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Title: 2012 Olympia - Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: ether on September 29, 2012, 06:56:17 PM
Guy is seriously ruining bodybuilding

Looks like a science experiment gone wrong

Every muscle torn to shit, no separation etc...

What is with those weird lines in his biceps?

If Wolf gets shit on for no calves where are Branch forearms ?
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Nails on September 29, 2012, 06:57:48 PM
Its a very close tie between Branch Troll warren and Daniel Down HIll


sign me up for both
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on September 29, 2012, 07:01:05 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

one of the funnier thread titles
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: ether on September 29, 2012, 07:03:58 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D

one of the funnier thread titles

He couldn't requalify at an NPC show if I was judging

Keith Williams looks like Flex Wheelervnext to this mess
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on September 29, 2012, 07:05:41 PM
He couldn't requalify at an NPC show if I was judging

Keith Williams looks like Flex Wheelervnext to this mess

i have never been a fan of this midget of muscle messiness..plus he is a stuttering redneck

the IFBB would be better off without him

Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: ether on September 29, 2012, 07:07:28 PM
i have never been a fan of this midget of muscle messiness..plus he is a stuttering redneck

the IFBB would be better off without him



So far we have 3 on the list...

Probably more then his ASC fans choice  ::)
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Bgpapi23 on September 29, 2012, 07:09:44 PM
The title literally had me laugh and spit my shrimp onto my date's blouse  ;D
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: outby43 on September 29, 2012, 07:10:08 PM
I agree.  Branch is a train wreck. He will hang on for a while like Kamali did and then fade out.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on September 29, 2012, 07:15:17 PM
I agree.  Branch is a train wreck. He will hang on for a while like Kamali did and then fade out.

bc his lord and savior Jesus Christ deems its necessary  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: ether on September 29, 2012, 07:16:22 PM
Its a very close tie between Branch Troll warren and Daniel Down HIll


sign me up for both

Dan Hill still believes because of Branch Warren
Guy is a hot mess
Looksvlike a steaming pile of shit

I'd realistically have him after Keffellianos and before Lee Banks
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on September 29, 2012, 07:19:54 PM
Dan Hill still believes because of Branch Warren
Guy is a hot mess
Looksvlike a steaming pile of shit

I'd realistically have him after Keffellianos and before Lee Banks

There are very few people I would put Blanche ahead of..noway would Lee place ahead of branch in the real world but to me...Banks doesnt look like a accumulation of grinded cow parts enhanced by drugs
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: booty on September 29, 2012, 08:24:14 PM
Guy is seriously ruining bodybuilding

Looks like a science experiment gone wrong

Every muscle torn to shit, no separation etc...

What is with those weird lines in his biceps?

If Wolf gets shit on for no calves where are Branch forearms ?
Don't forget those elf ears.   :o   
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Nails on September 29, 2012, 08:27:50 PM

LMFAO booty


Don't forget those elf ears.   :o   
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: deadz on September 29, 2012, 08:59:29 PM
Branch is a mutant, not a good one.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Busted on September 29, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Midget version of Kovacs...  he kinda looks like Coach no?
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: m8 on September 29, 2012, 09:04:41 PM
(http://www.nowhavefun.com/celebritypictures/d/29326-1/13+Branch+Warren+wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Papper on September 29, 2012, 09:26:36 PM
(http://www.nowhavefun.com/celebritypictures/d/29326-1/13+Branch+Warren+wallpaper.jpg)

Why are 80 % of the pictures of his chest. The same one even ???
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Wiggs on September 29, 2012, 11:01:06 PM
lol @ title
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: a_ahmed on September 29, 2012, 11:02:45 PM
i have never been a fan of this midget of muscle messiness..plus he is a stuttering redneck

the IFBB would be better off without him



lmao

i whoe heartedly agree with all the anti-warren stuff but... i am seriously starting to feel bad for the guy. As I said in the other thread.. imagine the poor guy logs on here and sees all the hate, not very nice from any of us really.

He just shouldnt have entered olympia thats it
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Nails on September 29, 2012, 11:03:39 PM
With the 5th spot he qualifies for 2013 olympia


Another year of hearing about this troll
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: a_ahmed on September 29, 2012, 11:05:50 PM
wait he finished 5th? i thought he was 8th. o_o
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Parker on September 29, 2012, 11:18:37 PM
With the 5th spot he qualifies for 2013 olympia


Another year of hearing about this troll
The "Powers that be" (schmoeology for The Cadre of Muscle Pimps) have deemed that Branch needed to punished, humbled, to know his place amongst the pantheon of muscle slaves...can't let the bridge troll think he's above reproach.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: haider on September 29, 2012, 11:19:31 PM
We need to start another great getbig Petashun to rid bb'ing of this filt
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: GoneAway on September 29, 2012, 11:24:50 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D

one of the funnier thread titles

Exactly what I was gonna say! LMAO! ;D

Seriously though, respect to Branch. It's just that his structure isn't all that great for bodybuilding...
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Meaningless on September 29, 2012, 11:31:35 PM
put my name down on that petition
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: SF1900 on September 29, 2012, 11:33:19 PM
Where are all the branch nuthuggers saying, "but his training works for him." Oh really. I guess looking like dog shit works for him. Worst physique in bodybuilding history. tears, asymmetrical, disgusting physique. yes, please tell me how his hardcore training works for him. all his placings are gifts.

Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Bevo on September 30, 2012, 12:16:52 AM
Where are all the branch nuthuggers saying, "but his training works for him." Oh really. I guess looking like dog shit works for him. Worst physique in bodybuilding history. tears, asymmetrical, disgusting physique. yes, please tell me how his hardcore training works for him. all his placings are gifts.



There are virtually no branch nuthuggers on this site
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on September 30, 2012, 12:29:48 AM
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/fpR_kZY4Q1c/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: JasonH on September 30, 2012, 12:32:38 AM
Shame how he's ruined his physique over the years - when he was a top-tier NPC competitor he looked nothing short of phenomenal.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Fortress on September 30, 2012, 12:34:07 AM
Not the greatest physique, that's for sure.

Ugly as shit.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Wiggs on September 30, 2012, 12:34:34 AM
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/fpR_kZY4Q1c/0.jpg)

 :-X :-X :-X
Thats not bodybuilding
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: bigjim on September 30, 2012, 01:03:17 AM
white
hardcore guy
from Texas
drives some big yank tank
Jesus Christ is his homeboy

marketable in the USA.

can you imagine if he was from

Canada
was black
trained without the swearing and stupid weights
drove a fiat500
and was an atheist

doesn't really appeal to the rednecks
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: MikMaq on September 30, 2012, 04:34:37 AM
Shame how he's ruined his physique over the years - when he was a top-tier NPC competitor he looked nothing short of phenomenal.
I see what you did there ;D ;D
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: JasonH on September 30, 2012, 04:48:07 AM
I see what you did there ;D ;D

Haha, pun unintended but I'll take the credit all the same.  ;D
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: canyon on September 30, 2012, 07:43:35 AM
bc his lord and savior Jesus Christ deems its necessary  ::) ::)
Anti redneck, anti god, nyc.....typical liberal homo
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: ether on September 30, 2012, 07:50:03 AM
5th Place???

WTF!

Gift doesn't even begin to describe this travesty.

The guy is utter shit. Looks like a mangled bunch of crap thrown together in no particular order.

What is this midget doing or better yet what dirt does he have on the "powers that be" to get these placings.

Realistically speaking how he finishes in the top 10 is beyond me.

Can you honestly say he is better than Beyeke?

---

The only possible explanation is that his personal lord and savior from above really does have his back!

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIKgJwUmSCPXmgDfKURVZMTgHw10nxIX4CB1BEHTGuLt_hAfOuDw)

Branch saying the lords prayer, preparing to spread the good news all over the incline press! Give me a break.  ::)
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Schmoff on September 30, 2012, 08:03:26 AM
I concur

Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: SF1900 on September 30, 2012, 08:05:24 AM
There are virtually no branch nuthuggers on this site

I didnt mean on this site! I was being rhetorical. All of the youtube commenters, etc. His fans.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: ether on September 30, 2012, 08:06:27 AM

You know it's bad when he is getting carved up at MD and the posts are not getting deleted!

One positive about Branch getting 5th ... The delusional troll may sit out until the next Olympia since he requalified, maybe we won't have to see this train wreck before then

Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: ukjeff on September 30, 2012, 08:06:52 AM
Quote
The only possible explanation is that his personal lord and savior from above really does have his back!

So thats where his back went.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Sexual Mustard on September 30, 2012, 08:07:36 AM
but you guys, he has "blue collar, rugged" work ethic  ::)  whatever the hell that means.
Title: Re: Petition to have Branch Warren pro card revoked...
Post by: Metabolic on September 30, 2012, 08:15:41 AM
Petition Signed


He is the anti-criteria