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Title: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 29, 2012, 07:37:52 AM
So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl :-[
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man :-[


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: chaos on March 29, 2012, 07:39:05 AM
Hahaa!! Whole lotta good those flashy abs did you!


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 29, 2012, 07:55:08 AM
So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl :-[
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man :-[

oh



my



Gawd





were you wearing plaid ?

 ::)


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: Butterbean on March 29, 2012, 08:09:33 AM
oh



my



Gawd





were you wearing plaid ?

 ::)

He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 29, 2012, 08:32:04 AM
He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.

 ;D

LOLOLOL



Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: chaos on March 29, 2012, 08:52:50 AM
Poor Calvin....first owned by an overgrown rat, now being owned by Bigfoot. :(


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 29, 2012, 08:55:43 AM
He should have been wearing his black shiney shirt.  Raccoons like shiney things.


 >:(


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 29, 2012, 09:04:02 AM

 >:(

 ;D


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 05:46:51 AM
Carefully opened the lid this morning.


....it was all clear :)


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 30, 2012, 05:50:11 AM
Carefully opened the lid this morning.


....it was all clear :)
(http://i.qkme.me/21iw.jpg)

lulz

did you dress in dark clothes so you could be ninja like ?




Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 05:55:49 AM
(http://i.qkme.me/21iw.jpg)

lulz

did you dress in dark clothes so you could be ninja like ?





No,I made a lot of noise before I opened the lid so if he was in there he would know I was coming.


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 30, 2012, 06:09:01 AM

No,I made a lot of noise before I opened the lid so if he was in there he would know I was coming.

oh

so scaring one is a good thing before you open the lid ???


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 06:15:26 AM
oh

so scaring one is a good thing before you open the lid ???


 ::)...not super loud...just letting him know.


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 30, 2012, 06:29:51 AM

 ::)...not super loud...just letting him know.

show him your guns .. that should work  ;D

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrkl0nMr51qkw9e8o1_400.jpg)


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: chaos on March 30, 2012, 06:56:39 AM
Raccoons are always impressed with 13" arms....


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 07:10:39 AM
show him your guns .. that should work  ;D

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrkl0nMr51qkw9e8o1_400.jpg)
Raccoons are always impressed with 13" arms....


If the abs didn't work then I'm not sure the arms will work either :(


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 30, 2012, 07:14:00 AM

If the abs didn't work then I'm not sure the arms will work either :(

well geesh .. no wonder he wanted to bite you if youre going out there shirtless

he was prolly thinkin
"mmmmmmmmmm tasty looking ribs"















 ;D


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 07:45:28 AM
well geesh .. no wonder he wanted to bite you if youre going out there shirtless

he was prolly thinkin
"mmmmmmmmmm tasty looking ribs"















 ;D

Nah,not shirtless.


...pj's,a robe and slippers :)


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: w8m8 on March 30, 2012, 07:52:59 AM
Nah,not shirtless.


...pj's,a robe and slippers :)

oh

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn131/chefkeem/Bunny-slippers-chef.jpg)


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: chaos on March 30, 2012, 08:19:23 AM
Sounds like old man wear to me.


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on March 30, 2012, 08:44:25 AM
oh

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn131/chefkeem/Bunny-slippers-chef.jpg)




I don't smoke,have hair or wear glasses >:(


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 31, 2012, 01:02:52 AM
So the other morning I'm taking the garbage out and when I opened the trash lid I was startled by a raccoon in the can...I might have yelped like a little girl :-[
so I backed up and the little bastard hissed at me and it looked like he was making a move at me so I backed away so more....then I swear the little fucker gave me a cocky look like he was the man :-[
Those mofo's are bad to have rabies better wear Kevlar next time...


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on April 01, 2012, 10:46:46 AM
Hasn't been around...must have showed him who was in charge 8)


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 01, 2012, 11:53:00 AM
202 this morning team calvin


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2012, 06:08:22 PM
Yankees......  :-\


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: newmom on April 03, 2012, 03:33:03 PM
hahaha oh brother


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on April 04, 2012, 09:21:59 AM
Yankees......  :-\


Sorry but us non rednecks don't consider raccoons a delicacy :-X


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on April 13, 2012, 06:35:23 AM
202 this morning team calvin


Nice 8)


....no return sightings :)


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 16, 2012, 07:06:59 AM

Sorry but us non rednecks don't consider raccoons a delicacy :-X


Coons and possums are just for shootin'.....or training dogs, stud.  ;D


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 16, 2012, 09:52:45 AM

Coons and possums are just for shootin'.....or training dogs, stud.  ;D
Mofos will come out of nowhere here you better be packing they are known for rabies.


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: wes on June 21, 2012, 02:17:40 AM
Got three of those fuckers in my barn eating all my barn cats food.

Fat fuckers!!

Time to break out the howitzer!!  :(


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: polychronopolous on June 21, 2012, 04:05:28 AM
You should get Old Dan and Little Ann on they ass.


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 21, 2012, 05:33:53 AM
Got three of those fuckers in my barn eating all my barn cats food.

Fat fuckers!!

Time to break out the howitzer!!  :(

You are not welcome on the Y.

Hope this helps.


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: CalvinH on June 21, 2012, 07:35:41 AM
Got three of those fuckers in my barn eating all my barn cats food.

Fat fuckers!!

Time to break out the howitzer!!  :(


What kinda lazy ass barn cat do you have where you have to feed it with all those little critters running around ???


Title: Re: Owned by a raccoon
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 21, 2012, 11:18:58 AM
My grandfather was a raccoon hunter you do it at night he killed many of those mofo's had the skins hanging on his barn. He lived to 100 once I went with him in the mountains at night he had hunting dogs he would "tree them" meaning the dogs run them up a tree and then he shot them. I was about 15 years old he wore my ass out he could walk forever I never went again.. ;D Raccoon's carry rabies alot so I was also afraid one of them bitches would bite me and they are mean as fuck.