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Title: I think I'm getting soft lol!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 07:50:21 PM
Wife is out of town this week... she texted me earlier saying that she keeps feeling the baby kicking and moving... lol while reading this that Creed shit is playing on XM in the truck...

I sorta started "eye waterying"... lol...  (no softo)... weird hey... kinda of like  "seeing 1:11" on the clock often... what are the odds?

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Post by: haider on December 18, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
here's a reminder that you are not posting on facebook.

talk about going soft, you're going full homo on us here broski, what is this your personal blog?
Title: Re: I think I'm getting soft lol!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 07:53:19 PM
here's a reminder that you are not posting on facebook.

talk about going soft, you're going full homo on us here broski, what is this your personal blog?

LOL.. don't hate. This is therapeutic for me.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 18, 2012, 07:55:23 PM
Wife is out of town this week... she texted me earlier saying that she keeps feeling the baby kicking and moving... lol while reading this that Creed shit is playing on XM in the truck...

I sorta started "eye waterying"... lol...  (no softo)... weird hey... kinda of like  "seeing 1:11" on the clock often... what are the odds?



Enjoy it man.....best thing ever
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Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 08:16:28 PM
Enjoy it man.....best thing ever

Can't fucking wait... sorta took the time to take a deep breath recently and realized this is really happening  ;D

No freak-out, actually quite the opposite, more like the anticipation you feel as a kid few days before Christmas lol!!!
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Post by: Grape Ape on December 18, 2012, 08:17:53 PM
If you legitimately have a child on the way, congrats to you.  Best of luck.
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Post by: Knooger on December 18, 2012, 08:19:07 PM
Enjoy every second of sleep that you get now, that shit will be over soon.
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Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 08:20:23 PM
If you legitimately have a child on the way, congrats to you.  Best of luck.

Thank you.

Don't let vicious people on the internet tarnish your mind with lies they make to try to hurt people.
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Post by: Roger Bacon on December 18, 2012, 08:20:47 PM
Wife is out of town this week... she texted me earlier saying that she keeps feeling the baby kicking and moving... lol while reading this that Creed shit is playing on XM in the truck...

I sorta started "eye waterying"... lol...  (no softo)... weird hey... kinda of like  "seeing 1:11" on the clock often... what are the odds?



If I had an accent like yours I bet I'd get way more milfs...
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Post by: Grape Ape on December 18, 2012, 08:22:57 PM
Thank you.

Don't let vicious people on the internet tarnish your mind with lies they make to try to hurt people.

I've been on this board for almost 9 years.  I believe nothing here.  And everything.  It's all good.

Enjoy the baby.  It's awesome.
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Post by: Master Blaster on December 18, 2012, 10:27:15 PM
yeah, lots of babies here in this house. So amazing to be around so much life. They will make you grow and change, so be forewarned
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Post by: MikMaq on December 18, 2012, 10:30:45 PM
here's a reminder that you are not posting on facebook.

talk about going soft, you're going full homo on us here broski, what is this your personal blog?
I think your failing to read between the lines. The true sign of him going soft ain`t the issue with the kid, it`s that he let his wife leave him for more than a 15 minute period without some form of stalking.
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Post by: Roger Bacon on December 18, 2012, 10:31:32 PM
I think your failing to read between the lines. The true sign of him going soft ain`t the issue with the kid, it`s that he left his wife leave him for more than a 15 minute period without some form of stocking.

tard
Title: Re: I think I'm getting soft lol!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 10:31:57 PM
yeah, lots of babies here in this house. So amazing to be around so much life. They will make you grow and change, so be forewarned

LOL hopefully in a good way?

 ;D
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 18, 2012, 10:41:49 PM
Well wishes to your family Alex and I hope all goes well.
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Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 10:51:16 PM
Well wishes to your family Alex and I hope all goes well.

Thank you, much appreciated.

My dad will soon be..a Grandpa for the first time ;D
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Post by: Nails on December 18, 2012, 10:53:30 PM
Congratz on scoring one past the goalie alex
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Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 10:55:08 PM
Congratz on scoring one past the goalie alex

My Slapshot hits hard ;D

(http://www.frontroomcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Arn-001.jpeg)
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 18, 2012, 11:09:41 PM
Alex 23 "BIG -kings" wife will birth the next Jeezus Christ on christmas day
Title: Re: I think I'm getting soft lol!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on December 18, 2012, 11:20:03 PM
Alex 23 "BIG -kings" wife will birth the next Jeezus Christ on christmas day

LOL hopefully not 4 months to go
Title: Re: I think I'm getting soft lol!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on December 19, 2012, 08:11:15 PM
tard

where's your christmas spirit?  ;D
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Post by: BigCyp on December 20, 2012, 03:39:16 AM
Many congratulations to you and the Mrs big man.

We are also expecting in Feb, so about 8 weeks to go! Good times are coming my friend, enjoy it
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Post by: f450 on December 20, 2012, 04:50:24 AM
not much scares me, but getting shacked up then having kids with a woman in this society freaks me the fuck out......

divorce rates are like 60% now and 70% initiated by women for no reason at all ( no fault divorces ).. And the courts absolutely fucking destroy the man if the woman so wishes.

I dont know if I respect or pity the guys who go through with it. I think its a stupidly crazy thing to do although some folks seem to do ok... Anyways kids are lovely..mostly. as for most mothers? .........
Title: Re: I think I'm getting soft lol!!!!
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 20, 2012, 04:54:40 AM
Wife is out of town this week... she texted me earlier saying that she keeps feeling the baby kicking and moving... lol while reading this that Creed shit is playing on XM in the truck...

I sorta started "eye waterying"... lol...  (no softo)... weird hey... kinda of like  "seeing 1:11" on the clock often... what are the odds?



Congratulations

I am assuming you have thought about your future child's security and set up a GetBig account for him or her?

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Post by: anabolichalo on December 20, 2012, 04:57:17 AM
up the AI's
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Post by: Kwon_2 on December 20, 2012, 05:34:37 AM
LOL hopefully not 4 months to go

Is the new wife white or black Alex?

Congratulations on becoming a Father!
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Post by: Radical Plato on December 20, 2012, 05:43:30 AM
You will be crying when you need to change a dirty diaper at 3am! The idea of children is warm and fuzzy and an oh so beautiful thing.  The reality is a lot different.
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 20, 2012, 07:32:22 AM
cant blame you, best thing that ever happend to me was when i baccame a father, the next best thing was when i moved away from here mother lol
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Post by: the trainer on December 20, 2012, 07:40:15 AM
Wife is out of town this week... she texted me earlier saying that she keeps feeling the baby kicking and moving... lol while reading this that Creed shit is playing on XM in the truck...

I sorta started "eye waterying"... lol...  (no softo)... weird hey... kinda of like  "seeing 1:11" on the clock often... what are the odds?





Looking at your big belly I would say you have always being soft.
Title: Re: I think I'm getting soft lol!!!!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 20, 2012, 07:42:37 AM
You will be crying when you need to change a dirty diaper at 3am! The idea of children is warm and fuzzy and an oh so beautiful thing.  The reality is a lot different.
do you have kids?
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Post by: snx on December 20, 2012, 08:47:23 AM
Here are my new dad tips for you Alex. Been there not too long ago:

1. get lots of sleep now. Try to bank a bunch of it. You'll need it. Your sleeping nights will be gone soon. You'll soon learn what it's like to exist on a couple hours sleep every night for months on end. You'll try to fall asleep at 10 pm and wake at 6 am like most. Between those 8 hours you will be woken up about 8 times. If not a crying baby, then your wife shifting around, or worries that the baby isn't ok. Especially if you have a monitor in your room. Whenver the kid moans or hums or gurgles,you'll wake up. So sleep now. Do not ignore this tip. You will thank me in a few months.

2. go hang out with your friends lots, right now. Because once baby is there, you won't see them for about 6 months. First, your woman will put a stop to your partying. Secondly, your buddies won't want to hang around your house with a crying baby and an angry wife (and she'll be plenty angry about a lot of things in those first 6 months, especiallly if she gets post-partum). So go drink, carouse, and generally cut loose now while you're unencumbered by responsibility. When the kid grows up, you'll find you won't have an appetite for it anymore anyways...so do it now.

3. Hire some people at work for your team. Get them up to speed now. You will be a zombie for the next half year. You need capable people in place to pick up the pieces you're going to drop (and you will drop them). It's inevitable.  Happens to every man. It's money well spent. If you have to, make budget cutbacks in other departments to get temps or interns in.

4. Enjoy internet pornography. You won't be getting any from your wife for a while. Breast feeding a baby is not a turn on for your wife, so she'll probably have zero sex drive for a while after the kid is born. Despite the fact that her massive boobs will be a turn on for you. It's quite frustrating.

5. All the crazy shit you used to get away with that your wife overlooked will now get scrutinzed and tied to a guilt trip. Sort of like this: "How can you do/look/be like this...don't you care about what sort of impression you're leaving for the baby?". It's remarkably effective. So get good at hiding stuff, like juice, porn, toys like guns and cars, drinking, smoking, etc...you have to go stealth. Just because baby is here doesn't mean life has to end. You can still indulge. You'll just need to be more careful about it, and moments will be more rare in which to enjoy them. Making the fruit all the sweeter.


Write these tips down. You will soon know them to be truth.

Shit aside, good luck with baby. Alex - I truly hope your kid is happy and healthy. That's the most important thing in the world.
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Post by: Archer77 on December 20, 2012, 09:01:37 AM
Wife is out of town this week... she texted me earlier saying that she keeps feeling the baby kicking and moving... lol while reading this that Creed shit is playing on XM in the truck...

I sorta started "eye waterying"... lol...  (no softo)... weird hey... kinda of like  "seeing 1:11" on the clock often... what are the odds?



Wait until the kids arrive.  I find Im a much more agreeable and less aggressive person after having a kid.  My test levels are probably in the basement.  Apparently that happens when you have kids.
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Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2012, 03:28:59 PM
SNX & ARCHER77, LOL THANKS GUYS, VERY GOOD ADVICE! LOL THE TEST PART SUCKS I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT.... OH WELL TIME FOR HRT ;D
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Post by: King Shizzo on December 20, 2012, 03:30:08 PM
Enjoy it man.....best thing ever
Outed.