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Title: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: Twaddle on May 03, 2012, 05:53:25 PM
And he's 72 years old.  Discuss?

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Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2012, 06:04:20 PM
back? he never left !  8)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: arce1988 on May 03, 2012, 06:07:11 PM
  Carlos is the man...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 03, 2012, 06:10:59 PM
Not often you see 72-year old men playing the role of an Action-Hero!

Not many can do that, but the old guard from the 80's
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: outby43 on May 03, 2012, 06:12:49 PM
Not often you see 72-year old men playing the role of an Action-Hero!

Not many can do that, but the old guard from the 80's

I think it is name recognition.  If a new breed of action hero were to play in this movie, like say a Steve Namat,  I don't think it would go over as well.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: bigjim on May 03, 2012, 06:20:29 PM
Think of the action heros of that era, who are the new breed of action heros? I cant think of anyone these days thats a action hero that makes you want to go and pump the guns or go and punch a bag like these guys did. Sure they might not have been the best actors but the were an insperation.  :-[
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: outby43 on May 03, 2012, 06:26:21 PM
Think of the action heros of that era, who are the new breed of action heros? I cant think of anyone these days thats a action hero that makes you want to go and pump the guns or go and punch a bag like these guys did. Sure they might not have been the best actors but the were an insperation.  :-[

There isn't too many out there.  I mean some have been in action flicks but I don't consider them action heroes.  Tom Cruise, the Jason Bourne dude, Stone Cold.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: Dr.J on May 03, 2012, 07:32:31 PM
72!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: The Ugly on May 03, 2012, 07:50:42 PM
I owned all his old movies growing up (VHS). The karate ones, before he started playing soldier.

Best film: Code of Silence
Honorable Mention: An Eye for an Eye, Forced Vengeance
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on May 03, 2012, 08:24:26 PM
There isn't too many out there.  I mean some have been in action flicks but I don't consider them action heroes.  Tom Cruise, the Jason Bourne dude, Stone Cold.

I don't know if you aren't including him because he is in this movie, but Statham still rocks. Killer Elite and The Mechanic are good recent action flicks on top of his older stuff.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: avxo on May 03, 2012, 08:25:41 PM
And he's 72 years old.  Discuss?
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He joins the expendables because they have good benefits and the health plan doesn't require any co-pays or referrals for visits to specialists.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: hrspwr on May 03, 2012, 08:33:36 PM
I owned all his old movies growing up (VHS). The karate ones, before he started playing soldier.

Best film: Code of Silence
Honorable Mention: An Eye for an Eye, Forced Vengeance

 No way, Lone Wolf Mcquade is all you need. We wore that thing out on VHS back in `85.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: bigjim on May 03, 2012, 08:41:05 PM
There isn't too many out there.  I mean some have been in action flicks but I don't consider them action heroes.  Tom Cruise, the Jason Bourne dude, Stone Cold.

I guess tom cruise, he doesnt make me want to go to the gym neither does Matt damon good flicks the Misson impossibles and the bournes but they are lacking the ninja skills and big arms of past action stars.

The rock doesnt seem to be able to pull it off, and a few years ago Vin desial was touted as the next arnold but that never amounted to anything much hike the size of his arms.

Sam Worthington was alright in that terminator movie and avatar but wouldnt class him as a action hero, build or skill wise.

Christian bale is a good batman, but as for shila lebuf (transformers)  and that spider man guy they all kind of suck.

I guess movies have changed and we expect a good story mixed with realistic main man. the days of the huge body counts are over :(

Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: avxo on May 03, 2012, 09:24:32 PM
I guess tom cruise, he doesnt make me want to go to the gym neither does Matt damon good flicks the Misson impossibles and the bournes but they are lacking the ninja skills and big arms of past action stars.

All three Bourne flicks featured some pretty awesome ninja skills by Bourne. No big arms though.


I guess movies have changed and we expect a good story mixed with realistic main man. the days of the huge body counts are over :(

I can appreciate both older and newer movies. As for Mission Impossible, I much prefer the original series from the 60's to the piles of feces that star Tom Cruise.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 03, 2012, 09:27:28 PM
Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the current "actionheroes" are phoggots and go out fatboys compared to the actionheroes of the 80's.

Today's heroes are so metrosexual compared to Sly, Arnold, Chuck etc back in the day.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: avxo on May 03, 2012, 09:37:27 PM
Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the current "actionheroes" are phoggots and go out fatboys compared to the actionheroes of the 80's.

Today's heroes are so metrosexual compared to Sly, Arnold, Chuck etc back in the day.

I agree. But I'd argue that they're both more and less realistic at the same time. More realistic in the sense that it's not likely that a CIA officer would look like Arnold in True Lies. But less realistic in the sense that their portrayals as hyper-invincible "dodge bullets and have a 6-on-1 fistfight demolishing all opponents while at the same time drinking a coffee frappucino and not spilling a drop" are... well... not very realistic.

Is a good story and a realistic portrayal without CGI for the sake of CGI, without wirework for the sake of wirework and without hyperbole for the sake of hyperbole so much to ask?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: T-rex on May 03, 2012, 09:37:32 PM
No way, Lone Wolf Mcquade is all you need. We wore that thing out on VHS back in `85.

Best Chuck Norris flick ever. I still watch the whole thing through when it comes on TV.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 04, 2012, 02:17:53 AM
I agree. But I'd argue that they're both more and less realistic at the same time. More realistic in the sense that it's not likely that a CIA officer would look like Arnold in True Lies. But less realistic in the sense that their portrayals as hyper-invincible "dodge bullets and have a 6-on-1 fistfight demolishing all opponents while at the same time drinking a coffee frappucino and not spilling a drop" are... well... not very realistic.

Is a good story and a realistic portrayal without CGI for the sake of CGI, without wirework for the sake of wirework and without hyperbole for the sake of hyperbole so much to ask?

Well, do the majority of the people today want as much realism as possible in their movies these days?

Rocky, Rambo, almost all of Arnolds movies, Jean-Claudes movies, Chucks movies etc were unrealistic as hell but VERY popular back in the 80's

Did we care less about realism back then?

The society and way of thinking is changing of course.

Back then, Heroism and well-trained Actionheroes were enough to inspire the teenagers and enough entertainment for the adults, but does everyone crave 100 % realism these days?

Neither Tom, Matt or Sam Worthington would motivate anyone to start training for example.

The heroes of the 80's did more than just entertain, they were an inspiration as well. Maybe even rolemodels for some.

Some even started with Martial Arts thanks to Chuck, Bruce Lee, Jean-Claude etc or bodybuilding thanks to Arnold, Sly etc

Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Sam Worthington, Vin Diesel etc doesn't motivate for shit.


I mean, even now, today, i find entertainment in Clint Eastwoods older movies, Chucks older movies like Lone Wolf McQuade, Octagon, Missing in Action etc

Hell, even Mel Gibson (in Mad Max 2) was a greater inspiration than todays "heroes"
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: _bruce_ on May 04, 2012, 02:25:39 AM
Well, do the majority of the people today want as much realism as possible in their movies these days?

Rocky, Rambo, almost all of Arnolds movies, Jean-Claudes movies, Chucks movies etc were unrealistic as hell but VERY popular back in the 80's

Did we care less about realism back then?

The society and way of thinking is changing of course.

Back then, Heroism and well-trained Actionheroes were enough to inspire the teenagers and enough entertainment for the adults, but does everyone crave 100 % realism these days?

Neither Tom, Matt or Sam Worthington would motivate anyone to start training for example.

The heroes of the 80's did more than just entertain, they were an inspiration as well. Maybe even rolemodels for some.

Some even started with Martial Arts thanks to Chuck, Bruce Lee, Jean-Claude etc or bodybuilding thanks to Arnold, Sly etc

Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Sam Worthington, Vin Diesel etc doesn't motivate for shit.


I mean, even now, today, i find entertainment in Clint Eastwoods older movies, Chucks older movies like Lone Wolf McQuade, Octagon, Missing in Action etc

Hell, even Mel Gibson (in Mad Max 2) was a greater inspiration than todays "heroes"

x2 - was deeply impressed with him as a kid
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: Army of One on May 04, 2012, 02:29:52 AM
And he's 72 years old.  Discuss?

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Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: da_vinci on May 04, 2012, 04:08:12 AM
Have you seen his wife?
 Not every 72yo has a wife like that, seems like fella has planned it all out from the very begining huh

Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: njflex on May 04, 2012, 07:43:53 AM
chuck flick the title slipped my mind ,,,he's a sheriff and this crazy doctor has a healing serum and puts it into a guy who norris kills off and then he comes back ,,actor was tall guy and ugly but good flick.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: The Ugly on May 04, 2012, 08:28:16 AM
chuck flick the title slipped my mind ,,,he's a sheriff and this crazy doctor has a healing serum and puts it into a guy who norris kills off and then he comes back ,,actor was tall guy and ugly but good flick.

Silent Rage. I owned them all.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: njflex on May 04, 2012, 09:01:05 AM
Silent Rage. I owned them all.
BINGO!!!!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: Jon Harridan on May 04, 2012, 02:41:41 PM
I owned all his old movies growing up (VHS). The karate ones, before he started playing soldier.

Best film: Code of Silence
Honorable Mention: An Eye for an Eye, Forced Vengeance

Don't forget Top Dog! But Code of Silence has to take the honours.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: _bruce_ on May 04, 2012, 03:25:49 PM
Silent Rage is a keeper.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: The Ugly on May 04, 2012, 03:52:48 PM
But Code of Silence has to take the honours.

Doesn't it? It was the same director that did "Above the Law" and "The Fugitive" - great action guy. Way underrated.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: The Ugly on May 04, 2012, 04:11:17 PM
Silent Rage is a keeper.

My mom took me to see that at the theater. She loved it. Great bar fight scene.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on May 04, 2012, 09:02:16 PM
i cant believe he is actually 72
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: Mitch on May 04, 2012, 11:29:55 PM
72 ???

Haha, he looks like he's in his 50's  :o
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: Jon Harridan on May 05, 2012, 12:28:40 PM
I recommend everyone check out Bodyguard from Beijing (also known as The Defender) starring Jet Li. Now that's a lovely film! It might even move you to tears (at the end).

Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: HTexan on May 05, 2012, 01:13:48 PM
Jcvd > Norris any day of the week.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: BIG DUB on May 05, 2012, 10:22:15 PM
Jcvd > Norris any day of the week.

 >:(
Title: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2012, 11:25:17 AM
My childhood action hero Van Damme returns to the big screen baby!  He was born to play the "bad guy"!

There doesn't even need to be a plot  :D
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Shockwave on August 11, 2012, 11:42:33 AM
Their character names are priceless.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2012, 11:43:54 AM
Their character names are priceless.
I thought the same thing.  Brutal 80's action flick style!  I love it.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Wiggs on August 11, 2012, 11:58:57 AM
Oh shit, Scott Adkins is in it too?  Fuck Yeah...Team Juri Boyka!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Bosch on August 11, 2012, 12:00:40 PM
Waiting for it with anticipation, unique cast.
The first one was good, hope the second deliver even more.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Shockwave on August 11, 2012, 12:00:43 PM
Hale Ceasar? Toll Road? Yin Yang?

Sounds like win to me!
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2012, 12:01:16 PM
Oh shit, Scott Adkins is in it too?  Fuck Yeah...Team Juri Boyka!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's got everyone.  Fuck fat boy Seagal.  You notice no fat asses in that lineup for a reason.  I bet they left Seagal out for that reason alone.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Papper on August 11, 2012, 02:37:05 PM
Spot on thread

Van damme is fucking stealing the show here already
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: SF1900 on August 11, 2012, 02:45:34 PM
They should have Johnny Falcon and his epic pyramid shits in the movie.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: BOW on August 11, 2012, 02:46:42 PM
Oh shit, Scott Adkins is in it too?  Fuck Yeah...Team Juri Boyka!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha adkins is the shit all theyre missing is michael jai white. UNDISPUTED 2 bitches!!!
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
haha adkins is the shit all theyre missing is michael jai white. UNDISPUTED 2 bitches!!!
Yeah, they could replace that Hemsworth fag for White anyday in my book.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Schmoff on August 11, 2012, 03:10:00 PM
Their character names are priceless.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Parker on August 11, 2012, 03:17:35 PM
Hale Ceasar? Toll Road? Yin Yang?

Sounds like win to me!
If Wesley Snipes had his ish together, he probably would have played Mike Darkman.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: arce1988 on August 11, 2012, 03:22:55 PM
  Wes and MJW
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2012, 03:23:36 PM
If Wesley Snipes had his ish together, he probably would have played Mike Darkman.
good call parker. Snipes would be an awesome addition. Even before crews.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Parker on August 11, 2012, 03:27:18 PM
  Wes and MJW
Yep, MJW flies under the radar...
good call parker. Snipes would be an awesome addition. Even before crews.
Snipes and MJW should do a film (buddy or good vs evil) like a Bad Boys III

how did JCVD last movie do? The one where he was a mentor.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2012, 03:35:27 PM
Yep, MJW flies under the radar...Snipes and MJW should do a film (buddy or good vs evil) like a Bad Boys III

how did JCVD last movie do? The one where he was a mentor.

Dragon Eyes. It was a decent flick, although the true headliner was Cung Le. Van Damme was in the movie for about 10 minutes.  :'(  Good news is that he has plenty of movies in the pipeline.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Parker on August 11, 2012, 03:46:34 PM
Dragon Eyes. It was a decent flick, although the true headliner was Cung Le. Van Damme was in the movie for about 10 minutes.  :'(  Good news is that he has plenty of movies in the pipeline.
Saw it on amazon, was going to rent it...
I liked Cung Le's car that he pulled up in.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2012, 03:50:25 PM
Saw it on amazon, was going to rent it...
I liked Cung Le's car that he pulled up in.
Good action flick. Even has Peter Weller (Robo-cop) in it.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: manuelsonn on August 12, 2012, 12:00:14 AM
uberkitsch. old farts playng with guns..
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: D_1000 on August 12, 2012, 12:36:22 AM
Oh shit, Scott Adkins is in it too?  Fuck Yeah...Team Juri Boyka!!!!!!!!!!!!

X2
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: sync pulse on August 12, 2012, 03:40:21 AM
Ask if you could see his Grand jeté...
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: Da Freak on August 12, 2012, 10:37:49 AM
Oh shit, Scott Adkins is in it too?  Fuck Yeah...Team Juri Boyka!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS!
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: bradistani on August 12, 2012, 10:43:25 AM
Waiting for it with anticipation, unique cast.
The first one was good, hope the second deliver even more.

it was  ???
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 12, 2012, 12:12:12 PM
it was  ???
Sure it was.  Surely, you don't expect Oscar winning performances?  It's bro-service all the way.
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: HTexan on August 12, 2012, 08:36:49 PM
I wonder who gets the most pussy?
Title: Re: On August 17th, I will have a public mangasm!
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on September 01, 2012, 04:17:08 PM
If Wesley Snipes had his ish together, he probably would have played Mike Darkman.

you may get your wish for the 3rd Expendables

http://blogs.indiewire.com/shadowandact/wesley-snipes-wanted-for-expendables-3-what-else-is-on-his-post-prison-slate


Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: BILL ANVIL on September 01, 2012, 04:40:55 PM
There isn't too many out there.  I mean some have been in action flicks but I don't consider them action heroes.  Tom Cruise, the Jason Bourne dude, Stone Cold.

lol. austin is a horrible on screen actor, meant for pro wrestling.

rock is the only guy i consider to be a decent action hero these days.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back....
Post by: King Shizzo on September 01, 2012, 04:48:41 PM
lol. austin is a horrible on screen actor, meant for pro wrestling.

rock is the only guy i consider to be a decent action hero these days.
How can you say that? All the old guys are still doing action flicks. Watch some of Van Damme or Lundgren's direct to dvd stuff.  They are still pretty good.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 02, 2012, 08:22:43 AM
Chuck Norris will never die....he allows the Grim Reaper to live.
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: BILL ANVIL on September 02, 2012, 06:28:04 PM
Chuck Norris will never die....he allows the Grim Reaper to live.

Ha! thats right!
Title: Re: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris is back!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 02, 2012, 11:51:34 PM
I might be wrong, but I can't believe a guy like John Wayne would scam off a piece of gym equipment like chuck Norris has been doing for the past couple of decades. Norris for sure is a tuff bastard...But truth be told, he's a Jay Cutler snake oil salesman.  :-\