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Title: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
Guys, I have to switch gyms.  Mine has been overrun by beautiful, bleach blond milfs in their 40's.  They wear those thigh black stretchy pants and all I do is try to figure out what kind of panties they have on by the lines showing.   8)

They all seem to copy each other and stretch by kicking one leg up onto the weight rack, putting their asses right in my face as I attempt some light weight pull overs.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Army of One on December 30, 2012, 07:37:06 PM
Guys, I have to switch gyms.  Mine has been overrun by beautiful, bleach blond milfs in their 40's.  They wear those thigh black stretchy pants and all I do is try to figure out what kind of panties they have on by the lines showing.   8)

They all seem to copy each other and stretch by kicking one leg up onto the weight rack, putting their asses right in my face as I attempt some light weight pull overs.

With your mom I don't need to figure it out.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2012, 07:38:42 PM
With your mom I don't need to figure it out.

haha you jerk


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on December 30, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
only when they look young, so I guess that means no  ???


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: T-rex on December 30, 2012, 07:43:51 PM
Guys, I have to switch gyms.  Mine has been overrun by beautiful, bleach blond milfs in their 40's.  They wear those thigh black stretchy pants and all I do is try to figure out what kind of panties they have on by the lines showing.   8)

They all seem to copy each other and stretch by kicking one leg up onto the weight rack, putting their asses right in my face as I attempt some light weight pull overs.

Sounds like a nightmare ::)


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
No men in thongs in this thread.  You faggots  8)


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on December 30, 2012, 08:00:27 PM
I guess you could say I am into MILFS, I am married to one. But I am 54. ;D


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Schmoff on December 30, 2012, 08:00:40 PM
preggos are better



Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2012, 08:03:06 PM
I guess you could say I am into MILFS, I am married to one. But I am 54. ;D

Post pics   :D


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on December 30, 2012, 08:19:38 PM
Post pics   :D

What would you like? Her fixing me dinner or her riding me like Seabiscuit shortly after dinner. I must admit, she is a damn good looking woman, mostly for her age. I lucked out. Been married 25 years.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
What would you like? Her fixing me dinner or her riding me like Seabiscuit shortly after dinner. I must admit, she is a damn good looking woman, mostly for her age. I lucked out. Been married 25 years.

Keep up the good work sir!  8)


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on December 30, 2012, 08:27:36 PM
Keep up the good work sir!  8)

Thank you very much. I showed her what I posted about her and she said I deserve a blow job tonight for being so sweet. So I must thank you PIP, without you starting this thread I may have went to sleep with a dry dick.   ;D


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: SF1900 on December 30, 2012, 08:47:36 PM
Thank you very much. I showed her what I posted about her and she said I deserve a blow job tonight for being so sweet. So I must thank you PIP, without you starting this thread I may have went to sleep with a dry dick.   ;D

Pics or Im calling BS!


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on December 30, 2012, 08:50:40 PM
Pics or Im calling BS!

You are going to call bullshit on me getting head from a woman I have been with for over 25 years? Really? I am not one of these 16 year old pimple faced virgins that post here. Go ahead and call bullshit if you want, I am heading to bed to collect. Goodnight!


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: SF1900 on December 30, 2012, 08:56:23 PM
You are going to call bullshit on me getting head from a woman I have been with for over 25 years? Really? I am not one of these 16 year old pimple faced virgins that post here. Go ahead and call bullshit if you want, I am heading to bed to collect. Goodnight!

Calm down, you old fuck. I was kidding. I just wanted to see pics  :P :P

Take your geritol. It will make you happy.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 30, 2012, 08:59:08 PM
Yes, as long as their kids stay away from the bedroom


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2012, 09:16:18 PM
Thank you very much. I showed her what I posted about her and she said I deserve a blow job tonight for being so sweet. So I must thank you PIP, without you starting this thread I may have went to sleep with a dry dick.   ;D

haha, good to know I achieved something worthwhile today.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: zodiac on December 30, 2012, 10:05:46 PM
gorgeous..gorgeous


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: mass243 on December 30, 2012, 10:17:07 PM
You are going to call bullshit on me getting head from a woman I have been with for over 25 years? Really? I am not one of these 16 year old pimple faced virgins that post here. Go ahead and call bullshit if you want, I am heading to bed to collect. Goodnight!


Helluva meltdown right there.


 ;D


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: SF1900 on December 30, 2012, 10:18:37 PM

Helluva meltdown right there.


 ;D


haha lol! And I was just joking!


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 30, 2012, 10:24:31 PM
Looking for big tit naturals.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: mass243 on December 30, 2012, 10:42:22 PM

haha lol! And I was just joking!

Hah, yea... "Pics or I call BS" is one of the most classic lines on GetBig, everyone should know it at this point


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: SF1900 on December 30, 2012, 10:43:23 PM
Hah, yea... "Pics or I call BS" is one of the most classic lines on GetBig, everyone should know it at this point

yeah  :-\ :-\ But he got pretty heated. Hope it didnt ruin his night.  :'( :'(


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Euro-monster on December 31, 2012, 08:13:09 AM
I bet his old bitch was snoring as soon as he walked into the bedroom.... ;D


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Henda on December 31, 2012, 08:16:59 AM
gorgeous..gorgeous

Awesome, have always had a thing for the older women slightly craggy faced women


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on December 31, 2012, 08:25:53 AM
I bet his old bitch was snoring as soon as he walked into the bedroom.... ;D

No actually she had a nice sexy outfit on and we had a pretty good time. You gotta have good sexin a marriage for it to last.
And that wa no meltdown, I don't let anything on here get to me, uck it's the Internet guys. Now go get yourself a MILF to fuck on NYE!   ;D


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: bigmikecox on December 31, 2012, 08:32:11 AM
Nothing better than mature chicks! No b.s games, just straight banging


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on December 31, 2012, 08:34:54 AM
Nothing better than mature chicks! No b.s games, just straight banging

Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Natural Man on December 31, 2012, 10:32:17 AM
While in college I used to bartend at a very nice restaurant.  I also tended bar at a beer/shot place, but this story is about the nice restaurant.

Women in their mid-thirties to early forties would hang out at the bar, many of whom were divorced (I never messed around with a married woman.  There is plenty of pussy worth killing for, but none worth dying for). 

One morning, my roommates saw some woman leaving our house at around 6 a.m. on a Sunday.  They run upstairs to my room and say:  "Dude, that was a fucking woman leaving our house in a Jaguar!  That was no college girl.  How old was she?  That girl was old enough to be your Mom."  They were busting my balls, so I just said my famous line while laughing at them:

"You know what they say about older women?  They do more.  And care less."
Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: bigmikecox on December 31, 2012, 10:54:48 AM
Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.

they have had DECADES of experience


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Tito24 on December 31, 2012, 11:27:07 AM
your mom


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: SilverSpoon on December 31, 2012, 12:01:46 PM
Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.

I was a young buck, so at the time, I didn't care.
Then I realized I was wasting my chi, and had let a very sweet Catholic girl down, who apparently loved me.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 31, 2012, 12:14:38 PM
I was a young buck, so at the time, I didn't care.
Then I realized I was wasting my chi, and had let a very sweet Catholic girl down, who apparently loved me.
Chi forces are powerful, the breath/oxygen number one for any living being.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 31, 2012, 12:20:10 PM
While in college I used to bartend at a very nice restaurant.  I also tended bar at a beer/shot place, but this story is about the nice restaurant.

Women in their mid-thirties to early forties would hang out at the bar, many of whom were divorced (I never messed around with a married woman.  There is plenty of pussy worth killing for, but none worth dying for). 

One morning, my roommates saw some woman leaving our house at around 6 a.m. on a Sunday.  They run upstairs to my room and say:  "Dude, that was a fucking woman leaving our house in a Jaguar!  That was no college girl.  How old was she?  That girl was old enough to be your Mom."  They were busting my balls, so I just said my famous line while laughing at them:

"You know what they say about older women?  They do more.  And care less."

Good post friend!  8)


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: NotSure on December 31, 2012, 05:46:32 PM
Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.
HAhahahahahHAHAHAH  Is this what your mommy used to do uberfunk. Sons and daughters....


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Pottsy on December 31, 2012, 06:15:32 PM
Most MILFS love young hard cock they grow old at looking at some old wrinkled dick that can't stand up for long.The MILFS I like are the ones with the massive open hole and giant flaps after a few kids the pussy is never the same .

It just gets massive inside and out.LOVE EM.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Henda on December 31, 2012, 06:43:52 PM
was screwing a semi-hot 38 year old at 18, sort of ruined my sex life for a bit as younger girls never measured up with their immature bullshit. She knew what she wanted and just didnt mess around.id give anytjing to re-live those days.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: TrueBB93 on December 31, 2012, 07:02:29 PM
Gyms are for training, Not looking at/getting with women.



Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Pottsy on December 31, 2012, 07:10:30 PM
Can't train when a block of flaps are open looking at you.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: bradistani on January 01, 2013, 10:27:01 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/20bcc23525e850b7cfac7e17b1931818/tumblr_mfwl9kUrkV1qly9y7o1_1280.jpg)


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on January 01, 2013, 12:29:29 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/20bcc23525e850b7cfac7e17b1931818/tumblr_mfwl9kUrkV1qly9y7o1_1280.jpg)

I just came thank you!


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: tommywishbone on January 01, 2013, 12:58:57 PM
Mom says Happy New Year.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Parker on January 01, 2013, 01:01:20 PM
Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.
obviously in your teens and 20s, you didn't realize, that they were single and or screwing you due to their headgams...


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: gym**rat on January 01, 2013, 01:09:09 PM
obviously in your teens and 20s, you didn't realize, that they were single and or screwing you due to their headgams...

Parker, to be honest, most were actually married. At that age I didn't care about a husband coming after me to kill me.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Parker on January 01, 2013, 01:12:50 PM
Parker, to be honest, most were actually married. At that age I didn't care about a husband coming after me to kill me.
my bad...
My experience was, I didn't realize that these chicas had some serious head issues, which was why they were dealing with young'uns.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 01, 2013, 04:27:40 PM
Mom says Happy New Year.

Pussy worth putting on a pedestal.  ;D

I'll take something like that over five eighteen year old cheerleaders.


Title: Re: Anoyne into milfs?
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 01, 2013, 05:32:22 PM
Agreed.
That chick understands that sex is give/take.  She doesn't think that she's got the only pussy on the planet.  She doesn't think that she is particularly special, but understands that tonight might be special, or it might be just two human beings getting their angst out.

:D

I'd use that line as my signature on here if I could.  ;D