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Title: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: che on October 31, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
The Falcon destroying this tiny tit.


Outstanding

0:50 mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egbZudMenMw




Horrible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPGmwSBlvuk


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: dr.chimps on October 31, 2012, 06:51:57 PM
With Ian Anderson, and his flute, in the audience, there's no way Senor Falcone can lose. 


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: OneMoreRep on October 31, 2012, 07:05:57 PM
The Falcon destroying this tiny tit.

Falcon can do with one hand what others require two for. 

For instance, below we see an example of Falcon sparring with a mere mortal while only using one hand and mocking his lack of skill with the other.

The guy striking is as effective as a pile of pyramid shits when trying to penetrate the Falconean defense.  If so inclined, Falcon could have whipped out his cock and started to masturbate with his left hand as this poor soul continued to flail away with those weak, sissy punches.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=183793.0;attach=216602;image)

"1"


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: SF1900 on October 31, 2012, 07:28:21 PM
Falcon can do with one hand what others require two for. 

For instance, below we see an example of Falcon sparring with a mere mortal while only using one hand and mocking his lack of skill with the other.

The guy striking is as effective as a pile of pyramid shits when trying to penetrate the Falconean defense.  If so inclined, Falcon could have whipped out his cock and started to masturbate with his left hand as this poor soul continued to flail away with those weak, sissy punches.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=183793.0;attach=216602;image)

"1"

And I say this in the strictness sense of being straight, Falcon is one good looking guy!

Needs to get back to this look.

Now I know why 1MR is in love with him!


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: hrspwr on October 31, 2012, 07:34:17 PM
I think senor falcone is getting winded pretty damn quick, must be saving energy for later.  ;)


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: delta9mda on October 31, 2012, 08:46:39 PM
im in shock that daddy waddy is so damn fat! what the fucking fuck?


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: che on November 01, 2012, 02:49:19 PM
Falcon can do with one hand what others require two for. 

For instance, below we see an example of Falcon sparring with a mere mortal while only using one hand and mocking his lack of skill with the other.

The guy striking is as effective as a pile of pyramid shits when trying to penetrate the Falconean defense.  If so inclined, Falcon could have whipped out his cock and started to masturbate with his left hand as this poor soul continued to flail away with those weak, sissy punches.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=183793.0;attach=216602;image)

"1"

QFT


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: Hulkotron on November 01, 2012, 02:50:39 PM
Both "Klitschkos" have been ducking the Falcon for years.


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 01, 2012, 02:55:20 PM
Falcon would crush him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyWJCd1GYhw


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: che on November 01, 2012, 02:56:20 PM
Both "Klitschkos" have been ducking the Falcon for years.

The Bitchkos want nothing to do with The Falcon.


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: arce1988 on November 01, 2012, 02:59:30 PM
  He is not fat and bloated... he is healthy


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: Marty Champions on November 01, 2012, 02:59:47 PM
Thanks guys

not only will i leave somethings to consider

but if i die i want to be buried under the biggest pyramid shit in the world

but that wont happen in this lifetime


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: Marty Champions on November 01, 2012, 03:01:48 PM
if i never stopped drinking half and half i wouldnt even have to fight for the belt because id be so scary and smart i could convince people they were defeated just by singing to them


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: _bruce_ on November 01, 2012, 03:03:01 PM
Klitschko looks extremely awkward during this session + the head movement he's doing is "glued on".


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: WillRiker on November 01, 2012, 03:11:27 PM
Klitschko looks extremely awkward during this session + the head movement he's doing is "glued on".


qft

The guy fucking kills people in the ring but his bag work looks like shit... Tyson on the bag :)


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: arce1988 on November 01, 2012, 03:15:28 PM
  Exactly. The brothers do NOT look good on the HB. Tyson looked great.


Title: Re: Johnny Failcan vs Vitali Klitschko (heavy bag work)
Post by: Marty Champions on November 01, 2012, 03:18:59 PM
im going to start considering better workouts anthen postinten on youtube