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Title: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 01, 2011, 05:17:11 PM
 ;)


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 01, 2011, 05:21:43 PM
;)

hopefully, "She's Single"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzat5a3dK98


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: michael arvilla on February 01, 2011, 05:22:19 PM
First pic yes/very much so



second pic......not so much 


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 01, 2011, 05:23:14 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=364882.0;attach=400831;image)


how can something so "perfect" be so scary at the same time


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Stormspirit on February 01, 2011, 05:25:52 PM
Can't stand fake/'perfect' looking girls.  Really unattractive, also hate lipstick and overdone makeup


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: spinnis on February 01, 2011, 05:26:40 PM
first looks shopped. there are waists like that out there but pixels looks a bit distorted


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 01, 2011, 05:26:51 PM
First pic yes/very much so



second pic......not so much 
Well, The Barbie Twins boobs are real...so a plus for them.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: michael arvilla on February 01, 2011, 05:28:40 PM
This is mad,sad,happy,crying,pissed off,


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: spinnis on February 01, 2011, 05:29:30 PM
This is mad,sad,happy,crying,pissed off,

That look in her eyes Screams mental issues .....and Its turning me on


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: michael arvilla on February 01, 2011, 05:37:37 PM
That look in her eyes Screams mental issues .....and Its turning me on

    Hahahhahahh! (me 2 kinna........do we have "issues?")   


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 01, 2011, 05:41:37 PM
    Hahahhahahh! (me 2 kinna........do we have "issues?")   
Well, going by the last chica you were in a LT relationship, what do you think.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: michael arvilla on February 01, 2011, 05:48:06 PM
Well, going by the last chica you were in a LT relationship, what do you think.

                 Im going to go with yes?     ............


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Firemuscle on February 01, 2011, 06:58:02 PM
 There is something really hot bout these fake barbi doll women with lots of plastic surgery.

 A few months ago I fucked a chick like that who was fake from head to toe with enormous fake tits and all that. One of the best i've ever had.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: che on February 01, 2011, 06:59:26 PM
Same chick  ???
(http://oxped.vilammo.com/out.php/i40037_barbie.jpg)


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: chaos on February 01, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
That look in her eyes Screams mental issues .....and Its turning me on
Real.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 01, 2011, 07:06:07 PM
There is something really hot bout these fake barbi doll women with lots of plastic surgery.

 A few months ago I fucked a chick like that who was fake from head to toe with enormous fake tits and all that. One of the best i've ever had.

Sure you did.....and then you climbed Mount Everest, won a gold medal in the 200 meter sprint and filled in on drums for TOOL  ::)


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Firemuscle on February 01, 2011, 07:09:16 PM
Sure you did.....and then you climbed Mount Everest, won a gold medal in the 200 meter sprint and filled in on drums for TOOL  ::)

 I never said I didn't pay for it.

 I'll throw down some cash and fuck a woman like that, but I'm not gonna go out with her and date her. Fuck that.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 01, 2011, 07:09:22 PM
right now, i'm gonna say something that is pretty obvious but needs to be stated nonetheless

Fact in this matter is that these type of people are just like the very obese.

Both of these groups decide to do things to themselves as a means to create "walls" that keep them from getting hurt

Obese people make themselves fat so that they can become "ugly" therefore they don't have to go out in the world and mingle because "Hey, I'm ugly-what's the point of going out anyway. I can just stay in and avoid the real world"
The very vain lose themselves in their vanity because.........honestly i'm not in the mood for all of this- put it together for yourself- "Light's Out" is on


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Firemuscle on February 01, 2011, 07:11:16 PM
right now, i'm gonna say something that is pretty obvious but needs to be stated nonetheless

Fact in this matter is that these type of people are just like the very obese.

Both of these groups decide to do things to themselves as a means to create "walls" that keep them from getting hurt

Obese people make themselves fat so that they can become "ugly" therefore they don't have to go out in the world and mingle because "Hey, I'm ugly-what's the point of going out anyway. I can just stay in and avoid the real world"
The very vain lose themselves in their vanity because.........honestly i'm not in the mood for all of this- put it together for yourself- "Light's Out" is on

 Interesting insight. Probably true.

 I think that you are the male version of these barbi women. That's why you know all about it.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Bam-bam on February 01, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
isnt she princess nyluh?????


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Krankenstein on February 01, 2011, 07:21:07 PM
Sure you did.....and then you climbed Mount Everest, won a gold medal in the 200 meter sprint and filled in on drums for TOOL  ::)

Groink bringin' the pain


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Firemuscle on February 01, 2011, 07:23:37 PM
Groink bringin' the pain

 Shut up you failed straight edger.

 Do you still have the xxx tattooed across your stomach from your straight edge days? Time to get that shit covered up?


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 01, 2011, 07:26:37 PM
Same chick  ???
(http://oxped.vilammo.com/out.php/i40037_barbie.jpg)
And I bet she doesn't have a man. She just sits around and looks at herself


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 01, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
you know where I stopped on my post in this thread.......



And I bet she doesn't have a man. She just sits around and looks at herself

............anyway,What he said


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: chaos on February 01, 2011, 07:28:42 PM
And I bet she doesn't have a man. She just sits around and looks at herself
If I was her I would sit around and look at myself naked.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: gh15 on February 01, 2011, 07:32:47 PM
;)

those girl are only good for fuck,,they always cheaters,,and they cheat on fellas they are with with out the fella know about it,,they do it because their all life is build on acceptance from male because no father figure in life,, those girls are good lay they are good lay because you can trash them in bed with out feeling guilt,,take a cloe notice,,,

fake blond check
fake french manicure 1.5 inch square tip ...check,,
fake tann check
fake titts check
make up apply in the most attention whorish way check
etc etc


those things need to only suck cock and then get fucked,,nothing more nothign less,,you also need to make sure to isolate yoru emotion and not spend money on the,,,not sa dime,,they spend on you! they come to you! you dont drive to them,,they drive to you! they do what you want,,andyou let them be around you as a favour because you have big muscle and bodybuild and can get 100 others,,this should be the attitude of yours with whores of this type,,never NEVER attach unless she realy do eveyrthing she get to show you she is real and that mean 99% her and 1% you to begin with

gh15 approved


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 01, 2011, 07:37:59 PM
If I was her I would sit around and look at myself naked.
That is the problem, she sits around with the webcam and dudes all say "take it off", she never does, but enjoys the power she has...and just looks in the mirror while she tries on various outfits and looks at her fake cleavage...she is more interested in how she looks to others---how she is perceived, rather how she looks to herself...


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: no one on February 01, 2011, 07:39:34 PM


girls that plastic and hot are normally always head cases.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 01, 2011, 07:40:19 PM
That is the problem, she sits around with the webcam and dudes all say "take it off", she never does, but enjoys the power she has...and just looks in the mirror while she tries on various outfits and looks at her fake cleavage...she is more interested in how she like to others---how she is perceived, rather how she looks to herself...

ding ding ding we have a winner

the beauty of narcissism is that you don't have to go look for someone to love when the one you love is in the mirror

Also, it is less painful to stare in the mirror at a beautiful lie then to go out to a club and get rejected by a "normal" person


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 01, 2011, 07:45:21 PM
ding ding ding we have a winner

the beauty of narcissism is that you don't have to go look for someone to love when the one you love is in the mirror

Also, it is less painful to stare in the mirror at a beautiful lie then to go out to a club and get rejected by a "normal" person
Where is my chicken dinner?
For some reason that painting of the Narcissist keeps popping in my mind (the one where he is looking at his reflection in the pond), or Dorian Grey...the shell of Beauty hides a yolk of emptiness and sadness.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Leatherneck on February 01, 2011, 07:50:29 PM
ding ding ding we have a winner

the beauty of narcissism is that you don't have to go look for someone to love when the one you love is in the mirror

Also, it is less painful to stare in the mirror at a beautiful lie then to go out to a club and get rejected by a "normal" person
Her look alone has me thinking psycho... it's purely a snap judgement but I trust my gut.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 01, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
those girl are only good for fuck,,they always cheaters,,and they cheat on fellas they are with with out the fella know about it,,they do it because their all life is build on acceptance from male because no father figure in life,, those girls are good lay they are good lay because you can trash them in bed with out feeling guilt,,take a cloe notice,,,

fake blond check
fake french manicure 1.5 inch square tip ...check,,
fake tann check
fake titts check
make up apply in the most attention whorish way check
etc etc


those things need to only suck cock and then get fucked,,nothing more nothign less,,you also need to make sure to isolate yoru emotion and not spend money on the,,,not sa dime,,they spend on you! they come to you! you dont drive to them,,they drive to you! they do what you want,,andyou let them be around you as a favour because you have big muscle and bodybuild and can get 100 others,,this should be the attitude of yours with whores of this type,,never NEVER attach unless she realy do eveyrthing she get to show you she is real and that mean 99% her and 1% you to begin with

gh15 approved


How are things in Cairo?


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Honour on February 01, 2011, 08:11:32 PM
Man I just gotta say something here, WTF is wrong with this site these days?! Talking bout how this chick must be all up herself etc and how some of u guys would "maybe" do her once etc the toss it to the curb!!! Ya right, myself and 99% of the male pop would hit that over and over and put up with the ego and everything that came with it for a lonnnnnnng time till it all came crashing down, but till then what a hell of a ride.

Sorry couldn't help throw in 2cent coz someone had to say it :(


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Hulkotron on February 01, 2011, 08:12:38 PM
Man I just gotta say something here, WTF is wrong with this site these days?! Talking bout how this chick must be all up herself etc and how some of u guys would "maybe" do her once etc the toss it to the curb!!! Ya right, myself and 99% of the male pop would hit that over and over and put up with the ego and everything that came with it for a lonnnnnnng time till it all came crashing down, but till then what a hell of a ride.

Sorry couldn't help throw in 2cent coz someone had to say it :(

I'd like to have sex with her too.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Master Blaster on February 01, 2011, 08:53:46 PM
That look in her eyes Screams mental issues .....and Its turning me on

same here, bro WTF??


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Master Blaster on February 01, 2011, 08:56:34 PM
Man I just gotta say something here, WTF is wrong with this site these days?! Talking bout how this chick must be all up herself etc and how some of u guys would "maybe" do her once etc the toss it to the curb!!! Ya right, myself and 99% of the male pop would hit that over and over and put up with the ego and everything that came with it for a lonnnnnnng time till it all came crashing down, but till then what a hell of a ride.

Sorry couldn't help throw in 2cent coz someone had to say it :(

What the hell are you talking about? Sure we'd hit it, but a looooooong time till I got sick of it = about 6 weeks max.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Lundgren on February 01, 2011, 09:01:59 PM
Whoa this thread is predictably getbig.

Swede sticks with the surface.
Parker gave a full analysis of a girl in just two sentences.
blackflagredstar openly admits to having no shame.
Groink made people laugh by saying something that's not true
DrugFree4Life getting on the band wagon of something that isn't true
GhH15 gave the truely insider lowdown
JNN made a cry for help
All we need now is disturbia renting one of these sluts on tape.
Xerxes pleading with us to be more liberal.
And ron to shut this down for being to entertaining.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: disturbia on February 01, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
Whoa this thread is predictably getbig.

Swede sticks with the surface.
Parker gave a full analysis of a girl in just two sentences.
blackflagredstar openly admits to having no shame.
Groink made people laugh by saying something that's not true
DrugFree4Life getting on the band wagon of something that isn't true
GhH15 gave the truely insider lowdown
JNN made a cry for help
All we need now is disturbia renting one of these sluts on tape.
Xerxes pleading with us to be more liberal.
And ron to shut this down for being to entertaining.

point me to the store---immediately


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Spike on February 01, 2011, 10:00:24 PM
Same chick  ???
(http://oxped.vilammo.com/out.php/i40037_barbie.jpg)

shh....iiiiii.........tt ttttt....aaaaaa :P


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Lundgren on February 01, 2011, 10:15:55 PM
point me to the store---immediately
;D


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on February 01, 2011, 10:19:49 PM
 Never... everything on her is fake...and probably she has no ass.

 One word.... creepy.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: disturbia on February 01, 2011, 10:28:35 PM
shh....iiiiii.........tt ttttt....aaaaaa :P

right click image properties on the pic then post it in a new window
then change the last 2 numbers to 66

or just copy this lol   http://oxped.vilammo.com/out.php/i40066_barbie.jpg


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: disturbia on February 01, 2011, 10:29:44 PM
ahahahahah do this one too

http://oxped.vilammo.com/out.php/i40062_barbie.jpg


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: benchmstr on February 01, 2011, 10:33:09 PM
If I was her I would sit around and look at myself naked.
johnynoname and every other bodybuilder on the planet already does that...

bench


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Spike on February 01, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
johnynoname and every other bodybuilder on the planet already does that...

bench

gheyr than taking a picture of your own asshole and rubbin one out to the site of it :-X :-\


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: HTexan on February 01, 2011, 10:40:40 PM
Can't stand fake/'perfect' looking girls.  Really unattractive, also hate lipstick and overdone makeup
She need a little more ass. :)


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Master Blaster on February 01, 2011, 10:44:44 PM
gheyr than taking a picture of your own asshole and rubbin one out to the site of it :-X :-\

dude, bays still online


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Spike on February 01, 2011, 10:55:14 PM
dude, bays still online

ive been sending cock shots to the gheys on this board to get judgements but I gets no returns

onemorerep never got back to me

I havent tried Bay - I respect him and dont wanna make him mad with thick penis shots


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Lundgren on February 01, 2011, 11:16:13 PM
Whoa this thread is predictably getbig.

Swede sticks with the surface.
Parker gave a full analysis of a girl in just two sentences.
blackflagredstar openly admits to having no shame.
Groink made people laugh by saying something that's not true
DrugFree4Life getting on the band wagon of something that isn't true
GhH15 gave the truely insider lowdown
JNN made a cry for help
All we need now is disturbia renting one of these sluts on tape.
Xerxes pleading with us to be more liberal.
And ron to shut this down for being to entertaining.
He didn't post in thread but still in the same hour
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110201/bs_afp/imfworldeconomygrowthegyptunrest (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110201/bs_afp/imfworldeconomygrowthegyptunrest)
What a surprise that the IMF is ready to "help" and "define a policy" for Egypt, what a nice thing to do of them  ::) :-\


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 02, 2011, 12:13:25 AM
gisele from various cam sites.

worthless without pics.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2011, 12:20:10 AM
gisele from various cam sites.
At least Gisele takes her shit off and seems like a fun chic to be around...this Barbie chick---after you hit it, you'd want to punish her with a real life Ken---who had no genitals.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 02, 2011, 12:24:25 AM
At least Gisele takes her shit off and seems like a fun chic to be around...this Barbie chick---after you hit it, you'd want to punish her with a real life Ken---who had no genitals.

It is amazing to me that you guys actually knw porn stars names.  Pics please.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2011, 12:32:59 AM
It is amazing to me that you guys actually knw porn stars names.  Pics please.
There are several Giseles, but the one he is talking about, I think is the one that is all over dailymotion---she is blonde chick with tons of vids. I'm on the iPhone rigt now...looking for pics would be a task...just go to dailymotion and have the family filter off and type in Gisele "dancing" or "stripping" and you have it.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 02, 2011, 12:47:48 AM
www.gotgisele.com


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2011, 12:53:40 AM
www.gotgisele.com
I didn't know that... 8)


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: mass243 on February 02, 2011, 04:24:33 AM
I even dunno if I would fuk her...  :-\

And that's rare for me.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: JP_RC on February 02, 2011, 06:26:04 AM
Same chick  ???
(http://oxped.vilammo.com/out.php/i40037_barbie.jpg)

 :P This one looks hot....the first one not so much.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: ricorico on February 02, 2011, 07:30:05 AM
:P This one looks hot....the first one not so much.

this looks like one of those life-size silicone dolls


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: dr.chimps on February 02, 2011, 07:36:58 AM
That's not Klaus.

/very sorry


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: local hero on February 02, 2011, 08:53:26 AM
despite what you all say to make your selves feel better, the barbie girls are hot as fuck and could have any man they wished...........


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 02, 2011, 09:02:42 AM
despite what you all say to make your selves feel better, the barbie girls are hot as fuck and could have any man they wished...........

dude, we are all just bitter that we can't have sex with girls like this

the closest we'll ever get to seeing them nude is if we pretend to be gay and befriend them because all girls have a "gay friend" in their entourage


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 09:24:54 AM
good candidate for surprise sex.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Spike on February 02, 2011, 09:29:26 AM
despite what you all say to make your selves feel better, the barbie girls are hot as fuck and could have any man they wished...........

yea I just like having the satifisfaction that when I see a grl out with her old "money' man whos 55yr old driving a benz coupe with hairplugs and prada shirts -- that he's not doing it right for her - she gets everythg she wants CEPT thick cock action

if thats all Im good for, fck it, at least they keep coming back and dont forget me - fck all I care  if I dont lay down beside them everynite in my bed - probwouldnt want to see them with out full warriour paint on anyhow - plus fck buying her anythg - she knows she calls me for 1 reason, maybe  2 - get stoned with me afterward

but I bang grls like this, its fast ass and Im not saying it 'supreme' -- its just that fast ass and I can laugh as I see her out with money man spending dough all dressed up knowing he'll fall asleep at 4am and she'll call me sending me ass shots and her bangin a dildo

get it how you can get it while you can still get it (up for some) -

carry on


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 02, 2011, 09:35:56 AM
yea I just like having the satifisfaction that when I see a grl out with her old "money' man whos 55yr old driving a benz coupe with hairplugs and prada shirts -- that he's not doing it right for her - she gets everythg she wants CEPT thick cock action

if thats all Im good for, fck it, at least they keep coming back and dont forget me - fck all I care  if I dont lay down beside them everynite in my bed - probwouldnt want to see them with out full warriour paint on anyhow - plus fck buying her anythg - she knows she calls me for 1 reason, maybe  2 - get stoned with me afterward

but I bang grls like this, its fast ass and Im not saying it 'supreme' -- its just that fast ass and I can laugh as I see her out with money man spending dough all dressed up knowing he'll fall asleep at 4am and she'll call me sending me ass shots and her bangin a dildo

get it how you can get it while you can still get it (up for some) -

carry on

not to ride on your coattails but this is very true

girls in this business (most of them are strippers who hook on the side.....and trust me- no matter what they say, it's hooking) fill their lives with nothing but easy sex or drugs

there is no talking about Voltaire with these women

unfortunately, with age, i'm starting to develop this annoying thing called a "conscience" which may fuck with me getting with these type of women again


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2011, 09:52:02 AM
despite what you all say to make your selves feel better, the barbie girls are hot as fuck and could have any man they wished...........
Unfortunately, these women can't get themselves from in front of the mirror to get those guys...
These women are hot, yes. But hot as fuck? No. Hit it yes!
But a chick with big fake tits and a flat ass and tons of makeup, ain't gonna beat a woman with real DDs, a phat ass, with a size 4, and can "talk Voltaire", while whipping your ass at Spades.

And can cook a mean breakfast...
not to ride on your coattails but this is very true


girls in this business (most of them are strippers who hook on the side.....and trust me- no matter what they say, it's hooking) fill their lives with nothing but easy sex or drugs


there is no talking about Voltaire with these women

unfortunately, with age, i'm starting to develop this annoying thing called a "conscience" which may fuck with me getting with these type of women again
 
have I been wearing off on you?


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 09:55:34 AM
yea I just like having the satifisfaction that when I see a grl out with her old "money' man whos 55yr old driving a benz coupe with hairplugs and prada shirts -- that he's not doing it right for her - she gets everythg she wants CEPT thick cock action

if thats all Im good for, fck it, at least they keep coming back and dont forget me - fck all I care  if I dont lay down beside them everynite in my bed - probwouldnt want to see them with out full warriour paint on anyhow - plus fck buying her anythg - she knows she calls me for 1 reason, maybe  2 - get stoned with me afterward

but I bang grls like this, its fast ass and Im not saying it 'supreme' -- its just that fast ass and I can laugh as I see her out with money man spending dough all dressed up knowing he'll fall asleep at 4am and she'll call me sending me ass shots and her bangin a dildo

get it how you can get it while you can still get it (up for some) -

carry on

100% TRUE


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Playboy on February 02, 2011, 10:08:43 AM
first looks shopped. there are waists like that out there but pixels looks a bit distorted
Her waist seems warped.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 10:33:03 AM
Not that I have ever dated someone so fake, but I have dated quite a few "desirable" girls whether it was due to their looks, money or both.
I must say that one thing they all have in common (with the exception of one) was how shallow and materialistic they were.
I won't go into each and every one of them, but I will recount the most offensive.  I was already married for over a year, and had not even spoken to this ex for approximately 3 years.
On Christmas Eve, I get a message that must have been left while I was at Midnight Mass that was hilarious.  The message itself was an emotional roller coaster, initially telling me how I have no idea the life and riches I gave up by breaking up with her, how I'll always wonder what a luxurious life I could have led, etc. to her telling me what a truly remarkable person I am, how she still loves me and misses me, how I will be in her heart forever, and to say hello to my wife for her, because she is truly an "amazing" person as well.

Why do the dumbest of them all consistently have to use the word "amazing" for everything?

Because their dumb drug addicted, materialistic whores.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Nails on February 02, 2011, 10:33:38 AM
 (http://www.celebgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Heidi-Montag-Bikini-Las-Vegas.jpg)

(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/heidi_montag_bikini_mexico_small.jpg)


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: spinnis on February 02, 2011, 10:37:09 AM
    Hahahhahahh! (me 2 kinna........do we have "issues?")   

yep


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 02, 2011, 10:42:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyWk_tDcjrk


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Hulkotron on February 02, 2011, 11:32:32 AM
Why do the dumbest of them all consistently have to use the word "amazing" for everything?

Haha, I have noticed this as well.

I like the cut of your jib, SilverSpoon.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 11:38:13 AM
Wiggs, one of the girls I truly cared about was a dime in anyone's book.  An absolute jaw dropping beauty.  
However, she had one foot in the party world, where abusing drugs and/or alcohol were the norm, and the other foot firmly planted in the wife material world (great Italian cook, taught yoga, lifted weights, etc.)
I tried to explain to this girl that those worlds do NOT mix, and that eventually the more unsavory world would win out, due to the fact that most of her "friends" were in that world.
Well, I was right, and got a frantic phone call from her (I picked up because I had erased her number from my contacts) how she was on vacation with some older guy (divorced, in his 40's, I had just turned 30), who was fat, out of shape, and all he wanted to do was use her.
Thing is, while she was what I would characterize as a "party girl", she was extremely well read and educated.  Seeing her go down the rabbit hole was disturbing for me, so I had to walk away from her.
I was already dating my wife when I got the call, and agreed to meet her for coffee.  She interpreted this as us getting back together, and I told her that I was merely concerned for her, as I thought she was using/abusing drugs again.  She started to get a bit condescending towards me, so I paid for the coffee and left.  A week later she made an appointment to see me, and I told her that if she didn't leave, the police would gladly escort her.

Last I heard, she lost her job, all of her friends, and was moving out West to "model".

Sad story


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2011, 11:52:53 AM
Wiggs, one of the girls I truly cared about was a dime in anyone's book.  An absolute jaw dropping beauty.  
However, she had one foot in the party world, where abusing drugs and/or alcohol were the norm, and the other foot firmly planted in the wife material world (great Italian cook, taught yoga, lifted weights, etc.)
I tried to explain to this girl that those worlds do NOT mix, and that eventually the more unsavory world would win out, due to the fact that most of her "friends" were in that world.
Well, I was right, and got a frantic phone call from her (I picked up because I had erased her number from my contacts) how she was on vacation with some older guy (divorced, in his 40's, I had just turned 30), who was fat, out of shape, and all he wanted to do was use her.
Thing is, while she was what I would characterize as a "party girl", she was extremely well read and educated.  Seeing her go down the rabbit hole was disturbing for me, so I had to walk away from her.
I was already dating my wife when I got the call, and agreed to meet her for coffee.  She interpreted this as us getting back together, and I told her that I was merely concerned for her, as I thought she was using/abusing drugs again.  She started to get a bit condescending towards me, so I paid for the coffee and left.  A week later she made an appointment to see me, and I told her that if she didn't leave, the police would gladly escort her.

Last I heard, she lost her job, all of her friends, and was moving out West to "model".
Sad man.."to model" is code for porn...i knew a chick the same thing...she was dating my RA in college, next thing you know she is on BET Live, with a rapper pouring water down the back of her ass, I think she moved to ATL to "'model"...this chicas was banging and was wifey.

Odd, how you can watch someone, especialy women, self destruct...


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 11:53:57 AM
Sad man.."to model" is code for porn...i knew a chick the same thing...she was dating my RA in college, next thing you know she is on BET Live, with a rapper pouring water down the back of her ass, I think she moved to ATL to "'model"...this chicas was banging and was wifey.

Odd, how you can watch someone, especialy women, self destruct...

For the love of money...


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: che on February 02, 2011, 11:57:13 AM
The real Barbie ,I hope this helps

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Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2011, 12:05:18 PM
For the love of money...
;D ;D

This one chick in college was soo bad, you'd stroke one out just watching her walk...Her man would hit it and then come to my room to play Nintendo 64, when asked why ain't he with her, he said that she was "stupid" and acted young...turns out she was hitting off Chico Debarge as well, and she was  15 YRS OLD!!!


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 02, 2011, 12:30:23 PM
yea I just like having the satifisfaction that when I see a grl out with her old "money' man whos 55yr old driving a benz coupe with hairplugs and prada shirts -- that he's not doing it right for her - she gets everythg she wants CEPT thick cock action

if thats all Im good for, fck it, at least they keep coming back and dont forget me - fck all I care  if I dont lay down beside them everynite in my bed - probwouldnt want to see them with out full warriour paint on anyhow - plus fck buying her anythg - she knows she calls me for 1 reason, maybe  2 - get stoned with me afterward

but I bang grls like this, its fast ass and Im not saying it 'supreme' -- its just that fast ass and I can laugh as I see her out with money man spending dough all dressed up knowing he'll fall asleep at 4am and she'll call me sending me ass shots and her bangin a dildo

get it how you can get it while you can still get it (up for some) -

carry on

spike - you have your priorities 100 % bang on... ;)


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: hipolito mejia on February 02, 2011, 12:57:12 PM
The real woman .


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Playboy on February 02, 2011, 12:59:14 PM
The real woman .
Too fat.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: lesaucer on February 02, 2011, 04:46:20 PM
thats my favorite kind of hoes!!!


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: biggerthanuandu on February 02, 2011, 08:02:11 PM
those girl are only good for fuck,,they always cheaters,,and they cheat on fellas they are with with out the fella know about it,,they do it because their all life is build on acceptance from male because no father figure in life,, those girls are good lay they are good lay because you can trash them in bed with out feeling guilt,,take a cloe notice,,,

fake blond check
fake french manicure 1.5 inch square tip ...check,,
fake tann check
fake titts check
make up apply in the most attention whorish way check
etc etc


those things need to only suck cock and then get fucked,,nothing more nothign less,,you also need to make sure to isolate yoru emotion and not spend money on the,,,not sa dime,,they spend on you! they come to you! you dont drive to them,,they drive to you! they do what you want,,andyou let them be around you as a favour because you have big muscle and bodybuild and can get 100 others,,this should be the attitude of yours with whores of this type,,never NEVER attach unless she realy do eveyrthing she get to show you she is real and that mean 99% her and 1% you to begin with

gh15 approved

QUOTE OF THE YEAR?

SPIKE is dead on also.

And that story about going out to model? The water pouring down her ass.. That is bragging rights to them hahahah Dum bitches fight for that "opportunity"


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: bic_staedtler on February 02, 2011, 08:21:05 PM
;)

...so uh, anybody find out if she's got a site or sumpin? ;D


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Hulkotron on February 02, 2011, 08:24:22 PM
There is a severe lack of bare nipples in this thread.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: _bruce_ on February 03, 2011, 03:12:54 AM
There is a severe lack of bare nipples in this thread.

...


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2011, 03:22:22 AM
Parker and Wiggs, the rich chica who left the loco message on Xmas Eve was so immature, she couldn't even take care of her cat!!!
Her condo would reek of litter box, and I would refuse to stay over.  She'd then have the cleaning lady come for a second time that week (why any single person would need a cleaning lady at all is beyone me, but twice a week?), so I would stay over.

The thing that pissed me off the most is totally GetBiggish.  I was training very hard at the time, in a serious "mass gaining" (code for fat gaining) so I would have this blender bomb every morning for breakfast (Draper's Bomber Blend, whole milk, natural peanut butter or almond butter, raw honey).  I even bought an extra Vita Mix to keep at her crib.  Well, Monday morning rolls around, and I have to get to work, so I go to make my shake, and the blender is sitting in the sink still filled with dirty water and leftover margaritas
from Saturday night!!!

This was the most mad I ever got at her.  She would normally sleep until at least 10 (this was about 6:30), and I woke her up and demanded that she clean my blender so I could make my breakfast.

The funny thing is, I previously showed her the directions on how to properly clean the blender.  I may be
paraphrasing here, but this is damned near a direct quote:  "Place soap and warm water in blender.  Place lid on blender securely.  Turn Vita Mix on high speed.  Rinse thoroughly."
Damn, Damn, Damn!

I know a woman just like that with the litterbox issue, except she has 4 cats, and the house smells like...well you know. And the cats are all in the same room.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: SilverSpoon on February 03, 2011, 11:32:32 AM
4 cats has to be waaaay worse, Parker.
Having an additional cat means that the smell goes up exponentially.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2011, 11:52:30 AM
4 cats has to be waaaay worse, Parker.
Having an additional cat means that the smell goes up exponentially.

I have said before that having 4 cats is the sign of being crazy...because 3 is borderline, by 4 you are a pet or animal hoarder....and usually people who have multiple cats have issues with people. And this woman has...
Cute, thick woman.
Plus, we have had a series of animal hoarder cases in MD. One lady was a old retired doctor who had 200 plus cats in the house. The house smelled of amonia, and dead cat bodies were sticking to the floor. There were 64 cats still alive, but were I such bad shape, that the had to be put down.

So, 4 cats is the limit at which a person needs to seek help.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Wiggs on February 03, 2011, 01:41:04 PM
Parker, in law school, one of the 3 true beauties in the entire school took a liking to me, because I was a trainer at the gym where she worked out.
It took her about 3 weeks to realize I was the same guy she saw at the gym.
She was a total FREAK.  She had a dude, so I kept shit on the low.  Anyhow, one night I end up at her place at around 1 a.m. for a nice call.  Girl had a natural body like Jamie Eason, but a prettier face (sorry Salvatore).  Really lean back muscles (only girl I ever saw pre-Xfit that was obsessed with chinning), round booty, blonde hair, blue eyes, and did I say...FREAK???
This girl was downright nasty, even made me think twice about what I was doing messing around with her.
After the session was over, I am sitting on her couch watching some TV while she washed up.  She comes out, snuggles up against me with her cat, and starts talking to the cat as if she were talking to a baby, cooing and purring; just some far out shit. 
Now typically, especially back then, I did not have the highest opinion of women, as I had seen too much as a bartender.  But, I at least thought that a woman only had ONE backdoor man.
A couple of weeks later, a married dude who went to the gym asks me if I know her from law school.  He then proceeds to tell me how he smashed that 27 pointed star for a couple of months, but couldn't take the way she acted with her cat.
So, I guess the long and short of the story is that even one cat can mean a chica is batshit crazy.

lmao


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2011, 01:52:04 PM
Parker, in law school, one of the 3 true beauties in the entire school took a liking to me, because I was a trainer at the gym where she worked out.
It took her about 3 weeks to realize I was the same guy she saw at the gym.
She was a total FREAK.  She had a dude, so I kept shit on the low.  Anyhow, one night I end up at her place at around 1 a.m. for a nice call.  Girl had a natural body like Jamie Eason, but a prettier face (sorry Salvatore).  Really lean back muscles (only girl I ever saw pre-Xfit that was obsessed with chinning), round booty, blonde hair, blue eyes, and did I say...FREAK???
This girl was downright nasty, even made me think twice about what I was doing messing around with her.
After the session was over, I am sitting on her couch watching some TV while she washed up.  She comes out, snuggles up against me with her cat, and starts talking to the cat as if she were talking to a baby, cooing and purring; just some far out shit. 
Now typically, especially back then, I did not have the highest opinion of women, as I had seen too much as a bartender.  But, I at least thought that a woman only had ONE backdoor man.
A couple of weeks later, a married dude who went to the gym asks me if I know her from law school.  He then proceeds to tell me how he smashed that 27 pointed star for a couple of months, but couldn't take the way she acted with her cat.
So, I guess the long and short of the story is that even one cat can mean a chica is batshit crazy.
SHIIIT, I gues you are right!!! Cats, are a sign of craziness...


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 04, 2011, 02:14:40 AM
Love the irony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: magicuser on February 04, 2011, 02:25:47 AM
cuz u fags are tooo lame to post the obvious naswer
thundering fail by yall I corect to save getbig


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Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: coltrane on February 04, 2011, 07:38:21 AM
Pam is ridiculously bad-ass.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Parker on February 04, 2011, 07:42:52 AM
Pam is ridiculously flat assed.
fixed...those huge implants showed off a huge flaw...her name and ass should not be mentioned in the same sentence.

If I had to pick between her and another implant laden blonde from that era, it would be Anna Nicole Smith (the smaller version)... Now that chick was truly bad ass.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: hipolito mejia on February 04, 2011, 08:23:02 AM
Too fat.

That's what makes her "real".


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Tito24 on February 04, 2011, 09:25:56 AM
klaus barbie


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Lundgren on February 04, 2011, 09:46:25 AM
Love the irony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk
It`s not ironic shes attention whoring.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: johnnynoname on February 04, 2011, 09:59:58 AM
you can't trick anyone into thinking you are hot

You just have to know it, own it and work it

be Fierce my little monsters......just be fierce and when some questions you you just say "look bitch, i'm fierce and real"


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Les Grossman on February 04, 2011, 10:13:04 AM
you can't trick anyone into thinking you are hot

You just have to know it, own it and work it

be Fierce my little monsters......just be fierce and when some questions you you just say "look bitch, i'm fierce and real"

Very empowering JNN....we giants strut in an age of shufflers.
 ;D


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: Hulkotron on February 04, 2011, 10:13:45 AM
It`s not ironic shes attention whoring.

It helps that she actually is good-looking too.


Title: Re: The ' Real ' Barbie
Post by: HardTulsa on February 07, 2011, 08:55:51 PM
it would really help if she would get naked for me