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Title: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2013, 08:12:31 AM
Over the weekend I went on PoF and messaged the following to some pretty good looking women.

"You are exactly what I am looking for.  I have always been attracted to transvestites.  It is amazing how you are able to look like a women yet still maintain your manly features. Is your transformation to being a women almost complete as I can tell you are still in the process by your photos"


Most bitches told me to fuck off.  A couple sent me ??  a couple wanted to know more about me.

HAHAHA
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: hipolito mejia on February 19, 2013, 08:19:47 AM
Nice.   LOL
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Archer77 on February 19, 2013, 08:32:10 AM
Pure gold, brother. 
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Post by: Krankenstein on February 19, 2013, 08:47:29 AM
Thats phenomenal!
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Post by: Hulkotron on February 19, 2013, 08:53:18 AM
Great work EDB.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: BigCyp on February 19, 2013, 09:00:07 AM
Hahahaha did W8M8 get back to you yet?
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2013, 09:23:25 AM
Hahahaha did W8M8 get back to you yet?

I probably had these bitches who thought they were hot crying over their PCs wondering how manly they looked in their profile photos.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: gym**rat on February 19, 2013, 09:36:12 AM
You are my hero! I love fucking with people like that. Phone solicitors, the lotion people at the mall, you name it. Especially wrong numbers. I see how long I can keep them on the phone until I confess to a murder. About a 1/4 stay on the line and want to hear about it.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Rudee on February 19, 2013, 09:41:24 AM
Far too many delusional idiots on POF who think that just because they walk their dog for 20 minutes in the evening and attend a yoga class once every two weeks, that it somehow means they have an 'Athletic Bodytype', when you can tell by looking at their pictures they by no means anything close to being in good 'athletic' shape.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: _bruce_ on February 19, 2013, 09:56:06 AM
Far too many delusional idiots on POF who think that just because they walk their dog for 20 minutes in the evening and attend a yoga class once every two weeks, that it somehow means they have an 'Athletic Bodytype', when you can tell by looking at their pictures they by no means anything close to being in good 'athletic' shape.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2013, 09:56:31 AM
You are my hero! I love fucking with people like that. Phone solicitors, the lotion people at the mall, you name it. Especially wrong numbers. I see how long I can keep them on the phone until I confess to a murder. About a 1/4 stay on the line and want to hear about it.

I do this to Jehova Witnesses when they knock on my door and ask me if I believe in God.  I tell them that God is dead and the Devil rules the world and look at them with a crazy eye. Then start yelling "The Devil, The Devil. They Devil, AHAHAHAH"

 they never come back again
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Tito24 on February 19, 2013, 10:01:57 AM
great post
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: jodsy on February 19, 2013, 10:05:27 AM
did they ask if you trained?
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Krankenstein on February 19, 2013, 10:34:48 AM
You are my hero! I love fucking with people like that. Phone solicitors, the lotion people at the mall, you name it. Especially wrong numbers. I see how long I can keep them on the phone until I confess to a murder. About a 1/4 stay on the line and want to hear about it.

Get them talking...then yell out "HOLY SHIT" and say that you just saw your neighbor come out with a shotgun and blow his own head off.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2013, 10:37:38 AM
did they ask if you trained?

They replied  "but do you train"
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Hulkotron on February 19, 2013, 10:39:00 AM
In my first email I usually ask who their favorite bodybuilder is.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2013, 10:41:56 AM
I think the majority of the ones with hot pics are fakes.  Hot women don't need Pof.  They can meet sugar daddys all day in their real life.  Most of probably fat gays looking to score some shirtless pics
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Hulkotron on February 19, 2013, 10:43:35 AM
I estimate I have about a 1-in-10 response rate from the really hot chicks on POF.  I'm no adonis but I'm not bad looking either.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: cephissus on February 19, 2013, 11:03:20 AM
I think the majority of the ones with hot pics are fakes.  Hot women don't need Pof.  They can meet sugar daddys all day in their real life.  Most of probably fat gays looking to score some shirtless pics

i dunno man, the longer i'm on these sites, the more i believe in the hot profiles.  there are so many that are obviously fake, that the i tend to give the borderline ones the benefit of the doubt these days.  then again, could just be getting more and more delusional.

as for the topic, i've asked many if they even lift.

was chatting with a hot yugoslavian chick a while back, can't believe i forgot to ask her if she knew the beautiful man with glasses.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Hulkotron on February 19, 2013, 11:04:16 AM
I would personally not date a woman who could not correctly name Nasser's top 3 showings.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: gym**rat on February 19, 2013, 11:55:33 AM
I do this to Jehova Witnesses when they knock on my door and ask me if I believe in God.  I tell them that God is dead and the Devil rules the world and look at them with a crazy eye. Then start yelling "The Devil, The Devil. They Devil, AHAHAHAH"

 they never come back again

We must be fucking twins. I use the line "I am Satan's helper, come join me my friends." My wife instantly takes off out of the living room when she shes them at the door. She knows what is coming next.
Title: Re: Some PoF Hillarity
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 19, 2013, 11:59:13 AM
We must be fucking twins. I use the line "I am Satan's helper, come join me my friends." My wife instantly takes off out of the living room when she shes them at the door. She knows what is coming next.

 :D