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Title: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: el numero uno on March 04, 2013, 06:50:08 PM: Besides being meme'd every time he posts a pic ???
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 04, 2013, 06:53:54 PM: The ability to jam large bombs in his anus, detonating them and keep the citizens of Manteca safe
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 04, 2013, 06:55:26 PM: His anus could swallow any kind of sausage, maybe even huge elephants, cars, locomotives etc
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: WOOO on March 04, 2013, 07:12:48 PM: Quote from: el numero uno on March 04, 2013, 06:50:08 PM
Besides being meme'd every time he posts a pic ???

living art?
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Post by: Marty Champions on March 04, 2013, 07:15:34 PM: lol
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Post by: tbombz on March 04, 2013, 07:28:19 PM: my arms would work like wings
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Post by: el numero uno on March 04, 2013, 07:31:42 PM: :)
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Post by: marty31672 on March 04, 2013, 07:34:51 PM: flying
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Post by: Palpatine Q on March 04, 2013, 07:57:38 PM: Shooting high explosives out of his ass like a Howitzer

Legend has it that Tbombz stuffed a football up his ass and made a 56 yard field goal
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Post by: Archer77 on March 04, 2013, 07:58:40 PM: Indestructible self lubricating anus
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Post by: WOOO on March 04, 2013, 08:04:48 PM: :)
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Post by: Radical Plato on March 04, 2013, 08:11:55 PM: 8)
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: el numero uno on March 04, 2013, 08:12:40 PM: Quote from: WOOO on March 04, 2013, 08:04:48 PM
:)

ROFL
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: WOOO on March 04, 2013, 08:14:46 PM: Quote from: el numero uno on March 04, 2013, 08:12:40 PM
ROFL

yeah that shit is EPIC...

i knew it when i made it
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: Shockwave on March 04, 2013, 09:07:47 PM: To be able to instantly gape his asshole to whatever size object he is currently getting ready to insert into his asshole, whether it be a large black cock, or a small explosive device that is threatening the safety of everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Oh, and when he farts, he is able to propel himself through the air at nearly the speed of sound, thanks in part to the amount of semen he has stored up there.
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 04, 2013, 09:12:29 PM: Quote from: Shockwave on March 04, 2013, 09:07:47 PM
To be able to instantly gape his asshole to whatever size object he is currently getting ready to insert into his asshole, whether it be a large black cock, or a small explosive device that is threatening the safety of everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Oh, and when he farts, he is able to propel himself through the air at nearly the speed of sound, thanks in part to the amount of semen he has stored up there.

ewwww...hhahahahaaa

Tbombz can also create vacuum by sucking the air out of a room through a drinking straw
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 04, 2013, 11:44:57 PM: This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g., http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).
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Post by: Radical Plato on March 04, 2013, 11:51:44 PM: Quote from: syntaxmachine on March 04, 2013, 11:44:57 PM
This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g.,http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).
;D
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: arce1988 on March 05, 2013, 12:12:06 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=462133.0;attach=508149;image)

this is the same kid on the dirt bike?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=204322.0;attach=238124;image)
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 05, 2013, 12:15:16 AM: Quote from: syntaxmachine on March 04, 2013, 11:44:57 PM
This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g.,http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).

(http://oi45.tinypic.com/5mfokh.jpg)(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=456612.0;attach=503209;image)

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MY DAD HAS A 2001 2500 HD

MY MOM HAS 1 2003 PASSAT W8, BUT IS LOOKING AT THE NEW MUSTANG V8 CONVERTIBLE

MY SISTER HAS A KIA SPECTRA

MY AND MY BRO HAVE YAMAHA YZ'S

MY DAD IS BUYING A HARLEY

WE ARE LOOKING AT YACHTS RIGHT NOW(VERY EXPENSIVE THOUGH)

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Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: PJim on March 05, 2013, 01:55:54 AM: The ability to smell a ball-sack from a mile away.
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Post by: kreator on March 05, 2013, 02:04:58 AM: why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 05, 2013, 02:06:42 AM: Quote from: kreator on March 05, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
What's wrong with showing off your hairy ass?
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Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2013, 02:08:52 AM: The ability to know when Russia has launched a nuclear torpedo, because his prostate would instinctively tingle
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Post by: tbombz on March 05, 2013, 02:10:20 AM: Quote from: kreator on March 05, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
on gay dating sites that picture makes me the most popular bottom for a hundred miles
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Post by: WillGrant on March 05, 2013, 02:13:21 AM: Quote from: E-Kul on March 04, 2013, 08:11:55 PM
8)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=462133.0;attach=508134;image)
;D
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 05, 2013, 02:15:00 AM: Quote from: tbombz on March 05, 2013, 02:10:20 AM
on gay dating sites that picture makes me the most popular bottom for a hundred miles

When did Getbig turn into a gay dating site though Tbombz? :D
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: kreator on March 05, 2013, 02:15:12 AM: Quote from: tbombz on March 05, 2013, 02:10:20 AM
on gay dating sites that picture makes me the most popular bottom for a hundred miles

well where do you rank on getbig then?
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: el numero uno on March 05, 2013, 02:30:18 AM: Quote from: BigCyp on March 05, 2013, 02:08:52 AM
The ability to know when Russia has launched a nuclear torpedo, because his prostate would instinctively tingle

Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: el numero uno on March 05, 2013, 02:32:55 AM: Quote from: kreator on March 05, 2013, 02:15:12 AM
well where do you rank on getbig then?

tier 10^-5 :D :D
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: tbombz on March 05, 2013, 06:15:49 AM: Quote from: Kwon_2 on March 05, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
When did Getbig turn into a gay dating site though Tbombz? :D
i posted that in the sex board bootylicious thread.
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Post by: dr.chimps on March 05, 2013, 06:30:59 AM: Unbreakable colon.
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Post by: arce1988 on March 05, 2013, 02:51:14 PM: I thought tbombz was a top?
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Post by: WOOO on March 05, 2013, 07:02:48 PM: .
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Post by: HTexan on March 05, 2013, 07:46:34 PM
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Post by: arce1988 on March 05, 2013, 07:50:53 PM: http://www.funmole.com/videos/lol/trailer-trash-redneck-swallows-and-shoots-hot-dogs/
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Post by: Archer77 on March 06, 2013, 07:11:43 AM: Quote from: tbombz on March 05, 2013, 02:10:20 AM
on gay dating sites that picture makes me the most popular bottom for a hundred miles

Quote from: arce1988 on March 05, 2013, 02:51:14 PM
I thought tbombz was a top?
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Post by: haider on March 06, 2013, 07:14:59 AM: He would be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes....he'd use it by sucking lots of dick.
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Post by: jodsy on March 06, 2013, 10:00:36 AM: he has the special ability to post gay ass pictures when no one else can
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Post by: HTexan on March 06, 2013, 02:27:12 PM: Quote from: arce1988 on March 05, 2013, 02:51:14 PM
I thought tbombz was a top?
maybe, but he likes deep anal massages tho.
Title: Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
Post by: ukjeff on March 06, 2013, 02:56:44 PM: I would have thought the power to travel back in time and not post photos on Getbig would come in handy.