BB or lifting but I know they are interesting.  Plus, maybe Gomer lifted in the Marines.  So share your stories.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:23:54 AM
The day Keith beat big Cleve Dean at arm wrestling.

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« Reply #786 on: June 28, 2005, 07:48:04 PM » Quote 

Cleve Dean was perhaps the best known armwrestler in the world. he was 9 time world champion.  he made his name in Wristwrestling up in Petaluma.  he weighed over 600 pounds when we were filming Over the Top.  I did beat him during the Over The TOp world championship in Vegas.  The only thing is they disqualified me after I pinned him in 1:27.  He told them my body hit my arm.  The refs didn't see anything but took his word for it.  The place went ballastic cause everyone knew I beat him.  That match was so hard.  he is huge.  On Wide World of Sports to show how big his hand was they took his ring off his finger and put a quarter through it. 

he was so big I remember talking to these girls and they were looking at Cleve sitting across the way.  Then all of a sudden you could see he was pissing in his pants.  He was just to big to get up and piss.  My strategy to for our match was make him go up to the table and have to wait.  This way he was a little more tired from having to stand up there all that time.  i waited till they almost disqualified me before I went up.  he had 29" biceps (if you could call them that).  he was just so big.  earlier in his career his weighed about 450 or so.

One of my best friend is still to this day the youngest competitor in the WSM events.  he too was an armwrestler.



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Schmoe Buster on January 18, 2011, 05:29:11 AM
Hey Stunt, I know it has been said already but you are a class act.

Keith was indeed fortunate to have a mate like you.  On behalf of everyone here, thanks for the honest and open updates you have presented.

TD

I second that, class act all the way


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:30:14 AM
Story about Bertil Fox.

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« Reply #919 on: July 05, 2005, 09:56:13 AM » Quote 

Quote from: Mirz on July 05, 2005, 07:47:58 AM
hey Stunt do you have any Bertil Fox stories? he was one of my favorites from back in the day.


I'm not Stunt but I have my Bertil story I told here before.  It had to have been either 79' or 80'  I was training at the original World Gym.  I was with Kal Skylak(?), Tony Nowak and several others.  This huge black guy comes in and everyone looks at him walking across the gym floor towards the street side where the windows were.  Kal starts to go crazy telling everyone that is Bertil Fox.

This guy is HUGE!  So he stands there and is kind of strectching while looking out the window,  Kal is continuing to tell everyone it's Bertil Fox.  The bench presses were over in front of the windows.  Back then the mindset was, if you can't lift what is on the bar then take it off yourself.  Unlike today, where they like you to take the weight off the bar when you are done.

Well not sure who had just finished but there was 500 lbs on the bar even.  Bertil sits on the end of the bench and starts to stretch more.  Now I would say 90% of the gym is looking at him.  Well he lays down on the bench and does a little more stretching and then grabs the bar.

He pulls himself up a couple times and then hangs his arms down to stretch some more.  Now just about everyone is looking. He grabs the bar and lifts it off the rack then lets it down.  I'm sure everyone was thinking like me, no way is he going to do that with no warm-up.  Then he does it again.  But this time he lowers and I swear to god he did 4 or 5 reps and racked it like it was nothing!

You how people stare at you at the gym when you are lifting allot of weight but when you turn around everyone looks away like they weren't looking at you.  This was so funny cause that what happened.  But, now I am thinking (cause I have done this)  I think he saw us all looking at him in the reflection of the window.  Anyway, that is my only Bertil srory.  He trained there several times I'm sure but only remember this time.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:32:59 AM
Story about Lyle Alzado.

Quote from: Bossa on July 05, 2005, 08:49:17 AM
Hey Onlyme, I was on another site and they had a thread about the Barbarian brotehrs. One guy posted that Lyle Alzado beat up both of them at the same time...do you know anything about this? You ever see Alzado in the gym? Basicaly he said that Barbarians were house sitting for him and had parties and things got stolen so he confronted them and asked them to come into parking lot and one endedup knocked out


Now with this Lyle story.  But first is is another. I grew up in Manhattan Beach where Lyle lived two blocks down from me.  The Raider camp was in El Segundo, the next town over.  He bought a Rolls Royce identical to a friend of mine.  Max Rep you know who I am talking about.  He came into Tequillie Willies almost everyday.  Always wore bermuda shorts with sandles and a nice dinner jacket.  he was filthy rich.  he lived in Manhattan but I saw his house in Camelback, AZ and it was huge!  Anyway, the Rolls was special color blue convertible.  Lyle used to like to go to Rolling Hills by the haunted church and hike the hills and go down to the ocean.  Well one day he came back to his car after his walk and his Rolls was gone.  I remember in the interview he said he would go their to hike cause he felt no one would bother his car since everyone there had a Rolls.

It was all over the news and in the papers.  A long story short (if that's possible for me).  After the incident, My friend used to get pulled over, he told me, sometimes 5 or more times by the police thinking it was Lyle's car.  ANyway, that was that story. 

Remember Max all the Raiders would come into the club all the time.  Matt Millen was huge.  I also got to be kind of friends with Howie Long.  Howie used to hang with this guy who was the husband to Lindsay Wagner the six million dollar girl.  he was a famous stuntman.  Howie used to tell me I was the craziest guy he had ever met.  I felt good about that compliment.

About the twins story.  I was not there.  But the story I heard from Bob Sear or Ron Gibson or Jim Flarety (I can't remember, maybe all three).  They told me the twins were mistreating the equipment at the gym (Gold's).  Lyle was very close to Pete G.  I guess Lyle got pissed off and they said something to him and he went ballastic and knocked out on e of them.  I heard the other just stood there, then left.  He didn't want no part of Lyle.  This is what I heard, so I don't know if true or not.  Bob was the twins best friend back then.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:37:27 AM
Story about Pete Koch.

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« Reply #939 on: July 06, 2005, 01:03:10 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Mirz on July 06, 2005, 11:40:24 AM
another football player/actor who was supposed to be very strong was Pete Koch who played Swede in Heartbreak Ridge, anybody have any stories about him/


Wow I can't believe you know who Pete Koch is.  Me and Pete had the same Agent.  He beat me out for numerous commercials and TV Shows.  he was a very big guy. He isnow about 50 punds lighter. He played a fireman in Mel Gibson's Conspirecy Therory.  We finnaly worked together on an Old El Paso Salsa commercial.  we read for the same parts allot.  I did beat him out for a South Western Bell and Apple Computer Commercial (even though they had me play an armwrestler when I went in for a football player).  In regards to that commercial the were looking for a football player and when I showed up for the reading (which ended up only being a slate), I think every Raider was there.  Lyle, Matt Millen, Howie, and others.

I remember I thought I had a good spot on the TV show 9 to 5.  Even the casting director thought I had it in the bag.  Then Pete came in last of the day.  There were allot of lines so I figured at that time I could read better and he was more for his big looks.  Well it ended up he got it (beat me again).  I couldn't believe that they would pick him over me since I read so much better.  Well when the show aired I had to see how he did.  well the literally took every line out and all he had to do was grunt.

On another quick note.  I read for a movie with Kim Basinger (forgot name).  Well it paid great and it was 14 lines.  I rmemeber after the casting director met me she loved me and said it looks great. Well the next day came and she called me.  She said you won't belive the guy who came in this morning he washuge and the director loved his look.  So they gave the part to him. It was my old friend Big John Studd who I did a talk show in Miami with a couple years earlier.  In that business you really learn to be humble and learn to take rejection.  Oh well.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:39:58 AM
About Don Muraco the Magnificent one.

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« Reply #954 on: July 14, 2005, 10:20:02 AM » Quote 

I used to see Don all the time but haven't in a few years.  I do see him on TV here promoting Hawaii Wrestling.  It is really bad.  From being at the very top of that world to do what he does now must really be humbling to him.  He looks kind of old and lost allot of weight.  He lives on the North Shore.  He was always really nice to me.  He had incredible traps and shoulder width and thickness when he wrestled.  I will try to find a pic of him.  He was huge.

I forgot something.  Remember that huge vein he had going across his upper chest.  I loved that.  And when I got big I was so proud I had that vein.  Also, I had allot of veins in my forearms even in high school.  I thought you had to have veins to be strong.  I remember one day my mom looking at me looking at my forearms and veins.  She said you know that doesn't make you strong.  You know Paul down at the bank.  He has no viens and doesn't even look like he works out but he is strong.  He can do 2 finger pushups.

I remeber too my mom had one of those square boards that would spin around when you stood on it and twisted.  She would watch Jack Lalanne and workout with him every morning before leaving for her kick back job.  Too bad she was ugly.  But she was small.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 05:43:38 AM
Keith wonders if the Weiders ruined bodybuilding for everyone?


« Reply #1004 on: September 10, 2005, 12:39:49 PM » Quote 

This pic shows me that BB was very popular back in the 50's and 60's and that it spread out into the mainstream.  I mean there are families, wives, children and everything watching this show.  And there are many other pics around that shows the same support from "regular" people.  I really think Weider screwed up Bodybuilding for the future


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: tendonitis on January 18, 2011, 05:55:40 AM
I second that, class act all the way

x3, you're a great friend stunt.  Thanks for the continued updates.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 06:41:26 AM
Keith was in the show Dynasty. Even had his own trailer for one episode!

Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #1025 on: October 21, 2005, 11:03:16 AM » Quote 

Okay a couple of entertanment stories.  I was just watching Jay Leno and Debra Messing just reminded me.

I was on the TV show Dynasty back in 1988 or so,  I was a football player.  I had 5 lines if I remember right and it was also the first show I did where I got my own trailer all by myself and didn't have to share.  I remember arriving on location looking to where I go and a PA came up to me and siad Mr. Jones your trailer is around the corner.  I go and see my own trailer.  I had to run back to my car and get a camera so I could take a pic.  I had a pic and would post it but I lost it.

Anyway, we are on the field getting ready to shoot a scene.  We are all talking and one of the other players ask Jack Ford(?) if he was really gay.  He played a gay guy on the show and was the owner of the team.  He said no.  The guy said man why would you play a gay on TV.  Everyone is going to think you are a fag.  Jakc replies, for $35,000 a week I play anything.  Everyone just couldn't believe how much money that was and all agreed we'd play fags for that to.

As the scene is going it's my turn to talk and I make a mistake.  So we go again,  Then another guys makes a mistake we go again.  Well this happened about 4 or 5 times in a row.  Well now Jack is getting a little pissed.  Then we start again and he makes a mistake. He gets so embarrased he starts to laugh and blames me for starting the trend and we all started laughing uncontrollably.  You knw the kind where you just can;t stop. After several minutes we all decided to get this scene shot.  So now we are all very serious and Jakc looks at me and just start cracking up.  He ended up going to his trailer and we all went to craft services had a bite to eat and about 15 minutes later we came back and finished.

On a side note: when I went in to read for this part I met went the Shapiros who were the producers.  I go into their office and they ask me a few questions.  They asked me if I played football and I said no I armwrestle.  Mr. Shapiro says, I know where I heard your name before.  He picks up a Time Miagazine that wass on the table and turned the pages to a featured article they did on me and a show I did in Ft. Lauderdale.  It was really neat and they hired me. 

I'll tell the other story tommorrow if I remember.  It's about me getting busted for joyriding.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 06:43:25 AM
It's a small world.

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« Reply #1026 on: October 29, 2005, 02:11:35 AM » Quote 

Okay, back around 78' or so I used to train at a club that used to be a Vic tanny's Gym in Hawthorne but changed its name to Renassaise Health Spa.  When I went there it was owned by a very thick guy by the name of Bill Stuges.  He was about 6'3" 260 but had a huge barrell chest and reall skinny legs with no ass.  You know the kind where the pants barely hang on.  Gene Mozee worked there too.  Anyway, I used to help around the club so I never had to pay dues.  It was the typical 70's health club.  Allot of chrome equipment and even a pool.  Where giving private swimming lessons always turned into some kind of kinky sex romp.

Anyway, I was pretty strong back then as was Bill.  But we both couldn't bench 405 yet.  He was really close as was I.  I weighed around 230 at that time.  We used to go to Dinah's for chicken every Tuesday night for their great chicken feast.    Anyway one night we were all eating and we were talking about benching and Bill bet me he would bench 405 before I could.  I said okay.

So we did it.  I trained so hard for this.  IN short I did beat him to 405.  But for the longest time I could only bench 405 with 315 then adding all 10's and 5's.  If I tried it with 4 45's, I would just dump it on my chest.
I don't what would happen.  I wuld even have guys load the bar without even looking at it.  But I still would dump it.  Finally I got over that when I started to train at World Gym in 79'

Later on I talked to Bill and he was benching 500.  He looked exactly the same just stronger.  I actually saw him running down the street.  He told me he wanted to be the first man to bench 500 lbs. and finish the LA Marathon.

Jump ahead to 1993 or so.  I am on Kauai.  I am driving to Waimea Canyon (nickname Grand Canyon of the Pacific).  Anyway I am gong down this road that had nothing anywhere around it.  When all of a sudden I see one of those small trailers that serve food.  SO I turned in to get something to eat and drink.  I am the only one there.  This old man was working inside and he told me he owned it.  Anyway, we start talking and he asks me where I am from.  I tell him Manhattan Beach and Hawthorne, Ca.  He then tells me he is from Torrance but he owned a gym in Hawthorne.  Well I thought I knew every gym in the area, so I ask him the name of it.  He said it was called Renassaise Health Club.  I said no way my friend owns that place.  He said no I owned it first when he bought it frm Vic Tanny and then changed the name and later sold it to Bill Sturges.  I said no way he said yes way and we could'nt believe it.  What a small world we said.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 06:45:51 AM
How Keith was tricked into benching 550 for the first time.

 Reply #1028 on: October 29, 2005, 09:38:36 AM » Quote 

Yes that could have been it.  They were those old thick plates.  Sometimes there would be a mix of plates on there.  I know it was mental.  I remeber when  first did 550 they guys told me it was 525 which was my previous best.  They all laughed and went crazy when I did it.  I asked them what they were doing and they said it was 550 and to count the weight.  So Idid and it was.  They all said they knew I could do it.  Ray was laughing the whole time.  The mental state got involved with me allot.  I would try 500 and not do it, but then say to the guys no no I was breathing wrong, then get uder the bar right after dumping it, then lift it after concentrating more on my breathing.  I was really weird that way.

Now the reason why I am not lifting as often is mental.  I need to get back into that "I can't wait to get to the gym mode".  It's all mental to me.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 06:48:14 AM
Keith remembers his first workouts in 1973.

Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #1044 on: December 30, 2005, 11:15:08 AM » Quote 

I am just cut and pasting this from another thread I just put it in.  I thought it would be okay here too.

My very first weightlifting mentor was Doc Duran.  He was a trainer at Vince's Gym back in the 50's and early 60's.  He was something else.  Every kid in the neighborhood went to his house where he had a gym (complete with boxing ring) built in his converted garage.  Everyone had a workout book that Doc would look at everyone every night and see what you did in your workout then write your next days workout.  It was really something when I look back at that.  I started training the summer between my freshman and sophmore year in high school.  That was in 1973.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2011, 06:48:16 AM
Love these stories, Vince.  One thing its made me think about is that by all accounts Keith had a great life.....and he did do a lot of things that none of us will ever do.  On one hand, that is awesome because he lived such a great life, but on the other I'm sure that because of him not being able to do any of the things he used to, took a toll on him.  That had to be tough.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 06:55:16 AM
Keith was talented. He could make people web sites and that takes a lot of computer know how.

Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #1081 on: January 20, 2006, 12:02:18 AM » Quote 

FUCK! I LOVE THIS STUFF!   Keep it up guys.  I am so happy that Stunt has some guys he can story tell with.  I love when Stunt tells me his war stories.  You guys are all heroes to me man.  By the way I am working on a website wihh some military interest.  My friend who Stunt knows is a loyal military man to thecore.  He asked me to put together a website to honor war heroes.  The site is at www.americanwarheroes.or g  Go take a look and if you have any suggestions by all means tell me.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 06:58:29 AM
Keith talks about The Gym in Honolulu.

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« Reply #1085 on: January 20, 2006, 04:56:20 PM » Quote 

Brock125: Onlyme you have some great stories. The gym in Hawaii with 300 lb dumbells you talked about did the dumbells go up in ten pound increments like 240,250,280,290 and so on. If so what was the most you ever saw someone press with the dumbells? Just curious, Im new here.
 
 
 
 Keith: Yes the DB's went up in10 lb. increments.  The name of theplace was The Gym later changed to World Gym then it close down and the Db's went over to Gold's in Honolulu.  I personally only saw a couple guys do the 240's.  I think I did the 200's but I had to have a guy hand meeach DB anditgot towhere no one wanted to help me.  I was fine and could easily do 8 reps but getting them there was hard.  Plus they were just to big to use.  Coleman came in and did 12 one arm rows with them.  And there were other guys who could do that in there.  Other than benching and rowing the DB's that weighed over 200 no one else used them.  What was neat about the gym too was at the entrance in front of the front desk, thye always had on a bench press whatever the World record was for the benchpress.  It looked neat with all 45's on there
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 07:03:43 AM
Keith talks about the gyms in Honolulu.

Re: Tell your favorite stories re pros/legends
« Reply #1112 on: January 25, 2007, 09:11:34 PM » Quote 

Quote from: stilltrainin on January 24, 2007, 10:49:02 AM
Hey Onlyme, I lived and trained in honolulu in 73,74 and 75 and 79.the y.m.c.a. across from Ala Moana shopping center.Had some big boys there,a big tongan powerlifter named Philips, I believe.Also, a guy with 20.5 inch arms named Gil Bayless, super nice guy.All the pro wrestlers would train there while in town,super star Billy Graham and others.John Matuzack was training there one day, kind of a jerk.We were arguing about who could beat George Foreman and he says,me.Saw him walking down Kalakaua later that night with his shirt tied up under his pecs to show his abs,looked kind of swishy.Most of the heavy lifters trained at Nuuanu Y,but we had our share.Is Tommy Kono still around?there was another gym in a strip mall type place,I think it was Deans,also,a former Mr. America named Leong had a tiny gym downtown.Boy,sure brings back memories,in 1980 I ended up at Golds S.D.I knew all the principals involved in that gym,from Edney to Rick Stephenson,Steve Henneberry,Pat Dillon e.t.c. Hey 619,you described that Russian olypic set in the gym.I set the gym record with that set in the incline,45 degree angle,I did 348,srict,weighing 198,drug free.Remember the board on the wall with all the gym records?God,im starting to feel old.


Keith:  Those years were before I got there.  I arrived in Honolulu in 89'.  1st day there went to World Gym on the Ala Wai.  I trained at the same Y you did too.  It is on Atkinson.  I redesigned there gym.  It is actually very nice.  Tommy Kono is still around at the Nuuanu Y.  He is still training guys in Olympic lifting.  Timmy Leongs gym is long gone.  I know the tongan guy you are talking about but can't remember his name but I will.  Stuntmovie will know everyone and anyone you mention from back then.  Wait till he reads this.  Just a shot in the dark.  DId you knw a girl at the Golds in SD named Kim Grady.  Very pretty and blind who liked the gym.  SHe was very friendly and nice to everyone.  I filmed a movie down in Mission Bay back in 1987 or so, which is where I met her.  Jsut checking.  Thansk


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 07:06:28 AM
Keith helped redesign gyms re layouts, etc.

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« Reply #1121 on: January 29, 2007, 03:43:50 PM » Quote 

I took out the wall in the Central Y and made it one big room.  I redesign the gm forthem back in 97 or so.  Still have a few cardio machines in the little room just before going up the few steps into the main gym area.  SOme more cardio in the main hall and even some more in the main gym.  We made that gym really nice and I liked training there.  To bad we couldn't have bought it and made it into a nice club.  Used to play racquetball all the time.  Never used the pool.  Mostly kids in there.  And the restaurant out front had okay food but not as good as years before.  Stunt we used to go there for the MetRx stuff whenI was the distributor.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 07:10:09 AM
I know this might sound odd but is stunt going to put a photo of himself up so we can all know what he looks like? Or do we have to go to the funeral? Not sure I would be comfortable going to a funeral of someone I know!  ;D


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 07:16:43 AM
I never talked much with Keith about the women in his life. I had to visit his website to find out what his wife looked like. He always fancied pretty women with slim but shapely figures. He didn't have any trouble getting gals until he got sick. Damn, what a disaster to happen to popular Keith. He really suffered in more ways than his health.  


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 07:19:23 AM
This is my tribute to Keith so I think it is fitting to post a photo of his family from the good old days.  



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: djohnsen on January 18, 2011, 10:09:43 AM
Not in here that much.. but checked the site yesterday. I was very surprised and it made me sad.
Hoping the best for his family and the close friends.
On the other side I'm happy to see all the people who cares for him. Good to know he had great
friends "in the real world".

I have always enjoyed Keith stories and interesting insights about many subjects. He had surely
been around and experienced a lot. Even though he could be a bit childish in here sometimes i
always had respect for him. He was for real he didn't post anonymously like I do or like 99%
in here. That made his post and stories more interesting.

Also think everybody is treating this with respect(as they should) but this is Getbig so you never
know.. That's good to see.

Keith will be missed in here


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 18, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
Thanks for those kind remarks but I'm only a friend doing what friends would normally do and I'm sure you GetBigggers have done the same if you've lost good friends or family members in the past.

Believe me ... at some point in your life it's gonna happen and I strongly suggest you start practicing while they're still with you.

So I gotta say, "Thanks!" but let's keep this about Keith and his life.

Kind of funny though because  ..... during the last week while Keith was among the living, he would say. "Thanks, Uncle Bill!".

He said it way too many times and I'd always politely reply, .... "Shut up! You said that enough!"

So once more let me POLITELY say once again .... "Shut up! You said that enough!"

But .... Thanks though.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: lvtolft on January 18, 2011, 01:09:56 PM
Terrible news!  RIP Keith.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 18, 2011, 04:41:35 PM
JJ has become a beautiful woman and mother which made Keith a very proud grandfather. He moved to Vegas because they were opening a supergym but it never opened. What a pity he moved away from his family in Hawaii. He always wanted to return there because that is where he was happiest.



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: DK II on January 18, 2011, 06:33:20 PM
Thanks a lot, stunt.

(even if you don't want to hear it)


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Ug on January 18, 2011, 08:37:27 PM
RIP noworries


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: LatsMcGee on January 18, 2011, 10:21:46 PM
Sorry to hear about Keith, he was a cool guy and he was always having fun on getbig.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stormshadow on January 18, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
I will miss you bud... we all will


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 18, 2011, 11:05:07 PM
Huh. It's interesting that Keith in his last days had begun referring to Stunt as "Uncle Bill". It reminds me of another friend who died unexpectedly, and in his last week or so he began referring to friends in unusually endearing ways like this.





Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigbobs on January 18, 2011, 11:21:31 PM
Condolences to his family.

Good to see so many people sharing positive words here, even many who used to flame him. 

Hopefully he's in a better place now.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Max_Rep on January 19, 2011, 12:00:43 AM
Such a great thread.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: wes on January 19, 2011, 03:30:19 AM
Some stuff I found on IMDB about Keiths` work in movies and commercials:

Filmography:

Actor (2 titles):
 
1988
Dangerous Curves
Played a Thug
 
1987
Dynasty (TV series)
Played Keith
– The Spoiler (1987) … Keith (as Keith Jones)
 
1987
Over the Top (armwrestler)
 

Other works for Keith D. Jones:

Numerous appearances in charitable media

TV commercial for McDonalds (1992)

Tv commercial for Carpenter Union (1992)

TV commercial for Apple Computer (1987)

TV commercial for Gillette Razors (1987)

Tv commercial for Old El Paso Salsa (1987)

TV commercial for Footlocker (1987)

Tv commercial for Southwestern Bell (1987)

Pacific Resources (PRI) commercial in Hawaii (union)


Magazine Articles:

Planet Muscle (USA)   1 August 2003, Vol. 5, Iss. 2, pg. 84-92, by: Jeff Everson, "Brobdingnagians"
Time Magazine (USA)   2 November 1987, by: Pat Jordan, ""Lock Up" And the Pulse Pounds"


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: w8m8 on January 19, 2011, 07:19:10 AM
JJ has become a beautiful woman and mother which made Keith a very proud grandfather. He moved to Vegas because they were opening a supergym but it never opened. What a pity he moved away from his family in Hawaii. He always wanted to return there because that is where he was happiest.



She is beautiful .. and the children too .. God Bless them all


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Bad News Brown on January 19, 2011, 10:09:19 AM
R.I.P. Keith Jones


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Nails on January 19, 2011, 10:23:56 AM
Damn Vince good job... all great keith storys ... i'll read most of them when i get some time.. thanks again


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Max_Rep on January 19, 2011, 11:35:22 AM
It’s funny because in a lot of these posts he’s addressing me and asking me if I remember this or that or this person or that person. One of the guys he mentions in a post was “Tommy the moron.” Tommy was cab driver in Rochester, New York and a good friend of Pete Grymkowski. I guess it was Pete that gave Tommy his nickname.

Keith also talked a lot about Tequila Willies in Manhattan Beach, CA where we worked together. What a great time and there. There were always celebrities coming in there. The woman who went there were insane.

I also met Chuck Norris. He trained at a local gym (Torrance Athletic Club) where I trained for a while. Chuck would always ask me for training tips and I enjoyed helping him out. He lived in Palos Verdes at the time which is just up the hill from Torrance and a very wealthy neighborhood.

Jeez this thread brings back some memories.   


Title: Re: Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Howard on January 19, 2011, 12:51:53 PM
Keith is a friend and a friend on facebook, I just checked his facebook wall and it true, Keith passed, I'm so bummed  :'(
he seemed like a nice guy and really did some cool stuff in various movies along with promotion of some bodybuilding.
Sad to hear he passed


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Princess L on January 19, 2011, 01:43:29 PM
I spoke with a university entomologist today about the brown recluse spider and he said more often than not that MRSA is being mis-diagnosed as a recluse spider bite.  Not saying that is what happened with Keith, but wouldn't it be horrible if he were being mis-treated all these years.

http://www.badspiderbites.com/mrsa-methicillin-resistant-staphylococcus-aureus/

http://www.surviveoutdoors.com/emergency/mrsa.asp

http://www.staph-infection-resources.com/mrsa-pictures.html


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 19, 2011, 01:59:44 PM
I spoke with a university entomologist today about the brown recluse spider and he said more often than not that MRSA is being mis-diagnosed as a recluse spider bite.  Not saying that is what happened with Keith, but wouldn't it be horrible if he were being mis-treated all these years.

http://www.badspiderbites.com/mrsa-methicillin-resistant-staphylococcus-aureus/

http://www.surviveoutdoors.com/emergency/mrsa.asp

http://www.staph-infection-resources.com/mrsa-pictures.html
Mrsa = bad stuff you may never overcome.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
There are still stories I missed so I will continue. Keith invited Palumbo to Hawaii and it didn't end well.

 Re: No worries and palumbo?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 02:08:24 PM » Quote 

Quote from: RJ DRIVER on August 18, 2010, 01:56:15 PM
On heavy muscle radio palumbo called Keith a fat 500 pound pos that ripped him off of $600.  So what's the story behind this?


Keith: HAHAHAAHA yea a convict calling me a POS.  Here is the condensed story of this ripoff artist.  He came to my first show in Hawaii for free I paid all expenses.  he called the second year and volunteered again for free if I brought a friend of his. I said no to the friend then he wanted Collette.  He said they could pose together.  So I said okay.  Same terms.  No money just airfare, hotel, per diem.  I even sent them to Maui.  Where he did something there to piss off someone.  Not sure of the story so who cares.  Anyway, he gets to Oahu and wants $600 in meal money for him and Collette for 3 days.  I said your are kidding.  He said well if not then we won't do anything.  I said alright here is $300 cash and the rest when you leave.  Then he went on a VIP tour of Pearl harbor I set up.  I did not go.  But there was an IFBB official who went and he called me telling me he is very close to calling Manion on Palumbo because he did something their bad enough where I got a call from their promotions director at PH to tell me that I can no longer requests private tours.  He did something to piss someone off.  I never looked into it cause I am busy.  So when it came to being paid the final $300 I wrote him a check then put a stop payment on it.  He didn't deserve shit and he is a low life drug dealing fag who rips off his friends and others who trusted him  So whatever side you go with if you look into it enough you will find out I am right and he is still an ex-con scumbag who rips off people.  Simple as that. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:12:11 PM
More about Palumbo.

 Re: No worries and palumbo?
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2010, 09:04:47 PM » Quote 

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 18, 2010, 02:38:41 PM
Old man?  You are fucking 40 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That's not "old".  60 or 70 is old.  LMAO!  I dont care what your side of the story is.  You and Palumbo are fucking idiots.  Whing and bitching about stupid shit on internet bodybuilding boards.  The fact is Palumbo as ugly and whatever he is would probably beat your ass nowadays.  At least he can still walk.  Is your diabetic neuropathy acting up on you fat boy?  haha and you have the nerve to criticize others on here.  I never said shit to you fatty before you opened your fat gap toothed mouth.  Maybe if you spent more time on a fucking treadmill instead of posting on getbig you might lose some of that weight. 


Keith: I'm 51 moron.  Why am I an idiot.  I never brought this shit up ever cause it is embarrassing to him.  Are you truly that ignorant.  You guys are the ones who keep bringing it up and it wastes my time explaining.  See the photo below.  If you know any of these people ask them what happened.  Then come back here and apoligize to me.  I always find it funny people like you making fun of me.  That really is funny.  Oh McAnusLicker, I bet you are closer to being a diabetic than I am.  I also bet my cholesterol level is lower than yours.  You really should do some research before you try to say shit about me that isn't true.  Your ignorance amazes me.

Goodrum call up Ockerman and see what he has to say.  Then come back and blow McAnusLicker.  You and him should team up. 

You know Goodrum since you are so connected and so is McanusLicker.  Call Garret Downing, Quincy Taylor, Chris Bennet, Nasser, the owner of GLC, Bas Rutten or anyone else who paid for to go to the show.  Ask them if they got paid everything owed.  Ask them how it went .  ask them how I treated them.  Sincde you are a scumbag of course you are going to side with two of the biggest scumbags in bodybuilding, ex-con Palumbo and drug dealer Sean Ray.  Do you see me crying over the $600 Sean owes me for running out on his hotel bill.  Low lifes like you are so alike.  Honestly all you should do is worry about sucking your ugly boyfriend cock and keeping him happy.  Cause you really don't belong anywhere else.

You few morons who want to keep talking about this go ahead  It wastes to much of my time. Siding with Palumbo says alot about your character and I would rather be where I am at than there.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:16:54 PM
Guess who gets in the Palumbo thread arguing with Keith?

 Re: No worries and palumbo?
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2010, 09:32:22 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 18, 2010, 09:13:25 PM

This has nothing to do with Garret Downing, Quincy Taylor, Chris Bennet, Nasser, the owner of GLC, Bas Rutten or Shawn Ray.....   

The only debate is whether you owe Dave Palumbo $600 that he claimed that you did not pay.  Based on your story alone, you owe him at least 330 dollars...300 for the phony check and 30 dollars for the penalty fee the bank charged him for cashing it. 

As far as siding with Dave.....I don't like Dave no more than I like you.  Its not even worth putting on my brand new website. 

These are bridges that YOU'VE BURNED KEITH....sorry....       


Keith: Those are bridges I would want nothing to do with.  I don't do business with ripp off or fakes like you.  See Goodrum I do business with the real world and real business people.  You are a fake and a ripoff.  No one would do business with you and it has been proven.  So please don't preach to me cause you mean as much as the shit I took this morning.  Yo and Palumbo beling with each other.  Now go suck Vissy cock and shut your mouth.
What's really funny is a scumbag ex convict like Palumbo still talks about this and even brings it up when he knows he is the piece of shit who wanted to change the terms we agreen upon.  Goodrum can't understand this because he has never done business with anyone cause no one will do any with him.  Palumbo must really be hurting.  Maybe I will get him to collect money that is owed to me and give him a little cut.  Find Destin Seferai and collect the $1.3 million he took out from me and my partners.  There Goodrum there is a name.  Find him you black moron.  See how smart you are. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 19, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
This thread has become absolute internet gold.  Vince, you are outdoing yourself with every post.  I feel as though I'm really getting to know Keith...I'm just sorry it took this event to make it happen.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:25:55 PM
Keith got bagged plenty by the flotsam! Doesn't everyone!!

 Re: Comment on different Getbiggers
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2009, 03:48:27 PM » Quote 


The Master: Onlyme: Also known as OnlyMen, OnlySemen. A 600 pound whale with solid debating power. His main arguments = centered around his own accomplishments, which includes sitting next to Jonsey from the police academy once in 1987, talking to Stallone once, painting houses and bulking up to 600 pounds. When you engage in a heated discussion with him, prepare to have your self image degraded because his arguments will simply be to use his own accomplishments to show how much better he is than you. He always succeeds in being better than you in his own mind, but whenever he = going to the toilet he has severe issues hitting the toilet bowl due to the size of his ass, and he probably needs help wiping his own ass.
He is in perfect health according to himself, even though he = about 600 pounds.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:38:29 PM
Keith trained at World Gym, not Golds Gym. Tony Pearson trained him for a while.

 Re: A little bit of Gold's Venice
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2007, 09:41:59 PM » Quote  

Tommy not sure if I told you but Pete called yesterday for 2 hours and it was great. We'll both see you at the Olympia.  I never hung out at Venice Gold's.  I was a World Gym guy.  And i didn't hang out with any of the guys except for Ron Depolito, Tony Pearson and Ken Waller.  We went to lunch quite a few times.  I was just a kid and felt out of place even if Joe tried to get me involved with BB and PL.  I was just there to lift then go off and paint houses.  Ron knew everyone, he seemed to be the pimp for all the bodybuilders and provide them with entertainment.  He drove a pink corvette if I remember right.  Manny Perry made side money "chopping" Cadillac's into two-doors.  He had a nice Mercedes 450 SLC with an AMG package.  Tony got me eating lettuce and tuna only diet.  We would eat at some health food place in Marina Del Rey and all I could eat was plain lettuce with my tuna.  I met Don Ross around 1987 or so when we did the Gillette commercial together.  We talked about a year or so before he died and he wanted to see me and write a small bit on me, but I guess I was to late.  I went up to his little office when I was in town.  I'm pretty sure the 4x4 of the twins was the same one they drove of the side of the 405 in and then got out and pushed it up the enbankment.  It is probably also the one they had when someone parked in front of their condo and they got out and picked up the car and put it on the sidewalk so they could park in their normal spot.  The girl came out and saw them and she ended up taking them to court which was the People's Court with Judge Wapner.  Man I love old stories like you got so tell them.  And believe me Stunt has a million of them too.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:41:31 PM
Did the stars have to pay to workout at Golds Venice?

 Re: A little bit of Gold's Venice
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2007, 09:58:10 PM » Quote 

Keith: I don't think stars worked out for free.  Dorian told me about a recent visit to Gold's when the front desk girl asked him for $20 to train.  He told her that he had a lifetime membership (which I guess is given to Mr. Olympia's). He told her this and she said "how do I know you are who you say you are".  He then pointed up to the wall to show her his picture.  Then one of the guys saw him and let him in.  I'll never forget the old World Gym had a chalkboard behind the front counter and Joe or Eddie or whoever would put your name up on it when your dues were up or late.  I will never forget seeing in big letters "Arnold your dues are late"  I thought that was cool.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:44:22 PM
Being a huge guy, Keith needed a lot of pain killers to get rid of the pain at times.

: A little bit of Gold's Venice
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2007, 12:02:09 AM » Quote  

Quote from: Dballn247 on May 27, 2007, 11:46:25 PM
I was up cause my back was killing me, took 30mg of Oxy, and found this thread.  Good read bro.  I love hearing about the crazy inside shit.  I worked the front desk of a gym for a while.  What a circus.  It's like your a bartender, everyone tells you there life story.  It's a great cross roads though, you get to meet a lot of different people.  Good stuff Tommy.


Keith: First off you aren't taking enough.  I sometimes take 12 vicodan a day.  DOn't believe me?, ask my friends who keep taking them from me.  But right now I have been off of them for awhile since my back or leg doesn't hurt.  I sprained my ankle moving a hide a bed and was taking some oxy but its fine now.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 04:57:10 PM
No cameras allowed in World Gym.

 Re: A little bit of Gold's Venice
« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2007, 10:11:59 AM » Quote  

Stunt, Ric Draisin created the original Gold's Gym logo.

I remember Bill Pettis.  He was very quiet and had a lazy eye.  His arms were HUGE.

My stories are on the history board but since we have this one going I guess I can input a little, but I think most of them are already up over there.  SInce mine are allot fewer than Tommy's, Max's or Stunt's I can only tell one a day.

I first joined the Original World Gym in 1979 or 80.  I was lifting weights at that time in a small gym i Hawthorne called Docs and a place called Renaissance Health Spa.  That is where I met Gene Mozee as he helped the owner.  One of my friends parents were into health and lifting and were originals fro the old Muscle Beach when they did those posing and acrobatic things down there.  They were in great shape (the mom was HOT).  Well one day they itroduced me to their friend Ron Depolito who was built really good.  He trained at Gold's and World's.  They ask him to take me to World Gym and see if I liked it.  I was around 20.  Well hell yes I liked it.  He sked me if I wanted to join and train with him.  I said great but no money.  So he paid the first years dues which was $150 if I remember.  Back then memberships were easy.  Just a little index card in a box.  No fancy shit and paperwork like today.

Back then the gym was upstairs with parking at street level and a outside patio with equipment.  Only one locker room with a gang shower which was coed.  Not intentional I think just that if you are a girl be prepared. Which I really liked.  Anyway, Ron liked to train early.  I mean 8am.  I am not used to that, I like it in the afternoon.  Now I lived in Manhattan Beach and had to drive to Santa Monica and be there at 8am.  I hated it.  I remember seeing this guy and he was huge and loud.  He turned around and it was John Matuszak of the Raiders. Man he was one of my heroes.  I went back to my friends and told them all that John Matuszak trained at the gym I was at.He was really loud all the time and seemed to know everyone.  I noticed he was really close to Joe (Gold).  There were signs around the gym that said "No Cameras, No Pictures Aloud".  Eddie (Guiliani) worked the front desk with "Chief" (forgot his name, has "ski" on the end).

I remember one day a couple guys came up the stairs and ad cameras.  They stood at the top of the stairs and started taking pics.  I saw John Matuszak saw it and immediately went over and started yelling at them very loud.  I think they were foreign and didn't understand him because they kind of just looked at him.  Well John literally lost it and threw them down the stairs.  I mean pushed them so they fell down the stairs.  I couldn't believe it.  And whats funny is hardly anyone in the gym flinched.

Now, the funny thing about this is I went on for about a month watching John.  Finally I was introduced to him.  His name was Tony.  I was thinking why Tony.  I then asked Ron and he told me his name was Tony Nowak.  MAN I told Ron all this time I thought it was John Matuszak. He laughed and I was embarrassed.  I had to go home and tell all my friends it wasn't John but just some guy named Tony. I was so disappointed.

I have a few about Tony and who he was.  For the guys who have seen Pumping Iron, Tony is the guy Arnold says hi to when he first gets to the gym and is peeling the orange at the front desk.  He also (I think) makes the leather jackets and stuff for World Gym.  I saw him at a few shows in the 90's


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 05:05:38 PM
Since Keith was mates with Pete Grymkowski he got to know a lot about Golds Gym.

 Re: Golds Gym Venice - A little bit of history
« Reply #166 on: June 03, 2007, 08:40:28 PM » Quote  

Quote from: Max_Rep on June 03, 2007, 06:34:25 PM
You really have to understand the significance of when these pictures were taken and  what was happening at that time in Gold’s gym history.

First go back several years earlier Peter Grymko was the “Supplement Guru” for just about everyone on the East Cost and placed 2nd in 1971, 1972 and 1973 in the AAU Mr. America. In 1970 Casey won without question, 1971 was a bit controversial since Pete had beaten Steve Michalik two weeks earlier in the Junior Mr. USA and in 1973 Pete outweighed Jim Morris by almost 40 pounds. Jim had the aesthetics and Pete at 255 and 5’11” was the mass monster of that show. Now Pete NEVER cried sour grapes but you know placing 2nd three years in a row fueled him (by the way I just completed an interview with Jim Morris for Ironman and hope to do one with Pete when I can get him to sit down).  

In 1978 Tim Kimber had RIGHTFULLY won the Mr. Empire State (New York State) (I placed 5th in that show) but two weeks earlier he had won an impromptu “hot body” contest at a Rochester night club and won $50. Tim was one of few competitors who could post his saritorias muscle like Mentzer used to do.

The third place guy in the Empire State issued a formal complaint to the AAU because he claimed that Tim had given up his amateur status by winning the $50 night club contest so Tim was stripped of the title and his trophies were taken away (they told him they would hold his trophies until a final decision was made so he relinquished them thinking that showing good faith would work in his favor…). He NEVER got the trophies back.  

The first picture was taken in 1979 shortly after Pete, Tim and Ed Connors purchased Gold’s from Ken Sprague. The second picture was taken sometime in 1980. The Gold’s Gym licensee program had not yet begun. It was only an idea at that point. I remember when I arrived from Rochester in June of 1980 they were still working out all the legal details of how the licensee program would work.

Pete, Tim and Ed were not only launching Gold’s into the stratosphere but they were also significant cogs in the inception of the NPC around that time. I’m certain that Pete and Tim’s experience with the AAU had a part in that.

So there is more going on behind the scenes in these pictures. Shortly after this the producers of Hart to Hart came in and struck a deal to help in the move of the Gym to its current location. Frank Zane and Tim Kimber had speaking parts and several of us including Robert Reis, Mike Clancy and about 20 others including myself were used as extra’s.



Keith: Dave, it was Pete, Ed and Denny Doyle who originally bought Gold's.  Pete then want Denny out because of some things that happened so he bought out Denny shares along with Tim.  At that point Pete owned 56% of Gold's.  And yes Pete was a major player in creating the NPC.  In fact the majority of the players wanted Pete to run it.  But, he felt a very big conflict of interest because he was buying Gold's now and allot of the competitors trained at Gold's and felt that if they won shows people would think its because Pete is the NPC Pres. and owner of Gold's.  There were a few other candidates they were looking at and decided on Manion.  They had a meeting where about 40 people were in attendance then held a meeting in Atlanta to vote Manion in.  Pete flew my good friend to Atlanta to put the vote in for Manion. The first meeting was in 79 or so I think.  
 
  
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 05:13:49 PM
The things you see when you train in a gym.

 Re: Golds Gym Venice - A little bit of history
« Reply #210 on: June 06, 2007, 10:24:50 PM » Quote  

Quote from: ramazon on June 06, 2007, 09:25:11 PM
I can't answer your first question, Max.  I only know that Joe regretted selling
and approached Mike Uretz, who was then a patent attorney, to assist him
with opening another gym nearby -- World.  Most all of the equipment was
hand forged by Joe using unforgettable cable designs.  Today, I've been told,
the equipment from World all belongs to Jerome Ferguson, who's eager to
continue Joe's legacy, albeit with music.



Keith: Yes Joe made allot of the equipment.  I have told this before on here.  Kal Sklyak(?) used to have a small notepad and woudl go around drawing sketches of the equipment.  I think he was going to try and make his own.  It was funny one day when he was sketching and Joe came in and he hide the notepad in his shorts.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 05:23:45 PM
Joe Gold and Arnold go back a long way. Things didn't end so amiably it seems.

 Re: Golds Gym Venice - A little bit of history
« Reply #243 on: June 11, 2007, 01:09:38 PM » Quote 

Keith: Joe gave World Gym to Arnold because Arnold owned the building (not sure if it included the franchising division or not), but Arnold began to throw out some of the bodybuilders which included some of Joe's old time friends and was giving membership to his friends in the movie industry namely producers, directors, etc.  He was throwing out some old time BB's too who had free memberships.  This caused a disagreement between Joe and Arnold and subsequently Arnold gave the gym back to Joe, not sure if at that point Arnold raised the rent or decided to sell the building or both, but Joe decided to move to Marina Del Rey.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 05:27:54 PM
Keith remembers the good old days.

Re: Golds Gym Venice - A little bit of history
« Reply #270 on: March 19, 2009, 09:25:27 AM » Quote 


This thread is cool.  Back then it really was fun and most everyone got along in the gym.  Regular people could workout with a big name bodybuilder with no problem or intimidation. The younger guys on here who rag me about talking about the past so much will realize when they get older that most of the time the past is just a better place and sometimes the best thing to talk about.  I can still remember watching Arnold while I was waiting my turn to bench press looking out the window at World's him walking across the street and watching people stop and point and stare and some taking pictures.  Or the first time seeing Bertil Fox or Sergio Oliva and Lou Ferrigno.  No matter how fat or out of shape I am now, my brain is just fine.  Go to the History Board and you guys will really read alot of great stories.  And remember without these past stories I don't think bodybuilding or this industry would be as colorful as it is today.  It definitely isn't as fun today as yesterday though.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 05:47:02 PM
Remember Goodrum Nutracuticals?

 Re: Goodrum Nutracuticals
« Reply #60 on: July 14, 2009, 12:11:39 AM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 13, 2009, 04:47:03 PM
Right now, I'm planning to run a small production.  Its more for me to have my own exclusive brand so I'm not at the will of other supplement companies.  In addition, I'm bringing supplement prices back down to 1980 because I've got some simple formulations and no juiced up bodybuilders on my payroll to deal with.  Here are some of the prices I'm planning

Test 200- 200 mg DHEA tablets - 14.95
Creatine Citrus - 1000gm - 25.00
Vitalife - One a day Multi-Vitamin - 6.95
Incendiarism - Fat Burner - 12.99
SynoV - Joint Health - 19.99
Refresh - Electrolyte Recovery Drink 8.95
Whey Gourmet  - Peanut Butter, Irish Cream, Vanilla Spice Rum, Sour Mash Whiskey (still working on that flavor) 24.99


Like I said, its basic formulations combined with me simply slapping a cheap black and white label on the product and selling it on my web site only without having to pay middlemen to run up the price.




Keith: Just to let you know.  But you are the middleman.  You are not the manufacturer.  Or are you formulating, producing and packaging from your trailer.  See you are buying the product from someone else and putting your half-ass labels on it and then selling it to the public.  YOU ARE THE MIDDLEMAN.  And by the way your Recovery drink is overpriced (how big is it).  Is Johnny Falcon your business partner.

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 13, 2009, 05:10:32 PM

Oh I'm sorry I decided against Strawberry and Chocolate like all the other 1 million companies out there......


Keith:This shows you how stupid you are.  Do you know why Chocolate and Strawberry is made by everyone just about.  It is because THEY SELL.  Irish Cum Creme, Vanilla Spice Cum and Sour Mash Whiskey are 3 of the dumbest flavors choices in history. 

Are you going to carry product liability insurance.  And you do know there are labeling guidelines and restrictions.  You can't just slap a B&W label on a bottle and call it whatever you want.  Or are you just buying it from somewhere like allthewhey.com and having them do everything and label it.  Either way the smart thing to do is make sure NO ONE knows you have anything to do with the products.  Once anyone finds out you are behind them (pardon the pun) no one will buy from you.  Also, someone mentioned targeting the gays.  Since this is your ONLY area of expertise you should do that.  Make your containers in the shape of a cock and then you can use them after they are empty.  Do something original and quitg copying others.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:05:49 PM
Keith and I have been bagged plenty on Getbig. Keith was better at getting even!

Re: Who is creepier?
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2008, 09:10:02 AM » Quote 

basile is just some old creep...kieth is delusional and near death with his brown spider bite....both live in the past, hahahha you cant be serious though for us to decipher between which one of these piles of shit is worse.... they both stink the same, one's just a bigger pile .

Quote from: danielson on July 12, 2008, 08:48:32 AM
Vince Basile or Onlyme? Neither of them workout, yet they post here all the time for one reason, to talk about a gay black man, namely Vince Goodrum. They both stalk the shit out of him and for "men" in their later years, it just seems kind of odd for them to obsess over another man day in and day out.


Keith: Whats wrong Danielson you love Goodrum.  You can't even fight your own fights don't try to help Goodrum.  And hey guess what, I still have more going for me than you.  So, no matter what you try to do you lose.  You gotta live with that.  So keep posting on Getbig so you can get at least some satisfaction

Danielson: Do you see me obsessing over someone on an internet messageboard day after day, year after year? Its really a shame, because I am sure you have accomplished some cool things back in the day, but you will be remembered as the old fat guy who is obsessed with a gay amateur bodybuilder. You keep stalking Vince, very normal behavior for a 60 something man.

Vince Basile: Danielson twice posted a fake PM alleging I asked him for private photos or some such shit. I called him out and he posted an apology. I would never post false information to discredit someone. That might be considered okay by some but Danielson wrote me that he is a middleaged businessman who uses the internet because he has to wait alot for business deals to come through. His behaviour is hardly that of his status in real life.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:14:07 PM
I can't find the thread where Keith exposed Goodrum as being gay. That was an owning of monumental proportions. Personal stuff can end up on Getbig!

Re: Goodrum Nutraceuticals
« Reply #127 on: July 15, 2009, 12:16:49 PM » Quote  

Quote from: DrugFree4Life on July 15, 2009, 06:17:47 AM
How long has Vince been a sausage stuffer?  Did he switch to that side after viewing DA's gay cruise stripping pics?  Did Vince look at those pics long enough for him to start thinking "Hey, maybe sucking cock isn't so bad....I doubt I will even find a woman who will want me?"....or was it the old "Well, if you can't beat 'em...join 'em" attitude?


Well if you seen pics of Queer Vissy you would see why they fell n love with each other.  They are two ugly guys and they probably figured no way in hell will a girl (real) like them so they decided to go the easy route.  Goodrum hates DA because he oves DA and DA won't give him the time of day.  And when they met up at the Olympia, DA reenacted what Vissy does after Goodrum shoots a load in his mouth.  And of course Goodrum did nothing because he is used to it and loves it when Vissy spits up on him.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:23:15 PM
Keith got bagged plenty but kept posting regardless.

 Onlyme - Most bitter character on the board?
« on: July 13, 2010, 11:35:54 PM » Quote 

Quote from: noworries on July 13, 2010, 11:18:00 AM
I know some of you think gh15 is the shits but the guy is a failed bodybuilder who took load of steroids and got no results so now tries to convince everyone that anyone with any kind of muscle or development is on them. He is punk who is so ashamed of what he looks like after taking more steroids than any other competitor he hides his identity.  Now that is a coward and pussy.  He lies about being an IFBB Pro (if he was how come Ron hasn't confirmed it) and the reason he attempts to put down anyone in shape is because his jealousy is bigger than his body.  He is a pathetic loser. 

What's really funny is how he pretends to know exactly what someone is taking by just looking at a photo.  This alone shows how stupid he is.  His self esteem is so low it is sad.  I am surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.  He is doing everything he can to make himself feel better about his short-comings in life by yrying to make others look bad.  To bad he fails at that too. 

Go ahead and add your comments about this loser.


Quote from: noworries on July 13, 2010, 02:16:28 PM
oh lord the retard with no clue is here.  again you have proven your ignorance.  At least post when you are not drunk and feeling sorry for yourself.





Quote from: noworries on July 13, 2010, 09:18:31 PM
hahaha what a loser.  Nuff said about you.  your posts show your lack of intelligence.

yes you are gay.  but don't worry about it, it is obvious your love with gh15 is deep.  Hang in there he will notice you.  Gotta love you rookies



Quote from: noworries on July 13, 2010, 09:50:06 PM
hahaha, hey hang in there and prove your mom wrong.  you can show her that being gay and worthless can be something positive.  Keep trying you will do it.


Whats up with all this? I know theres a lot of homo, and fayg jokes, gayer than etc etc but these have a really bitter tone teh them...

Keith: Wow, someone trying to be smart.  Let you in on something..... you have failed.  Sorry to let you down.  Did I hit a nerve or something?  Don't take it personal, you can't help it.  Sit back take a breath, and just realize you can't help what has happened to you.  Going after me with stupid jabs and desperate pokes only makes you look dumb.  Hopefully you will recover.

By the way to answer your question.  No.  I am probably the least bitter person on this board.  At least one of them.  And with people who post useless shit like you, you make me feel even more positive and confident about myself.  I'd hate to be like you.  And I am sure you hate being like you.

Guys, the only thing bitter about me is the taste of my piss (probably).I have never come on here mad or bitter.  I get a little annoyed with guys like Goodrum who push bullshit and gh15 who pushes bullshit, Apenis is in the same category.  Face it, is guys like that who ruined this board.  Making fun of Goodrum, Apenis and gh15 is the only thing fun about this board.  Look at the threads.  How many of them actually have anything to do with bodybuilding or even lifting.  Ron, let the place go so I am just following his lead.  Even Sememtaste is getting bad. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:27:10 PM
Was Keith bitter? Not according to him.


« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2010, 07:40:24 PM » Quote 


Quote from: Aerian on July 14, 2010, 07:15:05 PM
I am a pretty positive person but that doesnt change that most people i come across who are upwards of 400+ lbs, tend to be a bit cynical and negative all the time.

Granted, I love your stories (been on getbig over a decade) from the past and the experiences you have had but lately you sure have taken a turn towards negative town .....  I bet once you lose all that weight and leg is better you will be back to your cheerful self.

Best of luck to you losing all that weight as well.....


Keith: Well I gotta tell you.  My personality has not changed much at all.  You can ask any of my friends or the people I do business with.  In fact it is my personality that gets me what I want and seals the deals I work on.  I do 99% of my business on the phone.  I deal only with owners, presidents and decision makers for some very large companies.  It is my personality I get remarks on and a solid reason why the companies and people I do business with close the deal with me.  It is also my past and my resume that puts the icing on the cake (so to speak). 

This is the only place where I would say or act anything like I do.  But, people who know me know that certain person that pisses me off are the ones like Goodrum, Apenis and gh15 along with a few others.  It is their attitude that I can't stand.  I have no intention of ever doing business with people like them nor would I ever want to be friends with them or be associated with them at all.  When I was a bouncer it is there type I could not stand. 

It is my easy going personality that most people know me by.  I am always smiling and happy.  I am pissed at myself for looking the way I do now and I do not blame or take it out on anyone else.  I am far from bitter.  I know that soon I will be back in shape.  When that happens I have a whole lot shit to look forward to.  I have a great future and a great past.  It is just my present that sucks physically.  Everything else is great.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:31:01 PM
Keith takes on gh15.

 Re: Onlyme - Most bitter character on the board?
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2010, 08:15:43 AM » Quote 

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Quote from: gh15 on July 14, 2010, 10:06:52 PM
keith,,the last thing you want to see is gh15,,when you see gh15 its too late,,your problem is that you are obese,,you dont seem to understand how severe your problem truly is,,youre not like riky lake show people youre not fat,,youre obese,,severe health problem,, you are playing internet shit ,,you lie,,you  refuse to belivee truth and see it your own twisted way,,all im telln you is that you are not going to survive ,,you will not,,you need to start worrying about this and not aout bullshit on internet,,stop worrying about bodybuilding youre not one of us ,,you will never be one of us,,you were big fat man,,you had some strength that increased with the use of aas on a regular basis,,you used strengh drugs and never cared bout diet,,you tellin everyone you had small mama and papa means nothing when in reality you became obese due to your eating habits,,there are many guys like you in americana ,,they die daily,,you are at high risk,,it is not some internet arguement ,,it is real real life,,every word i say about the cult of bodybuilding is true,,i soon wil reveal more truth about narcotic use and i will also name names,,i never lie about this cult because i was and am big part of it ,,reason i keep identity shut is because thats the condition i came on to getbig,,im not only an ifbb professional im  TOP IFBB PROFESSIONAL,,

i never lie,,

gh15 approved


Keith: hahaha yea sure.  See you are pussy who hides his name and body because you are ashamed.  you are not a IFBB pro.  Even if you were that would solidify your ignorance even more.  So no matter what you lose. you are an idiot who got a computer for Christmas several years ago.  Why don't you tell the truth.  You took HUGE amounts of steroids, you still look like shit and are weak man who could not compete with the big boys.  That is a fact and unless you prove otherwise I am right and you are wrong.  What is the problem with telling us who you are.  The reason is because you are embarrased with who you are.  You would then be exposed as a loser and all your self promotion would end.  Face it loser you are a piece of shit who spews crap to attempt to make it look like you are somebody.  You have never ever proven anything who you are.  Even Goodrum is better than you.  Sorry to hurt your feelings. 

All of Getbig approved



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:33:47 PM
Keith replies to critical post by gh15.

 Re: Onlyme - Most bitter character on the board?
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2010, 10:15:39 AM » Quote 

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Quote from: gh15 on July 15, 2010, 09:35:08 AM
keith my obese friend,,tell ron to give you the gh15 account ,,see how many pms gh15 have not only from members but also from profesionals,,even gurus ask gh15 advice,,you know why? because gh15 is one of them,,you can only become god when you know what you are talking about ,,when you WALKED THE WALK ,,you never walked the walk,,you never been in shape even,,you were always obese lets face it,,communication between god of hormone and yourself is useless since you seem to think that you were something once upon a time while in reality you were a fat fella using hormones and benching for one rep,,everything you claimed to do is in the past,,the thing about being a god is that you walk the walk while talking the talk ,,,i STILL DO BODYBUILDING,,thats is my name is not given,,i spit the truth here and increased the member numbers on getbig by a big amount,,i made it the absolute temple of bodybuilding board,,this is what everyone talk about and where every one come,,EVERY ONE profesionals ,,amatuer,,retired professional! ,,bodybuilders who are obligated BY CONTRACTS!! ,,fans,,amatuers ,,,fitness fanatiks,,DEALERS,, and everyone in between ,,they all come here,,i made this place the most important board in the internet history when it comes to bodybuilding,,

you never been one of us when it comes to bodybuilding,,you were some fela who lift ,,thats it,,you did some power lifting like many fat fellas on hormones,,you LIED about how much you took and what you took,,but you still in your twisted way of thinking admited ot cyp 200 mg daily injections lol,, you fought with all of us ,,many of us pros fought with you that include the great shawn ray,,almost no professional can stand you ,,you come here because you cant leave your house because in reality YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS ASHAMED OF HIMSELF ,,you can not move you are obese ,,this is not some internet joke its your true life,,and you are not obese at 240 lb you are a 450-500 lb obsese,,in europe you woudnt be able to survive youd already be dead of hunger ,,only in americana they let whales such as yourself survive because of the junk you can eat all day and the fact your goverment ruined the country over giving people such as yourself unemployment and all kind of disabilioty money,,since ofcourse you say to everyone that your obesity  make you a handicup,,youre not a handicup youre simply obese that uses the system,,

remember you are the one who come here on multiple accountsas and changes names,,,you wer eonly me ,,now you are worries ,,you are the one who have gimik accounts,,you are the one who cant stick to one name,,you are the one who is in mid 50s o early 60s ,,atleast you look like that ,,you are the one who is on here every second with many posts a day ,,you are the one who most likley is not marrried,,you are the one who seem to show anger and the inability to look at reality for what it is ,,you are the one who keep arguing losing battles,,you are the one who most likley add a bit of make up to your past stories ,,

gh15 stories are  REALITY,, every day reality ,,i make in a week what you dont make in a whole 6 months,,i been there walked the walk and now talking the talk infact doing it same time,,i repetedly said here my reasons for staying anonymous but yet they found who i was and keep saying my name every single month multiples time,,

while you give those kids stories of balonie ,,gh15 gives them reality of being a bodybuilder,,i became their god and hero ,,you are just a spectator,,you are a witness to the times of gh15 ,,

it takes someone special to make something big,,it also takes the actual knowledge and ability to do it right while keeping everything else intact,,gh15 has sucessfully achieved that ,,

the speling mistakes,,the attidue changes,,the purposly funny posting,,the truth answers about bodybuilders and products,,the 1000s of posting of gh15 all demonstrate the ability to walk the walk not only talk the talk and do it all as an ifbb professional ,,i actually sucesfully pulled this and made it possible for A PRO  to tell those bodybuilders especially begginers everything there is to know about junk underground,,aboiut human grade,,about the real bodybuilders they consider or considered heros,,about the abuse of drugs ,,about the abuse of women,,about the industry as a whole about the scam supplements,,about fellas like getny that scam people for many many years and alwyas come out for his benefits,,about danta that does the same thing,,about all the liars who get boards inorder to suppoert their 3000 bucks a month living that you pay for by buying their shitty products that dont work,,and about 1000 other things,,


not to forget ,,gh15 also brought down moderators,,brought down and predicted the down fall of many professionals MANY,,and also not too long ago warned mishko to look very very carefully behind his back ,,he did not!,,with you im just feeling sorry for you because you truly have a health problem so you do not need to look back and atch yourself in that aspect ,,the only thing you need to do is try to go to surgery and lose those 300 lb of pure mfat you carry on your average size body,,i do with you a long life time  but i doubt it very much and i rarly wrong ,,rarely

not to forget! i am god of hormones for a reason ,,i burry the competition on a daily basis for many years,,IN THE REAL WORLD ,,where everything actually C O U N T S

arguing wont help you ,,you cant win this battle with postings,,gh15 is just too big now days,,the name is just too big,,

gh15 approved


Keith: I just love how you pretend to be some all-knowing steroid guru who can tell you 100% of someone is on just by looking at them.  The funny thing is, that if you are so smart and know so much why in the fuck are you not a champion BB.  And please don't feed us crap and say you are.  Cause you post on this board and other boards and spend to much time on here to be anything but someone who has not done well in the BB profession.  Yet, you come on here and tell everyone how you are the "god" of hormones.  I stick with my observation and still say you are the "god" of HOMOS.  Another funny thing is how you try and convince yourself you are so smart.  You are telling me, as guy who hides nothing and tells whatever you want that I took more than the test cyp I said.  Why in the fuck would I not just tell everything I took if I am going to admit taking anything.  Are you seriously that fucking ignorant.  Guys like you need to get slapped.  But, you make it very convenient to hide your name and body so you won't get slapped.  If you tell the truth all the time then why hide your name and face.  Let me answer that for you.  Cause you are full of shit.  Like I said too, you are worse than Goodrum and that is about as low as you can get.  Sorry for the reality check boy, but you lose

All Getbiggers approved


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:37:15 PM
Stuntmovie posted plenty of times when people had bad things to say about Keith.

 Re: Onlyme - Most bitter character on the board?
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2010, 11:18:23 AM » Quote 

I've know Keith for a good number of years now and have yet to ever hear anyone who knew him personally say anything but great things about him. In fact they all speak of him very highly and with lots of respect.

And those people include athletes, politicians, and a couple of LV hookers (among many others).

The only adverse thing I can say about Keith is that he hates what people do or say who claim to be other than what or who they actually are.

And it's not the 'person' he hates so much, but the actions and words that those persons use to gain the attention or prestiege without the knowledge or experience or facts to back it up.

And when and where-ever he runs into such as situation, he doesn't fail to offer a claim of "BULLSHIT".... and not just while sitting behind a computer.

In short, he hates the bullshit  - but not the bull-shitter.

And I can guarantee the bullshitters on this board that you'll understand exactly what I mean if you ever meet him personally.

He'll meet and greet ya like a long lost uncle and you'll depart with a smile on your face even if the bullshit continues.

Now here's another situation that caused some big problems for Keith......

Keith is an athlete at heart. First and foremost a deserving athlete who is always overly concerned about the welfare of other athletes.

He totally believes that athletes should be treated with respect and financially compensated for their efforts. And on numerous occasions he has gone to great extent to see that any athlete he is associated with is treated with great respect and paid or rewarded accordingly.

BUT .... on many occasions Keith has gone way overboard financially to ensure that all athletes were paid and treated well only to realize that the expected profit from ticket sales did not materialize, leaving him with an event bill in excess of $100,000 in one specific occasion that I am familiar with.

And that meant that those of us who helped Keith did not profit from the venture as well as we had anticipated.

So animosity develops and name calling starts and the world of bodybuilding gets in an uproar because someone did his best to do the best he possibly could for the athletes  .....  but no one else gave a damn, except those who planned to profit from Keith's sole efforts and start the animosity flowing.

James, you made a lot of polite comments in this post but believe me, Keith is not a bitter character. He just dislikes the diverse 'actions and comments' of  some of his fellow GetBiggers.

And in my opinion... that is completely understandable. And it would be understandable to you too, if you knew Keith personally.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:40:18 PM
What Goodrum had to say about Stunt's post supporting Keith.

Everything that you've stated is pretty much past tense.  However, he's soured his reputation by various acts such as getting investors in for a gym that never seen the light of day, not paying back a person 2500 dollars for some T-Shirt deal, and of the course his incessant whining and crying about me and Adonis because we're getting free rent in his head.

I don't want to argue with Keith but he simply brings it on himself.  If he had not talked trash about my family then I wouldn't have pwned him by letting people know about the 2500.00 debt he owes. 

If you care about him, Stuntmovie, then you would help him get back in shape and make him go to the gym instead of going to the Casino and spending what little money he has left on Craps and Blackjack.  He not only has an problem with weight but he also has a gambling problem as well. 

And just as he's addicted to cakes and pastries and gambling......he's addicted to Getbig.  Its time for Keith to have an intervention.

Keith: Jeez Goodrum are you at it again with pretending like you know something.  I have owned you so much I feel I am cheating the government.  You are a perennial loser.  That is a fact you can't even deny.  You know nothing about the gym deal.  you pretend you do and it makes you look stupid.  Everything you do makes you look stupid.  I play craps because I can.  It is pretty sure I play with more in one week that you make in a month.  You live in a shithole (evidence from photos you have personally submitted), you hygiene is below that of a normal person, you suck cock and take it up the ass.  Honestly do I need to say more.  You just got outed in another thread about bodybuilding where you pretend to know something and Chic set you straight.  Man you are an ignorant and pathetic excuse for a man.  Pure and simple.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:47:56 PM
Some of the guys on Getbig sure are funny. Someone hadn't read the board for a couple of weeks and asked what had happened in the meantime.

 Re: highlights from last 2 weeks?
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 06:49:55 PM » Quote 

Onlyme is still fat.

Vince Goodrum is still gay.

Sal is still ambiguously gay.

Disturbia is still crazy.

etc


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:50:59 PM
The story about the spider bite.

 Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2010, 09:31:18 AM » Quote 

Jeez, here is the short reason.  I moved to LA in Dec of 97' to train for the 2000 Olympics (discus).  I lived at a friends house in Lakewood.  I fell asleep in the living room and apparently according to 9 doctors I got bit by a brown recluse.  When my friend came home from work I was half passed out on the couch and floor.  I weighed 293 when I got bit.  I was going down to 275.  I was riding my bike in Hawaii 28 miles a day (7 miles to the gym twice a day 4 days a week)  plus I lived in Waialae Iki which has a very steep hill and I had to ride up that plus over Diamond Head.  On weekends I pulled a truck tire filled with cement (weighed about 120 lbs or so, plus drag).  I was benching 500 and cardio wise was in the best shape ever. 

When I got but I spent almost the entire month of March (98') in the hospital.  The doctors were seriously thinking about amputation and I said NO WAY!  The photo below is about 10 hours after I checked into the hospital.  About 2 days later a doctor climbed up on my bed with about 10 other doctors watching and preceded to cut the blister off and then use all of his weight to scrap the open sore.  When I first checked in I was given 3 diffewrent types of anibiotics.  I woke up with hives covering every part of my body except my hands, feet and head.  I had an allergic reaction to one of the antibiotics.  So now they had to figure out which one.  Anyway, I chewcked out about a month later or so.  I still had the open wound.  I had to daily change dressing and such.  I took my meds for only a week though.  I think that might have been where I fucked up.  Anyway, for the next t months I spent most of the time crawling on the floor cause the leg hurt so bad.  No lifting.

Then I started to get sick monthly.  Symptoms were the same every month and happened almost the same time during the month.  Maybe off a day or two.  I got a very high fever, my leg got very very red and my upper inside of my right leg would hurt.  The next day my skin would start to peel off my leg like a really bad sunburn.  I would spend alot of my day peeling my skin.  My leg was so red and hot I slept with it hanging off my bed.  The high fever made my body really sore.  I would be so  hot I would shiver.  I had a roman bathtub so I would put the hottest possible water in it and just lay there for hours.  Now when I walked I would kind of hobble.  So my back would go out from a previous injury (ruptured L4 & L5)  This went on for the next five years.  Everytime I would try and go to the gym it seemed like the next day I was so sick I couldn't get out of bed.  So I spent almost all day in either bed or my bathtub.  During this time I ate.  I ate normally.  Nothing different that when I was training.  Well the weight started to go on me and very fast.  I went from 293 to 399 in about 4 months. 

All this had nothing to do with the spider bite.  I never said that.  The idiots on here did.  I said because of what happened from the bite it prevented me from training or doing anything.  My last major issue with my leg was at Christmas 2007 when I spent two weeks in the hospital because my leg swelled up to 32" and it would not go down.  Since then I have not had any major issues with my leg.  BUT, because of what happened my immune system is fucked up.  I was known by everyone has being healthy and I never got sick.  I had been to the doctor twice before this bite since high school.  One was for my back and the other was 10 years later when I snapped my achilles tendon.

Since my bite I have had all kinds of shit happen.  I caught pnemonia this past March and was in the hospital.  I now get gout every now and then which is so fucking painful it is unreal.  And my back goes out sometimes.  I was back in the gym regulary up until March.  Then rigfht after that I got gout really bad in both ankles.  That was unreal painful. 

So, in short (kinda) I went from being very fit and strong to not being able to do anything.  My mind is getting better and I am getting better with the eating and I am walking alot more than I used too.  I am taking it slowly so I don't get sick or anything happens.  I feel great now so everything is looking good. 

I am not someone who pretends to be something I am not.  Goodrum is a pretender.  So is this trustnoone and guys like McAnusLicker.  I am fat and I admit it.  But one thing did not get affected and that is my brain and memory.  I what I lack in physical appearence for now I still know some things and I don't need to pretend.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:54:40 PM
More about that nasty spider bite.

Quote from: War-Horse on September 12, 2010, 09:34:13 AM
LOL. chaos is relentless.

BTW if you cant use your leg and infection sets in then your immobile.  Being immobile can cause weight gain.   Keith has not used it as an excuse just a circumstance that he was in.   He knows why hes fat.....and he knows how to lose it.....he just has to want to.


Keith: Exactly.  Does anyone actually think I wanted this or planned this.  I spent 20 years being fairly good shape and made money from my body and strength.  In fact the doctors even told me that if I wasn't in the shape I was in I could have easily died.  They even said the reaction I got from the bite was very severe and something not normal.  Is spent most of my life training and using my body to make money and get positive attention.  Then this happened and I literally could not walk.  I am not making excuses cause now that I look back I guess I could have easily just dieted and not eat normally.  well that is something that I didn't do and never thought about.  I know it would have made things a whole lot easier on me now.  But, you know I have to go forward.  I have alot of things going on in my life right now that are all very positive.  So getting back into shape so I can enjoy them is something I really wantg to do an will do.  I just have to do it slowly so nothing happens.  But ultimately I will get back down below 300.  I know I will.  


Quote from: Methyl Mike on September 12, 2010, 09:58:06 AM
That is fucking UNREAL. I used to fear black widows but they ain't shit compared to THAT. Fuck!


Keith: I lay out in my backyard now.  I believe tan fat looks better than white fat.  Well we killed two black widows on Friday out there.  So I am fucking freaking a little.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 06:59:22 PM
Hazbin supports Keith.

Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2010, 10:27:34 PM » Quote 

Quote from: hazbin on September 12, 2010, 09:53:06 PM
i would trade my life for the life Keith has lived. he may be in poor health now, but what he has achieved and  experienced would be enough to say it was a good life.  easy to let mom and dad foot the bills and  have an ok physique for a few years, but Keith had world class strength, and can call some of the most famous people in the world true friends.  if every getbigger in the world sat in a room, noworries is the only one Arnold and Stallone would greet by name. he may be obese now, but he admits it and keeps a positive attidude about the future.


Thanks man.  I have fun with these morons.  It amazes me how stupid they are.  The worst thing is they are this way at the peak age of their lives.  They have nothing going for them and their future is going to suck.  To bad.


Quote from: Devon97 on September 12, 2010, 06:40:30 PM
Keith,

Stop arguing w/ these fools and asnwer my question!


I ate food.  Nothing special.  The thing I probably ate alot of was milk and cereal.  I eat chicken and beef while here.  In Hawaii I never ordered beef.  I ate only fish and chicken.  Ocasionally teri beef but not often.  My worst indulgence is pastries.  I love donuts.  Trying to be better now. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:02:59 PM
Pellius always respected Keith.

 Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #83 on: September 13, 2010, 07:05:15 PM » Quote  

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Quote from: noworries on September 13, 2010, 03:38:56 PM
Thanks bro.  I wish you had come up to me back then.  I'm sure we would have been friends.  I was always nice to everyone until they didn't listen.  I was proud of some of the shit I took back then.  I had very thick skin.  It was when someone didn't do what I told that set me off.  Especially drunks.  I hate drunks.  And there are always those at closing time who want to impress their friends and girlfriend.  We had the best bouncers on all of LA at Tequilla Willies.  Everyone knew about us.  We were like a tourist attraction for out of towners.  We would alwasy have people come up to us from other countries, states or cities telling us how their friends saw us and they had to say hi to us.  Every club let us in with no wait whenever we went out.  We would always get asked to help if there was ever a problem.  My friends loved hangin out with me on nights we would go clubbing.  The doorman would ask how many I had and we would all get in.  Even in Hawaii I never waited in line.  No matter what people say "size does matter".  That old saying "the bigger they are the harder they fall".  My comeback was "the bigger they are, the harder it is to make fall".  it kind of sucks I look the way I do now, I admit it.  But for now that how it is.  I defnitely do not plan on staying this way.  I am already many times better than I was 5 years ago.  My weight is down some but the important part is that I do not get sick like I used to and my leg is fine.  

We will get together when I get back to Hawaii.  I should be back sometime early next year for a few months.  My daughter is buying a house in Kona.  It is a big one.  Almost 3000 sq. ft. so I might stay with her over there.  But, I will be on Oahu for at least a few weeks.  By the way, my ex is buying a really nice house on the north shore.  it has a guest house and a pool.  She is looking for a full time tenant who can also do some yard work.  Big property.  She is going to use the main house on weekends for herself.  She has a really nice house in Portlock.  If you know anyone who is very trustworthy tell me.  I will get more info for you if you want.  


Sure. PM me the details about the tenant situation. BTW, what the hell does she do. Average housing prices in Oahu is $700,000 -- way more in an area like Portlock and large properties on the North Shore. My  payments are killing me here.

Yep, you guys at Tequila Willies did have a rep and you were top Alpha there. Good times then. I really miss the 1980s. Living in Cali in that area: Redondo, Hermosa, Manhattan Beach was perfect. I hate the way things are going nowadays. Who would have thought in our day that they'd have air conditioners in the gyms. LOL. The heat kept the pussies away.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:06:47 PM
More reasons why Keith didn't like Goodrum.

 Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #159 on: September 14, 2010, 11:09:05 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 14, 2010, 06:32:22 PM


I've had enough of this shit.  I hate to do this but this is what Onlyme posted 3 years ago

In 1998 I moved back to Los Angeles to train for the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, Australia.  I was on my way to possibly break the world record in the Discus.  With more than 2 years to train I was throwing the Discus 196 feet.  Less than 50 feet from the current world record.  I felt I could have done very well in Sydney and even had a great chance to break the record and bring it back to the United States.  On March 1, 1998 everything changed.

I woke up and my lower leg was killing me.  I went to the hospital with 103 fever and barely able to walk.  I was bit by what the doctors told me was a brown recluse spider.  To make a very long story short, I spent the next 28 days in the hospital and the following 6 months barely able to walk and actually crawling on my hands and knees and spending hours in the bath tub cause I couldn’t get out.  I also moved to Vegas.

I opted to keep my leg against the doctors recommendation of amputation.  There are times I regret that decision, but overall I am happy I did.  I have had many complications and other medical things happen to me as a result of this bite.  The most damaging and discouraging is the weight gain due to the inactivity and depression that had set-in because I just couldn’t workout or do things I am accustomed to doing.  I went from riding my bike 28 miles a day 3 to 4 days a week and pulling a 120 lb. truck tire around Diamond Head Crater, still benching 500, to being stuck in the bathtub for hours because of the pain I had in my leg and lower back.

I would literally at times be crawling through my condo in Las Vegas on my hands and knees and collapse in the middle of the floor for an hour or more.  This intense pain lasted for the next 4 years.  Monthly reactions to my lower leg resulted in 103 degree fever, severe reddening of the lower leg, peeling of the skin, tremendous swelling (calf would measure 31"+), fluid leakage from the lower leg and extreme pain.   

As recent as Christmas of 2006 I spent two weeks in the hospital because my leg swelled to over 31", my leg is still bothering me.

My strength has diminished greatly too (from bench pressing just shy of 600 lbs. to barely doing 225 lbs.)  This was the most embarrassing and humiliating part of the past several years besides the weight gain.  I loved going to the gym everyday and riding my bike and rollerblading.  That is what I missed more than anything.  And it's unbelievable the depression that sets in.  There are so many stories yet so little space.

Well, now I am feeling 100 times better and am back in the gym.  My strength is what is coming back very fast.  I have set a goal for myself and look forward to reaching it soon.  When I do, look for me on Oprah.  I will post progress pics as I go along."



I hate to tell you this Keith but you've changed details of your story quite a bit.  Dates are not correct, events of your training are not correct...etc


Either way, its been 12 or 13 or basically just enough time for you to get back in shape.  The only excuse isn't that you CAN'T but rather you simply WON'T. 

If you were so much of an athlete in your heyday which I will even grudgely admit you were, then you would stop pussyfooting around and start doing something about it instead of lashing out at everyone that's telling you this


Keith: Wow did you just find that.  You are so smart monkey boy.  It must really kill you to know no one likes you, you are loser and I did more in the first 30 years of my life than you will ever do in your entire life.  You do know I have had over 10,000 views on website and I don't really tell many people about it.  Don't you wish you could say that.  ahahah  I love it when you are thinking about me when Vissy is ramming your ass.  Does he get mad when you yell out my name instead of his.  ahahaha Goodrum you lose again.  ahahahaha  You are such an easy target.  It is almost unfair.

By the way Goodrum.  tell me where dates are wrong or anything I have changed.  Please help me.  I need your extreme knowledge.  I love it how you think you know things when I have exposed you everytime to be wrong or lying.  And how come you wont tell people why you got kicked out of the ROTC.  Why aren't you allowed to go to the small ass wrestling matches anymore.  Why can't you post a photo of you in the ring wrestling.  Why do you always have an excuse why you place last place in EVERY show you enter.  Why can't be a personal trainer at one of the local gyms.  Come on Goodrum tell us WHY.  You see boy you are fighting a fight you can't even come close to winning.  When I say something I have done I have photos or proof.  you can't show anything.  you are a boy to me.  You are my slave.  You do exactly what I want you to do.  You are to stupid for me.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:10:22 PM
Goodrum gave almost as good as he got from Keith.  


 Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #169 on: September 15, 2010, 01:51:08 PM » Quote 

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Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 15, 2010, 06:21:52 AM


Lets see here....didn't get kicked out of ROTC, otherwise I would not have entered into service as a PFC.  Made the rank of Major at that......   LIAR.  yOU PUT ON ANOTHER BOARD YOU WERE DISCHARGED AND IT WAS FOR IMMORAL SOMETHING OR OTHER

I only have 2 videos of me wrestling, no photos.  One day I'll convert them over to a movie file....   YOU HAD VIDEOS OF YOU FOR 10 YEARS YET NO PHOTOS.  YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.  TAKE A SCREEN SHOT THEN

I make way more money as an indie personal trainer than when I was working at a gym plus I can work on my own schedule.....   EXCUSES.  YOU NOT ALLOWED TO TRAIN PEOPLE AT THE GYM.


Truth is Keith, I can run daily, hike, swim, walk without gasping for air, and see my own dick.  You are the one that's a slave to your surrounding lard that you build up for over a decade and it will stay that way under you do something about it. 




AGAIN GOODRUM YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT CAUGHT.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:13:18 PM
Keith did a lot of photoshops of people just for fun. Sometimes he got his own medicine!


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
More about the side effects of that spider bite. Sorry if this is a repost.

 Re: Welcome back Big Keith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2006, 10:56:35 PM » Quote 

Thought I would post what I put on the other thread.

wow!  Thanks everyone for your thoughts.  This was a doozy.  It was probably the worse episode in 8 years just because of how long it lasted.  I trained on Monday the 11th and felt great.  Told myself on Tuesday I am just doing cardio.  That night I got a really high fever (102) and was shivering the whole night.  Didn't sleep a wink.  In the morning I felt better (not shivering) but still had a fever and was very sore.  My leg was already very red and was so hot I had to lay in bed with it hanging off the side.  It wasn't that different than most other episodes except it was the first this bad in about a year.

It usually goes away in about 4 or 5 days.  But when after a week it was worse (redder, bigger) I decided to go to the emergency (12-18).  I had my daughter take me.  I was there for about 4 hours.  They dopplered my leg, and did a couple x-rays and gave me Erythromycin(?) an antibiotic through an IV then sent me home.  Well the next morning I woke up and was covered head to toe with hives and was red everywhere.  I couldn't get ahold of my daughter, so I decided to drive myself back to the hospital.  I live in Kona and the hospital I went to was in Waimea which is about an hour drive.  The drive was hell and it hurt so bad that I was going to crash my car (easy) just so an ambulance could take me the rest of the way.  It was shitty.

Finally I got there and some of the people who were there when I was there the day before was still there.  SO they got me in immediately after showing them what happened.  I spent about 5 hours in ER until they finally checked me into the hospital.  There was a guy who came into the ER who wassurfing and got faceplanted onto the lava rock.  This guy you couldn't even see his face.  It was covered in blood and his whole front was just ripped open.  It was definitely the most blood I ever saw.

So then I got checked in and everything.  They put me on antibiotics for 9 hours a day.  I always have veins in my hands even at this weight but because of the hives and the bloating from the reaction they couldn't find any to put in the IV and take blood.  They poked my 9 times before giving up.  So they ended up cutting the inside of my upper arm and then putting a catheter(?) inside the hole up into my heart to give me my drugs and take blood.  Two little ports were hanging from my arm so they could do this easy.

The put me on a low calorie and low fluid diet.  I was restrcited to just 1200 cc of fluid per day and 1200 calories.  In addition, I went on Lasix through the IV.  I pissed so much everyday.  The only good part about all that was I lost 42 pounds in 11 days.  YES 42 pounds.  Mostly water but still it is gone.

So, it took about 7 days for the hives and redness to go away.  It really made it the worst.  My leg peeled away allot of skin.  Just like a really bad sunburn would do.   So I was scheduled to get released on Thursday, but that morning I got "gout" in my right ankle.  It hurt so bad I could not sleep at all or move my leg.  Because of the rapid water loss and other crap the doctor said that gout was something that could develop.  So it did.  If you know anyone who has had it then ask them how much it hurts.  Unreal!

SO now I had to go on gout medicine and spend an extra 3 days in the hospital.  I wanted to go home today.  I still have the gout a little but it should be gone by monday.  Myleg is still huge but no infection which is the most important.  My leg should be back to normal in about a week.

The biggest thing that happend to me is to find out exactly how shitty it is to be overwieght and out of shape.  I spent 40 years being in excellent to very good shape.  These last 5 or 6 years has been a fucking nightmare.  I am fucking committed to getting back into shape now.  It took this hospital stay to open my eyes.  I can't see myself being so immobile for the rest of my life.  I have never had medical problems like this until the bite and gaining the weight. 

I have pics of the leg in the hospital.  They are on my phone butI can't see from the website how to get them.  I have the new EnV phone with Verizon.  If you know how to get pics of this phone and service tell me and I will post them.  I saw the measurements Stunt put up.  Way off.

Bad Leg: calf 32" thigh 45"  Good Leg: calf 20.5"  thigh 31"

I want to thank everyone again for the nice stuff said.  Getbig is a fun place for me to come and I missed it.  I know allot of you kind of look up to me because of my past, but in reality I ain't shit no more.  I still have some strength but I am definitely not something to look at anymore.  But, I will tell you that 2007 is the year I make my comeback and I will get back to be something to look at.  I feel and look like shit now but it is only temporary.  It took this hospital trip to get it through my head but it really did do something.  I liked it when I looked good and was healthy. Thanks again everyone.  Even you Vince and Sean.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:27:26 PM
We all felt sorry for what happened to Keith after he showed us photos and explained the complications, etc.

 Re: Welcome back Big Keith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2006, 12:38:06 AM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince Basile on December 30, 2006, 11:44:52 PM
Well, Keith, bad luck about all that illness. What exactly did they say caused that swelling, etc.? Was it cellulitis? I had a friend who had a swollen leg that was hot, etc. Lasted quite a while and not much they could do but give antibiotics. I doubt this was related to the spider bite. Obese people do have serious health problems and many can be aggravated by poor circulation. If you are lifting weights you should be okay. However, carrying around extra pounds does put pressure on our systems and you have found that out now. Hope you have a better year next year. I will give you a call in a few days to have a chat with you. Look at my photos at the beach.  Might cheer you up a bit!


Well actually it is all from the spider bite.  I got an infection after the bite from the cellulitis.  That is why it is in just the leg I got bit.  I am hoping that the 11 days of antibiotics through IV got rid of everything.  I am on oral antibiotics for the next month or so.  They really tested me allot.  I am not diabetic, I have great lungs, and my heaert seemed to be fine.  One thing the weight has done it that it has affected the amount of oxygen I can inhale.  I use this little machine and I am no where near where I should be with how much oxygen I can take in.  That is a reason why I get so tired so easy.  Definitely being overweight sucks and affects your health.  I knew it but didn't think it affected me that much.  This hospital stay surely woke me up.

And those pics are nice Vince.  But remember I live in Hawaii and my backyard looks like that.  But I do love Australia.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:29:30 PM
Men don't like going to the doctor when sick or hurt. Perhaps Keith might not have suffered so much had he presented right away.

 Re: Welcome back Big Keith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2006, 06:22:17 AM » Quote 

Quote from: badlad on December 31, 2006, 01:38:01 AM
Hi Keith,
just thought i'd chime in.
I had a spider bite on my ankle about 6 years ago - happened in Australia. It was a little inflamed and swollen.
Being a typical male (I found the bite in the morning) I went off to work my late evening/night shift (I was a bouncer at the time)) and about half way thru my shift my entire leg was aching really bad. I managed to finish my 12 hr shift on my feet went home and slept. Got up the next day (middayish) and got ready again for work. I made it to work but went via a drugstore on the way in for some advise (they said get to a hospital) - I declined (stoopidly). About two hours into that shift i could barely stand 9my entire leg now was stiff as a board) and my groin was massively swollen. I was starting to get into some serious pain. Felt like someone was whacking my ankle every minute with a sledgehammer.
My flatmates came and pickedm e up and after alot of convincing (i hate doctors) made me go to emergency.
Long story short - they put me onto some kind of IV straight away, gave me a heap of tablets and I spent the next two weeks in bad in agony. My lymph glands in my groin and underarms and neck were the size of golf balls and there was a definate blue line that ran up my leg to my groin.
Doctors said that basically my lymph glands could no longer handle the poison and that I may have been just a few hours away from death as the poison and its effects would then travel to much more impotant organs.
Well - it took about two weeks to get over it - along with plenty of hydrogen peroxide to eat out the infection site. I lost a good deal of lfesh (pretty deep too) at the bite site.
So i got better - then about two weeks after everything had cleared up I was at work at my foot started aching - and i recogniswed the pain immediately - like a sledgehammer blow every minute or so on my foot (not the ankle this time).
I worked my shift, went home and took my boots off.
When I took my sock off I got the shock of my life. The ends of all 5 toes were green and hugely swollen. A few days later all my toenails lifted off, and with the help of a rzorblade I opened up the skin on each toe and drained what appeared at the time to be an endless supply of puss from the wounds.
Two weeks later - I was ok. My toesnails all grew back and to this day I haven't had a relapse but almost every year the bite mark will mildy flare up and get inflammed and itchy and occassionaly the skin will break but that is all it has done - thankfully.
Moral of the story - if you get bit by a spider (particularly one in Aussie) get it checked out. nasty little fookers...
Good luck.


Yep, I actually felt it in the morning too.  Asked my friend if he had hit me with a bat.  He laughed and went ot work.  When he got home at around 4pm I was passed out half on the couch and half on the floor.  Went to the emergency they gave me an antibiotic sent me home and it was worse the next day. Went back and got checked into the hospital.  I kill every spider I ever see now.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
I hate to think how big Keith got. He showed up at the Olympia a few years ago but hasn't had a photo taken since that we know of. He sure hated being fat.
He kept promising he would change but it never happened. It just shows how difficult it is to deal with two issues at once. Bad health and obesity.  


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:41:13 PM
Keith spent Christmas 2006 in hospital for complications re his bad leg. We have no idea how much he suffered over the years because of various infections, etc.

 Only Me Committed
« on: December 25, 2006, 03:41:00 PM » Quote from stuntmovie. 

Good friend of one and all, Only Me, has been in the hospital for the past few days.

He leg swold/swelled up to gigantic size so he went to the emergency clinic to get a "professional" opinion and was admitted to the hospital immediately.

He felt great but that leg just got too darn huge and he decided that once more it was time to get some medical attention.

He asked me to say Merry Christmas to all his GetBig good friends and better enemies and let ya all know that he'll be back as soon as he is released.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:45:49 PM
Someone asked a medical question about his bad leg. When Keith would walk and exercise a lot his bad leg would swell up!

 Re: Video Interview with OnlyMe!
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2007, 08:00:56 AM » Quote  

Quote from: bodybuildermdpitt on October 26, 2007, 10:59:23 PM
All jokes aside, Onlyme, did you gain the most of your weight secondary to systemic corticoidsteroids (probably prednisone) or through the amount of inactivity caused by your injury? What was your weight before the spider bite, and what was your weight after the bite, status post corticoid steroid use? Either way, i wish you the best.

cheers,

bdybuildermdpitt


Keith: Not sure what any of this says, but I was not prescribed any type of steroid or prednisone.  I took Keflex for a little while.  The weight gain was from not being able to do shit but lay in bed and crawl around the house mostly to go eat.  I weighed 298 the day before i got bit which was March 1 1998.  I am not sure what I weighed afterwards.  In 2001 when I moved back to Hawaii I weighed almost 400.  All I know is right now I am steadily losing weight.  I have gone to the gym almost everyday to do something since after the Olympia.  I am going hiking today.  I am already stronger.  My wind is a lot better and my back hasn't hurt so I haven't had a Vicodin in about 10 days.  ANd my eating habits are 1000 times better.  

I used to weigh myself at Hawaiian Air Cargo when I went to pickup up my payroll which was flown in from Maui.  The most I ever weighed myself at was around 535.  I think I weigh around 450 to 465 or so now.  I feel a lot better I know that.  It is coming off steadily and the thing is I enjoy going to the gym again.  Met Steve Carr the other day.  Great guy.  I have a goal for the Arnold of around 400 or less and I think I can do that.  I think once I get below 400 I am going to feel really good.  And my strength is coming back very good.  The first week I felt weaker than a girl.  So I think I will be good.

Quote from: marcus on October 28, 2007, 03:31:39 AM
Keith what kind of spider was it that bit you and how long did the swelling last?


Brown recluse and it is still going on.  I spent 2 weeks in the hospital last year at Christmas.  My legt today is in fact swollen cause I have been up so much lately training and running around I haven't been able to elevate it.  It is about 30" today.  WHen it gets big like this I can only bend it about 3" cause me calf hits my hamstring.  But at least it doesn't hurt.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:53:11 PM
The boys were worried about onlyme when an earthquake struck Hawaii. He attached the photo with his post. 

 Re: Onlyme are you ok? (earthquake)
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2006, 12:30:43 AM » Quote 

Ah you guys care about me.   Anyway, man what a ride.  Right in the middle of that puppy.  The thing is here it was crystal clear out the whole day and hot as hell.  Oahu was raining and ugly.  We got our power up in a couple of hours.  Oahu is still not fully up.  The thing here was it did something to the cable comapny so we had no internet for awhile.  Nothing big happened here excpet the hospital got some damage.  It is really old.  The roads on the other  side (Hamakua) got fucked up.  Allot fo rock slides.  Waves were messy but the water was really nice and blue.  My fridge ended up in the middle of my kitchen.  All the stuff in the cupboards fells down.  Pics on wals screwed up a little.  But nothing serious.  The thing most everyone here was worried about was the tsunami.  I live right on the water and would be swimming if one came.  It would be a madhouse if that happened.  No one got hurt I think.  No high rises are here.  The tallest buildings are the hotels.  What was funny was the people who live below me (I have a condo) thought I was dancing at first.  They came out laughing their brains out.  Anyway, it was a wild ride.  I'm waiting for the volcano to blow.  then we coudl be in trouble.

Just little ones nothign special.  I make a bigger rumble when I take a dump. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 07:59:40 PM
Keith was clever with his gimmicks. (No, I have never used gimmick accounts.) Sometimes I posted re Goodrum and waited for Keith to post but his gimmicks did the work for him. He used 'noworries' to defend himself before he used that handle when onlyme was in Timeout.


 Re: Not to insult, but if you were a betting man, you'd place onlyme at?
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2007, 06:17:12 PM » Quote 

Quote from: noworries on October 16, 2007, 05:42:25 PM
I decided I didn't want to get in this debate again.  Keith is a friend and I have known him a very long time.  I have defended him and got into it with many guys on here.  I have finally figured it is useless to try to convince people who have no idea what they are talking about when they say shit about Keith.  You guys make it sound like he doesn't care and he hasn't tried to get back to where he was.  And I have seen as has many others and seen what he goes through.  From reading a lot of the shit on here I promise most of you would no way last through what Keith has gone through.  This shit happened to him almost 10 years ago and he just spent 2 weeks in the hospital last Christmas from his leg swelling so big.  SO until you guys get your shit together then it is useless for me or him or anyone to stop the shit you post.  Ron is pretty much spinless because he allows this shit.  But hey it makes Getbig popular.  So carry on kids.


"Just" and last christmas don't go together.  Stop making excuses for him with exaggerations of his plight.  I'm sure the difficulties he experiences are indeed extremely difficult.  Are they insurmountable?  No.  There are people in wheelchairs that are in amazing shape.

As for the insults, Keith dishes them out here too.  He's exploited this place for how it is just like everybody else.  Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Of course, being his friend doesn't allow you to have an objective point of view and everything he does is justified - the rest of the board are being cruel and nothing he's said or done warrants any retribution
 


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: YoungBlood on January 19, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
Mrsa = bad stuff you may never overcome.

As of 3:30am this morning, my grandfather did not overcome it. :(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Princess L on January 19, 2011, 08:43:11 PM
As of 3:30am this morning, my grandfather did not overcome it. :(

So sorry to hear that Young  :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: chaos on January 19, 2011, 08:46:59 PM
As of 3:30am this morning, my grandfather did not overcome it. :(

PIP

My condolences.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: stuntmovie on January 19, 2011, 08:53:43 PM
THANKS,  VINCE B.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 19, 2011, 09:23:50 PM
Keith was clever with his gimmicks. (No, I have never used gimmick accounts.) Sometimes I posted re Goodrum and waited for Keith to post but his gimmicks did the work for him. He used 'noworries' to defend himself before he used that handle when onlyme was in Timeout.


 Re: Not to insult, but if you were a betting man, you'd place onlyme at?
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2007, 06:17:12 PM » Quote 

Quote from: noworries on October 16, 2007, 05:42:25 PM
I decided I didn't want to get in this debate again.  Keith is a friend and I have known him a very long time.  I have defended him and got into it with many guys on here.  I have finally figured it is useless to try to convince people who have no idea what they are talking about when they say shit about Keith.  You guys make it sound like he doesn't care and he hasn't tried to get back to where he was.  And I have seen as has many others and seen what he goes through.  From reading a lot of the shit on here I promise most of you would no way last through what Keith has gone through.  This shit happened to him almost 10 years ago and he just spent 2 weeks in the hospital last Christmas from his leg swelling so big.  SO until you guys get your shit together then it is useless for me or him or anyone to stop the shit you post.  Ron is pretty much spinless because he allows this shit.  But hey it makes Getbig popular.  So carry on kids.


"Just" and last christmas don't go together.  Stop making excuses for him with exaggerations of his plight.  I'm sure the difficulties he experiences are indeed extremely difficult.  Are they insurmountable?  No.  There are people in wheelchairs that are in amazing shape.

As for the insults, Keith dishes them out here too.  He's exploited this place for how it is just like everybody else.  Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Of course, being his friend doesn't allow you to have an objective point of view and everything he does is justified - the rest of the board are being cruel and nothing he's said or done warrants any retribution

 

Was this also Keith (as unrevealed noworries) in bold??


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 09:34:02 PM
No, that was somebody else bagging what noworries had written. I guess someone saw that noworries was a gimmick of onlyme.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 19, 2011, 09:36:53 PM
My sympathy is with you, YB.  I'm sorry for the loss of your granddad, bro.

But if it were MRSA that affected Keith, wouldn't he have known about the existing wound on the site?


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 09:43:32 PM
No matter how many times a story is told on the net some people miss it.  

  Re: A question for Onlyme Keith
« Reply #58 on: October 22, 2008, 09:23:00 PM » Quote 

Quote from: GetItOnNY on October 22, 2008, 04:58:07 PM
I met Keith Jones, back in 1996, at a health food store.The name of the store was The Wild Cheetah Nutrtion Center, the owner, who was a friend of Keiths was Richard Bounce.The owner was a really cool guy who knew all the cops, and guys on SWAT, and gave them great discounts.All the Firemen, Cops, SWAT, and Military went to this store.
Anyways, when I met Keith he was probably right around 280-290lbs, at probably 13-15% bodyfat.He was a pretty big guy, his arms were close to 20-  21" and his chest I would gues right around 55"-57" .Beleive it or not the guy had a pretty impressive build, for an profesional arm wrestler.He wasnt fat, just a lil bulky, but had a "V" tape.He even showed Richard Bounce pictures of him with numerious well known stars, and his SAG ,card, Screen Actors Guild Card.So Keith did acting, and working with well known actors.Real actors, not B-listers, but "REAL" holly wood stars.He also owned part of a sports nutrition company based out of Hawaii.So he was doing really well for himself.

My question to Keith is how did you go from being a muscular guy who was in very good shape and doing acting to a man who weighs over 400lbs? Do you suffer from depression? did something happen to you, that made you lose all hope? What made you give up on life.?I am not putting you down but Keith, you had so much going for you back then, and after seeing pics of you at last years Mr Olympia expo, I was quite shocked.Keith please tell us what happened.I know if these guys saw you back when you were in shape, they wouldnt talking all the shit they talk now trust me.


Keith: I have told this story a million times.  I have not once said the spider bite caused my weight gain.  Not once.  Anyone who saw the first five years after the bite knows what happened.  What it did do was prevent me from training.  This is because I had monthly bouts with the leg acting up.  A fever of 102, shivering, then sweating, my leg got so red I had to sleep with it off the side of the bed, swelling of my calf up to 32", peeling of the skin on my lower right leg.  This did get me very depressed and I did not change my diet.  So I was eating the same shit but not getting any exercise.  I sepnt about 10 days a months in bed unable to walk.  You can ask anyone who knew what was happening.  In fact at my show in Hawaii I had such a high fever and my leg was so big I collapsed one day at the entrance.  I blame myself because I should have been stronger and been able to at least diet enough where I didn't gain the weight.  But I didn't. 

I literally went from riding my bike 28 miles a day 4 to 5 days a week and training in the morning at 8am and then again at 4pm and pulling a weight tire around Diamond Head on weekends.  I was still benching 405 for 6 to 8 reps while dropping weight.  My goal was 275 to compete.  I was about 292 when I got bit.  Depression was absolutely what did me in though.  I got so out of shape and weak I didn't want to go to the gym.  Instead of benching 315 easy as hell I was barely doing 225 for 8 to 10.  What got the weakest was my legs.  My right calf atrophied and I developed lymphedema in my lower right leg.  I just hated going to the gym.  I basically stayed home and either stayed in bed or went out to my pool and hung out for 8 hours a day.

I got back training last summer pretty good.  I was getting strong again then I got hurt again.  The up and down was killing me.  I have my blood checked every 4 months or so.  My cholesterol has never been over 134 and last time was 118.  My blood glucose is 89.  All my numbers are right in the middle.  I gained 99% of my weight in my gut and ass.  I am down in weight and trying to get back into the gym.  The big mouths here and the kids like Asschaotic, Goatballs and some others have no idea what they have in store for them when they get older.  they are not even close to what my physical condition was and my strength was.  They are in their peak years and they play on the internet all day.  I spent maybe 8 hours a day at home back then.  All the other time I was at the gym or out doing something.  Some of the idiots on here seem to think when I post pics of me it is bragging or whatever.  It aint anything to me.  I saw these people all the time.  I was out doing something with my life while you ate the same age live at home, play on the computer and basically are doing nothing with your life.  I post my past pics cause I can.  What am I going to do post shit of me now.  Fuck I have admitted everytime I look like shit.  Why would I go around bragging about that.  I post my past cause I did not waste my youth or my prime years.  I did something with it.  Whether it was successful in some people eyes or not, I did alot of things that were my goals at the time and I got to experience things not one of my closet friends have been able to do.  And all along I had a ton of fun.  So when guys like Asschaotic and others make fun of me, it does nothing to me.  How can I take someone like them seriously when they have done nothing in their life and are wasting their prime years. 

When I feel comfortable about how I look and I have my strength back I will pst videos and pics of me no problem.  I will challenge any of the youngsters on here to any kind of lifting for strength they want (except for Wolf who by the way is awesome, he looks great now).  I still think at 50 I should be able to bench at least 405 for reps and possibly 500 and front press 315 for reps and possibly 405 for a few.  I know I will be able to incline 405 for a few reps.  And I mean with no spotter in the video and a pause at the bottom of every rep.  None of this shit some of you post doing 1/4 reps and have a spotter spot you.

So keep up the making fun of me.  All it does is support the fact that you are wasting your prime years making fun of a currently overweight old man.  And for the guys who PM me all the time and support me thanks.  It is usually the guys who have had some experience and understand what age can do.  You younger guys who say shit about older people and how they look, you have no idea what you are in for.  It is guaranteed you are going to look like shit if you can even make it that far.

And no this is not a meltdown.  It is me explaining how it is. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 09:46:17 PM
Keith explains some of his medical complications.

 Re: A question for Onlyme Keith
« Reply #68 on: October 22, 2008, 09:57:51 PM » Quote 

You know this site has gone to the dogs lately.  When I first started coming on here it was so much more fun.  A little fooling around here and there but mostly good stuff.  What happened to me (other than the bite) is 100% my fault because I hated going to doctors and I basically let myself go.  I spent 28 days in the hospital for this bite.  They gave me the wrong antibiotics and I got a severe case of hives.  I hate doctors.  I did not take care of my leg like I should of.  I think if I rested more like they told me too I would be better.  But I just couldn't.  So now I am paying for it.  For the guys who compete in any sport or truly trained like I did and then have it taken away literally in one day is the hardest thing I have ever had to go through.  I could not wait to wake up and train.  I loved it when I would get stopped and asked how much I bench or what football team I played for or can I feel your arm.  I got off on that stuff.  For the people in Hawaii who saw me pulling that tire around Diamond Head and through Kahala they saw how hard I worked.  I literally lost all that because of a little punk spider.  I don't want pity or people feel sorry for me cause I don't deserve that.  I look at guys like Jason Pegg and all the other people who have had shit way worse happen to them than me and I literally feel like a huge pussy. 

But, people all react differently to situations.  I have a huge pain threshold but there were times when I could not even get out of the bathtub or I had to literally pull myself across my floor to get to the bathroom.  I felt like "what the fuck"  Plus, I turned 40 when this happened and it really seemed like my metabolism slowed so much.  I wasn't burning calories like I was either.  I weighed 130 in high school as a freshman.  Even out of high school I weighed 210 and could not gain a pound no matter what I did.  It wasn't till I started lifting heavy at the original World Gym in Santa Monica in 1979 when I started gaining weight.  I got up to 247 in 1983 and benched 500 all drug free.  I didn't start taking roids till 1986 and only did them for 6 months and have not touched since.  And 10 years later I still inclined 505.  I get my strength back pretty quickly once I get going.  So hopefully I can do it again.  I have alot going on for me right now and I start traveling alot next year so I really need to get back into shape.  So I have alot driving me to do this now.



Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 09:49:02 PM
Keith talks about will power.

 Re: A question for Onlyme Keith
« Reply #77 on: October 22, 2008, 11:51:05 PM » Quote 

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 22, 2008, 11:15:43 PM

Keith, if it makes you feel better to think of your detractors as "kids", more power to you, but even you can do math...  you've been calling me a "kid" on here for what, 8 years now?  (and I wasn't a "kid" back then either).       I'm not as old as you, but I'm close enough to understand slowing metabolism and the fact it is no excuse for lack of willpower.


Keith: Believe me I understood willpower more than you know.  I had it before.  I could pass by eating crappy food pretty easy cause I had a goal I was shooting for.  I am the first to admit my lack of willpower is exactly why I am in the position I put myself in.  I have no explanation why but I just lost lost it.  I think I felt I was so far gone that I didn't give a shit about anything.  I really didn't care what I looked like anymore.  But, that has changed more than ever now since I have more things going my way finally.  I tried before and was hitting alot of walls.  Alot of those walls are coming down and things are coming into place even though it has taken almost 2 years. 

Haz and grant thank you guys.  I know you guys at least understand competing and serious training and what it takes.  Both of you have had success and obvious got a great deal and success out of lifting.  I have talked to Grant on the phone and he sounds like a very nice guy and obviously very successful.  Hazbin I met at the Olympia last year and he is absolutely a phenom in person.  Very impressive and as nice as they come.  I know I sound like shit on here sometimes when I rag on some guys but those are the guys who just don't respect anyone, not just me.  And there are a very few guys who I really get on.  I have never put down a guys body who obviously looks like he has lifted.  Even Sevatase as much as everyone rags on him at least has the balls to post videos and quite a bit of proof on what he talks about.  Being humble can take you a long way and some guys on here are just to young to realize that when they pop off on a board that has people who have experience and know what they are talking about regardless of what they look like makes them look stupid.  Some of you guys say I talk shit or lie.  I post a pic or an article or usually have some proof of what I say.  If I don't then I try to go into such detail that it would be easy to disprove if you possible.  I don't videos or pics of me lifting when I was in shape.  Back then we didn't have the advantage of having the internet or camera phones.  We just lifted.  No shit talking on the internet not bullshit, just lift the weights.  The kids nowadays can't understand that.  They train in clubs where the strongest guy benches 315 barely.  No grunting or chalk allowed.  Very few of those kinds of gyms are around.  Its to bad cause it was those kinds of gyms I went to.  Places you really trained and got results and if you wanted to prove something you just do it, not talk about it.  The kids on here all they do is talk.  Sorry but I didn't grow up that way.  The guys who can relate to me are the guys like Chic, Hazbin, Grant, and many others out there from the 70's and 80's and early to mid 90's,  The kids on here could no way keep up with us back then.  No way.  And even though I am almost 50 inside I feel just like I did when I was 22.  I know my strength will come back and it will be great to finally meet in person the guys on here who talk shit about what they lift and how they train.  You will see exactly what it is like to be humbled.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 09:51:51 PM
Keith explains why he told his story here on Getbig.

 Re: A question for Onlyme Keith
« Reply #82 on: October 23, 2008, 12:35:11 AM » Quote 

I figure this thread is the best place to just spill my guts (sorry for the pun) and tell it like it is.  In regards to my posting old pics of my past there is a reason.  Not just because that is all I have.  I don't but just a few pictures of me over the past 8 years because I really haven't done shit in the past 8 years so I don't have any pics.  My heyday or prime of my life was in the 80's and 90's.  I don't have shit to talk about in any other era.  The pics I have of me are when I was the age of the same guys on here that make fun of me because I look like shit now.  So in reality we should compare what I did and what they have done at the same age.  Not when I am at an age they are lucky if they even get to.  With age comes alot of shit.  When i was young I always saw guys older than me and all I did was say to myself "I wish I could be like him when I get older or man I bet that guys has had quite a life".  I never ever once made fun of someone older than me.  I always felt I would be lucky just to live to be that age.  As much crazy shit I have done in my life I was lucky I hit 30.  I see you guys (all younger guys) make fun of Arnold, Larry Scott, Bill Pearl, Jack Lalanne, and other past greats and it makes me laugh so hard.  You guys talk shit about Arnold because he looks the way he does now and he doesn't look like he did back 30 years.  Honestly it is those guys that are just the most ignorant people there are.  You have no idea about life.  Anyone who posts anything about someone the way they look now to what they looked like 20 or 30 years ago and make fun of them are just stupid.  You deserve all the shit you get on here.

Another reason why I post pics and talk about things from the 80's and 90's is because I miss those days.  I miss the days of not waiting to get to the gym and lift during prime time and show-off to everyone.  I liked the times when I would go out and not a day go by when someone asks to touch my arm how much do I bench or what team do I play for.  I like it when people always told me how muscular I was, not how fat I am like now.  I miss the days whenever I went out everyone looked at me because they knew I was the strongest in the place and no one fucked with me.  Nowadays I know people look at me and say things alot different.  That is why I post shit from back then.  It is all I got now.  Some of you like my stories and the people I have met.  I promise you Chic and some of the others on here have met just as many if not more people than I have.  the only reason they don't talk about it is because they are still having the fun and still meeting people like that and are still in the spotlight.  Maybe when they aren't in it anymore they will talk about their past more cause remembering the past is sometimes all you got at the moment.

I gotta tell you guys that I have been talking to a Management company who wants to sign me once I lose the weight and get the things going I have going.  The past several posts are things I will be talking about when this management company starts booking me and they several enagements in the works.  I feel personally that I have nothing to talk about until the weight is off and the business I got brewing is complete.  Then I think I have something to talk about.  I used to do this before and I loved it.  Great money and alot of fun.  This is one of the other reasons why I am more driven now than before to get in shape and lose the weight.

This board (Getbig) has been a great outlet for me.  I talk about shit and say shit I would never say in real life.  The people who REALLY know me know how I am.  I can talk to kids and I can talk to billionaires.  I have done both and I have done it successfully.  My physical appearance was an asset before and now it is a little bit of a liability.  Just yesterday I had lunch at one of his restuarants here in Vegas with a person I am doing business with that talked about losing $80 to $87 million in the stock market over the past 12 months like it was nothing.  Yesterday was the first time I met him.  He emailed me last night and again this morning and it looks like we are doing business and he said I had impressed him greatly. I do this almost weekly.  I go in there knowing I do not look the part, but the people listen to me and know i now what i am talking about.  So my physical appearance is put on the back burner.  I hate it because I liked when I was confident right at the start but now I am a little put off knowing I don't look that impressive anymore.  So this to is another reason and driving force to get me going.

I try to be cool on here and be nice but there are always a few on here who like to get me going so I have to go at them.  I don't usually do it but what the heck.  I am hoping once I get back into shape alot of the shit talking will stop here and we can start having great times again.  Big Mike Wolf has done it.  He looks unreal at the lighter weight.  he is defintiely an inspiration. 
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Keith vowed he was going to show all his detractors.

 Re: A question for Onlyme Keith
« Reply #120 on: October 23, 2008, 09:32:00 AM » Quote 


Quote from: GetItOnNY on October 23, 2008, 09:15:13 AM
Keith good luck to you with your weight loss.Like I said before I saw Keith in his prime, and the guyu was big and solid.He was like I said before probably 280-300 lbs, pretty solid.Muscle does have memory, so Keith your body will go back to the way it was once you start eating and traning again.
Keith what are you doing for a living now? Did you move back to Vegas last year? Why did you leave Hawaii?
Lastly what have you been doing all these years, since 1996 when I last saw you?
I am just wondering because in 1996 you were in good shape, still acting, and owned part of a sports nutrition company.What happened to the nutrition company you started?
I know you guys make fun of Keith, but beleive it or not, Keith was very succesful at one time
The guy had a SAG, card, Screen Actors Guild Card, and had quite a nice portfolio.He showed Richard Bounce and I his Portfolio, and he was in a few movies with well known actors.
Good luck Keith with you life, pull yourself back together man.You can do it.Dont let life just pass you buy anymore, get your passion and desire to live back.Keith wouldnt it be great if you lost all that weiht, and felt good about yourself again?
You could be an inspiration to other overweight people, and help them lose weight.Plus you could get a good marketing contract of off before and after pics.Imagine losing alll that weight, then getting back all the recognition you deserve.
You could make alot of money if you marketed you before and after pics, and told every one how you did it with other people.
This way you make alot of money while helping other overweight people, because you have been in there shoes.I know alot of athletic people talk about how they sympathize with overweight people, but they really cannot relate.You have been in there shoes,you know how they feel.
Just an idea, you might want to brain storm


Keith: In 96 I was still at 300 lbs.  Many people look at me and guess alot less that what I actually weigh.  I made good money when I worked as an actor mostly from commericals including non-union which in LA I could hide easier than when I moved to Hawaii.  One thing I learned though is no matter who you know and the people you meet it doesn't pay the bills.  And you are right about being able to relate to fat people.  I was once in shape and now not in shape.  I know once I get back into shape I will have a good story.  I have others banking on it too.  I miss Hawaii but my oldest daughter constantly is sending me pics and making sure she rubs it in how beautiful it is.  I am going back hopefully at Christmas and I do intend to keep her house in Kona even when I move her here to Vegas so we have a place there all the time.  I am working everyday now and it is getting easier and the distance is getting longer.  Thanks for the guy who say supportive stuff. 

Guys like Paul Hupp who has been fucking the system and not paying back his loans and lives at home with mommy feeding off her and having her support him even i his 40's is sad and pitiful but are very few and in between.  He is definitely the type of guy who just has loser in bedded in him and his bitterness he needs to try and infect as many as he can.  To bad he fails at that just like he has in life and the bar exam.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 19, 2011, 09:56:48 PM
Someone asked how big Keith's arms were in the past.

 Re: A question for Onlyme Keith
« Reply #110 on: October 23, 2008, 08:27:00 AM » Quote 

my arm was just shy of 21" here.   Kaz's arm  is easily 21"


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 20, 2011, 07:40:44 AM
As of 3:30am this morning, my grandfather did not overcome it. :(

Oh no YoungBlood, I am so sorry. :(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: CalvinH on January 20, 2011, 08:17:18 AM
As of 3:30am this morning, my grandfather did not overcome it. :(



Sorry to hear...


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 20, 2011, 08:24:16 AM
As of 3:30am this morning, my grandfather did not overcome it. :(

very sorry to hear that youngblood..sincere condolences to you, your family and all his friends


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 20, 2011, 10:05:37 AM
My condolences also, Young.

Jack T. Cross ...... Keith had been calling me "Uncle Bill" for a few years now, but for other reasons ... I also think that he was relatively more concerned about his health.

Hence ... the constant "Thank you"s.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: vic86 on January 20, 2011, 10:09:25 AM
As of 3:30am this morning, my grandfather did not overcome it. :(
Condolences to you and your family.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Overload on January 20, 2011, 11:38:59 AM
Wow, what a shame.

One of the coolest guys on getbig.

R.I.P. big guy.


8)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: monstercalves on January 20, 2011, 04:03:55 PM
when he was alive everyone was shiting on him, and now he s dead everyone has tons of positive things to say about someone...most never knew.

Pathetic.


naaaa its not like that son,,,  u say most never knew,,, but its the opposite.... most posters on here knew keith aka onlyme aka noworries and liked him...... sort of guy whos pm inbox was buzzin i'd imagine.....his posts were a big part of this forums history so its safe to say that most ppl knew his character on here maybe very few met him or ever knew him in person though......


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 20, 2011, 04:07:53 PM
Keith sure posted a lot on Getbig. Early on he was mostly on the History and Stories Board telling his tales. Those stories captured the interest of several people. He also exchanged tales with stuntmovie and Max_Rep and many others. Those who are serious regulars at gyms often become mates and this is true of Keith. He seemed to be buddies with a lot of people he met via training, arm wrestling and promoting events in Hawaii. Big musclemen are often recruited to be bouncers at clubs and this is a way some make a few dollars. It is also a great way to meet gals if you are doing it at a club. Keith was a popular bouncer at Tequilla Willies in Manhattan Beach. Somewhere along the way Keith got interested in parts in movies and commercials. Another easy dollar to popular Keith.

When you read his stories and posts you get to know more about this big guy. His personality and values shine through and you see a good man there. Oh, he didn't suffer fools and via the internet this quality made him look mean. He got into plenty of slugging matches with Goodrum, Adonis and lots of other people for one reason or other. Mostly it was dueling with unknown anonymous people and these nobodies always got to him. Instead of ignoring their taunts he usually told them that he has done more than they ever would and he would rather be fat than a nobody. Well, read the posts here for Keith's words.

He suffered physically, socially and psychologically. The spider bite probably ruined Keith's life. It sure challenged him and he suffered more than we will know. The internet was a catharsis for him and he was able to enjoy himself and get rid of some anger as well. When the anger was about himself it became depression. He literally suffered so badly that he almost gave up and didn't care what he looked like. That led to his eating too much and gaining all that weight. Some of that weight would be fluid retention. You can see that in his swollen bad leg. Every time he committed to getting fit again he would have a relapse and never did get it all together. He sure didn't lose hope and perhaps the taunts here on Getbig helped motivate him.  


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 20, 2011, 04:32:51 PM
Keith was a great Getbigger. He survived the taunts and bagging and kept posting. Most of the champs and big guys have disappeared but not Keith. He had to be put in Time out for being naughty. That was our Keith. He didn't give a shit and kept posting to tell it like it was. For a time he was a moderator on the History Board and I guess Ron gave him a lot of leeway. When Onlyme was put in Time out he was back the next day as noworries! Keith was self-taught and street smart. So if he wanted to keep posting on Getbig he would find a way to do it. No one was going to stop him bagging Goodrum! He took that almost as a duty. Someone had to keep the bullshitters down and expose the lies.

I have been around gyms for about 50 years. In that time I have never seen anyone bench press over 500 pounds. I managed to bench 410 which was pretty good in my gym. So to meet a guy who has done over 550 is the stuff of a superman. He beat big Cleve Dean and John Brzenk in arm wrestling. Do you people know what that represents? The guy could have broken just about anyone's arm here in arm wrestling. That is why he never took any shit from the flotsam. He gave as good as he got and maybe better. No matter what was said to bag him he would come back with retorts and putdowns. He sure knew how to handle himself on Getbig and this shows his class and intelligence. It was all in good fun because he didn't take this stuff too seriously. It was all for a laugh and a distraction from his real life which was a challenge towards the end for Keith. Damn, I sure miss that big-hearted guy. We won't see the likes of a guy like him on the net again.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: YoungBlood on January 20, 2011, 04:45:59 PM

Thank you everyone, but I didn't mean to take anything away from the thread. It's Keith's thread, so lets keep it that way. 8)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 20, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Vince, Didn't Keith have really bad diabetes? The poor guys legs looked really painful.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: tu_holmes on January 20, 2011, 04:53:45 PM

naaaa its not like that son,,,  u say most never knew,,, but its the opposite.... most posters on here knew keith aka onlyme aka noworries and liked him...... sort of guy whos pm inbox was buzzin i'd imagine.....his posts were a big part of this forums history so its safe to say that most ppl knew his character on here maybe very few met him or ever knew him in person though......

Getbig is a dysfunctional family... We can shit on you, but no one else can.

Sure, people fucked with Keith, but people also respected him... You can do both and have both. You have to care about someone enough to fuck with them... There's a thin line between love and hate.

Keith was well liked by a lot of people... sure maybe some people truly didn't like the guy, but they were probably haters.

He was a great getbigger and will definitely be missed.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 20, 2011, 05:43:50 PM
I agree. On Getbig you get bagged because you piss people off or they are trying to see if they can get you to melt down. Keith never threatened anyone or wanted to sort things out in real life. He knew he could break most dudes arms here....if he could catch them! From reading the threads I don't think he ever melted down. He would get tarred and feathered and pop back up and put these nobodies in place and carry on. In that regard he was an Alpha Male on the forums. He used aliases but everyone knew who he was. Contrast that to big mouths like Goatboy who kept his identity a closely guarded secret. He didn't respect gh15 for his anonymity. Who knows who the people are on the net? We older guys grew up when a guy with big muscles was supposed to be a he-man and not some wimp. There is no need to attack others via some gimmick and think you are being tough. That is the kind of behaviour that Keith didn't approve of. That, and bullshitting like Goodrum does. To Keith, if you say something then make sure you have done it or can back up your claims. He did that with spades.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 20, 2011, 06:02:39 PM
Sort of an unofficial update ....

1. My cell phone is still non-functional due to some dumb technicality. (I am paid up two months in advance and I are too damn dumb to fix it according to the service provider techs so Jamie is coming over to do that for me. She are smart!)

2. We are all gathering here at the house tomorrow night (Friday) for a BBQ hamburger farewell dinner because some of us will be heading off to LA early next week and then to the Memorial in Hawthorn on the 29th. (Hamburger dinner because a lot of young kids will be here.)

3. Keith's cell phone had Ron A's phone number on it and Jamie tried to call Ron about the question of possible donations but the number did not work so I emailed Ron her email address with the hope that they can discuss that.

If you have any questons that I am capable of answering, feel free to ask.

Thanks again for all the courtesy shown to Keith and his family on this sad occasion. They are holding up well and appreciate everything that is being done on their behalf.

There are family friends here from Texas, Arizona, Hawaii pitching in and making everything proceed as well as possible.

The crying is done until the Memorial in Hawthorn and then the ceremony in Hawaii which is a strong possibility.

Stunt


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Man of Steel on January 20, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
Well my goodness, I just read the news that Keith has died.  I will surely miss him.  May the Lord wrap him in his loving embrace for all eternity.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 20, 2011, 09:44:25 PM
Jack T. Cross ...... Keith had been calling me "Uncle Bill" for a few years now, but for other reasons ... I also think that he was relatively more concerned about his health.

Hence ... the constant "Thank you"s.

Yes, trying to tell to you that he really was very appreciative.  As though he knew there was some urgency in communicating the message.  When it comes to our ends of the road, it makes me think we have an internal clock we're secretly aware of.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 20, 2011, 09:56:13 PM
It seemed Keith was more inclined to pick on people who were already big targets...like Goodrum and Adonis, for instance.  

Makes me wonder if there were any absolute, definite origins to these feuds.  There's the issue regarding VG's comments about the PDI, etc.  But it seems Keith's "anger" with these guys was displayed just for the sake of it, and it was a lot more bark than bite.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 20, 2011, 10:20:38 PM
Well my goodness, I just read the news that Keith has died.  I will surely miss him.  May the Lord wrap him in his loving embrace for all eternity.

I like that sentiment!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: G_Thang on January 21, 2011, 04:08:36 AM
 :(

wow...i thought this was a hoax.  damn....i loved to read keith's stories, always asked him to post new ones.

RIP


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 21, 2011, 09:24:41 AM
I'm a bit surprised by all the Keith photos I've found on this Board and other sites throughout the internet.

I've seen the photos he had at the house but those were relatively few compared to the ones posted on the net.

So I gathered as many as I could together and made a Kodak Gallery Scrapbook which I have been forwarding to his family members and friends.

It any of you GetBiggers would like to take a look, I'll need your real email address to send you an invite to take a look. I think you all have seen most of them here but maybe not.

You'll have to sign up with Kodak Gallery but they don't haunt you from my experience.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: vic86 on January 21, 2011, 12:26:11 PM
I remember Keith had posted sometime back that he had met Mike Tyson at a party and Tyson gifted him a jacket.
Vince or Stunt can you repost the whole story?please
Thank you. :)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 21, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
 Re: Tyson - amazing speed punching!
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2010, 09:40:34 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 04, 2010, 07:00:10 PM
Are you kidding Keith!? he'd be on his knees ready to swallow Tyson's nuts in a heartbeat if he ever met the man..

Tyson is one scary dude, a lot of guys talk big game anonymously on the internet it'd be just a little different in real life.



Keith: Yep guaranteed.  One thing though.  I have met Mike a few times.  i spent quite a bit of time with him back in 88' or so.  We were at a party with Dr. Buss at the Forum in LA.  He was very soft spoken and almost stuck to me like glue.  It was just that I knew so many people there and as famous as he was even then he felt as an outsider I could tell.  he was almost very shy.  I remember him whispering in my ear "I want go, lets go".  Now not a faggy way of saying it (except for the tone), but he was just getting nervous I guess.  Anyway, I can't explain it right but we all ended up leaving.  he was very nice to us. At the time he was living at Chateau Marmont with Don King. My uncle Joe had a photo blown up huge and framed of him and Mike and sent to his place.  He sent me over to pick it up from Mike.  I was about an hour late or so, so when I got there he had to leave and left it for me at the front.  We gave him a jacket like the one I am wearing below.  Somewhere on the History Board I have a photo with Mike but it is gone off my hardrive.  I never saw Mike pissed but I wish I had as long as it was directed at someone else


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 21, 2011, 04:03:38 PM
Keith's daughter Jaime finally replied to an email I sent her. I sent her some money today to help pay for the funeral. Those who want to help Jaime can email stuntmovie and he can forward her email address. You can send money via Paypal.

Jaime didn't know that Pete Grymkowski was her Godfather. She said she talked to Pete but he couldn't make it to the funeral. That is a real pity. Those two guys were very close for a long time.

I had to give Jaime a link to these threads because she has never read the boards here. Boy, is she in for a surprise!

She told me how very awful it was to be the one that found her Dad dead. She called him daily and when Keith didn't answer his phone after a few attempts she rang the police and they found Keith dead in his bed. How so very sad that things ended like this.  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Geo on January 21, 2011, 05:35:31 PM
sad day for getbig.com

RIP Keith .


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: HTexan on January 21, 2011, 06:52:00 PM
:(

wow...i thought this was a hoax.  damn....i loved to read keith's stories, always asked him to post new ones.

RIP
Me too. I guess dude really did die. Rip


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 21, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
oh his daughter and grandbaby are to beautiful... :'(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 21, 2011, 08:14:41 PM
Hey, Ya'll, this is Stunt with Keith's daughters, Jaime and Cassie. They are here with us for dinner with the  family. We're having BBQ hamburgers because the kids love hamburgers and they have just returned from Mt Charleston after a day of sledding down the side of a snow covered hill for a few hourss.

Jaime and Cassie  have not had a chance to read all of this but they want to take a few minutes and say a few words of there own on behalf of there dad.......

First from Jaime:

Hello everyone, I am so thankful for all of you wanting to help out. My dad loved this site and I can rememeber him being on here all the time. I just joined the getbig community yesterday, my username is fire2b12( i am pretty sure). Its been a hard last couple of weeks for me and my sister and my mom. My dad was my best friend and I talked to him at least 5 times a day. I called him for every thing. He was my rock. He was the best speller that I know of(I am a very bad speller). I just wish that I could have been there to help him. Its been 3 years since I saw my dad. He moved to Vegas in 2008. He never even got to meet his last 2 grand kids. But he loved them so much. I cry over some small things, just because something reminds me of him. But all of these stories that all these people have are TRUELY  helping me heal. The stories make me laugh and I love them.. So thank you so much for helping me smile in these crazy hard times. And I can't wait to read the getbig thread.

And here's Cassie:

Hello everyone, my name is Cassie, for those of you who don't know. well, all of this is really hard for me, it was something i just really didnt expect. my dad was superman, nothing could take him down. im glad to know that  there is so many people that are here to support me and my sister through such  a hard time. im just glad that i was able to see him as many times that i did this year. i just wish he would have swallowed his pride and told me more about how sick he really was so i could have been there. but thats how my dad was, always happy, no matter what he'll always put a smile on ur face. the last thing he wanted was for us was to worry about him. always i will have him with me in the way i am and the things he taught me. i just hope everyone knows and if you really knew him you do, he always stayed a kid at heart, all he ever really wanted was to make everyone happy, and i think he succeeded. i know my heart will never heal but i know he'll protect me. i thank him so much for teaching me to stay so strong. thank you all for being here for my sister and i. hopefully we will meet again and if we haven't i hope we do. i will alwas keep his spirit in me. thanks for listening.  

Always, Cassie Kay Jones


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 21, 2011, 08:27:09 PM
Stunt, thanks so much for that video gallery

To cassie and Jaime, my sincerest of sympathies for your loss.  :(


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 21, 2011, 08:32:18 PM
Could've sworn I read something Keith was recently posting within the last few months, about the possibility of working with Tyson on something.  I think it had something to do with a visit Tyson had made to Vegas. Does anyone remember?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 21, 2011, 08:49:48 PM
HAWTHORN, CALIFORNIA  MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR KEITH JONES
29 JANUARY 2011 AT 1:00 PM

TRINITY LUTHERAN CHURCH
4783 WEST 130TH ST
HAWTHORN, CALIFORNIA


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: polychronopolous on January 21, 2011, 09:12:38 PM
Probably my most favorite poster of all-time on getbig.

RIP Keith, you were a legend.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alex23 on January 22, 2011, 12:54:48 PM
Probably my most favorite poster of all-time on getbig.

RIP Keith, you were a legend.

Some of us should go pay our last respect.

Anyone in SoCal? :(


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 22, 2011, 01:03:18 PM
Some of us should go pay our last respect.

Anyone in SoCal? :(

Do you think Shawn Ray will be there ?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alex23 on January 22, 2011, 01:13:50 PM
Do you think Shawn Ray will be there ?

I doubt... busy promoting his latest "dvd"... :-X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7LPxJy3J0


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: mac33 on January 22, 2011, 01:15:17 PM
One of the few people on the internet forums to post with his identity known to all. His stories were always interesting and entertaining.

Rest in peace Keith


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: tu_holmes on January 22, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Some of us should go pay our last respect.

Anyone in SoCal? :(

I think I might go... It's next weekend in Hawthorn. I think I might just show up.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 22, 2011, 02:04:56 PM
Do you think Shawn Ray will be there ?

Did you file for those records, big guy?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 22, 2011, 02:18:43 PM
Did you file for those records, big guy?
yes, it's a public record...each request is like $15. no wonder the media plays all these 911 call. this can wait for another thread. thanks for asking


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 22, 2011, 03:19:15 PM
yes, it's a public record...each request is like $15. no wonder the media plays all these 911 call. this can wait for another thread. thanks for asking


Honestly, I think you may have been in denial a bit.  Keith was on here every day for the past 6 or more years, so a lot of people went into a bit of shock over this.  I did, too.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: monstercalves on January 22, 2011, 05:10:33 PM
fukn shite news man, i did'nt even notice the sticky, i gradually figured it out by readin other threads, shocker man



rip big man  :-\


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 22, 2011, 05:19:37 PM

Honestly, I think you may have been in denial a bit.  Keith was on here every day for the past 6 or more years, so a lot of people went into a bit of shock over this.  I did, too.

i've been a member of GetBig since 1999 and thus have 'seen' several on line deaths of characters if you will.  so it was legitimate for us to question 'reality'.  for example, having witnessed members who get suddenly cancer and are then cured. scepticism is standard operating procedure for me.

there is a void currently on the forum. this too shall pass.  i will miss keith's sense of honor and humor. i will not miss the imagery he posted that got him in TO so regularly and which i warned him about. keith loved participating in the back and forth of these boards and he will be missed.




Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 22, 2011, 05:24:12 PM
Nice to hear from Cassie and Jaime, Keith's daughters. I am sure that Keith wouldn't want them posting here on a regular basis. The flotsam here are way too vulgar for nice girls. The threads about Keith here are different and most people are behaving themselves.  


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: outby43 on January 22, 2011, 05:29:48 PM
Nice to hear from Cassie and Jaime, Keith's daughters. I am sure that Keith wouldn't want them posting here on a regular basis. The flotsam here are way too vulgar for nice girls. The threads about Keith here are different and most people are behaving themselves.  

I agree Vince. I REALLY didn't want them on here.  There are many jerks on here who have no sense of morals and would tear these girls apart and then wear it like a badge of honor and pride like they really did something.  ::)

Maybe you can make that clear to them.  I hate to see them get hurt by some morons on here.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: War-Horse on January 22, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
I got to meet him at the olympia expo a few years ago. He was there with grymkowski.  I introduced myself as warhorse from getbig and he gave a huge smile and stoodup for a handshake laughing........Easy to talk to.   What alife he lived. Done enough to fill 3 lifetimes.....
I used to pm him and tell him not to put so much energy into this site but i dont think he could help it.

Damn it I'll miss him.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: GroinkTropin on January 22, 2011, 06:39:04 PM
Wow I have been so busy with school I completely missed this. Seems like just yesterday I he was posting up picutres of his spider bite, fast foward a day or two (which is actually a month or two) and the guy is dead? Wow. That really sucks.

God bless Keith his family and friends, and Keith I hope you are well wherever you are buddy. I pray that you are happy. R.I.P.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 22, 2011, 08:45:09 PM
Greetings, GetBiggers. I just returned from a full day with Keith's daughter (Jaime), his son-in-law (Tetsuo), and all his grandkids and Jaime asked me to mention the following-

1. Jaime signed up to get on the GetBig Boards and received an email saying that she had to wait for approval before she could post here. (I had no idea such a requirement existed.)

2. She also asked me if I would post her email address. I explained that doing so would not be a very good idea but she insisted that I do so and further informed me that she could handle GetBig and asked me to follow through this evening.

SO here is Jaime's email address..... fire2b12@yahoo.com

She wishes to thank a good number of you GetBiggers personally and does not want to wait until someone approves her GetBig 'membership'.

Thanks again, ya'll.  Stunt



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: mass 04 on January 22, 2011, 08:47:10 PM
I really hope no one screws around with these women. If you do, there is a special place in hell for you.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Max_Rep on January 23, 2011, 12:32:30 AM
Nice to hear from Cassie and Jaime, Keith's daughters. I am sure that Keith wouldn't want them posting here on a regular basis. The flotsam here are way too vulgar for nice girls. The threads about Keith here are different and most people are behaving themselves.  

Totally agree. This is not a place for those young ladies.

As well, I certainly wouldn't have the heart to tell Jaime that Keith was NOT a good speller as she indicated. As much as I liked Keith his spelling was almost as atrocious as The Coach.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 23, 2011, 04:14:14 AM
I agree Vince. I REALLY didn't want them on here.  There are many jerks on here who have no sense of morals and would tear these girls apart and then wear it like a badge of honor and pride like they really did something.  ::)

Maybe you can make that clear to them.  I hate to see them get hurt by some morons on here.


I guess I'd gave most posters credit than I thought. I didn't think they would go into "attack" mode on them, I certainly hope not.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 23, 2011, 04:35:48 AM
I guess I'd gave most posters credit than I thought. I didn't think they would go into "attack" mode on them, I certainly hope not.
they would certainly be targeted, dont kid yourself.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 23, 2011, 07:06:03 AM
Nice to hear from Cassie and Jaime, Keith's daughters. I am sure that Keith wouldn't want them posting here on a regular basis. The flotsam here are way too vulgar for nice girls. The threads about Keith here are different and most people are behaving themselves.  

# 8.

THE BEEF


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: MAXX on January 23, 2011, 09:59:07 AM
Nice to hear from Cassie and Jaime, Keith's daughters. I am sure that Keith wouldn't want them posting here on a regular basis. The flotsam here are way too vulgar for nice girls. The threads about Keith here are different and most people are behaving themselves.  
100% agree

No offence to Keiths daughter but this is no place for a young girl.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: pellius on January 23, 2011, 12:23:10 PM
100% agree

No offence to Keiths daughter but this is no place for a young girl.

This is by far the most ruthless board I've ever been on. As long as they stick to just this thread they'll be fine. But if they decide to venture out into the Thunder Dome we all here should make it a point to watch their back and fend off the wolves. Those two, in memory of Keith, should be the untouchables.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 23, 2011, 12:39:09 PM
This is by far the most ruthless board I've ever been on. As long as they stick to just this thread they'll be fine. But if they decide to venture out into the Thunder Dome we all here should make it a point to watch their back and fend off the wolves. Those two, in memory of Keith, should be the untouchables.
the foreign terrorists will attack them relentlessly.  tell to stay away   lol


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Dominator285 on January 23, 2011, 01:04:35 PM
Some of us should go pay our last respect.

Anyone in SoCal? :(
Special Ed will be there.



I guess that means you won't be chief.


Maybe Chaos will have the nerve but not you.



Dom out!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: w8m8 on January 23, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
I really hope no one screws around with these women. If you do, there is a special place in hell for you.

x2

This is by far the most ruthless board I've ever been on. As long as they stick to just this thread they'll be fine. But if they decide to venture out into the Thunder Dome we all here should make it a point to watch their back and fend off the wolves. Those two, in memory of Keith, should be the untouchables.

I do hope they are treated with dignity and respect ... whenever they are communicated with .. they don't deserve anything less


I guess I'd gave most posters credit than I thought. I didn't think they would go into "attack" mode on them, I certainly hope not.

there's a few that are not to be trusted at all to mind their manners for a second
Most of the posters here are pretty decent and enjoy the going back and forth .. but with the way all the gimmicks are coming out recently .. I got a feeling there's a bunch of idiots in the wings waiting for a reason to act out

there's only a few new member's name showing up on bottom here ... maybe 3 every other week .. but lately there's a whole slew of new posters  ??? .. I bet there's tons of gimmicks unused and waiting for an open target



these girls I'm sure could handle themselves .. they sound very strong .. but I sure hope nobody has to act up with them in any way  :-[


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Jack T. Cross on January 23, 2011, 02:23:02 PM
Considering that 99.9xx% of the posters on G&O are male, and many of them are brain damaged, I think Keith's daughters would be like all other women who have ever looked at this board: they would lose interest within seconds.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: stuntmovie on January 23, 2011, 05:40:18 PM
If any of you GetBiggers attend the memorial in Hawthorn, make sure you introduce yourself to Jaime and Cassie as members of this Board.

Cassie is not a computer owner so she may be a bit mystified when you say "Get Big" so it may be best to introduce yourself to Jaime and Tetsuo first.

I hope you do get the chance to talk to them  and see what great people they really are.

BTW ... That's the same afternoon as the NPC Fitness Expo at the L.A. Staples Center ..... I think it's being held at Staples. Better check the location first if you plan to attend.

Thanks again. Stunt


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alex23 on January 23, 2011, 07:31:28 PM
Special Ed will be there.
I guess that means you won't be chief.
Maybe Chaos will have the nerve but not you.
Dom out!

I'm pretty sure Keith wasn't really fond of jews...

Nonetheless, I'll be there. Someone's gotta shoo away these crooked nose jesus slayers the way Keith would've wanted.

GodSpeed to Keith.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Dominator285 on January 23, 2011, 07:40:46 PM
I'm pretty sure Keith wasn't really fond of jews...

Nonetheless, I'll be there. Someone's gotta shoo away these crooked nose jesus slayers the way Keith would've wanted.

GodSpeed to Keith.
You speaketh the truth king.



Ed claimed Keith was a scammer anyways, so I doubt that big nose bucktooth smart ass will show up ;)



Dom out!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Alex23 on January 23, 2011, 07:43:03 PM
You speaketh the truth king.
Ed claimed Keith was a scammer anyways, so I doubt that big nose bucktooth smart ass will show up ;)
Dom out!

mmm.. gimmicks speaking better than I ever would; no wonder they blame it all one me. I guess I memed pretty well on getbig.

Nonetheless, godspeed brother and keep up the good work.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Dominator285 on January 23, 2011, 07:53:19 PM
mmm.. gimmicks speaking better than I ever would; no wonder they blame it all one me. I guess I memed pretty well on getbig.

Nonetheless, godspeed brother and keep up the good work.
I don't want to high jack Kieth's thread cause he was a great man.


but why does you brother law keep pming info about you to me?


What a little backstabber she is.



Dom out!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 23, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
That was nice of Jaime to let stuntmovie post her email address here. Shows what a nice woman she is. I sent some money to Jaime via Paypal to her email address to help with expenses. Those here who wanted to contribute something should do the same.

Not sure why she has to register to read these threads but that is what she said. I doubt she will post here except to thank those who said nice things about her Dad and those who will attend the funeral service.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Formerly_Owner76 on January 24, 2011, 03:21:03 AM
Pellius always respected Keith.

 Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #83 on: September 13, 2010, 07:05:15 PM » Quote  

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Quote from: noworries on September 13, 2010, 03:38:56 PM
Thanks bro.  I wish you had come up to me back then.  I'm sure we would have been friends.  I was always nice to everyone until they didn't listen.  I was proud of some of the shit I took back then.  I had very thick skin.  It was when someone didn't do what I told that set me off.  Especially drunks.  I hate drunks.  And there are always those at closing time who want to impress their friends and girlfriend.  We had the best bouncers on all of LA at Tequilla Willies.  Everyone knew about us.  We were like a tourist attraction for out of towners.  We would alwasy have people come up to us from other countries, states or cities telling us how their friends saw us and they had to say hi to us.  Every club let us in with no wait whenever we went out.  We would always get asked to help if there was ever a problem.  My friends loved hangin out with me on nights we would go clubbing.  The doorman would ask how many I had and we would all get in.  Even in Hawaii I never waited in line.  No matter what people say "size does matter".  That old saying "the bigger they are the harder they fall".  My comeback was "the bigger they are, the harder it is to make fall".  it kind of sucks I look the way I do now, I admit it.  But for now that how it is.  I defnitely do not plan on staying this way.  I am already many times better than I was 5 years ago.  My weight is down some but the important part is that I do not get sick like I used to and my leg is fine.  

We will get together when I get back to Hawaii.  I should be back sometime early next year for a few months.  My daughter is buying a house in Kona.  It is a big one.  Almost 3000 sq. ft. so I might stay with her over there.  But, I will be on Oahu for at least a few weeks.  By the way, my ex is buying a really nice house on the north shore.  it has a guest house and a pool.  She is looking for a full time tenant who can also do some yard work.  Big property.  She is going to use the main house on weekends for herself.  She has a really nice house in Portlock.  If you know anyone who is very trustworthy tell me.  I will get more info for you if you want.  


Sure. PM me the details about the tenant situation. BTW, what the hell does she do. Average housing prices in Oahu is $700,000 -- way more in an area like Portlock and large properties on the North Shore. My  payments are killing me here.

Yep, you guys at Tequila Willies did have a rep and you were top Alpha there. Good times then. I really miss the 1980s. Living in Cali in that area: Redondo, Hermosa, Manhattan Beach was perfect. I hate the way things are going nowadays. Who would have thought in our day that they'd have air conditioners in the gyms. LOL. The heat kept the pussies away.


Is that Pellius? The same twink from IronAge ?



Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Montague on January 24, 2011, 04:57:59 AM
^^Wow!!
As soon as that kid grows a mustache, he’ll be a perfect carbon copy of the big man himself.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Butterbean on January 24, 2011, 06:11:37 AM
That was nice of Jaime to let stuntmovie post her email address here. Shows what a nice woman she is. I sent some money to Jaime via Paypal to her email address to help with expenses. Those here who wanted to contribute something should do the same.

Not sure why she has to register to read these threads but that is what she said. I doubt she will post here except to thank those who said nice things about her Dad and those who will attend the funeral service.

Was the Paypal info listed (or address to send check)?  I missed the post.

What about sending checks to Ron?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 24, 2011, 06:25:20 AM
Was the Paypal info listed (or address to send check)?  I missed the post.

What about sending checks to Ron?
no address was every posted


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: loco on January 24, 2011, 08:56:32 AM
R.I.P. 

His family is in my prayers!


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: War-Horse on January 24, 2011, 09:45:36 AM
WOW!   The grandkid looks like a little Keith.   Keith lives ON!!! :)


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: tu_holmes on January 24, 2011, 11:24:52 AM
Is that Pellius? The same twink from IronAge ?



That's not Willem Dafoe.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: The Ugly on January 24, 2011, 12:49:45 PM
That's not Willem Dafoe.

Dafoe meets Geico caveman?


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: LLES on January 24, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
OMG, R.I.P Keith God bless your family


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Formerly_Owner76 on January 24, 2011, 03:25:36 PM
That's not Pellius. Confirmed.
This twink is in love with Steve Reeves. All her ever talks about on IA.
Single man with lap dog, loving Steve Reeves. Nothing gay at all about that  :o


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 04:44:18 PM
WOW!   The grandkid looks like a little Keith.   Keith lives ON!!! :)

That grandson is fearless and is already riding the surf.


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: newmom on January 24, 2011, 04:47:31 PM
That grandson is fearless and is already riding the surf.

fantastic picture


Title: Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
Post by: w8m8 on January 24, 2011, 05:00:37 PM
Was the Paypal info listed (or address to send check)?  I missed the post.

What about sending checks to Ron?

If I recall correctly .. her e-mail was posted and I'm pretty sure all you have to do is send money to an e-mail thru paypal .. or you can e-mail her for an address for a check .. stuntmovie posted it on her behalf I believe


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 05:09:39 PM
People trying to derail this thread. Not going to happen! Goodrum was going to get even with two guys who kept bagging him unmercifully.

 Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #98 on: Today at 11:47:24 AM » Quote 

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Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on Today at 11:27:33 AM

Basile, you and Keith decided to mess with me.  Now you have to pay the price just as I demonstrated to you yesterday. 

Honestly, I never even bring up your names yet you buzz around my head like a bunch of flies.  Unfortunately for you two, I have a very big fly swatter.   

Mess with the best....get taken down like the rest.


Keith: Oh god you moron why do you think you matter.  \Why do you make idol threats.  you are a low life punk nothing else.  the only reason you get shot on here and every board you go on is because you are full of shit, liar and delusional beyond anyone.  Why can't you see you are not liked by anyone.  You can do whatever you want but facts are facts you are a loser that basically will die and not one person will give a shit.  But most everyone will take a shit in your honor.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 05:13:31 PM
Things got raw and nasty when Goodrum thought he had Keith on the ropes.

 Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #105 on: Today at 11:52:48 AM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on Today at 11:44:07 AM
Please re-read the post.  This was part of an email that was given to me by one of Keith's former business partners and I have used the word "allegation" numerous times because that's what it is.  Its a interesting read and I will be publishing the rest of the contents at a later time today but its not me accusing him to steal money.  His former business partner emailed me all of his personal information along with emails of the whole situation and there is some real interesting tidbits on there.


His former business partners sent me the info to get back their money from Keith that he allegedly stole.  The truth can only be realized from putting the information out into the public spotlight to shine down on. 

Its harsh, its not a nice thing to do...but it isn't illegal


Keith: Again you are full of shit.  Why do you think I am not going to catch this shit.  Please tell me what business partner you ever talked too.  You are a fucking liar Goodrum.  You are so stupid.  Goodrum come to the Olympia this year I dare you.  You are pitiful.  Only on the internet can someone like you do this shit.  you are one fucking lucky guy it is the internet.  That is all I gotta say.  you are a yellow pussy who is the color of shit.  And if you think anything you say or do can actually do something to me personally like hurt my reputation that I have had for the past 25 years or my finances you are even dumber than I say all the time.  Keep it coming cause there is nothing you can do to affect me.  All you do is make yourself look even worse than everyone knows you are.  Come on you fucking monkey


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 05:19:36 PM
Oh, the flame wars Keith had with Goodrum.

Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #184 on: March 04, 2010, 06:40:05 PM » Quote 

Thanks Stunt and I have talked to several from Getbig and they are great.  I have said this before, Goodrum matters to me as much as that first shit in the morning.  And many times that shit looks better than Goodrum ever could.  He needs to this.  This is what he is good at.  He thinks it makes him look better but in reality it just makes him look worse.  he has the reputation of a liar, a guy who bullshits constantly, a guy who tries to cut corners to achieve what others spend many hard hours doing.  The guy is useless and has no shame whatsoever.  There is not one person would do serious business with Goodrum.  Not one.  He is in his low 30's and he has done nothing.  And it is only getting worse.  Everyone talks about how much I talk about my past well it is my past that gets me everything I have.  If there are any serious business owners on here who have not hit bad times and do not have debt well more power to you. 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 05:22:54 PM
The war continued. Here is Keith's side of the story.

Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #256 on: March 05, 2010, 10:07:26 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 05, 2010, 08:19:20 PM

Face it, I proved beyond a reseasonable doubt that Keith Jones is a scam artist and a fraud and he took people to the cleaners.  Deal with it


And I certainly don't come here for anyone's respect as there is none of that up here anyway.


Keith: Just like always you fucking idiot you prove to be as stupid as ever.  you didn't prove shit.  What you did is embarrass yourself like always.  Your piece of shit reputation is even worse (if that's possible) and you didn't do shit to me.  All you did was make my choice of not paying that idiot a good choice.  I delievered the shirts to him and he decided not to take them.  That is his fault.  I even kept them for about 5 months or so then sold them to a guy for a buck a piece. How is that. What you did is bring it back so I could think about it even more and see that just because he didn't want them doesn't mean he gets his money back.  And your baseless statements about the gynm were just more stupid remarks from an uneducated twink.  I told you to prove one penny was lost by anyone and you didn't do shit.  A low life like you Goodrum will get it someday.  See you have an advanatage of not being worth anything to anyone and having nothing to lose so you spew shit out of that mouth you suck your ugly husband with without having to worry about anything. 

Oh by the way I have a friend who might live by you. his address is 57 E. Chestnut.  Is that anywhere near you.  Maybe you guys know each other.  By the way you have no respect from anyone.  You are a parasite and low life.  You grew up that way, you still live that way and you will always be that way.  By the way I still do business with people after 25 years and more.  Of course those are real business people.

Oh and Travis where the fuck you come up with the porno thing. Are you fucking Goodrum on the side.  what the hell.  Oh by the way I would have spent your money starting it up.


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 05:24:36 PM
Keith explains his situation.

Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #266 on: March 06, 2010, 11:22:30 AM » Quote 

Quote from: kiwiol on March 06, 2010, 10:27:24 AM
Did you read the whole thread at all? I like Onlyme, but Vince owned him in this thread. Onlyme kept saying he makes more money than Vince makes everyday and Vince disproved it by producing all those emails and got Keith's former partners to chime in as well.

I don't approve of Vince airing Onlyme's dirty laundry here for all to see, but Keith has also gone far in insulting Vince and his partner / husband, who has nothing to do with Getbig.

They should stop fighting on such a serious level IMO.


Ok here it is in short form about my money.  I guarantee Goodrum or many others have not made more than I did in the 80's and 90's.  I lived great traveled and could get anything I wanted.  I went from being in great shape to literally not being able to do nothing.  I could not make a dime.  From around 2001 to 2003 or so I was done to nothing.  Up until just about a few years ago I was having a hard time making money cause I was stuck not being able to get out and about to do anything.  I was doing shit here and there and just barely paying my bills.  My bills total around $3000 a month around then.  I was asked to do the gym by some of the most respected people in the industry and the people who were involved know this.  I am the one who created the business plan and model to bring these people together.  That is a fact and something everyone knows.  I had the senior manager at one of the biggest hedge fund companies in the world as my CFO.  If am such a bad guy why do I get so many millionaires and successful people still to this day asking me for advice and help and want to do things with me.  I must have done something right at some time.  Me being fat has no bearing on what my head can do.  Well over the past year or so I have been doing 100000 times better.  I guarantee you I make more than Goodrum.  That ain't saying much compared to what I used to do but it is still pretty damm good considering I do it from my laptop and while I am playing on getbig.  I deal with President and owners of major companies nearly everyday.  I would love to list them but with people like Goodrum around who are low lifes and scumbags I don't need the headaches.  But like said before from Stuntmovie who lives in the same house as I do he see everything I do and can support everything I say. I don't to bullshit to make myself look good .  Goodrum needs to bullshit all the time and everytime it backfires on him.

So that is it in a nutshell.  I have had my really good time and in the past ten years I would say 85% of that was downhill and it sucked and I was at the bottom.  Well the last couple years it has started to turn around and it is better and getting better everyday financially and physically.  Everyone rags me on here about being fat.  I rag myself.  I look like shit but I do look better than I did. And I feel better and I am in the gym.  that is far more than what Goodrum can actually do.  he can say all he wants but all he does lie.
 
 
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 05:26:06 PM
The gloves were off for this one!

 Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #269 on: March 06, 2010, 10:40:58 PM » Quote 

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 06, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
Millionaires and successful people were still calling Bernie Madoff for investments up till the day he got arrested.  Your argument holds no water.

And if you're doing so well financially now then you should have no problem pay restitution to both Travis Anderson and Thomas Obkerman for your actions even if its only a 100 dollars a month or etc.      But you're simply not going to do that because you have no moral backbone. 

You have had over two years to make things right with these people you didn't.  If you had done the right thing then they would not have never contacted me.  This thread didn't backfire as I have successfully shamed you as you should be ashamed of yourself.

Your own deceptive actions ultimately created this thread Keith so deal with it.  Pay these people back...do the right thing.  And stop blaming me for this because it was your former business partners that you lied and cheated to who wanted me to put you on the spot.



Keith: You are hopeless retard and everyone say the same thing about you.  you have no credability, honor or balls.  You have proven it day in and day out.  You are going to be the same tomorrow as you have always been.  No matter what I have gone through I would never ever want to be in your shoes.  You have had a shitty life and it is all because you are stupid and someone who tries to be something he is not.  You are pitiful and pathetic Goodrum and everyone agrees with me.  Oh, by the way you let a guy a smaller than you spit right in your face.  You did nothing. You are a pussy and it is that simple.  I promise you spitting would be about the fourth thing I did to you.  And as a proven pussy you won't do a thing.  Being a fag fits you perfectly.  You are about as far from being a man as you can get.  A lying, scamming pussy and you're ugly as hell.  Fuck dude, kill yourself ASAP.  Do us all a favcor.  Leave Vissy the double dong though.
 


Title: Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
Post by: Vince B on January 24, 2011, 05:28:01 PM
Goodrum stood his ground.

 Re: Keith Jones / Onlyme - The Beginning of an Epic Thread
« Reply #298 on: March 14, 2010, 09:29:09 AM » Quote 

Quote from: noworries on March 13, 2010, 08:55:31 PM
liar liar pants on fire.  Your lies mean nothing boy.  Travis was never a partner of anything and odd that me and Tom talk all the time and in fact doing something together right now.  Man, can your lies ever end.  Face boy you are out of your league.