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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The_Hammer on August 20, 2012, 10:48:52 AM
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I agree with his training philosophy.
Arnold worked out several hours per day. There's no way he was intense every hour of that session.
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makes sense, dont really see the insult
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Statham is not big IMO, just lean as fuck.
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where are the results?
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looks like a guy who works out 40min 3x a week and eats like a c u n t supermodel , water and grass for lunch and dinner
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looks like a guy who works out 40min 3x a week and eats like a c u n t supermodel , water and grass for lunch and dinner
Dorian Yates also worked out 4min 3x a week.
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Dorian Yates also worked out 4min 3x a week.
And thats why Ronnie and Arnold were better
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looks like a guy who works out 40min 3x a week and eats like a c u n t supermodel , water and grass for lunch and dinner
and lots and lots of supermodel sex.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/jason_statham_kicked_out_of_pl-08-2008
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I'm impressed by another actor, telling guys at the top of their game how to train. Here's a short list for Mr Statham:
Adrian Peterson - 40 mins per day to prepare for a NFL season
Jessica Ennis - 40 mins per day to train for various track events
Ronnie Coleman - 40 mins a day to defend 8 Mr O titles.
Tell us more Jason.
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Statham weighs a buck 80. Arnold weighed 240 pounds... back in 1973. Long before we had the supplements and shit that we have today.
There's a lot more knowledge about human physiology today as well.
Arnold next to Statham would be a boot and an ant.
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That pencil/hammer analogy is not his. I read it MANY years ago.
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Jason is from the same village as me,although he doesn`t like to admit he`s from a little mining village in the midlands,and the cockney accent is fake as fuck.I like the characters he has played in a few of his films,just don`t like the fact he pretends he`s not from a small mining village.
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Statham is not big IMO, just lean as fuck.
According to the average person, he has gigantic muscles. :-\ :-\
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I think that pencil/hammer thing comes from Mike Mentzer....
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A Statham in charge is the size of a prime Arnold's calve, while doing more drugs for a movie than Arnold in all his Mr. O contests combined.
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That "Pencil/hammer philosophy" Is a quote stolen from the great Mike mentzer...I'm surprised no one has noticed that yet .....
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mentzer wasn't great, hth
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I think that pencil/hammer thing comes from Mike Mentzer....
Yeah, you beat me to it.
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Statham weighs a buck 80. Arnold weighed 240 pounds... back in 1973. Long before we had the supplements and shit that we have today.
Give it a rest. Arnold and his cronies were downing pills like there was no tomorrow. They just didn't use the sheer amounts and have the variety of blends common today.
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That "Pencil/hammer philosophy" Is a quote stolen from the great Mike mentzer...I'm surprised no one has noticed that yet .....
who in turn stole it from AJ
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40 minutes = you weigh 180 pounds.
60 minutes = you might hit 190.
90 minutes of serious hard weight training (and the rest/diet to match = ?
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Dorian Yates also worked out 4min 3x a week.
No he didn't.
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Why would anyone ask him for training advice
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haha i remember reading the very article this came out of... and before you say "outed," one of my friends had a subscription to men's health
okay, okay...
outed
;D
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I agree with his training philosophy.
Arnold worked out several hours per day. There's no way he was intense every hour of that session.
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he's right. get in get out.
when watching jay train in his videos 3/4 of his time looks to be doing fuck all of anything much
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Stallone in his prime had a better physique than Statham.........the average joe can attain a statham physique. there is no pain to it
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Why would anyone ask him for training advice
maybe because he looks good and has some athletic prowess...
why would anyone care what a damn near clean roided up f aggot / walking heart attack with the credibility of a "nigerian prince" like you has to say? ???
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According to the average person, he has gigantic muscles. :-\ :-\
He works within his frame unlike some folk he looks good for what he has, just as stallone looked great in the early 80's. This bigorexia shit is border line retarded, it amazes me how you guys don't get how out of touch some of your ideals are, your no different from those insecure anorexic chicks with double D implants.
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maybe because he looks good and has some athletic prowess...
why would anyone care what a damn near clean roided up f aggot / walking heart attack with the credibility of a "nigerian prince" like you has to say? ???
He looks like shit and you probably look worse
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"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here
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"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here
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he's an actor you fucking mong.. looking like jay cutler would get him precisely zero fucking roles or that much pussy for that matter ::)
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That "Pencil/hammer philosophy" Is a quote stolen from the great Mike mentzer...I'm surprised no one has noticed that yet .....
Epic retard that didn't even read the thread.
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He looks like shit and you probably look worse
good looking people flee from you as from a leper. you've been stuck in the merry-go-round of trannies-in-training fitness competitors, schmoes, and teen girls in male bodies bodybuilders that is the "fitness industry" for too long, stud. it's not good for your perspective.
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good looking people flee from you as from a leper. you've been stuck in the merry-go-round of trannies-in-training fitness competitors, schmoes, and teen girls in male bodies bodybuilders that is the "fitness industry" for too long, stud. it's not good for your perspective.
You understand that this guy is either a troll or a retard right? ???
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"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here
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You're no athlete bitch. I'm calling you out. You aint shit either but a roided up fag9ot. What the fuck you gonna do high blood pressure havin ass punk bitch. Suck my dick and fuck off. Getbig owns you. Oh yeah, Statham would knock you the fuck out pussy.
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That pencil/hammer analogy is not his. I read it MANY years ago.
He stole that line from Mike Mentzer and Mentzer probably stole it from Arthur Jones.
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Ciphilis I turn down more pussy in a week than you've laid in your whole life
No more responses for your troll ass
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"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here
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i take it you realize huffing and puffing over to the dumbbell rack after some rope-pulldowns and lying pullovers constitutes a "monster set" not a sport...
it also seems you've never been to the theater. time to dump "road to redemption," "the unbelievable," and "the return of the gift" out of your prized carousel DVD player and head down to blockbuster for a change.
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Jason is from the same village as me,although he doesn`t like to admit he`s from a little mining village in the midlands,and the cockney accent is fake as fuck.I like the characters he has played in a few of his films,just don`t like the fact he pretends he`s not from a small mining village.
Are you from Wigan?
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plus statham was a national level diver so does have an athletic background.
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"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here
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That's a fantastic build especially for an actor!
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You're no athlete bitch. I'm calling you out. You aint shit either but a roided up fag9ot. What the fuck you gonna do high blood pressure havin ass punk bitch. Suck my dick and fuck off. Getbig owns you.
Lmao
You're IRATE
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Are you from Wigan?
;D
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Ciphilis I turn down more pussy in a week than you've laid in your whole life
No more responses for your troll ass
so you turn down lots of pussy each week, huh? whatever for? posting on getbig, maybe? way to go, stud. must be hard tearing yourself away from ronnie's glorious thong-clad glutes for even the several seconds it takes to reject another desperate drug addled fitness bitch cute girl who's knocking down your door. ::)
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Ciphilis I turn down more pussy in a week than you've laid in your whole life
No more responses for your troll ass
Outed
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Lmao
You're IRATE
As Irate as you are gay as fuck ''Joey Swoll." How's the gay for pay business goin honey?
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It must be great to offer training advice to a 7 X Mr. Olympia winner and living legend.
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Dorian trained 6 minutes once every 4 days.
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That's a fantastic build especially for an actor!
No abs, no arms, no cuts looks 'fantastic!' ?
I see why you all hate me lol..I'm in the damn twilight
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He doesn't look bad.
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Men's Health could barely airbrush a 2 pack on him
If the I walked on a stair master for 2 months look is what you're all after, go for it!
Just hop the fuck off my dick 1 time
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Dorian trained 6 minutes once every 4 days.
i thought he trained 4 times a week ???
mon: chest/bi
tues: back
weds: off
thurs: delt/tri
fri: legs
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"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here
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Well, Statham is into martial arts and does make about 5 million a picture.
I don't think he sits around talking about anyone on getbig either...
Game - Set - Match... Statham.
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here, hope this helps joey asscrack
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Rosie_Huntington-Whiteley_C%26R_11.jpg/403px-Rosie_Huntington-Whiteley_C%26R_11.jpg)
see, you're nothing
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Statham is natural.
I expect you drug dependent weak minds to claim some obnoxious stack he's on.
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Well, Statham is into martial arts and does make about 5 million a picture.
I don't think he sits around talking about anyone on getbig either...
Game - Set - Match... Statham.
Tu Holmes you look like a fat sack of shit..I see why he might look like a god to you. It's something even your gremlin ass could achieve.
And I don't care who he bangs or how much money he makes
He looks like shit
Just like most of you
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Tu Holmes you look like a fat sack of shit..I see why he might look like a god to you. It's something even your gremlin ass could achieve.
And I don't care who he bangs or how much money he makes
He looks like shit
Just like most of you
You're so out of touch.
You think you look more desirable to women than Statham?
Reality check buddy!
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Jason+Statham+lingerie+model+Rosie+Huntington+raxTMGeTi7Ll.jpg)
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Hammer, The only one out of touch is you. I'm not Rob Burneika.
I'm the guy who can type the 'sky is blue'
And 1 million f**gots on getbig will come flying to my nuts
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Tu Holmes you look like a fat sack of shit..I see why he might look like a god to you. It's something even your gremlin ass could achieve.
And I don't care who he bangs or how much money he makes
He looks like shit
Just like most of you
Hahaha!!!
I didn't say he was a god... I said the guy was in good shape.
See, the difference between normal people and I dunno... Someone like you, is that we can obviously see what is real and what is not.
The reality is that he is a successful actor with a physique that MOST of the population would be happy to have... You know... real world shit.
Not like whatever little make believe fairy land you live in.
Oh my god... You called me a fat sack of shit. How will I ever survive knowing that you think I'm a fat sack of shit. I mean not just a sack of shit... but a fat one.
I'm sure that every day I will walk into work and think OMFG, this guy who goes by the name of CRACK on getbig called me a fat sack of shit.
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Well, Statham is into martial arts and does make about 5 million a picture.
I don't think he sits around talking about anyone on
I just had to LOL at this part 1 more time
This coming from the slob with 12 thousand fucking post
Lol I'm done yo
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Lol I'm done yo
Thank god. If I had to read one more of your moronic, narcissistic, delusional, barely literate posts, I think I may have blown my brains out.
Insinuating athletic prowess is somehow related size, fucking hilarious.
Dumbest mother fucker ever.
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you were 'done' here joey :-\
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CRACK is like DA circa 2003-2006. Same kind of responses and trolling. To be fair, the guy can spell better.
One thing is for sure: Statham is doing well enough for himself that he has great material assets and bangs hot women (seeing as this seems to be the credibility benchmark here). He doesn't need to spread his buttcheeks and take orders on cam for poses whilst clad in piss-stained boxers. So he definitely wins in the maintaining dignity stakes.
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I just had to LOL at this part 1 more time
This coming from the slob with 12 thousand fucking post
Lol I'm done yo
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This slob has done more in the world than you will ever dream of doing... but YOU GOTZ BIG MUZCLES YO!!!
CRACK is like DA circa 2003-2006. Same kind of responses and trolling. To be fair, the guy can spell better.
One thing is for sure: Statham is doing well enough for himself that he has great material assets and bangs hot women (seeing as this seems to be the credibility benchmark here). He doesn't need to spread his buttcheeks and take orders on cam for poses whilst clad in piss-stained boxers. So he definitely wins in the maintaining dignity stakes.
Are you saying that it's just a matter of time before we see a photo of CRACK all oiled up with a jizz stain hanging from the front of his banana hammock?
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It must be great to offer training advice to a 7 X Mr. Olympia winner and living legend.
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This.
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This slob has done more in the world than you will ever dream of doing... but YOU GOTZ BIG MUZCLES YO!!!
Are you saying that it's just a matter of time before we see a photo of CRACK all oiled up with a jizz stain hanging from the front of his banana hammock?
Judging by that nasty clip posted, that time has pretty much already been and gone. :-X
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Statham is natural.
I expect you drug dependent weak minds to claim some obnoxious stack he's on.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. these Hollywood types aren't above juicing to look better for a role. Look at Pitt in Troy, Jackman in Wolverine, Hemsworth, Afleck in the Town, well everyone in Predator, haha. Sure he is not on a serious stack, just enough for a bit of detail, cut some love handles.
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Judging by that nasty clip posted, that time has pretty much already been and gone. :-X
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thats a true statement I have to agree with, even coming from a guy like that who you would never know works out at all while in a sweater.
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This slob has done more in the world than you will ever dream of doing... but YOU GOTZ BIG MUZCLES YO!!!
Are you saying that it's just a matter of time before we see a photo of CRACK all oiled up with a jizz stain hanging from the front of his banana hammock?
I'm surprised you can even make it out your bed you fucking sea walrus.
And you idiots must think posting those videos embarrass me LOL
Welcome to bodybuilding, we all do it. You schmoes already know this.
Bradistini I'm sure your fruity ass bought 2 memberships
did you like the scene when the chick sucked my dick in the shower? I love getting paid for shit I do for free ;D
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THE THUNDERDOME WILL DEFINATELY JUST BE A DISTANT MEMORY FOR "SLACK" VERY SOON.
I think he has the longevity of a fruitfly on getbig.
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I'm surprised you can even make it out your bed you fucking sea walrus.
And you idiots must think posting those videos embarrass me LOL
Welcome to bodybuilding, we all do it. You schmoes already know this.
Bradistini I'm sure your fruity ass bought 2 memberships
did you like the scene when the chick sucked my dick in the shower? I love getting paid for shit I do for free ;D
You're really burning me here ::)
Whoever said this guy is like the new Derek Anthony was 100 percent right... And we all know how that turned out.
Keep on coming back and thinking you "got me"... I'll be waiting... And no, that's not an invitation for your gay self to service me... I don't roll that way.
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You're really burning me here ::)
Whoever said this guy is like the new Derek Anthony was 100 percent right... And we all know how that turned out.
Keep on coming back and thinking you "got me"... I'll be waiting... And no, that's not an invitation for your gay self to service me... I don't roll that way.
You have 12 thousand post on bodybuilding site and have never stepped foot in a gym
Ofcourse you 'roll that way'
Schmoe
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You have 12 thousand post on bodybuilding site and have never stepped foot in a gym
Ofcourse you 'roll that way'
Schmoe
You pose on cam for men.
Fag.
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You have 12 thousand post on bodybuilding site and have never stepped foot in a gym
Ofcourse you 'roll that way'
Schmoe
Uh... I work out 5 - 6 days a week and you get oiled up for men to get hard staring at you.
You are a homo.
You must be smoking yourself if you think that you know anything about me after your big 90 posts.
This is all about the fact that your friend Ms. Devious ran off with her tail between her legs isn't it? So you're here to defend her honor.
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I have been on this site for over 6 years fucking off in my free time, 12000 posts really isn't all that.
Tu_Holmes > CRACK
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Safe to say Getbig won't be joining the Swoll fan club?
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As always I enjoy gifts to support my training but Amazon Gift Certificates work best! LOL. I DO NOT use paypal since I have been advised against it. I wish to maintain certain level of privacy so please respect my wishes and boundaries.
I love to train hard and love my family and friends above all. I am also available for paid modeling assignments from legitimate photographers. "
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Uh... I work out 5 - 6 days a week
You're 5 sets of chin say different
And I give zero fucks about you're cronies on here. Theyre faceless cowards.
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I`m signing up immediately.
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SWOOOOOOLETRAIN ! ;D
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You're 5 sets of chin say different
And I give zero fucks about you're cronies on here. Theyre faceless cowards.
HAHA... first you say I have 5 chins, but yet we are "faceless", then you give zero fucks, but you keep returning... Yeah... You don't care. ::)
I owe you rent for how much space I take up in your head.
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HAHA... first you say I have 5 chins, but yet we are "faceless", then you give zero fucks, but you keep returning... Yeah... You don't care. ::)
I owe you rent for how much space I take up in your head.
Shamu the only reason I'm responding to you is because I've seen you're ugly ass
I don't know who all my other dickriders in here are
Youve just confirmed everything I've already known. Fucking losers.
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Shamu the only reason I'm responding to you is because I've seen you're ugly ass
I don't know who all my other dickriders in here are
Youve just confirmed everything I've already known. Fucking losers.
No, you're responding to me because your girl Ms Devious got offended, so keep on coming back.
You're a homo defending the honor of a seller of piss jello... Hope this helps.
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No, you're responding to me because your girl Ms Devious got offended, so keep on coming back.
You're a homo defending the honor of a seller of piss jello... Hope this helps.
These drug-dependent sex workers stick together..
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL I'd never actually seen a vid of "Joey Swoll" here before
HAHAHAHAHAHA and he isn't embarrassed... yep, this guy is GONE. fags aren't embarrassed when they choke down another cock -- after all, they all do it. ;D
to top it all off this guy has a shitty physique lololol the delusion is strong with this one. absolutely average white guy with no business sticking a needle in his ass. can't compete in a real sport, can't compete in a fake sport, can't be a real model, can't even be a fake model LMAO. has to settle for "schmoe model" at the end of the day. what a joke.
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a bit pricey. any extra 'souvenirs' smeared inside ???
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Why would anyone ask him for training advice
exactly.
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He doesn't look bad.
He's known to use a paint gun in movies to shade his ab lines.
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haha hey joey you get your chest routine from centopani? titus maybe?
as a natural i practically had a better chest
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looks like a guy who works out 40min 3x a week and eats like a c u n t supermodel , water and grass for lunch and dinner
haha are you suggesting jason is the type of guay gauy seeking muscular gains from 1990 muscle media 2000 diet of low carbs attaining heme-iron and hairloss in the process?
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Ciphilis you will never post you're own pic. You're just another trollop with an avatar to match. You will never look as good as I did in those 3 year old videos. I was 100 % natural too fuckface
You have no chest
back
arms
or legs
to even speak of you hobbit
Shredz shutting down Diamond video coming soon 8)
Lord knows you'll be the 1st to watch
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crack grew up reading older archived posts of daddywaddy had made his life worth living back then
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haha as natural as posing online before a rabid throng of muscle worshipers, fag
and i've posted pics. didn't even feel the need to photoshop them either lololol.
nice weight belt by the way, definitely a crucial piece of equipment for those brutal machine chest flyes!
hahah i thought you were done replying to me, queer? because i'm just a troll? another "faceless dickrider" that "joey swoll" has to show up on getbig.com... you know, like all those other superstars who reply to anonymous message board criticisms, hahahahahaha.
you aren't fit to slurp a schmoe's cum, joey swoll aka mr. beyond genetics aka CRACK aka shredz superstar, aka "The modern day Frank Sepe ???" aka ms. tween dysmorphia.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/ls.jpg?t=1341221573)
hahah yeah your test-bloated 13% bf bloof and nasty, oily skin really own me the "hobbit" or was it "trollop"? i thought you were one to brag about how many trollops you hang out with? :-\
but let's stay positive, and "God bless!" to my number one fan, "Joey Swoll"
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this isn't bodybuilding.com and no-one here is going to be buying any of your supplements so you can knock it off with the Captain Natural schtick. Otherwise, keep up the good work.
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haha as natural as posing online before a rabid throng of muscle worshipers, fag
and i've posted pics. didn't even feel the need to photoshop them either lololol.
nice weight belt by the way, definitely a crucial piece of equipment for those brutal machine chest flyes!
hahah i thought you were done replying to me, queer? because i'm just a troll? another "faceless dickrider" that "joey swoll" has to show up on getbig.com... you know, like all those other superstars who reply to anonymous message board criticisms, hahahahahaha.
you aren't fit to slurp a schmoe's cum, joey swoll aka mr. beyond genetics aka CRACK aka shredz superstar, aka ms. tween dysmorphia.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/ls.jpg?t=1341221573)
hahah yeah your test-bloated 13% bf bloof and nasty, oily skin really own me
But let's stay positive, and "God bless!" to my number one fan, "Joey Swoll"
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo
The posters behind getbig
I feel bad now
1 punch would snap your fuckin neck
You are the face of Internet Warriors worldwide f*ggot
You better thank god for that keyboard
I lied about you having no stand out bodyparts
It's your fucking NOSE
LMAO
DAMN I love this site
Its better than a comedy
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Joey who is misterNY1 on youtube and why does he hate you?
http://www.youtube.com/user/misterNY1 .
"People watch out for this guy he is bad news.. !!!!
This dude is way too funny! He is sending naked pics of himself to women all over the country and maybe men too lol. He is now texting with Jennifer Braff (51 year old cougar/look her up on his FB)…..I guess he’s working her for his next move to LA (he probably needs a sugar mama). Joey, do you honestly think you have any talent what’s so ever??????
misterNY1 1 year ago"
"This is awesome. Joey can be as shredded as he wants, it doesn’t change the fact that he is 5’5″ tall… And he is a total homo… Used to send me all sorts of whacky naked pictures of himself without me asking for them. It was so sick! Totally obsessed with himself it’s disgusting. He also supposedly has some wealthy male doctor who gives him money for you can imagine what. So pathetic.
misterNY1 1 year ago"
Etc......
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Misterny1 is no different than your typical getbigger
A pussy with a keyboard
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Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The posters behind getbig
I feel bad now
1 punch would snap your fuckin neck
You are the face of Internet Warriors worldwide f*ggot
You better thank god for that keyboard
I lied about you having no stand out bodyparts
It's your fucking NOSE
LMAO
DAMN I love this site
Its better than a comedy
fucking bitch drug user, you are basically posting the same shit DA did on getbig before his organs went South. I hope your dumb Jersey Shore spaghetti eating ass has one checking your vitals, because I don't want to see your bitch ass crying to getbiggers when they put you on dialysis. Stupid Mfer!
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Derek Anthony would still wash your bitch ass
Even on dialysis
It's very clear why you geeks hate him
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Derek Anthony would still wash your bitch ass
Even on dialysis
It's very clear why you geeks hate him
NO DUMBASS, I'D HAVE A NURSE WASH HIS ASS, BECAUSE I'M IN CLINICAL RESEARCH. Please die! Youth won't protect your organs forever, bastard.
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hahaha i'm quaking in my boots... ms. dys is getting angered to the point of throwing hands ::)
pucker up those duck lips for the next schmoe, big boy, and don't forget to check in with straightmuscleguys.com -- they might get jealous over all the time you're taking out of your busy schedule for us getbiggers.
if we met in real life, here's what would happen: i'd show up to the gym, see "joey swoll" clocking his 8th out of 13 daily hours in the gym, in true gym rat style, and neither of us would say a word to each other. lmao, save the man-on-man action fantasies for when muscle gallery calls back.
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just noticed the stature on mr. swoll. break my neck in one punch hahaha, don't forget to bring your ladder, stud.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/ls.jpg?t=1341221573)
This is the face of pussies typing shit about bbers day in day out
No more needs to be said
Off to titty fuck a bitch on cam..till next time geek squad
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Off to titty fuck a bitch on cam..
Is that still possible, now that your father has had gyno surgery?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/ls.jpg?t=1341221573)
Looking very good. A physique that's a hit with all women, not just female child abuse victims and geriatric schmoes.
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thanks phreak.
while joey swoll is off working the unregistered hypercams, i'd like to point out he's never been in a real fight. he's the exact type of little bitch who makes workout videos to eminem and plays internet tough guy to get his masculinity fix, as in real life he's just another meek misgendered "bodybuilder" who wouldn't swat a fly. at a massive 5'5" of bloof, joey sure cuts a menacing figure as he sulks near the corner bench press, wondering when a camera is going to show up so he can unleash his inner "CRACK." there's a half dozen of these guys at my gym. always very polite when they ask whether i'm done with the squat rack -- they even wait for me to get back from the water fountain ::)
so CRACK, next time someone catcalls your boyfriend, take my advice and lay 'em out. might be pretty satisfying -- who knows, maybe you won't even feel the need to log onto getbig to do battle with any "keyboard warriors" afterward?
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I wouldn't be so hasty to call natural on Statham, killer stack? Not likely...
Just a little sumthin' to give nature a hand? Mmmmm- maybe.....
Former national level diving athlete/martial arts, definitely aware of and most likely ran a cycle or two back in competition days at the very least. Just my opinion - which admittedly aint worth much! ;D
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"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R8NDgSkMQ5M/TSZCVN3X64I/AAAAAAAADxQ/A6CRnMqhcCw/s1600/jason-statham-malibu-beach.jpg)
Well - he was a competitive diver & was in the British squad for 12 years.
That does actually make him an athlete.
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I hope people realize that Jason was an Olympic diver and competed in two Olympics. He actually knows more than Arnie about training hard and obviously less about taking cock up the ass or taking insane amounts of aas. He was a legit athlete while Arnie was a roided uot eyecandy for old fags.
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Are you from Wigan?
No,but his wiki page used to have him listed has being born in Chesterfield,which is incorrect,someone i used to go to school with changed his page to the correct place.My sister was in the same class as his brother Lee in the late 70s,before the family moved away.
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Damn good physique cephissus.....props bud!
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(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-A58A_503381C5.jpg)
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he gives balding men a lot of stamina.
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a bit pricey. any extra 'souvenirs' smeared inside ???
(http://i46.tinypic.com/fo1zyo.png)
$100 for some worn underwear?
I bet a lucky customer gets one with stains in the front and back...
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haha as natural as posing online before a rabid throng of muscle worshipers, fag
and i've posted pics. didn't even feel the need to photoshop them either lololol.
nice weight belt by the way, definitely a crucial piece of equipment for those brutal machine chest flyes!
hahah i thought you were done replying to me, queer? because i'm just a troll? another "faceless dickrider" that "joey swoll" has to show up on getbig.com... you know, like all those other superstars who reply to anonymous message board criticisms, hahahahahaha.
you aren't fit to slurp a schmoe's cum, joey swoll aka mr. beyond genetics aka CRACK aka shredz superstar, aka "The modern day Frank Sepe ???" aka ms. tween dysmorphia.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/ls.jpg?t=1341221573)
hahah yeah your test-bloated 13% bf bloof and nasty, oily skin really own me the "hobbit" or was it "trollop"? i thought you were one to brag about how many trollops you hang out with? :-\
but let's stay positive, and "God bless!" to my number one fan, "Joey Swoll"
You're ripped bro, nice one!
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ripped and ready to die
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Worked out next to Statham half a dozen of times; he used to train at the same gym as I whenever he was in Paris. That was over the course of 2 years. I'm was never big by any means, natural, 5'7, at my biggest around 85kg which makes it 185 pounds I guess. He's a couple of inches taller than I am and he's got no size, he's lean but not really ripped and his workouts were a fucking joke. That dynamite thing first time I heard was a Labrada quote.
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Arthur Jones said the dynamite quote first, back in about '71-72
all the other tools just re-quoted AJ
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haha as natural as posing online before a rabid throng of muscle worshipers, fag
and i've posted pics. didn't even feel the need to photoshop them either lololol.
nice weight belt by the way, definitely a crucial piece of equipment for those brutal machine chest flyes!
hahah i thought you were done replying to me, queer? because i'm just a troll? another "faceless dickrider" that "joey swoll" has to show up on getbig.com... you know, like all those other superstars who reply to anonymous message board criticisms, hahahahahaha.
you aren't fit to slurp a schmoe's cum, joey swoll aka mr. beyond genetics aka CRACK aka shredz superstar, aka "The modern day Frank Sepe ???" aka ms. tween dysmorphia.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/ls.jpg?t=1341221573)
hahah yeah your test-bloated 13% bf bloof and nasty, oily skin really own me the "hobbit" or was it "trollop"? i thought you were one to brag about how many trollops you hang out with? :-\
but let's stay positive, and "God bless!" to my number one fan, "Joey Swoll"
very good abs
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NO DUMBASS, I'D HAVE A NURSE WASH HIS ASS, BECAUSE I'M IN CLINICAL RESEARCH. Please die! Youth won't protect your organs forever, bastard.
Pretty obvious it hasn't protected his brain already. What's next?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/ls.jpg?t=1341221573)
This is the face of pussies typing shit about bbers day in day out
No more needs to be said
Off to titty fuck a bitch on cam..till next time geek squad
You are a midget, and no amount of muslce can make you taller.
Sorry, but no matter how hard you try, you will always be the laughing stock of everyone around you.
Must suck to know your height will forever make you a child among men.
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he wont show up anymore
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Men's Health could barely airbrush a 2 pack on him
If the I walked on a stair master for 2 months look is what you're all after, go for it!
Just hop the fuck off my dick 1 time
(http://www.wildcardpersonaltraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/960cf7d30f047762_shirtless-jason-statham.jpg)
He looks ok, nothing great, he was a diver so at least he was an athlete. You would look very similar to him natural, your genetics are actually below his, so i'm not sure what your problem is bro.
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(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/709594C2-E399-48E6-846C-3AE1E0A90FB7-102-00000006D637ADB4.jpg)
Lol ciphilis is trying so hard to appear ripped in this pic, hes about to slip and split his beek nose..poor ugly fuck
I love my life! And you were right about 1 thing..I love cameras too! Don't let your mom find my Facebook. I'll make your bitch ass the step daughter I never had.
If there was ever a face for the word pussy slayer, it'd be mines. Now go bust yours on that bathroom sink hobbit
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/E897FD64-FE91-48DF-B55B-73B2BC6006C2-988-0000015D10BA7803.jpg)
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/1FBFD7A6-1B10-4946-8A0F-A0F22201371D-83-0000000052591437.jpg)
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Ciphilis and the geek squad posse got me shook everytime I go to the gym!
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/74D18ED1-E15C-48BE-9838-7E64C0828096-950-0000015A17D8E397-1.jpg)
Only difference is y'all been liftin your whole life and still look like this lol
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Great build Crack!
You get extra props if you made that girl in the video gag
Ciphilis you will never post you're own pic. You're just another trollop with an avatar to match. You will never look as good as I did in those 3 year old videos. I was 100 % natural too fuckface
You have no chest
back
arms
or legs
to even speak of you hobbit
Shredz shutting down Diamond video coming soon 8)
Lord knows you'll be the 1st to watch
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/F8490774-D844-4C53-B792-27F56A3FF851-664-000000FFB44A23AB.jpg)
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If there was ever a face for the word pussy slayer, it'd be mines. Now go bust yours on that bathroom sink hobbit
I dig it and think you're really cool bro.
Now, just between you and I, how big is your penis?
"1"
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I dig it and think you're really cool bro.
Now, just between you and I, how big is your penis?
"1"
You like his duck face don't you?
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You like his duck face don't you?
Only if those duck lips were wrapped around my cock.
"1"
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Obviously a Yates fan quoting him word for word in the top paragraph about tapping a stick of dynamite with a pencil all day. Dorian Yates Flex mag circa 1994. The ugly baldy Mr Potato Head wannabe tough guy actor has obviously never heard of plagiarism.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484480_354818771267930_1177143918_n.jpg)
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I'm not saying this as a shot against Statham, but are there really any straight divers?
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I'm not saying this as a shot against Statham, but are there really any straight divers?
I have only heard of one completely outed diver and that's Greg Louganis... I don't really follow diving that much though.
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I agree with his training philosophy.
Arnold worked out several hours per day. There's no way he was intense every hour of that session.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484480_354818771267930_1177143918_n.jpg)
^^
EPIC lack of any TRICEPS.... :D
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Lol a treasure trove of pictures of this guy. Someone with genetics as bad as yours shouldn't be insulting anyone junkie.
(http://distilleryimage3.s3.amazonaws.com/daf4dc6ea74b11e19dc71231380fe523_7.jpg)
(http://cfs8.tistory.com/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=YmxvZzM4MzRAZnM4LnRpc3RvcnkuY29tOi9hdHRhY2gvMC8yMjAwMDAwMDAwMzMuanBn)
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haha, how many times have you replied to my "troll ass" now joey?
funny how you keep harping on my nose, you're not so lacking in that deparment yourself, stud -- wonder why it "stood out" so much to you?
one big difference, however: my "beak" isn't permanently schmoe locked into duck-lips
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/Lurmonious/Image0007.jpg?t=1308865607)
and loloooooooooooooool @ "trying to look ripped"... this coming from a guy who PHOTOSHOPS HIS BATHROOM MIRROR SHOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHH AHAH
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by the way, monster 15 square foot bathroom co-opted for the SHREDZ ad, CEO joey swoll, lolololoolol
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Props. cephissus
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150 pound bald twink
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Jason can do "Human Flag", Arnold ???.
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the tilted backwarded cap screams douchiness and a superficial personality on "crack"
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I'm not saying this as a shot against Statham, but are there really any straight divers?
Only the muff divers are straight.
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Joey asscrack having his ass handed to him on this thread
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His build is not bad for an actor. the way i see it is every movie calls for different types of body structures. some athletic some more muscular.
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Joey asscrack having his ass handed to him on this thread
Word
Life is brutal
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/B2FF38C5-F763-432B-94AE-DA7A8BBCEBDA-83-000001C31134380E.jpg)
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wow this "CRACK" joey swollee guy is really full of himself. that video of you at the pool is classic. you really got a lot of attention there, i like how all the hot gilrs totally ignored your bloated body with your short stubby limbs. hahahahahahah!!! So funny at the pool moving your fat boobies and twitching your arms like an idiot, nobody there was impressed hahahahahahahahahahahaah ha
Man you are an ass crack!!!! is that why you call yourself Crack? you are going to go down as the biggest douchebag to ever post on get big.
btw, saying to someone that your one punch would snap someones neck is a joke. you know nothing about fighting, having large muscles does not equate into punching power you troll. I have seen skinny guys kick the shit out of loud mouthed stumps like you. Some day you will get a major wake up call............it will happen when you least expect it and probably be watchable on youtube. ;D
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Word
Life is brutal
for a dwarf
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wow this "CRACK" joey swollee guy is really full of himself. that video of you at the pool is classic. you really got a lot of attention there, i like how all the hot gilrs totally ignored your bloated body with your short stubby limbs. hahahahahahah!!! So funny at the pool moving your fat boobies and twitching your arms like an idiot, nobody there was impressed hahahahahahahahahahahaah ha
Man you are an ass crack!!!! is that why you call yourself Crack? you are going to go down as the biggest douchebag to ever post on get big.
btw, saying to someone that your one punch would snap someones neck is a joke. you know nothing about fighting, having large muscles does not equate into punching power you troll. I have seen skinny guys kick the shit out of loud mouthed stumps like you. Some day you will get a major wake up call............it will happen when you least expect it and probably be watchable on youtube. ;D
??? ??? :-\
this is not crack
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This is crack
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well he sure talks like he is, both legends in there own minds.
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??? ??? :-\
this is not crack
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Yes it is, it's Joey Tristan "Swoll" Burneika offseason
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Yes it is, it's Joey Tristan "Swoll" Burneika offseason
so Joey Crack is claiming to be Joey Swoll and Joey Chicago? Im just glad he isnt Joey Blossom
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I am looking for a select few dedicated sponsors who know how to treat a young champion
:-X
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so Joey Crack is claiming to be Joey Swoll and Joey Chicago? Im just glad he isnt Joey Blossom
Tristan "Swöll"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-G-_72DDK-JE/TpkSIEN0XKI/AAAAAAAAWog/IkxpGDWjDY4/s1600/TristanJoeyENH.jpg)
Joey "Swöll"
(http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/2-copy.jpg)
Ladies, this is Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll. You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls.
He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear. But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money. I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills. Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away!
Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.
Ladies never trust a man named Tristan.- nik
Tristan Joseph
(http://hotmuscleboys.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tristan-josph.jpg)
Tristan Swoll
Joey Sergo
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5BDS0En3vNA/TpkRI89dEjI/AAAAAAAAWnY/sxgc5fWmDEc/s1600/4b57775675816.jpg)
The 5'9" 28 year old fitness model turned bodybuilder, originally from Chicago, who first competed at the Illinois State in 2008 in a quick interview at Gold's Venice back in March
Joey Burneika
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SUz4yUFD1Js/TpkSih7CwYI/AAAAAAAAWos/NcH5qR5KM04/s1600/sv2u6w.jpg)
Robert Burneika
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OwjlM7QTyok/SxrXVpvwtMI/AAAAAAAAPTE/rwqQ9svX26w/s400/ROBERT+BURNEIKA+(51).jpg)
Joey Chicago
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/JMabb13/JoeyChicago1.jpg)
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Yes it is, it's Joey Tristan "Swoll" Burneika offseason
Oh my bad, they look like 2 completely different people , my mistake Eric2
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It's nothin my lovvve cannnt fix for ya babbbay
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Oh my bad, they look like 2 completely different people , my mistake Eric2
Just messin' brah! Joey Sergo and Bobby Burneika are two totally different people, but from the same peanutgallery :D
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Tristan "Swöll"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-G-_72DDK-JE/TpkSIEN0XKI/AAAAAAAAWog/IkxpGDWjDY4/s1600/TristanJoeyENH.jpg)
Joey "Swöll"
(http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/2-copy.jpg)
Ladies, this is Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll. You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls.
He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear. But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money. I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills. Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away!
Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.
Ladies never trust a man named Tristan.- nik
Tristan Joseph
(http://hotmuscleboys.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tristan-josph.jpg)
Tristan Swoll
Joey Sergo
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5BDS0En3vNA/TpkRI89dEjI/AAAAAAAAWnY/sxgc5fWmDEc/s1600/4b57775675816.jpg)
The 5'9" 28 year old fitness model turned bodybuilder, originally from Chicago, who first competed at the Illinois State in 2008 in a quick interview at Gold's Venice back in March
Joey Burneika
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SUz4yUFD1Js/TpkSih7CwYI/AAAAAAAAWos/NcH5qR5KM04/s1600/sv2u6w.jpg)
Robert Burneika
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OwjlM7QTyok/SxrXVpvwtMI/AAAAAAAAPTE/rwqQ9svX26w/s400/ROBERT+BURNEIKA+(51).jpg)
Joey Chicago
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/JMabb13/JoeyChicago1.jpg)
Lmaoo
This was good
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for a dwarf
Haha, no wonder he's so arrogant and delusional, I would be to if I had to deal with the sad reality of be dwarfed by everyone around me.
It's no wonder he thinks being big is important, gotta do something to compensate for being a midget.
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Yep, you can tell that the balding really bothers him. Derek Anthony the 2nd.
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another drug dumpster who thinks muscle size is a persons worth.
I bet his logic is: "FDR wasn't very good at bodybuilding so he just had to settle for being a great president"
"Billy Graham couldn't do squats very well so he just had to quit and settle for being a preacher."
"Michael Jordan just couldn't get his delts to pop so instead he just settled on basketball"
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Poor CRACK