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Title: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:24:04 PM
Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 31, 2012, 01:25:30 PM
skin her alive and wear it as a coat for halloween


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: dr.chimps on October 31, 2012, 01:25:50 PM
Clean up after your animal, you slob.    ;)


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: bradistani on October 31, 2012, 01:27:03 PM
sorry man.. she's right !


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Hulkotron on October 31, 2012, 01:27:19 PM
I would call up booty and nail her to the wall with my penis.

also vvvvvv

Clean up after your animal, you slob.    ;)


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: hrspwr on October 31, 2012, 01:27:51 PM
nail a rabbit to her front door.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:33:35 PM
Guess it depends on local rules, but it's not really a custom or an obligation to clean up dog shit in a rural area like where I live....it's just not necessary here. If my dogs shits on the pavement I clean it up.
The thread-topic is not me refusing to clean it up, but the hysterical behaviour of that witch...


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Raymondo on October 31, 2012, 01:35:32 PM
Clean up after your animal, you slob.    ;)

x2


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Raymondo on October 31, 2012, 01:36:48 PM
Guess it depends on local rules, but it's not really a custom or an obligation to clean up dog shit in a rural area like where I live....it's just not necessary here. If my dogs shits on the pavement I clean it up.
The thread-topic is not me refusing to clean it up, but the hysterical behaviour of that witch...

Well, it sounds like your dog shat (twice) on a piece of pavement she was keeping clean, because it's next to her garden

It's common courtesy more than anything else


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: funk51 on October 31, 2012, 01:39:58 PM
Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??
clean it up i always do we live in a society you know.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on October 31, 2012, 01:43:35 PM
chalo is going to come take a shit about six feet in front of your property - not on your property, in front of it.  We're sure you won't mind because you don't own it.  Also his turds are not as big as a giant ass dog's.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Knooger on October 31, 2012, 01:43:41 PM
She should have rubbed it all over your door knob.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:44:55 PM
Next to her garden, there's a road for bicylers first (this is Holland), and then an 8 feet strip on which the dog shat. She's the only one who seems to mown this municipal area, but I only found this out after I observated it afterwards. She is insane, my neighbour who has lived here for a hundred years told me so.
But the point doesn't seem to get through to you, so leave it be, dudes... :)

I feel like putting her head on a stake on that strip of grass


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: the trainer on October 31, 2012, 01:47:30 PM
Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??

you are a nasty mofucker littering up the street she should have thrown the shit in your face.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: bradistani on October 31, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
dog shit is just so fucking nasty.. proper nasty ! as a doc, you should know the health hazards involved


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: hrspwr on October 31, 2012, 01:48:57 PM
maybe you could eat some beans and then take some pyramid shits on her lawn.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: funk51 on October 31, 2012, 01:50:16 PM
 ;D


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Raymondo on October 31, 2012, 01:50:45 PM
dutchguy this thread won't go as you expected  :-\


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: MikMaq on October 31, 2012, 01:50:58 PM
Next to her garden, there's a road for bicylers first (this is Holland), and then an 8 feet strip on which the dog shat. She's the only one who seems to mown this municipal area, but I only found this out after I observated it afterwards. She is insane, my neighbour who has lived here for a hundred years told me so.
But the point doesn't seem to get through to you, so leave it be, dudes... :)

I feel like putting her head on a stake on that strip of grass
What the fuck is wrong with you, it's one thing if you think she didn't care, but obviously she does.

Seriously that's some low brow smuckery, this is borderline trolling.

And please spare me the rural bullshit. You live in the netherlands, my home area of 20000 folks is the size of your entire fucking country.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:51:30 PM
skin her alive and wear it as a coat for halloween
Now THIS is a getbig response, White Devil !   8)


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:52:31 PM
nail a rabbit to her front door.
Now THIS is a getbig response, hrspwr !


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:53:43 PM
She should have rubbed it all over your door knob.
103 posts ?  NEVER adress me personally again.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:54:37 PM
maybe you could eat some beans and then take some pyramid shits on her lawn.
Now THIS is a getbig response again, hrspwr!


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 01:56:16 PM
dutchguy this thread won't go as you expected  :-\
;D     :-\


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Knooger on October 31, 2012, 01:58:11 PM
103 posts ?  NEVER adress me personally again.

Sorry Dr Dutch. I'll make a conscious effort to never address you personally again. But you really should clean up your dog's shit. 


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: MikMaq on October 31, 2012, 02:01:35 PM
;D     :-\
To be perfectly fair, if your in a rural place, beware she might just poison your dog. Hope this helps. ;)


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 31, 2012, 02:07:02 PM
Sorry Dr Dutch. I'll make a conscious effort to never address you personally again. But you really should clean up your dog's shit. 
I appreciate your friendly response, but I disagree on this one.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: calfzilla on October 31, 2012, 09:17:25 PM
Wow this old hag made you melt.  Just clean up your dog's pyramid shits, asshole. 


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 31, 2012, 09:24:27 PM
Sounds like she needs to be reminded of your status as a medical practitioner.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: oliolioli on October 31, 2012, 09:29:15 PM
Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??

I would log onto my internet sanctuary and get moral support because in real life I can't deal with a little old lady.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on October 31, 2012, 09:53:32 PM
maybe you could eat some beans and then take some pyramid shits on her lawn bootys chest


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Figo on November 01, 2012, 12:33:14 AM
You should come to a compromise

Clean it up, with her face.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Euro-monster on November 01, 2012, 02:24:05 AM
If you ask me this is a shity thread... :o


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: BigCyp on November 01, 2012, 02:29:56 AM
I think you should work on your confidence more, so you're ready for the next old lady who intimidates you.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Money Man on November 01, 2012, 02:33:05 AM
Dutch,your in the wrong here. Not the old lady. Be mad at your self for being a filthy animal. What a asshole you are.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Meso_z on November 01, 2012, 03:43:50 AM
skin her alive and wear it as a coat for halloween
rofl


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on November 01, 2012, 03:49:07 AM
You should ask your wife to protect you.
Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on November 01, 2012, 03:50:05 AM
Well, it sounds like your dog shat (twice) on a piece of pavement she was keeping clean, because it's next to her garden

It's common courtesy more than anything else


this - which he clearly lacks so fuck him


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Radical Plato on November 01, 2012, 03:52:48 AM
i hate people who let their dogs shit in public area and not clean it up
x2, what's worse is when you tell them off for it, they get offended and then want to piss in your mailbox.  Best to find out where the dog owner lives and do a dump on his front doorstep early in the morning, don't worry if he catches you, just tell them you don't think their is any problem with it but if they like they are welcome to clean it up.  if they tell you off, just piss in their letterbox.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on November 01, 2012, 03:54:46 AM
I have a new name for the Dr.


Dr Douche.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Radical Plato on November 01, 2012, 04:02:55 AM
Another insecure loser attaching themselves to a large powerful breed of dog to prop up their inferiority complex.  Can you imagine the size of the dump this dog would take.  On a side note, a woman was killed by her daughters 5 dogs yesterday, two of them were these disgusting Dogue de Bordeaux's http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/nov/01/gloria-knowles-mauled-daughters-dogs (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/nov/01/gloria-knowles-mauled-daughters-dogs)
(http://students.cis.uab.edu/djg2007/labs/pictures/dogue_de_bordeaux.jpg)


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Krankenstein on November 01, 2012, 04:18:02 AM
Guess it depends on local rules, but it's not really a custom or an obligation to clean up dog shit in a rural area like where I live....it's just not necessary here. If my dogs shits on the pavement I clean it up.
The thread-topic is not me refusing to clean it up, but the hysterical behaviour of that witch...

Would you mind if someone with 3 - 4 dogs let them shit on your lawn 2x a day for a month without picking it up?


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: chris-a on November 01, 2012, 05:54:33 AM
dogs that size have the same global warming impact as a human - all the meat they eat. f'kin' ridiculous, nobody needs dogs like that, and if they feel they do, they should clear their cowpat-sized shits up after them.

fail.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Hulkotron on November 01, 2012, 06:13:10 AM
I find people that get really attached to a "dog" are generally very socially inept and/or huge assholes and like the dog a lot because it's too stupid to realize what a shithead its owner is and just wants food and a place to take a shit, haha.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Tito24 on November 01, 2012, 06:30:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsjl912idZA


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Tito24 on November 01, 2012, 06:37:15 AM
thanks for posting, interesting


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Agnostic007 on November 01, 2012, 06:39:47 AM
Guess it depends on local rules, but it's not really a custom or an obligation to clean up dog shit in a rural area like where I live....it's just not necessary here. If my dogs shits on the pavement I clean it up.
The thread-topic is not me refusing to clean it up, but the hysterical behaviour of that witch...

It appears she is very rational. She asked you nicely to clean up after your dog. You, being a doctor and all, resorted to the "Well everyone else does it.." excuse so she did the Getbig thing. She oughta be on here instead of you perhaps.. 


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: kh300 on November 01, 2012, 06:50:56 AM

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...


Now thats a get bigger  ;D


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Tito24 on November 01, 2012, 06:55:30 AM
but she has a lot of guts to be playing with a bodybuilder. we all should be enraged by this old fuck.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: gym**rat on November 01, 2012, 07:06:25 AM
Dutch, you should have picked up the turd with your bare hand (cause you are a getbigger), walk to her door and knock. When she opens the door reach out and pin her nose shut. When she opens her mouth to breath cram that turd right down her throat and punch her in the ovaries.



Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on November 01, 2012, 07:22:06 AM
Actually this old lady has spunk, and Dr Douche is a douche.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Radical Plato on November 01, 2012, 08:16:34 AM
I find people that get really attached to a "dog" are generally very socially inept and/or huge assholes and like the dog a lot because it's too stupid to realize what a shithead its owner is and just wants food and a place to take a shit, haha.
x10 In a world that see's relationships ever more insecure and vulnerable, what better way for someone desperate for power and control in a relationship to become hopelessly obsessed and attached to a dog.  First, you select the dog of your choice against the dogs will,  you feed and house the dog and provide medical attention when needed so the dog becomes fully dependant on you and you lock the dog up so it can never escape.  You then call yourself master and tell everyone else how in love you and the dog are.  If you don't like the dog or it becomes a burden, you just take it to the shelter and have it destroyed (which happens to millions of dogs each year) Sounds like the perfect relationship for someone who is completely unsuited to normal healthy human relationships.  I have always found it odd that a planet that houses over 6 billion people, that people buy dogs for companionship, what does that say about one's relationship skills.  Dogs have become status symbols for people's vanity, nothing more!  If dogs are to be kept at all, it is for work, war or hunting, not as just another possession that spoilt folk use to define themselves with and project unto the world their narcissistic personalities.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: calfzilla on November 01, 2012, 08:20:54 AM
It appears she is very rational. She asked you nicely to clean up after your dog. You, being a doctor and all, resorted to the "Well everyone else does it.." excuse so she did the Getbig thing. She oughta be on here instead of you perhaps.. 

True indicator of a mental midget is someone who says "well everyone else does it".


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 01, 2012, 08:29:02 AM
I find people that get really attached to a "dog" are generally very socially inept and/or huge assholes and like the dog a lot because it's too stupid to realize what a shithead its owner is and just wants food and a place to take a shit, haha.

True.  I'm crazy about my dog and I'm a complete social retard and an inveterate asshole.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 01, 2012, 01:00:33 PM
Dutch,your in the wrong here. Not the old lady. Be mad at your self for being a filthy animal. What a asshole you are.
Why the foul language,"Money Man" ?  Your head on a stick would look nice next to hers..


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: arce1988 on November 01, 2012, 01:02:16 PM
  You are a Doctor. Figure it out.


Title: Re: What would you do in this situation ?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 01, 2012, 01:08:40 PM
i hate people who let their dogs shit in public area and not clean it up

this