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The Proposition:
Jellon Lamb: What is an Irishman but a nigger turned inside out!
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I can't think of any.
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"You couldn't find big time if you had a road map"
Paul Newman.....in the Color Of Money.
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weak thread as usual by the resident nazi
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I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet... I'd like you to tell me that you are, and have been, a false prophet... and that God is a superstition.
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Ya` prick ya`!
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*now yous cant leave
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"redfoot, a guy from cali fat like a whale"
great movie
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"Fuck me really hard in the ass" - Briana Banks.
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:D
"what you gonna do when i lock you up behind bars?"
"ill eat a snack and then fuck your father in the shower"
;D
With all due respect.....this is the correct quote:
Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack.
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" Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Pumping Iron 1977
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Don't anybody go in the baffroom, bout 35, 45 minutes.
The hell with them boys. Buzzards gotta eat same as the worms.
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Don't anybody go in the baffroom, bout 35, 45 minutes.
The hell with them boys. Buzzards gotta eat same as the worms.
LMAO
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Why dont ju try sticking ju head up ju ass......see if it fits?
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Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a f a g g o t, alright?
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thanks, that was just "top of the head" by me. 8)
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL DER ANGRIFF STEINERS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!!! WER SIND SIE DAS SIE ES WAGEN MEINEM BEFEHL SICH ZU WIEERSTENZEN?
So weit ist es also schon gekommen.... jeder hat mich belogen sogar die SS hat mich belogen.
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DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL DER ANGRIFF STEINERS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!!! WER SIND SIE DAS SIE ES WAGEN MEINEM BEFEHL SICH ZU WIEERSTENZEN?
So weit ist es also schon gekommen.... jeder hat mich belogen sogar die SS hat mich belogen.
I know where this is from, and I thought it was an ace movie.
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I know where this is from, and I thought it was an ace movie.
so.. which movie was it from?
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so.. which movie was it from?
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
**edit: looks like you broke your rule and replied to me after all. You're weak, far too weak chummy ;)
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"Get three coffins ready"
"My mistake. Four coffins..."
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Roscoe - What are you working on?
Cooter - I`m building me a doomsday machine and I`m gonna shove it right up your hiney hole.
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
**edit: looks like you broke your rule and replied to me after all. You're weak, far too weak chummy ;)
nah I just felt sorry for you, and btw. this here is getbig you take this far to serious.
And third you were wrong with the movie... of course ::)
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nah I just felt sorry for you, and btw. this here is getbig you take this far to serious.
And third you were wrong with the movie... of course ::)
Nevertheless, "Der Untergang" is a great film, it was actually the first one I saw in 1080p high definition, quite unforgettable.
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"Get three coffins ready"
"My mistake. Four coffins..."
Clint is the man 8)
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your gonna need a bigger boat--- jaws
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We in da biness of Killin Nazis... and biness is good
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hey funky mama save those whales
hey pretty baby save those whales
save those big fat funky whales
we'll save all the whales,
but shoot the seals
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hey funky mama save those whales
hey pretty baby save those whales
save those big fat funky whales
we'll save all the whales,
but shoot the seals
LOL , beaners don`t do nothing but eat beans.
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Right now, you're leading jack and shit, and jack just left.
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We in da biness of Killin Nazis... and biness is good
Biness is a BOOMIN
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Moe Greene: Sonofabitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!
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In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.
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(http://i.qkme.me/36a2w8.jpg)
hahahahahaah His accent was hilarious in that film...
Sound guuuuuuuuud?!!!!!!!
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"And Frank?
Frank sent us.
Did you bring a horse for me?
Well... looks like we're... ...looks like we're shy one horse.
You brought two too many."
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No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Billy Batts: [taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!
Tommy DeVito: Motherfucking... He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button!
Tommy DeVito: You mother fuck... Fuck! Keep that guy here, keep him here!
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No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Billy Batts: [taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!
Tommy DeVito: Motherfucking... He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button!
Tommy DeVito: You mother fuck... Fuck! Keep that guy here, keep him here!
Absolutely my favourite gangster pic. I know that The Godfather is a stone masterpiece, but this pic more resonates with me - probably because all the characters are unredeemable. ;D
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Absolutely my favourite gangster pic. I know that The Godfather is a stone masterpiece, but this pic more resonates with me - probably because all the characters are unredeemable. ;D
I was just having this conversation with my brother today , I think it has to do with it coming out in the 90s and the Godfather was when I was 2 and for some reason neither are dated movies , I can't watch Scarface today without cringing at how cheesy and dated that movie is
For me Goodfellas is right at the top along with Shawshank and Godfather 1/2
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Chun Li: "Very good! But brick not hit back."
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I was just having this conversation with my brother today , I think it has to do with it coming out in the 90s and the Godfather was when I was 2 and for some reason neither are dated movies , I can't watch Scarface today without cringing at how cheesy and dated that movie is
For me Goodfellas is right at the top along with Shawshank and Godfather 1/2
Agree. I totally prefer the original Scarface, despite Muni's emoting, and that guy was a total Getbigging ham.
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the 5 minute tirade in full metal jacked
Fuck yeah. Me and my wife were watching this, and she'd never seen it. She asked "is this a comedy?" I was like, no, but this part is funny as hell. The part where he says "the best part of you went running down the crack of your mom as ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress", and "did your parents have any children that lived?" we're awesome.
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From the movie "Midway" made in 1976 with Charlton Heston:
After the Japanese get their ass kicked by the Americans the Japanese Admiral Yamamoto says: "Only I can apologize to the Emperor"
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I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet... I'd like you to tell me that you are, and have been, a false prophet... and that God is a superstition.
There Will be Blood...Should be in every top ten list
"Goodnight you princes of Maine, you kings of New England"
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"Listen to you Mikey..you're my little brother..and you're gonna take care of me"?
"that's the way pop wanted it"
"but that's not how I wanted it!...I'm smart....I can do things...not like how everyone says"!
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My favorite movie of all time!
PULP FICTION
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother fucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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"Hey baby, if you had about five minutes I'd fuck you silly"
Play Me Again Vanessa (1986)
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Clint is the man 8)
don't know what you're on about, that quote was from an old japanese movie
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You ghostin' us, muthafucka. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that"?
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Bluto: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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- Egbert Sousè: Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something
- better for ten cents a share? If five gets ya ten, ten'll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in
- the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's
- paisley shawl.
- Og Ogilby: Beer?
- Egbert Sousè: Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar,
- dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted
- line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa.
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The Proposition:
Jellon Lamb: What is an Irishman but a nigger turned inside out!
It's not so offensive to an Irishman at all but you would NOT say this to the average Nigerian in your gym and thats a fact.
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in "snatch", basicaly everything that old guy mobster said
"Do you know the meaning of the word nemesis?"
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You ghostin' us, muthafucka. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that"?
Great quote from Wiggs.
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freedom cost a buck-o-five
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Great quote from Wiggs.
^^
Predator...
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No, but i know how you got These!
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^^
Predator...
I know :D that guy looks like wiggs though.
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"I know, let's have a spelling contest."
"What's wrong with him?"
"Lunger."
"Well I hope you die."
"Your days of finger banging Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over!!"
"Why does it say 'Monix' on your jersey when your name is 'Pussy'?"
Yes, some of these are inappropriate and I don't go around quoting them aloud, but last time I heard them I L-O-L'd!!!
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"you're the disease......and I'm the cure"
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"I never drink..........wine".
Dracula-Gary Oldman
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
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"I know, let's have a spelling contest."
"What's wrong with him?"
"Lunger."
"Well I hope you die."
"Your days of finger banging Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over!!"
"Why does it say 'Monix' on your jersey when your name is 'Pussy'?"
Yes, some of these are inappropriate and I don't go around quoting them aloud, but last time I heard them I L-O-L'd!!!
Tombstone
I'm your huckleberry, that's just my game
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"I never drink..........wine".
Dracula-Gary Oldman
;D
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My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
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Tombstone
I'm your huckleberry, that's just my game
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
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I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!! YOU GOT MY SON... YOU PROBABLY GON BE MY WIFE!!!!!!
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"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas.
You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do.
And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it.
But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."
"There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down?
Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second."
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"Hey baby, time to go".
"Showed you a good time, didn't I"?
"Oh yeah. You fly. You cool."
"You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me".
"I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fuck of my young life."
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"Hey baby, time to go".
"Showed you a good time, didn't I"?
"Oh yeah. You fly. You cool."
"You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me".
"I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fuck of my young life."
HEAT
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I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cuz I'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
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HEAT
Wes looks a bit like that guy in Heat, the one who shagged Al Pacino's wife, lol
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Wes looks a bit like that guy in Heat, the one who shagged Al Pacino's wife, lol
the guy that got chewed out for watching his TV?
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"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
i have two guns, one for each of you
i want your blood,and i want your souls. and i want them both right now
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RASCZAK: When you vote, you're exercising political authority. You're using force. And force, my friends, is violence, the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived.
DIZZY: My mother always says that violence never solves anything.
RASCZAK: Really? I wonder what the city fathers of Hiroshima would have to say about that. You.
CARMEN: They probably wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.
RASCZAK: Correct. Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion 'violence never solves anything' is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always pay...
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you".
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you".
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them
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You just gonna stand there and bleed
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You just gonna stand there and bleed
Aint got time to bleed.
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Aint got time to bleed.
Not the one I was thinking of ;D
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You just gonna stand there and bleed
i just wanna let you know, your sitting in my chair
why johnnie tyler, madcap.where ya going with that shotgun?
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Not the one I was thinking of ;D
I know, it just reminded me of Predator.
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"Murdock...........(lightning)........I'm comin' to get YOU..!"
"In town you're the law......out here it's me....."
"...the horror..."
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a good Chianti"
"You said you'd kill me last"....."I lied"
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HEAT
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GGGGREEEAAATTT AAASSSSS!!!
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why ike, whatever do you mean?
maybe poker just isnt your game,ike. i know! lets have a spelling contest!
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absentee father talking to his baby momma: "I came over to pick up my son"
(picks up baby son and puts him back down) : "I'll be back next week to pick him up again" :D
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"You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation? "
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Wes looks a bit like that guy in Heat, the one who shagged Al Pacino's wife, lol
I have a far better physique bro!
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"Leave the gun, take the cannolis."
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"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"
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"Leave the gun, take the cannolis."
"Hello Carlo."
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Not the one I was thinking of ;D
lol, yes tombstone is the shit,.... I said throw down boy
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Aww, you motherfuckers.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm putting cases on all you bitches.
Huh. You think you can do this shit...
JAKE!
You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished witchou.. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown.
I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of...
JAKE!
Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause Ima burn this motherfucker down.
KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME.
That's right, that's right.
Shit, I don't, fuck.
I'm winning anyway, I'm winning...
I'm winning any motherfucking way.
I can't lose.
Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
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^Training Day".^
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain
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Aww, you motherfuckers.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm putting cases on all you bitches.
Huh. You think you can do this shit...
JAKE!
You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished witchou.. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown.
I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of...
JAKE!
Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause Ima burn this motherfucker down.
KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME.
That's right, that's right.
Shit, I don't, fuck.
I'm winning anyway, I'm winning...
I'm winning any motherfucking way.
I can't lose.
Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
that was dope
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Nobody wrote down THE most memoriable movie quote..... :-\
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/104/b/4/I__ll_be_Bach_by_vivaelhuano.jpg)
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Julius - "Sorry I tore your shirt. I don't know what happened."
Vincent - "It's all right."
Vincent - "Julius!"
Julius - "What?"
Vincent - "Are you allergic to something?
Julius - "No"
Vincent - "Then why are these bumps all over your body?
Vincent - "You're all swelled up, you look like you're ready to explode!"
Vincent - "Put this shirt on, there are women and children present."
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Julius - "Sorry I tore your shirt. I don't know what happened."
Vincent - "It's all right."
Vincent - "Julius!"
Julius - "What?"
Vincent - "Are you allergic to something?
Julius - "No"
Vincent - "Then why are these bumps all over your body?
Vincent - "You're all swelled up, you look like you're ready to explode!"
Vincent - "Put this shirt on, there are women and children present."
hahahaha Twins was one of the few Arnold movies in which he really could act...
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lol, yes tombstone is the shit,.... I said throw down boy
Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?
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i dont know, theres just something about him. something around the eyes.reminds me of....me. nope,now im sure of it.i hate him----doc holiday
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i dont know, theres just something about him. something around the eyes.reminds me of....me. nope,now im sure of it.i hate him----doc holiday
Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
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What's this guy supposed to be the ultimate bad-ass?
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"What the hell are you doin to my car!?"
"Hey beat it spook this don't concern you!"
"Who you callin spook, peckerwood?"
"Hey we don't want no trouble from no reefer addicts!"
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I can't recall where "this town ain't big enough for the both of us" is from........ ???
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I can't get past "Memoriable."
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Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
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Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
One of the best movies ever made.
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
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Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
Johnny; alright lunger let's do it,
doc; say when.
Marshell; Never saw a rich man that didn't wind up with a guilty conscience
Wyatt; I already got a guilty conscience, might as well have the money too
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Stephen: [to William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
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it would appear that the strain was more than he could bear-----doc holiday
poor soul,you were just too high strung --------- doc holiday
forgive me if i dont shake hands-------doc holiday talking to sheriff behan
oh johnny.....i apologize,i forgot you were there.....you may go now-----doc holiday
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Ike; you don't step aside we will tear you apart
Wyatt; you die first get it, your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me
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Ike; you don't step aside we will tear you apart
Wyatt; you die first get it, your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me
Billy: He's bluffing
Ike: No he's not. ;D
One of my all-time favorites , I went and seen this in the theaters back in 93 with my brother was blown away
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no doubt, its a great movie.i got the dvd and watch it once a month or so. i actually recorded the tombstone sound track and have it on cd in my car
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Ike Son of bitch, no one is that lucky
Doc Why Ike, whatever do yo mean
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thats what i love about wyatt. he can talk himself into anything
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Wyatt: You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
Oh, and not exactly a quote, but..just by smoking a cigarette Robert DeNiro lets the audience know he's going to off the whole crew. Now that's fookin' acting!
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" I got you now you son of a bitch''
"your daisy if you do".... ;D
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Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday:......I don't.
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"
taken from "The Rock", in which the antagonist qoutes Thomas Jefferson
"Losers whine about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
again from the The Rock.
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Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"
taken from "The Rock", in which the antagonist qoutes Thomas Jefferson
"Losers whine about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
again from the The Rock.
Great movie.
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Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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make no mistake, its not revenge hes after-----its a reckoning
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John Connor: You just can't go around killing people.
The Terminator: Why?
John Connor: What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't.
The Terminator: Why?
John Connor: Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this.
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make no mistake, its not revenge hes after-----its a reckoning
Billy Clanton: Is that "Old Dog Trey"? Sounds like "Old Dog Trey."
Doc Holliday: Pardon?
Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.
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look darling,johnny ringo.the deadliest pistol since wild bill, they say------doc holiday
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Johnny Tyler: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.
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doc holiday; yes its true.you are a good women.then again,you may be the antichrist
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"He has the look of both predator and prey."
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"Make my day"
Ryan Gosling from the Notebook.
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wyatt; you tell em im coming......and hells coming with me,you hear?
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Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.
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Doc and a marshal kick down a hotel room door..
The Marshall; Nobody move
Doc Holiday; Non-sense, by all means move.
Fucken Val kilmer isn't even a top actor (not top 10 at least), but man he nailed this role fucken great, no one could have done it better.
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wyatt; in all that time working those cow towns,i was only mixed up in one shooting; just one! but a man lost his life and i took it! you dont know how that feels,and believe me boy,you dont ever want to know. not ever!
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What's with the wyatt erp quotes
Bunch of slaw-jawed guys around here!
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What's with the wyatt erp quotes
Bunch of slaw-jawed guys around here!
Bunch of slack jawed fa*gots around here!
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Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?
Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.
Ernie Lazarro: A what?
Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.
Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass
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Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here!
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes?
Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh?
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time!
Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!
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Bunch of slack jawed fa*gots around here!
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I got a joke for you...
I'm gonna rip you a new asshole!
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Don't mess with a bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us it is in everyone, and as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
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I got a joke for you...
I'm gonna rip you a new asshole!
(http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/new%20dailies/Fullmetaljacket/fullmetaljacket1-1024.jpg)
You seen much combat?
Well, I seen a little... on TV
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'FACE IT KID THERE GHOSTS'
WHAT DO U DO UTAH,I'M A LAWYER, A LAWYER,MAN LAWYER'S DON'T SURF...BOHDI]'THIS ONE DOES'
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What's with the wyatt erp quotes
Bunch of slaw-jawed guys around here!
I'm your huckleberry ;D
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Dave: Don't we get a last request?
Eve: What would you like?
Dave: Would you scratch my nose for me?
[Eve scratches his nose with a coin and then kisses him]
Dave: You're a very sick woman.
Eve: Thank you. Mr Karew, what would you you like?
Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
Eve: I'm afraid so
Dave: Who are you talking to?
Wally: I'm talking to you, you prick.
Dave: Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?
Wally: I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.
Dave: You're blind?
Wally: Yes I'm blind, what are you fucking deaf?
Dave: Yes, I'm fucking deaf!
Wally: You're really deaf?
Dave: I'm really deaf.
Wally: Then how do you know what I'm saying?
Dave: Because I'm reading your lips now you want the job or not
richard pryor and gene wilder where great together
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•Hey, chicks love it. It's the shaggin' wagon.
• (to motorcycle cop) Tic-Tac, sir?
•We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!
• (He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite) Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
•Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Harry •I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
•According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.
•No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Mental •Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?
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"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."
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Subotai: Hey, old man, where did you get this stuff?
The Wizard: The dead... the gods are pleased with you, they will watch the battle.
Conan: Are they going to help?
The Wizard: No.
Conan: Well, then tell them to stay out of the way.
Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
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WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS?
THERE BETWEEN 2 PILLOWS.
THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!
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'WHAT ARE THEY DOING ?
THERE COMBING THE DESERT SIR.
'HEY HAVE YOU TO FOUND ANYTHING YET?
2 BLACK GUYS[WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!
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Quint: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
Brody: It doesn't make any sense when you pay a guy like you to watch sharks.
Hooper: Well, uh, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either.
Brody: It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: That makes a lot of sense.
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Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women
Quint: [seeing Hooper's equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
[examining the shark cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
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Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, guy?
Mr. Simms: VERY!
Bulldog: guy bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!
Bulldog: Hey, man, you got your piece on you?
Stack: Yeah.
Bulldog: Well if some dead guy comes fuckin' with you, you kill his ass! Got it?
Stack: Hold up, Bulldog! How ya supposed to kill somethin' that's already dead?
Bulldog: WHAT?
Stack: Yeah, how ya supposed to kill somethin' that's already dead? That's like killin' some shit twice!
Ball: Like refryin' some beans 'n shit! I never did get that. Why not just fry that shit right the first time?
Mr. Simms: Don't worry. You'll get the shit. You'll be knee-deep in the shit. I've got it hid. There's so much... I couldn't even lift it all myself.
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'WHAT ARE THEY DOING ?
THERE COMBING THE DESERT SIR.
'HEY HAVE YOU TO FOUND ANYTHING YET?
2 BLACK GUYS[WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!
Spaceballs!
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Spaceballs!
CLASSIC RIGHT.
merchandise,merchandise,merchandise [in a yiddish tone]
spaceball the lunchbox,spaceball the toilet paper,spaceballs the flame thrower 'the kid's love this one'
'and my personal favorite spaceballs the doll,,pulls string,,'may the schwartz be with you.
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CLASSIC RIGHT.
merchandise,merchandise,merchandise [in a yiddish tone]
spaceball the lunchbox,spaceball the toilet paper,spaceballs the flame thrower 'the kid's love this one'
'and my personal favorite spaceballs the doll,,pulls string,,'may the schwartz be with you.
The bumper sticker on the spaceship
"I brake for uranus" :D
''We'll give her back her old nose"
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The bumper sticker on the spaceship
"I brake for uranus" :D
''We'll give her back her old nose"
the evil ship'we brake for nobody'
'HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN!
IT'S OK SIR 'I DID'NT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS.
DARK HELMET OK!!1
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Chris Adams: It's only a matter of knowing how to shoot a gun. Nothing big about that.
Chico: Hey. How can you talk like this? Your gun has got you everything you have. Isn't that true? Hmm? Well, isn't that true?
Vin: Yeah, sure. Everything. After awhile you can call bartenders and faro dealers by their first name - maybe two hundred of 'em! Rented rooms you live in - five hundred! Meals you eat in hash houses - a thousand! Home - none! Wife - none! Kids... none! Prospects - zero. Suppose I left anything out?
Chris Adams: Yeah. Places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none.
Lee: Insults swallowed - none. Enemies - none.
Chris Adams: No enemies?
Lee: Alive.
Chico: Well. This is the kind of arithmetic I like.
Chris Adams: Yeah. So did I at your age.
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ice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
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Rory: That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheesburger from. How do you like it, medium?
Harry Monroe: Oh no, I don't want no cheesburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.
Rory: Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!
Harry Monroe: I'm getting a little podge.
Rory: For some reason I make him uneasy!
[Waves in a very camp manner toward Blade]
Harry Monroe: I wonder why? Hi
[waves at Blade]
Harry Monroe: . I'm going!
[Calls after Skip]
Harry Monroe: Skip my friend.
[Then, to Rory]
Harry Monroe: Excuse me would you?
Rory: I'll come with you.
Rory: That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest. He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family
Harry Monroe: Awwwww... shit!
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George: So, what'd I tell ya, Derek?
Derek: It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it?
George: Sell it.
Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow.
George: Just fucking sell it, Derek.
Derek: Okay, but it's going to take me a year.
[scene shift to interior Derek's bar surrounded by stacks of cash]
Derek: 36 hours, 36 hours, I can't believe we got rid of it in 36 hours.
George: I think it's fair to say you underestimated the market, Derek.
Derek: Right on. It's going to take us longer to count it than it did to sell it.
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Rory: That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheesburger from. How do you like it, medium?
Harry Monroe: Oh no, I don't want no cheesburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.
Rory: Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!
Harry Monroe: I'm getting a little podge.
Rory: For some reason I make him uneasy!
[Waves in a very camp manner toward Blade]
Harry Monroe: I wonder why? Hi
[waves at Blade]
Harry Monroe: . I'm going!
[Calls after Skip]
Harry Monroe: Skip my friend.
[Then, to Rory]
Harry Monroe: Excuse me would you?
Rory: I'll come with you.
Rory: That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest. He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family
Harry Monroe: Awwwww... shit!
"Stir Crazy" :D
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"I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best."
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"do you know miranda"
"never heard of that bitch"
;D
**BAM**
Hooligani...
;D ;D ;D
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the evil ship'we brake for nobody'
'HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN!
IT'S OK SIR 'I DID'NT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS.
DARK HELMET OK!!1
"What's a matter Col. Sanders, Chicken. "
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Five hundred. … 500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are.
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Five hundred. … 500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are.
"Knockaround Guys" .........awesome movie!!
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"Knockaround Guys" .........awesome movie!!
hell yeah.
Jon Malkovitch was in that movie. He and Vin Diesel stole the show
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hell yeah.
Jon Malkovitch was in that movie. He and Vin Diesel stole the show
Yes indeed...........Malkovi tch is a great actor.
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You stupid fucking cunt.
You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right.
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it... asshole.
You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oooooh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
I'm going downtown. I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray- I'm going to LEMKIN!
I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out
I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU'RE GOING... (cop interrupting) Roma, let's get this done!
Anyone in this office lives on his wits... (turns to cop) I'm gonna be with you in a second...
What you're hired for is to help us... does that seem clear to you?
TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy... You company man.
I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off. I can tell our friend here something, might help him to catch you.
You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life?
You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
You fucking child.
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"I should have killed you back in Philly"..
"I like you, that's why I will kill you last"..
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You stupid fucking cunt.
You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right.
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it... asshole.
You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oooooh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
I'm going downtown. I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray- I'm going to LEMKIN!
I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out
I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU'RE GOING... (cop interrupting) Roma, let's get this done!
Anyone in this office lives on his wits... (turns to cop) I'm gonna be with you in a second...
What you're hired for is to help us... does that seem clear to you?
TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy... You company man.
I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off. I can tell our friend here something, might help him to catch you.
You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life?
You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
You fucking child.
classic monologue as well
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You stupid fucking cunt.
You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right.
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it... asshole.
You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oooooh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
I'm going downtown. I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray- I'm going to LEMKIN!
I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out
I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU'RE GOING... (cop interrupting) Roma, let's get this done!
Anyone in this office lives on his wits... (turns to cop) I'm gonna be with you in a second...
What you're hired for is to help us... does that seem clear to you?
TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy... You company man.
I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off. I can tell our friend here something, might help him to catch you.
You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life?
You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
You fucking child.
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AWESOME....1ST LINE THO IS YOU JUST COST ME 6,000 DOLLARS .6,000 DOLLARS AND A BRAND NEW CADILLAC.
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Let's see if you guys can figure this one out :D
"Pretty intense huh"
"That's why I told you,... touch nothing, but you're bunch of cowboys"
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Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Anita McCambridge: How dare you! How dare you!
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''If you build a 1,000 bridges and suck one dick you're not known as a bridge builder,you're known as a cock sucker"
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Let's see if you guys can figure this one out :D
"Pretty intense huh"
"That's why I told you,... touch nothing, but you're bunch of cowboys"
OK another quote
"ah components, American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan"
"Bullshit, no way I will let you volunteer for this so I can go back to my home country like the man who did not volunteer, NO WAY"
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For some reason the quote that always rings through my head is Marla Singer's, "Have you ever heard a death rattle?"
I randomly ask people that a lot.
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Alright you white bitch, GIVE ME SOME CHON-CHON!
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[RUSSIAN ACCENT]I'M going to start cutting of a finger at a time..[reply]Your's or mine,,,a comedy.
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"Open your eyes, Otis. Look at the world. It's either you or them."
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terminator- "fuck you asshole".
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terminator- "fuck you asshole".
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DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
Sir, yes sir
I BET THEY REGRET THAT. YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME FATBODY?
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
LAWRENCE- LAWRENCE WHAT? OF ARABIA?
Sir, no sir.
THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY TO ME. ARE YOU ROYALTY?
Sir, no sir.
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Sir, no sir.
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOLE.
Sir, no sir.
I DONT LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE. FROM NOW ON YOUR GOMER PYLE!
Sir, yes sir.
DO YOU THINK IM CUTE PRIVATE PYLE DO YOU THINK IM FUNNY?
Sir, no sir.
THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OF YOUR FACE!
Sir, yes sir.
WELL ANY FUCKING TIME SWEETHEART!
Sir, I'm trying sir.
PRIVATE PYLE IM GONNA GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS, EXACTLY THREE FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKIN GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Sir, I can't help it sir.
BULLSHIT GET ON YOUR KNEES SCUMBAG!
NOW CHOKE YOURSELF!
GODDAMN IT WITH MY HAND NUMBNUTS!
DONT PULL MY FUCKING HAND OVER THERE I SAID CHOCK YOURSELF. NOW LEAN FORWARD AND CHOCK YOURSELF
ARE YOU THROUGH GRINNING?
Sir, yes sir
BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU!
SIR YES SIR
BULLSHIT I STILL CANT HEAR YOU SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR!
SIR YES SIR
THAT'S ENOUGH GET ON YOUR FEET.
PRIVATE PYLE YOU HAD BEST SQUARE YOUR ASS AWAY AND START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFFLINKS. OR I WILL DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP!
Sir, yes sir
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Major Payne: General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
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Major Payne: General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
Unity turds, that is the key word in unit, without the Y.
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DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
Sir, yes sir
I BET THEY REGRET THAT. YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME FATBODY?
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
LAWRENCE- LAWRENCE WHAT? OF ARABIA?
Sir, no sir.
THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY TO ME. ARE YOU ROYALTY?
Sir, no sir.
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Sir, no sir.
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOLE.
Sir, no sir.
I DONT LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE. FROM NOW ON YOUR GOMER PYLE!
Sir, yes sir.
DO YOU THINK IM CUTE PRIVATE PYLE DO YOU THINK IM FUNNY?
Sir, no sir.
THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OF YOUR FACE!
Sir, yes sir.
WELL ANY FUCKING TIME SWEETHEART!
Sir, I'm trying sir.
PRIVATE PYLE IM GONNA GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS, EXACTLY THREE FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKIN GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Sir, I can't help it sir.
BULLSHIT GET ON YOUR KNEES SCUMBAG!
NOW CHOKE YOURSELF!
GODDAMN IT WITH MY HAND NUMBNUTS!
DONT PULL MY FUCKING HAND OVER THERE I SAID CHOCK YOURSELF. NOW LEAN FORWARD AND CHOCK YOURSELF
ARE YOU THROUGH GRINNING?
Sir, yes sir
BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU!
SIR YES SIR
BULLSHIT I STILL CANT HEAR YOU SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR!
SIR YES SIR
THAT'S ENOUGH GET ON YOUR FEET.
PRIVATE PYLE YOU HAD BEST SQUARE YOUR ASS AWAY AND START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFFLINKS. OR I WILL DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP!
Sir, yes sir
first half of that movie is awesome,,then second act a little less...
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first half of that movie is awesome,,then second act a little less...
it actually seemed like two different movies put together
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Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my sheeeeeeet!!
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a273/pvt8ball/jokanm.jpg)
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Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
Of course... 8)
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it actually seemed like two different movies put together
hot time for those movies platoon,hanoi hill,this one.
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I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6b5nlAF191qaa3lso4_1280.png)
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What i tell you about playin dem fuckin away games?
Yeah... they saw your ghetto ass coming from miles away, nigger
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/10/20/1256034637369/Avon-Barksdale-Wood-Harri-002.jpg)
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"Prediction?......PAIN!"
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Heeeere's Johnny!
(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsBduFH5x4VuhQnBF1YyNo88YPzpLGjxTSW0CVjXxGR1P4INlt6g)
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Rory: That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheesburger from. How do you like it, medium?
Harry Monroe: Oh no, I don't want no cheesburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.
Rory: Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!
Harry Monroe: I'm getting a little podge.
Rory: For some reason I make him uneasy!
[Waves in a very camp manner toward Blade]
Harry Monroe: I wonder why? Hi
[waves at Blade]
Harry Monroe: . I'm going!
[Calls after Skip]
Harry Monroe: Skip my friend.
[Then, to Rory]
Harry Monroe: Excuse me would you?
Rory: I'll come with you.
Rory: That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest. He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family
Harry Monroe: Awwwww... shit!
What are you doing?
I'm getting bad. If you dont get bad Jack, you gonna get fucked. If you bad they dont mess with you. Hey Holmes!
Hey!
You a little too bad aint cha? (Enter holding cell) That's right, that's right, we bad!
Darn right!
We dont take no shiiiiiiit. Say no shit
No......shit! No shit Rick!
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'YOU WILL LOOZE'
I MUST BREAK YOU.....
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Vatos locos forever
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"Who's gonna believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!"
Anyone know where that came from?
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"cause she's got a GREAT ASS!"
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5ox06EVv1qazeh4.gif)
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Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.
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Jimmy: Is my daughter in there? Is she in there? Is she in there?
Sean Devine: [Officer Devine approaches the melee] Hey! Hey, take it easy! That's the father.
Jimmy: Is my daughter in there?
[fighting the officers]
Jimmy: Motherfuckers! Is that my daughter in there? Is she in there?
[Sean gives a small nod]
Jimmy: Sean! Is that my daughter in there? Is that my daughter in there? No! No! No! No, aagggh, no! No! Oh, God! Oh, God! No!
[as Jimmy looks up at the heavens, we get a bird's or helicopter's eye view of him raving among a dark blue sea of police officers struggling to hold him]
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"I walk a higher path son, I have the keys to all the doors"
Garbage day scene was good too btw
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Jimmy: Is my daughter in there? Is she in there? Is she in there?
Sean Devine: [Officer Devine approaches the melee] Hey! Hey, take it easy! That's the father.
Jimmy: Is my daughter in there?
[fighting the officers]
Jimmy: Motherfuckers! Is that my daughter in there? Is she in there?
[Sean gives a small nod]
Jimmy: Sean! Is that my daughter in there? Is that my daughter in there? No! No! No! No, aagggh, no! No! Oh, God! Oh, God! No!
[as Jimmy looks up at the heavens, we get a bird's or helicopter's eye view of him raving among a dark blue sea of police officers struggling to hold him]
Classic.
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- Hammer: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
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- Hammer: All along the river, those are all levees.
- Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
- Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
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- Hammer: Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
- Chico: Why a duck?
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- Hammer: What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
- Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
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"Mr. Lyndon are you ready to receive Lord Bullingdon's fire?"
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8424/7678624404_91dc212f98_b.jpg)
In order to shoot by candle light with the filmstocks available then he (Kubrick) had to use an extraordinarily fast lens... (.7f stop)
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Old Fart: Now look. Twenty bucks for that kind of head is outrageous.
Grandma Moses: I did ya good, old fart. I did ya good. I oughta bit your champagne cork off.
Old Fart: I'm givin' ya fifteen bucks.
Grandma Moses: Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighborhood can swallow paste like I can.
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GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS..OHHH WHAT A BIG MAN YOU ARE ,HOW ABOUT I BUY YA A PACK OF GUM AND SHOW YOU HOW TO CHEW IT....PACINO TO ED HARRIS'S CHARACTER..
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Cards on not my bag baby,,,
Allow myself to introduce myself
i'm richie cunningham and this is my wife ophra
i'm number 2 and this is my italian traveling secretary allotta fagina
come again?
ALLOTTA FAGINA
I thought you said,oh never mind...
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"Now, Questions.."
"I, I don't have answers."
"Who does!"
"I've done.. questionable things.."