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Title: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: The_Hammer on December 24, 2011, 04:02:05 AM
A MOVIE BASED ON THE REAL LIFE CRIME FIGHTING EXPLOITS OF THE EPIC BEARD MAN.

USA BITCHES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6UCHk5pFmU


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Dorian01 on December 24, 2011, 04:09:29 AM
I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still,  the movie looks great.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Tito24 on December 24, 2011, 04:24:13 AM
the real beard man was needed for this film


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 24, 2011, 04:29:46 AM
the real beard man was needed for this film

Agreed.   Fallingcdown and taxi driver worked because it was the average white dude taking out the slime.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: V Man on December 24, 2011, 04:45:54 AM
WTF? Is this for real?? lol


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: TrueGrit on December 24, 2011, 04:48:18 AM
I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still,  the movie looks great.

I concur. Will still watch it though.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: claymore on December 24, 2011, 05:41:13 AM
I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still,  the movie looks great.

"Weak liberal world"...Agreed


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: jon cole on December 24, 2011, 05:46:23 AM
why is he kicking a caricature of skinhead???

i think it's embarassing for everybody (black and white) because everybody knows the true story, ghetto thug and female chimp vs an old man...


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Dokey111 on December 24, 2011, 05:48:54 AM
That can't be a real film.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 24, 2011, 05:49:52 AM
I agree on the bullshit, but if they put this movie out of an angry white man kicking the shit out of black guys, the black community would fucking raise hell about racism in america, lawsuits, bullshit, Rev Jackson, rioting, etc. Imagine if it came out the right way and it blew up? Theyd become martyrs, itd become a symbol of white racism to them.
They want to get laughs and make money, white people can take a joke, a large potion of the black community cant.
Simple as that.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 24, 2011, 05:52:05 AM
oh, and its fucking EPIC that Ron Perlman has such an awesome sense of humor to be in this flick.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Marty Champions on December 24, 2011, 05:57:10 AM
why is he kicking a caricature of skinhead???

i think it's embarassing for everybody (black and white) because everybody knows the true story, ghetto thug and female chimp vs an old man...

this is good its such a blatant pussy footing around the real issue that people will finally wake up

its all been planned out by


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: jon cole on December 24, 2011, 06:02:13 AM
this is good its such a blatant pussy footing around the real issue that people will finally wake up

its all been planned out by


damn a caricature of a liverpool 1975 skinhead...


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: el numero uno on December 24, 2011, 06:07:20 AM
WTF? Is this for real?? lol

X2!


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: TrueGrit on December 24, 2011, 06:41:40 AM
I didn't believe "Hobo with a shotgun" was a real movie at first.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 24, 2011, 01:22:00 PM
they should have a movie where a white republican man goes about the city beating the shit out of delinquent minority characters


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Reeves on December 24, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
"Weak liberal world"...Agreed

Yup.  Cock Gobblins the lot of 'em.  It was an old caucasional man that whupped the much younger (and far more ignorant) black (yes, Benny, black with a lower case "b") yoot.

Should've stayed true to the story in that respect.  FTN.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: ironneck on December 24, 2011, 01:31:46 PM
haha cant believe it :D


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Hulkotron on December 24, 2011, 01:57:34 PM
Looks great, nice.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: el numero uno on December 24, 2011, 02:00:32 PM
Hollywood should make a movie about getbig


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2011, 02:00:38 PM
AMBER LAMPS!


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: delta9mda on December 24, 2011, 02:05:25 PM
AMBER LAMPS!
its not amber lamps it ebonics and its amba lampse. hes not asking to bring the red lights he telling to call the ambulance.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2011, 02:09:51 PM
its not amber lamps it ebonics and its amba lampse. hes not asking to bring the red lights he telling to call the ambulance.

Oh... thanks for clearing that up  ::)

Still fucking that nz slut?


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2011, 02:35:54 PM
Still awesome that someone had the sack to put up the money and do a legit movie loosely built around Epic Beard Man.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: arce1988 on December 24, 2011, 02:38:43 PM
  I thought it was Tommy Lee Jones


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2011, 02:48:25 PM
I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still,  the movie looks great.

Has nothing to do with the liberal world and everything to do with the Hierarchy doing everything in their power to breed out the white race.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Wiggs on December 24, 2011, 04:01:20 PM
Lol...they fucked you white guys on this movie...thats fucked up. EBM, is cool mfer.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 24, 2011, 04:03:14 PM
Lol...they fucked you white guys on this movie...thats fucked up. EBM, is cool mfer.
They had too...
The black community would have crucifed everyone that even looked at that movie if it was made the right way...
I imagine there would probably even be boycotts at some theatres...
Hell the black panthers were brandishing clubs at people who were not going to vote Obama, could you imagine what would happen here?


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Borracho on December 24, 2011, 04:08:28 PM
hahahha they might as well have made ebm a black guy ;D

what a kick in the nuts this is


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Wiggs on December 24, 2011, 04:10:37 PM
They had too...
The black community would have crucifed everyone that even looked at that movie if it was made the right way...
I imagine there would probably even be boycotts at some theatres...
Hell the black panthers were brandishing clubs at people who were not going to vote Obama, could you imagine what would happen here?

I know and understand. Still so fucked up that they made the white guy a skinhead in this...lol

In the words of a guy many know........The chickens are coming home to roost...


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2011, 04:28:13 PM
"Based on a true story"??? LMFAO!!!!!! Races and names have been changed to not offend the guilty........ :D


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: lyquid on December 24, 2011, 04:30:41 PM
I know and understand. Still so fucked up that they made the white guy a skinhead in this...lol

In the words of a guy many know........The chickens are coming home to roost...

you shoulda auditiomed for the part of the black guy om the bus that gets beat up. Ur uglier tham him but woulda worked good emough.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Devon97 on December 24, 2011, 04:31:41 PM
I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still,  the movie looks great.

this


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: bradistani on December 24, 2011, 04:57:13 PM
Has nothing to do with the liberal world and everything to do with the Hierarchy doing everything in their power to breed out the white race.

lol, why would they do that  ???


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 24, 2011, 05:00:50 PM
lol, why would they do that  ???

we all know why.   


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: bradistani on December 24, 2011, 05:42:34 PM
we all know why.   

not really  ???

a jewish plot  ???



Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 24, 2011, 05:50:47 PM
not really  ???

a jewish plot  ???



having a hispanic beat up whites and blacks is more pc than a black beating whites and Hispanics or a white beating blacks and Hispanics.   



very easy symbol of our bullshit country these days. 


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: bradistani on December 24, 2011, 06:05:30 PM
having a hispanic beat up whites and blacks is more pc than a black beating whites and Hispanics or a white beating blacks and Hispanics.   



very easy symbol of our bullshit country these days. 

true. i'll give you that one. it's ridiculous that they've even contemplated making changes from the actual event. but there you are.

the other fella likens it to breeding out the white race, lol.

listen, whites are virtually responsible for every technological, medical, and scientific invention, discovery, advancement in our world today. there's no 'breeding out' conspiracy. the world would be fucked if that happened.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: QuakerOats on December 24, 2011, 06:21:47 PM
true. i'll give you that one. it's ridiculous that they've even contemplated making changes from the actual event. but there you are.

the other fella likens it to breeding out the white race, lol.

listen, whites are virtually responsible for every technological, medical, and scientific invention, discovery, advancement in our world today. there's no 'breeding out' conspiracy. the world would be fucked if that happened.
making a truthful statement like that about the negro race is bound to get you kicked off this board, HOW DARE YOU tell the truth about the black race like that? shame on you.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 24, 2011, 06:36:49 PM
I know and understand. Still so fucked up that they made the white guy a skinhead in this...lol

In the words of a guy many know........The chickens are coming home to roost...
Agree.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2011, 07:10:13 PM
"Based on a true story"??? LMFAO!!!!!! Races and names have been changed to not offend the guilty........ :D


lol...Races and names have been changed to keep the pre-teen/young teen girls thinking what the Kardashians are doing is super cool.

http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/richard-pryor-smashed-kris-kardashian-jenner/


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2011, 07:23:01 PM
Kris Humphrey's voted most hated NBA player. Just happens to be a white guy. lol

http://www.ballerstatus.com/2011/12/22/move-over-lebron-kris-humphries-is-now-the-most-hated-nba-player/#.TvaWqjXWaSo


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2011, 07:26:40 PM
This white dude here took a bullet for the Hierarchy for sure. Those whores on the show made him out to be the white devil. Which may be close because he for sure sold his soul for the Kardashian agenda of making the white guy look like total garbage.

http://www.scottdisick.com/


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: jude2 on December 24, 2011, 10:04:07 PM
I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still,  the movie looks great.
[/quote Agreed. Since they did this I will wait to it hits HBO.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: WillGrant on December 25, 2011, 03:43:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LfqmE.jpg)


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Tito24 on December 25, 2011, 03:51:27 AM
they should make a movie of the racist english lady in the metro


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: kiwiol on December 25, 2011, 04:05:39 AM
I'm making an amateur porn video with your mom.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Tito24 on December 25, 2011, 04:09:02 AM
I'm making an amateur porn video with your mom.

hahah noway shes too slutty for you ;D


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 25, 2011, 05:48:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LfqmE.jpg)

LOL!!!


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Montague on December 25, 2011, 07:55:10 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1928330/


Storyline
Decorated Vietnam hero Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It's not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus (where he protects an elderly black man from a pair of skin heads) makes him a local hero where he's suddenly celebrated once again. But his good fortune suddenly turns for the worse when his best friend Klondike is murdered and the police aren't doing anything about it.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 25, 2011, 09:12:35 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1928330/


Storyline
Decorated Vietnam hero Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It's not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus (where he protects an elderly black man from a pair of skin heads) makes him a local hero where he's suddenly celebrated once again. But his good fortune suddenly turns for the worse when his best friend Klondike is murdered and the police aren't doing anything about it.


WTF!!!!!


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Montague on December 25, 2011, 11:06:15 AM
WTF!!!!!


Poetic license - n.
Writers adapting a work for another medium (e.g., a film screenplay from a book) often make significant changes, additions to, or omissions from the original plot in the book, on the grounds that these changes were necessary to make a good film.[9] These changes are sometimes to the dismay of fans of the original work.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 25, 2011, 11:09:49 AM
No wonder this nation is finished.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: quadzilla456 on December 25, 2011, 11:10:09 AM
they should make a movie of the racist english lady in the metro
Yes, but change the races so the lady is black and the good guys white. That I WILL WATCH!


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Straw Man on December 25, 2011, 11:14:12 AM
straight to DVD

will probably be distributed at flea markets and bodegas


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: quadzilla456 on December 25, 2011, 11:14:22 AM
oh, and its fucking EPIC that Ron Perlman has such an awesome sense of humor to be in this flick.

Ron Perlman is a mudshark himself. Of course he would support something like this.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Montague on December 25, 2011, 11:15:24 AM
Seriously, it's Hollywood; why are you all acting so surprised?
Look at the vast majority of your film makers.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 25, 2011, 11:16:00 AM
straight to DVD

will probably be distributed at flea markets and bodegas

More false narratives by the media tailor made for the pussy milquetoast guilt ridden white liberals.  


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Straw Man on December 25, 2011, 11:17:04 AM
More false narratives by the media tailor made for the pussy milquetoast guilt ridden white liberals.  

you forgot to blame Obama


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 25, 2011, 11:19:55 AM
you forgot to blame Obama

I wish Obama had been the one in that bus getting lit up and in need of an ambalamps.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Straw Man on December 25, 2011, 11:22:29 AM
I wish Obama had been the one in that bus getting lit up and in need of an ambalamps.

pretty stupid thing to say, even for someone as dumb as you


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Montague on December 25, 2011, 11:26:14 AM
Granted, they altered and added A LOT of extra material to the story.
There’s no other way to stretch a four-minute Youtube video into a full-length feature film.
The writers/director/producers will no doubt offer that as a response to critics.

But honestly, was there a “need” to change the races of the protagonist, antagonist, innocent bystander, etc.?
Did it do anything to enhance or improve the story?
What is the explanation behind that decision?



Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 25, 2011, 11:27:26 AM
Granted, they altered and added A LOT of extra material to the story.
There’s no other way to stretch a four-minute Youtube video into a full-length feature film.
The writers/director/producers will no doubt offer that as a response to critics.

But honestly, was there a “need” to change the races of the protagonist, antagonist, innocent bystander, etc.?
Did it do anything to enhance or improve the story?
What is the explanation behind that decision?




Seriously?   We all know the answer.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Montague on December 25, 2011, 11:41:32 AM

Seriously?   We all know the answer.


Although the answer seems obvious, my post you quoted is not rhetorical, but rather a legitimate question.

Here's another:
If the actual event happened as in the fictional account, would they have altered it the other way around?



Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Reeves on December 25, 2011, 11:53:49 AM

Although the answer seems obvious, my post you quoted is not rhetorical, but rather a legitimate question.

Here's another:
If the actual event happened as in the fictional account, would they have altered it the other way around?

Allow me to answer for I am not only imminently qualified but I am also (due to being as totally negro as our current Presidente')  immune to bullshit liberal rebuttals.

It is because of a combination of self-deprecation on the part of pussbag liberals of non-colour (i.e., Liberal White Guilt) and a fear of being labeled a racist by social stalwarts like the Reeeeeeeeeeeverned Jackson and the desire to supplicate (i.e., kiss the collective ass) of people that are not black, but are actually what the comic Chris Rock has labeled "n iggers" (lame that one must spell it thus to avoid the censor here).

Black people hate n iggers too.  Just as white people despise the klan types out there, so too do cultured people that happen to be black but don't think or feel that skin color defines them, loathe the klan's counterpart of the color of culture, the n iggers. 

My mom used to tell me the only time color should matter is when you're picking out clothes, a new car or other such goods. 


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: bradistani on December 25, 2011, 01:02:28 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1928330/


Storyline
Decorated Vietnam hero Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It's not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus (where he protects an elderly black man from a pair of skin heads) makes him a local hero where he's suddenly celebrated once again. But his good fortune suddenly turns for the worse when his best friend Klondike is murdered and the police aren't doing anything about it.


anyway, i love, danny trejo. and this film is right up my street ! i just hope it's better than machete


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 25, 2011, 01:35:38 PM
A MOVIE BASED ON THE REAL LIFE CRIME FIGHTING EXPLOITS OF THE EPIC BEARD MAN.

USA BITCHES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6UCHk5pFmU

Bullshit...  ::)


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 25, 2011, 01:36:36 PM
why is he kicking a caricature of skinhead???

i think it's embarassing for everybody (black and white) because everybody knows the true story, ghetto thug and female chimp vs an old man...

What the fuck?

The most important part of the story (Race) was completely discarded...  I fucking hate Hollywood.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 25, 2011, 01:38:23 PM
they should have a movie where a white republican man goes about the city beating the shit out of delinquent minority characters

Falling Down (1993)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ptujwrPnjwM/TJcw4pp4USI/AAAAAAAABlQ/SxcsVws5pnI/s1600/Falling_down_still.jpg)


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 25, 2011, 01:39:21 PM
Still awesome that someone had the sack to put up the money and do a legit movie loosely built around Epic Beard Man.

All they did was make a disrespectful mockery of Tom Bruso.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: bradistani on December 25, 2011, 01:42:56 PM
there doesn't seem to be any mention of this on his imdb page


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 25, 2011, 01:44:43 PM
Maybe they changed the story because they didnt want to have to pay him likeness rights?


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: devilsmile on December 25, 2011, 03:13:21 PM
I agree on the bullshit, but if they put this movie out of an angry white man kicking the shit out of black guys, the black community would fucking raise hell about racism in america, lawsuits, bullshit, Rev Jackson, rioting, etc. Imagine if it came out the right way and it blew up? Theyd become martyrs, itd become a symbol of white racism to them.
They want to get laughs and make money, white people can take a joke, a large potion of the black community cant.
Simple as that.

qft


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 25, 2011, 04:46:04 PM
Falling Down (1993)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ptujwrPnjwM/TJcw4pp4USI/AAAAAAAABlQ/SxcsVws5pnI/s1600/Falling_down_still.jpg)

Great movie.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: johnnynoname on December 25, 2011, 04:47:41 PM
i'm no racist but if this movie doesn't have some white guy beating up a nigger on the bus then I will call bullshit


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 25, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
i'm no racist but if this movie doesn't have some white guy beating up a nigger on the bus then I will call bullshit
It has a mexican beating up 2 white guys in order to save some poor black guy.  ??? :-\ >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: johnnynoname on December 25, 2011, 05:01:37 PM
It has a mexican beating up 2 white guys in order to save some poor black guy.  ??? :-\ >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

there is no God


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 25, 2011, 05:03:59 PM
They need to get a little creative with it and possibly have Danny Trejo carry around a Machete while riding various forms of public transportation around the city.  As soon as some smart as starts to give him shit, you know the rest..

...the rest as in he forces the jerks (preferably blacks, hispanics and maybe some brazilian men) by the edge of his blade, to violent sexual intercourse.

"1"


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: polychronopolous on December 25, 2011, 05:04:40 PM
It has a mexican beating up 2 white guys in order to save some poor black guy.  ??? :-\ >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Has that very action ever even happened in the history of the world?


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 25, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
Has that very action ever even happened in the history of the world?

LOL


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: TrueGrit on December 25, 2011, 05:18:28 PM
The black woman that was urging the wannabe thug to "kick his white ass" will be replaced in the film by a viciously racist white woman , not unlike the UK bitch on a tram!


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 25, 2011, 05:49:23 PM
4chan going bonkers over this  ;D

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/370305076

lol

706 likes, 828 dislikes


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: johnnynoname on December 25, 2011, 05:55:51 PM
i still don't know how 4chan works


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 25, 2011, 05:59:02 PM
i still don't know how 4chan works

GOOD!  That just means you're not a fucking nerd like me.  :)


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The Ugly on December 25, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
Hollywood is gay.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The_Hammer on December 25, 2011, 06:32:11 PM
What the fuck?

The most important part of the story (Race) was completely discarded...  I fucking hate Hollywood.

Why is race the most important part of the story?


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 25, 2011, 06:43:38 PM
Why is race the most important part of the story?
I think the fact that race was so important to Hollywood that they had to change it says a lot about the state of things in this country.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The_Hammer on December 25, 2011, 06:51:15 PM
I think the fact that race was so important to Hollywood that they had to change it says a lot about the state of things in this country.

What's the state of things in this country?


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: polychronopolous on December 25, 2011, 07:00:09 PM
What's the state of things in this country?

Aren't you the same asshole who thinks that Rocky 5 was made over 25 years ago?

God damn you must be the stupidest sonovabitch on this site.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: 240 is Back on December 25, 2011, 07:26:01 PM
WTF? Is this for real?? lol

It's like The Onion made a movie trailer.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Shockwave on December 25, 2011, 07:33:55 PM
What's the state of things in this country?
That even though were trying to erase racism, the fact is weve just managed to totally flip the issue, nothing has changed really, its still accepted to be racist/discrimate, its just the groups who are allowed tp do it have changed.
That race is a big deal when its white on black/mexican, but its ok when its mexican/black on white. Big enough of a deal that they had to change it in this movie.

I know you deplore racism, which is an admirable trait, no one should be judged based on the color of their skin... HOWEVER, it would be stupid to believe that racial culture doesnt exist; stereotypes exist for a reason, people dont just come up with things out of thin air.

It seems our country has made it clear that racism is not tolerated under any circumstances..... unless you're not white.

When a mexican calls someone white boy... its freedom of speech. (and rightfully so)
When a black calls someone a cracker, its freedom of speech. (and rightfully so)
If a white guy calls someone a spic or n-word, its racist. What happened to freedom of speech and equality for all?

We have gone on a crusade as a country to stop racism (which is a good thing), but instead of making an effort to erase racism in its entirety, we have just made it wrong if youre white, but if youre not, hell have at it (Even family guy made a comment about this; "Thats racist... Unless your black, who for some reason now days cannot be racist" lol)... Have you heard of a single news story of a black man committing a hate crime?

A single news story of a mexican discriminating against whites?

I doubt it.

If theyre going to crucify people and make such a crusade against racism, they need to do it against everyone who commits it.. not just against one group of people.

Personally, I feel that the issue of race is made more pronounced by things like this, they made it an issue, everyone knows the real story, and by changing it so obviously it blatantly tells everyone that yes, race is so important we had to change it to not offend people. Which isnt equality; its discrimination in its own way.
The same way I feel that the government makes race more of an issue than it should be... Hate crime laws are so bad that anyone white on minority crime can be a hate crime... but you almost never see the reverse. That isnt the way it should be... hate crimes should only be an issue if they there is no doubt the crime occured due to race.. and it should go both ways. Otherwise its not equality.... its discrimination.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: 240 is Back on December 25, 2011, 07:49:57 PM
At least they didn't dishonor another memory with a Roberto Sly movie.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 25, 2011, 09:12:36 PM
At least they didn't dishonor another memory with a Roberto Sly movie.


give it some time.  eddie murphy would make a good bob sly!


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The_Hammer on December 25, 2011, 09:25:12 PM
The fact that people think it's a big deal to change the race of characters in a movie reveals how some people viewed the original video.

Some people viewed the original video as BLACK Vs. WHITE.

Some people, like myself, viewed it as PERSON VS. PERSON.  

It's an African American man fighting a Caucasian man, but race means nothing in the context of the video from my perspective.


That even though were trying to erase racism, the fact is weve just managed to totally flip the issue, nothing has changed really, its still accepted to be racist/discrimate, its just the groups who are allowed tp do it have changed.
That race is a big deal when its white on black/mexican, but its ok when its mexican/black on white. Big enough of a deal that they had to change it in this movie.

I know you deplore racism, which is an admirable trait, no one should be judged based on the color of their skin... HOWEVER, it would be stupid to believe that racial culture doesnt exist; stereotypes exist for a reason, people dont just come up with things out of thin air.

It seems our country has made it clear that racism is not tolerated under any circumstances..... unless you're not white.

When a mexican calls someone white boy... its freedom of speech. (and rightfully so)
When a black calls someone a cracker, its freedom of speech. (and rightfully so)
If a white guy calls someone a spic or n-word, its racist. What happened to freedom of speech and equality for all?

We have gone on a crusade as a country to stop racism (which is a good thing), but instead of making an effort to erase racism in its entirety, we have just made it wrong if youre white, but if youre not, hell have at it (Even family guy made a comment about this; "Thats racist... Unless your black, who for some reason now days cannot be racist" lol)... Have you heard of a single news story of a black man committing a hate crime?

A single news story of a mexican discriminating against whites?

I doubt it.

If theyre going to crucify people and make such a crusade against racism, they need to do it against everyone who commits it.. not just against one group of people.

Personally, I feel that the issue of race is made more pronounced by things like this, they made it an issue, everyone knows the real story, and by changing it so obviously it blatantly tells everyone that yes, race is so important we had to change it to not offend people. Which isnt equality; its discrimination in its own way.
The same way I feel that the government makes race more of an issue than it should be... Hate crime laws are so bad that anyone white on minority crime can be a hate crime... but you almost never see the reverse. That isnt the way it should be... hate crimes should only be an issue if they there is no doubt the crime occured due to race.. and it should go both ways. Otherwise its not equality.... its discrimination.

That's your opinion.  

I believe we live in a country where every man, woman, and child enjoys racial equality.  The days of inequality based on someones gender, skin color, or lifestyle is dying.  

A new generation of tolerant, intelligent, young people are beginning to run society.  Hopefully, the ignorance of past generations will be erased and every person can lead fullfilling lives.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The_Hammer on December 25, 2011, 09:32:38 PM
WE ARE ALL ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5IBRJu1oyk


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The_Hammer on December 25, 2011, 09:37:04 PM
(http://blogsensebybarb.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/four-ways-of-looking-at-flag-04-af.jpg)


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 09:48:58 AM
the world really hates white people, huh...


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 09:55:22 AM
the world really hates white people, huh...


More like jealous and envious.  The more brown this country gets, the worse off we will be.   Everyone knows it.     


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 26, 2011, 10:51:31 AM
Some people viewed the original video as BLACK Vs. WHITE.

Some people, like myself, viewed it as PERSON VS. PERSON.  

White people are senselessly attacked daily by minorities at astronomical rates.  The fact that this old man was able to turn it around in such a common minority thug versus white victim scenario is what the Epic Beard Man video was all about.

This movie is unrealistic, and disrespectful.

Next we should cast Bernhard Goetz as a black man, defending himself from white thugs on the Subway, because that's such a common occurrence.  ::)


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 10:53:59 AM
More like jealous and envious.  The more brown this country gets, the worse off we will be.   Everyone knows it.    

envious of what... jealousy of what... I'm a regular joe, doing regular shit. But I know exactly what you mean by that, trust me. Many times I have these hatefull and dissapointed gazes when confronting with them. Especially if I'm with a woman, they look at me very angrily, this weird gaze in their eyes. Not all, and I have quite a few non white friends that I love, but lmao :D

My country leaders are very anti finnish and very super pro liberals. Russias putingwants to attach finland back to russia and finnish leaders wants to convert our whole country into islam basicly. Finland has also sucked up the white guilt nonsense like no other, and the most frustrating and angering part of it is that a guy like me has to endure that shit, it really is pissing me off. But I also think that I'm gonna just abandon my own race because white people are the most backstabbing, penis envious, low selfesteem, gay and pervertic pieces of shits who constantly beat eachother to the ground :D

But it helps me to ease my anger towards that subject because I know why it happends. The whole world is going towards shit and that's NWO with OWC and everyone is going to suffer from it one way or the other. Cencury is the new norm and right now racism and immigration is again a hot topic because it helps the leaders to forge these bullshit laws that you can't say and do shit even if you are right. And then it will escalade.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 10:55:50 AM
envious of what... jealousy of what... I'm a regular joe, doing regular shit. But I know exactly what you mean by that, trust me. Many times I have these hatefull and dissapointed gazes when confronting with them. Especially if I'm with a woman, they look at me very angrily, this weird gaze in their eyes.

My country leaders are very anti finnish and very super pro liberals. Russias putingwants to attach finland back to russia and finnish leaders wants to convert our whole country into islam basicly. Finland has also sucked up the white guilt nonsense like no other, and the most frustrating and angering part of it is that a guy like me has to endure that shit, it really is pissing me off.

But it helps me to ease my anger towards that subject because I know why it happends. The whole world is going towards shit and that's NWO with OWC and everyone is going to suffer from it one way or the other. Cencury is the new norm and right now racism and immigration is again a hot topic because it helps the leaders to forge these bullshit laws that you can't say and do shit even if you are right. And then it will escalade.




Think Detroit, Chicago, LA, St. Louis, Atlanta, Memphis, Newark, Bronnx, etc.           


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 10:57:35 AM

Think Detroit, Chicago, LA, St. Louis, Atlanta, Memphis, Newark, Bronnx, etc.          

I don't live in those parts, I was describing my country :D

And did you read about the nwo part in my post...


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: wes on December 26, 2011, 10:58:08 AM
IT`S ONLY A MOVIE !

IT`S ONLY A MOVIE !

IT`S ONLY A MOVIE !

IT`S ONLY A MOVIE !

IT`S ONLY A MOVIE !

IT`S ONLY A MOVIE !


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 11:01:22 AM
I don't live in those parts, I was describing my country :D

And did you read about the nwo part in my post...


Yes - but when you are at ground zero of the worst trends of society like i am - you see stuff way before others.   


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The_Hammer on December 26, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=406205.50

I think blacks in general in the USA are a failed race.  As a whole, they have bought in to bullshit ideologies, failed messiahs, blame everyone under the sun for the plight they suffer, refuse to accept societal norms, are a drain on society culturally and economicially, and will not improve until they shed themselves of the socialism, blame everyone else, communism, welfarism, and other idiotc nonsense peddled to them by the media, poverty pimps, etc.  

When Blacks keep voting Democrat 90% or better year after year no matter what - what does that tell you?      


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 11:06:59 AM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=406205.50


QFT - 33 telling the unvarnished truth as usual.   


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 11:09:25 AM

Yes - but when you are at ground zero of the worst trends of society like i am - you see stuff way before others.   

the fact is, people are all the same value no matter what the race is, no matter what the gender or size of the people is. And people should value family bondage, love and harmony instead of selfishness, materialism and new age science like now days.

I said merry christmas to my neighbour in christmas eve and he stutterred to me and had this weird look in his eyes. Probably thought I was a pervert, lol. White people, huh  ::)  ;D

Because, there are these modern babylonian witch kings in power who don't agree with me. They want the world to grow inside a a glass box, people focusing on things that definetely has nothing to do with things I mentioned above. And this white guilt propaganda helps their agenda, it's nothing more.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 11:12:14 AM
the fact is, people are all the same value no matter what the race is, no matter what the gender or size of the people is. And people should value family bondage, love and harmony instead of selfishness, materialism and new age science like now days.

I said merry christmas to my neighbour in christmas eve and he stutterred to me and had this weird look in his eyes. Probably thought I was a pervert, lol. White people, huh  ::)  ;D

Because, there are these modern babylonian witch kings in power who don't agree with me. They want the world to grow inside a a glass box, people focusing on things that definetely has nothing to do with things I mentioned above. And this white guilt propaganda helps their agenda, it's nothing more.


Utter horsehit.     


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 11:15:17 AM

Utter horsehit.     

Glad you say it, because then we are done talking  :P



Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
Glad you say it, because then we are done talking  :P



Here is why I say that.   We are told time and time again that the cause for extreme violence in the inner city is due to poverty, social justice issues, etc.   However - there are many parts of this country as poor or worse that don't have even a fraction of the same levels of violence. 

why is that?       


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Natural Man on December 26, 2011, 11:33:43 AM
Here is why I say that.   We are told time and time again that the cause for extreme violence in the inner city is due to poverty, social justice issues, etc.   However - there are many parts of this country as poor or worse that don't have even a fraction of the same levels of violence.  

why is that?        
because there s nothing worse than being fatherless, uneducated, black and atheist.


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Straw Man on December 26, 2011, 01:51:34 PM
QFT - 33 telling the unvarnished truth as usual.   

referring to yourself is the third person is yet another sign you're a lunatic


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 01:53:49 PM
referring to yourself is the third person is yet another sign you're a lunatic

And you being a white left wing socialist/regressive who voted for obama in 2008 and plans to do so again in 2012 proves you are a complete incompetent idiot - next.   


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 01:56:04 PM
earth will still go round and round around the sun, what are you all going to do about these things  ::)

talk talk talk, all I hear is talk. Like my rants about never getting a great lay, you people cry about how nonwhites are stealing your posessions, uuuuuuuh  :'(....

what are you all going to do about it then? Yeah we know non whites are doing most of the crimes against white folks for one because they are the clear majority of the population and secondly most of them are taught from the early age to think whites as lesser good.

Again, what are you all going to do about it , deadlift them, bench press them  ::)

pick up a gun and go be martys, if you have any balls.


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 01:58:16 PM
earth will still go round and round around the sun, what are you all going to do about these things  ::)

talk talk talk, all I hear is talk. Like my rants about never getting a great lay, you people cry about how nonwhites are stealing your posessions, uuuuuuuh  :'(....

what are you all going to do about it then? Yeah we know non whites are doing most of the crimes against white folks for one because they are the clear majority of the population and secondly most of them are taught from the early age to think whites as lesser good.

Again, what are you all going to do about it , deadlift them, bench press them  ::)

How about that they are just not raised like normal human beings in most large urband centers and find it easier to act like animals?   


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 02:04:23 PM
How about that they are just not raised like normal human beings in most large urband centers and find it easier to act like animals?    

so that's the grand answer?

go do it then, they won't stop other wise  ::)

go teach them how to be good people, huh, why don't you. White people as a group learned to treat blackies and brownies as their fellow man, you could go out there and be our white martin luther king, you will make history.

Think about it, your country would then have woman pride day, gay pride day, man pride day, dog pride day, cat pride day, pac man pride day, socially incompetent pride day, black pride day and finally a white pride day.




Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 26, 2011, 02:06:27 PM
so that's the grand answer?

go do it then, they won't stop other wise  ::)

go teach them how to be good people, huh, why don't you. White people as a group learned to treat blackies and brownies as their fellow man, you could go out there and be our white martin luther king, you will make history.

Think about it, your country would then have woman pride day, gay pride day, man pride day, dog pride day, cat pride day, pac man pride day, socially incompetent pride and finally a white pride day.





Not in 2011.  Anyone speaking out gets trashed.   anyone pointing out the obvious gets called a racist.   Degenerate behavior is applauded and condoned.


Thug pofs are made excuses for. 


At this point - I prefer they all just kill each other off and let the decent ones survive.           


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: devilsmile on December 26, 2011, 02:18:06 PM

Not in 2011.  Anyone speaking out gets trashed.   anyone pointing out the obvious gets called a racist.   Degenerate behavior is applauded and condoned.


Thug pofs are made excuses for.  


At this point - I prefer they all just kill each other off and let the decent ones survive.          

talk talk talk again.

Do something about it. In the times of knights and horses people actually went to war with spears, swords and shields. Now days you can buy automatic rifles in stores in america and kill even thousands of people as a single shooter.

So go gather yourself a deceant army of people who have balls and cold blood and who are willing to kill people in order to sacrifice their own life. Spread accross the country and start banging. You could easily kill few houndreds of thousands of black people, maby even a million.

Only the sky is the limit here  ::)


Title: Re: EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 26, 2011, 03:32:55 PM
Lol...they fucked you white guys on this movie...thats fucked up. EBM, is cool mfer.


Esp/since I heard that Hulk Hogan and Brutus the barber beefcake have a gay scene in the movie.  :-\


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: TrueGrit on December 27, 2011, 08:14:30 AM
EBM works best as a crazy, angry white boy scarred by Vietnam.

I wonder if this is political correctness or simply that they decided to build the film around Trejo once they got him on board.


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 27, 2011, 08:18:56 AM
It's probably that as soon as you get Trejo in a project, they build it around him


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: ob205 on December 27, 2011, 09:13:15 AM
Hollywood should make a movie about 9/11 where 18 people from the Bronx get on planes to Saudi Arabia and crash into buildings! 


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: quadzilla456 on December 27, 2011, 06:10:24 PM
Wow, big surprise that the writer is Jewish! I would never have guessed! On his first ASSignment no less!

Elliot Tishman - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4453512/)


Title: Re: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie
Post by: quadzilla456 on December 27, 2011, 06:13:06 PM
It's probably that as soon as you get Trejo in a project, they build it around him
Yeah, his just your regular middle America Joe back from Vietnam for decades and fed up with minority whites (who never served in Vietnam)!


Title: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: TK652 on December 28, 2011, 06:37:08 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/52405 (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/52405)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6UCHk5pFmU


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 28, 2011, 06:38:44 PM
i'm glad you posted this because I havent had access to the internet for the last 2 weeks


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 28, 2011, 06:39:29 PM
i'm glad you posted this because I havent had access to the internet for the last 2 weeks

Johnny,

How are you?

"1"


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: che on December 28, 2011, 06:40:19 PM
(http://mlkshk.com/r/1VOS)


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 28, 2011, 06:40:54 PM
Johnny,

How are you?

"1"


still straight--;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 28, 2011, 06:43:09 PM

still straight--;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hey, I have sex with men and enjoy sucking a good cock, that doesn't mean that I'm not straight.

You?
"1"


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 28, 2011, 06:45:48 PM
Hey, I have sex with men and enjoy sucking a good cock, that doesn't mean that I'm not straight.

You?
"1"

that doesn't make you gay.....


....that makes you awesome


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: che on December 28, 2011, 06:51:35 PM
that doesn't make you gay.....


....that makes you awesome

X100


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: HTexan on December 28, 2011, 07:46:25 PM
i would so watch that movie. ;D


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on December 28, 2011, 07:58:27 PM
what kind of C-grade shit is this. straight to VHS


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 28, 2011, 10:02:43 PM

still straight--;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

favorite Johnny song :D This chick calling Johnny queer needs to be banged pronto!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ2X2_ts5Kw


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: TheGrinch on December 28, 2011, 11:01:50 PM
any reason the guy on the bus couldnt be black like in real life?


Title: Re: I hope they don't leave out Amber Lamps!!!
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2011, 11:09:13 PM
that doesn't make you gay.....


....that makes you awesome
:-\