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Title: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: 24KT on March 16, 2012, 05:13:38 PM
Yesterday afternoon, after checking my bandwidth usage for the month, I realized I'd gone over, and was about to be throttled (ie: have my speeds reduced).
Well the last time they did that my speeds went down to 56k dial up speeds. Since the month was only half over, I decided to take my laptop over to a local restaurant with WiFi, and do a bit of work over there.

For some odd reason, my laptop couldn't connect. None of my browsers would work, and all 4 of my network adaptors were disabled, and or firewalled. Including my mobile laptop stick from my ISP.

After fartzing around for 2 hrs, I managed to access WIFI using a different USB port. As I waited for my emails to download, I got up to get some pepper for my salad, and a few napkins, when this big guy about 6'4" muscular wearing a solid navy T-shirt saunters up beside me as he refilled his cup at the soda fountain, and casually asks

COP: "So, have you uncovered any new conspiracy theories lately that the public needs to be informed about?"


That's a pretty unusual question to ask a total stranger don't you think? If he had attempted to make small talk about the unseasonably warm spring weather we were having, I might not have pegged him so quickly, ...but CT talk? Can you be more obvious?  ::)

ME: "I can't be bothered with Conspiracy Theories. There's a ton of stuff out there wide out in the open, I don't need to tell anybody else. As long as I know what's going on, I'm good"

COP: "There's nothing you can do to stop it anyway"

ME: "Who can be bothered to deal with Conspiracy theories?"

COP: "There's nothing you can do to stop it!"

ME: "As long as I know what's going on, and can protect myself, I'm good. I don't need to try to stop anything"

COP: "If you did YOU'D BE DEAD!"

ME: "There aren't enough hours in the day for me to want to try to stop anything"

COP: YOU'D BE DEAD!"

His tone the whole time was pleasant, light, conversational, and matter-of-fact, up until he felt the need to not only repeat his last three words, but, to also give them added extra emphasis.

So I calmly, matter-of-factly turned to him and smiled, asking...

ME: Is that an FYI, ...OR A THREAT?!!

He simply put his cup down, turned around and walked away. Left his soda cup right there without filling it up. There was none of the reaction one would expect from someone NOT making a threat, ...like the shocked denial of something so incredulous and clearly out of left field. It was almost as if he felt his message had gotten through, and his mission was accomplished.

The stupid putz didn't realize I not only snagged his picture with my cell phone, I also had presence of mind to retrieve the plastic cup he had put down. The one with his fingerprints all over them.

Needless to say... that cup and that picture, are in a very safe, safe place to be released in the event of my untimely demise.


So you slimey piece of PORK, ...if you're listening, which I know you undoubtedly are, ...in answer to your question...

YES I HAVE UNCOVERED A BOATLOAD OF CONSPIRACY FACT!
...and the morally bankrupt plague on humanity that you work for are going down to the pits of hell where you belong!!!
   >:(

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Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: 24KT on March 19, 2012, 08:10:47 PM
Imminent Televised Event: Mass Arrests of 10,000 Global Cabal Members - 2012

Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 20, 2012, 06:10:11 AM
Maybe you should put a reminder label marking a spot on your second bottle of wine that reads: "Don't post past this mark"
Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: 24KT on March 20, 2012, 10:56:23 PM
Maybe you should put a reminder label marking a spot on your second bottle of wine that reads: "Don't post past this mark"

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Good One!

I'm actually sitting in a restaurant right now, and reading your comment triggered the biggest spontaneous belly laugh.

I was actually stone cold sober when I typed that. For the record, I rarely drink any more than 2 flutes of champagne in any one evening.
Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: Calloway on April 03, 2012, 05:31:14 PM
Yesterday afternoon, after checking my bandwidth usage for the month, I realized I'd gone over, and was about to be throttled (ie: have my speeds reduced).
Well the last time they did that my speeds went down to 56k dial up speeds. Since the month was only half over, I decided to take my laptop over to a local restaurant with WiFi, and do a bit of work over there.

For some odd reason, my laptop couldn't connect. None of my browsers would work, and all 4 of my network adaptors were disabled, and or firewalled. Including my mobile laptop stick from my ISP.

After fartzing around for 2 hrs, I managed to access WIFI using a different USB port. As I waited for my emails to download, I got up to get some pepper for my salad, and a few napkins, when this big guy about 6'4" muscular wearing a solid navy T-shirt saunters up beside me as he refilled his cup at the soda fountain, and casually asks

COP: "So, have you uncovered any new conspiracy theories lately that the public needs to be informed about?"


That's a pretty unusual question to ask a total stranger don't you think? If he had attempted to make small talk about the unseasonably warm spring weather we were having, I might not have pegged him so quickly, ...but CT talk? Can you be more obvious?  ::)

ME: "I can't be bothered with Conspiracy Theories. There's a ton of stuff out there wide out in the open, I don't need to tell anybody else. As long as I know what's going on, I'm good"

COP: "There's nothing you can do to stop it anyway"

ME: "Who can be bothered to deal with Conspiracy theories?"

COP: "There's nothing you can do to stop it!"

ME: "As long as I know what's going on, and can protect myself, I'm good. I don't need to try to stop anything"

COP: "If you did YOU'D BE DEAD!"

ME: "There aren't enough hours in the day for me to want to try to stop anything"

COP: YOU'D BE DEAD!"

His tone the whole time was pleasant, light, conversational, and matter-of-fact, up until he felt the need to not only repeat his last three words, but, to also give them added extra emphasis.

So I calmly, matter-of-factly turned to him and smiled, asking...

ME: Is that an FYI, ...OR A THREAT?!!

He simply put his cup down, turned around and walked away. Left his soda cup right there without filling it up. There was none of the reaction one would expect from someone NOT making a threat, ...like the shocked denial of something so incredulous and clearly out of left field. It was almost as if he felt his message had gotten through, and his mission was accomplished.

The stupid putz didn't realize I not only snagged his picture with my cell phone, I also had presence of mind to retrieve the plastic cup he had put down. The one with his fingerprints all over them.

Needless to say... that cup and that picture, are in a very safe, safe place to be released in the event of my untimely demise.


So you slimey piece of PORK, ...if you're listening, which I know you undoubtedly are, ...in answer to your question...

YES I HAVE UNCOVERED A BOATLOAD OF CONSPIRACY FACT!
...and the morally bankrupt plague on humanity that you work for are going down to the pits of hell where you belong!!!
   >:(

Elite PANICKING >> David Icke full length interview with Alex Jones





Sorry, but this sounds like a paranoid delusion or you are trolling.
Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: Agnostic007 on April 04, 2012, 06:01:54 PM
What a load of crap. I'm sorry for wasting the time to read it.. 
Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: Agnostic007 on April 04, 2012, 06:02:43 PM
PS.. you'll listen to him if you know what's good for you... this conversation never happened.. 8)
Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: Calloway on April 04, 2012, 06:14:50 PM
Believe me. If you were disturbing a high enough force, they would just kill you. There wouldnt be any conversations about it.

Sad but true.
Title: Re: I got threatened by a cop yesterday.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 14, 2012, 11:07:22 PM
It would be a cyber attack before they actually made contact. And how long do finger prints last on a cup?