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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
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Dont do it :o
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PTPS
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I'd congratulate you, but it wouldn't be sincere. Fact is, in all likelihood you're doing something that you'll come to regret; likely sooner than later.
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LOL @ getting married in few hours and still postin' on GB ;D
That's hardcore 8)
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they legalized gay marriage in your state huh?
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Dont dont it :o
+1 , don't ruin your life.
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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?
Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick. Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick? The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.
Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.
Anyway, good luck!
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Dont be dumb. Dont cheat (unless she cheats 1st.)
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any nudes of your soon to be wife?
gotta make sure you doing the right thing
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LOL @ getting married in few hours and still postin' on GB ;D
That's hardcore 8)
yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein
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yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein
If youre marrying a good woman, you'll be happy.
If not, well you soon wont be. (Married or happy, probably both.)
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Dont dont it :o
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X2, my first thought.
Thank us later for our advice.
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Congrat's, does she have a sister.
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may you and your boyfriend be a happy married couple
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NUDES!!
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yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein
JOHN MATRIX is the hardest of hardcore bbers, well done brother.
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Best advice I can give- run!!!
Congrats bro. Hopefully it'll work out great for ya.
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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
Love her with all you've got and nothing less. It's the only real thing. The rest is just noise.
Congratulations, Matrix.
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Say hi to your mother-in-law from Getbig....
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Love her with all you've got and nothing less. It's the only real thing. The rest is just noise.
Congratulations, Matrix.
x2.
Lots of armchair husbands cant find a decent women on here, lulz.
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Love her with all you've got and nothing less.
Worst advice ever. Doing this will just make it hurt that much more when she a) cheats, b) tells you to pack your shit, c) nags you until you're sitting on the end of your bed with a gun in your mouth, or d) ... you get the idea.
Just think, you are committing yourself to slipping your rod into the same vagina for the rest of your life. Horrific.
Other things you have to look forward to: children (nightmare), in-law family events, etc.
Pretty soon you'll develop a screws-collecting hobby out in the garage just to have an excuse to get away from the dizzy broad.
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start making a list of the females you're not allowed to have sex with.
start with her.
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On second thought, you should sabotage your relationship before she has a chance to, thereby saving you from the possibility of a lasting marriage and having a family.
Still, you can't back out now or everyone will know you for the cad you are. Better get out there before the vicar goes face down in the punch bowl.
Fly, John Matrix! Fly!
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:)
PRENUP.
Dont dont it :o
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mazal tov. marriage is the bet thing in the world
divorced in 2 years ::)
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start making a list of the females you're not allowed to have sex with.
start with her.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=426387.0;attach=470186;image)
Wow, Ava Cowan or Monica Brant?
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Worst advice ever. Doing this will just make it hurt that much more when she a) cheats, b) tells you to pack your shit, c) nags you until you're sitting on the end of your bed with a gun in your mouth, or d) ... you get the idea.
Just think, you are committing yourself to slipping your rod into the same vagina for the rest of your life. Horrific.
Other things you have to look forward to: children (nightmare), in-law family events, etc.
Pretty soon you'll develop a screws-collecting hobby out in the garage just to have an excuse to get away from the dizzy broad.
Jesus man just how small is your Dick ?
we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.
Don't paint us all with your brush.
Congratulations, enjoy the day
As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass) and show your girl you love her.
Never mind the lonely losers club here
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Jesus man just how small is your Dick ?
we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.
Don't paint us all with your brush.
Congratulations, enjoy the day
As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass) and show your girl you love her.
Never mind the lonely losers club here
Every time I get down about my life I log on to getbig, I always feel better reading about these miserable fucks and their lousy relationships. ;D
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groink, you're older than me...where do you get the energy from to always be so passionate.....? ;D
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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.
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If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.
Not bad.
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+1 , don't ruin your life.
yeah, stay lonely, souless, useless, jerking off behind you computer screen all life long... ::)
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yeah, stay lonely, souless, useless, jerking off behind you computer screen all life long... ::)
What kind of awesome social life do you have, uberman?
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If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.
Middle aged man believing in fairies and supernatural beings...lol
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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
use a condom
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The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.
Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.
Anyway, good luck!
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Sorry, man. A person doesn't need to pour gasoline on themselves and light a match to know they wouldn't like being on fire.
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Update????
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Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?
Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick. Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick? The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.
Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.
Anyway, good luck!
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Too funny!! LOL ;D
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Update????
Relax, he hasn't stopped running yet.
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Relax, he hasn't stopped running yet.
;D.
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If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.
Smart men dont believe in the bible.
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how long have you been with her?
maybe i'm thinking of somebody else, but weren't you considering leaving texas about a year ago because you claimed it was a "shit hole" and the people sucked?
i think you said the women sucked too, but i could be wrong
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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
Hopefully you both did this for the right reasons. It's great that gays can now marry.
Congratulations!
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never got why a marriage is important for a man but if you think it's gonna make you happy do it, your choice
my sincerest good luck to ya!
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Marriage is something for insecure & naive people..
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Marriage is something for insecure & naive people..
And divorce lawyers.
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Dude either ran, or is on his honeymoon.
Whats the over/under?
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Dude either ran, or is on his honeymoon.
Whats the over/under?
Mother In law demanded he cancel his get big account. he won't recover. ;D
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And divorce lawyers.
LOL, true
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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
Congrats to you and your husband.
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Congrats bro!
I'm gonna get a lot of flack from getbiggers... but I genuinely believe getting married was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life (I've been married for 6 years and have known my wife for 15 years), things between us just continue to get better and we are more into each other as time goes by.
Marriage is not for everybody, and if a person is genuinely happy being single, then they should just stay single (nothing wrong with that).
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Congrats bro!
I'm gonna get a lot of flack from getbiggers... but I genuinely believe getting married was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life (I've been married for 6 years and have known my wife for 15 years), things between us just continue to get better and we are more into each other as time goes by.
Marriage is not for everybody, and if a person is genuinely happy being single, then they should just stay single (nothing wrong with that).
What does your wife think about you being in shape when you got married and now are a fat fuck, telling her your "bulking"?
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What does your wife think about you being in shape when you got married and now are a fat fuck, telling her your "bulking"?
I was 260 at our wedding and not lifting, so I was in way worse shape than I am now, she knew what she was getting into ;)
she doesn't like it when I'm completely dieted down for a show, thinks I'm way too skinny.... I think something right around the middle between where I am now and my contest shape is probably ideal for her, but she hasn't complained or said anything... so all is well in the house of Ach
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I was 260 at our wedding and not lifting, so I was in way worse shape than I am now, she knew what she was getting into ;)
she doesn't like it when I'm completely dieted down for a show, thinks I'm way too skinny.... I think something right around the middle between where I am now and my contest shape is probably ideal for her, but she hasn't complained or said anything... so all is well in the house of Ach
Be careful man, just be careful.... ;D ;D ;D
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Be careful man, just be careful.... ;D ;D ;D
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Big ach is as cool as it gets imo. People often try to push his buttons but he always responds in a decent manner. LOL ;D
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any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? :D
You got to be fucking kidding???
I remember when you were just a kid..... :o
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Big ach is as cool as it gets imo. People often try to push his buttons but he always responds in a decent manner. LOL ;D
Nah dude...
DKII is a good guy! Its all in fun brotha!
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Jesus man just how small is your Dick ?
we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.
Don't paint us all with your brush.
Congratulations, enjoy the day
As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass) and show your girl you love her.
Never mind the lonely losers club here
x2. Just celebrated my four year wedding anniversary, been together six, and I'm as happy with her as the day I met her.
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x2. Just celebrated my four year wedding anniversary, been together six, and I'm as happy with her as the day I met her.
No one asked you. Now fuck off before I make your wife my next subject of a verbal onslaught.
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Just celebrated my four year wedding anniversary, been together six, and I'm as happy with her as the day I met her.
Six?! I brew turds for longer. Wait another 15 years and tell us the tale at that time.
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No one asked you. Now fuck off before I make your wife my next subject of a verbal onslaught.
STFU you fucking crybaby. Go report some more of my posts and get them deleted. IRL i'd make you my bitch you weak pos.
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sounds like shit is about to get real. someone better get their lawyers ready.
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STFU you fucking crybaby. Go report some more of my posts and get them deleted. IRL i'd make you my bitch you weak pos.
are you goatboy?
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You brew turds? :o
Oh, frequently. And then when they're ready to go, I grab a metal mag and hit the shitter. :D
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Nah dude...
DKII is a good guy! Its all in fun brotha!
Yes, actually we like each other like husband and husband (no homo).
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Six?! I brew turds for longer. Wait another 15 years and tell us the tale at that time.
Are yo trying to say that at that time, this will be his new anthem?
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Boob names? I mean her...
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Johnny, how's the marraige thing working out? :D
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Johnny, how's the marraige thing working out? :D
...consider that a divorce...
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Dont do it :o
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Dont do it :o
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Dont do it :o
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Dont do it :o
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...consider that a divorce...
lol actually i have no clue, i'm legit asking him. seems very young from his posts, i'd guess around 24.
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Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?
Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick. Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick? The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.
Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.
Anyway, good luck!
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST LAUGHED LOUD AS SHIT AT WORK READING THAT!
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Like The Mighty Al Bundy said: "my wife: can't live with her, can't burry her in the back yard.."
(http://dudelol.com/img/al-bundy-quote-every-morning-when-i-wake-up.jpg)
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Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?
Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick. Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick? The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.
Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.
Anyway, good luck!
"1"
lol...I still lol everytime I read this...lol...You're an evil man.
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lol actually i have no clue, i'm legit asking him. seems very young from his posts, i'd guess around 24.
He's pretty quit since this thread, so it's a legit question.
Maybe his wife prohibits him to visit getbig. In that case our bro help might be too late.
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