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Title: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: TK on October 15, 2012, 04:20:30 PM

That is how physique competitors should be



Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 15, 2012, 04:21:19 PM
Classy tattoos


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Psychopath on October 15, 2012, 04:23:01 PM
Her vagina must be toxic hazardous necessitating a hazmat suit to engage. 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Hulkotron on October 15, 2012, 04:24:18 PM
If I had an hour alone with Jodie I'd like to leave her covered in vaseline, semen and shame.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2012, 04:24:39 PM
that's the kind of girl you marry.












Briefly.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Parker on October 15, 2012, 04:25:56 PM
Big implants, flat butt, and lots of tats...
Wow, missing daddy's love or loved too much by daddy?


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: WOOO on October 15, 2012, 04:28:27 PM
Big implants, flat butt, and lots of tats...
Wow, missing daddy's love or loved too much by daddy?


A
I
I


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: tu_holmes on October 15, 2012, 04:28:52 PM
that's the kind of girl you marry.












Briefly.

With a Pre-Nup.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2012, 04:31:33 PM
With a Pre-Nup.

she probably has more money than me.  we're eloping before the combo of meds, vodka and GHB wears off.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Marty Champions on October 15, 2012, 04:32:16 PM
gotta admit shes perfect

nothing better than a slut with slut pussy whores tattooed


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: tu_holmes on October 15, 2012, 04:34:36 PM
she probably has more money than me.  we're eloping before the combo of meds, vodka and GHB wears off.

She's a fbb type right?

I highly doubt she has any real money... Get a Pre-Nup just in case you happen to come into some money.

 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: snx on October 15, 2012, 04:41:55 PM
Seems like she'd fit right in at the Country Club with Maude and Harry and the rest of the gang.

I'll tell Jeeves to swing by in the ghost and pick her up. Cocktails at 5pm. I'm sure this is old hat to a classy dame like this.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 15, 2012, 04:53:31 PM
Her vagina must be toxic hazardous necessitating a hazmat suit to engage. 

I know someone who'd hit it, raw, no condom, no pulling out!


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: diamondcut on October 15, 2012, 05:04:32 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/05/article-1317805762821-0E3CA2A600000578-630297_466x603.jpg)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 15, 2012, 05:06:32 PM
If I had an hour alone with Jodie I'd like to leave her covered in vaseline, semen and shame.

i'm writing this down to use later.. hope you don't mind.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: bike nut on October 15, 2012, 05:24:36 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/05/article-1317805762821-0E3CA2A600000578-630297_466x603.jpg)

I'd booty bang that and leave her with a strategically placed cleavage deuce.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: TrueGrit on October 15, 2012, 05:26:49 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/lifestyle.aol.co.uk/media/2011/10/jodie-marsh-twitter.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01384/marsh_2_1384325a.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01384/marsh_main_1384324a.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/05/article-0-0E3CE27600000578-547_634x475.jpg)
(http://www.index.hr/images2/JodieMarsh25V.jpg)(http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/marsh-cellulite-500x500.jpg)
(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jodie+Marsh+Portrait+Session+0NepQBPi72Ql.jpg)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Marty Champions on October 15, 2012, 05:29:17 PM
g0tta love it when a whore tries really hard to be a whore an even bigger turn on


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: WOOO on October 15, 2012, 05:31:51 PM
bbing content

(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25800000/Jodie-Marsh-jodie-marsh-25856676-420-300.jpg)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 15, 2012, 05:33:48 PM
g0tta love it when a whore tries really hard to be a whore an even bigger turn on
You seen any whores a the grocery store lately? I saw several today with big asses and small waists cool ass hell.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Marty Champions on October 15, 2012, 05:34:38 PM
You seen any whores a the grocery store lately? I saw several today with big asses and small waists cool ass hell.

there are more and more of them occuring latley bro


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: POB on October 15, 2012, 06:35:13 PM
gotta admit shes perfect

nothing better than a slut with slut pussy whores tattooed

 :D


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Hulkotron on October 15, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
g0tta love it when a whore tries really hard to be a whore an even bigger turn on

When a whore is like "I'm not a whore" I'm like ::) but when she's like "I'm a whore" I get a boner.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 15, 2012, 06:39:55 PM
Big implants, flat butt, and lots of tats...
Wow, missing daddy's love or loved too much by daddy?

You wouldn't hit that? You trippin fool.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: animal1991 on October 15, 2012, 10:06:10 PM
Looks like shit. HTH


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Shockwave on October 15, 2012, 10:25:16 PM
Looks like shit. HTH
Chick has a mans ass in that pic with the g-string.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 16, 2012, 12:30:24 AM
Didn't McFarland bang this thing every which way but Sunday?


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 16, 2012, 04:20:09 AM
Chick has a mans ass in that pic with the g-string.

Surprising considering what her hormonal makeup must be.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on October 16, 2012, 05:26:18 AM
how much snot for a tenner ???


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Shockwave on October 16, 2012, 06:56:41 AM
Didn't McFarland bang this thing every which way but Sunday?
Wrong Jodie.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: kevcat on October 16, 2012, 07:30:07 AM
A whore or not, most straight guys would hit it if given the chance


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Parker on October 16, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
A whore or not, most straight guys would hit it if given the chance
Amen.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Hulkotron on October 16, 2012, 08:16:15 AM
Some of the best fake tits ever:

(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25800000/Jodie-Marsh-jodie-marsh-25856737-423-594.jpg)

http://content.thenudeceleb.com/2010/11/Jodie-Marsh-Topless-3.jpg


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Parker on October 16, 2012, 08:27:26 AM
Some of the best fake tits ever:

(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25800000/Jodie-Marsh-jodie-marsh-25856737-423-594.jpg)

http://content.thenudeceleb.com/2010/11/Jodie-Marsh-Topless-3.jpg
Imagine some dude going down on that and seeing wings and an skull...


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Wiggs on October 16, 2012, 08:57:55 AM
Absolutely disgusting. AIDS called, it wants to speak with all of you that would like to hit.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Hulkotron on October 16, 2012, 09:02:15 AM
Absolutely disgusting. AIDS called, it wants to speak with all of you that would like to hit.

We are imagining a hypothetical situation where she is disease-free and her snatch is nice and tight instead of worn out.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: pedro01 on October 16, 2012, 09:05:32 AM
Imagine some dude going down on that and seeing wings and an skull...

Why the fuck would I imagine some dude going down on her?


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: _bruce_ on October 16, 2012, 09:08:23 AM
g0tta love it when a whore tries really hard to be a whore an even bigger turn on

Wise words - i wholeheartedly agree  :)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: bradistani on October 16, 2012, 09:14:27 AM
perfect woman specimen as far looks are concerned.

who knows, maybe shes even a nice person

have you not seen the pics posted here ? she's a fucking dog. sad, she was ok years ago before all the plastic surgery and ultra white teeth.



Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 16, 2012, 09:35:53 AM
Absolutely disgusting. AIDS called, it wants to speak with all of you that would like to hit.
so thats a yes?!


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: bigmikecox on October 16, 2012, 09:43:12 AM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/05/article-1317805762821-0E3CA2A600000578-630297_466x603.jpg)

DREAM TAN LOOKS LIKE SHIT!  Who still uses that other than Europeans ???


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: bigmikecox on October 16, 2012, 09:46:44 AM
Absolutely disgusting. AIDS called, it wants to speak with all of you that would like to hit.

Take a message, im balls deep with no condom on


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Ursus on October 16, 2012, 11:01:43 AM
That girl is actually very highly educated etc

She was bullied very badly at school, possibly explains her low self worth etc

Also, every non fat girl has a chest bigger than their waist.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: tommywishbone on October 16, 2012, 11:06:54 AM
I wouldn't get near this mess for all the Whiskey in Ireland.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: bigmikecox on October 16, 2012, 11:07:18 AM
That girl is actually very highly educated etc

She was bullied very badly at school, possibly explains her low self worth etcAlso, every non fat girl has a chest bigger than their waist.

Nice!   ;D


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Marty Champions on October 16, 2012, 03:17:30 PM
When a whore is like "I'm not a whore" I'm like ::) but when she's like "I'm a whore" I get a boner.

lol me 2 bro


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Marty Champions on October 16, 2012, 03:18:53 PM
When a whore is like "I'm not a whore" I'm like ::) but when she's like "I'm a whore" I get a boner.

its girls like this jodie i like, shes  trying her hardest to tell the world shes a whore and likes to turn on cocks


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Nails on October 16, 2012, 03:48:57 PM
i bet that whore farts alot


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Borracho on October 16, 2012, 04:04:18 PM
Is this the hottest chick the brits have to offer  ???


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Post by: herne on October 16, 2012, 04:13:25 PM
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Post by: herne on October 16, 2012, 04:17:09 PM
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Post by: herne on October 16, 2012, 04:19:32 PM
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Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Ursus on October 16, 2012, 04:22:43 PM
This is her a few years ago

(http://www.39harleystreet.co.uk/images/left3a.jpg)

(http://www.thegoodsurgeonguide.co.uk/images/articles/jodie-marshs-boob-job.jpg)

(http://chescaheath.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/jodie-marsh-110209-480.jpg)

Shame she went from this to what she is now

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OnPGM9jphMU/T5zoWQt7ZWI/AAAAAAAAGx4/rIOMJcSpu_I/s1600/Jodie%2BMarsh.jpg)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Parker on October 16, 2012, 04:23:19 PM
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Nose looks like a spoiler or hood ornament.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Hulkotron on October 16, 2012, 04:40:25 PM
Yes what happened to her nose?


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 16, 2012, 04:41:22 PM
She's always had that spectacular nose it seems



Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: tu_holmes on October 16, 2012, 04:41:34 PM
Yes what happened to her nose?

She thought the old one was too big... so she had it shrunk.

Happens all the time.



Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Rudee on October 16, 2012, 04:45:42 PM
My personal experience is that the boob to waist ratio is inversely proportionate to intelligence level.   i.e. When it comes to fake titties, the the ones with the bigger fake titties are typically much dumber than the ones with the smaller fake titties. 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: _bruce_ on October 16, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
.

 :P


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: tu_holmes on October 16, 2012, 04:47:32 PM
My personal experience is that the boob to waist ratio is inversely proportionate to intelligence level.   i.e. When it comes to fake titties, the the ones with the bigger fake titties are typically much dumber than the ones with the smaller fake titties. 

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6SSdvgrLJzs/T9TjmpnWD4I/AAAAAAAAA3I/fznTuMFY4zI/s1600/HIMYM___Hot_Crazy_Scale_by_JeremyX103.jpg)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Parker on October 16, 2012, 04:48:40 PM
She thought the old one was too big... so she had it shrunk.

Happens all the time.


Had the top lip done as well, it looks...


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: tommywishbone on October 16, 2012, 04:58:24 PM
Yes what happened to her nose?

Looks like some kind of shoe measuring device.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: booty on October 16, 2012, 06:27:06 PM
This is her a few years ago

(http://www.39harleystreet.co.uk/images/left3a.jpg)

(http://www.thegoodsurgeonguide.co.uk/images/articles/jodie-marshs-boob-job.jpg)

(http://chescaheath.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/jodie-marsh-110209-480.jpg)

Shame she went from this to what she is now

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OnPGM9jphMU/T5zoWQt7ZWI/AAAAAAAAGx4/rIOMJcSpu_I/s1600/Jodie%2BMarsh.jpg)

Should have left her face alone.  Looking fresh faced and really pretty before she changed her lips and downsized her nose. 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: MikMaq on October 16, 2012, 06:40:48 PM
If I had an hour alone with Jodie I'd like to leave her covered in vaseline, semen and shame.
You forgot the dripping in blood and covered in bruises.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 16, 2012, 06:43:05 PM
She looked the best here

(http://www.39harleystreet.co.uk/images/left3a.jpg)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: booty on October 16, 2012, 06:51:43 PM
She looked the best here

(http://www.39harleystreet.co.uk/images/left3a.jpg)
QFT


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: TrueGrit on October 16, 2012, 06:58:56 PM
(http://www.dlisted.com/files/jodiemarshgorgeous.jpg)(http://entertainment.ie/images_content/celebrity_gossip/gallery/nov11gest/FullRes/jackson_01_wenn5748744.jpg)(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article280179.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/jodie-marsh-pic-getty-images-848170073.jpg)(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/article164243.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Jody.jpg)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: booty on October 16, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
She's lost bodyfat in her face too which doesn't help.  So smaller nose, plus bigger lips and a leaner much longer looking face does not make a good combination.  Then throw in caked on makeup applied like a tranny and it's disaster. 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 16, 2012, 07:04:10 PM
Show us your tits. They're much better  :D


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: booty on October 16, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Show us your tits. They're much better  :D
They are better judging by that last pic of Jodies, where I can see an indent in the inside of her boobs.  That's another thing that has got worse on her with the whole weight loss thing.  Her implants looked better when she was carrying more bodyfat. 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 16, 2012, 07:16:42 PM
That nose job is a mess.

There are just some thing in life you dont scrimp on; toilet paper, brakes & tires, condoms, guns and plastic surgery


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: booty on October 16, 2012, 07:29:24 PM
Is this the hottest chick the brits have to offer  ???
I think Nigella Lawson is.  And her secret to looking so young is eating no preservatives in her diet and eating natural fats such as butter.  Apparently fats keep the skin hydrated from the inside out. 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Snorlax on October 16, 2012, 07:56:07 PM
She's lost bodyfat in her face too which doesn't help.  So smaller nose, plus bigger lips and a leaner much longer looking face does not make a good combination.  Then throw in caked on makeup applied like a tranny and it's disaster. 

Brutal insecurities  :D

p.s facially, she still looks better than you. your nose is crooked. hth

~_~


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: calfzilla on October 16, 2012, 08:03:39 PM
I think Nigella Lawson is.  And her secret to looking so young is eating no preservatives in her diet and eating natural fats such as butter.  Apparently fats keep the skin hydrated from the inside out. 

shes hot. 


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Hulkotron on October 16, 2012, 08:05:46 PM
I'd like to hydrate Nigella from the inside out if you catch my meaning.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: syntaxmachine on October 16, 2012, 08:30:39 PM

My personal experience is that the boob to waist ratio is inversely proportionate to intelligence level.
  

Potential corroborating evidence for the 'Rudee Thesis': Asian women tend to have smaller breasts and higher IQ's (on average).


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Rudee on October 16, 2012, 08:52:42 PM
She looked the best here

(http://www.39harleystreet.co.uk/images/left3a.jpg)

A bit overkill with the teeth whitening though.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: pedro01 on October 17, 2012, 01:48:30 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=444249.0;attach=488454;image)

She needs to easy off on the coke.

She's sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market there...


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Parker on October 17, 2012, 01:51:53 AM
My personal experience is that the boob to waist ratio is inversely proportionate to intelligence level.   i.e. When it comes to fake titties, the the ones with the bigger fake titties are typically much dumber than the ones with the smaller fake titties. 
I think it's insecurity levels...the higher the insecurity (attention fishing), the bigger the implants.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: pedro01 on October 17, 2012, 01:52:11 AM
Potential corroborating evidence for the 'Rudee Thesis': Asian women tend to have smaller breasts and higher IQ's (on average).

Call me old fashioned but I find both small breasts and high IQs a turn off in women.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 17, 2012, 02:12:35 AM
Call me old fashioned but I find both small breasts and high IQs a turn off in women.
:D

ps vote for pedro


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: kevcat on October 17, 2012, 02:57:01 AM
Is this the hottest chick the brits have to offer  ???

Shut up idiot, there are much better women walking the streets who arent 'famous' , than most of the so called models and other 'celebs' who the press call 'sexy' . Bit of a stupid statement pal ;)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: falco on October 17, 2012, 03:49:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: bigmikecox on October 18, 2012, 07:45:00 AM
(http://www.dlisted.com/files/jodiemarshgorgeous.jpg)(http://entertainment.ie/images_content/celebrity_gossip/gallery/nov11gest/FullRes/jackson_01_wenn5748744.jpg)(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article280179.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/jodie-marsh-pic-getty-images-848170073.jpg)(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/article164243.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Jody.jpg)

That face SCREAMS facial


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: _bruce_ on October 18, 2012, 08:53:59 AM
I think it's insecurity levels...the higher the insecurity (attention fishing), the bigger the implants.

Meet the german prodigy...


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: ChinoXL on October 18, 2012, 12:16:29 PM
She loves the ICE cream.  ;)


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Parker on October 18, 2012, 12:35:38 PM
Meet the german prodigy...

Speaking of German prodigies, what happened to that German Porno chick on German's Big Brother, the one with big fake implants.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Nails on October 18, 2012, 12:43:31 PM
someone needs to really punch that whore on the nose and break it , she needs a second nose job to fix the epic fail on the first one the doctor butchered


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Raymondo on October 18, 2012, 12:43:52 PM
If I had an hour alone with Jodie I'd like to leave her covered in vaseline, semen and shame.

Give me five minutes, I'll do worse


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Hulkotron on October 18, 2012, 12:45:20 PM
Give me five minutes, I'll do worse

Yes an hour is likely a drastic overestimate, I would not last that long.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Raymondo on October 18, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
Yes an hour is likely a drastic overestimate, I would not last that long.

Yes, I also think the urge of wanting to get away as fast as possible after doing your thing, really cuts down the time


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: gee38 on October 18, 2012, 01:33:41 PM
she used to whore herself round chinawhites

some facts

you have a gram of coke

or what may be a gram of coke wrapped up in a lottery ticket

she WILL suck you off


her and jordan used to be so fucking easy

as did martine mcutcheon

but marsh is the most insecure piece of shite you will meet

she used to spend most fridays with a face like a decorators radio


she has a nose like a fiddlers elbow


seriously pig ugly bint

and her personailty is even worse than her look




Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: tommywishbone on October 18, 2012, 01:43:02 PM
she used to whore herself round chinawhites

some facts

you have a gram of coke

or what may be a gram of coke wrapped up in a lottery ticket

she WILL suck you off

her and jordan used to be so fucking easy

as did martine mcutcheon

but marsh is the most insecure piece of shite you will meet

she used to spend most fridays with a face like a decorators radio

she has a nose like a fiddlers elbow


seriously pig ugly bint

and her personailty is even worse than her look

I'm not really sure what the hell you're saying but. . .


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Shockwave on October 18, 2012, 01:54:56 PM
I'm not really sure what the hell you're saying but. . .
I think he's saying she's an idiot bimbo coke whore. Which, I'm pretty sure we all knew already.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: snx on October 18, 2012, 02:02:25 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=444249.0;attach=488454;image)

She needs to easy off on the coke.

She's sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market there...


This deserves more love. I lol'd.


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2012, 02:04:52 PM
i prefer the puffier whore slut lips


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: local hero on October 20, 2012, 05:29:28 AM
I'd like to hydrate Nigella from the inside out if you catch my meaning.


hard to believe nigella is over 50 yr old........ even when she puts the weight on, just means her tits get bigger


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: bigmc on October 20, 2012, 05:55:34 AM

hard to believe nigella is over 50 yr old........ even when she puts the weight on, just means her tits get bigger


ive literally wanked myself unconcious over that girl in the past


Title: Re: Jodie Marsh tweets her boobs are bigger than her waist
Post by: local hero on October 20, 2012, 06:13:53 AM
ive literally wanked myself unconcious over that girl in the past

can you imagine her posh voice encouraging you too?.... ultimate posh milf