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Title: 'apply85'!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 07:02:23 AM
Is it true that you wear pantyliners on shoulder day so that gh15's semen doesn't run out of your shorts when you do seated shoulder presses?
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Post by: Tito24 on July 30, 2012, 07:10:43 AM
haha yes hes quite the cockhound isnt he?
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Post by: Raymondo on July 30, 2012, 07:10:56 AM
hahaha, asspie will avoid this thread like the plague, gone are the days when he would actually respond only for me, Groink, wes and devilsmile to submit him to epic meltdowns.

"when you're flirting with someone just grab their hands and don't let go"

"i was born in kazakhstan"

(when called borat to his face)
"you may think i'm lowly now, but I am a descendant of genghis khan"

"yes, i'm 150lbs, but it's an honest 150 not like steve namat who says 150 and is actualy 142"

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Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 07:28:43 AM
hahaha, asspie will avoid this thread like the plague, gone are the days when he would actually respond only for me, Groink, wes and devilsmile to submit him to epic meltdowns.

"when you're flirting with someone just grab their hands and don't let go"

"i was born in kazakhstan"

(when being called borat to his face)
"you may think i'm lowly now, but I am a descendant of genghis khan"

"yes, i'm 150lbs, but it's an honest 150 not like steve namat who says 150 and is actualy 142"



Are you saying that he's the type of guy that is walking in the desert, when a huge genie appears from a lamp and says "Your wish is my command!" and says back "GREAT! I have always wanted some bespoke pink toothpicks, with one end specifially designed to remove very curly pubes, and the other end like a mini high powered hoover to suck out rogue sperms from my cavities - i'll take 150,000?
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Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2012, 07:36:31 AM
Is it true that you wear pantyliners on shoulder day so that gh15's semen doesn't run out of your shorts when you do seated shoulder presses?


That's never a problem cuz he swallows every drop :-X
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Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 07:42:49 AM

That's never a problem cuz he swallows every drop :-X

True Calvin, he is quite the homo - but I am talking specifically about the day after he gets spit roasted by whoever happens to be in the gym sauna!
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Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2012, 07:50:26 AM
True Calvin, he is quite the homo - but I am talking specifically about the day after he gets spit roasted by whoever happens to be in the gym sauna!


Are you saying that all members of gh15's website get to "apply'' their cocks anywhere they want in the sauna with apply85 ???
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2012, 08:04:13 AM
Haha "apply85ethniccockstomyan us" doesn't seem to be faring well in this thread.
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Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 08:08:35 AM

Are you saying that all members of gh15's website get to "apply'' their cocks anywhere they want in the sauna with apply85 ???

Hahahaha yes Calvin, he is a solid member of the gay community for sure!
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Post by: Tito24 on July 30, 2012, 08:10:12 AM
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Post by: Jaime on July 30, 2012, 08:29:08 AM
Apparently it's Apply's Mongol heritage that was the route of his obsession with swords. Granted his interest doesn't lie with metal weaponry, if it hasn't got a meat prefix attached, his interest wanes.
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Post by: Army of One on July 30, 2012, 08:33:45 AM
True Calvin, he is quite the homo - but I am talking specifically about the day after he gets spit roasted by whoever happens to be in the gym sauna!

haha yes BigCyp, are you suggesting the local dvd rental shop never heard the last of it from apply85, when they accidently placed Hotel Rwanda in the gay porn section?
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Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 08:43:04 AM
haha yes BigCyp, are you suggesting the local dvd rental shop never heard the last of it from apply85, when they accidently placed Hotel Rwanda in the gay porn section?

Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool
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Post by: Army of One on July 30, 2012, 08:48:19 AM
Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool

hahaha, I can just imagine him leading the charge at the protest at all the empty seats at the Men's Gymnastics, dressed his pink sailors uniform, feather boa and craigslist userid tattoed on his ass cheeks.
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Post by: Jaime on July 30, 2012, 08:55:09 AM
hahaha, I can just imagine him leading the charge at the protest at all the empty seats at the Men's Gymnastics, dressed his pink sailors uniform, feather boa and craigslist userid tattoed on his ass cheeks.


LOL
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2012, 09:19:30 AM
Ao1 and Big Cyp are running a huge train on uberapply in this thread.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2012, 09:26:12 AM
Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool

Hahahahaa  ;D
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Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 09:28:37 AM
hahaha, I can just imagine him leading the charge at the protest at all the empty seats at the Men's Gymnastics, dressed his pink sailors uniform, feather boa and craigslist userid tattoed on his ass cheeks.

Hahaha yes Army of One, that's exactly the kind of homosexual he is!

I heard that afly tried to compete in London 2012, but got turned down after he refused to state which flag he was representing, insisting instead he was Royal Ambassador of Blow Jobs
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Post by: chaos on July 30, 2012, 09:28:40 AM
Lol
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Post by: bigmc on July 30, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
big cyp destroying analpie85 in this thread
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Post by: BigCyp on July 30, 2012, 09:52:09 AM
big cyp destroying analpie85 in this thread

Hahaha analpie85  ;D

Word on the music scene, is that he has been busy learning to play wonderwall on the acoustic guitar, so he can spend more time with homeless men in the early hours bigmc, is this true?

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Post by: bigmc on July 30, 2012, 10:10:39 AM
Hahaha analpie85  ;D

Word on the music scene, is that he has been busy learning to play wonderwall on the acoustic guitar, so he can spend more time with homeless men in the early hours bigmc, is this true?



haha yes cyp apparently allguys85 was banned from the underground for trying to form bar chords using tramps cocks
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Post by: Stark on July 30, 2012, 10:17:27 AM
Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool

This once's great
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 30, 2012, 10:28:58 AM
Im getting the impression that this 'apply' fellow is probably the type of guy who still needs his mom to open jars for him?
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Post by: apply85 on July 30, 2012, 10:34:01 AM
lol

sorry kids today is my day off from work so i'm gonna hit the beach, cant be spending my day off on the internet

but dont  my fans worry i'll be back soon

(http://marxistleninist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lenin-gosr.jpg)
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Post by: sceagacros on July 30, 2012, 10:40:52 AM
lol

sorry kids today is my day off from work so i'm gonna hit the beach, cant be spending my day off on the internet

but dont  my fans worry i'll be back soon

(http://marxistleninist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lenin-gosr.jpg)

throwing a handful of sand on the floor of the adult bookstore booth for better traction - does NOT make it a beach.............
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2012, 10:56:49 AM
Im getting the impression that this 'apply' fellow is probably the type of guy who still needs his mom to open jars for him?

He is the sort that eats the pussies of whores.
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Post by: Twaddle on July 30, 2012, 11:03:57 AM
lol

sorry kids today is my day off from work so i'm gonna hit the beach, cant be spending my day off on the internet

but dont  my fans worry i'll be back soon

(http://marxistleninist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lenin-gosr.jpg)

Now, by "day off from work", are you referring to taking a day off from glory hole duty in the Love's truck stop restroom?  Just remember, no matter how hard you try, all the salt water in the world won't get rid of the taste of a truck driver's week old aged spunk.   :D
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Post by: bigmc on July 30, 2012, 11:20:07 AM
lol

sorry kids today is my day off from work so i'm gonna hit the gloryhole, cant be spending my day off on the internet

but dont  my fans worry i'll be up to my neck in tramps cocks by the end of the day

(http://marxistleninist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lenin-gosr.jpg)

fixed
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Post by: JasonH on July 30, 2012, 11:23:53 AM
Now, by "day off from work", are you referring to taking a day off from glory hole duty in the Love's truck stop restroom?  Just remember, no matter how hard you try, all the salt water in the world won't get rid of the taste of a truck driver's week old aged spunk.   :D

Twaddle, are you saying that AnalPie is the sort of guy who entered the Olympics 100m only to be disappointed in finding out that his time alongside seven big black men wouldn't last any longer than ten seconds?
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Post by: Army of One on July 30, 2012, 11:29:36 AM
Twaddle, are you saying that AnalPie is the sort of guy who entered the Olympics 100m only to be disappointed in finding out that his time alongside seven big black men wouldn't last any longer than ten seconds?

haha yes, he also couldnt contain his disappointment at the Equestrian eventing, when he found the meaning of the big black stud his friend told him he would see.
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Post by: bigmc on July 30, 2012, 11:30:56 AM
haha yes, he also couldnt contain his disappointment at the Equestrian eventing, when he found the meaning of the big black stud his friend told him he would see.

are you saying that assmuncher85 is sat with a box of tissues waiting for the javelin to come on
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Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2012, 11:35:16 AM
you guys notice the difference ?

here we are taking the piss out of apply, and not a single person threatened to send him to prison, or offer GH for his personal info  ;) ::)
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Post by: Army of One on July 30, 2012, 11:35:48 AM
are you saying that assmuncher85 is sat with a box of tissues waiting for the javelin to come on

What Im saying is, after Apply85 got his job as measurer for the men's javelin throw lengths, the other judges soon realised they would have to assist him, by measuring from 12inches inside his rectum to the point where the javelin would have landed otherwise.
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Post by: Twaddle on July 30, 2012, 11:35:54 AM
Twaddle, are you saying that AnalPie is the sort of guy who entered the Olympics 100m only to be disappointed in finding out that his time alongside seven big black men wouldn't last any longer than ten seconds?

No, what i'm saying is that analpie85 has a continuously running craigslist add in the "looking for work" section.  His add describes him as a young, eager, bottom twink looking to be the receiver in an all black male gang bang.   :D
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Post by: Twaddle on July 30, 2012, 11:37:45 AM
Analpie is a stand up guy.  He does volunteer work on the weekends.  He spends countless hours participating as a fluffer/receptacle at the local sperm bank.  He's a regular Mother Teresa.  What a saint. ;D
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2012, 11:39:54 AM
You will need to up your game here Twaddle, those last two remarks are not up to the standard of quality set earlier in this thread.
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Post by: bigmc on July 30, 2012, 11:41:44 AM
you guys notice the difference ?

here we are taking the piss out of apply, and not a single person threatened to send him to prison, or offer GH for his personal info  ;) ::)

shouldnt you be in your lab  :D
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Post by: syntaxmachine on July 30, 2012, 11:54:22 AM
Apparently it's Apply's Mongol heritage that was the route of his obsession with swords. Granted his interest doesn't lie with metal weaponry, if it hasn't got a meat prefix attached, his interest wanes.

Meat prefix lover getting reamed in this thread, but we must go harder because he has been conditioned for this sort of punishment by the mutual owners of the gh15 account via double/triple penetration.
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Post by: chaos on July 30, 2012, 11:56:06 AM
Lol
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2012, 11:57:12 AM
Meat prefix lover getting reamed in this thread, but we must go harder because he has been conditioned for this sort of punishment by the mutual owners of the gh15 account via double/triple penetration.


lol
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Post by: Mjolnir on July 30, 2012, 06:46:02 PM
Lol Assfly getting reamed in here. I predict 10 pages and then we all get executed by letter bomb controlled delivery from homeland security disguised as aliens.
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Post by: apply85 on July 30, 2012, 08:17:45 PM
i wouldnt bother aliens with trash like u
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Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2012, 12:35:32 AM
haha yes cyp apparently allguys85 was banned from the underground for trying to form bar chords using tramps cocks

Hahaha yes bigmc, he was arrested later the same night for causing undue distress to vulnerable persons, apparently he had been threatening homeless albanians demanding free italian lessons in exchange for blowjobs! The arresting officer that found him said he was on all fours with trampmeat in each hand shouting histerically 'TAKE THAT ROSETTA STONE YOU THEIVING BITCH!!!! BLOW ME IF IM SPENDING 400 BUCKS ON 'LEARN ITALIAN IN 90 DAYS'!!! IVE JUST LEARNED ALL I NEED TO KNOW TO KEEP THESE ITALIAN STALLIONS MORE THAN HAPPY!!!!!!!
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Post by: polychronopolous on July 31, 2012, 01:02:16 AM
throwing a handful of sand on the floor of the adult bookstore booth for better traction - does NOT make it a beach.............

I doubt the floor of a "Jack Off Booth" is the last place you would have a problem getting traction in.