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Here is an excerpt from the website for all who are interested in gaining an education:
What is Down Hill Syndrome?
Down Hill Syndrome is a genetic condition that causes delays in physical and intellectual development. It occurs in one in every 691 bodybuilders. Individuals with Down Hill Syndrome have 47 chromosomes instead of the usual 46. It is the most frequently occurring chromosomal disorder in bodybuilding after Palumboism. Down Hill syndrome is not related to race, nationality, religion or socioeconomic status.
Diagnosis
Down Hill Syndrome is usually identified at birth or shortly thereafter. Initially the diagnosis is based on physical characteristics that are commonly seen in babies with Down Hill Syndrome. These include low muscle tone, poorly developed arms relative to the rest of the musculature, and an upward slant to the eyes. The diagnosis must be confirmed by a chromosome study (karyotype). A karyotype provides a visual display of the chromosomes grouped by their size, number and shape.
If neither early identification nor chromosome tests are undertaken, the disease is still detectable in an adult patient based on their exhibiting certain indicative behaviors. Such behavior includes becoming a professional bodybuilder despite looking like utter shit and, typically, establishing unstable relationships with crack-addled porno whores and striking them frequently and without remorse (even in public places).
Cause
Down Hill Syndrome is usually caused by an error in cell division called nondisjunction. It is not known why this occurs. However, it is known that the error occurs at conception and is not related to anything the mother did during pregnancy. It has been known for some time that the incidence of Down Hill Syndrome increases with advancing maternal age. However, 80% of children with Down Hill Syndrome are born to women under 35 years of age.
Learning & Development
Most children with Down Hill Syndrome have mild to moderate impairments. Early Intervention services should be provided shortly after birth. These services should include physical, speech and specialized biceps routines. Most children attend their neighborhood schools, some in regular classes and others in special education classes.
Some high school graduates with Down Hill Syndrome participate in post-secondary education. Most, however, simply begin an intense illegal substance routine and strive to become a bottom-tier professional bodybuilder that dates groupies and other such hoes before imploding like a dying star 10-20 years later. It is still unknown why the extra chromosome causes them to engage in this deviant behavior.
Pre-natal Diagnosis
Two types of procedures are available to pregnant women: screening tests and diagnostic tests. The screening tests estimate the risk of the baby having Down Hill Syndrome. Diagnostic tests tell whether or not the baby actually has Down Hill Syndrome.
Screening Tests
At this time the most commonly used screening test is “The Triple Screen.” This is a combination of three tests that measure quantities of various substances in the blood. These tests are usually done between 15 and 20 weeks of gestation.
Sonograms (ultrasounds) are usually performed in conjunction with other screenings. These can show some physical traits that are helpful in calculating the risk of Down Hill Syndrome.
Screening tests do not accurately confirm the diagnosis of Down Hill Syndrome. In fact, false positives and false negatives frequently occur.
Adult Testing
A chromosomal test is the optimal way to discover whether an adult patient has Down Hill Syndrome or not. When this is not available, one may examine this checklist, and if the patient exhibits all of the traits listed, an unofficial diagnosis may be declared (the traits have been mentioned earlier in this article):
-Possesses/consumes/sells illegal drugs, especially steroids
-Has horrendous biceps development rivaled by most high school lifters
-Eats the pussy of porno starlet, fake-chested and drug addicted whores and beats them in public places
-Is a "professional" bodybuilder
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I don't really care for the faces but some of those bitches have a fat ass.
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Here is an excerpt from the website for all who are interested in gaining an education:
What is Down Hill Syndrome?
Down Hill Syndrome is a genetic condition that causes delays in physical and intellectual development. It occurs in one in every 691 bodybuilders. Individuals with Down Hill Syndrome have 47 chromosomes instead of the usual 46. It is the most frequently occurring chromosomal disorder in bodybuilding after Palumboism. Down Hill syndrome is not related to race, nationality, religion or socioeconomic status.
Diagnosis
Down Hill Syndrome is usually identified at birth or shortly thereafter. Initially the diagnosis is based on physical characteristics that are commonly seen in babies with Down Hill Syndrome. These include low muscle tone, poorly developed arms relative to the rest of the musculature, and an upward slant to the eyes. The diagnosis must be confirmed by a chromosome study (karyotype). A karyotype provides a visual display of the chromosomes grouped by their size, number and shape.
If neither early identification nor chromosome tests are undertaken, the disease is still detectable in an adult patient based on their exhibiting certain indicative behaviors. Such behavior includes becoming a professional bodybuilder despite looking like utter shit and, typically, establishing unstable relationships with crack-addled porno whores and striking them frequently and without remorse (even in public places).
Cause
Down Hill Syndrome is usually caused by an error in cell division called nondisjunction. It is not known why this occurs. However, it is known that the error occurs at conception and is not related to anything the mother did during pregnancy. It has been known for some time that the incidence of Down Hill Syndrome increases with advancing maternal age. However, 80% of children with Down Hill Syndrome are born to women under 35 years of age.
Learning & Development
Most children with Down Hill Syndrome have mild to moderate impairments. Early Intervention services should be provided shortly after birth. These services should include physical, speech and specialized biceps routines. Most children attend their neighborhood schools, some in regular classes and others in special education classes.
Some high school graduates with Down Hill Syndrome participate in post-secondary education. Most, however, simply begin an intense illegal substance routine and strive to become a bottom-tier professional bodybuilder that dates groupies and other such hoes before imploding like a dying star 10-20 years later. It is still unknown why the extra chromosome causes them to engage in this deviant behavior.
Pre-natal Diagnosis
Two types of procedures are available to pregnant women: screening tests and diagnostic tests. The screening tests estimate the risk of the baby having Down Hill Syndrome. Diagnostic tests tell whether or not the baby actually has Down Hill Syndrome.
Screening Tests
At this time the most commonly used screening test is “The Triple Screen.” This is a combination of three tests that measure quantities of various substances in the blood. These tests are usually done between 15 and 20 weeks of gestation.
Sonograms (ultrasounds) are usually performed in conjunction with other screenings. These can show some physical traits that are helpful in calculating the risk of Down Hill Syndrome.
Screening tests do not accurately confirm the diagnosis of Down Hill Syndrome. In fact, false positives and false negatives frequently occur.
Adult Testing
A chromosomal test is the optimal way to discover whether an adult patient has Down Hill Syndrome or not. When this is not available, one may examine this checklist, and if the patient exhibits all of the traits listed, an unofficial diagnosis may be declared (the traits have been mentioned earlier in this article):
-Possesses/consumes/sells illegal drugs, especially steroids
-Has horrendous biceps development rivaled by most high school lifters
-Eats the pussy of porno starlet, fake-chested and drug addicted whores and beats them in public places
-Is a "professional" bodybuilder
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Wow brah you need a fucking life
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Awesome,LMAO...I salute you Syntax....there does need to be awareness of this condition.. :D
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hahahahahah oh fuk!! syntax is fookin hillarious.
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''specialized biceps routines'' hahahahahaha
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Brutal Ownage, recovery % from this Owning is so small that scientists are currently trying to find it in the Hadron Collider.
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Nice one bro!
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It's amazing to see the aftermath after I came with the 'downhill' nomenclature for the first time :D
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syntax gives the comedy relief that keeps on giving.. read it again..hahahahaha
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Wow brah you need a fucking life
Hey asswipe, I happen to have a child with Down Hill Syndrome. That's why I'm so dedicated to spread DHS awareness, bro. Make sure you know all the relevant facts before commenting.
(http://static.wix.com//micons/66b5b0_4dabc39928e260f1b609db9cbe28e6a2_mi.jpg)
His name is Terry.
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That's terrible :'( How does he cope at school?
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That's terrible :'( How does he cope at school?
He was given a carer to lift his schoolbag between classes,zip and unzip his fly to pee, do his pullups for him in gym class and pull his girlfriends head to his knee.
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He was given a carer to lift his schoolbag between classes,zip and unzip his fly to pee, do his pullups for him in gym class and pull his girlfriends head to his knee.
That's the least one can do for such a poor child :'(
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Hey asswipe, I happen to have a child with Down Hill Syndrome. That's why I'm so dedicated to spread DHS awareness, bro. Make sure you know all the relevant facts before commenting.
(http://static.wix.com//micons/66b5b0_4dabc39928e260f1b609db9cbe28e6a2_mi.jpg)
His name is Terry.
That sucks...i would recommend a good arm routine as soon as the child is old enough to counter the tiny arms of this syndrome...also a predominately liquid diet so as not to facilitate the over development of the jaw muscles,and the accompanying ''chipmunk'' face....just my 2 cents..
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He was given a carer to lift his schoolbag between classes,zip and unzip his fly to pee, do his pullups for him in gym class and pull his girlfriends head to his knee.
This was true until recently, when he began falcon punching all females in the vicinity of his chair in class. He is now home schooled.
That sucks...i would recommend a good arm routine as soon as the child is old enough to counter the tiny arms of this syndrome...also a predominately liquid diet so as not to facilitate the over development of the jaw muscles,and the accompanying ''chipmunk'' face....just my 2 cents..
Thank you for the feedback.
As you can see, Terry already has the facial characteristics unique to Down Hill Syndrome. The pediatricians say that this is permanent. On a lighter note, we are trying out spider curls soon to reverse the bicep atrophy. But we won't know whether the treatment is effective for years. It's a waiting game.
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Good man...you're a good father. ;D
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PRICELESS..
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The pic of him on the rock by the waterfall is ubergay.
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LMFAO...This is one par with the Palumboism thread years ago. This thread 5 to 10 years ago would have gotten thousands of views on the first day. This shit is gold.
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We got some clear bb related condition now:
Palumboism
Invisible Lat Syndrome
Down Hill Syndrome
any more ?
;D
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We got some clear bb related condition now:
Palumboism
Invisible Lat Syndrome
Down Hill Syndrome
any more ?
;D
Michelin's disease (blowing up to puffy proportions with the help of slin)
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It's amazing to see the aftermath after I came with the 'downhill' nomenclature for the first time :D
Ok we give it a synonym: "the DroppingPlates' disease"....
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Permabulk disorder?
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We got some clear bb related condition now:
Palumboism
Invisible Lat Syndrome
Down Hill Syndrome
any more ?
;D
I myself like Imaginery Lat Syndrome but Invisible Lat Syndrome works just as well ;) ILS
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Ok we give it a synonym: "the DroppingPlates' disease"....
No need for that, I'm a humble guy with better arm genetics.
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I'll credit you with naming the disease on the website if you like.
Would you like to be a "researcher," "scientist," or what?
"the creative brain" would be fine. Again, I'm a humble person.
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Diagnosis
If neither early identification nor chromosome tests are undertaken, the disease is still detectable in an adult patient based on their exhibiting certain indicative behaviors. Such behavior includes becoming a professional bodybuilder despite looking like utter shit and, typically, establishing unstable relationships with crack-addled porno whores and striking them frequently and without remorse (even in public places).
hahahahaha great stuff 8)
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ROFLMAO ;D
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Any truth to the rumor that Down Hill lost 2 inches on his arms doing Basil's arm routine?
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we should have a bennefit foe these people, or put change collection pales at convience stores. ;D
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It must be so hard for young Terry :'(