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Title: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: galeniko on January 19, 2013, 08:25:28 AM
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Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2013, 08:27:07 AM
Maybe she mistook you for a possible 50 year old father figure  :-\  ;D ;D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: ukjeff on January 19, 2013, 08:29:26 AM
And then he said "you can look me up under stud."
(http://www.theclaremontblog.com/.a/6a0120a505a937970b015390754033970b-500wi)
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 19, 2013, 08:32:22 AM
it went like that, i seen her in the gym 2 days ago first time, mt friend was giving her "personal training", and whenever i went near them, hed tell me to go away a bit, to not come near.

the guy is smaller and softer than me, i asked him pretending interest, how to train abs i want abs like him(mine are way beter ;D ) and used that oppurtunity to lift the shirt and make the abs seen to her. ;)

yeah, pretty primitive approach i know, but....

the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs.

she goes like"hey how are you", desperately trying to talk to me, so i did.
we talked a bit and she said she really like muscu;lar men, but the muscles have to be natural, like mine ;D ;D

 :D

after bit chitchat, i didnt so the beta male procedure,i asked not for her number, and said i have to go, she can look up my number in the "yellow pages" undr "stud" and then i left.

read and study and learn, you young grasshoppers 8)
awesome mate, keep me updated: we oldwarriors have still much to give to the young generations
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Thick Nick on January 19, 2013, 08:33:06 AM
it went like that, i seen her in the gym 2 days ago first time, mt friend was giving her "personal training", and whenever i went near them, hed tell me to go away a bit, to not come near.

the guy is smaller and softer than me, i asked him pretending interest, how to train abs i want abs like him(mine are way beter ;D ) and used that oppurtunity to lift the shirt and make the abs seen to her. ;)

yeah, pretty primitive approach i know, but....

the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs.

she goes like"hey how are you", desperately trying to talk to me, so i did.
we talked a bit and she said she really like muscu;lar men, but the muscles have to be natural, like mine ;D ;D

 :D

after bit chitchat, i didnt so the beta male procedure,i asked not for her number, and said i have to go, she can look up my number in the "yellow pages" undr "stud" and then i left.

read and study and learn, you young grasshoppers 8)

And then when you left.... her and either a girlfriend, or a smart guy who really might have a chance with her, made fun of you for being a douche nozzle. Hope this helps cause as unlikely as your bobo story is, what happened after you left is a certainty. I LIVED for assbags like you when I was single. You made me getting laid so much easier.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: ukjeff on January 19, 2013, 08:35:22 AM
Here galienko, some new lines for you, then again maybe you already know them all.

1. “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”

2. “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”

3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

4. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”

5. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”

6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”

7. “If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?”

8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”

9. “I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”

10. “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”

11. “Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?”

12. “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”

13. “Get your coat; you've pulled.”

14. “My name is ______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.”

15. “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”

16. “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”

17. “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”

18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

19. “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

20. "You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”

21. “Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.”

22. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”

23. “Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”

24. “Hi. You'll do!”

25. “Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”

26. “I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”

27. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”

28. “Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”

29. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”

30. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.”

31. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.”

32. “Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then? “

33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”

34. “Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”

35. “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!”

36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.”

37. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?”

38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!”

39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.”

40. “Are those things real?”
 
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: anabolichalo on January 19, 2013, 08:36:13 AM
good thing your muscles are natural

what happened to the paraplegic
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: mass243 on January 19, 2013, 08:44:23 AM


HAHHAA, Big Galeniko fuk yea  8) 8) 8)

5/5
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2013, 08:45:40 AM
awesome mate, keep me updated: we oldwarriors have still much to give to the young generations

Old warriors? Galenicko is about 33 or something lol
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: _bruce_ on January 19, 2013, 08:49:54 AM
Do what you have to do.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: che on January 19, 2013, 08:51:30 AM
Here galienko, some new lines for you, then again maybe you already know them all.

1. “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”

2. “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”

3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

4. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”

5. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”

6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”

7. “If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?”

8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”

9. “I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”

10. “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”

11. “Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?”

12. “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”

13. “Get your coat; you've pulled.”

14. “My name is ______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.”

15. “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”

16. “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”

17. “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”

18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

19. “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

20. "You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”

21. “Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.”

22. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”

23. “Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”

24. “Hi. You'll do!”

25. “Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”

26. “I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”

27. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”

28. “Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”

29. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”

30. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.”

31. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.”

32. “Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then? “

33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”

34. “Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”

35. “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!”

36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.”

37. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?”

38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!”

39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.”

40. “Are those things real?”
 

You forgot  ''You remind me of my pinky toe ,you're small ,cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you  on my cofee table tonight ''
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: anabolichalo on January 19, 2013, 08:53:42 AM
ofc getting laid for you was not ever infringed by me, i dont hit up on men

yeah, but i didnt say theyre natural, she did :D

the poaraplegic i havent seen again yet, but thats not forgotten, nono 8)
yeah that's what i'm saying good thing she has a 6th sense for picking up on natural muscles  :D :D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 19, 2013, 08:55:03 AM
Old warriors? Galenicko is about 33 or something lol

i always have the impression that 99% of getbiggers are 17 yo
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 19, 2013, 08:56:24 AM
the day before that, i went to the cardio section to tell hi to a friend who did some spinning course, and next to him was this attractive black haired woman looking at me with galzed eyes, i tell her "hi" she replies "havent we met before?"

i said shed have to lay on her back with spread legs , theni could tell.

her cheecks got all red and it didnt escape my notcie how she resed herself firmer into the bike saddle.

i ended the chat abruptly by saying id chat her up more indepht the next time, for i have to go.

i bet she will now put on some extra mascara and stuff when she goes to the gym, secretly hoping im there.

 8)

some of those ar useful, thanks brother :)
but i look older while feeling younger

lolz @ her adjusting on the saddle
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: haider on January 19, 2013, 09:03:37 AM
girls and sons?
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: chaos on January 19, 2013, 09:04:50 AM
Where's the pic of the wheelchair chick ???
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Red Hook on January 19, 2013, 10:53:04 AM
And then he said "you can look me up under stud."
(http://www.theclaremontblog.com/.a/6a0120a505a937970b015390754033970b-500wi)

lol, and her and all 89,000 of her facebook friends had a good laugh

and then he said: "you must own sneakers, because you kept running through my mind"  ::)
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: 240 is Back on January 19, 2013, 10:57:26 AM
"24. “Hi. You'll do!”"

HAHAHAHHA
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Parker on January 19, 2013, 10:57:58 AM
Where's the pic of the wheelchair chick ???
"They See Me Rolling"

Wheelchair chick, "Ridin' Dirty"
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: anabolichalo on January 19, 2013, 10:59:31 AM
my grand father said

"women are like chickens... when the rooster chases the chickens, the chickens run from him

when the rooster picks the earth for worms, and goes about his business, not paying attention to the chickens


then the chickens chase the rooster"



a man of many wisdoms he was
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on January 19, 2013, 11:00:49 AM
it will be great if she tells your friend who was training her she doesnt need his service anymore because her new BF will train her and he is more experienced with a better body then him ;D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: clownbaby on January 19, 2013, 11:10:44 AM
haha oh brother... galeniko the european twinko...lets get the story straight...after brutally working your abductors and obliques to achieve the bisexual boy band physique you chatted up a youthful white wine drinking socialist..the topic of discussion was how to achieve the ideal lollipop legs and golf ball sized shoulders because you didn't want to scare off the twink population...

you then offered to show this impressionable  justin bieber type lad a new "assisted" hamstring exercise which conveniently places you in striking distance from this youth's exit hole and you insisted that you needed to go to the sauna to properly execute this exercise...

the impressionable kid asked "why do we have to go to the sauna?"

galeniko the european twinko then responded in a premeditated manner, "to loosen up the muscles silly!" and after he had completed his perverted little conquest and stolen another boy's innocence he took cell phone photos of his abs logged onto getbig and said to himself "mission accomplished"
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: TrueBB93 on January 19, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
haha oh brother... galeniko the european twinko...lets get the story straight...after brutally working your abductors and obliques to achieve the bisexual boy band physique you chatted up a youthful white wine drinking socialist..the topic of discussion was how to achieve the ideal lollipop legs and golf ball sized shoulders because you didn't want to scare off the twink population...

you then offered to show this impressionable  justin bieber type lad a new "assisted" hamstring exercise which conveniently places you in striking distance from this youth's exit hole and you insisted that you needed to go to the sauna to properly execute this exercise...

the impressionable kid asked "why do we have to go to the sauna?"

galeniko the european twinko then responded in a premeditated manner, "to loosen up the muscles silly!" and after he had completed his perverted little conquest and stolen another boy's innocence he took cell phone photos of his abs logged onto getbig and said to himself "mission accomplished"

looks like we got another gh15 clown.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: TrueBB93 on January 19, 2013, 11:18:33 AM
before i talk any further to you, we must establish whether that reneck fatso with pigface in your avatar is you.

is that walking abortion you?
\

LOL!
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2013, 11:20:40 AM
so what's this hot girl look like?
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: anabolichalo on January 19, 2013, 11:26:06 AM
if that's a twink you must be ronnie coleman the second
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Red Hook on January 19, 2013, 11:30:53 AM
Quote from: galeniko link=topic=4 ::)55334.msg6557327#msg6557327 date=1358623459
elite serbian genetics, age 30,looks 25, blonde, 170cm tall, below average bodyfat, above average muscularity.

good face.

a stud like you didn't get a pic?  ::)
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Thick Nick on January 19, 2013, 11:31:08 AM
ofc getting laid for you was not ever infringed by me, i dont hit up on men

yeah, but i didnt say theyre natural, she did :D

the poaraplegic i havent seen again yet, but thats not forgotten, nono 8)

Weak... on the lines of I know you are but what am I. About the same level as your game.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 19, 2013, 11:38:51 AM
did you reveal to this woman that you are the legendary Galeniko from Getbig.com ?
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Jon Harridan on January 19, 2013, 11:41:07 AM
Here galienko, some new lines for you, then again maybe you already know them all.

1. “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”

2. “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”

3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

4. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”

5. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”

6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”

7. “If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?”

8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”

9. “I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”

10. “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”

11. “Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?”

12. “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”

13. “Get your coat; you've pulled.”

14. “My name is ______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.”

15. “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”

16. “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”

17. “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”

18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

19. “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

20. "You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”

21. “Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.”

22. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”

23. “Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”

24. “Hi. You'll do!”

25. “Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”

26. “I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”

27. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”

28. “Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”

29. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”

30. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.”

31. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.”

32. “Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then? “

33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”

34. “Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”

35. “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!”

36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.”

37. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?”

38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!”

39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.”

40. “Are those things real?”
 

Thanks for the pickup lines.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: clownbaby on January 19, 2013, 11:41:58 AM
before i talk any further to you, we must establish whether that reneck fatso with pigface in your avatar is you.

is that walking abortion you?

twinkis minimis...

first off that is a great man known as ron shirley of lizard lick towing...

secondly, ron did not establish this board to allow twinks to run rampant with no fear of repercussions
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2013, 11:53:52 AM
You forgot  ''You remind me of my pinky toe ,you're small ,cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you  on my cofee table tonight ''

 :D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 19, 2013, 12:06:27 PM
my grand father said

"women are like chickens... when the rooster chases the chickens, the chickens run from him

when the rooster picks the earth for worms, and goes about his business, not paying attention to the chickens


then the chickens chase the rooster"



a man of many wisdoms he was
Has always been my philosophy and it always works!
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: anabolichalo on January 19, 2013, 12:08:54 PM
Has always been my philosophy and it always works!
nasser also said you always lose money by chasing bitches but you never lose bitches by chasing money
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Howard on January 19, 2013, 02:47:24 PM
And then when you left.... her and either a girlfriend, or a smart guy who really might have a chance with her, made fun of you for being a douche nozzle. Hope this helps cause as unlikely as your bobo story is, what happened after you left is a certainty. I LIVED for assbags like you when I was single. You made me getting laid so much easier.

LOL, not sure how this thread poster made out, but I know plenty of delusional guys in the gym , hitting on pretty woman.
One guy, I called Monkey Pants Man  wore these faded  1980's "harem pants" to work out.
I was standing by the locker room dooors getting a drink of water and he was beside me.
A couple of pretty babes emerged from the ladies locker room. He quickly positioned himself so they had to see him or run into him .
he chatted them up a bit and they smiled and moved on. As they walked off, he had his back to them , looking at me with a big, smug smile.
The girls were giggling and I saw one mouth , "OMG!"to her friend  and make a finger gagging motion with her hand in her mouth.
I smiled , brieflyshook my head , patted him on his shoulder and said; " You sure know how to get the ladies, don't ya ."
He walked back to training with a spring in his step, CLUELESS to the females reality. ;)
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 05:18:18 PM
  :D   Good job Galeniko     you stud
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Borracho on January 19, 2013, 05:42:27 PM
Looks like the NAAFA has informed it's members of Galeniko's existence.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 19, 2013, 05:58:12 PM
so what's this hot girl look like?

Getbig's resident perverted, lonely old man looking for some spank material of women half his age.

Safe to say she's out of your league, desperate.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Thick Nick on January 19, 2013, 11:26:16 PM
LOL, not sure how this thread poster made out, but I know plenty of delusional guys in the gym , hitting on pretty woman.
One guy, I called Monkey Pants Man  wore these faded  1980's "harem pants" to work out.
I was standing by the locker room dooors getting a drink of water and he was beside me.
A couple of pretty babes emerged from the ladies locker room. He quickly positioned himself so they had to see him or run into him .
he chatted them up a bit and they smiled and moved on. As they walked off, he had his back to them , looking at me with a big, smug smile.
The girls were giggling and I saw one mouth , "OMG!"to her friend  and make a finger gagging motion with her hand in her mouth.
I smiled , brieflyshook my head , patted him on his shoulder and said; " You sure know how to get the ladies, don't ya ."
He walked back to training with a spring in his step, CLUELESS to the females reality. ;)

Yup. This galenko guy is the guy everyone makes fun of behind his back... But he cluelessly walks around flexing and stuff and thinks he's cool. Lolz @ all of those jokers. In south Philly he'd get the shit beat out of him in a gym for walking around like that... possibly by the girl. Good laugh though.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: OTHstrong on January 19, 2013, 11:45:48 PM
twinkis minimis...

first off that is a great man known as ron shirley of lizard lick towing...

secondly, ron did not establish this board to allow twinks to run rampant with no fear of repercussions
OK FUCK FACE let's see your physique then, if not SHUT THE FUCK UP  :-*  bitch
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Dr.J on January 20, 2013, 12:32:51 AM
Any progress Galeniko?
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 20, 2013, 12:53:00 AM
Maybe she mistook you for a possible 50 year old father figure  :-\  ;D ;D

hahahaha!

this
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: cephissus on January 20, 2013, 02:46:01 AM
it went like that, i seen her in the gym 2 days ago first time, mt friend was giving her "personal training", and whenever i went near them, hed tell me to go away a bit, to not come near.

the guy is smaller and softer than me, i asked him pretending interest, how to train abs i want abs like him(mine are way beter ;D ) and used that oppurtunity to lift the shirt and make the abs seen to her. ;)

yeah, pretty primitive approach i know, but....

the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs.

she goes like"hey how are you", desperately trying to talk to me, so i did.
we talked a bit and she said she really like muscu;lar men, but the muscles have to be natural, like mine
;D ;D

 :D

after bit chitchat, i didnt so the beta male procedure,i asked not for her number, and said i have to go, she can look up my number in the "yellow pages" undr "stud" and then i left.

read and study and learn, you young grasshoppers 8)

i'm nearly in tears reading this

great post
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Donny on January 20, 2013, 03:13:27 AM
before i talk any further to you, we must establish whether that reneck fatso with pigface in your avatar is you.

is that walking abortion you?
x2...   ;D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2013, 03:16:10 AM
the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs.

(http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=67264,filename=ThatsGay.png)
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Figo on January 20, 2013, 09:04:48 AM
Old warriors? Galenicko is about 33 or something lol

In his 33 yrs he has accumulated much wisdom

And pussy
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: BigCyp on January 20, 2013, 02:48:05 PM
Galineko living out many getbiggers masturbations in this thread
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: ukjeff on January 20, 2013, 02:57:08 PM
Quote
OK FUCK FACE let's see your physique then, if not SHUT THE FUCK UP    bitch
Serotonin is your friend.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: arce1988 on January 20, 2013, 03:05:43 PM
  Galeniko is a good man
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: _bruce_ on January 21, 2013, 04:16:04 AM
How is this old G-fart we're speaking of?  :D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 21, 2013, 04:54:20 AM
I am a believer


::)
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: elpuerco on January 26, 2013, 11:21:37 PM
How old are you?!? I dont think I've heard anyone say yellow pages since I played Streets of Rage

it went like that, i seen her in the gym 2 days ago first time, mt friend was giving her "personal training", and whenever i went near them, hed tell me to go away a bit, to not come near.

the guy is smaller and softer than me, i asked him pretending interest, how to train abs i want abs like him(mine are way beter ;D ) and used that oppurtunity to lift the shirt and make the abs seen to her. ;)

yeah, pretty primitive approach i know, but....

the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs.

she goes like"hey how are you", desperately trying to talk to me, so i did.
we talked a bit and she said she really like muscu;lar men, but the muscles have to be natural, like mine ;D ;D

 :D

after bit chitchat, i didnt so the beta male procedure,i asked not for her number, and said i have to go, she can look up my number in the "yellow pages" undr "stud" and then i left.

read and study and learn, you young grasshoppers 8)
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 29, 2013, 05:38:33 AM
Any progress Galeniko?

any updates?
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 29, 2013, 05:45:04 AM
nah, havent been back to that gym yet, only go there on weekends.

shes not forgotten, nor am i :D

is on the "to do list" 8)

like all the other gbers with no life i need to be updated frequently
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: dj181 on January 29, 2013, 05:54:34 AM
just curious man, do ever get hit on by fags?
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 29, 2013, 06:13:58 AM
yes, by many.i take it with humour, they have hot female friends at times, and makes you appear liberal.case in point, a girl im having sex relation now is surrounded by fags.

the tranies are real agressive,though :-X

you know hamdi, he lives here in this city too, and his very baseline tactic is to go clubbing in gay clubs, theres usualy the hottest women there, who dont want be approached by random idiots in hetero places,or just be left alone when out, he has good success rate, but i wouldnt go that far.

possible hamdi just likes the gays
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: dj181 on January 29, 2013, 06:23:43 AM
yes, by many.i take it with humour, they have hot female friends at times, and makes you appear liberal.case in point, a girl im having sex relation now is surrounded by fags.

the tranies are real agressive,though :-X

you know hamdi, he lives here in this city too, and his very baseline tactic is to go clubbing in gay clubs, theres usualy the hottest women there, who dont want be approached by random idiots in hetero places,or just be left alone when out, he has good success rate, but i wouldnt go that far.

that's a good strategy by the man hamdi

my x-wifey and i went to the gay clubs a couple of times coz she liked it when the gays tried to mack up on me, and i had one dude approach me there and i told him "sorry man, but i'm straight" so he looked down at his cock and said "well so am i" lol

i gotta admit that was a damn good line ;D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: anabolichalo on January 29, 2013, 09:47:51 AM
yes, by many.i take it with humour, they have hot female friends at times, and makes you appear liberal.case in point, a girl im having sex relation now is surrounded by fags.

the tranies are real agressive,though :-X

you know hamdi, he lives here in this city too, and his very baseline tactic is to go clubbing in gay clubs, theres usualy the hottest women there, who dont want be approached by random idiots in hetero places,or just be left alone when out, he has good success rate, but i wouldnt go that far.
one time i met a cuban whore in the street who was heading to a lesbian/gay party with her female friend

the cuban whore was straight, her friend lesbian

they dragged me in this place they were going, i didnt really want to but i did want to have sex with the cuban whore

so i went along

inside there was a nice girl who was straight and she really tried to get with me when cuban whore was in toilet

because i was pretty much the only straight guy in the place i stood out more i guess

i respectfully rejected her since cuban whore seemed more guaranteed sex for the night
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: cephissus on January 29, 2013, 05:59:44 PM
now last night came along some woman, haha, walked past, and asked with handsign whether were still open.i let her in, and quickly realized its a tranny.pretty good looking however.then the tranny pulled this one, asked if can go to toilet, went there and then called me saying theres no toilet paper.i knew there was, and i knew whats coming.
so i went there and she asked me with manly voice if she can suck my dick and if id like to do her anally.

now i'm not usually the suspicious type but...  :-\


 :D

Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Nirvana on January 29, 2013, 06:13:48 PM
I saw this really hot chick at the gym today.  I didn't say shit to her, she didn't say anything back.  Now here I am.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Hulkotron on January 29, 2013, 06:15:45 PM
I saw this really hot chick at the gym today.  I didn't say shit to her, she didn't say anything back.  Now here I am.

I appreciate your honesty bro.
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: cephissus on January 29, 2013, 06:22:32 PM
I saw this really hot chick at the gym today.  I didn't say shit to her, she didn't say anything back.  Now here I am.

haha i wonder if this is a good uk/thick nick impersonation?
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Schmoff on January 29, 2013, 06:23:32 PM
I saw this really hot chick at the gym today.  I didn't say shit to her, she didn't say anything back.  Now here I am.

happens every time to me

Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Spidey on January 29, 2013, 11:28:47 PM
I saw this really hot chick at the gym today.  I didn't say shit to her, she didn't say anything back.  Now here I am.

i just laughed my ass off reading this  :D
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: anabolichalo on January 31, 2013, 12:18:38 PM
these sex adventures are sometimes so odd that looking back you wonder did all of this really happen and can it ever happen again. then when it happens again it's odd it's like some matrix type stuff



like when women resist from cuming in their mouth the last second and you sort of struggle with them then blast all over their face, hair and shirt

then they go out in broad daylight with dried up cum all over them, seemingly unaware of it all

you wonder how it is even real life
Title: Re: i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday
Post by: Jon Harridan on February 03, 2013, 05:43:56 PM
happens every time to me



 :D