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Title: Saturday date - where do you park the cars?
Post by: Big N on November 10, 2012, 06:50:18 PM
I'm leaving in a few to meet up with this broad at a bar/lounge. She's driving there in her car and I'm driving there in my car. The plan is to get the liquor set in both our systems and then head back to my pad. Now should I suggest for her that it's better if we go in one car and park the other car by my place, or drive to the bar in separate cars and then once the liquor has set in then its easier to convince her to head back to my place? I'll check back on this thread soon again fellas.

- Discuss


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Hulkotron on November 10, 2012, 06:50:42 PM
Pics of the bitch?


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: bigjim on November 10, 2012, 07:03:52 PM
Slip her a roofie and put her in the trunk of your car. Fuck talking to the bitch.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: chaos on November 10, 2012, 07:06:35 PM
 ::) Everyone knows "big"nav loves the cock.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 10, 2012, 07:51:24 PM
You want her to have her car at your place. That way she can leave in the morning, without the awkward drive back to the bar in the morning.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Big N on November 10, 2012, 08:20:38 PM
Fuck dude!! Plan A didnt work as far as leaving her car at my place, she just went to the bathroom quick somebody come up with plan B!! We drove to the bar in seperate cars, a fella havent gotten sex in 2 weeks


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: SF1900 on November 10, 2012, 08:24:29 PM
Fuck dude!! Plan A didnt work as far as leaving her car at my place, she just went to the bathroom quick somebody come up with plan B!! We drove to the bar in seperate cars, a fella havent gotten sex in 2 weeks

Plan B, dont let her order any drink over 4 dollars.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Hulkotron on November 10, 2012, 08:25:06 PM
Fuck dude!! Plan A didnt work as far as leaving her car at my place, she just went to the bathroom quick somebody come up with plan B!! We drove to the bar in seperate cars, a fella havent gotten sex in 2 weeks

She did this on purpose because she doesn't want to have sex with you hth


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: SF1900 on November 10, 2012, 08:25:47 PM
She did this on purpose because she doesn't want to have sex with you hth

LMAO!! Looks like Big N will be going home with a Big fat zero  :'( :'(


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: booty on November 10, 2012, 08:40:22 PM
I'm leaving in a few to meet up with this broad at a bar/lounge. She's driving there in her car and I'm driving there in my car. The plan is to get the liquor set in both our systems and then head back to my pad. Now should I suggest for her that it's better if we go in one car and park the other car by my place, or drive to the bar in separate cars and then once the liquor has set in then its easier to convince her to head back to my place? I'll check back on this thread soon again fellas.

- Discuss
Do you think you should be drinking and driving? 


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Big N on November 10, 2012, 08:57:19 PM
I just sent her ass out by herself for a smoke break just so I can update this thread. I hope you fellas appreciate the intensity here, no bologny straight male testosterone. What do you fellas think about pumping her with 2-3 drinks and then tell her "hey sweetheart let me show you my nice neighborhood"


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: MichaelScottDM on November 10, 2012, 09:00:09 PM
I just sent her ass out by herself for a smoke break just so I can update this thread. I hope you fellas appreciate the intensity here, no bologny straight male testosterone. What do you fellas think about pumping her with 2-3 drinks and then tell her "hey sweetheart let me show you my nice neighborhood"

Yes, take her for a ride on space mountain. Pics of said woman please


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 10, 2012, 09:00:43 PM
 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m9ZP_tTtLc


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: SF1900 on November 10, 2012, 09:06:54 PM
Ewww, she is a smoker. Big turn off.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 10, 2012, 09:23:00 PM
Just whip your cock out champ.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: 240 is Back on November 10, 2012, 09:40:52 PM
2 weeks without sex.... yikes.... most people would completely lose their mind.   If i was doing the single/dating thing, I'd certainly set up a friend with benefits for 'release' purposes while seeking out someone special.   I cannot imagine trying to build a relationship with someone with insane sexual tension out there.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Chacka on November 10, 2012, 09:43:09 PM
Ewww, she is a smoker. Big turn off.


women who smoke = sexually adventurous


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Big N on November 10, 2012, 10:21:31 PM
I told the broad let's go bar hoping, we left her car parked then i drove to another bar in my area, left the bar half way through i said i gotta use the bathroom then pulled up to my pad told her come in you can grab a bite to help with the alcohol now im in the bathroom and she's in the bathroom, wish me good luck fellas  ;D


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: tbombz on November 10, 2012, 10:31:25 PM
If she smokes she pokes


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: MP on November 10, 2012, 10:32:23 PM
Good luck. Thanks for the real time updates. Pics!


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 10, 2012, 10:50:40 PM
Good luck. Thanks for the real time updates. Pics!

seriously?


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Red Hook on November 10, 2012, 10:56:41 PM
unless you put a thumb in her ass it doesn't count.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: AbrahamG on November 10, 2012, 10:59:56 PM
Nothing more repulsive than a bitch who smokes.  Should have locked her out the said apartment when she went out to smoke.  What the fuck were you thinking?  I don't care how hot or how big a bitches tits are at the first sign of a smoker I'm OUT!


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Knooger on November 10, 2012, 11:06:07 PM
I bet she has a cock.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: AbrahamG on November 10, 2012, 11:12:21 PM
I bet she has a cock.

I'm not a gay, but I'd prefer cock over a smoker.  ;D


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Red Hook on November 10, 2012, 11:37:28 PM
8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m9ZP_tTtLc

this has to be the coolest dance sequence in any movie


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Big N on November 11, 2012, 01:42:29 AM
I swear on Chaos' magic crystal bald head my plan was excellent but it failed! Once we got outta the bathroom, we went upstairs ended up on the bed, she played the "I dont feel good card", damn broad I gave you LIGHT liquor! Fast forward she stopped taking a nap, now here's the interesting part fellas play close attention and close other web browsers, she was wearing a bra, sports bra, tank top, shirt and a sweater on top of each other? Then she had her obvious underwear, thick spandex, and shorts on top of that? Man where the fuck did this broad think we're going, hunting for gh15's Elfs in the woods?? Fast forward, somehow she turned her back on me and i started hugging her and rubbing my solid package for a few minutes on her ass, then closer to the vagina (fellas pop the vaseline at this point if you're going to continue to read) then worked my right hand inside her bra from the front and tried to unlock her bra from the back with left hand, while I was multi-tasking she started to get wet but I couldnt fucking get any piece of clothing off because of all those layers and I didnt know where to start. Fast forward 10 min's and FINALLY her pussy got real wet, somehow i managed to get the damn shorts off but since she had strong legs i couldnt get her thick spandex off. She locked her legs and I said to myself dude if i try harder to get them off it'll rip her spandex since she kept locking out her legs, meanwhile she kept rubbing her pussy on my package and that was it, then once her pussy wasnt wet anymore she stopped, left me with blue balls and then she wanted to go home!  >:(


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 11, 2012, 07:12:58 AM
Should've got her drunker, you'd probably be happier now and not posting, as you'd be too bust trying to get her dressed and out the door.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: chaos on November 11, 2012, 07:56:08 AM
I'm not a gay, but I'd prefer cock over a smoker.  ;D
Outed.

"Big"Nav.....lol what a sexually frustrated loser!!! And now he's broke from spending his allowance on a pathetic attempt at getting laid!!! Hahaa!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 11, 2012, 08:22:36 AM
this has to be the coolest dance sequence in any movie
Not so sure about that chief
(http://www.rowthree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.gif)(http://www.rowthree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image001.gif)(http://www.rowthree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image003.gif)


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Big N on November 11, 2012, 08:17:04 PM
I have another date with another broad tomorrow. Not sure if you fellas are keeping track but check your notebooks. It's the same chick from Philly area. Stay tuned and stay thirsty my friends.

PS. Will be reporting live between 7PM-1AM Eastern Time.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 11, 2012, 08:44:29 PM
Keep some coke at your place. When ever you want to get to your apartment with a chick, tell them you have a little coke at your place. Should work 95 1/2 times out of 100.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: BigCyp on November 12, 2012, 12:33:43 AM
Haha Big Nada showing the studs how to get brushed off in this thread


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: Meso_z on November 12, 2012, 12:38:23 AM
Ewww, she is a smoker. Big turn off.
x2


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 12, 2012, 01:08:24 AM
LOL

Is the kneegar doing a dump  ???

(http://www.rowthree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.gif)


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: AbrahamG on November 12, 2012, 01:20:25 AM
LOL

Is the kneegar doing a dump  ???

(http://www.rowthree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.gif)

Diet cola out the nose.  Thanks.


Title: Re: Saturday date
Post by: d0nny2600 on November 12, 2012, 02:12:15 AM
LOL

Is the kneegar doing a dump  ???

(http://www.rowthree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.gif)
I needed to go bro...jcvd cleaned it for me


Title: Re: Saturday date - where do you park the cars?
Post by: calfzilla on November 15, 2012, 12:04:16 AM
Ask her if she prefers Nasser or Dorian.  That will get her hot. 


Title: Re: Saturday date - where do you park the cars?
Post by: Primemuscle on November 15, 2012, 12:44:20 AM
Do you think your writing porn? If you do, let me just say that it is a big fail.