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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Juruth on May 12, 2011, 11:30:19 AM
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Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids. The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her snatch moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill. The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt. Oh, to die!
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Sounds like you had a raging boner while typing that
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Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids. The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her #girl moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill. The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt. Oh, to die!
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Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids. The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her #girl moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill. The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt. Oh, to die!
lolz
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Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids. The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her #girl moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill. The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt. Oh, to die!
Are you the guy that wrote those Branch Warren stories ?? What ever happened to Branch, anyways ??
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Are you the guy that wrote those Branch Warren stories ?? What ever happened to Branch, anyways ??
He is now a cosmic figure traveling through dimensions.
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Jewhit/Juruth...Great Perhaps a Kai story will be in the making?
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You find yourself on all fours...wiping down the chrome rims on Phil Heath's flashy car of the week. The homies have dropped by and they laugh at you and joke as your transluscent pale skin burns in the sun. The crew gather around a grill and throw on some steaks and light their blunts...you realize they have taken over the office jobs, the sales jobs, the lawyer jobs...their man is in the White House...and here you are dressing Phil Heath's tires...afraid to look up, you glance sideways at Phil's tree trunk thighs, and embrace your station in life. Next, the white chicks arrive and start laughing and joking with the brothas, and you wonder if you should ask Phil if you should fetch him a beer...
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ROFL! ;D
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You find yourself on all fours...wiping down the chrome rims on Phil Heath's flashy car of the week. The homies have dropped by and they laugh at you and joke as your transluscent pale skin burns in the sun. The crew gather around a grill and throw on some steaks and light their blunts...you realize they have taken over the office jobs, the sales jobs, the lawyer jobs...their man is in the White House...and here you are dressing Phil Heath's tires...afraid to look up, you glance sideways at Phil's tree trunk thighs, and embrace your station in life. Next, the white chicks arrive and start laughing and joking with the brothas, and you wonder if you should ask Phil if you should fetch him a beer...
Not cool story bro
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Hahahaha - Juruth delievers!
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hahahaha lol at blunts being smoked
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You find yourself on all fours...wiping down the chrome rims on Phil Heath's flashy car of the week. The homies have dropped by and they laugh at you and joke as your transluscent pale skin burns in the sun. The crew gather around a grill and throw on some steaks and light their blunts...you realize they have taken over the office jobs, the sales jobs, the lawyer jobs...their man is in the White House...and here you are dressing Phil Heath's tires...afraid to look up, you glance sideways at Phil's tree trunk thighs, and embrace your station in life. Next, the white chicks arrive and start laughing and joking with the brothas, and you wonder if you should ask Phil if you should fetch him a beer...
I am speechless.
MORE PLEASE !!!!!
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Juruth is one of the most valuable posters of GB.
His Branch Warren short story - part 1 is his greatest work.
Keep it coming! It's ace!
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You feel crushed under the weight of Phil Heath's laundry as you stagger across the driveway with two mammoth bags of dirty clothes in your arms. You get to your neon blue Honda Fit hatchback and reach around the enormous bags, fumbling to lift the rear door, as the door goes up and open you fall forward with the laundry bags, your weak torso and spindly arms finally unburdened. You look to the side and eyeball Phil's Bentley, wondering where you went wrong. Then, from inside Phil's "crib" you hear the delighted squealing of a woman getting her brains fucked out by a XXX-Large horsecock. Phil's awake, you think to yourself.
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Did anyone else think this was a mayor of bodybuilding thread?
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You find yourself on all fours...wiping down the chrome rims on Phil Heath's flashy car of the week. The homies have dropped by and they laugh at you and joke as your transluscent pale skin burns in the sun. The crew gather around a grill and throw on some steaks and light their blunts...you realize they have taken over the office jobs, the sales jobs, the lawyer jobs...their man is in the White House...and here you are dressing Phil Heath's tires...afraid to look up, you glance sideways at Phil's tree trunk thighs, and embrace your station in life. Next, the white chicks arrive and start laughing and joking with the brothas, and you wonder if you should ask Phil if you should fetch him a beer...
ROFL!!! :D :D :D
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this dude has massive talent
his jay cutler sending a text message to himself was priceless 8)
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Sounds like you had a raging boner while typing that
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
worth logging in.
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Lol....MAOR!!!!
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Phil on Coleman:
"There will never another RC... whomever comes along with that much talent will chose to do something else, more lucrative"
Sums it up :-\
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He is now a cosmic figure traveling through dimensions.
do you mean the Shaper of Worlds? I can see the resemblance:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QwRpGubovHM/TiXat_M6yzI/AAAAAAAAIzw/bRZug7rJEa8/s1600/SHAPER%252BOF%252BWORLDS.JPG) (http://muscletime.com/index.php?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=34659&option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=202)
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You feel crushed under the weight of Phil Heath's laundry as you stagger across the driveway with two mammoth bags of dirty clothes in your arms. You get to your neon blue Honda Fit hatchback and reach around the enormous bags, fumbling to lift the rear door, as the door goes up and open you fall forward with the laundry bags, your weak torso and spindly arms finally unburdened. You look to the side and eyeball Phil's Bentley, wondering where you went wrong. Then, from inside Phil's "crib" you hear the delighted squealing of a woman getting her brains fucked out by a XXX-Large horsecock. Phil's awake, you think to yourself.
LOL
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do you mean the Shaper of Worlds? I can see the resemblance:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QwRpGubovHM/TiXat_M6yzI/AAAAAAAAIzw/bRZug7rJEa8/s1600/SHAPER%252BOF%252BWORLDS.JPG) (http://muscletime.com/index.php?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=34659&option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=202)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids. The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her snatch moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill. The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt. Oh, to die!
So we have a Gay poet.....
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Jewhit/Juruth...Great Perhaps a Kai story will be in the making?
contain your orgasms
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Even Bay felt this thread was too gay, and left
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I bet Phil is laughing reading this!!!! :D
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When you keep it nice and simple you can be funny .. only to the getbig audience ... but the reason why you writ here instead of being a famous writer is simple: you overcomplicate things.
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When you keep it nice and simple you can be funny .. only to the getbig audience ... but the reason why you writ here instead of being a famous writer is simple: you overcomplicate things.
How is that Sebastian? I think most of his stories are banal in content and nature. :)
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Lord Byron up in the place :D
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Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids. The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her snatch moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill. The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt. Oh, to die!
GAY!
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more please, very hot stories
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How is that Sebastian? I think most of his stories are banal in content and nature. :)
Not in that sense. The wording should be simple and fitting. He paints the picture with neon colors and extreme nuances when a simple combination of pastels and some shadowing would do. He was funny once with Branch. After that he became boring with his ultra bizzare homoerotic fantasies.
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This is some funny shit
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Not in that sense. The wording should be simple and fitting. He paints the picture with neon colors and extreme nuances when a simple combination of pastels and some shadowing would do. He was funny once with Branch. After that he became boring with his ultra bizzare homoerotic fantasies.
Branch story was the best. Never quite came back after that one
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Not in that sense. The wording should be simple and fitting. He paints the picture with neon colors and extreme nuances when a simple combination of pastels and some shadowing would do. He was funny once with Branch. After that he became boring with his ultra bizzare homoerotic fantasies.
Ah.. I agree with you here. I agree that the theme and topic of his short stories is banal and very simple. The ostentatious language does not seem to be a fit for the latter. ;)
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fukin' tears in my eyes LOL!
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The muscle schmoes love him. "Oh, look at his arm development"...
Gayer than a 70 year old man enjoying muscle boy physiques...
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(http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jls_young.jpg)
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You find yourself on all fours...wiping down the chrome rims on Phil Heath's flashy car of the week. The homies have dropped by and they laugh at you and joke as your transluscent pale skin burns in the sun. The crew gather around a grill and throw on some steaks and light their blunts...you realize they have taken over the office jobs, the sales jobs, the lawyer jobs...their man is in the White House...and here you are dressing Phil Heath's tires...afraid to look up, you glance sideways at Phil's tree trunk thighs, and embrace your station in life. Next, the white chicks arrive and start laughing and joking with the brothas, and you wonder if you should ask Phil if you should fetch him a beer...
THREAD BUMP, FOR SHEER AWESOMENESS! 8)
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juruth is the man
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juruth is the man
Yes, he is! I couldn't come up with 1/4th of his work if someone locked me in a closet for a week with pen & paper.
...juruth for president!
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I thought that this thread would be about man purses ::)
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These come straight from the depths of juruths loins.
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I thought that this thread would be about man purses ::)
Lol!!
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Yes!
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Imagine being Phil Heath's belt boy from the days of college basketball and deflowering white chicks in the Black frat house to his discovery of the weight room and steroids. The hiphop blaring from his flashy car causing white men to clutch wifey's arm a little tighter as her snatch moistens eyeing his bulging brown forearm casually resting on the window sill. The hint of violence as he travels through the night life of a "playa" and the smell of his cologne intertwined with the pungent scent of a blunt. Oh, to die!
Olympia time!
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#SevenTime