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Title: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: Radical Plato on January 24, 2013, 12:51:36 PM
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Gregory Bruni was recently held at gunpoint by a Fort Myers, Fla. homeowner whose house Bruni allegedly tried to rob while naked.

The naked Bruni allegedly broke in to steal a television, but was immediately caught by the unidentified residents.

The homeowner's wife shot at Bruni three times with a .38 revolver, but missed. Her husband then held Bruni at gunpoint with a 12-gauge shotgun and called the police.

Unfortunately, before police could arrive, Bruni reportedly masturbated and defecated in the home.

In his 911 call, the husband said: “He dropped off my roof and run right in my house. He’s laying on my floor. He run in my f*cking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up... Lay down, motherf*cker, lay down."

Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and is facing two charges of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting without violence.

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Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: Benny B on January 24, 2013, 12:53:28 PM
Which getbigger is this?

Gregory Bruni was recently held at gunpoint by a Fort Myers, Fla. homeowner whose house Bruni allegedly tried to rob while naked.

The naked Bruni allegedly broke in to steal a television, but was immediately caught by the unidentified residents.

The homeowner's wife shot at Bruni three times with a .38 revolver, but missed. Her husband then held Bruni at gunpoint with a 12-gauge shotgun and called the police.

Unfortunately, before police could arrive, Bruni reportedly masturbated and defecated in the home.

In his 911 call, the husband said: “He dropped off my roof and run right in my house. He’s laying on my floor. He run in my f*cking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up... Lay down, motherf*cker, lay down."

Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and is facing two charges of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting without violence.

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Could be PEABRAIN, provided someone gave him the bus fare to get to Florida.
Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: 240 is Back on January 24, 2013, 12:54:11 PM
only in forida
Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: Jon Harridan on January 24, 2013, 12:56:29 PM
Haha, 'bigmc' running amok and getting in the news, I see!
Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 24, 2013, 01:01:41 PM
Could be PEABRAIN, provided someone gave him the bus fare to get to Florida.

Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: Benny B on January 24, 2013, 01:04:28 PM

GET A JOB!  >:(

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Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: funk51 on January 24, 2013, 01:06:29 PM
Which getbigger is this?

Gregory Bruni was recently held at gunpoint by a Fort Myers, Fla. homeowner whose house Bruni allegedly tried to rob while naked.

The naked Bruni allegedly broke in to steal a television, but was immediately caught by the unidentified residents.

The homeowner's wife shot at Bruni three times with a .38 revolver, but missed. Her husband then held Bruni at gunpoint with a 12-gauge shotgun and called the police.

Unfortunately, before police could arrive, Bruni reportedly masturbated and defecated in the home.

In his 911 call, the husband said: “He dropped off my roof and run right in my house. He’s laying on my floor. He run in my f*cking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up... Lay down, motherf*cker, lay down."

Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and is facing two charges of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting without violence.

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Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: snx on January 24, 2013, 03:04:25 PM
Bring out the gimp.

Title: Re: Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House
Post by: Rami on January 24, 2013, 03:07:22 PM
Should have got a camera and tell him it was live streaming to youtube. Maybe he would think it would be awkward, and stop.