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Title: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM: getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: QuakerOats on November 25, 2011, 04:44:39 PM: try roofies, if not that try winning her over with your Tom Cruise of Turkey good looks and garlic breath.
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: bradistani on November 25, 2011, 04:47:33 PM: charm her panties off with your witty charm and a twinkle in your eye :)
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Benny B on November 25, 2011, 04:47:51 PM: Quote from: QuakerOats on November 25, 2011, 04:44:39 PM
try roofies, if not that try winning her over with your Tom Cruise of Turkey good looks and garlic breath.
Whoa! :o
S'up Fat Dave! ;D

How's Mychel, Margie and the gang?
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 25, 2011, 04:49:38 PM: have her sit with you and read past get big threads.

bring up all the Sev posts, compared to that pussy, youre a total badass. youll be seeing the top of her head in no time
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Maddy on November 25, 2011, 04:52:54 PM: getbig
prolly not
the best place
to ask for
dating advice
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Raymondo on November 25, 2011, 04:56:58 PM: Isn't it the way of the turk to just take what he wants?
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: wes on November 25, 2011, 04:59:48 PM: Forcible rape is always an option. ;)
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Swede! on November 25, 2011, 05:03:06 PM: Quote from: wes on November 25, 2011, 04:59:48 PM
HEADBUTT

fixed
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: tendonitis on November 25, 2011, 05:04:00 PM: when in doubt, whip it out
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: wes on November 25, 2011, 05:05:07 PM: Quote from: Swede! on November 25, 2011, 05:03:06 PM
fixed
That too! LOL ;D
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: el numero uno on November 25, 2011, 05:37:16 PM: Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)

Marry her
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: WillGrant on November 25, 2011, 05:37:47 PM: Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?
The fuck are you ? a virgin or something ? ???
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: booty on November 25, 2011, 05:44:18 PM: Charm her with your personality. :)
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: outby43 on November 25, 2011, 05:44:20 PM: My experience has been that chicks that don't drink or do drugs like to fuck more. So tell your cousin to start sucking that dick.
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: aesthetics on November 25, 2011, 05:49:54 PM: leave her on the curb
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 25, 2011, 05:51:15 PM: Quote from: QuakerOats on November 25, 2011, 04:44:39 PM
try roofies, if not that try winning her over with your Tom Cruise of Turkey good looks and garlic breath.
;D
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: el numero uno on November 25, 2011, 05:51:24 PM: Quote from: outby43 on November 25, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
My experience has been that chicks that don't drink or do drugs like to fuck more. So tell your cousin to start sucking that dick.

;D
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: tbombz on November 25, 2011, 05:54:39 PM: Quote from: tendonitis on November 25, 2011, 05:04:00 PM
when in doubt, whip it out
X1,000,000,000
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Hulkotron on November 25, 2011, 05:56:01 PM: Give her the Great Arab Cock ironneck 8)
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: tu_holmes on November 25, 2011, 05:57:51 PM: Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?

Chlorophyll is what plants use for photosynthesis??

Chloroform is what you are looking for I think.
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: outby43 on November 25, 2011, 06:07:17 PM: Quote from: tu_holmes on November 25, 2011, 05:57:51 PM
Chlorophyll is what plants use for photosynthesis??

Chloroform is what you are looking for I think.

Maybe he meant that she is too young to have a flower and needs to kickstart the process.
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: L.L on November 25, 2011, 06:08:35 PM: Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?

if u had a pussy pulling physique you wouldnt need no drugs ,no alcohol...get to work ,son.. ;D
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: WillGrant on November 25, 2011, 06:27:51 PM: Quote from: outby43 on November 25, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
My experience has been that chicks that don't drink or do drugs like to fuck more. So tell your cousin to start sucking that dick.
;D
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Dipadidu on November 25, 2011, 09:13:09 PM: tell her about your 5-digit postcount on getbig. That will change her mind...
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: Mjolnir on November 25, 2011, 09:14:57 PM: Will need some nude pics of said chick before I can advise.
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 25, 2011, 09:52:08 PM: Quote from: Maddy on November 25, 2011, 04:52:54 PM

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the best place
to ask for
raping advice

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Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 25, 2011, 09:54:28 PM: Quote from: booty on November 25, 2011, 05:44:18 PM
Charm her with your personality. :)

Not sure why I'm LOLLING right now ;D
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: jedibrat on November 26, 2011, 12:32:01 AM: Take her out for sushi.
Title: Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
Post by: ironneck on November 26, 2011, 05:28:09 AM: mission accomplished my brothers 8)

that turkish dick of mine slided smoothly into her german vagina :D

but forget sex and all that bullshit....

DAVE IS BACK ??? haha