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So as nostradamus said a black president will rise out of nowhere and a nuclear bomb will be fired from the middle east most likely Iran and that will be the start of world war 3, you better start getting your shit together getbiggers.
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lol you soooooo made this up, I think he was talking about a black pope :D
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It was not interpreted properly its a president not a pope.
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I'd trust the Book of Daniel and the Book of Revelations more than anything he said.
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I'd trust the Book of Daniel and the Book of Revelations more than anything he said.
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So as nostradamus said a black president will rise out of nowhere and a nuclear bomb will be fired from the middle east most likely Iran and that will be the start of world war 3, you better start getting your shit together getbiggers.
This is true, i heard about this Prophecy in a song by Nostra Demus and Pliers.
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So as nostradamus said a black president will rise out of nowhere and a nuclear bomb will be fired from the middle east most likely Iran and that will be the start of world war 3, you better start getting your shit together getbiggers.
I didn't realize nuclear bombs existed at the time nostradamus made these predictions ::)
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He's bi racial, not official black. Prophecy averted
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2012
good movie
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Here's some prophecies that have come true and that people may not like to hear about or acknowledge:
Minor Signs of the Approach of the Day of Judgment
End Times Prophecy in Islam (Sources in Paretheses)
This is a small sample of some of the signs of the approach of the Last Day (The Hour, The Day of Judgment, The Day of Resurrection, etc). These are some of the "minor signs".
The disappearance of knowledge and the appearance of ignorance (Bukhari, Muslim,
Ibn Majah, & Ahmad)
Books/writing will be widespread and (religious) knowledge will be low (Ahmad)
Adultery and fornication will be prevalent (The Prophet, peace be upon him, said
that this has never happened without new diseases befalling the people, which their
ancestors had not known.) (Bukhari, Muslim, Ibn Majah, & Al-Haythami)
When fornication becomes widespread among your leaders (The Prophet, peace be
upon him, said that this will happen when the people stop forbidding evil) (Ibn Majah)
Adultery and fornication will be performed in the open
The consumption of intoxicants will be widespread (Bukhari & Muslim)
Women will outnumber men......eventually 50:1 (Bukhari, Muslim, & Ahmad)
Killing, killing, killing (Bukhari, Muslim, Ibn Majah, & Ahmad)
The nations of the earth will gather against the Muslims like hungry people going to sit down to a table full of food. This will occur when the Muslims are large in number, but "like the foam of the sea".
People will beat others with whips like the tails of oxen (Muslim) ?The Slave Trade
The children will be filled with rage (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim)
Rain will be acidic or burning (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim)
Children of fornication will become widespread or prevalent (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim)
When a trust becomes a means of making a profit (at-Tirmidhi, Al-Haythami)
Gains will be shared out only among the rich, with no benefit to the poor (at-Tirmidhi)
Paying zakat becomes a burden and miserliness becomes widespread; charity is given reluctantly (at-Tirmidhi & Al-Haythami)
Miserliness will be thrown into the hearts of people (Bukhari)
Episodes of sudden death will become widespread (Ahmad)
There will be people who will be brethren in public but enemies in secret (He was
asked how that would come about and replied, "Because they will have ulterior
motives in their mutual dealings and at the same time will fear one another.") (at-Tirmidhi)
When a man obeys his wife and disobeys his mother; and treats his friend kindly
while shunning his father (at-Tirmidhi)
When voices are raised in the mosques (at-Tirmidhi)
People will walk in the marketplace with their thighs exposed
Great distances will be traversed in short spans of time
The people of Iraq will receive no food and no money due to oppression by the
Romans (Europeans) (Muslim)
People will hop between the clouds and the earth
A tribulation will enter everyone's home (Ahmad)
The leader of a people will be the worst of them (at-Tirmidhi)
Leaders of people will be oppressors (Al-Haythami)
People will treat a man with respect out of fear for some evil he might do (at-Tirmidhi)
Men will begin to wear silk (at-Tirmidhi)
Female singers and musical instruments will become popular (at-Tirmidhi)
When singers become common (Al-Haythami)
People will dance late into the night
When the last ones of the Ummah begin to curse the first ones (at-Tirmidhi)
People will claim to follow the Qur'an but will reject hadith & sunnah (Abu Dawood)
People will believe in the stars (Al-Haythami)
People will reject al-Qadr (the Divine Decree of Destiny) (Al-Haythami)
Time will pass rapidly (Bukhari, Muslim, & Ahmad)
Good deeds will decrease (Bukhari)
Smog will appear over cities because of the evil that they are doing
People will be carrying on with their trade, but their will only be a few trustworthy persons
Wealth will increase so much so that if a man were given 10,000, he would not be content with it (Ahmad & Bukhari)
A man will pass by a grave and wish that he was in their place (Bukhari)
Earthquakes will increase (Bukhari & Muslim)
There will be attempts to make the deserts green
The appearance of false messengers (30 dajjals) (Bukhari)
Women will be naked in spite of being dressed, these women will be led astray & will
lead others astray (Muslim)
When people begin to compete with others in the construction of taller buildings
(Bukhari)
There will be a special greeting for the people of distinction (Ahmad)
The Euphrates will disclose a treasure (The Prophet, peace be upon him, said that
whoever is present should not take anything from it) (Bukhari & Muslim)
Two large groups, adhering to the same religious teaching will fight each other with
large numbers of casualties (Bukhari & Muslim)
Wild animals will be able to talk to humans (Ahmad)
A man will leave his home and his thigh or hip will tell him what is happening back at
his home (Ahmad)
Years of deceit in which the truthful person will not be believed and the liar will be
believed (Ahmad)
Bearing false witness will become widespread (Al-Haythami & Ahmad)
When men lie with men and women lie with women (Al-Haythami)
Trade will become so widespread that a woman will be forced to help her husband in
business (Ahmad)
A woman will enter the workforce out of love for this world (Ahmad)
Arrogance will increase in the earth (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim)
Family ties will be cut (Ahmad)
There will be many women of child-bearing age who will no longer give birth.
There will be an abundance of food, much of which has no blessing in it.
People will refuse when offerred food.
Men will begin to look like women and women will begin to look like men
Major and Final Signs of the Approach of the Day of Judgment
Although they appear here in no particular order, it is important to point out that the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said that these last, major signs will follow each other like pearls falling off of a necklace...
Masih ad-Dajjal (The AntiChrist)
The Mahdi
The appearance of Masih 'Isa (Jesus Christ), the son of Mary (peace be upon him)
Ya'juj and Ma'juj (Gog and Magog)
The destruction of the Ka'bah and the recovery of its treasure
Emergence of the Beast
The smoke
Three major landslides (one in the East, one in the West, and one on the Arabian
peninsula)
The wind will take the souls of the believers
The rising of the sun from the west
The fire will drive the people to their final gathering place
Blasts of the trumpet (fear & terror, death, resurrection)
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When bullshit becomes thick (assholica)
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Here's some prophecies that have come true and that people may not like to hear about or acknowledge:
Minor Signs of the Approach of the Day of Judgment
End Times Prophecy
People will walk in the marketplace with their thighs exposed (I saw this when i was on a vacation in Greece)
Great distances will be traversed in short spans of time (Trains and Airplanes)
Men will begin to wear silk (Moen and Da_Vinci)
Female singers and musical instruments will become popular (Lady Gaga, Madonna etc)
When singers become common (Kevin Levrone, Beats by Jay)
People will dance late into the night (rave parties)
People will believe in the stars (Aliens do they exist?)
Time will pass rapidly (Monday already??)
Good deeds will decrease (Too many nigs stealing and raping and outnumbering people)
Women will be naked in spite of being dressed, these women will be led astray & will
lead others astray (Booty, Runnigmom etc)
When men lie with men and women lie with women (Only gay if you want it to be, Hotel Mirage can attest to this)
A woman will enter the workforce out of love for this world (A true sign of end of times!)
Arrogance will increase in the earth (BigMc, Da_Vinci etc)
Family ties will be cut (The Ferrignos)
Men will begin to look like women and women will begin to look like men (Andrej, Iris Kyle, Queen Vissy etc)
Yes, i've seen most of these signs
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Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!
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TL;DR;FY
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TL;DR;FY
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Color , Upbringing and Religion of Peace.
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a_ahmed
how does it
feel knowing
people look at
you with disgust
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Wtf do you have to search for to find 5 black guys humping furniture ???
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So as nostradamus said a black president will rise out of nowhere and a nuclear bomb will be fired from the middle east most likely Iran and that will be the start of world war 3, you better start getting your shit together getbiggers.
haha!!
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a_ahmed
how does it
feel knowing
people look at
you with disgust
Keep up the good work my dear friend.
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You forgot Nostradamus Quatrain 24.2 " and A Philinsulina rose out of the mountain and ascended to the peak in the desert..
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Good post, extremely typical.
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Wtf do you have to search for to find 5 black guys humping furniture ???
I think I posted this a few yrs back, because I remember sending this foolishness to a friend. Back when the song "Grind On Me" by Pretty Ricky was big...
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Here's some prophecies that have come true and that people may not like to hear about or acknowledge:
Yay! I love prophecies! Let's go through them one by fucking one! And mock them!
The disappearance of knowledge and the appearance of ignorance
Cool, we're safe since our aggregate knowledge keeps increasing.
Books/writing will be widespread and (religious) knowledge will be low
Books are going away thanks to Steve Jobs and Jeff Bezos. Disaster averted.
Adultery and fornication will be prevalent
That shit's been going on forever...
When fornication becomes widespread among your leaders
Hey, leave Bill Clinton alone.
Adultery and fornication will be performed in the open
Let's save this one for a second, shall we?
The consumption of intoxicants will be widespread
With so much adultery and fornication all around can we blamed for just seeking an escape?
Women will outnumber men......eventually 50:1
What a disaster that would be... ::) But it would explain the fornication and adultery. After all the 49 women who aren't with a man are bound to get horny. And it's a crime to let a woman go horny.
Killing, killing, killing
If killing is a sign of the end-times the end times are cock-teasing us for over a thousand years. Our poor, poor blue balls.
The nations of the earth will gather against the Muslims like hungry people going to sit down to a table full of food. This will occur when the Muslims are large in number, but "like the foam of the sea".
Sea foam is caused mostly by pollution... what does that make Muslims? ???
The children will be filled with rage
Also vast amounts of sugar.
Rain will be acidic or burning
But on the plus side, this opens up a vast, new market for umbrellas and pH "rainblocks" and helps ensure that many people have jobs.
Children of fornication will become widespread or prevalent
Do "test-tube" children count?
When a trust becomes a means of making a profit
What if I treat it only as a way to minimize taxes?
Gains will be shared out only among the rich, with no benefit to the poor
You communo-socialist pig. Take your wealth redistribution rhetoric elsewhere!
Paying zakat becomes a burden and miserliness becomes widespread; charity is given reluctantly
Yeah... the end-times are nigh when people refuse to pay taxes...
Miserliness will be thrown into the hearts of people
Followed, shortly thereafter, by a massive increase in heart attacks?
Episodes of sudden death will become widespread
Because of the obstructions caused by the miserliness thrown into the hearts of the people by the previous sign no doubt.
When a man obeys his wife and disobeys his mother; and treats his friend kindly while shunning his father
What if his Father is a rapist, his wife is bat-shit crazy and his Mother is telling him to not wear socks after Labor Day?
People will walk in the marketplace with their thighs exposed
As long as the Victoria Secret "JUICY" tights are still OK...
Great distances will be traversed in short spans of time
55mph Speed Limits are with us to stay.
The people of Iraq will receive no food and no money due to oppression by the Romans (Europeans)
Once their oil production ramps up, they can eat... not before.
People will hop between the clouds and the earth
Like a boss!
A tribulation will enter everyone's home
What about the homeless?
The leader of a people will be the worst of them
The end times started with Muhammad? :P
Leaders of people will be oppressors
We need to get rid of the Kim dynasty!
People will treat a man with respect out of fear for some evil he might do
People have been doing that since the dawn of humanity.
Men will begin to wear silk
Right. Back to polyester it is.
Female singers and musical instruments will become popular
Egads! Musical instruments are the harbingers of doom? Where did I put this Stradivari.. Ahh! Here it is. One moment while I put this piece of shit in the wood-chipper.
When singers become common
Paris Hilton did release an album... maybe there's something to this one!
People will dance late into the night
Twice now Paris Hilton appears linked to the end times. I knew that bitch was trouble since day one... She must die!
When the last ones of the Ummah begin to curse the first ones
In StarTrek an "ummah" is the Ferengi equivalent of a handjob...
People will claim to follow the Qur'an but will reject hadith & sunnah
So if people don't follow it - or at least claim not to - we'll be spared. BURN THE QUR'AN!
People will believe in the stars
You'll have to be more specific - stars like Kirsten Stewart, or stars stars like Sirius?
Time will pass rapidly
Let us never travel at relativistic velocities!
Good deeds will decrease
More evidence that we need tort reform!
Smog will appear over cities because of the evil that they are doing
Electric cars to the rescue!
Wealth will increase so much so that if a man were given 10,000, he would not be content with it
10,000 what?
A man will pass by a grave and wish that he was in their place
Anti-depression medications can help. Ask your doctor if they're right for you!
Earthquakes will increase
Followed by a 77% increase in headlines like "Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot!"
There will be attempts to make the deserts green
Las Vegas isn't called Sin City for nothing...
The appearance of false messengers
ICQ forever!
When people begin to compete with others in the construction of taller buildings
Yeah. Because after all, it's not the size of the building... ;D
There will be a special greeting for the people of distinction
I knew that the fistbump wasn't a good sign! I knew it.
The Euphrates will disclose a treasure
OK, you got me... I got nothing!
Two large groups, adhering to the same religious teaching will fight each other with large numbers of casualties
These religious nutjobs will be the end of us...
Wild animals will be able to talk to humans
Oh man... I can't wait to be able to press 7 to speak Lion!
A man will leave his home and his thigh or hip will tell him what is happening back at his home
Who is this man with the magical hip? Let us pool our resources and find him! Then kill him!
Bearing false witness will become widespread
Hey! Everyone on getbig really is 6'3" and 400 lbs with 0.94% body fat and the chiseled, rock-hard abs and massive gluteus muscles women love!
When men lie with men and women lie with women
Each time two women scissor the end times creep ever closer. And you don't want to know what happens when scrotum touches scrotum in the heat of passion... but it ain't pretty!
Trade will become so widespread that a woman will be forced to help her husband in business
Such a horrible thing!
A woman will enter the workforce out of love for this world
As opposed to entering out of love for her husband, per the above?
Arrogance will increase in the earth
No problem - as we drain the natural gas, the empty space will fill up with arrogance, until we learn to harvest that too.
There will be many women of child-bearing age who will no longer give birth.
Well, if they outnumber men 50:1, I can see that. I mean, after all... the spirit is willing. But the flesh is spongy and bruised!
There will be an abundance of food, much of which has no blessing in it.
Maybe that will cause people to refuse offers of food? ::)
People will refuse when offerred food.
Everyone! STOP. DIETING. NOW!
Men will begin to look like women and women will begin to look like men
Skinny jeans are a fucking ridiculous trend, I agree...
The smoke
Come on man. With the end times happening, now isn't the time to talk about cigarettes!
Three major landslides (one in the East, one in the West, and one on the Arabian peninsula)
As for me, I'm buying property up North. Way North.
The wind will take the souls of the believers
Gone with the Wind. Now that's a great book...
The rising of the sun from the west
BREAKING NEWS: "JAPAN RISING SUN FLAG OFFICIALLY RENAMED TO SETTING SUN FRAG"
The fire will drive the people to their final gathering place
With all the carbon dioxide we've been producing, we'll be OK. We can make a big-ass fire extinguisher...
Blasts of the trumpet (fear & terror, death, resurrection)
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