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Title: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: anabolichalo on January 05, 2013, 02:26:11 PM
what would it be


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Shockwave on January 05, 2013, 04:22:50 PM
A Pro-Stock, NASCAR, or LeMans race team.


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: mass243 on January 05, 2013, 04:42:22 PM

Supplement company with signature series named after me.


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 05, 2013, 05:54:06 PM
Is this something you already have knowledge of, or are you saying someone gives you money and you say you want to open a McDonald's or something?


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: B_B_C on January 05, 2013, 06:05:56 PM
if it was for free it would not be a business


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 05, 2013, 08:31:45 PM
free? pharmaceutical of course.


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Dr.J on January 06, 2013, 11:19:57 AM
Strip club


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Shockwave on January 06, 2013, 11:28:57 AM
Strip club
I'm willing to bet that you're black.

Am I correct?


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: B_B_C on January 06, 2013, 01:51:17 PM
I'm willing to bet that you're black.

Am I correct?

and willcater for white johns?


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: WOOO on January 06, 2013, 05:45:36 PM
McDonald's


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Shockwave on January 06, 2013, 08:10:29 PM
McDonald's
Smart.


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: tu_holmes on January 06, 2013, 08:21:44 PM
I'm willing to bet that you're black.

Am I correct?

Oddly, most strip club owners are white.... To be honest, strip clubs run themselves, always earn, and are a mostly cash business... This let's you save a lot of money on taxes... You never claim it all.


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Shockwave on January 06, 2013, 08:44:44 PM
Oddly, most strip club owners are white.... To be honest, strip clubs run themselves, always earn, and are a mostly cash business... This let's you save a lot of money on taxes... You never claim it all.

I know, but most of the people I knew that talked about opening strip clubs were black dudes that imagined themselves banging all the help.


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: tu_holmes on January 06, 2013, 08:53:28 PM
I know, but most of the people I knew that talked about opening strip clubs were black dudes that imagined themselves banging all the help.

You can always bang a few broads in the clubs... The more skeezy of them, but it always ends up biting you in the ass... or in one case of a strip club owner I know... the dick.

Funny story... I was in one of the local clubs just standing around talking to a couple of friends that worked there, when all of a sudden the owner comes STOMPING down the stairs and trying to pull his pants up over his ass.

Yelling and screaming... "THAT BITCH BIT MY DICK!! THAT BITCH BIT MY DICK!!!" and being chased by this girl (who I actually know)

He runs into the dressing room... grabs this girls luggage bag... runs to the front door and throws the bag (which is unzipped and wide open) out into the parking lot.

Her shit flies all over the place and she runs outside topless running around trying to pick up her shit.

He looks at the manager who is a buddy and says to him, that bitch is fired and she NEVER comes back and he storms upstairs.

How do you explain to your boyfriend or husband that you were fired because you were trying to blow the owner and you accidentally bit his dick?


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: JBGRAY on January 06, 2013, 09:22:48 PM
A company that makes egg whites in a carton...and retail for a LOT more than eggs from the supermarket.  It cannot lose!


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: mass243 on January 06, 2013, 10:48:58 PM

Seriously:
Not sure what means "for free" but If sky was the limit, I would found an energy-company. Involved in production and distribution.


Everyone needs energy =>  energy = power

Oy MassGaz Ab Incorporated  :D


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: CalvinH on January 07, 2013, 04:55:47 AM
Strip club


x2 :)


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: anabolichalo on January 07, 2013, 12:44:27 PM
Oddly, most strip club owners are white.... To be honest, strip clubs run themselves, always earn, and are a mostly cash business... This let's you save a lot of money on taxes... You never claim it all.

i thought strip clubs are very difficult to run

a lot of problems



Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: tu_holmes on January 07, 2013, 12:53:38 PM
i thought strip clubs are very difficult to run

a lot of problems



Drama with girls... Easy for everything else... Booze and tits always sell... Pretty much a self thriving business as long as the girls do their jobs.



Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: tbombz on January 07, 2013, 12:59:46 PM
i like the idea of a strip club  ;D maybe strip/club dance club.


but i could do that with the earnings from another, more profitable business.  so id probably go with investment bank, venture capital, or something more along those lines. possibly high end construction/real estate.

although the marijuana industry in colorado and washington is looking like a real nice place for a start up..  ;D


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Dr.J on January 09, 2013, 09:49:47 AM
I'm willing to bet that you're black.

Am I correct?

Nope


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: Shockwave on January 09, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
Nope
Huh. I r suprised.


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: muscularny on January 13, 2013, 03:25:04 PM
a business that tells people how to start a business for free


Title: Re: if you could start up a business for free
Post by: WOOO on January 14, 2013, 04:45:42 PM
a business that tells people how to start a business for free


mind = blown

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