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Title: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: MikMaq on April 01, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking confusing man.
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: el numero uno on April 01, 2013, 04:23:21 PM
Make them post on GB. If they start 1-3 threads per day they are regular retards. If they start >5 threads per day asking for advice in each one of those threads they are full blown retards.
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: MikMaq on April 01, 2013, 04:48:05 PM
Quote from: el numero uno on April 01, 2013, 04:23:21 PM
Make them post on GB. If they start 1-3 threads per day they are regular retards. If they start >5 threads per day asking for advice in each one of those threads they are full blown retards.
This one made me lol pretty hard.
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: Nicademus on April 01, 2013, 04:53:37 PM
When I read this post, I pictured Corky at a computer desk in deep though typing.
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 01, 2013, 04:56:12 PM
Ask them to spell 'cat'

Spot them the 'c' and the 't'

Wait for it........
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: MikMaq on April 01, 2013, 04:58:56 PM
Quote from: Nicademus on April 01, 2013, 04:53:37 PM
When I read this post, I pictured Corky at a computer desk in deep though typing.
As much as I'm fucking around, I'm kinda serious here, anyone else got any experience in working with troubled kids?
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: WOOO on April 01, 2013, 06:15:00 PM
Quote from: RAtard on April 01, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking confusing man.

alcohol solves everything
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: Nails on April 01, 2013, 06:27:19 PM
Retard strength

Fake retard no strength

Real retards = retard strength

Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: Tapeworm on April 01, 2013, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: airosol on April 01, 2013, 04:56:12 PM
Ask them to spell 'cat'

Spot them the 'c' and the 't'

Wait for it........

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p'dado!
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: MB_722 on April 01, 2013, 09:16:48 PM
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Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: booty on April 01, 2013, 10:53:14 PM
Quote from: RAtard on April 01, 2013, 04:58:56 PM
As much as I'm fucking around, I'm kinda serious here, anyone else got any experience in working with troubled kids?
No but you would think you would be an expert being that you are retarded yourself.  :D
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 01, 2013, 11:49:46 PM
Quote from: RAtard on April 01, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking conf

Joe Biden = full retard

Obama = regular retard
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: jodsy on April 02, 2013, 12:35:33 AM
Quote from: RAtard on April 01, 2013, 04:58:56 PM
As much as I'm fucking around, I'm kinda serious here, anyone else got any experience in working with troubled kids?
getbig members are troubled kids
Title: Re: Getbigger needs advice.
Post by: lulu on April 02, 2013, 05:37:05 AM
Quote from: RAtard on April 01, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking confusing man.

have them write their names addresses and contact info down , that will sort them out