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Title: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 18, 2012, 04:40:05 PM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Jizzacked on October 18, 2012, 04:45:18 PM
just get more and more distant.... she is probably fucking someone else anyways.  she will be incensed at your behavior and probably try to "get back" at you... but that's how these things usually play out  ;D
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 18, 2012, 04:47:03 PM
just get more and more distant.... she is probably fucking someone else anyways.  she will be incensed at your behavior and probably try to "get back" at you... but that's how these things usually play out  ;D

I'm Wiggs. When I fuck bitches, they are exclusively fucked by me until I decide I'm done. You got that ace? ;D
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Rudee on October 18, 2012, 04:48:17 PM
I was in a similar situation recently and wanted to end a FWB scenario I was in.   This is exactly what I said to her:  "Babe, although I like what you and I have got going, it's turned us both into sexual objects. I don't think it's the right thing for us to do anymore"     I said it with a straight face, and it worked perfectly.   Women love sincerity in a man, if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on October 18, 2012, 04:49:30 PM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

does she call you "daddy" 

because "oh, MILTON!!" is weak as fuck
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 18, 2012, 04:50:17 PM
I was in a similar situation recently and wanted to end a FWB scenario I was in.   This is exactly what I said to her:  "Babe, although I like what you and I have got going, it's turned us both into sexual objects. I don't think it's the right thing for us to do anymore"     I said it with a straight face, and it worked perfectly.  

I like that.  Thanks brah.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 18, 2012, 04:51:43 PM
does she call you "daddy" 

because "oh, MILTON!!" is weak as fuck

I go by Wiggs.  I was "Wiggs" before Getbig.

Yes, that does sound pretty weak.  lol
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Hulkotron on October 18, 2012, 04:53:10 PM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

Got any shots of her hooters Wiggs?
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Nails on October 18, 2012, 04:55:06 PM
next time she calls you and tells you to come pound her shit in and your tired, tell her you cant go, you have a date with someone else, but your going to have your buddy meet up with her at your usualy motel and he will handle business just as well as you do,  if not you will give her a free GET DICK EVEN WHEN IM WIGGED OUT TIRED pass.

Its letting her know

1) you dont care about her, and dont care if she fucks anyone else

2) the free pass says your like the pussy and wanna continue crushing it

Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on October 18, 2012, 05:01:31 PM
Friendship is its own benefit
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 18, 2012, 05:08:10 PM
Friendship is its own benefit

up the dosage, brah
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 18, 2012, 05:12:02 PM
next time she calls you and tells you to come pound her shit in and your tired, tell her you cant go, you have a date with someone else, but your going to have your buddy meet up with her at your usualy motel and he will handle business just as well as you do,  if not you will give her a free GET DICK EVEN WHEN IM WIGGED OUT TIRED pass.

Its letting her know

1) you dont care about her, and dont care if she fucks anyone else

2) the free pass says your like the pussy and wanna continue crushing it



That's mean bro.  I'm not going to do that.  I'm not a mean guy to women IRL.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on October 18, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
tell her you are post on Getbig. She'll realize youre a closet case and leave you alone
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 18, 2012, 05:27:07 PM
I'm Wiggs. When I fuck bitches, they are exclusively fucked by me until I decide I'm done. You got that ace? ;D
How do you get rid of one you done Wiggs? I got one says if I dont see her she gonna bust my house windows out and shit a stalker any suggestions?
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: POB on October 18, 2012, 05:55:49 PM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

Stop returning her tex right away limit seeing her to 1 or 2 times a week. If she asked you point blank, tell her your not ready for commitment, uve been hurt,bla bla bla. If she says I can't deal with that. Say u either deal with it or u don't. She will stay they always do;). Now it's on ur terms...
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Bevo on October 18, 2012, 06:02:34 PM
Send her on the way to bigmikecox, problem solved!
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: booty on October 18, 2012, 06:11:33 PM
Send her on the way to bigmikecox, problem solved!
That's actually a really good idea.  That could actually work.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Bgpapi23 on October 18, 2012, 06:14:17 PM
Let your actions speak:

1. Stop eating the cooter
2. Blow your wad  in less than 2 minutes every time

She'll stop answering your calls!

Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Bevo on October 18, 2012, 06:14:54 PM
That's actually a really good idea.  That could actually work.

Can u send me a koala bear to cuddle with... No homo  :D
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: booty on October 18, 2012, 06:16:09 PM
Can u send me a koala bear to cuddle with... No homo  :D
No but will this do instead? 
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Bevo on October 18, 2012, 06:22:56 PM
No but will this do instead? 

Yes I'll take one but I'm scared he'll bite :-\
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: booty on October 18, 2012, 06:23:49 PM
Yes I'll take one but I'm scared he'll bite :-\
It's a wombat and they don't bite..this one looks super friendly too, it's actually smiling.  I have a pet possumn that surprises me by chomping down on my toe and believe me it really hurts.  I can be outside hanging up laundry on the clothes line and I don't know it's there and the next minute I feel this huge pain in my toe and look down and the possumn has my toe in it's mouth.  It follows me inside into the kitchen where I will give it some fruit and then leaves happy.  Sometimes I am at the kitchen sink doing dishes when I feel a pain in my toe and it's chomping down on me. 
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 18, 2012, 06:25:19 PM
How do you get rid of one you done Wiggs? I got one says if I dont see her she gonna bust my house windows out and shit a stalker any suggestions?

If I dont care about her, I disappear. If I do (as in friends) I dont know cause Im new to that.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Snorlax on October 18, 2012, 06:43:01 PM
It's a wombat and they don't bite..this one looks super friendly too, it's actually smiling.  I have a pet possumn that surprises me by chomping down on my toe and believe me it really hurts.  I can be outside hanging up laundry on the clothes line and I don't know it's there and the next minute I feel this huge pain in my toe and look down and the possumn has my toe in it's mouth.  It follows me inside into the kitchen where I will give it some fruit and then leaves happy.  Sometimes I am at the kitchen sink doing dishes when I feel a pain in my toe and it's chomping down on me. 

It's good you know your place  ;)
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 18, 2012, 06:45:57 PM
If I dont care about her, I disappear. If I do (as in friends) I dont know cause Im new to that.
Good move my man. But if they keep calling wanting to have sex it's difficult...
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Parker on October 18, 2012, 06:48:06 PM
Friends with Benefits never ends friendly...
Which is why you are trying to find a way to end it in a "friendly" manner...
It never does...there is always some animosity.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: bike nut on October 18, 2012, 07:55:33 PM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

Do not believe one word of this post.....except "i'm always tired" part.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: booty on October 18, 2012, 07:58:18 PM
Just become impotent and the girl will run for the hills.  If you need some inspiration wiggs think of that walker woman which BMC posted up in that recent thread "are you man enough" and this should keep you impotent. 
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: calfzilla on October 18, 2012, 10:36:43 PM
Just tell her kindly that you enjoy her company but you are gay and no longer want to engage in coitus with a female.  If she doubts you, show her your browsing history of long hours gazing at male bodybuilders in thongs  on getbig. 
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: flipper5470 on October 18, 2012, 10:40:34 PM
Never give a FWB your A game.....you fucked her to well.   Now she's going to be on you constantly.   :D
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Bevo on October 18, 2012, 10:56:15 PM
Tell her u are into men in thongs and show her pics of bbers and point out how striated thier glutes are
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Jizzacked on October 18, 2012, 11:35:49 PM
It's a wombat and they don't bite..this one looks super friendly too, it's actually smiling.  I have a pet possumn that surprises me by chomping down on my toe and believe me it really hurts.  I can be outside hanging up laundry on the clothes line and I don't know it's there and the next minute I feel this huge pain in my toe and look down and the possumn has my toe in it's mouth.  It follows me inside into the kitchen where I will give it some fruit and then leaves happy.  Sometimes I am at the kitchen sink doing dishes when I feel a pain in my toe and it's chomping down on me.  

hahahahahha poor little guy.  imagine this little opossum shit stain.  here he is.... living large, and to get some food and water he has to bite the nasty toe of a massive mammal with fake mammaries that were once coated in recycled lee priest MetRx protein shakes.  big ups and a serious bro fist to this little furry guy.... stay strong brother
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: booty on October 18, 2012, 11:56:21 PM
hahahahahha poor little guy.  imagine this little opossum shit stain.  here he is.... living large, and to get some food and water he has to bite the nasty toe of a massive mammal with fake mammaries that were once coated in recycled lee priest MetRx protein shakes.  big ups and a serious bro fist to this little furry guy.... stay strong brother

Hey this possumn has it pretty darn good.  It chooses to bite my toe, I think it's her way of letting me know that it's there.   She is terrible with direction and I have to be careful that she doesn't go in my bedroom cause then she can't find the door and is running around all frantic.  I give her really nice food, even home made soups so don't feel sorry for her.  

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/Possumneatingmyhomemadesoup.jpg)(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/Nibbleseatinggrapes.jpg)
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Spidey on October 19, 2012, 12:07:35 AM
^^^^ awsome. never even saw one of these in my life!
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: booty on October 19, 2012, 12:12:42 AM
^^^^ awsome. never even saw one of these in my life!
It's an australia possumn.  It's from the same family as the kangaroo and wallaby.  They even hop like a roo and stand up on their back legs.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: bigjim on October 19, 2012, 02:32:14 AM
It's an australia possumn.  It's from the same family as the kangaroo and wallaby.  They even hop like a roo and stand up on their back legs.

The only good possum is a dead one.

And Wiggs man the fuck up. Get a gang of your "negriod" friends to go to the bitches house and run a train on her arse.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 02:38:24 AM
Hey this possumn has it pretty darn good.  It chooses to bite my toe, I think it's her way of letting me know that it's there.   She is terrible with direction and I have to be careful that she doesn't go in my bedroom cause then she can't find the door and is running around all frantic.  I give her really nice food, even home made soups so don't feel sorry for her.  

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/Possumneatingmyhomemadesoup.jpg)(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/Nibbleseatinggrapes.jpg)

I love people who love animals.

I rather see a corpse lying roadside than "roadkill"  :'(
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: BigCyp on October 19, 2012, 02:52:50 AM
That's why you became gay Moen.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 03:07:53 AM
That's why you became gay Moen.

No no, I became gay the day Der Führer took me on a ride through the Bavarian Alps in his Mercedes-Benz while sitting on his lap. The desire I felt pushing up on (in?) my ass during that entire ride made it clear that becoming gay was only the right thing to do.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: GoneAway on October 19, 2012, 04:09:25 AM
Tough one... but if she honestly does know it's purely sex, then just be straight with her. Clarify it first of all and then tell her from the heart your feelings. Do it in person. She may cry or do something else but just be there for her. Be the understanding shoulder and just see how the moment plays out.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 04:18:09 AM
Tough one... but if she honestly does know it's purely sex, then just be straight with her. Clarify it first of all and then tell her from the heart your feelings. Do it in person. She may cry or do something else but just be there for her. Be the understanding shoulder and just see how the moment plays out.

(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/3/30/128829259080523898.jpg)
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: BigCyp on October 19, 2012, 04:23:47 AM
No no, I became gay the day Der Führer took me on a ride through the Bavarian Alps in his Mercedes-Benz while sitting on his lap. The desire I felt pushing up on (in?) my ass during that entire ride made it clear that becoming gay was only the right thing to do.

A beautiful story that brought tears to my eyes.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 04:27:40 AM
A beautiful story that brought tears to my eyes.

Most of my stories about der Führer or Uncle Heini have this effect on people. They were such class human beings, the world will never see human quality like that ever again  :'(
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: BigCyp on October 19, 2012, 04:50:29 AM
Haha 'Uncle Heini'
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: GoneAway on October 19, 2012, 05:20:16 AM
.

Not gay, just trying to give the guy some tips on how I think she would react best to. It's hard to understand a woman's psyche but one night of caring is probably better than having a bunny boiler on your tail by cutting her off cold turkey.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Snorlax on October 19, 2012, 06:14:58 AM
just handle it tony soprano style


 8)
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 19, 2012, 06:49:06 AM
I'm Wiggs. When I fuck bitches, they are exclusively fucked by me until I decide I'm done. You got that ace? ;D

watch out for Sir Johnnay Falcon. Check your ho's closets for the Falcon.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 19, 2012, 06:55:20 AM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

What does she look like though?

Decent waist-hip ratio? Thick glutes?
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 06:58:09 AM
Not gay, just trying to give the guy some tips on how I think she would react best to. It's hard to understand a woman's psyche but one night of caring is probably better than having a bunny boiler on your tail by cutting her off cold turkey.


Definitely gay. But no worries, I'm here to help people like you.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 19, 2012, 06:59:55 AM
I've tried this a few times and each time the bitch always ends up wanting more.  It never fails. But I have to admit one time with a FWB I saw her at the club hooking up with another dude and that didn't sit well with me.  So I guess it is human nature to feel some attachement to those that you are fucking. 

Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: bigmc on October 19, 2012, 09:46:16 AM
next time you fuck her stop halfway through bury your head in you hands and start weeping gently

look up at her and gently stroke her face then leave

never contact her again

she will be sex on tap till you die
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2012, 09:50:30 AM
next time you fuck her stop halfway through bury your head in you hands and start weeping gently

look up at her and gently stroke her face then leave

never contact her again

she will be sex on tap till you die

lol, epic move. I'm sure would work.  I didn't go over last night, feel great. Got to sleep in my own bed and relax and sleep. BUT it's Friday and none wants to be alone on a Friday or Saturday night. How do you tell a woman that says, "You don't know how good your dick feels in my mouth" no?
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Shockwave on October 19, 2012, 09:53:31 AM
lol, epic move. I'm sure would work.  I didn't go over last night, feel great. Got to sleep in my own bed and relax and sleep. BUT it's Friday and none wants to be alone on a Friday or Saturday night. How do you tell a woman that says, "You don't know how good your dick feels in my mouth" no?
By saying no.

Not that I had any willpower in that same situation, bitch would show up at my house @ 3am on a tuesday drunk and wanting some, I couldn't turn her down, even though I had to get up for work in 2 hours.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: POB on October 19, 2012, 09:56:10 AM
lol, epic move. I'm sure would work.  I didn't go over last night, feel great. Got to sleep in my own bed and relax and sleep. BUT it's Friday and none wants to be alone on a Friday or Saturday night. How do you tell a woman that says, "You don't know how good your dick feels in my mouth" no?

Friday and Saturday are for scouting new talent,sun-thur is for talent already on the roster...
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: bigmikecox on October 19, 2012, 10:02:03 AM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

IT AINT NO FUUUNNNNN, IF THE HOMIES CANT HAAAAVVVVEEEE NONE ;)
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2012, 10:10:16 AM
IT AINT NO FUUUNNNNN, IF THE HOMIES CANT HAAAAVVVVEEEE NONE ;)

We can swap Mike but I have to see a pic of yours first
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: bigmikecox on October 19, 2012, 10:11:52 AM
We can swap Mike but I have to see a pic of yours first

 ;)
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 10:13:29 AM
lol @ all of you making it sound like y'all have friends with benefits to spare
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2012, 10:13:55 AM
BMC you're slippin on the broads brah?  It's Friday where's the threads of some thick vanilla hotties?
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 19, 2012, 11:21:37 AM
lots of estrogen flowing in this thread.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: HTexan on October 19, 2012, 11:41:08 AM
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

I done it before. Always ends with chick being pissed off when you don't take it to the next level.
Wouldn't do it again.
Title: Re: Friends with Benefits
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 19, 2012, 03:22:46 PM
just handle it tony soprano style


 8)
Damn straight.