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Title: 2 upercuts from my girl later....
Post by: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:34:59 AM

So My girl is a get ready hot busty latina.

I say 9pm


I get outa nap  bed 830 get ready my roomy whos 29 to my 39 says we going accross street by beach here in heromsa to drink.

I'm all like ok

So I text my bunny sungglly ok going 10 or some shit


so big bar sux at 1030 so go next door and get denied at american junky shithole


so goto pat malloy

text my girly that


then after hour goto ocean bar up the streeet 500 yards

mind u never heard back


at ocean bar my girly shows and slape me on face 2x


mad


pissed


im like wtf


u knew where i be


then comes over 230am


slaps me hard and i slap her back hard


blah blah u hangi with new chix


i turned down 5 chix


then argue and she storms off in her car


fukin kunt

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Post by: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:45:28 AM

she say im wit friends shes waiting since 9pm what a loada shit

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Post by: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 04:09:53 AM

i slapped shit outa that bitch

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Post by: smoothasf on October 27, 2012, 04:33:10 AM

English mother fucker......

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Post by: Andy Griffin on October 27, 2012, 05:20:59 AM

Quote from: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:34:59 AM

So My girl is a get ready hot busty latina.

I say 9pm


I get outa nap  bed 830 get ready my roomy whos 29 to my 39 says we going accross street by beach here in heromsa to drink.

I'm all like ok

So I text my bunny sungglly ok going 10 or some shit


so big bar sux at 1030 so go next door and get denied at american junky shithole


so goto pat malloy

text my girly that


then after hour goto ocean bar up the streeet 500 yards

mind u never heard back


at ocean bar my girly shows and slape me on face 2x


mad


pissed


im like wtf


u knew where i be


then comes over 230am


slaps me hard and i slap her back hard


blah blah u hangi with new chix


i turned down 5 chix


then argue and she storms off in her car


fukin kunt

Son, stay off the drugs.

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Post by: Tapeworm on October 27, 2012, 05:26:45 AM

I love these "why I beat my woman" guys who come looking for validation.

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Post by: Krankenstein on October 27, 2012, 05:33:00 AM

Quote from: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:34:59 AM

So My girl is a get ready hot busty latina.
I say 9pm
I get outa nap  bed 830 get ready my roomy whos 29 to my 39 says we going accross street by beach here in heromsa to drink.
I'm all like ok
So I text my bunny sungglly ok going 10 or some shit
so big bar sux at 1030 so go next door and get denied at american junky shithole
so goto pat malloy
text my girly that
then after hour goto ocean bar up the streeet 500 yards
mind u never heard back
at ocean bar my girly shows and slape me on face 2x
mad
pissed
im like wtf
u knew where i be
then comes over 230am
slaps me hard and i slap her back hard
blah blah u hangi with new chix
i turned down 5 chix
then argue and she storms off in her car
fukin kunt

Another billy bad ass.  You are someone I would love to see a demonstration of Pellius' elbow break prowess on.

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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 27, 2012, 08:05:37 AM

how can she slap me

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Post by: Shockwave on October 27, 2012, 08:16:31 AM

Quote from: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:34:59 AM

So My girl is a get ready hot busty latina.

I say 9pm


I get outa nap  bed 830 get ready my roomy whos 29 to my 39 says we going accross street by beach here in heromsa to drink.

I'm all like ok

So I text my bunny sungglly ok going 10 or some shit


so big bar sux at 1030 so go next door and get denied at american junky shithole


so goto pat malloy

text my girly that


then after hour goto ocean bar up the streeet 500 yards

mind u never heard back


at ocean bar my girly shows and slape me on face 2x


mad


pissed


im like wtf


u knew where i be


then comes over 230am


slaps me hard and i slap her back hard


blah blah u hangi with new chix


i turned down 5 chix


then argue and she storms off in her car


fukin kunt

lolwat?
I r don't speak engrish.

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Post by: flipper5470 on October 27, 2012, 08:19:45 AM

A woman doesn't slap you because she's a bitch...she slaps you because you're a bitch.

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Post by: Shockwave on October 27, 2012, 08:21:12 AM

Quote from: flipper5470 on October 27, 2012, 08:19:45 AM

A woman doesn't slap you because she's a bitch...she slaps you because you're a bitch.

Or she's just a fucking psycho. In this case though, its probably the former.

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Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 27, 2012, 08:26:55 AM

Quote from: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:34:59 AM

So My girl is a get ready hot busty latina.

I say 9pm


I get outa nap  bed 830 get ready my roomy whos 29 to my 39 says we going accross street by beach here in heromsa to drink.

I'm all like ok

So I text my bunny sungglly ok going 10 or some shit


so big bar sux at 1030 so go next door and get denied at american junky shithole


so goto pat malloy

text my girly that


then after hour goto ocean bar up the streeet 500 yards

mind u never heard back


at ocean bar my girly shows and slape me on face 2x


mad


pissed


im like wtf


u knew where i be


then comes over 230am


slaps me hard and i slap her back hard


blah blah u hangi with new chix


i turned down 5 chix


then argue and she storms off in her car


fukin kunt

WTL language is that?

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Post by: funk51 on October 27, 2012, 08:40:30 AM

real women use frying pans.

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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on October 27, 2012, 08:45:17 AM

Asif/Alex showing "acting range" in this multicultural gimmick

Title: Re: 2 upercuts from my girl later....
Post by: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 12:44:26 PM

This was the first time I slapped her back.  She didn't like it  ;D

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Post by: Hulkotron on October 27, 2012, 12:45:52 PM

Quote from: Mensa Bob on October 27, 2012, 08:05:37 AM

how can she slap me

 :D

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Post by: Rudee on October 27, 2012, 12:46:50 PM

You spell like a 10 year old child..

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Post by: disco_stu on October 27, 2012, 01:03:09 PM

Quote from: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:34:59 AM

So My girl is a get ready hot busty latina.

.....

not anymore..lol..

you are now dating mrs palmer and her 5 friends..

hope it was worth it.

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Post by: Irongrip400 on October 27, 2012, 01:08:12 PM

This is what I will probably sound like on foreign message boards after a few months of Rosetta Stone. He's gotta learn somewhere.

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Post by: SF1900 on October 27, 2012, 01:22:43 PM

Can you please retype the story in English please. Thanks

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Post by: POB on October 27, 2012, 05:30:39 PM

Quote from: disco_stu on October 27, 2012, 01:03:09 PM

not anymore..lol..

you are now dating mrs palmer and her 5 friends..

hope it was worth it.

Handjolina Jolie

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Post by: Hulkotron on October 27, 2012, 05:31:05 PM

Tall German

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Post by: abijahmaniaco on October 27, 2012, 05:38:16 PM

Quote from: smoothasf on October 27, 2012, 04:33:10 AM

English mother fucker......

this

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Post by: Henda on October 27, 2012, 05:46:57 PM

Quote from: magikusar on October 27, 2012, 03:34:59 AM

So My girl is a get ready hot busty latina.

I say 9pm


I get outa nap  bed 830 get ready my roomy whos 29 to my 39 says we going accross street by beach here in heromsa to drink.

I'm all like ok

So I text my bunny sungglly ok going 10 or some shit


so big bar sux at 1030 so go next door and get denied at american junky shithole


so goto pat malloy

text my girly that


then after hour goto ocean bar up the streeet 500 yards

mind u never heard back


at ocean bar my girly shows and slape me on face 2x


mad


pissed


im like wtf


u knew where i be


then comes over 230am


slaps me hard and i slap her back hard


blah blah u hangi with new chix


i turned down 5 chix


then argue and she storms off in her car


fukin kunt

Biggest heap of shit ive ever read, my 5 year old sons schoolwork is far more ledgeable

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Post by: BIG ACH on October 27, 2012, 06:12:33 PM

Quote from: bass generator on October 27, 2012, 05:46:57 PM

Biggest heap of shit ive ever read, my 5 year old sons schoolwork is far more ledgeable

legible

 ;)

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Post by: Henda on October 27, 2012, 06:17:02 PM

Quote from: BIG ACH on October 27, 2012, 06:12:33 PM

legible

 ;)

Thanks, its saturday, too many vodkas

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Post by: arce1988 on October 27, 2012, 09:36:24 PM

  Ouch

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Post by: NelsonMuntz on October 27, 2012, 11:16:04 PM

He is not drunk,it's because the get big processor doesn't recognize the words "I have a girlfriend' when members type on friday or saturday  and gets mixed up in translation

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Post by: a_ahmed on October 28, 2012, 03:06:00 PM

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