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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: anabolichalo on December 30, 2012, 02:33:23 PM
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do women actually care about muscles or is that a dream of us naturalol twinks
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You're that skinny paki dude, right?
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You're that skinny paki dude, right?
no but you mean that one with the beautiful shaped bald head
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Most women love guys who are thin and fit. Not huge bulky muscles. But there are some that are really attracted to that as well. There is never a straight answer to this stuff...
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Most women love guys who are thin and fit. Not huge bulky muscles. But there are some that are really attracted to that as well. There is never a straight answer to this stuff...
so weird
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I'm tired of seeing these type of threads. Bunch of slack jawed F aGGOTS the bunch of you. Of course it helps. We got a bunch of beta males running around here trying to pick off the silver backs. Being hyper muscular makes it easy to pick up women. They literally fall in your lap.
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I'm tired of seeing these type of threads. Bunch of slack jawed F aGGOTS the bunch of you. Of course it helps. We got a bunch of beta males running around here trying to pick off the silver backs. Being hyper muscular makes it easy to pick up women. They literally fall in your lap.
or does it make it easy for women to pick you up?
a lot of monster bodybuilders with ugly bitches who probably just cater to their egoes
"wow you so muscular"
"really"
"yes i like that"
"will you marry me"
"ok"
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or does it make it easy for women to pick you up?
a lot of monster bodybuilders with ugly bitches who probably just cater to their egoes
"wow you so muscular"
"really"
"yes i like that"
"will you marry me"
"ok"
Perhaps... But any woman i went after i had no problem with. In fact banged a girl who is a default avatar on here. Women aren't attracted by muscle but they interested in it. They will try it. That's what makes it easy is when it's new to them.
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the best combination for pulling chicks is (1) a handsome face and (2) simply being "in good shape" (which doesn't require roids and still means you'll have a better physique than 95% of the guys out there if your genetics ain't shit.)
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the best combination for pulling chicks is (1) a handsome face and (2) simply being "in good shape" (which doesn't require roids and still means you'll have a better physique than 95% of the guys out there if your genetics ain't shit.)
what if your face and hair is shit (balding)
just settle with a fatty and jerk off to porn once in a while?
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I'm tired of seeing these type of threads. Bunch of slack jawed F aGGOTS the bunch of you. Of course it helps. We got a bunch of beta males running around here trying to pick off the silver backs. Being hyper muscular makes it easy to pick up women. They literally fall in your lap.
Then they find out your lap contains a couple of peanuts instead of bollocks and they sympathy fuck you and laugh at your tiny package with their friends.
I would wager....
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Then they find out your lap contains a couple of peanuts instead of bollocks and they sympathy fuck you and laugh at your tiny package with their friends.
I would wager....
Negative
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You can be a natty like me and still have enough muscle to throw bitches off.... Its not like it takes much to be classified as a "juicer" anwyay. ::) But yes, a lot of girls like it as well. Especially if your young like back in the high school/college days. I was born with broad shoulders so even as an shy and insecure nerd with glasses, these girls still wanted to get with me. Sad to think about how many girls I could of actually been with, if it hadnt been for my social awkwardness back then... :'(
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Lol, its because chicks don't tell you to your face, it happens mate, rest assured.
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Then they find out your lap contains a couple of peanuts instead of bollocks and they sympathy fuck you and laugh at your tiny package with their friends.
I would wager....
How you doing brian?
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You can be a natty like me and still have enough muscle to throw bitches off.... Its not like it takes much to be classified as a "juicer" anwyay. ::) But yes, a lot of girls like it as well. Especially if your young like back in the high school/college days. I was born with broad shoulders so even as an shy and insecure nerd with glasses, these girls still wanted to get with me. Sad to think about how many girls I could of actually been with, if it hadnt been for my social awkwardness back then... :'(
maybe you are genetically gifted
i've been busting my ass for 10 year
i dont look like i lift
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Been getting females my entire life
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Been getting females my entire life
but how do you know muscles are related
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"female" is a fuckin broad spectrum.
(http://idiotduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/very-ugly-chinese-woman.jpg)
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what if your face and hair is shit (balding)
just settle with a fatty and jerk off to porn once in a while?
well, still don't think that juice is the solution lol. roids just scream "insecurity." do the best with what you've got.
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They can see alpha bulges popping through your shirt & makes there vag's wet srs. Even ugly cats can pickup if they've got muscles.
No bulges = beta.
edit: agree with the above post. Natty or your an insecure f@ggot.
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They can see alpha bulges popping through your shirt & makes there vag's wet srs. Even ugly c unts can pickup if they've got muscles.
No bulges = beta.
edit: agree with the above post. Natty or your an insecure homo.
In response to this thread I would like to add that I came over a women forum the other day, and they had this poll about if they wanted to be with someone who juiced or had juiced.
And 99% of them was extremely negative towards juicers and didnt want to be with one. They also had the stereotype issues as arguments like they are all stupid, small penis yadda yadda... ::)
Note that this was a europeen forum, americans are more open minded towards things europeens often consider as a moral/ethical issues.
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I had had muscles since I was a kid... and I only date decent looking females... but of course, PED do help to add more muscle and hence more females
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To attract a particular woman a man needs
-to remind her of her father(s)/grandfather(s)/brother(s)
-to be of the same social class and generation as you
-be able to provide a shelter and food for her and potential offspring
-to look good facially
-to look good physique wise
And to attract a particular man a woman needs:
-to remind you of your mother(s)/grandmother(s)/sister(s)
-to be of the same social class and generation as you
-be able to provide you with love/care/attention and sexual favors, being able to care for an offspring
-to look good facially
-to look good physique wise
We are all completely conditionned to follow these subconscious preprogrammations. And it's only the tip of the iceberg; most of the time we re only doing what our ancestors did, the strategies of survival we use daily and make our "psychism" are a mix of theirs, we re just not aware of it.
Most of the time when we think we "discover" a passion or preferance for something or someone, it's just the passion or preferance of one or several of our ancestors had for it, saved, embeded in us, "I" being the sum of your ancestors personalities.
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PED do help to add more muscle and hence more shemales
fixed
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"female" is a fuckin broad spectrum.
(http://idiotduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/very-ugly-chinese-woman.jpg)
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yes, hellyes, even as permabulker to some degree.
and when lean, its like shooting fish in barrel.
most important to not walk with ils and pretend to not care about bb lifestyle
that means dressing in a way not to accentuate the muskels right
it's painful to watch a twink try hard in a club with a baby t shirt
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The vast majority of women want a guy who makes them laugh and is good company and treats their friends with respect.
Sure a good body is an advantage in certain cases, what i can tell you is that theres not many women who like over-muscled roid heads.
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really slutty nice bodied ones like beefcakes
facially pretty, cultured, elegant, educated and intelligent ones like fit and lean guys with attractive faces
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they want you to be a humourous asshole.
I never met a girl who wanted to be seen with an asshole, unless they were trying to upset an ex-boyfriend.
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Most females like big and muscled fellas, as long as said fella looks somewhat decent face wise and has something to say. Being tall takes it to another level.. like - a WAY another level, as muscles on a tall frame look more "natural" and "athletic", even if a decent amount of 'em.
Intimidated till they get to know a person, from then on - it adds up the attraction. In the nature - bitches notice these who STAND OUT (by brighter colors, bigger tail, etc...), simple as that.
The problem is that most of these big and muscled fellas have troubled personalities, are often socially awkward and grow these muscles for all the wrong reasons. Take that activity as an art, and keep balance on other fields (i.e. - the bigger you are - the smarter you should be.. the bigger you get - the wealthier you should be.. Or whataver other qualities that mean something to you, but don't obsess just over bodybuilding. Keep it in a balance, and there won't be the extremes of going one diresction too far.).
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Nothing beats the power of manipulation.
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hm, yes, tall and muscular beats everything.
tall and good face beats most muscular men who are shorter.
Truth.
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The most attention from women comes when I'm at my leanest (sub 10%).
I look small in my clothes when lean, I think (but I always think I look small!). But women are masters of imagination. You don't need to show off like a douche. Wear a v-neck, and they can see the pecs are cut, and they start imagining everything else. Roll up the sleeves up the forearm just a bit, and they can see the lean forearms, and imagine the rest.
But the lean face is most important. And because most bb'ers when lean have decent neck size and traps, that shows thru too, so women again can use their imagination. That's what turns them on...when they get curious enough to start imagining what you look like with your shirt off. Then you're in their head.
This isn't some crackpot theory I came up with. A few girlfriends thru the years (and my wife later) have all said this to me. That is, about guys looking their best when lean, and not wearing tight clothes, but just being casual. There was this neat little web study where women talked about ideal male bodies. One of the key take-aways: they want you to look like an underwear model (lean, with abs, and good muscle size), but they want you to somehow come by that body naturally without being a gymrat, and mostly because you're just a sporty guy. Reason? Women want the hot body, but they don't want a man obsessed about it...because they don't want a man to obsess about anything but them. Women are selfish...go figure? ;D
Sure, just like I want a woman who looks like Jessica Simpson, who has her MBA from Wharton and a PhD in electrical engineering from MIT, who earns $1.8MM running her company, but still has time to be home at 4:30 pm every night to cook my favorite foods.
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The most attention from women comes when I'm at my leanest (sub 10%).
I look small in my clothes when lean, I think (but I always think I look small!). But women are masters of imagination. You don't need to show off like a douche. Wear a v-neck, and they can see the pecs are cut, and they start imagining everything else. Roll up the sleeves up the forearm just a bit, and they can see the lean forearms, and imagine the rest.
But the lean face is most important. And because most bb'ers when lean have decent neck size and traps, that shows thru too, so women again can use their imagination. That's what turns them on...when they get curious enough to start imagining what you look like with your shirt off. Then you're in their head.
This isn't some crackpot theory I came up with. A few girlfriends thru the years (and my wife later) have all said this to me. That is, about guys looking their best when lean, and not wearing tight clothes, but just being casual. There was this neat little web study where women talked about ideal male bodies. One of the key take-aways: they want you to look like an underwear model (lean, with abs, and good muscle size), but they want you to somehow come by that body naturally without being a gymrat, and mostly because you're just a sporty guy. Reason? Women want the hot body, but they don't want a man obsessed about it...because they don't want a man to obsess about anything but them. Women are selfish...go figure? ;D
Sure, just like I want a woman who looks like Jessica Simpson, who has her MBA from Wharton and a PhD in electrical engineering from MIT, who earns $1.8MM running her company, but still has time to be home at 4:30 pm every night to cook my favorite foods.
Dont we men want a woman who s only obsessed focused on "us", our satisfaction, well being, and nothing/nobody else?
BTW, this is and always will be the physique/face combo that women will universally want -wether they can get it or not is another matter-
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3npxrooxR1rs2jpso1_400.jpg)
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Yes, judging from my experience, I would say that this is true. ;D
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snx and Uberman is spot on.
Off to the gym now and do some cardio! :D
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Dont we men want a woman who s only obsessed focused on "us", our satisfaction, well being, and nothing/nobody else?
BTW, this is and always will be the physique/face combo that women will universally want -wether they can get it or not is another matter-
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3npxrooxR1rs2jpso1_400.jpg)
How can you tell what this fellows face looks like? I can hardly see it. I do agree that many women prefer men who are lean and yet have some muscles to those who are blown up like superheros. I imagine though that woman have a variety of tastes in men, just as men do women. Despite what one may assume from following Getbig culture, not all men find woman with giant boobs attractive.
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I got the most whores aat a lean 200lbs when younger. After a few years a got to a smother 230 it more or less dried up. 230 isnt big, but it was the leaness that made the difference. It was fucking effortless with the whores being lean with a little muscle.
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I got the most whores aat a lean 200lbs when younger. After a few years a got to a smother 230 it more or less dried up. 230 isnt big, but it was the leaness that made the difference. It was fucking effortless with the whores being lean with a little muscle.
Could age have have had something to do with your success with women as well? What I mean by this, is that even though women still hit on me, it is different when we are both senior citizens. I don't know about whores though. The last time a whore hit on me, it was in downtown Portland, late at night. I'm not into whores, although I feel bad for them that this is how they have chosen to earn a living. It can't do much for one's self esteem.
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yeah, i went clubbing last night, effortless indeed.
however, it led to epic fallout with the lady.
what kind of club was it? r&b, house, rock?
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Could age have have had something to do with your success with women as well? What I mean by this, is that even though women still hit on me, it is different when we are both senior citizens. I don't know about whores though. The last time a whore hit on me, it was in downtown Portland, late at night. I'm not into whores, although I feel bad for them that this is how they have chosen to earn a living. I can't do much for one's self esteem.
Im not sure, when I was refering to whores didnt mean the type that charge. Just slutty women out for one night stands, lived like that in late teens early 20s. I am settled with kids now and cant remember the last time I was hit on ha so maybe you are right abbout the age thing
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(http://idiotduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/very-ugly-chinese-woman.jpg)
He was awesome in Bloodsport
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I think everyone knows the answer deep inside.
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what if your face and hair is shit (balding)
just settle with a fatty and jerk off to porn once in a while?
Lol!!!
Dont settle for shit. Hookers and porn is the sane option.
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Cougars/milfs go for the muscle. They know what they want. They no longer have hangups about their bodies. They understand that everyone has imperfections. They don't have shame about wanting to have rough sex that is going to get them off 6 times, because they either know they are not a whore, or have embraced their inner slut.
Younger hot girls are intimidated, as they want to be the pretty one in the relationship. This is precisely why you see many very attractive girls with total tools.
I dated a 9/10 Jewish girl with green eyes that literally was crying when she told me: "I'm used to being the more attractive one in the relationship."
Boo fucking hoo.
She also accused me of having an affair with her mother, who was quite attractive.
So was her mom a jewish tigress in the sack or what?
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Im not sure, when I was refering to whores didnt mean the type that charge. Just slutty women out for one night stands, lived like that in late teens early 20s. I am settled with kids now and cant remember the last time I was hit on ha so maybe you are right abbout the age thing
I must have a missing gene, slutty girls never interested me. I have never had a one night stand with a woman. I have had a number of girl friends although I also settled down when I was still pretty young with the woman I am still married to 48 years later.
My daughter used to notice and tell me whenever some woman or man was checking me out. When she was in high school, her boyfriend's mother was apparently attracted to me and had no trouble saying so to her son who told my daughter. I didn't return this woman's favor. Like I said, slutty women never appealed to me.
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I have never had a one night stand with a woman.
I bet you love slutty boys.
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Women love this guy. Charismatic as heck.
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I bet you love slutty boys.
"STFU you stupid bitch FAGGOT no one cares."
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I bet you love slutty boys.
Are you hitting on me? Are you a slutty boy?
Sorry if you are disappointed by this, but I gave up casual sex a long time ago. It is simply not worth the risks.
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I bet you love slutty boys.
In all fairness prime did set himself up for this.
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I must have a missing gene, slutty girls never interested me. I have never had a one night stand with a woman. I have had a number of girl friends although I also settled down when I was still pretty young with the woman I am still married to 48 years later.
My daughter used to notice and tell me whenever some woman or man was checking me out. When she was in high school, her boyfriend's mother was apparently attracted to me and had no trouble saying so to her son who told my daughter. I didn't return this woman's favor. Like I said, slutty women never appealed to me.
my respect for you went up. you think with your brain unlike many today, 90% of guys think with their dicks, they dont give a crap what happens as long as they get some quick release. it takes a true man to hold it in and stay in a stable relationship, with your wife. rather then go around living for the weekend to go get "laid"
slutty girls never attracted me either. its garantee to be someone elses(or maybe 100s of other guys) left overs.
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In all fairness prime did set himself up for this.
You are right, I knew someone would respond as Che did. I am not complaining. This is Getbig after all....isn't that the excuse some folks use to explain their juvenile posts, such as this one from Che.
I am not about to avoid responding to topics which interest me just because someone will make something of my response that isn't there. Something like, if he doesn't like slutty women then he must like slutty men. There is no logic in that thinking. It is just a dumb and tired joke, which was how I took it. I was not offended in the least.
Didn't Che once set up everyone here with series of posts of his ass in tights, where he is pretending it is a woman's ass, only to reveal the hoax with his junk if full view in the final post? I think that tells you a lot about what this fellow finds funny or post worthy. To be honest, I got a chuckle out of that series of posts. Perhaps I was momentarily in a slutty mood. ;D
Note: I decided to look for that particular post to make a better point. After scrolling through a lot of pages of Che's posts, I have decided he is clearly either bisexual or possibly someone who gets his rocks off in every way with everything possible human or otherwise. I have a new understanding of his varied and sometimes sick sense of humor. I particularly liked the post where his Beetle took a shit and produced one of the newer atrocities with the same handle. Perhaps because I once owned a 1973 super beetle and miss it.
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Didn't Che once set up everyone here with series of posts of his ass in tights, where he is pretending it is a woman's ass, only to reveal the hoax with his junk if full view in the final post? I think that tells you a lot about what this fellow finds funny or post worthy. To be honest, I got a chuckle out of that series of posts. Perhaps I was momentarily in a slutty mood. ;D
epic joke.
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Women like muscles, but not steroids. From my experiences they like a little muscle, but not a huge bodybuilder type build.
Also they hate guys who are obsessed with their body, so if you are into the bodybuilding thing just keep it to yourself and act like you just workout a few days a week for fun. They can't stand guys who are into their body and typically see it as a turn off. Just act natural and consider it a non issue, don't get all crazy with her about your "supplements" and "diet", they don't want to hear it. Act like you don't care and just lift weights casually.
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do women actually care about muscles or is that a dream of us naturalol twinks
Most "normal" girls will say that its gross or im too big, but in the bbing world, we are like God's
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Women like muscles, but not steroids. From my experiences they like a little muscle, but not a huge bodybuilder type build.
Also they hate guys who are obsessed with their body, so if you are into the bodybuilding thing just keep it to yourself and act like you just workout a few days a week for fun. They can't stand guys who are into their body and typically see it as a turn off. Just act natural and consider it a non issue, don't get all crazy with her about your "supplements" and "diet", they don't want to hear it. Act like you don't care and just lift weights casually.
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^^^This is my go-to tip on how I've met every girlfriend I've ever had, and my wife.
My wife and I started dating when I was at my biggest playing football. I looked like a full-on offseason bodybuilder, which I was at the time as well. She asked me if I was "into bodybuilding and that kind of stuff".
I said: "no, I just do some push-ups and sit-ups in my room to stay in shape. And you know what, football practice is really tough and wearing those pads all day and running, I think, really changes the way your body looks." I had strategically hidden my Dorian Yates 1993 black socks poster, and my Flex magazine collection, and my Masteron amps, under my bed in my dorm room, in case we came back to my room for fun.
Then to set her mind at ease, I ate some nachos and beer in front of her while she ate a girl salad and had some sort of fruity chick drink. She immediately thought I was a big strong man who liked to have fun and laugh (read: not a bodybuilder).
This works every time.
I've never once told a girl that I was successful with, that I was a bodybuilder. The times I have said "yeah, I do bodybuilding stuff" when I first met a girl, has invariably led to rejection. Girls do NOT like hearing that word, at least in my case. The only time you can unleash the "yeah I bodybuild" stuff is if your face is ridiculously handsome (mine is not) which allows you to do whatever you want, or you've been dating for a while and she's kind of started to really like you...then you can show her your FLEX magazine collection. She's already all-in and can't back out now.
When you show her your World Anabolic Review signed by the authors and your dog-eared copy of Bodyopus and your letter-to-the-editor that you got published in MuscleMag, expect to see the life drain out of her eyes, her shoulder sag in resignation, and her voice subtly quaver as she gently touches your arm and says "that's great...it's really awesome that you're so passionate about something. I love that about you!". At that point, you know you own her and she'll never leave. She might nag you to death, but she'll never leave.
I laugh about this all the time with my wife now. I say "sorry honey...you never had a chance!" She, of course, has her ways too. She "lost" my old bb'ing mags last time we moved. And she's thrown out every pair of gym clothes I've ever owned and bought me twink clothes (read: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts and some shitty stupid Adidas pants) for the gym. She says: "oh, you work so hard on your body...you should wear clothes that show it off". Meanwhile, I look like a dork and she knows it. So, it's give and take.
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^^^This is my go-to tip on how I've met every girlfriend I've ever had, and my wife.
My wife and I started dating when I was at my biggest playing football. I looked like a full-on offseason bodybuilder, which I was at the time as well. She asked me if I was "into bodybuilding and that kind of stuff".
I said: "no, I just do some push-ups and sit-ups in my room to stay in shape. And you know what, football practice is really tough and wearing those pads all day and running, I think, really changes the way your body looks." I had strategically hidden my Dorian Yates 1993 black socks poster, and my Flex magazine collection, and my Masteron amps, under my bed in my dorm room, in case we came back to my room for fun.
Then to set her mind at ease, I ate some nachos and beer in front of her while she ate a girl salad and had some sort of fruity chick drink. She immediately thought I was a big strong man who liked to have fun and laugh (read: not a bodybuilder).
This works every time.
I've never once told a girl that I was successful with, that I was a bodybuilder. The times I have said "yeah, I do bodybuilding stuff" when I first met a girl, has invariably led to rejection. Girls do NOT like hearing that word, at least in my case. The only time you can unleash the "yeah I bodybuild" stuff is if your face is ridiculously handsome (mine is not) which allows you to do whatever you want, or you've been dating for a while and she's kind of started to really like you...then you can show her your FLEX magazine collection. She's already all-in and can't back out now.
When you show her your World Anabolic Review signed by the authors and your dog-eared copy of Bodyopus and your letter-to-the-editor that you got published in MuscleMag, expect to see the life drain out of her eyes, her shoulder sag in resignation, and her voice subtly quaver as she gently touches your arm and says "that's great...it's really awesome that you're so passionate about something. I love that about you!". At that point, you know you own her and she'll never leave. She might nag you to death, but she'll never leave.
I laugh about this all the time with my wife now. I say "sorry honey...you never had a chance!" She, of course, has her ways too. She "lost" my old bb'ing mags last time we moved. And she's thrown out every pair of gym clothes I've ever owned and bought me twink clothes (read: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts and some shitty stupid Adidas pants) for the gym. She says: "oh, you work so hard on your body...you should wear clothes that show it off". Meanwhile, I look like a dork and she knows it. So, it's give and take.
Haha, I love reading your posts (no homo)
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I'm in my early 40's and have never had issues getting women, even when I was fat and out of shape. About 3 years ago I finally got serious about consistency with my exercise and diet and I'm in the best shape of my life to date. I am muscular now (and use PEDs) and the milf/cougar age group are definitely more attracted to the larger build than the younger ones are. But I actually prefer older women so this works for me.
So yes, for me more muscular and juiced up has significantly increased my pulling abilities. But when I'm leaner and especially on heavier tren cycles the advantage is unparalleled in comparison to the past.
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I said: "no, I just do some push-ups and sit-ups in my room to stay in shape. And you know what, football practice is really tough and wearing those pads all day and running, I think, really changes the way your body looks." I had strategically hidden my Dorian Yates 1993 black socks poster, and my Flex magazine collection, and my Masteron amps, under my bed in my dorm room, in case we came back to my room for fun.
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Exactly.
I've never met a women who thought being a meat head was cool. Even the fitness chicks in this industry typically see it as a bad thing.
Good post.
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when i was skinny i used to have to beat women off with a stick, now im a desperate man.
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I was a lot heavier last year, lifting heavy, eating a lot etc.
Now I've slimmed down, have a lean face and now getting compliments from women about how much younger and 'different' I look ;D
I remember when I was a skinny twink and didn't even work out but was just really lean, I got the best attention from women.
All they mostly want I think is for a guy to look lean and fit as their brains are wired to read it as 'healthy'.
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yes, hellyes, even as permabulker to some degree.
and when lean, its like shooting fish in barrel.
most important to not walk with ils and pretend to not care about bb lifestyle
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This ,
make out you don't put much effort or even realise that you are leaner and holding more muscle than 99% of mere mortals and women will come in their panties.
Walk around puffing your chest out and talking about training and diet...women think you're a nob.
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You gotta have a lean face, good hair and 19" bis don't hurt the package, it actually enhances it.
But depends on where you are. In Vegas and after bbing shows, bigger a guy is, more women wanting to check him out. Plus, there's some big women bb'ers that prefer bodybuilder guys due to their size. Still makes them feel womanly and have 18" bis and a 28" quad.
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had it occured to anybody that muscle juice is more impotent than dick juice?
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juice makes you horny if you squat solidly . but yes girls like great builds . but chasing is old fashion.
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^^^This is my go-to tip on how I've met every girlfriend I've ever had, and my wife.
My wife and I started dating when I was at my biggest playing football. I looked like a full-on offseason bodybuilder, which I was at the time as well. She asked me if I was "into bodybuilding and that kind of stuff".
I said: "no, I just do some push-ups and sit-ups in my room to stay in shape. And you know what, football practice is really tough and wearing those pads all day and running, I think, really changes the way your body looks." I had strategically hidden my Dorian Yates 1993 black socks poster, and my Flex magazine collection, and my Masteron amps, under my bed in my dorm room, in case we came back to my room for fun.
Then to set her mind at ease, I ate some nachos and beer in front of her while she ate a girl salad and had some sort of fruity chick drink. She immediately thought I was a big strong man who liked to have fun and laugh (read: not a bodybuilder).
This works every time.
I've never once told a girl that I was successful with, that I was a bodybuilder. The times I have said "yeah, I do bodybuilding stuff" when I first met a girl, has invariably led to rejection. Girls do NOT like hearing that word, at least in my case. The only time you can unleash the "yeah I bodybuild" stuff is if your face is ridiculously handsome (mine is not) which allows you to do whatever you want, or you've been dating for a while and she's kind of started to really like you...then you can show her your FLEX magazine collection. She's already all-in and can't back out now.
When you show her your World Anabolic Review signed by the authors and your dog-eared copy of Bodyopus and your letter-to-the-editor that you got published in MuscleMag, expect to see the life drain out of her eyes, her shoulder sag in resignation, and her voice subtly quaver as she gently touches your arm and says "that's great...it's really awesome that you're so passionate about something. I love that about you!". At that point, you know you own her and she'll never leave. She might nag you to death, but she'll never leave.
I laugh about this all the time with my wife now. I say "sorry honey...you never had a chance!" She, of course, has her ways too. She "lost" my old bb'ing mags last time we moved. And she's thrown out every pair of gym clothes I've ever owned and bought me twink clothes (read: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts and some shitty stupid Adidas pants) for the gym. She says: "oh, you work so hard on your body...you should wear clothes that show it off". Meanwhile, I look like a dork and she knows it. So, it's give and take.
Good and eloquent post.
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They like six pack abs. That is the most important thing. Then when you are big with a six pack, they get turned on by you. Many deny they like guys with muscles, but the truth is they are in self denial. I know from experience and have probably slept with more women than anyone else on getbig (not including the guys who pay for sex on the regular).
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When I meet women, I say that I train fitness 2 - 3 times a week, which is true.
The ultimate turn-off would be telling them about my adventures on Getbig.com ;D
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They like six pack abs. That is the most important thing. Then when you are big with a six pack, they get turned on by you. Many deny they like guys with muscles, but the truth is they are in self denial. I know from experience and have probably slept with more women than anyone else on getbig (not including the guys who pay for sex on the regular).
But this guy, this champion below has probably had more success with the ladies than you. ;)
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When I meet women, I say that I train fitness 2 - 3 times a week, which is true.
The ultimate turn-off would be telling them about my adventures on Getbig.com ;D
Yea, when they start asking you how much you work out, don't say shit like every day for 3 hours. Always downplay it. Say like 3-4x per week. Don't make them think you work hard. Girls like guys who are jacked but don't work hard for it. They want guys to just naturally look like that, minimal effort.
Another reason why girls are retarded.
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But this guy, this champion below has probably had more success with the ladies than you. ;)
Of course. Bitches can't resist the skinny asians with the tiny penises. I wouldn't even put myself on his level
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^^^This is my go-to tip on how I've met every girlfriend I've ever had, and my wife.
My wife and I started dating when I was at my biggest playing football. I looked like a full-on offseason bodybuilder, which I was at the time as well. She asked me if I was "into bodybuilding and that kind of stuff".
I said: "no, I just do some push-ups and sit-ups in my room to stay in shape. And you know what, football practice is really tough and wearing those pads all day and running, I think, really changes the way your body looks." I had strategically hidden my Dorian Yates 1993 black socks poster, and my Flex magazine collection, and my Masteron amps, under my bed in my dorm room, in case we came back to my room for fun.
Then to set her mind at ease, I ate some nachos and beer in front of her while she ate a girl salad and had some sort of fruity chick drink. She immediately thought I was a big strong man who liked to have fun and laugh (read: not a bodybuilder).
This works every time.
I've never once told a girl that I was successful with, that I was a bodybuilder. The times I have said "yeah, I do bodybuilding stuff" when I first met a girl, has invariably led to rejection. Girls do NOT like hearing that word, at least in my case. The only time you can unleash the "yeah I bodybuild" stuff is if your face is ridiculously handsome (mine is not) which allows you to do whatever you want, or you've been dating for a while and she's kind of started to really like you...then you can show her your FLEX magazine collection. She's already all-in and can't back out now.
When you show her your World Anabolic Review signed by the authors and your dog-eared copy of Bodyopus and your letter-to-the-editor that you got published in MuscleMag, expect to see the life drain out of her eyes, her shoulder sag in resignation, and her voice subtly quaver as she gently touches your arm and says "that's great...it's really awesome that you're so passionate about something. I love that about you!". At that point, you know you own her and she'll never leave. She might nag you to death, but she'll never leave.
I laugh about this all the time with my wife now. I say "sorry honey...you never had a chance!" She, of course, has her ways too. She "lost" my old bb'ing mags last time we moved. And she's thrown out every pair of gym clothes I've ever owned and bought me twink clothes (read: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts and some shitty stupid Adidas pants) for the gym. She says: "oh, you work so hard on your body...you should wear clothes that show it off". Meanwhile, I look like a dork and she knows it. So, it's give and take.
hahahaha, good shit.
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^^^This is my go-to tip on how I've met every girlfriend I've ever had, and my wife.
My wife and I started dating when I was at my biggest playing football. I looked like a full-on offseason bodybuilder, which I was at the time as well. She asked me if I was "into bodybuilding and that kind of stuff".
I said: "no, I just do some push-ups and sit-ups in my room to stay in shape. And you know what, football practice is really tough and wearing those pads all day and running, I think, really changes the way your body looks." I had strategically hidden my Dorian Yates 1993 black socks poster, and my Flex magazine collection, and my Masteron amps, under my bed in my dorm room, in case we came back to my room for fun.
Then to set her mind at ease, I ate some nachos and beer in front of her while she ate a girl salad and had some sort of fruity chick drink. She immediately thought I was a big strong man who liked to have fun and laugh (read: not a bodybuilder).
This works every time.
I've never once told a girl that I was successful with, that I was a bodybuilder. The times I have said "yeah, I do bodybuilding stuff" when I first met a girl, has invariably led to rejection. Girls do NOT like hearing that word, at least in my case. The only time you can unleash the "yeah I bodybuild" stuff is if your face is ridiculously handsome (mine is not) which allows you to do whatever you want, or you've been dating for a while and she's kind of started to really like you...then you can show her your FLEX magazine collection. She's already all-in and can't back out now.
When you show her your World Anabolic Review signed by the authors and your dog-eared copy of Bodyopus and your letter-to-the-editor that you got published in MuscleMag, expect to see the life drain out of her eyes, her shoulder sag in resignation, and her voice subtly quaver as she gently touches your arm and says "that's great...it's really awesome that you're so passionate about something. I love that about you!". At that point, you know you own her and she'll never leave. She might nag you to death, but she'll never leave.
I laugh about this all the time with my wife now. I say "sorry honey...you never had a chance!" She, of course, has her ways too. She "lost" my old bb'ing mags last time we moved. And she's thrown out every pair of gym clothes I've ever owned and bought me twink clothes (read: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts and some shitty stupid Adidas pants) for the gym. She says: "oh, you work so hard on your body...you should wear clothes that show it off". Meanwhile, I look like a dork and she knows it. So, it's give and take.
you have a great closet story there , would make great comedy but probably better pul back on the autobiographical detail?
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you have a great closet story there , would make great comedy but probably better pul back on the autobiographical detail?
Hey, it's getbig! It's only straight if you want it to be.
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When I meet women, I say that I train fitness 2 - 3 times a week, which is true.
The ultimate turn-off would be telling them about my adventures on Getbig.com ;D
I say I lift some weights 'every now and again' and sometimes go jogging haha
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I say I lift some weights 'every now and again' and sometimes go jogging haha
Here's the thing, women like to talk about themselves. If you are doing all the talking, no matter what the subject, you won't get far with most women. Women also like men who actually listen to them and engage with them. Of course, at some point a woman is going to want to know something about you. You don't need to bore her with all the gory details, just be honest and be brief.
In case you think I don't know what the shit I am talking about, I have been with the same woman for almost 50 years and I have more than enough women in waiting should I ever become available. A lot of women like me because I make them feel good about themselves. Truth be told, that is really what most of us want is someone who is our champion.
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^^^This is my go-to tip on how I've met every girlfriend I've ever had, and my wife.
My wife and I started dating when I was at my biggest playing football. I looked like a full-on offseason bodybuilder, which I was at the time as well. She asked me if I was "into bodybuilding and that kind of stuff".
I said: "no, I just do some push-ups and sit-ups in my room to stay in shape. And you know what, football practice is really tough and wearing those pads all day and running, I think, really changes the way your body looks." I had strategically hidden my Dorian Yates 1993 black socks poster, and my Flex magazine collection, and my Masteron amps, under my bed in my dorm room, in case we came back to my room for fun.
Then to set her mind at ease, I ate some nachos and beer in front of her while she ate a girl salad and had some sort of fruity chick drink. She immediately thought I was a big strong man who liked to have fun and laugh (read: not a bodybuilder).
This works every time.
I've never once told a girl that I was successful with, that I was a bodybuilder. The times I have said "yeah, I do bodybuilding stuff" when I first met a girl, has invariably led to rejection. Girls do NOT like hearing that word, at least in my case. The only time you can unleash the "yeah I bodybuild" stuff is if your face is ridiculously handsome (mine is not) which allows you to do whatever you want, or you've been dating for a while and she's kind of started to really like you...then you can show her your FLEX magazine collection. She's already all-in and can't back out now.
When you show her your World Anabolic Review signed by the authors and your dog-eared copy of Bodyopus and your letter-to-the-editor that you got published in MuscleMag, expect to see the life drain out of her eyes, her shoulder sag in resignation, and her voice subtly quaver as she gently touches your arm and says "that's great...it's really awesome that you're so passionate about something. I love that about you!". At that point, you know you own her and she'll never leave. She might nag you to death, but she'll never leave.
I laugh about this all the time with my wife now. I say "sorry honey...you never had a chance!" She, of course, has her ways too. She "lost" my old bb'ing mags last time we moved. And she's thrown out every pair of gym clothes I've ever owned and bought me twink clothes (read: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts and some shitty stupid Adidas pants) for the gym. She says: "oh, you work so hard on your body...you should wear clothes that show it off". Meanwhile, I look like a dork and she knows it. So, it's give and take.
This proves my point EXACTLY that girls like guys who are lazy when it comes to fitness. They want to think you don't work out and just grow muscles by accident
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I have more than enough women in waiting should I ever become available.
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Dude you are 70 years old , who do you think you're fooling?
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Dude you are 70 years old , who do you think you're fooling?
haha, i know. Maybe he has 80-90 year olds lined up.
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haha, i know. Maybe he has 80-90 year olds lined up.
This fucker is delusional .
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the old man is crazy to say such a thing lol
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Dude you are 70 years old , who do you think you're fooling?
No one. If you believe there are no women interested in senior citizens, you're deluded. Of course I am not speaking about little girls who are twenty something. They are only interested if you are a rich SOB or they have a grandfather complex. I like women who are my equal. Some hot looking kid is fun to look at and not much more, unless you are some sick old fuck like Hugh Hefner who actually thinks these plastic women he surrounds himself really dig him. I am talking about relationships. Are you too juvenile to know what these are? They go way beyond just a one night fuck buddy.
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Here's the thing, women like to talk about themselves. If you are doing all the talking, no matter what the subject, you won't get far with most women. Women also like men who actually listen to them and engage with them. Of course, at some point a woman is going to want to know something about you. You don't need to bore her with all the gory details, just be honest and be brief.
In case you think I don't know what the shit I am talking about, I have been with the same woman for almost 50 years and I have more than enough women in waiting should I ever become available. A lot of women like me because I make them feel good about themselves. Truth be told, that is really what most of us want is someone who is our champion.
I'm always up for listening to advice! And yea, I always try make them talk as much as possible so I can learn as much useful information, also helps deflect attention.
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My body has gotten me this.. I did alright for myself I think
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/421074_4121714808847_1816965050_n.jpg)
I will say this.. I went through a very awkward stage.. Before I started full on bodybuilding I did well with girls, because I was extremely outgoing, had pretty good muscle size but wasnt too big, partied a good amount.... I started to bodybuild, became delusional and think it would get me girls.. I became obsessed with bodybuilding, became a social retard because I was worried about bodybuilding so much and believed in getting fat as fuck during the offseason. I rarely got ass. It turned back around later on living in a house my senior year that always had parties and I stayed much leaner in the offseason. Went to grad school and became a lot more mature with myself, I also would go out and socialize a good amount even if I had only one or two drinks and I utilized social media to get women. I started to get a ton of girls, especially since I really have stood out recently and I wasn't such a typical meathead shithead in real life.
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My body has gotten me this.. I did alright for myself I think
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/421074_4121714808847_1816965050_n.jpg)
I will say this.. I went through a very awkward stage.. Before I started full on bodybuilding I did well with girls, because I was extremely outgoing, had pretty good muscle size but wasnt too big, partied a good amount.... I started to bodybuild, became delusional and think it would get me girls.. I became obsessed with bodybuilding, became a social retard because I was worried about bodybuilding so much and believed in getting fat as fuck during the offseason. I rarely got ass. It turned back around later on living in a house my senior year that always had parties and I stayed much leaner in the offseason. Went to grad school and became a lot more mature with myself, I also would go out and socialize a good amount even if I had only one or two drinks and I utilized social media to get women. I started to get a ton of girls, especially since I really have stood out recently and I wasn't such a typical meathead shithead in real life.
nice girl man, good job :)
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nice girl man, good job :)
thanks bro! The best part of her she actually understands and gets kinda all the weird ass things I do, like posing on stage in a man thong for no money and posting here at getbig :D.
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thanks bro! The best part of her she actually understands and gets kinda all the weird ass things I do, like posing on stage in a man thong for no money and posting here at getbig :D.
Any Glute pics of you Matty?(no homo)
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Any Glute pics of you Matty?(no homo)
My glutes suck.. ham and glutes are my weak spots in getting lean... must diet harder
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/271103_3644151550064_621440562_n.jpg)
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This made me LOL early in the morning. Thanks guys.
I don't know who's trolling who with superiority.
Is it Army of One with the oft-used "show us the glutes" shot, baiting the bodybuilder?
Or is it Matty, who actually posted it?
Clearly, two getbig legends who know their way around the board.
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already prev mentioned but worst thing you can do when you meet a wench is yammer on about bodybuilding. when the subject comes up just shrug your shoulders with a smirk and say as little as possible about it almost even avoid the subject completely and bring attention to something else, like their hair or dateline.
when it comes up again just say you hit the gym sometimes just to stay fit and healthy but thats about it. this advice goes even if you are a freak and its obvious bodybuilding is your life. just dont talk about it. women like mystery, so never divulge intel keep things prompt and always bring up subjects that focus on them even if it creates an elephant in the room.
and talk about things that are actually important and matter in life. i know this is hard for the self absorbed retard bodybuilder but dry spills and droughts are so common this is really is an approach that works.
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My body has gotten me this.. I did alright for myself I think
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/421074_4121714808847_1816965050_n.jpg)
I will say this.. I went through a very awkward stage.. Before I started full on bodybuilding I did well with girls, because I was extremely outgoing, had pretty good muscle size but wasnt too big, partied a good amount.... I started to bodybuild, became delusional and think it would get me girls.. I became obsessed with bodybuilding, became a social retard because I was worried about bodybuilding so much and believed in getting fat as fuck during the offseason. I rarely got ass. It turned back around later on living in a house my senior year that always had parties and I stayed much leaner in the offseason. Went to grad school and became a lot more mature with myself, I also would go out and socialize a good amount even if I had only one or two drinks and I utilized social media to get women. I started to get a ton of girls, especially since I really have stood out recently and I wasn't such a typical meathead shithead in real life.
Your girl is legit hot but there is something going on with your sausage fingers. Gh abuse?
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My body has gotten me this.. I did alright for myself I think
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/421074_4121714808847_1816965050_n.jpg)
I will say this.. I went through a very awkward stage.. Before I started full on bodybuilding I did well with girls, because I was extremely outgoing, had pretty good muscle size but wasnt too big, partied a good amount.... I started to bodybuild, became delusional and think it would get me girls.. I became obsessed with bodybuilding, became a social retard because I was worried about bodybuilding so much and believed in getting fat as fuck during the offseason. I rarely got ass. It turned back around later on living in a house my senior year that always had parties and I stayed much leaner in the offseason. Went to grad school and became a lot more mature with myself, I also would go out and socialize a good amount even if I had only one or two drinks and I utilized social media to get women. I started to get a ton of girls, especially since I really have stood out recently and I wasn't such a typical meathead shithead in real life.
Girls aren't everything. You need at least a Sandow like Samir to make it in life.
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What are you guys so afraid of?
If a girl asked m e if I'm into bodybuilding, i would say i'm not about to get onstage anytime soon, but yeah...I train regularly and it's important to me.
Like i need to lie about who the fuck i am to make a girl like me... Seriously, fuck you if you don't like it.
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Yeah Matty, what gives?
No bronzed thong in memoriam of your last stage battles?
No cleverly concealed (but easily accessible) jar of vaseline and posing oil for the schmoes when they visit in response to the Craigslist ad?
For shame...you are unprepared for the bodybuilding lifestyle.
;D ;D ;D
Kidding aside, you're living the life bro. Good looking lady there. Nice work trading up!
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Yeah Matty, what gives?
No bronzed thong in memoriam of your last stage battles?
No cleverly concealed (but easily accessible) jar of vaseline and posing oil for the schmoes when they visit in response to the Craigslist ad?
For shame...you are unprepared for the bodybuilding lifestyle.
;D ;D ;D
Kidding aside, you're living the life bro. Good looking lady there. Nice work trading up!
You guys are missing what is on the table not in the picture :D. I left her that night and had to go make a visit by the ice machine at our hotel.
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What are you guys so afraid of?
If a girl asked m e if I'm into bodybuilding, i would say i'm not about to get onstage anytime soon, but yeah...I train regularly and it's important to me.
Like i need to lie about who the fuck i am to make a girl like me... Seriously, fuck you if you don't like it.
No one's afraid Groink. We're just trying to maximize outcomes, is all. In the case of women, many here feel quantity IS quality. It's hard to argue against that, but go ahead if you want.
There is ZERO chance that saying you're a bodybuilder nets you more women than not saying it.
Not every woman you meet has to be marriage material. For those women, why not NOT scare them off. It's like refusing to change your lure when fishing because that's all you fish with. Different fish in the lake...change up your lure when needed.
If she's a long-term hookup, she'll find out eventually anyways. Pretty hard to hide all traces of the bodybuilding lifestyle. Women snoop...it's their job. But you don't need to pull back the curtains right away. Let them give you what you need before you unleash the "truth". Also, you may never wish to unleash the truth. She might have friends...keep your options open.
It's just playing the odds, my friend. Different strokes for different folks.
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Here is a pic of my girlfriend, the sexiest babe on Earth. She loves to touch my now puny muscles (I lost all my size in hospital) and I enjoy her hot body everyday, when I want it.
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I don't like to brag but her back is particularly yummy. Just lovely.
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My girl waiting for me to come out of the restroom at the restaurant.
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What are you guys so afraid of?
If a girl asked m e if I'm into bodybuilding, i would say i'm not about to get onstage anytime soon, but yeah...I train regularly and it's important to me.
Like i need to lie about who the fuck i am to make a girl like me... Seriously, fuck you if you don't like it.
afraid of going for months without pussy because women think im a knucklehead waste of life that doesnt think past his next pump. bodybuilding if heavily frowned upon and almost sort of a taboo in the younger generation, this isn't the 80's anymore bud women heavily look down on muscularity. its conform or be cast out.
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women heavily look down on muscularity. its conform or be cast out.
perhaps its the narcistic self obsession that they do not like?
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perhaps its the narcistic self obsession that they do not like?
well even if you dont have that trait they automatically think thats what you're like. the best thing you can do is try to be humble about yourself, even then you still dont have much of a shot. bodybuilding is a lose lose when it comes to female attraction.
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I am not speaking about girls who are twenty something.
Well STFU then , when the kids here ask about what women want/like , I don't think that they have Betty White in mind ::).
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My girl waiting for me to come out of the restroom at the restaurant.
Who took the photo if you were in the restroom?
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Who took the photo if you were in the restroom?
She just handed her camera to the waiter and said "my boyfriend is in the bathroom taking a shit and sucking some guy off, would you mind taking my picture?"
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Well STFU then , when the kids here ask about what women want/like , I don't think that they have Betty White in mind ::).
I'm here and I am not a kid. I also doubt that I am the only senior here. My advice stands. It was what women wanted when I was a kid and it is what women want today. If you don't agree, then too bad for you.
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This huge bodybuilder is an expert on getting the ladies.
&feature=fvwp
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Who took the photo if you were in the restroom?
;D
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This huge bodybuilder is an expert on getting the ladies.
&feature=fvwp
looks good but also sort of beat up, tears etc
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looks good but also sort of beat up, tears etc
Of course he looks good. He's a Pro.
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Of course he looks good. He's a Pro.
dan hill is a pro too
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Yes
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Of course he looks good. He's a Pro.
lots of amateurs look tons better than pros. doesnt mean shyte.
guy looks great actually, guts a little big though..
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just met a friends with his 2 tatoo employess, 2 little whores, he asked me to flash my abs to them, as if they
so yeah, in this particualr case, it was all the abs coupled with my charme.
thats probably what my dog thinks when she rolls over to have her tummy tickled
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afraid of going for months without pussy because women think im a knucklehead waste of life that doesnt think past his next pump. bodybuilding if heavily frowned upon and almost sort of a taboo in the younger generation, this isn't the 80's anymore bud women heavily look down on muscularity. its conform or be cast out.
You gotta stop subdividing stuff.
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You gotta stop subdividing stuff.
Like where? In the backs of cars?
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Like where? In the backs of cars?
or the high school halls ?
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especially in the shopping malls
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You gotta stop subdividing stuff.
Can we hit some stops along the way ?
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Can we hit some stops along the way ?
Sure. First stop has to be Bogota.
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just met a friends with his 2 tatoo employess, 2 little whores, he asked me to flash my abs to them, as if they werent already wet from seeing my face, and so i did, and after that, they ha scratchy pussys, both couldnt sit still anymore.
they said come and hang around in the tatoo shop, i said theres no point today, for i totaly emptied my balls last couple days, but id come soon for the black haired one in particular.
so yeah, in this particualr case, it was all the abs coupled with my charme.
I thought you were an adult. Guess I was wrong.
Just so you know, these words are correctly spelled: tattoo, there's, totally, particular, charm, pussies, employees and couldn't. It is either a friend or friends.
Abs will only get you so far. Some women actually expect a man to have some intelligence.
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I thought you were an adult. Guess I was wrong.
Just so you know, these words are correctly spelled: tattoo, there's, totally, particular, charm, pussies, employees and couldn't. It is either a friend or friends.
Abs will only get you so far. Some women actually expect a man to have some intelligence.
He's Balkan, not American.
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He's Balkan, not American.
Well then, I guess that excuses his poor English skills. It doesn't change the immaturity in his post though.