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A sarcastic man's tongue-in-cheek Facebook rant about maxi-pads & menstrual cycles goes viral, and illicits a response from the manufacturer.
Richard Neill to Bodyform 8 October at 21:30 via Mobile
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Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger
Published on Oct 16, 2012 by BodyformChannel
Hi Richard. We loved your post on our Facebook page. (https://www.facebook.com/Bodyform/posts/10151186887359324). We are always grateful for input from our users, but your comment was particularly poignant. If Facebook had a "love" button, we'd have clicked it. But it doesn't. So we've made you a video instead. Unfortunately Bodyform doesn't have a CEO. But if it did she'd be called Caroline Williams. And she'd say this.
Do let us know if we can help you further...
Regards,
The Bodyform Team
Fart consultant: Mike Koenig
Bodyform's Response:
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BUMP FOR HILLARITY!!!
Even if this isn't real, it is damn F^CKING FUNNY!!
"...and, yes Richard, the blood coursing from our uteri like a crimson landslide."
The woman's timing and delivery, including the seemingly ad-libbed post-flatulence commentary, were exceptional!
This deserves to be a sticky.
Mods, please...make it happen!!
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This deserves to be a sticky.
Mods, please...make it happen!!
I laughed at the focus group reactions.
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I laughed at the focus group reactions.
Yes, everything about that video is brilliant!
And, thank you for granting my sticky wishes.
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Good fart. 8)
I thought she was going to go off when she broke the pencil.
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If Men Had Periods
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If Men Had Periods
^^ Funny. Not as good as the original post, but still enjoyable.
Most importantly, it served to bump this glorious thread, which I had forgotten about.
Thanks!
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You're welcome. :)
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just shows how in a moment of panic, duct tape is the glue of the universe.
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I failed to find teh funny :-\
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I failed to find teh funny :-\
That's because it pales in comparison to the HILARITY of me not knowing there is a "moderator board" after being a mod here for almost three years. I'm sure you'll all have a jolly F'n chuckle over that one tonight!
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That's because it pales in comparison to the HILARITY of me not knowing there is a "moderator board" after being a mod here for almost three years. I'm sure you'll all have a jolly F'n chuckle over that one tonight!
Oh snap!
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Oh snap!
;D
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Brilliant!