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So Princess L gave me an idea, she was kind enough to let a texter know that the message was not for her, because the message "sounded pretty important" so I got the idea, what would be the worse kinda text message you could get...
I start...
1) Remember how we told our kids never to play on the railway tracks?
2) Guess what, I just got my HIV test back and I am....
3) Darling the police is knocking on the door and we still have that two kilo weed packet sitting in on the kitchen table
4) Baby remember how you told me to bring the car to the garage to check the breaks? Uhm I don't know how to say that but if you're okay let me know.
5) Jeff, I just caught Justin watching gayporn on our PC
6) Babe did you already check in? Unless you want to shave yourself without my vibrator I suggest you check your hand luggage, love Trisha.
7) You cocksucking cheating cunt, right now I have my blade on your dogs throat, so you better call me
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Cool Bob, just letting you know that i am leaving you btw I called the cops about your "little projects" in the woods the one you call the "happy farm" - love and good bye Rita.
Continue....
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"hey, it's me Vince goodrum. Want to hang out?"
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1) David!!!! If you used your eye drops DONT CLOSE YOUR EYES - I called 911 stay calm
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"your ip is banned from getbig"
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So Princess L gave me an idea, she was kind enough to let a texter know that the message was not for her, because the message "sounded pretty important" so I got the idea, what would be the worse kinda text message you could get...
I start...
1) Remember how we told our kids never to play on the railway tracks?
2) Guess what, I just got my HIV test back and I am....
3) Darling the police is knocking on the door and we still have that two kilo weed packet sitting in on the kitchen table
4) Baby remember how you told me to bring the car to the garage to check the breaks? Uhm I don't know how to say that but if you're okay let me know.
5) Jeff, I just caught Justin watching gayporn on our PC
6) Babe did you already check in? Unless you want to shave yourself without my vibrator I suggest you check your hand luggage, love Trisha.
7) You cocksucking cheating cunt, right now I have my blade on your dogs throat, so you better call me
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Cool Bob, just letting you know that i am leaving you btw I called the cops about your "little projects" in the woods the one you call the "happy farm" - love and good bye Rita.
Continue....
Thats so bad
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Thats so bad
I think I mercy kill my son if I ever catch him jerking to gay porn, tolerance and open minded?
Not in my fucking house bro
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I think I mercy kill my son if I ever catch him jerking to gay porn, tolerance and open minded?
Not in my fucking house bro
i dont have a kid.. but i would have to off myself.. that is so very very bad,, just thinking about it now makes me want to sob
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HAHA I am drunk and I just came on your sandwich bro :D
(lol just imagine getting that fucking message too late or reading it while eating the delicious egg mayonnaise sandwich :D )
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So Princess L gave me an idea, she was kind enough to let a texter know that the message was not for her, because the message "sounded pretty important" so I got the idea, what would be the worse kinda text message you could get...
I start...
1) Remember how we told our kids never to play on the railway tracks?
2) Guess what, I just got my HIV test back and I am....
3) Darling the police is knocking on the door and we still have that two kilo weed packet sitting in on the kitchen table
4) Baby remember how you told me to bring the car to the garage to check the breaks? Uhm I don't know how to say that but if you're okay let me know.
5) Jeff, I just caught Justin watching gayporn on our PC
6) Babe did you already check in? Unless you want to shave yourself without my vibrator I suggest you check your hand luggage, love Trisha.
7) You cocksucking cheating cunt, right now I have my blade on your dogs throat, so you better call me
####'
Cool Bob, just letting you know that i am leaving you btw I called the cops about your "little projects" in the woods the one you call the "happy farm" - love and good bye Rita.
Continue....
That would be the worst! But is that the kind of news you deliver via text? :-X
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Your son came home from school today and told me he is changing his name to muhammed.
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HAHA I am drunk and I just came on your sandwich bro :D
(lol just imagine getting that fucking message too late or reading it while eating the delicious egg mayonnaise sandwich :D )
Why would your sandwich be somewhere (out of your sight and control to the point) where someone would have an opportunity to cum on it? :-X
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That would be the worst! But is that the kind of news you deliver via text? :-X
well - I know of a girl who knows a girl who's sister fucked a greek guy in crete and later when she woke up
he was gone and he left a note behind, it read....
Welcome to the Aids club - Love Vangelis.
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Why would your sandwich be somewhere (out of your sight and control to the point) where someone would have an opportunity to cum on it? :-X
Use your imagination :D
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"Starkie-poo, we need to talk. I've been holding this for a while, and I feel guilty about it. Remember, when I told you how much of a good father you are? And that I am so glad I'm with you? Well, "our" son, he is not yours..."
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"Congrats on your newborn,I bet you can't wait to see him,he has darker then normal skin and an afro"
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"Congrats on your newborn,I bet you can't wait to see him,he has darker then normal skin and an afro"
Well, unfortunately, that wouldn't be true, because black people have straightish hair as newborns...
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"Starkie-poo, we need to talk. I've been holding this for a while, and I feel guilty about it. Remember, when I told you how much of a good father you are? And that I am so glad I'm with you? Well, "our" son, he is not yours..."
Dad, I'm gay :D
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Well, unfortunately, that wouldn't be true, because black people have straightish hair as newborns...
Just a joke...
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For the older posters.
"Dad I have a new friend named johhnynoname"
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Just a joke...
I know, I know...
"Dad, you how you said I wax the Ferrari? Well, I waxed alright...it's sitting underneath a school bus.
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"your ip is banned from getbig"
:D
:'(
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evry1 @ d office knOz U lIk muscle bears
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I know, I know...
"Dad, you how you said I wax the Ferrari? Well, I waxed alright...it's sitting underneath a school bus.
That would suck!
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haha i love how all of a sudden "muscle bears" is perfectly spelled... it's like the tone all of a sudden got very, very serious.
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I came in your ass tommy P, srry
bob c
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
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That would suck!
There was a journalist for the NY Times or WS, who had a 2010 Porsche 911 Turbo sitting in his garage...he was doing a review of it...his son unbeknownst to him tried to drive it...he hit the garage door, and part of the garage fell on the car...dad was pissed, and Porsche was as well, but laughed it off, soon the article came out, it was not about the car, but about his son...and how we all do stupid things...Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
Nothing good ever comes with "We need to talk", methinks there needs to a a surprise intro that replaces that. Like, "Hey, got a minute?" or "Remember when..."
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This from you Dad: "PTPS!"
meant for your Mom....
But you get it...
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evry1 @ d office knOz U lIk muscle bears
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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For the older posters.
"Dad I have a new friend named johhnynoname"
pw3nd
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"ur record is not the 400-0-0. U r the liar and u r the gay"
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
the dreaded "we need to talk" conversation
never ever good
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"I wanna be a bodybuilder."
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"hey, this is Vince goodrum. Want to hang out?"
fixed
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There's a book out with some of the worst and funniest texts ever sent.
.....pratty damn funny.
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Well.. not gonna tell us the name of the book at least?
Can't think of it right now :-[...someone stole it from me >:(
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
this....x 1,000,000,000
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
That is the fucking worst thing, EVER!!
Nothing good has ever came from that and never ever will. :-X
I just prayed that it was negative every single time. :D
No kids. 8)
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I recently sent one to all of my ex's family members and friends that were in my phone telling them that they needed to be sure she sought treatment for std's I just discovered I had received from the various sorts of intercourse with her the weekend prior....Had to be sure she saw a doctor before it developed into something else.
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"Honey, you remember the other night when I was out kind of late...?"
You need to get tested...
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"hey I had fun last night ;), grrr! So hows it going, I'd like to see you again sometime!"
Eeewwww, noooo, man, aawhhh :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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"Hey it's Alex23"
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"Hey it's Alex23"
"Hey Calvin, it's Vince" :-\ :-\ :-\
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This from you Dad: "PTPS!"
meant for your Mom....
But you get it...
What is PTPS? I looked it up but talked about abs????
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What is PTPS? I looked it up but talked about abs????
Post The Pussy Shots. ;)
Schmoe's in Ohio wanna see PTCS
:D
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Post The Pussy Shots. ;)
Schmoe's in Ohio wanna see PTCS
:D
LOL. ;D