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Title: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 09, 2012, 02:28:17 PM
Looking jacked and tan on the multicolored picture of him on this site, he can teach you the skills on how not to get sand kicked in your face

(http://www.optimalswat.com/images/brinkinato3.png)


http://www.optimalswat.com/


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Marty Champions on October 09, 2012, 03:25:56 PM
wow i didnt realize will was such and asshole


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BB on October 09, 2012, 03:31:50 PM
(http://optimalswat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=50&d=1268778874).


Will Brink is not amused.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: el numero uno on October 09, 2012, 03:34:35 PM
LOL, I swear, that retard makes me lol every fucking time.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Dokey111 on October 09, 2012, 03:42:22 PM
i can't believe he doesn't shave his head bald


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 09, 2012, 03:42:33 PM
wow i didnt realize will was such and asshole
Hair loss as well genes or diet?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: polychronopolous on October 09, 2012, 03:44:47 PM
(http://optimalswat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=50&d=1268778874).


Will Brink is not amused.

Would love to see Will get so bulked up on Test and Dianabol that he can't even wipe his own ass.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BB on October 09, 2012, 03:46:59 PM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-KmpcqCs0n_0/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAADY/yqcRi1UVMmo/s250-c-k/photo.jpg).


Laugh now, cry later bitches.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 09, 2012, 03:49:44 PM
Re: Will Brink - Optimal ST.W.A.T


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 09, 2012, 04:21:34 PM
I can give you two types of Gun show, pick your poison

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/willbrink14bbig.jpg)


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: pedro01 on October 09, 2012, 06:15:53 PM
Well - I'm scared...

(http://www.optimalswat.com/images/brinkinato3.png)


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: polychronopolous on October 09, 2012, 06:18:32 PM
I can give you two types of Gun show, pick your poison

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/willbrink14bbig.jpg)

As if to say..."Yeah bitches!! Now what?? I'm back!"


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: arce1988 on October 09, 2012, 06:58:21 PM
  Troll


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 09, 2012, 07:03:03 PM
Mr O material no doubt. Just needs to shave his head like all the rest.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 09, 2012, 07:11:33 PM
  Troll

A bit harsh on Will there


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 09, 2012, 08:22:30 PM
As if to say..."Yeah bitches!! Now what?? I'm back!"
remember!  Will does not pose!  He is just stretching here in his chair after a long session of counseling SWAT teams on the web on how they can talk perps down in hostage situations by offering them free whey protein.  Can Will help it if simple bodily movements such as a relaxing stretch or standing hands on hips cause his muscles to almost burst through his armor like skin?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 09, 2012, 08:35:08 PM
Will Brinks son clowning around on the net wearing daddy's bra


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRQaK396ZI


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 09, 2012, 08:36:10 PM
(http://optimalswat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=50&d=1268778874).


Will Brink is not amused.
srs question here.  Do u think someone is taking this pic or is he putting a timer on his camera? And how many pix do u think it took before he got his badass look just right? Will running back to camera between each shot looking at pix...."hmmmmm, didn't quite get the..don't even try it look...exactly right on that last one, n I don't think my head was tilted to the left enuff."


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: polychronopolous on October 09, 2012, 08:41:43 PM
remember!  Will does not pose!  He is just stretching here in his chair after a long session of counseling SWAT teams on the web on how they can talk perps down in hostage situations by offering them free whey protein.  Can Will help it if simple bodily movements such as a relaxing stretch or standing hands on hips cause his muscles to almost burst through his armor like skin?

Are you suggesting that when Will Brink reaches into his holster for his pistol while wearing his extra skin tight Medium tough guy Special Forces T-shirt which he has absolutely NO sort of service with nor ties to that there are in fact, 2 simultaneous "gun shows" about to take place, silk??


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 09, 2012, 09:18:13 PM
Are you suggesting that when Will Brink reaches into his holster for his pistol while wearing his extra skin tight Medium tough guy Special Forces T-shirt which he has absolutely NO sort of service with nor ties to that there are in fact, 2 simultaneous "gun shows" about to take place, silk??
actually Well Will doesn't really need to reach for his gun.  He simply twitches his leg and the super contraction of his massive thigh pops his gun out of the holster.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Schmoff on October 09, 2012, 09:19:05 PM
 :o


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 10, 2012, 12:26:46 AM
actually Well Will doesn't really need to reach for his gun.  He simply twitches his leg and the super contraction of his massive thigh pops his gun out of the holster.

hahhaha, I see great potential in this poster


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Moen on October 10, 2012, 01:08:01 AM
Optimal Suicide With Assistance Training  ???


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BB on October 10, 2012, 01:12:45 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b374/willbrink/BrinkZone%20Prowler%20Charity%20Event%208-20-2011/P1050932.jpg).

Will don't care internet hijinx anymore, he's in the gym, gettin' the ladies.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 10, 2012, 01:16:55 AM
hahhaha, I see great potential in this poster

Hahaha yes he will go far.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 10, 2012, 03:23:41 AM
will the thrill FTW bitches!


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: The.Giant on October 10, 2012, 04:19:43 AM
This is what Branch Warren would look like without gear.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 10, 2012, 04:40:15 AM
who's yo daddy?!

take heed here brother falcon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU3_5V__n9c


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 10, 2012, 04:54:50 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b374/willbrink/BrinkZone%20Prowler%20Charity%20Event%208-20-2011/P1050932.jpg).

Will don't care internet hijinx anymore, he's in the gym, gettin' the ladies.
ironic all u can read on his shirt is "i runt".


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Necrosis on October 10, 2012, 04:58:51 AM
what does he suffer from?

he has big ol tits


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 10, 2012, 05:04:15 AM
who's yo daddy?!

take heed here brother falcon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU3_5V__n9c
didnt want to watch Will's nonsense but I'm assuming its about how he cured his illness by avoiding heme iron?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 10, 2012, 05:05:16 AM
I honestly think that the success of his 'advice & training' business relies on people not knowing what he looks like when they buy his shit.

No lie, about 10 years back when i'd only just started training, I was looking for a vertical jump manual to try and help me dunk and I came across Titty Brinks site, so subscribed to the emails. I was impressed by his claims etc, and whenever I read his stuff I always imagined a ripped 6' 2" all american ex football type guy.....lol if I'd have known he looks like a pregnant pig with diabetes I would have laughed at the first advert


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 10, 2012, 05:13:08 AM
I honestly think that the success of his 'advice & training' business relies on people not knowing what he looks like when they buy his shit.

No lie, about 10 years back when i'd only just started training, I was looking for a vertical jump manual to try and help me dunk and I came across Titty Brinks site, so subscribed to the emails. I was impressed by his claims etc, and whenever I read his stuff I always imagined a ripped 6' 2" all american ex football type guy.....lol if I'd have known he looks like a pregnant pig with diabetes I would have laughed at the first advert

so you're a former hooper? i played all through high school til i wreaked my goddamn knee and dislocated my kneecap twice requiring surgery both times :'(

i'm 5'11" and the best i could do was dunk a volleyball :D brutal vertical on me lol


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 10, 2012, 05:19:34 AM
so you're a former hooper? i played all through high school til i wreaked my goddamn knee and dislocated my kneecap twice requiring surgery both times :'(

i'm 5'11" and the best i could do was dunk a volleyball :D brutal vertical on me lol

Will can help u with that


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 10, 2012, 05:22:14 AM
Will can help u with that

i'm sure that he can, but i think that i'd be just too damn intimated by that firece glare of his :o


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Moen on October 10, 2012, 05:31:06 AM
I honestly think that the success of his 'advice & training' business relies on people not knowing what he looks like when they buy his shit.

No lie, about 10 years back when i'd only just started training, I was looking for a vertical jump manual to try and help me dunk and I came across Titty Brinks site, so subscribed to the emails. I was impressed by his claims etc, and whenever I read his stuff I always imagined a ripped 6' 2" all american ex football type guy.....lol if I'd have known he looks like a pregnant pig with diabetes I would have laughed at the first advert

Correct. I also fell victim to him and a few of these other clowns. Can't remember seeing pics of them but I'm sure it is the same scheisse.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 10, 2012, 05:32:45 AM
i'm sure that he can, but i think that i'd be just too damn intimated by that firece glare of his :o

If Will Brink crept up on you and then boooomed out a tough guy pose out the blue you could dunk from the sidelines


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 10, 2012, 05:46:33 AM
If Will Brink crept up on you and then boooomed out a tough guy pose out the blue you could dunk from the sidelines

 ;D ;D ;D

maybe we should ask falcon bout his vertical :D :D :D


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 10, 2012, 06:07:53 AM
;D ;D ;D

maybe we should ask falcon bout his vertical :D :D :D

Hahaha that would piss me off knowing


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 10, 2012, 06:15:59 AM
Hahaha that would piss me off knowing

he can't dunk, and he's 6'6" :-X :-X :-X

i clearly remember him posting about that a few years back, i think it was when he was in his get ripped/diced phase


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 10, 2012, 07:01:18 PM
(http://www.especialneeds.com/images/P/bug-out-bob-squeeze-toy-main.jpg)


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 10, 2012, 07:04:57 PM
Let's go Bay....right now!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CpYD9QyOMNM/0.jpg)


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: pedro01 on October 10, 2012, 08:03:04 PM
Let's go Bay....right now!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CpYD9QyOMNM/0.jpg)

Nice tits. All natural?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Dokey111 on October 10, 2012, 08:04:28 PM
Nice tits. All natural?

yeah can you zoom in on those?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BB on October 10, 2012, 09:07:15 PM
(http://www.criticalbench.com/images/WillBrink.gif).

Stylin' and Profilin'.


Seriously, Brink is good at pulling the market outside of bodybuilders, he use to write for a lot of general health magazines and life extension type places where you wouldn't need to be built.  Also for a while, he tried to be a women's bodybuilding guru. I remember him getting some action off of that.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 10, 2012, 09:12:33 PM
It's odd that he would even bother hitting poses for a picture. Comes off as borderline delusional.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BB on October 10, 2012, 09:20:54 PM
What makes me laugh outside of him turning into the standard MLM guru, is that he always has that fuckin' scowl on his face. Even when he should be happy, he's got that "Woe is me" look on his face.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 10, 2012, 09:27:49 PM
What makes me laugh outside of him turning into the standard MLM guru, is that he always has that fuckin' scowl on his face. Even when he should be happy, he's got that "Woe is me" look on his face.

He's mean mugging trying to look like a badass not realizing he's looking like a turd in the punch bowl.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Slik on October 10, 2012, 10:13:15 PM
What makes me laugh outside of him turning into the standard MLM guru, is that he always has that fuckin' scowl on his face. Even when he should be happy, he's got that "Woe is me" look on his face.
you would be wise not to disrespect the Will! Will cant help it that he was blessed...no...rather, cursed with hypertonicity of his steel cable like muscles. Even when poor Will tries to relax, every set of his opposing muscles are in a constant state of dynamic tension and in a battle for supremacy. This is why even without ever touching a weight, Will seems to have developed such superior sized body parts. His man tits are a perfect example. This is also why Will has not been able to smile since first grade. Any idiot knows it takes more muscles to frown than smile. I can speak for Will wen I say, in each n every pic u see Will in, he is desperately trying to smile, but his opposing frowny muscles just won't allow it. With all due respect BB, until u have walked in another man's high heels, think before u speak.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BB on October 10, 2012, 10:28:50 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=314334.0;attach=354932;image).

Yes, I was a fool to disrespect Brink, a man so alpha he can hit a light lat spread, and mack on a  fitness girl all at the same time,. Also note that he is pointing at her crotch, as if to give off a subliminal message of where he going to be in the next few hours. No hover hand for this chap.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Marty Champions on October 11, 2012, 05:36:43 AM
If will hunts animals im going on a campaign to destroy him


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Moen on October 11, 2012, 05:42:28 AM
It's odd that he would even bother hitting poses for a picture. Comes off as borderline delusional.

I think he really is. Seems to live in his own world. He definitely has that psychotic look on his face.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Marty Champions on October 11, 2012, 05:47:00 AM
Will "the think" Brink


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 11, 2012, 05:50:04 AM
Will "the think" Brink


WILL BRINK = WILLBRINK = WIL    LBR   INK   =           WILL    LABOUR   INK     =        WORTHLESSFATCUNT


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: basil on October 11, 2012, 06:02:53 AM
I see it's all braided belts and "I gotta buy loose fit 'cause that's all I can fit my legs into" for this guy.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Marty Champions on October 11, 2012, 06:14:48 AM

WILL BRINK = WILLBRINK = WIL    LBR   INK   =           WILL    LABOUR   INK     =        WORTHLESSFATCUNT

thats a perfect translation matches perfectly i see you are on your way to falcon level 2 status

hes laboring all over that fucking pen hes a real bitch , he should find a real job but im afriad sometimes the name=destiney but not everything is written in stone, he can be inclined to change if he wishes to do so he should get some proper education and become

"Will" "lab" "our" ink? maybe he would be good at genetic coding if he put his mind to it, but instead he wants to lecture people on the stupidist elementary shit


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2012, 06:23:05 AM

WILL BRINK = WILLBRINK = WIL    LBR   INK   =           WILL    LABOUR   INK     =        WORTHLESSFATCUNT

Didnt realise you were a baller, Cyp, and English too.I could dunk as a vanilla faced 16yr old at 5'11. but only off a runup 1 foot and 1 hand.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2012, 06:26:51 AM
Will rockin the suede shirt here,if you look closely you can see the $100 dollar bill in the womans left jean pocket, that he slipped her to pose for the pic

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/2003/acp2.jpg)


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 11, 2012, 06:30:59 AM
Will rockin the suede shirt here,if you look closely you can see the $100 dollar bill in the womans left jean pocket, that he slipped her to pose for the pic

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/2003/acp2.jpg)

wonder if will the thrill can cut a rug?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Necrosis on October 11, 2012, 06:33:56 AM
will twink has delicious boobs.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 11, 2012, 06:39:36 AM
thats a perfect translation matches perfectly i see you are on your way to falcon level 2 status

hes laboring all over that fucking pen hes a real bitch , he should find a real job but im afriad sometimes the name=destiney but not everything is written in stone, he can be inclined to change if he wishes to do so he should get some proper education and become

"Will" "lab" "our" ink? maybe he would be good at genetic coding if he put his mind to it, but instead he wants to lecture people on the stupidist elementary shit

Haha yes I am honoured to receive guidance from the great one.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 11, 2012, 06:41:42 AM
Didnt realise you were a baller, Cyp, and English too.I could dunk as a vanilla faced 16yr old at 5'11. but only off a runup 1 foot and 1 hand.

Haha, yes i'm not your typical fat greek kebab slicer lol. Where abouts are you based?

Looking back it's a real shame I gave up playing bball, it was literally impossible for me to get out of shape when I was playing 3 times a week.


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2012, 07:04:54 AM
Haha, yes i'm not your typical fat greek kebab slicer lol. Where abouts are you based?

Looking back it's a real shame I gave up playing bball, it was literally impossible for me to get out of shape when I was playing 3 times a week.

Just outside of London, i might have played you at some time


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 11, 2012, 07:15:04 AM
who's yo daddy?!

take heed here brother falcon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU3_5V__n9c

Very very very useful and relevant information there.  ::) Fucking protein loading...


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 11, 2012, 07:41:32 AM
Just outside of London, i might have played you at some time

In one of the home counties...


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2012, 09:29:30 AM
In one of the home counties...

Essex, you?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: BigCyp on October 11, 2012, 09:33:52 AM
Essex, you?

Haha you gotta be kidding me


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Tito24 on October 11, 2012, 10:06:51 AM
will brink claims to have touched a vagina once in his life, i believe him


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: dj181 on October 11, 2012, 10:14:46 AM
will brink claims to have touched a vagina once in his life, i believe him

was it his mother's?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2012, 10:18:14 AM
Haha you gotta be kidding me

Same I assume?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Raymondo on October 11, 2012, 10:45:39 AM
Essex, you?


 ;D


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2012, 10:59:26 AM

 ;D

Essex too?  :o


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: Raymondo on October 11, 2012, 12:02:26 PM
Essex too?  :o

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/25/article-1000903-00AF2CD400000578-389_470x317.jpg)


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: _bruce_ on October 11, 2012, 01:29:48 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=314334.0;attach=354932;image).

Yes, I was a fool to disrespect Brink, a man so alpha he can hit a light lat spread, and mack on a  fitness girl all at the same time,. Also note that he is pointing at her crotch, as if to give off a subliminal message of where he going to be in the next few hours. No hover hand for this chap.

Ace  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 11, 2012, 03:04:34 PM
Does Will Shrink like big black salami's?


Title: Re: Will Brink - Optimal S.W.A.T
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 11, 2012, 05:56:14 PM
Will Shrink always trying to market himself ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo