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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Parker on March 14, 2013, 01:42:13 AM
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A few years ago (I was turning 21 that summer) I took a girl on a few dates, she seemed normal enough... about as normal as the average crazy-fuck at least. Went back to her apartment for the first time one night after many cocktails. It was a small, but two bedroom, place. She lived alone. One bedroom she said was for 'fun' and the other sleeping. I thought it wasn't a bad idea since it was a spare room and thought I hit the nympho jackpot.
The 'fun' room bed had a plastic piss blanket on it. It was weird, but I was pretty polluted on rye and gingers. We had sex, normal as ever. Then she went to the bathroom, still nothing out of the ordinary. She comes back covered in baby vaseline. Like head to toe, actually neck to ankles. Wants to blow me. I'm pretty weirded out as you can imagine, and I'm not a fan of the smell of vaseline. After a couple mins she stops and says "pee in my mouth". I question her. She pouts and in a baby type voice says "go pee-pee in my mouf... and I didn't wipe, I want you to fuck my dirty asshole.", again all with a baby-type voice.
I've never said "no thank you" and been more sincere. I grab my things, she starts rubbing her body on the plastic piss blanketed bed calling me a fag for not wanting 'it'. She yelled "you fucking queer" a couple times as I was trying not too collapse from laughter while pantsing up through her living room.
It has become a pretty good story for my guy friends, I will sometimes meet friends of my buddy's and will be introduced as 'the guy from the pee-pee girl story'. I don't see some of my buddy's from when the incident took place much anymore because of school/life, but when ever we get together I've forced to tell it exactly how I did the day after it happened. If I miss one detail someone chimes in. Get's the guys going hysterical still.
And lastly, once at the bar, like a year after, I met a girl and one of my cock-blocking girl friends comes up to us wasted and says "sorry hun, he won't piss in your mouf".
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LOL what kind of girl was it Parker?
How old etc
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hahahaha that is awesome.
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Reasonable question Parker. Yes. Yes I have.
::)
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It's a shame that Booty's daughter turned out like that.
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She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built
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I don't get it - why didn't you piss in the girls mouth & fuck her dirty ass?
I presume you've not had this experience before and there it was laid out in front of you and you didn't go for it?
Honestly, I don't get some people - sitting in their comfort zone day in day out never trying new things.
I'd have most definitely said "fuck it" and joined in with gusto. Why the hell not? It's just a bit of piss. You only live once you know.
If I were you, I'd have been too embarassed to tell my friends about it. Now - if you HAD pissed in her mouth - there's a story worth telling.
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It's a shame that Booty's daughter turned out like that.
Hey she's only 15. >:(
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A big titted blonde was hitting on me back in 2004 in a small club called Luna in MI. Some weirdo was bothering her so she offered to buy me drinks to look like we came together. She was hot so I accepted. We went back to her condo around 2 AM. On our way she game me a handjob. At her place we had some red wine and talked, flirted etc. So the subject of fantasies and being direct came up. She asked me not to tell her when I would commence, but to grab her violently, smash her face to the wall, rip the cloches, fuck her raw no lube in the ass as hard and violent as I can, choke her until she passes out and while all this would happen, she also requested to slap her as hard as I can over the face. This was while she was looking dead on serious. Then, she went upstairs to get more red wine. I stood there for a second thinking she'll come back with a knife or something. I literally bolted through the door and ran away. I chickened out ;D
PS: later I found out she was an elementary teacher from a buddy who was trying to woo her with roses. I am not making this up.
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LOL what kind of girl was it Parker?
How old etc
This was from Jalopnik, in response to this (they were talking about booth "professionals" at Geneva Autoshow (the models)
Shortly after you find out that the is eating glue, wants you to piss on her bat shit crazy and takes three hours to get ready to go to the lake and swing on a rope swing. You fear for your life when she drives, trinkets are missing from your house and she never misses an opportunity to make a hateful racial comment. Be careful men, this is the true story of six beautiful model material looking women I have dated. Looking back, yeah, I would have peed on her now, just to say I did it!
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i recall the story of the guy who made a shitty mess in her bathroom
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Is this story about Booty?
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Is this story about Booty?
I have never had anything freaky happen sexually.
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I have never had anything freaky happen sexually.
What about the last time you opened your legs and a bat flew out?
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What about the last time you opened your legs and a bat flew out?
Haha I will have you know I have a naughty weekened lined up so will be getting rid of the cobwebs soon.
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Haha I will have you know I have a naughty weekened lined up so will be getting rid of the cobwebs soon.
Just remember to use plastic and not paper, even though it is biodegradable.
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What about the last time you opened your legs and a bat flew out?
LOLZ. ;D
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Haha I will have you know I have a naughty weekened lined up so will be getting rid of the cobwebs soon.
LOL
third grade spelling
going to a KISS concert to pick up an old groupie wow what a night
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LULU....why do you stalk Booty so? 8)
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LOL
third grade spelling
going to a KISS concert to pick up an old groupie wow what a night
so you read my post in the mature thread. No I said naughty weekend meaning it will take place over a couple of days away from my hometown.
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so you read my post in the mature thread. No I said naughty weekend meaning it will take place over a couple of days away from my hometown.
a whore is a whore is a whore
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a whore is a whore is a whore
Oh I plan to be with him.
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I don't get it - why didn't you piss in the girls mouth & fuck her dirty ass?
I presume you've not had this experience before and there it was laid out in front of you and you didn't go for it?
Honestly, I don't get some people - sitting in their comfort zone day in day out never trying new things.
I'd have most definitely said "fuck it" and joined in with gusto. Why the hell not? It's just a bit of piss. You only live once you know.
If I were you, I'd have been too embarassed to tell my friends about it. Now - if you HAD pissed in her mouth - there's a story worth telling.
I like the way you thinik. sometimes ya try new things and they feel good, and you don't know why. I'd have to draw the line on hitting her dirty ass... i'm a freak but #2 is on my own personal no-no list. Would i pee on a girl if it turned her on? I think I would. Not that much work for me... and "I" don't have to be the one covered in urine. If she wanted to pee on me, it'd be a diff story. But hey, it's not like I don't pee anyway.
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Oh I plan to be with him.
only for a fuck
nobody will keep you
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only for a fuck
nobody will keep you
Jealous??? Yeah you are a freak!
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Jealous??? Yeah you are a freak!
jealous is what you quickly claim , in fact it's pity
There's no one ever going to be jealous of you Karen , your life is sad
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jealous is what you quickly claim , in fact it's pity
There's no one ever going to be jealous of you Karen , your life is sad
Keep telling yourself this stalker.
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Keep telling yourself this stalker.
your the one telling yourself stories
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Booty is going on a hot romantic weekend
She will have the guy fall in love with her
They will live happily ever after
he ain't just after the ass
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Booty is going on a hot romantic weekend
She will have the guy fall in love with her
They will live happily ever after
he ain't just after the ass
I think he's on a winner personally, he'll be the only person at the KISS concert who has his own personal toilet
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I think he's on a winner personally, he'll be the only person at the KISS concert who has his own personal toilet
I am not going with him to see KISS. I am going with my girlfriends to the concert. I have a whole weekened lined up with him.
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I think he's on a winner personally, he'll be the only person at the KISS concert who has his own personal toilet
LOL
I am not going with him to see KISS. I am going with my girlfriends to the concert. I have a whole weekened lined up with him.
LOL WEEKEND = END OF WEEK not WEEKENED you are a misspelling fucking retard
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A big titted blonde was hitting on me back in 2004 in a small club called Luna in MI. Some weirdo was bothering her so she offered to buy me drinks to look like we came together. She was hot so I accepted. We went back to her condo around 2 AM. On our way she game me a handjob. At her place we had some red wine and talked, flirted etc. So the subject of fantasies and being direct came up. She asked me not to tell her when I would commence, but to grab her violently, smash her face to the wall, rip the cloches, fuck her raw no lube in the ass as hard and violent as I can, choke her until she passes out and while all this would happen, she also requested to slap her as hard as I can over the face. This was while she was looking dead on serious. Then, she went upstairs to get more red wine. I stood there for a second thinking she'll come back with a knife or something. I literally bolted through the door and ran away. I chickened out ;D
PS: later I found out she was an elementary teacher from a buddy who was trying to woo her with roses. I am not making this up.
On this I agree - you are looking at a potential rape charge there. This is more serious than mere pissery. I would have done the same.
Still - one question that I have to ask -you say she gave you a HJ on the way home. Can I inquire as to the mode of transport taken? I mean, I figured you didn't cycle home but still I am intrigued.I feel there may be more juice to squeeze out of this story.
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It's a shame that Booty's daughter turned out like that.
shame...yes
surprise...no
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On this I agree - you are looking at a potential rape charge there. This is more serious than mere pissery. I would have done the same.
Still - one question that I have to ask -you say she gave you a HJ on the way home. Can I inquire as to the mode of transport taken? I mean, I figured you didn't cycle home but still I am intrigued.I feel there may be more juice to squeeze out of this story.
We walked. I lived 500 yds from the club albeit she did not know that and her condo was roughly the same distance from the club or my place.
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We walked. I lived 500 yds from the club albeit she did not know that and her condo was roughly the same distance from the club or my place.
You don't have a car and you spent your bus fare on Pez.
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gayer than not pissing on and ass-fucking a hot bitch. ;)
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shame...yes
surprise...no
I despise Booty just as much as the next person but no reason to bring her kid into it
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Fucking hilarious story.
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We walked. I lived 500 yds from the club albeit she did not know that and her condo was roughly the same distance from the club or my place.
Excellent work. Can't beat leaving a bit of spunk on the concrete.
Reminds me of a night out at Yellow in Tokyo - me & the missus had drunk a couple of bottles of Champagne (no idea why I was feeling extravagant) and we left about 4am. She was all over the place, so we sat on a bench and she put her head in my lap and went to sleep. She woke about 6:30am and we decided to walk to the train station.
On the way, I spotted an alleyway and so I took her down there. we went down the alleyway and to my disappointment it opened up into a residential area. Anyway, I thought "fuck it" and took her up to semi-seclusion to a closed shop doorway. hiked her skirt and ate her pussy. I then started fucking her but realized I was way too horny and was just gonna bust a nut so I took it out, guided her down and got her to suck me off. One load in her mouth later, we straightened up and walked back up the alleyway.
As we came out of the alley - 6 cops ran past us. To this day I don't know if they were there because someone reported us/CCTV. I sort of presumed not because at 6:30am a western guy with a Jap chick in clubwear - well they shouldn't have run straight past.
Good times
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Reasonable question Parker. Yes. Yes I have.
::)
;D
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Excellent work. Can't beat leaving a bit of spunk on the concrete.
Reminds me of a night out at Yellow in Tokyo - me & the missus had drunk a couple of bottles of Champagne (no idea why I was feeling extravagant) and we left about 4am. She was all over the place, so we sat on a bench and she put her head in my lap and went to sleep. She woke about 6:30am and we decided to walk to the train station.
On the way, I spotted an alleyway and so I took her down there. we went down the alleyway and to my disappointment it opened up into a residential area. Anyway, I thought "fuck it" and took her up to semi-seclusion to a closed shop doorway. hiked her skirt and ate her pussy. I then started fucking her but realized I was way too horny and was just gonna bust a nut so I took it out, guided her down and got her to suck me off. One load in her mouth later, we straightened up and walked back up the alleyway.
As we came out of the alley - 6 cops ran past us. To this day I don't know if they were there because someone reported us/CCTV. I sort of presumed not because at 6:30am a western guy with a Jap chick in clubwear - well they shouldn't have run straight past.
Good times
Sex in public rules.
I was hanging with this girl one time and there was a Hurricane hitting Long Island...and she says that storms make her horny as fuck....so ever the opportunist...i drive us down to the docks and we start going at it. She wasnt lying and was an animal...We are rocking and rolling and there is a "tap tap tap" on the window...it's a cop in rain gear. So i roll down the window and he says "you two lovebirds might want to move before you drift out to sea" and i look around to see the tide has risen, the streets are flooded and water was about an inch away from pouring into the door sills on my car.
He could have been a dick about it and got us for indecent exposure but i would guess he was pretty busy.
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Excellent work. Can't beat leaving a bit of spunk on the concrete.
Reminds me of a night out at Yellow in Tokyo - me & the missus had drunk a couple of bottles of Champagne (no idea why I was feeling extravagant) and we left about 4am. She was all over the place, so we sat on a bench and she put her head in my lap and went to sleep. She woke about 6:30am and we decided to walk to the train station.
On the way, I spotted an alleyway and so I took her down there. we went down the alleyway and to my disappointment it opened up into a residential area. Anyway, I thought "fuck it" and took her up to semi-seclusion to a closed shop doorway. hiked her skirt and ate her pussy. I then started fucking her but realized I was way too horny and was just gonna bust a nut so I took it out, guided her down and got her to suck me off. One load in her mouth later, we straightened up and walked back up the alleyway.
As we came out of the alley - 6 cops ran past us. To this day I don't know if they were there because someone reported us/CCTV. I sort of presumed not because at 6:30am a western guy with a Jap chick in clubwear - well they shouldn't have run straight past.
Good times
always wanted to fuck a japanese chick
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A big titted blonde was hitting on me back in 2004 in a small club called Luna in MI. Some weirdo was bothering her so she offered to buy me drinks to look like we came together. She was hot so I accepted. We went back to her condo around 2 AM. On our way she game me a handjob. At her place we had some red wine and talked, flirted etc. So the subject of fantasies and being direct came up. She asked me not to tell her when I would commence, but to grab her violently, smash her face to the wall, rip the cloches, fuck her raw no lube in the ass as hard and violent as I can, choke her until she passes out and while all this would happen, she also requested to slap her as hard as I can over the face. This was while she was looking dead on serious. Then, she went upstairs to get more red wine. I stood there for a second thinking she'll come back with a knife or something. I literally bolted through the door and ran away. I chickened out ;D
PS: later I found out she was an elementary teacher from a buddy who was trying to woo her with roses. I am not making this up.
^^
Brings me to THINK the "weirdo that was hitting on her" probably would have given her wishes to her...
P.S. LUCKY you didn't, she was probably married and would have phoned the cops and accused you of RAPE...
** ANY weird-ass sexual encounter, it's better off these days signing an agreement letter **
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A big titted blonde was hitting on me back in 2004 in a small club called Luna in MI. Some weirdo was bothering her so she offered to buy me drinks to look like we came together. She was hot so I accepted. We went back to her condo around 2 AM. On our way she game me a handjob. At her place we had some red wine and talked, flirted etc. So the subject of fantasies and being direct came up. She asked me not to tell her when I would commence, but to grab her violently, smash her face to the wall, rip the cloches, fuck her raw no lube in the ass as hard and violent as I can, choke her until she passes out and while all this would happen, she also requested to slap her as hard as I can over the face. This was while she was looking dead on serious. Then, she went upstairs to get more red wine. I stood there for a second thinking she'll come back with a knife or something. I literally bolted through the door and ran away. I chickened out ;D
PS: later I found out she was an elementary teacher from a buddy who was trying to woo her with roses. I am not making this up.
very wise
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is it the water sports, or the bum fucking that repelled you?
or was it that your "date" was confident and asertive about what sex she wanted ?
then again as you said you dont like the smell of vasaline
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A girl I was in a relationship with was into cutting herself. A few times she asked me to cut her, especially while fucking her. I told her I'm not into this shit and got her to stop doing it, too.
Later when the relationship went into a natural pause she started again- with a vengeance.
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What about the last time you opened your legs and a bat flew out?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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A girl I was in a relationship with was into cutting herself. A few times she asked me to cut her, especially while fucking her. I told her I'm not into this shit and got her to stop doing it, too.
Later when the relationship went into a natural pause she started again- with a vengeance.
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LULU....why do you stalk Booty so? 8)
A victim of rejection? Envy?
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A victim of rejection? Envy?
lulu is a hardcore get bigger
she is cool as fuck
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lulu is a hardcore get bigger
she is cool as fuck
If it is w8m8 and not some imposter pretending to be her then ask her why she left when pillowtalk left. Those two were close and many thought they were the same person.
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If it is w8m8 and not some imposter pretending to be her then ask her why she left when pillowtalk left. Those two were close and many thought they were the same person.
You're a wee bit confused:
W8M8 = ugly Jersey Shore looking hoor with big nostrils, lends out her account password.
Pillowtalk = felon who was convicted of having kiddie porn on his hard drive.
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You're a wee bit confused:
W8M8 = ugly Jersey Shore looking hoor with big nostrils, lends out her account password.
Pillowtalk = felon who was convicted of having kiddie porn on his hard drive.
They left getbig around the same time when pillowtalk was discovered to be involved in kiddie porn. She deleted her account and then reappeared several months later. The real w8 would never waste one cent on me and yet lulu posted that they were planning a trip to Australia and that I wouldn't see what was coming. Just doesn't sound like w8 at all. Lulu is unstable and a stalker.
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They left getbig around the same time when pillowtalk was discovered to be involved in kiddie porn. She deleted her account and then reappeared several months later. The real w8 would never waste one cent on me and yet lulu posted that they were planning a trip to Australia and that I wouldn't see what was coming. Just doesn't sound like w8 at all. Lulu is unstable and a stalker.
isn't it obvious to you that lulu is a gimmick of the spurned e-boyfriend Will Grant?
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im sorry but if you fellas cant man up and pound out these tramps like they want you need to retire
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A girl I was in a relationship with was into cutting herself. A few times she asked me to cut her, especially while fucking her. I told her I'm not into this shit and got her to stop doing it, too.
Later when the relationship went into a natural pause she started again- with a vengeance.
i had a friend in the same situation. he decided to dump her on valentines day... upon hearing the news, she runs into the bathroom, locks herself in, and starts slashing away.
i asked him if she was a "my bloody valentine" fan ???
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isn't it obvious to you that lulu is a gimmick of the spurned e-boyfriend Will Grant?
LOL ;D - My wit and use of the English Language fails in comparison to Lulu - her intellect is extremely high where as mine is no where near her's - nice try at stirring though BikeNut :D
Kazza: Someone "Saying" something on GB does not mean it's real, do you honestly believe someone would spend money on you to just punch you in the face ??? - and you are correct in one thing, W8/Lulu would not waste one cent on you, doesn't mean shit will not be chucked though.
Still making wild guesses and accusations and thinking they are true I see, even though you are far off the mark yet again :)
W8 was in TO when PT got outed as you had reported one of her posts - she carried on posting after this event on her "release" so did not leave around the same time.. she left for other reasons - nothing to do with PT.
Or maybe Lulu is Lee just like everyone else that has attacked you on forums across the net all these years (according to you) ;D and it must be true because you thought it even though 99% of the time reality and your hunches are wrong
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i pissed int the twat of some girls ;D
also pissed in some girls mouths, and also tried some girls piss.
cocaine is helluva drug
:D
haha!!
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is it the water sports, or the bum fucking that repelled you?
or was it that your "date" was confident and asertive about what sex she wanted ?
then again as you said you dont like the smell of vasaline
Vaseline doesn't smell bad.
What always spins me out is that K-Y tastes of orange. I always thought chocolate would be more appropriate...
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LOL ;D - My wit and use of the English Language fails in comparison to Lulu - her intellect is extremely high where as mine is no where near her's - nice try at stirring though BikeNut :D
Kazza: Someone "Saying" something on GB does not mean it's real, do you honestly believe someone would spend money on you to just punch you in face ??? - and you are correct in one thing, W8/Lulu would not waste one cent on you, doesn't mean shit will not be chucked though.
Still making wild guesses and accusations and thinking they are true I see, even though you are far off the mark yet again :)
W8 was in TO when PT got outed as you had reported one of her posts - she carried on posting after this event on her "release" so did not leave around the same time.. she left for other reasons - nothing to do with PT.
Or maybe Lulu is Lee just like everyone else that has attacked you on forums across the net all these years is (according to you) ;D and it must be true because you thought it even though 99% of the time reality and your hunches are wrong
Too much effort put into the denial.
Gimmick outed.
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Too much effort put into the denial.
Gimmick outed.
;D
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I don't get it - why didn't you piss in the girls mouth & fuck her dirty ass?
I presume you've not had this experience before and there it was laid out in front of you and you didn't go for it?
Honestly, I don't get some people - sitting in their comfort zone day in day out never trying new things.
I'd have most definitely said "fuck it" and joined in with gusto. Why the hell not? It's just a bit of piss. You only live once you know.
If I were you, I'd have been too embarassed to tell my friends about it. Now - if you HAD pissed in her mouth - there's a story worth telling.
X2
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isn't it obvious to you that lulu is a gimmick of the spurned e-boyfriend Will Grant?
Hahahahaha......nice. 8)
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They left getbig around the same time when pillowtalk was discovered to be involved in kiddie porn. She deleted her account and then reappeared several months later. The real w8 would never waste one cent on me and yet lulu posted that they were planning a trip to Australia and that I wouldn't see what was coming. Just doesn't sound like w8 at all. Lulu is unstable and a stalker.
you throw that word stalker around a lot LOL
this is a message board I can choose to post where and when I want
your posts impel me to do so
you're an ignorant twat
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you throw that word stalker around a lot LOL
this is a message board I can choose to post where and when I want
your posts impel me to do so
you're an ignorant twat
Hi Will :D
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Hi Will :D
Hi lulu :D
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Hi lulu :D
LOL ;D
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LOL ;D
;) :-*
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i had a friend in the same situation. he decided to dump her on valentines day... upon hearing the news, she runs into the bathroom, locks herself in, and starts slashing away.
i asked him if she was a "my bloody valentine" fan ???
LOL
The funny thing is her parents blamed me for her self-harming.
Her mum was a savage alcoholic, her dad fucked everything with a pulse... but it was my fault ::)
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::) ::) ::)
Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider you post things like this and totally justify everyone's opinion of you
You can't speak for everybody here. I make some very valid points.
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You can't speak for everybody here. I make some very valid points.
you are retarded
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you are retarded
don't be jealous, it will ruin you good looks
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;D
I'm not knocking ya.
I just don't understand, or know the reason why, you never met booty and tossed one in her dumper.
I'd chap her piss flaps with my 10-inch peen.
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Everyone dumping on Karen like they were Lee Priest.
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How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
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How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
:D
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Had a super hot, amazing fuck buddy, who all of a sudden (in hot tub) wanted me to pretend to drown her... I tried a few times, she complained I was "too gentle" and need to squeeze her neck and hold her under much longer ??? I didn't, too weird and she never hooked up with me again...
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Just remember to use plastic and not paper, even though it is biodegradable.
May I suggest two-ply charmin
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I dated a girl who was into choking/bondage/simulated rape, etc. It was really weird and didn't last.
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I dated a girl who was into choking/bondage/simulated rape, etc. It was really weird and didn't last.
what broke off?
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gayer than not letting loose in her mouth and ravaging her asshole until it prolapsed. ::)
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X2
x3. I think the story is made up with the smearing of vaseline but later in life you will regret not having fun with a freak in the bed. Guys who have vanilla sex for years as they get older will regret for lost opportunity with fun girls.