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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on December 14, 2012, 12:11:18 PM
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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
The question is: How long would you let this go on?
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300 bucks a day, is this tax free?
hahahah, contemplation is a bitch.
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this is such an incontinent posting I almost pissed on you
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so a $109500 a year in tax free dollars? 10 years I guess.
No asparagus though. He can't eat that shit. Also no steroids or oral hormones that'll make his pee yellow like goodrums teeth
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tax free? yes
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If you go a year and a half that's serious money assuming it's tax free.
The downside is you can't have a normal relationship or ever sleep at a friends or girl because of the weirdness and embarassment of everyone knowing, so that would add to the challenge.
I try for 1,5 years, that's 1 mill in Swedish crowns
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Piss away homie.
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is the €300 in addition to daily matress and bed linin replacement and laundry?
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I would do it and when i feel that i have saved enough money from this dirty act then i would stop it.
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$110,000 and we got a deal....
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i would do it long enough to work some entreprenuerial magic on the funds and no longer need the money.
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No way for $300. For $50,000/day I'd do it. Keep it up for a few weeks I guess.
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Count me in
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redditfag
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LOL at thread title. hahaha
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no more than 15 years.
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so a $109500 a year in tax free dollars? 10 years I guess.
No asparagus though. He can't eat that shit. Also no steroids or oral hormones that'll make his pee yellow like goodrums teeth
Brutal showing us where the financial bar is in your life and how little you make. Epic Failed @income.
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i would do it long enough to work some entreprenuerial magic on the funds and no longer need the money.
::)Don't be re-cockulous, You'd do it for free.
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109k a year is a fair amount of money!!
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This deal is stupid. A new mattress + new comforter and pillows and other cleaning utensils will easily run $200 each day.
Make it $1000 and then its more realistic.
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how did this milloinaire make his money
sanitation?
and now he wants to piss it all away
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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
The question is: How long would you let this go on?
Great copy and past job ::)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14uee5/how_long_would_you_let_someone_pee_on_you_for_300/
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Great copy and past job ::)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14uee5/how_long_would_you_let_someone_pee_on_you_for_300/
that the trouble with incontinence
it never stops dribbling
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that the trouble with incontinence
it never stops dribbling
preach nigga preach
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if I could save the pee and resell if as a medicinal cure for an additional stipend, I would gladly be peed upon for a fortnight or two.
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if I could save the pee and resell if as a medicinal cure for an additional stipend, I would gladly be peed upon for a fortnight or two.
Look Shakespeare, when we want your opinion we'll beat it out of you.
Tis all I have for thy.