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Title: im getting married today
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 19, 2012, 09:27:03 AM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: gmflex on May 19, 2012, 09:28:15 AM
Dont do it   :o


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Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Hulkotron on May 19, 2012, 09:29:54 AM
PTPS


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Fortress on May 19, 2012, 09:30:40 AM
I'd congratulate you, but it wouldn't be sincere. Fact is, in all likelihood you're doing something that you'll come to regret; likely sooner than later.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: mass243 on May 19, 2012, 09:31:57 AM


LOL @ getting married in few hours and still postin' on GB  ;D

That's hardcore  8)



Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: kevinf on May 19, 2012, 09:32:04 AM
they legalized gay marriage in your state huh?


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Dorian01 on May 19, 2012, 09:33:34 AM
Dont dont it   :o
+1 , don't ruin your life.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 19, 2012, 09:37:07 AM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?

Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick.  Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy.  I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick?  The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
"1"


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Shockwave on May 19, 2012, 09:38:25 AM
Dont be dumb. Dont cheat (unless she cheats 1st.)


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on May 19, 2012, 09:41:25 AM
any nudes of your soon to be wife?

gotta make sure you doing the right thing


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 19, 2012, 09:49:52 AM

LOL @ getting married in few hours and still postin' on GB  ;D

That's hardcore  8)



yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them  at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Shockwave on May 19, 2012, 09:51:06 AM
yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them  at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein
If youre marrying a good woman, you'll be happy.
If not, well you soon wont be. (Married or happy, probably both.)


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 19, 2012, 09:51:43 AM
Dont dont it   :o


 :o



X2, my first thought.

Thank us later for our advice.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Big N on May 19, 2012, 09:52:21 AM
Congrat's, does she have a sister.

- Thanks


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Schmoff on May 19, 2012, 09:55:41 AM
may you and your boyfriend be a happy married couple



Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on May 19, 2012, 09:57:56 AM
NUDES!!


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Hulkotron on May 19, 2012, 09:58:59 AM
yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them  at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein

JOHN MATRIX is the hardest of hardcore bbers, well done brother.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: leadhead on May 19, 2012, 09:59:56 AM
Best advice I can give- run!!!

Congrats bro. Hopefully it'll work out great for ya.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Tapeworm on May 19, 2012, 10:00:58 AM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

Love her with all you've got and nothing less.  It's the only real thing.  The rest is just noise.  

Congratulations, Matrix.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 19, 2012, 10:03:51 AM
Say hi to your mother-in-law from Getbig....


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Shockwave on May 19, 2012, 10:05:07 AM
Love her with all you've got and nothing less.  It's the only real thing.  The rest is just noise.  

Congratulations, Matrix.
x2.
Lots of armchair husbands cant find a decent women on here, lulz.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Fortress on May 19, 2012, 10:20:54 AM
Love her with all you've got and nothing less.

Worst advice ever. Doing this will just make it hurt that much more when she a) cheats, b) tells you to pack your shit, c) nags you until you're sitting on the end of your bed with a gun in your mouth, or d) ... you get the idea.

Just think, you are committing yourself to slipping your rod into the same vagina for the rest of your life. Horrific.

Other things you have to look forward to: children (nightmare), in-law family events, etc.

Pretty soon you'll develop a screws-collecting hobby out in the garage just to have an excuse to get away from the dizzy broad. 


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: 240 is Back on May 19, 2012, 10:25:16 AM
start making a list of the females you're not allowed to have sex with.


start with her.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: 99 Bananas on May 19, 2012, 10:28:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9fwSu8qEFE


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: 240 is Back on May 19, 2012, 10:34:46 AM
g


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Tapeworm on May 19, 2012, 10:39:49 AM
On second thought, you should sabotage your relationship before she has a chance to, thereby saving you from the possibility of a lasting marriage and having a family.

Still, you can't back out now or everyone will know you for the cad you are.  Better get out there before the vicar goes face down in the punch bowl.


Fly, John Matrix!  Fly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 19, 2012, 11:24:46 AM
 :)

PRENUP.


Dont dont it   :o


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Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 19, 2012, 11:26:14 AM
mazal tov. marriage is the bet thing in the world





divorced in 2 years  ::)


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: G_Thang on May 19, 2012, 11:28:12 AM
start making a list of the females you're not allowed to have sex with.


start with her.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=426387.0;attach=470186;image)


Wow, Ava Cowan or Monica Brant?


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 19, 2012, 11:34:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYsyD3Hiw4


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 19, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
Worst advice ever. Doing this will just make it hurt that much more when she a) cheats, b) tells you to pack your shit, c) nags you until you're sitting on the end of your bed with a gun in your mouth, or d) ... you get the idea.

Just think, you are committing yourself to slipping your rod into the same vagina for the rest of your life. Horrific.

Other things you have to look forward to: children (nightmare), in-law family events, etc.

Pretty soon you'll develop a screws-collecting hobby out in the garage just to have an excuse to get away from the dizzy broad. 

Jesus man just how small is your  Dick ?

we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.

Don't paint us all with your brush.

Congratulations, enjoy the day

As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass)  and show your girl you love her.

Never mind the lonely losers club here


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: chaos on May 19, 2012, 11:44:00 AM
Jesus man just how small is your  Dick ?

we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.

Don't paint us all with your brush.

Congratulations, enjoy the day

As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass)  and show your girl you love her.

Never mind the lonely losers club here
Every time I get down about my life I log on to getbig, I always feel better reading about these miserable fucks and their lousy relationships. ;D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 19, 2012, 11:47:19 AM
groink, you're older than me...where do you get the energy from to always be so passionate.....?   ;D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Natural Man on May 19, 2012, 12:38:31 PM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Tapeworm on May 19, 2012, 12:39:35 PM
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.

Not bad.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Natural Man on May 19, 2012, 12:39:37 PM
+1 , don't ruin your life.
yeah, stay lonely, souless, useless, jerking off behind you computer screen all life long...  ::)


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: lovemonkey on May 19, 2012, 12:52:01 PM
yeah, stay lonely, souless, useless, jerking off behind you computer screen all life long...  ::)

What kind of awesome social life do you have, uberman?


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: orion on May 19, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.

Middle aged man believing in fairies and supernatural beings...lol


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 19, 2012, 01:50:08 PM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

use a condom


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Archer77 on May 19, 2012, 01:52:00 PM
 The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
"1"

Sorry, man.   A person doesn't need to pour gasoline on themselves and light a match to know they wouldn't like being on fire.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 19, 2012, 02:01:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_7mEPMIAc


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 20, 2012, 01:18:13 PM
Update????


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: wes on May 20, 2012, 01:22:05 PM
Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?

Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick.  Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy.  I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick?  The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
"1"
Too funny!! LOL  ;D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: chaos on May 20, 2012, 01:25:36 PM
Update????
Relax, he hasn't stopped running yet.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 20, 2012, 01:30:29 PM
Relax, he hasn't stopped running yet.
;D.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: King Shizzo on May 20, 2012, 01:34:27 PM
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.
Smart men dont believe in the bible.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Earl1972 on May 20, 2012, 02:12:56 PM
how long have you been with her?

maybe i'm thinking of somebody else, but weren't you considering leaving texas about a year ago because you claimed it was a "shit hole" and the people sucked?

i think you said the women sucked too, but i could be wrong

E


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Borracho on May 20, 2012, 02:17:19 PM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

Hopefully you both did this for the right reasons. It's great that gays can now marry.

Congratulations!


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Papper on May 20, 2012, 02:29:02 PM
never got why a marriage is important for a man but if you think it's gonna make you happy do it, your choice

my sincerest good luck to ya!


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 20, 2012, 04:25:47 PM
Marriage is something for insecure & naive people..


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 20, 2012, 04:26:43 PM
Marriage is something for insecure & naive people..

And divorce lawyers. 


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Shockwave on May 20, 2012, 04:51:22 PM
Dude either ran, or is on his honeymoon.

Whats the over/under?


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 20, 2012, 04:56:17 PM
Dude either ran, or is on his honeymoon.

Whats the over/under?

Mother In law demanded he cancel his get big account.   he won't recover.   ;D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 20, 2012, 05:47:47 PM
And divorce lawyers. 

LOL, true


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DK II on May 21, 2012, 03:19:13 AM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

Congrats to you and your husband.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: BIG ACH on May 21, 2012, 03:29:54 AM
Congrats bro!

I'm gonna get a lot of flack from getbiggers... but I genuinely believe getting married was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life (I've been married for 6 years and have known my wife for 15 years), things between us just continue to get better and we are more into each other as time goes by.

Marriage is not for everybody, and if a person is genuinely happy being single, then they should just stay single (nothing wrong with that).


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DK II on May 21, 2012, 03:32:10 AM
Congrats bro!

I'm gonna get a lot of flack from getbiggers... but I genuinely believe getting married was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life (I've been married for 6 years and have known my wife for 15 years), things between us just continue to get better and we are more into each other as time goes by.

Marriage is not for everybody, and if a person is genuinely happy being single, then they should just stay single (nothing wrong with that).


What does your wife think about you being in shape when you got married and now are a fat fuck, telling her your "bulking"?


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: BIG ACH on May 21, 2012, 03:37:23 AM
What does your wife think about you being in shape when you got married and now are a fat fuck, telling her your "bulking"?

I was 260 at our wedding and not lifting, so I was in way worse shape than I am now, she knew what she was getting into ;)

she doesn't like it when I'm completely dieted down for a show, thinks I'm way too skinny....  I think something right around the middle between where I am now and my contest shape is probably ideal for her, but she hasn't complained or said anything... so all is well in the house of Ach


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DK II on May 21, 2012, 03:38:52 AM
I was 260 at our wedding and not lifting, so I was in way worse shape than I am now, she knew what she was getting into ;)

she doesn't like it when I'm completely dieted down for a show, thinks I'm way too skinny....  I think something right around the middle between where I am now and my contest shape is probably ideal for her, but she hasn't complained or said anything... so all is well in the house of Ach

Be careful man, just be careful....  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: BIG ACH on May 21, 2012, 03:47:55 AM
Be careful man, just be careful....  ;D ;D ;D

;D



Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 21, 2012, 04:15:46 AM
Big ach is as cool as it gets imo. People often try to push his buttons but he always responds in a decent manner. LOL  ;D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 21, 2012, 04:17:43 AM
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

You got to be fucking kidding???


I remember when you were just a kid..... :o


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: BIG ACH on May 21, 2012, 03:17:49 PM
Big ach is as cool as it gets imo. People often try to push his buttons but he always responds in a decent manner. LOL  ;D
Nah dude...

DKII is a good guy!  Its all in fun brotha!


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: deadz on May 21, 2012, 05:16:21 PM
Jesus man just how small is your  Dick ?

we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.

Don't paint us all with your brush.

Congratulations, enjoy the day

As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass)  and show your girl you love her.

Never mind the lonely losers club here
x2. Just celebrated my four year wedding anniversary, been together six, and I'm as happy with her as the day I met her.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Wiggs on May 21, 2012, 06:00:02 PM
x2. Just celebrated my four year wedding anniversary, been together six, and I'm as happy with her as the day I met her.

No one asked you. Now fuck off before I make your wife my next subject of a verbal onslaught.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Fortress on May 21, 2012, 06:51:19 PM
Just celebrated my four year wedding anniversary, been together six, and I'm as happy with her as the day I met her.

Six?! I brew turds for longer. Wait another 15 years and tell us the tale at that time.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: deadz on May 21, 2012, 07:21:35 PM
No one asked you. Now fuck off before I make your wife my next subject of a verbal onslaught.
STFU you fucking crybaby. Go report some more of my posts and get them deleted. IRL i'd make you my bitch you weak pos.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: haider on May 21, 2012, 07:25:44 PM
sounds like shit is about to get real. someone better get their lawyers ready.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: haider on May 21, 2012, 07:27:34 PM
STFU you fucking crybaby. Go report some more of my posts and get them deleted. IRL i'd make you my bitch you weak pos.
are you goatboy?


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Fortress on May 21, 2012, 09:01:28 PM
You brew turds?  :o

Oh, frequently. And then when they're ready to go, I grab a metal mag and hit the shitter.  :D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DK II on May 22, 2012, 02:26:02 AM
Nah dude...

DKII is a good guy!  Its all in fun brotha!

Yes, actually we like each other like husband and husband (no homo).


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Parker on May 22, 2012, 05:24:03 AM
Six?! I brew turds for longer. Wait another 15 years and tell us the tale at that time.
Are yo trying to say that at that time, this will be his new anthem?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZJfBQgAzdg


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: cerro23456 on July 31, 2012, 09:21:00 AM
g

Boob names? I mean her...


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: haider on July 31, 2012, 09:29:26 AM
Johnny, how's the marraige thing working out?  :D


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 31, 2012, 09:36:53 AM
Johnny, how's the marraige thing working out?  :D

...consider that a divorce...


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: tu_holmes on July 31, 2012, 09:38:42 AM
Dont do it   :o


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Dont do it   :o


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Dont do it   :o


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Dont do it   :o


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Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: haider on July 31, 2012, 09:39:22 AM
...consider that a divorce...
lol actually i have no clue, i'm legit asking him. seems very young from his posts, i'd guess around 24.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: bigmikecox on July 31, 2012, 10:04:45 AM
Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?

Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick.  Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy.  I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick?  The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
"1"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST LAUGHED LOUD AS SHIT AT WORK READING THAT!


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 31, 2012, 10:26:31 AM
Like The Mighty Al Bundy said: "my wife: can't live with her, can't burry her in the back yard.."

(http://dudelol.com/img/al-bundy-quote-every-morning-when-i-wake-up.jpg)


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: Wiggs on July 31, 2012, 10:27:11 AM
Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?

Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick.  Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy.  I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick?  The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
"1"

lol...I still lol everytime I read this...lol...You're an evil man.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 31, 2012, 02:42:49 PM
lol actually i have no clue, i'm legit asking him. seems very young from his posts, i'd guess around 24.

He's pretty quit since this thread, so it's a legit question.
Maybe his wife prohibits him to visit getbig. In that case our bro help might be too late.


Title: Re: im getting married today
Post by: littledumbells on July 31, 2012, 03:34:28 PM
 this