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Title: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:18:04 PM
Here is the deal

If I dont jack off today my load tomorrow will be huge (its building up for 4 days already) and the money shot will be epic BUT I will be much more hornier and this means chances I wont last much.

OTHT If I spank it now I will be much more relieved tomorrow and this means I will put a fuckin sex marathon on the bitch, and this equals points with the lady obviously.  BUT I will be shooting a pretty meh one day storage worth of man juice.


So getbig being known for the world class sex experts in the house, I thought I should post this here and listen to the valuable advices of the resident experts. Bear in my first impression is everything when it comes to sex. Fuck her good on the first time and she is going to be your bitch forever. Screw it and you are fucked for good regarding her and her friends.

What path should I take (other than involving your mom in all of this)?

Thank you.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: cephissus on September 20, 2012, 07:24:28 PM
jo today then

R/NC/NPO

as obvious as the schmoe is gay ::)






 :D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:26:01 PM
jo today then

R/NC/NPO

as obvious as the schmoe is gay ::)


sure it will be raw and no condom but if i keep my 4 days storage worth you bet it will be all over her face, so no NPO this time!



 :D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 20, 2012, 07:26:15 PM
yay!, you want to last don't you?

or am I the only loser?  :-X


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: WillGrant on September 20, 2012, 07:28:47 PM
More pics of Brazilian teens covered in donkey jizzum


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:30:26 PM
More pics of Brazilian teens covered in donkey jizzum

stay tunned for #bambamjizz tomorrow over insta and twitter  ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: WillGrant on September 20, 2012, 07:30:52 PM
stay tunned for #bambamjizz tomorrow over insta and twitter  ;D
Subscribed  ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: 240 is Back on September 20, 2012, 07:32:28 PM
Spank it tonight.   And if you're meeting her at noon tomorrow, you spank it at 8:30 am as well.



Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:34:28 PM
Spank it tonight.   And if you're meeting her at noon tomorrow, you spank it at 8:30 am as well.



Im on 400mg of test, no fun shooting air, why you give me such crazy advice sir?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:37:29 PM
Here is the deal

If I dont jack off today my load tomorrow will be huge (its building up for 4 days already) and the money shot will be epic BUT I will be much more hornier and this means chances I wont last much.

OTHT If I spank it now I will be much more relieved tomorrow and this means I will put a fuckin sex marathon on the bitch, and this equals points with the lady obviously.  BUT I will be shooting a pretty meh one day storage worth of man juice.


So getbig being known for the world class sex experts in the house, I thought I should post this here and listen to the valuable advices of the resident experts. Bear in my first impression is everything when it comes to sex. Fuck her good on the first time and she is going to be your bitch forever. Screw it and you are fucked for good regarding her and her friends.

What path should I take (other than involving your mom in all of this)?

Thank you.


dont jack it, just make sure to pop some viagra at the right time and you dick will stay up no matter what.

have fun and allow the bitch guzzle it all, she deserve it. hth.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: BB on September 20, 2012, 07:38:27 PM
You lose it today, you go in tan, rested, and ready tomorrow. Chicks don't care about the money shot, they want to know you can last, don't risk being a 2 pumper tomorrow.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 20, 2012, 07:43:46 PM
Go for the marathon sex with her and make it really awesome sex! 


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:46:28 PM
Go for the marathon sex with her and make it really awesome sex! 

this is if I dont jack it there is still a considerable chance Im going to last, Im not 15 years old anymore. But still, the risk will be there.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 20, 2012, 07:48:36 PM
this is if I dont jack it there is still a considerable chance Im going to last, Im not 15 years old anymore. But still, the risk will be there.
Then masturbate today, that's what I mean.  You want to make it really great the first time.  It hooks the woman.  She will be craving you/your cock after this!


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: SF1900 on September 20, 2012, 07:51:37 PM
If she will only stay with you because you have hooked her through sex, most likely she will eventually leave you if she finds another guy who is better at sex. Not a quality person to date. So I woudnt worry too much about it.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:53:18 PM
Then masturbate today, that's what I mean.  You want to make it really great the first time.  It hooks the woman.  She will be craving you/your cock after this!

yea I undestand, what I meant is that if I dont jack I will shoot epic loads and it wont mean necessarily that I wont last, just that the risk will be higher. And Im a risk taker by nature, i think i will try the best of both worlds   :)


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 20, 2012, 07:54:16 PM
Spank it an 1hr before you see her and then take 1 tab of XTC and 1 tab of cialis.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 20, 2012, 07:55:32 PM
If she will only stay with you because you have hooked her through sex, most likely she will eventually leave you if she finds another guy who is better at sex. Not a quality person to date. So I woudnt worry too much about it.
No woman or man only stays with a person for sex.  But it is important to make it really good the first time.  You can have bad sex and keep seeing the person but when it's really great it just makes you want to go back for more.  


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 07:55:44 PM
Spank it an 1hr before you see her and then take 1 tab of XTC and 1 tab of cialis.

what about shrooms?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Nomad on September 20, 2012, 07:58:05 PM
blow it in her face...then go for 2nd


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 20, 2012, 08:00:39 PM
blow it in her face...then go for 2nd

only once it worked for me, so its a pretty wild card.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 20, 2012, 08:20:21 PM
what about shrooms?

That could get too weird for the first time with new chick. You might not want to touch her.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: tbombz on September 20, 2012, 08:39:35 PM
who the fuck plans this shit out like that. bam bam me thinks your game is weak bro.  ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Voice of Doom on September 20, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
who cares what the chick thinks?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Tapeworm on September 21, 2012, 01:06:57 AM
No.  Bitches love a full sack.

I'm sorry you're having performance anxiety, son.  I got 99 problems but premature ejaculation ain't one.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2012, 01:13:53 AM
blow it in her face...then go for 2nd
yes ...THIS


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 21, 2012, 01:22:38 AM
Do you masturbate with your left or right hand?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Euro-monster on September 21, 2012, 02:35:47 AM
What do you want to hear afterwards from one of her friends?

1. He came after 10 good pumps but his load was huge?

or

2. he fucked me for a good full hour before he came! It was but a teaspoon full but man my pussy feels raw....cant wait till he fucks me like that again..... ;)


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Tito24 on September 21, 2012, 02:40:44 AM
yes otherwise you come too soon


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2012, 02:45:21 AM
yes...yes....Daddy Donny knows it... ;D but i fucked my bit on the side and shot a good load on her tits and she said it was a lot and very creamy thick...shows good quality she said.. not all runny.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: WillGrant on September 21, 2012, 03:36:35 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Ujd7RDg9g


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: BigCyp on September 21, 2012, 03:49:48 AM
yes...yes....Daddy Donny knows it... ;D but i fucked my bit on the side and shot a good load on her tits and she said it was a lot and very creamy thick...shows good quality she said.. not all runny.

Yes Donny these are solid actions


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigjim on September 21, 2012, 03:50:57 AM
chicks don't care about man chowder have a wank I just did


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Necrosis on September 21, 2012, 04:00:47 AM
I would save it for the ho, the shit is just better with a buildup of man butter.Fuck her, be selfish bro


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: True on September 21, 2012, 04:47:32 AM
Do most girls actually enjoy a good load on their face? ??? Wouldnt they rather have you just cumming in a condom? And do they really care about the size of the load? Seems like an insecurity thing or something going around with men.. :-\


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: hrspwr on September 21, 2012, 04:52:39 AM
crack one off in the shower right before your date, you will be able to think clearly and won`t nut out in the first inning.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 21, 2012, 05:06:40 AM
Do most girls actually enjoy a good load on their face? ??? Wouldnt they rather have you just cumming in a condom? And do they really care about the size of the load? Seems like an insecurity thing or something going around with men.. :-\
It's a thing men have, just like men care so much about penis size. 


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigmikecox on September 21, 2012, 05:07:18 AM
No self pleasure! Save that stuff up and blow it in her!


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: BigCyp on September 21, 2012, 05:13:13 AM
It's a thing men have, just like men care so much about penis size.  

I have only ever busted once before my wife did, and that was because she was asleep


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 21, 2012, 05:15:40 AM
I have only ever busted once before my wife did, and that was because she was asleep
Haha   ;D  Your surprise sex didn't wake her up. 


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigmikecox on September 21, 2012, 05:17:42 AM
I used to spank on my ex's feet while she was sleepiing! GOOD MORNING!!! SKEET SKEET


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: BigCyp on September 21, 2012, 05:19:25 AM
Haha   ;D  Your surprise sex didn't wake her up. 

Chloroform on the pillow


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 21, 2012, 05:20:59 AM
Chloroform on the pillow

Hey you're stealing my idea with Donnys white panties.   ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigmikecox on September 21, 2012, 05:21:11 AM
Chloroform on the pillow

Or GHB in her coffee


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: BigCyp on September 21, 2012, 05:23:32 AM
Hey you're stealing my idea with Donnys white panties.   ;D

Donny is the type of guy that would actually pass out if he touched a girls panties, no chemicals required


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 21, 2012, 05:25:49 AM
Donny is the type of guy that would actually pass out if he touched a girls panties, no chemicals required

Yes he probably puts the panties in his mouth to suck off the flavours and then he chokes due to no air. 


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2012, 05:47:36 AM
Hey you're stealing my idea with Donnys white panties.   ;D
I want to wank and shoot in your panty baby ;)


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on September 21, 2012, 05:48:08 AM
well I didnt bust anything yesterday, so tonight I ll go peter north style on the bitch for sure. And I believe in my hability to pace things so there will be sex marathon too.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 21, 2012, 05:48:55 AM
I want to wank and shoot in your panty baby ;)
Oh and here I was thinking you wanted to wear them.   ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: booty on September 21, 2012, 05:50:11 AM
well I didnt bust anything yesterday, so tonight I ll go peter north style on the bitch for sure. And I believe in my hability to pace things so there will be sex marathon too.
We're all jealous.   ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigmikecox on September 21, 2012, 05:50:15 AM
well I didnt bust anything yesterday, so tonight I ll go peter north style on the bitch for sure. And I believe in my hability to pace things so there will be sex marathon too.

DO NOT PULL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO CONDOM


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2012, 05:51:04 AM
Oh and here I was thinking you wanted to wear them.   ;D
i want to feel my cock rubbing on them.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2012, 05:52:19 AM
DO NOT PULL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO CONDOM
be a fucking man stick it in her ass shoot it in there...watch her fart it out


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2012, 05:52:53 AM
homo worrying about cumming fast.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2012, 05:56:40 AM
well if you come too quick just tell her she is special and you have not had sex for a while... you are very choosy...she will feel special...anyway after a bit of Fore play you can do her again...infact can i come too your date Bro...we will both do her ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigmikecox on September 21, 2012, 05:56:57 AM
be a fucking man stick it in her ass shoot it in there...watch her fart it out

Nice!!!!!


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Meso_z on November 10, 2012, 01:16:35 AM
DO NOT PULL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO CONDOM
great advice.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: dj181 on November 10, 2012, 01:41:20 AM
fuck man, if you're gonna be with her the whole night, then just give it to her 7 or 8 times like i do, one or two of those sessions are bound to be good


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: pedro01 on November 10, 2012, 02:38:24 AM
So the OP is what? 15 years old?

Get some self control for heavens sake.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: snx on November 10, 2012, 05:29:05 AM
Blow it out now.

You do NOT want a full sack disrupting your game. You will need all your faculties to set the tone right with her. If she senses ball batter back-up, she'll see you're weak, she'll manipulate you, and you'll never get that back.

A true Jedi does not give up the higher ground. You know this to be truth.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigmc on November 10, 2012, 05:31:49 AM
Blow it out now.

You do NOT want a full sack disrupting your game. You will need all your faculties to set the tone right with her. If she senses ball batter back-up, she'll see you're weak, she'll manipulate you, and you'll never get that back.

A true Jedi does not give up the higher ground. You know this to be truth.


haha

wisdom much this is jedi


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: MikMaq on November 10, 2012, 06:30:55 AM
well if you come too quick just tell her she is special and you have not had sex for a while... you are very choosy...she will feel special...anyway after a bit of Fore play you can do her again...infact can i come too your date Bro...we will both do her ;D
Agreed fuck how she feels. Go for a fast first round, and be ready for seconds not long after. It's the most fun, and still equates to pretty much the same experience.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: BigCyp on November 10, 2012, 06:38:13 AM
What do you usually do with the guys?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 10, 2012, 08:14:31 AM
Is he still holding it?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: oliolioli on November 10, 2012, 08:38:09 AM
dont jack it, just make sure to pop some viagra at the right time and you dick will stay up no matter what.

have fun and allow the bitch guzzle it all, she deserve it. hth.

Did you forget to switch gimmick accounts when talking to yourself in your own thread?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: nefario on November 10, 2012, 09:01:40 AM
Did you forget to switch gimmick accounts when talking to yourself in your own thread?

lmao - good catch  ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Schmoff on November 10, 2012, 09:09:12 AM
Is he still holding it?

 ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on November 10, 2012, 09:28:08 AM
wow, epic thread ressurection.

and i have a nice vid from that night, maybe i will share it make not

pop a cialis to be sure.

enables multiple times for more than 24 hrs straight.

if you cant get ahold of them, and theres no cum left, fake it like this, turn her around, her back facing you and then spit on her back.

 8)

rofl


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tomorrow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Primemuscle on November 10, 2012, 09:28:51 AM
Is it not possible for you to cum and then keep going if you are so horny?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tomorrow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Bam-bam on November 10, 2012, 09:32:15 AM
Is it not possible for you to cum and then keep going if you are so horny?

its a gamble


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 10, 2012, 12:02:03 PM
Yes. Wank off but save it in a Zip lock and say "see I was thinking of you" ...guaranteed anal


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tomorrow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: bigmc on November 10, 2012, 01:07:44 PM
i will openly admit i need a break after a cumshot.

after those 20 seconds, ill be ready to carry on, though.

 :D

my friend is a big viagra user

now he cant perform without it

be careful with the sex boosters its a rabbit hole you might not get out of


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: theworm on November 10, 2012, 01:11:36 PM
Jack off today cause you are probably NOT having sex tommorrow..


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: pedro01 on November 10, 2012, 05:22:41 PM
sigh @ the studs on here.

Do you guys actually manage to get your underwear off before shooting your load?

There are plenty of positions in which the woman gets a lot more stimulation than the man. Armed with this very fucking common knowledge, it would not take a complete genius to switch positions when you feel you are getting a bit close to cumming.

On top of this, if you practise some fairly simple relaxation techniques 'down there' you will find that over time you are able to relax away the male orgasm, again without stopping.

Cialis? Viagra? 8 times a night? Wanking because you can't control your own cock?

Poor, poor, women.



Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: GoneAway on November 10, 2012, 08:54:06 PM
Jerk off today so you last longer. I doubt women care so much about the load, especially if you cum inside. They'd probably just be happy that you came with them.


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: dj181 on November 11, 2012, 03:08:56 AM
What do you usually do with the guys?

 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: pedro01 on November 12, 2012, 06:47:30 AM
hey pedrocito ::)

look, just pop a cialis and have readyness for multiple times a night, even if drunk and coked up.

theres no way to mess up on this, forget your relaxation techniques.

also, cialis isnt the same thing as viagra, from effect to sideeeffects, all the way not the same thing.

with cialis, youre ready only when aroused, with viagra you get kinda permanent stiffy even when not needed.



So let me get this right...

The art of being a swordsman is officially dead? No more do men have the ability to control themselves sexually. Just 2 pumps and a squirt but she'll be OK because I took this magic pill and I can give her 5 times a night?

I know full well what these drugs do - I've taken them myself recreationally. It's a bit like lipstick on a pig though. If you are a dud fuck, then increasing the quantity of dud fucks isn't going to have them queueing at your door.

Quality > Quantity.


Title: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 12, 2012, 07:44:07 AM
When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Tito24 on November 12, 2012, 07:45:27 AM
(http://oi46.tinypic.com/jpfsbt.jpg)


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: snx on November 12, 2012, 07:47:46 AM
When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?

It depends.

It depends on "where" she wants you to put it. There's a lot of places where it's fun to put it on/in her. Then there's one place that seems like a great idea at the time, but 9 months later, will produce a very expensive life-altering outcome.

So yes, it depends.

Not if you're BMC though.


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Shockwave on November 12, 2012, 07:48:24 AM
It depends on the woman, and depends on where she wants it.


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 12, 2012, 07:51:57 AM
(http://oi46.tinypic.com/jpfsbt.jpg)

what kind of avian species is that on the bottom right of the picture? Toucan?


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: gracie bjj on November 12, 2012, 07:54:45 AM
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Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: snx on November 12, 2012, 07:56:26 AM
So let me get this right...

The art of being a swordsman is officially dead? No more do men have the ability to control themselves sexually. Just 2 pumps and a squirt but she'll be OK because I took this magic pill and I can give her 5 times a night?

I know full well what these drugs do - I've taken them myself recreationally. It's a bit like lipstick on a pig though. If you are a dud fuck, then increasing the quantity of dud fucks isn't going to have them queueing at your door.

Quality > Quantity.

HahahA! For getbiggers, quantity IS quality.


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 12, 2012, 08:20:29 AM
Some free advice...

When a woman says: "come inside me"... don't do it.

It will save you about $500,000 over the next 18-25 years.


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: mass243 on November 12, 2012, 08:23:28 AM

I once saw this video where they put a small funnel up on woman's nose and the men cum in that HAHAHAH


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: galain on November 12, 2012, 11:39:54 AM
what kind of avian species is that on the bottom right of the picture? Toucan?

It looks like a muppet.


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 12, 2012, 11:41:25 AM
(http://oi46.tinypic.com/jpfsbt.jpg)
what kind of avian species is that on the bottom right of the picture? Toucan?
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnb086ZbQZ1RXDBoFwkozVUQCW3lYbxPaI1RQMlvOE1V6UCUvKugUdU9CaLg)
[(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110801133818/muppet/images/0/06/The_Skeksis.png)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpIoPQHYhrw


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: CalvinH on November 12, 2012, 01:20:36 PM
When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?




Ok,open your mouth.


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Viking11 on November 12, 2012, 01:29:01 PM
When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?
Yes. "I'll need money first!"  ;)


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Polish Power on November 12, 2012, 01:29:23 PM
Answer is 42


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: tbombz on November 12, 2012, 01:40:09 PM
Luckily I have almost always been in a relationship with a girl who is on birth control and therefor I rarely have ever had sex without leaving a big pile of my juice deep inside a warm wet girl


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: tbombz on November 12, 2012, 01:41:34 PM
Girl? Lmao I can't say the word cu nt? Haha wtf ron that is some stupid bullshit


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 12, 2012, 01:48:43 PM
Luckily I have almost always been in a relationship with a girl who is on birth control and therefor I rarely have ever had sex without leaving a big pile of my juice deep inside a warm wet girl

Good thing it's inside a girl and not a boy Tbombz!
Forget the old ways! Walk the right path now, and never walk the old deep-tissue massage-path again!


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: maxkane69 on November 12, 2012, 01:54:02 PM
Here is the deal

If I dont jack off today my load tomorrow will be huge (its building up for 4 days already) and the money shot will be epic BUT I will be much more hornier and this means chances I wont last much.

OTHT If I spank it now I will be much more relieved tomorrow and this means I will put a fuckin sex marathon on the bitch, and this equals points with the lady obviously.  BUT I will be shooting a pretty meh one day storage worth of man juice.


So getbig being known for the world class sex experts in the house, I thought I should post this here and listen to the valuable advices of the resident experts. Bear in my first impression is everything when it comes to sex. Fuck her good on the first time and she is going to be your bitch forever. Screw it and you are fucked for good regarding her and her friends.

What path should I take (other than involving your mom in all of this)?

Thank you.


You must be 14 years old to ask something like that ! ::)


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 12, 2012, 02:27:49 PM
So let me get this right...

The art of being a swordsman is officially dead? No more do men have the ability to control themselves sexually. Just 2 pumps and a squirt but she'll be OK because I took this magic pill and I can give her 5 times a night?

I know full well what these drugs do - I've taken them myself recreationally. It's a bit like lipstick on a pig though. If you are a dud fuck, then increasing the quantity of dud fucks isn't going to have them queueing at your door.

Quality > Quantity.

I've posted this scientific formula years ago, it is a "can't miss' ticket to fucking the living shit out of a girl until her pussy starts to bleed


20 mg cialis

2 - 10 mg percosets.

The cialis makes your cock so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and the percoset dulls the sensation just enough so it feels great ...but you can fuck for hours before busting a quart of semen and covering her whole head


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: pedro01 on November 12, 2012, 04:52:45 PM
I've posted this scientific formula years ago, it is a "can't miss' ticket to fucking the living shit out of a girl until her pussy starts to bleed


20 mg cialis

2 - 10 mg percosets.

The cialis makes your cock so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and the percoset dulls the sensation just enough so it feels great ...but you can fuck for hours before busting a quart of semen and covering her whole head

I see - a drug for every one of life's insecurities, eh?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: cephissus on November 12, 2012, 05:00:01 PM
I've posted this scientific formula years ago, it is a "can't miss' ticket to fucking the living shit out of a girl until her pussy starts to bleed


20 mg cialis

2 - 10 mg percosets.

The cialis makes your cock so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and the percoset dulls the sensation just enough so it feels great ...but you can fuck for hours before busting a quart of semen and covering her whole head

haha i still remember the first time you posted this, i think


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Primemuscle on November 12, 2012, 05:54:10 PM
I've posted this scientific formula years ago, it is a "can't miss' ticket to fucking the living shit out of a girl until her pussy starts to bleed


20 mg cialis

2 - 10 mg percosets.

The cialis makes your cock so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and the percoset dulls the sensation just enough so it feels great ...but you can fuck for hours before busting a quart of semen and covering her whole head

You have a very visual writing style.


Title: Re: What's the correct answer?
Post by: Tre on November 13, 2012, 12:02:00 AM

That's not a real image, is it?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: Donny on November 13, 2012, 12:03:44 PM
so did this happen and wheres the pics of the lady(boy)
yeah where is it?


Title: Re: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?
Post by: magikusar on November 14, 2012, 03:01:02 PM
tity fuck her
then fall asleep
sneek out while she sleeps
never call


Title: F*cking shit
Post by: Big N on November 14, 2012, 06:22:25 PM
I'm tired of dealing with these broads who think they're over privileged. And all they do is put down other fellas on top of it. Granted I know more than 50% of the male population act so desperate and horny around them so I don't blame the broads. But the snotty, spoiled, kiss the ground I walk on, I'm above ALL men just gets to me. And guess what? F*ck your date, take that shit turn it side ways and turn it up your f*cking ass. You're not a supermodel, you're not rich, you don't have a high education, all you have is that pussy between your legs and your so-called gorgeous face that would only fit appealing as a stripper or a f*cking prostitute. Stop the games already and thinking all fellas are the same. If you want a real man, then stop with the bullshit push-up bra, fake hair, fake nails, etc. And let me guess it's always the fella's fault, and the woman is always innocent.

- Discuss



Title: Re: F*cking shit
Post by: WOOO on November 14, 2012, 06:24:29 PM
i'm thinking you need to stop meeting women at walmart


Title: Re: F*cking shit
Post by: Maddy on November 14, 2012, 06:24:29 PM


BigN
struck out
again


Title: Re: F*cking shit
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 14, 2012, 06:25:18 PM

BigN
struck out
again

Ha Ha Ha


Title: Re: F*cking shit
Post by: Hulkotron on November 14, 2012, 06:25:29 PM
How can she slap


Title: Re: F*cking shit
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 14, 2012, 06:25:47 PM
When in doubt
Wank one out


Title: Re: F*cking shit
Post by: pulling weight on November 14, 2012, 06:26:32 PM
i'm thinking you need to stop meeting women at walmart

 ;D


Title: Re: F*cking shit
Post by: Red Hook on November 14, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
I'm tired of dealing with these broads who think they're over privileged. And all they do is put down other fellas on top of it. Granted I know more than 50% of the male population act so desperate and horny around them so I don't blame the broads. But the snotty, spoiled, kiss the ground I walk on, I'm above ALL men just gets to me. And guess what? F*ck your date, take that shit turn it side ways and turn it up your f*cking ass. You're not a supermodel, you're not rich, you don't have a high education, all you have is that pussy between your legs and your so-called gorgeous face that would only fit appealing as a stripper or a f*cking prostitute. Stop the games already and thinking all fellas are the same. If you want a real man, then stop with the bullshit push-up bra, fake hair, fake nails, etc. And let me guess it's always the fella's fault, and the woman is always innocent.

- Discuss



(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/09/Date-Rape-Drug.jpg)

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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JQ2s7vm-ts8/Tc4PmIGR5XI/AAAAAAAAABA/-4brwYC3oj8/s1600/129149282208834198.jpg)

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