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Title: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 01, 2013, 01:36:10 AM
Currently drunk

Long story short:
- Banged girl two weeks ago on both weekend nights..knew her for a few years dated a kid I knew
- Had amazing chemistry I felt and was one of the coolest chicks I've ever hung out with, talked for hours even both mornings after.. Hell I even met her mom that weekend lol. She complimented me on my amazing sexual skills like a true getbigger.
- Texted back and forth a bit, but she seemed a bit off  i guess
- She is a clear retard at texting
- We were suppose to hang out Friday (today I guess)
- Tonight I saw her out at the bar...  I made an ass out of myself, looked like a creeper and said lots of stupid things. I was really fucked up. She clearly was not pleased one bit.

How do I approach this, since most of my life I don't usually fuck up with girls bad.. I actually really really like this girl. She knows I am not much a drinker anyways. It pisses me off because for the last 3-4 years I have been on a roll with bitches, except when I was dating my ex gf, and thought I had perfected the game but clearly have fucked this one up because I actually like the girl probably way more than I should.

Do I respond with:
Hey, I just wanted to say sorry about last night I was completely hammered and just know I made an ass out of myself to you lol. Listen, I am just gonna be honest and would like to still go play with puppies with you and take you out to dinner as an apology if nothing else, if not I understand.

or:
don't say anything and fuck a fitness broad at the arnold expo this weekend

or:
insert sauve getbig post 



truth is im a beta bitch and should just move on because she is most likely a crazy whore(serious), but its ok because I am on a  rebound with my ex so all this makes logical sense to me. I've been with a lot of girls before(approaching 40), so I am starting to realize how this may feel for the whores I beat off with a stick and want nothing to do with anymore and they probably feel like complete shit

This post will destroy my getbig rep but I am still drunk so I am accepting it.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: WillGrant on March 01, 2013, 01:44:51 AM
This

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Hey, I just wanted to say sorry about last night I was completely hammered and just know I made an ass out of myself to you lol. Listen, I am just gonna be honest and would like to still go play with puppies with you and take you out to dinner as an apology if nothing else, if not I understand.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2013, 01:48:05 AM
pretend it never happened.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 01, 2013, 01:52:05 AM
Kick her in the face.that will learn here


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: WillGrant on March 01, 2013, 01:54:07 AM
Kick her in the face.that will learn here
;D


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 01, 2013, 01:55:04 AM
dont let your mind dwell on her. bang someone else. thank me later.

Currently drunk

Long story short:
- Banged girl two weeks ago on both weekend nights..knew her for a few years dated a kid I knew
- Had amazing chemistry I felt and was one of the coolest chicks I've ever hung out with, talked for hours even both mornings after.. Hell I even met her mom that weekend lol. She complimented me on my amazing sexual skills like a true getbigger.
- Texted back and forth a bit, but she seemed a bit off  i guess
- She is a clear retard at texting
- We were suppose to hang out Friday (today I guess)
- Tonight I saw her out at the bar...  I made an ass out of myself, looked like a creeper and said lots of stupid things. I was really fucked up. She clearly was not pleased one bit.

How do I approach this, since most of my life I don't usually fuck up with girls bad.. I actually really really like this girl. She knows I am not much a drinker anyways. It pisses me off because for the last 3-4 years I have been on a roll with bitches, except when I was dating my ex gf, and thought I had perfected the game but clearly have fucked this one up because I actually like the girl probably way more than I should.

Do I respond with:
Hey, I just wanted to say sorry about last night I was completely hammered and just know I made an ass out of myself to you lol. Listen, I am just gonna be honest and would like to still go play with puppies with you and take you out to dinner as an apology if nothing else, if not I understand.

or:
don't say anything and fuck a fitness broad at the arnold expo this weekend

or:
insert sauve getbig post 



truth is im a beta bitch and should just move on because she is most likely a crazy whore(serious), but its ok because I am on a  rebound with my ex so all this makes logical sense to me. I've been with a lot of girls before(approaching 40), so I am starting to realize how this may feel for the whores I beat off with a stick and want nothing to do with anymore and they probably feel like complete shit

This post will destroy my getbig rep but I am still drunk so I am accepting it.



Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 01, 2013, 01:55:49 AM
answer would be different if she was not a crazy whore (serious).


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 01, 2013, 01:59:13 AM
Tell her you killed your evil twin brother after the stupid prank he played on both of you.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 01, 2013, 02:02:47 AM
LOL all quality responses. Fuark its 5 am here and I am wide awake. I might go train arms at my gym now.

I probably couldn't pretend it never happened.. She usually is the hammered one, but tonight she was pretty sober so i definitely cockblocked myself for now.

As a rebound I got a girls number from facebook chat tonight just in case this fails miserably and i have another back up.

answer would be different if she was not a crazy whore (serious).
This was actually the plan initially. She is clearly not girlfriend material to me anyways(despite being extremely pretty and cool), and I would say I am definitely still on the rebound from my ex sadly, even after hooking up with a few girls. So I probably put too much stock into her with no reason to.

Lets put it this way, the first night I ever met her three years ago she tried to give me her number in front of her boyfriend(who she dated for 3 years after this) at a party, who I was kind of acquaintances with lol. Lots of drama erupted then, but it was New Years so it all worked out. I actually shook his hand last weekend out, little did he know i was banging his ex.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 01, 2013, 02:07:17 AM
not worth reaching out to her, but i can see that you're probably going to... 











any chick worth a damn won't make you feel like a fool. 



Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 01, 2013, 02:11:18 AM
not worth reaching out to her, but i can see that you're probably going to... 




any chick worth a damn won't make you feel like a fool. 


U r wise, I should definitely listen to you.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Parker on March 01, 2013, 02:16:51 AM
dont let your mind dwell on her. bang someone else. thank me later.

This to infinity and beyond.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 01, 2013, 02:19:48 AM
This to infinity and beyond.
You know this is the SAME shit i'd be telling anyone else in this situation. Christ, I never take my own advice I give to people. Thank you wise GB members.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Papper on March 01, 2013, 02:25:00 AM
"and thought I had perfected the game but clearly have fucked this one up because I actually like the girl probably way more than I should. "

here is your answer in your own question.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Method101 on March 01, 2013, 02:49:53 AM
If you apologise it will be seen as weakness/fear and make things worse, I know from experience. The first option sounds like something you would say to a wife...

But you shouldn't let your dick control your mind like this, she isn't woth it. Get some fucking hobbies and wank off every other day


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Army of One on March 01, 2013, 03:05:04 AM

But you shouldn't let your dick control your mind like this, she isn't woth it. Get some fucking hobbies and wank off every other day

This, as much fun as running around having 3 bitches on the go etc sounds it soon wears you out quick as it takes up all your time/ saps you of life.Take a few weeks off trying to bone everything in sight, catch up on some hobbies,read/watch some good movies/TV shows etc, whatever relaxes you.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Tapeworm on March 01, 2013, 03:06:01 AM
not worth reaching out to her, but i can see that you're probably going to... 











any chick worth a damn won't make you feel like a fool. 



Yes. 

You didn't say exactly how drunk you were or how much like an ass you behaved or if you were at fault for breaking a planned date but if she was being unjustifiably cunty with you in public then she's banned from the cock.  As you present the facts, she owes you an apology.

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Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Nomad on March 01, 2013, 03:08:43 AM
well since you were just and ass and not a real creep you are doing fine


relax brah, youre still in it.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: cephissus on March 01, 2013, 03:27:26 AM
haha quality drunk post matty

you'll be fine by morning, im sure


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: WOOO on March 01, 2013, 03:32:11 AM
Currently drunk

Long story short:
- Banged girl two weeks ago on both weekend nights..knew her for a few years dated a kid I knew
- Had amazing chemistry I felt and was one of the coolest chicks I've ever hung out with, talked for hours even both mornings after.. Hell I even met her mom that weekend lol. She complimented me on my amazing sexual skills like a true getbigger.
- Texted back and forth a bit, but she seemed a bit off  i guess
- She is a clear retard at texting
- We were suppose to hang out Friday (today I guess)
- Tonight I saw her out at the bar...  I made an ass out of myself, looked like a creeper and said lots of stupid things. I was really fucked up. She clearly was not pleased one bit.

How do I approach this, since most of my life I don't usually fuck up with girls bad.. I actually really really like this girl. She knows I am not much a drinker anyways. It pisses me off because for the last 3-4 years I have been on a roll with bitches, except when I was dating my ex gf, and thought I had perfected the game but clearly have fucked this one up because I actually like the girl probably way more than I should.

Do I respond with:
Hey, I just wanted to say sorry about last night I was completely hammered and just know I made an ass out of myself to you lol. Listen, I am just gonna be honest and would like to still go play with puppies with you and take you out to dinner as an apology if nothing else, if not I understand.

or:
don't say anything and fuck a fitness broad at the arnold expo this weekend

or:
insert sauve getbig post 



truth is im a beta bitch and should just move on because she is most likely a crazy whore(serious), but its ok because I am on a  rebound with my ex so all this makes logical sense to me. I've been with a lot of girls before(approaching 40), so I am starting to realize how this may feel for the whores I beat off with a stick and want nothing to do with anymore and they probably feel like complete shit

This post will destroy my getbig rep but I am still drunk so I am accepting it.




you need to find a nice young version of elton john and settle down with some adopted children



Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 01, 2013, 03:43:39 AM
You'll need Advil more than you'll need that girl in about an hour.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Radical Plato on March 01, 2013, 04:06:15 AM
You are suffering from a case of CUN+STRUCK!  This will not end well for you.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: BIG ACH on March 01, 2013, 04:57:06 AM

Hey, I just wanted to say sorry about last night I was completely hammered and just know I made an ass out of myself to you lol. Listen, I am just gonna be honest and would like to still go play with puppies with you and take you out to dinner as an apology if nothing else. if not I understand.


Remove that last part, other than that, thats good


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: CalvinH on March 01, 2013, 05:09:34 AM
Two words.....more vodka.......then try again :)


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: True on March 01, 2013, 05:13:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclcGxMyDYk

I envy you americans and how you dont have to put in nearly as much work to get with women as in Europe. Maybe I should reconsider moving my ass to the US to finish my Masters there after all, just so I can fuck A LOT more! ;D


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: D.O.U.P on March 01, 2013, 05:21:21 AM
Pal,

STOP CALLING HER. STOP TEXTING HER AND BE BARLEY POLITE THE NEXT TIME YA SEE HER.

Your Welcome,

D.O.U.P


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Grape Ape on March 01, 2013, 05:28:16 AM
You yourself said she's not GF material, so why sweat it?   If it bugs you, apologize, then relax.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 01, 2013, 05:42:36 AM
The more I sober up the more I realize 2 things:
1. I need to stop being a whiney bitch, every time I do this I fail miserably..This would never happen on high dose tren like gh15 style
2. Fuck this whore. As I replay the night in my head, sure I made somewhat of an ass out of myself, but she was being a bitch now that I think of it. Fuck her.

No apologies will be had and I am off to train before I really start to get hung over as fuck. Time to post an obnoxious amount of pics with fitness sluts this weekend  at the Arnold to make girls feel bad about themselves.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: WOOO on March 01, 2013, 07:07:34 AM
The more I sober up the more I realize 2 things:
1. I need to stop being a whiney bitch, every time I do this I fail miserably..This would never happen on high dose tren like gh15 style
2. Fuck this whore. As I replay the night in my head, sure I made somewhat of an ass out of myself, but she was being a bitch now that I think of it. Fuck her.

No apologies will be had and I am off to train before I really start to get hung over as fuck. Time to post an obnoxious amount of pics with fitness sluts this weekend  at the Arnold to make girls feel bad about themselves.

Good plan.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 01, 2013, 10:50:22 AM
She apologized to me for being a drunk bitch lol


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: bigmc on March 01, 2013, 10:52:15 AM
Pal,

STOP CALLING HER. STOP TEXTING HER AND BE BARLEY POLITE THE NEXT TIME YA SEE HER.

Your Welcome,

D.O.U.P

this

if you act like you dont give a fuck she will start chasing you


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: bigmc on March 01, 2013, 10:52:54 AM
She apologized to me for being a drunk bitch lol

you have the power now dont fuck it up and give it back


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 01, 2013, 10:54:29 AM
I ALWAYS listen to Mensa Bob when it comes to dating and relationship-tips!


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Henda on March 01, 2013, 10:59:40 AM
Its being on the rebound making you feel more for her than you otherwise would.
Be glad you fucked her and move on to the next easy lay. Enjoy the single life for now you may be sad when it ends mate.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: JediTerminator on March 01, 2013, 11:08:04 AM
Its being on the rebound making you feel more for her than you otherwise would.
Be glad you fucked her and move on to the next easy lay. Enjoy the single life for now you may be sad when it ends mate.

THIS!!!!


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: Hulkotron on March 01, 2013, 11:19:41 AM
Did you mount her, matty?


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2013, 11:27:15 AM
the problem isn't that YOU were drunk.  The problem is that SHE was sober.

if she was as hammered as you, then we'd be hearing about your increidble night of drunken public sex, and perhaps a Q about "can she get pregnant if I inserted a vodka bottle into her vag afterwards....?"

Dangerous for one person to be hammered and the other to be sober.


Title: Re: This will be the last time time I will ever ask getbig for help with girls
Post by: arce1988 on March 01, 2013, 12:52:35 PM
  it must suck being a beta