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Threads with a lot of good quotes:
Anabolichalo - Thank you for letting me back, www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=546953.0
Arnie's girlfriend.... I expected more.: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=545269.0
Bodybuilding Lookalikes Pics, www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=102892.0
Booty tribute thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540145.0
Bostin Lloyd will not recover: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540513.0
Creatine supplement made Elliot Rodger kill - they claim: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=537693.0
Facebook: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=582926.0
Gallery of All Tbombz Bootylicious Photoshops: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=472841.175
Getbig licence plates...: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=545017.0
Getbig poems : http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=565632.0
GetBig T-shirt: what to look silly in? : www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540676.0
Happy Sunday: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=567091.0
I'm calling out Vince G CSN MFT PHD! Stop the lies., www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=543450.100
Last Day Working At Lowes In Sylva www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=604184.0
Lee Priest posts IronMeister photoshop on instagram. : www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=553136.0
Live from Romania: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=549286.0
melvin Goodrum, needs our help www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=607745.0
Milos Sarcev and his wife in London. July, 2014., www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=544391.0
More celebrity nudes leaked, www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=550864.250
mother doesnt want sex anymore after having a child, www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=605302.0
Please Can You Settle Debate Me and Bigmc Have Been Having on WhatsApp...., www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=564578.0
Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=614432.0
Random Cars - pictures and videos thread: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=589140.475
Rate my wife: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=555010.75
Some of Getbig's best photos: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=94466.625
Tbombz and a gay porn career: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=477973.0
Tbombz (any updates?) : www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=552818.0
The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=484589.0
The Official Lobstah Q&A thread: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=545299.0
The Robert Sylvester thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
This will make you lose faith in humanity: Girl gives 24 blowjobs for a free drink: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540709.0
To All Getbiggers: Caliber Fitness Solutions Is Currently Down, www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=611789.0
Vince Goodrum buys a Jaguar for business purposes., www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=563144.75
Vince's Gay Getbig True Story Of The Week www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=606450.0
Where did Shizzo's dick sucking thread go? www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=603843.0
who pulls the most (quality) pussy on Getbig?, www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=572251.0
WYHI?-Cheating Bikini Sloot Edition: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=553310.175
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I am always deeply amused how some dudes here would find any loophole to have some sort of interaction with another cawk.
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Ever click a vid seeing a hot woman getting pounded by a dude, then another dude comes along and mounts the dude?is it gay if I just don't look at the 2nd dude?
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Dogs originally were used as watchdogs and farm help, beside other uses like search and rescue, in addition to hunting.
Now western culture has pencil neck phaggots picking up dog shit in public thinking it's fucking trendy and cool.
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My girlfriend accused me of masturbating in the shower the other day. I told her "I can wash it as fast as I want"
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I shut guys like you down everyday at the gym, you walk in gym thinking your fluffer abs makes you the stud of the gym, or they show up with their workout partner telling them how big they are but only weigh 208, or they show up with their girlfriend wearing a tank top like they are impressive at 230 lbs..............then bammm..........CSWOL walks in, starts hitting sets and weight, and proceed to come stand right next to them, and make them realize today wasnt going to be the day they planned in the gym, their abs go flat, they walk around wondering what lift they can do to make them magically become 290 lbs, but figure out no lift will get them there, their workout partner gets demotivated and stops lifting, and quits chanting getbig, easy weight, getbig, then their girlfriend continually jocks realizing her boyfriend is a 228 lb twink who looks like a stick next to a 285 lb monster, yeah galeniko, hate to break the news to ya brother, stop concentrating on abs so much, because the rest of your body is becoming small, no smoke and mirrors here mate!
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profess your willingness to drag your balls thru a quarter mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
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Coach, option d, chaos, emmortal, Nasser?
Dont worry i aint chargin. My time is free for my brothers. But them schmoes got-ta pay me!!
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I didn't watch it, but by the actual definition, he is. That said, all bums should be put in work camps for two years where they learn a trade. They will be housed during this time, paid for by the government. The last six months will be spent actively looking for employment. Once they leave, they will have learned a trade, and will be productive. There will be a three strikes rule where once they fail the program three times, they will be euthanized and their organs given to needy people on transplant waiting lists.
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I wouldn't mess with Cswol, nobody laid a hand on him in prison.The bull queers didnt want any part of the pasty bloated mess, the blacks liked the feeling of being a class or 2 above when he was around, the Mexicans respected that he shared the same work ethic as them in and out of the gym and the whites used to like laughing behind his back at the Dianabol they sold him that was really estrogen.
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:D ;D
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i cant be a pro because i can only use testosterone because of my hairloss
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This has had the most impact..
-Bunny suit pic taken by porn star, multi- millionaire, scientist, developer of major video game console and contributor to a network sports program. Thats one individual and he asked me to please wear his beloved bunny suit for just one photograph because it is his favorite piece of clothing. he had it made for himself by a famous designer for a costume party he went to last year and it was several thousand dollars and actually quite stylish when viewed normally.
-i am a bottom and the dude who took the pic had topped me before taking that pic and many others. i was extremely flattered as he is in high demand among the gay community in san francisco where he lives. a bit of a celebrity. :P very good shape. nice big dick. rich. :D
-yall shouldnt worry so much bout what other people are doing in their personal life. feeling negative about other people means feeling neative, period. that being said... theres no good reason to label any of this stuff as "negative" anyways. 8)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=477973.0;attach=517831;image)
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This has had the most impact..
Taylor the massage man will soon be smoking meth and living off dumpster food. No need to hate his lifestyle. ::)
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"decent every day penis easy to maintain without a ton of jelqing"
anabolic halo
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The thread was stupid,and a very delusional topic once again by the shredded beast known as C-Swole,and it was dead until I showed up.
Dude can`t bench 225 10 times without error................... ..........that`s sad after 30 years of training at Gold Venice I don`t care what anyone says.
Go back and look,it was dead in the water...........I got gimmicks fired up ,and all I wanted to talk about was bodybuilding............ almost an impossible task here since most don`t even fucking train.
It`s good to know there are still some good guys here who do actually work hard and look good,as for the gimmicks and guys like Jizzo,they`ll grow up someday once they move out of mommies house.
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:D
Haha, cuts deep, huh? ;D
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You're a fucking idiot tbombz. Seriously, you're going to die from HIV.
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"kai lives in a giant grapefruit just like spongebob lives in a pineapple" Tito/Mars
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"kai lives in a giant grapefruit just like spongebob lives in a pineapple" Tito/Mars
love that quote ;D
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are all of your threads like this?
most
some are pure gold
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when adonis asked vince in this thread "vince* how far are you willing to go-take it"
i laughed histericaly for 2 minutes straight non stop.
i dont know if that was intentional humour, but it was histericaly funny
vince looks like he never lifted anything in his life, except some cock into his mouth, alternating with burgers and oreos.
the most delusional man walking earth, i thought, but then 5minutes ago cswol claims hes got abs, they are actualy head to head,running for that title.
thinka bout it, the brothers have good genetics for this in general, so think about it how vince must be doing everything wrong that he could.
i know paralized ppl who have a better physique
* Vince Goodrum
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Galeniko I'm 280 with abs showing, alex owns all haters on the board and off the board
CSWOLE
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"it's all fun and games until someone breaks a spinal cord or something"
-uberman
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Where are his hammies? Why is he called Big? He may be "big" in his arab gym, but he is not Big compared to IFBB guys.
He has a very homo look in his eyes*
* About Big Ramy
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Legends being omitted from this thread.
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The definitive winner!!!
Yes it's nice to have a place like GetBig where you can just kick back and relax and let down your bunny ears and show the world the hole of your butt.
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The definitive winner!!!
:D
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The definitive winner!!!
It's not all relaxing on here for Taylor. It is hardcore marketing for the gay schmoe community. ;D
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Most of you little queers on here saying she's nothing special would probably cum in your pants if she grazed past your elbow.
:D
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bob cicherillo, if you read this and i know you do, let me tell you, you look like absolute shit
epic teenager forearms, epic oil filled arms, and monster 45inch waistline.
looking like a condom filled with estrogen. :-X
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Legends being omitted from this thread.
wasn't there another thread like this one already?
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people said I tossed Kai's salad because of my brown moustache so I tossed them in an Vat of acid
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I will pay for you to fuck tbombz if you want.
Seriously, I will... PM me
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Seems like this got skimmed over, but this is Vince's husband for Galeniko or any others who didnt know.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=481130.0;attach=520628;image)
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Galeniko I'm 280 with abs showing, alex owns all haters on the board and off the board
CSWOLE
Winner! I was just going to post this.
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That's from a movie bro. If I were a gaywad, Tay-tay would have to pay me to fuck him..
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they see me huge they hatin, mad because typin on getbig keeps them deflatin, galeniko got coke up his nose puttin a wig on tbombz away he blows, i just roll up another blunt, the getbiggers muscles look like A-rods bunts, they want to be big and i say you gay though, your a fraud, quit typin on getbig because instead of fucking madonna you getbiggers fucked A-rod!
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The P.I.P. Endowment Subsidy (PIPES) was created in 2013 with a generous contribution of $200 from its founder, P.I.P., and an additional $109.23 donation from a rogue’s gallery of incorrigible scoundrels who also serve on its Board of Trustees. Its purpose is to foster the exchange of amity, fellowship, and bodily fluids between the ogreish man-whore Tbombz and promising young men who are dedicated to improving the art and practice of schmoeing. The value of the inaugural award is $214.25, which is expressly allocated to cover Tbombz’ fee, bus fare, and a couple of refreshing sugary drinks.
Although the ultimate goal is to lay down PIPES around the world, the administration is presently accepting applications only from or near Tbombz’ Stockton, CA, vicinity. Applications are being accepted on a rolling basis and must exhibit the following PIPES standards:
*The Endowment requires evidence of academic achievement (the Board of Trustees has set a rigid cutoff at no lower than coming within 10% of passing the High School Equivalency Exam).
*The Endowment requires evidence of extraordinary vitality, drive, and passion to actualize one’s schmoeing potential to its fullest.
*The Endowment requires evidence of an above-average endowment (either by current photograph, video, or, most preferred, private appointment).
*The Endowment requires that all applications be accompanied with a $750 processing fee.
In addition to meeting these standards, applications must also be accompanied with a 750 word essay on either of the following two topics: (1) Whom do you imagine has a better operatic singing voice: Galeniko or Cswol? (2) Is it gay even if you don’t want it to be?
PIPES News:
The Board of Trustees is proud to announce the winner of the first PIPES prize. He is Manolo Iannone, 18, a soon-to-be graduate of Caesar Chavez High School. Iannone, who originally hails from Argentina, won the award committee over with his sincerity, accomplished study of the violin, and $753 application fee. Excelsior!
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To Vince Goodrum:
Are you saying that if you prematurely buy the farm (trailer), you will bequeath such entrepreneurial gems as Caliber Grocery to The Queen?
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bob chicirello, if you read this and i know you do, let me tell you, you look like absolute shit
epic teenager forearms, epic oil filled arms, and monster 45inch waistline.
looking like a condom filled with estrogen. :-X
Wait this is fucking hilarious. I've clearly been missing some shit on these boards.
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It's also indisputable that Vince* delivers like nobody does. Whether it's genuine delusions or whether he is serious, the boy brings the funnies in the form of 50 page threads.
I'm waiting for his bodybuilding 'come back' thread.
Vince Goodrum
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Wait this is fucking hilarious. I've clearly been missing some shit on these boards.
Would you like some cream in your coffee?
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Would you like some cream in your coffee?
HAHA, BECAUSE I THINK GETBIG IS FUNNY?
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HAHA, BECAUSE I THINK GETBIG IS FUNNY?
No, because I think you are a sweet piece of chocolate. They dont call me Jizzo for nothing.
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Would you like some cream in your coffee?
Stay away from our women mocha women fuck face! You've been warned. >:(
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Stay away from our women mocha women fuck face! You've been warned. >:(
lol. :-*
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lol. :-*
>:(
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i have a son
he's gonna fuck up your daughter's rectum
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Stay away from our women mocha women fuck face! You've been warned. >:(
Filing this away as one of the best getbig quotes.
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"Thanks TA, your principles really do work."
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i hear his celebrity status after winning mr Canada in 1970
meant he couldn't walk down the street without getting mobbed
basille a modest man by nature retreated to the outback of Australia
where his most notable achievement was creating a bicep machine with over 10000 moving parts
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"Thanks TA, your principles really do work."
the real win here is that the photo was attached as MESS DELUXE. so good!
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the real win here is that the photo was attached as MESS DELUXE. so good!
mess deluxe. What does that mean or signify?
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About the bankruptcy of Musclemag:
well ron, partially responsible are forums like this one
i feel sorry for those who lost their jobs,kinda.
not for bob kenedy, he spread so many lies there the only good thing about mmi was greg zulak for a while
the rest was the usual dishonesty and lately the mag looked like 80% ads.
and having pics of pros with guts like cows,thatw ont survive in this economy.
the mag was fucking shit, but less shit than flex etc.
instead of being honest,they went for the money.
misleading a whole generation into permabulking and buying creatine and useless supplements.
pathetic.
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About the bankruptcy of Musclemag:
That quote was from Galeniko (see the '^' sign)
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That quote was from Galeniko (see the '^' sign)
thanks. fixed it.
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why do the fatsos want the clothes in oversize,? ???
you cant eat the clothes ::)
and yeah if it doesnt fit, it wasntdesigned for you,hope this helps, you fat disgusting pieces of swine ;D
try curtains for skirt ;D
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"Thanks TA, your principles really do work."
haha ;D
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BIG ACHs worst nightmare*
* a guy lost his nose in an operation gone wrong.
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Thanks to fellow getbigger 'Nomad,' we now have awareness of the analbolic window, a short period after training during which the muscles of the anus are especially apt to absorb everything from protein to AAS. (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=455599.0)
It is uncontroversial that inserting a variety of substances into one's anus leads to superior absorption rates. Many MDMA users, for example, report achieving a more effective high in less time via "butt bumping," or inserting the MDMA tablet into their poopenschaft.
What does this mean for bodybuilders, those of us dedicated to do whatever it takes to acquire lean mass? Simple: given the exponential increase in protein and AAS absorption that results from the combination of already superior anal absorption and the infinite power of the analbolic window, we are on the cusp of a muscle building revolution. It is no exaggeration to say that your ass is now your future.
Here's a summary of a peer-reviewed article corroborating the validity of anal absorption of AAS suppository successes (AAAASSS):
[Rectal absorption of steroids].
[Article in German]
Cameron BD, Johnston AM, Speirs G, Ludwig G.
Abstract
The investigations were designed to evaluate the systemic absorption of two steroids from suppositories. The suppositories containing either Deca-Durabolin (100 mg) or nandrolone decanoate (100 mg) were administered to a group of 4 baboons restrained in chairs. The levels of radio-activity in the plasma and urine were measured up to 120 h following rectal administration, and these levels were compared with those of a subsequent intravenous administration (100 mg each). The results show that both Deca-Durabolin (D) and nandrolone decanoate (N) are rapidly (tmax = 2-3 h) and significantly (D: 60-78%, N: 47-58%) absorbed from suppositories and thus can also cause systemic effects.
The revolution is now. Your ass is your future. Are you ready to take the plunge?
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Thanks FF, I wasn't even aware of that thread :D
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Filing this away as one of the best getbig quotes.
You don't like the white boys?
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Thanks FF, I wasn't even aware of that thread :D
I hope you guys will contribute in this way as well. :)
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You don't like the white boys?
About Ant Vaillant..
Terrible haircut AND small. I don't know what happened to my boy! Dang. I guess the chocolate trophy is going back in the cabinet...
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I hope you guys will contribute in this way as well. :)
I'm only artistic in the bedroom
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Cswol does one rep too many.
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* In reference to Wigg's Mocha queen.
She would need two D batteries to stop a nosebleed.
More weave than a prime Ali :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=481292.0;attach=520792;image])
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LOL!!!
"boy" LOL!!! What a condescending prick the Falcon is :D
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* In reference to Wigg's Mocha queen.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=481292.0;attach=520792;image])
Entering your own posts.... :-\
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FUCK!
Get that fugly looking bitch outta this thread.
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FUCK!
Get that fugly looking bitch outta this thread.
LEAVE SHIZZO ALONE!!!!!!!
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Entering your own posts.... :-\
I agree. This is low for any Getbigger. Only Tito24 is allowed to do this.
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I agree. This is low for any Getbigger. Only Tito24 is allowed to do this.
;D I am the Rodney Dangerfield of getbig. I gets no respect. Those comments should have been added by someone else >:(
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;D I am the Rodney Dangerfield of getbig. I gets no respect. Those comments should have been added by someone else >:(
stop taking yourself so serious. Look at the most popular Getbiggers: Galeniko, Tito24, XFactor, Arce, Hazbin etc. They are all chill dudes who speak their mind without any excessive amount of drama or attention to their own persona. :)
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stop taking yourself so serious. Look at the most popular Getbiggers: Galeniko, Tito24, XFactor, Arce, Hazbin etc. They are all chill dudes who speak their mind without any excessive amount of drama or attention to their own persona. :)
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From WES- Popov Vodka!!!!
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From WES- Popov Vodka!!!!
Lol!!! I drink all of my vodka straight. Like a real man.
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Lol!!! I drink all of my vodka straight. Like a real alcoholic.
Fixed.
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Fixed.
;D Can't hate on Chiro. Honest guy all the way.
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big thighs would make the cock look smaller
but is there also a positive side?
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http://I've read too many stories about kids being cyber bullied then killing themselves. Most have nowhere to turn for help until now.
I present:
GETBIG CYBER BULLY PROTECTION SERVICES
With the amount of pwnings delivered by getbiggers, no cyber bully would be safe from being outed and pnw3d
I'm thinking of hiring the following:
Ron: Always need a good Jew to run finances plus we'll need an initial startup advance
240: Need a website for this
Galeniko: He will be the bait to lure the female cyber bullies in.
True Adonis: Essential intel gathering skills
Wiggs: Just because
Tbombz: He will receive royalties for use of his picture that we use when we hack into the bully's Facebook pages.
Ironmeister: See above. His photoshop skills will be essential in the final pwning
Anabolichalo: His relentless pointless questions will distract the bully while we finalize the pwning
Arce: Can always use a good wheelman
Chaos and Tommywishbone: In case it gets physical
Alex23: His IT skills can come in cleaning up all traces that can lead back to us.
OneMoreRep: Always need cool dudes in your company, plus his demolition of SMM proves he will show no mercy in the final delivering
Shizzo: Just to stop him from starting thread after thread about why he wasn't hired
Stuntmove: Help us get a Hollywood agent to make a movie about us.
BIG ACH: He has a nose for these things
With this crack team of getbiggers for hire no cyber bully would stand a chance.
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There seems to be an immense swell of repressed homosexual urges under the surface, easily detected in the Mayor's binarily longing/creepy stares.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=480298.0;attach=519300;image)
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Lawd Jesus it's a Fire
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Yes i have studied the great John Dee one of englands first alchemist, he had to go underground for the things he knew
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I am starting to think that Fitness Frenzy has a problem with the King. The king has a plethora of gold posts, yet none seem to find a home in this thread? Blasphemy!
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I am starting to think that Fitness Frenzy has a problem with the King. The king has a plethora of gold posts, yet none seem to find a home in this thread? Blasphemy!
Your fantasy sucks.
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Your fantasy sucks.
X10000000, not sure who finds this funny or even slightly entertaining. Pretty stupid childish shit.
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X10000000, not sure who finds this funny or even slightly entertaining. Pretty stupid childish shit.
Who are you? The king has no time for serfs.
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Who are you? The king has no time for serfs.
I have been here as long as you Queeny. You know who I am. Do a few more shots, it may come back to you. ;D
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X10000000, not sure who finds this funny or even slightly entertaining. Pretty stupid childish shit.
I have yet to find a Getbigger who finds Jizzo to be entertaining or witty. King.. oh brother. ::)
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:D
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"Ive been sucked off and have sucked other men off"
- Primemuscle
"Would absolutely destroy"
- Andreisdaman
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"Ive been sucked off and have sucked other men off"
- Primemuscle
"Would absolutely destroy"
- Andreisdaman
Fuck that watermelon man
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jason genova doesnt understand it either, and he is basically a genius
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Happy to see this topic being active :)
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(http://[quote author=TrueGrit link=topic=447982.msg6431301#msg6431301 date=1352938875]
Arnold was popping dbol as the Falcon was harnessing the power of beans...
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So I one were to shower, brush teeth, wash at the gym. Then eat at churches and places for homeless (would be mostly tuna and fast digesting carbs and soups), and say bum change to buy a few mcdonalds burgers or something like that, houw good of a physique could be built? Lots of walking everywhere would be the cardio. Free food means more money for gear. They even got places now u go into and shoot up (safe needles or something like that), so there's an easy spot to pin.
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While we're making fun, Marcel is already working hard on the autumn collection in his drugs lab.
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Tbombz is a person of average to slightly below average intelligence with a less than engaging personality who grew up in the barren wasteland of the suburbs. He is not unique or interesting on his own merits so he overcompensates by making a spectacle of himself to garner the attention and the sense of belongin he craves.
First is was drugs, then bodybuilding and more recently assless bunny suits
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(http://)
falcon nearly looks natural here
but still not convinced
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here is my answer to diabetesboy formerly know as cswol about pullup:
my back,today,still going strong, check the dry volcano hole between the ripped shoulders with peperthin skin and the striated traps.
striations on lats, xmas tree even though its summer.
also check epic leans face and epic metrosexual hairstyle.
i have just talked to a pro at the beach and he said this is 1or 2 days diuretic tricks away from competition mode.i hope this helps you obese whale.
BOOM
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yep
he had perfect arms
but once i met him in real life
i was shocked how short he was, it looked like some sort of juiced up minipony
same place i saw tony freeman without sleeves, and those arms are just crazy to see, the pics dont do any justice (i didnt shake hands with this fella tho, could very well be a towel prostitute like KG)
(about Lee Priest)
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Wondering when Dropping Plates or Fitness Frenzy will add a Shizzo81 gem into this thread? :-\
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Wondering when Dropping Plates or Fitness Frenzy will add a Shizzo81 gem into this thread? :-\
;D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LKc-BRnHodI/TZDS2T8A-CI/AAAAAAAAAmE/tGvJcJ9JnCo/s1600/sad-clown.jpg)
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;D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LKc-BRnHodI/TZDS2T8A-CI/AAAAAAAAAmE/tGvJcJ9JnCo/s1600/sad-clown.jpg)
(http://photos.zootoo.com/thecrownjewels_cat-wearing-crown-jewels-crown_81cc4c05bb61eae_740.jpg)
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(http://photos.zootoo.com/thecrownjewels_cat-wearing-crown-jewels-crown_81cc4c05bb61eae_740.jpg)
That could be my cat, and not because of the same breed.
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That could be my cat, and not because of the same breed.
That means I am watching you ;)
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i've actually got a very similar structure to his, except his pecs are bigger than mine, but i got him beat on delts and arms ;D
and i got a feeling his calves are better than mine, but i most likely have a bigger c0ck than he ;)
::)
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Chrioflex post obout goodrums negro shrubbery.
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very soon I will get the girls.
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wtf tbomz looks like he has been smoking crack for a week straight in your avatar
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wtf tbomz looks like he has been smoking crack for a week straight in your avatar
he probably inhaled a few cocks as well.
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hahaha that's great
totally forgot
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hahaha that's great
totally forgot
you are a funny fucker sometimes. ;D
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fuck off assface
you can use calipers to judge yourself against yourself dipshit
if you ab skinfold is @ 10 mm and then 2 weeks later it's @ 6 mm then you are indeed leaner dumbass
Translation: a skinfold caliper brought the confidence back into my life ::)
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Anabolachio is one of the funniest guys on here, these are classic.
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A'halo should publish his work.
"Money, whores and drugs - Everything you need for a successful life"
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A'halo should publish his work.
"Money, whores and drugs - Everything you need for a successful life"
galeniko you mean
i would be the first to read the book
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Chrioflex post obout goodrums negro shrubbery.
;) :D
I wouldn't eat your negro shrubbery if it was the last food on earth. May your crops suffer a drought drier than a Primemuscle post, and may your gardens be filled with insects and produce an unfruitful harvest.
Other than that, hope you are doing well Melvin.
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;) :D
shameless self promotion from formerly humble rookie chiro in this thread
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shameless self promotion from formerly humble rookie chiro in this thread
at least he does not see himself as a God like it is the case with jizzo81
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at least he does not see himself as a God like it is the case with jizzo81
shitzo is swimming in a pool of vodka all the time
kid is fucked up
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shitzo is swimming in a pool of vodka all the time
kid is fucked up
Are you saying that when mosquitos bite shizzo they fly home, beat up their wives and shit the bed?
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Are you saying that when mosquito's bite shizzo they fly home, beat up their wives and shit the bed?
lmao ;D
what im saying cyp is that the last time shitzo dropped his bottle of vodka it hit him on the back of his head
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Are you saying that when mosquito's bite shizzo they fly home, beat up their wives and shit the bed?
;D
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One day you wake up and your body looks like this. What you gonna do with your new body?
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/getbig054.jpg)
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galeniko you mean
i would be the first to read the book
You guys inspire each other (no homos)
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You guys inspire each other (no homos)
Imagine if Galeniko told some of the best and craziest stories from his life, and he had a really good writer to write it. That would be epic.
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Imagine if Galeniko told some of the best and craziest stories from his life, and he had a really good writer to write it. That would be epic.
gal gets his ass kissed on here
not healthy his ego will explode
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gal gets his ass kissed on here
not healthy his ego will explode
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hNd_2gsN2as/TAwHn5GjsBI/AAAAAAAABJo/V6efGvYYOwo/s1600/bigheaded.jpg)
"the death of Galeniko. - Ironmeister, 2013. Bronze, polished."
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hNd_2gsN2as/TAwHn5GjsBI/AAAAAAAABJo/V6efGvYYOwo/s1600/bigheaded.jpg)
"the death of Galeniko. - Ironmeister, 2013. Bronze, polished."
;D
get big history is littered with the masses turning on the arrogance of former respected members
and driving them off the board like a pack of wild dogs
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;D
get big history is littered with the masses turning on the arrogance of former respected members
and driving them off the board like a pack of wild dogs
I don't see Getbig turning towards Galeniko. I really don't see it happening..
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at least he does not see himself as a God like it is the case with jizzo81
Its king. KING.
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Are you saying that when mosquitos bite shizzo they fly home, beat up their wives and shit the bed?
Hahahahahaha!!! The king is amused ;D
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lmao ;D
what im saying cyp is that the last time shitzo dropped his bottle of vodka it hit him on the back of his head
King Shizzo getting raped in this thread.
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King Shizzo getting raped in this thread.
Long live Queen Shizzo.
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If Queen shizzo was Henry VIII, he would have reformed the Catholic Church into a bar.
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Yes, the pernicious liberal teachings inherent in most analytic philosophy has wrecked many a young man's life. I for one took my first hit of crack immediately upon laying down Wittgenstein's Investigations. ::)
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Imagine if Galeniko told some of the best and craziest stories from his life, and he had a really good writer to write it. That would be epic.
on the couch with oprah once it hits the stores
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come to think off, anabolchalo if thats him laying there with the gatorade and fashionable glasses, deserves the title of most drmaticaly improved athlete on here.
???
replenishing the elecrolites is the secret to total transformation
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don youngblood dethroned vince taylor for mr olympia.............i never saw gandolfini out act deniro or pacino...........you have to go with youngblood
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shameless self promotion from formerly humble rookie chiro in this thread
I will sacrifice every ounce of integrity and humility I once had for an opportunity to publicly mock the great Melvin J. Goodrum. :D
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Andreistheman " I would hit so hard, I just love plain white women that can pass for being men"
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I will sacrifice every ounce of integrity and humility I once had for an opportunity to publicly mock the great Melvin J. Goodrum. :D
Welcome to the club :D
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Welcome to the club :D
The only club you belong to is AA, and they kicked you out for being such a delusional f.aggot.
Did your brother kill himself yet?
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(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-B3AB_51C374E3.jpg)
this one is really true tho
i cant tell you how much it pisses me off
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The only club you belong to is AA, and they kicked you out for being such a delusional f.aggot.
Did your brother kill himself yet?
Quality attempt.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/50931-Colbert-slow-clap-gif-tOP4.gif)
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Big cock for an oriental.
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A couple more examples of why I've joined Team Anabolachio.
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Someone should copy-paste an 'A'halo Bible'
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Someone should copy-paste an 'A'halo Bible'
x2. Fitness is the man for the job.
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i'm just a normal guy with extraordinary compulsions to dissertate obscure topics extensively on getbig
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x2. Fitness is the man for the job.
I try to save his best quotes and add them to the blue photo where he is sitting in a chair. :)
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i'm just a normal guy with extraordinary compulsions to dissertate obscure topics extensively on getbig
No mustache threads?
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I try to save his best quotes and add them to the blue photo where he is sitting in a chair. :)
The quotes work perfectly with that image.
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No mustache threads?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mtBYmX4w72U/ULJkxPvrhPI/AAAAAAAAElU/2l8dOIRIol8/s1600/Mo%2526Sons-Mo-is-King.jpg)
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mtBYmX4w72U/ULJkxPvrhPI/AAAAAAAAElU/2l8dOIRIol8/s1600/Mo%2526Sons-Mo-is-King.jpg)
I imagine you spending countless hours holed up in your moms basement using every search engine possible to find pictures of crowns to bolster your king gimmick.
Kind of sad and pathetic..... like your body. :D
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I imagine you spending countless hours holed up in your moms basement using every search engine possible to find pictures of crowns to bolster your king gimmick.
Kind of sad and pathetic..... like your body. :D
agreed.
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Grown man pretending to be a king ???
My lad does the same thing, although he is only 5
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agreed.
X2
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Grown man pretending to be a king ???
My lad does the same thing, although he is only 5
Teach him well then. He might replace me one day ;)
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Grown man pretending to be a king ???
My lad does the same thing, although he is only 5
(http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/IBEPZASAiQ5X2kmoM_Gn7A/l.jpg)
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(http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/IBEPZASAiQ5X2kmoM_Gn7A/l.jpg)
King approved! ;D Might have to get a sign like this put in my castle tavern.
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King approved! ;D Might have to get a sign like this put in my castle tavern.
Hit in order, Bottle King edition
(mine: 3,1,2,4)
(http://www.realityaired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/melissa-gorga-with-models-at-bottle-king-in-nj-2.jpg)
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Hit in order, Bottle King edition
(mine: 3,1,2,4)
(http://www.realityaired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/melissa-gorga-with-models-at-bottle-king-in-nj-2.jpg)
The king would hit in thy same order.
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They all look crazy, lol.
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They all look crazy, lol.
Crazy women = steamy sex
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Mohammad Benaziza vs Nasser El Sonbaty
Small vs Big
Symmetry vs Mass
More pro victories (on less contests) or less 1st places (on far more contests) + 2nd at Olympia
Who was better/bigger CHEMIST?
Which Arab "win" ,both a dead !.
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Looks like someone has pissed on her face, right after drinking a nitric oxide supplement
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Shitfaced81 simply cannot allow this reality to set in. He won't be able to coop.
He comes off as a child, a very naive one at that, signalling an obvious lack of emotional development which cause is the reason for his escalating alcoholism.
He imposes a false reality, classic avoidance and denial characteristics of a mentally ill addict.
Sadly, this reality as mentioned above consists of aspirations to be anything but his current one of debased turd status, running away from accepting the multiple dick slaps life has served him.
Finally, not only does he suffer from apathy, depression, lack of discipline, and ambition, but he is also very susceptible to suicide, as that clearly runs in the family.
Although, i doubt shitfaced81 has the balls to do such a thing, opting for a much slower death via fermented beverage.
Very pathetic indeed.
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I have been getting a raw deal Gal. Many people are jealous of me. They send me pm's like: "Oh I have to give you props, that was funny" I'm like: Why can't you say that in the thread? Lemmings.
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This will not save you now. >:(
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This will not save you now. >:(
you wrote it. Blame youself - not me.
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Epic shot in the dark, folk psychological theorizing which is, needless to say, completely off-base (I couldn't be happier with myself relative the circus freaks here); brutal elementary school level ability to handle language; shocking gh15 elf Freudian slip.
Careful with your next slurp of galeniko gravy; you've had rather a lot and this next batch might bump you over your caloric limit. ;D
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Although Schindler saved jews, whereas Shizzo craves booze.
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lol
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banging bitches left and right, raw - no pulling out
loaded with money and fancy cars
lifting heavy ass weights that mortals can only dream of
monster muscles, monster muscles everywhere
full head of hair but cranium so aesthetic he prefers to shave it down
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Haha, what a boss
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/206243_10200975165930022_256563711_n.jpg)
lol
Where to even start...
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Where to even start...
This could be a quote from dj181
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Where to even start...
yup lol.......
you just know somewhere out there permabulking naturals are taking this shit seriously
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Crazy women = steamy sex
well.. not always.
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well.. not always.
OK, OK..., a little exaggerated
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hipolito mejia aka Joel Goldberg, your mundane, harelip lisped commentaries, however inaccurate, do provide a glimpse into your oblong headed obsession with man-bear-pigs as well as your heroic attempts to steal a pair of their soiled and worn Fruit of the Looms so you can wear them as a face mask to huff through as Darth Gaydar while you stalk cub scouts outside the local YMCA. Aside from the warped and vile thoughts festering in that colossal boil you call a head, which might I add would make Chris Hanson weep to his knees, you constantly mash those crooked cum coated snausages you call fingers on your Hewlett Packard soft-key starting new threads which rival the entertainment value of watching "tbombz" braid his rastafari-esque taint hairs in different lanyard patterns which he learned from 58 year old Camp Counselor Chip behind the Gymnastics center at day camp. Because these sickening images get your mis-shapen dreidel of a penis at half mast, that doesn't mean you need to keep posting new threads over and over of these cock-clit sporting Brunhildas. Now, kindly squat your gelatinous carcass on all fours which is no new position to a pissant like yourself, and walk your way out through getbigs 'doggie door' before I wrap your dandruff riddled single stranded Ace Ventura cowlick around that greasy eczema infested neck, use your suspenders to hang you from the top of the Rainbow buffet flag pole, and watch you get the "21 fag salute", you vile heathen.
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Damn he can still do it
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Standing ovation
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I have been hesitant to post this but it has been long enough so WTH. The connection I had with the Pacers, his wife would bang Scottie when the Bulls came into town. He used to brag to me about it and I actually thought it was bullshit. One day I was at the Cambridge Inn in downtown Indy getting a jersey signed for a buddy. I met the Pacer guy and his wife in the lobby. The bus pulls up, Scotty walks up , grabs her by the hand and they go straight to the elevator. I look over at this guy and he goes "see I told you she was fucking Scottie, how many husbands can say that?" I relied, "probably 40 or 50 in every city that has an NBA team." As I leave the hotel I turn around and look and he is just sitting on a couch in the lobby waiting while his wife gets plowed by Scottie.
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well.. not always.
but more often than not
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:D
250mg, 500mg etc
are common doses for test
but if your test is 300mg/ml
it's irritating
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Billy Guns and 240 moderates the board. I do as well however I run almost 50 different websites so I'm not at Anabolic Mayhem 24 hours a day. However, I don't see anywhere on the forum where your name is even mentioned, so please elaborate as to what the fuck you're talking about
big business
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Some boys will join the military to find a sense of purpose and become real men in the deserts of a formerly unknown land, maybe dying there for new-found friends; some will dither and pursue an advanced degree of some form or other to delay interacting with reality on a full-time basis; some will emerge themselves early and work from the get-go, probably exchanging practical experience for lower lifetime earnings; some will seek enlightenment via unusual experiences such as psychedelic drug use, living overseas, or working on an Alaskan fishing boat; and, some will sit on old mens' cocks for pennies on the dollar, rob family for drug money, and post hairy bumshots for anonymous men on a message board in order to crave their desperate need for attention and approval.
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
reworked and rewritten magic. Syntax at his best!
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reworked and rewritten magic. Syntax at his best!
that's uberman's work isnt it
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that's uberman's work isnt it
originally I think. But Archer 77 pointed out that syntax took the original quote and rewrote it. I like syntax' version better.
Only the first paragraph is mine; the rest is due to a certain "Raymond" of 'girls and sons' fame.
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wont crack top 6, if he does its all politics, theres never been a first time olympian crack top 6 in long time
*me: "but, blahblahblah.."*
yeah 2 guys in last how many years, i said there hasnt been many..........for me rhoden was a political move.
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I like this guy :D
jay came a long way, from driving his convertible mustang to a ferarri.........well done
jay has 4 more olympias in him
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I don't wear jeans if I do I wear like a 52
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hhahahahahaha
cswol i want to know the secrets of how to get bitch tits like you with almost no rom on bench
how can i make the bitchtits grow asap, summer holiday around the corner and i want proudly show off how hardcore i am, bitchtits are part of the game 8)
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Otis FTW
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Loved you in "the machinist" *
(http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Christian%20Bale%20in%20The%20Machinist.jpg)
* comment made to dj181
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Do YU KNOW HOW SAILS WORK U DRUNK FUKHEAD??? TOO MUCH ALCOOHOL?
TOO MUCH BOOZEHEAD? CANT THINK
FUKHEAD ALCOHOLIK
HERE PIC, THINK FUCKHED
(http://www.gussails.net/pictures/J22_downwind_Cayman.jpg)
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This entire mess is just another perfect example of how the real losers will always be the white taxpayers......excuse me.... the creepy ass cracker taxpayers.
If the wanna be thug and wanna be cop had never crossed paths that night there's every reason to believe Trayvon (who the fuck names their kid Trayvon? Are blacks always high when they name their kids?) would have impregnated Rachel the Hutt and many other similar women who would have raised his illegitimate kids at the expense of................the creepy ass cracker taxpayers.
Since they did meet and Trayvon ended up dead, we get to have this expensive trial all paid for by............the creepy ass cracker taxpayers.
If Zimmerman gets convicted, he goes to jail for many years at the expense of.............the creepy ass cracker taxpayers.
Just think of how much it must cost just to feed that man. Did he kill Trayvon AND eat him too?
If Zimmerman gets off, we get to have a nice big riot, all at the expense of.........the creepy ass cracker taxpayers.
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I would rather be Gandolfini, know how many fucked up naked actresses he got to pretend to fuck, and most likely fucked in his trailer.
Plus his character Tony fucked a one legged chick, something Don nor any of us have done.
props
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thanks
very soon i will get the girls like you
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I just tweeted jay told him everyone predicting big ramy gona put him out the top 3 told him his cupcake years are over he's gona have to get on the SWOL program in order to shut it down
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steroid inflated arms are invaluable tools to pull whores in the club
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physique wise most women wouldnt give this guy a second look at all
especially in a t shirt he would look like nothing special
he is handsome and rich but that's not the point
physique wise this is acceptable but not grab woman attention at all
this physique makes women drop their jaw open and feel like little girl with daddy going to rape them and they like it
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i told her to shut up a hundred times but she wouldnt shut up
so then i said if you dont shut up right now i will cut off your head
i really didnt plan on saying that, as i spoke the words i thought "what the fuck am i saying"
then basically she started fearing for her life and breaking down psychologically
havent seen her in days now ???
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stay in denial fella stay thinking you are the "perfect size, nothing more than this" ::)
i have taken woman to fibo and she went crazy for this guys
many woman look ronnie coleman video on youtube and mastarbait
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start by fixing your mental problems
it's just roid rage
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About Shizzo81
I don't think I'm brave enough to allow such a stallion into our bedroom. I can only imagine what he is capable of doing with that head...... fisting maybe?
"1"
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About Shizzo81
Lol! I was just going to post that ;D
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I don't get why bottoms want guys with bigger dicks.
I mean - guys ain't built like chicks where the vaginal wall is close to the anal cavity and so the pleasure nerve endings are there.
I know your prostate is there but I reckon mine must be broken 'cause I've had chicks try to get me off that way and it just feels like someone's got a finger in my ass. I had a chick stick a dildo in my ass once and another give me an enema. The thing is - there was no sexual sensation equivalent to having my bone chewed. I was horny at the time but I felt nothing other than overfull and that I wanted a dump. It was just discomfort and a bit of a giggle. Your cock is where all the fun is for a guy, and the nerve endings just ain't in your ass.
So what is it? A domination thing with giving up your ass? Seems like it's a very one-sided activity pleasure wise.
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Brutal self post. Some of us are guilty of that as well 8)
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Vince's new one about him not having a gunt is hysterical while in the ua shirt.
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I don't get why bottoms want guys with bigger dicks.
I mean - guys ain't built like chicks where the vaginal wall is close to the anal cavity and so the pleasure nerve endings are there.
I know your prostate is there but I reckon mine must be broken 'cause I've had chicks try to get me off that way and it just feels like someone's got a finger in my ass. I had a chick stick a dildo in my ass once and another give me an enema. The thing is - there was no sexual sensation equivalent to having my bone chewed. I was horny at the time but I felt nothing other than overfull and that I wanted a dump. It was just discomfort and a bit of a giggle. Your cock is where all the fun is for a guy, and the nerve endings just ain't in your ass.
So what is it? A domination thing with giving up your ass? Seems like it's a very one-sided activity pleasure wise.
bahahahaha this is classic this will go viral
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bahahahaha this is classic this will go viral
I first read it and thought it was a quote from psycopath because I read it out of your post which wrongly indicates that it is a quote from psycopath, lmao
psycopath I would fix that so no one thinks it`s you ;)
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another thread from shizzo with my name it. you little dick rider you. :D
you guys knew this was coming right? Brutal 9 inch guns with a brutal feminine waist! 8)
wait till I get on my real cycle and add in GH this summer, you keyboard warriors guys are gonna shit bricks!
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I first read it and thought it was a quote from psycopath because I read it out of your post which wrongly indicates that it is a quote from psycopath, lmao
psycopath I would fix that so no one thinks it`s you ;)
I think he should fix it so that no one thinks it's me.
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i have a degree in fucking getbiggers moms
;D
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I give credit where it's due.
About Shizzo81:
You'll be one of the fat fucks there, who feels the need to tell me they are starting a diet next week with a hotdog hanging our of their mouth.
That's if you can take a break from this place for ten minutes.
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(http://www.timdowns.net/Less_than_Dead_images/Huge_dog.bmp)
Only question is which one of those studs will mount your bare ass first?
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47,000 posts? Join date 2003? :o Oh Bouncer, they have found the treasure chest of doom. Hope you don't have any skeletons ;)
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damn bouncer looks stringy, wasting away, there must be something wrong with his diet.
i totaly dwarf him and outlean him.
AIDS is a merciless disease.
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Classic!
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are you saying hes rather the giver or taker role?
it seems as kind of an anomaly that the bouncer has an epic build and 49.000 posts on another forum. I smell a fake account who is a pale skinny teenager desperate for online attention.
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Shameless self promotion but I like this one.
"The Gayor is the kind of guy with a distant father who realized pretty early that his son wasn't "normal". Dad went out of his way to ignore and avoid his son and probably drank heavily. I can only imagine the dissappointment on the day dad asked his son what he was building with his Legos only to be met with the reply, "I'm building a town filled with muscle men and I'm the mayor." Many dreams were shattered that day."
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Shameless self promotion but I like this one.
"The Gayor is the kind of guy with a distant father who realized pretty early that his son wasn't "normal". Dad went out of his way to ignore and avoid his son and probably drank heavily. I can only imagine the dissappointment on the day dad asked his son what he was building with his Legos only to be met with the reply, "I'm building a town filled with muscle men and I'm the mayor." Many dreams were shattered that day."
lolololololololololololo lolololololololololololo lolololololololololololo lololol
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what, bouncer has ammased 49k posts on 1 forum? :o
real men delete just short of reaching 10k ;D
whats that forum, i wanna troll it a bit ;D
jesus christ, Gal. Getbig is your evil addiction. ;D
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well, sex drive really becomes an issue at very lean, at times.
if i know ill have sex for sure(ie the escort is on her way),i have some bad calories before that.diet and bbuilding is one thing, but women have priority over any of this.
if go out and eat with a woman, ill just eat kinda normal something, but only if i can feel out she wil lbe sexual victimpartner later on, if not i just have diet coke.i would rather kill myself before bringing with me a tupperware with chicken breast and brokli to a date.
but yeah the body alone wont make for women throwing themselves at an otherwise asocial bbuilder, starts all the way from how one is walking, talking etc, but i got those "street smarts".
(https://agustinalturria.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/american-psycho.jpg)
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Wes should be the one that decides if shizzo get modstatus. Im sure he will be fair
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Made me laugh too
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Looking at Jay Leno's face makes me think of a Jay Cutler, fucking asshole hybrid.
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This fat whore even eats her dog's food. >:(
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-B609_51D3E787.jpg)
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That call about Cswol and his pants being so big they'd rip up the house foundations on the clothesline was up there with the best.
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I come across this pic in almost every thread, lol.
(http://food.lohudblogs.com/files/PetesChiliDog2.jpg)
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*
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(http://www.ktar.com/emedia/apimage/bdf3f93d-2488-48a7-8ead-d7fa15f4dde3.jpg)
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* posting about what Las Vegas is famous for.
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The record shows I took the blows and did it myyyyy wayyyy!
Bombz has a good heart. He's helped alot of people on this site with dieting training advice.
He recently helped a 5"8(wearing elevator shoes) Wiggs go from 350lb to just a hair over 300lbs, bringing him down to a more manageable 45 percent bodyfat.
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;D
Tbombz is a holey man who once spent a year in silence atop a mountain in Jerusalem to better understand the sound of his anus. His desire is to simultaneously unite a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim into one accepting orifice.
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no shit,thats with no juice ::)
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Youv'e just been "dj181ed"... he chases you around the board... asks you a million questions and your advice and kisses your ass for a month, you are nice enough to respond to his posts and give him some really good information, and try to help the guy...and he says " nah, i think I'll do what I'm doing" ...all 165 pounds of him.
Complete waste of time taking him seriously.
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prime muscle, theres no ecto endo meso morfs, other than structure.
...
in the concentration camps,i bet the jewish were all mixes of morfs, and the survivors all came shredded.
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After the failed attempt on Flex's life, he has just learned that the Dragon Clan has put out another hit on him...paid for by the stoic man in the front.
(http://nsa26.casimages.com/img/2011/04/30/110430101402617124.jpg)
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If that is real, it is about as sick as Branch winning shows. ;D
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Haha, I laugh squarely in faces of any toolshed that buys these clowns' 'book'.
Oh fucking brother, people spamming their websites and forums get shit-canned but some Eastern European self-proclaimed pimp and jailbird that looks like a schoolboy next to anyone else in a photo, and some semi-gimmick that doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', are selling their heap of shitty, derivative crap all over the site.
Gali posts almost as infuriatingly as gh15 and recently posted a picture - he later deleted - of him topless in a nightclub surrounded by women that ALL outmassed him. No one - assuming his pic is real and he isn't really fatass snakeboy - looks like any generic, dime-a-dozen juicer walking around any gym in any small/mid-sized town. These clowns think people should pay 20 bucks to read their drivel.
Here , I'll post the book now:
take drugs.
eat lean protein and veggies.
diet.
Then you can look like a gypo that is smaller than bitches in a nightclub and some dude that walked out of a fire with 3rd degree burns , turkey neck, and a flabby lower belly that wobbles in the wind. HAHAHAHHAHA.
This has to be a fucking joke. Two nobodies that look no different to most guys after decades of drugs trying to sell a formula that everybody already knows. Fuck that, I'd rather read Groink's books because at 49 he is genuinely outstanding and has something he could possbily impart. Then again, he's already honest enough to tell it like it is and what he's up to. No begging for 20 bucks. Hell, you can bareback tbombz for that!
Getbiggers, hang your collective heads in shame. LOL.
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I bet he* smells terrible.
(http://oi43.tinypic.com/2qa4b3a.jpg)
* Jason Genova
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The S.S. No Homo set out on a three-hour tour to spot male sirens in the calm, azure waters. Tbombz had himself tied to the bow so he could withstand their fatal allure. Bag Ach and DJ didn't give a shit.
Aftermath: Alas, Big Ach didn't make it back to land, and the rubber pterodactyl soon turned the tables to DJ's briny discontent.
Tbombz survived (and booked his next cruise), he just smells like chum and scum.
(http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz137/kolikafeenyx1/Merman%20Pictures/siren.jpg)
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this dude is pretty diesel
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/11951_444952918926591_229867870_n.jpg)
response to the above:
will you stop talking about girls in other threads, the facade has long since slipped.
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i feel sorry for myself i wasnt a teen in the 2nd world war.
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'swoli-o-huuuuuuuuge.
With a heart of fireworks and roasted kidneys the sky's the limit - literally.
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Cswol is the GBr of 2013 no doubt.
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The calm moments before the launching of Operation Desert Schwarm.*
*Neologism: Schwarm (n) def = whenever a swarm of Schwänze are deployed to annihilate Jay's anus.
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Nice job with these updates FitnessFrenzy 8)
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Nice job with these updates FitnessFrenzy 8)
thanks, bro. :)
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I envy black men for their porn star & Coleman genetics.
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"Thanks TA, your principles really do work."
LOL
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Milos Sarcev's Koloseum "Nutritional Science" ;D ;D ;D for destruction of kidneys :P
How was it possible that Nobel Prize committee didn't reward this institution? :-\
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I would like to see Phil Heath fight Musclecenter. Coach Huang would use dirty tricks and throw soy sauce in Phil's eyes.
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im going to start training with under chris cormier, going to win the LA masters next year, qualify for USA, win USA masters, get pro card, then off to the olympia!
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I wouldn't laugh at cswol.
I would fall over into a ball of maniacal and uncontrollable laughter. Look at that deep hue of penis purple. Holy FUCK is he ever going to die of a heart attack.
Seriously though, I will set aside a few hours of my time to devise an easy to follow, tasty and healthy dietary plan for him. I do a lot of cooking and can come up with a realistic meal plan that he could use to tack some extra years onto his lifespan. He doesn't look like he has much time left on this earth. :-X
Lol!!!! "That deep hue of penis purple" Hahahahha
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Hide in the fucking straw bins my friend. The king will find you.
response:
Look behind you I'm already there holding Excalibur, ready to strike.....no lube
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Hahahaha, what a dildo. ;D
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a good bber is a dead one
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marcel and 240 is back are in a tough competition of who has the most morbid and dry humor. :)
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a court slave boy eagerly awaits the rough anal treatment by king shizzo he gets on a daily basis:
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response:
He's thinking, another night of king whiskey dick
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One of the rare moments that I feel ashamed for being white..
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One of the rare moments that I feel ashamed for being white..
those are some sick lyrics
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LOL Cswol has jumped quickly into legend status on here. That vid is amazing
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that cswol video is pretty nice.
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Sevastase breaking it down!
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LOL Cswol has jumped quickly into legend status on here. That vid is amazing
gonna be the white ct fletcher with all the cursing and hardcore
gonna make it big and get rich
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damn i'm a funny guy, honestly
would love to have a twin brother and go to the club with him where we would dazzle the girls with our juicy arms
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damn i'm a funny guy, honestly
would love to have a twin brother and go to the club with him where we would dazzle the girls with our juicy arms
;D
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Wiggs, will you drive me around Los Santos in a Limo? In GTA V
lol. I'm going to drive you around like a servant and steal your shit, fuck your wife and watch your tv (All in game). lol
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Whatever happened to BayGBM? (no homo)
He is very busy atm answering PM's from sexually-confused getbiggers......fielding questions such as.....
- Is it gay if my girlfriend pegs me in the ass?
- I get boners from looking at oiled musclemen in thongs. Is it gay?
- Where is Kai Greene performing next week? And can I get front row tickets to the towel show?
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1) Right click image
2) Select View Image
3) Zoom in
(http://c767204.r4.cf2.rackcdn.com/3016377b-e8ee-4b21-b2bd-17f8ba8dcffc.jpg)
Cool pic Stark, can you do one of Galineko's face I want to zoom in on his nostrils and count the cocaine granules ;D
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For Wiggs, Medical Marijuana Dispensary in GTA V
http://kotaku.com/can-you-smoke-pot-in-grand-theft-auto-v-731743847 (http://kotaku.com/can-you-smoke-pot-in-grand-theft-auto-v-731743847)
Now wiggs will spend all his time smoking and never complete a single mission.
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My compliments, FF
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1. Looks like my IT support "Paula" fron Chennai,
2. If I was drunk and was wearing high heels I might make an honest mistake there,
3. Face melting, acid not washed off yet,
4. I don't produce enough semen to fill up those cheeks,
5. Looks perky and fit, would hit like I was a Saudi princess and she washed my undergarments,
6. You can tell that her parents gave her fetal alcohol syndrome from something stronger than beer,
7. Looks like a tv star, in a "Brienne of Tarth with red hair and metabolic syndrome"-kind of way.
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reply to CSWOL:
You are a fascinating man. You shut everyone down at instant-gratification menial tasks (typing, lifting weights) yet fail at more complex tasks, such as life, career, etc. Must be poor parenting.
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Shitsoul's account should've been deleted long time ago. At least now they have a good reason to do so.
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i hope to meet jay before he will go after nasser
maybe you could go on tour with jay in his mobile home. Maybe be his personal assistant?
yes his nutritionist i will feed him a bowl of poison
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^
hahah
I love that guy.
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"My thoughts are one hundred percent Hebraic." --Milton Wiggins the Third
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I remember the first encounter I had with a bear. It occured at a campsite bathroom. It was sort of a big cabin with stalls, urinals and shower heads. I was just 18 at the time and had just completed high school. Anyway I went to use the bathroom and as I opened the stall door sitting before me on the toilet was large mature man with white hair and beard and blazing blue eyes. "Sorry" I muttered. "You had it right. Get in here" he said. I stepped forward. "Now close the door he commanded." I closed the stall door and as I turned back towards him I became aware of the stench of the man's bowel movement. "Drop your drawers", he ordered. My bathing trunks dropped to my ankles. He cupped his right hand over my nuts and squeezed. "Now turn around," he commanded. I turned my backside to him. His hands reached and pulled my buns apart and he inspected my asshole. He pulled me onto his lap, reached around and pinched my nipples. It was like electricity shot up my spine. Next I found myself on my knees in front of him with this engorged member stuffed in my mouth. He squeezed out another big stinky dump as I bobbed up and down on his salty manhood. What happened next changed me forever. He reached back and grabbed a handful of his own turd and proceeded to smear it up inside my ass crack. I was then abruptly bent over the toilet and penetrated by his mature cock. He rode me good and hard for about five minutes before he blew huge load of hot cum in my virgin ass. I never saw that man again, but I've spent the last 20 years chasing that experience throughout the discos, bathhouses and rest areas of North America and Europe.
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to anabolichalo:
Sorry bro, I don't believe you have a son or an African gf/wife. Proof or you're full of shit.
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/81606910e28ffd8b79a605235dda6fcb/tumblr_mpwws2EsGq1rlrdo3o1_500.jpg)
I would squeeze those cheeks until I tasted the Nutella.
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zeus lol. i believe hercules father correct?
jesus its been a while since i studied greek mythology Im horrible
you are such a complete homo
this is the type of post i imagine an american homo to make
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:-X
pm me your e-mail and i'll send you some update pics and then you can tell me if i'm bigger or not ;)
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If you go into your profile, there is a setting that tells total time you've spent logged into the site.
Profile / Profile Info / Show stats / Total Time Spent Online
Here's mine:
29 days, 23 hours 44 minutes
I'm sure some have racked up some major time on here.
What is your time? Who holds the record.
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If you go into your profile, there is a setting that tells total time you've spent logged into the site.
Profile / Profile Info / Show stats / Total Time Spent Online
Here's mine:
29 days, 23 hours 44 minutes
I'm sure some have racked up some major time on here.
What is your time? Who holds the record.
when it says that ur a geek... then you hold the record. :)
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33386 I think with 637 days then 240 with 500-600
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=stats
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Is this just a running time of if you say logged in even while not posting?
Or do you have to actively be viewing threads?
good question.
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Is this just a running time of if you say logged in even while not posting?
Or do you have to actively be viewing threads?
Logged in
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Total time logged in: 23 days, 21 hours and 29 minutes.
Stays logged in even if you turn the pc off??
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I would imagine so, unless if you switch browsers frequently
Quite the expert, any proxy knowledge by any chance? ;D
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If you go into your profile, there is a setting that tells total time you've spent logged into the site.
Profile / Profile Info / Show stats / Total Time Spent Online
Here's mine:
29 days, 23 hours 44 minutes
I'm sure some have racked up some major time on here.
What is your time? Who holds the record.
you must be very proud of yourself , said with a[australian] germen accent.
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Is this just a running time of if you say logged in even while not posting?
Or do you have to actively be viewing threads?
It can not be just running time because mine said 100 days like 7-8 months ago and now it says 130 days, so it has to mean something else but I don`t what ???
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240.
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If its truly just the hours spent viewing threads, that makes 130 days quite impressive!
ya but no where near record times like 500 + days, also sometimes I leave the page open and go somewhere for a couple hours and continue looking through thread and what not when I come back.
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True.
Plus, there is a ton of posts on these forums, I can see why there is so much time for some posters, with so much to read
where you really rack up the time here is feuding or debating, that can last 3-4 hour at a time, That is why I play risk on line and have 50 games going at once so I can play risk in between post, Internet is serious biznez ;D
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240 or wiggs.
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the one who is the biggest loser
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240 or wiggs.
Nope, I'm not in the top ten for posts or timeonline. I've only been on 195 days.
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33386 I think with 637 days then 240 with 500-600
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=stats
Damn 637 - I got 274 not even close.
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Total Time Spent Online: 17 days, 13 hours and 51 minutes.
Total Posts: 1031 posts
Total Topics Started: 50 topics
Number of Polls Created: 0 polls
Number of Votes Cast: 0 votes
I seem to have a life ;D....
Don't worry stud, that'll go away one day.
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Total time logged in: 44 days, 5 hours and 38 minutes.
That's what mine says. There have to be some really high ones out there.
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I am logged into getbig 24 hours everyday on my galaxy note 2
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333386 635d 14h 31m
240 is Back 547d 22h 46m
tendonitis 531d 14h 34m
kiwiol 476d 22h 8m
NarcissisticDeity 418d 11h 26m
Parker 360d 12h 29m
BayGBM 356d 2h 1m
dj181 316d 13h 57m
chaos 316d 13h 21m
dr.chimps 306d 2h 25m
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333386 635d 14h 31m
240 is Back 547d 22h 46m
tendonitis 531d 14h 34m
kiwiol 476d 22h 8m
NarcissisticDeity 418d 11h 26m
Parker 360d 12h 29m
BayGBM 356d 2h 1m
dj181 316d 13h 57m
chaos 316d 13h 21m
dr.chimps 306d 2h 25m
Calvin did not make another list.
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I have 50 pounds of lean tissue on you, and Im leaner than you. Your genetics suck bitch....give it up....you will never look like me, not in this decade....and most certainly wont look like ronnie coleman in the next million lifetimes
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Mr Warren is a fast talking Texan. He should try becoming a cattle auctioneer (insert pic of Branch and the pony).
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Hmmm...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485581.0;attach=526486;image)
(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130718_071644_zpsf2a44db9.jpg)
Arms look identical. I just need a tan like you.
Edit: I didn't notice how close to the mirror this guy was. My arms probably are a little bigger then.
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Shizzo is a GB Hall of Famer
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Shizzo is a GB Hall of Famer
Only thing exciting in life these days is a post from Shizzo...
Or an update from dj181
its quite obvious kwon2 is not a person to take seriously.
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its quite obvious kwon2 is not a person to take seriously.
And I am?
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Lakers.
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lol where did he say that? ;D
It seems like he has rejected his post or the thread has been merged or deleted (?)
I think it was another thread, started by Shizzle
An Error Has Occurred!
The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.
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It seems like he has rejected his post or the thread has been merged or deleted (?)
I think it was another thread, started by Shizzle
No I think it was the "Let's start another shit thread" by UKjeffley.
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Exactly...The only people posting pictures of themselves today on Getbig are guys who have been injected by the Hierarchy's fruit serum and they're cruising for cock...
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yes i started feeding her denis wolf video
so she will see white man is not less of a man than black man
i showed her the interview with that spanish lolita girl
to make him look extra huge
she said in awe and admiration
HE IS LIKE GORILLA :o
and she fondled my arms
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Lee is now cultivating yet another obsession -extreme tattooing.
Sure he has always been a fan of the needle and ink. But he has now taken it to a new low.r
Is this bad? I believe any form of obsessive behaviour can't be beneficial. Anything that controls your day to day functionality, whether it be tattoo fixation, steroid use, height issues etc etc can't be healthy...on any level.
Lee is very healthy bro.
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2013 Olympia - Dennis Wolf 10 weeks out
Oh man. Only 3 BNS products? He better up the dosage. Without creatina, glutamina, whey proteina, casein proteina, pre workout stimulenta there is no bodybuild.
He would be 400lbs if he took all that - maybe he fears for his liver, kidneys and feet.
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New World Order - The Facts
:-X
they dont control everything yet, wiggs was just able to make this video slip through-under "theri" radar in time before some agency like nsa gets chance to know everything in the world whatsoever to do with interent ;D
wiggs is "neo" ;D
wiggs has an industructable looking face , its like a block head you would have to hit him multiple times over and over to finally put him to bed
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About 333386's claimed professional background:
the closest he got to being in the navy was commanding a fleet of rubber ducks at bath time
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I'm surprised that anyone in a radius of 300 feet around Cutler manages to stay awake.
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Part XIII
Branch snaps his head to the side and sees his jilted ex-lover aiming her cigarette holder at him. Branch swings the captive alien gray in front of his body as a shield, and the cigarette holder launches a neon-blue lazer beam. The beam nails the gray in the chest and leaves a smoking black hole in the hapless alien's now lifeless torso. Branch military presses the wasted alien over his head and hurls it into the cosmic-kunt, who lets out a shriek as the lifeless alien knocks her onto the floor. Branch grabs you by the hand and pulls you through a doorway just as the electronic door slams shut. His hand still holding yours...so strong...could it be...? Branch looks down at your enjoined hands and, with a look of disdain, drops yours like a hot potato. "I think the Control Room is this way," says Branch, turning to his right. The two of you break into a jog down a dimly lit corridor. "In there!", Branch exclaims. Branch storms into the Control Room with you bringing up the rear. A reptilian alien sits at the controls. He reaches for his lazer gun, but Branch is hotter then a summer night in Hell, and is all over the alien like a cheap suit, grabbing his gun-hand before he can take aim. Branch easily snaps his wrist then puts the intergalactic thug into a headlock and squeezes his head until his body goes limp in a doomed final moment. Branch tosses the corpse to the side and takes control of the Mothership...
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wow just wow this Juruth guy
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And the Darwin award goes to..
Thanks guys, one more Question
does the other computer im accessing need to be on?
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Lakers.
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i emailed you today about the water im dropping atm.
kidneys def getting dull throbbing feeling. almost sore.
you know your getting lean when...^
fuck i love this shit.
The lengths people will go to to seek validation on an internet forum.
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The lengths people will go to to seek validation on an internet forum.
Yeah, I called him retarded on that comment. Boggles my mind that they ignore the warning signals that the body is telling them.
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Yeah, I called him retarded on that comment. Boggles my mind that they ignore the warning signals that the body is telling them.
Dont worry, the next books called "Enjoying life whilst on dialysis"
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Yeah, I called him retarded on that comment. Boggles my mind that they ignore the warning signals that the body is telling them.
it's about drive and desire, you gotta want it
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it's about drive and desire, you gotta want it
Want what, a new kidney?
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it's about drive and desire, you gotta want it
Drive to the E.R.?
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are you suggesting that shitso îs The type of guy who likes to engage in casual banter at The urinals?
Hahaha yes sev, shizzo is the type 'guy' who washed his hands BEFORE using a public toilet, because his mother told him always to wash hands before you eat
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Shizzo will always be a great poster for faking his death, I've never seen that before and don't expect to see it again.
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Haterz keep building that brace, bc Yao all are just some bend over the desk pony boys takin a fuckin from ya boyfriends, muthafuckaz gon b shut down!
(http://www.tech-gaming.com/wp-content/comment-image/63855.jpg)
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ok so i did it right this time
1,25" deep
the key was to grab the muscle, like this guy said, it really reduced pain to about zero
gonna get double gains now since i used the full length of the needle now, not half
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Alright guys!!!! Enough! Maybe senses of humor vary by region, but there is no way anabolichalo is that funny. According to some retards, he has half of the best posts of 2013. What?
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Alright guys!!!! Enough! Maybe senses of humor vary by region, but there is no way anabolichalo is that funny. According to some retards, he has half of the best posts of 2013. What?
U jealous brah?
I appreciate him for his stupidity & trolling skills. Even someone like you, can't beat this.
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U jealous brah?
I appreciate him for his stupidity & trolling skills. Even someone like, you can't beat this.
You are right. Anabolichalo is far dumber than me.
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You are right. Anabolichalo is far dumber than me.
not likely but ok you can believe what you want
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You are right. Anabolichalo is far dumber than me.
Normally, I'm allergic to dumb fucks, but I can't hate this guy, just like Cswol.
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Speaking of Cswol.. (bump!)
U gota BSWOL 2 CSWOL
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=484428.0;attach=528109;image)
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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from a rich guy
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty" and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
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true story^^^^^^^^
however i cannot believe she'd be able to get a 500k income
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true story^^^^^^^^
however i cannot believe she'd be able to get a 500k income
Ask Dennis Wolf's wife
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Ask Dennis Wolf's wife
what does she do?
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what does she do?
I've asked this question in the past as well, but no answer.
Since they're located in Vegas, I assume it's a gambling-, whoring- or real estate business,... or all of this.
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To bigmc:
i hope you die a very slow and painful death
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yah s exactly what hes looking for.
well, first off, test is only one of the choices, the dosages are for long term, something to maintain, the guy doesnt want any more size, and well, to stay healthy with a functioning sex drive.
now to your "advice", its not sooo far off of what id say, but how lng you think its sensible to take 100mg anadrol daily ::)
and "good job" recomending 100mg anadrol daily to a guy who gets estrogen sides easy, thats really good advice, telling people to use the strongest aromatising stuff out there.
shrek, just shoot 1 or 2 test ampoulas weekly and diet hard, the estrogen wont even be an issue.
but yeah 1cc test e and coupkle shot tren a weekly will do.
if you dont mind the tren sides.
coming from a guy who wrote a book and expects people to buy it. bwahahaha... estrogen from anadrol.. lol
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To bigmc:
From which movie did he stole that quote?
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From which movie did he stole that quote?
Not sure if it was from a movie.
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Not sure if it was from a movie.
Mabye "Meltdown part IV"
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coming from a guy who wrote a book and expects people to buy it. bwahahaha... estrogen from anadrol.. lol
So what mechanism causes the water retention and gyno of this drug in people if not estrogen?
increased prolactin?
both?
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Waiting for your expertise on this matter broseph....
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you need psychiatric help
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I've asked this question in the past as well, but no answer.
Since they're located in Vegas, I assume it's a gambling-, whoring- or real estate business,... or all of this.
she divorced a rich german husband. Probably lives off this money.
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The only question is what type of floss to use after eating the corn.
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she divorced a rich german husband. Probably lives off this money.
Dumb ex-hubby, smart bitch..
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Dumb ex-hubby, smart bitch..
Imagine this guy, a rich german businessman knowing that his slut ex wife spends all her divorce money force feeding protein into Dennis Wolf's mouth. It would piss me off.
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Imagine this guy, a rich german businessman knowing that his slut ex wife spends all her divorce money force feeding protein into Dennis Wolf's mouth. It would piss me off.
LOL, yeah I can imagine his awkward feelings about this, or he doesn't mind at all, because he traded her in for a 20 year old model.
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LOL, yeah I can imagine his awkward feelings about this, or he doesn't mind at all, because he traded her in for a 20 year old model.
if he had not married her he would not have to pay for trading her for a new model
marriage is horrible
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marriage is horrible
lol
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check out the new lebron x lows.
i have 3 pair. prolly getting a fourth this week. best shoe i've seen since the jordan 5's
no shit i have kids coming up to me in the gym pointing at my kicks going 'dude, those things are sick'.
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I lolled at that one, a 42 year old man proud that kids are coming up to him commenting on his trainers.
FFS if a kid came up to me and gushed about anything I was wearing I would never wear it again.
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the same thought crossed my mind^^^^^^
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I lolled at that one, a 42 year old man proud that kids are coming up to him commenting on his trainers.
FFS if a kid came up to me and gushed about anything I was wearing I would never wear it again.
what if some f@ggot gushed over something you were wearing?
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I lolled at that one, a 42 year old man proud that kids are coming up to him commenting on his trainers.
FFS if a kid came up to me and gushed about anything I was wearing I would never wear it again.
x10000!!!! No one has issues. A guy in his 40's shouldn't be worried about shit like this.
He has an addiction. Mid-life crisis syndrome.
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I lolled at that one, a 42 year old man proud that kids are coming up to him commenting on his trainers.
FFS if a kid came up to me and gushed about anything I was wearing I would never wear it again.
Man, I really like no one... but I was thinking the same thing.... That shit's for high schoolers and black people.
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Man, I really like no one... but I was thinking the same thing.... That shit's for high schoolers and black people.
a phil heath hobby
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a phil heath hobby
Just arrived today my new Custom Transformer Devastator Lebron's. yes ppl you can't get these anywhere as I'm the first out if three to have them as me @kingjames and @joeyfirestone are it. Told ya I got dat FIRE when it comes to sneakers. Anyway, good luck to @kingjames and the Miami Heat as you guys are gonna have it tough but I have faith in you guys. #staygifted #philknows #Lebron #Heat #mrolympia #WhyUMad — with Oscar Gerardo Velazquez Lopez.
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ikinda hate to adress that clown, dont want him riding the galeniko wave to promote his bs but here goes.
anadrol shouldnt and cant convert to estrogen, but its much like an estrogen itself.
it causes all the notoroius estrogen typical side effects.
yup. my nips were itching bad on drol until i added nolvadex 10-20mg ed. cleared it right up though.
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yup. my nips were itching bad on drol until i added nolvadex 10-20mg ed. cleared it right up though.
And I hear that it's the only thing that works being that it selectively blocks estrogen at the breast tissue. Other "anti e's" inhibit the aromataze enzyme which anadrol doesn't even need in order to have its effects on estrogen receptors.
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Phil Heath is vain beyond belief. Even for an IFBB pro.
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is this a recent pic?
damn his hairline is fucked up
it was still fine last olympia
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And I hear that it's the only thing that works being that it selectively blocks estrogen at the breast tissue. Other "anti e's" inhibit the aromataze enzyme which anadrol doesn't even need in order to have its effects on estrogen receptors.
i can confirm this bro. nolvadex is handy to have around. wish i had some right now so i could run this dbol ive got. or some aromasin.. fuck the research companies though. pharma grade is the way forward
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No one taking a beating here. No real man worries about how many Lebron's he has. Oh brother!!!
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According to Vince, Arnold dissed him. Vince has been harboring the grudge ever since.
Ranks right up there with the 'Arnold and Mentzer' feud! lol.
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Just arrived today my new Custom Transformer Devastator Lebron's. yes ppl you can't get these anywhere as I'm the first out if three to have them as me @kingjames and @joeyfirestone are it. Told ya I got dat FIRE when it comes to sneakers. Anyway, good luck to @kingjames and the Miami Heat as you guys are gonna have it tough but I have faith in you guys. #staygifted #philknows #Lebron #Heat #mrolympia #WhyUMad — with Oscar Gerardo Velazquez Lopez.
Disgusting behavior, but what could one expect from Philippe Keith
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shopped.
It's either shopped or that man has middle fingers that are comparable in both size and length to the average white man's erect penis.
"1"
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Vince Basile is a living piece of history. He should be behind glass in a national museum.
Our suburban strip mall plastic culture has forgotten its roots. In pursuit of empty modernity, it has circumsized its heritage like some overeager mohel.
Yes, you can cast away Mr Vince Basile. Relegate him to the scrap heap of history if you so choose. Put him in a trailer, drive him to the dump, and throw him in it. Bury him in a landfill under the leavings of your disposable western world. That is your right.
And when your Ikea furniture is delaminating, when insomnia and uneasy suspicions weigh upon you, when you are lost and alone - you will remember what you have done.
You cast away this north pointing needle. This touchstone. This historical piece. Mr. Vince Basile. This nugget of antiquity.
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It's good that you wear a hoodie. It shows that you care about the eyesight of others.
its funny that you comment on people like me and gals face. have you seen yours? not only are you ugly but you look like a fucken dork. not joking here. not a single facial feature that make you stand out as anything more then joe schmoe the ugly normal. seriously bro, you are the definition of a below average normal looking person in both body and face. that's the great thing about the internet though, it gives people such as yourself to have a voice when talking to superior men. you would literally not even be seen if you were in the company of guys like me, groink, gal, OTH, no one, flintstones etc..
know your role bro, seriously.
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Are you suggesting I follow the advices of a Psychopath?!
No, i'm suggesting you eat a bowl of drano with a dash of cynaide and call it a life.
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GB is like the Jungle. There is a certain food chain and order of affairs all of us sort of adhere to without it having to be told to us. You either eat or get eaten - that's how it is
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...unless you get "set up" by secret service agents to open up a glued on purpose bottle of water on tv to undermine your titanic strength ;D
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LOL. I am rather conservative about private matters. Not into anything unusual. Too busy driving around in my white van. I get a lot of attention now with my blue stars painted on the side.
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Vince Basile and Arnold:
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That vimbecile character looks creepy as fuck :-\
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I learned all my quick wit in the gym from Arnold, the rest learned from Perez Hilton!
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SHUT DOWN!
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sincerely life would be grand without a child
you can just kick woman to the mean streets and stack your money to spend on vials of questionable bath tub solutions
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;D
And here's another beauty..
if you are a successful man with a high income you can have kids and still all you want
if you are a low income joe average you can either be a single frugal man who lacks nothing or have a family and be lacking money, your wife and kids will not respect you because money is tight but still eat your money like vultures. basically you will be miserable
i think
so...
i dont know
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Anabolichalo has more honorary posts than anyone else. Amazing. And, I hate to say it but he's deserving of his accolades.
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Anabolichalo has more honorary posts than anyone else. Amazing. And, I hate to say it but he's deserving of his accolades.
Couldn't agree more.The guy is hilarious, hence why I'm honoured to be a member of his team.
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i just post random thoughts with a lot of blank lines
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i just post random thoughts with a lot of blank lines in all my different accounts
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LOL @ the Anabeaux Lichalo-quotes!
What a thinker! :D
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I'm getting the impression, that whoever adds posts to this thread, doesn't read many threads.
Great posts yesterday by Sev have been clearly missed for example.
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I'm getting the impression, that whoever adds posts to this thread, doesn't read many threads.
Great posts yesterday by Sev have been clearly missed for example.
Then post it!
I do have a life, so I can't read all of them ;)
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Then post it!
I do have a life, so I can't read all of them ;)
Pipe down cockbreath
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Pipe down cockbreath
Thanks for your advice
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First the FUCK YOU....have to admit don't know why but you got under my skin you earwig you. I have skin like a croc but you managed to troll me buddy, nice. Now you're living rent free in the studio apartment in my head, lol a little exaggerated perhaps but definitely rocking in a rocking chair on my porch. That simply won't do.
The THANK YOU is I got the best work out in a long time today, two plates for reps, super sets, just humming all morning long. So I'm going to train natty for a year and burn that gear laced physique of yours right back to BB.com.....now obviously you'll have THE mass...so I'm going to go with esthetics and charbroil that HGH look of yours...age wise were close I'll turn 41 in December.
So take a good look at this narrow gimp "beginner" just white gloved that GH jaw of yours...
With respect.....
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He made quite the entrance :-\
Strikes me as the type of guy in a threesome who tries to kiss the girl while she blows the other guy.
How do you come up with this shit? ;D
I'm inclined to say that sev experienced this in one way or another irl
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Thanks for your advice
:D
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Wrt a blurry pic posted by flintstones...
Nice to see that Cswol let you borrow his 1993 cell phone camera. Jesus Christ! I've seen better pictures on a wall in a cave in Mesopotamia.
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people lose there hair in chemo from radiation
people that are just loosing there hair are having cell death that of like a radiation blast
dumbass heme-iron eaters
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That's why they created 911 ...so idiots like you justify in their minds being watched
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ROTF....the getbig cabal thinking they can clean this fat boys boat toilet, the man could be 60 with 80% BF and he'd pull better ass then anyone on this board....or 99.99% of the world.
$9.00 per hour cubicle dwellers living in row housing tlaking shit about DiCaprio.....epic delusions of the masses.
And I can't stand him for the record, bobble headed retard.
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same guy, few days apart, all delusion all to do with wich brand of creatine is used
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yes, piss stain, from flexing so hard.
waist bnit out of order, too much tom and jerry american icecreams
take note how my arm dwarfs the bruthas whole upper body
look at the guy in praying position haha
look at the guy doing pull ups haha
:D
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i'd rather be a young ronnie coleman than a young leonardo
You would also share your bed with Ronnie and let your wife sleep on the floor.
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today, this is happening here:
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:D
Injection Day Parade aka Swiss Sausage Fest.
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i fucked my girlfriend raw no pulling out and bust in her fanny
then i go to the kitchen and get myself 2 scoops of mutant powder with 2 whole eggs for good measure
i post on getbig for an hour and a half and head over to the gym listening to hardcore rap
i do like 25-30 sets back muscles
20 sets biceps and brachialis
5 sets wrist extensors
then i hit some shots in the mirror and call it a day
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GOLD ;D
The subspecies that exists at 5'9 and below on Getbig should be tagged for future reference, please list as many as you can remember
Coach
333386
Doesn't matter if were 4'2. I've been married to more women you've ever been with...
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coach forgot to mention his relations with sticky studs.
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Doesn't matter if were 4'2. I've been married to more women you've ever been with...
And unable to satisfy and retain even more. ;D
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Zero sq ft would work just fine for a crossfit.
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they all made it big*
showering in champagne
powdering their nutsacks with pure cocaine
knocking up bitches left and right
oceans of money
* people with death row records record contract.
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pretty cool:
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Phil-Heath-2013-Topps-Allen-and-Ginter-Red-Ink-Framed-Mini-Auto-Mr-Olympia-/171098726677
I'd rather buy a Trading Card of Tbombz in a Bunny Suit, Soul Crusher crushing an Aquafina, Cswol taking a supersharp picture of his ripped physique in the mirror (sans lollipop, cupcake and small fries) and/or Andre working the fields.
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If this phallophiliac ever stepped under ultraviolet light, the years upon years of unconsumed semen residue would have him glow like Dr. Manhattan.
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I trained from age 12 until 6 months ago at age 72 when arthritis finaly nailed me. I have trained with Steve Reeves, Bill Pearl, a dozen others and most recently Troy Alves. All champions sharing similar diciplines, good/bad habits, goals and love for Bodybuilding. Each and every man had his own dietary oddity, unique sets/reps/time in gym. Some men smoked like a forest fire, some loved booze, others pot and a lot snorted cocaine. In the mid 50s on it was rare to find a major Bodybuilder who did not secretly use Ciba Labs little blue pill...Dbol. I have watched so called natural men nearly blow out their kidneys taking 3-500+ gms. daily of protein. I watched one 'natural' champion drink a liquid protein drink evey hour in addition to his 3 squares. Had to be 750 grams. I have seen men with several dozen bottles of specific aminos which they took a prescribed time of the day, night. Alarms were set at late sleeping hours for Arginine and or other aminos. Crazy you say? Its something about the champs. Driven, chance taking, experimental. Yes there is that rare DNA exception. Rare.
I myself, a former alcoholic/adict, do not condone drugs of any sort unless they are for life exention or post surgery pain reduction. I do accept and love the wild and crazy champs of yester year and their little foibles/secrets, but less the idiots who waddle their gorilla belly physiques on to todays stage and who use HGH and insulin. I do like the look of most 212s who compete today....Troy Alves and his 29" waist is my fav.
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The Philosophical Grapefruit explaining how the entire trajectory of human understanding can be explained by the move from mythos to logos to schmoemos.
From A Facefucker's Guide to the Galaxy:
The Elixir of Life
When life's got you down
And you're sporting a frown
Lose that worried scowl
Come, come behind the towel
to sip, from my brown crown,
the quintessence
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Tedim being roasted yet again. ;D
Getbiggers are just aiding him in acquiring a tan - soon his may rival Galikafelos diarrhea suit. :D
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this is real quality 8)
well, ok, here goes, i went to the lake next day just to relax a bit and suntan, was very tired, i approached the place where ppl lay around I hadn't eaten for fourteen days so muscles were on show, and see many young women and my shorts were straining with my powerful erections so I hung my wig off my cock to hide my embarrassment, i can tell apart well which ones would call the police if I manhandled them for a picture to post on get big.
but i see 1 spot, a what looks like rich-divorced milf with perfect body, fake blonde etc ie the perfect target as she had an air of desperation(these always have priority even over the younger,this is economical), sitting there alone, like its most normal thing in the world, out of the square half mile room there i put my towel right next to her and hit several poses all the while telling her I am most perfect man in world and if she didn't believe me to pm homosexual moderator on get big who I had sent pic of my cock not because im insecure oh no.
i went for a coffee because I hadn't had caffeine for 15 mins so was becoming faint due to 500 calories only for past month, asked here to have an eye on my bag there and this was kinda error, on my way to the coffee, 2 girls walked past by I threw a most muscular there way which of course made them wet in panties, and i see how their jaws drop a bit,the galeniko sting of love, i walk past them and turn around for they were kinda hotties, and one of them turns around too, you know this situation where both catch eachother Grin
we laugh and have little bit chitchat, they were tourists, no point exchanging numbers because they threatened to call the police if I didn't stop asking them if they liked vein in bicep or face,they from a place ill never go to anway due to court order, so this cost valueable time.
now i return to the milf and what do i see, theres some built guy there, kinda lean but clearly no comparo, and hes already massage her, and hold hands, while she seemed bit on the defense.now this pussy of a guy tells her his whole life story, i can hear out the bullshit and think to myself what an obsolute idiot, she stares over to me all the time, whenever he dont cover her, i swear he would put his arm around her in order to make it impossible for her to see me,an absolute beta throughout.
even the people sitting around notice this and cant help but discreetly laugh as I am still sitting right next to her even though she is sucking the guys cock I try a front double biceps but no luck.
when they went into the water shed ask me if i can look at her bag Wink they fuck in the water while i masterbate furiously into her purse
so i thought shed eventualy tell him to get fucked and waited patiently for 14 hours, but that didnt happen.
what happened, as the sun moved on the sky, shade from trees was aproaching us all, and he told her lets go to more sunny spot and he moved their towels some 20feet away but that didnt fix his problem, she still stares over al the time not because I am doing a front lat spread while staring at her with an obviously erection in my shorts but with very clear intentions look.
while they been talking she even said to him if shes going to have a man just based on looks,she wants perfection, this must have hurt him alot, bc she clearly was talking about me there I know this because even though she is fucking him my abs are marginally better than his Grin
so, i figured this guy wont let loose, and when they went to the water, i was thinking of stealing her her phone and calling myself,then id have the number and could stalk her by sending her five hundred ab shot pics a day Grin
but with my tan, ppl would maybe think im Romanian homless thief and call the government, so instead i wrote down my number on a piece of papar and put it into her bag.just in time, bc very soon after, they left.
i was soo very much annoyed that i didnt hit on her straight away rather than the creepy staring I did while she was fucking the other guy, see this is what i mean with no hesitation, no afraidnes of rejection and no social awareness whats so ever
booty made a good point, here you dont see many built guys walkng around,maybe that helps a great deal, but i dont think its just that, if i look at how the bigger guys appear and behave and I weep
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Caption this pic.
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yes that is my fist in your ass
hope that helps
Jay's already made more in this session than he'll make at the Olympia
Tedim finds out the hard way, that when you use chloroform on a 300 pound man, you need to be strong enough to lift him back to your car.
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"mobile devices" are for poor people who want to pretend they are special.
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re ukjeff aka bjjeff aka ukbeth always falling back on the I'm. only trolling card when getting called out for obsessive or creepy behaviour
Mike, you do realise that 'Trolling' means dropping the odd provocative post here and there to garner a response, not 'battling' with another getbigger until you haven't washed for 2 days, surving only on ritalin and diet dr pepper, until you finally 'reveal' you were just 'trolling' them.
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Just because its common practice doesn't mean its safe to use. Insulin should never be used for bodybuilding...period. It is the most dumbest thing ever to do next to Synthol...and you have a lot of experience at doing stupid things to compete.
And if you're wondering why I've been pissed at you, its because you quoting people different prices for distribution of your products at the Mr. O including myself. Then you have the nerve to put up a 50% off on all products only a few weeks later which pretty much undercut every dealer who did take you up on your offer
Seriously, Milos don't you not think that us store owners don't check with each other on pricing quotes for products. You should have called Europa Sports to distribute your products. Good luck in passing off your wares
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And if you're wondering why I've been pissed at you
No, I have no idea that you are pissed at me...and I don't "read between the lines"...
I am used to people attacking me - but AS I KNOW WHO I AM, WHAT I WANT AND HOW I TREAT PEOPLE - I don't get heated or upset too easily...
So, at this time I have NO IDEA that you are pissed at me...and I will be glad to ANSWER EVERY QUESTION you want to ask me - to possibly make you LESS PISSED AT ME...as I would REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT made you pissed off in the first place...
I have 10: 30 am SHARP - training with Johnnie Jackson in my gym so I have to leave without answering anything else...
However, friend or enemy, fan or hater...doesn't matter - I will answer EVERY QUESTION you ask me...as I know I NEVER did anything unethical...especially when my KNS line of products are concerned...
you have a lot of experience at doing stupid things to compete.
You are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT about this one...However if you don't remember - I publicly admitted - even made EXAMPLE out of myself in FLEX article - urging everyone who is taking SYNTHOL to stop....
I openly talked about my "stupidest mistake EVER" (taking synthol) several times even here on this board...
Next "stupid thing" I used to compete: PLASMA EXPANDERS - I also described DETAILS and AGAIN urged everyone NOT TO USE IT...
However - INSULIN (THE strongest anabolic hormone....STORAGE HORMONE capable of making miracles IF used properly...and as such /properly used/ it is ABSOLUTELY SAFE, BEYOND EFFECTIVE and quite HEALTHY to professional athletes using OTHER HORMONES with it...To that I will just "touch" subject of GH user is risking DIABETES more IF iNSULIN is not taken during the GH cycle for number of years...As a counter-regulatory hormone to GH there are BENEFITS of using INS during the GH cycle...as it is the case with low dosage of THYROID...as by now most of you should have the info that GH usage suppress thyroid so certain LOW dosage could/should be taken in consideration while on GH...as well as the fact that GH does cause HYPERGLYCEMIA in VERY SPECIFIC WAY thus - possible implementation of counter action could be wise choice...but..I must go...
Vince - hit me with your best shot...
I really want to know WHAT I DID to piss you off...
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good one otis
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Nah, back in the day she could get any color
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damn straight ;D
i doubt he ever worked an honest job
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damn straight ;D
i doubt he ever worked an honest job
does posing nude on a skateboard count as an honest job? or towel-gate?
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The fat in the peanut butter is keeping you feeling full
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It's not the fat in the peanut, it's the peanut in the fat.....The Tao of Bodybuilding.
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Am I the only one that noticed that Booty is snuggling up to the mayor? :o
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It's not the fat in the peanut, it's the peanut in the fat.....The Tao of Bodybuilding.
That's a very spiritual way to express bro-science :D
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Am I the only one that noticed that Booty is snuggling up to the mayor? :o
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Beard.
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Am I the only one that noticed that Booty is snuggling up to the mayor? :o
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Booty looking out of place with those other 3 gays.
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Booty looking out of place with those other 3 gays.
Booty is the ultimate BB groupie.
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Am I the only one that noticed that Booty is snuggling up to the mayor? :o
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Nah, Mayor does not like Women
He prefers "Sharp Dressed Men" and Men in Glittery Thongs etc
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What a lineup: Booty, The Mayor, Lee Priest's Ex, and Shane from the Walking dead.
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What a lineup: Booty, The Mayor, Lee Priest's Ex, and Shane from the Walking dead.
It's a legendary pic indeed... :D
Both Booty and Kathy Francois have a connection to Lee Priest as well, talk about a small world
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It's a legendary pic indeed... :D
Both Booty and Kathy Francois have a connection to Lee Priest as well, talk about a small world
Ass to mouth?
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Am I the only one that noticed that Booty is snuggling up to the mayor? :o
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hah yes and how utterly disinterested he is in those tits pressing against him, and the awkward hand on shoulder
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hah yes and how utterly disinterested he is in those tits pressing against him, and the awkward hand on shoulder
Biff, is your avatar a close up zoom in image of a hole of a butt?
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I wonder what would I think finding on some forum my pictures with some guys arguing about how pretty I am.
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Nah, Mayor does not like Women
He prefers "Sharp Dressed Men" and Men in Glittery Thongs etc
he also likes Bob Chick MC extraordinaire (no homo).
;D
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he also likes Bob Chick MC extraordinaire (no homo).
;D
The Mayors favorite shirt... :D
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Not even Adonis or young Falconé are safe from the Mayors hungry eyes... :D
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Am I the only one that noticed that Booty is snuggling up to the mayor? :o
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Some women like to have a gay friend. I'm sure guys hit on booty all the time, wanting to bang her. With the Mayor, she does not have to worry about this happening.
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The Mayor has a message for Getbigs own Howard
Howies response
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Am I the only one that noticed that Booty is snuggling up to the mayor? :o
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That chick looks soo hot,what id do ta dat ass arrh yeaa . Chick in the dress aint bad either
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The Mayor has a message for Getbigs own Howard
What kind of mental syndrome is that?
Schmoetism?
Swolepathic?
..?
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What kind of mental syndrome is that?
Schmoetism?
Swolepathic?
..?
bodybuilding is a serious mental illness that destroy rational thoughts and critical thinking
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What kind of mental syndrome is that?
Schmoetism?
Swolepathic?
..?
Homosexuality.
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bodybuilding is a serious mental illness that destroy rational thoughts and critical thinking
I'm still able to have fruitful conversations with non-lifting people. Should I worry about my BB potential?
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I'm still able to have fruitful conversations with non-lifting people. Should I worry about my BB potential?
Just stay in touch with Cswol he will keep you on the BB road.
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ok here goes, i hit on one girl at beach who really played along well.
went something lie this:
she asked if i mind keeping an eye on her towel and bag until she comes back out of the water.
i say yea no problemo baby, im looking at you all the time anyway, so i just keep staring at the spot.
the ice was broken.
she wasnt very hot, but the best available within reasonable walking distance.
shes been bulking recently or mistimed the carb fillup for the beach day, hard to tell, but had nice pair of udders-titts.
so she comes back from the water and sits down and pretends to read a book.
i tell her "hey why dont you come over and sit here(pointing to my groin area)insted of pretending to read book which youre holding upside down in the first place"
so she comes over and i ask her where she from originaly, telling her she has exotic look(but really meant bc of her slight developing moustache)
she said shes human ::)
so i ask her name she says i can calher any name i want.
but she now says shes turkish, i say straight away im no muslim, but circumzised,f this helps the matter.
then i ask her job, she says shes street hooker, i say thats impossible,shes not romanian(but i really mean, impossible not hot enough)
i ask her on what day in turkey most razor blades are sold.she says when?i say at mothers day.haha.
she ask me if im out of puberty.
i say yes ofc i am, and then say okokok , now in all seriousnes, i have to tell you something.
she, very curiouse, asks what.
i tell her she has extremly nice titts.
she takes it all with good humour, must say she was hilarious in her replies, we talked some sex i ask her if she likes the russian sunglasses sex technique, she ask whats that.i explain thats when i sit on her face and out my balls on her eyesockets and assole on nose or mouth haha ;D
im all the time bit shocked how shes kinda expecting such behaviour from me and then she "reveals" to me that i have hit on her some time last week already ;D
so yeah this one didnt work , but was very entertaining.
there was more but i forgot most, this all took 2 hrs or so.
my frend and i have codewords when we selecting on the beach, "she has nice bikini" means she looks like shit, only the bikini looks an good on itself.
this makes for hillarious moments when we walk up to girls and tell them they have really really nice bikinis.
and when blackish woman walks by we ask eachother "would you mudshark that", yes we use the exact english term mudshark :D
hes tall guy prefers tall girls, he last time aproached one askeing her name, and then if she was atleast 5f 11.she says no, he says i have to go but you have a raly nice bikini.
summer of love :D
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The Mayor has a message for Getbigs own Howard
Howies response
Howie seems like a rad dude. 8)
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Howie seems like a rad dude. 8)
Howie rocks.
Mayor not so much
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Just stay in touch with Cswol he will keep you on the BB road.
Are you kidney me?
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Are you kidney me?
;D
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I'm still able to have fruitful conversations with non-lifting people. Should I worry about my BB potential?
Just stay in touch with Cswol he will keep you on the BB road.
Are you kidney me?
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Good, me and Cswol agree on many things
TEAM SHUTDOWN 4 LIFE!
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What kind of mental syndrome is that?
Schmoetism?
Swolepathic?
..?
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Haha, brilliant!
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That's how I imagine anabolichalo to look like*
Sorry DroppingPlates... but I edited your quote so people would understand it. It has the same meaning... :)
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The Mayors favorite shirt... :D
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Not even Adonis or young Falconé are safe from the Mayors hungry eyes... :D
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Haha Kwon.. :D
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You guys don't understand, we're just playing a game, we all pretend, or it would fold like a card house.
Value of money is all pretend. Humans can get a lot done if we all participate in this game.
It's all worth it and pretty fun, too.
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Sorry DroppingPlates... but I edited your quote so people would understand it. It has the same meaning... :)
No problemo!
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Some fucking whore that I don't know added me on facebook, wich is usual.
we started txting a bit and she was sending me nude pics, wich is usual.
then she asked me a dick shot, and I sent her one cause I send dick pictures to just about any girl that ask or don't ask for it.
The hoe was fucking hot so I was still suspicious, so she called me on the phone and we talked for a few minutes.
but then I told her to facetime me to show me it's really her on the pics or at least send me a picture with a paper saying "hi stavios".
she found some bullshit reason as to why she couldn't do it.
so I reverse googled all her pics, and most of them were already on dozens of random porn sites.
so I txt her back: I don't know who the fuck you are or what fraud you are into but send me another text and I'll put it in the police's hands
She stopped texting and I blocked her on facebook.
maybe it was a dude behind this, we never know.
A few friends of mine have been victim of shits like that, hoes trying to make money extortion or whatever
be safe guys.
In what world do we live where we can't even trust facebook whores anymore
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I'm dating this lawyer, 80 hour a week driven type of woman, blond, slender, cute looks. She has this power dressing work wardrobe, usually blue or black suits, white shirts, pantyhose and hi heel shoes. The other night at her place I was in the bathroom having a pee and the shirt, bra, black thong panties and nylons she'd worn that day were in the laundry hamper, put there after showering. I was kinda curious to smell her pussy scent. There was whiteish residue on the gusset and a sharp pungency to the pussy smell, with dried urine also in the mix. But what really turned me on was the unmistakable scent of her ass where the thong part had rested up against her anus all day; it was moist and very stinky, she'd obviously defecated earlier in the day. I was so turned on that I ejaculated spontaneously. The following day a pair of pink thongs lay in the hamper and there was a slight brown skidmark on the string - also very smelly. Since then I have noticed on lighter colored panties that she usually has a skidmark, not gross, just kinda traces and not unusual I guess if you wear things or strings. She does not know about my new fetish but it sure is an awesum thing to sniff a sexy girls dirty underwear and to know that I get up close and personal to what lies beneath those power work clothes!
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you spell his name Hidetada Yamagishi, have some damn respect you imbecile, if you really didn't know then why not do a 3 second google search..
Hide-yo-mama Pyjama-sissy
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Receding hairline.. A'baldo must be in tears :'(
analbolichalo will always love Dennis Wolf. I think he would love him even more if Dennis Wolf cut off his nuts and became a tranny.
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scooby is a false prophet
a teacher with itching ears
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You'd think he has read this book: http://www.frozentoothpaste.com/2007/08/27/review-the-average-american-male/
He's the author.
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Boooom!!
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Even I knew that this was gay when I was watching this show at 6 years old
You must have been a very precocious 6 year old. Most kids that age don't think about such things, unless of course they are gay.
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I picked my girl at the airport, went to the Hotel and right away got into it. I want to take a shower, but she just sat on the bed pulled me closer openned my zipper and gave me the BJ of my life, after she swallowed every drop it was my turn. She took of her jeans and laid on her belly with her leags spread wide, I could see her white lace thongs burried between her a-- and pu--y, I move forward and spread her a-- cheeks with my hands and slwly approached her butt hole and pu--y, wow what a strong smell, but I loved it (she had fingered her butt and pussy in the plane). I saw a brown stain in her thongs and my d--k got so hard as a steel flag pole. I started to sniffed up and down her a-- crack, by now I was ready, I ran my tongue up and down her bu--hole and pu--y for a few seconds and she exploded big a orgasm that make my entire face wet. I was facinated with the brown stain in her thongs, I end up liking it. Now it was time for my next move, f--k her a-- and pu--y hard, she was ready for it. I took off my short and positioned myself...to be continued later tonite.
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-Bunny suit pic taken by porn star, multi- millionaire, scientist, developer of major video game console and contributor to a network sports program. Thats one individual and he asked me to please wear his beloved bunny suit for just one photograph because it is his favorite piece of clothing. he had it made for himself by a famous designer for a costume party he went to last year and it was several thousand dollars and actually quite stylish when viewed normally.
-i am a bottom and the dude who took the pic had topped me before taking that pic and many others. i was extremely flattered as he is in high demand among the gay community in san francisco where he lives. a bit of a celebrity. Tongue very good shape. nice big dick. rich. Cheesy
-yall shouldnt worry so much bout what other people are doing in their personal life. feeling negative about other people means feeling neative, period. that being said... theres no good reason to label any of this stuff as "negative" anyways. Cool
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I'm too busy slinging dick to deal with this shit right now
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With a one ester test you won't get that good of results after receptors recognize it, u should always use sostenon
WTF are you talking about ??? esters and receptors, what? wow, go read a book bro :-\
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fixed.
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Gayer than sperm syrup on a short stack of chocolate chip fagcakes with a cherry on top.
-Chiro Flex
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Gayer than sperm syrup on a short stack of chocolate chip fagcakes with a cherry on top.
-Chiro Flex
:D
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copy and paste the definition fuckface
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With all respect for Johnny, but what's 'good' about this quote?
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copy and paste the definition fuckface
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Alot of faggotry going on in that pic.
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Alot of faggotry going on in that pic.
No grapefruit on that table, not gay-likey
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I believe Taylor* is much smarter than what most people make him out to be.
I think he realizes that these photoshops, while not helpful to his reputation in a professional setting, can certainly help turn him into an internet phenomenon.
If these pictures were to go viral, say they were to become a visual internet meme of sorts, Taylor will have in turn become more than just a man in the minds of his naysayers, he will have become an ideal for others to strive to.
Keep at it Taylor..
"1"
*tbombz
I think Taylor has denounced the conventional approach to things.
I think he has realized that societal norms do not fit into his views of life and that instead his unconventional ways of both thought and practices are probably what will make him stand out from the average robot condemned to a life of monotony composed of solely waking up to go to work, get home and pretend that you have had a meaningful day.
Maybe his idea of "sorting himself out" is completely different from the norm. Is there anything truly wrong with that?
Through conformity, do we not just conform to living life the way others have already panned it out for us, as opposed to creating your own way of life?
"1"
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It's as if her quads have autism
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Looks like he just swallowed a giant turd..
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"Quote of the day"
if bald people go to heaven, do they get their hair back?
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GIF classic, never gets old..
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Quote from "no one"
hey ugay- i just noticed something. in all the threads your pic has been in NOBODY once has ever asked you how you diet. but yet people always ask about mine. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Lol at a 42 year old man writing "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
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Quote from "no one"Lol at a 42 year old man writing "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Inspired by Cswole
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i'd make soup with her soiled panties and well worn stockings :P
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Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. It's very long, but I'll do my best to recount all of the important details. no ****ing cliffs..... read it to save yourself from something like this...
Anyway...
If you've been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.
Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and ****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable.
I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??
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So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!
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So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well...
As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.
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I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:
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I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....
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At that point things get even worse...
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The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....
I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...
she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???
At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol
she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!
I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...
At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"
I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...
she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..
I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.
She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.
about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.
All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad).
to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well **** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one....
This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened.
Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums
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Post from that lowlife Bigkubby?
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Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. It's very long, but I'll do my best to recount all of the important details. no ****ing cliffs..... read it to save yourself from something like this...
Anyway...
If you've been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.
Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and ****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable.
I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??
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So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!
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So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well...
As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.
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I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:
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I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....
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At that point things get even worse...
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The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....
I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...
she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???
At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol
she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!
I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...
At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"
I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...
she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..
I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.
She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.
about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.
All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad).
to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well **** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one....
This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened.
Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums
LOL the pics made it so much better
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Post from that lowlife Bigkubby?
"malodrax"
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More Twitter messages from Phil Heath:
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OMG Phil saw the bunny suit? hahahaah. seriously one of the worst photos on the web.
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probably a dumb question but..........
is that the real phil heath?
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it is a photoshop. Phil didn't write that.
LOL at the screen pic. geeeez!!!!
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LOL at the screen pic. geeeez!!!!
Queen V and King Goodrum
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probably a dumb question but..........
is that the real phil heath?
Yeah that's for real, A'retardo ::)
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Yeah that's for real, A'retardo ::)
phil heath is a queen so it wouldnt surprise me
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Queen V and King Goodrum
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Outstanding peripheral vision Vissy seems to have.
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phil heath is a queen so it wouldnt surprise me
Shutdown, Philly!
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i want to know an excersize to build high lats
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Youngsters these days have no respect for their mothers.
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Youngsters these days have no respect for their mothers.
They should kick that illegal immigrant out of the US.
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Chiro Flex owning me into oblivion.
How does it feel to not be able to relate in any way to the dieting/training advice in this thread? :D
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who are these fellas kidding
getbig is more powerful than the third reich
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What no nicknames like.........
Jamarcus 'Big Nap' Napper
Jared 'Cranky' McPherson
Kelvin 'Ya feel me' King
Marcus 'Pot-roast' Porchia
Xavier 'What you talkin bout Willis' King
Devo 'Nostrils of Peace' Green
????
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hi george cantstandya!!
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hi george cantstandya!!
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;D
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Chiro Flex owning me into oblivion.
I respect your ability to take this one like a man. You are slowly earning your way back info my good graces.
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I respect your ability to take this one like a man. You are slowly earning your way back info my good graces.
thanks uncle chiro.
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those 1st 2 dudes are IDEAL
any idea what thier height/weight is?
I suspect that if birds could slurp, you'd be doing it right now.
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Now that I'm single again, i'd love to do Booty. For once.
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Now that I'm single again, i'd love to do Booty. For once.
Why not Sylfie? will only take a 2 minute talk..
http://www.nu.nl/achterklap/3555449/ex-en-sylvie-van-vaart-belandden-vrij-snel-in-bed.html
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i stay out of the sun always
going for the dennis wolf look
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Booty looks amazing in this pic.
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Booty looks amazing in this pic.
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Mayor is hittin that.
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Mayor is hittin that.
Galeniko looking boss in the all black ensemble.
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Booty is the only straight one there rest are gays.
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"What do you want on your pizza?"
"Pizzas"
"okay, and what do you want on those pizzas?"
i once sticked my dick through a pizza box and opened it in front of a girl, the only thing she said was, i didnt ordered salami
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When Borat watched Pumping Iron - this is what happened!
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Haha!!
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OMG those Ironmeister drawings are epic
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Why not Sylfie? will only take a 2 minute talk..
http://www.nu.nl/achterklap/3555449/ex-en-sylvie-van-vaart-belandden-vrij-snel-in-bed.html
No way, I don't like soccer at all, and no soccer women too. And I think she's very boring..
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Calling Booty: I'm a European, a doctor, in shape, got money. Wanna meet me ?
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No way, I don't like soccer at all, and no soccer women too. And I think she's very boring..
I don't know her at all, since I don't watch TV (don't have one), but the story of that Frenchman sounds plausible, based on her appearance (cold look).
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Calling Booty: I'm a European, a doctor, in shape, got money. Wanna meet me ?
Which one of you will emigrate?
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There was a douche today doing bench presses on a stability ball in the squat rack. I took out my knife then realized I was in front of a mirror, so I did a front double bi then punctured the ball. He dropped his dumbbells on his face crushing his beats headphones LOL. I said listen bitch, its squat day and I don't have time to wait for you to be done with your gay shit. I then pulled down my pants to expose my posing trunks. Applied some baby oil and flexed my quad. He apologized and assured me he was unaware I walked into the gym. I called bullshit and called the gym manager. I then squeezed my buttcheeks to show off my striated glutes.The gym manager said he forgot to ring the bell when I walked in. He resolved the issue by saying he will put my name on the squat rack and chain it closed when I'm not there. I said bout time I get some respect around here.
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Haha, great!
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i hope it will be time soon for me
to get the girls
to grope my muscles
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Best post of the year. Sling Dick raw 7 times in one session.
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Would probably still fuck despite the hiv, she looks pure filth
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Adult Film Industry Is Shaken Up, Stops Filming After Actress Cameron Bay Tests Positive For HIV
The adult film actress who caused a temporary shutdown of porn production after she tested positive for HIV had the results confirmed.
The 28-year-old porn star, who goes by the name Cameron Bay, tested positive for the virus this week after an earlier screening for sexually transmitted diseases came back inconclusive, the adult news site AVN Media Network reported.
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The shutdown also sparked concern for Anthony Weiner’s sexting pal Sydney Leathers, who shot her first adult film with Xander Corvus, the last actor to work with Bay before she tested positive for HIV, Gawker reported.
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Everybody wanna do porn but nobody wanna get aids.
;D
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synthol? no way!
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Just finished migrating all of my websites over to the new server which is powered exclusively by wind and solar energy. Eventually I'll have everything running independently from my property but for now, this is a great start and good for the enviroment....and my bottom line.
Just putting in practice what I preach.
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Wind energy converted to a load of hot air.
Well done Vince.
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key word = probably ;D
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synthol? no way!
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WTF?
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WTF?
He injects Photoshop
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Jay Cutler likes to browse Getbig while doing cardio:
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me 52 years old.
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type of build the gay community goes wild for
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Jay Cutler likes to browse Getbig while doing cardio:
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Hahaha!!
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coffee for some little tits here?
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a young girl grabbed my delt in a club and said .wow are these muscles??
not so long ago.
yes i felt good.
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We are all very lucky to have IronMeister on this board. His level of creativity and photoshop skills are at a very high level.
I hope this dudes brings in the pay in his daily life that he is worth. :)
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We are all very lucky to have IronMeister on this board. His level of creativity and photoshop skills are at a very high level.
I hope this dudes brings in the pay in his daily life that he is worth. :)
Yep! :D
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Killing all the blacks would be devastating to the economy. Think of all the jobs that rely on black people. Police officers, Prison Guards, Probation Officers. Even Funeral Homes would be greatly affected. Employees and owners of KFC and Popeyes restaurants as well. The grape drink industry would collapse. Same thing with the do-rag industry. And when white girls rebel against their parents, they will now have to turn to dating Hispanics to shame the family. ;)
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This place isnt what you believe it to be, where you ride around on your stallions mercilessly picking off posters with your rapier wits, its about where the spineless indians surround the lone soldier.
And you guys really believe this is a bodybuilding forum.
;D
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Tom Prince spent more time in bathroom stalls than toilet paper.
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A true GetBigger eats a jar of peanut butter PWO then burns it off humping the mothers of other GetBiggers that very evening.
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my boss told me not to use his chair and I said "what are you gonna do about it"
and took it.
he didnt know what to do because I have huge 16.5" arms under my shirt.
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eh... I just searched through every page of this thread in hopes of finding the pic of cswole in his black tank top to make a somewhat funny comment about it looking like a he squeezed into a toddlers little black sunday dress.... /fail
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Damn, you were faster with submitting this one :D
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Think I got scammed by a cam girl
Not sure if anyone here ever goes on Streamate, but it is basically one of those webcam sites (similar to livejasmin) where you pay to watch girls get naked and play with themselves or whatever. Anyway, I had been talking to this milf on there, and she was telling me how she offered private cam shows on Skype. This girl was really hot, so I couldn't resist. I deposited like $100 in her Paypal account, and she was supposed to video chat with me on Skype tonight at 6 pm. So I got on there and never heard from her. I sent a follow up email as well and haven't heard anything back. Now this is the first time I have used Skype but my understanding is that it is pretty straightforward. I gave here my username...wouldn't it just pop up on my screen if she was trying to start a video chat with me? Anyway, it looks like my penis may have gotten the better sense of me this time!
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lol. I hope it's women that are googling me on Pornhub.
Vissy and Vince G might be relocating there soon the Queen state.
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IronMeister, how about this one?
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Uk jeffley in the gym I would make you look like a frat boy member of kappa fagma, you think u look better in person it wouldn't even be close, every day I go to the gym I constantly shut clowns like you down, I would hit a set and then say it's your set.....it's still your muthafuckn set! Bro your a fucking twink in real life! Pictures don't mean shit!
Bro your just like the little homo frat boys in the gym who think they're big weigh a whopping 162.3 lbs! I call guys like you out in the gym everyday, I say who wants to hit the next set, since your so fucking big and strong! Bro in real life I would bring a tshirt for u to wear that says... CAPTAIN OF KAPPA FAGMA! Powered by knee power!
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cswol on being gay:
Old school fan no that is the lane you drive in, I'm married son, my wife could knock you out one punch bro
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I gotta say I'm becoming a fan of cswol. lol the guy brings it no doubt abt it.
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Which one of you will emigrate?
I'm referring to a one night stand intercourse, not an emigration...Booty? Holy shit no...
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nobody answered the question
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I'm referring to a one night stand intercourse, not an emigration...Booty? Holy shit no...
One long flight for just one night..
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nobody answered the question
Why not visit a doctor?
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One long flight for just one night..
That's up to her...
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Why not visit a doctor?
getbiggers blow any doctor away
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getbiggers blow any doctor away
So, regarding your health, you put more trust in Getbig than your own doctor? ::)
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So, regarding your health, you put more trust in Getbig than your own doctor? ::)
of course
and so do you
injecting roids advice etc
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Really? I like to let my threads/views speak for themselves. Clearly, I am a once in a generation forum talent.
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So, regarding your health, you put more trust in Getbig than your own doctor? ::)
Onemorerep is my lord and savior. Ron is clearly my god.
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of course
and so do you
injecting roids advice etc
DUH!
That's because a doctor isn't allowed to give any advices, other than to discourage it's use. However, I would visit him right away, should I have indications of a gyno.
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Onemorerep is my lord and savior. Ron is clearly my god.
Both are good people :)
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i finished training legs 08:45 pm and only eat my first meal at 11pm
did i miss the anabolic window
fuck
i'm never gonna get huge
Sad
fuck
i wanna get like alexyev lesukov etcetera
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I gotta say I'm becoming a fan of cswol. lol the guy brings it no doubt abt it.
agreed
the dude marches to his own tune
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resident needy twink bj181 posting elsewhere to avoid negative comments
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Re: how much gains can one expect from a 1st time 6 week dbol only cycle?
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2013, 11:33:42 PM »
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you gotta be kidding about soccer players wheels dude, some of those guys got damn big legs
another reason i don't wanna train legs so hard is that i don't want them draining my energy levels for pec, delt, lat and arm training, truth be told (and in fact today is lat, pec and tri day Grin) but i can throw in some squats on bi and delt day
and come on man, i know i'm not mr. handsome, but this fella here ain't that ugly lol
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lol
i said soccer players wheels not mine
here's a better pic of my so-called ugly face lol
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I would SMASH!!!
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baby be tripping if you think cswol is slipping he do heavy dipping so da biatches be dripping
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I just cracked me one off.
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It's only gay if you want it to be.
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Drugs are just the finishing touch
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Hockey Homo, Uk jeff smalley, gee...................Yo u cant fuck with CSWOL on getbig or in real life person! Facts!
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LMFAO. Did you see that pig look at that stinkroll with pure lust?
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i had a jap girl take me back to her hotel and try and seduce me, but it didn't work
asian females just don't got dat ass
but i did have an arab girl in morocco jerk me off, and i had an indian girl try and put the moves on me, but that didn't work either
i had a black chick give me a back massage while she rubbed her pussy on my ass Grin
i just don't really go for females outside of my race, they just don't attract me enough
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Jay Cutler with a beard.
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for the first time I can say that I'm proud of him
Imagine how happy Jay will be when he reads this. :D
haha yes rumors go that he is a believer in my work here.
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i believe in your mom
most here will die with a dick in the mouth
you cant cum on a "soul"
whats wrong with crack?
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i rly love bbing
but i'm only a fan of a few bbers
major and mc doesnt have standards, will blow any guy with a pro card
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Groink Campbell maybe you should audition for right said Fred to star on the 2014 rendition of their homo erotic song I'm too sexy! Then Groink Wolskowski you could do your little turn on the catwalk yes the catwalk, Groinks a model and he does his little turn on the catwalk yes the catwalk! BOOM, where you at WOLSKOWSKI!
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Droppings plates..... IM like a laser, six string a razor, I got mouth like a alligator, I want it louder, FULL POWER!
I listen to metal health and cum on feel the noize first two songs of workout!
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imagine how wet most women get when CSWOL drops his verbal elaborations on them. His poetic ramblings reak of testosterone and male dominance.
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imagine how wet most women get when CSWOL drops his verbal elaborations on them. His poetic ramblings reak of testosterone and male dominance.
Any woman that crosses his path, should be grateful for feeling what it's like to be a real woman..
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Any woman that crosses his path, should be grateful for feeling what it's like to be a real woman..
CSWOL: "Hey, baby. Do you want me to shut down your vagina?"
Bunny1: "Can you call Arce up? I would like a DP from you two studs?"
CSWOL:"No problem, I just don't want our balls to touch".
Arce: ;D
Bunny1: Arce, why are you holding up a poster of a smiley instead of talking to me?
Arce: ;D
CSWOL: SHUT DOWN
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A fawn has better calves than wolf.
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CSWOL used to go to these illuminati parties with Prince and Cormier all the time, shutting down buttholes.
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He should keep the beard.
Jay Cutler is like the David Beckham of bodybuilding.
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bbers having gay sex must be a shit fest
i'm a bbers and i take 2-3 massive stinking shits a day
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They told Nasser he could be anything he wanted, so he became a pro bodybuilder...
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Mars I thought you liked Muslims?
yes especially in a mass grave
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hairline of peace
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hairline of peace
+3 grams of anabolicalos, +10 IUs of GH, etc, etc.., but he can't afford a toupée ::)
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lmao at the Mars quote "yes in mass graves"
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notice how he made the pillows in a pyramid
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Both are good people :)
X very 2
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i got into bodybuilding for the easy money
id lick my own cum out of their buckets
as natural as taking a penis in your mouth
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You got something against my fellow countryman, Frenchie ? >:(
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I'm a big fan of Tito. :)
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X very 2
The world would be a better place if all homosexuals were like OMR.
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The world would be a better place if all homosexuals were like OMR.
No it wouldn't. Imagine millions of Jiu Jitsu homos full mounting, any man they wanted. Tap out, Tap Out!!!! ;D
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I'm a big fan of Tito. :)
X2!
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No it wouldn't. Imagine millions of Jiu Jitsu homos full mounting, any man they wanted. Tap out, Tap Out!!!! ;D
Sounds like he's "deep" in your mind ;D
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Sounds like he's "deep" in your mind ;D
Who wouldn't go gay for this?
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Who wouldn't go gay for this?
Youtube should have a reverse play button :-X
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So during the last day while getbig was offline I found myself with spare time looking for entertainment. Well I thought I'll look to Facebook, this did not turn out well at all. I dusted off my old account and updated my profile while taking time to reconnect with old friends I have not posted on in maybe a year or so because let's face it, there isn't enough room in a man's life for Facebook and Getbig.
The problem with this is once you get use to the humor of getbig it can make you socially different from those who are not, like for example.
1. Your buddy's hot sister post a new pic of herself, and my first thought was (would definitely hit) people weren't amused.
2. An girlfriends grandmother passes away unexpectedly , so in an effort to offer my condolences I reply (pip) she died for you bitches. I lost 16 friends in two hours.
3. My female cousin posts a pic of herself and four semi hot friend so I comment 2,5,1,3 and 4 was my cousin so she's out ....unless I'm drunk ;)
4. No one understands the term negguls ( thanks Johnny Falcon)
5. I notice one of those random pages that show up when one of your friend like it and this one just happened to be about battered women and domestic violence showing a moderately beaten women. So I simply responded ( does she even lift, is this bodybuilding related) no one liked my response to my surprise.
I ended the day by removing myself from Facebook and praying Getbig would be back in the morning.
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Who wouldn't go gay for this?
BayGBM approved.
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so cute
she's a dude :P
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where will i take my "family" for a day out tomorrow? after gym of course...
take to the zoo?
seems expensive
what about a walk in the woods
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How about a short walk off a tall building :D
Have you tried taking them to any trucker rest stops?
show him the whole world
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Lol props to fitnessfrenzy ( the ghey is strong in that name) for keeping the thread alive
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THE HEBREWS WERE BLACK...FACT!!!
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Lol props to fitnessfrenzy ( the ghey is strong in that name) for keeping the thread alive
thanks bro. I try only to post quotes of a certain quality.
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Coke bottle squats. :o :o
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thanks bro. I try only to post quotes of a certain quality.
You should try the good posts then.
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Artistic freedom of peace..
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You should try the good posts then.
'We' Europeans, have a distinguished taste for quality posts. Less privileged people can learn from this thread.
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'We' Europeans, have a distinguished taste for quality posts. Less privileged people can learn from this thread.
I can agree with that. Sometimes I do not get the humor.
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I can agree with that. Sometimes I do not get the humor.
There are cultural differences, but also between people of the same culture. For example, do all your friends understand/like typical Getbig jokes? Prob not, or they might even unfriend you ;D
In general, the typical humor in my country (Netherlands) is plain annoying.
America has many great actors, stand-up comedians and other personalities, so there is still hope ;)
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Breaking a glass table with your back is so not good
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I believe you brother Wiggs. But how does this help solve social problems like when the group of young Hebrews in my neighborhood broke into my girlfriends car and stole her stereo?
Telling these sleeping Hebrews who they are and what their history is. Letting them know how rich their history and culture is so they can return to a mindset as a people with common sense. It wont be an easy job. Obviously. It's already began it will take some generations or just one giant media bomb. (That is more likely to happen.) Tell them to pick up a Bible or send them to me.
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Fascinating. Watch Jay as he deposits, withdraws, and sometimes just stops in for his balance.
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what can you learn from a guy with no delts
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Hey
Any way of activating tapatalk for easy mobile access on the forums here? I know it has been asked before but no official reply was given. Its free and should take 5 minutes to enable. This will improve my bathroom experience alot
The only thing activated so far is Crapatalk.
;D ;D ;D
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;D anabolichalo delivers.
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"4 reps for strength, 8 reps for mass, 12 reps for cuts."
-Hulkotron
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Would you support your teenage son in taking up the sport of bodybuilding?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=364660.0;attach=400584;image)
I would love him unconditionally, but it would break my heart and shame my family to hear that he was a homosexual.
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"MC: Tell us a little about yourself.
RO: I'm a New York City police officer, on the job for fifteen years. I come from an Irish Catholic background and recently divorced wife number two. I have five kids between my two marriages.
MC: New York City cop? Hmm, you must have seen it all. Do you have any true stories of guys getting cheated on by their wives?
RO: A million of them. (Laughs)
MC: Tell me one.
RO: Geez. Okay here's an interesting one. This Italian guy out on Long Island, he's a contractor. Built houses back in the real estate boom, made a shitload of money. So this guy is a fucking stud. He's got the money, the physique, all the toys, you know? The boat, the Escalade, the Corvette. His wife was a fucking smoke show. Blonde, stacked, the whole nine. I mean this guy was an alpha male. Friends everywhere, broads loved him, gorgeous wife, right? So this is what happens. Him and the wife, they go down to Jamaica for a week. So she meets some Mandingo warrior on one of those bars they got on the beach, and starts fucking the guy. She doesn't come back to the hotel room for two nights. The contractor guy, he's going berserk. A Jamaican cab driver tells him, your wife is fucking this guy from the beach. Well, finally she makes an appearance at the hotel, and tells her hubby she's not coming back to Long Island because she's addicted to the Mandingo's cock. So he comes home alone, not knowing what to do. About two weeks later the Jamaican is all done with the guy's wife, and sends her packing back to New York. So the contractor takes her back in, but from that point on he's like a fucking shadow of himself. Half a man. He lost his business, went belly up. The two of them are fucking miserable together. And this guy used to be a man's man. Unreal."
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i feel like jason genova sometimes with getbiggers teling me i cant get huge
wait and see
gonna get huge
HUGE
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I believe Big Ramy is myostatin deficient
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choke on semen fagggeeeet.
easy enough with all the drugs eh?
you dumb piece of shit, go try it yourself and let the world know how well it worked for you, asshole.
lift child like weights yeah?you think the guy is not strong?listen, guy,the guy is few weeks out from contest on very harsh diet, you mongoloid-retard, and maybe its a light training day for him, you clown couldnt outlift him in any single exercise.
you imbecile, knuckledragger moron.the guy is bordering overtraining with fuck all food, its that time of the year where they dont care for power.
its called cutting diet.
you could do 5 times the drugs he takes and wouldnt look remotely close like he does, fuck, youd probably still resemble the piece of diarhea that you are now and always have been.
do you even lift,guy?
ok, now on topic, rami absolutely on the way, can see on forarms, the veins go kinda inwards, flat, hes carb depleted, amzing stuff.
the pharao will put the american preganancy cases in their place at vegas.
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Falcon can probably beat the Reem at this point. :D
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if i have the chance i will set groink's scalp on fire so he can join the bald people who he mocked in the past
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Very sorry to hear about your husband. That's truly my worst fear (losing my wife or daughter). My sister's fiance passed suddenly a few years back and it was brutal.
Now, if your husband looked like BigCyp then you are one lucky woman because no doubt he was a gorgeous, gorgeous stud of a man as BigCyp is yoked, jacked, razor sharp, cuter than David Beckham and can haul more weight than a tractor trailer.
I agree with the above statements.
I'd even add that BigCyp has eyes filled with humanity, a face so chiseled it's as if someone carved it out of stone, shoulders so broad he can glide off the highest mountain without the need for a parachute, a back that resembles that of a barrel of snakes and a cock, a cock that would be more at home on a mule than on a mere man.
"1"
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hell is missing the anabolic window
nothing can be worse than that
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I spent the last 2 1/2 months in bed :
The results are less than spectacular ;D
New boyfriend? ???
Is it true that you've dating gypsy trannys in Romaniah.
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i mean coleman could get ALL the BEST black pussy out there
how could he find time for white
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I admit, too much A'halo in this thread, but I can't refuse this nomination ::)
the bible has a lot of good ideas on how to raise children and treat your wife
if your son is an alcoholic take him to the side of the village and let the elders stone him
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here's me with my current girl ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=492246.0;attach=534567;image)
Fixed it for you bro...
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His cock goes well with the skateboard, they are two things that I don't want to ride.
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Important message to Mr. Wiggs:
not sure if you're retard or just trolling
please clarify
What makes you think he even knows
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yes, desperate_4_luv_42, these are my real profile pics. no, i'm not a fake account.
i'm a professional bodybuilder. an athlete.
no, i've never used steroids. steroids are for cheats.
i was a bodybuilding champion. they called me the great white hope.
no i'm not a racist
wanna meet up?
hello?!!
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A dirt poor Dominican boy who was given incredible baseball talents and used it to transform himself into the single greatest thing a human being can strive to become...a rich white male sporting an executive look. It's the thing dreams are made of.
I salute you, Sammy Sosa.
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Closest image of what heaven looks like to date.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=493657.0;attach=534836;image)
That would be heaven for you, but hell for the guy on the table.
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My best bet is probably to get divorced & find a teenage gamer chick with PS3. It only makes sense. Beats buying a PS3 right before the PS4 comes out.
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Closest image of what heaven looks like to date.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=493657.0;attach=534836;image)
;D
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Best condition to suffer from..... HSS-Huge Swol syndrome!
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"MUSLIMES are the best bodybuilders" thread
Shoudn't this thread title be "Muslims are the best at blowing themselves up" ???
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How many business entrepreneurs do we have here? I have a business degree, and I'm planning on starting my own start up business within the import/export trade. Products or services that I'm considering is general merchandise, garments/accessories, health care, and maybe even bodybuilding supplements, vitamins, etc. (bodybuilding related)
-Discuss
I invest in your mom's asshole
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i want you guys to tell me how to submit a dominant woman
what?
lol no
i wish i never met her
but if she leaves she can use the baby as leverage to financially ruin me (at least i think so)
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I think Mr Wiggins is having some fun with us. At this point in his theories there's an invisible alien spacecraft hovering over Washington DC impregnating black women with non Hebrew DNA in an effort to dilute the good ancient alien bloodline and control the destiny of the planet.
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In order to realize my posts as witty or funny you would need a strong intellect and a sense of humor.
I'll be studying these fine posts by you with my professor and perform a deep analysis on the brilliant mind that has come up with such eloquent master pieces. I humbly thank you for the inspiration.
"you look like a roided out pile of smashed assholes"
"get the fuck out of here you idiot"
"what a tool"
"your reasoning seems shittier than your build if it were possible"
"you are stuck with that shitty structure of yours"
"you might enjoy sucking dick"
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That would be heaven for you, but hell for the guy on the table.
Knooger
Getbig III
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Posts: 829
:D ;D
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Knooger
Getbig III
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:D ;D
Ha!!! :D
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"Re: What top Olympia competitor(s) will retire after this year? "
I hope they all retire.
You want Jason Genovas on stage?
He will win it this year over dj181.
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Rapper Nas wears gold suit for 40th birthday
Getbig approved?
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The original hebrews were rich. Fact.
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mom arms
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Jason Genova posing:
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Please tell me this is an Ironmeister production..
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i would drag my balls trough 1 mile of broken glass just to hear her fart in a walkie talkie
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I'm honoured to be mentioned in this thread.
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Please tell me this is an Ironmeister production..
unfortunately not. I feel bad for Genova. So many people make fun of him, and he has no clue. :'(
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unfortunately not. I feel bad for Genova. So many people make fun of him, and he has no clue. :'(
That's right, he's a good kid with the right intentions. I don't follow him that closely, but did he and PJ Braun spit ways?
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That's right, he's a good kid with the right intentions. I don't follow him that closely, but did he and PJ Braun spit ways?
X2. I figure his parents take care of him, not sure but the guy is just trying. Most all people who start weight training have a low self esteem so it gives them a since of power to overcome that.
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X2. I figure his parents take care of him, not sure but the guy is just trying. Most all people who start weight training have a low self esteem so it gives them a since of power to overcome that.
This is so true, and I see this for years in the gym. I was once one of them, and I still have my shy moments..
Lifting weights is a positive medicine, better than taking pills.
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What if you're double teaming a fine looking bitch and suddenly realize your cock accidentally went into your buddy's asshole, is it cool to go ahead and finish if you shout "NO HOMO!" as you come in his ass? (No homo)
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In response to Soul Crusher's alleged fondling of women at GoRuck, Spartan, Mud fucking warrior events.
Aquafina-style fondling= your hands all over these women for hours but nowhere near opening them up.
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that's funny stuff, shizzo. That dude has humor. ;D
fucken hater. you know damn well imma pimp. 8)
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unfortunately not. I feel bad for Genova. So many people make fun of him, and he has no clue. :'(
Or does not give a shit.
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Ex boyfriends have been known to mistake Bouncer's nose holes with his anus. This is why Bouncer is afraid of the dark.
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RX muscle will NOT be at the Olympia.
Press passes revoked, Scumlumbo told NOT to attend.
Locked out of venue, press conference, expo etc...
Fair to say he is the Pete Rose of BBing?
He might be commentating off the BB.com webcast? How long before Aceto jumps ship?
UN Security Council meeting on this matter as we speak.
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GH15 should employ Bouncer and Big Ach as drug mules, no amount of rubber gloves and arm sleeves is going to get airport security to go near those nostrils
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I hate that gypsy, but this is good stuff..
This was a bittersweet decision, laden with a lot of emotion. After 8 months of living the bodybuilding lifestyle, I have made the painful decision to leave it behind and start training in powerlifting. My dreams of standing on the Olympia stage where Ronnie, Dorian and Arnold himself stood are over. I talked it over with my fiancee then talked about it some more with my mom and dad and we've decided this is what's going to be best for everyone involved. What really pushed me over the edge was C-Swol pointing out the connection Freemasonry has with pro bodybuilding, and he mentioned that powerlifting isn't involved with Freemasonry. So, I will make the best out of this and perhaps set a bench pressing record. I'm already growing a goatee. I will keep you guys posted.
:D (arnoldfan41 the threadstarter)
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Which Getbigger was this?Revenge of the nerds GTA5 anger
Haha bitch got fired though for it
dude was probably just exhausted and hungover from a 24 hour sex marathon with 2 "10s" he picked up on a trip to the islands as exec VP of a major marketing corporation.
If you look at it that way, his anger is completely understandable.
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regarding Mr. Olympia:
Anyone know if its on BB .com this year ?
Got my low-sodium popcorn all set.
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Come on Chris (33386 / Soul Crusher). Don't sell yourself short (no pun intended)
You're incredibly stupid, you hate almost everyone (yourself included) and you're a racist.
That puts you on par with almost any teabagger moron in the House of Representatives
Also, with all your "twink" talk you also seem like a closet case, which again gives you an affinity with many Republicans
The only thing you seem to be lacking is the fundie christian angle but you can probably learn to fake that as I'm sure many of them do
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isnt he like 4 ft tall? how do you want him to be taken seriously, whatever the amount of muscle he carries.
you are so poor that you cant afford to maintain a old hyundai in perfect condition how can people take you seriously...
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Hahaha stfu you little twink, I have multiple sclerosis and can still squat 405 for an easy 6
keep training man. You may be able to get it down to single sclerosis.
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This one almost had me on the floor. BigCyp is a great guy but that is some of the funniest shit I've ever read.
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:D
brilliant!
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'Ghetto Tracker,' App That Helps Rich Avoid Poor, Is As Bad As It Sounds
In less than 24 hours, a new app tactfully titled Ghetto Tracker--a service seeking to help people identify safe areas in unfamiliar cities--has already garnered enough backlash to prompt an immediate name change to Good Part of Town.
According to The Week, the original launch of the page featured a white family of four smiling alongside the app's promise to show users "which parts of town are safe and which ones are ghetto, or unsafe."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/04/ghetto-tracker_n_3869051.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
can we get a schmoe tracker?
I'd still like to visit Getbig regardless
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:D
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaa beautiful
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Awesome!
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"Re: 2013 Olympia - Lionel Beyeke - 1 week out"
He deserves a solid 14th place
solid place under the ground
There is a tall mountain about 10 miles east of Area 51. Drop him off naked on the top with a back pack, 6 liters of water, 6 grapefruit, 6 pouches of water pack tuna and some sugar free gum. Pick him up late on thurs day at the bottom. Get him back to Vegas for check in and meeting. Friday am he gets a deep tissue massage, medium pizza and one cup of coffee. Stick an electric smile probe in his ass. Several cotes of Protan to even out the ash....he will crack top 10.
This man is gifted. He needs the proper handler.
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shit you rocket surgeons need to dumb this down for me
so do i do dumbel press or machine press? we only have that awkward rocking "hoist" shoulder press machine
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Best looking wheel chair I have seen in years.
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Who else here hates their damn job to the point it ruins all other aspects of your life. Even going to the gym has lost its meaning. I spend the entire time when I am in the gym stressing and worrying about having to go back to work the next day. Everyday going through the same mindless routine at work.
And yes I know..."any job is better than no job." "You can always look for another while you are working at the one you hate."
anabolichalo
no i dont
just not satisfied with it
but it's a vast improvement regardless
gotta keep dominating that twink direct supervisor so i can take his job and fuck his wife
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Cool pic from Arnold classic
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who are these shrimps
Is that Lonnie T in the middle? Guy must have had a raging erection.
Arnold put the judges way up front so the paying audience don't have to see a bunch of men in suits with their zippers wide open...
I picked out 2 women in this image and one was on a poster.
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can someone match up this to one of the Jay Cutler "One-week-out" BACK pics for comparison?
Killer striations
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The likeness is uncanny, this can't be a coincidence? ???
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Franklin:
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Michael:
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=425331.0;attach=469003;image)
Trevor:
(http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/b/b7/Trevor-GTAV-BurningCar.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=333264.0;attach=373817;image)
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IFBB bros..
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The most annoying thing is people with phones IN THE GYM. As an 'excuse' they say, they use it only for their playlist ::)
These types if they happen by the water fountain and I'm behind them when they begin do drink I just push their head down a bit until it goes up their their nose and say "oh i did not know you were drinking water i thought you were on the phone".
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i'm applying everything i learnt in my obsessive fact finding missions on getbig
i no longer lift like a delusional powerlifter wannabe
i am becoming the muscles
pretty soon my delts will get decent if i keep applying the getbig principles
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Haha, "the getbig principles", as if there will ever be consensus on anything on Getbig... ::)
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Haha, "the getbig principles", as if there will ever be consensus on anything on Getbig... ::)
well if you filter out the replies of people that look like shit there isnt much left
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well if you filter out the replies of people that look like shit there isnt much left
That's true, but still no consensus.
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That's true, but still no consensus.
if two people look good and tell totally different things
i just toss a coin
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reading this thread is like the first time i viewed damnyouautocorrect.com, laughing continuously with tears rolling down my face. Absolutely brilliant some of the things on here.
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LOL @ "Hollowcost"
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:D
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Absolutely!
Branch & Dex joined in on the fun
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That statue, LOL!
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i wil have to carefully think out the proper attire
it cant be too revealing and it cant be to covering
it cant look too poor, it cant look to rich-pretendrich
i cant cut my self shaving or i will look like someone with syhphilis
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THE BOUNCER went out clubbing one night with his brother Jean, his sister Jean, his Cousin Jean and his buddy Jean from work. They get to the front of the queue and the Door Staff looks at the group and says "Sorry, No Mongoloids" so he had to leave the group and go home.
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When his rountine begins and he is standing in that O hiting that FDB !!!!!!
FUCKING AMAZING!!!
INHUMAN!!
waiting fot better video upload.
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U mean u got a fucking boner? :-X
You got chills ???
Are you sure it wasnt you under the towel?
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8)
You can't
suck Kai's
cock on
stage without
a white
towel over
your head.
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It should be obvious to people who have witnessed his videos. So he smokes, and he snorts?
Gal, stop with all of that rec bullshit. I legit care about you, like I do for all of Getbig's veteran members.
You look shredded, but at what cost?
shizzo you retarded miscarriage mongoloid piece of shit, shut the fuck eat, choke on semen.
you dont even lift, but conclude shredded guy must be on coke.
you simple minded vermin
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nothing would beat 8 dollars an hour working on the falcon ship
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This pic was worth a thousand words.... an Olympia Physique competitors "pumps" up for the stage.....
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they should spank black kids harder in schools...they've tried everything else
-ctb
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Hahahahaha yes
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a subtle reference by ironmeister as to suggesting that basile might like to ingest goodrum or mr. greene, so to say.
Clever.
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SHUTDOWN GYM!
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today i got a text message from a cubana whore who fell hard for my 15.5" in ripped natural pythons a year ago, i fucked her good for a while
she knew i had a gf those days and she knows i have a kid now
some months ago we texted a few texts and we keep friendly, she was preggers that time (not from me, according to my calculations)
"Hi baby :D My baby was born on 28 september, a month early, him is small but healthy ;). i am in hospital until wednesday 10AM, unit 775, room 442/2, you are always welcome :-*, *hername*, my full name is "herfullname" and the name of my baby is "fullnameofherson" xxx my address is "heraddress" xxx"
whoah this was a bit bewildering, a bit weeirded out as welll
but, do you reckon she wants sex with me or friendzone?
i have 17" arm now, so she may go mad for me
so excited
in a dilemma, now should i go to the hospital or hit the gym for chest and arms
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If bodybuilding is gay, I don't wanna be straight. (no homo)
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;D
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today my direct supervisor (the manlet twink who wanted to take my chair) got lambasted by the boss
he was so helpless and near the point of tears
i pretended not to hear anything and worked on with total dedication
but inside i was enjoying his sorrows
after the whole thing he was looking for a shoulder to cry on, moaning to a lot of people about it
me i told him
"suffering is what you must do....it is what we all must do" and turned around to my computer screen again
he left home early even tho it was reallly busy, like 2 hrs early
he looked confused and lost in the world, and came over to me and my direct colleague and said without any energy or attitude "good job guys....yeah it was not a bad day...keep it up...."
my satisfaction was perverse
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thanks DP for adding this quote. It screams for this image:
(http://momentumbooks.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/5pat.jpg)
Let's call him AnabolicPsycho from now on..
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That was just a few weeks after I shaked hands with him, but I didn't saw a single woman acting like that.
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I have a 02 viper gts I built myself (http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll271/75_yellow/image_zps15d16c65.jpg) (http://s290.photobucket.com/user/75_yellow/media/image_zps15d16c65.jpg.html)
(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll271/75_yellow/image_zpsface60e2.jpg) (http://s290.photobucket.com/user/75_yellow/media/image_zpsface60e2.jpg.html)
typical Getbigger
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from The Wolf of Wall Street (an obvious Getbigger)
I removed my arms from beneath the white silk comforter, careful not to get them tangled
in the thousands of tiny pearls that had been hand-crocheted onto the fabric. Then I cocked
my elbows, like chicken wings, giving the irate Duchess a bird’s-eye view of my mighty biceps ....
That seemed to slow her down—but only for a second. She said, in a mocking tone,
“Will you stop flexing your arms, please? You look like a fucking imbecile!”
“I wasn’t flexing my arms,” I said, unflexing my arms.
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I'd move her cock to the side, and pound that thing like a retard in a spider web.
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english looks like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag in that picture
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Jay Cutler style icon
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the local restaurant guide had it as the 6th best place to eat in town. Most people thought it was more like 11th or 12th.
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Would you be in a relationship with a broad who has aids? Especially 3 aids. Mind you, her body is just as hot as before she had the aids. And let's say the broad is in her 30's, still prime.
- Discuss
yes that way i can get her HGH kits
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Nah, that is Floyd's Lambo , Canelo works in the gas station.
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Hahahaha brutal 12 inch arms and permabags under the eyes from years of voyeurism
Funniest ever getbig quote!!! ;D ;D ;D
How the hell do some of these guys come up with this hilarious shit? ???
More talent in a few getbig posters than every modern famous comedian combined.
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This came off wrong but does sound funny. ;D
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"How big is your cock?" - anabolichalo
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Funniest ever getbig quote!!! ;D ;D ;D
How the hell do some of these guys come up with this hilarious shit? ???
More talent in a few getbig posters than every modern famous comedian combined.
Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something. The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches :D
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This came off wrong but does sound funny. ;D
;)
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Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something. The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches :D
BigCyp is one hell of a Getbigger and cool guy (no homo). The ride of the king:
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He does not look healthy and his face looks old for 35. Great guy as exemplified on his FB page.
"Dreams can come true!!!
I would like to thank all my fans, friends and family for such a huge support over last months!
My wife Katja deserves all the respect for believing in me and supporting me for my whole Bodybuilding carrier!
Many, many thanks to all!"
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/pjcd1/625528_589854141056860_307962887_n_zps6d07dc18.jpg) (http://s11.photobucket.com/user/pjcd1/media/625528_589854141056860_307962887_n_zps6d07dc18.jpg.html)
wolf has the face a man that works on rail road tracks 16 hours a day in the desert and smokes 3 packs a day ect ect
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Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something. The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches :D
my duets with cyp
are liquid gold
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I've briefly considered the murder route but there should be a better solution
if i can get her to fuck off and keep the kid myself it's the same result without you know killing someone
(http://qfxblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/american-psycho.jpg)
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that's a spectacular head of hair
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that's a spectacular head of hair
;D :D
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that's a spectacular head of hair
LMAO!!
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LMAO!!
this kid always surprises us. ;D :D
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this kid always surprises us. ;D :D
He should work as a stand up comedian and flex his 17" pythons, soon he will get the girls..
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He should work as a stand up comedian and flex his 17" pythons, soon he will get the girls..
i'm not that funny i just write what pops into my mind
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i'm not that funny i just write what pops into my mind
That's because you take yourself too serious :D
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That's because you take yourself too serious :D
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Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something. The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches :D
Exactly, lol
Like comedic shock and awe campaign when Big Cyp logs in.
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Exactly, lol
Like comedic shock and awe campaign when Big Cyp logs in.
One should consider it an honor to be owned by the legend known as BigCyp.
I remember when I first joined here....the onslaught that ensured was epic. Cyp and Bigmc and Chaos owned me into oblivion. I couldn't even construct replies back to his posts. I had to just sit back and realize that I was in the presence of greatness and try to take notes. :D
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One should consider it an honor to be owned by the legend known as BigCyp.
I remember when I first joined here....the onslaught that ensured was epic. Cyp and Bigmc and Chaos owned me into oblivion. I couldn't even construct replies back to his posts. I had to just sit back and realize that I was in the presence of greatness and try to take notes. :D
HAHA!!
He referred to me as Rogered Bumhole, in a strange way I actually was honored... lol
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HAHA!!
He referred to me as Rogered Bumhole, in a strange way I actually was honored... lol
He referee to me as Chode Flaps. ;)
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He referee to me as Chode Flaps. ;)
Not exactly sure what that means, but congratulations broseph!! 8)
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(with a small fix at the end)
i went out to the bars last night in my fantastic attire i also wear in my avatar
random women came up to me asking if they could feel my arms
bouncers asked me what cycle i'm on
i went home with my so-called friends ex gf because i was really smashed up and couldnt drive
at 10 am gf calls asks me furious where i am, i say oh i'm in this womans place
she really melted down lol
it was a great night, bitches feeling up my arms 17" pythons
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(with a small fix at the end)
I can just imagine anabolichalo, having learned a lot of phrases on Getbig, being on the phone with his furious girlfriend. Then he says over the phone with German accent to her: "Brutal meltdown".
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after that i made the woman call her up (they know eachother but dont like eachother)
"no no anabolichalo didnt cheat on you, i took him home with me because he was really smashed up"
;D
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I can just imagine anabolichalo, having learned a lot of phrases on Getbig, being on the phone with his furious girlfriend. Then he says over the phone with German accent to her: "Brutal meltdown".
Haha, would love to hear their 'conversation'.
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Haha, would love to hear their 'conversation'.
it was not really a conversation
*ring ring ring ring*
(anabolichalo cracked up voice): hello....
WHERE ARE YOU?????
i'm sleeping
WHERE ARE YOU????
i'm in xxxxx place
YOU ARE IN HER PLACE? ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
........silence
IS XXXX ALSO THERE (my friend who i claimed i was going out witch)
no...
YOU SEE HIM IS NOT THERE HE IS FAMILY MAN YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS
silence....
bleeepbleepbleep (she offed the phone)
???
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Haha, great!
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He referee to me as Chode Flaps. ;)
was is you who refers to me as SmellSumcuntz?
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Classic short man disease buy a big truck to make you feel taller, did it come with a ladder Coach?
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http://smutty.so.clients.cdn13.com//media_smutty/g/o/l/d/b/golden-eye-vmro9-c73ddd.gif
as the gif was loading i felt like "no fuck it's gonna be another HUGE COCK and then i cant get the penis size thoughts out of my head again!!!"
but i was releaved to see it was a modest size
now i can carry on with my day
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Badass! :)
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/04-01-2007-2.jpg)
hair folicles of the gods^^^^^^^^
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was is you who refers to me as SmellSumcuntz?
Yes brother it was I. But it was said in love. A great term of endearment ;D
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this shit aint over
the is very mad when angry
so i dont feel safe leaving the house tomorrow
all my shit could be gone by evening
Throughout all of this, I admire your dedication to the important things:
-getting big
-getting girls
-posting about your travails
A lesser man would have crumbled
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"What do you do bro?"
"I get the girls."
"What's the Holy Grail?"
"To get the girls."
"What's the meaning of life?"
"To get the girls."
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One thing is for sure; Getbig is a whole lot more fun when you are buzzed.
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Kai comes across like an absent-minded philosopher. It takes him ten minutes to answer a simple question. Who the hell wants to listen to his 'bodybuilding as art' monologues. Plus, pro bodybuilding does need an ambassador; this shit will never be anything but a f'n sideshow.
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Army Of One Chops still reigning years later
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ronnie coleman was a great officer of the peace
well educated
evangelizing Christian
great natural athelete
father of many children
an inspiration to us all
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arms are most important aspect of life
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@Anabolichalo
Are you as much of a pain in the ass at home as you are on here?
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A gem from Archer77:
You made this about race. The perpetrator is white but this thread title references a koon. Koon is either a reference to an animal that causes havoc and steals out of garbage cans or a raccoon
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Army Of One Chops still reigning years later
you have excellent photoshop skills!
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Phil Cheat would have to stand 10 feets beyond the line to be included in the top 10.
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just went to take a piss and realized it's gonna suck having to get a lot of new furnuture etc home applyances(appliances?)
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as soon as anabolicho walks into court with his combination of flared lats and phenomenal delt tricep tie ins
the judge will know this is a man who's cannons are unstoppable
unless the judge is phil heath moonlighting for cash monies
he will hate anabolichos genetic superiority and award full custody to the mother
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i dont like the thought of police men hunting down bodybuilders
:-\
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One thing i can say nobody messes with tbombz in jail, not when he is holding on to the pocket of a 300 pound bear, the bear might rent out tbombz for some cigarettes or weed but apart from that he is protected goods.
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I can't get enough of your posts I know it's early am were you live but I'm dying for new material.
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You have the passive aggressive getbigger who will respond with indirect insults.
The aggressive getbigger who is ready to make threats and challenge you to a fight
The passive getbigger who runs away from an insult or choose not to answer.
which of these 3 getbigger are you.
I'm just here for Kai cock pics.
my farts smell like almonds
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I am here to teach the innocent about the plight of the guilty; and to teach the guilty about the benevolence of freedom through the tyranny of dictatorship.
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If your woman ask you to choose between her and getbig you should choose getbig, because there are plenty of women out there but only one getbig.
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“Here’s the difference, to me, between boys and girls: Boys fuck things up; Girls are fucked up. That’s the difference. Boys just do damage to your house that you can measure in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls, like, leave scars in your psyche that you find later, like a genocide or an atrocity… That’s the difference between boys and girls. And it becomes the difference between men and women, really. A man will, like, steal your car or burn your house down or beat the shit out of you, but a woman will ruin your fuckin’ life. Do you see the difference? Like, a man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are nonviolent, but they will shit inside of your heart.” Lewis C.K.
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Getbigger on Jerry Springer
-Discuss
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I havent read pages 2-8 yet guys
but ill say this
sacramento county jail had a new sherriff in town while I was in town
and so did san joaquin county jail as well 8)
(its amazing.what some.muscle and.good looks does for street cred when you know what cool is) ;D
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(Springer vid)
Will Anabolichalo take the same route?
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Will Anabolichalo take the same route?
anabolichalo is on the phone with his lawyer ATM.
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anabolichalo is on the phone with his lawyer ATM.
LOL, that's about time!
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sad......
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anabolichalo is on the phone with his lawyer ATM.
Ass To Mouth pays for legal fees these days?
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Re: diet doesnt work for me cardio does work even with high cal diet
Reminds me of the time I got stranded on a desert island and my weightloss just stopped.
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you people are still deep in denial
it's a fact that a woman's wildest fantasy is a huge gorilla black man with ripping muscles and a throbbing maglite cock
the closes thing is a huge gorilla white man like dennis wolf
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i think it's because she's an illegal imigrant (legal now) who is senior to me that is the reason she doesnt want to submit
It's not that, it's that she realizes you're a retard who starts threads about injecting steroids into his cock.
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if you end up in bed with a tranny it's not an accident
stop deceiving yourself
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Fitness Frenzy doing some heavy lifting here. Hope this helps a little. I loved this quote by the mighty Tapeworm for Anabolichalo's funeral business:
"Maybe you could offer unusual burials as a niche. I always wanted to be hooked up to a gigantic trebuchet atop a cliff and sent sailing through a gentle arc into the ocean. Seriously. How much to fling me into the sea?"
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Fitness Frenzy doing some heavy lifting here. Hope this helps a little. I loved this quote by the mighty Tapeworm for Anabolichalo's funeral business:
"Maybe you could offer unusual burials as a niche. I always wanted to be hooked up to a gigantic trebuchet atop a cliff and sent sailing through a gentle arc into the ocean. Seriously. How much to fling me into the sea?"
(http://www.srvrocks.com/willie_the_wimp.jpg)
(http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/life/2010/06/02/funeral_planning_outside_the_box/david_moralescolonjpg.jpeg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpeg)
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How did they prop him up like that? Doesn't seem possible. Incredibly eerie, by the way.
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How did they prop him up like that? Doesn't seem possible. Incredibly eerie, by the way.
Not sure, but here's some more information.
http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puerto-rican-funeral-home-presents-shooting-victim-on-his-motorc/
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Not sure, but here's some more information.
http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puerto-rican-funeral-home-presents-shooting-victim-on-his-motorc/
F'n creepy.
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What childish and pathetic dicks post here!
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You are the victim here. The white beard, the flaccid cock, Santa isn't cumming this christmas.
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;D
so i just finished a solid back and bicep workout on sunday morning
as i was about to walk out of the gym suddenly i was approached by a middle aged skinny fat dude that looked like shit
HEY MAY I ASK YOU TO PUT BACK THE WEIGHTS?! he said in a venomous tone
"those weights were already there i said" cool and in control
"ITS NOT TRUE BLABLABLA YOU HAVE TO PUT THEM BACK NOW BLABLABLA" (brutal melt down)
"look i told you they were already there, if it bothers you so badly put them back yourself"
and i turned around to leave
"HEY DO YOU REALIZE I AM A MONITOR HERE?" he said as if i was going to be impressed
i told him
"put it on your resume" and walked out
"YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" he melted down further as i was on my way
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;D
as i was walking home i was laughing out loud thinking about it
ahahahahaa brutal meltdown ahahahaha
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as i was walking home i was laughing out loud thinking about it
ahahahahaa brutal meltdown ahahahaha
But on a serious note, I hate it when weights aren't organized in the gym (no autist)
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People confuse me with Shawn Ray all the time.
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the tbombz video is back online.:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjIxNDAxNTg0.html
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upping the protein. ...
And farting like a rhinocerous
I got stuck in the other room with the shitty TV my farts are so bad. :P
Every five minutes....BWAAAARRRRPPP PP !!
Soon you will get the girls.
The only time I fart now is my once weekly pizza cheat meal :(
I make sure to close up the windows in the house and really savor the experience.
It's the little things in life...
I was in Circle K today and I crop dusted the entire store with fart molecules. Went up and down every aisle.
Then I'm on line and I go "God Damn that's nasty." And start talking to this dude next to me...and he's like "yeah"....and I'm farting right on him..hahahaaa
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if you want to have a real relationship with a female, then it's about give and take
and don't forget that the female isn't always at fault, as it's usually a 50/50 affair
Oh, what a sagely relationship guru!
Haha. ... my favorite is how he has to identify the gender of the person hes in the relationship with......
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Not only is Coach Huang the Center of All Muscle, he is also the Center of The Universe!
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That's the American way....we are our work, which is utter nonsense. Don't believe it. Find a chick who will foot the bill for dates until you get back on your feet and you will have found a gem.
When my wife and I were dating, I didn't own a car. We went out in her VW Bug on dates. I did have a job, but it paid shit wages. If you find a woman who loves and believes in you when you seem to be going nowhere you will be doing a lot better than the dudes with dates who only want them for their money.
good advice
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It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
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Haha, bravo!
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Whose is this breakfast ?
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No need for talking (besides, who talks these days?), that wastes time.
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I hate e-cunt, but this one is great :D
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;D Too much coke= no good. Just the right amount of coke= look out because I ain't stoppin'!
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Sorry i don't feel the need to comment on how narrow Phil Heath is, or make wyhi threads talking about girls that would probably never even look at you in real life, or make fun of other peoples physiques (Vince Goodrum or whoever) but have never even had the balls to post a pic of themselves, or how many times i benched 300 pounds, or how many times i watch a Ronnie Coleman video. From day one on this board everything i said i backed it up with pictures, evidence, i back up what i say....i competed in Mr. GetBig.. did you?? I've won an NPC competition have you? What do you contribute to this board?? And each and every single picture i posted with those girls are all from dates, the only one I'm a work is the pic of me in the white uniform. You are a hater plain and simple, maybe you should spend less time critique other peoples women, physiques, occupations, lives and get out there and live..just a thought.
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Epic meltdown
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Anabolichalo commenting on a deepthroat gif on the 18+ Board
as the gif was loading i felt like "no fuck it's gonna be another HUGE COCK and then i cant get the penis size thoughts out of my head again!!!"
but i was releaved to see it was a modest size
now i can carry on with my day
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Jason Genova - Hope this is a HOAX?
Jason Genova
I am going to end my life tonight i am going to hell i am going to over dose i am tired of being bully time to end my life maybe all be more loved when i am dead respect ..
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Someone call PJ?!
if this is real just tell him to sign up on getbig, and go to the random pics section and have a good wank.
we need to invite this kid into the brotherhood and teach the kid to relax a little or force him to study Piezoelectricity with the Falcon
if jason jevona dies he will reach zyzz status, even surpass him
This guy will likely try to overdose on protein powder. ;D We is big Richard when you need him?
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I wonder the the guilt of being a manwhore keeps him up at night?
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!
I'm serious, I have an architect working on this as we speak.
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Haha, once again a big bravo for I'meister!
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dj181 represents Andreas Munzer circa 2013
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Haha, once again a big bravo for I'meister!
he is a modern day Picasso.
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Reality is an escape from getbig.
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Vince and Phil have the same look on their faces
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Milos when it comes to talking about training, drugs, nutrition is an Einstein.
When it comes to his personal life is a Jason Genova.
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Shit, I didn't realize I'd done so many ;D
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Fucking awesome...Thanks...Using grumpy cat Tbombs photo for the kids is genius...lmfao
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Ever had a true episode of mental mania self induced?
the other day was reading some thread on some sight where someone said "i dont want my soul to exist eternally"
the more i thought about what was said its like my mind went deeper into that thought putting itself in a place full of fear of the eternal. with also feelings of that feeling you get when your looking down from a very tall building, kinda like when i watch vids of those russian kids just jumping around on the roofs of sky scrapers lol but scary as fuck
anyways i was curious about this feeling and let it continue, not thinking rationally about it but more less teleporting my senses into something "eternal" wich was scary as fuck to ponder. i had that frightening feeling physically and mentally u know looking down from a tall building ect.
i felt my metabolism quickly elevate and in pure fear and desperation i jumped up out of my chair and was literally about to run outside in a madness but stayed in my house and moderatley yelled "I cant take this any more" then i preceeded to calm down because i was feeling very upset thinking about all this
just thought id share. the thought of eternal is pretty intense
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Nice shirt... The Gift
Gay
Insecure
F*&k
Tard
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Thought some of my getbig pals wanted something like this to read in a nice friday morning...
http://gawker.com/gay-art-school-student-to-lose-anal-virginity-in-front-1451749816
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Art school student Clayton Pettet says he's held on to his anal virginity for the past 19 years, but he's finally ready to lose it — and he wants to share his grand opening with the world.
On January 25, 2014, Pettet, a second-year student at London's Central Saint Martins art school (Jarvis Cocker went here!), is planning to exhibit a one-time-only performance art piece entitled "Art School Stole My Virginity," which will involve Pettet and a friend engaging in safe anal sex on stage at an art space in the London Borough of Hackney.
He expects between 50 and 100 classmates and other members of the public to attend.
"The key thing about performance art is that it should only be performed once, and this is the ultimate once-in-a-lifetime performance," Pettet told a local news agency.
The show will be followed by a Q&A wherein Pettet will ask the audience if they detect any change in his partner's attitude toward him.
"Since culturally we do hold quite a lot of value to the idea of virginity I have decided to use mine and the loss of it to create a piece that I think will stimulate interesting debate and questions regarding the subject," Pettet said.
Early "reviews" have been mostly negative, with one LGBT activist saying the stunt "cheapens our own sexual relationships."
On his Tumblr blog (NSFW), Pettet responded in advance to criticism, calling virginity "a performance created by the species Human:Male."
Though his parents are currently unaware of the performance, Pettet says he has told his teachers.
This kid should get Kai Greene to take his anal virginity, film it, and call it Penetration Iron.
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sorry for the self-promotion:
Jay Cutler mixed with Drake:
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HOLY FUCK! I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard
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:D
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IMO one of his best shops in a long time. He even added coach Huang's book.
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King Shizzo and Prince Anabol are the talisman of the new getbig. These computer-chair men are leading the forum into the unknown.
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what he really ment was computer chairmen
right?
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how big do I need to get my arms before these women will go mad for me?
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First I was reading 'Genova', never mind...
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arms like that and a full thick head of hair
the blessings are distributed unevenly by our God Jehova
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thats not bodybuilding related pic
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I dont even care if she's a tranny!!
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Legit lol at these shops
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I've been in a total of three different jails the past 4 months and in every jail was a large Latino gang population (mostly southerners but the northerners seem to get more respect), a sizeable white gang population ("wood paws"), and no real black gangs except for members of small, local, inner city gangs and not necessarily "jail affiliated" in some way.
Yeah the limit is two years (I think) In county but the best gangsters stay out of prison, when they get loked up its briefly cuz they got bank for a lawyer and homies who will take a case so they can stay on the street.
Sounds like you work in "corrections" ?
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damn tbombz had really fallen hard
prostitution, prison rapes, no job, no future
i dont see this ending well unless he changes his name, moves to a different place and starts all over again
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damn tbombz had really fallen hard
prostitution, prison rapes, no job, no future
i dont see this ending well unless he changes his name, moves to a different place and starts all over again
He can finish dat Associaties degree on the taxpayers dime, yo.
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Like I said.. if he'd been bigger/taller..
Of course he's definitely wider than Heath... yeah, definitely wider than Heath.
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Oh shit ;D
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Interpretation:
Lee Priest gently kisses the cheek of his newfound maiden tbombz. Tbombz does not look to be immediately pleased by Lee's love. Will he submit his anus to Lee's small midget cock?
I guess we will have to wait for Lee's next tattoo to find out.
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"If you want to beat the man- you must out eat the man." -Unknown
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"If you want to beat the man- you must out eat the man." -Unknown
Tbombz? :-X
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fuck his hair is so thick and steroid proof
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how can someone calculate his food intake everyday years at a time without ending up in a lunatic asylum?
i mean i did this when i was 16, weighing pieces of food with a micro scale
calculating calories in the correct carbs to protein ratios etc and it nearly drove to clinical madness
I don't think nearly is the correct word for you here....
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Listen bitch, you're old and worn out, you have two bastard children and cant get a man
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you aint getting my autograph when i win the olympia hater
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A few months ago DJ182 told me that his physique blew mine out of the water. I quit bodybuilding right then and there and have recently taken up knitting as well as bird watching. It's not a glamorous life but at least I'm not competing here anymore with the Alpha Male King who posts here known as DJ191.
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glad you think that's funny 'shizzo'... go back to your minimum wage job and living your life knowing nobody.
after I said "fuck no, i'm not asking Larry Ellison to loan me money", he tells me to call another buddy of his he went school with, who happened to be the guy who started/owns "Fiji" water, because he's the guy who fronted his other buddy the cash to start 2xU clothing (a Under Armour knock-off).
have fun being a life long loser working min wage before somehow getting on disability and living in a studio and riding the bus to the store where you use your Food stamp card to buy bread and milk.
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Funniest shit written on GetBig in weeks ;D
Are you suggesting that Mangina21stone rides saddle free bicycles down cobbled streets, and protests vehemently against council plans to resurface potholed roads, Army of One?
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Funniest shit written on GetBig in weeks ;D
ROFL!!!
Truly masterful! That's not some amateur insult, that took skill. Top fucking shelf!!!
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very true. lots of punks in prison who are looking for somebody to look up to. very easy to be one of the "top dogs" so long as you have a little bit of common sense, street smarts, and a touch of muscle or swagger. very easy indeed.
now, that being said, to be fair, its also easy as shit to get your ass picked on and punked and even jumped if you project fear, lack of respect for yourself, submissiveness, etc.
Guys in there tend to be like vultures. except for the top dogs. we are some pretty cool cats 8)
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ROFL!!!
Truly masterful! That's not some amateur insult, that took skill. Top fucking shelf!!!
Calm down Rogered Backdoor ;D
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" http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:BNhho5qGhrsJ:groups.yahoo.com/group/SwollMuscle/+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us .
" Welcome to my official yahoo fan group. I'm a 26 yr old straight Bodybuilder originally from Boston, now living down in FLA. I'm a natural bodybuilder training for my first competition and have been doing fitness and other modeling since I was 18. Here is where you can find out more about me including my training,my diet, things I enjoy in my spare time, and any recent model shoots. I am looking for a select few dedicated sponsors who know how to treat a young champion and would like to do so simply for the fact that I work so hard on my body and you can know you are doing your part to sponsor and support the art of bodybuilding. If you are interested in sponsoring me contact me in a professional way. I always believe in respecting each person on an individual level and expect the same from those that wish to contact me. I am a pretty down to Earth guy and like to be an inspiration to others as long long as they know how to show their proper respect. Contact me through Yahoo ID: swollmuscle@yahoo.com. My amazon wishlist is
www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8XZNPF0JPGQ5/ref=lst_llp_wl-go
As always I enjoy gifts to support my training but Amazon Gift Certificates work best! LOL. I DO NOT use paypal since I have been advised against it. I wish to maintain certain level of privacy so please respect my wishes and boundaries.
I love to train hard and love my family and friends above all. I am also available for paid modeling assignments from legitimate photographers. "
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To spokesman for Shredz. He's no cut rate Derek Anthony.
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kind of reminds me of one of me workmates...
his housemate took all the labels off all the tins in his cupboards, so he'd bring one in every day for dinner hoping it would be soup, 50 50 chance it would be peas, sweetcorn etc etc
by the way, OUTED for having a dinner so small it fits into a butter container
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Calm down Rogered Backdoor ;D
I still remember the day you called him "Rogered Bunghole."
I laughed out loud and my girlfriend asked what was so funny. I showed her the BigCyp post but she didn't laugh. >:(
Needless to say we are no longer together.
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Needless to say we are no longer together.
I hope that's because you killed her, a bitch that doesn't laugh at a Cyp post does not deserve to live.
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I hope that's because you killed her, a bitch that doesn't laugh at a Cyp post does not deserve to live.
She's sleeping with the fishes.
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I still remember the day you called him "Rogered Bunghole."
I laughed out loud and my girlfriend asked what was so funny. I showed her the BigCyp post but she didn't laugh. >:(
Needless to say we are no longer together.
I've read shit out to my wife that i have been laughing out loud about on here
she normally just shakes her head
true story
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Wor lass is the same she just dont get it.
My father on the otherhand appreciates the odd getbig gem
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I've read shit out to my wife that i have been laughing out loud about on here
she normally just shakes her head
true story
Yes my girl doesn't understand the subtle humor of a well hidden dildo or penis in an Ironmesiter shop.
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Many good quotes to be considered.
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Part Three
The Carrier
Norm was a silver haired muscle dad standing six-two and packing two hundred and thirty five pounds of muscular bulk. His silver goatee was in contrast to his deeply tanned face, a testament to the hours he spent in the tanning booth at his neighborhood gym after his Goliathan workouts. He was on his thirtieth year with the United States Post Office, where he pounded the pavement as a mailman. But that wasn't why they called him "The Carrier." The real reason he was dubbed The Carrier was the fact that he was charged up HIV Positive, and showed zero symptoms. He was of of a stout German-Polish heritage, with a constitution that could throw off anything this corrupted planet could throw at it. Colds, flues...in this case HIV...Norm's immune system could bite it off and spit it out. Nothing delighted The Carrier more than dancing his tush off at a gay bar called The Vault. All the queers would stare and marvel at his wrought iron physique as he would gyrate and grind to the throbbing rhythm of some disco hit. At the same time every night, 1:10 AM to be exact, The Carrier would dramatically pull his skin tight shirt off and really show those queens what he had. then, later in the night, he would hustle some twink back up to the bedroom for some nipple to nipple steam. It was there that The Carrier would culminate his night out by "charging up" the twink; stuffing his rectum full of his uncut horsemeat, and as the smells of poppers and musky man sex filled the air, The Carrier would deliver The Ultimate Parcel, with a return address marked "DEATH".
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dude I'm jacked handsome and street smart like a devil. I date black women the type like India arie and erykah badu and Alicia keys so my character reflects that. Take it for what it's worth I suppose.
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About Ronnie Coleman,
ronald is a man among men
he is truly the inspiration of our generation
blessed beyond belief and clearly an instrument of our living God Jehova El Shaddai
Ronald taught us that if you don't believe in Jehova God you gotta give him a chance. And remember God has a plan for each and everyone of us, all you got to do is keep the faith and accept your calling.
Ronnie did exactly this and found out that his career at the Arlington PD was exactly that, a CAREER, not a CALLING, a lot of people confuse the two end end up missing their true calling in life and consequentially true meaning and fulfillment.
So he was touched by an angel in the form of Brian Dobson who made Ronnie aware of his gift and calling. He ended up becoming the MOST DECORATED BODYBUILDER IN BODYBUILDING HISTORY.
Not only did he win many many trophies and prizes, he also had many many children as he passed on his superior genes into the wombs of many women across the USA and beyond.
As a true family man and God fearing christian he starts each Sunday at the Mount Olive Baptist church and praises Jehova God our Lord El Shaddai for all the glory goes to God.
Despite his monumental accomplishments Ronnie has stayed humble and considers himself no different from anybody else, just a lil bit bigger.
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walter begging the courts to let hernandez out on work release just to save the patriots season!
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adapt to survive? Fact is the options we have are largely defined by what we inherited / acquired. Nowadays there are too many qualified and unqualified people for every and each job/career avaialable and the competition is higher than before, especially since globalization made any guy from anywhere on the planet a potential oponent for a job/ressources. Too many people not enough jobs, and mechanization and robotisation make humans less and less useful. We are going to reach a point where we have many people able to work, of all ages and qualifications but...no jobs for them. This will have to be solved by planned careers from birth , as simple as that. But we re not there yet, and there will be a need for wars. Who will survive, who will die...who cares, we re just ants, we re like grass, only the best at adapting will survive.
To be honest, he could search the support of a rich working woman , if he s heterosexual. If he s gay well many old schmoes could support him for sex. It would be less stressful than having to work to build a family and get a house. The downside would be he could probably not have an ofspring with an old woman or man. MAny men and women just like him who survive doing what they can, with or without kids.
Whatever floats his boat and allow him to last for one more day is Worth the investment anyway. ISnt this what we re all doing.
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I hope that's because you killed her, a bitch that doesn't laugh at a Cyp post does not deserve to live.
I still remember the day you called him "Rogered Bunghole."
I laughed out loud and my girlfriend asked what was so funny. I showed her the BigCyp post but she didn't laugh. >:(
Needless to say we are no longer together.
I've read shit out to my wife that i have been laughing out loud about on here
she normally just shakes her head
true story
Hahahaha you guys are fucking killing me over here ;D ;D ;D
Women DO NOT get getbig humour, I tried telling my wife about some of the ownings on here like SMM/pillowtalk etc and some of the brutal one liners they received and she just goes "How old are you again?"
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Hahahaha you guys are fucking killing me over here ;D ;D ;D
Women DO NOT get getbig humour, I tried telling my wife about some of the ownings on here like SMM/pillowtalk etc and some of the brutal one liners they received and she just goes "How old are you again?"
No offence to your wife, but women with a good sense of humor are a rarity, it's not programmed in their genes.
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Hahahaha you guys are fucking killing me over here ;D ;D ;D
Women DO NOT get getbig humour, I tried telling my wife about some of the ownings on here like SMM/pillowtalk etc and some of the brutal one liners they received and she just goes "How old are you again?"
I get it! My wife just gives me a blank stare when I start talking about some of the stuff that people post here. I suspect she's being condescending. ::)
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No offence to your wife, but women with a good sense of humor are a rarity, it's not programmed in their genes.
Perhaps it is in their jeans then. ;D
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(Uberman's quote)
Hated by many, but he has wise thoughts to share...
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I think she looks decent in that picture.
I'm not a fan of bottox queens, but I would hit it, just to post the secret pictures later on Getbig.
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;D ;D ;D
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You do have a way with computer generated creations. On does wonder though, why you are so consumed with all things gay.
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You do have a way with computer generated creations. On does wonder though, why you are so consumed with all things gay.
Why are you so consumed with defending it?
Seriousness is your pitfall, Prime. It's just amusement...
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The Y board is the Illuminati of Getbig.
It is a secret brotherhood. They make you do things :-X
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You do have a way with computer generated creations. On does wonder though, why you are so consumed with all things gay.
As you can see from each quote, those homo-erotic images were created by IronMeister, not me.
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To Gay4it
Do you ever have to cover up when you are on a cruise? I mean, you have a hot body (no homo) but you are giving folks a false impression of how people dress aboard ship. Do the ladies you pose with ever feel like they are not much more than props for you?
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To Vince Basile
Hi Vince, this is my real name. Let me know when you want to get rid of your gym before I open one up next door.
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IronMeister is a creative genius.
He is the Picasso of Getbig. A genius in our midst. My favorite is when he puts Tbombz in everything.
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Why are you so consumed with defending it?
Seriousness is your pitfall, Prime. It's just amusement...
You saying my seriousness is my pitfall is a copout. Anyway, me being serious offers some balance to all the silliness that is posted on Getbig.
I am not defending homosexuality; there is no reason to do this. People can either accept the fact of it's existence or not. It changes nothing. It is just interesting how consumed some folks are with all things gay. It seems incredibly juvenile or at the least ignorant.
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I will fight any man.
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LMAO yes brother I had a triple dose of NO Xplode before I logged in. I Burnt a lot of bridges that fine Otober day.
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I won a painting for sitting quiet at church when a lady artist was painting. I was about 9 at the time.
What You!
you transported dianabol using your wife as a mule
what you
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He died for steroids.
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He died for steroids.
Diuretics. At least he died in a great shape.
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nasser said he was killed by promotors
just like a race horse that performs bad it also get killed
BODYBUILDERS DONT GET SHOT WITH BULLETS BUT WITH NEEDLES
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Diuretics. At least he died in a great shape.
True.
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True.
Currently he looks dj181-ish
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One is a fucking asshole. The other might try to fuck your asshole.
What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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You saying my seriousness is my pitfall is a copout. Anyway, me being serious offers some balance to all the silliness that is posted on Getbig.
I am not defending homosexuality; there is no reason to do this. People can either accept the fact of it's existence or not. It changes nothing. It is just interesting how consumed some folks are with all things gay. It seems incredibly juvenile or at the least ignorant.
Sorry for my late reply, but what should I say on this, other than what I wrote in my previous post? You're trying to analyse why someone laughs at certain things. Humor is like foods, movies, music, sports or women/men/both; we all have our individual preferences.
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Regarding Derek Anthony's health and impending death:
well, all in all you still reduce your lifespan using both, a lifespan that would have been longer if you didnt consume anything at all. I am sorry for him but man, did he do his best to get there. I feel sad cause i somehow "know" him, i know he was just insecure and a jerk, not a bad man, he was unable to keep a good woman, unable to find a real job, probably had huge family issues he will never solve, and i dont know the little kids or other people who suffer from the same kind of stuff so i cant take them into pity. He always struck me as a guy who was stuck in a low quality life. Studies , family etc where outof reach for him.
All it makes me think about is the absurdity of life. The butchery of life. I mean you guys realize at any given moment, tons of people die of many stupid reasons, suffering or not. We re just born, to die, and between birth and death, there's only struggle. You sometimes feel good when you successfully survive difficulties, but it's only to see your last victory being destroyed blindly by another difficulty until one day, you cant take it anymore.
He's probably sad because he knows he s going to die, I'm sad cause I know we , as a specie, will all die one day because we are animals and we can do nothing but kill between two peaceful phases. Rest is only a preparation of the next fight, struggle.
We all have our problems it seems, pick your poison! I hope he will have happy final days surrounded by people who love him , at least. That's funny , i dont even know why i wish him that, where does this empathetic thought come from. Wether he dies in peace or not, why would i care? In fact i probably dont genuinely care, it's just that i hope that myself the day i'll die, i'll be surrounded by loved ones instead of being alone. I'm not interested in his life, suffering or death, I'm just interesting in understanding how not to repeat the same mistakes to optimize and increase my own odds of survival and those of my offspring.
We should all stop the bashing now. He abused everything under the sun, was dumb, ignorant, an asshole, despicable, but this stuff happen to people who did a lot more better with their lives. It could happen to any of us. As if, there was no justice, just randomness, things happen and that's about it. Now what is interesting is the "meaning" we all fabricate to make the absurd daily reality tolerable. Life just makes no sense, but our brains are wired to give meaning to what intrinsically has none. When you re in the flow of life, working, having significant relationships and so on, you rebound a lot easier, you cope with the blows with more ease. When you look at life and its absurdity, the fact we re just animals randomly killing and getting killed simply because "that's just the way it is" , you dont feel very good about the whole thing. It's even tougher when you feel like you dont contribute, dont participate in anything, when you feel like you re useless. This is what motivate people with nothing, to destroy what others have, or try to steal it, and the cycle keeps repeating itself over and over again.The biggest irony of life is that we probably all think we are right in everything we do to insure our survival.
I guess the right thing to do in all of this is to follow the Bible, God, and do your best to be nice to everyone, work, contribute, transform yourself to be better while motivating other people to do the same. Then you can be proud of your success, and nobody will want to destroy it. If you re really an expert, nobody will even be able to replace you so you dont have to worry about that. Sublimation, perfection. That way you should have all the pros without the cons of life? Lifting weights, playing some sports, working, taking care of family...being with people, helping them... making money excelling at what you re doing...helping other people do the same without fearing they might backstab you or replace you...
It's all nice and rosy but if only it was that easy. Can you do that? That's probably the thoughest shit to do in this life. Not getting angry at other people, not continuing their bad behaviors, falling for their games, becoming just like them. We re all facing people who have it all and in all impunity seem to be able to crush other people lives without ever being worried. So at this point yeah, we all start to doubt the utopic religious view, meaning of life. We just see each others as animals who have no other purpose but kill or get killed.
In real life, we re all forced to see other people animalistic behaviors, and to realize we re just the same, that at its core, life is just about life forms trying to adapt at all costs, being able to do so (using brains, or muscle etc) whatever the way you discover to survive facing the competition , makes you happy, failing makes you frustrated, stressed, wanting to die.
Derek could have chosen a better path, lifting naturally, not doing roids, synthol, rec drugs, not posing in front of a webcam for schmoes as a living... but in the end he would have died too. What probably makes hi sad is what he hasnt been able to achieve before dying; building a healthy, happy family, doing better with what he inherited and acquired. That's probably his only regret. And the shame of having been exposed, laughed at, for so long, reading that many people will enjoy his death.
But...what about the other men who live the same lifestyle, and arent about to die? Lot of males do the same stuff as a living, but their health is ok, maybe later it will worsen, but why DA has to die now ? Because he really , really, abused more than they do? Many people deserve to die more than him, murderers etc, still, they ll live longer lives. How comes? Where is the justice in all of that?
There's probably none. That's just the vain, absurd, stupid way it is, life is. Can anyone come up with something more optimistic?
We all try to survive, and feel somewhat good to see other die as it subconsciously mean we have been spared, all of this developed during millions of years of evolution, that's just how all lifeforms are. We re only sad when someone who was important to our own survival dies. We all try to adapt, and have to step on other people in many occasions to insure our own survival. Even if we didnt want to, we would still have to, cause that's just the way it is.
One thing is sure, Heaven is not on earth. And the funny is that all winners, finally lose one day, hapiness is probably seeing others fail before you do.
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all of getbig has known that I date both men and women since pretty much day one. This is hardly an outing. Plus, the last three MEN have been far FAR less well educated.
really?
in ebony lesbian movies the girls use horse cock sized dildos
do you enjoy those as well with your girlfriends?
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I 'see' Lobstah facepalming...
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I 'see' Lobstah facepalming...
it's a legit question
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I 'see' Lobstah facepalming...
Facepalm of the highest order. Most ridiculous shit I've been asked on these forums, except for the time Shizzo asked if I preferred white guys (and then proceeded to tell me he wants to jizz all over my back every chance he got.)
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Preworkout I like to collect my thoughts, visualize how my workout will go, and meditate. For that I'll listen to Bach, Barber, Albinoni, Yo-Yo Ma etc. This is usually in my car on the way to the gym, in the locker room and as i hit the weightroom floor warming up with some light stretches.
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While lifting I like similar classical music that has been remixed into trance, dubstep, techno etc. I like the moments of calm and serenity and the build up just before the beat drops... thats when it's time to hit it hard.
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As I'm about to complete my workout I'll put on some Adele or Sia. This is wind down time. I finish off with this type of music while I'm stretching and foam rolling in the posing room. Not much thinking is done during this time... just that postworkout feel good high. Calmness. Oneness. Love.
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lol, you are latently queer.
my "workout" music is when the brutal 35lbs dumbells smash to the floor after a brutal intense set of benchpressing with them.
clapping hands furiously between sets toget rid of the excess chalk, this is my kind of music.
the gym isnt a discoteque
and if anyone gives wrong look, man,beast or woman, i will do some shaddow boxing while giving the look"come get some"
post workout music is the sound of the mixer when i prepare the rotein shake with quickly absorbably sugars
no pain, no gain, all natural
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I heard he still is in good shape and is running an child hospital in uganda with his uncle martin
I always walk around with the dick out of the pants
basile is for bodybuilding what arnold is for movies
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"Don't look my name up on Google Images"
Yep, I still have the skateboard
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Yes, the Jungian archetype is that of the Face-Fucking Trickster, and the white towel symbolizes the absorbency of the collective unconscious which wipes away all shame and most of the spooge. Here, I'll write it down.
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Ha, that's a creative brain :D
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If you want girls to like you, get your MBA. Bodybuilding comes last when your younger
what is this friend?
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muscularity and intelligence are inversely proportional
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"I am huge on youtube"
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^^^^^^^^^what a miserable fuck (genova)
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^^^^^^^^^what a miserable fuck (genova)
But you would say to Ronnie "I'm huge on a forum" :D
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But you would say to Ronnie "I'm huge on a forum" :D
no way
i met ronnie and didnt know what to say
so i said nothign
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no way
i met ronnie and didnt know what to say
so i said nothign
Well, next time you have something to say!
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chicks dont love big asses
they love big juicy throbbing cocks
when chicks see big arms their primate instinct kicks in
bitches love a big gorilla
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Well, next time you have something to say!
i dont think ronnie would appreciate me talking to him
he probably cant even stand white people like most black millionaires
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you realize this is the truth right? i'm talking about pure animalistic lusts that make chicks go mad
not their desire to have money in their hands and status
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i dont think ronnie would appreciate me talking to him
he probably cant even stand white people like most black millionaires
Lighten up bro, you have self esteem issues. To break the ice, share your bro wisdom about bitches or whatever :D
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you realize this is the truth right? i'm talking about pure animalistic lusts that make chicks go mad
not their desire to have money in their hands and status
LOL, I don't even know where to start.. Let's just say this, you have your opinion of peace and provide good entertainment.
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Lighten up bro, you have self esteem issues. To break the ice, share your bro wisdom about bitches or whatever :D
ronald has impregnate at least 3 different women with 8children last time i checked
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ronald has impregnate at least 3 different women with 8children last time i checked
He's a complete dumbass without responsibility, I know...
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He's a complete dumbass without responsibility, I know...
I'm sure his baby mommas get discounts on Ronnie Coleman signature series supplement line.
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I'm sure his baby mommas get discounts on Ronnie Coleman signature series supplement line.
^^
I nominate this quote!
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No roids, ate heavy
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Sensational legs
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Talk about inspirational!
Expected rare heterosexual getbig material
Obivously I was wrong
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Why did you delete all your posts and then disappear?
lets call it a learning experience.
and cardio.
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BikiniSlut, what ethnic background do you have? You have a nice body...You need your blue stars...Any chic that can hang in this crazy place, and kick ass I am a fan of...Only a couple of women here...
pipe down eager beaver..it is a dude
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;D ;D ;D
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musclecenter: the "people's coach" :)
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<not relevant>"blah, blah, blah..."</not relevant>
so why shouldnt i enjoy the thrill of building big thick arms by ways of lifting weights injecting roids and eating heavy and then have the girls go mad by means of triggering their primate sexual instinct with big gorilla physique
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When I sold supplements at flea markets and strip mals, yes. Got paid numerous times in change....still good at the bank
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that you anabolhalo?
i really have to say, very good lats, good symetry, good structure, good amount of real size, and!! very very lean.
this is very lean for year round condition.
youre doing 1 or 2 things right it seems 8)
yeah i guess all those millions of questions on getbig are paying off
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Before breakfast BigRo established 2 Kenyan orphanages, helped an ederly German lady gain her US citizenship, taught my 3 yr old daughter how to read, acquired a certificate in hair extension methodologies from cosmetology school, corrected my form on bent over rows, showed me how to properly satisfy my wife and completed construction on his Hebrew Apocalypse fallout shelter.
Get this tall drink of water some stars for his muscles!
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What happened to Big Cyp
Where is my gimmick big cyp?
I miss his legendary Ugandan related insults
come back cyp
I wish I could remember the password :'(
Got caught driving his neighbors Audi.
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been rubbing olive oil in eyebrows for a month now... (pic)
they were thin before
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obivously, getbiggers have gotten under his skin. what other site could he be talking about? ::)
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flaxseed oil has many many benefits. Thank god I still bleed so don't need to concern myself yet with any hot flashes. And I talked to my mum and she never got any hot flashes.
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As soon as The 'Brews mess with The Jews, it become News...
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he looks terrible. the bis and tris look oiled to sh1te. just for the record a few years ago i thought he looked great.
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Making it happen!
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haha ironmeister laying the smack down on dj181m hillarious.
the one in leather haha
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Shitzo is a real fuckwit
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Mr. MB ---------- 73
Primemuscle ----- 69
Funk 51 --------- 62
Musclecenter ---- 61
Buffdnet -------- 57
Ronnierep ------- 57
Wez ------------ 56
Gymrat --------- 55
Tommywishbone - 52
WalterWhite ----- 52
US MUSL --------- 50
Groink ---------- 49
Hazbin ---------- 48
Dr. Chimps ------ 47
Arce ------------ 44
Bigdumbbell ----- 43
Honest ---------- 42
Soul crusher ---- 38
I'm glad I work for a foreign company abroad and thus don't have any of my money siphoned away to these cock lovers.
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Can you imagine being the guy in the white t-shirt having to ''mother'' this fag all the time - what a fuckin job, i bet he feels like smashin the fool every minute of the day...
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There's a big difference between philosophizing and over-thinking/micro-managing. One is good the other is not. One leads to faith the other to doubt. One to success the other to failure.
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
Tbombz- shot by the police while running in his bunny suit towards the white house.
DJ- choke on dbol tablets while having another meltdown from reading the forum.
SMM- preform a harakiri with his katana(naked in public).
Shizzo- car crash drunk...while typing on getbig throu his phone...
Anabolichalo- suicide by shooting himself at coleman's fibo booth after losing his hair and getting a gyno.
Goodrum- jumps from a tall building into a children bus after finding out vissy cheated on him with derek anthony and his buddies.
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This was actually Squadfathers girlfriend and her mother , got glossed over at the time as most didnt believe it was them lol
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"you'll be the first" - Lobstah, to Wolfox 8)
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"you'll be the first" - Lobstah, to Wolfox 8)
Only original quotes please
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the cleanest pleasure is having sex with an underaged teen
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What was the real reason behind Jay/Kerry splitting?
real reason too!!! ( no homo )
in another thread somewhere somebody blamed Tito24.
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man i'm so old i have a toenail on the end of my penis
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Diogenes was wider than Heath.
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Diogenes "the dog:" Practitioner of such interrelated acts as masterbating in public, frequenting whorehouses, and adhering to the Galeniko diet. All long established and time-honored Getbig traditions.
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This is a good question. I'll try to answer it the best I can. There is an inherent beacon we have to know the difference between an African and a Hebrew. Whites or other races usually can't tell the difference by looks alone but brothas and sistas (myself included) seem to be able to tell the difference. One thing to note, it's not by skin color. Black Hebrews come in various shades as I'm sure you all have noticed and it's not just from face mixing. Africans have different facial features and body structures than us Hebrews. That's the simplest way I can put it. Now, one thing to note is that there are Hebrews still in various places in Africa. Nigeria, Benin, Ghana, Ethiopia to name a few. These Hebrews overtime have mingled with Africans to get their present day look so I would only be able to tell them by their culture and religious practices.
I'll be able to tell an Black Hebrew (including Carribeans and Brazilians) from an African 99% of the time unless the African mixed with something else then it becomes more difficult.
Parker and other brothas may be able to co-sign on this. We can always spot an African. Despite what you all think, we don't look the same. There is one dude that throws me off though and that's Usain Bolt. I could mistake him for an African. One more thing to note, in the Bible, Jacob (the father of the Hebrews) had Canaanite wives. Canaanites are what you would call today certain countries in Africa. African Americans aka Black Hebrews come from Judah, Jacobs 4th son. This was a mixture of Jacob and Leah. Leah is the mother of 6 of Jacobs 12 children (12 tribes of Israel). Leah was a Canaanite. Shemitic people were various shades of brown as were Hamitic Canaanites.
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(another facepalm of peace...)
To Lobstah:
i can read a bodybuilder's mind
and that is what you are
first you say bigger delts
then you say just an inch more on the arms
and so it goes on and on
before you know it you are pissing blood
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The secret behind Anabolichalo revealed?
Google files patent for robot that writes your Facebook posts, emails and tweets
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2515635/Google-files-patent-robot-writes-Facebook-posts-emails-tweets--need-FULL-access-scan-accounts.html
"It would do this by scanning that user’s previous posts and replies on sites such as Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn, as well as their emails and texts messages, Getbig to learn how that person writes.
The bot would then write replies and responses to future posts in a way that mimics that person’s usual language and tone.
The more a person uses the system, the more the bot can learn the type of responses they write and this would make the suggestions sound more human and realistic."
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i just skipped through this story
but im guessing gal meets girl
flexes his muscles
goes home alone and wanks off to a highly modified version of what actually happened
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VIP shop
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I work as a personal shopper for bodybuilding celebs
I'd love to sit in a hot bathtub together with Wiggs. just as two straight healthy guys.
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pullups are shit
pull downs are way better
trust me i'm a bodybuilding analyst
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he who cares less wins in the game of getting women
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schizzo is bald?
oh lord, i now see the root of his alcoholism
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id suck her dick if she had one!
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I measured Arnold's arm at 21 1/2 inches in October 68 at the original Golds Gym. He was weighing about 255 at the time. He is 6' 1 1/2". Measured him in Honolulu in Jan 69.
What did you measure his penis length? You old queen you.
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Are lucky strikes the same thing as matches? I just never heard of lucky strikes
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Sounds stupid reading it :-[
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Sounds stupid reading it :-[
Being from Australia and blonde is a good excuse :D
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Being from Australia and blonde is a good excuse :D
don't forget world class tits 8)
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Omg I made the list!!!
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Being from Australia and blonde is a good excuse :D
I am going to use that excuse all the time :D
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don't forget world class tits 8)
:-* you will give Shitzo a headache trying to do his detective work
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I am going to use that excuse all the time :D
Australia is a strange place but I like it.
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Australia is a strange place but I like it.
what exactly do you like ;)
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Omg I made the list!!!
You become immortal once you made this list.
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what exactly do you like ;)
He liked the topless beaches.
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You become immortal once you made this list.
Well thanks then. I prefer my post about Rich Piana in the best threads thread, but I'll take it.
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Why is your "hero" such a twink now?
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If Lobsa ever would give Prince Dianabol the time of day
This is how the Anabo-strut would be after the deed was done
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On a serious note, I bought a handle of Tito's vodka tonight. Made in Texas, so you know it's good.
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funny but i live in the democratic republic of cuba
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Not sure if it was post here but when someone asked musclecenter what he thought of black people he replied
"Do they taste like chocolate? :D "
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Not sure if it was post here but when someone asked musclecenter what he thought of black people he replied
"Do they taste like chocolate? :D "
Post original quotes or GTFO
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Post original quotes or GTFO
Shaddup!
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True, it's like what I always tell my girl when I'm in the living room, posing along with the Before The O vids and she tries to ask me to come back to the dinner table because her parents are over for dinner, and I'm always like "Bitch, a lion eats when he feels like it. Get out!"
You can't attack a man when he's just doing his thing and not expect severe repercussions.
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Not sure if it was post here but when someone asked musclecenter what he thought of black people he replied
"Do they taste like chocolate? :D "
Only when they rub coco butter into their skin to keep it from looking "ashy" as some say.
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Top 10 Bodybuilding News of 2013: ?
please list them.
Nasser and Kovacs dying.
White towel.
Jays come back.
Big Dicked Bob mastering the raw vaginal insertion technique.
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"AND YOUR STUPID ASS DOES G4P TOO, HIS WORK IS ON MUSCLEHUNKS" -CRACK
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Go4it is as straight as a barrel of snakes.
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True, it's like what I always tell my girl when I'm in the living room, posing along with the Before The O vids and she tries to ask me to come back to the dinner table because her parents are over for dinner, and I'm always like "Bitch, a lion eats when he feels like it. Get out!"
You can't attack a man when he's just doing his thing and not expect severe repercussions.
Absolutely the best thing I've read on the boards today. Wait, no, that whole Joey Swoll thread was epic, but this was a gem in the mix.
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Quoted for coolness 8)
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Quoted for coolness 8)
goddamn
roelly is just phenomonal
legend
did you finally meet up with his trainer or at least make an appointment?
only live once bro
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goddamn
roelly is just phenomonal
legend
did you finally meet up with his trainer or at least make an appointment?
only live once bro
You're right, but Sibil is too busy for accepting new clients and many of them are gifted Hebrews...
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here you go
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Modern day James Dean :D ;D
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This thread is flying off in more directions than Paul Walker's Porsche.
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Jay Cutler trained at my gym today
he is in town for a seminar. the news crew came in and videoed him working out. there is a news link to watch it, but i'm too stupid to figure out how to link it.
6th strongest person to use the seated incline bench Cybex machine today.
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I'm just a normal guy with extraordinary compulsions to dissertate obscure topics extensively on Getbig.
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Damn...Paul Walker
(http://allcomments.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/tumblr_mfzle8kxuf1qlj4k7o1_5001.jpg?w=551&h=412)
I'd rather go out like Kovacs and Nasser.
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I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...
:P
Ron said no more interracial porn, bestiality or nudity or im gone... :'(
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You're right, but Sibil is too busy for accepting new clients and many of them are gifted Hebrews...
is she a mudshark?
i think yes, seen a lot of pics of her huging big black gorillas
never seen her with white bber
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is she a mudshark?
i think yes, seen a lot of pics of her huging big black gorillas
never seen her with white bber
LOL, man I don't know and it's not of my fucking business. Many competition BBers in the Netherlands are of Surinam or Antillean descent, esp in my area. In my gym it's no different among the serious guys.
Jimi Wesseling is also one of her athletes, pretty tall guy (1.86m), so he would be better of in the heavyweight class, over here in the light heavies.
I'm pretty sure that I will see Sibil again at the Flex cup this month.
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if she takes pictures at international contest it's only with dark meat
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is she a mudshark?
i think yes, seen a lot of pics of her huging big black gorillas
never seen her with white bber
She said in an interview that she preferred Brewskies
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She said in an interview that she preferred Brewskies
all them brothas deep into G4P
granny for peds
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if she takes pictures at international contest it's only with dark meat
Aren't you into 'dark meat' as well, just like this schmoe? :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=342105.0;attach=375922;image)
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Aren't you into 'dark meat' as well, just like this schmoe? :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=342105.0;attach=375922;image)
i want to be coleman
i dont want to be WITH coleman
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i want to be coleman
i dont want to be WITH coleman
Look in the mirror. What do you see? Right, a white potato.
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Look in the mirror. What do you see? Right, a white potato.
why look in the mirror and spoil the fantasy
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I was in the Air Force also, it is the closest thing to actually being in the military without actually being in it that you can find. LOL, you won't get that joke until you are out of basic.
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LOL.
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went clubbing and got the girls but chose the wrong one again
had about three options going
a nice clean white girl with black hair, 21 yrs old
2 asian whores
2 black girls
in the end decided to try one of the blacks
later in the night as i dropped her off home she let me suck her tits and rub her pussy under her skirt
but then she started bs'ing that she needs to go to work soon so i cant go inside with her tonight
i said fuck it i should have gone with one of them asian whores, they always put out
:(
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girl invites you over
get yo ass ova here for some fuck. 20 mins max stall time. limp dick from over tired, stimulant abuse, alcohol, weed.
what do? she gonna want the D. how would a guy stall out of this for another on a Friday when the girl begging for a hookup
Put some tabasco sauce on your index finger & stick it in your anus before you "get it on". You'll get an erection you could hang a flag from.
Old porno trick..... thank me later
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girl invites you over
get yo ass ova here for some fuck. 20 mins max stall time. limp dick from over tired, stimulant abuse, alcohol, weed.
what do? she gonna want the D. how would a guy stall out of this for another on a Friday when the girl begging for a hookup
bring over your DVD of the 2005 Charlotte Pro. Or you can borrow mine. I paid $40 for it. Branch warren wins it, but you dont have to let your date know that. Make her tingle in suspense, then right as they're about to announce the winner, you both climax together. Amazing lovemaking and also bodybuilding related.
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And Hitler never personally killed a JEW, What's your point? If you see the promotion of dangerous behaviour as cool knowing it will influence others into behaving recklessly and causing innocent people to suffer as not harmful, then you are morally bankrupt.
And one can only be grateful he never killed anybody, Paul himself openly admitted to being a reckless driver, one time claiming to have driven 300 km/h down the freeway. Paul died at the hands of someone who embraced the very reckless lifestyle he promoted. Oh, the irony, much like the Marlboro man died of lung cancer. At least the Marlboro man had the good sense to recognise how reckless his promotion of tobacco was and changed his stance and became a staunch anti-tobacco campaigner.
Putting Hitler in the same sentence as Paul Walker is simply MORONIC!
yet you did just that lol
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Mr Frenzy, can you make this thread about people other then Tbombz and Anabolichalo?
You have a creepy connection with certain people.
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Mr Frenzy, can you make this thread about people other then Tbombz and Anabolichalo?
You have a creepy connection with certain people.
Isn't creepiness an important characteristic of this forum and the 'world of BB' in general?
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Isn't creepiness an important characteristic of this forum and the 'world of BB' in general?
the most successful bbers are not creepy
*ronnie coleman
*lee haney
*arnold
*dorian yates
*jay cutler
*phil heath
all upstanding members of society
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G's up hoes down - Snoop Dogg.
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Mr Frenzy, can you make this thread about people other then Tbombz and Anabolichalo?
You have a creepy connection with certain people.
Of course I can. But like I said in the past: ALL Getbig members all welcome to add quotes.
I don't, however, hide that I find Tbombz and anabolichalo particularly interesting. I guess we all have our favourite Getbiggers...
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the most successful bbers are not creepy
*ronnie coleman
*lee haney
*arnold
*dorian yates
*jay cutler
*phil heath
all upstanding members of society
With respect to all those who compete, but I believe that most of us can agree, that posing in trunks and rubbed in oil, for an audience with a male to female ratio of >10 has an creepy aspect.
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With respect to all those who compete, but I believe that most of us can agree, that posing in trunks and rubbed in oil, for an audience with a male to female ratio of >10 has an creepy aspect.
it does
but they carried it well
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it does
but they carried it well
Quality posing trunks will do that ;D
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Ironmeister needs his own website! This guy is a fucking genius! I am a depressed mess, but his photoshops always make me smile. How you come up with ways to put Tbombz into more and more pics is amazing to me. Thanks IM, you make my days a little easier to get through.
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Ironmeister needs his own website! This guy is a fucking genius! I am a depressed mess, but his photoshops always make me smile. How you come up with ways to put Tbombz into more and more pics is amazing to me. Thanks IM, you make my days a little easier to get through.
I can't speak for him, but I would never start a website to publish my work for the simple reason that visitors expect new work every day of the week.
Try to work on your depression by making positive changes in your life, not always easy, but life ain't..
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Ironmeister needs his own website! This guy is a fucking genius! I am a depressed mess, but his photoshops always make me smile. How you come up with ways to put Tbombz into more and more pics is amazing to me. Thanks IM, you make my days a little easier to get through.
You're welcome man ;D a site... perhaps one day 8)
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"Looks like a Brown".
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We re all animals and only the ones who adapt to threats survive while the others disapear. End of thread. And not just this particular one.
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There should at least be a sticky thread (not gay) that quotes each IronMeister post.
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Ironmeister needs his own website! This guy is a fucking genius! I am a depressed mess, but his photoshops always make me smile. How you come up with ways to put Tbombz into more and more pics is amazing to me. Thanks IM, you make my days a little easier to get through.
I support this
We need a website called "The Collected Works of the Meister of Iron" or something
It could go viral...
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Great new avatar Kwon
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This comes from an interaction with GetBig legend LNM responding to the one and only Shitzo:
Which of these makes you feel better about yourself? Which do you need to believe in order to calm the rampant insecurities and self loathing you have?
I have no desire for people to care about me, whether they do or not means nothing to me. Unlike you who craves e-acceptance so desperately. Let's face facts... you "died" and there was no sympathy for you. In your posthumous resurrection your only claim to fame is being the only person in GB to be voted off a forum here.
Good job.
Hahahaha brutal
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Resembles me pouring scotch.
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You know prime, sometimes you just need the wisdom to let a joke slide...........
............like the shit slides involuntarily OUT OF YOUR ASS
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Resembles me pouring scotch.
This is the shortest post I have ever seen from Prime.
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This is the shortest post I have ever seen from Prime.
He was just going to piss in someones mouth..
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He was just going to piss in someones mouth..
:D I just spit my Diet Coke on my screen.
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:D I just spit my Diet Coke on my screen.
Sorry about that ;D
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Mr Frenzy, can you make this thread about people other then Tbombz and Anabolichalo?
You have a creepy connection with certain people.
You're happy now?
I am also in the running.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=508795.0;attach=545165;image)
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You're happy now?
Yes. ;D
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For those who wander, no I'm not related to this guy!
All coincidence..
Some nice electro stuff,
1. Dot Allison- substance (felix da housecat)
2. Miss Kittin+Hacker- frank sinatra
3. Kraftwerk- home computer
4. Micatone- plastic bags and magazines (tiefschwarz)
5. Sharpe and Numan- change your mind (12"edit)
6. Black strobe- me and madonna
7. Miss kittin- stock exchange
8. Royksopp- poor leno (erlend oye silicon soul remix)
9. Miss kittin- rippin kitten (x-press 2 vocal mix)
10. Ladytron- blue jeans (josh wink)
11. Miss kittin- soundtrack of now
12. Felix da housecat- madame hollywood (tiga)
13. Ladytron- Playgirl (zombie nation)
14. Miss kittin+hacker- the beach
15. Swayzak- state of grace (hawkshaw)
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He was just going to piss in someones mouth..
Yes he's become very vulgar and disgusting.
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Yes he's become very vulgar and disgusting.
Prime?
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Prime?
Yes
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i learn the principles of bb from getbig
and the principles of life from rap music
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Prime?
Yeah, I must admit that even though I am a senior citizen, I sometimes get vulgar and crude when posting. I guess for some it is hard to take that even us old folks don't take shit lying down all the time. Sometimes we grovel in the pits of hell with you younger people.
What I find interesting is that when I react to an personally offensive post in a negative manner, I am accused of being vulgar and more so lacking a sense of humor. When I post something in response which coming from any of you younger folks would be taken as humor, is taken as being serious. Okay, I get it. I am a grandfather and I should know better....my bad.
Seriously, I have no desire to piss in anyone's mouth or on their boots/flip flops for that matter. Despite that a certain whore likes to make an issue out of everything I post lately, it doesn't really bother me, considering the source and the history of this particular person. Here's a hint, unlike said person, my private parts are not posted all over the Internet. What is the saying....a picture is worth a thousand words. :o
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Prime, do you really believe that it's necessary to explain that you actually don't want to piss in anyone's mouth?
I believe that you're not only taking others too serious in many cases, but yourself as well. Should you take nothing/no one serious? No, it's rather a mix of both.
When you call someone a whore, you're only lowering yourself. In case I was a mod, then I would give you a warning for that.
That's all I have to say about it.
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Prime, do you really believe that it's necessary to explain that you actually don't want to piss in anyone's mouth?
I believe that you're not only taking others too serious in many cases, but yourself as well. Should you take nothing/no one serious? No, it's rather a mix of both.
When you call someone a whore, you're only lowering yourself. In case I was a mod, then I would give you a warning for that.
That's all I have to say about it.
Got it. Thanks for the advice.
As far as calling someone a whore, it isn't very nice I agree. It will be interesting to see who thinks I was posting about them when I said this. This particular person is dead to me anyway, so if they are too dense to figure out who they are, that's okay too.
Yeah, I am a frustratingly serious kind of guy. I wish I were different, but there are worse things than taking things seriously.
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PrimeMuscle showing the true scumbag vulgar and creepy character off to a hilt. Still talking about pissing in peoples mouths. What a gross sicko... :-X
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Wish I didn't open this thread after I had eaten dinner. :-X
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Wish I didn't open this thread after I had eaten dinner. :-X
What's wrong with a handsome homo (no homo) neanderthalensis?
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What's wrong with a handsome homo (no homo) neanderthalensis?
i think I saw pierced mammals so it's a female :-X
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i think I saw pierced mammals so it's a female :-X
I know, but the term 'homo' comes from 'homo sapiens' here :D
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I know, but the term 'homo' means 'hominidae' (=great ape) here :D
A female ape :D But how does it feed its sucklings with that sharp metal hanging off it?
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A female ape :D But how does it feed its sucklings with that sharp metal hanging off it?
I needed to correct myself, see above post. She's gay, so no babies for her I guess.
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I needed to correct myself, see above post. She's gay, so no babies for her I guess.
Oh too bad. More man sausage for me then. :D
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Thought I might add a bit if you don't mind. ;)
<start>ocean of words</end>
Good post bro.
Your knowledge of theology is tighter than a dolphins butthole.
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I am sure you are a regular butt of jokes around the water cooler at work.
be that as it may
i'm still dominating subordinates and twink supervisor to the point he quit his job
take my chair try again twink boy
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Be happy that someone cares to post, you lactic cock thruster.
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I HOPE A BIG NEGRO WOMAN BEATS YOUR TEETH OUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ONE FINE DAY
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Full quote of peace,
FUNNY YOU ACCUSE WOMEN WHO CHOOSE A MAN FOR ATTRACTIVENESS OF BEING TRASH
YET YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF A MANS WALLET
DUMB WHORE PROSTITUTE PIECE OF SHIT
CALLING WOMEN TRASH BECAUSE THEY PREFER A HUGE MASCULAR MAN OVER A FEMINIZED BETA MALE WITH FAT WALLET
I HOPE A BIG NEGRO WOMAN BEATS YOUR TEETH OUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ONE FINE DAY
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women will say a bber looks gross when you show her a pic
but in his real life presence she will present her lubricated vagina
pretty much
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:D
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Avesher called me at work - WTF
So I get a call from Canada wondering who the fuck it is - not knowing anyone in Canada.
Who is it - Avesher - dude it fucking bat shit insane, like everyone says. Keeps going on and on and on about this and that.
Dude said he has one goal - drive Groink off of GB
I don't get it - tons of bad blood I guess. Fuck - dude is crazy.
Dont know what happened between these two - but sheesh - its not good.
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Full quote of peace,
If this turd don't stop posting in caps, I'm gonna knock HIS teeth out...
And have the fat blackie in question sit on his face.
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maybe he does seriously
i wonder if he wears undersized shirts
that can irritate women and attract homosex
Yes, Tbomz has an implicit bias towards various paid acts of the homosex variety with or without bunny suits deficient in asshole protection. I tend to prefer redhaired women. Call me a freak. :P
Sorry my work of genius was too good to not share with Fitness Frenzy.
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Josh Rehaluk
2520 Dewdney Avenue
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=224588.0
Im 47 now
I am bipolar with severe antisocial personality disorder
Ive had 117 jobs in my life
21 assault charges
7 trips to jail
6 psych ward trips
lived in at least 30 places
Josh Rehaluk, and I live in Regina Saskatchewan Canada
Im bipolar and have severe antisocial personality disorder. So sometimes I cant process thoughts properly and move towards violence rather quickly.
Over the years I have had multiple assaults in the workplace. This started early on in my 117 jobs employment history. This is an issue I have never gotten a grasp of, even to this day. When I am in the workplace, and an employer or fellow employee says something to me regarding my work, I always seem to spin it in my head in a different manner than it is intended for and lash out through verbal or physical manners.
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Isn't this supposed to be best getbig quotes? Wth are copying and pasting shit from other sites?
"To be, or not to be. That is the question."
Look I win for the best quote!!!
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You can't post your own quote.
Jesus Christ you're cornering the market on stupid.
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What do the yogis and gurus think about ped cycles?
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chocolate bitches is my main field of expertise next to weight training kinetics
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Haha that's a great one!
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Prime, do you really believe that it's necessary to explain that you actually don't want to piss in anyone's mouth?
I believe that you're not only taking others too serious in many cases, but yourself as well. Should you take nothing/no one serious? No, it's rather a mix of both.
When you call someone a whore, you're only lowering yourself. In case I was a mod, then I would give you a warning for that.
That's all I have to say about it.
i would piss in buuty mouth, and even take a dump on her, why not? Is that a sin?
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i would piss in buuty mouth, and even take a dump on her, why not? Is that a sin?
settle down kunta kinte
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The P.I.P. Endowment Subsidy (PIPES) was established in 2013 with a generous contribution of $200 from its founder, P.I.P., and an additional $109.23 donation from a rogues' gallery of incorrigible scoundrels who also serve on its Board of Trustees. Its purpose is to foster the exchange of amity, fellowship, and bodily fluids between the ogreish man-whore Tbombz and promising young men who are dedicated to improving the art and practice of schmoeing. The value of the inaugural award is $214.25, which is expressly allocated to cover Tbombz’ fee, bus fare, and a couple of refreshing sugary drinks.
Although the ultimate goal is to lay down PIPES around the world, the administration is presently accepting applications only from or near Tbombz’ Stockton, CA, vicinity. Applications are being accepted on a rolling basis and must exhibit the following PIPES standards:
*The Endowment requires evidence of academic achievement (the Board of Trustees has set a rigid cutoff at no lower than coming within 10% of passing the High School Equivalency Exam).
*The Endowment requires evidence of extraordinary vitality, drive, and passion to actualize one’s schmoeing potential to its fullest.
*The Endowment requires evidence of an above-average endowment (either by current photograph, video, or, most preferred, private appointment).
*The Endowment requires that all applications be accompanied with a $750 processing fee.
In addition to meeting these standards, applications also require a 750 word essay on either of the following two topics: (1) Whom do you imagine has a better operatic singing voice: Galeniko or Cswol? (2) Is it gay even if you don’t want it to be?
PIPES News:
The Board of Trustees is proud to announce the winner of the first PIPES prize. He is Manolo Iannone, 18, a soon-to-be graduate of Caesar Chavez High School. Iannone, who originally hails from Argentina, won the award committee over with his sincerity, accomplished study of the violin, and $753 application fee. Excelsior!
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A kick in the vagina is old news, you were just being a cunnt there
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i feel that pumping weights is what we do all this other shit called life for
working, making money, putting roof over head food on the table
all necessary but irritating steps one must follow to sustain the base of the maslov pyramid
at the top is pumping weights, getting big and getting the girls
so when you finally find yourself in the gym it's the best part of this joke called life ::)
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keep to bullshit
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I want a shirt of that with "team musclecenter" on the rear.
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I want a shirt of that with "team musclecenter" on the rear.
ROFL That would be awesome!!
Keep to Bullshit is cracking me up!!
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:)
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Source?
Let me scan this sanskrit stone I have to show you
(http://www.kundalini-yoga-info.com/image-files/sanskrit-po-nagar.jpg)
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(I agree)
Apple is the domain of homosexuals and sheeple.
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I want a shirt of that with "team musclecenter" on the rear.
I remember one time when Musclecenter wrote something like this: "While you guys are on here trolling, I am in the gym".
Gotta love Coach Huang. :)
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No need. He'll fly straight to your gym and give an hour long talk about hypertrophy and how he personally landed his bicep/rocket on the moon before the American's "allegedly" did in the 60s...
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I seriously did not expect to open this thread and see actual exposed dicks. Like...I don't know, I expected lists and some pictures of tbombz, but I got... something that feels way more homosexual than I was prepared for.
Uh, I'm kind of sketched out. Also WAY too many comments about the Falcock.
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Give the guy a chance, maybe someone turned on a strong magnet above him
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How do you properly lighten a picture?
Thought I'd take a recent pic but its too dark..... :P
have different parents
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Facts;
rich people are rich and happy
poor people are poor and angry.
Do you have scientific evidence to prove this? ;D
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Aren't you into 'dark meat' as well, just like this schmoe? :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=342105.0;attach=375922;image)
I didn't know Mr. Bean was into bodybuilding.
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Loved you in Die Hard bro, should have stayed off those donuts on set tho
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yesterday i was groping my girlfriend in the bathroom
she said no plz i'm not in the mood
then later i was masturbating to pornography and she caught me
and she was really upset and broke down in tears, saying jacking off leads to impotence etc and that i'm very spoiled since we had sex 3 days ago
then i fucked her and in the morning pretended nothing happened
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guess all those ugandan sailors must look the same
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;D
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How does this make you feel?
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It just makes me horny. If only someone could photoshop away that ugly white skank.
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I am starting to wonder if Fitness Frenzy is Ironmeister.
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I am starting to wonder if Fitness Frenzy is Ironmeister.
Everybody has a gimmick ;)
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Everybody has a gimmick ;)
I'm your gimmick
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I'm your gimmick
are you saying that chiro has invented a black figure model
in an attempt to procure pictures of the cock
doesnt sound like him
he shoots animals then eats them raw ffs
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are you saying that chiro has invented a black figure model
in an attempt to procure pictures of the cock
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X2 looks like the fagget wagon is coming through town today Johnny
I fucking lol'd hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Most ignorant 'conclusion' of the day :-\
actually after 16-18 they start expiring
after 25 it's downhill super fast
i think childbirth is not really big an issue, just happens to take place in this age a lot
Not a big issue? Childless women look better at any age, esp when they live a healthy lifestyle. Sad thing is that most women don't fall into both categories, so they look like shit, esp naked.
bcs a lot of bitches say "fuck it" after childbirth
the childbirth itself doesnt causes much
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is primemuscle autistic ???
nope. its assburgers
Nope. It is Aspergers. I don't have Aspergers either. You appear to have "ass-wipe" disorder though. Just saying.
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Dago_Joe with the first "correct" answer in the thread.
How about this one? Same "caution" as before, you must guess which one though this information is not free.
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would smash 1 until i spunked my prostrate up
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Wouldn't be a problem for me....no prostate these days. :)
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Wouldn't be a problem for me....no prostate these days. :)
I hope your wife is open-minded :D
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I hope your wife is open-minded :D
Didn't know you cared.... ::)
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I'm not IronMeister. However, I admire his work! He is graphically skilled and has a very creative mind!
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I'm not IronMeister. However, I admire his work! He is graphically skilled and has a very creative mind!
Yeah, okay... Whatever you say... Keep to bullshit
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Yeah, okay... Whatever you say... Keep to bullshit
Keep it consistent Coach Huang, it's "keep to troll".
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Yeah, okay... Whatever you say... Keep to bullshit
IM > FF. That is all.
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IM > FF. That is all.
Keep to tlol, blo
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Highly probable. Most likely whacking it furiously whilst in an asshole-less bunny suit. Unless you count the queer asshole actually inside the suit. Semantics i guess..
Sorry had to add one of mine. I'm too proud of this gem to let it go. Yeah i know im an asshole.
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Sorry had to add one of mine. I'm too proud of this gem to let it go. Yeah i know im an asshole.
You certainly have a gift for masturbatory related humor.
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So you believe I am IronMeister?
No, I'm just keeping to troll. 8)
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Interesting excerpt from a recent DailyMail article on Ugandan piracy.
"...Uganda’s deadly combination of lawlessness and a rigid clan structure means that pirates can operate with impunity even more so than in Somalia, knowing that captured vessels and crews will be safe in their anchorages off the coast of Uganda for the months it takes for a ransom to be paid. They’ve stumbled upon a gold mine – piracy is now such big business that it attracts its own investors.
'There’s a stock market there,' says ex-SAS soldier John Davidson of Big Cypriate Enterprises, who has spent years working in the region.
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'You put in $8,000 to equip a four man skiff with food, weapons and fuel. $200 buys an AK-47. Your return is something like tenfold if they hijack a boat – the pirates aren’t on a daily rate. In fact, many Ugandan pirates will only target shipments of pig semen headed to China and take the cargo as payment. We don't yet know their motivation or what is done with the cargo, but it definitely spurs them on to daring operations. And now there’s even evidence of growing interest from international investors in Dubai, among other places.'"
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Ugandan pirate logo
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Most Wanted: Vincent Goodcum, former American entrepreneur turned Ugandan
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Social media (facebook, twitter/texting) is a disease.
There are different stages to this disease.
Most are in stage 4... especially teens and young adults.
Even worse, all your texts, emails and phone calls are being recorded/saved by the NSA.
No one should have 24 hour access to you. Do yourself a favor and get rid of your cell phone today. I did it 3 years ago... it's very liberating.
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The man's humility is a lesson to all.
it's not humility, it's that most time I do not understand what I read
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JNN is proficient in faganese.
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;D
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Re: RIP Victor Boissiere ....I'm floored right now
How old was this guy?
who cares, how big was his cock?
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Haha, for real?
Re: RIP Victor Boissiere ....I'm floored right now
...
(http://s28.postimg.org/q4uelf1bx/image.jpg) (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=465486.0;attach=512088;image)
Can't be the same guy?
Bottom pic looks like a sunburnt white guy
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Why did JNN return to Getbig after a hiatus of several years?
I don't mind him being him, I am just pondering this issue.
Good question, maybe he's looking for a new man in his life?
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The real board on Getbig, is the Gossip & Opinions. All others are junior to it.
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Rofl. This wouldn't work without the sneakers. Bravo. Bravo.
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I love kobe beef.. thinking of raising one down in San Diego. Shit, share beer with him, double team massages, post on getbig and laugh at tiny tits and juice boxes (makes the meat tender).
shit... I'll even jerk him off if it makes the meat more 'marbled'.
chaos, acre1789, you guys are invited for the bbq!
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Biggest JuiceBox on here is...
Makes me LOL to read posts about gearheads salivating and bragging about their next "cycles". If only they knew what I know consequence wise... LOL...
Who's the most obsessive JuiceBox on here?
- galienko - seems like a reasonable guy
- no one - isn't he like mid 40's, what is he chasing lol...
- anabolichalo - trying to cure his "backne" lol .. sorry chief... http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=508090.msg7176097#msg7176097 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=508090.msg7176097#msg7176097)
Fucking ridiculous... keep some shit for yourselves... you never know.
Ron's Casket
.....OH wait a sec....you said "Biggest Juicebox"......my bad
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KEEP TO BULLSHIT! ;D
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A gift from your KING! Merry Christmas and Happy New year!
To all my princes :-* :-* :-*
I'm out for the Holidays.
Just a quick note to wish you all a Merry Christmas, and a happy and safe holiday!!
Enjoy the time with your families and I look forward to seeing you all in the new year.
Merry Christmas Josh.
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KEEP TO BULLSHIT! ;D
Haters gonna hate, lollers keep lolling, Musclecenter keeps rolling!
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Who is that big crazy dude in the back he used to post here.
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Who is that big crazy dude in the back he used to post here.
I believe that is goudy
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HOLY SHIT
WES IS BACK
???
DID YOU SEE MY GAINZ ;D
FINISHING TOUCH
ALL HEAVY TRIPPLE SQUATS
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johnynoname is gayer than a pack of cock flavoured cookies.
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x
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I've tried to start a thread that is all about Booty before and she had the mods delete it. I don't get it. She regularly hijacks other threads making them all about her. One would think she'd welcome a thread all to herself. Most recently, she imposed her agenda on the TBombz has HIV thread. Does she offer advice or comments on TBombz situation there? No, she does not. Instead she once again defends her promiscuity. Sigh....have we not heard this enough already?
Here is her opportunity to blow her own horn or anyone else's should she be so inclined.
What would you like to tell the Getbig world, Booty?
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Prime needs help :-\
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Prime is such a jealous old queen
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Prime is such a jealous old queen
To be honest, I can't come to terms with what I believe about Prime. He is a little bit strange, that's for sure.
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I was diagnosed in the Spring with sex addiction, with pornography as my main symptom. My social worker sent me to Sex Addicts Anonymous where I was assigned to be mentored by a pedophile in recovery named Petey. He stares at the floor a lot and mumbles.
A couple of old men at my gym found out about my condition and one of them kicked me in the barw ass when we were naked in the locker room. His toe sort entering my rectum.
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Prime needs help :-\
That whole tbomz aids thread has devolved into a free for all of Barter Town proportions. One big giant Thunderdome with people attacking booty's daughter and such. Thread of the year for sure.
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These morons will quote anything these days. The ultimate attention whores.
See how long this thread lasts without Dropping Plates and Fitness Frenzy.
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That whole tbomz aids thread has devolved into a free for all of Barter Town proportions. One big giant Thunderdome with people attacking booty's daughter and such. Thread of the year for sure.
I don't even open most of those attack or appreciate threads, it's clearly a boring Sunday for some Getbiggers. Hard to imagine that some of them are seniors...
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These morons will quote anything these days. The ultimate attention whores.
See how long this thread lasts without Dropping Plates and Fitness Frenzy.
thanks for your meaningful contribution, fuck head.
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These morons will quote anything these days. The ultimate attention whores.
See how long this thread lasts without Dropping Plates and Fitness Frenzy.
You're only saying that because you're not quoted enough.
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You're only saying that because you're not quoted enough.
Seriously, I am starting to see the basis of all the shizzo hatred. Faking your own death? really?
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You're only saying that because you're not quoted enough.
Indeed. I am butthurt. But I am valid in my claims of bias.
Less Tbombz and Anabolichalo, and more of everyone else.
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Indeed. I am butthurt. But I am valid in my claims of bias.
Less Tbombz and Anabolichalo, and more of everyone else.
Then why not post those 'Quotes of Awesomeness' yourself?
The more people contribute, the more variety.
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You would be correct. It's just that the fellow poop smearers on getbig confused some of tdongle's weed-induced "philosophizing" (read: posting of half-baked scrambles of words rife with logical contradictions and deepities (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKPhy03zNsU)) and sophomoric political commentary with products of a sharp mind, hence the (incorrect) meme that tbombz isn't a moron or otherwise in possession of extraordinarily ordinary cognitive competences.
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Great call! I was about to add this quote from syntax.
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What does it say about GB that it is obsessed with a post-menopausal woman from Australia?
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Prime needs help :-\
Send money please. ;D
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Prime is such a jealous old queen
You can call me old and you can call me a queen, but you doesn't have to call me jealous. ::)
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To be honest, I can't come to terms with what I believe about Prime. He is a little bit strange, that's for sure.
I try. ;D
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I've tried to start a thread that is all about Booty before and she had the mods delete it. I don't get it. She regularly hijacks other threads making them all about her. One would think she'd welcome a thread all to herself. Most recently, she imposed her agenda on the TBombz has HIV thread. Does she offer advice or comments on TBombz situation there? No, she does not. Instead she once again defends her promiscuity. Sigh....have we not heard this enough already?Here is her opportunity to blow her own horn or anyone else's should she be so inclined.What would you like to tell the Getbig world, Booty?
so the booty thread got deleted? why?
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so the booty thread got deleted? why?
Because it was an act of stalking by Prime.
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Because it was an act of stalking by Prime.
at what point after 12 pages (the first five of which were mostly booty) did someone decide the thread was stalking? I'm not saying it was or wasn't, I just want to know what the tipping point was since for most of the thread booty was totally fine with talking about herself and engaging people.
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at what point after 12 pages (the first five of which were mostly booty) did someone decide the thread was stalking? I'm not saying it was or wasn't, I just want to know what the tipping point was since for most of the thread booty was totally fine with talking about herself and engaging people.
Booty once made a funny/no harm intended comment on Prime, but Prime wasn't able to see it as a joke (that's his uber-serious nature and pitfall). As a result he started to follow Booty by posting childish off-topic comments on her person and started 2 'appreciation' threads with a clear sarcastic undertone. In my book, this is stalking.
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Second one is awesome.
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Suicide is highest this time of the year for obvious reasons.
No major bodybuilding shows?
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Curse you assholes that ran the beautiful gentile woman from this board. She kept it real. Didn't sugarcoat shit. When I was still into white woman, I would have loved to had been intimate with her. But alas, sweet W8M8 it wasn't meant to be.
And she didn't even know the real Hebrews are black. :'(
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My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum Shocked. I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?
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It is a slippery slope.
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(Hopefully not a repost)
Turn Objects Into Sex Toys With The Dildomaker
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"The Dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. The gadget is brought to us by designer Tbombz. I’m prettyyyyy sure it’s just a concept, otherwise, I don’t know how I’m gonna get any sleep tonight. He shows off several examples of objects that can be weiner-fied like a carrot, tree branch, block of cheese… All kinds of stuff you shouldn’t be putting in or around your hoo-hah or too-tay. Tbombz even crafted a faux-dong out of a burning candle! Which… certainly brings new meaning to the term 'fire crotch.'"
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http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/turn-objects-into-sex-toys-with-the-dildomaker/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+IncredibleThings+%28Incredible+Things%29 (http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/turn-objects-into-sex-toys-with-the-dildomaker/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+IncredibleThings+%28Incredible+Things%29)
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We all love Wiggs but he is clearly naive or deranged!
"This kind gent here, Donny Gilson has been kicked off Youtube under various pages because he's been instrumental in exposing this. They (Gubment) don't want you to know, because when it arrives here, Oct-Jan...things will never be the same...This is Planet X, Nibiru, Wormwood (biblical), Hercolubus and finally, Ison. All the same object. This is what they've been preparing for gentlemen.
Why is it not being told? Why would they? All governments would lose control and there would be mass chaos. Regardless when it gets here and you realize I'm not the nutcase you thought I was, it will be too late for you. This is not an end of world situation. This is a mass casualty and extreme climate change from a heavenly body of which has never before been seen situation.
Ah! I see you've been studying up on this. Very good. Ison will reach its perihelion on next Thursday on Thanksgiving. After it zips around the sun (assuming it survives as they say) will must attain breakaway speed to break from the gravitational pull of the sun. Meaning it will speed up once again. It's speed already increased dramatically at the beginning of this month. Anyway, yes, once it breaks away and heads back out, yes, it's tail is 8 million miles long and we will be in it for around 15 days I believe it was. If its as bad as they say, I'd rather not live and have to restart under a New World Order and in an alternate New World Order reality. No thanks. I just hope its quick.
There are a number of doom possibilities starting with a CME from a sunspot aligned with earth goes off and ison affects it making it worse and blowing out our power grid. That's what these drill were for earlier in the month. Grid ex II & III. The practiced the scenario: What if the electrical grid went down due to a "natural disaster." That means solar flare. Also with Isons magnetic properties if its very strong magnetic field could interact with ours with its north grabbing our south and causing a pole shift. That would cause mass earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanoes. Along with the fallout from that.
When we go through it's debris field we could get pelted by meteors of various sizes for 15 days. The cloud that surrounds ison and its tail could be poison we'd be in that for 15 days. Funny enough of all the theories out there they all seem to be sure it's not going to hit us. Even the Tin Foil Community agree on this. It's grown wings now and it looks like Nibiru I want to see what it looks like after it goes around the sun on the 28th and breaks away. People will stare in wonder and freak out. There will be a mass media campaign to control the media around despite what others say. Their main goals will be to get people NOT to panic. Because they have only so much personnel and Sotoro would just love to use this as a reason to declare a national emergency so he can call martial law. That takes all the heat off him and gives him unlimited power. You thought he was aggressive and tyrannical before, you aint seen nothin' yet. When it all goes down, how ever it does, he will be the person in office. He is not the kind of man to just give this power up. This is what he was groomed to do his whole life. Be the person to usher in the NWO."
Vince will you settle down and enjoy Christmas.
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How long had you been in a wheelchair before this pic?
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I'm Creating My Own Digital Cryptocurrency
I'm sure you're all familiar with the bitcoin (http://bitcoin.org/en/) by now. But what you might not know is that there is a whole ecology of alternative (http://www.coinmarketprice.com/) cryptocurrencies being brought to market (initially just mined, then put on an exchange and traded for fiat) with their own special functions -- e.g., coins whose mining sends computational power to BOINC research projects (gridcoin).
As CEO of Vincent Goodcome Enterprises, I'm always looking for ways to innovate and expand my burnt appendages into new markets. Today I'd like to share my latest innovation:
Introducing, the goodcoin (GOC)
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Technical specifications:
60 second block time
10 goodcoin's reward per block
60 second transaction confirmation time (scryp-based, proof of work algorithm)
Retarget every 4 hours
RPC/P2P Ports = 8505/8506
The goodcoin will be a revolutionary new cryptocurrency that will only gain value as its adoption rate increases. Initial miners will get free digital coupons to Caliber Fitness and Caliber Grocery upon successful mining of each block (in addition to the standard 10 goodcoin reward). Goodcoins make a great holiday gift as well because I'm sure they'll be useful for something sometime in the future (haven't figured that part of the business out quite yet).
More news to come!!
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well, my 'best friend' next door neighbor went to another neighbors house down the block with an 'older kid' (a known trouble-maker.. family was losers, drunks, alcoholics, sluts, ect..) and we get inside this garage and the trouble maker kid is showing us some kittens and him and my 'best friend' decide to make nooses out of shoestrings and start to hang these kittens.. I grew up with cats (and other animals), so I wanted no part in it, and watched them hang a few of these kittens... I was about 7yrs old.. older kid was about 13 or so.
so, when we were walking down the sidewalk, I stopped and looked at my 'best friend' and threw a right hook at his face and broke his nose.. perfect punch, I didnt' even feel it. that was the first nose I'd ever broken. lol... and he starts BALLING like a little girl and I just walked home.
well, his parents call the cops.. cops come to my house and ask why I did it and I said because he hanged some kittens with the older kid. cop says 'oh... ok then' and leaves to investigate the kitten hanging. I guess the older kid had tossed the kittens I the trash or something so he never go in trouble.
later that night the 'best friends' uncle comes over.. big huge cowboy fella, probably 320lbs, pounding on the door.. I though I was in trouble and he just wanted to say 'thank you for teaching that boy a lesson... he just doesn't learn... if it were my boy, I'd pay you to do that every day till he straightened up'. lol...
needless to say, both those kids ended up in prison for drugs/theft.... (I ended up in prison as well, (long after their first number) but for a more 'respectable' crime. lol... with a much longer sentence)
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I like the summers in Sydney. Flowers out, beaches packed, and just a nice time of the year.
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Who wants to see this made? lmao
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You forgot Goodrum who's built like a brick shit house, hold the brick house.
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after current door was kicked down by an angry hebrew female i need to get it fixed, must be way stronger
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prevention is better than cure.
you need a non hebrew woman.
i dont think i want another woman any more
just fuck some bitches here and there
NOT RAW
WITH PULLING OUT
TAKING CONDOM HOME AFTER
BURNING IT
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FUcking whores. It can be 75 degrees and the bitches will shudder at how cold it is and want a blanket but in the snow and freezing temps they dress like whores and not seem to be affected by it. If anyone doesn't believe that all women are the devil should be convinced of the contrary with this fact.
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would love to have threesome with lobstah and booty :P
Outside the realm of possibility, but I respect your right to dream. That said, you know we have the combined height of a Barbie doll, right? it would be like you were on the set of Itty Bitty Gang Bang with two midget broads who can't stop saying shit like "your dick is a Shizzo gimmick," and "can I call you Ron? Put me in time out, Ron, I have to pee." I mean booty's probably pretty charming in the sack, but I'm a fucking trainwreck, and I think I'm soooo funny when the dick vagina is out of the pants. IFLS HTH.
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.. if I wasn't already. ;D
Sexy as fuck.
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Too long a face, and a serious point for any bros who want a quick test of women to avoid, check the 2 middle fingers, ring finger and index finger, the more similar they are in length means the woman or man was exposed to a load of test in the womb.Unless you want a woman who thinks she is a man, is likely to cheat on you and drink your beer, then avoid.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names
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Don't know who most of those people are but it was still pretty funny! ;D
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having a second laptop handy is always a good idea. You never know when a true friend or loved one will pop in, and need to surf the web too.
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I bet Jay uses one of those PC's for PornHub and the other one for Getbig.
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This thread is the shit FF....finally up to
page 30
xxoxoooxxo
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Quoted for WTF?!
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http://www.ironaffinity.com/ifbb-pro-mike-morris-insulin-stories-pt-2-running-police/ (http://www.ironaffinity.com/ifbb-pro-mike-morris-insulin-stories-pt-2-running-police/)
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no hair = no life
you can still post selfies with head cropped out on getbig
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This thread is the shit FF....finally up to
page 30
xxoxoooxxo
I'm glad you like it Wes. Your latest pics are inspirational, even for a 20's something dude like me (no homo). :)
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Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Breakfast:
20 egg Omelette
8 slices of Bacon
6 sausage links
3 cups of Oatmeal
4 bananas
3 oranges
2 protein shakes
6 pancakes
12 eggo waffles
1 cup of Aunt Jemima Syrup
Lunch:
2 steaks
8 baked potatoes
Dinner:
2 whole roasted chickens
1 atlantic salmon
3 heads of cabbage
The results were amazing!
BEFORE PIC:
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AFTER PIC 3 Months later on the Go4It Diet
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hahahahahahaha ;D
gay4it is sooo full of shit, hes 5foot and a razerblade tall and says eas 5k cal breakfast every day, hahaha, he deifes physical chemisrty :D
what a little turd he is.i love italian ppl in general, but that one cant be pure italian, somethigns wrong
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Gh15 boarding is up,, and going up evry day,, trut and only trut be told on msot pupular wensite in history,, dying bored getbig wish they can be like gh15,, wes is good pupil but too old for gh15 site ,, only yuong and best post on boarding now wes dying on boarding from jewish ron leader site,, filt tell lies but 9 out of top 10 olympia winners only use legit kigtrpina ,, nails grown so fast you can skrtch butt in a day,, getbig memburs only banned because they are filt and tell lies,, gh15 site is pure trut and bring cult of bodybuilding to its knees ,, IFBB scared of what is coming in 20014 ,, Nasser tell lies and see what happened to pretty man with glasses, Derrick Anthony tell lies and see what happened ,, Uncle Philip tell lies and see what happened ,, gh15 has eyes all over the world ,, tell lies and see,, Paul Walker try to sell fake kigs to Vincent Deisel and see what happened to him ,, Rock Jhnson playing on thin ice and need to make public apology to Gh15 before he gets vsitit from top elfs ,, only trut will set world on fire in new year
LIONESS OF JUDIAW
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Though this important message should be spread:
AnabolicHalo,
I received your pictures.
Identity verified.
"1"
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Back in the day when I had hair and teeth,and got more ass than a toilet seat,I would fuck,drop a load,and then wish I could unscrew my pecker like you would unscrew a light bulb,then screw on a replacement pecker so I could continue fucking.
Just sayin` ! ;)
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first off disclaimer, this is not made up or exegareted, this is as it happened.
this serves no self glorifying purpose, this is to encourage the out of shapeos and the ones in shape to stay in shape.
this is also the sledgehammer answer to the thread where grown men ask themselves how to REACT to a womans behaviour when shes having a shit on you.this is how you do it, you mkae sure they come at you, you do not make 6page threads wondring about what you should do next to pleae a woman bc she left you confused and insecure,haha, a thread full of 2000word essays every post.
first things first, new years night where all the women want some,they drunk,they more open.you make sure to smell good and be dressed good.
this means, not ultra tight pulloever or tanktop, but just s somewhat tight tshirt with not too long sleeves, so the guns are discreetly visibel.
so i satnd there before the bar-club and smoke a cig, inside numerous, countless women who were with their "best-compromise-lest-evil"choice of "boyfrend" have already eye fucked me to a point where its embarassing for all involved.they act like someone who has seen lambo for forst time in person and is overwhlemed now knwoing where to look at and in what order.
no thinking about what should i do when she texts me this and that blabla.
ok, so standing outside, clandsetlinely, discretly, as if its coincidental, holding the abs tight and the arms slightly under contraction, now coming walking along 2 girls.
my senses can tell from afar they want some.
as they aproaching, i hear the one of them "dammn, look at him", so i put on the multi million dollar hollywood smile and say hapy new years.
they come straight at me and they go"Look at him, hes pure muscle"(they talking about me shreddedness, make note, they dont say hes big guy, they say hes allmuscle, you fat permabulker fucks).
and then they go on "so sexy"blbla and ask me if i will allow them to touch my arms.
i tell them go ahead.they do so,and procedd to touch my chest,and abs, through the tshirt.
they ask if im with the chippendales.i reply no, im better than them.
by now, a slight female crowd is gathering around the spot, observing whats happening,the air is bathedin the breath of salivating mouths, itchy vaginas,glazing eyes.they realize the better of the marlboro man is standing infront of them.the fantasy they use when lonely in bed rubbing their clits.
i keep my cool under the pressure, and now think is the moment for the following.
i ask them"perhaps you want see the abs"they say yes, so i lift the shirt, exposing rock hard chiseled midescetion.
now one standyier woman comes and asks if she can lick them, i say sure.
now estrogenig chain reaction breaks loose, they ask do you have facebook(nah i dont).
another comes and tells me her number loudly as very fisrt thing, haha as if id memorize it.
they know no holding back at this point, all the ladylike behaviour is thrown out of the window(so much for asking what to do when woman sends wierd texts, you do not overcomplicate things), my shirt is now in acute danger of being torn apart.
one of the girl lifts up her skirt and has nothing under it,just pantyhose and says look at my abs, putting my hnad on her crotch area :D
another on slips her hands from the abs right into my pants ,grabbing the penis.other says she wet as hell and asks me if i want a blowjob right there right now, evry crowded place, full of ppl,middle of the city :D
i tell them all to calm down, i love them all, but one at a time.
then i annonce my phone number and they get their phones out to memory my number, as if its a special moment at michael jackson concert-gig.they ask to take pics etc blabla,i let them.
i dont say i like one in particular, i tell them can "holla at me" any time, the lot of them.
the situation calms down after this, i pick one and go on to spent the rest of night celebrating new year eve with.
in conclusion, the mroal of the story is, when you have the look and bit charme, you get away with almost everything,right in their faces.
do not overthink what women might think or do next.let them come at you.
do not hink too much, better spend more time in the gym, less time eating.
then earn your reward at snipping with the fingers.
this isnt even the whole evening,this is just to get the pint across.
you got one life, sitting at home and saying its not worth the effort, forc feeding yourself with oreos, this is akin to thworing your life in the garbage bin, dont cinfuse this fattie behaivour with "enjoying life".all the french food conaisseurs are fat disgusting fucks who break out on sewat waterfalls as soon they start moving.its disgusting.
are the gym session great fun,where you blast the muscles into deel pain zone?hellno.its not a nice warm feeling, theres easier ways to spend the day.
are the cardio sessions where your lungs scream for air, where you heart feels like youre gonna shit or vomit it out fun?
is the burning feel in all fibres fun?hell no.
is the cardio boring.yes.
is eating mostly pale taste always more or less the same foods enjoyable?not really.
are the hunger attacks,the hunger bangs and the almost panick like hunger attacks to go through great fun?tyhey certainly arent.
theres more comfortbale things to do.but can all do them after the gym.you out of shape fatties have not any advantage in life comfortabilty,you just never bother to move at all.
is it worth it?
well if youre not a faggeet and like woman flying at you like flies to shit,then its all worth it.
cheers,happy new year to all.that said,stop the excuses and sedantery lifestyle.
lay the fork down once in a while, you risking to swallow it one day by accident or something ;D
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Don't worry BS I will be your wing buddy. I will help you get Hides, hide. ;D
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Love to be that magazine in the background.
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:D
Noticed you commented on a picture with 2... Yes 2 orientals in it! See, I knew it!!
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I'm glad you like it Wes. Your latest pics are inspirational, even for a 20's something dude like me (no homo). :)
Why thank you son. :)
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Musclecenter reading a bodybuilding mag in the back.
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Musclecenter reading a bodybuilding mag in the back.
While sipping smoothies, he brings us the latest G&O about the pros.
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Noticed you commented on a picture with 2... Yes 2 orientals in it! See, I knew it!!
I'm drawn to my people
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hah, booty looking full downs in that pic.
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While sipping smoothies, he brings us the latest G&O about the pros.
Yes two thumbs up.
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I couldn't resist... :
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He's Hidemyllama Yamasushi's daddy.
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Shawn Ray No Longer Working For Gear Nutra
No word on the reason yet but we'll have to wait and see but he was apparently terminated. He was the Vice President at the time.
If you want my opinion, this company hasn't produced or released any products yet so I don't think its a kick on him
Thanks.... I'll update my "complete strangers and what they do for a living" spreadsheet ASAP.
No surprise here. The Wall Street Journal has been following this story all week. It's going to be a market mover.
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Re: how much are your gym fees?
We start at $360.00 per month.
Same as mine, and it also comes with free fellatio in the bathroom with complimentary paper bags.
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I couldn't resist... :
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booty is a fucking dimepiece! I would invade her like a nazi stormtrooper blitzkrieing eastern europe!!!!
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booty=huge tit mom or is it that milf mom that always gives handjobs with huge tits looks just like her
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i think i'm permanently damaged psychologically
after 7 yaers find out girlfriend is a sex worker and cheating whore with a huge dildo in her wardrobe
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You gotta trust a guy that kisses with his eyes open.
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Re: Bye bye Phil.....
(one of the Everly Brothers passed away)
they could harmonize with a flushing toilet. probably had conversations with each other in harmony
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Lobstah you realise you are Halo's dream woman?
NUH UH! I have a decent education, no children (and I never want any), and I generally use proper grammar and spelling. I also happen to have a job, fit none of the ignorant stereotypes, don't give a fuck about big arms or muscular men, and most importantly, I DON'T THINK RONNIE COLEMAN IS THE BEST BODYBUILDER EVER.
Sorry boo, but the only thing I fulfill on Anna's checklist is " black," and I'm sure my disinterest in hearing his theories on how black women think would certainly overshadow the charm of my cocoa complexion.
In short; NO.
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Made by IronMeister:
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THE LOAD NOT TAKEN
Diseased cum running down my thigh:
From all colors of the rainbow spectrum,
Many loads upsurged from men's wood, and I—
Absorb'd the lurid fluids in my rectum,
And now I have HIV.
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how doable is it to open a password protected read-only pdf?
if you dont have the password
you could try cracking the password. here's a few to start:
myboyfriendhateshisson
icaughthimjerkingtoronni ecoleman
mydildoisbetteranyway
hesonthecomputeragain
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i'm checking her facebook
last night she posts a lot of PLZ GOD HELP ME NOW!!!!
messages
feel bad about this whole thing but bitch has been cheating on me for years as it turned out
and turns out she's easily 10-11 years older than me
feels bad man
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I guess anabolichalo's ex-wife just had to go out and get some real monster cock.
2014 has just begun, and the bad karma continues.. I hope that A'halo finds wisdom or wisdom finds him..
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A bodybuilder should not socialize too much, prep your own meals.
x100
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MuscleChief is watching over my shoulders, that keeps me going :)
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Welcome back penislust
You pig nippled, turtle shell belly, bow legged, octoroon fuck!
We knew you couldn't stay away. :-*
where's penislust? This is his welcome back thread, always a pleasure to whip that octoroon around like he owes me money!
Will you accept some kigtropins instead? Shrink wrap skin, muscles blown up from within, pizza and ice cream all day and wake up with spider veins, whores aplenty.....
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THREE CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF AN EXIT
The Dominican: Who are we?
The Russian: We don't know who we are, and here we are in the darkness.
The Neegrew: What the fuck? This feels familiar. Who are we?
The Russian: We're nameless things with big muscles, well-oiled objects with no memory, no knowledge of what went before. No understanding of what is now, no knowledge of what will be.
The Dominican: Look, a rope that leads to a way out.
The Russian: Little Neegrew, climb the rope and see what's out there.
The Neegrew: You talkin' to me?
The Russian: Yes, now climb up.
(The little Neegrew climbs up, gets winded half way, then falls none worse for the wear)
[Rod Serling] Three Stretch Armstrongs stuck together in a pit of darkness. No logic, no reason, no explanation; just a prolonged nightmare in which fear, loneliness, and the bizarre pulls, tugs, rubs, and insertions in the hands and holes of a depraved schmoe, the insatiable MOB, are constantly repeated again and again. In a moment, we'll start collecting clues as to the whys, the whats, and the wheres. We will not, however, end the nightmare, we'll only amplify it. For in the arms of the MOB, there can be nothing but lust. A Dominican, a Russian, and a Neegrew. Tonight's cast of players in the toy box known as - The Twilight Zone.
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Re: Men who are physically strong are more likely to have right wing political views
Mmmm... let's see... Phil Heath, Kai Green, Shawn Rhoden, Dexter Jackson... Ronnie Coleman, Flex Wheeler, Chris Cormier, Shawn Ray... these guys are or were among the most muscular men in the world. I'm sure they all voted for Mitt Romney in the 2012 Presidential race.
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Quoted for shameless...
Ok first off, this is not to dis galeniko....he is legit. This is not to diss anyone in particular... this is about the art of truly owning a girl's mind, why physique is secondary to demeanor.... about 20 stories like this, I juts decide to share the most recent one (past 48 hours)
..part 1 (setting the table)
girl is in the bold.
hi
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hey
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whatsup
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are you really 21 or were you just telling me that?
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im 21
that guy in one of your pictures in the grey tank top
his name is flex lewis...
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nice
he's short, a real life midget. He used to train me
flex lewis? lmao that is not his real name you are too much[/b]
flex isn't natural though he's been using somethigg called kigtropin since he was a teenager
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youur natural?
.ya
hmmmmm
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why you don't believe me?
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nope
but it doesnt matter
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scared if we ever got together u would crush me
i gained some pounds but it all went my butt lol
and boobs im a DD
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DD? I have to see that
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maybe
.i can maybe send a pic thats not that revealing
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save the pic. I'm more of an ass type of guy
at this point she sends me a nude of her
you are pretty up front huh?
. im usually shy im just reallyyyyy attracted to u
.and when we meet in person im probably gonna be shy
Well I don't want to think you do this with every dude....sending me a nude before I meet you isn't the way to get a guy to think much of you. Not being a dick, I'm keepin it real girl.
its true
.ur not every dude obviously.
this may be true.
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dont flatter urself lol but yeah
whats ur number i can call u around 830
(I give her number)
ok hope i see u tonight
we got to the restaurant and only bar was open...were hungry, restaurant was closed so she says "I can always cook for you if you like" ...
We go back to my place....go to market.
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.she starts cooking for me. I have no cable. "what are we going to do for fun?
"we;ll see"
now ... 95% of guys take a girl to their house with no cable, shes gone. She notices no cable, I see her jaw drop but she does't have the balls to offend me. why?
because she knows not to fuck with me.
I tell her we're going to the gas station to pick up some beer and she says she wants a pack of cards so I say ok (plus i needed to pick up my condoms) .
Sex ...decent. Still needs to work on her moves a bit but she's young and the horniness is there so I can work with her.
I have to be at work 10 oclock. I ask her if I can drop her off at a mall by my work until I get off because I do not have time to drop her off. She says ok...
I look over, tears running down her eyes. "I really like you I cant believe you want to drop me off at the mall sniff sniff"
So I feel horrible...take her to work with me and tell her she can borrow my keys if she's back at 2.
shes in shock, she even knows she cant be trusted with another man's car....shes disobeyed every man shes been with even the black guys. She knows she cant be trusted.
"Ill sleep in the car it's fine" she goes.
I look at her and say
"if I offer you the keys to get your hair done you take my motherfucking keys. If not, I can just drop you off downtown in the ghetto by yourself ."
she gets out and takes the keys. I tell her be back not one second after 2 oclock
My coworkers called me a fool, typical insecure guy
" you only knew her one night and gave her to the keys to her car? you idiot! what if she fucks some other guy in your car? "
never crossed my mind not flinstones1....I put the fear of god in this bitch without laying a hand on her.
.......I look out the window there she is 10 minutes early, like a puppet on my string....she even got her hair done the way I told her to. ;D
I tell her to get her ass out were going to wendy's...and to drive because Im too tired. I get out car 20 minutes later and food is at my table, .....she's wiping the ketchup off my face ..... saw a couple black studs sitting in front of us, I think one might of been a football player for Clemson I reckgonized him... giving me nod of approval. rule of thumb Any white man who can get a black girl that fine wope the food off his face in public is a bad dude.
this is not to boast, this is to inspire. You can be some boytoy like g4it, doing everything in your power to look good to these fucking broads...while they laugh at you behind your back..and use you...and joke about you with their friends about how vein and needy you are in constant need of compliments and approval or you can be a real man.
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Re: If you could only use 1 bodybuilding drug what is your pick?
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BLACK PPL ARE THE DEVIL
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Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!
You cant lift weights there they will ban you.
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Re: Lee Priest - new tattoo
:D Lee Priest: the gift that keeps on giving..
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Since RX Muscle launched a newly redesigned site.....I thought I'd build a better one with Anabolic Mayhem. Stay tuned for a new episode of The Vince Goodrum Show where I give the last rites to D.A.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm always serious.
Too bad you aren't serious about suicide
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Nothing unusual here..just a few ripped celebrating a hard go ruck
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Getbigger assumes instinctively the standard position
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a group of x is called a y
group of crows = murder
group of lion = pride
groups of cocks = flock
LOL
I busted so hard whoever posed that was freakin genius
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Do twinks fear you in your gym?
Do they?
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Re: ROFLMAO@ Dennis Wolf video
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I usually don't respond to any one with under 1000 posts, but this is spot on.
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KEEP TO BULLSHIT! :D
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mayor of BBing:
visited more ifbb shows then any person alive.
never washed his hand since meeting jay in 2001.
use to be a cop before discovering the wonderful sport of bodybuilding.
has over 100 costum made shirts as a tribute to bodybuilding.
watched jay cutler dvds 52 hours in a row wasting 60 lbs of tiolet paper.
dj181:
made a soild 0.003219 mm gain on his left arm from a superdrol cycle.
he is the only living man who masturbated 348 times to mike mentzer heavy duty videos.
never trained lower body at the last 14 years...his quad measures a 14.6 soild inchs.
washes his retarded brother 4 times a week.
holds the smallest penis record in the Netherlands for 9 years in a row!
sherief shalaby
Lives with his dog in the poorest neighborhood of Cairo.
worked as cleaner at the national meusum of eygpt.
has the biggest nasser thongs collection known to man.
a great supporter of the muslim brotherhood...attempted suicide when mohammed mursi was arrested.
takes a shower only 2 times a year...once in his birthday and once in the ramadan(to save money-for thongs).
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she said i started treating her like shit since taking all them drugs i buy online
i said what drugs ???
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New photo of Tito24.
Legit:
https://www.facebook.com/mars.bergsma
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Mars is getbig's most handsome man......end of thread.
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lol at paying more than $30 for sex
just gotta go to the red light districts and look for desperate black hookers
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hahaha
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sev and sexy booty already added me to facebook, my weekend cant be ruined anymore.
yes Tito... when you pressed accept, the sun lit up the sky and BOOM not a gloomy day anymore. Coincidence? I think not!
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Mars is the only man for whom it is acceptable to lust after without actually being homosexual.
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Phil is a woman - bravado, Accessoires, whining....
Kai would tear him to pieces both physically and mentally... or better already has.
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My son wanted to see it. Not a chance in hell.
This movie is all about brutal capitalism. Someone with your political view should applaud that.
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;D
He uses the word 'fuck', but his son isn't allowed to hear it. Double standards of peace ::)
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Re: Flew Lewis has left Gaspari and moved on to BSN
It's official guys
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Re: Flew Lewis has left Gaspari and moved on to BSN
:D
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How most getbiggers look when they open their package of steroids ordered online
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Re: Ruhl in 1999!
Markus gets regular check-ups. His doc says he's fine, he just has to keep up his daily cardio (20-30 mins on the treadmill).
And the Titanic was "fine" throughout its maiden voyage, until....
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photoshopper is a GetBigger for life, bitches
http://www.pophangover.com/37053/a-guy-photoshopped-himself-into-celebrity-photos-and-now-hes-my-hero/
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my carlton dance
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Re: why is the mayor out of shape?
Here's the Gayor in younger days on Olympia weekend:
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Re: Fucking Google
I was actually going to buy two NEST thermostats for my home this month until I found out google just bought them. Now I'm not. Thanks google for fucking shit up and destroying another great company.
Will these machines allow me to change the temperature in getbigger's houses from my phone?
It will actually allow you to burn them down.
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Guess who :D
the way i see it arms are just a gimmick that can get your foot in the door but in the end cock size determines a mans sexual worth. if you look at porn you can see in threesomes that the girl always pays way more attention to the guy with the biggest cock. this shit isnt scripted i think, women just love the look and feel of a big meat club. i looked into these penis training methodologies but seems like a pipe dream. if you dont have it just deal with it and use other tools to get what you want: finance, emotional connectivity, being a good person and all that stuff. from a sexual point of view, no big cock means no true animalistic love from the woman, she can love you as a brother or a son tho if you play your cards right
i think the best couples are the ones where the man has a big cock and so the woman truly loves him, not because oh he's a nice guy or oh he buys me nice things or oh he's a good father
that's just a woman tolerating you
true love is a woman who doesnt need a dildo or to cheat on her man for a bigger filling. true love is when a woman finds big size with her man at home, she would not be interested in cheating
there are 3 billion women in the world, i think it's common sense there isn't a theory that applies to all of them
the only form of exercise that's not stupid is bodybuilding, provided you are juiced to the gills
any other form of exercise is self delusion
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Re: How do you have your own business as a personal trainer
I believe he was joking.
To give a comprehensive answer to your question would require nearly a book's worth of answers.
To simplify: (All certs aside) know your shit. How? Experience and half a brain.
Communication skills. Computer skills, Understanding of Physiology, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Anatomy, Pharmacology, Psychology, Physical Therapy, Diplomacy, Tact and Management of people, time and money.
Find a gym that is privately owned. Make them money. Market yourself. Be in shape (I don't give a flying rats ass what ANYONE say's about that part, fucking STAY IN SHAPE!) You are your own advertisement. Eventually word-of-mouth and referrals will follow.
If you are intelligent, calculating, motivated, consistent, prompt and driven, you can make bank.
If not, find another line of work.
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This thread is worth reading:
New photo of Tito24.
www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=513909.0
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Credit to Roger Bacon for the idea ;D
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Re: should i bulk or cut? based on this picture
i just try and spit truth,,i develop opinon on waht i see,,gym guys,,i dont like them,,been going to gym a long time,,i see same types in gym,,lota douchebags, losers,,i met a few good guys i like,,but most are insecure,,and dorks,,,scared,,easily intimidated,,,just very wierd strange people,,,not as bad as some types,,2 worst types of humans,,,1 frat boys,,,i met a few cool bodybuilder fitness type,,most are pyscholpathes,,,like just a freaking wierdo,,,but very few are cool,,,my time in gym i dont spend talking to people,,the worst are these bb.come type inseucre kids i mentioned,,but never as bad as frat boys,,college frat boys are huge loser,,then the other,,imma get a lot of flack for saying this,,but i speak the truth,,always speak my opinion,,never been political correct,,millitary guys,,the biggest losers,,the biggest fuckups on earth,,in my experience,,like complte rapist scum,,,they always trying to cheat on pregnant wife,,just fuck anything,,even big fat chick,,they are nasty,,eating fat chicks asshole,,trying to fist the fat chick,,trying to fuck anything and everything,,and also gay as fuck,,every female i ever know who dated a millitary guy eventually found that he sucks cock,,one sucked dick off craigslist or got his dick sucked by homos i forget which,,the other let homos suck his dick for drug money,,then i met this guy at a party,,some millitary douche homo,,was there trying to cheat on his pregnant wife,,and bang some old whtie trash girl,,i hated him,,drunk fagot,,never shut the fuck up,,i shoved him and he kept doing nothing,,yeah real tough guy,,but yuo killed alot of them taliban pussy boy letting some 190 lb juice head shove u and talk shit to ur face and threaten to beat your ass and jsut take it,,later ran into him at service station,,pulled up next to his suburban started callig him a bitch,,later told me that if i fought him at party he would have shot me cuz i was bigger than him,,eventhough i weigh 20lbs less,,lol,,,anyone scared of a juice head is a real fucking pussy,,and again he supposed to be killing talban,,tough guy my fucking ass,,but starts showing me pics of his peggo fiance,,,or wife,,whatever,,looks like shit,,no wonder hes going around getting drunk drunk driving trying to fuck some old white trash girl and then couldnt so he fisted a fat nasty girll, i ask him why he would evn wanna put his hand in that,,complete pyschopath,,,but these young insecure "i wanna be aesthetic and sexy" fools,,big wuss,,id rather hang with a fat powerlifter,,powerlifters are ok from my experience,,,not wuss like the typical bodybuilder,,,,dont know any mma guys,,so id tell u stick to the mma,,lol,,,but these guys that lift to think they get girls,,fucking insecure wussies,,will never be sucess at anything,,ask johhnnynoname,,i know him from other board,,this guy speak truth,,he is not political correct,,,he is good at hurting the young guys feelings,,young vagina gym goeers,,its funny when someoen tell them the truth and hurt their feeligs,,they are thin skin and can't take it,,,the guy who everyone think is an asshole,,its usually cuz he not political correct and speak with too much truth in his words,,cuz the truth offends people,,,so if ur offending people,,u know u did somethign right,,lol
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Re: Mohamed Makkawy
Whether it was the 90s or 80s the guy was an asshole. I met him as a university student with a few of my gym buddies. He had a muscle shop in a plaza in Toronto, Canada, 4 kilometers from my house. I had just purchased the Wild Physique from Bob Kennedy's shop in Toronto and figured why not see Makkawy. The guy placed runner up at the Olympia. Back then I was totally into bodybuilding. I worked as a bouncer on weekends, had 16 inch arms and thought I was diesel.
5 of us walk in. 1 black guy, 1 Asian guy, 2 whites, and an Indian guy. I told my gym buddies about this world famous bodybuilding legend. We get in and the place looks like crap. Half the shelves were empty, and it is obvious Makkawy is going out of business. The place has no design or interesting posters, nothing. Makkawy is behind the counter in a short sleeve shirt. The biceps shot out, and the forearms were big, and ripped. He looked very good and obviously juiced. Very short though, 5 ft 2 or 3. We all towered over him. His wife is in traditional Middle Eastern clothing, and not hot at all. As we enter I hear the word neegal come out of his mouth. He is talking to his wife in their language using North American slurs. The black guy didn't hear it. Toronto is multi cultural so such scenes were very rare and unexpected. While the others check the place out, I head right out to Makkawy and compliment his current condition. A few of his old bodybuilding trophies are under the glass counter. Uncleaned for over a decade they look like crap. His wife gets all excited that a fan recognizes him. He promptly shuts her up, and shouts at her in their own language. I hear the term chink, paki, neegal, and cracker. He then turns to me and smiles, like we didn't understand what he said.
I quickly understood why his business failed. No people skills, poor english, racism, and shitty prices. Oddly, he thanks me for the compliment about his physique. I pretty much told him he looked unchanged from 1982. I ask him about Vince Gironda who he describes as nice old man. His english was not very good. At this point my gym buddies are pissed. While I saw Makkawy as an Olympia 'hero' at the time, all they saw was a terrorist looking, short foreigner calling them out in their country. We all planned on getting 5 lbs of protein each, but just put it back and pretty much made every middle eastern terrorist joke at him. Makkawy couldn't say anything. He was much smaller then any of us, and was begging to be told off.
I got everyone out without further incident, and apologized for bringing them there. I never expected that response from an international bodybuilding champion. The following summer he entered some of European Grand Prix contests and placed dead last. Small, and smooth. Over the years I got reminded of the time I took the guys out to meet the midget terrorist, lol. After that I never admitted to being a fan of bodybuilding. The way some of these drug addicts act, it is just embarrassing. He did have one hell of a physique when he was working with Vince though. I'll give him that much.
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Anything and everything posted by Vince Goodrum
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Although there is much dispute over its actual prevalence, Sev is what is sometimes referred to in the psychological literature as a "multipotential," i.e., an extremely gifted and well-rounded individual (no homo) with talents so extraordinarily wide-ranging that it presents a problem when it's time to decide on a career (https://my.vanderbilt.edu/smpy/files/2013/02/Multipotentiality.pdf). Remember, Sev is, inter alia, a reviewed author:
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Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.
Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:
Habemus FALCON!
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Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.
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Bodybuilder height formula:
BbH = (L1 + L2 + ... LN) - 1
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n
Where each L denotes a lied-about height and n denotes the number of lies.
Levrone is 5'9.875''
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love to meet onemorerep and watch old olympia tapes with him with a glass of red wine
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A Fallen Angel taught women how to create and use make-up and other cosmology...Yes, I know this sounds insane but it's the truth. The angel's name is AZAZEL. Make-up = deception.
Probably don't need to include this anymore.
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Prime, I will join the fight, I am bi myself...Not into guys but i love TG...Unless it is Norman Reedus, then yeah I am into guys...
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great thread
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;D ;D ;D
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this is where the silver bullet of cheap prostitute comes in
i swear yesterday this fine 18 yr old girl she make me fed up with all her hard to get games
i tell her straight up fuck it i dont play no more i just go and bang some fine fine babe for some money
she seemed somewhat crushed but i'm a practical man
after i dropped off the girl at her place and said goodby
i went to red lights and picked a real head turning ho for $35 a good sucking and fucking
after that there was not a fibre in my body that wanted to go to a club ::) so went back home and cooked a nice steak
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Re: i showed ronnie coleman video to 18 year old fine ho and she went mad for him
you like girls. women are something you know nothing about.
what ???
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i banged a 10/10 negro female for 25 euros yesterday
it's their asking price, maybe you can get it down to 20 with negotiation skills
went to have sex with a fine prostitute
she kept complimenting me on my formidable physique
after the sex she gave me an apple to eat as she smoked a cigarette and we chatted for a bit
good old prostitutes solution to all of lifes worries
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favorite machine
This is mine
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Whats yours
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LOL ;D
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Re: i love this image
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I think he is the real life version of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
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Hebrews dance for Vissy
Great choreography of Peace
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150175570390627
So instead of watching football, you're cruising through Facebook for dancing trannies.....excellent use of your time you closet fag
LOL @ you, you cotton-picking homo!
Project your lifestyle unto others as much as you can you limpwristed, vissy-molestin', melon-eatin', trailerporch-sittin', Oprah-lookalikin', tootin' and a hollerin' fat bag of guy monkey! :D
You really think "watching football" is anything better, charcoal-briquette?
I'm from Europe, Soccer is where it's at you ignorant black blob of fat! ;D
LOL @ football... What an insult...
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Falcon looking like he's hard up for a little action.
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Re: cardio after leg training - theoretically, is it catabolic if on anabolics?
i failed at the 15th rep on the leg press with 360kg or so
after that i was not thinking of cardio :-X
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bwahaha legit lol.
nah she had nice fucking titties but to flabby in the waist area for me. And didnt want to go the whole mile so i dont fuck her and never call again so i just sucked on her titties and walked home and i wont call her again. To fat in the waist and her ass was borderline to big . Cant stand chicks that dont take care of their Bodies
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On the topic of "killing" when a pregnant woman is murdered, the murderer always gets that second hit for a double homicide, ie. Scott Petterson. All the sudden, that "fetus" becomes a person in that case? Why? Because the mom didn't elect in that instance? Abortion advocates dont have an answer for that.
This is how we control the population and stamp out most abortions: Mandatory Vasectomy
at age say 14 or 15 all boys must undergo the quick and non-intrusive laser vasectomy. It is reversible, so I'm saying temporary sterilization.
When he becomes a young man and has a marriage certificate, provable living quarters, income, etc. the state then, free of charge reverses the vasectomy through surgery.
Yes this would cost a lot of money, however, what it would save in declining the prison population, diminishing welfare fraud, deflating our burgeoning population of under-achievers, etc etc.. Think about it. Very big government, but so is coddling unfortunate unwanted kids their entire lives. Provided you believe abortion to be quite wrong like me, you may find mind my idea of state aided sterilization more satisfactory.
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fucked a girl in the ass tonight...
didn't wash my hands.
driving home picked my nose.
now every time I breath, I smell asshole.
... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".
5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.
btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. ;)
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Have you seen your child lately?
the day before yesterday
doctors wonder why his noggin is so big
cant find out why (scanned his head and no water or air in there)
i think superior brain powers
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i'd like to date a woman like lobstar
Fine chocolate bunny into bbing and not too tall with smooth skin
not too attractive to the point where it becomes a liability
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halo is sweet on literally ANYTHING brown. me, Ronnie, Oprah, Snickers, liquid turds, dachshunds, smog...
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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
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Re: America
As an european i never understood all the fuss in american speeches like fredom and land of the brave when in real life, it had so many problems that i never had in my country. And i live in a very poor european country, wich has excelent medical care for everyone, very low levels of poverty, people don't need to have 3 jobs to raise a family, police brutality is severely punished, and so and so.
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"I don't use steroids! I own a supplement company!"
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"I don't use steroids! I own a supplement company!"
Vince?
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Do you guys think that wearing a female corset will help to make your waist smaller.
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Vince?
:D Negative sir, but a good guess. It's that guy Dan "All Natural" Miller or something like that.
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:D Negative sir, but a good guess. It's that guy Dan "All Natural" Miller or something like that.
Horrible liar, he got what he deserved.
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Miley Cyrus Mugshot
http://instagram.com/p/jiSZ0cjJ9z/
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This was posted today on youtube. Apart from showing off I don't see a real point to it.
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Re: More Evidence Global warming is a lies
How do we not know how not to never cause global warming?
What?
I see grammar isn't your strong suit.
Looks like we have something in common.
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America
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The problems of America started the day after the Constitution was founded:
Shea's rebellion
Indian Wars
First Central Bank
Central American wars
Civil War destroyed the 'freedom of state association'
Federal Reserve Creation
Fractional Banking
Gold Confiscation
Income Tax Bill passage
Involvement in WWI and WW2
Creation of the CIA
Involvement in the UN
Command Economy and the Rise of the MIC post WW2
The Marshall Plan
defaulting on the Breckinwoods agreement
Leaving Silver currency in '68
Leaving Gold in '71
Deficit financing of Vietnam & The Great society
Dependence on foreign Oil
Unilateral support for the State of Isreal
Liberal Entrenchment in Higher Education and the Rise of Political correct fascism
FEMA creation
Rise of the Moral majority in politics
Freddie and Fannie May Creation
Glass Steagle Repealed
Gulf Wars
NAFTA
Federal Reserve economic bubbles
Patriot Act
NSA
Kleptocracy
but you go ahead, strap your "republican" tie on, turn the radio station to Rush Limbaugh, clutch your bible close and blame "obama"
...you ignorant fucking retard ::)
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;D
America
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Re: More Evidence Global warming is a lies
LOL, awesome. Knooger rapidly becoming one of the most staunch posters on here.
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"I dont give a piss about him" - Mr Nobody.
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As a marketing video, Liz Gaspari really comes across as someone you don't want to support financially.
Would love to drop her in Uganda and follow her with a live cam.
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(updated)
last night got my cock sucked by that 18 year old nigress
it was a glorious time
i had not got my cock sucked since 12th may 2013
she really loves my arms so much, she took pictors of them
getbig thinks i'm autistic jokin,g when i say arms get the girls get the girls
i was right tho to believe in my vision
there is nothing quite like the feeling of getting a girl explicitely because of your shredded arms. it's like the pinacle of self actualization for a bber
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Damn halo you hella vascular. You got that cock arm only its big. 8)
maybe thats what attracts the girls
two huge cocks hanging from the body
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Would love to drop her in Uganda and follow her with a live cam.
she`s not more than one generation away from poor white trash
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I need to write down the last time I got blown, like anabolichalo does. ;D
i remmevber because it was 1 day before my son was born
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she`s not more than one generation away from poor white trash
I wouldn't be surprised if that's her actual background, she lacks any kind of good taste and manners.
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Re: Arnold Classic 2014 - Flex Lewis 6 weeks out
This is where short guys blow the bigger bodybuilders off the stage. Even last year and the year before I would have placed him in the top 5 in the open.
Nope.
Tall and even less muscled still looks much better.
It's subjective but as usual, you're wrong.
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i remmevber because it was 1 day before my son was born
I've said it before, kids screw your sex life...
and I keep saying this...
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I wouldn't be surprised if that's her actual background, she lacks any kind of good taste and manners.
Pompous bitch,if they go broke anytime soon,it`s back to the strip bars for her. :D
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it was not baby mama that sucked my cock
it was a deliscious thai girl i met in a club when i went to try out my gains after 12 week first cycle of 300mg (i made a thread that evening telling getbig i was gonna try out my new arms in the clubs and posted a pic in a blue polo holding a glass while practicing my relaxed pose)
it worked very well obviously
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it was not baby mama that sucked my cock
it was a deliscious thai girl i met in a club when i went to try out my gains after 12 week first cycle of 300mg (i made a thread that evening telling getbig i was gonna try out my new arms in the clubs and posted a pic in a blue polo holding a glass while practicing my relaxed pose)
it worked very well obviously
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do you have kids?
No, but I'm familiar with MILFs.
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love to live in a house made out of thousands and thousands of penisis
titus is offcourse in good health and in fit shape body and mental wise, dont believe these anti craig titus propaganda set up by the hebrew gnomes,
craig titus is a man of great honor and integrity and we soon will see him terrorize te gyms again and lay tons of hot women.
all allegations are false and despickable.
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Re: gonna train legs and then fuck a $30 chocolate beautiful whore
i skipped the hooker
i thought, look why blow that $30 when i can also just keep it all for myself
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i'd be pretty disappointed if i had a car like that and had a woman like lob
for that kinda money you expect something hot like an erupting volcano
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Re: i'd like to date a woman like lobstar
When you fucked that Thai tranny did you got poop on your penis?
homosexuals got nutrient timing for the anal window down to a science
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Eye contact is very important. Guys absolutely know when a woman is interested by the way she looks at them. At least thats what I have heard. No woman has ever looked at me for than 2 seconds (except for my mother).
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Re: Let me be really clear about this.
Any of you demonic fucks that believe in population control should lead by example, find a bridge and jump off. Otherwise you're a hypocrite in addition to evil. It really is as simple as that.
all blacks should be terminated
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Re: i'm gonna buy myself a nice mercedes c class, affordable and shiny decent car
No one gives a fuck what you drive, no one is going to be looking at you and your car twice, and your car will still just be a part of the landscape of beige Toyota Camrys and Honda Accords.
No one buys these things for themselves.....they buy them in an attempt to gain another crowd's acceptance...an expectation that doesn't even exist in the first place.
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Re: 2014 LA Fit Expo - Shawn Ray Interviews Rich Gaspari
Two midgets talking does not interest me.
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Re: It's just Me MyDelts and I
still a step ahead of father time...proof that delts can pop/round oug... drug free
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Does your boyfriend get a high score if he joins all the tattoo dots with his loads, with bonus points for guessing the correct constellation afterwards?
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Cute couple
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this threads gonna run and run
until someone oversteps the mark
Groink, you there?
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And the saga continues.. ;D
Re: Cute couple
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And the saga continues.. ;D
Re: Cute couple
:D
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Ha, is that the very first Groink shop? :D
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Ha, is that the very first Groink shop? :D
The inner workings of IronMeister's brain are truly esoteric. :)
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They are!
Re: U GOTA BSWOL TO CSWOL!
Our dear friend is still around on his prep!
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/23/kaity-pearson-teacher-photos_n_4653225.html
A 23-year-old model and special education department teacher's aide has been suspended after some of her risque photos surfaced.
Kaity Pearson was suspended from the South Street Elementary School in Fitchburg, Mass., according to the Fitchburg Telegraph.
Pearson recently graced the cover of Models Mania magazine:
Deplorable form, unstable base on this exercise. Suspension deserved.
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That random pill on the floor in the gym :
You know what I'm talking about. That frequently seen random pill on the floor in your gym. Do you ever just pick it up and eat it? Yesterday I saw a large whiteish speckled pill laying on the ground near the leg press and thought it might have been an old Anadrol 50 so I picked it up and ate it. Turned out to be a wintergreen Certs. Do you ever eat those random pills?
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Re: i'm considering accutane to fix my back/delt acne
today at the post workout cardio, the runing thing, i stepped on it next to a hot woman, huge fake tits, good face, great body, basicaly a female version of me :D
i stepped on it with the arms still pumped up from th eweightlifting, veins etc, in the mandatory tanktop, sweaty.
she wears head phones and at first doesn mind me, as if im not there.
while running, the sweat is pouring out and i use the tanktop to wipe the sweat off my face, "accidentaly" lifting it so the chiseld midsection gets exposed.
this is where her female instincts slwoly overwhelm her,she starts staring my way randomly, i think "haha if she falls back on the running machine bc of staring would be hilarious".
so we start to talk.
spare youreself the doubts, this is precisely candid story, as it went.
very quickly i tell her shes got perfect set of tits and a body as female should have, she says my type of body is exactly what she finds most atractive, slightly blown up fitness type.
she goes on and say the huge guys are ok still better than a pure fattie etc.
then kinda out of nowhere she says "the one problem with guys like you"
i ask"what you mean guys like me"
she says"well, ped users"
i say"comeon, to the clueless i could pass as natty"
she"stop the bs" i say alright carry on.
then she says peds users(she simply ignored my lifetime natural status)often develop acne on the back which is the most repulsive thing to her and basicvaly all female frends she has.
i say yeah i aghree, but i dont have bacne, bc clean status etc, and then i followed it up with whats worse bacne or bald.
she clearly said bacne.
is a good example to where to draw the line, when bbuilders lose the sense for reality, when the intent was to get the girls,and before you know, your back looks like a somalian warzone-field, and woman get urge to vomit when seeing it.
very imprtant to act accordingly and fix the problem, before drifting off into delusion-city in the quest of bit more size.
i mean, think about it, very few women will be pleased during sex,when they get their arms around your lats, to feel something like the stuff on banknotes for the blind, you know,these spots which are used by the blind to read.
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Re: just banged a fine chocolate prostitute - great times amazing
so i was rollin around the red lights
almost no hos out tonight
only old fatness
seems like police patroling scared the hos away
anyway i finally find a nice bitch slim body with epic rack and big juicy mouth
asks if i'm a bodybuilder because i'm so jacked
i say i'm trying to be ::)
she said i need not take too much roids because it can distort the thoughts, like her ex bf was a juiced up bber
she loves bber tho she said
i really fucked her good in 4 positions
she had great ass clapping skills in doggy
amazing
when i finally exploded inside her and pulled out the condom was impressively filled, i even amazed myself
So you use roids to get the girls but end up paying for black ilegal hoes?
basically, it's just much more straight forward, faster and ultimately cheaper
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Re: Sun Scientists Debate Whether Solar Lull Could Trigger Another 'Little Ice Age'
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Re: fucked a girl in the ass tonight...
I love the smell of an asshole in the morning.
Tell your wife to stop wiping her ass with the pillow, she was very accomodating when I suggested this.
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Re: Time to ban anabolichalo
these threads are just the devils work
trying to lure me into a slippery slope of fame and glamour
but a wise man knows he's just another tiny cogwheel in the great machine of life
Very poetic for a gimmick that appears illiterate and routinely misspells basic words. You're headed for Time Out moron.
the engish langage is a hard nut to craque
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Ok which Getbigger confronted Dave Mad Max?
Fess up getbig, which one of you here did this...
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Good for you Isaac!
I made this post about 4 years ago and I think it still holds true:
Only reason I ask is because Dave is one of the biggest queens I have met in my entire life.
That man hopes and prays that science reaches the capability of impregnating men, because he would give Jay all of his money to carry his seed.
"1"
P.S. That man would feed on Kerry's fecal matter for months in the hopes that at some point or another some of Jay's cum might spill out after they've had hard night of Anal..
"1"
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Basile is in Thailand setting up an orphanage.
VASCULAR AS MY COCK
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Big Ach said he queued for two hours to get his 2 mins with Dan Bailey.
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No hover-hand on Big Ach
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
why do I feel aroused when I stroke my beard then?
This is why -
BEARD FACTS
1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability.
2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food.
3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest.
4. Science has shown that beards rarely sleep.
5. Acts as a homing beacon attracting the jealousy and admiration of the beardless.
6. Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm.
7. Dramatically increases your wood chopping capabilities.
8. Helps you to instinctively know where the nearest mountain is.
9. Increases handsomeness.
10. Fits on your face.
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Re: WYHI (Bindi Irwin)
the cleanest pleasure is to have sex with an underaged girl.
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am i missing out in life not drinking?
Nothing sucks more then when all your friends are drunk as fuck and your sober.
does it really effect gains? studies?
met a chick and her friend at the bar the other night I didn't touch a beer. she polished off 9, kept trying to pass me hers. I had just trained legs an hour and half before I met up with them...was like damn am I really gonna throw that entire workout down the toilet.
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What industry? Who are u? Epic self delusion.
Dave Bourlet probably opened up his anus for Vince Goodrum.
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Vince Goodrum:
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Vince Goodrum:
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yikes!!!!!
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Vince Goodrum:
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ROFL x1000000000000000000000
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:)
I fucking knew it, you are a don in the chinese mafia
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Presidential limo? Maybach?
Either way, Musclecenter is an enigma. :o
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Re: It is time for you guys to have some fun at my expense.
Let's keep this thing going guys. I want a new start.
Shizzo81 is old news.
Help me out guys. This is the first step for me to recover.
Done - Name Changed
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Presidential limo? Maybach?
Either way, Musclecenter is an enigma. :o
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You are an enema.
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Sorry Sherief,but this is fucking hilarious! LOL ;D
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New Puerto Rican funeral
Dead boxer Christopher Rivera
WTF ?
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I'm just praying my cialis is in the mail soon.
my dick is working but I want it to be HARD AS IRON when I meet up with that blast from the past female.
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Re: bigro, hazbin etc, what is life like being huge?
Sounds like capitalist dream, you a "Cuban" revolutionary working class & dreaming to leave Castro's socialist paradise >:(
OBW , can you name yours "Cuban" internet provider ;D
i'm not a cuban citizen
i'm an american diplomate basically and got all infrastructure i need like internet technology
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Awww man you should be happy bro.
I'd be very happy if I had a girlfriend and baby girl man, fuck I might even forget about bodybuilding and shit if that ever happened.
In the meantime I am gonna start juicing my fucking brains out to console my self of the reality of the situation.
Full beast mode this week, this virgin ass getting test pinned this week.
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"if I had a girlfriend" was the best part
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Re: I knocked my GF up.......love her, but a child?
you gotta agree busting in a child craving vagina feels very good at the time
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Re: Steroid Use Much Higher Among Gay and Bi Teen Boys
They are probably just answering honestly where the straight kids lie.
These are teenage kids admitting to being gay.
Hahahaa who the hell admits to being gay when they're in high school. As least I waited until my wedding night
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Not even the openly gay men I know give a wink about Jay's hair. Your girls are something else! ::)
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I'd rather sit on that bottle
I fuck everything with a snatch.
2 scoops of shut the fuck up
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Dear Taylor,
Over the last years you became virtually getbig's most recognized/associated persona...
Becoming the topic of many threads and hundreds of photoshops.
What does the getbig forums mean to you personally? and how do you see it's influence on your daily life?
Best wishes and health
IM
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if i can go back in times i will never have a girl friends and a kids
fucking worst mistakes of all the times
FUCK EVEN NOW
THIS NEW GIRLFRIEND OF 18 YEARS
SHE IS TEXTING ME ALL THE TIME
LETS DO SOMETHING TOGETHER MEMEMEMEMEMME
i just wanna be alone and fuck some whores now and again
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I remember sitting in O'Reillys in Bangkok with 3 friends when my mate Paul walked in and gave us a pill each.
Being young and stupid, we immediately necked them and then asked "what were they" - presuming it was ecstacy.
That was my first ever Viagra at 30 years old. Within 45 minutes the four of us are sitting their feeling "uncomfortable".
Thank heavens it's only 300 meters from Patpong.
Fun days - but really, at that age you don't need them and I do think there's a danger of becoming reliant on them.
My experience is that the women don't notice the difference in the quality of your erection. Not as much as you can feel the difference yourself. It's like your dick is a baseball bat.
The tell of course is when 2 young whores are smoking your pole, you cum and your dick stays hard and you start fucking them without pause. A bit of a giveaway that.
That drug certainly made work harder for the hookers of Thailand, I can tell you.
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so as first thing, went and met dropinplate in a fine posh restarant ;D
we warmed up to eachotehr quickl;y no homo and had a few hours a talking, very nice guy too bad time was short for the both of us, didnt have 1 minute of sleep , so soon went to the hotel, bc night out was on the programme.
me and frend scheduled to meet with bigmc and crew at the most best club in amsterdam, of vip lounge, not with the commoners on the bottom dance floor.
before going there, went to see the city of amsterdam, namely the red light district,which is basicaly the whole of the amsetrdam inner city ;D
as a straight man, you cant walk past those red windows with naked girls in it without sexing one, so that was done, its not very important,ust did it for doing sake and emptying the balls a bit.50euros for 20minutes, fair enough, the girls are beautiful have all teeth and you have to enter their places infront of 1000s of bypassers.
so after that, off to the club, made sure to wear the faggiest possible clothes,after all it has to fit my feminine dance moves ;D
its the expected spectable very soon upon entry.
first girls, lets call her my darling(shes so lovely she let me flirt with about a dozen other girls and still stood by me)the italian-dutch lets say solid 7,and her frend a blonde bombshell,lets call her miss escobar-montana :D ask if they can sit at our table, i say yes we got huge bottle of alcohol,and they say no problem they have one xxxl-size bottle too,its brought to the table with firework attached to the top of it,very girls, offering you not a drink, but whole 200us dollaros bottle.
so the bombshell goes and says my tits are bigger than hers, i attempt first contct, straigh hands to her euders, she gives brief warning to not even try as boyfrends coming soon.
oh well, i concentrated on the italian lady anyway,.
now already fiercly drunk, bigmc and crew enter the place.
deeply pissed(as in drunk),pretty hammered, but very ready for party, bigmc is 6ft and a head tall from what it seem, wide as 2 phil heats, then an aparently non workouting guy,and 1 with vanila ice-esque face, very jacked, dwaring me left right back forth.
as i go to toilet, some british girls aproach me and ask can i do pics with you etc,they literaly got in line to take some,i grant them their wishes.
then going back up to the danceing floor,and as i aproach a group of about 20 uk girls,all doable, lets say a 6 on abervage, 2 or 3 dragging the quata down big time, overall hot girls.i can smell the wind gust of wet vaginas with my experience nose,i dancemove my self towards them, the cheering starts, one of them says me its a last day before marriage party and hubby isnt there and what happens in adam stays in adam, very soon after that horde cant control themselves nomore and they take off my shirt :D
they put ice into my pants,right to the penis,this was legit assault lol
as the night went on my frend got more drunk and the last warning s of the security and club owners became quite frequent, lets say he didnt behave too good.
whats worth mention , 2 scottish girls,i swear the most beautiful british women i ever seen, looking like twins, were observing me for something like 15minutes, then i just aproached them, and they are very nice, honestly the one of them looked too good even for me, but they seemed to think the same thing and were happy to be hit on.my drunk frend made it realy hard for me to do the wrok, always grabbing them,touching them etc.
i ask them why they dont try to talk sooner and they in all seriousness say they thought im gay ;D ;D
i tell them im cetrtainly not and they can try me and see for themselves, we quickly exchange numbers before my very drunk frend(bigmc will testify im sure)escalates and does somethong realy stupid and we get kicked out or something.
now its interesting, bigmc seen me talking and taking pics with them and he heard from afar that they scottish, so as the group introduction happens, they ask him where hes from and he replies like striaght from pistol"from scottland" haha ;D
he took those girls over,i scheduled a dinner for the next day with them.
either way, i forgot more than i can reme,mber me and my frend were asked "nicely" to leave, gotta say,rightfully lol.
the one girl came to my hotel room later on and ill admit didnt fuck her,i just passed out in my drunkmness into sleep.who cares, was a great night out and thanks to bigmc, real good brother, and his company,we must repeat or better this in ibiza this summer or any festival somewhere worth going im all up for it,and will 100% visit london soon.
we didnt get to talk much, the brotherly love was consentual and there from the getgo, everyone was too drunk and partying and hitting on women, a philosophacla long discussion wasnt possible in those circumstances.
i got some pics in phone, bigmc should have some too, we were high enough to not find the trigger for the make pic on the phones, we will see what usable pics we got, many were taken by the girls,i ususlay onky take pics for the getbig brothers anyway.
great ppl, great night, im sure bigmc will add some to this :D
sorry mac, we were made to go abruptly and even had to come back for our clthes the next day haha, you can figure out why ;D
i love the british ppl, party animals like bigmc+crew, living the life, and must say,the dutch girls are lovely inside out.
cant remember such good party folks,realy lovely
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Re: Obamas moving closer to a divorce
The comments of his typically get moved to the V board. Same w straw.
As for Obama - his classmates who knew him said he was a communist and a Marxist - that's good enough for me
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if you are gay you get bashed by some, if you are a bible thumping christian you get bashed, if you dont believe in god you get bashed, if you are straight love to bang a lot of women you get bashed for being immoral, so what should you be.
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haha im sure nobody in the history there made such a furious entry right from the getgo.
that said:
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this still doesnt even come close to my fav the scottish girl(haha i told her shes most beautyful britsh girl i ever seen, but also said that isnt a hard task :D )
haha, right now , haha, i did that, asked in whatsapp the girl if it was one i thought it was and how much i enjyed her presence balbala, and then she wrtes, well, im not that one, im the other one haha ;D
anyway a girl has sent me this pic :D
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the good point is the baby mama melted down on the phone
after she find out my sweet 18 has been sleeping over and hitting the gym with me
so now we back to where we were
like nothing happened
cool
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Re: Give Me Your Best Tips For A Stellar Job Interview
I like to start interviews by answering a "hit in order" including everyone at the table. They love that.
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You're a fucking idiot tbombz. Seriously, you're going to die from HIV.
Did I call it or what?
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Re: My pal wants to be a bodybuilder, where should he begin?
Because you guys are stupid enough to listen to posters like Galeniko.
The problem is he only attracts sluts and not real women.......real women is what you want and what I described is WHAT REAL WOMEN WANT.
Real women want puny beta losers so they can boss them, and spend their money.
REAL MEN like Galeniko, pure alpha mofos tell women all the do's and the dont's.
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Re: question for dj181 aka ACE
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Listen to 0:35 and onwards:
My favorite shop ever on Getbig! Falcon priceless, makes me laugh everytime I look at it!
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amazing view
X2, as long as you can't see the head of a baby.
I can never look at vagina the same way after seeing my wife give birth. :-X
Hahaha, being at the business end of your kids birth is like standing outside your favourite restaurant and watching it burn down. Yes, they'll renovate it eventually and relaunch, but you don't want to eat there like you used to ;D
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4 wonders ...3 more to come.
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What did "mad" scientist Nikola Tesla mean by this:
"If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have a key to the universe."
?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
he had a vision rating the future olympia lineup
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Ha ha yes wes.
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Re: in what situations is it morally justifyable to give a grown man a savage beating
I did....but not for long. Worth it.
sounds like a story bro
what happened
This piece of shit tried to rape my first wife.......It was in 1993. She was walking home and I heard noise out back of my house. This big ugly piece of shit was on top of her trying to rip her dress off. I kicked him in the face with my boot and yanked him off and punched me in the fucking ear so hard my eardrum shattered. So I stabbed the guy in the kidney. I always carry my Ernest Emerson CQC6 and this scumbag bled out pretty quick. Even though it was attempted rape I went To Riker's for excessive force. Got two years..did 7 months and was treated like a rock star. Ended up getting divorced though. She was never the same as either am I.
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Re: 1.2 Billion gay people in this world
.....and they all hang out on here.
and what brings YOU here..
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I was here before homosexuality was a fad.
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Re: DJ's new ride
he looks like shit now complete with a retard tat
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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
Like fuck man seriously what is the godforsaken nonsense.
I'm tired of this shit where one is expected to live in eternal optimism. It's not courageous, brave, selfless or even intelligent.
My life is shit, I got a horrid mental condition, I haven't had a girlfriend in four fucking years. I work fucking hard at a job that will have my body destroyed by the time I'm forty. All my interests are a waste of time. I have few friends. It's winter and the only thing that even interests me anymore is food.
Anyways go fuck yourselves and your bullshit beliefs, and good luck on trying to have in sight on the nature of life.
Here is my 0.2 cents
@OP
Honey, I was just like you when I was younger. Frustrated, tired of life, nothing could satisfy my me. I would wake up depressed and go to sleep suicidal. I was unemployed and living in denial. I was having an existential breakdown on top it also.
You know what I did?
Got a job at Mcdonald's.
You know what happened while I was working there on a night shift one night?
This belligerent black man with a menacing stare walked in the bathroom while I was cleaning the toilets. He threw me up against the wall and told me how much he loved sugary sweet little white mother fuckers like me. To say I was in a state of pure terror would be an understatement. I couldn't scream because he threatened to kill me if I made any noise. He told me he was pissed about his order. He complained his fries were to salty.
So you know what I did?
I gave him my ass. Then I refunded him for the fries. I walked out that bathroom with my head held high and asked the manager for a raise.
I was fired.
The point is is that life goes on. It gets better. So hang in there .
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WYHI?
I would rather cut my dick off, freeze it and ram it into my asshole.
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Re: why do women always resist when you try to put it in the wrong hole?
a lot of times you are firing away and it slips out
you wanna put it back in
and she goes
NO THAT IS MY ASS
and you wonder why it's not like that in the pornos
you doing it wrong, if they complain, just fiercly donkey punch them, a karate chop from behind to the neck,they pass out, you enter whatever hole seems apropriiate,when she wakes up ask her why she drank too much alcholol.
if she asks why her asshole feels like its on fire and why she feels as if taking spontaneous dump , tell her she must have eaten something bad.
srs qstion
u did this really?
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Coming from a no-muscle dude like you - something tells me Jay wouldn't give a shit what you think. Why are losers that have never succeeded at anything and have sorry ass physiques so damn jealous?? You come to a bodybuilding board so you obviously covet the muscle that you don't have
Hi Jay. You're not going to do any more Olympias are you?
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LOL ;D
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This thread rulz dude! :D
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Dramatic transformation from bloated mess to ripped freak
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Discussing Shitsoul...
it comes down to this basicaly:
every day drinking into oblivion, diabetic he already is, and alcohol is basicaly fermented sugar, so hes adding to that condition.
its a race between liver, heart and kidney whos gonna fail first or which will be the last organ standing.
i actualy think the kidney will go before the liver.
the other option is he sobers up somkewhat one day and realizes he wants a woman,any woman to admire him a bit, to be togehter with one, humans arent made to stay alone after all, but no such woman exists, and this will be followed up by depression triggered suicide.
its like having the choice between aids and cancer
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I am giving my oldest $1,000.00 in a brokers account
for trading and learning the markets.....11 years old, should be interesting. Will update on trades and outcome. Will have me to answer questions, but picking the investment vehicle and deciding when to sell etc all on the kid.
That is stupid. Put the 1,000 dollars towards my Getbig challenge.
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The chick in the background is smiling as if she cut his brakes
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Re: Phil Heath rents private jet for valentines day.
buncha kids who have 1/100 the amount of success or financial security as phil heath trying to hate on and lecture on him...Pretty sad.
Focus on your self
Just because he's got money, doesn't make him solid. He's got the mental complex of a bullied child and is fragile as a tulip.
I'm a fan of his, but he's one of the biggest pussies to ever step on stage. He always looks like he's ready to have an anxiety attack and go full Britney Spears.
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Re: Science confirms: Internet trolls are narcissistic, psychopathic and sadistic
who isnt narcissistic, psychopathic and sadistic ...
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Re: Science confirms: Internet trolls are narcissistic, psychopathic and sadistic
uberman keeping it real
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Dorian stil on "Beast Mode" and living it up
I see he's still maintaining a good TRT protocol, looking healthy and wealthy and living it up with his new found love for South American women (I know he's wife is next).
Seems to have relinquished his compatriot British girls, known for having loud mouths, poor genetics and poor respect for a man's needs.
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Great lookin' hoes
The one on his left, is his lawful wedded wife, show some respect.
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Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage
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He has a fluffer especially for this scene. Kept him large in a semi-flaccid state.
Just start your 'Penis Don' thread already; you've shown your expertise.
Three legs?
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Lobstah if it doesn't work with you and Shizzo what you say girl??
Shizzo ain't got shit on this fatty!
An Uncle Joon Motion Picture!
Staring....uh.....Uncle Joon! ;)
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I mean that literally....
Just had confirmation my purchase was successful:
I am now the proud owner of:
Babyshizzo.com
Shizzo81.com
I will turn it into a huge brand and success story, my guys are working on the website now.
Watch this space.
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Outstanding individual.
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Re: how much does a decent everyday engagement ring cost?
she says she wants to live with little anabolic by herself
and i will still be dating her
i went clubbing with her,
when i took her home we had hot sex
i ate out her pussy and she got on top in 69 said she gonna suck my dick just one time but she never did it before (lol she even used to suck my dick)
sucked me like a pro and i ate her pussy untill she cum
definitely it's because i told her this sweet 18 sucks like a pro she swallowed my cum i told her, and now she wants to prove she can do the same? i think... or just drunk and horny as sin ??? either way felt good
then i bang the shit out of her for a while high on sterons, havana club and possibly fake or legit cialis
could not cum after a while i called it a day and then cream pied her in the morning
Oh my god this is gross!!!!! >:(
Why would you even tell us this! I should report you to the owners of this board. Nobody here wants to here this we are talking about engagement rings!!
admit it you are slightly aroused
at least when you realize i got really swole vascular muscles
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This is the actual Publix Jason works at.
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Haha, hilarious!
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Take a damp cloth to that shelf you scruffy twat.
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Re: Attention Women Bodybuilders! I need your help!
My name is Abby Baker, and I am a dirty girl that enjoys touching myself while looking at female bodybuilders.
Can someone post some pics for me? The bigger the penori, the better.
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Re: Coco on the Surfboard
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Re: Moving away
I've recently discovered that a huge chunk of the women that I find attractive are from Norway.
If I moved out of the USA I would move to Norway to bang them.
It's cold there so I'm going to have to bring a jacket.
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Re: Flex Lewis is even taller than Branch
Flex looks big here though, nohomo
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Looks great till you realize that's a bench press stand behind him.
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From the email of Joshua:
Shizzo:
This isnt about apologizing to me or anything like that. Its way past that point. You called me out, dared me to come after you off the boards, called me every name available, and continued on your king shizzo you are invincible diatribe. Save some face and change the title thread and first post, you are just a top level bitch for doing this thread, grab some manhood.
Im banned from getbig, but I still enjoy it, and have the utmost respect for many posters:chaos, alex, bigmc,bigcyparmy of one, fitness frenzy, goodrum and even adonis (theres probably more). There are many posters that do not like me, and that is fine, I understand why but I still have respect for them also. You have drawn a level of hate from these people that has not been seen on getbig, and they CLEARLY do not want you back. The main problem is you dont actually understand how much you bother people and how much they dislike you, you are under some illusion that you are funny, and you are the farthest thing from funny and the closest thing to annoying. I have mental health issues, thats no secret, but i am aware of them. You have a barrage of these issues yet go along in life like you are perfectly fine---get some help.
So in the end, I dont give an eighth of a fuck about your apology. If you keep coming back here, I am gonna hammer back tenfold into your life. And you can tell the authorities or whoever you want because everyone knows at my end I just dont give a fuck. There really isnt anything for me to lose at this end, its not some kind of fairy tale i make up, its fact and everyone on here knows that. I am relentless when it comes to this, and I will make your life miserable.
Only way I would quit is if enough people decided to let you stay here and told me to back off. Do you see that happening? I sure dont.
After looking back on the events of the past few days, I have come to realise that I had this coming for awhile now.
I actually started this by posting Josh's videos and making fun of him for no reason.
When I was in timeout, I tried to act like billy badass, acting like I couldnt be touched.
You proved me wrong Josh.
I would like to get past this whole thing now.
I would like to continue posting here.
Truce Josh.
Bottom line: I messed with a guy with nothing to lose.
I scoffed at all the warnings.
Well Josh proved his point. I will never speak ill about Avesher again.
I just want to put things behind us, and continue to post here.
I will also look to improve my posting.
The first step is admitting that I try too hard sometimes.
You will see an improvement from me. I promise
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
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Re: Delusional Vegetarians
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Re: i ordered a steak then fled the restaurant
after ordering i was pondering about how much food this would buy me in the supermarket
and i got up, left and headed to the supermarket
wonder what they'll do with the steak that was already on the fire
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Megaladon that pic is photoshopped you dipshit.
Thank you. Very astute. Here is Jay with Laurence Fishburne.
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Could you imagine just for one moment
Can you imagine being Mike Tyson's towel punk?
Mike hollers at you from the bathroom. He wants his towel. You crawl in naked on all fours into the steamy bathroom where this big black buck has been washing his muscles after a hard days work. The towel gripped firmly in your teeth. He takes it. He proceeds to dry his glistening black body off. You watch in awe as his muscles tense and flex, and his Goliath genitalia bounces around freely. He's way bigger than you. You stand underneath him catching the drops of water from his body like drops of rain on a wet summers day. When he is finished he throws the towel on your face. The smell of negro flesh and soap permeate your senses. Your reward for a job well done. "Go get me my cologne and stuff", Mike barks at you. On your way out of the bathroom, you look at your girlfriend asleep on the bed. Mike completely ruined her. Fucked her into a coma. You think to yourself: I hope she still knows who I am when she wakes up.
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Re: Foam Rolls
Cross fitters aren't smart enough to foam roll.
Maybe some aren't but at least they all meet the height requirements for the rides at Disney
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i was driving around in the red light district and our eyes meet
instantly we recognize eachother, this fine ho i used to be friends with 5-7 yrs ago, i only used her services once or so back then, but i knew her pretty well since we talked a lot when i visited her coworker
so we catch up for a while, i give her some cash and strip down
she is literlaly blown away by my new size
SOOO BIG SOO BIG (groping my muscles)
BUT STILL SMALL HERE (grabbing my shiveled up cock and ballz)
it was pretty brutal
lol
at least i am legit "big" now, clearly she was not holding back
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cleanest natural is the most delusional person on getbig
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In contest shape at 200lbs I beat hi9m easily in a bb contest .. he looks great relaxed arms at his sides .. seen thousands of these ..
Hahaha...all the resident nutties and delusionals gang up to get their revenge in this thread...gayer than soliciting at the urinals
on a serious note...I am much better than that dude. Anyone who thinks differently is obviously gay.
better at what?
jerking off two cocks while being spitroasted by 3 more cocks?
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Honestly I am a bit much for most women... my size, radiating presence and no nonsense attitude is intimidating to modern conditioned girls who like to control boy toys. Only the best ones surrender and bask in my love juice.
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I Will Never Be The Same Man Ever Again
This weekend I managed to meet up with a beautiful blonde I met a couple of months initially and we've been flirting on whatsapp ever since, she hits all the spots for me, great ass, legs face...etc, posh as hell and lips to die for. Pretty much a proper head turner. We went out last night and I had my game on in full swing, I was loaded with a shit load of one liners, funny stories and deep intelligent convo all the while I wearing the gayest top I had showing my solid upper chest muscle. All of this with a combination of cocktails flowing all night and swanky spots in and around Shorditch area...the girl was mesmerised by the end she was "in the bag". Now its time to go back to my appartment, and this getbigger had only one thing on his mind.
We didn't waste time, and got down to biz from the moment we stepped in, then came my turn to get BJ, I layed on my back and within minutes I was in the "zone"...the girl was good, then soon the girl became amazingly good, she was upping her game as we went along. However, things started to take a strange turn from here on, she got fixated on my balls and was juggling them bad boys like hell (decent size now as I'm on HCG). Then she slowly started making her way down, in that area which I call the amber zone, the bridge just below your balls, part of me started to feel uncomfortable, however, the other part was surprisingly pleased at how cool it felt, but this was not the end. In a shocking move I was not expecting the hot girls digs her beautiful face in my ass and started tossing my salad in a way that makes Gordon Ramseys kitchen salad tossing skills seem like a paralympic Olympian racing against Usain Bolt. My mind was telling me this is a fight or flight situation, yet here I am lying down on my back, helpless, frozen and motionless like a possum, eyes rolling into the back of my head an all. she had a tight grip on scrotum and was working with the other hand on my rod....this girls knows what shes doing, shes done this before my mind tells me. Low and behold I had the strangest and longest orgasm ever, mind blowing shot-gun shit, there was no time to waste, I wasn't done and we went on to have a steaming session for a long while after.
Now here I am sitting in my living room feeling smug about my experience and looking at her pic, yet part of me feels like I should feel wrong about this, then the third part says its only homo if you want it to be....I will ponder this one for a little while and come to my conclusion which makes feel comfortable, in the mean time I am seeing her next weekend, and I have a feeling this prostate is gona get tongued yet again :P
Over
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i turn women down for having a less than spectacular hairline
it's gotta swallow the forehead and have unparallelled density
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Re: Question for BigRo and other HW bodybuilders: how easy is the pussy?
Anabolichalo, you lazy sack of shit, worry about your kid.
Though I think your life is one big troll job, but then again, who knows.
God I hope he is a troll - whatever that is - because if this is a real dude then the lil one he created is it least 1/2 douchebag. Guess my son will have to beat his ass if he encounters - shame though cause raised by a real man the boy could have a chance - that is depending on how strongly the tool gene carries
funny but my kid is gonna sodomize your kid in a fight
his mother drank voodoo medicine during pregnancy to make him powerful and brave as a lion
she said if they mess with him he gonna fuck everybody up, make them eat sand she said
too bad your pasty little white kid is gonna be a bag of smashed ass hole after you pick him up after school
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My best friends, a couple, came over tonight and I had a surprise in store for them.. the Arnold Classic webcast ;D
Had popcorn, coca cola and gummy bears .. both work out and understand nutrition, training and even drugs.. but besides some pictures , they never really saw a live contest. It was interesting to see their reactions (not familiar with who was on stage but they both have a very sharp eye for detail... learned it from me)
Here are some of their remarks..
"Why do they have such big thighs? Looks gross!"
"This guy has artrophied calves! (Wolf ;D )
"They look like shit, weird, Arnold looked so much better"
"They pose like they are about to take a dump.. why aren't they posing more elegant?"
These are reactions from two people, a man and a woman, who watched their forst bb show live online.
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Your Favorite Love Song
Post them up!
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Re: FINALS RIGHT NOW!!! - ARNOLD CLASSIC 2014 PREJUDGING LIVE STREAM & THREAD
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Ron delete my account i will pay u in advance.
Ron please delete my account! I will send u 200 dollars if you do this for me! I am man of my word! I send u money first if u want!
Regards
Joon
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Lol, reminds me of a guy i knew whos ex started dating his mate, his mate was winding him up about shagging her and he said " Just remember next time you are kissing her my cocks been in her mouth" ;D
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Please stop posting porn gifs everyone, i'm trying to read getbig together with my family. My wife suggested we spend more family time, so I linked up the forum to my flatscreen.
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Paris.....Milan......New York.......Berlin......
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This is what happens to all pro bbers when they lose their edge and start to drift away from their profession. You saw it with Craig Titus, Paul DeMayo, Flex Wheeler, Rich Piana, countless female BBers....they have literally nothing to replace that vacuum that was their bodybuilding lifestyle, so they go down some pretty weird roads experimenting with different lifestyle choices, and it usually ends badly.
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Wait for it.....
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How long would you let someone pee on you for $300 a day?
Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
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Well...just lost the bitcoin money I made....:(
The exchange I was using was FlexCoin and it just filed for bankruptcy today. I guess I'll have to downsize to a trail.....oh wait a minute I forgot. ;D I had some in cold storage but not much.
Just so you guys know, I was selling ebooks in addition to having a 600GH Monarch bitcoin miner running in my office. I'm deciding as to whether to move to a new exchange or just sell off the equipment. What do you guys thinks
Did you make enough money for a face transplant?
I bet Vissy isn't giving up that ass so easy now you're broke!
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Look, I know we like to joke around and make fun of him and gay this gay that, but truth be told he had a recent wake up call when he went in for a routine medical check up. The doctor simply asked him to tone down his lifestyle choices whatever that means.
He just kept going on "Doctor, it's not what you think bla bla.."
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Re: props to ace(dj181) - rapid mass gain
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
@wiggs
Yeah, women can be a nuisance. Always talking. It's something about having a vagina or something. Anyway. I recommend helping her polish her toenails, help her pick out the right wall paper color and giving going gay a shot. I mean that sincerely. You would make a lot of white boys happy. :D
Give this a try: Go to a gay bar. Any gay bar. Walk in like you own the place.
Shout out:
Who's ready for the blackcockocolypse!
They'll flock to you like disciples to a messiah.
Oh and trust me, you won't have to worry about them talking too much. Their mouths will be full. ;)
Good luck.
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Your bastard son will grow up to hate you.
no way
we gonna be pumping iron together
no need for steroids on his part as he has superior african genetics
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Interthreaduality (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=521952.0): How much do you spend on chocolatey, mushy whore goodness, AnalHalo? Such expenditures may well be contributing to your financial duress.
i stopped prostitutes
not worth the money
just masterbate to porno instead
let's see how long he can stay away from the prostitutes this time!
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Re: ACEDJ181?
TIMED OUT...WHAT DID I MISS...
He did not meet the minimum requirement of 150lbs at 5'11" in order to post here.
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Regarding Getbig being offline for the last few days:
Did Getbig died for us bitches?
Here is a knitting forum's general section. I'm sure they'd like us to visit from time to time.
http://www.knittingparadise.com/s-7-1.html
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Regarding CT Fletcher:
if you look up to this guy and get motivated by his videos, you are a peasant. graduate from peasantry and you don't need to watch these silly clips. just another liar.
i was just admiring the chocolate mountain of muscles
not ct, he's looking small
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Some people are secure/confident, and some aren't.
Some people seriously worry nonstop about what haters think of them.
I think Phil doesn't care what people think... he's the champ. Shout his praises. He earned it. He's the best ever - He'd obviously give ronnie a run for his money.
Phil posts pics of these spending sprees to inspire others to enter the profitable sport of pro bodybuilding. Kids see a private jet with paid pro athlete, and they decide to join a gym and eat protein and take useful supplements. He's just helping to grow the sport to higher levels every year.
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At what age did you figure out bodybuilding is gay?
???
Are you a fan now simply because you have already invested many of your formative years in learning the names of the various athletes, and feel a mixture of disgust and nostalgia as you talk about it?
Sort of like a bad 80s hair band that you rocked out to and yet nobody will cop to it.
Is Heath an excuse to get out now before its too late.
Warrant
White Snake
Ratt
Etc
All wider than Heath
i saw a video of body builders walking into the audience to pose
the camera swung to the audience which was full of men in tight t shirts looking very embarrassed
as oiled up men stuck their glutes in their faces
it crossed my mind at that point that it could be considered slightly homo
this is one of the gayest displays ever
i cringe when i see it
bb is so fucking gay
but the muscles are spectacular, they should find a les gay of presenting them
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I attended the 2007 New York Pro. I saw and met Kai Greene. I saw him pose on stage. I was 2nd row from the front. I saw him shake his buttocks. I think some of his sweat dripped off of him and flew on me. I was forever changed.
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It’s Getbig, And That's The Way It Is
Tbombz in his car tryin' to make ends meet
Anal recidivist, lick, stroke, and repeat
Doesn't want a job, he'd rather HIV on the street
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is
We say that Tren will end all your woes
You'll wake up sweaty, but impress bros and da hoes
It's all fake-ass shit, like Booty's tits and nose
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is
One thing I know is that Coach is real short
He worked out with Rory, and makes a living through sport
He hates Obama, but lacks a coherent thought
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is
Cswol droppin' pounds religiously
Partial-reppin' wigger of humanity
Forget that he's a fuckcakin' anomaly
It's Getbig (what?) and that's the way it is
Trolling is the word around this place
With Hebrews droppin' theories from outer space
We all know that Whitey is the number one race
Because it's Getbig (what?) and that's the way it is
Huh!
It's Getbig, and that's the way it is
You know it's Getbig, and that's the way it is
Because it's Getbig, and that's the way it is
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When choosing a tshirt, do you pick up your size and then subtract 2? lol
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Ok TA, accopella, first take, so be easy on me
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Marcel responds to himself:
ROFL
One of the two funniest fuckers on getbig.... Kwon is the other
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It's official: Cswol turned hebrew
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not funny, but food for thought:
hahahahahhaha brilliant
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Summersplash, X-Jam (those are the "Spring Breaks" of Europe), Tomorrowland (biggest music festival on planet earth, 360.000 people this year - sold out within 1 hour).
Guetta or Tiesto get up to 250.000 per gig, and Avicii is in their league now too.
I mean look at the crowds they play, that's simply unbelieveable:
all that money and still small
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Still waiting for Xfactor's expert opinion on the latest news.Maybe he's busy at work seeking out those late tps reports.
I am still here. Unfortunately I have one of those things called a life and a job, which we know you do not and don't try and debate other wise or post your fake photo etc..
Now at this point I can say I was probably wrong in my first assumption of a crash in the ocean. I admit that
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Can you guys rate my beard?
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At 20 years old.
Do I look like a twink?
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Went to a gay club last night
So last night I went to a gay club with a chick and her gay roommate, and we started dancing on the floor but it was packed and all these gay dudes where rubbing up against me, I wanted to stop dancing but she would not let me bail, when I took her home later on that night I banged her hard trying to ungay the night but having anal sex with her did not help. :-\
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i went for a drink with her today
groped her tits (they are tiny)
and slipped my fingers into her extremely short cut off jeans, i think i touched her pussy lips because my finger smell like pussy
she said she is a virgin
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For some reason women love doing this. I'd never ask for it, but I met this one chick in her mid 40's. Total slut. I was drunk as fuck and I saw her big fake tits and just asked her point blank "I want to feel your tits" She said yes, I started squeezing, before you knew it we were cabbing it to her place. I pull off my pants and she burries her face in my ass and starts licking my crack. I was violated but I let her do it. Not sure why she wanted to lick my butthole so bad.
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Research Update
Recently, the scientific community became aware of a case in which the patient's swoliosis was cured in its entirety through proper exercise, dieting, and the cessation of massive bloat-inducing compounds. This is exciting news for both the medical community and the population at large: we now know that swoliosis is curable through healthy living and not simply the draining of massive amounts of oil from one's arms.
A patient in full remission from the disastrous effects of swoliosis. Swoliosis was hitherto thought to be a chronic condition akin to diabetes, curable only via the drastic measure of surgically draining one's oil reserves.
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Post Modern Jay has something to say
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That jay picture man, lol.
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Bravo!
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Hah! The Sopranos vid is epic.
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The Sopranos video was made by IronMeister. :)
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Always carrying his protein dose with him ;D
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you should write a user guide
ok here goes:
How to mingle with black folk
Don't.
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Gaspari and Branch turning heads everywhere they go!
Admired by many. Every guy wants to be like em 8)
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Re: Senseless Anabolichalo Ramblings
fucking shit
i hate talking in a club
i'm just there to get drunk and squeeze tits
and of course hit some arm shots when at least one or two women at a time are admiring my arms in a nearly penisworship like fashion
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Re: Dr. Dena official appreciation thread
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=304122.0;attach=558109;image)
Her armpit looks like a vagina more than her vagina probably does.
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the bed an ocean of blue lust
Into which I skin dive
to be caught in the coral reef
by the old man
the sweet pain of his harpoon
as we drown in the frothy ocean waves
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Masterpiece!
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The MDMA is kicking in...
Re: Malaysian Airlines flight is missing, 239 passengers on board
asian are irrelevant people anyway. their lives doesnt have the value that the free white rest has.
Re: Brand new pictures of my prince dianabol
theres still time to flush it through the toilet
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Charles mansons current girlfriend.
Pays to be a killer
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Another fucking E-Romance.
::)
Big Ro's girlfriend on skype is hotter.
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I'm actually embarrassed I can recognize Ronnie's bicep veins and Dennis James' legs. Gayer than human rights watch.
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I'm a More Intelligent, Successful Black Man than Wiggs
Me: business magnate that expands into all sectors and conquers them, in a loving relationship with ONE person for many years, lifetime natural with well-sculpted physique, harnesser of advanced voodoo techniques to kill the opposition
You: predict imaginary events regarding comets, stuck paying women for sex or boinking hoodrat types with 5 kids, weed-induced paranoia havin' mothascratcha, failed investor (see below):
How those bitcoins and quarks doing, breh?
Quark: -63%
(http://s9.postimg.org/p3fcdg8an/Quark_QRK_Price_Chart_in_US_Dollar_08_Jan_29.png)
Bitcoin: -28%
(http://s2.postimg.org/71pb7f06x/Bitcoin_BTC_Price_Chart_in_US_Dollar_08_Jan.png)
Come at me bro
GOODSPEED
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I need to step my game up.
I have received zero honorable mention in this thread.
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This guy's pathetic - guys really exist like this?
Do guys like this actually really exist?
"Interestingly enough I noticed lately I don't really feel like dating. Don't get me wrong I still have desire for women, but I don't really feel like going on dates anymore. Now I'm not saying I wouldn't date period, if given a chance I'd go on a date. I just do not feel like really pursuing dates anymore. Which is funny since I only go on about 1-2 dates a year as is.
Though the reason for only going on 1-2 dates a year already is due to being rejected way before I go on any dates. So yes I do actually talk to women regularly, its just it only leads to being rejected. The few dates I do go on always end in rejection as well so its just a waste all around.
Prospects are grim, no potentials in sight, never any attention at all from women as women simply aren't attracted to me in the slightest. But also mixed with my total inexperience (virgin (I'm not looking for sex until marriage anyway so this is actually a good thing), never had a relationship, can't remember the last time I even touched a woman's hand). The future doesn't look so bright, if anything as I get older it just seems harder. Perhaps my growing disinterest in dating is a sign that I'm becoming wiser and more content with my situation."
Acceptance is often the wisest path in life.
There is a lot that happens to us/will happen to us that will redefine your concept of pain/emotional trauma. As young men in our arrogance we assume we understand life, but we do not understand the intensity of pain and loss that accompanies old age and the slow decline to the grave.
Only through learning acceptance can we find peace in the most traumatic times. I say this guy has got it figured out.
You think he's pathetic only because you cannot see things from his perspective. But not everyone is destined to find happiness through relationships. Better no relationship than a toxic or inadequate one.
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CSWOL shows that it's possible to have a midlife crisis on a budget.
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Would you go out clubbing in this top?
I think this is a bit too much even for me...I do wear some tight homo tops in the summer, but jeez, not even sure Gal is brave enough to brace this.
To un-homo this post: The girl's got some physique and knockers on her :P would hit til one of us drops.
(http://www.getbig.com/pics/usa/2002/misc/cormier-nadine.jpg)
You have to admit, it is convenient in that if it gets hot, chance are very good you won't get unsightly sweat stains in your armpits. So it's not just fashionable, it's functional. I like that in a garment.
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El Numero Uno Wins The Internet
member el numero uno inquired about something and was told he would have to do something in exchange for it
i was then asked to judge whatever el numero did whether it was worthy of what he asked for or not
well, it is beyond worthy-----he absolutely deserves what he asked for with this golden moment on getbig
I present to you el numero uno:
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Looking good Halo. 8)
What's the most amount of gear you plan on using?
1000mg
i had a dream about it
and i must follow my dream
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Re: Phil Heath rents private jet for valentines day.
I know for a fact that most pro BBers use private jets on a regular basis. Most of them just don't announce it. Their humility allows them to fly in private style without tweeting about it.
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Re: Be Sure To Stop By The Species Booth At The New York Pro
The New York Pro is in a few weeks. Be sure to stop by the Species booth to see the whole crew including myself. First 100 people will receive a free sample of our latest product.
Vince you should make your own protein. Call it Voodoo Vince protein, it's magic in a bottle...
"Be sure to ask everyone, 'What species are you?'"
After an extensive 3 day interview process, it was decided Vince had the look that most fit in with the theme Species are going for.
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Re: Do couples married for more than twenty years still have sex?
women shouldnt enjoy sex is my opinion
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a golden pussy is a pussy that maintains silky smoothness of the walls throughout the years and secretes a more viscuous type of pussy water during arousal, more slimy than watery if you will, to give an optimal balance between lubrication and friction of the cock and the walls. it is also aesthetically pleasing from the outside and lacks excess meat flaps
this is the golden pussy standard
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;D^^^
i thought it was common knowledge tho
golden pussy is hard to come by
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;D^^^
i thought it was common knowledge tho
golden pussy is hard to come by
Not at all, attend Cannes Fest in May ;D, o shit U will need invitation for all those glam parties.
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;D
Anabolachio has been in fine form of late.
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;D^^^
i thought it was common knowledge tho
golden pussy is hard to come by
I'm seeing a bitch at the moment with quite large meat flaps. Both fascinating and a little scary at the same time.
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I'm seeing a bitch at the moment with quite large meat flaps. Both fascinating and a little scary at the same time.
gross.
do her lips get pulled in while you administer pound time?
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Looks like Rons illegitimate son.
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gross.
do her lips get pulled in while you administer pound time?
can't feel them being huge while having sex with her.
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can't feel them being huge while having sex with her.
i mean get pushed inside her.
I had a meaty labia whore and her meat curtains would get pushed inside her
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i mean get pushed inside her.
I had a meaty labia whore and her meat curtains would get pushed inside her
I don't think this happens.
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I don't think this happens.
it does.
its one of the leading reasons for labiaplasty other than cosmetic.
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it does.
its one of the leading reasons for labiaplasty other than cosmetic.
x2
feels like you are dragging a judo sleeve in-out in-out
:-X
also make it harder to insert
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Re: Where are my Blue Stars?
I see obese women out and about wearing spandex, or half shirts and I am truly amazed at their lack of self awareness. A part of me is a little envious of their ability to walk around in those clothes, looking like an over stuffed sausage and not have a care in the world. I couldn't do that. I think Vince is the male version of the Walmart lady. On one hand, I can't fathom his total lack of self awareness on how awful he looks posing, on the other, I envy the total lack of shame.
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I might fuck this girl tomorrow. I will watch for this phenomena and report my findings back to Getbig.
Team vagina inspection.
post pics thx
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As I told you, it turned out that the import of cellphones was recently restricted in my country, so Uncle Junior had to send the money instead, and he did.
He's a man of his word. 8) 8) 8)
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Generation Iron (full movie on Youtube) !!!
......
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Re: Random pics
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/64611_10203050233438865_52034235_n.jpg)
A version with Ronaldo Coleman's face might be a suggestion for A'halo.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=401461.0;attach=560386;image)
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Re: Miss Thailand 2014
lol
OK - not actually Miss Thailand but Miss Tiffanys which is obviously a tranny thing.
Still - if you can fuck a chick with a big stomach or bad breath or some other impediment - I'm not sure why you can't overlook a small penis.
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His problem now is that his body is shrinking at a different rate than his head.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=528683.0;attach=560298;image)
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Arnold's height loss
Arnold was a legit 6'1.5"-6'2" guy in his prime. Sadly he is no longer even close to that height. Here is a recent pic of him next to 5'11"-6'0" Jimmy Fallon. Has Arnold lost serious height? Yes he has.
BTW, a prime Arnold would have had an easy 2" on Fallon.
It's from his wallet and balls weighing him down.
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Re: Partying for bodybuilders
these haters trying very hard to pretend not to see him
but inside they are melting
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Response to the latest photo of Adonis...
thats the perfect body of a black man who would throw a fit in mcdonalds about that large french fries
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Response to the latest photo of Adonis...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=528326.0;attach=559982;image)
thats the perfect body of a black man who would throw a fit in mcdonalds about that large french fries
Photo added for reference. :D
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Photo added for reference. :D
Stylish pair of shoes, you have good taste.
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The bird has a bigger chest in this call-out of the titans.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=528326.0;attach=559982;image)
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The bird has a bigger chest in this call-out of the titans.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=528326.0;attach=559982;image)
;D
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The bird has a bigger chest in this call-out of the titans.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=528326.0;attach=559982;image)
Shoes on the mantelpiece - classy.
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Shoes on the mantelpiece - classy.
Those shoes are 1000 dollars! I moved them out of the way. They are Tramezza by Ferragamo.
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Those shoes are 1000 dollars! I moved them out of the way. They are Tramezza by Ferragamo.
Even the bird is appalled by your decision to put them up there.
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Even the bird is appalled by your decision to put them up there.
Yah, I took the little tophat off that he usually wears which may explain some of his disdain.
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Yah, I took the little tophat off that he usually wears which may explain some of his disdain.
lol. now that was funny.
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A strong return from iMeister 8)
Re: In case any of you have forgotten the natural order of things...
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Those shoes are 1000 dollars! I moved them out of the way. They are Tramezza by Ferragamo.
You own a pair of $1,000 shoes?
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Those shoes are 1000 dollars! I moved them out of the way. They are Tramezza by Ferragamo.
$1000 for a pair of shoes, you think you'd be able to afford a cupboard for them.
This way, they don't get in the way.
On the downside, you don't get to 'accidentally' include them in a side bicep and subsequently tell everyone how much they cost.
Pros & cons, see?
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You own a pair of $1,000 shoes?
I was shoe shopping in Singapore - most of the shoes in this shop were about $150 - so grabbed a bunch and tried them on and settled on a pair.
Got the the checkout and she rung up $650. What do you do? Say "shit, I ain't paying $650 for them?" or hold up your head and say "sure, $650 - you take Amex?"
Like a dick, I took option 2....
True story
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$1000 for shoes...
That is something inconceivable in my world ;D
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$1000... I thought that TA was a rational person...
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here's a quote fuck these quotes, the ultimate warrior is dead. pay your respects you bums!
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here's a quote fuck these quotes, the ultimate warrior is dead. pay your respects you bums!
WIP! (Wrestle Worship In Peace)
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Valintines day on twitter, i know kind of fucking old news , is the Guy officially divorced yet?
or is latina mother in law ok with her daughter banging a married separated man ???
Jay Cutler @mrojaycutler Feb 14
Happy valentines day @101barraza miss you always Mom
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Look at that Morrish decor Cutler chilling in with a couple of exotic chicks like a King from Andalucia back in the day. Living the dream
(http://realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Misc/True_Negros/Assorted/Slaves_and_the_harem/paint57.jpg)
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Wolfox is...................... .....
Shizzo ! :o
Dude remembers me from Mayhem.........has to be Shizzo.
If not,I`d like to ask him what handle he used on Mayhem.
The End
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Hey FF.you gotta` include Grape Apes "banana flavred underpants" post in here bro......fucking hilarious. ;D
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Hey FF.you gotta` include Grape Apes "banana flavred underpants" post in here bro......fucking hilarious. ;D
please post it yourself, bro. I don't reach so many posts these days. :)
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please post it yourself, bro. I don't reach so many posts these days. :)
Wes is so old that he invented the internet himself, but he forgot to read the manual.
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Wes is so old that he invented the internet, but he forgot to read the manual.
I feel bad for him.
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Unemployed and loving it!
Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.
This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!
Do it! Use up those earmarked dollars and live the life, that's what they are for.
Don't forget to enjoy a glass of wine too, it will keep you from doing productive shit like applying for jobs and other traps.
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please post it yourself, bro. I don't reach so many posts these days. :)
Will do brother. :)
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Wes is so old that he invented the internet himself, but he forgot to read the manual.
I feel bad for him.
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You brought two too many.
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You brought two too many.
Great flick!
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Great flick!
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don't make this into a circle jerk. :P
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Look back to your late teens/early twenties. What would you have done differently?
I would have quit drinking before I flushed 15 years down the toilet. Banged higher quality trim instead of hitting anything that would have hit me back, not gotten a couple stupid tattoos, got a job i liked, travelled more.
Heavy squats/light good mornings / 30 minutes bike today = BB related
i would have never knocked up baby mama :-X
twice :-X
Twice? She's pregnant again? WTF is wrong with you?
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This thread is hilarious ;D ;D
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Quote from: Simple Simon on April 09, 2014, 07:12:00 AM about ESFitness pictures
He has Palumboism but hasn't even had the body that usually precedes it.
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Re: Who Is The FACE Of GetBig?
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Man did I have a fucked up nightmare. No joke
Last night. I had a dream I was driving in a car somewhere with this woman that I talk to. We were driving down an interstate. For whatever reason I don't remember we stopped somewhere but there were no people. As I get out of the car. I see a group of 4-5 what I thought were people off into the distance. As they get closer, I notice the people were not people but beings. At some point I realize they were alien greys (demons). At first, I get this sense of absolute terror that floods my body and I become petrified. I don't think I've ever been more afraid in my life. Their faces were expressionless. As these things get closer, that terror changes into an anger that I've never expressed while awake. I so full of energy and power and anger. I let out this primal yell at these fallen angel fucks and started to bum rush them yelling Christ's real name and cursing at the same time. The next thing I know I'm awake in real life and find myself yelling. lol
I usually never have these kinds of dreams so It certainly did a number on my head. It's good to know I didn't puss out to these m o t h e r f u c k e r s when it came time to face the music. Christ is on my side and as soon as I realized this, that fear changed to power and these "alien grey" fucks had no chance. Bring it you fucks. I'm ready. Hebrew Wiggs vs. Alien Grey Demons. Wiggs FTW.
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I think you have extensive programming. This in NOT a joke BTW. Make what you will of it.
Re-imagine the moving scenes, flood each scene with violet and put a big brown X on each of those beings. Then, at the end, put yourself in violet with a brown merger symbol at the pineal. Then stay in chocolate brown for a while until you come back to normal. I will not explain here what is programming, why etc .. but you need to take control of it before it takes complete control of you. Stop with the Christ thing as well.. you have New World Religion programming as well as a bunch of other types...
The violet will filter and protext, and the brown X will short circuit the activated alters within you programming matrix. The brown merger will reintegrate those programmed personalities in your original personality.
Don't fall for Sev's seemingly helpful advices, Wiggs. It's a trick! Support is often a ruse employed by the unscrupulous. Sev won't define 'prog-ramming' because he knows only too well that it stands for "progressive ramming," i.e., a series of gradual and expanding intrusions into one's inner core: (see below) from right to left. It's how "they," those wily bastards, go about collecting one behindmind at a time. They begin by bending spoons, then move on to people. It's not just your soul which is at risk. You will be broken beyond repair. :-X
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Ironmeister is back!
All hail the king!
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Re: Senseless Anabolichalo Ramblings
clubbing was a disaster, no girls wanted me
so i then said fuck it and drove to red light district
i then went to one black hooker, my dick was real strong but because of all the booze or because of the condom i couldnt cum
i ate out her pussy in the end while trying to jerk off
i then went to a second black hooker
we 69'd and i was real good to go, her pussy was deliscious
in doggy finally a hooker that didnt try to trick me by bending her back the wrong way etc, no she did it like in the pornos with back bent the right way and deliscioous ass flapping around
after i took her number for future patronizing of this prostitute
overall i think i should give up on clubbing :-\ and just stick to prostitute
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)
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(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night) ;D
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(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night) ;D
Lol the stuff (homeless men's) dreams are made of ;D
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Very Offensive Tattoo
I'll be totally honest, call me homo or jomo or all you like, if this bint was at mine and when it got down to it I see this shit....I would snap and kick her out in the street to make her own way home...I couldn't care less if she was a 10/10.
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I am sure getbiggers would not have a problem with this one. :D
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Toka Swola getting ready to ride on all these fake ass muscle men -
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Needs to work on his trigger discipline.
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My day starts with a good laugh ;D
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(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night) ;D
this kid has no shame.
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BREAKING NEWS: Flex Wheeler is FREEMASON now, lol
Flex is on his way to be most aesthetic freemason. Keep it up Flex.
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THIS ;D ;D
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a relationship VS regular prostitutes: let's break down this matter with science
list the pros and cons of both and your conclusion of what's better
prostitute
pros:
*no matter how ugly you are you can always get a really fine babe
*no quareling, no bitching, no complaining
*25-50 € per fuck, this can be a lot cheaper or a lot more expensive than a girlfriend, depending on how frequent you would fuck them
*no need to go with her to church and irritating family/friends
*if they get fat, old or you get bored, you take a new younger one
cons:
*prostitute is not in the house, ready for sex when you want to, you gotta drive over there and all that mess
*prostitute dont fuck without condom so it's not even close to being as good
*prostitute many time tries to trick you, try put dick between her legs not her pussy hole, or rotate her pelvis the wrong way in doggy, to irritate you
*no true love, nobody to cry to in the face of disaster
*no cooking, no cleaning
girlfriend
pros
-raw sex anytime you want
-cooking and cleaning
-emotional support and true love stories
cons
-tons of expenses on clothing, hairsalons, manicures, grooming items etc
-lots of bitching and moaning
-hours on the phone everynight with their sister/friends giving you a headache wondering why are you even there
-they can cheat on you and statistically probably will
-they get old and fat
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Re: Is is possible to get Adobe Photoshop for free.....?
Thanks for all the help guys, just finished downloading adobe elements and it came with a free Trojan Horse so hopefully that will make the software run faster or something
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BigCyp has plenty of gems in his posts. :D
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You owe me $1250.00
You got two weeks to pay it back.
Steal, beg, borrow, suck gay cock I don't care.
Two weeks is all you get.
Don't want to pay
See what I do to your miserable life and I ain't talking about fucking calling up Walmart or your mum and dad.
Two weeks, all you get fuck face!
Sorry Junior, but I dont owe you anything.
All the money you gave me was from winning bets, making videos, and doing pushup contests for charity.
A betting man with honor would know that.
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(http://www.ronniecoleman.net/newsletters/images/uk4.jpg)
(http://www.zonecapone.com/bilder/tattoos/bigtatt.jpg)
Huh? So, when this dude masturbates he actually looks down and see Ronnie jerking him off? Awesome ::)
I think most of us have gotten a tat or 3 to celebrate bodybuilding wins of our top favorites.
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What the fuck is that emerging from between her strangely-misplaced tits? Kuato?
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Uncle Junior roid rage:
When he threw that punch I reeled back in my computer chair and toppled over hitting my head on the floor. I got an ice pack and should recover shortly.
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fuck i think i lost my phone at the gymnasium, fuck nooo
i cant find it
when i call it with my house phone it still rings :-\
you do realize you can type these daily problems of yours into a google search engine and get better responses than you get here, right?
Some other links easily found on google that may be of assistance to you...
www.aspergerssociety.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome
www.autismspeaks.org/what-autism
www.autismspeaks.org/family-services/resource-library/adults-autism
www.ncld.org/adults-learning-disabilities/living-disability-tips/learning-disabilities-adulthood/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide/dependent-personality-disorder
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Haha, I oversaw that comment.
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I refuse to log in, or post until Shizzo, Uncle Junior, and Wolfox are banned.
The reasons are clear enough, they are absolutely ruining this board.
I will not make a single post, or log in until they are gone.
If noone else is with me, and my leaving doesn't hold enough weight to ban all three of these tits then so be it,
Adios.
This is what you fuckers get for pressuring me to get a job. I had this place on lock and many great discussions going. Sleep in your bed now Getbig.
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As follows:
-Josh pissed of so many people on here with his real life stalking, damaging their business interest etc and after calling Shizzo's work and family and shit people finally had enough.
-They all conspired against him via pm to decide what the options were.
-There was talk of sending people down to his house (cos people knew his address) and beating shit out of him
-There was option to go legal and produce evidence etc
-They were in late stages of this when I heard from it (I was in Dubai at that stage)
- I said all above is fucking stupid, just leave it and it will all blow over, shizzo is big boy and no real life harm has actually been done and if it had there was a process that needed to be follow and any vigilante shit would just cause problems with the law etc.
-When it came down to it they decided to play prank on Josh and give his phone number out on advertisement board offering free TV (this is how tough it got when it came down to the crunch) ;D
-I said diplomacy was best way forward and I took responsibility of the "Josh problem" and decided to talk with him and settle based on my experience with my x fiance who had bordline personality disorder so I have experience in dealing with deranged people cos I am pretty fucking nuts myself, although in totally different way than Josh and took it upon myself to reform and mentor him.
I gave 1K to his charity and set him weight loss challenge to steer him on right course.
Bikinislut my girlfriend got pissed off and said "why you giving that guy money" he doesn't deserve it.
I said "babe leave it to me just go buy some shoes, get a manicure and relax I know what I am doing"
She wasn't happy about any of this.
I made deal between BS and Josh that they both would leave each other alone.
Then obviously Josh being pycho the way he is turned on me cos he got upset I was taking the spotlight from him as official get big pyscho and the susan fitness episode upset him because he felt he needed to be given credit for that owning and was thinking my ego had got out of control and that I was claiming all the glory for myself
At the same time me and BS were fighting a bunch because of the Groink dinner claim episode and she decided to give me her password and account and wanted off get big. (this was before above so timeline might not be quite right) but you get the picture.
Then I started fucking my x fiance again and probably got her pregnant and she wants to marry me now.
I also wanted to fuck some other chick on here and we are in late stages of arranging a vacation.
All the while I was upping the dose on test to 750mg and just wanted to eat and fuck all the time and its made me want to party and start taking coke so I became more insane than normal and started getting roid rage at shizzo because he made fake pm and posted it saying I wanted to see him wank off on skype and later admited it was a lie and he was upset cos I called him an obese degenerate fucktard.
Then I got mad and offered to feed shizzo to the crocodiles in Florida and made fake video pretending to have roid rage.
Then Bigmc and Vince Basile call me up on the phone to see what's really going on.
I wanted to go fuck hooker today like I did yesterday cos Anabolic halo had inspired me but I got stim dick from the Frenzy preworkout and couldn't do it.
Rest I cant remember
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This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.
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This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.
Thank you for your contribution, much appreciated!
xoxox
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Imagine being possessed like Wiggs! The poor buggar. No, Zane would be some obnoxious know it all. Someone like Hurricaine Beef. That jerk sent me messages saying Christine was prettier than my ex! Who else but Zane would need to do that?
While we're at it, someone ban this boring old fuck.
An angry Kiwi. One day you will be a lot older, too. I mix with young guys at my gym. I don't see that the age difference makes any difference at all there or on the internet. No smart asses at my gym because I would soon dispatch them.
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This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.
Then add these quotes to this thread. Problem solved.
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I once cracked one off in an airplane bathroom
Had some porn on my phone, plugged my headphones in and went to work.
I blow my population paste in the toilet and open the door and there was a flight attendant and some dude standing there. She's shaking her head and he says. "We could here that" I assumed he meant me flushing. Went back to my seat and realized my headphones were only in the jack about half way. I could here it in the head phones but it was also coming out of the speaker on the phone.
I wanted to be invisible so bad.
Does this qualify as the mile high club?
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BigCyp Come Back---By Potato
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Re: Dave Palumbo in the hospital yet again!
Palumbo's kidneys are so black that George Zimmerman tried to shoot them
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going back to work is really gonna destroy my life
currently i am living the dream
*sleep late until 09:30-10:00
*browse getbig while cooking chicken breast and rice
*complete my breakfast around 11:00
*take a nap untill 12
*browse getbig for a few hours
*prepare and eat another meal
*hit the gymnasium
*browse getbig for some hours
*prepare and eat another meal
*go to bed around 01:30-02:00 am
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Initially we were talking june/july for the offical get big Ibiza meet up, now its august... I wont be looking quite as good by then.
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Offer to Anabolichalo (Sex but No Homo)
I feel bad for you having to fork out all these monies on third world diseased vaginas. Come with me to Ibiza and like I did here with my mate, not only will I hook you up to the best of my ability, but I will even make sure when you get a BJ, I'll quality check her performance and make sure she goes throat deep on you....even if its happens in the middle of a busy street like it did here.
Cant get a better wing man than this.
I'll be renting a multi bedroom apartment or villa in August, don't worry about food either, you just have to get yourself here and back. The rest leave it to me.
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do you realize how many 20 euro hookers such a vacation could buy me?
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Re: Ada takes you on a tour of our new apartment
good place for a suicide
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HAHA, what thread is this from?
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bodybuilding.com
;D
home of the trolls with rich imagination
That's gold, some of the funniest shit I've read in ages.
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bb.com used to be epic untill the mods got all anal
some legend threads were salvaged tho by reposts on other websites
Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.
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My great gran pappy got his bunghole tickled by an italian lady whore who went by the name of Issabella. Only porn he needed was an old tintype to "immortalize the occasion."
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BigCyp Come Back---By Potato
lol potato is the new queen of getbig
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Why rename Night of Champions?
Used to be such a cool event, became lame with the name change "New York Pro". What happened? ???
Ben Brantley calls A Night of Champions a triumphant blend of heroic moxie and monastic reflection: "Mixing elements of Augustinian confession and Pantagruelian picaresque, Marty Champions' dazzling one man show is like a Waiting for Godot where Godot not only shows up, he brings Zarathustra along to join him in taking a pyramid shit on your most accepted beliefs. Folks, this is 'Theatre of the Absorbed' – you'll laugh yourself to sleep and weep until your sides split. Absurd, you say? Put down the heme-iron and come find out!" Rating: 4/4 crates of raped grapefruits.
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Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.
X 2 ;D
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Jay looking totally alpha
8)
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"Someday Ricky, someday...." Ricky couldn't help but feel his humors boil while staring at the manstallion in charge of the Axe hair gel booth. When he snapped back to the real world, he was thumbing the rim of his engorged glans. "No homo Ricky, no homo... "
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Jay owned on hairstyle..!
he won't recover :'(
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2010 BMW 328IX 22000
worth it??? 48km mint condition white on black interior
with 19 inch aftermarket wheels
I think you should get the car!
I bet you will love the exhaust tone, try listening to it while you're in a closed garage. Its breathtaking.
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haha i just saw your sig
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Re: Trunks found in Vegas - A missing link?
From CNN 2014-05-20:
"World press has gotten preliminary reports that a hotel maid recently extracted what scientists believe to be Bob Chicerillo's posing trunks from a crevice behind the Ice Machine outside room 7 of the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.
The posing trunks, in the bodybuilding industry also known as "Battle thongs", were found by accident by a working maid who dropped her earring behind the rustic machine that has been out of order because of clogging since the early nineties.
The hotel maid didn't know what treasure she had got ahold of until she showed the finding to the hotel manager, a seasoned "bodybuilding fan" who identified the thong in seconds by the color, texture and, even, odour that had miraculously been presevered in an almost mint condition inside an ice block since circa 1993.
The lead archaeologist Michael Chrichton explains the importance of this find. 'The DNA results are still pending but if found authentic, these trunks may help to unravel some of the mysteries surrounding the inner workings of IFBB contests.'
At this time Mr. Chicerillo has declined to comment."
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^^^^^^^
:D
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Name of this girl?
......
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=531908.0;attach=562174;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=531908.0;attach=562175;image)
Pug nose
Hair extensions
Fake veneer teeth
80's cut off jean jacket
Pirate boots of peace
5/10 would not hit.
Side note* Puerto Ricans have 2 moods. 1: I want your babies inside me 2: Cut your dick off in a jealous rage.
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this is a stellar run of posts here
I find it shocking that a so called adult can log onto a computer a can't post more coherently than a baboon with epilepsy could.
You fucking suck at posting and you fuck men. Gayner.
Your favorite food is nuts.
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I need some help with this one....It had to do with porn
Someone said something LIKE......
"I can't get off to porn anymore unless the girl is being thrown out the 10th floor window"
Rob maybe could help? It was pretty funny but I don't think I have it quite accurate.
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I need some help with this one....It had to do with porn
Someone said something LIKE......
"I can't get off to porn anymore unless the girl is being thrown out the 10th floor window"
Rob maybe could help? It was pretty funny but I don't think I have it quite accurate.
Simply press on 'quote' and then copy-paste it here
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Re: HOLY PALUMBOISM
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Re: Warren Buffet's daily diet
Veggies: Corn on cob, french fries, hash browns.
fruit: banana cream pic, strawberry shortcake.
several cherry cokes a day.
never drinks water.
plenty of mcdonalds. Lived on McD hamburgers (using coupons) the entire time he visited china.
Dude is obviously abusing the fuck out of aas...Jesus judging by the look of him I'd say at least 5 mg of test E, 1 mg tren (for the grainy look), 2 mg primo, 7 mg deca, 1 Iu gh, and .5 mcg superdrol per fiscal quarter at least... Chugging Cherry Coke by the gallon due to his insulin abuse...Very sad. He must be getting upwards of 10g of protein a day, dude will be on dialysis soon at this pace..
Dead by 125...
(http://images.bwbx.io/cms/2013-06-10/0610_buffett_630x420.jpg)
Warren is a disciple of the IIFYM/Adonis Principles ideology. A convert from the "I dont care what I look like I shit gold bricks" camp. Plus, when his heart stops working, he'll just buy a new one. Donor waiting lists don't exist for ultra wealthy Oracles.
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Cutler was the most overrated bodybuilder of all time. He only won, due to the fact that he had no competiton. He wouldn't have even cracked the top 10, let alone the top 6 in the 1990's. Many say that Yates was overrated, but look who he beat!
Cutler was blocky, with a 50" waist, absolutely NO striations in his upper body and the worst arms in the business, had the soft look, as though he was always in offseason condition. He never imo had the wow factor. Levrone, Yates, Wheeler, Ray, Sonbaty, Coleman, Cormier, Dillett, Demayo, Priest, Clairmonte, Francois, Taylor and even Ruhl, Schlierkamp, Munzer, James, were in another league in their prime. Cutler couldn't shine their shoes. The only competition Cutler had, was an aging and broken down Coleman, Dexter Jackson (a poor man's version of Shawn Ray), Victor Martinez and Melvin Anthony (2 guys who would have both placed outside of the top 10 in the 90's, and Wolf, who was a little more impressive (at times) than Ian Harrison (and we know how he placed in the 90's). Honestly, I wouldn't even put Cutler ahead of guys like Matarazzo or Baker (in their prime).
You must be a real hoot at parties.
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The American Negro is a perpetually underperforming minority which has supplanted the father figure with the state whilst inculcating an incredible sense of entitlement. To make matters worse, the American Negro engages in an absurd amount of crime as it suckles upon the governmental teat.
Further, the American Negro tragically upholds a tapestry of Bronze Age mythology (literally) whipped into it by its former masters as a desperate means of escaping its tragic lot in life by retreating into the ideational realm, pretending that a text obsessed with shell fish avoidance behavior and eternal torture is the product of the creator of the universe and worth basing one's life upon.
The American Negro is reason 1002 why America is "done". I've gone a long way in changing this sobering fact with my inventive entrepreneurial ventures; what have you done to help, sir?
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Wait wes, are you implying that wolfox leans backwards against the open bars of the gorilla cage wearing banana flavored underpants while he pretends to check the zoo map?
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Would u hit it?
(http://i.imgur.com/RHUbBq0.jpg)
Incest is best!
...Put your sister to the test!
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Re: 2014 Arnold Classic Brazil - Competitor Lists and more
Roelly Winklaar
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From Uncle Joon:
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rofl... is this for real?
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I need some mentoring here guys.
I'm having a real problem accepting American women and their multitude of moral, ethical and personality flaws. I know I'm not perfect by any means. But I do try to lead a righteous lifestyle. And I follow dietary laws of Bible (no pork, no seafood without scales, no non-split hove animal with doesn't chew its cud) and most importantly following the Ten Commandments. Nothing unreasonable.
Perhaps it's because I'm older and tolerate much less than I would 10 years ago, but it seems as of over the last year, I'll date and leave a woman really fast if it doesn't go my way. I find this to be a troubling trend. I don't think what I'm asking for is unreasonable, perhaps I need to hang out in Churches? It's getting quiet frustrating and I'm starting to feel guilty about it. Yes, I am a beautiful man with glasses. I've always been able to get 8s and up (except when I went through my fat, depressed stage). But it is no longer just about looks. I must be able to tolerate living with this woman. She must live by the same principles, she must be Hebrew, she should be classy, she should have domestic skills or be willing to learn. No children preferred but I'll accept her having 1 little Hebrew, but that's it. She must work.
The bad part in all this is I could pull ass all day especially with me in decent shape but I don't want just empty fornication. I'm done with that. I want something real, but I'm not settling. I think I may have to find a Hebrew female from another country or I should move outta Vegas because I think it's jaded me. We are notorious for having wack ass broads.
Ahhhhh. That felt good to get out. Thanks for listening.
First, lose this "Hebrew" bullshit and the delusion that you're a "beautiful man with glasses." Last I saw, you were a pretty fat black fellow.
If you're a Jew, well, Shalom. If you're not, as I said, the revisionist history crap doesn't endear you to anyone, women alike. As I've told you before, the notion that black people ruled the world until 2-3 centuries ago, then fumbled all of the marbles is a self-defeating testament to "mighty blackie."
If I need to explain why, you'll have to try harder indeed to disappoint me; suffice to say, for history to have revised itself so profoundly, so dramatically across the entire globe (the North Americas, Europe, Asia, the greater Russian territories) would entail some SERIOUS white-on-black ass-kicking.
... Just how did that happen, particularly if "black Hebrews" are "God's chosen people"?
Kibbitzing aside, you don't have a problem with American women. They have a problem with YOU and your crazy ideas.
My advice? Get in shape, stop spouting quite so much bullshit to everyone around you (remember, a bar is NOT Getbig) and just relax.
... and if that doesn't work, order a call girl. She won't give a flying fuck about Hebrews, aliens, your false prediction of the world's end in 2012 or any other such thing. All she'll care about is how much you'll pay her for a blowjob.
Have fun with that.
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Anyone else see thr resemblance?
The likeness is uncanny, this can't be a coincidence? ???
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Franklin:
(http://i.imgur.com/mCfBJYl.jpg?1?7868)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29547.0;attach=49492;image)
Michael:
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130321125926/gtawiki/images/a/a7/Artwork-Michael-GTA5-CharInfo.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=425331.0;attach=469003;image)
Trevor:
(http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/b/b7/Trevor-GTAV-BurningCar.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=333264.0;attach=373817;image)
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^^^ Good stuff ! :D
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Oldie but funny:
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this thread is pretty funny:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=515060.0
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Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings
when baby mama will come to take back her things and return mine
i will have two bodybuilders with me to help me and protect me like kenneth and kevin protecting RC from nasser comparisons
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Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings
beat me to it
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What u reckon that is erect?
Gold.
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Re: The TRUTH about Phil Heath!
I hate that guy. He's such a fraud. Most insecure Mr. Olympia ever. Almost can imagine him waking up in a terror sweat because he had a nightmare that his Sandow trophy's been stolen from his reinforced steel safe.
If you think for one second that ANY Mr. Olympia is a self-confident, self-secure individual, you are sadly mistaken.
What do you think drove them in the first place?
I'll answer that for you: Insecurity and lack of self-confidence. I really don't care who argues or with what "logic" ~
As time goes on, these competitors become even less "confident" and more delusional, narcissistic, paranoid and worst of all: Lonely.
After all of this, the extremely detrimental things that these guys put their bodies through affects their minds in a highly adverse way. If you had to measure Stressed-out vs. Self-confidence with these guys, the former would win every time.
Hardcore bodybuilders that never even hit a Pro Stage are exactly the same way, if not worse.
Some people think that success is the equivalent of self-confidence. Well, it is not.
You have to be motivated by something. You might say it's money, fame, women... whatever. Yes, these things are a part of it, but they are not the underlying cause to someone taking things to the level that "celebrities" do.
I understand that thinking about whether or not I'm full of shit causes question, but when you work with these guys for years and years and years, and grow "up??" together... you see it. Crystal clear.
Over-achievers are most often insecure individuals as children. They have something to prove, and this is the driving force.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=261923.0;attach=302901;image)
that's obviously a photoshop. Some internet hater trying to depict Phil Heath as a smug showoff.
In the original image, Phil is holding a peacock that he rescued from a roadside injury. You can totally see the squiggly lines in the money fake version.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=534110.0;attach=562800;image)
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My lucky penny
19 years old. Gas station. The first order of business was to fish all the change out the toilet in the men's restroom. It was full of piss, so I hesitated. The manager came in to take a piss, he asked why fuck didn't get all the change out yet. 'That's just about what you make an hour' he told me. I asked for gloves, he asked me if he looked like Mr. fucking Clean. I closed my eyes and held my breath and dunked my hands into the toilet. Suddenly I felt something on the top of my hand. The manager was pissing all over my arm. I asked what he was doing. 'Shut the fuck up and get that good ass money out the toilet'. The pennies-which were the smallest-kept slipping out my fingers. 'Get that money!' he'd yell as he pissed on my arm. They kept slipping. Finally I got one, but his stream of urine knocked it out of my fingers. This time he flicked his penis toward me and got his piss all over the back of my neck. 'Get them Lincoln's!' he kept barking at me. Thank God he eventually ran out piss.
After the whole ordeal was done and over with, he walked up to me and patted me on the back. 'I'm just trying to motivate you kid' he said to me. I said thank you for giving me this opportunity. I asked if I could keep the change. He took out a penny and flicked it my way. I caught it. 'That's for doing a good job' he said. 'Now get your ass back to work'. I felt like a million bucks.
I still have that penny. I sometimes smell it to remind me of how fortunate I really am. It still smells of piss after all these years. I have wined and dined with the rich and the famous with that foul smelling penny in my pocket. It took me places. It's my lucky penny. Dream big, work hard and don't be afraid to get a little piss on your hands. Who knows, you may one day have a lucky penny of your own.
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The creepy thing is that Steve Blechman and that hebrew far right aren't shopped.
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The creepy thing is that Steve Blechman and that hebrew far right aren't shopped.
Blechman probably came in his pants there. :-X
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Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings
lol I post my pics not to one up Halo or anyone else but just to share what I,m building and shaping no homo.
dont listen to groink
him just jealous of your steller physique worthy of battle in thongs at mount olympia
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Blechman probably came in his pants there. :-X
Blechman looks like a 9 year old girl seeing a boy band for the first time.
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I just spent 30 minutes looking at pictures of Candice Swanepoel.
Back in the day I never gave a fuck about hot women. I banged hot girls, and I banged average girls. I was always like, so what, bitches ain't shit. Now I'm starting to crave dime piece hotties all day. I think this is happening because...
a. I'm getting older and I'm afraid my dime banging days may be winding down.
b. The internets and it's unlimited supply of gorgeous naked sluts
I think I need to change my permabulker status and get leaner. Only then can I ensure that I'll continue to bang 9's and 10's. The thought of being stuck banging 5's has me terrified. Help me Getbig.com.
I totaly understand you are a creepy loser who no hot woman would talk to in real life so you spend the day looking at pictures on the internet.
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Human Dog
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Re: back to work starting tomorrow, depressed as shit about it
as it was my first day i didnt really have to work yet and was just given tours pretty much
visited one of the companies i used to work, they are a customer to this new company. funny walking in there was a blast from the past
the same mindless drones, plodders as they are called, still doing the same miniscule tasks
depressing ;D but it was more depressing for them than for me, as they find out I moved up to comfortable desk work and they still physical laboring in their funny outfits
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Re: people who work out 15-18 hours a week but dont even look like they lift
We have all seen these people. They need to UP THEIR FUCKING DOSE or take up basket weaving or some shit.
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Re: Meat and Bodybuilding
Your diet is shitty you need to add sweet potato, brown rice, avacado and olive oil for a real mass diet you will see better gains.
what's a sweet potato?
is it a regular potato with sugar? sounds like dirty carb
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potatoe with sugar lol ;D
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potatoe with sugar lol ;D
Potato
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Potato
Not according to my shitty HTC >:(
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Not according to my shitty HTC >:(
Ah yes it's the digital age. Well, MS word taught me how to be a better speller....but it took years. ;D
Potato doesn't make a lot of sense when the plural is potatoes. The English language doesn't make much sense anyway. It is the world language though, so we're stuck with it.
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Potato
Dan Quayle disagrees.
Shit, showing my age.
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Well-argumented meltdown:
Re: Mom kicked out of LA Fitness in Florida gym for exercising with her son
Hardcore Gyms........A Thing Of The Past
by Wes
I'm about to say quite a bit about the sad state of affairs in most gyms today, and I know I will offend some people, but... too bad!
It makes me sad to see the gyms of today, and their participants, wandering around aimlessly from fancy machine, to fancy machine, in quest of something most of them don't know how to find.
I'm talking about learning how to achieve results, with their meager half-hearted efforts. Most of the people in gyms today don't have a clue why they are there, or what they are trying to accomplish.
Sure, Mary might want to lose some weight, but she usually doesn't have a clue as to how to go about it. I know this may sound harsh to some, but back in the day, newbies in the gym learned a lot from bodybuilders and more experienced lifters.
Bodybuilders and powerlifters are actually frowned upon these days in most gyms. It's a shame because these people should be used as inspiration, and watching them train could benefit a lot of people.
As far as giving them a clue as to what intensity level is required to actually get results from their training.
Gyms back in the seventies and eighties, were really gyms, and not fluffy, frilly, "Fitness Centers," trying to pass themselves off as gyms.
People worked together in pursuit of their goals, and learned from each other.
Today's Gyms:
Today's "gyms", and I use the term loosely, are too caught up in making money, and could care less about their clients progress, or lack of progress, as is usually the case.
There's too many people that don't have clear-cut goals, and know nothing about training, even though there are "personal trainers" at most gyms.
Personal Trainers:
The sad part is a lot of the personal trainers I've seen know very little themselves, and most look like they can't get out of their own way.
If you are going to train people, at least look like you train a little yourself.
I call these half-assed personal trainers, "professional rep counters," as that's about all they are doing that is correct, in their approach to training clients.
Fad Fitness Items:
Another thing I find ridiculous today is fad fitness items.
Swiss Balls, rubber tubing, medicine balls, and TV sets, are a bunch of junk, that should be kept out of a serious gym.
Do you really believe that doing crunches on a big blue ball, is any better than doing them on a floor, or a bench?
Stabilizers come into play more with the Swiss Balls some would say.
Stabilizers also come into play when squatting like an animal for 20 reps, with a heavy weight, but that's too much like work.
I guess I'm just "old fashioned," but give me a gym full of sweaty, hard working animals, who are hungry to grow, and make progress, any day.
Core training is another catch phrase that totally pisses me off...............as bodybuilders,we have been training the "core" from day one,except we called it training abs and erectors!!
Quiet Please:
Today if you lift anything remotely heavy, or make the slightest grunt while squeezing out a hard rep, you get asked to tone down the noise.
Don't even think of chalking your hands, you might get some on the spotless floor.
What do these people think a vacuum cleaner was invented for?
Hardcore Gyms:
I've trained at 4 hardcore gyms, at different times, for years, places where you made progress, and other people in the gym were genuinely concerned about you making that progress.
It was no-holds barred, all for the betterment of the guys working out.
If you didn't train your ass off, you were considered a wimp.
Sadly, it is getting increasingly harder to find a good ol' sweatshop type of gym, where results are demanded.
Today I see people come to the gym religiously, every day, only to talk, roam around, use the same weight forever, usually one plate on some contraption, for months at a time, gab on their cell phones, or some other practice that has nothing to do with staying focused on their training.
These same people wonder why they do not make progress.
Ask a typical trainee in today's gym why he or she does a particular exercise, and what part of the body that exercise is for, and they look at you like you asked them for their wallet.
They usually have no clue!
I think if you're going to workout, then you should at least have a basic understanding of the exercises, and body parts they work.
Maybe even sweating a little once in a while would be productive. I really miss the "old school" gyms, and the animals that inhabited them. You can take this rant with "tongue in cheek," but I won't.
Train Hard!
Conclusion:
I obviously (I hope), meant this article to be taken with a healthy dose of sarcasm, but I hope I opened people's eyes to the fact that they should ask questions at the gym (not while someone is training), and do a little research, before beginning their program. Learn about what you are doing, and you'll do it better.
:'(
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I see myself in Uncle Junior (no homo)
I can't help but smile when I see/read an Uncle Junior thread. He reminds me so much of myself. I have been a member since 2004, but really started posting regularly in 2010.
Nobody can deny that I had my run for a few years. You know the streak guys......If I made a thread, it was almost guaranteed to get a minimum of 100+ replies. I see Junior following the same path. Joon also has brought it to another level with videos on demand, and giving everyone a glimpse into his life.
I enjoy reading Junior's threads. Controversy has been a cornerstone of Getbig since it's inception. Which is why all the heavy hitters over the years deserve recognition. It is the reason why Ron's site is supposedly worth over 2 million dollars.
Carry the torch Junior. You are the most interesting thing going on Getbig right now.
(((((((((((((Shizzo)))))))))))))) :) :) :)
Fuck I missed you man, where the fuck have you been?
This is god's honest truth, before I registered and got approved on Get Big, (I originally was looking up steroid information and stumbled on to this mental asylum) and when I was lurking the board you were my favorite poster ever and I was always thinking why is everyone ganging up on this poor guy the whole time?? ??? ??? ???
I think you are the greatest entertainer on GB ever (regardless of what anyone thinks) and off course we all have our moments but purely from entertainment value and enjoyment for me you are and will always be king of this place.
I hope you never feel or get forced to think you have to change for anybody or let people bully you around.
You just carry on being you.
Just remember if there was no Shizzo there would never have been an Uncle Junior.
Uncle Junior Approved
Shepard of Sinai.
Then have my back. Simple as that. Speak up for me.
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And the award for the most pathetic post ever made on getbig goes to shizzo...begging Joon to have his back ::)
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And the award for the most pathetic post ever made on getbig goes to shizzo...begging Joon to have his back ::)
schizzo care a lot about internet fights for a high rolling sc mgr ::)
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Re: The best piece of equipment I own.
.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=534404.0;attach=563427;image)
A creative Getbigger should write a poem, called "The Cold Iron In The Early Morning"
there's nothing like the feel of the cold iron on a early morning. much like the embrace of an ocean breeze, iron is my friend and it don't make me sneeze. hickory dickory doc this chick was........ you know the rest.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=534404.0;attach=563461;image)
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
How to make a rusted medal look new?
Get a NEW ONE!!
pics are 3 weeks out from "Muscle Beach Int'l Classic 2014"(Master class)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=563462;image)
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Eating chicken breast every day.
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Somewhat self-serving, but I still thought it funny!
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/LeePriestFlexLewiscopy_zps586a93b3.jpg) (http://s183.photobucket.com/user/timeamajorova/media/LeePriestFlexLewiscopy_zps586a93b3.jpg.html)
When he realized that his DNA had been harvested while he slept and used to create a duplicate of himself, albeit 6/8ths his size, Priest was heard to exclaim in hushed, reverent tones...
"I shall call him...Mini-Lee".
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Ronnie turns 50 on the 13th of May. Maybe we can all chip in and get him a vasectomy as a gift.
HOLY SHIT
MY KID AND RONNIE HAVE THE SAME BIRTDAY
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Re: i think i gonna take some time off steroids, good night sweet gains
How long are you planning to go off for?
Unless its more than a couple months why use PCT. HCG will restore ball size but not necessarily test production...
8 weeks or so
i dont want sperm count to recover btw
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Re: i ordered ronnie coleman's RESURECT PM supplement so i can sleep all day
this supplement doesnt do shit
i took 1 scoop at midnight, went to bed
couldnt really sleep around 4 am i got up, took another scoop
this is bullshit
fuck you ronnie, you and me are finish
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Re: i ordered ronnie coleman's RESURECT PM supplement so i can sleep all day
HAHA
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Ah yes it's the digital age. Well, MS word taught me how to be a better speller....but it took years. ;D
Potato doesn't make a lot of sense when the plural is potatoes. The English language doesn't make much sense anyway. It is the world language though, so we're stuck with it.
autism ^^^^^^
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schmoe ^^^^^^
fixed
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baby mama just completed moving her things out
she's really gone now :'(
a day to celebrate.
HIGH FIVE BIG RO ;D ;D ;D ;D
there is some sadness
BUT MOSTLY RELIEF
cortisol dropping
anabolism rising
sleeves tightening
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Maybe Kai was on to something with the grapefruit
;D
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Maybe Kai was on to something with the grapefruit
is this dildo average size penis?
???
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is this dildo average size penis?
???
Maybe she's devoted to the BBC..
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Maybe she's devoted to the BBC..
answer the question
i'm feeling confused since the dildo incident
just how big does dick need to be before woman dont mock it behind back
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answer the question
i'm feeling confused since the dildo incident
just how big does dick need to be before woman dont mock it behind back
approximately 24" or in that area.
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answer the question
i'm feeling confused since the dildo incident
just how big does dick need to be before woman dont mock it behind back
Seven inches
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answer the question
i'm feeling confused since the dildo incident
just how big does dick need to be before woman dont mock it behind back
Ask Mr Marcus
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Seven inches
what about length?
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what about length?
Seven inches. Seven inches is the new average.
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did you ever get the buttsex from yours baby mamma?
no
sometimes i "accidentally" lick her ass when licking her pusy
she dont notice i think
every good vaginal tongue fucking should include a couple licks on the balloon knot.
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hahahahah^^^
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what about length?
Length looks impressive, but it is circumference that makes a woman happy. For some reason women also like guys with a nice butt....not sure why this is.
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Length looks impressive, but it is circumference that makes a woman happy. For some reason women also like guys with a nice butt....not sure why this is.
The same reason guys like girls with nice butts?
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The same reason guys like girls with nice butts?
Is a nice tight ass a sign of fitness maybe? On the other hand, sexual intercourse requires a lot of hip action which strengthens and tones the glutes....not that I'd know anything about that these days. LOL.
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Re: Random pics
(http://goodius.com/uploads/7R3NDUXXb.jpeg)
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Re: How much do you bench?
Moronic is taking champagne to a hospital to celebrate your kids first birthday by trying to get your ex slut drunk so you can fuck her again and getting cockblocked.
that's optimism not moronism
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Is a nice tight ass a sign of fitness maybe?
No clue. Why is pizza delicious?
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Re: 2014 New York Pro - Getbig's own Lobstah competing
If I get top five, I'll post a picture of my butt.
[I've essentially just said that if hell freezes over, I'll ski with the devil]
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Hot off the presses.
we should meet, tuff guy.
I'm in southern cali, everybody knows.. even you.
i'll even drive to you.
be sure to make arrangements.... take screenshots, ect... see your mother and fam before you go.
think long and hard about what you're saying here bitch
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Petition to get Galeniko back posting again
Where has he gone? Why wont he post? Come back and make the G@O more interesting again 8)
we spoke on the phone just a few days ago and he tells me he's workign with the U.N. as bodybuilding representative for the Russia-Ukraine conflict. the secretary general of UN has expressed worries about alexander lesukov's anabolic windows
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Finally, a video game we can all get behind...
Wow.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8 (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8)
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I have evidence that I am telling the truth. I had extensive blood work recently. Here is one of the test results. It states my month and year of birth is 1969, which makes me 44.
My friends can call me Karen but not a creepy obsessive stalker.
meltdown
Actually posting blood work results on a "bodybuilding" website but insisting, "don't call me by my real name."
You've out-booty'd yourself.
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Hey asshole, we're over here.
A highly evolved homosexual, through many years has developed the ability to scan for cock,with each eye working alone for maximum coverage of square penis bulge per second.
Me and him split up last month and I moved out.
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Re: ITS CRAZY I STILL LOOK THE SAME SINCE THE END OF MY FIRST CYCLE LAST YEAR
Size from a bottle is a lie. You are living a deception.... and you flaunt it, as if you're proud.
What a loser.
Yes it doesn't take hard work and discipline to look like I do, its all from a bottle ::) I am neither deceiving myself or others, I know I would not be as developed naturally, I trained natural for many years. I do not try and deceive others. I show off my body because that's what competitive bodybuilders do, why play a pretentious humble card, you really think I am that caught up in my image as my identity? I spent most of my twenties as a hairy yogi. I could do that again. Snotty nattys like you need a round house kick to the jaw. I never needed that natty superiority ego when I did it 'clean'
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Look, I am going to give everyone a treat...
Either Halo gets removed from this forum or I will simply just nuke every fucking thread he creates.
There is no fun in logging into a site that is flooded daily with garbage. Likewise, there is no fun for a troll when every single topic or response he posts is nuked.
Let's see how this will play out.
"1"
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Indonesian Batiks, on of my favourite clothes :)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=565335;image)
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Re: WYHI - Big Mike Cox style
Id bang this chick with no condom even if she had herpes, the clap and HIV. Look at dat ass son
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Re: I am gone
blaim that chocolate minger "ifbb pro" with ILS worse than king kamali
her awkward black girl personality cant deal with realities of getbig
what's the point of living on your knees with a gay dictator ruling over your bent over asses
Halo,
You should know better than to parade the forum using an alternate gimmick, while still being blatantly racist.
As you can tell by your post count, things are becoming a bit sparse around these parts.
As much as you don't like the idea of me moderating you and you claim to be leaving by way of your last threads, it seems as if you actually enjoy, what's that phrase you used above, "living on your knees with a gay dictator ruling over your bent over asses", because clearly you can't get enough of it.
"1"
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Re: Lee Priest appreciation thread.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zD7PRC-UF6U/T8mYli5LIHI/AAAAAAAAB9g/8_1rEP7Db60/s1600/2_lee_priest_unshaved_01.jpg)
Nipples like Queen Vissy's eyes
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Anabolichalo
Gains like Dianabol, but I can't afford to take it all the time as I'm not rich like a prince.
It helped me break past the 17" guns barrier baby, and it tastes like milk from mama.
(http://store.bbcomcdn.com/images/store/prodimage/prod_prod1250020/image_prodprod1250020_largeImage_X_450_white.jpg)
Does it come with a financially dependant baby mamma and a mulatto baby?
That supplement really makes your arms look jacked when you hold one of these--- as you pose in pics (before going to the club)
(http://buyourbottles.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/2/12ozheritage_bottle_0511f_rgb_fnl_1.jpg)
;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=537241.0;attach=565481;image)
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Photoshops of Van Damme's head on Scott Norton's vbody needed immediately.
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someone tell this utter moron paying for sex is pathetic and bragging about it makes no sense at all.
Keep at it "junior" and you re quickly going to deserve the biggest loser of getbig 's award , and god knows the competition is fierce.
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Basically, I'm gonna help you straight boys get laid. Listen up
Listen up man children, and listen good. Long post up ahead, so take your ADD medication.
I'm tired of hearing that you can't get laid. I have a straight buddy who spent 500$ on an Xbox one and 60$ a piece games to go with it. That's 600 + dollars on a electronic toy for kids and man babies. I spent half of my Saturday listening to him whine as he sat on his cat piss stained recliner playing call of whatever wondering why he can't get laid. ::)
If you can spend 600$ on worthless gadgets, you can get your bum over to Macy's or wherever and revamp your sorry ass excuse for a wardrobe. Women are visual creatures darlings(actually both sexes are in general); they respond to visual stimulus. I'm gonna give you some gay man tips(all homo) for you straight boys that - hopefully - will help get you laid.
Gay tip man number one: Dress to impress
That's right mother fuckers, dress like you mean it.The way you look to people - i.e. first impression - is SUPER important in life. Whether it be business or pleasure, dressing in a certain way can have a profound impact in the way people view you and how they - ultimately - treat you. Sorry fellas, that's life. Dress like a bum, get treated like a bum. Dress like a puerile jerk off, don't be surprised when the ladies ignore you. Learn how to tie a tie. Don't be afraid of dress shoes and for God's sake put on some cologne, nobody wants to smell your shit stink. You gotta smell the way you dress and dress the way you smell: Good.
Gay man tip number two: Read a book dumb ass
Now that you got it going on in the looks department, it's time to get it going on in the brains department. Library card. You need one. Make it a goal to read at least one book a week. Women(and people, especially people with money) LOVE a smart and well read man. You don't want to be a fop who has nothing to contribute intellectually. Get educated, read as much as you can. Women's pussies will get wetter than water when they see your big ass book collection. Smart = sexy.
Gay man tip number three: Be interesting you boring jerk off.
In the real world, no one gives a shit how much you can titty press or what rank you are in call of battlefield. Staying in shapes a big plus, but it ain't the be all end all. Get into art, get into antiques, learn an instrument, write a novel, dabble in philosophy. Do something else besides show up at the gym a couple days a week for a self love session, then come home and play nine hours of Xbox. Women LOVE an interesting(and slightly mysterious) person with lots of interesting things about them.
Gay man tip number four: confidence
This one should be pretty self explanatory. Confidence - or a lack there of - will either make or break you.
I hope that helps.
Love,
Your friendly ass fiend Thteven.
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Basically, I'm gonna help you straight boys get laid. Listen up
haha... I was getting ready to add this gem:
as he sat on his cat piss stained recliner playing call of whatever wondering why he can't get laid. ::)
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haha... I was getting ready to add this gem:
He may be gay, but his postings are great :D
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
After 12 hours of flight and finally arrived Santa Monica, LA
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=565774;image)
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1 day out
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more pics taken today
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Re: Phil Heath: Muscular Christian
Sometimes I get a bit judgemental when I think of these guys picking up their massive orders of juice that would likely put them in Federal Penetentiaries if caught....
I just can't imagine them saying a prayer before hand: "Dear Lord, may I please pick up my illegal shipment without incident?"
Something just doesn't jive, but hey... that's prob just me.
If you are going to thank God on the stage when you win, maybe you should thank Customs and the Postal Service and your sponsor for paying for your shit.
I'm probably alone on this one ~
Or if you are Catholic, you go to confession: "I picked up 50 bottles of Test, 100 units of GH, 3 boxes of Clen, 2 bottles of liquid T-3, made 200% profits on my Tren when I sold it, stole some dieuretics from my Grandma and lied to the pharmacist about my Diabetes...
How many "Hail Mary's??"
Oh, and I will be doing it all over again 2 weeks from now. Please forgive me in advance because I'll be out of town....
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Musclecenter had those guns inspected by the US border patrol (no homo).
He was too wide to pass the body scanner. After the Special Forces gave the green light, he was able to continue his way...
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Re: Beer vs Wine
brown brothers is good but I prefer grand burg. I might have spelt that last name wrong. Anyway it's more costly than brown brothers but it was one of my favs.
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Kai hitting some nostril poses during the offseason:
(http://i.imgflip.com/2a7x1.gif)
Heath will never beat that.
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junior would swap places with me in a second
his life is empty and meaningless
under the shallow surface he is drowning in his own misery
he needs to realise that nothing of any real value in life can be bought
i pity him
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Uncle Junior getting gang raped these last few pages.
It`s the first time he got fucked for free! ;D
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Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings
We may need a SEAL Team 6 sent in to find Halo wherever he is being held captive. I just hope his captors have not cut off his testo supply. The thought of his arms shrinking over this is too much to bear. :'(
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
I won 2nd place at +60 Master, Muscle Beach International Classic 2014
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=566198;image)
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:)
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Thanks,
Relaxing at 3rd street, Santa Monica today
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The two godfathers of getbig^^^ Awesome picture
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The two godfathers of getbig^^^ Awesome picture
Shitzu will extra-hate me now for posting these legends :'(
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From the Creatine made Elliot Rodgers kill thread:
I know what you're thinking: "Did he preload with creatine for 6 days or only 5?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is Muscletech Brand, the most powerful creatine in the world, and would blow your plateau clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
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"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that creatine — for lack of a better word — is good.
Creatine is right. Creatine works. Creatine clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Creatine, in all of its forms — creatine for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind. And creatine — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
-Gordon Gekko
(http://www.movievillains.com/images/gekko.jpg)
Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, not the steroids responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU
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Re: 21yr old Columbian girl I'm banging last few weeks...
A transexual who gave me a blowjob 2 weeks ago had ass implant! I was desperate haha! SHe found me on a dejtingsite and my phone started to make some noise in the middle of the night! I got up and thought! What the hell! New experiences = good! I wont see "her" again! SHe did a great job though! It was like, DONT LOOK DOWN. DONT PULL THE PANTIES! ;D
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Re: Muscle Beach - I visited & competed at Muscle Beach Memorial Day
at Firehouse :)
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The two godfathers most humble guys of getbig^^^ Awesome picture
fixed ;)
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Re: Anabolichalo
I think what YOU don't get is that racism doesn't always mean you hate the other person. Racism is about having biased beliefs about entire races/ethnicities that are based on myth, stereotypes, and limited interaction. Like if you say all Asians are awesome at math and science, and you treat them accordingly, SORRY, BUT THAT'S FUCKING RACIST. it's not derogatory, but it IS uninformed and shitty.
Halo believes that black women exist as fuck holes and dick warmers exclusively. He wants the power in a relationship, so he goes for someone he feels is inferior to him- someone he BARELY considers human. THAT'S how he was in a relationship with a black woman but is still a goddamn racist. if YOU can't see THAT, then you are as deluded as he is about what a piece of total shit he is.
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It must have been awesome for Ron to meet Coach Huang! :)
It must have been awesome for Coach Huang to meet Ron! :)
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fixed ;)
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Re: Problem sleeping with wide shoulders...
I have a problem sleeping with wide hips. Any suggestions?
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Re: Whats Your Number?????
So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?"
do you lie your ass off or are you honest? Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either
Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
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Re: Booty
For a woman in her fifties Booty is still in pretty high demand - I think even Vince and his overpowered Personal Computer would love to take a few "panorama" shots of said saltwater nymph.
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Looks like Junior has had advice from the management to lay low for a while.
He will be back when the heat dies down.
Probably a flaccid cock video accompanied by a tuppenny whore.
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Re: Creatine
Is this the Cell_Tech?
Is this just an off-brand?
Caught in a Max Muscle
No escape from physiology
Open your mouth
Scoop up the creat' and see
I'm just a huge wreck, I got no cash on me
Because I'm G4P, kidney blown
Systolic high, test' low
Anyways, the store's closed, and creatine really matter to me, to me
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Re: Kim Jong Un's new look
Lol at all the jelous haters here, you wish you looked half that good.
and the pics are pure proof that he is a respected and loved by his people, you dont see people cry of happiness and hug obama when they see him.
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Yay for anal!!....I loveeeee it!!!
Oh wait.... with a woman of course!! So.....I don't have to say "no homo" since I put woman in there...and don't any of you smart asses like wes go in here and take the wo out of woman and say "fixed"
You hear me wes of peace....
That plus something like The 2002 Night of Champions playing on the high def big screen at the same time.
Try to hold off til Ruhl hits that awe inspiring back glute pose.
Nothing better.
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Re: THE ONLY POSE THAT REALLY MATTERS
Qft 8)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/33aszgk.jpg)
No beardscaping and no tats, and I'd be riding you into the sunset like John Wayne.
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Let this stand as a warning to everone who thinks steroids are safe:
spot on
humility is a virtue and common sense saves lives (which is in short supply in BBing)
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Let this stand as a warning to everone who thinks steroids are safe:
To be more precisely, diuretics.
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Re: CLEAREST NATURAL
What is today "pick on Sevastase" day ?
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hey bro the fact you gotta ask me if you should feel good or bad after reading my post tells me you might want to up the dose a bit.
plus being a man I've never asked another man how I should 'feel' about something. you might want to avoid questions like this in the future.
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lol at last one ;D
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
:)
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Re: Ass but BB related - glute training
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dont send cock pics to teh boob
that ass pic isnt her
its our resident psycho junior paying people to pose for photos
Junior must really want cock pics. :-\
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I think it's a veiled threat. Oh please, do come up my way. And please bring some friends. Make sure to wear good running shoes, it's more fun that way.
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You'll also want "Level IV" not "Level III" armor.
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Great thread.
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Just done eating a protein bar; while chewing I felt something weird in my mouth like some kind of plastic or glass, for a second I thought I shattered one tooth.... then I found these nasty little pieces of who knows what in it ....
What should I do?
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-73AD_53906A60.jpg)
The most abundant amino acids often hydrolyze into amino rocks - scientific term... Hydromino Grand Canyon Protoblast[TM] - according to my MuscleTech study book.
Could also be rat teeth from a rodent that got caught in the grinder... either way a must have protein source.
First step is to admit that you're gay for eating balance bars. Then throw yourself off a building.
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Re: Booty
I am in my mid forties asshole ( said with Austrian accent )
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you should be mad at bruce, who was the author of that quote.
Yes Bruce is the ass hole.
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ROFL - JASON GENOVA - Saturday Night Fever
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Re: Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved
Army of one is naive. I invite him to join Dimensions Magazine forum and post that crap. The BBWs there will dispatch him with his tail between his legs!
What? Are you on a forum for feeders???
You are cancelling dinner plans with Vince as we speak... ;D
It is a size acceptance forum. There are some feeders there but they are an extreme group. Most there are concerned about health. I haven't posted there for 9 years.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
I will guestpose in Himeji, Japan on July 6th.
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pj braun on thedirty.com
http://thedirty.com/2014/06/wwe-diva-kaitlyn-got-cheated-on-before-wedding-by-fiance-pj-braun/
Nik, I need you to expose this piece of sh*t that goes by the name of PJ Braun. He is some kind of bodybuilder and I just found out he’s getting married to ex WWE Diva Kaitlyn aka Celeste Bonin. She needs to know her soon to be husband is a fake lying player with no character. I live in Ft Lauderdale FL and met PJ at a bar while I was out day drinking about a month ago. He said he came from Cali for a few days, bought me drinks, and convinced me he was a really good guy, said I was the most beautiful woman. He took advantage I was drunk and took me back to my place. One thing led to another and he asked if I wanted to have a threesome. I thought another woman but he mentioned some guy Aaron. I said no but we ended up having sex. It wasnt raped, I consented to it but that was BEFORE I knew he was engaged. He left his # but next day I realized it was fake. I gave him the benefit of the doubt thinking he wrote it down wrong by mistake. He didn’t tell me his last name but wouldn’t stop talking about his bodybuilding so I did some google searches to see if I could find him because I thought we had a good thing going. That’s when I found him and his fiancé. To make things worse, I found out he’s a drug dealing criminal who was arrested for being part of a steroid peddling ring. On top of that hes posing for pictures on all kinds of gay sites? I don’t know if his fiancé knows but shes about to make a huge mistake because he already cheated on her and he’s probably also gay. PLEASE EXPOSE HIM!
nothing against pj personally, I did think this was somewhat humorous though ;D
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Who really cares about the "O" this year?
I know I don't...
Heath, Kai, Branch... Rhoden... wanna-be-Dorian Yates- fat "Rami" ... and who else? Kuclo... CULO???
After Generation Iron and all the idiotic hype last year...
They could just give Heath the trophy now through U.P.S. and be done with it.
Kai can write a book on Philosophy... and not even have to hire a graphic artist for all the kids who just want to look at the pictures....
Yippee.
I'm stoked.
this years line-up!!
enlarge: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/31/article-0-1919AC3200000578-724_964x678.jpg
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Goodrum at the Caliber Fitness sponsored Uganda Gay Pride Parade.
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I thought blacks had big dicks? lol
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this dude is pretty diesel
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response to the above:
will you stop talking about girls in other threads, the facade has long since slipped.
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I thought blacks had big dicks? lol
Are you implying that they have nothing to be proud of? :D
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Re: Message to Australian people
I do not like vegetables. They do not make my abs "pop".
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Are you implying that they have nothing to be proud of? :D
haha... I don't mean to come across as such an expert in cocks... :-X
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haha... I don't mean to come across as such an expert in cocks... :-X
Roger outing himself here lol
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Re: just met phil
The fact that everyone who doesn't like Phil he deems them a hater is a testament to his narcissism and arrogance .
this thread is about heath.....
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Phil "The Pooh" Heath is in both those photographs. It's just that he's behind Ramy and Wolf doing the exact same pose to show the fans just how wide he truly is.
Either that or The Pooh was so far over the line he was in front of the camera.
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Dennis Wolf - 16 Weeks Out
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Dennis has a healthy glow about him.
He has a new book coming out soon. 50 Shades of Red.
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This is how we do it in da streets
If you call yourself a bodybuilder you got to be able to drop your pants anytime anyplace at a moment notice to show off your legs and glutes.
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Uncle Junior talks to OneMoreRep in YouTube video
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Re: Nabba Worlds - 3 Days out picture
Heres a clip of pre judge routine.
I agree with Chiro, but while we're here, let me just say that I would hit it, and then quit it just so I could apologize for being an asshole, and score some make-up booty.
I'll be your Grace Jones if you'll be my Dolph Lundgren. You're a winner to me, Buddy.
Ro scoring chocolate bunnies and it aint even Easter.
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Thank you guys all so much for the laughs and fun along the way, you brightened up my otherwise miserable life in a way and were kinda like family I never had.
I don't feel so good these days, truth be told I ain't right in the head, I can't take it.
Don't know what wrong with me, crying as I write this but the irony is no one will believe me anyway from all the trolling I have done over time on this site.
The boy that cried wolf once too many times.
I tried to have fun but carried away as usual and this is a forum with serious people on it and not for a clown like me to fuck it up.
I'll never make it in bodybuilding, I just suck too much, so I quit.
Time to pursue another dream in another arena, something I dreamed of for years.
I am going Vegas and I ain't never coming back god willing.
BS I love you so fucking much, I am sorry it turned out the way it did I should have listened to you all along.
Take care and so long.
OMR & RON please go ahead and permanently timout my account and ban my IP too so I can't get accused of coming back under gimmick.
Stuey "the kid" Ungar approved, see soon fella, one more hand, this time we playing for keeps.
Adios amigos
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Re: 'What is your opinion on training to failure?
I never fail in the gym.
There's a Cialis vibe to this post.
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Re: Enough is enough....
Halo is where Halo is because he decided to not only break multiple rules, but to do so after he was warned multiple times by me. I warned him both publicly and by way of private messages.
His violations:
Continuously attacking Lobstah with racist remarks. This was done many times and he was warned both publicly and privately.
This rule violation alone pisses me off enough to get him removed. How many IFBB pros are African American? A shit load. We have many members here that I care for very much who are also African American or of color. Skop1o, you're a man of color. I am sure you can understand that racism is NOT cool.
Attacking Phil Heath's wife in one of the most vile of ways.
See it as you will, this site is about bodybuilding. We follow the industry and Ron makes a living off the industry by way of his work. You shit on our current Mr. Olympia's wife, who just so happens to be struggling with cancer, and you've got eyes from the industry that slowly start to think that we condone the attacking of innocent family members that have nothing to do with the industry. His comments were disgusting and downright worthy of complete removal.
Continuously flooding the board in a sign of rebellion.
Flooding of the forum diminishes the overall quality of the posts we have here. If you take it upon yourself to try and destroy the forum, we will then take it upon ourselves to kick your ass right out.
Continuous attacks from Time Out by way of his messenger. (This is a recent one)
He recently had Junior post an email that he put together. In that email, he purposely attacked Lobstah one more time with racist remarks. He knew perfectly well that Junior would post that email on the main forum. He knew perfectly well that he was putting together a nice tongue-in-cheek attack at Lobstah. Because of which, he EARNED AN EXTENSION in the Time Out section.
We don't have to explain ourselves to anyone here. I like Skorp1o. I think he is a good young man, but these threads are becoming quite taxing due to their recurrence. I will let this thread stand, but any resurgence will lead to a nuking.
We know what we are doing and have been around these forums for over a decade now. We want everyone to have fun and enjoy themselves. Just because a number of you are tolerant of racism, doesn't mean that we will simply look the other way.
"1"
P.S. Oh and I like Lobstah. She is a homegrown IFBB pro that knows how to share, ditch it out and take it in return. She is also just like one of the guys. She brings good credibility to the site and is actively involved in the industry. We appreciate her presence.
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Free Halo.
booty, I find it a little hypocritical that when you are attacked, you tirelessly report and complain to the mods (as you should, if you feel it is necessary. I am not here to chastise you for that), but when other women are attacked, you see nothing wrong with it, and have joined in on this "free Halo" bullshit. Your vagina ends up on the internet by no fault of yours, that's totally out of line, but I get bombarded with racial epithets, slurs, and blatant disrespect, and that's cool, free Halo? Halo makes shitty comments about someone's wife, who is not involved in bodybuilding at all, after she is diagnosed with cancer, and your opinion is "free Halo"?
Really? Wow. I mean cool, say what feels right and comes naturally. But that says a lot about your character.
I have stopped reporting posts except for my nudes. I have basically given up to be honest. As for racism it is never okay. I get called a mudshark which I find offensive and not because I am ashamed but because I loved the African American man whom I was romantically involved with. The mudshark posts get left up and I see racism all over the forum. Nothing gets done about it. I don't believe that halo is racist as he had a baby with an African American woman and even though he had a bad breakup I believe he cared about her at one stage. In regards to the pm's he sent you.... Block him. Don't be afraid to use the pm system... My list is long.
You don't see Halo as racist because he has a baby with a black woman and you say your best friend is black (is she of African descent?) Run that by her and ask her that.
Think about the slave owners who had kids with black women and then kept the kids as slaves, and sometimes selling them off.
The reason why Halo gets with black women, specifically African immigrants who are poor and don't have an education is because he deems them "easier". He doesn't deal with white women, or black women with education.
He also feels that he was entrapped by this African woman who possibly was a former hooker, and according to him has gone back to prostitution. He also said that he has had a thing for chocolate women since his teens when a Congolese girl turned him down. And then he has a thing for prostitutes. It allows him to not be able to have an emotional connection with women.
He seems unable to emotional connect to anything. As Lob has said, black women are nothing more but to be used for his gratification. And so, that is why he is trying to get 18 inch arms, to get the women. But, he is unable to have a stimulating conversation with normal women his age, because he lacks the social skills and knowledge to do so, again that is where the prostitutes come in and the poor uneducated black women.
You have to learn how to read between the lines. Because you are a white Australian you know very little about racism, slavery and how his mental illness (it seems he has one) along with a perceive superiority can play into a very effed up situation.
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why is halo in timeout?
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why is halo in timeout?
Try reading, hope this helps
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Proud moments of opening Ceremony from Memorial Day 2014,
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=567790;image)
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Re: Nabba Worlds - 3 Days out picture
I had you in 7th place Ronan (I judged your class ;))
lol thats what the judges say to everyone who asks ;)
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Scared of a family tieing you down?
Does anyone else have this fear? The responsibility, the financial cost, the loss of freedom to do whatever the fuck you please? Less time to focus on your goals?
I'm a much happier and productive person being single and I don't want that to change. The only bitch is the pressure from my family to "settle down" and give them grand kids
I'd prefer being 45, ripped, driving a sports car, owning a condo in the city, pounding new pussy, flourishing my business over being the boring "family man"
This has been my life for the past 7 years or so, freedom at a prime age is different from freedom you experience you were 20 yrs old still studying or just starting your ways in life. I always said a man has to experience freedom with full maturity, providing your doing good for yourself.
But having said that I don't see myself being single all my life, and this is changing as we speak, you get tired of empty relationships, I personally have for a few years now, the excitement of having a new girl every time wears off, unless you have a sexual addiction...as a matter of fact, the best sex I ever had has always been in long term relationships...it takes a while to find the right girl compatible sexually for you and train her to your quirks i.e. whether you like your salad tossed via tongue feathering or do you want her to stick in literally....etc (the latter is just one example)
I sometimes miss having a meaningful relationship, those plastic boobed girls you nailed from last weeks club are poor companions....at least this is the case for me in London, lots of fake people and empty souls here hiding behind Louboutins and collagen lips.
The ride has been enjoyable but it's time for me to chuck the towel and let new up coming youngster to have their go.
However I am only willing to do so for the right person.
I used to be afraid of having a gay son, now I don't think I'd mind too much, not anything bad like having a pyromaniac, serial killer or crossfitter.
ok. so here's the take of a guy who's 43 never married / no kids.
I could sit here and paint a really good life for you guys. I travel 3-4 times a year. I have disposable income. I'm a stud, eventhough sex doesn't control or motivate me. I maintain awesome relationships w all my exes. I have everything that another guy could look at and think 'wow. that guys has it made'. the toys. the trips. the partying. girls.
none of that is why I'm single.
I'm not afraid of relationships. I'm not afraid of it going south. getting cheated on. losing half my shit. getting my heart broken.
I'm single cause I am a loner. I like being alone. I am most comfortable in complete silence. I can go to LV and party for 3 straight days and not sleep. or I can take my dogs into the bush in the winter when the sap is running, spend the day tapping trees, gathering sap, going to the shack and making maple syrup with nothing but the crackle of the wood stove for sound and my dogs for company. go in the house smelling of sugar, strip out of my overalls and flannel and and sit on the couch in front of the fire and drink a cold corona in the dark w my dogs at my feet.
that's what I love. the solitude, the silence and the peace.
fuck my dream existence would be at a snowed in cabin off the grid in the mountains of Montana w just a library of books a well stocked kitchen, a good woodpile and a beat up truck to take to town for groceries every couple weeks.
I've lived life at redline. did that for over a decade. im not single so i can bang broads and party my ass off. ive done that prolly more than most people. it was fun. but my heart is happiest alone w my dogs. I'm single cause some guys are just wired to be alone I guess. I'm one of those guys.
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Re: Ben Pukulski's MI40X Training System Released - Free Book
He was probably the stupidest thing in Generation Iron, and there were a ton of stupid shit to pick from
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Lab coat and flip flops. Epic research happening in that pic.
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Lab coat=scientists
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Lab coat=scientists
Flip flops = hard core man on man anal sex.
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Branch gettin dwarfed - by a shoe
;D
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Scared of a family tieing you down? (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=538929.0)
I used to dedicate everything to being a bodybuilder.
Then I turned 30, and realized there were much more important things in life.
Like powerlifting.
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Lab coat and flip flops. Epic research happening in that pic.
Just spit coffee all over my fucking desk. ;D
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I can't believe this hasn't been documented on here:
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
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I'm a fan of this recent soliloquy as well:
listen dude, you're a 50yr old bitch who's entire self-worth revolves around looking 'cut' in the gym.
everything I say is a lie? lol. everything I say I do and done, I've done.
you're a bitch.. 100% pussy, which is why you run your mouth on the internet. you've done nothing in your life except shoot tren year round and try to impress people in the gym who don't give two shits about you.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Will you be my grandpa please Mr. Huang? :D
seriously, how old are your mama & grandma? :)
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Re: World Cup Soccer - Who Will Win?
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OneMoreRep is a cock
tralaaa, tra la la la.
OneMoreRep is a cock, onemorerep is a cock.
Tra la la, Tra lalala.
OneMoreRep set up Halo.
OneMoreRep set up Shizzo
Tra la la, Tra lalalala.
Lets go to gimmick war, we going to gimmick war.
You will be dethroned from your power trip.
Ta ra
Ok? Are you ok?
Leave the attic for a few hours, talk to people that don't have to pretend to like you because you pay them by the hour.
Go do something constructive, make a friend, donate to the local shelter.
You want to call me a cock? Go ahead.
Call me any name you want if it helps you relieve stress and provides you with a form of therapy.
Maybe make a video in your underwear, I don't know...
Life can be beautiful if you start to live it. Being a recluse is like dying every day.
"1"
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Re: Women of CrossFit, Fitness & Athletics
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If I had a gym I'd put an end to that pretty quickly... The gym is no place for women in skimpy clothing. Men in thongs 24/7 365
It's as if she shoves a plate on a huge cock..
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Your wish is my command
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hey guys. Thanks for keeping this epic thread alive. I am very busy with work at the moment. I will return when I get more time in a couple of weeks.
Enjoy your summer. :)
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Thanks for the update FF, I hope you made some good deals.
Don't forget to take some time off every now and then..
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Re: 81 years Jim Arrington & me interview at Muscle Beach
2014-5-30
thanks for you all.
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Re: One More Rep Appreciation Thread (No Homo)
Muscleheads as a group are a bit thick. I would rather have a beer with Goatboy, Junior, and others and have a laugh about Getbig. I have a trophy and a title that no one can take away. I don't need Blue Stars on Getbig to have status as a bodybuilder. I can continue to stir the moderators for being unfair. I used to campaign for Goodrum to get his blue stars. How people forget.
Booty deserves her Blue Stars!!!!!
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Fags drinking through a straw at the bar
Alex would attack if he heard you.
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Re: What is gayer. Bodybuilding or soccer?
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Conclusion is, powerlifting gives you a fat ass :P
I have never seen a natty look like this:
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And there's a hot chick in the background....
Great everyday look but hard to maintain without a ton of lies.
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One More Rep Appreciation Thread (No Homo)
The guy is doing a great job policing this place, and rightly so deserves acknowledgement, Timing Out trolls and gimmicks and stamping out racism and if you're a bully, it won't take long before he rips you a new hole (All homo).
The highlight of his CV are:
+ Timing Out Shizzo, IMHO this will go down as one of the best humanitarian achievements this board has ever experienced.
+ Annihilated Anabolic-halo for addressing Lobstah as if she was one of his Congolese illigal migrant sex-slaves.
+ Called out members on the truth behind Booty being responsible for deaths and whether Lee Priest defecated on her chest, so far they all failed to provide evidence.
The list goes on....
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You see, Eric, if your arms are not big in proportion to the rest of your upper body it means you don't know how to get your arms bigger. I didn't say I would get your arms over 20".
From your photo I doubt you have genuine 18 inch arms. I can put another half inch on them within a month no worries. An inch would depend on whether you are capable of listening
to someone else instead of doing the same old thing. From what you posted above it appears you already know everything so would ignore my advices.
no you cant you fat cu nt
your own experiment failed miserably just stfu
you fucking pedo cu nt
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Vince is so creepy, he envisages a dark alleyway when his psychiatrist tells him to close his eyes and think of his comfort place
Vince is so creepy his idea of a strip club is a visit to the local birth hospital.
Vince is so creepy, Steve Irwin found traces of his semen in crocodiles.
Vince is so creepy, his pick line is "does anyone know you are here?"
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Healthy Look (of peace)
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Orange is just not his color.
Looks like a obese woman squeezed into a siz 8 dress
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Check Out These Guns of a "Friend"
:o
He's 6 feet tall BTW
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Shameless tease you are, Skorp. I am hard just thinking about him. NO HOMO.
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Re: Jay Cutler plays Tug of War
http://www.elvisduran.com/media/podcast-morning-show-videos-morningvideos/mr-olympia-jay-cutler-challenges-the-24923867/
Great video...
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Heard Jay trained months for this show. Here's him 3 weeks out training in his garage.
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Jay Cutler Arrested in NYC today for possession of ....
16" GUNS
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Looks like Kai is about to join Jay in that photo and treat him like a grapefruit :-X
You can see it in Jay's face. He knows what's coming.
He should be arrested for still having the 07 Olympia Sandow in his possession.
As well as a couple of those Arnold titles.
As well as having that ridiculous haircut at 40 years of age.
As well as being the most boring human being ever.
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Re: Women of CrossFit, Fitness & Athletics
This thread is not healthy for a married man with children, who's wife had to give birth naturally twice. It makes me hate my children and wife ;D
(Joking obviously I would never hate my kids)
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Re: Would you ever date a girl with a child?
I think I would pull a Chris Benoit the first time the kid said "you're not my dad you can't tell me what to do!" >:(
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Jay Cutler Arrested in NYC today for possession of ....
16" GUNS
(http://photos-a.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpa1/10424669_1445579335696136_1430377062_n.jpg)
The Lean Mile
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The Lean Mile Hahaaaa ;D
Genius
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Jay's thinking:
'oh boy hope this kneegrow aint got a donkey dick and isn't all up in my guts",
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IronMeister is back!
(http://i57.tinypic.com/29eskgi.jpg) ;)
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The Urinal
A young tough stood at the urinal,
Wearing raunchy jeans
A Levis jacket with the white fleece collar,
Trashy Kmart workboots,
A head of wavy blonde hair.
As he man-pissed,
He released a long hissing fart.
Sounded like a radiator.
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LOL how old is this Tristan, 13? is that a swatch watch?
Wana act like a big boy Tristan?, I can lend you one of my time pieces, to buy this you need real money not steronz currency:
(http://s13.postimg.org/v8rzhz0fr/IMG_20140409_WA0011_1.jpg)
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Re: World Cup Soccer - Who Will Win?
Watching the match with a famous son of GB...
(http://i.imgur.com/m1EpaB7.jpg)
Lobstah transformed herself to a love seat..
In process of plying him with drink now, might head out to pub after match pre-sauced.
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Re: World Cup Soccer - Who Will Win?
would love to be that laptop.
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gayer than derek anthonys toothbrush.
getbigs search option is so poor that ron gets subsidy for it.
tiger woods should be thrown of a church
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What to do when every type of porn bores you?
discuss... i moved onto animal stuff, but it turned me off after a while. It just gets really boring
try bisexual, transexual, or outright homosexual porn.
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I am not attacking you. I am just stating the obvious. You and your narcisistic personality try to match Groink and it went wrong. Honest mistake. You are here for 3 months how could you know with who you were messing around?
I have no doubt it must be harsh to get owned at your own thread but it happens. You could be a gentleman about it and accept defeat.
If it serves as consolation Groink has owned guys much better than you.
As an inteligent man you should perceive a reality check as a friendly gesture. You are a good poster and i enjoy them, but you should never forget that this is Getbig and not Gethahoes or Getstd's.com
Falco, for the third time, if you want to tell me something do it as a stand alone man, I'll have a little more respect for you, you keep swinging Groink's dick without his permission, if you wana suckle on his balls like the toothless puppy that you are, then please do so but leave me out of it...I know you're a poor incompetent electrician from a third world country famous for olive oil and goats, but you can do better than that argument wise.
I will not stand for cheap shots from a twink, hence I am calling you out man on man...I am taller, with a better physique, you would kill yourself to get where I am and I just finished a Churchill cigar and was out yesterday stuffing my face in a Michelin starred Japanese restaurant (Nobu) and drinking Sake. Add to this I am wealthier than you'll ever be. My advice to you is to go find a suitable ground out of town near Algarve, dig a 6 foot deep hole and do us all a favour and lie in it and stop breathing.
(http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv67/FilipeFalcao/gHCEN430103-02_zps6ded9e93.jpeg)(http://s2.postimg.org/tjpyt4h21/IMG_78471262017142.jpg)
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Fucking butt hurt, mal-nourished, peasant wasting my time.
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all you need not is some
Nori sheets
Philadelphia cream cheese
avocado's
sushi rice
rice wine vinegar (to make the rice)
sugar (to make the rice)
... and a deep fryer.
deep fried philly-rolls :)
oh, and some eel sauce, soy sauce, and wasabi. :)
6 grams of each hits the sweet spot in my taste buds
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(http://oi57.tinypic.com/14wvvb.jpg)
seems like the kinda woman that you dont have to spend a dime on you could rest your face in her soft panty crotch all day after she fills you up with cookies and pasta after a hard days work while she tells you stories about other planets and the science of electricity
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(http://i59.tinypic.com/ih6x06.gif)(http://i59.tinypic.com/14sdpuu.gif)(http://i62.tinypic.com/29lxyc3.gif)
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Yes, Booty is great
(http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=279490&d=1140426317)
(http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2011/11/19/198627/profilepic/QehMbeYDKklRwMnEBFUGTnjGQEJMbhZkJOFCp.jpg)
Some of my favorite shots , cant find the motorcycle-pic though
(http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=279488&d=1140425981)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=431782.0;attach=477383;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=460980.0;attach=506652)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=295769.0;attach=336360;image)
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Some Getbiggers are doing a great job, banging hot Columbian chicks...etc. BUT, there's also a lot of angry virgins coming out of the woods lately who have no idea how some women should be treated, so I thought a small taster of Skorps ways might enlighten some.
Step 1: Buy her Louboutins
(http://s28.postimg.org/he3si9xdp/IMAG1884_2.jpg)
Step 2: Fly her across the world and wine and dine the shit out of her, in a style no other man did
(http://s30.postimg.org/k37er1f9t/10273362_10152397173940202_3123599266539872192_o.jpg)
Step 3: Don't be shit in bed, and don't look shit naked.
PIC TO XPLICIT TO POST
Step 4: After a full blown night of action, your nuts will need to cool down in zero gravity for recovery as the demand will increase the next night following the way you treated her the night before.
(http://s2.postimg.org/leq4r5dp5/10321112_10152397128655202_3854155418791575237_o.jpg)
ps: If you don't have a job and/or you're ugly and don't even train, ignore all of the above and stay in the basement reading this then post hateful comments below.
A few points from booty... Poor man style. Protein shake delivered from the tap upon waking, followed by coffee in bed. Pick some wild flowers by the side of the road. Leave a little romantic note for her where she will find it.
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can someonw write tbombz story for me? I am missing a lot.
1.Spoiled as a kid
2.Stole from parents to fuel teenage coke habit
3.Trained and got some muscles and lost fat
4.Did some gay
5.Got HIV
6.Became born again christian
7.Got married
God has now wiped the slate so ignore 1-5.
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BigMC will be having a little Skerpio Junior on July 17, 2015.
9 lbs 7 oz.
Congratulations.
(http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/36/396536/P1010015.JPG)
That Rolex Submariner is so old, the dials have gone stale yellow and the screen is so scratched up you can barely tell the time.
If you can't buy a new Rolex, leave it to the people who can afford them. You're trying too hard.
And from your forearm, I can tell your physique is shit...I'd say you're sitting at atleast 15 to 18%+ bf right now.
Brutal 5" wrists.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
7 days out & ride bike for aerobics this morning
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=569363;image)
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walked into a planet fitness today
they put a brand new huge planet fitness gym 5 minutes from my house. i finally checked it out today. as soon as i walked in, the manger came up and tryed to sign me up.
i told him, you don't want me in here bro. he agreed, as i was wearing a 3 xxxl shirt. but i have to say, the place was nice. rows of brand new treadmills, steppers, tvs everywhere.
also a snack bar. now i would never join planet fitness to lift weights, as i already belong to three gyms. but when my one year commitment runs out at my anytime fitness gym for 38.00
a month, i just might join planet fitness for the 10.00 dollars a month just to use the cardio equipment.
Judgment Free Zone. What pandering, turbocharged faggotry.
Come on in, sit on the bike, and enjoy your hot fudge sundae. No pedaling, no worries. We won't even think poorly of you.
I actually belong to a PF and I judge people in there all the time.
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Re: Random pics
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Hitler on Getbig
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:) :o 8)
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-2BDA_53B03052.jpg)
Imagine trying to explain that one to the grandkids.
Or to girls lol
That boy's not interested in girls. He has homosexual written all over him in bold neon
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That may be my favorite photoshop ever. I lol every time I see it.
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(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-02-2014/9OCjRs.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/9OCjRs)
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Re: Dennis Wolf training shoulders in Russia
Dennis discovered that upright rows are the secret to bigger legs and humongous calves.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=534605.0;attach=563240;image)
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I am tighter than your asshole.
to Nick Toscani
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For Nick Toscani....it went downhill from here on:
Why don't you 2 just get a room and take this shit off the boards. All the public dick sucking makes my stomach turn
Of all the people on here. You're the last person who should talk about cock sucking ::)
This is you right?
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Shizzo has been abandoned by the organisation.
Why would Shizzo think that The Organization would have any say in getting him out of timeout. Only Ron or OMR can do that.
I can just picture you pondering that: rubbing your chin staring aimlessly out the trailer window.
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For Nick Toscani....it went downhill from here on:
KO post :D
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Re: Bostin Lloyd will not recover
;D
Comments were hilarious esp where his gf is standing up for him
Page from npc comp Jonathan Irizarry
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"not that small"
sucks.
.... not that small.
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Well guys I've been seeing this girl for quite some time now and it's as evolved in to a full realtionship. She is a really nice women, she 25 but over all I'm really impressed with her. I've never dated a women in the 9 or 10 category and we are prep for the sane show. So guys what are some things I can expect?
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-AE5C_53B2BCEF.jpg)
protein farts
psychotic outbursts
sleeping with judges behind your back
blowing dealers for coke and hgh
outside of that you are good to go 8)
I guess you can expect her to wear a yellow star mask all the time.
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Re: PHIL HEATH 4X Mr. Olympia
Really proving what a consummate professional he is. :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=540611.0;attach=569765;image)
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No wonder Phil has so few followers on social media compared to other bodybuilders.
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Phil is a narrow fucking moron, the idiot judges that made him Mr. O should be put in concrete boots and dumped into the mariana trench.
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Re: The yearly 'do you want kids ' thread
They're tough, but easier than people bitch about. I have one and want two more.
My first son will get my GB account once he's old enough to manage real estate in people's minds.
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Re: Phil destroying the HATERS online!
Those comments could very much be real and phil , if you go to his official facebook
https://www.facebook.com/philheath?hc_location=timeline (https://www.facebook.com/philheath?hc_location=timeline)
view the replies under his most current posts , just a few responses i screenshots i saw on his Facebook this morning
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=540611.0;attach=569772;image)
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Re: Anyone ever dated a Bikini competitor?
I prefer girls into outdoors and sports I dated a triathlete, very balanced educated girl. But had black toe nails and blisters on feet from constant running. I could live with it but once her foot was next to my face during sex...it dampened my orgasm.
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I'll admit that Matt Meinrod got the jump on me but only because I'm out working right now. But this has nothing to do with being an insider......this is something that the IFBB publicly announced
But I do know my place and that's in front of your mothers mouth while she's on her knees brushing her teeth with my cock
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-B567_53B31AAE.jpg)
<- FYI that is Goodrum's face!
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one dresses like a freak, fucks fruits and gets blowjobs from dudes under a towel at a strip club, the other likes to walk around with lady purses
this whole cult is fucked up
(http://musclemecca.com/imported-images/2009/11/SDC11152-1.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=349091.0;attach=383463;image)
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No wonder Phil has so few followers on social media compared to other bodybuilders.
Fitness models have three times the followers....he's a douche
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Fitness models have three times the followers....he's a douche
What's the alternative, guy. Kai?
C'mon.
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What's the alternative, guy. Kai?
C'mon.
Agreed. Kai is over-the-top weird.
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What's the alternative, guy. Kai?
C'mon.
There's no alternative, they all suck.
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I think Team Dennis James with Big Ramy is more positive to follow on Social Media than Phil Heath.
yes, their videos on youtube are good old school bodybuilding, no gommickery or show off's like how Jay comes across...etc.
Just hard training and old school bodybuilding ethics. I always liked Dennis James...and big Ramy is a beast of a man and acts mature and level headed, Phil should take a leaf of his Book. Ronnie is still the best Mr O we've had in a long time.
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yes, their videos on youtube are good old school bodybuilding, no gommickery or show off's like how Jay comes across...etc.
Just hard training and old school bodybuilding ethics. I always liked Dennis James...and big Ramy is a beast of a man and acts mature and level headed, Phil should take a leaf of his Book. Ronnie is still the best Mr O we've had in a long time.
I like jay
he seems like a nice guy
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I like jay
he seems like a nice guy
he thinks he's the best Mr O ever....I strongly disagree with this statement
Jay is not a bad guy, I don't dislike him, I just appreciate other bodybuilders more like Ronnie Big Ramy Dennis...etc He's better than Phil any day though. Phil acts like he needs to grow up a little bit more.
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he thinks he's the best Mr O ever....I strongly disagree with this statement
Jay is not a bad guy, I don't dislike him, I just appreciate other bodybuilders more like Ronnie Big Ramy Dennis...etc He's better than Phil any day though. Phil acts like he needs to grow up a little bit more.
I think jay puts that shit out as he feels he has too
he told me Ronnie at his best was unbeatable
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I think jay puts that shit out as he feels he has too
he told me Ronnie at his best was unbeatable
Because no one has yet to bring that package, can't remember which year it was but he came in at over 280lbs on stage and it was over from the get go. Jay came close once or twice when Ronnie was way off, but at his best Jay looked like an amateur next to Big Ron
(http://forums.steroid.com/attachments/pictures-pro-bodybuilders/24337d1067126789-mr-olympia-2003-fdbe0674.jpg)
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Because no one has yet to bring that package, can't remember which year it was but he came in at over 280lbs on stage and it was over from the get go. Jay came close once or twice when Ronnie was way off, but at his best Jay looked like an amateur next to Big Ron
(http://forums.steroid.com/attachments/pictures-pro-bodybuilders/24337d1067126789-mr-olympia-2003-fdbe0674.jpg)
I think jay was better than he got credit for
he came in twice in phenomenal shape and looked great
30ius of hgh per day of peace
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I think jay was better than he got credit for
he came in twice in phenomenal shape and looked great
30ius of hgh per day of peace
2nd guys always get forgotten , like Nasser, shawn and wheeler.
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2nd guys always get forgotten , like Nasser, shawn and wheeler.
denim cut off shorts of peace
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denim cut off shorts of peace
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=46739.0;attach=49665;image)
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Don't forget this outfit once considered as the epitome of straight alpha maleness.
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Don't forget this outfit once considered as the epitome of straight alpha maleness.
Even this one ???
(http://dq8nlzk56ayth.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fashionlead.jpg)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=46739.0;attach=49665;image)
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Don't forget this outfit once considered as the epitome of straight alpha maleness.
that quote seems more fitting for Flex Wheeler's kidney.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=46739.0;attach=49665;image)
that quote seems more fitting for Flex Wheeler's kidney.
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Even this one ???
(http://dq8nlzk56ayth.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fashionlead.jpg)
I just see a couple of very masculine lads enjoying a hot summer's day helping each other out stretching their beautiful muscles. As heterosexual as a mutual jelqing session with Marc Almond.
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(http://strengthaddicts.com/images/john5.jpg)
This guy is clean as a whistle and built very similar to Schwarzenegger.
(http://caracaschronicles.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/whistle.jpg)
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Re: Bertha Butt pool - junior gimmick or legit missunderstood poster?
She's asleep now, so I should be safe for the next 8 hours... ;D
(http://i61.tinypic.com/2dsk480.jpg)
My favorite position, her over the living room table. Yes, it's a mess. Never feel like tidying up when I'm hard. :D Yes, that's a not-so-stylish duvet we use to make it more comfortable. Yes, pic taken with a potato cam. Yes, I was savagely jerking it whilst taking this pic. :o :P
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Except that I was a sperm donor at a few clinics a long time ago. There'[s prob about 20-30 of my offspring running around so the Vince Goodrum legacy will never die.. ;D
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Ron* actually got a lot of "heat" from competitors,officials and other "industry people to change/moderate "police" the Get-Big forums.....much to his credit he never wavered
* Ron Avidan
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Re: Vince Basile - tell us about your Mr Canada competition!
it is all fun and games until Vince Basile shows up at your grandmother's funeral.
it is all fun and games until Vince Basile shows up at your kid's school.
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Re: Ass but BB related - glute training
:-*
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=388938.0;attach=569527;image)
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Tbombz looks jacked, june 15th, 2014
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-91F6_53B561EA.jpg)
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solid work, his dedication to obtain Aids to get free Gov. Medical HGH is working out great for him
He's big again!
Was afraid for his health during his meth-gay4pay-binge.
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Cutler Looking Lean 15 weeks out from the Olympia Expo Tshirt Booth
(http://www.bodybuildingclothinguk.co.uk/s2g/stringervests/bodybuildingvest5.jpg)
Ray lives!
Ray's really starting to look better than his brother now.
Is he really his brother?
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My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.
Guess I watch too much porn.
This was a really great post.
Be right back, Im going to go slam my dick in the door.
Nick Toscani's abs never said no did they? Man up bro
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getbig.com: triggering mid-life crises since 1996
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LOL @ me telling pro bodybuilders they would only need a one-way ticket when flying to FL to beat me up.
ahhh the good old days on getbig.
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Re: Creatine made Elliot Rodger kill
Is this the Cell_Tech?
Is this just an off-brand?
Caught in a Max Muscle
No escape from physiology
Open your mouth
Scoop up the creat' and see
I'm just a huge wreck, I got no cash on me
Because I'm G4P, kidney blown
Systolic high, test' low
Anyways, the store's closed, and creatine really matter to me, to me
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Would love to meet this couple (no homo, no swinger)
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Re: Gym goals
1.- Time Under Tension (No herky jerky fast paced sloppy shit reps....all about controlling the weight in good form)
2.- Extending a set via using Intensity Techniques (fuck 8 reps,or 12 reps,or 20 reps
Do a Drop-Set,Triple-Drop Set,Super-Set,etc. etc.,to reach true failure while experience pin with a huge pump)
3.- Minimal Rest Periods (30-60 seconds between sets....90 seconds for some leg exercises
Getting the most work done in the shortest amount of time is intensity at its very best)
4.- Moderate Poundages (they feel much heavier using the above tactics.
Some "Controlled Cheating" as Arnold called it at the end of a hard set is permissable,but nothing too sloppy formwise.)
5.- Mind/Muscle Connection...without it you`re just lifting weights and are quite simply fucked.
6.- Full Range Of Motion (none of this 1/4 rep pansy shit I see daily on too many occasions.
If you can`t do the movement using full ROM,take off some poundage.....ego at door.....leave it there)
As a guy gets older,the meaning of heavy is a very relative thing.
I did powerlifting and lots of sets 0f triples,doubles,and 5 X 5 and shit like that.......got stronger than shit but very little hypertrophy.
Can`t do all that shot anymore at 59,nor would I recommend it for veteran trainers since it got me fucking nowhere physiquewise.
HTH ;)
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Would Brazil fucking go and score a second already feel like I'm holding a dump. Could be the Dominoes I ate though.
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Big -nose- Ach akbar!
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
arrived Japan & will do guestposing tonight
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=570213;image)
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No suffering here
Diet: Chinese, Popeyes, IHOP, pizza, cannolis
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how old were you when you lost your virginity?
Im yet to loose mine.
;)
I don't remember the exact age, let me check with my priest.
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My buddy I havent seen in about 4 years came back in town..recently married about 6 months also..him, myself and his wife, and his sis went out drinking recently..long story short I was making out with his wife and got his sisters number..wife is a hoe and sis loves guys on juice..is this my fault?..he recently was left by his wife and wants to blame me..wants to fight me..he dosent know im secretly talking to his 18 year old sis..shes gorgeous I cant help my self...im I a scum bag or is it ok to go with the flow? I didnt try fyi
I would take your manhood in front of them at gunpoint and make them look you in the eye . Hth
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No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. Cheesy for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll. Wink
Any other questions just shoot
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Fuck....this is sick :-X
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Can't stop laughing at this one ;D
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Do you trust banks or hide your money in a safe?
I have half of my money in our private getbig bank. Never heard about it? you are not ready yet. In reality GetBig. com is one big money laundering service run by Ron Avidan, milionaires pretending to be bb fans running this perfect scam for years.
Most getbiggers are familiar with the banking protocols of this place...
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a new gimmick appears, ::)
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The below conversation is from this thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540914.0
I'm sure most members already do that. And my ass is nice and plump thanks.
Really?
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Why does the "images you'll also enjoy" contain a pic of a penis? :-X
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This will make you lose faith in humanity:girl gives 24 blowjobs for a free drink
Sad, somebody will marry that one day :-\
http://m.vkmag.com/magazine/brits_meisje_speelt_stofzuiger_voor_een_gratis_drankje/
apparently she thought she was going to win a free holiday
"holiday" was the name of the cocktail she won
We can't judge. After a long workout, with the anabolic window quickly closing, I bet many of us would resort to such antics in hope of winning a protein shake.
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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
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You are starting to irritate me a little now, you are coming across as some overly friendly smarmy chat show host.
Who cares if you get irritated?
You are just another homo on the internet.
1 out of ten out of 1million guys trying to fit in on this loser world of people with no friends.
Get real and understand that if you were to die tonight nobody would really give a shit.
You might get a sticky for being a gay rights internet warrior but that would only embarrass your Dad, so....................Go od luck.
My wife, I tend to snap at her if she asks me to make a coffee while Im posting.
;D
lets hope she never checks your google search history :-X
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Why is it that bodybuilders are afraid of real jobs, I have heard many bodybuilders say that they are forced to do g4p, prostitution etc cause they dont have money, are they not aware that there are real jobs available if you are willing to work or is it that they are just lazy and dont like to work,
To be honest, I would rather suck a few cocks and train all day then be doing this fucking spreadsheet (no homo)
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So many great BigCyp quotes! ;D
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Jason Genova's youtube channel has been suspended :'(
Lets see...calling a steroid dealer over the phone, running around in a gay club naked with your ding a ling showing, obvious exploitation of a mentally disabled individual.
I think that counts as multiple violations of Youtube's policy
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Re: Random pics
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Are you aware there is a statistic which claims that one in six men are gay? If you talked to 7 different guys today, 3 of them could be gay.
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Math doesn't add up.
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Ronnie's Arms Hit 15" Mark :-/
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Dude has some form of muscle wasting disease, as he always seems to be training, and does not look like he's come off to me.
AmonRa currently dying to respond to this thread.
Everytime one of his girlfriends pops out a new baby, Big Ron loses 1 inch in his arms.
Ronnie is a serial raw-dogger. We can't rule out the Aids without a verifiable test.
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Sorry bitch I will no longer take part in making another great thread about your boring ass. Log off grandma
You are butt hurt because you have a pencil dick.
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I started abusing Ritalin and next thing I know I'm making the Best Getbig Quotes thread three times in a row. 8)
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no shit, Sherlock. ;D
Explains why it was quoted then. Silly me.
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I started abusing Ritalin and next thing I know I'm making the Best Getbig Quotes thread three times in a row. 8)
often, I don't even look at who posted something. I just post a quote here if I like it. I think the same goes for DroppingPlates. :)
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often, I don't even look at who posted something. I just post a quote here if I like it. I think the same goes for DroppingPlates. :)
Yes, here the same. I would even submit quotes from both Vinces, Sev and a few others I don't like.
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Re: JAY CUTLERS EX WIFE LOOKING HOT
Is she with Keith Jardine now? :D
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Is that her kid?
I wonder if Jay is still able to give a woman a child after all the years of use. He's no Ronnie in that department.
what do ya mean?
I wasn't aware Ronnie was a particularly fertile man.
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Too much trolling on this thread...get back to the gym! :P
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Re: JAY CUTLERS EX WIFE LOOKING HOT
I don't think Ronnie's latex allergy is anything to joke about.
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I don't know about you guys, but I think the detail of this guys artwork is phenomenal...
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If they made a bunny suit wearing Tbombz figure that I could sodomize with a toothpick I'd buy it right away.
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:D :D :D :D
Booty is like elevator music.....the same boring shit droning on over and over and over.
That's it, I'm out of this thread, last post, I am done!
Unless Lobstah posts.
Then I will respond
Then I am done!
Unless ESFitness responds
Then I will try to be funny
Then I am done!
Unless bigmc posts and White Knights in his Klan robe
Then I will make a dumb sexual innuendo post and flash a pic of my fake tits
Then I am done!
I mean it....
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
My grand finale posing in Himeji, Japan, (2014-7-6)
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Re: Happy Birthday Kai Greene
I had a dream with Kai in it last night, we were getting ready to do one of his brutal leg workouts and he made up some soup with marijuana oil in it. I said is this going to get me high as it activates my kundalini and he said yeah me too, that's all I remember, homo.
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Re: Phil Heath - starts Gifted Nutrition - watch out!
Philly Wonka and the Protein Factory
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damn lol. Imma use this on my social I think for Halloween haha. nicely done my friend nicely done.
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Re: Phil Heath - starts Gifted Nutrition - watch out!
FUCKING AWESOME!!!
He looks like the monster from Jeepers Creepers.
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Re: Aaron Singerman and PJ Braun Buy 2 Lambo's !!!
Vince Goodrum buys a new trailer!!!
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Re: No gym bags allowed in the gym ??
Years ago I used to let guys carry dumbbells up the steps to the gym. Good exercise. One day three of those light dumbbells disappeared. That was the end of that exercise.
Over the years we have had protein cans disappear, a belt with rings to attach weight for dips and chins, various small plates, pins, and handles.
It would be good to have a metal detector to prevent theft. Maybe blokes hand small weights through a window?
Lots of guys have home gyms. The handles I make are stainless and custom built and polished. You can't buy these handles in stainless that I have seen. One day one
went missing. I wasn't pleased. I custom build the weight stack pins, too. Special hard steel pins that won't bend or rust with stainless tops plus polyurethane so there is no metal to metal contact.
You can't buy pins like these. My standard for gym equipment is high. Things have to last and last.
So we started the gym rule of no bags taken along in the gym. We provide secure lockers for valuables and a gym bag. You have to pay
for these as they were very expensive to buy. $90,000 for three banks that are controlled by a computer. This is a hard rule to enforce with muscleheads. Ditto the rule about having
a large towel so that no sweat or skin touches the upholstery. I need a split bamboo stick to help enforce these rules!
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I made $15 million before I was 30, and it wasn't as awesome as you'd think
I made $15 million in my mid-20s after I sold a tech startup. I talked to a lot of people about this question, and thought a lot about how to stay the same person I was before and after making money.
Here's my answer: being rich is better than not being rich, but it's not nearly as good as you imagine it is.
The answer why is a bit more complicated.
First, one of the only real things being rich gives you is that you don't have to worry about money as much anymore. There will still be some expenses that you cannot afford (and you will wish you could), but most expenses can be made without thinking about what it costs. This is definitely better, without a doubt.
Being rich does come with some downsides, though. The first thing you are thinking reading that, is, "cry me a river". That is one of the downsides. You are not allowed to complain about anything, ever. Since most people imagine being rich as nirvana, you are no longer allowed to have any human needs or frustrations in the public eye. Yet, you are still a human being, but most people don't treat you like one.
There's the second downside. Most people now want something out of you, and it can be harder to figure out whether someone is being nice to you because they like you, or they are being nice to you because of your money. If you aren't married yet, good luck trying to figure out (and/or always having self doubt) about whether a partner is into you or your money.
Then you have friends & family. Hopefully your relationship with them doesn't sour, but it can get harder. Both can get really weird about it and start to treat you differently. They might come and ask for a loan (bad idea: if you give, always give a gift). One common problem is that they don't appreciate Christmas presents the way that they used to, and they can get unrealistic expectations for how large a present should be and be disappointed when you don't meet their unrealistic expectations. You have to start making decisions for your parents on what does and does not cost too much, and frankly, it's awkward.
Add all of these up and you can start to feel a certain sense of isolation.
You sometimes lay awake at night, wondering if you made the right investment decisions, whether it might all go away. You know that feeling standing on a tall building, the feeling you might lose your mind and jump? Sometimes you're worried that you might lose your mind and spend it all.
The next thing you need to understand about money is this: all of the things you picture buying, they are only worthwhile to you because you cannot afford them (or have to work really hard to acquire them). Maybe you have your eye on a new Audi — once you can easily afford it, it just doesn't mean as much to you anymore.
Everything is relative, and you are more or less powerless to that. Yes, the first month you drive the Audi, or eat in a fancy restaurant, you really enjoy it. But then you sort of get used to it. And then you are looking towards the next thing, the next level up. And the problem is that you have reset your expectations, and everything below that level doesn't get you quite as excited anymore.
This happens to everyone. Good people can maintain perspective, actively fight it, and stay grounded. Worse people complain about it and commit general acts of douchebaggery. But remember this: it would happen to you, too, even though you might not think so. You'll just have to trust me on this one.
Most people hold the illusion that if only they had more money, their life would be better and they would be happier. Then they get rich, and that doesn't happen, and it can throw them into a serious life crisis.
If you're part of the middle class, you have just as many opportunities to do with your life what you want of it. If you're not happy now, you won't be happy because of money.
Whether you're rich or not, make your life what you want it to be, and don't use money as an excuse. Go out there, get involved, be active, pursue your passion, and make a difference.
Money buys happiness, those that can't be happy with money usually have other underlying issues and would be unhappy no matter what they have or don't have.
Happiness is a state of mind. That is why that there are people who don't have money and are happy.
You can not by a state of mind like happiness. Money can provide a peace of mind.
I posted an article a whole back (this may be it) that was about how people who bought things were happy for a brief moment, and then unhappy, so they bought something else. So, it can be like that with money. You get more, and then your goal is to focus on getting more still. Kinda like a gluttonous person, their purpose is more or less obtaining more, which makes them momentarily happy. But, the happiness is fleeting.
http://lifehacker.com/why-were-so-materialistic-even-though-it-doesnt-make-1486081424 (http://lifehacker.com/why-were-so-materialistic-even-though-it-doesnt-make-1486081424)
http://io9.com/why-are-materialists-less-happy-1544139588 (http://io9.com/why-are-materialists-less-happy-1544139588)
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AOO is trending in this thread
Husband sends wife spreadsheet showing she turned him down for sex 25/28 times
;D
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When in doubt, spreadsheet it out.
are you saying this dude excels at not getting laid?
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Hahahaha! That's fucking awesome!
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Re: I want to feel like I did in my early 20s again, suggestions?
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Re: Is tattoos ever ok, on anyone? The bible says NO
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you can tattoo whatever you want on your shitty body billy, you re still a wimp, and everyone knows it everywhere you go. Who are you going to scare with that retarded drawing? little kids at the park?
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Re: Which getbigger would you want to be?
I can just be "G"!
You can just fuck off.
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Re: CT Fletcher calls out Leroy Colbert During His Steroid Test
I just did a contest prep for a natural.
Had him on
100mg of prop EOD
100mg of Tren EOD
50mg of Var ED
for 8 weeks
At 4 weeks out, he dropped everything
and past the drug test with flying colors, LMAO at McWay
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I have lights you fucking moron
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Government Housing.... The barebone utilitarian windows, 4'' generic baseboard moulding, white walls, and primitive carpet blew your cover!! ;D ;D ;D
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wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.
That's a thing of beauty right there. Like Kahn M. Singh and juruth sat and composed a soliloquy.
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The Honorable Kahn N. Singh doesn't seem to be posting much lately.
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Re: The top-3 funniest things ever posted on Getbig
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Typhoon coming to Taipei ? No matter, TRAINING is still on!
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Re: Which getbigger would you want to be?
Musclecenter's eyes
Junior's nose
Primemuscle's prostate
Tbombz T cell count
Booty's milk slingers
Jason Genova's or Bostin Loyd's penis
Falcon's Gyno
DJ181's muscles
Nick Toscani's belly
Ron Avidan's 2nd chin
Chaos' cranium/ankles/hole of butt
Big Ro's stache
Darren Avey's charming smile
Shizzo's liver
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Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
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Imagine this fine specimen on a hot summers day. Pushing his ice cream cart through your neighborhood with his shirt off.
Blue collar stud.
Melted vanilla ice cream dripping all over the bulge of his faded jeans as he hands you your cone.
"You gonna wash that off?" you ask him
He tosses you a wet rag. You lick your ice cream cone furiously.
:o :o :o :o :o
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Hahahahahahahaha! Holy Shit!!! THis is the funniest yet! Still so true....I cant stop laughing lol
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Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
"You gonna wash that off"?
Fucking brilliant... Great minds on getbig ;D
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Hahahahahahahaha! Holy Shit!!! THis is the funniest yet! Still so true....I cant stop laughing lol
that tbombz video was created by IronMeister. I also think it is brilliant. :)
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The fear
Regardless where you are in life, of cutting cycles, roid cycles, diets and regimes, do you feel an innate fear of losing your muscles?
The feeling that if you don't abide by your muscle standard you lose part of your identity, or rather self worth.
You have worked out for decades, and in your scientific mind you know you don't lose your muscles by cheating, taking brakes, but you have that underlying anxiousness that you might anyway.
I am starting to lose that personally. I have come to the conclusion that if I lose muscle so easily after working out for half of my life, it's not worth it to always strive to be at my personal best.
There should be gains that stay through normal life.
Am I tripping out right now or do you know what I mean?
Do you have "the fear"? Have you lost it? Is it a good thing?
My muscles fear losing me.
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Anyone ever seen anyone ever bring up their calves?
I know Arnold claimed to have done it but has anyone ever seen anyone else manage it. I can't think of a single person.
I was wondering this today while doing calves. Mine suck and no matter how hard I have trained them in the past they always sucked.
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you are the puppet and I am the master
I am a true wordsmith basille
you are a buffoon
You don't have the vocabulary or wit required. You are a simpleton of monumental proportions.
You are becoming as delusional as your chum Goodrum!
I am clearly inebriated by the exuberance of my verbosity Vincent
you are a simpleton and aged senile poppy cock
a man with no redeeming features
I dumb down my posts when speaking to you lest you be dazzled by my wit and repartee
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Imbasile is not equipped to contend with the will of bigmc.
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Re: British soap star Natalie Cassidy showing off her curves
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So much photoshop, that adobe owns the right to that photo
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Re: I'm calling out Vince G CSN MFT PHD! Stop the lies.
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Quite frankly folks, other than talking about my ex...it doesn't bother me as to what he says about me because I've already beaten him many times over in life.
Vince Basile is upset because he thinks I ruined his legacy as a champion bodybuilder when in fact he knows in his heart that he's not a Mr Canada....not when you organize the event and pick the judges. Sorry but when you're competing against people who didn't shave or tan and folks on stage wanting pants you certainly have to question the legitimacy of the event...obviously a sham
Vince shared all of his information about that as well as taking pictures of "young lads" and filming the funeral of Lee Priest's Grandfather without his consent, and fleeing from Canada because of some unusual events. Sorry but what kind of husband moves from Canada to Australia while their wife is pregnant???
There's not telling as to what kind of skeletons he has in his closet and honestly I don't want to know. What I can say is that while he can post here, he certainly isn't welcome...Ron and OMR have already confirmed that.
So why hang around a place where you're not wanted Basile??? Not sure but you can count on never seeing a welcome mat
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Andreas Cahling aknowledges Radu on facebook :)
https://www.facebook.com/andreascahling/photos/a.10152023629753749.1073741825.33771703748/10152585085943749/?type=1&theater (https://www.facebook.com/andreascahling/photos/a.10152023629753749.1073741825.33771703748/10152585085943749/?type=1&theater)
Andreas Cahling
"1980 - a fan using my physique as inspiration is shown next to my photo with the IFBB Pro Mr International trophy. I think he has done a great job! Shows what you can do when you focus on a goal."
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I`m gonna` start posting in Green just to feel fucking cool.
THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL MAN! ;D
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Re: created a seeking arrangment profile while low in funds..life is good
social experiment...for those who don't know seekingarrangments.com is a sugar daddy website where young women go to seek wealthy male companionship...i completely lied my ass off pertaining to my wealth and current successes. Cannot stop receiving emails from girls locally to me....you have 18- to 25 year old girls by the volume of numbers giving up them selves all for a weekly to monthly allowance..i get 25-45 year old women looking to get in business with me ...I get requests from 1k a month 2 visits max to 10k a month unlimited amounts of visits....normal girls with everyday careers and jobs..everything is completely discreet in this website and the women ask for the "relationship" to be completely discreet to their personal life..this is where you find hot models and all the hot instragram girls....im gonna meet this girl tomorrow and offer her money for a quick fuck...I will then be paying for her "services" with a check..a check that WILL NOT CLEAR...trying to teach them a lesson...life looks very scary going forward for searching a true partner in crime..women are completely different in todays times...maybe its just south florida
Been on seekingarrangments.com and sugardaddie.com on and off for many many years, mentioned this here before, fucked over 300 girls from sugardaddie.com alone easily, I prefer it to seekingarrangments because it has less obvious hoe's there.
Anyway if you sell yourself well and do your homework your plan will work to some degree but not to the extent that you think it will and there are some major flaws and other issues you are ignoring which I will come on to in a second.
First thing is first, you gonna be spending money whether you like it or not. Not talking about paying the girls an allowance, talking about paying for drinks, dinner, cab rides home, hotels all that shit. You are not going to get anywhere with these girls if you take them to shitty places, they will run a mile and you will fuck up your persona of being a wealthy guy instantly.
Have several dates a week like the ones I mentioned above that YOU have to pay for and it quickly it gets very expensive.
Now the second point, if you think these girls are going to accept a "cheque" from you, you are very deluded. They will always insist on cash or electronic bank transfer upfront, they are smarter than you give them credit for and many guys have tried to fool them before, most won't fall for it.
Thirdly, you are up against guys who are genuinely wealthy, driver Ferrari's and Bentley's and these girls are very smart at figuring out the bullshiters from the real deal and have many many options with genuine wealthy guys who will have no issue paying for their time and services.
Are you going to pick up one of these girls in your honda civic pretending to me a millionaire? Are you going to get them to "get a cab" to your date and pay for that? What restaurant you going to take them too? It better be a classy joint, can you afford to drop a few hundred on drinks and dinner etc? All these little things they will be focused on to "test you" and will expect 100% of the time before they even entertain the idea of fucking you.
Where you gonna fuck them? In a hotel? Guess what you gonna be paying for that. Unless you wanna bring them back to your apartment, if it looks like shit, guess what you have been exposed, it ain't happening and she will make her excuses and go home.
Finally even if you manage to fool one of these girls into bed or seduce them just cos she likes you etc you could potentially develop feelings for that person or the sex could be so great that you'd want to fuck her again but because you will be exposed as a liar and a fraud she won't be giving you the time of day anymore and will move on to a legit wealthy guy that can give her everything she wants and whether you like to admit or not that's going to fuck with your head and hurt your pride.
These girls don't come on to those sites looking for love, they are looking for a sponsor to help them out with real life financial problems/issues.
This will be much more complicated than you think, they are way smarter than you give them credit for and you need to really pay attention to detail which in itself will be costly.
You will quickly find out your plan won't work in the way you want it too.
Good luck
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It's funny how they do to mention that girls have been raped from meeting someone from a dating site.
Some have been killed.
They should mention that too.
Yes they should write something like this.
"Here on dateblabla.com people have found true love, marriage (and some have been raped and/or killed!) only $10 a month"
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hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here
tesla found if you take similar devices that operate on the same rates or frequencies they communicate energy with each other
im guessing in dreams we are all at different frequencies in our sleep some of us around the world will match up perfectly in frequency and communicate "energy" with each other in our dreams.
You on meds yet?
i question what kind of person you are in real life why the need to start trouble goes with out sayin typical here , multiple people on the same frequency , thats what makes life beautiful knowing the differences in frequencies . dont worry i will just create that looped circuit on high voltage for your kind and put you out of your sweet misery
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Re: Dan Bilzerian Howard Stern Interview
I think he just wanted to be the king of instagram. There's a ton of millionaire douchebags on there constantly showing off. He just wants to top them. I've never met the guy or spent time with him, so I won't waste time trying convince myself if he's happy or not.
It wouldn't matter if he was broke tomorrow he would be doing the same exact shit he is doing today, would just be on a smaller scale.
It's the same disease that we all suffer from and are addicted to in the gambling world, rich or poor it doesn't matter, you seek the chase, the adrenaline, the thrill, the excitement, YOU CAN"T not have it. It would be a death sentence if you can't have it.
It makes every day unique, interesting, different, you don't answer to anybody and you live life exactly on your own terms and most importantly it makes you feel alive, sharpens the senses.
There nothing like the feeling that concentrates your whole existence into a mili second from your stomach to your throat to you mouth into a single moment those few seconds after you lose a huge bet, heart pounding, sweat pouring and the world stands still and you say "FUCK" with your whole existence.
And there is nothing like the feeling of agilation and sheer ecstasy those few second after you win a huge bet and just scream "YESSSSSS"! It's the best orgasm in the world...and it literally makes you feel like a king.
The stakes are just the doses.
Some need higher doses than others but its essentially the same drug of choice.
The women, the partying and all the rest of it are just welcome and much needed distractions in between bets.
The main thing is to ALWAYS stay in action and to ALWAYS get your fix, come rain or shine.
Uncle Joon Approved
Shepherd of Sinai
Protector of the weak and vulnerable.
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Re: "thegamechanger" gimmick is going to Time Out
If you have anything you would like to tell the piece of shit you better do so quickly. He's getting pitched out of here shortly.
Why do you keep pretending that you have anything to say over the moderation of this place? It's stupid and tired now.
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Re: "thegamechanger" gimmick is going to Time Out
He should invest more time in upright rows..
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The mayor's son.
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The Mayor already has a ready-to-use white towel in his pocket. It's by the smallest tricks you can make the difference between a talented amateur and a real pro. 8)
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Re: Sev's new Facebook profile photo.
(http://i.imgur.com/CjMHW69.jpg)
Well, he couldn't be so blunt as to have a dildo in one hand and money in the other, could he?
"Guess which one saves your hair?
I picked wrong
Don't believe the tales, go with the science, start Propecia today"
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:D
Liberals Explode Over “Straight White Guy Festival” In Ohio
By Steve Straub On July 27, 2014 · 361 Comments · In US
This is clearly meant as sarcasm, but it does raise a valid point. Why is every group allowed to have a “pride” or “ethnic celebration” day except Caucasians?
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Goodale Park is the home to an ever growing number of festivals, including the Gay Pride Parade and ComFest.
But a flyer that’s gone up around Clintonville is sending a less inclusive message.
It’s promoting the Straight White Guy Festival. It claims the festival will be held in Goodale Park in September.
Several pictures of the flyers tacked on telephone poles were posted on Twitter.
In a community where the push for equality is on full display, not everyone appreciates the message.
Read more: http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/liberals-explode-over-straight-white-guy-festival-in-ohio
Who's guest posing?
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created a seeking arrangment profile while low in funds..life is good
social experiment...for those who don't know seekingarrangments.com is a sugar daddy website where young women go to seek wealthy male companionship...i completely lied my ass off pertaining to my wealth and current successes. Cannot stop receiving emails from girls locally to me....you have 18- to 25 year old girls by the volume of numbers giving up them selves all for a weekly to monthly allowance..i get 25-45 year old women looking to get in business with me ...I get requests from 1k a month 2 visits max to 10k a month unlimited amounts of visits....normal girls with everyday careers and jobs..everything is completely discreet in this website and the women ask for the "relationship" to be completely discreet to their personal life..this is where you find hot models and all the hot instragram girls....im gonna meet this girl tomorrow and offer her money for a quick fuck...I will then be paying for her "services" with a check..a check that WILL NOT CLEAR...trying to teach them a lesson...life looks very scary going forward for searching a true partner in crime..women are completely different in todays times...maybe its just south florida
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Re: When Phil poses next to kai .....
Who is Phil to judge? Who are we to judge? We don't know what really happened between Kai and the grape fruit. Maybe that relationship went deeper than we know.They might have been in love. May be the grape fruit asked for it, had a provocative demeanor, dressed in a exaggerated pinkish color. Who knows? Kai has been very secretive about it. He still hurts maybe.
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Re: What The......
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Lee on Palumboism (getbig's influence made clear by the fact that Lee doesn't even have to ask what it is)
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Re: Is it possible to keep long term relationship with woman fresh?
Kids are awesome - not having kids and being able bodied and well funded at the same time reeks of typical western nihilist/hedonist arse wipe personality.
yeah, like you and most others have great genomes and traits/inheritance to transfer to these new human beings ::)
I guess only about 20% of humans should be allowed to procreate at all, and now every asswipe thinks he's doing a "favor for humanity" by spreading his twisted DNA. Fuck you and your kids, I don't give a shit about them and would prefer they were never born (just like you), as they are no benefit for me, nor my relatives.
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This will make you lose faith in humanity:girl gives 24 blojobs for a free drink
Sad, somebody will marry that one day :-\
http://tinypic.com/r/2z5k8if/8
apparently she thought she was going to win a free holiday
"holiday" was the name of the cocktail she won
any updates on this girl?
Still having her stomach pumped for semen.
yes, she is still a whore
and her breath still smells like bleach
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Ronnie Coleman will have Full hip replacement tomorrow. Saw it on Instagram a few days ago and just a few minutes ago. Sorry, can't copy it from my phone.
Ronnie has a couple hours to get a couple more babies made before surgery.
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When you search "sexy grapefruit" on google images this comes up ;D
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If Kai wanted grapefruit juice he should have just used one of these
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Re: Little Men in Big Pick up Trucks
Pussies, just buy a Marauder:
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Imbasile is not equipped to contend with the will of bigmc.
That is a solid post of the god honest truth!! God bless you sir!
and you go fuck yourself Imbasile
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Re: What The......
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;D
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where are the galeniko youtube videos?
where are all those youtube videos you had posted up months ago? i really enjoyed watching those, fucking hilarious.
post them back up.
gal auctioned those videos at sotherbys
a private collector from the middle east
paid an undisclosed sum rumoured to be around 5 million dollars for them
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speaking of cum..
I used to flick my cum on to the carpet at home back in the days when I was still enjoying my parents house and my own room, I got really good in flicking the cum right at the same spot all the time.
Anyways one day I come home and I see my mother on her knees with industrial looking gloves bleaching the cum stain and all cleaning the one spot were I wipped of entire galaxies of cum, it was all hard and she was working furiously before she noticed I was in the room.
When she saw me we both gave us that look only a mother and son can have - She, its okay but I am kinda disapointed look - Me: horror she cannot possibly know what this ... oh SHIT she does know, kinda look.
From that moment on I started using socks :D
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From Bieber thread
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This is more like it actually..I'd be a stud regardless. You'll forever be a bitter loser
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Re: Family Found Out I'm a Muscle Escort
How much money you earned by doing a muscle escort? Quite a surprise, you were saying it was good.
More than my computer science degree gave me
250 an hour, 1k for an overnight, 4k for the weekend..plus the free gifts, paid trips and drug sponsors
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Re: Family Found Out I'm a Muscle Escort
My cousin gave up being male escort after waking up one morning in a strange hotel room with no memory and dried fruit in his anus. The police said it was probably date rape.
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Re: Sick pic of Cormier
He was listed as 5'9", 5'10" and 5'11". His 1994 Arnold showing had him at 5'9".
Flex was listed as 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", and 5'10.5".
Ronnie was listed as 5'10" and 5'11".
Kevin as 5'9", 5'10" and 6'0" (when he became an "actor")
From my observation, the higher they placed, the taller their listing would get.
Bodybuilder height formula:
(L1 + L2 + ... LN) - 2
BbH = -----------------
n
Where each L denotes a lied-about height and n denotes the number of lies.
Levrone is 5'9.375''
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POF and OkCupid, etc.. Who else has no patience for it?
I admit, I HAVE met women (quality) on there in the past, but seriously, out of like hundreds of girls, there's maybe 1 that is normal. Who else literally gets sick, annoyed, frustrated, pissed after corresponding with some of the stupid f'n hoes on these sites?
They answer you once, or even a few times, and then they stop and that's it. Meanwhile, you've wasted hours. Worse yet, they feel entitled beyond belief and even those that aren't even that hot seem to be arrogant and annoying.
I love POF. I got to work out of town next week for 3 weeks. Already got a couple girls lined up. Works perfect, I just tell them I'm staying in the hotel while I wait to finish closing on my house. The new guy in town routine. Then poof I go back home.
There are 2 types of girls on there. Fucable or unfuckable. The fucable ones are whores, and the unfucable ones are on there because they've lost hope. Just use it for what it is, just a step up from craigslist.
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Re: Gold Coast - Australia's Mecca of bodybuilding.
Visited the Gold Coast a few weeks back. Beautiful place with some massive dudes around, clearly some quality hear they have up there.
Had. Great time. Beautiful beaches. Casino. Good gyms. Clubs with lots of hot pussy. Would love to live there.
Did you take Booty up the ass?
I would struggle to get a cock my size up any chicks ass. Didn't know she lived there but yes I did get laid twice.
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tiger woods should be thrown off a church
i would beat the shit out of okami and he knows it.
i would never want to look like ruhl. maybe like wolf though.
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Re: Maria Calo appreciation thread
:P :'(
The greatest movie makeup artist in the world could not fix this
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=290750.0;attach=330477)
He was great in Cobra
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Re: Big Ro is useless.
ah so you have the ability to work out how people are in real life from their posts on here
sounds like you are quite the intellectual
good work ::)
By your actions yes.
Your hostility on something which means "nothing" to you makes me believe you have problems outside of the forum and are trying to make up for them on the forum and are only suggesting the forum means nothing to you because you know it sounds pathetic to state that it does.
Do you feel inferior to people in your off forum life?
excuse me this thread is supposed to be about me
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Milos Sarcev and his wife in London. July, 2014.
http://www.facebook.com/majakrsticmisstopmodel/media_set?set=a.707573905981933.1073741852.100001879895881&type=1
<- photo album
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Wife looks like a fucking whore who hasn't showered after a previous night of stripping and blowing patrons in the back for watered down drinks.
I can't believe you would say that.....the drinks were not watered down.
What the fuck is that? She got a bell on her flaps? Like they have one on the door of 7-11 to tell the employees someone has entered the store?
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Re: Big Ro is useless.
I am finally going to give geezers like Primemuscle and Vince Basile some advice.
WE DON'T WANT TO READ AN ESSAY EVERYTIME YOU FOSSILS DECIDE TO WEIGH IN ON A TOPIC.
I WILL STICK TO GUYS LIKE PLATO, ARISTOTLE, AND EINSTEIN FOR MY HISTORY LESSONS.
Stop trying to educate the masses on "how it was". Nobody gives a fuck.
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Re: Dream tan
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Hahahahaha! 8) 8) 8)
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Milos Sarcev and his wife in London. July, 2014.
more..
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Well this time you got caught, sporto.
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Jewish Rabbis Have Now Infected 14 Babies With Herpes After Sucking Their Penis
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304793/Two-babies-stricken-HERPES-ritual-oral-blood-sucking-circumcision-New-York-City.html
U.S. Army admits to widespread cultural pedophilia in Afghanistan
http://www.examiner.com/article/u-s-army-admits-to-widespread-cultural-s-s-a-pedophilia-afghanistan (http://www.examiner.com/article/u-s-army-admits-to-widespread-cultural-s-s-a-pedophilia-afghanistan)
Thread degenerates into pointless turd slinging contest as tensions rise. "Their retarted" proclaims participants.
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Re: Arnold Australian TV commercial ...........
It was embarrassing to watch.
You are embarrassing to watch Vince. I doubt that Arnold would remember you but if he did, then he would then be embarrassed.
Just think about it you bitter old fart. You have nothing to offer but negativity.
PS. Arnold got paid more for that ad than you have earned in the last 20-25 years.
Nice one, Tony. Attack the messenger. Arnold now sucks as an actor.
All the money in the world can't give a person what he hasn't got.
Vince, that wasn't an attack, that was just me pointing out the obvious.
Your comment here defies logic. Are you suggesting that Arnold is unhappy, or perhaps wishing he had less money and a the life of a simpleton like you. Arnold is doing just fine, happy as hell andaking 5 films this year.
With my show in 2015 and South Africa in 2016, that 5 Arnold Classic's a year. He loves what he does and makes serious money doing it.
Meanwhile, after doing the math, I realised he may have made more from that one TV commercial than you made in your whole life.
Now you want to talk seriously about embarrassment, go stand in front of a mirror and have a good hard look at yourself and what you have become. I bet you don't last five minutes looking at your pathetic self before a little tear rolls down that fat little red face.
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Mr. Doherty laying in down on Basile hard!
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Tony is one of the few schmoes that I would love to meet...
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Tony is one of the few schmoes that I would love to meet...
agreed. There's nothing creepy about Tony. I'm sure he would be a cool dude to drink a few beers with.
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Re: What this dumfuck OMR needs to understand
I have many gimmicks accounts with lots of posts and registered from long time ago.
I can come here anytime, act normal and no one would know its me.
I am just getting rid of the shit gimmicks like this with low post count that I don't give a fuck about.
I have been doing this for years.
Imagine hypothetically tomorrow I bought BigRo's account, you idiots would think I am an Olympian God and Lobstah would be sending me pussy pics all night long.
I have been doing this for fucking years.
Some of my accounts could even end up as mods, god forbid it that ever happens.
I have been some of the greatest character on here for fucking years.
As stupid as Shizzo is he is the only muthtafucker close to knowing truth of how long I have been on here.
You guys are fucking retards....lol
Listen,
I'm going to go for a run at Tribeca Park.
If this nonsense helps you get through the day, by all means, have at it.
Ultimately, this is Ron's website. If he wants to let you continue destroying it, he will. Once he gets tired of your approach, he might then remove you.
Let me post a little something you sent to Lobstah in order to show the type of psychopath(s) that are behind this shared account of yours...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Reurope/Mobile%20Uploads/PhotoGrid_1407112508349_zpsedfca919.jpg)
Go ahead and be the fearless leader you want these gentlemen to follow.
"1"
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Re: I've decided to build a minimalistic homegym.
The most important part of my home gym is the piano.
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Love to lay atop the piano in a red dress while you perform various pressing movements
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Re: Well....Is The Party Over For Rob and Dana Linn Bailey????
The party is over.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=410614.0;attach=453571;image)
Brutal open-eyed herpes simplex sharing between the caramelized semi-retardate and horrific Hills Have (Wonky) Eyes chode chugging cross dresser of peace.
No disrespect intended, but this picture aptly represents the perils to humanity of not considering eugenics going forward.
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Impressive picture of Kai Greene
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/lucas78/3AD33CB9-7864-4EC2-AF1E-E6CAE6A9B784_zpsrcjwehye.jpg) (http://s6.photobucket.com/user/lucas78/media/3AD33CB9-7864-4EC2-AF1E-E6CAE6A9B784_zpsrcjwehye.jpg.html)
yes, nice circumsized penis visible through the shorts (no homo)
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Re: NPC/IFBB level competitors, WTF?!
I definitely don't want to be one of those pros that isn't able to talk with anyone or be a people person. Heck out of high school senior year I weighed 110. I'm still that guy inside that just loves food and is a huge fan of the sport. This is what I believe, you aren't really a pro unless you are able to hold your own against the pros in the industry and can't improve from a placing. I haven't competed yet so as far as I'm concerned I'm just a guy sitting on the bench still. And any pro who gets on here and starts trash talking, putting down others, or doesn't know how to handle criticism from anyone professionally isn't really cut out for this. It takes thick skin and a lot of patience if you want to be marketable win or lose in this sport... - Martae Ruelas
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Re: "lats are disgusting".....discuss
real women love a well made back.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545044.0;attach=573919;image)
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Nice BMW.
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Sup Getbig
Trying to do good things you know
I recall at least once someone on here wanted to buy some products off of me, and they sent me cash and I never sent them what they ordered.
If this sounds like you, please send me a P.M. so we can work out a deal to make things right
Also, there may have been a person or two that I sent bunk stuff to. If you recieved something from me and it didnt do what it was supposed to, P.M. me and we can work something out.
But please know that I will not be sending anyone anything illegal, I no longer deal with anything illegal and I will only be sending cash refunds.
God bless
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Re: "lats are disgusting".....discuss
no one cares. stupid thread
great first post.
Have you thought of killing yourself?
you're a half faced measle
i have spent over half of the last day fornicating or having my cock sucked by a blonde nurse from texas
go fill my goblet now
my escapades all end in ejaculation. pulchritudinous whores lick my asshole regularly.
and by "go fill my goblet now" i mean shut the fuk up, you unoriginal half breed
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is the vissy photoshop of the OP in that thread?
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is the vissy photoshop of the OP in that thread?
Tedim, but he quoted his wife
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=545044.0
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I love the photo of Wiggs and Goodrum.
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I love the photo of Wiggs and Goodrum.
Hebrew bromance.
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Wiggs sporting impressive arm girth. Just need Bay in there for the negro trifecta.
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Wiggs sporting impressive arm girth. Just need Bay in there for the negro trifecta.
would love to see this trifecta (no homo).
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Re: The trainer is revealed!!!!
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hahahaha ;D
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Dave Czech is back (long-term Getbiggers will know who he is and what he became known for):
which ifffbb bodybuilders use kinesio taping rehab about injury ?
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Re: Anyone hung around with a single 20 something 5+/10 girl lately?
Just this past weekend. They're going to develop these hunches on the back of their necks from looking down at their phones so often.
We are seeing this trend with patients in my profession. Worsened anterior head carriage, hypo lordotic or even reversed cervical curve. These young teens are molding their spines into a pathological flexion position from being on their phones all day.
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Re: Phil's Olympia Meal Prep
daily, that's 15 scoops and 2 pills? A total of 17 servings.
Awesome discipline right there.
It's impressive what these athletes go through.
Personally, I find it insulting to call bodybuilders "athletes". Because what they do goes so far BEYOND what athletes in other sports do.
Look at the NBA... those "athlete" play 3-4 games a week. A game is only 48 minutes, and they might only play 20 to 30 minutes of it. So outside of maybe 120 minutes a week of actual "play" on the court, their life consists of smoking pot, banging hot girls in every town, blowing tens of thousands of thousands of dollars on frivolous shit, etc.
Bodybuilders, on the other hand, live a rigorous 24/7 lifestyle. They consume 15 to 17 scoops a day of various products. The respond to fan mail 2-3 hours a day. They volunteer at animal shelters and work on masters level classes too. All while investing heavily in the stock market and real estate.
I'd say "HERO" is a word that is much more fitting than "athlete". They're heroes.
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Re: WBFF World's Vegas
Looks 5'10
Very impressive
I mean I'm not gay but I'm hard right now.
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I said it before, but I doubt there is a more Satanic activity than competitive bodybuilding.
If you think about it, modern competitive bodybuilding contain elements of every possible vice and sin you can think of (if you go by the bible's definitions of right and wrong). Which is why it's so ridiculous when these pro bodybuilders talk about their Christian faith.
Gluttony, narcissism, sexual perversions, lies, reckless drug use and disregard for health and on and on. I mean even atheists think bodybuilding is morally depraved... what would Jesus say?
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Re: Iraq, Christians forced to convert to Islam, then beheaded, including Children
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I'm impressed by Wiggs in pictor. He's been putting time in the gym.
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DP: Is it BigRo holding that sign?
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DP: Is it BigRo holding that sign?
Yes, I remember the original
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Poor BigRo!! ;D
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ohh kyomu why use paco bandage in his elbow?page has woman or gay ?hahaa
hmm paco ist synthol man shoulders,biceps hmm
use paco GH?
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It is great to have Dave Czech back.
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All humor is good for the body and soul.
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It is great to have Dave Czech back.
Not sure if serious........... :-\
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Poor BigRo!! ;D
I actually feel more sorry for Shiz :D
Not sure if serious........... :-\
You doubt Hulk isn't serious? How dare you!
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I'm not trying to "keep" anybody haha. People are not property (spare me the usual getbig brand of hilarious racism right now, too easy, wait til I haven't set you up for it). If a man sticks around, I hope it's because he enjoys how much of a jerk I usually am, thinks I'm easy to be around, and thinks my usual hoodie-and-underpants lounge getup is a good look. Not because I tricked him or trapped him haha. Aren't we too old for trapping?
Anyway, that said, yeah, I get friend-zoned faster than you can say "no game." It's pretty wack, but whatever. I don't want anyone to feel like I'm an unpleasant obligation. Just be here because we like each other.
(Apparently no one is down with that haha.)
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Re: The trainer is revealed!!!!
Vince you are fat and overweight I could ask any of the fat red neck bikers at the local bar to take a picture in the corner and they would look the same, but if that is the look you are going for then you are on the way maybe you could beg getbig some money to buy a used harley.
You think its because I'm far away??? Maybe I should stand a bit closer.... I'll admit to carrying some safety fat but my muscle mass is far beyond what you'll ever get.
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You carry enough more fat than a medium-size lard production facility, and there's nothing safe about that. I give you props for putting up a picture, but fat is flammable and stepping into the fire might not be the wisest choice.
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safety fat :D ;D
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Great machine to grab Vince Basile by the tummy and shake all the annoyance and creepiness out of his head...
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Re: DINA??????
Anyone else misread title as dna?
I see DNA on my screen as well.
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Getting two hotel rooms in Dubai and fucking whores when your girlfriend was with you?
No, not malicious at all.
To be fair it was a little bit more complicated than that, it was bit circumstantial how that whole thing went down.
Yeah....I guess shit happens but I didn't purposely go out of my way to hurt her and she did do a lot of fucking awful things to me.
I just think I am not relationship material anymore, I just can't deal with fucking constant dramas.
I am just at my happiest doing things my way than being tied down
Of course you didnt, the rooms booked themselves.
Ok fine I was a cu nt but if you knew the whole story I think you would probably go easier on me
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Mind = blown
I had a super obese manager as a teen at a fast food place, like 6'5" and 550lbs... we had an obese customer (so fat his stomach sat against the steering wheel of his car) order a custom sandwich with like 2500kcl of melted chedder added.... and when the customer got it and saw it didnt have ENOUGH cheddar, he screamed and called my manager a fat piece of shit and threw his sandwich though the window and onto my manager and drove off.
It was pretty entertaining watching someone who was easily 60% BF call a guy who was easilu 50% BF a fat POS because he didnt get enough melted cheddar om his sandwich.
Moral of the story - don't fuck with obese peoples calories.
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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
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The double meaning hurts like being slapped by Big Ramy in the face:
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Re: Shaquille oneal likes to grapple naked
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Re: Operation Free Titus
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IronMeister is on fire!!
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I guess he gets more funds from Putin.
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I guess he gets more funds from Putin.
Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.
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Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.
Makes perfectly sense in a Getbig world ;D
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Re: Operation Free Titus
Any legal minds out here? Looking for loopholes, appeals, mistrials, etc. Let's get Craiggers back on the streets....where he belongs.
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I recommend we put our money together and hire Soul Crusher, True Adonis, and 240 is Back.
Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB :D :D
TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."
I bet his receptors are nice and rested. Get him on a good pro-cycle and he will be state ready in under 10 months.
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Re:I'm done banging fat chicks
They've always been the true failsafe on a night gone wrong. But last night I met this fatty after the club was slow and brought her back to my place. Cute girl but definitely on the heft side. After she sucks me for a bit she lays back and I proceed to mount her. I grab her hips and it felt like two bags filled with vaseline. Still feeling the tren effects I am just pounding for too long. The joy wasn't there. I felt disgusted with myself for spending countless hours in the gym and dieting to make my physique into something to be proud of to be fucking a beached whale. I made her jerk me off to cum while I kept my eyes closed thinking of a thinner chick. I sent her home and just showered for 30 minutes in utter disgust. From now on it's only thin girls and if I fail that night I'm settling with my hand or a hooker. No more fatties. Black guys rejoice, more fatties in the pool for you now.
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i think we complicate dietary stuff sometimes, its only complicated when you are tweaking it for superior athletic performance
the complicated stuff is electricity and magnetism
i had terrible acid reflux and was sick recently, i kinda was worried and scrambled for answers in the end i just drank olive oil with meals and BOOM zero indigestion felt great
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I hate to admit it, but Falcon has gone full retard. Too many paint fumes.
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I hate to admit it, but Falcon has gone full retard. Too many paint fumes.
as DaddyWaddy: he was amusing, everyone appreciated is online persona, plus he was ripped like a pro
as Falcon: we all saw the beginnings his mind fragmenting and the start of a mental break down. Like an accident about to happen we all stopped and watched to see how it turn it out.
as Marty: we all cringe when "Jetro" post, we just hope that he doesn't make the 7pm news. "Shirtless fat guy sniffing paint thinner and a bottle of moon shine has been arrested for holding a woman hostage in his basement for years. Feeding her dog dog mixed with olive oil and kale as he played music for on his guitar"
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as DaddyWaddy: he was amusing, everyone appreciated is online persona, plus he was ripped like a pro
as Falcon: we all saw the beginnings his mind fragmenting and the start of a mental break down. Like an accident about to happen we all stopped and watched to see how it turn it out.
as Marty: we all cringe when "Jetro" post, we just hope that he doesn't make the 7pm news. "Shirtless fat guy sniffing paint thinner and a bottle of moon shine has been arrested for holding a woman hostage in his basement for years. Feeding her dog dog mixed with olive oil and kale as he played music for on his guitar"
Very elaborate explanation. Tbombz' downfall from naive teenage kid to born again christian HIV patient is comparable in sadness.
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Re: Jay Cutler's birthday cake (41 years old)
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Needs more oil
Most vascular, striated arm Cutler's ever had.
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Very elaborate explanation. Tbombz' downfall from naive teenage kid to born again christian HIV patient is comparable in sadness.
yes, little Taylor has come far hasn't he. From Candidate To Tbombz.. from wearing tank top to show his FDB to wearing ass out bunny suits for sandwich money
he once gave out supplements information to aid to fellow getbiggers... now he has AIDS.. aka black death.
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I'm such a permabulker I once ate my fortune cookie without realizing that I also ate my fortune along with it (true story)
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Like Christy's "Now" face , that asshole looks pretty battered
Appears to be some pathological lesion near the hole of her butt. I question the integrity of this anatomical structure.
We've seen more impressive balloon knots from some of our very own getbiggers here.
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Who the fuck is this retard?
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Who the fuck is this retard?
In case that's I-meister himself, a true genius and a potential Nobel creativity price winner.
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Every single day its the same fucking Vomit.
Electricity this, fucking Einstein that, copy paste job this, copy paste job that....he's a twat.
He should fook off spamming the board every two single minutes with his spastic shit.
Don't give a fuck about his cock sucking followers and sheep.
He makes me Vom. I actually hate him purely because of his shit posts.
This is serious point, he can't be spamming the board with this fucking shit every two minutes.
Fuck at least Halo was funny. Fuck does Marty Spastic's shit have anything to do with bodybuilding or fitness news or gossip.
Utterly lame. What an asshole.
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I wish him nothing but meltdowns :)
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I wish him nothing but meltdowns :)
with Junior it is never stable moods and posts for long before he melts.
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Quote from: Juicy Junior on Today at 05:00:38 PM
Every single day its the same fucking Vomit.
Electricity this, fucking Einstein that, copy paste job this, copy paste job that....he's a twat.
He should fook off spamming the board every two single minutes with his spastic shit.
Don't give a fuck about his cock sucking followers and sheep.
He makes me Vom. I actually hate him purely because of his shit posts.
This is serious point, he can't be spamming the board with this fucking shit every two minutes.
Fuck at least Halo was funny. Fuck does Marty Spastic's shit have anything to do with bodybuilding or fitness news or gossip.
Utterly lame. What an asshole.
Marty is a deep thinking man. It is too bad you can't appreciate that. It is not so much that everything he writes about makes absolute sense or is even rational, but he can peak your interest if you read between the lines.
His views on diet are not always way out in left field. There are many who follow vegan or vegetarian diets and swear by them. At least he thinks about what he eats. There are a lot of folks who just shovel shit into their stomachs without ever giving it a thought.
Marty may have gone a little soft (okay a lot soft) on us over the years, but at his peak, he looked sensational. There are people who would have killed to look like he did. I suspect he's not had much of a problem getting the girls either, and I don't mean working girls either.
Lately, he's gone scientific in his posts. Perhaps he's studying to be an electrician. He is a tradesman after all.
Most of all he takes criticism in stride. He doesn't melt like some of us do sometimes.
You are picking on the wrong soul here, mate.
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Marty is a deep thinking man.
Lately, he's gone scientific in his posts. Perhaps he's studying to be an electrician. He is a tradesman after all.
The validity of his arguments is often doubtful. Johnny has regressed into a tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. I am not hating on Johnny, I am just stating what I appear to see as the truth.
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from http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/
I would be willing to be Chained up next to BIG RAMY in D-NUTZS Basement!
I am 48 But My eyes can see this one A Mile away! Lionel Could Beat Ramy with his Great Structure and Round Muscle Bellies!
As the Mayor Of BODYBUILDING I just Signed Executive Order #49-b DECLARING Brad Rowe THE PRESIDENT OF BODYBUILDING!
I Was Kidding Maybe? I just Watch the Men's bodybuilding Only.When Non BB Divisions are on I go to the Lobby to talk Bodybuilding with other fans! I Just Focus on What I Love! Bodybuilding baby!
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The validity of his arguments is often doubtful. Johnny has regressed into a tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. I am not hating on Johnny, I am just stating what I appear to see as the truth.
Well said
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read page 4 and onwards to see the Mayor of Bodybuilding get owned into oblivion:
http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/108279-Winner-Cedric-McMillan-Shawn-Ray-Kevin-Levrone-amp-Flex-Wheeler-Wrap-Up-the-Europa-Orlando/page4
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from http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/
Quote from: mayor of bodybuilding;3710004
I would be willing to be Chained up next to BIG RAMY in D-NUTZS Basement!
Quote from: mayor of bodybuilding;3659626
I am 48 But My eyes can see this one A Mile away! Lionel Could Beat Ramy with his Great Structure and Round Muscle Bellies!
Quote from: mayor of bodybuilding;3651051
As the Mayor Of BODYBUILDING I just Signed Executive Order #49-b DECLARING Brad Rowe THE PRESIDENT OF BODYBUILDING!
Quote from: mayor of bodybuilding;3640076
I Was Kidding Maybe? I just Watch the Men's bodybuilding Only.When Non BB Divisions are on I go to the Lobby to talk Bodybuilding with other fans! I Just Focus on What I Love! Bodybuilding baby!
Schmoey, yes. But also creepy, right? I'm not the only person who thinks this is creepy?
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read page 4 and onwards to see the Mayor of Bodybuilding get owned into oblivion:
http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/showthread.php/108279-Winner-Cedric-McMillan-Shawn-Ray-Kevin-Levrone-amp-Flex-Wheeler-Wrap-Up-the-Europa-Orlando/page4
Yeah, I remember that "10 name" debate with Ced. What a sad nutcase and that 'MusclepapaJohn' is clearly affected by schmoe-HIV as well.
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Re: Phil Heath Beats dorian Yates - Pics included
Former Phil Heath fan reporting in.
I slipped my hands down my pants and then fondled Phil's Tupperware Chicken while his back was turned at the Olympia Expo.
When taking a picture, he has a "Ten Second Rule" meaning you hand him the $20 and then have ten seconds to givr your camera to a friend and hit the perfect pose withThe Gift. Take too long or your camera messes up, he turns his back and disappears into the crowd.
"Gifted"
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from http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/
I would be willing to be Chained up next to BIG RAMY in D-NUTZS Basement!
I am 48 But My eyes can see this one A Mile away! Lionel Could Beat Ramy with his Great Structure and Round Muscle Bellies!
As the Mayor Of BODYBUILDING I just Signed Executive Order #49-b DECLARING Brad Rowe THE PRESIDENT OF BODYBUILDING!
I Was Kidding Maybe? I just Watch the Men's bodybuilding Only.When Non BB Divisions are on I go to the Lobby to talk Bodybuilding with other fans! I Just Focus on What I Love! Bodybuilding baby!
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Quote from: Juicy Junior on Today at 05:00:38 PM
Marty is a deep thinking man. It is too bad you can't appreciate that. It is not so much that everything he writes about makes absolute sense or is even rational, but he can peak your interest if you read between the lines.
His views on diet are not always way out in left field. There are many who follow vegan or vegetarian diets and swear by them. At least he thinks about what he eats. There are a lot of folks who just shovel shit into their stomachs without ever giving it a thought.
Marty may have gone a little soft (okay a lot soft) on us over the years, but at his peak, he looked sensational. There are people who would have killed to look like he did. I suspect he's not had much of a problem getting the girls either, and I don't mean working girls either.
Lately, he's gone scientific in his posts. Perhaps he's studying to be an electrician. He is a tradesman after all.
Most of all he takes criticism in stride. He doesn't melt like some of us do sometimes.
You are picking on the wrong soul here, mate.
You pique one's interest. Might want to know that one if using Rodin's "Thinker" in your avatar.
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Schmoey, yes. But also creepy, right? I'm not the only person who thinks this is creepy?
No, that seems a 'normal' association.
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Quote from: Juicy Junior on Today at 05:00:38 PM
Marty is a deep thinking man. It is too bad you can't appreciate that. It is not so much that everything he writes about makes absolute sense or is even rational, but he can peak your interest if you read between the lines.
His views on diet are not always way out in left field. There are many who follow vegan or vegetarian diets and swear by them. At least he thinks about what he eats. There are a lot of folks who just shovel shit into their stomachs without ever giving it a thought.
Marty may have gone a little soft (okay a lot soft) on us over the years, but at his peak, he looked sensational. There are people who would have killed to look like he did. I suspect he's not had much of a problem getting the girls either, and I don't mean working girls either.
Lately, he's gone scientific in his posts. Perhaps he's studying to be an electrician. He is a tradesman after all.
Most of all he takes criticism in stride. He doesn't melt like some of us do sometimes.
You are picking on the wrong soul here, mate.
How many times did you masturbate to his pencil dick pic? Deep thinker? He is a paint sniffing, moron. He is also fatter then I am. That has to mean something.
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Schmoey, yes. But also creepy, right? I'm not the only person who thinks this is creepy?
Sadly, I have come to the conclusion that the mayor is probably more of a simpleton than creepy. Look at all the words he writes with large starting letter:
"Could Beat Ramy with his Great Structure and Round Muscle Bellies".
Also, his debate with Cedric could possibly indicate that he can't fathom why any IFBB pro would think that he is a schmoe in the bad sense. Thus, his poor spelling / grammar and just
childish ways of arguing with Cedric makes it look like the Mayor is an easy target of bullying rather than a bodybuilding schmoe who can stand up for himself.
I'm not sure my conclusion is right, but those are my thoughts.
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How many times did you masturbate to his pencil dick pic? Deep thinker? He is a paint sniffing, moron. He is also fatter then I am. That has to mean something.
To many people on Getbig, it seems to matter what the Falcon USED to look like. To me, I'm not so sure. Of course we should both be judged by the present and the past, but isn't the present what we are judged most upon?
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Re: Happy Birthday
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Tell him to start post here so he can get his blue stars soon.
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How many times did you masturbate to his pencil dick pic? Deep thinker? He is a paint sniffing, moron. He is also fatter then I am. That has to mean something.
What a sad person you are.
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What a sad person you are.
Calm down pops.
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Re: Johnny Falcon and electricity.
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Re: RIP - Robin Williams
Williams was very intelligent and fast thinking, he probably realized there was nothing but suffering witing for him and tired of playing the game waiting for something that never happen -eternal bliss- he decided to end it before degenerating slowly into a weak defenseless piece of meat and being toyed around by more powerful people.
His inability to keep women "loving" him -in check- and his finances and health eroding convinced him that from now on it could only go downhill.
Dude probably seen it all there is to know, experience in his life, i wont blame him for not wanting to be a part of his own sinking.
I just saw the strangest thing. Im at the grocery store and im waiting in line to pay for my food. A grandfather is in front of me with his grandson, who is may 11 years old. The grandfather is looking at a newspaper with the headline about Robin Williams. The grandfather looks at his grandson and says, "what probably happened was he was drinking and thought it would be funny to put a belt around his neck. Probably just joking around and stuff, now hes dead." The grandfather looks at the grandson and says, "So what do you think about that?" The grandson looked at his grandfather like he had 100 heads.
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Re: 2014 Olympia - Phil Heath - 5 weeks out - it's over!
No matter how much mass he holds he always remains a small guy.
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Re: Getbigger insults.
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Re: Bodybuilding prostitution.
In his prime, Mike was easily tier 3 with tier 2 potential. Just saying.
$5000+ club (tier 1)
Coleman, Cutler, Doz, Nasser, Fux, Bautista, Warren, etc.
$3000- $4000 club (tier 2)
Atwood, D. Ball, K. Green, M. Kjellstrom, Z. Khan, Kovacs, J. Long, V. Martinez, Ruhl, Scholz,
$2000 and under (tier 3)
Arntz, Efferding, D. Riley, Constantinos, R. Burneika, Centopani, S. Milne, S. Farmer, L. Priest
$1000 and under (tier 4)
Ty Young, C. Martin, M. VanWyck
(tier 5)
the usual suspects
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Re: Jean-Pierre Fux - In the long run, the squat accident saved his life
40 seems to be the tipping point for the mass monsters. If they're not slimming down and backing off on the drugs by then, they seem to be either busted out or dead a few years after that.
Explain Ruhl.
Ruhl is like an Anabolic cockroach, 70 years from now they'll be a giant anadrol purple Marcus laughing at our frail elderly physiques.
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Re: Bodybuilders and Muscle Hunks
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I don't pose nude. Bigro can help you with a bare assed shot
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This is kind of cool, like a movie. Bodybuilders wielding AKs rob Saudi convoy in Paris.
:D
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/18/saudi-prince-robbed-paris-gunpoint?CMP=twt_fd
They took $250k. That's a lot of schmoe sessions.
Swampi the cockksmith's arsehole breathes a sigh of relief.
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Re: Bodybuilders and Muscle Hunks
:D :D :D :D
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Hahahaha! Original!!
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Re: Books written by getbiggers
New thread complete with pictors!
The first $100 is the Hardest.
How I made my fortune.
By Vince Goodrum
Down the rabbit hole
Tbombz
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Double dosed
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I ,love this fucking thread!!
If I`m down,all I have to do is come here! ;D
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When did tbombz start doing porn?
He was in Alice in cumderland
Who rimmed Roger Rabbit?
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I ,love this fucking thread!!
If I`m down,all I have to do is come here! ;D
thanks bro, it cheers me up as well. It is golden to go back sometimes and look at page 1 - 30. You forget things and the old photoshops quite fast and a lot of the old material can make me laugh if I look at it again. :)
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thanks bro, it cheers me up as well. It is golden to go back sometimes and look at page 1 - 30. You forget things and the old photoshops quite fast and a lot of the old material can make me laugh if I look at it again. :)
Hell yeah,fucking hilarity for sure! ;D
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Threads with a lot of good quotes:
Arnie's girlfriend.... I expected more.: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=545269.0
Booty tribute thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540145.0
Bostin Lloyd will not recover: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540513.0
Creatine supplement made Elliot Rodger kill - they claim: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=537693.0
GetBig Band: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=546749
Getbig licence plates...: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=545017.0
GetBig T-shirt: what to look silly in? : www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540676.0
I'm calling out Vince G CSN MFT PHD! Stop the lies., www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=543450.100
Milos Sarcev and his wife in London. July, 2014., www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=544391.0
Tbombz and a gay porn career: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=477973.0
The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=484589.0
The benefits of knowing someone with HIV: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540914.0
The Robert Sylvester thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
This will make you lose faith in humanity: Girl gives 24 blowjobs for a free drink: www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=540709.0
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Hell yeah,fucking hilarity for sure! ;D
Yes this thread is a great service to getbig.
If I haven't been in in a while I just come here :D
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Coach Huang, when you start rap career?
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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
You don't need to be any bigger than this.
You can take all the steroids in the world and women won't give a fuck. They want a man with money, power, height and a functioning large cock. I laugh at poor uneducated steroid losers.
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Well done bro, all you need to do now is work on the money, power, height and a functioning large cock. ;D
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Re: I am So Proud of Josh and His Progress: That took balls -Great Job
Please don't delete this Ron, I feel its important for people to know. Thank you.
-This NOT about getting him back on the board, even if he was allowed he wouldn't want too come back, he wants to concentrate on progress.
- He is doing such a great job, looks better, feels so much better and is generally being awesome in the last few months making progress.
-This was a genuine heart felt apology for some of the things he did in the past which he is not proud off and he is trying to make amends and do good things NOW and just wanted to say SORRY.....took balls.
People change, people can get better, people shouldn't always be judged by the past.
I know I wasn't the same person I am today than 10 years ago.
Good Job buddy keep it up.
You are doing ALL the work you deserve ALL the credit not me.
Godbless.
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Stage 3 Palumboism. :-\ No turning back now.
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anabolichalo is back, apparently:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=546953.0
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Re: Am I dreaming or am I actually back in the land of milk and honey of GETBIG?
May Jehova God El Shaddai bless our leader Ron Avidan and Mister Olympia Phil Heath in his quest for 10 sandows
Anabolic Halo is back and life will never be the same
I will be going from glory to glory
Praise Jehova God El Shaddai
I literally just came when I saw this
Semen clean up on aisle 1-27
Anabolic halo is back?
I'm going to kill the sleeping tinder whore in my room with my cock now in celebration
While doing a most muscular pose
And shrieking at the top of my lungs in triumph
As I shed tears of blood
Like that catholic religion statue woman
Then I will set my house on fire in celebration of return
And pee my pants before I jump out the window
While doing a FDB
A single 22 gauge 1.5 inch needle sticking out of my glute
Bleeding down into my ass hole
To also remind get big that Taylor died for us bitches
The prince has returned
Going to toss myself in a tub of boiling water immediately I am so happy
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anabolichalo is back, apparently:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=546953.0
Oh no...
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Oh no...
x2. :-X
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x2. :-X
I hope OMR is allowed to declare his extra working hours...
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Already stage to 5th Palumboism edition. :-\ No turning back now.
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fixed
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fixed
Do you believe in reincarnation?
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Do you believe in reincarnation?
no
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no
Do you believe in cloning?
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Open season on The 'Trainer'
Fuck the 'trainer'. Time to run his f@ggot ass off getbig.
Fuck off, now guys he pm me trying to get me to join the organization and I was not interested so now he is pissed.
The organization facebook page, AGR is a fucking paki.
https://www.facebook.com/memesofpakistan
Average Cum Rat in all his curry stinky sweaty glory.
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Re: Anabolichalo - Thank you for letting me back
Well - Anabolichalo wrote a letter to Phil Heath.
Phil Heath himself wrote me and said Anabolichalo can have a second chance on Getbig.com
So respect and growing up gets respect back.
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Re: Getbigger Coach Injured During Ice Bucket Challenge
Earlier today, Coach knocked himself unconscious while participating in the Ice Bucket Challenge. Created by the ALS Association, the Ice Bucket Challenge has participants film themselves pouring a bucket of water and ice over their heads. According to witnesses, Coach was unaware that the ice bucket was supposed to contain water and instead froze the entire bucket before dumping the large block of ice directly onto his own head.
Unconscious, he was rushed to the hospital where doctors confirmed that he suffered from a mild concussion but no permanent damage. According to the attending physician, “Coach was lucky to have a thicker than normal skull and a vastly smaller than average brain. This physical abnormality likely protected him from more severe injuries.”
Coach is using the injury to explain away a string of incoherent posts on Obama's birth certificate credentials: “Getbiggers on the political board assumed I was intoxicated, but that was not the case. This was the result of the accident, but I am perfectly fine now and just as smart as ever.” The posts were made more than a week ago, but Coach is adamant that today’s injury caused the odd occurrence.
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Re: If KAI`s pic on the skateboard is real,he will NEVER win the Olympia
let see, he won prague pro, new york pro, australian pro grand prix and arnold classic several times.
all IFBB sanctioned contests.
he's sponsored by flex magazine (created by joe weider, now run by american media/weider)
and yet, you think for some stupid reason he wouldnt be allowed to win mr olympia?
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Re: How are the California Getbiggers doing after the earthquake?
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whose face is that? cswol?
Yes, the one and only.
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Ron was nice enough to let me out last night. I was just 1 day short of bing in time out for a whole year! Feels good to be free again.
Do you get an email upon release? Or did you really come back day after day just to turmoil in prison?
Timeout can be quite interesting. It really is like a prison down there.
All the "undesirables" meeting in one place. They plot, they scheme, it's not for the faint of heart.
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Re: Kai Greene
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
i had seen the grapefruit and the towel
now this is even worse
his anus seems to be no stranger to the cock and that twerking was revolting
imagine a video surfaces of him screwing chicken breasts
the end of bodybuilding
When his career starts going downhill and he needs the money you'll have to avoid whole aisles in the supermarket.
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Re: Kai Green fucks a watermeloon...bye bye Olympia win 4ever
Meanwhile in Australia:
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Re: How are the California Getbiggers doing after the earthquake?
Cswol was scared -
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But the Reaper ain't getting Cswol yet -
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Re: Skorp1o you dork
I know of 5 other getbiggers who eclipse you in wealth many times over who don't brag everyday about sub 10 grand watches, they also retired young years ago. protip: if you have to talk about it to get noticed then you haven't made it.
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Re: Kai Greene - screws a watermelon - bye bye Olympia
You know - first the grapefruit pics, now the watermelon pics. Obviously, these are all in the way past when he was a stripped and needed money. He made $2,000 a night with tons of girls at bachelorette parties and he didn't have to screw anyone. Who cares. Like others said, if you hold people to their past on things that they did which hurt no one (he didn't hurt, do any violence, get arrested, etc), what does it matter.
Like it or not, Kai is a very well mannered, soft spoken person which myriads of thoughts and interesting tidbits, and... if Phil Heath is off, and Kai is on - just may win the contest.
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Words of wisdom from our Father..
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Re: Bostin Loyd and Ariella Palumbo break up.
Here is our chance to get one of them to post on getting. Gotta strike while the iron is hot.
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Re: The dissapointment of reading other BB forums
I was browsing another BB forum and stumbled across a post that resembled something I would see on Getbig where a guy talks about a girl he just met that likes chocking and slapping...etc. I get all excited, ready to fap, check the guys location, it says Norway, damn it this is too good to be true.....THEN he posts a pic ;D I choked on my English tea.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/27/thumbnail/my3yzyda.jpg
http://www.uk-muscle.co.uk/general-conversation/275142-you-meet-girl-whos-into-some-freaky-sh-t.html
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Re: Skorp1o you dork
Harmed by his mum, is a very bitter individual.
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no homo
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no homo
Big Ach?
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Re: Van Dammes daughter and Arnold
Mom was smokin' hot. And I dig that 80's hair - I started banging chicks back in '85, and that was the style for quite a few years going forward.
What was it like banging dudes up to '85?
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guys cant get pregnant dude.
Consume enough semen, and yes. Its possible.
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I'm living the dream
Have a 21 year old Tinder whore
with a BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL face
and the cutest body
5'1''
blonde blue eyes
Nurse at a major hospital here
Driving to me RIGHT now
And it's my day to inject my test
about to inject an ampule in each of my biceps and quickly go to the gym to do some 21s (was already at the gym this morning)
Then wait by my driveway as she comes up nonchalantly reading a book on economics
not thinking of anything economical at all
except the number of times I will cum in her mouth from this evening to tomorrow morning when she will be gone
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i feel sorry for the rest of the lineup
they gonna get destroyed by Phil
Halo, I think that you can stop buttering Heath now. Consider your debt repaid and let's get back to talking about Ronnie.
I can just see a judge now:
"Mr. Halo, as a condition of your early release, I sentence you to community service, which you can fulfill by talking up Phil Heath on various 'bodybuilding' message boards. Good luck to you, Mr. Halo. Soon you will get all the girls."
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i really dont like the idea of a white womans anus having purpleish color in contrast to their white skin
:-X
with chocolate women it doesnt standout because it's same color
I too wrestle with this problem bro.
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Half of Ironmeister's pics just went red x on us. :-\
Can somebody send me the King of irrelevance pic I had as my avatar?
I loved that pic. :'(
Edit: There is still hope for humanity. A nice Getbigger took the time to help me out.
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Half of Ironmeister's pics just went red x on us. :-\
Can somebody send me the King of irrelevance pic I had as my avatar?
I loved that pic. :'(
Edit: There is still hope for humanity. A nice Getbigger took the time to help me out.
Your avatar is still visible here. Clear your cache and reload the page or try another browser.
http://i.imgur.com/vibiXvK.jpg
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More red x's bro. Can you see them?
@ Dropping plates: The problem has been fixed with my avatar.
Edit: I switched from Explorer to Chrome, and I still can't see the same pics.
Check the hosting site.
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More red x's bro. Can you see them?
@ Dropping plates: The problem has been fixed with my avatar.
Edit: I switched from Explorer to Chrome, and I still can't see the same pics.
Check the hosting site.
the gif works fine on my computer. Can other people than Shizzo not see it?
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Yes, I photoshop his pics to fool everyone including Jim ;D
No one, in order to perfect details one has to go where no man has gone before. And it is Dream Tan Red Bronze not protan ;)
Simone, instead of bitching about looking worse than a romanian novice competitor how about you give Jim a call and let him turn your physique into a work of art and maybe compete again. I am not sure if you were familiar with him but he is one of the best in the world at this.
Big Ro, you were right, red bronze does look better.
yeah it does, I see Sev avoided applying it close to the butt area for fear of being outed on getbig, but someones gotta get there hands dirty for the show lol
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What you do when your relationship starts to be boring?
and you are losing interest in your girlfriend/wife? ??? I mean it takes few months up to one year, then its slow decline.
Let her take your gimmick account for a spin Joon and after a week or two here we will set "her" straight.
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Re: Wiggs update picture - back in shape!
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Inspirational once you realize how much progress he has made.
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Re: Wiggs update picture - back in shape!
And this one,
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who will be the first getbigger in history to reach a million dollars?
Lets keep it real...getbigger wealth ranges from dirt poor to middle class...from gay4pay to middle management job...there isnt a tech wiz or warren buffet like esque financial wiz in here.. .most of us are alpha males and have above average social skills...we all like bitches and money also..what are your plans to reach millionaire status?
Working up the corporate latter?
Casino?
Gay porn?
G4p to the rich clients?
Kissing your boss' s ass until he lets you be a partner?
I myself think I can reach there trading stocks and doing real estate. ..day trading in my opinion is the truest way we have to be self reliant ..started with 500 and turned it into 2500 in month. .
I say it has to be liquid to count.
Name me an asset of true value that cannot release some liquidity within a handful of days.
40 years worth of FLEX magazines, sealed in dollar store totes, preserved in my garage.
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Getbiggers have 'above average social skills'?
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Wolf looked best as an amateur. THAT should be rewarded Mr. Olympia
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Re: Random pics
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Coach?
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i'm back
being sober makes the girls look so much uglier
instead i will watch porn
god knows what ugly women i have shagged telling getbig they were dimepieces
smh
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That was worth a Google search (https://www.google.com/search?q=dorkas+winkel&safe=off&client=ubuntu-browser&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=te8CVN62JsS50QX5l4HQDg&ved=0CCwQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=839#q=%22dorkas+winkel%22&safe=off&tbm=isch) :D
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Re: What every Christian should know
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That was worth a Google search (https://www.google.com/search?q=dorkas+winkel&safe=off&client=ubuntu-browser&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=te8CVN62JsS50QX5l4HQDg&ved=0CCwQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=839#q=%22dorkas+winkel%22&safe=off&tbm=isch) :D
yes, that guy is quite a weird artist!
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Re: Social Media the New Gold Mine for Supp companies
I only buy these supplements:
Goodrum's Great Gains
Body Brew by Bergsma
Coach Huang's Anabolic Rice Protein
Avidan Nutrition Orange Chicken Powder
Sebastian's Auschwitz Mix
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Re: what guru should i hire to give me the secrets of diet and exercise?
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Re: 2014 Mr.Olympia - Tom Platz on Phil Heath
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Alotta hateful bitches in this thread.
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The Perfect day would be meeting the beautiful man with glasses once again.
Have a great workout and meal with him...then say goodbye and give him a 20 bucks hug!
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Re: Describe the best day you can imagine.
creampie in sweet 18 years pussy
40 minute cardio
arms day, flexing in mirror, get compliments from sterons freakbeast in gym
nap, good disgusted approved food
see halo juniors momma with sweet 18 years in car, 18 inches shredded hanging from polo
wait in mirror for muscles to grow and accutane and finasteride to work
hooker
porn
oh man
this is the LIFE OF KINGS
one day soon i will make this a reality
watch and see
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Re: Ever Dated a Full Blown Psycho?
The first time me and my wife did some gardening together, we had a little arguement about using the strimmer or the lawnmower to cut the grass (it was really long).
I knew she was getting really wound up when I turned around and she threw a massive spade at my head and it missed by millimetres and made a hole in the fence panel. But she isn't a Psycho, she just gets annoyed about the grass length
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How much money is Jay Cutler making nowdays???
just curious, I bet that he is not making even 150k max a year
he's currently staying at a ranch in Montana for former Mr Olympia's and making a living there.
Jay wakes up early to muck the stables and water the horses then enjoys games of bridge and fresh lemonade with Dexter Jackson during the afternoons
following a light dinner prepared by Dorian at 4:30 each day, Jay often retires to his room with a cup of tea in hand for an evening of solitude and quiet reflexion
in his later years Jay has found a real sense of peace; one that he had never known
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MY FIRST BODYBUILDING EXPERIENCE
By Adam Schmidt
"There was so many people at the expo, I actually felt lost for a couple of minutes. Then suddenly I found myself staring at a pale man leaning on a supplements booth table. He smiled at me with a shy look, There was something written on his shirt. I came closer and read "The mayor of bodybuilding"- and life was never the same again. "I am Dan!" he said and greedily shook my hand…"Adam" I replied quietly." Well Adam, who takes the show tonight?!" .Honestly I didn't know anything about bodybuilding …so I said "someone with big arms"…"intriguing" he replied. Then he turned fast and showed me the back of his shirt. "Choose one!" he said, and found myself staring at a long list of weird names on his back.
Very strange names appeared before my eyes; "Sami the blacksmith", "the gift", the predator"…"the giant killer". I immediately realized he has to be mentally ill in some way. I took a step backward…he asked loudly "have you found the name Adam, nervously scratching his nose…"just a moment" I replied and started quietly to walk away. After a few moments, I was outside the building breathing heavily I said to myself "what shcmoe!"."
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
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sexy chocolate man. He could turn anyone gay.
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JUST SEE THE BELOW THREAD :o
Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=548074.625
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Re: Shredz makes millions via social media
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Good to see that Goodrum doesn't take himself too serious.! :D
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
:D
Getbig a little slow putting these up, its her, along with a ton of other celebs, all got their iclouds hacked, supposidly there is a jennifer lawrence anal and facial vid too!!
I'm so glad after reading this thread, that I keep all my wife's naked pictures in my son's Ice Age dvd cases
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Good to see that Goodrum doesn't take himself too serious.! :D
Yeah, I was surprised. Never saw this one before.
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(all of this is pure coincidence)
Re: Shredz makes millions via social media
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WYHI?
And of course be seen with her in public? mall, at Friendlys the beach etc.......
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On 2 conditions:
1. She signs up for a body transformation with Sev for 2 years
2. After those 2 years are up, she must delete all 250 black mens phone numbers off her iphone
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Congratulations FitnessFrenzy, and thanks to all contributions so far!
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thanks buddy. I would like to thank all the Getbiggers who have made funny, interesting and otherwise great quotes and pictures! :)
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Re: Ass but BB related - glute training
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
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Re: New piece of equipment (not bodybuilding related)
The most enjoyable thing for the coach would be to have him do a crossfit workout while listening to a obama speech in his headphones.
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"booty is fat".
No I'm not.
Here's a selfie.
I'm not fat.
Here's me again.
Here's me in my blue dress.
Here's me in my gunt tights.
Here's me before Dennis Wolf blew out my O-ring
See, I'm not fat.
Here's another pic.
See, I'm a little thick because of my nose job.
Here's another selfie.
I'm not fat.
My mouth isn't crooked, the room is slanted.
I'm not fat.
Here's me in my black low cut dress.
Here's me again in my black low cut dress.
Here's me again in my black low cut dress.
I'm not fat.
My friend melted her liver on Shredz.
I'm not dumb, I'm just fat.
I'm not fat, I meant slutty.
Here's the selfie I sent Lee while he was married.
I'm not fat, I'm under tall.
Here's my nude photo from 1993, it was sent to People.
By people I mean my sons third grade class.
I'm not fat.
Haha, I blocked you right after I baby wiped my chest.
He's not the mayor of my town.
I'm not fat, the lighting was bad.
I am done.
The 54DD's are to replace what I had naturally.
Groink weighs a little more than me.
I had plastic surgery on my vag.
It was to help with breathing.
I'm not fat, my waist is just wider than Nebraska.
"I am done"
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Re: Rich Pianino interviews Chris Cormier
About a year or so ago I was looking for someone to help me with contest prep. I got Chris's number and arranged a meeting on a Saturday at golds to meet train and work out a plan.
After the 2 hour drive up there, he showed up 1hr and 30 mins late and made some joke about the cowboys where playing and he had to watch the game.. He was so high I couldn't see his eyes and he had a Hard time completing sentences
You weren't an attractive woman like Vida Guerra.
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
The FBI is on the case
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lol at the booty poem. :D
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
It's horrible. I just watched a video where she made it for her lover telling him she missed him and loved him. It's not meant for anybody else to view. Such intimate acts and moments all seen by millions all over the world.
<- strong double standards in this post.
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
<- strong double standards in this post.
Solid reply:
stop using these machines when you interact with people (not telling you, just in general)
having sex, making love, flirting and dealing drugs is face to face activity. It means no text messages with dick pictures, no phone calls with moaning, no face time with ass cracks, no long conversations about how you're going to hustle pills from one place to another.
I'm not surprised at all that these videos leak in the internet because people think 'privacy' is only for criminals and then they go and video everything and share it in the internet.
I would never dare to go to any tv program or anything, because every fucking shit I have ever posted will be dug up in no time even if I have deleted them, because they are still there somewhere.
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Re: Dexter Jackson- 15th Olympia- is this a new record?
i should be in the mister olympica jury
the world would never be the same
i would kick people with muscle tears to the end of the ranking
i would scrutinize limb length proportions to torso lengths feet size to calf mass and tibia length
nothing would get by me
cranium shape and size
teeth
every bone and muscle anal-lized
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Getbiggers should each pitch in some money to pay Ronnie to train Halo for a week and document it.
i'm gonna be shouting ronnie coleman quotes at him during each set
the more profound and spiritual ones not the typical ones
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Re: Phil Heath SHUTS down a hater and makes a fan.
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Wow, that dude folded fast. Obviously not a seasoned GetBigger.
Dam that dude would not last a day on getbig.
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Re: Ronnie Coleman became Father this week!
But I don't respect you, so your opinion is invalid. You will be in Hell.
That's OK, because I find it hard to respect any individual who wastes a perfectly good life believing in myths and fairy tales instead of seeking truth and wisdom. I also doubt Hell exists, because for Hell to be a REAL Hell, it would need to contain a majority population of Religious zealots spouting continuous religious nonsense, not unlike what happens here on earth. And if Hell did indeed contain a majority religious population, it meant they were obviously wrong about faith and what it took to get into Heaven. An even worse fate would be to end up in Heaven surrounded by the very religious nutters who make life on Earth Hell for all reasonable people. Hope this helps.
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Re: Ronnie Coleman became Father this week!
Brilliant.
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Re: Women of CrossFit, Fitness & Athletics
I would slide my tongue down that poop shoot. Feet look rough though. So, no toe sucking.
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Re: bitches be out of control - all out cat fight over halo
While in the club do you constantly have a drink in your hand so your arm is at 90 degree angle showing off the 18" guns?
i mix things up (muscle confusion)
sometimes i sit on a bar stool with my forearm resting on my knee in hammer grip position and other hand holding my wrist to get a nice relaxed but full view
sometimes when i feel veins popping i let arm hang
several women squeezed my arms last night, i was thinking "i wish getbig was seeing this shit"
i was standing in front of a couple at the bar taking money out of my wallet to order and i could see in corner of my eye that both of them were in awe of my guns
i think the man is a creatine warrior with 15" arms of peace
i felt like i was cuckolding him just standing there
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i feel like Falcon should have been a model jet setting from paris to nyc to london to tokyo
and tlaking about things like grass diets and eating dirt
even the way he talks about elecctricity sounds like it's coming from some female 21 year old model who has done a ;week of the noone diet eaten 1000 calories in the last few days and is on too much amphetamine salts (that's the key to that diet btw. not attainable otherwise if you want your brain to funciotn that part was left out of book though. shots fired well cum on me bro)
but then he forgot to lift
must have eaten that bad dirt that one time
WITH RESPECT TO THE+ LEGEND. THE FALCON WILL FLY AGAIN
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Falcon needs to rediscover the consumption of orange clay from a two-foot depth.
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Falcon needs to rediscover the consumption of orange clay from a two-foot depth.
i agree that was when he was on fire
literally, i think he was on fire and trying to figure out how to put it out while he made those posts
i sometimes think "what is falcon doing NOW"?
lieterally i do, when i'm out, he is the ONE getbigger (as well as uncle) who i think "what are THEYYYY doing?"
in other words i want to start a reality show where myself and junior and lobstah drive down to be hired as painters for FAlcon's company a
we will go to the gym daily
and go clubbing or to the bar or whatever they do in the south and eat Dirt and fuck whores and and blow coke and talk electricity
johnny will lose weight and go back to being a man dime
i am a perennial man dime
lobstah is dime-mynd (so much dime she shines bright like zee diamonds) and i am secretely in love with her because her writing so subtly hillarious
there will be a twist
shizzo dies!
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Re: Live from Romania (Radu took steroids)
He wasn't on that amount. You're just repeating what you have read.
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i agree that was when he was on fire
literally, i think he was on fire and trying to figure out how to put it out while he made those posts
i sometimes think "what is falcon doing NOW"?
lieterally i do, when i'm out, he is the ONE getbigger (as well as uncle) who i think "what are THEYYYY doing?"
in other words i want to start a reality show where myself and junior and lobstah drive down to be hired as painters for FAlcon's company a
we will go to the gym daily
and go clubbing or to the bar or whatever they do in the south and eat Dirt and fuck whores and and blow coke and talk electricity
johnny will lose weight and go back to being a man dime
i am a perennial man dime
lobstah is dime-mynd (so much dime she shines bright like zee diamonds) and i am secretely in love with her because her writing so subtly hillarious
there will be a twist
shizzo dies!
This is the best idea anyone has had all week, until that last line...
...which was the best proposal of maybe the year.
Liver complications? Brain death? Can people die of carpal tunnel, because I imagine between furiously pumping out inane shit in the name of "owning" people on getbig, and jerking off to screenshots of his own troll jobs, the dude might be at risk.
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War Machine vs Craig Titus , for the LOVELOCK CORRECTIONAL CENTER belt, who takes it?
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war machine sounds like he'd be awesome at parties
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Re: Who coined the phrase" palumboism"?
It was a Getbigger named Marble
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=26737.0
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Re: Getbigger Footwear
AJ. I was about to make a thread about what you wear, specifically (not you, but anyone) in the UK board. I don't actually give a fuck what most anyone on the G+O has to say.
But i am going to check this thread later for the lolz.
If I am going out casual status
Frye boots with the LOW heel (1/2 inch heel/sole meaning they give LESS height than a pair of van sneakers).
VERY good look. girls love proper boots.
or crockett and jones brown leather buckle low business shoes with gold strap (they're as classy as they get and about 400 pounds) . you can wear them to work also. very low sole as well. this is important. high soled shoes (a la timberlands or nike air force 1s, only chodes or white trash wear this out ) are bad for your back and no respectable female likes them
for a PROPER night out, a la shirt tie blazer slacks (business casual on business side )
i go for black on black crockett and jones low tops (1/4 inch sole). this is james bond shoe. unfortunately also 400+ pounds.
there are less expensive crockett and jones shoes out there, they are nice also.
also a company i bleieve which is called "ALDON" is also from UK (they make the best shoes and clothes in general actually). they make incredible boots. 250-350 pound range
this is expensive but all of them last forever and girls LOVE it. you have to dress right. i'll stop at shoes, but i just had to answer because i was about to make the thread myself.
i'll try to upload photos of the shoes when i get a seond.
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ALDO? Or Alden? I have both you broke poser.
ALDO's are Bulgarian euro-trash club shoes/boots. Good for pulling overly tanned whores who do anal on first date at the club. Paired with vneck, tight slacks, and dick skin vascular arms, you will pull a 21 years sloot any time.
Alden are $700 custom, hand-made. If a club whoor spilled her neon green drink on them I would skull fuck her to death on the spot.
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Lol
Ironmeister is a legend
I have a theory that he is a billionaire video game designer who is a get bigger at heart
The shops are damned professional and hit the spot every time
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work is going on behind the scenes to set up a get big rock covers band
we need a name
some suggestions so far
guitars and opinions
princess l plates
6g and the sweet spots
booty and the tit wanks
the lizard men
3 weeks out
Sebastian and the charlatans
suggestions welcome 8)
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Drunk passenger challenges airplane captain to a fight after stripping NAKED
A DRUNK airline passenger stripped naked and challenged the plane's captain to a fight on airport tarmac before being tasered by police.
The burly, tattooed 36-year-old was caught on video stripping to his black underpants, shouting and remonstrating after stepping off the easyJet flight from Malta to Manchester.
He then removed his underpants and received a hard slap across his face by his companion before putting his clothes back on.
The incident was caught on video. The stripper, who has not been identified but spoke with a Manchester accent, also urinated on the side of the Terminal One building at Manchester Airport and was later tasered and arrested by police.
Trouble reportedly first began mid-flight when the man became abusive and started swearing at fellow passengers and the captain left the cockpit controls to speak to him.
After being slapped following the plane's landing, he put his clothes back on before going to collect his baggage but police caught up with him.
They tried to control him but had to stun him using a "dry" Taser - where the gun is held against the target to cause shock and pain - when he refused to co-operate.
He was then arrested and given an on-the-spot fine.
A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said: "At 9.50am on Thursday September 26 2013, police were called to Terminal One arrivals of Manchester Airport following reports a man was drunk and being abusive to passengers on a flight from Malta.
"As he left the plane, he took his clothes off and urinated against a wall."
"A 36-year-old man was stunned using an electronic stun gun and arrested on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly in a public place. He was issued a fixed penalty notice."
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Re: Rhoden vs. Heath (gif)
240, are you looking forward to the Mr. Olympia?
I'm up more and more each night, preparing for it. pacing, thinking. I cannot imagine the pressure the reigning champ must be feeling on his broad shoulders.
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The Mayor has a message for Getbig's own Howard
Howies response
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Re: No College (esp. 'the education system is nothing but a rip off')
While various forms of social advancement correlate to high academic achievement (vide, e.g., our very own Voodoo Vincenzo, CSN MFT, Dry Anal Gappa), one does not need a college degree or highfalutin credentials to attain conventional measures of success.
However, having said that:
Statistically: You're committing sampling bias.
Logically: You're committing a fallacy of composition.
Socially: You're ill-equipped to hold your own in intelligent, well-educated company.
Getbigically: Your reasoning is flawless. Carry on.
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ideal for fucking if you somehow can manage to get her dependent on your cash or free rides to they store
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
I never really like Bar before.
I'm a big fan now that I've looked up her asshole.
I'd like to "hack her account"
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Re: Getbigger Footwear
Ignoring the night I was drunk and boasted about having expensive suits who cares how much clothes cost? Fatsos and ugly people can wear a million euro dress made by some homo they still look shit.
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Re: IFBB PRO Darren Ball gets mum's kidney
Everybody wana be a bodybuilder but ain't nobody wana be plugged into a heavy ass dialysis machine.
Yeah buddy
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i stop patronizing hookers
i save coins for buy shiny mercedes
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
both the jizz photos and the bar photos have been proven to be false, but if anything this just endears them more because well they were the victims of a crime
I can't accept that. I need to believe that that is actually Bar's asshole
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
Colette has pretty, sexy bedroom eyes. She needs a bigger, thicker ass.
Are the bedroom eyes sexy enough for you to forget you're fucking a man?
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Bodybuilding.txt :D
I feel genuinely sorry for Kamali. Life can give him so much if only he can let the teenage 'pumping iron, hardcore man, chalk and sawdust, banging weights bro' go. Forever stuck in this boring one dimensional world that already cost him his wife and daughter. Fucking move on man. But like all the others stuck in the same world, he's scared to let go because outside the gym, he's nothing and nobody. He knows nothing else. No skills and prospects beyond tricking pathologically insecure teenagers or mentally ill people into paying him for 'training' then selling them drugs. If he ever grow balls, he should strongly consider killing himself. He'll be an embarrassment for his daughter.
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Kamali has Peter Pan syndrome like Jay Cutler.
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey's update pics & videos
I wonder if she fucks her husband in the ass ???
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Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others
Just almost puked
So funny
I refuse to believe it wasn't
It was .
Right?
Right.
RIGHT?!?!!!?!
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Re: Would let your son endulge in bb supplements & the BB lifestyle?
My son is only 8 years old, right now he plays hockey and tennis. If he turns out to be a fagget I'll nudge him toward bodybuilding.
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey's update pics & videos
fuck reality
i've had it with reality
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On how the Mr Olympia Press Conference will pan out
Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.
During the press conference this is how it will go:
Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."
The end.
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On how the Mr Olympia Press Conference will pan out
Great one!
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Re: Juniors house party - who is coming
I will make official Facebook Event Page nearer time so you can check out who is coming...but this is official list for GB'rs so far
Official GB Invite and Guest-list
(I reserve right to change my mind if anyone becomes a dick.....and places limited, strictly invitation only) ;D
1) Legendary GB'r who doesn't post anymore and cannot be named for legal reasons :-*
2) Var City (ma dawwwwwwwwwg)
3) Chuckles Bigmc
4) Skorpy Pooh
5) Simple Simon
6) Booty (will chip in 1/3rd for her plane ticket if Bigmc and Skorp chip in 1/3rd each as well) she can stay at my place if she likes free, have 4 spare bedrooms and Bigmc can provide security! (Can't promise I won't perv on her tits though) ;D
7) Denarri
8) TrueGit
9) BigRo (can can stay at mine, that's totally cool)
10) Bigmc's gimmick BigCyp
11) Darren A
....Would have totally invited Lobstah, Groink, Bertha Butt & Halo too but since they are so far doubt that would happen so no point but its the thought that counts ;)
Don't want too many guys either and gonna have 3-1 ratio for chicks to guys which should be perfect.
More details to come.
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Re: Daily reminder women love a man with monsterous muscles
yup
it's basic biology
However, in this pic:
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When you had tiny arms, you had a woman. Now that you have much bigger arms, no woman. That seems to fly in the face of your logic.
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Re: My girlfriend has been on phone to her niece for at least 2 hours...
...but I am pretty certain not one fact has been exchanged in the conversation.
Women ::)
She's saying to her niece : "he's on that muscleman board again talking about striated glutes, gunmetal thongs and who will bring the best 'package' to the Mr O. He keeps clicking out of it when I enter the room. He thinks I can't see him looking at all those shaved, oiled men. The lawn is unmowed. He still hasn't put up that shelving like he promised. He never does anything he says he will. He just spends all day on that damn website. It's ok for the others, they're all millionaires. I expect he'll want a blowjob tonight.
Men ::) "
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Re: My girlfriend has been on phone to her niece for at least 2 hours...
;D
I showed her Kai towel pics and vids ffs, you think she cares?
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;D
I showed her Kai towel pics and vids ffs, you think she cares?
I don't know her, is she trusting you?
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I don't know her, is she trusting you?
I fucked her so I guess she does. I'd say I came but I didn't, too pissed.
On trust, of course I trust her. She is a pitbull for me, and I'm the same for her.
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I wonder how DramaJane181 is doing these days, still bragging about his warp speed muscle gains?
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I wonder how DramaJane181 is doing these days, still bragging about his warp speed muscle gains?
He is a weird individual. I still believe that he is homo- or bisexual. Not that that matters to me, it is just an observation. My guess would be that he is still lurking here or posting with a gimmick account.
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Re: Anabolichalo before and after steroids.
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He is a weird individual. I still believe that he is homo- or bisexual. Not that that matters to me, it is just an observation. My guess would be that he is still lurking here or posting with a gimmick account.
At least he expressed signs of self-knowledge by stating that was a 'confused soul'.
At least he was flirting with bisexuality in his posts. Was he just trolling/playing or was it for real? Hard to say, but he's def a freaking weirdo and a loner.
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Double penetration with twins
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Re: 2013 Olympia - Big Ramy's final placing at olympia will be
UPDATE:
In fast-breaking news related to Marmaduke "Big Shamy" Ellsbiay's 2013 Mr. Olympia showing, TwinkiLeaks has learned that a red-faced Schmoehammad El-Rothschildi is in total financial ruin, as well as in dirty underpants. The German periodical Des Kaisers Handtuch is in the process of tying together the shocking details, and will be releasing more information pending the 2013 Mr. Olympia final results. Stay tuned, Ramy-nosers.
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Re: Random pics
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Re: God, My Eyes..
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Re: I'm gettin real thick and grainy (PICTORS)
Anabolichalo, how old are you?
26 :'(
i wish i start roidin hard at 20 yrs
Do you think you will die for bodybuilding by 28? The ultimate sacrifice.
Can you make this promise to getbig?
anything is possible
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if a woman requires "social skills" (aka listening to her bullshit) then it's just not worth it to me
Prob because you lack any social skills and because of the poor intelligence level of those low educated damsels target women.
Any confident, smart & well educated woman wouldn't accept your disrespectful attitude.
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just proves dropping plates is a pussy :)
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just proves dropping plates is a pussy :)
For treating women with respect? Well, so be it..
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Re: 2014 Olympia - Guy Cisternino Trains Arms 4 Weeks Out
Agreed. Ronnie Coleman and Dorian Yates are still very much in the limelight and people say bad things about them. Never once have I heard Ronnie or Dorian calling someone a "hater." The new crop of bodybuilders are such babies. Calling people, "haters." They sound like 12 year olds.
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Re: What's the Getbigger play here...GF probs...
My girlfriend of 5 years used to be married to a rich man. He's in prison for 20 years for stealing. We talked about engagement rings and she was like "Don't be intimidated by what you see." (She wears all the expensive jewelry from her ex husband who's in prison.) I was like "I can rob a bank and steal 10 million too and then give you a nice ring." She got REAL mad.
Should I even stay with this? I doubt I'll be able to buy her a 40K ring anytime soon. She obviously puts value on that. Should I bail?
It's been a good relationship, but when we start talking about jewelry/ engagement shit it goes south real fast.
Pictors of her butthole, and I will re assess the situation.
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For treating women with respect? Well, so be it..
yes lol
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yes lol
just stop it. You are in the minority for wanting to treat women like shit. Most Getbiggers, including myself, don't support this.
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just stop it. You are in the minority for wanting to treat women like shit. Most Getbiggers, including myself, don't support this.
didnt you get uberman's memo
life is about dominating or being dominated
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didnt you get uberman's memo
life is about dominating or being dominated
Face it, 'baby mamma' was clearly the dom and you were her sub.
Oh, and the same goes for that female boss who kicked you from your chair.
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Face it, 'baby mamma' was clearly the dom and you were her sub.
Oh, and the same goes for that female boss who kicked you from your chair.
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Bravo again, iMeister ;D
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:D ;D
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iron meister thats fuunyy but mama has 10/10 face and 12/10 hairline
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iron meister thats fuunyy but mama has 10/10 face and 12/10 hairline
Post a pic with her eyes covered.
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iron meister thats fuunyy but mama has 10/10 face and 12/10 hairline
I am sure...pls post her pictors so we all can behold such beauty 8)
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Re: A day in the life of a YouTube success
This guy is a liar and is not natural and so is his friend.
There is no real value to the world created by these dudes. They are nothing more than liars.
Whatever the case my friends, I encourage you to never put all your faith in money.
Here's a lesson for you all. Might want to get a pen and write it down.
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Where does money come from?
Money = Mono + Eye = One Eye;
This could be interpreted in many ways and one of them is that the elite replaced people's real vision with money. Everybody is chasing it, never seeing the real picture.
Never seeing how the world really works. Day after day pass and all humans think of is money and how many things they can buy, only to realize that money means nothing in reality. It's man made concept meant to replace spirituality and the real vision of humanity.
Money is made out of thin air and is based on debt. The more money there is, the more debt there is.
With that being said people currently do need money. You can't live without it, but after a certain point which is: having a place to live, food and the required commodities to openly express yourself and develop as a person, you don't need more and it will never make you happy. Only fatter.
On the person making millions playing video games:
His computer parts are made by people who live likes slaves in China and yet they get nothing.
I am not saying we should all give our money for charity (that's a scam) but we should use it to make other people's lives better, instead of dumping it all in vain purchases that don't meant shit once you buy them.
ALL MONEY IS DIRTY
I don't care who you are, all money is dirty - mine and yours too. The richest men in the world are nothing more than people who exploit others. The money of the sports celebrities is also bloody.
This world is ruled by Saturn my friends. And Saturn loves money.
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Re: Markus Rühl's new girlfriend.
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do you want to compete or just get the girlz??
i just want to get the girls of course
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re: Any blondie Iggy Azalea fans in here? Her sex tape is going to get public
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=549703.0
Let's all really speak about this
All of you faggats have never fucked an irish bitch with a body like this I have forever
How many SECONDS do you think you'd last if she rode you?
shizzocant get hard for her he's into fucking turtles
Howard if you give him 17 Viagra, 3 seconds flat, but he's gay
prime muscle if you make izzy put on little boy mask, 9 seconds 9.2 seconds exact
aji could see aj pulling out the mental prowess to last 5 minutes that's a LOT if not used to fat butt slim waist irish whore on top like this after sucking dick a bit
big ro 4 minutes 13 seconds including mustache ride she takes with her butt hole (this is no insult I would love to grow a mustache then stick it in her fat fat butt hole)
sev would not let Iggy hit. Would not stop with talking about radu. Then when she goes to grab his 1 inch Romanian uncircumcised wiener he viciously diarrheal in his short shorts and runs out of hotel room and down 5 avenue in manhattan dripping a trail of poop looking like squid ward tentacles from sponge bob almost getting hit by cars because he looked right not left for passing donkeys like his Bucharest baby farmer mama taught him along with how to be a faggat
bigmc Iggy is a size queen so she may get wet enough here that the pussy is loose a bit and big mc can sustain if he holds on , Jehovah willing. 7 minutes. Current winner.
donny has heart attack and dies after one second from heart rate rising above 60 . Disqualified
junior after snorting blow all day and fucking hookers junior takes a Vicodin and leaves dorsia. He meets Iggy at her hotel. She says are you ready big boy. He doesn't have to pay but he throws a $100 bill at her and tells her she whore now tonight. Before she mounts him junior says
The question is how long will you last
And the gods of whore karma all march out of the Forrest
Straight into time out board
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Re: Any blondie Iggy Azalea fans in here? Her sex tape is going to get public
Definitely going to watch that ass in action
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Re: Will you watch the livestream of Mr Olympia?
Mayor's room after prejudging.
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Re: Gain 30 pounds in 30 days
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Re: Nicole Kidmans Father involved in Elitist Pedophile Ring
Is it safe to say most austrailians are either on fake juice or are pedos?
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Re: Flex Lewis Nutrition Line
I am landing in vegas tomorrow, so many options for pictures in the vegas gym, at the expo, at the after party, in the hotel getting my freak on with a fitness chick, the possibilities are endless.
No one gives a shit about you flying into Vegas you useless crusty old jizz sock. And as far as you picking up any fitness chicks, she would have to be the drunk and hideous. You're so fucking ugly that I can take a picture of you and sell it in an art gallery as a modern art masterpiece.
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More compliments, Getbig style...
Re: Kanye stops show because handicapped fan in wheelchair won't stand up
kanye is such a retarded asshat. He can make a special needs kid look like a genius.
It's not unusual to find handicapped people at cRap concerts such as those put on by Kanye, it's just that the majority of them are mentally, not physically handicapped.
Human waste comes in many colors. Kanye more closely matches what's found just before you flush. He and those that support him both in the media and public are pathetic.
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Re: Arnold still Jacked @ 67
(http://i.imgur.com/Jq6WlIT.jpg)
dead by 100
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Re: Just left the barber after a long coversation with Mike Tyson
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Re: Phil Heath Shoes
So phil is becoming the michael jordan of the bodybuilding world, how many of you are going to buying the new phil heath shoes.
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The Lift.
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Re: Attention: Junior/Joon
Joon,
We have been very good to you here on the forum.
For instance:
- When you were in Time Out, it was a short stint.
- When you wanted a name change, we obliged.
- When you wanted your threads stickied, we went ahead and complied.
- When you purchased a mod account (DP), we let it go.
- When you wanted to talk about BikiniSlut and your personal issues, we listened.
- When you posted pornographic material displaying your 5-inch cockus maximus, we let it go.
Here's the major issue I am having with you. If you decide to simply flood the forum at hours when there are no moderators (or Ron) online with a bunch of gimmicks, we will then simply log in and erase all material and shortly-thereafter BAN those gimmicks.
If you continue with the gimmick attacks, we will then have to instill a few extra parameters for posting that would make it difficult for said attacks to continue.
Aside from resolving this problem by way of a unilateral, moderator team approach, what I think you have to understand is that what you are doing is making your personal vendetta against Simple Simon, the problem of all of GetBig. In other words, you're making the problem you have with Simple Simon, the problem of every single member here on Getbig. You are thereby stripping every member of the opportunity of enjoying themselves here by way of your incessant attacks.
If you like the various people here and have enjoyed the posting experience that came throughout your time here, why destroy it for everyone else due to your own personal issues with Simple Simon??
This is like the annoying kid in the neighborhood with the brand new football, who comes out to play with the neighborhood kids and as soon as things don't go his way, he not only stops the game and takes the ball with him, but he then calls the cops to close the street as to completely take away any ability for those kids to enjoy themselves otherwise. Why shit on every other member's experience, only to make yourself truly despised by everyone?
What I suggest......Calm down and resolve your matters with Simple Simon without having to resort to trashing the forum.
If you have a problem with another man, what do you do?
Do you go ahead and shit/piss on every member of his community or do you simply go to this man and confront him face-to-face?
Be a fucking man and stop destroying the experience for the rest of the members here. Don't be a coward. If you have so much of an issue with Simple Simon, go to him like a man and handle it.
Anything else is the move of a fucking coward and you know it.
"1"
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Junior isn't worth all those words, just kick him out.
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Re: CSWOLE Makes Appearance on Jimmy Kimmel 09/16/14
:)
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LOL @ that CSWOL clip! ;D
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Re: CSWOLE Makes Appearance on Jimmy Kimmel 09/16/14
He upped the recreational dose.....
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He upped the recreational dose.....
..with a conspiracy vision in the mix.
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Re: 2014 Olympia - The Olympia Finals are sold out?
From Mr. Olympia Facebook page...
Available now! A limited supply of Saturday night finals tickets has just been released. Call now before they go!
888-234-2334
I called and got transfered to Floor 7 of the Mirage Hotel. Is this some sort of joke?
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CSWOL is the man!
I have to talk to Grant and see about bringing him back. You guys need to realize that CSWOL takes this shit seriously. He's the type of guy that will show up to your house and spit rhymes all over your ass.
Good, funny and highly entertaining guy!
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Funny is subjective, obviously. As is annoying.
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Chill. You're a
Lame fucking poster
One liners like
"Good observation!"
Or
"Someone had to call it like it is"
And you're also in the minority
In thinking I'm annoying
I enjoyed your JFK threads
Just ignore my posts
It's damned easy to ignore your half wit mediocre Kansas grandma one line implied already captain obvious posts
You're like the long version of Arce
Fucking bland as fuck
...and always annoyed.
Get
The fuck outta my threads you faceless faggat
Wow, feel better?
I was commenting on OMR saying CSWOL was funny. Isn't that what I quoted? If not, I apologize. Either way, go fuck yourself, Joon.
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Wow, feel better?
I was commenting on OMR saying CSWOL was funny. Isn't that what I quoted? If not, I apologize. Either way, go fuck yourself, Joon.
::)
Then you suck at posting
Cause it
Wasn't clear
My bad.
Not Joon tho. I blame
Clen and tren it's
Time
For
A
Nap
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Logging off
For night too much clen
My apologies though to the ugly
That was uncool of me
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Logging off
For night too much clen
My apologies though to the ugly
That was uncool of me
We're good, no sweat. No family in Kansas, by the way, and both grandmas have sadly moved on. Have a good night.
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Re: Photo - Can heaths arms get any bigger...
you suck at arguing simple minded fool
food in the quantities bodybuilders consume it is simply perverted and unreasonable, it has nothing to do with survival and dietary requirements
it basically for decoration, to fuel drug muscles for show
i dont know if they eat the elephant meat or not, it's probably more practical to shoot the elephant, cut off the ivory and move on to the next one
the money will buy any food they want on the market
the elephant will be eaten by hyenas and other animals anyway
do you seriously think there will be several hundred kilos of meat in the jungle that will not be eaten
lol
simple minded fool
You call names because you have no argument.
You don't need huge amounts of protein. That is a fallacy.
Meso is bigger than you, and doesn't eat as much as you.
You justify anything you want, so that you can obtain it.
You'd probably butcher a prime Ronnie Coleman just to have his arms on the wall.
Before you praise the elephant, now it is just a "frivolities"
You've reduced the elephant, just like your baby mama to an object.
Just like Ronnie, Phil and everybody else.
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The Ever Effervescent....
:D
And people wonder why I'm full of myself. seriously, I'm 50 fucking years old and this is what I look like. and I'm not a celebrity getting their face cut every six months...it's me.
I would think anybody would be fkng overjoyed and loving it. I know I am. And I know people will read that and roll their eyes....I really don't see why...it's the fucking truth
It's like a rich person saying they have 12 million in the bank, it's not bragging....it's how much money he has
Let's talk real for a second. everyone breaks my balls calling me shallow, arrogant, vain.
I'm happy. I get my ego stroked 5 times a day by complete strangers. Women tell me how handsome I am...men kiss my ass and tell me how jacked I am. every day. I Again.....NOT bragging. it's what happens.
and I'm FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD
5 0
think about how good that must feel....honestly. put yourself in my shoes. you'd be a little big headed too
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Re: Jay Cutler reflects on his life and is filled with sadness and regret (PIC)
as he stands before his wall of accomplishments, gazing up at the tin medals and paper portraits, Jay is confronted with the harsh truth of his life's work
in his stubborn quest to accumulate hollow titles and win the praise of strangers, he realizes too late that they came with a heavy price - a broken heart
these days, as his health begins to fail him, Jay is a man in his later years, childless and alone; his wall of memories and his shelf of Sandows providing bitter company
(http://i.imgur.com/x0dEED6.jpg)
haha even his shirt has a picture of himself
great symmetry and roundness
on the medal mounting.
LOL @ Jay stopping to pose in the "Oh, let me take a look at these medals" situation.
It happens to all of us - we enter our trophy room, look up at 18 feet of covers and trophies and plaques and say "Woah, I won the 2003 Arnold? I totally forgot about that!"
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Re: 2014 Mr. Olympia.
Where's Phil's personal ball sucker Anabolichalo? I don't hear all that bullshit now?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=550786.0;attach=579368;image
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Re: 2014 Mr. Olympia.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=550786.0;attach=579368;image
Team Kai!
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Branch WTF ???
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Re: Bought a new 40in TV to watch the Mr Olympia
I know its not impressing anyone but this is actually the very first HD TV I've even bought or used. Never had the money until now to buy one. Got my NPC trophies next to on the bookcase to make it a bodybuilding related thread. Thing only weighs 12 fucking pounds....insane shit.
Tommorrow, I may open up a chat room on Anabolic Mayhem to discuss the event live....honestly I just want to chill out this weekend, been working up a storm processing orders
had to save up to 239bux? a few months ago you where bragging about how successful your e-businesses and bitcoin investments was ::)
trophy for placing dead last...
fu vince and fuckk off with this from the g&o
No....just waited for a great deal on one. My other TV was old but it worked so there was no real rush. And this is my house, jailbait so you fuck off or I'll fuck you in the asshole.
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Re: Where did Phil's abs go?
Heath making kovacs and palumbo proud
(http://www.flexonline.com/sites/flexonline.com/files/styles/gallery_slide_612xany/public/media/2014%20Olympia/Mens%20Open%20Bodybuilding%20-%202014%20Olympia/IMG_5223.jpg)
Advanced onset of very aggressive Palumboism.
Worst pageant yet.
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Re: Random pics
http://i.imgur.com/ZAO0wB6.gif
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Re: ***OFFICIAL*** 2014 MR. OLYMPIA thread !
These guys are two weeks out still right? This is shameful.
Says the guy that hasn't seen his abs or cock since the declaration of independence .
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Re: PHIL HEATH CHEATING AGAIN - STANDING OVER THE LINE
philip narrow heath has a PHD in forced perspective science
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
wow, that pussy looks beat to shit, looks worse then george farah face
Perfect asshole in that second pic. Pussy is a bit of a mess but I've seen way worse.
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
BOOOOMMMM
New pics and videos.
J.law
http://www74.zippyshare.com/v/86395997/file.html
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should you take pre workout supplements?
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Why do you even watch? Why do you even come here? (Rhetorical)
Long before you were ever conceived I was a bodybuilder.
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Phil Heath 2015 Olympia Prediction
So far Phil has had the following obstacles to overcome RIGHT BEFORE the 2013 and 2014 Mr. Olympia contests respectively:
- Wife's breast cancer
- Conveniently making amends with his estranged father at the hospital right before his demise
I predict that one of the following tragedies will occur RIGH BEFORE the 2015 Olympia to solidify his next undeserved victory:
- He will adopt a geriatric dog 3 months prior to the Olympia and put it to sleep weeks before stepping on the dais
- He will lose his favorite posing trunk on a flight 3 weeks prior to the Olympia and STILL make it to the stage
- He will make amends with his estranged cousin twice removed as his cousin is on his death bed
Adoring fans and Chic will praise Phil's legendary will to persevere and overcome obstacles which would obliterate lesser mortals' and send them into a tailspin into the abyss.
Thoughts?
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey's update pics & videos
i knew it, they dont own a home, they live in the Warehouse
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"Gifted" on his seats... narcissism to the max..
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Re: Billy Guns back from Vacation......
The only way Billy Guns could become more of a loser, is if he won 'The worlds biggest loser' competition, and then lost the trophy and lost his way home
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wife material
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great everyday wife
easy to maintain with a moderate dose of black cocks
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Rich and Dave discussing how to best apply black dye to hair transplants.
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Re: Billy Guns back from Vacation......
Vince is a big water bag these days He would never be able to get in shape aside from watermelon shape
Glad to see ya back Billy but honestly, you'd never beat me in a real bodybuilding show Let's be real, bro. In any event, best of luck to ya on your endeavors.
Sugar Tits Goodrum
Lets get real here you have a better chance of gettin Vissy pregnant than beating me at anything in life.
The only thing you can say that Ill never say is Sleeping with a Man....you win that contest pants down
Decide on a show ill prep for weeks on poptarts and still win
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Only a getbigger would wear gloves to the gym, but never a condom to have sex.
:D
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Trenbolone, LOL!
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Are you hard-core enough?
LOL.....with my new toy, 25kg chain
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Pearl Harbor better be on high alert now.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=580038;image)
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Pearl Harbor better be on high alert now.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=580038;image)
He isnt japanese you racist fuck!
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He isnt japanese you racist fuck!
The joke went over your head. I know he is from Taiwan you moron.
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The joke went over your head. I know he is from Taiwan you moron.
Yeah. My joke went over your head.
It actually landed on your bald worthless head, but the lack of hair caused it to skid out and land somewhere on your pimple infested back stomach.
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Yeah. My joke went over your head.
It actually landed on your bald worthless head, but the lack of hair caused it to skid out and land somewhere on your pimple infested back stomach.
Do you guys have a Shizzo alert app? You guys seem to flock to my posts, in order to get some entertainment.
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Do you guys have a Shizzo alert app? You guys seem to flock to my posts, in order to get some entertainment.
If I say sorry will you cheer up, nancy?
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If I say sorry will you cheer up, nancy?
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Why say sorry? I won. ;)
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I am getting a Chiroflex vibe in here.
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Why say sorry? I won. ;)
Yes. You win the golden turd award, its made of real gold.
That will come in handy when the wal-mart checks can no longer cover the booze bill. Hock the golden turd.
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Please maintain a respectful tone when discussing Big Chiro Flex.
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Please maintain a respectful tone when discussing Big Chiro Flex.
If it wasn't for your ever watchful eye, I would have likely never saw the mentioning of BCF by the resident undesirable.
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Vince rockin' "The Carlton" back in the day.
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Re: Look at this beast.
You have to give up your girlfriend's anus. If not, then he will just take her by force:
(http://i.imgur.com/MP7T6z9.jpg)
Looks like he might not want a girl's anus.
I like the other guy's factory worker, muskateer look.
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Lobstah: "I saw this picture and instantly had to pee."
;D
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Re: Random pics
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Shizzo's life story in one gif.
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Re: Random pics
that's more like primemuscle
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that's more like primemuscle
Only on the G&O section, he's a good person (no homo)
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that's more like primemuscle
If you believe that, then you are a very poor judge of character.
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Lobstah: "I saw this picture and instantly had to pee."
;D
What wouldn't I trade to BE that tattoo?
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What wouldn't I trade to BE that tattoo?
Seriously!!!
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that's more like primemuscle
Your hate for homosexual people and your love for big cock trannies might be related. You might be homosexual yourself. Hope this helps.
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:o :o
Thanks, Kim Jong-un ;D
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:D
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Re: Justin Compton doing the 2015 Arnold next year
lol
the guy is 3 times as wide bro and narrow waist full big arms
would drive women mad in night clubs
His face dude, his face... face+arms, for instance, che, Groink, Option D, go4it. Not arms only.
And only to a certain level of muscularity. Not to the point where you have sweat stains under your armpits...
Look at your response, he impresses guys more than women.
good old parker
trying whatever he can to cock block the white man from getting the black babes
nice try
but black women love prime ronnie coleman size (fact)
you never said "black babes". You said women...
Unless you meant you and 18 yr old African immigrants and African hookers.
Only a small minority of women, black or other liked Ronnie Coleman. If given a choice between him and Ulisses Jr or Sagi Constance, they'd pick Ullisses and Sagi, plus Ronnie had that high pitched voice.
Now, they would like Ronnie's money, though.
You'd pick Ronnie because of what he represents.
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Your hate for homosexual people and your love for big cock trannies might be related. You might be homosexual yourself. Hope this helps.
are you actually saying he is a homosexual?
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Re: Getbiggin' It At Work
At my office where I am a low-level peon, our management team has graciously provided breakfast which includes various types of breakfast biscuits.
I took three bacon biscuits, got to my desk, threw the bread away and ate the bacon because bread is catabolic and bacon is awesome.
Only a Getbigger would roll that way.
Getbiggin' it today, Getbiggin' it tomorrow, Getbiggin' it forever.
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Re: Lawdy have mercy..
Country music is rap for white people...
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Re: Big Dan Hill and his girlfriend at the OLYMPIA!
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So far, this MMA superstar has only punched his girlfriend in the face.
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Greatest of all time:
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That last one makes my day :D
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Re: Big Dan Hill and his girlfriend at the OLYMPIA!
when is this homo going to shave his gay beard and look like a human being not a rat
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when is this homo going to shave his gay beard and look like a human being not a rat
You can shave a beard
But what does one do with a dented head?
(And don't say grow hair)
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You can shave a beard
But what does one do with a dented head?
(And don't say grow hair)
i have the solution already
surgeon in usa specialized in fixing this with minimal invasive surgery with pmma injection
only will be 4-6k USD
so fuck you stupid homo ::)
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i have the solution already
surgeon in usa specialized in fixing this with minimal invasive surgery with pmma injection
only will be 4-6k USD
so fuck you stupid homo ::)
You mad that you have a bald, dented head? Lol
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when is this homo going to shave his gay beard and look like a human being not a rat
Idiot ::)
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DP outed for sporting the chin pubes
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If Kai Greene did that he'd be Mr. Olympia
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From the Jesus bareback thread:
I'm guessing swingers get married because they want the traditional values like kids, a shared home and a long term relationship along with an open exciting sex life. Or most just realized they're sexually bored in their marriage. In reality, I don't think it's possible to have all 4 without recurring issues. Luckily I don't want kids, because there's nothing better to me than being single with the option to do whatever the fuck you please. You can still form great relationships with women without being monogamous to each other and worrying about who else the other is fucking. I don't get why some have to put a label on it like 'open relationship'...shit just stay single. I have a vasectomy scheduled next month.
It's crazy how many male celebrities and athletes you see get married everyday when you know they are never going to give that flowing stream of pussy up. They always get divorced sooner or later and end up paying. All because they chased this cookie cutter dream that's not really meant for everybody.
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From the Jesus bareback thread:
Amen..
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DP outed for sporting the chin pubes
Please keep your negative bullshit out of this thread.
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Re: Any pics of The Mayor Of Bodybuilding from Olympia weekend?
The Gayor exiting the Expo. By the end of the weekend the towel was stuck.
(http://i.imgur.com/mtaCVnc.jpg)
When exactly was the mayor of bodybuilding elected as mayor? I'm concerned. Was the election fair? Who were his opponents?
I'm very concerned.
The Gayor went to the poles several times and erected himself mayor. Rumor is there were a lot of back door dealings.
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Re: eating like a bodybuilder is easy
Yes i am a fat guy ;D
ok, I thought you bodybuilded
and you do?
lol fuck.
guys like you who look like shit 52 weeks of the year should can the criticism of others.
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Re: there are two freak beasts in my gym and they both have black gf and baby mama
WORST POSSIBLE DATE EVER.................... ........
she actually said i my arms are getting too big and i should stop lifting so much, this was very bad and the little interest i had in her vanished like snow flakes in the sun
eventually she nearly sexually assaults me
i finger bang her a bit and want to take off my trousers to fuck her
she stops me
i try again
she stops me
she tries to push my head down
i try to open trousers she stops, it goes a bit back and forth
then she says she wants me to lick her pussy but i refuse, she says you have to "take it all or nothing", i say well nothing then and put my shirt back on
she asks but why
i tell her "do you think a lion will let a lioness tell him to eat her pussy?...."
now i'm at home eating my last meal and achieving my calories so it's not a big deal
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I wouldn't want to eat the pussy of some random girl I just met, either. :-\
Good decision, Halo.
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
http://thefappening.eu/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Jennifer-Lawrence-Naked-022.jpg
This one gave me an instant stiffy, that balloon knot is begging to be explored.
Quality poop chute right there.
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I wouldn't want to eat the pussy of some random girl I just met, either. :-\
Good decision, Halo.
fucking disgusting and emasculating
she should be on her knees sucking dick not expecting powerful bodybuilders to suck her hole
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fucking disgusting and emasculating
she should be on her knees sucking dick not expecting powerful bodybuilders to suck her hole
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ah yes
alex and his lovely wife
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Re: Bios3Training trashing Kai's G4P
Bald, big and bitter, he must be a getbigger. ;D
Imo, 100% correct, G4P is a choice and mostly made by lazy deadbeats with no integrity.
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
If there was ever a legit photo of Megan Fox's turd cutter I would blow that shit up to poster size and hang it in my fucking living room.
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From: The U.S. is getting hammered thread (about golf)
Very addictive game. So frustrating and rewarding at the same time. A beautiful timed drive, straight as an arrow down the link is a thing of wondrous beauty. Not saying that shooting up illegal home-brewed drugs in a small hotel room somewhere whilst dancing naked for a bald wanking dwarf drenched in baby oil isn't fun, but do try and give golf a go.
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Re: eating like a bodybuilder is easy
very simple. i cook everyday, either chicken breast or shirt steak. sometime turkey meat with taco seasoning. i microwave potatoes for 10 minutes, makes a great baked potato.
i always cook extra so i can take two meals to work, chicken or steak and a potato, with a little Lucille's BBQ sauce on it. and then i have one mason jar that i fill up with
cherry tomatoes and cucumbers and baby spinach. a little dressing and boom, I'm good. easiest thing i have ever done. i seem to be losing a little weight also, only one soda a week,
two habit burgers a week, and that's it. and I'm not eating out anymore, so I'm saving money. i cant believe how easy it is to cook every day
Explain why you look like shit then
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
This Jennifer Lawrence is an idiot.
http://thefappening.eu/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Jennifer-Lawrence-Naked-022.jpg
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From "More Celebrity Nudes Leaked"...
Pray to God Oprah and Roseanne Barr don't have iCloud......
;D
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Have any getbiggers tried this DMT stuff?
If so, what is your verdict?
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Re: Lean mass after cutting
So...
600mg Test E ( 175mg eod ) or 525mg Test P ( 150mg eod )
425mg Deca ( 125mg eod )
250mg Tren A ( 75mg eod )
Cabaser 0,5mg e4d
Arimidex 0,5mg eod ( or don't start with it when i don't have gyno etc.? )
When BF% will be stay in good position i want to continue it even to 24 or more weeks :-)
21 Years Old I'm. Btw, i started from that:
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Anything else to change in my plans?
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i hope he fully realizes he is the best bodybuild whoever walk the earth despite the trolls posting distended pics in comparison to haney vaccum
wiggs did this at least once
and sev recently copy shit thread with exactly same pictors (gypsy does not have own idea only thief)
ronnie forver
:D
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Re: eating like a bodybuilder is easy
Doesn't alter the fact you spend hours prepping food and eating like a monk to look like a monk.
Cereal for breakfast
a coffee and a biscuit mid morning
cheese sandwiches for lunch
bacon sausage and egg with chips for tea
bag of crisps and a chocolate bar for supper
Eat that Sev and you will look just like you do now
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Re: The US is getting hammered (<- golf)
Yup, I really do need to play more. Walking a course is around 5-6 miles and burning 2-3000 calories plus I love the game.
Athlete John Daly does the equivalent amount of exercise to a full marathon every day
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Re: Jay Cutler desperate about his height
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Re: Is ARNOLD a schmoe himself??
:-X :-X
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Re: Insane Vascularity of McGraths Biceps Workout . Flexonline
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Is that when he met Sev?
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lol @ a round of golf burning 3000 calories :D
Maybe if you weigh 600 lbs.
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Re: bodybuilding lookalikes!
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the tbombz video is back online.:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjIxNDAxNTg0.html
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Repainting my house today.
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Re: George Cloony's herpes
Is well known he has herpes. Would he have already spread it to his wife or would that happen on his wedding night?
I thought Clooney was homosexual?
yes the herpes are in his rectum
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Re: what's your Getbig identity worth?
it is an interesting question given the way junior is buying souls and accounts here lately.
he's bought and got BigRo jumping thru hoops for 1k a month.
who knows what he gave josh for 700 accounts. looks like he's bought visualizeperfections account too wfich is a shame cause I liked the guy.
does your GB identity mean anything to you? is it meerly an account or an extension of yourself?
what's your price?
There isn't a price that could be put on the legendary Wiggs account. I'm serious.
How about a bi-curious asian fella and a Slim Jim?
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;D I am the Rodney Dangerfield of getbig. I gets no respect. Those comments should have been added by someone else >:(
the last quote I posted really deserves to be in this thread, buddy. :)
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the last quote I posted really deserves to be in this thread, buddy. :)
:o. :D
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# wider than heath
Jay lost so much size he can sit on trimmed hedges.
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You left out stage 2.
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Is it Booty's face? I can't really tell who it is.
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Is it Booty's face? I can't really tell who it is.
Yes.
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Is it Booty's face? I can't really tell who it is.
Here you go.
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Denarii pm'd me his test result
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Idea for a London Night out
www.torturegarden.com
you are on your own on this one bro
some latex clad bitch trying to stick a 12" strap on up your ass
isn't my idea of fun
didn't realise that was your thing :-X
you are on your own on this one bro
some latex clad bitch trying to stick a 12" (only 6 bro) strap on up your ass
isn't my idea of fun
didn't realise that was your thing :-X
Fixed
that changes everything
where do I sign up 8)
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British Man Raped At Oktoberfest Beer Festival
How do these fellows manage to unclench the bumhole?
I would literally focus all of my chi energy into my bumclench until they give up and look for looser victims
or push out a turd
Im sure both would deter the casual rapist.
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In a Maddy Mc Cann thread
Great everyday daughter, easy to maintain from 160ft away at the bar
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50% of the posts from the UK board should be here lol
The place where legends are made
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50% of the posts from the UK board should be here lol
The place where legends are made
The place that no one reads
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The place that no one reads
No that's your facebook page.
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No that's your facebook page.
No that's your poems
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No that's your poems
Actually 2 people read them hahaha ;D
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Actually 2 people read them hahaha ;D
Simple Simon and BigMc don't count
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loves it in the bum proving to be a jealous little bitch in this thread
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UK Getbig Fantasy Football Thread New « 1 2 3 4 5 » BigCyp 111 2002 Last post Today at 05:56:03 AM
by BigCyp
Random weekly picture from your real life thread « 1 2 ... 7 8 » BigCyp 189 2740 Last post Today at 05:48:04 AM
by bigmc
Ro's Road to Wabba Universe « 1 2 ... 5 6 » BigRo 146 5620
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almost as many times as army of come has taken it up the shitter this year
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No that's your facebook page.
The only people who regularly check Army of One's Facebook are the administrators of the sex offenders register.
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UK Getbig Fantasy Football Thread New « 1 2 3 4 5 » BigCyp 111 2002 Last post Today at 05:56:03 AM
by BigCyp
Random weekly picture from your real life thread « 1 2 ... 7 8 » BigCyp 189 2740 Last post Today at 05:48:04 AM
by bigmc
Ro's Road to Wabba Universe « 1 2 ... 5 6 » BigRo 146 5620
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almost as many times as army of come has taken it up the shitter this year
Bigmc, are you saying that scared of his mum is so jealous, that if you poured custard on his head he's be a trifle?
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Bigmc, are you saying that scared of his mum is so jealous, that if you poured custard on his head he's be a trifle?
what im saying cyp is that many cocks instead of some
is so bitter he brushes his teeth in lemon juice
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what im saying cyp is that many cocks instead of some
is so bitter he brushes his teeth in lemon juice
Army of One is so bitter Jesus thought of him when he drank sour wine on the cross
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Re: Falcon Rising Trailer
Why Michael Jai White doesn't get more exposure is beyond me.
Marvel could have done a Luke Cage or Black Panther movie (apparently there is a Black Panther moie coming out)
I thought this was about a fat johnny falcon getting beaten up by his ex heroin junkie girlfriends new man, then training hard on his 15 pound tree hanging punchbag while inhaling paint fumes and drinking olive oil until he was a ripped 240 again, then falcon punching the dude to death using his flawless technique learned from Fight Night.
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Re: The Greatest of All Time
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Re: Okcupid data on race and attraction from 2009-2014
I like black and white women
equal opportunities of peace
The Nelson Mandela of getbig
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The Trainer's "girlfriend" (pic)
The Trainer Principles
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Why are people always fucking up my hair in photoshops? Not impressed with that flat top
Well, Booty, provide me with larger, clearer photos and I will do a better job. It is always tricky changing the background.
I promise to try harder from now on!
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How to embed an image in a GETBIG thread.
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Re: Vince Basile
its the creepy shit like this Vincent
that clearly identifies you as a predatory sex offender
at least you are admitting you commited the criminal act of conspiring with another regarding me
not only are you a man so amoral you would use your wife's anus as a transport system
a man so amoral you accuse a famous bodybuilder of rape because he placed you last in a bb contest 40 years ago
a man so amoral you think it is funny to joke about procuring 14 year old children for sexual acts with your friends
a man so amoral you make innappropriate sexual comments about pictures of underage girls on here
you had the chance to sort this like men on the phone Vincent
but when confronted with your sexual degradation you choose to try and blackmail junior into paying someone to come after me
a day in court is the last thing you need uncle creepy
all it will do is expose your predilections to the world
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Haha, wouldn't be complete without shit tits
I have great tits you moron.
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Truth is I am an adrenalin junkie.
Bigmc is right about one thing which is I am very bored.
I get bored very quickly. London is a shit hole.
I live for the drama I don't deny it.
It is a shitty Saturday, pissing down with rain.
I should go Hippodrome and play poker.
Anyone fancy going and getting smashed and stoned let me know.
Skorp you twat where are you, I fight you today fist fight, lets do it.
Winner gets booty. ;D
Not joking.
I hate all of you, especially Bigmc, I'll fight him today if he comes to London.
But seriously why does this twat Simple Simon 50 year old Grandpa get to fuck everything up on this board and my party.
That shit ain't right.
If it weren't for him everyone on UK board would be getting on just fine.
Like we had fun in that party thread before cu-nt face fucked things up as usual.
He is just a mouthy chav gobshite that needs to be put to bed once and for all
It's past his bedtime and I wanna tuck him up nice and sweet
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Re: Question Regarding the "Outing" of Information
is fake death shizzo
the man who performs like a monkey on video for money
taking the moral high ground?
No, I would have to take some pics of me stroking my dick, and a few more with thumb up my ass to get even with Booty.
The only reason she has anyone here to defend her, is because half of these dudes are old, fat, trolls.
The only reason younger guys would go for her (Skorp, bigmc) is for the chance at an easy lay.
You can tell she is a headcase just by looking into her blank, soulless stare.
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Re: Describe Getbig with one word
I'll describe it with one picture...
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Re: being employed again makes it hard to have time for getbig and clubbing
:-\
is this you?
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Re: being employed again makes it hard to have time for getbig and clubbing
just got back from red lights
fucked one chick who is a 100 percent match with baby mama in the face, same hair too, body type very similar
when i saw her in the window i nearly shat myself, thought it was actually her
while fucking her in missionary the eye contact and looking at her face was so weird shit
it was like it is actually her
i feel all confused about these matters, cant get baby mama off my mind
evvery day i seem to get further away from getting over her, the past week at least 3 nights dream of her
why is this
???
Dude, it was her.
no it actually wasnt
this whore was shorter and lacked bullet hole injury
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(not my kind, but funny)
Re: Ass but BB related - glute training
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Haha :D
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Re: Young Basile.
http://www.kamhigh.com/Gold%20K%20Page.asp?ID=1
With all of those accomplishments, he's fighting tooth and nail over some internet blue stars under his name... ;D
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Re: Describe Getbig with one word
i am a jacked gentleman
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Re: Getbig Themed Wedding
With all the talk of Junior and BS and their relationship, I wonder what a getbig themed wedding would look like. This was created. Not created by me.
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
A fun game to play on POF is "Has She Had A Kid?" judging just from pictures of the whore.
I think I have at least a 75% success rate at this.
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An archschmoe, a master of the dark side of bodybuilding.
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TRUE Natural Mr Olympia
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Arnold's taste truly boggles the mind. This feminina has been rejected by every paisa in Juarez.
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
Too much craziness lately in fight between members. It needs to stop. So here goes...
Simple guidelines...
1) No racist posts. We all know what discussion is vs. blatant racism.
2) No personal information of people families - or pics, etc. It just isn't cool.
3) No malicious personal bashing and others who can’t defend themselves.
4) No pornographic pictures on main boards. The Relationship and Sex Boards are for that.
5) No threads that are just meant to ruin the boards. You know which ones.
6) No spamming commercial posts of events, web sites or products without approval.
We start today - to all. We need to start somewhere. Violaters will get a week 'timeout' or longer.
It you get 'Timed Out', you can argue, but we all know what is going on, and tired of it.
Now, don't complain to me about you know who, and you know what in the past. It starts right now.
But you can provide a url of the pics...
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Re: Lol@ this picture of Skorpo when he was younger
Apparently someone found his pic from 10 years ago on a dating site aimed at bi/gay males :-X
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Re: More celebrity nudes leaked
LOL at Father Ron, Merica... ::)
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Re: Aaron and PJ's Inappropriate Advertisement For Euphoria
Blow Up Doll Not Included ::)
Use Vince10 when ordering for instant savings. May as well since some of you are going to buy this anyway. I'm going to have a very serious talk with them next week.
Considering that I don't work for Blackstone and PJ is fucking a Blow Up Doll...I felt that it would be of interest to Getbig
Rule 10: Fuck with Vince Goodrum and you'll end up like Derek, Keith, and Basile.
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Re: Lol@ this picture of Skorpo when he was younger
Is Alzheimer's taking hold yet? I know you're old but fuck me you can't even differentiate between obvious trolling from Army of Cum now.
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Re: The general guidelines - and it starts now...
I don't do porn Ron!!!! If you consider my nude photographic modeling porn then that is your opinion. Please delete any nudes that any red neck posters post up of me. Thank you!!!
They are cool. Send them to me to examine, and then we can set up a thread on the Relationship/Unsensored board for your artistic pics.
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<- Big Ron Avidan = king pimp
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she is an amazing woman of muscles
tell her i find out in a cedric mcmillan seminar on youtube the key to isolating the delts in side raises
it's not what people think
that mcmillan is one seriously brilliant bro scientist
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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
also..........
this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs
i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks :-X :-X :-X
so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence
then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits
it says S
i laugh harder
so people think i wear xxl
all tha way big guy
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Re: Jason Blaha shirtless video, fat as fuck
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
people really ruin my day when posting huge cocks
it makes me mad as hell
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Re: People who don't earn a university degree
People who don't earn a university degree tend to have a superficial view of the world, and their opinions are often those of others. They believe everything they hear (i.e. news stories, rumors), they sorely lack in critical thinking, and typically are unable to comprehend rudimentary concepts. Hence, most companies won't even consider a non-college grad for a white collar position. A Bachelor's Degree is the price of admission to being taken seriously in high society, and even that is a bare minimum. A graduate degree ia really what's needed
Really? Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard and never got his degree. Real failure 'eh. ::)
I have a masters and doctorate and I'm replying to your post on getbig.
My ed-ja-ma-kay-shun really made me rich and successful .
While exceptions alway exist, Bill Gates is certainly not the norm. And while your own personal educational claims may or may not be true, you've clearly got psychological issues which would inhibit entry into the upper classes of society.
Goodrum has two doctorates.
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Re: Can someone please tell me what happened to Uncle Joooooon?
I log in today and notice that Uncle Juuuuunnne isn't around.
What happened to Uncle JJ?
"1"
he was outed by alex
as an Iranian who was basically funded by his parents
the stories of him being a business man etc were made up
his daddy bought him his house
he changed his name legally last year so thought he was un traceable
he could have rolled with the punches but chose to run
A while back I said that Junior was not in Alex's league. I told everyone that this kid is a featherweight compared to what Alex can do.
He decided to attack both Alex and Josh and look what happened. He went way too hard on Alex. He went as far as to say that he was going to rape his mother and that kind of nonsense is just not cool.
I don't understand why people can't just be civil towards each other.
Let this be a lesson to everyone. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
"1"
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
people really ruin my day when posting huge cocks
it makes me mad as hell
Lolololol
it may be funny
but i think a lot of people feel the same way
That's like me saying, "i hate when people post women with huge boobies/asses/tinywaists"
Except I don't hate, I appreciate
In this area, you hold the opinion of a dateless rubenesque woman
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Lol at the smoke stack
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i agree with u,when i was living alone it was the best days of my life, i had a chubby brazilian broad who lived next door to me and she was able to see me from her bedroom,i would walk naked in front of the window with a raging boner and pretend i was doing jumping jacks and pushups,ok back to the subject of living alone,yea them days where great,i had 2 little dogs and they where my company and life was grand.now im ready to jump off a fuckin bridge and shoot myself and finish myself off with drinking some liquid drano,my wife was yelling at me today cause i wiped my ass with a bathroom wash cloth cause we ran out of toilet paper, it aint like we cant wash the things, these broads r way to picky
it's funny women pretend to be such clean-freaks but suck the cock and ballz of random strangers
very true, i miss my old indian girl,man she used to suck a mean cock.she was a neat freak and always cleaning and yelling at me to wash my hands a thousand times a day.she would let me cum in her mouth and in her ass,one time i came in her mouth and she was making gargling noises with it smiling at me and telling me that she loves sperm in her mouth ???
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Some of the kids at the local high school drive BMW's and they probably know how to spell Hyundai....that's who they are.
who gives a shit you old homo
nobody likes you here
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Re: enough with the military hero worship
any fool can be a punk with a gun
but
a real hero looks like this
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=407615.0;attach=583292;image)
Looks fucking awesome, but a 'hero' should also be able to sprint without running out of oxygen.
oh really?
why is that?
ronnie would just run you over with his oversized yellow hummer if you would challenge him to a "sprint off"
try to fight him with "mma" ?
he gun you down with his service pistol
face it, only thing that matters is hitting sick poses in thongs
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When I was 19, working my first office job I had to stay late one night to finish some filing. Around 6:45 the HOT cleaner walks in and starts talking to me (as usual, all the guys in the office were mad about this girl)
She was doing a law degree, so working nights cleaning and telling me all about this and that etc, so she grabs my arms through my shirt and was saying shit like "Wow, you must be really strong - do you train etc etc" and I was just getting more and jokey, thinking she's playing me.
She said these exact words, and I still didn't take the bait "Why don't you come in that office over there and show me what you look like with your shirt off"
I replied with.........
Wait for it........
"No hahaha, it'll be too cold in there the AC is on" ::) ::) ::)
This specimen was always "The one that got away" to me :'(
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Re: enough with the military hero worship
Soliders are not heroes. They are a lower level of consciousness pieces of shits that are used by Satanist to do the dirty work.
SOLDIER = SOUL DIER - the soul of those individual is dead.
Do you know how Satanists call the soldiers and the police? The call them 'our dogs' and that's what they are.
The fun part is that the soldiers are actually thinking that they're doing something useful when all that's happening is accumulating karma for all the terror they've been causing.
Zero respect for soldiers. Zero.
Every penny invested into war is a crime against the thousands of poor children.
I know a lot more about the subject but not gonna waste my time because I know what's about to follow.
Fuck your muricana army in the ass.
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Re: The One Guy Who Has Impressed Galeniko
Gal has mentioned this guy several times as the one physique that has impressed him the most.
http://aestheticmuscles.blogspot.com/2014/01/sid-lindsey-musclemania-bodybuilder.html?m=1 (http://aestheticmuscles.blogspot.com/2014/01/sid-lindsey-musclemania-bodybuilder.html?m=1)
Sid Lindsey
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Looks great. Wish he would keep his pants around his waist though.
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Re: pictor evidence that supplements are just finishing touch
before supplement
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Re: pictor evidence that supplements are just finishing touch
Strong backfire ;D
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Re: Ebola - in Texas - Two Cases, including a nurse that wore protective gear
We are dismissing the fact that she could have been a mudshark, and sucked off the African guy despite the risks to satiate her inner Kardashian.
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Re: What did you eat yesterday?
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Re: How come females like this don't post on Getbig?
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Would be hounded off the board within a day. A combination of fawning, white knight retards begging for ass shots coupled with guys telling her she ain't all that, looks like a little boy, and her whorish ways cost hubby his music gig with the church(haha, that's actually true), would be enough to make her leave.
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Re: How come females like this don't post on Getbig?
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Re: Roman FRITZ: Off-Season pics!
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Re: Just left the barber after a long coversation with Mike Tyson
Ive told you guys he goes to the same barber as me. I mentioned the video with the reporter and he laughed and said im glad no one got hurt. Lol
We then had a 20 min convo about women, love and the mind.
Good shit. Ill tell more later. Im busy.
Wiggs i'm not being racist here, but with all the mirrors in a barber's shop - how could you tell the other black guy wasn't just a reflection of you? Did you have different colour shirts on or something?
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Re: Gaspari files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and gets investment from Allegro
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Re: Gaspari files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and gets investment from Allegro
^^
It's true, they are bankrupt...
“After careful consideration of our options, we believe that Chapter 11 is a necessary step to create a solid foundation for future growth and success of Gaspari Nutrition, Inc.,” stated Rich Gaspari. As a part of the restructuring process, Gaspari Nutrition is negotiating a new line of credit to provide ample funds for working capital until the investment by Allegro is complete. “We are operating and plan to continue manufacturing those quality products which our customers have come to expect from us. After the investment is complete, we intend to introduce new products to provide our customers with the most innovative product offering in the industry. Our success as a company is largely due to the hard work and dedication of our employees, the great customer relationships we have built over our history, and the vendor partnerships we have forged.” said Gaspari. “This step is being taken in order to ensure that our company is able to effectively serve these loyal customers for years to come.”
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey's update pics & videos
yup double dose...bog pingpong tourney at the warhouse gym in reading pa. rob and dlb have their game faces on..... ::) 8) :o ;D :D ;) :-*
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fatman and roidbin...
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Re: dominicana chick is back from the republic to get her bobbies enhanced
she sent me a text
"my tetas still pain"
i said "i'd like to come and see them"
she said
"ok :) "
i sure hope they didnt fuck her up
pictors very soon
she seems like a whore no question
she has a ton of "guy friends"
::)
she was inviting me to meet up
then she start playing games of postponation yes no yes no
and i say fuck it i go home
now she send text messige to apolagize
???
dumb whores
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Re: Natty or Not?
Doug Miller, All Natural Pro (pic taken last week).
"I just wanted to take a quick second to say thank you everyone for the positive posts, private messages, videos, texts, phone calls, etc after posting up pics yesterday. Although there were a lot of haters/skeptics, the positives far outweighs the negatives and I will NEVER let those haters discourage me or keep me from doing my thing. Thanks again to all of you...it means a lot. Off to CRUSH IT! See you in 4 days." Doug Miller
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He said he took a polygraph and passed!
Take Valium before poly test and you can say you are black when you are white and pass no worries.
The science of lying or should I say how to beat the tests is more incredible than what the "non natural" pros get up to.
Pro BB has always been a walking science project with all the drugs , these "natural" guys are a step up from that
with there bullshitting and how to beat tests
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Re: Random pics
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china farmers
Haji and Raju San are carrying a lot of rice and chicken breast as a peace offering to Musclecenter. In return, he will teach them how to do the double thumbs up most muscular.
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Re: Complaint about Rons lack of merchandising
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Ok...
Sounds cool to me.
Let me see what I can do..
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Re: Tbombz (any updates?)
recent picture with his dad:
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i told mister taytay that he was gonna get aids the minute i read about his plans
he didnt listen
nobody wanna listen to anabolichalo
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Re: Most positive and most negative Getbiggers.
Most positive:
ironmeister
kwon_2
musclecenter
Most negative:
CREALMADRID
uberman
You forgot to add Tbombz to most positive.
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Shame about the other 23
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Re: Women of CrossFit, Fitness & Athletics
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Id smash this raw even if she had Ebola, Aids and Herpes!!! Love me some Angie
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Re: Get A 10 Dollar Check Or 15.00 Dollars In Red Bull Drinks!!!!
Easy to fill out Getbiggers. This is one of my favorite type of settlements where they give out basically free shit for mundane lawsuits.
http://www.energydrinksettlement.com/index
I'll have to consult my attorney.
Goodrum is going to get a boatload of free energy drinks, then sell them on caliber grocery. Good way to up his profit margin!!
http://www.calibergrocery.com/
You don't see anything morally wrong with taking financial compensation for acts that didn't happen to you?
its Goodrum. that's the least of it
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Re: who can make more ronnie coleman mixtapes?
this is perfect
more things like this
Dude, Ronnie speaks barely understandable English and those "mix tapes" are a terrible idea. I was more annoyed than motivated.
no it's great
i play it in the car also
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Re: This girl plays hard to get.
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Given enough time that eye's gonna come all the way back around again.
I don't mean that mean. I mean he can look forward to it.
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Re: Cswol's New Double Album -
For those interested in Getbig's wayward son, Cswol, aka Toka Swola, he just released a new double album "Elite Sounds from Outer Space / Red Pyramid" . In addition to the standard rap fare, Cswoliosis offers up a few 90's style techno dance numbers that are surprisingly listenable.
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They're listed best to worse in my estimation -
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/eye-can-smoke-all-night-euro-techno-version .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/toka-swola-magic .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/we-gone-ball-mike-jack-thriller-at-night .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/eye-can-smoke-all-night .
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https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/let-me-see-you-work-it .
https://soundcloud.com/search/sounds?q=Cswol+toka+swola .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/around-the-worldtechno-instrumental .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/toka-swola-like-what .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/favorite-killer .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/repent-to-the-mac-god-rap-god .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/free-toka-swola .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/spiritual-lyrical .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/elite-sounds-from-outerspace-intro .
https://soundcloud.com/toka-o-swola/red-pyramid .
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Re: My 1980s gym workout gear!
Very comfortable! now i still wear it :)
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Re: To those idiots who voted Obama in..
You know whats funny? Thinking that things will change around Getbig when a new president is elected.
You guys are still going to argue until our eyes bleed.
Politics and religion are exactly the same. Same arguments over and over, and nobody ever wins.
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Re: >They see me schmoe'in they hatin>...
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the shame and fear on the face, knowing what he has to do for his supplements
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Re: Lui Marco DESTROYS and Melts down Phil Heath
Phil Heath seems like a half decent guy who struggles with a complex. He's extremely insecure and for that I actually pity him. You can tell he tries to carry himself well, but he melts down at the drop of a hat.
Poor fella should hang out here for a while. We'll break him down and rebuild him, Getbigger style. Looks awesome (except for his last two Olympia showings), but he's a Gucci wearing pussy.
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Re: A word regarding identity theft
Everyone,
The practice of impersonating individuals by the use of their pictures and/or real names needs to stop.
This is a serious offense and can lead to lawsuits that can become detrimental to Ron and ultimately our posting experience.
This started with Wes Gasparotto. The individual reached out to us and asked that his name be removed from the forum. Now, we had Alexis Gonzalez and the impersonation through the ENZO handle. Seriously, this is not cool and needs to stop.
Most of the guys being impersonated are NPC competitors that are trying their best to make it within the industry. When you impersonate these individuals and pass your words as theirs, they can get into deep trouble, get terrible placings, not get sponsorship deals and find themselves in serious problems.
Lets be fair folks and stop the nonsense.
Please feel free to discuss and say your part. We'd like to hear your stance on all of this as well.
"1"
It's def not 'cool', but what does this say about the validation procedure (if there is one), before someone receives his/her blue stars?
And what does it say about Basille's inability to get through that process?
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Re: Do you guys think Ronnie Coleman ever reads my posts?
I'm thinking of when i see him at an expo to get autographed pictor that says
"To AnabolicHalo,
May all your dreams of getting the 18 years honeys come true. Train hard.
Ronnie Cole"
I hope you never get to meet him, in case he doesn't meet your expectations
Don't want little halo to have shattered dreams
Can already imagine 5 threads daily about each nuance of his trashed dream.
Guys I Met Ronnie!!!
Meeting Ron was disappointing.
Guys what do you do when your hero dissapoints you?
I think I was disappointed by ronnie.
Do I seem disappointed?
I told babymama I was disappointed and she didn't care.
My hero influence me to stop juicing.
My babymama doesn't care I want to stop juicing.
Guys I've decided, I'm gonna stop juicing after meeting ronnie.
Banging girls without juicing, is it worth it?
I told babymama were getting back together after I stopped juicing.
Would ronnie care if I stopped juicing?
Should I ask ronnie If I should go natural?
Should I ask Ronnie if he would fuck baby mama.
Having kids is a big responsiblity, I told ronnie and he told me about his 15 kids, my dreams with baby mama shattered.
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Re: >They see me schmoe'in they hatin>...
schmoes get me through college as i'm only 20, i do webcam flexing for 30 euros - 10 minutes, average 150-200e a week could do more if I had the time, 90% from the states, some from UK. Most are respectable and don't say anything rude just send paypal money and watch me flex, no nudity and I don't see / hear them...would never meet any in person, one approcached me at the Bodypower expo, asked to take photos of me flexing for 20 pound, i did some as I was clothed in middle of expo, then asked to go somewhere "private" with him, declined, too weird he was sweating just talking to me.
Won't go bodypower again, too much physique guys taking it over, will be much worse next year but they are more marketable as stay shredded and appeal to public, only big dudes were at mutant
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Re: Ebola - in Texas - Two Cases, including a nurse that wore protective gear
I'm not scared of Ebola. Actually I'm a huge fan and rooting for the virus.
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Re: What actually happened to Galeniko?
I met him one morning in an alleyway, I was startled by a face I seemed to recognize, a god like showdy figure shaped as if it was carved from Italian marble, a waist line so small almost beast like. He was ranting quietly, his voice echoeing through the dark rusty brick walls, as if he was mauling the mind of some imagined ear, as I got closer, without making eye contact or changing his posture, as if I hadn't arrived, he said to me “I have no desire to theorize language-- I was raised like royalty and have sinned unspeakably. I would rather waylay and stay away from Getbig than eternally destroy those whose voices molest me.”
I was frozen, as his godly voice ushered through my ear drums I saw a bright flashing light and my soul felt as if it was being lifted.
Galeniko took a further deep breath, as the air of a cold misty morning in London filled his lung, he muttered “Sometimes I feel like withering the storm, but other times I say I would rather waylay and molest the beast that has imagined and pent me here.”
As the falling rain trickles amongst the stones, Gals memories come bubbling out. It’s as if the rain had pierced his temples streaming through a chiselled jaw line, chaotically comes further memories. The reedy voice of the gimmicks hounding him over and over. He clenches his fist and violently punches a hole through the rusty brick walls and gurgles "Skorp, I bow down to no mortal man, not in here, not in the parking lot not anywhere"
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Re: So I'm meeting a girl from Tinder
I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.
Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..
She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.
Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.
I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..
I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...
I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...
I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...
I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...
So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...
Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...
She sounds like a cold hearted bitch. You are better off finding out on the first date than down the track. Don't let this ruin your confidance and self estem. I am being serious btw. This bitch isn't worth it.
Thank you Booty, I was totally out of my element lol. I am 27, healthy, don't drink, and have always been into committed relationships, and she was a slutty 23 year old in a dorm room eating macaroni and cheese and drinking whiskey...probably screwing 15 other guys from Tinder. To me I thought I wanted a "friends with benefits" situation that would last a while...After all I was attracted to her.
The worst part was the brutally painful time between the bed, and slowly getting my shit together and putting my clothes on, this all took place in a fully lit room with a stranger mind you. Just so totally mind fucked I didn't even know what was coming out of my mouth...Uhh I like you...I really want this to work, I really liked the other stuff we did...Will you call me again? "Yeah probably not" she says lol...Brutal.
I texted her "I am 99% sure it was just the alcohol, I don't drink and that has never happened before seriously" "I think you're hot and want to keep seeing you"
No response, shortly after that she deleted our "match" and text convo.
Fuck the whiskey dick this bitch made me feel like I was a fucking ugly, useless, sack of shit, that didn't even deserve a response from her, forever alone and will never make anyone happy again. lol...I'm pretty much over it by now but goddamn it was a rough week after that..Breaking into a cold sweat reliving that shit in my mind over and over, Bahhh.
But goddamn was that tiny little pussy and bhole the most delicious thing I've ever tasted...My god that may be the hardest part of it all..
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Re: Caption the picture
a very postmodern clash between female and male values. Even though the vissy-doll is in some ways revolting, Arnold can't help but to feel love for the erratic movement in the doll's eyes. Basile enjoys a voyeuristic view of the before-mentioned both grotesque and semi-erotic setting.
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Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
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decent everyday physique easy to maintain without any exercise or diet
Poor sob will never make it to the thong games.
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i've been trying to meet with dominicana for weeks but everytime i realize i just cant fit it into my bodybuilding schedule
will try to see her tomorrow after my delt workout, have a dinner with her and raw dog that nasty ho
i think she will want to go clubbing tho
i dont want that
too much catabolism and lack of sleep and general disruption of the anabolic routine
that's unacceptable.
arms must be driven to become larger, more separated..and thicker. at all times. if you go to a funeral...open and close the casket in a curling motion and don't become emotional and release cortisol. the person is dead and doesn't care
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Re: Caption this picture.
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I am Dr. Phil and I have the cure for your muscles.
"I was 'pose to work the deli counter this week, but now they got me in the back, labeling this fart powder....".
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best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it. re-thread the block, spray it with brake-free, heat it ..blah blah.....
So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.
and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"
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best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it. re-thread the block, spray it with brake-free, heat it ..blah blah.....
So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.
and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"
that guy was mister myagi right?
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
i only flex them when a hot babe asks for it
i dont flex them for any other reason in public
this pic which my hot babe asks for it ;) and did not flex muscle. ;)
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Finished my Nikko World Heritage Tour today :)
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Have you tried ronnie coleman stack no the pumps and vascularity are insane.
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Is it true that each bottle comes with a dollar off future hip surgery?
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Re: Bodybuilders stigma
It was not until I had a son that I finally took serious look at my own OCD/bodybuilding/drugged lifestyle that I had been leading for 20 years. I realized I was role modeling horrible behavior to a little kid who thought I was a god and was going to imitate me and my behavior patterns. By the time he was around 2+ he noticed I looked different and was "big".
That was when I knew it was time to drop the lifestyle and narcissistic/abusive/unhealthy ways I had followed due to my own body dysmorphia. Now he is 7 and I'm "normal" sized. No regrets.
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Musclecenter lookin' Suavo...Pinky Suavo.
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Musclecenter lookin' Suavo...Pinky Suavo.
Coach Huang has a worldwide fan base..
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Re: Great Minds of the 20th Century: Jason Genova
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Re: how to get over ex gf being with ofher guys
I've been through many break ups, here's my advice to you:
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iMeister is in beast mode :D
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Re: Dr Phil , listen up bitches
i see they broke into the patten office and stole the Doc Brown patten for the flux capacitor and made a Supplement blender out of it
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Re: Would you live alone in the Overlook Hotel during the winter?
You had nearly unlimited: steak, chicken, turkey, salmon, cheese, rice, potatoes, oatmeal, pasta
You had nearly unlimited: free weights, bars, dumbbells, kettlebells, racks, hammer machines, boxing equipment ect...
You had whatever video games, movies, ect that you wanted
You were paid $200 a day
You had to stay from October 1st - April 1
I don't suppose they told you anything about the tragedy we had up here? Well. My predecessor hired a bodybuilder named Johnny Falcon. Now this Falcon seemed like a completely normal individual. But at some point during the winter he must have suffered some kind of complete mental breakdown. He ran amok. Grounded the plumbing. Undertook electrical work without a licence. In the end he put on about 100lbs. It's what the old timers used to call Permabulking. Anyway, I'm sure you can appreciate why I wanted to tell you.
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I prefer handwriting but it would mean retyping on a computer so laptop it is.. I do prefer writing in english as it comes more natural to me. In romanian you need to type with diacrytics so it's slower and hinders the thinking process. I think faster than I write so I prefer dictating ideally.. gotta find a hot secretary ;D
I'll just leave this here...
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Re: Bodybuilders stigma
Well if you want to go from point a to b in a ferari while you could do the same in a "normal" car, it means you re whoring for attention and shouldnt be too suprised of some kind of hate/backlash from poorer people you precisely intended to belittle in the first place. Ever heard of humility? If you choose an extreme instead of a balanced approach, dont be surprised to generate extreme answers in return.
typical poor mans answer. Talkd anout humility cause he is afraid that his wife eill leave him for a guy with a ferrariä
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Re: Would you live alone in the Overlook Hotel during the winter?
Ha! Classic Tapeworm. Bravo, sir.
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Re: Bodybuilders stigma
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Re: Anybody here live in or have previously lived in Dubai, India?
Dubai/Qatar is a complete shithole
unless you are a billionnaire want to throw cash away
This sums up the average getbigger.
Impossible. By definition, no getbigger can be average.
99% of getbiggers fall in the top percentile of getbiggers.
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Re: Ronnie Plans to get back to 275
(http://i.imgur.com/NbDvJUj.jpg)
http://instagram.com/p/umtfMEGGX_/?modal=true
since he'd been 8 years old, people have been giving props to Ronnie. Every room he enters. Every girl is impressed, every dude wants to be his friend or puff up to impress him.
Ronnie's felt like superman for a long as he can remember. And FIRST, he loses that. Suddenly he looks like everyone else, he's getting dwarfed by these local permabulkers trying to own him in thumbs up shots, dealing with no longer getting the props that were part of his life.
THEN you have to toss in how many times a day he has to hear "Wow, you shrunk!" and "What happened to you" and worst of all, "You used to be so BIG!"
Ronnie knows the numbers. He knows, sadly, his health may give him 5 or 10 years then things are going to go downhill fast. Or he can have 4 or 8 years of being superman again. Or, maybe the gear boosts his immune system, maybe his attitude skyrockets (maybe many of his current probs come from bad habits that come with the depression of being small suddenly).
And maybe he just wakes up every day and just wants to be HUGE again. Screw the costs. Nobody bodybuilds at that level for 30 years because they give a shit about living to 70 lol.
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Hahaha yes check out THIS anabolic window!!!!
(http://s4.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20101207&t=2&i=268402943&w=460&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=2010-12-07T005850Z_01_BTRE6B602Q700_RTROPTP_0_USA-ECONOMY)
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extreme palumboism
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Big -"it's not a tumah"- Lenny :-X
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Re: Dave Palumbo hospital bill 36 000 $
he was in hospital for 2 days thinking he got a heart attack,they checked him for 2 days,and booom,the bill was 36 000$,he said the insurance is paying most of it!
imagine how much he payed / or costed for his knee surgery,I think it was maybe 50 000 for a knee surgery
Thats a lot of bunk HGH to move
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Re: Eye Candy - Muscular Megan
Honey from head to yummy toes
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=449294.0;attach=586021;image
Hipo, the pain you must have felt when your beloved uncle Jerry enlarged your sphincter repeatedly while you were still an innocent choir boy who had never gone further then sucking off your local priest must still be a very heavy burden. You chose to become a fat ass repulsive creature as a way to punish yourself. That we understand. That you enjoy being manhandled by hormonally and mentally unbalanced specimens is another desperate attempt of yours to get rid of the guilt you must have felt while being abused (as you might have enjoyed it actually). But, please, could you keep that shit to yourself, to the she-beasts you pay and to the seedy hotel rooms when you engage in that shit you love. Thank you.
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Re: White People Arguing And Fighting Outside My Apartment
I'm drink Earl Gray Tea and watching the news when I hear these guys fighting outside my door over some bitch. Boy have they brought down the property value of this neighborhood.... ::)
Vince is racist >:(
He sees colour before people...."Oh look, white people, oh and thyre fighting. It's fighting white people"
::)
He ain't that racist. He lets white guys do sexual things with him and penetrate his holes. A true racist would not submit to the white cock.
Not trolling there. Vince is a good person.
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This is what I wear cause you not only show off the big arms but the chest also.
(http://mrdoveton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1368780115-42221700.jpg)
I don't think even Galeniko could un-homo that shirt.
Oh, who am I kidding! Of course he would. Anybody else would be completely en-faggotized.
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IF ANYONE WANT PERSONAL TRAINING FOR QUADRICEPS IM YOUR MAN
PM ME FOR CONSULTANCY
MY AREA OF EXPERTISE LIES SPECIFICALLY IN SHAPING THE VASTUS MEDIALIS
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Re: Pros, cars, lifestyle (video)
Nice video!
who is the owner of black ferrari in the beginning?
The bank.
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my favorite drink
i always have it in the house
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2a6towg.jpg)
Rofl
Perfect
thats what i thought when it first hit the super markets
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I haven't been on much lately as I've been trying to sort my life out. However, there's always time for booze and 18 yr old bitches especially around this time of the year
I met a few hogs along the way
(http://i.imgur.com/oJmG8jQ.jpg)
but then I found a young lady who likes muscles a lot
(http://i.imgur.com/NNzNgUy.jpg)
I said I couldn't let this opportunity pass
(http://i.imgur.com/MT2u2JZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DfV1JKt.jpg)
Pussy Pulling Coaching available via PM - 150 bucks an hour rate. My tactics can be applied anywhere in the world - trust me if you can find hot bitches like this in Ireland it works even easier on American bishes I promise
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Re: Markus Ruhl, lifetime natural?
Looking at the video from the 2002 NOC I was wondering if his physique is attainable naturally?
anyways... great natural look easy to maintain without a ton of gear
Probably cleans out Vince's webstore every time he gets a shipment of fresh bee pollen.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=443466.0;attach=586742;image)
Carrot Top on the Sauce again. Good for him.
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Re: Will we ever again see a physique similar to this on the Olympia stage?
this is just an amazing human
it is quite literally scientifically bio chemically impossible for women to not spontaneously have vaginal lubrication and tingling in the presence of this beautiful beast
no homo of course
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=554457.0;attach=586853;image)
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Re: Do you have weapons for self defense?
I use vissy's signtaure black spells book.
(http://i60.tinypic.com/14m9pqe.jpg)
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So I'm pulling up in the parking lot of the polling station and get out but when I was walking in I was blocked by some tree huggers who wanted me to take a sample ballot....I instead told her to sample my nuts instead you fat bitch. Dude next to her said that it wasn't nice of me to say that to which I replied that if he should shut up and get out of my way if he didn't want to go to CrazyTown as well.
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Re: Vince Goodrum probably has an IQ of around 80–89
vissy brings out the best in him
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So I'm pulling up in the parking lot of the polling station and get out but when I was walking in I was blocked by some tree huggers who wanted me to take a sample ballot....I instead told her to sample my nuts instead you fat bitch. Dude next to her said that it wasn't nice of me to say that to which I replied that if he should shut up and get out of my way if he didn't want to go to CrazyTown as well.
Once I got in, I reported them to the staff instead who proceeded to chew them out.....but I think I took care of that already. To be clear, these folks are notorious in town for blocking and forcing their ideals on people with signs and stopping traffic so it didn't take much for me to unload some pain on them ;D
Can't wait until 2016. Earl Gray Tea Approved.. ;D
Vince, you are a gay, southern black man, who lives in a trailer? And you vote Republican?
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take a look at the discolored scars on her forehead and chest----classic meth scars from itching
nothing like a gay prostitute with HIV who now has Jesus "inside" him hooking up with a black female 50 cent look a like meth head
(http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/50-cent.jpg)
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The more I watch his vids the more I like him.
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Yes I am small ..in before everybody ;D
how's RAnocanDU?
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1534851506759690&set=vb.1494712890773552&type=2&theater
Pushing the boundaries of the bodies limits.
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(http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/50-cent.jpg)
Hahahahahahahahahaha Tbombz is married to 50 cent
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Re: How do I compare to a prime Schwarzenegger?
;D
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I am glad you brought that up actually.
I have not had a drink in 10 days. Been to a few AA meetings and have to go to more.
I was in denial. After going to the meetings, I am thankful that I stopped after drinking for only a few years.
I was headed down the road to ruin.
WAS
Shizzo dont you have to repeat "I am an alcoholic, I am an alcoholic..." To me this seems like another limitation.
It would be better to affirm to yourself that you are a free spirit, eternal, perfect, free, source of all love and joy.
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i like to drink negrita and imagine i am on a sunny beach with black women all around me
http://i59.tinypic.com/wl95i0.jpg
I admire your posting volume more knowing it is hammered out on a shitty acer laptop
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Re: Big Lenny on stage
(http://gallery.rxmuscle.com/newgallery/DSC_0006_SNTZJIDQUN.JPG) (http://gallery.rxmuscle.com/newgallery/DSC_0611_ZLSIRAXPEL.JPG)
(http://i.imgur.com/opZWndy.jpg)
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I pulled some data on relationship status this a.m. based on all the recent talk on these subjects:
(http://i.imgur.com/c64GMjD.jpg)
Pulled some more data while I have the software open:
(http://i.imgur.com/8BS3ZWR.jpg)
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Re: Phil heath addresses the tension between him and Kai+ Oscar Ardon Dishes On Kai
what's the tension?
He publicly disses Kai for fcking a grapefruit, ten years ago. Long after kai embarassingly admits he was dirt poor and did it for $, he's not proud of it...
To "Pile on", and keep dissing a grown man, a decade later, if only to make him a public spectacle do he doesn't threaten Phil's crown?
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Re: A day in the life of Rich Piana
If you look at the house, its more than likely a house that belonged to a person who worked for...or played for the LA Lakers. I have no clue on his Rich's finances but considering that he previously owned a number of houses, I don't think it would be hard for him to own one like this.
John Romano had a similiar house and he racked up a ton of cash by purchasing 5 other houses, renting them, and letting them go into foreclosure. Consider that it usually takes on average about 24 months to do so you can rack up a shitload of money that way....credit will be horrible but since Romano moved to Mexico, it doesn't even matter at this point.
Rich Piana's assumed occupation does not match the home and vehicles that he has....I would look on it with some skepticism....especially someone who had his last home foreclosed on. Here's the home listing and thread
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=546946.0
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17616-Romar-St-Northridge-CA-91325/20169309_zpid/
Why would you post anything about buying luxury houses, or Rich Piano for that matter, when you obviously know sweet fuck all about either?
Back to your bitcoins, unfurnished 400 SF apartment, and 20-inch WalMart TV shitbag.
One day you may - have the bank take your house off you.
That's hardly inspirational. So, Rich magically gets a new house. Of course, they're queuing up to give mortgages to guys that can't pay - actually, maybe subprime is happening all over again?
Goodrum must be an accountant to the muscle stars or something. He knows intimate financial details about these men of muscle.
He's deeper inside than the partially digested whey shake brewing in Rich's rectum.
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I worked for HomeGold Financial as a Mortgage Originator and Loan Officer so I know quite a lot about real estate, asswipe. Made a shitload of money....until this happened.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/2004-02-05-homegold_x.htm
Your version of "shitload of money" and mine differ by orders of magnitude.
But then again......what fucking lame career haven't you failed at?
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Re: Old school Mugshots (from the 1920s)
(http://oi57.tinypic.com/v60yty.jpg)
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I worked for HomeGold Financial as a Mortgage Originator and Loan Officer so I know quite a lot about real estate, asswipe. Made a shitload of money....until this happened.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/2004-02-05-homegold_x.htm
Another business venture that collapses because it fails to heed the advice of superstar businessman, renowned enterpreneur, celebrated bodybuilder, prominent homosexual, esteemed Bitcoin tycoon, world-famous gourmand and purveyor of bee-pollen, Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, REC, TUM, ASS, HOL.
You wouldn't last a minute in the places I work. Stick to bagging groceries at Publix with Jason Genova.
You are right. I could not possibly compare with your business acumen. It takes a rare man to run a multi-national congolmerate, like Caliber Fitness and Associated Beekeepers Inc. The mere prospect of working there intimdates me, but the opportunity to work with and learn from you is enough to make me try and go for it.
I take it then, that you won't consider my application then? :'(
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Re: since baby mama leave, there is no joy in mine life and hapiness elude me
what do i do getbig
i thought getbig, porno, hookers and sterons can fill this emptiness but it didnt really work out as hoped
yes i steal the words from this movie
good movie
very deep
i dont understand any of the plot
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Re: Is BB gay?
Evan the writers of the Sopranos knew that Bodybuilding is very gay:
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Re: Is BB gay?
That's a true artist :D
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yeah. I never learned how to edit videos like that, but it is a pretty awesome skill.
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Re: Rate my wife
What kind of man would objectify his own wife and put her on "an open BB forum" and ask people to rate her?
answer: The same kind of loser who is in his 50's now and has been positing on getbig for 15 yrs.
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from early 1980s :)
Quite the stud mr musclecenter! and also killed some imperialist soldiers out of vietnam, Respect! he should step in getbig mount olympus next to tito and suckmyuscle
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Re: Getbig, do I have a shot at this chick from down my street?
Some of you MAY remember one time i tell a story about baby mama making a new friend (back when we was still peas and carots), a woman from her tribe that lives down the street
i told you guys how this woman tingled all my senses,
-fine
-chocolate
-woman
-small waist
-round natural tits
-slim arm and legs
-round but small ass
so i find out she and baby mama have a falling out, permanently it seems
today i muster all my courage, just walk up to her house, ring the bell
she invites me in
i make her laugh a lot
she serves me african food and beer
she has a 2 year old niglet running around, she broke up with father
now i wonder
do i have a shot with this woman
i mean she mentioned she cannot get a man because of her baby needing too much attention
but somehow these women still crave affection and sexual relief, no?
Be real friendly to her kid, make him like you. Once he starts asking his mom "where is anabolichalo?", you'll have 24/7 access to this vagina.
he already comes running at me and i lift him up
real social kid
could be the next coleman
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I imagined this cologne to be a little cloudier.
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Re: Old school Mugshots (from the 1920s)
Hahahaha! 8)
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Re: For Jason Genova fans.
Non-stop clip of him walking and flexing
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/752575423111089421187537.gif)
I believe his ILS is terminal.
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Re: which of these 2 t shirt should i wear to night club tonite? (to get the women)
dont you have real life friends?
real life people dont come close to anonymous posters on getbig
getbig is the truth
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I know a bloke, hes average looking, a bit like harry potter except 6ft 4 tall. He has no money, does low end security in pubs and schools, no education. He fucks loads of good looking women half his age even banged a few celebs.
A tall, good looking, poor man will attract pretty women.
A fat, bald, ugly, small cock rich man will attract pretty women.
A fat, ugly, rich women will attract no one.
A tall, good looking, poor man will attract pretty women.
A fat, bald, ugly, small cock rich man will attract pretty women.
A fat, ugly, rich women will attract no one. Dennis Wolf
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Re: What did you eat yesterday?
1 scoop of protein, banana and milk
Salad with grilled chicken, beets, corn, cheddar cheese, feta, pepper and balsamic vinegar
Sausage with brown rice and mushrooms
1 scoop or protein, banana and milk
4-5 egg whites (before bed)
was it 4 or 5 liar?
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Re: What college whores think of Jay Cutler
I think a lot of them are lying to themselves.
the blonde guessed the weight perfectly (250-260)
the homo camera man is clueless (270-300)
this is all fucking bullshit, it's like asking a young girl in front of her father if she would date a black man with enormous cock size
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Re: What did you eat yesterday?
haha lol, i meant that i was going to eat egg whites before bedtime but it was not bedtime yet. was unsure if i would have 4 or 5. :)
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Haha, OMFG ;D
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This thread should be moved to the lounge or an alphabet board. It's just facebook stalker posting his acne scarred buddy Ironmeister's tired old photoshops of tbombz's ass.
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This thread should be moved to the lounge or an alphabet board. It's just facebook stalker posting his acne scarred buddy Ironmeister's tired old photoshops of tbombz's ass.
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Almost none of the best quotes are on here.
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Yeah this thread sucks and has sucked for a long time, sorry FF. We all like IronMeister's work but really don't need a special thread duplicating all of it.
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Yeah this thread sucks and has sucked for a long time, sorry FF. We all like IronMeister's work but really don't need a special thread duplicating all of it.
Great post.
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Delete every last thing concerning aidsbombz and the thread will be ok, fagbombz is a disgusting sack of shit and should never be put on show like this
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Delete every last thing concerning aidsbombz and the thread will be ok, fagbombz is a disgusting sack of shit and should never be put on show like this
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no more tbombz stuff in this thread from me. I promise.
Impossible! :D
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fucken cupcakers!... >:( >:( >:(
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=443649.0;attach=487594;image)
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well, I don't want to be the new halo or Junior. I want to contribute positively and constructively to Getbig.
If people don't like my stuff, then I will stop doing it. :)
I click on this thread when it pops up. If those faggets don't like it they don't need to click on it. I'm going to go fuck their moms.
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The point in relation to now is that he is a changed man. However, he might have become religiously fanatic, but he tries to live on a clean and honest path now, and we should not keep throwing the dirt of the past in his face then.
As long as I can keep doing Kai Greene jokes I'm good.
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Re: Drunk Girl In Public - how would you react?
I was heading to my car after the club and this hottie drunk chick walks up to me and starts in her slobbery speech starts talking about nonsense. I felt bad for her and offered her a ride home. I asked her address and she just said to take out her license from her purse because she can't remember it. I get the address and put her in the passenger seat. I'm driving her home and she leans over and starts rubbing my cock. I push her back but then she does it again. I had no bad intentions, then BOOM, hard on, then all goof intentions fly out the window. Funny how once you get hard your brain turns off. She unzips me and starts sucking on my cock, then a couple minutes she just stops. I budge her and she is lifeless. Bitch passed out with my cock in her mouth. I'm freaking out thinking she died. I pulled over and shook her and eventually she makes some noises. I take her to her place and carry her to the front door and just laid her there then took the fuck off.
Hate drunk bitches.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Positive thinking will bring you positive results!
(pic taken today)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=588401;image)
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I'm not a fan of Blabla, but this one is strong.
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Re: I see some pussy whipped GetBiggers on here
Praising this bitch and that bitch, broken heart over this bitch and that bitch.
Never ever give a girl any satisfaction by putting her on a high pedestal, Always remember, it's a fucking man's world, and women belong in it on their knees.
Forget this rule and you mother fuckers are doomed and the pussy will control you forever.
Ignore them bitches no matter how good they look, it will eat at them.
I'm not gay but I only fuck men just to show women who's boss.
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Re: MILEY CYRUS MAKES OUT WITH PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER
Checking your phone while getting kissed = epic gen nothing.
The fuck is wrong with their minds ???
(http://img.s-msn.com/tenant/amp/entityid/BBdK47O.img?h=442&w=948&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=908&y=674)
I'm sure he's posting on get big in that photo
Arnold should un-son him for this.
I'm ready to take his place.
Arnold will no doubt have his time with Miley as the son sobs outside the locked reading room door..
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More conspiracy stuff..
Re: The UNPhotoshopped Kim k ass image
BTW Kim Kardashian is under mind controlled. She is essentially a beta kitten.
That image is a secret representation of Baphomet - as above so below.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Baphomet.png)
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/11/14/1114-subasset-swipe-kim-kardashian-fake-photos6-3.jpg)
Her fingers are pointing down while her hair is specifically made to point up.
Also she holds that black sack of shit not to hide her legs but to form an opposite triangle - as above so below.
Of course, below is black - the abyss of hell.
Also she is doing the 666 sign - notice the three fingers
(http://vigilantcitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/a-ok6661.jpg)
BUT I GUESS MOST MORONS ARE TOO BUSY ARGUING OVER HER ASS WHILE THE SLAVERY TO THE SATANIC FAMILIES CONTINUES.
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Re: Random AnabolicHalo ramblings
I see that my last and most important thread has been moved to "random ramblings"
with that I bid you all goodbye
sons of bitches that you are
to my friends best to you all
you know who you are
Halo
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Re: A day in the life of Rich Piana E6, clothes/watches/shoes
Quite the collection.
To sum it up for those who didn't fancy wasting a few minutes of their life:
Rich has no decent clothes
He has some trainers
He doesn't show us his watch collection
He dresses like a teenage wigga
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I don't read BB.com as I'm banned from that site....they more than likely took my comments. ::)
why were you banned from bb.com ?
Selling steroids....but that was back in 2001
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(liked by Musclecenter on Youtube)
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Muy agradable!
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I don't care if you got blue stars at GetBig ! Come back here with my iPhone !!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=556508.0;attach=588867;image)
"I don't accept Bitcoins after schmoe sessions you cheap Hebrew!"
"That's a huuuuge clit woman!"
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Re: Bodybuilding and Relationships don't mix with a normal chick
I really don't see how anyone thinks you can make gains while being in a relationship. the stress raises cortisol IMO and you just end up with a big film of water over your estrogen pussy whipped ass.
Notice Im talking about a real relationship with a normal chick lol, not some fitness chick who you can eat chicken and broccoli in front of without her thinking your a fucking wierdo. Lets be real if you want to have a real relationship with a normal chick your going to have to get smashed on weekends, your not gonna get 8 hours of sleep every night, your gonna miss workouts, and your gonna have to eat junk food quite a bit.
This is why Im seriously considering not even dating for a good three months, and I mean no women period...no going out to clubs or bars....... until I get some cash in my pocket and am where I want to be physique wise. Think Im gonna enroll in school as well. Im about to be 22 in a bit and Ive done fuck all with my life the past year...
problem is this- I am very prone to depression and part of me feels like a man requires a woman in his life for good mental health. SOOOOO my question to you guys is have any of you actually done this before? Im talking about going celibate until you reach your goals.....bodybuilding ,career, etc.... Ive already proven to myself I can't mix the two.
Reading this makes me so happy me and my girl both have aspergers.
These girls are the best.
They trust you instantly because you have the same condition.
They're honest, and you can actually trust them to give a shit about other people.
Seriously being with someone that has an ability to care for other people is crucial.
50 percent of the population or more, are beyond selfish.
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Re: Jealous of guys with small nipples
:'(
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=557230.0;attach=589021;image)
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Re: Was Ron drinking again last night?
So now it's 46 seconds???
The last posting from your IP was less than 46 seconds ago. Please try again later.
Ron loves messing with the minions
it went from 29 seconds, to 49 seconds, now to 46 seconds. :D
It's a moving target to keep Joon's gimmicks guessing.
I get that 46 second shit and then when I wait to post it says it's a duplicate post and won't let me do it. I've killed for less.
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2008/2009fitexpo_guestscsm.jpg)
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Re: Bodybuilding is for ugly delusional people
maybe you should post a picture of your aesthetic godliness?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=557736.0;attach=589104;image)
LMAO@this roided up manlet. You pin all those drugs for what? You will always have a small cock.
You will always repulse attractive women
You look 50
Your hairlines receding far as shit
And youll soon be having a heart attack :D :D :D :D
I make you look subhuman
The psychology behind what you write is too obvious, to not highlight a few 'things'.
1. Your penis is below average in length. To most men, mentioning the length of someone else's cock wouldn't enter their thoughts. For someone like you who is plagued with penis insecurity, it is a normal thought pattern.
2. You have trouble speaking to women, and when you do find a girlfriend who is willing to overlook the small penis issue (mainly because you do whatever she says) you cling to her like sad leech until you are picked off.
3. You are overweight and don't exercise, but dilude yourself into thinking that because bodybuilders take steriods, they are unhealthier than you. You eat lots of junk food (especially at night). Often times hours will go by and the cycle of 'Masturbate, wipe, eat junk, repeat' continues.
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Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
I figure since there are a lot of whores out to make some easy money off Cliff Huxtable that I'd like to tell my story. It was a while back, forgot the date and location, but I was sleeping and woke up finding Bill holding my balls and squishing them while shouting "Jello Pudding".
It was Wiggs on his 12th week of keto diet, stupid.
I don't care what anyone says about Bill Cosby, he was great in The Matrix.
Wasn't it Morgan L Fishburne in Matrix?
Morgan
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Re: Tips to stop masturbating?
The brain gets energized when the life force is not being constantly drained through the stalk. If all you see is a dull meaningless world around you, you probably need your battery's recharged. Guys who spew their seed every day, multiple times a day have no genius or original insight in them.
My observations are very subjective, however, if I crack one off during the day I find that my motivation for 'inspired' activities such as songwriting/refurbishing our home/writing of any sort, diminishes massively. BigRo may have a point there.
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Re: Dennis James said Phil Heath is the greatest Mr. O ever!
;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=395773.0;attach=589202;image)
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Re: Random pics
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:D
While that is true for a person with average looks, thebrink is a short pudgy deformed looking baldie with enormous satelite tv receiver looking ears, a chin pussy goatie and a weird gaze of an insane person. The odds of something exciting and positive happening are slim if not scientifically non existant.
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Re: Blondie 2014
I used to bodyguard for Richard Blade in the 80's and I couldn't stand that type of music. But the women were hot.
Haha
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Re: I just figured something out. Took 56 years!
I was talking to a bloke recently and he just didn't get what I had to say about getting bigger. His experience made him conclude
that he needed anabolic drugs to get bigger arms. No matter what I said he didn't change his beliefs. He needed testosterone. That made me wonder.
I am twice as old as this guy and my adult experience is probably 4 times what he has gone through.
I now believe it takes an expert in hypertrophy to recognize another expert. There you are. No wonder the lads here don't
listen to what I have to say. They disregard my experience and ability to solve problems. They literally have no clue about the science.
By the way, training for bigger size takes a lot of motivation. The kind of dedication that makes one finish an advanced post graduate degree, etc.
As you get bigger it seems to take incrementally more intense workouts. No wonder few overcome this barrier and get huge.
As long as I don't reinjure myself I am on course to exceed my previous largest measured arms. That was in 1999 and 18 in cold.
Previous to that I reached 18 3/4 pumped arms back in 1975.
Disbelievers, scoffers, and broscience authorities need not contaminate this thread with negativity.
There's only room for one Vince on getbig and we choose the dick sucking, fudge packing, cross eyed dude banging black one.
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Re: Ever been hated on for being muscular/good looking/tall/tanned or all the above?
Finally!!! Someone understands what I go thru.
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Re: I just figured something out. Took 56 years!
9 pages in and the "so-called" expert has yet to post his theory or article.
By the way Basile, SF1900 is absolutely right. A theory is used to explain how things work and is typically based on facts. Theories are also accepted by scientists and are generally repeatedly tested by experiments and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena.
At best, you "probably" have a hypothesis. Hopefully, you will step down from the pedestal you built yourself and present something for us to evaluate. Realize that some of us actually have graduate degrees in different branches of science and are no strangers to research. So, we welcome your alleged theory with open arms. Also, the topic of Hypertrophy has been studied ad nauseam for hundreds of years, so at best, you're probably just regurgitating shit that was already known.
As of now, with nothing to show for all the boasting you do, you are looking like an imbecile.
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Re: Today marks one full month without alcohol
At first I was scared that my life would be dull without the buzz.
Now, I have a much more positive outlook on things.
I am just genuinely happier.
(no homo)
whatabout one full month without getbig is that easier or harder than alcohol ???
Lol, thats a good question.
I think Getbig can become a form of addiction.
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Re: I just figured something out. Took 56 years!
This thread is a goldmine..
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=472841.0;attach=539950;image)
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Re: Jurassic World teaser just released
Makes me feel like a kid again. High expectations for this move.
In this movie, will we see Vince Basile riding a t-rex in a Gold's gym tank-top while shouting "WATCH OUT FLOTSAM!!" ?
Unfortunately, Vince Basile's theory of hypertrophy and machines will never work on a T-Rex's genetically small arms.
(http://i.imgur.com/SOy1aMF.jpg)
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;D
The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodonists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.
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Re: this peter molnar dude's physique is getting more ridiculous
I measure bodyfat by looking in a mirror and saying a number that sounds reasonable
I measure bodyfat by looking in a mirror, guessing a number, and then up/downscaling that number for the getbig thread i'm involved in at the time.
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Re: Patrick Schwarzenegger to be a father!
If it's not on TMZ it's BS.
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Have you considered selling pieces of yourself to the high end leather industry?
You would look great as a pair of chukka boots or a panerai strap.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=439767.0;attach=484300;image)
I know it's hard being fat. Try working out and eating less.
I am flattered that you keep pics of me handy.
pipe down sister.
Coming from someone who comes on a thread about Steve and immediately taps into his collection of pictures of my body.
Over 6,000 posts in 10 months.
Are there "things"?
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Flex your mind muscle too!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=589915;image)
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Re: Steroid users, have you come to terms with living to 60-70 at best?
Here's what I don't understand....
How come AnabolicHalo pretends to love bodybuilding so much, but now decides to log into this gimmick account with the same IP address he has used before in order bash bodybuilding?
Halo, why are you using this juicemachine gimmick to now bash bodybuilding?
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As a matter of fact those guys are the biggest hypocrites and wish they could look like a bodybuilder. They however cannot and so they self medicate themselves with dojo bravado.
It takes a really fucked up person to keep trolling hee with gimmics just days after his baby died
It takes a really fucked up person to lie that your baby has died and go this far with it.
so if its all a lie or not he is still a real mental case that needs to seek some professional help.
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Re: When Getbig interferes with your personal life.
Have you ever wanted to do a Getbigger move in real life? Here is something I wanted to do today to a girl, but I pussied out. :-\
yeah, I do it all the time. I just understand i'm on a higher plane than most around me. My kid was raised on getbigspeak. "Epic serving size, mom" when he doesn't see enough food, and "Brutal coordination" when his cousin trips, for example.
My belief is that we can raise our youth to understand and use the vernacular and aggressive personal interaction styles, and doing so will make the world a better place.
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Re: Attn Mods: Please ban juicemachine/anabolichalo
Juicemachine has already been outed as anabolichalo via IP. Please send to Time Out.
If you have a complaint, put it in the complaints board, not on the G&O.
By the way Jephrius, if you're so hellbent about Halo having a gimmick and the need for him to be sent to Time Out due to that, should we also send you to Time Out, since you also run "The RedMeatKid" & "Your Average Gymrat" gimmicks?
Let us know, that way we can get rid of 3 gimmicks for the price of one...
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Related to above ^^^
What kind of schizophrenic whack job creates, maintains and contributes to FOUR different identities/gimmicks on a bodybuilding website? Cat must be some sort of recluse, antisocial misfit. What a total freak.
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Re: Mickey Rourke....love him/hate him
Mickey Rourke was a good looking man and not a bad actor. Shame...I still respect his fighting nature
Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element.
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Re: Are you satisfied with the current state of Getbig?
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Re: Dieting: cut calories immediately or gradually?
It helps tremendously if you understand what happens to your body when you suddenly cut calories.
It sees an upset homeostasis and it immediately realizes that the new deficit that has been taken has to be replaced immediately.
The easiest way for your body to do this is to grab hold of the nearest food it can find, which is muscle tissue. Readily available, hot to the touch, and expendable.
Think about it.
You lower your metabolism and slow your body by 1000 calories, it's gonna find them somewhere.
Gradual is the answer.
Start out by cutting the garbage first, the the types of carbs, which are usually included in the 'garbage'
Your body isn't going to just automatically adjust to a lower fuel intake. This is why extremely fat people can say "I eat like a bird and I still gain fat"
Yes, they do, and they will. Their bodies have become fat-storing machines. They are still gonna store fat regardless of the intake associated.
If you worked hard for the muscle you've gained, you'd better work just as hard to try and save it while you try to get your body to burn off excess fat.
It's not an easy task. This is why there aren't that many people who are extremely fit. High muscle content and low bodyfat levels.
More often we see either "thin-fatties" or Perma-Bulkers.
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Re: Juicemachine is a troll and needs to go..
Juicemachine is just angry because his constant steroid use has rendered his saggy body and limp dick useless. He watches naturals around him surpass him with full heads of hair, bulging 16 inch biceps and toned healthy bodies. He watches them leave the gym with beautiful blondes as he stares in the mirror picking away at zits on his shoulders and trying to style his receding hairline so he doesn't look 50.
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Re: Random pics
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Re: Vince Goodrum vs Billy Guns
I hear Vince just got a 56k Modem hooked up at home so he don't have to go to the town library to get onto getbig after getting off work at Food Lion
I heard that you're recently unemployed after being shitcanned....prob your excuse for trolling. ::)
You clearly had wax in your ears SON! I make BANK these days and drive a brand new Truck SON!!!
How was food lion today? any sale on tilapia?
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Re: Iris Kyle would make DLB her bitch
I told you 3 months ago. I am never wrong.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=550007.0
Eat shit stupid son of a bitch.
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Re: What's the most you've ever let yourself go
It was a real low time lol
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Non existent cock of peace
Just think about all women I left disappointed!!
Don't be so hard on yourself, I bet the lesbians loved playing with your huge clit.
P.s. Someone has written their shopping list on your torso, you might want to get that removed.
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Re: How was your 2014?
shitty year so far, didnt buy the 10 rolex, 22 breitling and 33 patek i planned to. luckily there's still time, 3 weeks left and my arms are long enough to fit 5-10 watches on each and if i run outta space ill start wearing them around my ankles.
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Re: Tara transformation !
I gotta wonder what the whole married life is like if your wife is ordering and using illegal gear. Definitely not the traditional suburban life...would love to be a fly on the wall during those gear/ordering conversations between husband and hus...i mean wife
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Re: Why was avesher (again) banned?
lol,
avesher asked ron to ban him, and ron granted his will (but change my name to honour a great best korean leader he refuse, do ron hate chinks from best korea pr is he envious that our leader is better then obama?)
What name do you want?
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I think he wants KIM BOB IL.
I have been campaigning for Mensa Bob's request on the Suggestions board for months with no success.
I had sex with my girl the other night and immediately after I finished I began crying. She tried to console me and asked me why and I explained to her the great injustice being done to Mensa Bob by ignoring his request to change names.
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I used to beat off till to her until my dick looked like hamburger meat.
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Re: What real men look like
You come across gayer than a butt plug
On a bodybuilding board, I will take that as a compliment. Thanks!!
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3 dudes who survived chernobyl unscathed,,
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Re: Meeting pros/celebrities
I meet Ron Avidan in Tampa. First we were side by side at the urinals, then we chatted a bit at the conclusion of the Tampa Pro.
Ron was a dignified gentleman at the urinals, washing his hands with soap and allowing his hands to dry fully before exiting the restroom. Surrounded by disgusting Floridians and industry hangers-on who urinated (or worse) then just walked right out of the bathroom, Ron was a standing bastion of cleanliness and hygiene. I don't think anyone here would be surprised how few people actually wash their hands after using the restroom. *shaking head*
Later on, we posed for pictures and spoke for a few minutes. Ron was a class act all the way. I walk past golf pros, retired hockey players, TNT network actors in Naples, FL all the time and couldn't care less. I was more irritated than impressed when the dude from "Major Crimes" took so long to order his wine. But meeting Ron, that was an epic day, no doubt.
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This thread has me in tears! :D
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This thread has me in tears! :D
we are all glad to see you here, Wes. :)
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This thread has me in tears! :D
^^
:)
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This is the cast of the new Addams Family, right?
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Haha, uncanny!
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Re: Random pics
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Crosses in hell, hmm. Satanic mockery?
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Re: Bill Gates learned something about China
I think its disgusting.
You like to live like a Termite. You are all enthralled by Iphones and plastic gadgetry and bullshit. Morons like to destroy natural landscapes and think modern buildings are great things.
If anyone is jealous of living like this, they should be sterilized.
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Re: Merry Christmas from Italy
do you know franco columbo?
Of course mate, Italy proudly gave birth to the worst Mr.O in history
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Re: Why The Oak > Ferrigno
Here he is wearing a $30,000 Audemars Piguet, ironally this model is called "Royal Oak"
Lou Ferrigno would need to charge $20 for a picture 1500 times to be able to afford this watch.
(http://cdn.dreamchrono.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/arnold-schwarzenegger-audemars-piguet-royal-oak-offshore.jpg)
thats one of the ugliest watches ive ever seen.
Yes, I'd rather have a tattoo of Shitsoul's anus on my wrist than wear that in the privacy of my own home for 30 seconds.
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From Fitness Frenzy in the What did you eat yesterday thread:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=393913.0;attach=591124;image)
bread with peanut butter and the shizzo topping is strawberry jam,.
So it's 100% free from alcohol?
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Re: Meghan Trainor how will you rate this chick ?
This Megan trainor whore is a vile, fat, disgusting, stinking cu nt, makes matters worse as she made a song that encourages obesity.
That being said I'd still fuck her and cum all over her fat greedy bin lid sized face
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Re: Sex Board...... Random Pic Thread
(http://www.imagesist.com/images/1412/aFXNc.gif)
You pick:
Breaking a nut or Busting a nut
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Re: O'Hearn killin it.
This guy looks better than most bloated pros imho. Seems doing well money wise too/pretty smart.
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Enjoying the familiarity of the usual Getbig thread progession. A thread gets posted and the person in topic gets slagged for 2-3 pages. On page 4-6 he's a 'good guy and you're all jealous'. Then Shizzo appears, steaming drunk and bobbing for attention. By page 8 we're back on topic (after everyone calling Shizzo a c.unt) and Mike's a dickhead again. From 10+ onward it's off topic and PMs off cock pics fly back and forth. Tbombz's pictures make an appearance and all the decent people (which by now there's none left) back away and the thread melts into chaos. Now all the mentally ill are fully engaged with Shizzo, awake from his drunken stupor, leading the charge.
In a world of so much uncertainty ... this is why we come here. Some things just never change.
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my girl likes to talk to her sister on the phone while im banging her doggy style ???she makes moaning sounds so her sister can hear her. they talk in spanish(colombian) so i dont know what the fuck they r talking about but i just keep plowing away till i bust a nut, then i let out a roar like a lion and i walk back to my bed and sleep
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we are all glad to see you here, Wes. :)
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Thanks fella`s.....great to be back!!
Happy Holidays!
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Thanks fella`s.....great to be back!!
Happy Holidays!
You're welcome! Happy Holidays (and a stable www connection) for you as well, Jedi of Wisdom 8)
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Re: Man spends $150K to look like Kim Kardashian
WYHI ?
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/this-british-man-spent-over-150000-to-look-like-kim-kardashian-photos-1.jpg?w=600&h=400)
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Matt T looking fierce
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Post of the year 2014 nomination!
Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*
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Post of the year 2014 nomination!
Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*
No doubt
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Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*
A great homage!
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Re: Do you guys eat pussy?
yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell
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I also like to fill up the thong with them juices, really rub the flavor and moisture in there, then when im banging i like to wear the thong around my neck like a chain, sometimes i pull the crotch zone up over my nose like im a bandit about to rob a bank, gets me super horny
i used to do that with my old indian girl from 93,id always take a bandana i had and wipe it all over her pussy when it was all wet.she used to ask me what i was doing,id keep the bandana in my closet and everyday i went on porn sites id be sniffing the bandana while im stroking my meat with my other hand,oh yea i really busted a nut quick doing that.then when she came back on the weekend again ill get it all wet again with some fresh pussy juice and repeat the process
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Re: Bonus Getbig parody video: Mouth of Avesher
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Re: Do you guys eat pussy?
Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.
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Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.
This is Gilbert Gottfried's joke.
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IronMeister.....you truly have a place at the table with the Getbig Legends. ;D
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Whomever made this is a TRUE CREATIVE GENIUS...
#1 WINNER of 2014 BEST VIDEO ON GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!
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Last one for now...enjoy.
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Re: I HAS A NEW PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/IMG_5394.jpg)
you've regressed wackdaddy, need to stop sitting around smoking dope with that pale chick.
wrong TIME WESCOTT and SAMI THE BLACKSMITY i think are moving in on my girl
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/IMG_5356sssaassaa.jpg)
never mind the hoes- where's the furniture?
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Re: Beyonce joining the ranks
of colored "twerkers"
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Didn't a Getbigger's friend or friend of a friend work on a boat she was on and say they buried their face in her bikini bottoms and it supposedly reeked of seafood that had been sitting in the sun?????
Almost regurgitated my BCAA shake :-X
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Re: Good morning
Sorry I haven't been posting as often as I would love to ...
But I'll be here trying to "keep up"....
And of course Hoping to see more bodybuilding related topics on this board .
When hippo ligths up a cigarette is he schmoeking then?
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Video: This is Getbig! (music video bonus)
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Re: Masturbation
i got caught by my buddys mother day,this was back in 95 or so. he let me sleep over his house cause we where drinking and he didnt think it was a good idea for me to drive home,i didnt think it was a great idea either. he says u can sleep on the couch in the living room and hands me the remote,i hear him go to his bedroom and i flick on a porno on cinemax and start slamming it,next thing i know i had that feeling someone was watching me but i looked around and didnt see no one. i start stroking it again and this time i hear a noise and i turn around and shes(his mom) standing there watching me,im all embarrassed now and start covering up my cock and she says(be quiet) and comes over to me and starts watching tv with me. she said what channel was the porno on u where just watching?i said 355 and she put it on, my cock was rock hard at this point and i said fuck and just grabbed her hand and put it on my cock.she said u cant say nothing to no one,i said ok,she said u got any more coke,i said yes and broke out afew lines,she knew i sold her son coke and that i prolly had some left over that i didnt sell. she did afew lines and started blowing me really loud and i was alittle nervous her son would wake up, i started moaning also and next thing i know the lights come on full blast in the living room and its my buddy standing there crying with tears coming down his face yelling at his mom,calling her a cheap whore and a slut.i pretended i was sleeping and didnt know she was blowing me,so i started snoring real loud,he starts yelling at me saying dont try to fool me you MOTHER FUCKER u,u where awake and u let her suck your johnson.i got scared cause i know he has a gun upstairs in his room so i started heading for the door,he starts running upstairs saying im gonna get u know.i jump in my trans am and tear off and i heard pop,pop,pop,pop, when i was halfway down the street,im thinking he smoked his mom or something.i called the cops and said i heard gunshots at this adress and i hung up. i found out from another freind of our that everyone was ok and no one was hurt
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Re: Merry Xmas Getbig
May you reach your goals in schmoe desirability in 2015!
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A fully grown man who still makes cock shapes out of things? Fucking hell denari this explains a lot
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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
:D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=561772.0;attach=592315;image)
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Merry christmas!
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Re: a new excuse for the fatties not too exercise
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Re: Just imagining exercising can make you stronger!
Doesn't work - I have been trying that for years.
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Re: Ronnie Coleman`s mom was barely 15 when she got pregnant with Ronnie
Honestly, even in my wildest days of my youth, I was so paranoid with my seed.
I've seen men nearly lose their Presidency, lose their boxing titles, based upon the simple word of an accuser and a skirt full of spunk. I've seen women use kids as pawns. I've seen dudes get wasted by jealous ex's after being a revenge hookup. I've seen crazy girls do crazy things. I've seen dudes get smacked in the head with a brick in an alley by a dude after his hot girlfriend lured a man outside for a quickie, robbed and left.
I've never had a 1-night stand.... always vetted them, got to know girls, kept it 2nd or 3rd base until I knew it was safe - no crazy ex's, no false accusers, etc. I missed out on lots of play, no doubt, lots of fun... BUT at the same time, I stayed safe. I have trust issues lol...
Good post. That's why I never ejaculated inside a woman's vajaja. I did blow a few loads up the fart locker, but the only thing born from that is a 10" turd. I never had kids and guys like Ronnie are having plenty...it all evens out.
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Re: chinese forum member predicts current missing air asia plane 2 weeks ago
Something really off with these recent planes disappearing
Hard to find them when they all look the same.
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Re: Creed Shreds - Hilarious
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Re: new years resolutions
When I take a piss in the kitchen sink I'm going to start moving the plates before I do
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Re: which Getbigger works for Hasbros toy department?
New cake making accessory for playdoh set
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How long did it take the doctors to remove it from your rectum when you accidentally "slipped and fell" on it?
Quite a while, they were preoccupied for 3 hours trying to remove a fire hydrant from yours
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I can only hope that DramaJane is still monitoring this thread..
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Re: BIG CHAOS
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu115/TheApollonianIdeal/bodytypes.jpg)
Those 2 replies had me rolling
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Re: Greatest before / after PED's
This isn't "great" but this is about 3 years and 50lb difference
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562315.0;attach=593495;image)
(http://i.imgur.com/s1sQt6V.jpg)
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Re: Bug Chasing and Barebacking
I thought I was going to learn how to catch butterflies and ride a horse without a saddle.
I should have known better.
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Re: Officer Cutler?
When you see it
That's actually Mason Cutler, Jay's (and Ray) younger brother.
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-03-2015/I45KTs.gif)
Mason always respected the law. With his 76 iQ, he just made the grade for acceptance with Rochester police dept.
(They've raised their standards since the good ol' days...)
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Now we can finally understand musclecneter videos
As requested by SF1900
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(about Hipolito Mejia)
Re: Tara transformation !
Joel really likes shemales with advanced Palumboism, he can avoid looking at their faces while they're in his motel room and imagine it's his former boss squatting down and dropping a deuce on his flabby chest.
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Re: Random pics
(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2015/01/08/1kd4wx8qas.jpg)
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Re: Regrets of Shizzo (video)
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So you don't think the Mussos would find this one funny then?
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-10-2015/b3sC6W.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/b3sC6W)
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Re: Dat Dere
Bryan Brown
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Re: Kai Greene ESPN commercial
Not a Kai fan, but this is pretty cool...
Makes sense. Kai Greene whispering in your ear while watching football. I could not imagine an activity more homo-erotic than this. ESPN seems to know their audience quite well.
He made wine with that grapefruit juice, good for kai
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Re: Wow...My Obamacare Coverage cost 269.00 a month!!!
Yes, because I'm paying back a government student loan and I get credit for the payments....that's part of the reason my filed income is 21k. Because its almost paid off along with other factors, I won't be able to get a tax credit next year as I'll simply will not be able to no longer use certain deduction in addition to the amount of money I'm bringing in for my business.
Its a good thing because I want to buy a new Jaguar and buy some property in the area
Goodrum knows every scam in the book and then some. Years ago he swore that his bank manager was licking his lips in anticipation of Melvin getting some minority group loan to build a facility on Indian reserve.
Needless to say that enterprise never started. He posts here to impress the Flotsam and gullible. Keith and I called him out as did many others. No gym, clinic, spa, nothing. All bullshit including claims he
did personal training from home. The truth is the local gym didn't want him as a member. Or some such story. That is why he trained at home on some Pilates crap and built a similar physique.
I will give credit where it is due. So far all we can congratulate him on is having a 32 inch flat screen TV. He boasts about going off the grid and all manner of hip things but he lives in a basement probably
on welfare.
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Bespin was a gas giant in the Bespin system of the Anoat sector on the Ison Corridor in the Greater Javin region of the Outer Rim Territories.
It was also a major source of tibanna gas, which was refined for production and transport in numerous mining operations including Cloud City and Tibannopolis. It was home to several million individuals, including Humans, Ugnaughts, and Lutrillians.
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At the end of the day this is all that really matters in life...
moderately-paced, low impact cardio?
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Re: Arnold cartoon superhero
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Re: The fuck I was banned and now unbanned, ban me back incommpetent mods.
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You weren't banned, you just messed up your password again - remember, you use a zero in "ilovec0ck".
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Re: What's the story on fitness hottie Jaime Koeppe.
She's a Getbig favorite for her good looks and luscious ass. Does anyone have the inside info on this chick? There are nudes out there that claim to be her. Are they real? Did she ever do any porn? What's up with this gorgeous piece of tail?
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ek3u5PhI1rs4r7so1_500.jpg)
She has a fantastic dumper that I'd like to rub my peeter on.
I have no other info on the situation, sorry.
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Re: A video to sum up today on Getbig...
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Nikola Tesla and Johnny Falcon:
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Re: Ronnie Coleman cruise
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why isnt ronnie wearing basketball shoes, nike shorts, under armour shirts and baseball cap backwards/bandana?
he's afraid someone might recognize him as former 8 times Mr Olympia
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Re: are basile and goodrum unbanned yet?
Mods completely crossed the line. Can't see Ron being behind the ban. This might be the last straw where getbig just dies if they don't fix this injustice.
It's all fun 'n games until it's your real life getting f'd with.
you didnt give a fuck when it was my real life
:-*
Hey, you're back. I though iranian dude was trying to rough you up.
I'm in hiding in dubai india
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Re: Palumbo looking lean
Looking good
(http://s4.postimg.org/aobhu53nh/image.jpg)
He should be put to death.
Looks like he's dead and doesn't know it.
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Re: female tennis pro with better arms then most getbiggers
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made by Schnauzer.
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Re: Goodrum will return...
(http://i.imgur.com/LBtZdXl.jpg)
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father"
keep the faith!
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Re: i dont wanna die and i dont want no one else to, thats why i post
All reasons i have that i post are to find new angles so we can all live better,
Idont wanna be popular hated liked or comedian, i just need to know more so we can all benefit
Fuck dieng cheers to life, who says we have to even die ,the ones who died didnt know tesla,wen we can regenerate or use tesla contraptions
Wage a daily war against aging and death!
Thats why i even post!!!
The great Flacon working towards his Nobel Peace Prize for saving humanity.
I give you credit. Many things you pushed on here ended up going mainstream. You were talking about Kale before it became the "it" thing. Can think of numerous other things that you mentioned that later on became popular.
Yes, just like a dog eating its own shit should be recognized for its contribution in reducing waste.
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Re: Musclecenter update: 25th of January 2015
knooger, does this make you hard?
(http://s7.postimg.org/b1np60lpn/10947170_848016548606314_302775335122330463_n.jpg)
Mastel of the univelse
Yes, my cock became rigid after gazing at that beautiful man for only a few moments. I did a few rapid strokes and spilled my semen recklessly about my computer desk.
However now I am starting to feel a little guilty about it and find this confession helps to takes a load off. (no pun) (no homo)
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Re: I'm Done With Getbig For Now . Final Post
Goodrum stated that he was leaving getbig for good on JANUARY 23RD!!
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Agreed on all points.
Still I'd sooner walk a one mile tightrope suspended over a vat of tbombz blood and semen in gale force winds while steaming drunk and covered in open wounds than be ten cars behind shizzo in a traffic jam
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger - Muscle gallery
http://i.imgur.com/jtCTwNS.gifv
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(FF to 3:10)
Re: 2015 Arnold Classics - Various Pictures and Videos
Aaron Clark Road To The Arnold: 5 Weeks Out
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Re: Tom Platz & Lee Priest's training video
I've seen gay things and schmoes before but this is a whole new level...
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Re: Is anyone else shocked that Marty Champions actually watched the Super Bowl?
He even posted in the of the Super Bowl threads.... mid game
Televisions, stadiums, half time shows, etc all run on electricity.....so, not surprised.
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Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
?
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Hold out a job application and watch him run....
Hands were shook. A couple blow jobs were exchanged.
Would feel comforted and safe.
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So many great Iron Meister chops that I've never seen before. Good stuff...
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Re: BigRo, what is going on here?
Did Ronan have sex with this guy? (hmmmm)
Ro did you flirt with the other guy in the videos? My dear leader would be poud of you
Ro is north Korea aproved
Well, look at them comparing biceps. That's already flirting!!
no swords were crossed.
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Re: Saddam Hussein appreciation thread
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Re: Flex Wheeler in critical condition.
More details to come. Rushed to Saint Louise Regional Hospital with heart issues. :-\
Should we donate money? What's the PayPal account?
It's Arce88@paypal.com
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You will surf Get Big faster if you live in Nashville, Atlanta, Charlotte, or Raleigh-Durham. 8)
https://fiber.google.com/newcities/ (https://fiber.google.com/newcities/)
everything moves faster with fiber, that's for sure.
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ever wish you lived in a different time?
Hmm......maybe 1950s America. Good Job, drive home in a huge car. Wife had dinner waiting. Pot roast, a scotch or two. Read the paper. Bang wife's big hairy beaver.....good times
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http://theslideshow.net/#simple/ironmeister
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http://theslideshow.net/#simple/ironmeister
Great works, even Mars/Tito got caught!
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Re: IFBB Pro Michael Johnson
Mike Johnson In My Eyes #20
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My IP address has been banned from POF ......true story
Because of what?
Honestly I don't know. I lit a few bimbos up- called the fat, wretched, disgusting ect. But nothing over the top.
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Re: Prepping for the Phil Heath Classic
LOL@ naked dude behind you getting trapped in your selfies. I'd be punching someone out, taking pics where I'm drying by balls after a shower!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562996.0;attach=596018;image)
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I don't/wouldn't take pleasure in getting my ass eaten. Call me old fashioned.
^^ how do you know cavemen didn't like getting women to rim their hairy asses?
Nobody's tongue goes near my butthole. Its a simple rule.
I used to think like that, then someone started suckling and licking my nuts....then it went down hill fast after that.
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Re: 2015 Arnold Classics - Various Pictures and Videos
Aaron Clark Road To The Arnold: 6 Weeks Out
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I have to admit I find myself jerking to hot latina trannies more often. I find this disturbing what should I do?
Do any of you find yourself in a similar situation? Don't lie I see the views on the posted tranny porn, I'm not the only one. ;D
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Re: Would a cure for cancer really be a good thing?
Mother Nature won't be stopped. If we cured cancer and stopped millions of deaths per year something else would kill off humans. In the end there is a balance before the ant farm collapses on itself. Just think about this. The earth is a sphere and below the crust is oil, mines, gas etc... Once the earth is bled dry, what will fill those gaps? Eventually the surface will collapse inwards.
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Asking on Getbig if something is gay is equivalent to Franco asking Arnold for advices.
Joon reminds me of guys in the gym who asked questions about steroids. They didn't want
to know because they were already using them. They merely wanted to know my attitude
towards them. Joon is already so debauched that he has already done what he is asking about.
His adventures as a libertine show an extreme that is escalating and will soon dissipate any
good sense he has. He will squander his sense of shame on wanton lasciviousness.
To answer the question about the tranny. Yes, to be this interested in an individual with male
genitals for any sexual episodes is definitely gay whether touching occurs or not.
Btw, bigmc isn't your friend. Hope this helps.
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OMG ...Just rang her and got her voicemail.........holy shit she sounds sooooo fucking hot, just like a woman...sounds educated too. :P :P :P
I was expecting like mannish kinda voice....guess estrogen is helluva drug.
Based on that voice alone my chances of getting a BJ from this chick just went up by about 100%. :-* :-* :-*
Listen to this. LOL
Sounded like bigmc to me ???
im just trying to earn a living brah don't judge me
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ro needs to up his rate to 1300
parity with juniors trannies
is that your rate for your drag queen services bra?
good use of the word bra ronan
joon doesn't send me money
as I dont Skype with him like you :-X
just cock pics via whatsapp thats cool
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Re: Is Rich Piana ironmeister?
Rich Piana knows how to do video and image editing:
(http://i.imgur.com/dQoR77G.jpg)
Even your handwriting is artistic
I bet you have that tbombz sillouhette on your business cards.
A trademark of honor and quality.
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Re: I'll just leave this here...Thanks Obama
Politics is just like sports. Cheer for ur team. Hyper-political people like coach are like the drunken jersey wearing, beer guzzling, sign holding at a game, guy who loses it mentally when his team wins or loses
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RE: Branch Warren's truck
(https://scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10981163_610649319080655_1722419651706201351_n.jpg?oh=13ec9276f13451336d014316ed4ec7ec&oe=55916DD9)
It's actually a great match for a huge bodybuilder. They are both grossly big and useless.
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Re: Shizzo Supporter and Tribute Thread
I agree that I talk about myself too much around here.
Its time to shake hands and kiss babies now.
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Value yourself. If there's only one thing you do to improve yourself, make it this. When people genuinely value and respect themselves, it's obvious to everyone around them. These people may not all be bubbly and effervescent, but they all exude a sense of self-worth and confidence that makes it obvious that they don't consider themselves losers. Start by thinking of all of the good, valuable things about yourself — things you're good at, ways you enjoy yourself, and so on. Knowing that you have your own unique strengths and talents makes it so much easier to love yourself and so much harder to pay any attention to people who may try to put you down.
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Devote time to your hobbies and interests. People who spend time doing what they love have an easier time loving themselves. The fun and self-satisfaction you get from indulging your hobbies and interests is great for building confidence and increasing your sense of self-worth. If you're not already doing so, try to spend a little time every day or week doing something positive and fun that you love. If you can do your hobbies with other people, even better — your friends can take the entertainment level of your hobbies from "fun" to "let's do this again as soon as we can".
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Stay physically active. Believe it or not, the way you treat your physical body can have a noticeable effect on the way you view yourself emotionally. Exercise has been proven to cause the release of chemicals called endorphins in the brain which can help you feel positive and upbeat. Frequently devoting a little time and energy to your fitness can help you feel more relaxed, confident, and energetic. Additionally, exercise is known to help treat depression. These qualities all make exercise a great option for people looking to increase their overall mood.
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Re: Please Can You Settle Debate Me and Bigmc Have Been Having on WhatsApp....
Thread progression;
1. Is it gay to watch while I let a tranny have sex with my fuckbuddy?
2. Is it gay if I cum on his face?
3. Is it gay if I let him suck me off?
4. Is it gay if a little of his cum splashes on me as I watch up close?
5. Is it gay if I join in with my fuckbuddy and fuck him?
6. Is it gay if I suck her off?
7. Is it gay if I let her fuck me while my fuckbuddy watches?
8. Is it gay if I let her fuck me while my fuckbuddy left hours ago?
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20. Is it gay to be gangbanged by 20 hebrews while wearing;
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=564758.0;attach=597986;image) ??
I'd let em lick it though....but no insertions of any kind.
Few hookers tried to stick finger up my ass, really didn't like it, god knows how they take it....must be like giving birth with each thrust every 2 seconds.
Some chick told me once "gay men are more manly than straight guys, cos they can handle the pain".
I thought she made an interesting point
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Re: Sex slave saved
http://toprightnews.com/?p=8351
Guy who found her was a trucker, Don Youngblood was a trucker......makes it bodybuilding related
People are messed up.
X2, calling 911 just because someone looked out a window.
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Re: Vince Goodrum at an all time low?
Using ISIS beheading videos to create traffic to his website.
What a disgusting human being.
He's a ruthless businessman and don't shy away from opportunities. Caliber Finance will make Nasdaq/Dow Jones tremble once it's released.
Yes, and I heard he fucked a guy so hard that it knocked one of his eyes crooked.
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Re: Colonizing Mars: starting in 2024
100 finalists selected to go to Mars (no coming back!). Marty Champions are you one of the lucky 100?
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/17/tech/mars-one-final-100/index.html
Better yet lets make a list of getbiggers we should send to Mars to never come back.
No thanks, will bring my bench press down to 117 pounds cant do it
Getbiggers have been going to Uranus for years.......
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Re: Antoine Vaillant - Ten years of hard work - got his pro card!
"My life is a life like any other life"...
;D
What an eloquent aperçu of self-reflective spirit! Antoine is clearly channeling some heavy-duty Kierkegaardian despair. Such towering talent needs our sympathetic encouragement. He should put BB on hold to finish penning his secret magnum opus A Critique of Pure Tbombz, which is, I understand, destined to become an instant classic that will set the research agenda for years to come. Word is that it begins,
(I) There is a cock in Tbombz' ass.
(ii) Either Tbombz' ass is half full of cock or Tbombz' ass is half empty of cock
(iii) Disjunction-shmisjunction, Tbombz is optimistically and pessimistically fulfilled, and Vissy calls dibs,
and ends with an rubberiron-fisted refutation in S5 modal logic for the proposition: There is at least one possible world where Vince Goodrum beats Billy Guns in a physique contest.
Either that or take the Wisdom of Silenus to heart.
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Re: Looking Back - Blasts from the past
Fanny packs RULED!
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Re: I Politely and Respectfully Ask Vince Basille Not To Post in Any Threads I Start
And of course I will return the same courtesy and not post in any threads he starts.
If we look at various Getbig posters in the past, some of whom rightfully or wrongly as the case may be have been deemed to be trouble makers (including myself in the past) they were somewhat contained and limited to either posting in the lounge or were placed in timeout for various lengths of time when they misbehaved.
For example:
When Josh and Alex started causes issues they were limited to the lounge or banned altogether.
When Shizzo was having his alcoholic rants, he was also placed in time out on various occasions.
So was halo when he was being inappropriate
And so was I on many occasions.
For some reason Vince Basile seems to have escaped any punishment over the years altogether.
Just because he stays within the letter of the law and is sneaky about the way he attacks and aggravates people it doesn't make it right that his behavior should be allowed to continue or go unnoticed.
The issue I have with him is he constantly derails my threads and makes it about his spat with Bigmc causing controversy making the mods deem it appropriate that my threads get moved to the lounge where they receive much less exposure due to traffic not being so great on that particular section of the site spoiling our enjoyment and banter.
Vince Basile adopts this tactic on purpose, its highly bad etiquette to say the least.
I have had several messages from Booty, Bigmc and many others complaining about the "Bigmc+ Booty + Joon" thread being moved to the lounge.
And I believe the reason is because yet again Vince Basile decided to take a dump in my thread, stay off topic and make it all about his spat with Bigmc.
This is wrong.
I am not even calling for Vince to get banned.
I am merely politely requesting he accepts a gentleman's agreement not to post in any of my threads and I will not post in any of his.
Alternatively I will have no choice but to take my business away from G&O over to the UK Board.
Thanks for your understanding in this matter.
Kind Regards
Joon
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OP delivered. :D The Goodrum, the Basile, and the Ugly.
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OP delivered. :D The Goodrum, the Basile, and the Ugly.
^^
LOL :D :D LOL ;D
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Re: Prepping for the Phil Heath Classic
I'm worry about Navy Mike ,I don't see any progress from 7 weeks out to 5 weeks out .
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562996.0;attach=597586;image)(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562996.0;attach=599146;image)
In just 14 days, our little Lockerroom photog has learned to turn off the background light before taking pics.
i'd call that progress!
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Vince Goodrum is invited from dave - watch @ 30:00 :D
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
3D of Bodybuilding Success: Discipline, Dedication, and Determination.
(pic taken hour ago)
※ My Fans page" https://www.facebook.com/HuangMusclecenter123
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=599082;image)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=565611.0;attach=600871;image)(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1369201079_pb-110126-upright-ape-whalen-01a_grid-6x2.jpg)
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Re: Getbig poems
if you want Joon
in your poon
you are likely getting paid for it
in coke, money or other shit
he dreams of being ripped
but on his diet he has often slipped
his Youtube videos don't stay up for long
but the scent of BigRo's thong is quite strong
he is his favourite g4p man from the bureaus
even though he had to pay him 1000 euros
how is it going with his friend Josh?
not hearing his voice on Skype can be a loss
how Joon makes money we don't know
have rich parents kickstarted his sick show?
greeneyes says he hates gays,
but he is just living in a haze
what he really craves
is the good old days
when his coach's would dress him like a chick
and violate his ass with a giant ass dick
greeneyes is just a gay trick
that work's at truck stops
rick, nick or vic
it does matter, as long as you
got the cash
your balls he will lick
So next time you see
a bigot ass troll name greeneyes
just know he is full of lies
and he cries in his french fries
knowing he is a hateful shit.
hopefully he replies
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Re: How to ruin your own bodybuilding life in 3 easy steps
My students deserve the full focus of my retarded brain .
I feel my cock deserves the full focus of your mouth and esophagus.
Only if I can blast some pungent gas from my fart locker in your face. :-*
Your proposal is acceptable to me, I accept. Now that we have a legally enforceable contract we can work out the details via PM. Thank you.
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hahah... sick fucks. :D ;D
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I have existed from the morning of the universe.
And I shall exist until the last star falls from the night...
(http://i.imgur.com/KYnIgwi.jpg)
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^^^^ Major LOL.
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Re: You HAVE to SHOCK the muscle!!!
Really shocking the muscle ::) -
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Re: King Kamali Wobble Walk
Some Getbig classics
(http://www.redkid.net/generator/cake/newsign.php?line1=King+Kamali&line2=POST+CARDIO&line3=SNACK&Icing=Icing)
(http://www.redkid.net/generator/trophy/newsign.php?line1=FIRST+PLACE&line2=KITCHEN&line3=LIGHTING&Engrave=Engrave)
(http://www.redkid.net/generator/fortune/newsign.php?line1=THE+FAT+MAN+DOING&line2=CARDIO+IS+A+TERRORIST&Crack+Me+Open=Crack+Me+Open)
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Re: White trash on vacation....
(http://wizbangpop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/miley-cyrus-topless-swim2.jpg)
What would you give this...a 6 maybe?
body looks nice there imo but face meh
body 8/10
face 6/10
that's always can be fixed...
(http://i.imgur.com/MiX11OP.jpg)
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Haha, brilliant!!
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I fucking love this thread!
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(http://i.imgur.com/TQ4ZlMF.jpg)
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I fucking love this thread!
thanks bro. It would not be the same without all your excellent contributions. :)
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I fucking love this thread!
2nd!
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thanks bro. It would not be the same without all your excellent contributions. :)
I thank the Getbig community (the smart ones, the dumb ones, the brutal ones and of course the original/creative ones) for fueling this!
Special thanks to father Ron for making this possible (no ass kisser)
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Quickerblade has been swatting dinger after dinger in the "single moms" thread lol:
Agreed.
Single mothers should pay extra taxes and not be allowed to catch public transport.
They are single mothers cause they fucked up. Simple.
Single mothers are wretched.
She sounds gross, they all do. I would run over a single mom if I knew I would get away with it.
Single moms are equivalent to used cars to me.
Too much mileage, scratches and dents everywhere.
The world will be better off without them.
They restore my Low opinion of human nature.
Single mothers are the scourge of society. I wouldnt piss on fire to them out.
Single moms are the lowest form of human life.
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Re: slybaldguys.com, guy decides to shave his head
Anabolichalo would be impressed, surprise surprise the guys there say he looks better
(http://s16.postimg.org/gmwf9kxpx/head_shave.jpg)
You should probably step away from the internet for a while.
Mofo thinks he's heisenberg
When he shaved his goatee, he apparently amputated his chin.
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Cswol Schools Some Girls In Popeyes!
.
http://sotomayortv.com/snowkingvsratchetspopeyes/ .
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Re: STAR TREK *** SPOCK - LIVE LONG AND PROSPER - PIP
(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2015/02/27/gb0k0380tu.jpg)
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Cswol Schools Some Girls In Popeyes!
Cswol laying down the smack hard! ;D
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Cswol laying down the smack hard! ;D
LOL yeah, esp his 'passporting' ;D
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Re: Fan meet Dana Linn Bailey...
...and she dosent understand she looks way better herself and could be such more than her Idol!
A cute, nice and sweet lady having a ugly girl on roids as a role model...
Pretty awkward!
(http://s28.postimg.org/5awncp2nw/Namnls.jpg)
lol Malmö u live there?
google search "Dexter Jackson" shmoe'ing much ???
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Re: i gave up on women and life has never been better
I've noticed better quality erections since i switched to watch gay porn
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Re: Fan meet Dana Linn Bailey...
LÄL at 'Julio'!
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey's update pics & videos
A fart seat cushion for you sporting event fans
(https://igcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10995082_795066377256057_1464013348_n.jpg)
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^^^^What in the actual fuck?
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^^^^What in the actual fuck?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/11/49/ee/1149eed529f0bb15806d85a230f5df70.jpg)
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Re: If you could only pick one profession to be famous in.....
When I was a wee lad, I had the aspiration to get into the video game industry. I always enjoyed the prospect of being involved in story/character creation and animation.
But then one day I found out I had elite genetics.
Now I am here.
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Re: Cswol Schools Some Girls In Popeyes!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/6257_1423250614591163_2393729335626252468_n.jpg?oh=be0ae9c80eac584e4bee94854c39f8e5&oe=55786CAA&__gda__=1434632769_ae793b3e11d3c0008bcdeaa91b2119fc)
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Re: GetBig chatroom?
The use of third parties seems sufficient.
e.g., anyone who wants to come at me should enter the cryptocat (http://chrome://cryptocat/content/data/index.html) chatroom "ThunderdomeAscendant"; the comms are encrypted so the government can't use anything as evidence later or otherwise steal the particulars of Basile's quantum supination secrets.
Edit: here's the working link to Cryptocat https://crypto.cat/
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have any Getbiggers started using the Cryptocat chat together?
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have any Getbiggers started using the Cryptocat chat together?
I try to imagine a chitty-chitty-bang-bang-Cryptocat-chat between both Vinces...
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Re: Happy Sunday
Meth Demon
(http://i.imgur.com/fX1EYdn.jpg)
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey Is Going To Be Launching A Line Of Supplements
Her amino product
(https://www.smartpakequine.com/images/product/18489_PCP.jpg)
Her protein powder
(http://weighttrainingzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/best-supplements-for-building-muscle-2.jpg)
And yes, they even come in RTDs
(http://www.valleyvet.com/swatches%5C35933_S_vvs_000.jpg)
Soon to be the best multivitamin/joint supplement on the market
(http://www.paddocksaddlery.com/images/EQ303.jpg)
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Re: What's your opinion on single moms?
Single moms really boil my piss.
They get together for their tri-weekly coffee with the other miserable lonely loser sluts.
"Men are pigs"
"He was such a loser" -why did you marry him bitch.
"I'm so happy without him" - contemplates suicide every minute
"I love little johnny" - she really wants to strangle little johnny and regrets having him.
Single motherfucken mothers love to act brave and act like they do not want him in thier fucked up lives,
Truth is the bitch is jealous cause Her ex is free and fucking fresh pussy while she cleans shit and collects discount vouchers every day.
A successful day for a single mom is when she gets a free coffee, she sips it slowly while looking at her dirty ass kid and regretting the day she had him. While she sips on the free coffee she makes sure to use the cafes FREE WIFI to see what the other single moms are doing facebook.
They are all miserable, they have frizzy hair, uneven skin tone, poor hygeine, they know they are ugly and vile when they pass the shopfront windows in the street and see their pathetic reflection.
The kid looks like a loser cause his surrounded by negativity (that being other single mothers).
I smile when I'm in the mall and see a single mom looking miserable knowing she can't afford anything.
She forced this life on herself.
Fuck single mothers, next time you see one, look at her and you will see how tormented they are.
This is my 10,000th post.
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Re: What's your opinion on single moms?
^^
Not Gold, but P L A T I N U M :D :D :D
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Re: Happy Sunday
Same Ole Tbombz: mentally and spiritually unhinged. Where to begin? This is a sermon in masquerade (sans bunny suit). On the surface, it's supposed to look like a good act: Born-Again wastrel is out to help save others from their sinful ways; however, below the surface, like the ass-hole of his infamous costume, we can make out the contours and attributes of its true nature, namely, T’s inability to resist his desires – in this case, an uncontrollable desire fill his ass vacuous ego. Tbombz knows, and you don't. He's smart (not); he's a savior (no). It's part of his now chronic psychological pathology.
Still, PAsster Tbombz, if you're reading this, keep preaching to your webcam. If not, there's always a possible (if not probable) return to the cooler or to the no-tell motel, from where you can always give a really good sermon from the mounted position.
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey Is Going To Be Launching A Line Of Supplements
As I've stated before. PJ and Aaron are working on a number of huge projects.
So are you Vince. For the past 15 years..... ::)
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Re: "Likes" on social media
I love social media. 80% of my business comes from posting and advertising on social media. It allows businesses to get seen and recognized, good or bad. On my Instagram, unlike most all of my "followers" are organic. I do know for a fact that many buy their followers to make them look good. When you have a no body, that no one has ever heard of with 10, 15, 20 and even 40k + followers, it's usually bullshit. Since i post mostly about my athletes with either pics or videos. I don't get that large of a following. It's just not that popular as say metrosexual fitness posts or fitness chicks with great asses. However, when I get "likes" on a pic or video it's usually from peers, hashtags, clients and friends.
A "like" is a sign of approval. Last night I posted a video from our speed development camp from...yesterday. Now I'm not a big soccer fan but I know the players and sometimes watch. That being said, getting a "like" from Lionel Messi is huge lift of approval. Going over my other videos. He "liked" 6 more. I'm doing my job!
(http://s14.postimg.org/giy8pej29/image.jpg)
Hahaha that's not the real Messi retard ;D ;D
Fake =128 followers
http://websta.me/n/official_messi?lang=en
Real=10,596,172 followers
http://websta.me/n/leomessi
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Re: Kai Green in mainstream culture
Amazing Race
(http://wwwimage.cbsstatic.com/base/files/styles/136x170/public/cast/mattashley.jpg)
Name: Ashley Gordon
Age: 28
Hometown: Scarsdale, N.Y.
Connection to your teammate: Dating
Length of Relationship: We’ve known each other for 10 years and been together for 3.
How did you meet? He dated a friend/old roommate of mine. We kept running into each other randomly one summer.
Current occupation: Hairstylist
Describe what you do: Make people look and feel beautiful, not only on the outside but on the inside as well. Semi-therapist that is underpaid.
3 words to describe you: Genuine/loyal, well rounded and emotional/sympathetic.
Favorite hobbies: Going to the beach, eating, working out/being active and getting pampered- massages, pedicures.
What famous person reminds you of yourself? Jennifer Aniston- hopeless romantic…yet silently sexy?
What famous person reminds you of your teammate? Kai Greene. I admire Matt's dedication to whatever endeavor he takes on, as well as his artistry and passion for life, like Kai Greene.
http://www.cbs.com/shows/amazing_race/cast/214994/
Maybe her boyfriend also has a passion for sucking cock under the towel
Happy stupid girls like this make me puke! She just looks stupid, hair, dress clothes everything...seems like America is filled with them..."HIIIIIIIII
HOW U DOIIIIIING!!!! IT WAS GREAAAAAAT! AWSOME!!!"
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Re: polyamory - 3 person relationship... thinking of trying it
i am serious
me and my ex gf made it official last week and decided to agree and put a label on "us" = we are now boyfriend and girlfriend, but in an open relationship. we can flirt with and fuck whoever we want, we just need to tell eachother about everything without them having to ask about it first.
i hooked up with a few people this week and i told her about all of them and she has been nothing but supportive and happy for me. She hasnt done anything yet but Im on the lookout for a guy with a monster cock to stretch her out real good. And at the same time trying to find a guy with a great personality and good looks to be our 3rd member of our polyamorous relationship. boyfriend-boyfriend-girlfriend. no strings attached to anybody though.
I actually found a guy who might maker a decent temporary partt of our relationship last night. he is so sweet, kind, caring, positive, cute, funny, smart, from georgia and has this southern hospitality, southern drawl, southern sayings, but at the same time still a fun calorful california liiberal progressive attitude.
things are looking good :)
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^^^Christ died for you! ;D
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^^^Christ died for you! ;D
He died in hopes that he wouldn't have to witness any of Tbombz heinously homosexual Getbig posts. Too late for me, congrats to Jesus for signing out in time.
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Re: Palumbo:"Bostin Loyd buying a condo,making more money than me and aceto"
on the radio show Palumbo said that Bostin is making monthly more money than him and Aceto combined...with online training,books,clothes,suplements... and now he is buying an apartament in Portland...
The only things you ever post about are how much money people make & what kind of house they live in.
Bostin Loyd
Mike O'Hearn
Dave Palumbo
John Romano
Aaron Singerman
Rich Gaspari
Jay Cutler
The list goes on...
Worship the man in the thong, not his bank account. You weirdo
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Re: Phil Heath - destroying the HATERS online!
(http://i62.tinypic.com/4v464n.jpg)
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Re: Goodrum Nutraceuticals
Yeah, the exchanges between Keith and Melvin were outrageous. However, both stepped over the line re decency and that wasn't fair dinkum. I told Keith about that and he wasn't very pleased with me. Melvin predicted that Keith would soon be dead because he was so fat. Turned out Melvin was right but it was still nasty of him to post that stuff. Keith made up silly photos putting Melvin on turds and all manner of humiliating stuff.
My approach is totally different. I use what Melvin posts and call him out if I think he is bullshitting. He retaliates by slandering me with lies. He figures that some people will believe it and if enough repeat those lies then everyone will suspect that what he says must have some truth in it. I don't have to make up lies about Goodrum. I post what he says and use the photos that he gives us or that were available on line.
By the way, I always use navy font. I just like being different. No big deal.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/252/738/744.jpg)
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Re: polyamory - 3 person relationship... thinking of trying it
hmmm, I wonder how that worked out for him. :-X :-X
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Re: three got dern songs to lift too
http://youtu.be/0mfXOycj1O8 nevermind bros it wont work on phone
never ever watch getbig on the phone!! Always computer. Getbig deserve computer!!
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Re: I love you guys....(no homo)!
Whenever I start to feel a little too comfortable in my own skin, I can count on certain Getbiggers to remind me that they think I am some kind of pervert/schmoe.
Thanks guys for keeping me on my toes and offering me distraction from my everyday life, which mainly consists of taking care of my ailing wife.
I am in a particularly shitty mood tonight, so sling as much shit as you want. I am up for a fight. Bring it on.
BTW, I am confident in the knowledge that I am more of a man than most of you will ever be.
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Re: I love you guys....(no homo)!
"more of a confused man.."
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Re: AC Pics - Post Em
Troy Elves face looked like death but he never got his glutes dialed in.
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Re: Branch is ready to defend his title!!
fixed
(http://i.imgur.com/yFMfB7C.gif)
*
the video is from when Branch Warren fell off his horse.
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Re: Marty Champions and I are in the top 1-5 percent genetic elite.
Can you guess why? :D
Downs Syndrome?
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Re: I love you guys....(no homo)!
in the beginning caring for the weak makes you feel good, then it gets boring, and utlimately annoying especially if you get nothing out of it. If people werent paid to "take care" of others, they simply wouldnt. Most retirement homes, hospital and jails employees are openly disgusted by the people they re supposed to "take care" of. They only do it cause they re paid to do so. There is no compassion, empathy, they often only get a kick at subtly despising, laughing at the weak who are abandonned in their hands, at their mercy. Again, most people's main pleasure in life is to see others suffer. We never say it, talk about it, we always pretend we are something we arent, this is how life keeps going on.
At some point weakness disgusts you as it somewhat contaminates you and reduces your own odds of survival. And you reject it. You think you re better than that. You dont realize you re just luckier, you think you re smarter, until one day it's your turn, and the comedy keeps going on and on and on.
This is animal nature, we re designed to worship what is beautiful, strong, dominating which means "alive", and to be disgusted by what is ugly, weak, submissive which means "death".
And we laugh at what is weak , ugly, disgusting. Until one day people laugh at us because we ve become weak, ugly, disgusting too, no matter how hard we tried to look tough as long as we could.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rLHpEHrXcWg/TskKIQGKmOI/AAAAAAAABgQ/CkY1WGbvazs/s1600/yawn.png)
We are animals bro ........................ ........... survival ........................ ........animals......... ........................ .....resources .................surviva l ,animal ,survival, survival , you know what I'm saying.
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When in the fuck did TA start working for TSA? TA/TSA? ???
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Re: who is arvilla's new chick?
Any ideas?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KcjSrC39j9k/TrAehdrfgMI/AAAAAAAAAMs/YiSQnfsftIw/s1600/KJ_ShipDeck.jpg)
Dude seems to have decent pussy pulling skills for an unemployed, broke, middle-aged steroid looser who lives in moms basement.
You forgot bald.
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Guru Arnold...
I kneel before thee my lord...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=567939.0;attach=604160;image)
(http://i.imgur.com/CXwml8g.jpg)
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< who is the man with the beard in ironmeister's photoshop?
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< who is the man with the beard in ironmeister's photoshop?
White Jeebus.
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< who is the man with the beard in ironmeister's photoshop?
Duno, a beardish True Adonis?
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I talked to ironmeister. It is jesus with the beard.
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Re: Female Fitness Motivation
Im at work....would fapping be looked down upon?
Only 360p for resolution, I don't toss under 720p.
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LOLOLOL :D
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Re: Fan tattoos kai's signature on his hand!
It's only gay if ...
(http://i.imgur.com/KI4NW8e.png)
Must have a great jerks now...
https://instagram.com/musclesandink/ (https://instagram.com/musclesandink/)
Hopefully, the citric acid will wash it off.
Kai responded to his tattoo with:
"I am at a lose for words. For this is the reason we loose sleep for this is the reason we dream with our eyes open. Humbled my friend. Your friend -Kai"
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Re: So what are the greatest books you've ever read?
1/ Crime and Punishement - Dostoievski
2/ The brave new world - Huxley
3/ The stranger - Camus
4/ The trial - Kafka
5/ Dirty Hands - Sartre
6/ Civilization and Its Discontents - Freud
7/ Father and sons- Tourgueniev
8/ Dead souls - Gogol
9/ 1983 - Orwell
10/ Naked lunch- Burroughs
Definitely could add Bukowski to the list. I had alot of fun reading him and it's the easiest writer to read. You'd have a great laugh, guy was a getbigger.
Would like to add Karl Marx and Engels up there.
i think if you are going to try and pretend you are some kind of intellect
at least get the title of the books right
unless 1983 is the lesser known prequel to 1984
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Re: WYHI?
Random Czech
(http://bootyoftheday.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/czech-booty-1.jpg)(http://bootyoftheday.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/czech-booty-2.jpg)
Wtf that chick is fat
you need to get your eyes checked.
When your eye is hoping for Bob Paris that chick will look nasty.
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Re: Arnold's first competition age 16
I found this 1963 picture on reddit and wanted to share it.
(http://i.imgur.com/CFTbnbG.jpg)
A rare pic of the Basile Trio before they disbanded
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Re: Hitler address the religious debate on getbig
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Re: WYHI - in order.
Tab it to view biggger image.
(http://s29.postimg.org/pgkssjx6f/Image2.jpg)
Numbers 4, 5, 10 and.... 11.
Number 5 first.
Number 4 second
Number 10 and 11, please step forward.
Now, you two are here because you belong in top 4. That's a good Place to be at. That being said, there is only room for a third Place here, not forth. One of you has to go. Number 10, you're hot, you have that crazy sex look in to you, but you're ruining it By making that ridiculous face of yours. Seriously need to stop that, value your beauty, because you look like a 6 in that picture, but I know you're hotter.
Number 11. You have a gorgeous smile, and you can look like wife material if you want to. But in your case you remind us why not to get married. We can't see you at all. I mean all the women who didn't make the top 4 list are 4's at best, but they show it at least. If it was you versus all the drop outs, you'd be a 10 in comparison, but when I compare you to the top three above you, you don't look beautiful nor ugly, you just exist. You think I whanna fuck you not knowing are you hot or not?
Only one of you two can stay... and the one who stays is....... number 10. You are hot. Stop making your self look like a wellfare single mom who "used to look hot in college", because you are hot. Stop doing that face.
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Re: What's your opinion on single moms?
For the record my rant on single moms is not on single widowed moms.
Its directed at the women who open their legs to random men. Men that they know dont have any money nor does the bitch.
Now when the man runs away, I blame the fucken slutty lady, men will be men, a fucken women
should know better.
single moms are single because they have poor judgement. Joining the local church, Hillsong, the local playgroup is not going to help. Ranting to your other single mother friends just makes it worse, keep drinking that caramel creme frappe (3022calories) let that sugar rush give you the only excitement in your miserable life, call the local council to remove that tree or add a stop sign, cause you are a miserable fucken loser.
Looking at the kid makes you depressed, cause he resembles the guy you fucked in the park and now you must raise ernie all by your lonesome hahhahahah. You keep saying you love your kid but if killing him wasnt a crime you would do it in a heart beat so you can go to the club on a Wed night.
Single fucken moms are the #1 cause of broken homes.
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Re: The madness continue: fan tattoos kai's signature on his hand!
I have the letters M-I-T tattooed on my cock!!
When I get a hardon it reads,Massachusetts Institute Of Technology.
Why are you telling us about your c0ck and things that happen when you get a hard on? ???
Because he`s my bestest friend.
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Re: Remember My Post Last Year About Filling Out Class Settlement Websites (PICS)
Jackpot, Vince Goodrum just scored big time. Check was in the mail today. I've covered up the routing numbers with an old Bojangles coupon so you jealous haters wouldn't try to steal my gold but I just got $7.15 richer!! Man it feels good to make more money than the 8th Place Finisher at the Arnold Classic. ;D
BOOM!! My Red Bull & General Mills Check should be in pretty soon as well. Good Times Are Here, grilled chicken breast and flat screen TV's. Haters Going Hate!! Shout out to Paul "whatever the fuck his name is for the moolah
(http://s1.postimg.org/po41xi9rj/goodrumgettingpaid.jpg)
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Re: where is Vince Basile?
Bull shark snap him on Manly beach ;D
That or one of the Sheila's he fatfeeds couldn't wait for her next meal.
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Re: I got nothin'
I must be getting old and useless. I have very little desire to lift hard and heavy ...or even go to the gym.
I'm down to 3 treadmill cardio sessions each week and a little machine lifting. ( 100% true )
I still have sex with my wife, when I shower and use cologne. But I have ZERO desire to hook up with any other woman.
I do enjoy eating ice cream while sitting with my dogs on the back deck or watching sports on TV.
Howard, you say, "you got nothin?"
Hit it, Maestro!
♪♫♪
♫ I got Cswol, I got Tbombz, I got Junior
Who could ask for anything more?
I've got Booty's pussy pictures
Vissy's eyeballs
Who could ask for anything more?
Old man Basile, I don't mind him
Ragging Goodrum's online store
I've got psychos
I’ve got douchebags
I've got Getbig
♪Who ♪could ♪ask ♪for ♪anything ♪more?♪ ♫
;D ;D
Goodrum is a sexy man, every week he gets a ban
Basile touching arnold's arm - laying on his manly charm
Getbig is special place
every single mental case
Getbig - our favorite site
dancing naked in the night!
Knooger takes a monster shit
Booty kneeling at his feet
Getbig is special place
every single mental case
Getbig - always is the shit!
2000 calories we eat!
Falcon sings for you each day
members worship gay4pay
Getbig is special place
every single mental case
Getbig - what a bloody mess...
Tbombz with his hairy ass!
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Re: Hitler address the religious debate on getbig
I don't take kindly to being disrespected in real life and definitely not on the internet. Offenders will be hunted down and punished. They won't know what hit them.
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Re: Effective Glute Training for lack of male glutes?
I have a great ass :)
PM sent.
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Re: I discovered something re hypertrophy yesterday and today.
We all assume that putting mechanical tension on a muscle if done intensely enough and for long enough will cause hypertrophy. The next day that muscle is usually quite sore which indicates damage and hence possible growth.
Yesterday I had to shift two heavy wardrobes. Getting them into my ute was the easy part. Delivering them to my daughter's pad was a challenge. It was a long walk and the tension from the stretch was severe.
We did two trips and at the end it felt like a biceps workout. Today my biceps are quite sore. I had an arm workout three days ago so this must have been more intense.
It appears that it doesn't matter how we put mechanical tension on a muscle whether stretching or doing training. Of course, I remember the studies done on the chickens where a weight was attached to one wing.
The load was increased over a time and the hypertrophy in the weighted wing was impressive. Well, the only thing is stretching a muscle isn't exactly pleasant or fun. But I suppose if you held the weight in a stretched
position in curls, for example, that would help increase the amount of mechanical tension.
Overcomplicating relative nonsense. Ain't a perfect science: Train intensely and consistently. Eat right. Genetics and drugs determine the rest, plenty of real-life examples proving this, year after year.
Join the fucking Elk's Lodge already.
What we have here is a failure to communicate. Some guys are literally too dense to comprehend the truth. False beliefs = Bro science = no gains.
No, I actually nailed it.
Your theory's evidence is you - a tubby, atrophied shitpile that has progressively regressed since a fixed Mr. Hooverville in '43. The only hypertrophy you've achieved thereafter is the involuntary penile swell you experience photographing sunbathing lads at Manly.
Already imagining the polite lies forced out at your funeral.
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Re: Kai is the most popular BB ever in Russia!
At a Kai seminar this weekend in Moscow were more than 1000 fans, by far the biggsest crowd on a BB seminar ever in Russia. At a Dorian Yates seminar in Moscow a couple of yrs ago were like 10 people. ;D
(http://scontent-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/11081020_886917364749554_3697680648854628105_n.jpg?oh=7135e589cc45bc6364a1d68e9609be8c&oe=557916E6)
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11062167_10153186818243901_5242654203352499679_n.jpg?oh=dd6fe5548d86dec94c2496de98868043&oe=557C1ADC&__gda__=1437273881_c287345e71574aa0c8f9b7518efe7fd2)
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11070849_10153189772338901_7307965714157591985_n.jpg?oh=a3f74d1e81b09e5eb15526e6a9808ac8&oe=557219B1&__gda__=1433453573_8cf45aaa68e82a63bef335683df008fe)
Pravda reports that the Russian Ministry of Food and Short Trousers detected an unexpected shortage of borscht during Kai’s visit to Moscow. Fresh supplies of large beets and turnips were suddenly hard to find, while mounds of used vegetables were found piling up in Red Square. "How curious," said a woman who took one of the discarded turnips home.
(https://johnonart.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dscn2559.jpg)
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Re: Is maturbating gay?
He is a fella. A guinea pig from Algeria we used to pin him with different drugs to see what happens.
Sorry, I wanted to put this video on masturbating but reposted the same monkey video. Anyway, here's a great opinion about masturbation.
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^^^^LOLOLOLOL
One time I was reading getbig in the airport and then a really gay photo of Kai popped up, I'm pretty sure someone saw it. :D
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Next time just look that person in the eyes and tell them. "It's only gay......
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Re: that moment when you click a porn video and realise the sound is up
Wasn't much better when I was sitting at Panera (sandwich place) and scrolled down, only to see a picture of a naked tranny. I wonder what the people beside me and in back of me thought. Need
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Wasn't much better when I was sitting at Panera (sandwich place) and scrolled down, only to see a picture of a naked tranny. I wonder what the people beside me and in back of me thought. Need
What was more tasty.. the food or the tranny?
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Re: Caption Needed (epic schmoe and Kai in Russia)
(http://i.imgur.com/VNiA5PU.jpg)
Boris - "Pleasure for me to be making acquaintance of famous American bodybuilder Kai Greene in glorious Mother Russia".
Kai - "Yeah man, nice to meet you too. I remember once in Missouri, I went to Branson with Chad Nichols, and caught Yakov Smirnoff. You know the "America, what a country" guy?! That was cool. "Boris and Natasha", "Nikolai Volkoff", Parastrika, those little dolls that go inside one another..... I love all that Russian stuff."
Boris - "We take good picture now? For supplement company?".
(http://i.imgur.com/pmvR9TG.jpg)
:Click:.
(http://i.imgur.com/gQTSVG4.jpg)
Boris - "Later you come with me to Mirage, St. Petersburg. I teach Russian towel trick, you teach me Yankee version...... Glasnost? :).".
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Re: Bostin Loyd and John Meadows Getting It On
;D
(https://scontent-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11069906_10153755919120663_467030718001194047_n.jpg?oh=98f9c0f00420ffc47e3cf1b6218ad750&oe=55A6975B)
Boston Lloyd is a ticking time bomb.... much like Zyzz, only worse... and proud of it.
Like I told him before on his Instagram page, if I were his father, I'd beat the living shit out of him and lock him up for awhile just to save his life.
He's dug a hole now. All this Zyzz like popularity. He has all these little Bosto worshippers that will live on and praise his immortality even in death.
His attitude: If a little is good, more is better and I guarandamntee that from the pictures he's been posting lately, there is no way in hell he feels good or even close to being right with the world as a human. He's crossed that line, you know it, I know it.
He posted up on Youtube and now he's viral... I just can't help but think of Zyzz when I see the things he say's. Of course his personality is different and he's not so arrogant and weird as Zyzz was, but the objective is the same. Cap on the masses.
Here today, gone tomorrow. Why?
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What was more tasty.. the food or the tranny?
The food. Was eating a bbq chicken salad.
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The food. Was eating a bbq chicken salad.
Pic of the trannie or gtfo ;D
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Pic of the trannie or gtfo ;D
Exactly! Solid post.
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Re: Dana Linn Bailey's update pics & videos
(http://www.redkid.net/generator/ipod/newsign.php?line1=AWESOME+WORKOUT&line2=SONGS&line3=TOKA+SWOLA&line4=ROB+BAILEY+AND+THE+&line5=HUSTLE+STANDARD&Let%27s+Roll=Podcast)
(http://www.redkid.net/generator/direction/newsign.php?line1=ROB+BAILEY+&line2=HUSTLE+STANDARD&line3=MIRAGE+HOTEL&line4=ICE+MACHINE&Go=Go)
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Re: Well....Did Joon Take Getbig Down Today?
Since Joon is a man of his word, I'm sure Getbig was blasted into oblivion and taken down for good today, while Joon's website thrived!
What did I miss?
Did the 7,000 gimmicks he and his retard brigade were going to wield unleash holy hell on the Getbig hordes?
who nose
Full blown attack tommorow. Getbig will be utterly destroyed the likes of which has never been seen before.
What I say I do.
You are all nothing.
mwah
xoxoxo
this is joon, sonething about a fuckin dingy Bloke something and trannies. I'm snorting coke and gambling, l I own an Astin Martin 220 6% mauhhh
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Re: Well....Did Joon Take Getbig Down Today?
(http://i.imgur.com/WkAKJGT.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Bim03Ue.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QRwZKGe.jpg)
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Are you neglecting your Hamstrings?
(pic taken today)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=607499;image)
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The Bluto Interview(Getbig Video)
Credit to FitnessFrenzy for the idea.
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The Bluto Interview(Getbig Video)
;D
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Re: Hitler address the religious debate on getbig
Zorba Basile opinion is needed 8)
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Re: markus rühl update (training back)
(http://s23.postimg.org/6y6akjofv/Image16.jpg)
(http://www.welcometohosanna.com/LIFE_OF_JESUS/JESUS_LIFE_PIX/annaAtTemple.jpg)
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Re: Junior pretending to be a tough guy....Again
If OMR posts about Joon he should be allowed to defend himself....here.
Shut up before I redirect your website to a.....oh wait a minute. ;D
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Re: Phil Heath's new lady???
http://t.co/hITys8HEmJ
The whole opening up to his wife at the Olympia was the least heart felt public opinion conscious effort I've ever seen. I'm sure he cares, but who sits on stage with a thong in front of a few thousand schmoes and talks about all that. It's a conscious effort. Much like mentioning his dad who passed, then Kai kept it real. Holy shit that was funny.
Heath really has that unlikable quality about him. Not due to ego, but being dis genuine and insecure.
Aside from Zack Kahn...he's up there in douchebaggery.
Phil Heath has given zero fucks about this post...true...haha
100% spot on...To me, Phil is a slight black version of Lou Ferrigno...A scumbag sociopath. Phil however tries to hide this trait in himself by doing stupid things like what you mentioned above at the Olympia. Where as Lou can't hide being one because he doesn't have the brain capacity to try to even hide it...IMOP I believe deep down Phil is a bad dude...Spoiled as shit and possibly rotten at his core...He's been around the block way too many times now where we can say he's young and immature...Phil is after all 36 years old...He's a few years away from 40...Probably won't live another 20 years... :-\
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Re: Random art pics and videos.
(http://www.haaretz.com/polopoly_fs/1.433074.1338249907!/image/2349077637.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_640/2349077637.jpg)
* The man depicted here is author Franz Kafka. He wrote the metamorphosis, which Kahn.N.Singh mocks below.
The Betamorphosis
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a bunny-suit-wearing Tbombz. At breakfast, Gregor argued with his father, who was disgusted by the transformation, subsequently sentencing him to death by Cswolicide. Unwilling to carry out the judgement himself, Gregor is arrested and brought before the law, where Magistrate Goodrum tells him an existential parable involving Andy Ferrigno and a way to play hide-an-empty-can from the free Red Bull settlement. Without being read his crime, Gregor was found guilty and executed at dawn by eVissyration.
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Re: Antoine Vaillant , TEN YEARS OF HARD WORK........
The IFBB never pays a salary to any pro.
In fact the pro has to pay dues each year to be an active IFBB pro.
The IFBB has no network TV contract or major media coverage.
The pro card merely gives you the chance to compete for prize money.
But the Arnold is a pro invitational , where the promoter has to invite you to compete.
The Olympia is by qualification, which leaves just the handful of lower tier shows to compete in.
Most supplement contracts "pay" in product credit . Only the big name pros get a contract with salary $$ from the supplement companies.
Only a handful of top pros make a good living directly from: contest prize $, guest spots and supplement contracts.
The majority of " fitness models" that work the expo booths get a paid hotel room ,some product and/or $75 bucks .
They mostly work for the "exposure" . What a f'n joke.
I knew most of this and the extreme drug use , early on in my bodybuilding life.
That's why I got an education and career 100% outside of the fitness industry.
I enjoy being a fan now and competed in several, smaller contests for my own enjoyment back in the day.
With very few exceptions, there is no pot of gold at the end of the bodybuilding rainbow. :'(
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Re: Josh using a fake account on Facebook to embarrass me
Life is not lived on those sites. The time in between our birth and our death is life. Spending too much time on a site like that (or even here) is not living. It's an imitation of living. Its staring at your phone while life passes you by faster than the next page can load onto your screen.
The Matrix is in the hands of the people. They just refuse to put it down. Now then, I am no Caucasian Lord ;D and while I do wish you had never taken those photos you spoke of, they are not everything there is to know about you. As near as I can tell you are a beautiful young woman with much to offer a worthy man.
But there is a caveat. We should only know what you want us to know. Nothing more. That which is, shall we say..."intimate" is rendered anything but when shared with the world. I am uncertain if I have said too much or too little. In a nutshell, there is no one here that is worthy.
Be well.
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(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2015/04/03/7orq7mjpkr.jpg)(http://s2.postimg.org/49gt1cdeh/222.jpg)
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Re: 80kg Barbell Curl
Just to keep it all in one handy jpg...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=569831.0;attach=610195;image)
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Re: 80kg Barbell Curl(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=569831.0;attach=610195;image)
Lol!
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The most insightful quote I've heard from anybody in a long time was Quickerblade's
"Why should I take care of someone else's cumshot?"
Now, that's wisdom!
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The most insightful quote I've heard from anybody in a long time was Quickerblade's
"Why should I take care of someone else's cumshot?"
Now, that's wisdom!
Copy-pasta that quote or I call BS
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(http://i.imgur.com/s3ZBPJA.jpg)
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Strong comeback, but why under another name?
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Strong comeback, but why under another name?
it is not my work. The author of that photo has chosen to be anonymous. :)
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it is not my work. The author of that photo has chosen to be anonymous. :)
I know the artist, simply by clicking on that quote link ;)
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Re: Palpatine Q thread backfire?
dude.
i was married for 13 years.
single for 6 months (put up some numbers ;D)
been w the same girl going on 6 years.
my daughter is pretty. not that i can be objective she's the most beautiful girl in the world to me
Why did the marriage end?
His wife didn't like wearing the strapon
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Re: single hottest picture of a woman you have ever seen?
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2wfjv9j.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/cm8hAXN.jpg)
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Re: Won't go far in the pro ranks...
No chance in hell :-\
(http://www.team-andro.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/34611/normal_IMG_5391~0.jpg)
Couldn't he get a gut implant?
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Re: Jason Blaha Insults Getbig in latest Video!
00:32 Blaha clearly reads getbig :D
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Re: Jay Cutler 1 day ago at FIBO POWER, Germany.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=570245.0;attach=611015;image)
wtf
hahahaaaaaa
the monkey face
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Re: Holy shit this guy is shredded!!
(http://i.imgur.com/kWfR7eT.jpg)
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Re: FIBO 2015 - Bodybuilding as we know it is DEAD!
It's age. We don't realize it, because most of us are 30s and 40s... but the people in their early 20s look at Wheeler and Levrone and they see old bald dudes they've never heard of. They never had FLEX mag coming in the mail every month, they never sat nervously wondering who was going to take the crown in 98 (?) when Dorian retired and the title was up for grabs.
Generation selfie has a hard time "liking" anyone over 35. The old school champs get ignored, and some duck-face idiot taking selfies and making crazy faces while benching 225 on his heavy sets gets all their love.
We see it in other areas. Younger folks on the beach will spend all night watching a shitty cover band of stoned 20 year olds... and they'll walk right past a group of 50 year olds showing insane playing and the most talent they'd ever have a chance to witness.
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Re: Weight Loss is finally noticable thank goodness
Long way to go but I'm doing a lot of training and a ketogenic diet. ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=570415.0;attach=611250;image)
(https://didyouseethatone.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/die-hard-6.jpg)
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Re: Head Transplant - no kidding!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/human-head-transplant-meet-terminally-5477598
I'd like to cut the gimmick OP's head off and donate to Goodrum to use as a pocket pussy.
Imagine Vince Basile's head on Goodram's body, it's like Stephen Hawking and Flex Wheeler merged into one!
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Re: Any day of the week Goodrum.
Set a date out enough to get in shape that we both agree on. I'll be bigger, more conditioned, better proportions, better shape, better posing. I'll wipe the floor with you. You talk all this shit about me? Put up or shut up.
I've already been training Wiggs so you have 10 1/2 weeks. However, I've never seen you in any kind of shape other than Circle and Octagon so this will be interesting to see
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Re: anakin skywalker turned in to a manlet
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/05/article-2110383-1208DF38000005DC-559_468x303.jpg)
(http://static5.therichestimages.com/cdn/864/455/90/cw/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1046.jpg)
(https://subsaharanafricanorthandwest.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/me-and-jake-lloyd-goofy-pose.jpg)
Is this a WYHI thread?
Its always a wyhi thread when the great Knooger enters.Your verdict?
Just drank my preworkout and it's leg day today. Can't be making fagget posts before training legs. I would not hit.
Please come back after your workout.
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He's actually owning all of us....he's got a tall blonde and we're watching porn ;D
So hot. Looks like a blonde Joon
(http://s22.postimg.org/5pubasuv5/IMG_20150415_182454768_HDR.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=570536.0;attach=611489;image)
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denooby your so naive if you think Dorian was telling his true dosages on london real.
I will buy, hake, cod, whiting, trout, mackeral, whatevers fresh and on special offer, its all fine to me.
Real men dont mind strong fish and hairy pussys.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
Just realized he hasn't been around lately. Did he get electrocuted? Possibly fall into a paint can and drown? I'm truly worried! :-\
I do not know if anyone recalls, but Johnny Falcon disproved Einsteins Theory of Special Relativity about a month ago. I suspect after that breakthrough, he is now working for some major universities.
Pretty sure he is smoking meth somewhere thinking about things that are far beyond his thought process.
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Re: cat walks like bodybuilder
Haha, is alot like that boardwalk gif of Genova
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/752575423111089421187537.gif)
(http://fat.gfycat.com/ReadyRevolvingIchthyosaurs.gif)
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Re: PJ Braun On The Front Cover Of Ironman Magazine
Should be out soon. There will also be a 12 page spread inside as well. Stock up boys
(https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1510062_10155535640405089_3941607764869206496_n.jpg?oh=1f05bcb279e5e58e23b81464e3472ebf&oe=55999CF3)
a disaster of a cover
The logo next to pj resembles a nazi symbol
Pj appears very feminine in the pic
His wife just looks annoying
His wife has god awful posture and bad forward head posture
She doesn't look lean either like she had trouble dieting for the shoot
Pj looks like he's sick or something he looks very thin...yet I see no abs on pj
Dumb looking cars
Both look very stiff and not relaxed
They need a lot more practice on how to pose in mags
Shitty photographer
Stupid idea of a cover
Stupid choice of cover models
The cover makes people not want to even open the issue much less buy a copy
Disaster
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Re: Phil Heath's new ride !!!!
(http://topculturism.ro/discutii/files/heath_dollardollardollar_169.jpg)
(http://s2.postimg.org/hxs5jj21l/IMG_5218.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/HHaQhIo.jpg)
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Holy crap, LOLLLLLL!!!
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Re: Trolling Around In Second Life - Selling Gear
;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=570948.0;attach=612874;image)
Bringing Getbig to new places ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=570948.0;attach=612875;image)
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the things Goodrum spends his time on... :D
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Re: What age will you have a net worth of one million $
Or what is your goal age of hitting one mill net worth?
***bodybuilding related because Jay Cutler has a net worth of $30,000,000
30 million? I find that hard to believe.
Agreed. Jay was worth far more than that years ago. I'd say he's in the 50 to 60 mil range these days.
People don't understand he's as financially wise as he is charismatic.
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Re: Vince Goodrum's new company.
(http://i.imgur.com/5NTRzIB.png)
I actually did start a new company but its located in the Nanshan District of Shenzhen, China.
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Re: What age will you have a net worth of one million $
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Xfactor Vs NZMM:Which of their conquests would you rather hit?
nz can take his pick from the Ugandan navy 8)
Nzmm is currently busy rennovating the underside of the pier, has to sleep onsite due to vagrants.
Are you implying that Nzmm has spilled more seed inside of men, than Muhammad Ali at a bird feeder?
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Re: PJ Braun's New Jeep
It's not everyday where you see a fitness celebrity like PJ on the road. Had to take a pic. One time I thought I saw DLB, but it was just a dead horse.
(http://s4.postimg.org/j3z4j2i7x/image.jpg)
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Re: Vince Goodrum's new company.
I have to work this way because of the area I'm currently in. Sylva, NC jobs are pretty much minimum wage unless you work at the casino in Cherokee. I don't make that at my regular job but its still pretty much a joke compared to my other job at Alltel and Teletech. I'm pretty broke right now because I just settled the debt on my student loan. I think I have about 150 bucks in my personal account right now....lol. Business accounts are ok though fortunately and if needed, I'll just use some money from there although I
Once I move out of the area back to Asheville or Greenville, SC.. I'll go back into working in a call center and make about 35k easy....I'm actually pretty good at customer service and dealing with angry people (posting on Getbig helps ;D). With the business and opening back up my flea market store I'll do a little over 50k. I'm not going back into engineering because its simply too irritating and layoffs are quite common.
The only thing I'm doing is making the best of a situation while I'm here.
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Re: Getbiggers video series (with hitler etc...)
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Re: From Marcel Bergsma's Facebook page. Is he scaring away girls?
How about the post about when Mars was on the beach with his family and licking some chick's asshole. Kids were playing in the sand nobody knew nothing right? Then the chick said "why are you licking my asshole"? Mars says"because your Pussy tastes like shit." Try to be nice and do someone a favor.
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Re: Vince Goodrum's new company.
Sorry if you can't read. I settled my student loan recently you moron and that's not cheap. Has no bearing on the business accounts.
Exactly what kind of education & degree do you have?
It seems to me you have had nothing but a string of low paying go nowhere jobs & 100s of websites that barely make any money.
He got an online degree in CSN and a MFT in the prestigious University of American Samoa. I have no idea what CSN or MFT stand for thou.
Certified Sports Nutritionist
Master Fitness Trainer
I thought CSN was for Cock Sucking but have no idea what the N is for.
MFT is probably for Master of Fisting Trannies.
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Re: 54in chest, 37in waist:"I'm the greatest bodybuilder..."
(http://i.imgur.com/kHEMD6P.gif)
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Re: Captian picture, Robert DeNiro
(http://i.imgur.com/5SJz7jK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BwE5XFZ.jpg)
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The 2015 Noble Photoshop Price goes to...
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z
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(http://i.imgur.com/Elc2AUO.jpg)
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Re: waking up to this makes my morning complete
(http://i.imgur.com/uO3lnZI.png?1)
Lets see what knooger has to say
yes, we need his opinion
At that weight her anal hygiene can't be very good. I'd keep diaper wipes by the bed so I could clean her up a little before I ate her ass hole out.
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Re: Uncle Juniors Confession re groink
Uncanny resemblance
(http://s11.postimg.org/ih09lxu6b/Screen_Shot_2015_04_30_at_6_02_01_PM.png)(http://s28.postimg.org/gl0me8o3h/267786_113197_droopy.jpg)
bigmc looking like he's never lifted a weight in hi life :-\
(http://i62.tinypic.com/ih64xh.jpg)
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Re: Restaurant Incident-Muslim Family Complains At Me For Fingering a Girl
Was out in Hakkasan Mayfair, enjoyed an epic high protein meal with lots of alcohol, decided to move on to the bar, this faces a dining table which was occupied by some Arabs, looked like they're on here on their usual early summer break....anyway, it's 11pm, it's a Bar in London...IMO not an appropriate place for muslims...I started being a typical getbigger and a manager came to me and asked me nicely to get my fingers out of this girls vagina....WTF? whats the world coming to? I mean I don't mind muslims...I don't go to Mosques to finger girls...but now they come to my comfort zone...bars and clubs and try and dictate where my finger should and should not go.
BTW the girl was Swedish, brunette, slim tall 5ft10 trying her luck at modelling in London, and all she did all night is complain about how effeminate Swedish men are...I was attentively listening and showing her how real men act in classy restaurants.
(http://s7.postimg.org/etolys61n/fingerrr.jpg)
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Are you suggesting NavyMike is my slave? How funny! Has Tbombz become a voyeur? You really have a talent for using photoshop. ;D
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Are you suggesting NavyMike is my slave? How funny! Has Tbombz become a voyeur? You really have a talent for using photoshop. ;D
that photoshop was made by ironmeister. :)
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that photoshop was made by ironmeister. :)
Then my response is to him.
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fucking americanos... >:(
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< it is Shizzo
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I know this sounds a bit fucking nuts but Potato really reminds of me Putin in that pic.
Like totally presidential and shit :D
Nah, more like Mussolini.
Don't let La Patata get her paws on radical intellectual literature, or she'll become a vain egocentric with hysterical tendencies.
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If I could meet Arnold in the gym I'd be so happy. In all honesty I probably wouldn't even know what to say.
I'd probably panic, subconsciously be thinking of Getbig and ask to see his cock.
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LOL funniest GB poster in my opinion
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Re: Groink
It was bullshit. All made up. This is a drug addict who is not right in the head.
Think of all the self serving posts Groink has made over the years. Remember that recent one where some Seka lookalike approach him when he was with his gf. It was under the pretense of him asking advice/opinions about the woman and her motives.
The real reason was to brag about a strange woman approaching him and saying, "You're a beautiful man." All these stories are self-serving, bragging posts and seeking validation on a board that he derives so much of his feelings of self worth -- all while insisting he "doesn't give a fuck" about what people think here.
Groink is, and always will be, just a child. He's a one dimensional oaf whose entire feelings of self worth is centered around his looks. He's getting old and more desperate now. That's why he's turned it up and brags about being in the best shape of his life and posts pics at every opportunity. He's become this board's male DLB. What's pathetic is that he's fifty years old. A fifty year old MAN and still in front of the bathroom mirror taking selfies and posting it on this board. I'm sure he struts around in his tank top in front of his daughter's friends and fishing for comments from his daughter later that evening. Being the FILF would really make his day.
Groink will be back. He knows things blow over with time. He needs this board. He can't do what he does here in real life. At least not to the extent he does here. He does goes through his day to day life constantly looking at himself and sizing up other men. Always convincing himself that he's better looking and has bigger muscles. Meanwhile he couldn't tell you what century the War Between the States took place, who his congressman is, of what the three branches of government are. Hell, I'm sure he even uses his fingers to count and needs a calculator if he has to "carry the one".
He's really the typical bodybuilding meat head who women, like his current one, grows weary of. Sure woman are attracted to big strong men but when they find out they are smarter, more informed, less vain, and more ambitious to this dullard the "magic" quickly wanes. Especially when they realize he routinely wets his bed.
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Re: Question for Melvin Goodrum
Melvin Goodrum himself let everyone know last week that he only had $150 in the bank.
He's posted pics of his trailer & it's interior, it was not worth $500,000 & he lives in the poor rural south & not on a shoreline.
His supplement biz is just a site, that's about it. He can add 10 million products, all which are fulfilled by someone else & available elsewhere at much lower prices.
You sound like an intelligent successful guy not unlike Melvin. You should both team up & become the next PJ & Aaron of the supplement world. You may one day end up on the cover of MDm Flex or Jugs magazines.
Him and that one-eyed troglodyte Halloween freak lived in a trailer whilst said freak were hairdressing to keep them going whilst Goodrum, chronically unemployed and unemployable, chased last places in local Bumfuck 'shows'. Then he got dumped by just about the ugliest thing in existence and now live in rental accomodation aimed at prostitues on a gig or heroin users on their last hit before floating away to the casket. He even talks about his 'office' (coffee tray he fished from a dumpster) and seems to be quite proud of his flatscreen TV. Something me and you and anyone born after 2001 takes for granted like electricity, moves him to start a thread in pride.
But hey, he's 'faking it until he makes it' so play along and marvel at his achievements' :-\
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Re: is this post of the year?
"ps
in my 7 trips to jail I never cried once in my mugshot....."
-avesher
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You're right I did take that POISON prescribed by a white doctor, made by white scientists in a white castle...Then I came to my senses and learned to solve my problems myself vs. turning to a pill. There was no chemical imbalance, it was a Wiggs imbalance. That shit is poison and should be illegal.
at least you realize that. How's the ayahuasca project going on with you?
It's not a priority but if I ever happen to come across DMT or have excess money, I'm off to Peru. I'd never do the ceremony unless under the guidance of a Shaman.
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Re: Pet Peeves
Walking through LAX last week, a million people all looking at their screens...I let a guy walk right into me and he dropped his phone on the floor. I didn't say excuse me or sorry...
I only do this with C and D cups
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Re: got electrocuted
I think the stove is 240 v forgot to shut power before i touched wire felt massive electricty go through my forearm pretty awesome actually
It was one of them wires that connect to the capacitor switch
I use this every time I try to wire/rewire something, a handy and cheap little thing, I'm sure you have one too
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yes non contact detectors, I was drowsy had a few brews in me, God either loves me or I'm becoming one with electricity
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Re: Vince Goodrum's new company.
The question that arises, Melvin Goodrum, is why aren't you still working at Lockheed Martin, Ikon, Altel, etc & moving up the ladder into bigger & better positions?
You've said your goal is to move to the big city to work at a call center & make $35k, & that's certainly a step down from moving up the infrastructure at these prestigious companies.
You are a walking santorum of contradictions Melvin Goodrum. If you weren't so damn lazy, I'd say you had ADHD.....not to be confused with you HDTV or fake PHD.
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This is actually real and not Photoshopped
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So is this ;D
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Re: observing a getbig legend
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Basile vs. Goodrum: Who do you prefer?
Would love to sit between Goodrum and Basile in the movie theatre and share a tub of popcorn.
Something tells me they would be digging toward the bottom of the tub :-X
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Re: Ask Avesher Anything
Josh, have you ever received a rim job?
ah yes Odette S.,,.......it was glorious
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Re: Is Jay Cutler using eye shadow?
In recent pics and videos I've seen it looks like he is :-\
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It's only gay if you use a compactor. Apply your eye shadow in the gym mirror like a man
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^^
Those BBC intellectuals can learn from this TV format..
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Re: Kim Jun Ho - NY Pro winner 202
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Re: genova's message to priest
This is the video, I believe.
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Re: Bon Appétit
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I've been with one midget before and I love how they try to open their little mouth to try to suck cock. It's adorable
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Re: Navy Mike and his girlfriend
Lol. She just looks at me and she get sick to her stomach. She's a beast going on 5 months now of contest dieting and she doesn't get to eat much carbs if any at this point.
To be honest I have zero clue why she's with my ass lol
If you keep thinking like that she soon wont be.
Precisely.
Mike, WTF, dude? Were you just kidding, or are you genuinely worried she'll move on to a "better bodybuilder" if she hangs out with one?
For one, you're plenty good, dude. For another, ANY relationship predicated on looks at the _bodybuilding/contest-shape level_ is so goddamned superficial as to not even bother maintaining. If my fiance was obsessed with me being and retaining Mr. NPC NC, I'd dump her even if I had a lock on that show for the next twenty years.
I imagine we're dealing with a communications failure, so forgive my harshness. I like you and appreciated everything you did leading up to your show. You're like a Jeff McFarland without the retarded stream-of-consciousness posts, crystal meth and weird fascination with Gary Strydom :)
It's true that Navy_Mike lacks the inherent capacity to collect and articulate congeries of rich, and perhaps disconnected, thoughts, but, sadly, soon-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey will be scribbling an incoherent, yet Proustianesque, À la recherche d'une femme perdue. Poor guy.
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Hahaha!
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The photo of goodrum getting sprayed is epic
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Hahaha!
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Double LOL
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Re: Getbig in a nutshell
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Re: who pulls the most (quality) pussy on Getbig?
The currency doesn't matter, it can be converted either way. Only 100?
You're happy for a longstanding trusted member to be sent proof and confirm? There are only a few people here I'd send personal pics to.
Let me go start up my Pc. Wow easy money.
Only $100 yes. I'm cheap what can I say
Not pulling a Groink are you? :-\
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Re: Son seeks boyfriend for his mother
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Where do I sign up?
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a real man has tasted his own sperm
I want a little tribal tat between my ass cheeks.
Getbig's search option is so poor that ron gets subsidy for it.
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well ... here's the doobie step brother . I feel bad they didn't tape me doing freestyle to redeem myself . I sing so bad that the whites wanna trade me to the asians !
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Re: Random pics
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One day you may ;)
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Re: Wikipedia's number one active contributor
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Would love to be those glasses. Sitting on his face would be heaven.
loool, look at his flabby arms crossed in smug defiance. You can just tell that he's been abused so much through the years that he's now impervious to any insult you could possibly throw at him. We should invite him on here.
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Re: Bostin Loyd got a new crib
That drug dealing finally paid off ..
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Over at Facebook
Ariella Giavanna Palumbo
Just moved into our new home !! We are un packing now. Deliveries for our new bed room set and appliances are coming tomorrow. we barely got any sleep but I'm way too excited right now!!
3...2....1
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better angle
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Roelly still squinting like a newborn marsupial, who's eyes haven't opened yet.
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I'll take a minor tax raise just so they can fund the neegul loan program where they must get loaned 3000 dollars for one year and pay back with 100 dollars interest, and if they dont there name and picture goes on the internet and they must do enough community service to make up for the money or go to a work camp jail
Falconometrics at its very best.
Nobel Prize Description:
Visionary, original, and unremittingly humanitarian, Johnny Falcon singlehandedly solved the world-wide neegul problem with the development of the Falcon formula, and then applied it in important, meaningful ways to solve the world's most pressing concerns. He has been awarded the Nobel Prize. Not one to rest on his laurels, Sir Falconbloke OM* devised another insightful model of the Falcon formula with a complex, mathematical algorithm based on the polyhedronal topology of pyramid shits. For this, he has won the coveted Fields Medal. Possessed with a restless energy, Falcon applied this groundbreaking model to persisting problems in world hunger, global mortgages, student loans, and the nefarious consumption of heme iron. Said United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in his Nobel Introduction, "Falconmensh is The Man, yo!"
* As he was referred to by Her Majesty, The Queen, who, drawn irresistibly to brawn AND brain, became his blushing new wife before suffering a fatal diving accident off La Quebrada cliffs in Acapulco during their too brief honeymoon. Having lost love so unexpectedly, Sir Falconbloke OM poured all of his considerable energies back to his work.
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Re: Ray Cutler finally identified!
Look how happy she is to meet Ray and see his huge muscles:
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I like her. She's hot but has enough flaws that make me think I could have a chance.
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Re: "THE FREAK" zack-khan
Just noticed the top hinge on the door in this pic. I look ever so slightly down at that hinge, so this muscled mountain is actually a manlet. He could be a hairless Middle Earth Dwarf.
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Re: steroids is out, titanium is in!
while they bitch about PEDS in mma, the thaifighters moved to the next level
http://fightstate.com/muay-thai-fighter-suspended-for-illegal-titanium-shin-implants-in-chiang-mai/
Muay Thai Fighter Suspended For Illegal Titanium Shin Implants in Chiang Mai
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"hiang Mai, May 22 – Muay Thai fighter Bandasak Chaiyasan was suspended by the World Muay Thai Council today when X-Ray images surfaced showing that he had fought with a titanium shin implant without disclosing it to the athletic commission during a bout on May 16th in Chiang Mai, Thailand. These x-rays emerged just days after his recent victory via headkick KO."
;D ;D
like getting kicked in the head by a thai fighter isnt bad enough the dude is having titanium shin implants :D:D
His implant is no different than Siliva...he had it put in after he snapped his leg.
Hey Vince, is it a Caliber Advanced Prosthetics implant? I suspect not - the X-ray clearly shows that there isn't enough bee pollen in there, but I figured Thai X-ray machines may not do proper beam hardening and result in poor quality radiographs.
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Re: My friend seems to be happiest in his "forever alone/single" life
It doesn't matter if it is my choice or not, I don't have any problem with being alone, in fact I prefer it. I don't see being alone as a negative, but a positive. Being alone is truly a joy, I have never understood why any man would fear it.
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Re: Navy Mike front yard saga?
shizzo once again showing he is a frontrunner for the getbig MVP position.
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Re: Ramy @ 310 three days out ( coach hand off your crotch. )
You lose again. How about this....
Ya gotta admit , IF we were going to have a threesome, having Rammy with us would be pretty sweet.
No HOMO
Jesus. That was just bad Howard.
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Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?
Unlike most getbiggers, Navy Mike is married to a real female . Bonus pts because she's pretty hot as well.
He actually made substantial improvements in his physique and posted pics as proof. Very UN getbig like.
My best contest pics were from a time before the birth of most getbiggers .
The last time I had abs, Basille could still bust a nut and Coach was on his 1st of 7 wives.
But, alas, said pics exposed the secret shame of Navy Mike.
No, it wasn't a recently used vibrating butt plug on the bedroom end table.
It showed a front yard, fit for a Sanford and Son Junk franchise location.
The un mowed blades of grass were longer then Shizzo's pubes.
I think we need a thread devoted to the one shameful aspect of any other wise enviable life.
Navel Mike was just trolling. He stopped in a rough area of town on the way back to his condo, and took pics for getbig.
It's like when phil heath brags about benching 4 plates - on the hammer strength machine - with perfect form :)
Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.
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Re: Thank you denisbiceps
Shizzo, there is no time frame on debts. If Che messaged you 60 years from now and wanted his money, you pay it. Debts never go away.
I publicly asked for his info 5 minutes after the fight. He still had not sent me anything 2 days later. He asked me for the money again ( troll job) and I said send me your info (again) nothing.
Then he claims I ignored his PMs....... He lied. He never sent me any.
It was all designed to make me look bad.
You are lying ,you only asked for my info once , I did PM you my paypal acc , you never answered it, but don't worry Shizzo , now everybody know what kind of person you are.
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Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Jessica Alba's Honest Company Hits $1 Billion Valuation
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the mag estimates Alba's personal net worth at $200 million, putting her above the estimated totals of Rihanna, Jennifer Lawrence, and Katy Perry.
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Re: What Alcohol Does to Your Body, Brain, Heart, and Muscles
Yes and the article left out that alcohol can give a man boobs. So Shizzo is ideal.
Yes, but at least my boobs are real.
#Teamrealracks.
You are not supose to have boobs, you bloody idiot.
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Re: Women and training FAILURE
My mother in law has been doing 'spin classes' 3 x per week for the last three years, and has not changed shape in any way. She is still 20 pounds overweight, but luckily its mostly on her ass and boobs so I will continue to wank in the shower about it.
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Re: Hi, I'm new!
Attn. GetBig: I'm here, I'm queer, and I am ready to make statements.
Yamcha. Out. 8)
Welcome, here's a few tips:
Knoogers not gay but pretends to be
Shizzo's gay but pretends not to be
Wiggs isn't Hebrew but pretends to be
None of us work out but most of us pretend to
HTH
:-*
That sums it up pretty well.
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Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!
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Re: Custom Made 1 of 1 special edition Phil Heath .......
Sneakers for this years Mr Olympia in Las Vegas
k_o.brand_kickasso
1 week ago
All done for 4 Time Mr. Olympia @philheath .. #bodybuilding #pose #fitness
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Probably have a syringe hidden in the heel so you can inject insulin on time, every time.
That way if you look like Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden, it's not cuz you're having an insulin depravation moment, you are Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden.
Or dumb looking like him.
REally?
So I could get a pair made with Basile and Goodrum on them with other getbig popular pics?
Imagine sporting them at some bodybuilding expo...
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Agreed. This is a ridiculous notion.
I enjoy Navy Mike for his seeming to be so forthcoming in his posts, but he's can't possibly be very educated in the language arts.
He is dumb as a brick. That mouth of his is also ridiculous. Very stupid looking individual. Clearly mentally retarded.
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Not quite bunny suit level but definite top tier getbig material
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Chopperider is so short, he takes a drill to the gloryhole to make a lower hole
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I keep finding more photoshops in threads. Makes me wonder what their agenda is? Guys sharing photos behind the scenes to shop and have a laugh at! Schoolboy behaviour if done regularly.
So Booty, what do you say about the title of this thread? Your silence speaks volumes. Change in latitude = change in attitude?
That photoshop of you kneeling and your balls falling out of your shorts is priceless. I laugh everytime. :D As for the title of the thread.... I gave Josh the idea. You see he ported in another thread about his cousin moving to Sydney to live with his Aussie girlfriend and I said that it could be us.
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Re: Im Moving to Australia to live with Booty
If you were bread you would be that soft flour dough bread. You are a racist red neck and absolutely repulsive.
Hahahaha........Not racist or a redneck, sweetheart.
I declined your friendship request on fb. It's bad enough seeing you on gb.
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Re: Random pics
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One of those ducks has a carp sucking it off, can you tell which one?
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Re: RIP - IFBB Pro Feras Saied - 2015 IFBB Cal - 2nd place
You clowns do know that Dubai is not in India, no?!? ???
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We only know what we know and what we know would fill a pamphlet. Dubai...
It's Schmoetopia! It's the land of fapportunity! It's like opening the door to your room at Motel 6 and suddenly finding yourself in Schmoetel 6ex! It's like going into the men's room at the Mirage and Kai is your washroom attendant handing out towels and buckets of ice! It's like going to see Cirque Du Soleil and finding out it's Cirque Du SoGay!
It's like clicking your heels three times and saying, "There no place like No Homo"! ;D
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Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Haha
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Re: so apparently ants like cum
a squirter
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That was the front row of the 2014 Olympia during callouts.
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Re: Another PRO almost kicked the bucket!
Baitollah Abbaspour who won his first pro show last year got realeased from hospital these days after several months in intensive care (almost died due to severe health issues).
Lost some size too (regarding drugs are just the finishing touch etc.)
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Hope he filled out his donor card and left those calves to Dennis Wolf.
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injecting hormones and sucking on multiple dicks at one time is two different things
Getbig taught me there's some overlap.
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Re: Which option would be worst for you?
choose only one between 1 - 5:
1) Girlfriend sees your browsing history
2) live one week in a caravan with Goodrum
3) only water for 2 days. No food.
4) watching 10 hours on Jason Genova videos
5) being oiled up, both are naked, and tied closely to Shizzo's body for 2 hours
2 and 5 are the stuff of phantasmagoric nightmares. They are like you waking inside of a Kafkaesque YMCA steam room, where you're slapped on the behind by a short, pudgy accountant with a red boxing glove in one hand, and the White Towel of Fortune (WTF!) in the other. Feeling the living sting of the uncanny nightmare, you find that you must open one of two doors: an unenviable dilemma with a greased up zugzwang behind each move. There's no way around the choice: it's akin to being forced to journey between the Scylla of Kai’s cock and the Charybdis of Tbombz' ass. Either way, the term 'balls-deep' will apply in one way or another (all homo :-X). Trying to delay the inevitable, you yell out, "Someone get me off of this gay carousel on to Mrs. Navy_Mike!" And then, you must choose.
I'll take 1.
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Re: WYHI - Big Mike Cox style
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I JUST LICKED MY MONITOR!! FOR REAL!
Bahahaha, probably tasted like your previous load of cum all dried up on the monitor, lol...
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Re: Which Getbigger has regressed the most? (please vote ! )
Wiggs is an intelligent guy that's realised he's fast approaching 40 and cannot rise above being a hospital security guard. He didn't like his reality so he invented a new one. Like the proverbial 40yo old leaving the wife and buying a Ferrari. Wiggs doesn't have a wife to leave nor money to buy a car, so now him and his 'people' are lost tribes from the mythical land of Israel, cast out by a jealous God to wander the Earth slinging crack and doing the odd drive-by until the find their way home again.
And that's ok. You're allowed to change a reality you don't like. A few YouTube videos, an obscure book or two and you can do exactly the same!
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DLB
good lord that really could be her lol
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Muscular Development Magazine's current direction
I was at the variety store yesterday leafing through the current Muscular Development. I must say I am pleased with the current look and direction of the magazine. Felt good in my hands. Big improvement over the last decade of bloat. Blechman and friends are doing a fine job. (As is David Pecker over at Flex). I will look for a good deal on a Muscular Development subscription.
yes i too am pleased theyre still in business putting that magazine out there, where as getbig never even tried a magazine always played it safe with this lame msg board... why not put out a glossy magazine with glorious pictures after all ron is a photographer? but no, no... no ambition whatsoever. just upload pictures on the net... where is the artistic ambition here? there is none.
doesnt the work of ironmeister etc belong in a printed edition? of course it does. would rembrandt be happy with a digital painting ? of course not.
What are you talking about???
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Re: How would key events in history be different if Getbiggers were there?
Moses would have came down off Mount Sinai with 10 Weider Principles...
We would all be speaking German right now I will tell you that much.
Teutonic Knight would've told Der Fuerher not to invade Russia, whilst muscleman2013 would've strongly concurred. They would have them high fived, and done side by side back double bis in a show of Slavic-Teutonic cooperation.
one of the 10 commandments would be this:
9. Thou shall not make for yourselves idols carved from plastic, and exchange thine kidneys for it.
Shizzo would have died 2 days after prohibition was enforced.
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Re: RUHL's new ride!
Brand new Bentley, bought for cash - Time for Phil to get a more expensive one 8)
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I never understood the point of expensive cars
When you get behind the wheel of your first lambo you would get it.
Lambo? You couldn't even settle a $100 bet.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Doing squats to build the wheels today!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=620602;image)
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musclecenter, you look sick at your age! (no homo)
:o
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musclecenter, you look sick at your age! (no homo)
:o
Quality striations on those quads (yes schmoe)
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Re: Hello, what's up
You mean your mum didn't have any insurance. Otherwise you would have jumped on them from the start and not wonder about how to find $2000.
Btw, I reported those posts re Blackstone Labs as scam. Did it as a joke but glad to see you were given the boot for it.
Go fuck yourself Basile...my mom's house gets robbed and you want to talk shit. Comments like that is the reason why you'll never get any blue stars, respect, or acceptance.
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musclecenter, you look sick at your age! (no homo)
:o
Thanks,mate
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Quality striations on those quads (yes schmoe)
pic taken months ago (61 years old)
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Thats hot.
THE BEEF
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pic taken months ago (61 years old)
What's your favorite hamstrings exercise?
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Re: Ray Cutler: Poet, hedonist, scholar and bodybuilder.
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Ray is such a huge celebrity there that they let him park right in the gym, what a great man
word is he can stare at the sun and the sun will look away
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Re: tbombz facebook post from today & free religious sermon by MOS!
Tbombz once tried to traverse Meinong's jungle, but got distracted by a troop of bonobos atop of Porphyry's tree before finally mounting Buridan's ass.
Gentlemen, you're spinning your wheels. First, it is accepted that the Love of Christ should recognize no bounds. Even Judas, vilified for centuries, loved Christ so much that he alone among the disciples took on the burden of necessary betrayal. So, the issue at hand naturally leads us to an attempted resolution of the seemingly impossible and most unpleasant. I'm speaking, of course, of the Assbunny Paradox, which is formally presented as a Y/N interrogative. Quaestio: Will Tbombz assfuck for Christ? If the answer is 'No,' his love is not genuine because it recognizes limits (a violation of Matthew 22:37); if the answer is 'Yes,' his love for Christ is not genuine because it violates His laws (Romans 1:26). Neither Godel nor Tarski nor Von Neumann nor Ricky Martin could resolve this perplexing conundrum. Poor pAsstor Tbombz.
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Re: What happened to "The Fappening" thread?
Hope Solo's Mud Flaps were just too disgusting to be on Getbig , those pussy lips could dry up a Charter bus after a wash
and her asshole looks like its been pounded on more then Tbombz
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Re: PHIL HEATH SHUTS DOWN A HATER AND POLISHES SANDOW
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=574580.0;attach=620838;image)
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Re: girlfriend having a few drinks with friends...
women are like monkeys, they swing from tree to tree without letting the first go before they have a firm hold of the next branch / cock...
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Re: body girls thread....... aka babes and barbells.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=573777.0;attach=621300;image)
(http://i.imgur.com/fDK3WzA.jpg)
;D :D
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
My 800 pages & 4th new edition of "Complete Guide To Bodybuilding" is on sale now!
Compare to 3th edition, more than 100 pages were added.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=620877;image)
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Re: If Vince Basile died, who would attend his funeral?
In Australia what's the charge for urinating in public?
For example, in a casket at a funeral.
I would happily offer my services as a pall bearer if the handles on the side of the casket allowed for supination of my biceps.
I unfortunately cannot attend, but I plan on sending an arrangement that resembles the elusive blue stars that he rightfully deserves
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Re: Welcome back DJ181!
Somewhere in Poland, Dj181 is sitting in his dusty room...listening to Pink Floyd's old rubbish songs. He looks at the empty bottles of Superdrol on the floor and says to himself "I'll clean it tomorrow".
The sad black and white poster of Zane is looking down on his tiny silhouette. Miserable and broken DJ gets up from his old cracked chair and pulls out the scales from his closet. He takes a deep breath crosses his fingers…and whispers "170". Then he closes his eyes and steps on the scales. After long moments of wait…he opens one eye and slowly looks down. A shiver goes down his spine and his left hand starts to shake. "167.22 again, this is my 7th cycle this year, damn it!"
At the mid afternoon Douglas finally overcomes himself and decides to visit the kitchen. His mom is sitting at the table and sings weird songs in polish. "Hi mom" he says. "The potato soup is waiting for you darling" she replies heavily. "No thanks mom" he says, and picks mutant mass gainer from the table. "I am here for this bad boy!". 4 scoops as the synthol dude said and a liter of water…"I am going for serious gains mom!" DJ said and smiled.
"What about your kidneys Douglas"…DJ moms said …"the doctor said this fairy powder will kill you one day"…"don’t worry mom" he said while slurping the disgusting extract from his dirty shaker. All bodybuilders die soon or a later, DJ knew it and he could take this burden like a real man.
In the memory of DJ181.
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Re: GH15 - Who is he? Is he a pro? Why believe him?
Since gh15 isn't a member of this forum anymore and he did have a "thing" for putting out rewards for his detractors, I will add this....
Craig Soubliere is reported to be from Ormond Beach, Florida.
All of gh15's IPs trace back to Ormond Beach, Florida.
Going only by IP/Location, it could be the same guy.
"1"
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Re: The straightest Kevin Levrone guest posing ever
Or Gayest
I don't care what anybody says, no man has ever looked better
E
Good ol' Earl. Stand by your man.
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Thanks for all the homo guys ;D
Army of One oh brother, you are a bitter sad man :D Where on earth do you get the idea that I am not the 'Original BigCyp' I even posted a picture with a post it note on my head, with something written on it that Princess L specifically requested - what more do I need to do, come round and fuck your mum again with a post it on my cock?
Breakfast of Champions
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Re: Do you have anyone to talk to?
I find it easier just to live in denial.
I put up posters of famous bodybuilders on my walls and they've almost become like dear friends to me.
Some days I turn to them for support and we end up talking for hours.
Fuck me! When did this place become a festering ball of oestrogen? Please, let's get back to talking about Phil Heath's lack of width, Piana's wig or some good old racism.
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Re: If Getbig had an official fragrance, what would it be called?
My choice.
(http://s21.postimg.org/u58f6qq7r/No_Homo.jpg)
TERMITE....for men who enjoy wood in their mouth.
Just Pulled Out
Eau de Schmoe
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Re: WINNING!!!
That's all I got to say today..... ;D
Planning on proposing to Vissy?
He's with someone else. I'm playing Assassin's Creed.
It's amazing what you get when you type in Melvin Goodrum on the internets.
(http://s2.postimg.org/xy5cvd3bd/Ass_creed_iv_black_fag_a_gay_parody_of_assassin.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
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;D
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Re: Getbigger Has No Idea Friends Think of Him To Keep Their Lives In Perspective
Friends and coworkers of local bodybuilder Vince Goodrum confirmed Wednesday that whenever they feel discouraged or depressed, they need only think of their 38-year-old acquaintance to put everything back into perspective, a fact to which Vince, by all accounts, remains completely oblivious.
According to sources, Vince is unaware that each of his friends bring his burnt-to-a-crisp visage to mind when facing personal obstacles, relationship troubles, or a general sense of dissatisfaction with their lives, using the unmarried, trailer-dwelling troglodyte as a valuable reminder that they should be grateful for what they have.
“If I have a rough day at work, or my girl and I get into a fight, I can always take a step back and be thankful that I’m not in Vince's shoes,” longtime getbigger Chaos said of Vince, who reportedly lives by himself, eats Ramen noodles with mayonnaise every night, and spends his weekends collecting coupons. “It really helps put my problems into context. All I have to do is PM him and listen to him talk about the latest Caliber Nutrition product -- fermented goat jizz for massive gainz or some such -- or some new digital currency investment scheme he read about online, and I realize that I’m actually in pretty good shape.”
“Just thinking about Vince helps me remember how truly lucky I am,” Chaos continued.
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As verified by multiple sources, with his dead-end careers, lack of personal interests, and the frequency with which he still photographs himself shirtless in a delusional stupor, Vince has for numerous years unknowingly enhanced the self-esteem of almost everyone who knows him. Indeed, Vince's acquaintances claimed that frustrations and anxieties concerning their own financial woes, health issues, and other difficulties invariably melt away simply by picturing Vince sitting in his unadorned trailer, getting anally gaped by a cross-eyed cross dresser of peace.
“I’ve had days where I feel just about ready to give up, but all it takes to get out of my funk is for Vince to show up with that faint old cheese odor and herpes sores of his, take out a stack of 5% off coupons out of his trench coat pocket, and spend an hour in line figuring out how he'll afford the groceries, and I feel a lot better about myself,” said local resident Fitness Frenzy, who explained that taking a few seconds to consider Vince's day-to-day existence has helped him surmount dozens of periods of despondency and self-doubt.
When reached for comment, Vince told reporters that while he’s endured his share of difficulties in recent years, he appreciates having so many people in his social circle who take an active interest in his life.
“My friends are really amazing; they make a big effort to keep in touch. I usually get a call or PM from them at least once a day, and they’re always really interested to hear me talk about my new bee pollen formula or latest competition plans. I can talk about whatever’s going on in my life with them, which is great.”
Syntaxmachine!!! ;D ;D
Talking, psychotropic, and electroconvulsive treatments have nothing on "The Feel-Goodrum" – the ultimate therapy for all manner of unpleasant blues.
To wit: Getbiggers no doubt have in mind how the awesome power of The Feel-Goodrum was expressed by Michel Foucault (who died of "Tbombz' Disease") in his memorable rendering of Robert-François Damiens' (aka 'Damiens the regicide') execution in Discipline and Punish. Recall that Damiens felt compelled to make a formal apology (une amende honorable) to make up for his crime of trying to kill King Louis XV. Soon after the public apology, Damiens' flesh was stripped bit by bit with red-hot pincers, molten lead and boiling oil were poured into his open wounds, and he was to be quartered by horses, but, new to the task of the grand guignol, they failed. Subsequently, Damiens' arms and legs were hacked at their joints to make the horses' jobs easier. Before the merciful coup de grâce, a clergyman was called from the crowd to offer solace to the tortured man. Damiens, a torn and bloody mess, but still conscious, whispered to the priest, "Father, at least I'm not Goodrum." Legend has it that a wide smile was last seen on his face before the horses tore him apart.
"Standing before the gallows, with only a few seconds of life left before him, Sidney Carton said, "It is a far, far better thing not to be Goodrum." – from Charles Dickens, Goodrum's Side-Chest: A Tale of Two-Titties, p. 329.
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I got my haircut by a milf this morning. I put my two fingers out, resting my hand upside down on my knee. Not sure if she knew it was my fingers she was grinding on, but it was nice.
:)
I get a boner when I'm getting a haircut all the time. Makes the dude mad uncomfortable.
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Re: What is your net worth?
I've put all my funds into a white towel venture in Uganda. will let you know how that goes.
It's easy to talk the talk.
I actually went to Uganda a couple of months back and fulfilled my lifelong ambition.
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Hahaha I hated that fucking car.
Well at least the handwriting still matches the 'BigCyp imposter' ;D
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Hahaha I hated that fucking car.
Well at least the handwriting still matches the 'BigCyp imposter' ;D
What was wrong with it?
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What was wrong with it?
Bought it for the wife, who kept going on about her friend's A4. So I traded in a beautiful black E Class, and got her the A4 Black edition in the picture. It's not a horrible car, but the interior feautures, the space inside the car, added extras etc were a massive downgrade.
Within 6 months the Mrs was moaning that she really misses how 'classy' her Merc was compared to the A4 so I picked her up a new C Class instead (I'm sure I posted a picture of the C Class in the pic thread on the UK Board).
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(I'm sure I posted a picture of the C Class in the pic thread on the UK Board).
You did, but we were more interested in your Mrs arse in tight jeans walking by the car.
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You did, but we were more interested in your Mrs arse in tight jeans walking by the car.
Parker would be more interested in the car.
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Re: training with mister o...
(http://s3.postimg.org/gsw1nbg03/mikeohearnas.jpg)
Is that Mike's "girlfriend"?
No that's actually Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think a lot of people are making this assumption because he's holding the leashed dog.
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Re: Has Getbig changed your daily life?
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FAIL
The name of your upcoming autobiography?
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Quoting yourself here is double fail
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Re: Getbigger Scott Storch is broke has a $100 bucks in cash left
You see this more in the last several decades because now people who aren't necessarily very smart are becoming millionaires pretty much overnight.
It used to be that only smart businessmen became very wealthy, and it was usually a slow process. And they generally taught their offspring how to handle such wealth. Of course there have always been "idiot sons".
Nowadays, you have kids just out of high school signing multi-million dollar contracts to play ball, plus endorsements, etc. As we all know it often doesn't end well. That goes for various professions in the "entertainment" industries as well.
http://www.wyattresearch.com/article/five-reasons-professional-athletes-go-broke/ (http://www.wyattresearch.com/article/five-reasons-professional-athletes-go-broke/)
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Re: training with mister o...
Thanks FF.
Making this list is the Getbig equivalent of being on Oscar Schindler's list.
I'm honored.
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Quoting yourself here is double fail
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Thanks FF.
Making this list is the Getbig equivalent of being on Oscar Schindler's list.
I'm honored.
I only continue posting in this thread because of all the positive feedback I get from you guys. If you didn't like this thread, I wouldn't bother.
I also try to be as objective and non-biased as I can, and I will add posts from Shizzo, Basile, Goodrum or whoever has made a good, interesting or funny post. :)
DroppingPlates also makes a lot of solid contributions to this thread.
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;D
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Re: JP Fux looking healthy
Would still score well in clubs.
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The IFBB reaper will return to claim a kidney at least. Broken knees aren't enough.
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Re: Has Getbig changed your daily life?
I was straight before........now, I don't know.
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I only continue posting in this thread because of all the positive feedback I get from you guys. If you didn't like this thread, I wouldn't bother.
I also try to be as objective and non-biased as I can, and I will add posts from Shizzo, Basile, Goodrum or whoever has made a good, interesting or funny post. :)
DroppingPlates also makes a lot of solid contributions to this thread.
I check this thread all the time. I find gold in here that I would miss otherwise.
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What are you talking about? I merely post my opinions here. I have done more in the industry than anyone else who posts here. Champion, gym owner, equipment inventor and manufacturer, theorist, writer, photographer, judge, bodybuilding organisation, weightlifter, power lifter, pinch grip champion, Internet warrior. There you are.
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Re: had two bad workouts in a row
i dont know what a bad workout means.
I don't know what a workout means.
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Hello Walter. I'm back. How was your Memorial day? Since Waimanalo Beach was recently voted the number one beach in the world, and I'm just about 25 minutes away, how could I resist? I had hope to take a few minutes out of my day to bully you around a bit but I forgot all about you. I apologize.
I can see that you had another fulfilling day on GetBig. Carpe Diem, brother. Carpe Diem. Living life to the fullest in front of your computer.
I at least hope that by giving you a break from the daily bitch slapping I give you freed up some time for you to catch up on your kiddie porn. I expect some more of your imaginative and well thought out gay sex fantasies from you in the future.
Aren't you the lost, elderly weirdo who disappeared to some creepy drug cult a while back?
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Re: Bodybuilder Peter Putnam in Uganda
Some Getbiggers get to live the dream and travel to Uganda:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152500169555813&set=a.463879320812.261552.628245812&type=1&theater
Lock up the Ugandan women, for Peter has a wandering eye.
That's the solution to undereducation and malnutrition: a roided American with no back flexing his biceps.
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Re: vince goodrum- non-sexual?
Just another day for the Getbig floatsam to rip on our resident entrepreneurial genius Melvin. How can one forget the day when Keith exposed Melvin as a gay man in love with another bloke who calls himself Queen Vissy? Lucky for me I maintain a scrapbook dedicated entirely to Melvin that's about 6000 pages thick and therefore, won't forget any trivial detail about him.
Where is Melvin and why isn't he defending himself here? Guess he must be working on another business venture to add to the long string of ventures he's started over the years. Maybe someone should tell him making a business thrive is not as easy as getting a fake Doctorate from an online theological college that hands out such accolades to blokes like him for a small price.
I could say more, but I've got a stranger's funeral to crash in a couple of hours. Someone please post a B&W pic of the 3 stooges for me.
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Re: Getbig Ownings
Shizzo owned us all when he wasn't actually dead. Some companies actually have a minimum cancellation period for party bookings.
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Re: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape
I did this shit from 17 to 25 years old
When id go to the beach it would be one meal a day after a workout usually bike cardio light weight high reps 7 days a week then a buffet meal at golden corral usually 6 fried chicken breasts salad , fruit and some cookies .... black coffee all day. Id walk all day getting numbers fucking at least one girl a day, only sat down if i was in some random hotel room with a hoe
why did you stop?
I lived the life of a legend now its time to get serious
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HOOKERS....WHY IS IT NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
If you look on Backpage or if you live in Pasco County Florida, you see hooker. Some crachwhores some "upscale". But it seems that society frowns upon men seeing these women for their services. In Vegas, you can find them at clubs, hotels and at brothels. If a dude goes and bangs a whore and its not hurting anyone, what's the problem? Please explain it to me like im a 5 yr old!
URBAN MEYER FOR PRESIDENT 2016
You need a girlfriend. U spend too much time online looking at vids & pics of women.
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To be honest, I view Big Mike Cox as pretty vile and disgusting. Can you imagine what his place/apartment looks like. Its probably the type of place that is filled with smoke and cigarettes and joints laying around. Probably dishes laying everywhere and a god awful smell in his apartment. His place probably has a greasy, moldy smell look to it.
LMAO!!!! Sooooo, im assuming you're not going to let me cuck you with your girlfriend? and I don't smoke joints, I use a bong or water pipe
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im not a believer in jesus, never saw him, but why would similar stories from other cultures refute jesus? that would only strengthen his story in my eyes. totally different cultures coming to a very similar story ?? how does that happen, if they are related in some way?
just wondering.. you dont believe the actual person jesus christ ever lived, or you just dont believe that he was "magical" and the son of god?
on a woman, i wouldnt eat a hairy pussy cuz thats just grosse ;D but i like to fuck a hairy pussy, especially when ive got a bush of pubes above my dick, rubbing pubes is always nice. :o :P
on a man, love hair on the chest, abs, legs, jaw... dont like mustaches tho.
she was crying because she was experiencing a whole lot of pain in her ass, not because she was humiliated.
well, i do like getting fucked :D
Love shrooms. Spritual drug like no other
dude, make your wife tell you how much she loves it. make her scream your name, call you daddy. moan on your dick. pull her hair and make her say "i am" when you ask "whose my bitch??" or "whose daddy's little slut?". make her shower you with desperation, make her your slave and make her love it. abuse her. thats what she wants, and thats what you want. if ur both honest with urselves. :D just keep the abuse to the bedroom :P
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Big Mike was the type of guy who was fun to hang around in high school but never really got to grow up. He is similar to Howard in personality, except Howard has a normal job and is slightly depressed and suicidal.
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Re: Sandow sold on Ebay bought by Aaron Singerman
Sitting on Aaron Singerman's kitchen table now.
(http://s27.postimg.org/6egdn49tv/sandowaaron.jpg)
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5087/5264523984_048cab8d2b_b.jpg)
"The good news is I had an expert come in, and look at it, and it's real. The bad news is that if I buy it, I've got to wait for the right guy to come along and buy it. And in the meantime, I've to have Chumlee come around and shoe the schmoes away, and dust off the jizz and fingerprints. Tell you what, I can go $350, a night at the Mirage, and any Swatch you want from the case over there....".
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Re: Facebook demoting men
I don't understand facebook. The first time I signed up, I friend requested my whole family/colleagues/friends and got about 200 people added. I uploaded a picture of Dorian's glutes as my first post and in the box where it says "What's on your mind" I just wrote "These shredded buns" and everyone got really awkward with me when I saw them at family bbq's etc. So now I don't write exactly what's on my mind, but what I think should be on my mind to get more likes and comments.
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Re: Branch Warren vs The Situation
(http://i.imgur.com/uZiBn9R.jpg)
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Re: Facebook demoting men
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Re: If Basile didn't invent bodybuilding
What would you do :
- play domino or ping pong, practice oily arabs wrestling or ........................ ................???. :)
Leopoldo PM Baby Dianobol is fucked :'( invent "Havana" Mercedes driving Congo babymama and six "gold" album. No recording in Castro Cuba so....... ???
Nibiru Milton invent Planet X apocalypse but Yeshua save Ysrael "Hebrew" in Battles Royale with "demons" alien hahahahahahaha
"Vince" Basil (an fat Roz :P) in Manly Beach "penthouse" invent Bondi outdoor gym blue stars with hypertrophy "theorys" of King Arnold "rape" babysiter is accesery to crime,,, but no Zane, Robert Nailon, Paul Graham's report Sydney NSW Police so............. 8)
:D ;D
Liars, huh?
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Re: Foreign getbiggers
The highlight of my countrys yearly celebration is when we send rockets over the boarder and play loud in the speakers britneys ooops i did it again
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Great photoshops in here. ;D
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I know its from a topic in 2011 but I miss my friend and he was the probably the smartest man I know. And the funniest.
arab muslime scum. Perhaps the only thing filthier than a muslime is a person that would sell themselves as sex objects to a muslime.
Fuck islime.
fucK christianitY
I'm an atheist you shitty little muslime fag. Fuck the queeron, homohammed and all of you that bob for balls five times a day on your cum carpets pointed toward mucca. You scrotum sniffing turbaned turdburglar. Keep posting your fag photos for allah the fellah as witness of your being a total lover of male dirt stars.
You're over your head, sfb. Now run along or I shall taunt you again. FTN.
Best Reeves post yet. queeron ;D
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I know its from a topic in 2011 but I miss my friend and he was the probably the smartest man I know. And the funniest.
Monty Python fan, I see.
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Monty Python fan, I see.
Yup. British "humour" may be too dry for some but at least it ain't "humid"! ;D
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Yup. British "humour" may be too dry for some but at least it ain't "humid"! ;D
Funniest shit ever.
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i hate monty python
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Noted.
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i hate monty python
That's not a problem but you can't beat a Norwegian Blue, ya know. ;D
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I know its from a topic in 2011 but I miss my friend and he was the probably the smartest man I know. And the funniest.
PIP Reeves, I remember his sharp-minded posts
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I know its from a topic in 2011 but I miss my friend and he was the probably the smartest man I know. And the funniest.
Did you know him personally or just here?
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Re: 2015 Olympia - Predictions on the Mr. Olympia
Essa Obiad 10 weeks out
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By the Butt of the Buddha, what a bloated mess.
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Did you know him personally or just here?
We were friends but he ran in a totally different circle than I could ever aspire to. He and my mom taught me to write/compose but I am no match for him in so many ways, LOL!
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i hate monty python
^^
You have to watch it after enjoying some 420, without that it isn't the same...
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You have to watch it after enjoying some 420, without that it isn't the same...
No, not at all. You're confusing smart comedy with some abstract psychedelic bullshit like Eraserhead, Fear and Loathing, Into the Void, The Wall, etc. More visceral stuff.
In fact, Grail has way too much subtlety and nuance to fully appreciate stoned. All Gilliam's films are fairly sophisticated that way (except maybe Time Bandits).
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Lol! How does Adam (true adonis) support himself? No one could take him seriously.
He is one odd fucker . . . In a thread about boots board members wear, he posted a pic of these. He claim to restore vintage leathers for a living. There is a posted pic of he and his girlfriend Jessabelle walking two fruity dogs, he claims to have owned many exotic automobiles ( lotus was mentioned,) wrote endless stories of his Grandfather ( in the 2nd person ) and now this claim to carry a fruity gun. He has spent his time trying to cultivate an image as a gentile southern gentleman when in fact he is just a nazi cross dresser ( there are pics.)
Unreal.
TB
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Re: pm question re Goodrum and his mate.
Unless I decide to re-enlist in the Army, I won't be visiting anytime soon. But they would problaby hang you first after looking at you. With that ponytail of yours and your lilly white ass, you'd be strung up first.
BTW, Blacks and Arabs usually get along since we're next door neighbors. I actually plan to visit Bahrain and Dubai next year.
we wont see you back :'(
Nobody would mess with me in those countries.
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.
reading this using the wifi in my Lear jet
Big deal...I've got the same reaction from older men bending over in the gym sauna ;)
Did somebody say "ass"?
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
BMC & Kwon would be off the charts..
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Woman's Butt Implants Explode while doing squats at gym
Serena Beuford, 27, was working out for an Instagram video when she heard a loud pop. Soon after, she fell to the floor screaming in agony... saying that her butt was gone. According to Beuford's sister Jackie, Serena had visited an unlicensed clinic to get a 64-inch bottom. She said her sister wanted to become famous on Instagram. That clinic is now under investigation. Doctors said Beuford will require extensive medical procedures to repair the damage caused by the implants. The eruption of her implants caused severe damage to her rectum, colon, and lower intestines.
http://www.news4sanantonio.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/Woman-39-s-butt-implants-explode-while-doing-squats-at-gym-161998.shtml
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
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Re: Phil Heat gone nuts!
So Phil Heath knows the future and says that he will win his 5th Sandow?
So he's some type of Nostrildomus, huh?
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;D
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Re: apples and oranges...
;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=576026.0;attach=627466;image)
Schmoe alert.
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Re: Matt Kroc comes out as Trans gender...??
It went under the radar a bit here, but my best mate came out as transgender to me a few weeks back. Crazy shit for sure.
It must feel awkward to give 'her' a 'bro' hug
It's all kinds of awkward. He isn't dressing as a woman full time yet, but I have always treated all people equally so when he comes round for a beer I get him to do the dishes and ironing etc.
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Re: Matt Kroc comes out as Trans gender...??
;D
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Re: music today................... ..
You gotta get yourself an mp3 player. Gym music is just too distracting it's so bad, I get mad but not mad in the good way, just mad it's so terrible and girly.
Mp3 player will save you from this madness. Or fuck it... Just bring a portable CD player, not do dogpile the jokes, but I'm sure at you're age, you don't give a shit, lol!
I used a mini disc player for the longest time, loved that thing.
What is this MP3 player you speak of? Are you in possession of a time machine allowing you to access future technologies? Please tell us more!
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Re: "el chapo" finally arrested
To a cocksucking loser like you, yep..
meet me buddy. I'm in southern California... not too hard to find, either.
feel free to PM me your phone number.
you know there's free apps like TextFree or Pringer for smartphones... so your coward-ass doesn't even need to use your own number.
i'll be waiting.... actually, I won't be waiting. because I know your bitch ass won't do a damn thing and you know deep down.. hell, not even deep down, it's right on the surface, that if you were dumb enough to meet up and call me a "cocksucking loser" to my face, getbig would never 'hear' from you sissy ass again.... or maybe they would, when they all get a good laugh outta seeing you on spankwire getting buttfucked by one of my 380lb clients/customers in exchange for a few kits of serostim. bitch.
kind regards, punk bitch. pm me.
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LOL. The last time I showed someone some bodybuilding photos was Vince Gironda in October 1968 at his gym. I had some photos developed of Arnold. So Vince tells me to fetch them from my car. When I did he said, "Hey, here's a guy who carries photos of guys in his wallet!" Vince was impressed with his own wit so he repeated what he said but louder so everyone in the gym could hear. For some reason I instantly disliked the guy and never showed photos of blokes to anyone since!
I still look big enough so don't have to resort to old photos to impress muscleheads.
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The thread that keeps on giving! ;D
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Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Staying positive is one of the hardest fights !
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Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
I made that gif :)
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I made that gif :)
Haha, nice one
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Re: Size (fat) acceptance?!?!?
What a dream job, being able to browse fatties all day and delete them hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!!!!! Shame I can't delete my wife :-\ Only joking, she wouldn't fit in the windows recycling bin
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Re: Contest day
Reresenting getbig
Color ready (Pro Tan)
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Which swimming contest are you attending?
What is the contest? The most anorectic man in Romania?
Is this an illegal immigrant just got off a dingy? Looks like he has been out at sea surviving on rainwater and seagull shit for 8 weeks.
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Re: What song do you want played at your funeral?
I'm going to have the Tetris theme music played at my funeral, just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground.
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
I did not know that the bunny suit had a hole in the ass until I posted it on getbig and it was pointed out to me.
I had even posted it on my facebook. I did not know it had a hole there.
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tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
Don'ts...
1) don't waste your life focusing on your """physique"""
2) don't waste your days by eating a million pre-made, itemized, specific meals.
3) don't waste your workouts by getting fancy.
Do's....
1) do enjoy your life, be comfortable in your own skin, seek God/truth/spirituality... (find Him in Jesus)
2) do eat like a normal person. the only difference I would say is to make sure to eat a decent portion of meat each day.
3) do basic exercises. pushups, pull ups, sprints.
Tbombz:
Steals from parents, takes recreational drugs, lies, cheats, unprotected sex, promiscuous sex, takes steroids, etc.
Gives advice to other people.
Oh, the irony. :D :D
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Re: 2015 - Year of Glory
I think you mean 2015 - Year of the glory hole
Seems you bounced back after your supposed baby died.
Say this to my face and see what happenes you degenerate homosexual
You won't even show your face on here. Your kid supposedly died and the next day your narcissistic skinny ass is bragging about himself and girlfriends. Blow me. You deserve NO respect and those that give it to you can blow me too.
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TRULY INDEED
i went to her when she was standing outside a club
and i say without much introduction
WHERE IS YOUR MAN?
and she said "i dont have a man"
i said "i dont have a woman, how interesting, let's go inside and dance"
she said ok
and we danced and she groped my arms, i could tell she was studying my bicep veins as she sat down next to me holding my arm
this is when i smiled ear to ear
telling myself
LIVING THE DREAM HALO LIVING THE DREAM
later she asked where i live, she was disappointed it was a 20 km away as teenagers have small minds since they think in terms of walking on foot and public transportation
i said dont worry it's just a 15 minute smooth ride in my merc, women love merc
she thought i was joking
later when we were in parking area and i remote opened my car and the lights blared on she was all mine
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Re: 24 Hours--My BLUNT Thread
look junior lets get this shit straight in the open.
I take over that land in the spring. I am absolutely gone 80-90% of the time when that happens. My online time will be gone, as it has started already with the garbaging of all my social media. I have less than zero interest in meeting you in person. A loudmouth hard drug using drinking arrogant twat who thinks he is "solid" and the big man? Cmon, lets be real. Im as straight up as anyone, other than stringing you along for $$$$. Now its time to say see you, theres no interest or use on my end to talking to you. You have no added benefit to my life. Accept it, move on blah blah. And learn to be unemotional. I am really getting good at it, and by spring will have it to a science.
get over yourself
I own your mind.
I control you.
You belong to me.
Simmer down
and make me a cup of tea, milk, 2 sugars
:o
anyways, youre trying to be funny but obviously arent at all
I honestly would have never strung you if you had been real, told the truth, not been a wanna be gangster (the worst part of it), and not been such a pussy.
you think I am joking and that you will contact me on viber and all will be good,....no man, not this time. Plus my forum is now closed as you will see. Youre friendless joon.
You notice there was a highly supported thread to bring me back here, but not for you. People only wanted you gone. think about it. People dont respect a bullshitter, a wanna be, a pussy. People respect the truth
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Re: Random Bodybuilding Pics
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nice shoes of 2 different colours :D
A symbol for bisexuals?
Perhaps. Wonder what he charges for house cleaning.
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Re: three week transformation
I start on Monday
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don't upload any face pics please
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ya Gee, cause ya, he's a real person,.........ya I had nothing to do with it.
oh btw
Joon asked me to ask you to add him back to viber.
Joon needs to realize its not a joke
I genuinely dont like and never did like him
it was all a play for money. Anyone who uses hard drugs will always get the shitty end of the deal with me
I also dont believe he should own a dog. No drug user should own animals
he can die in a puddle of his own vomit for all i care
Gee would put you in a coffin within 5 minutes if you ever disrespect him to his face.
Trust me he is very real.
Your opinion is of no consequence to me, don't like me don't talk to me and fuck off.
Your boring.
Gee wouldnt put ice cream in a cone cause he isnt real
I'll start a gofund me page for you to do an overdose and die. Not like anyone likes you anyways.
Youre just a solid candidate to easily get money from. I got more than I thought from you, that 500 I got when Bella took you for a ride is in there too.
We laughed at you many times, as our conversations showed.
youre so gullible and stupid. Go stick your fake gangster gee's cock in your mouth
Listen, you are completely wrong about him, absolutely wrong....booty is wrong as well.
Answer me this.
Did he or did he not offer to call you on the phone private number, yes or no?
You refused to take his call. I have spoken with him several times.
He always had your back over the years and u sold him out and started snooping on his and other people's pm's on your site.
I thought u were remotely intelligent but the more I think about it I realize you are actually pretty stupid person sometimes.
How can someone be "fake" or a "gimmick" when their shit is a matter of public record???
It's like me saying John Gotti is a gimmick....lmfao.
If I wanna do drugs, il do drugs, my business, my life...nothing to do with you...doesn't concern you. I only smoke weed these days anyway.
And lets not forget you used to take steroids so stop being a hypocrite.
Tu Holmes was kind and gracious enough to send you a laptop when u needed it.
Were you taking him for a ride as well???
How about Alex and all the help he has given you over the years. U went spastic on Alex few weeks ago cos "he was drinking too much" ...oh brother.... and he told me you were acting up and pissing him off..not everyone is T total like you or has your issues and is allowed to enjoy life, have friends and be social.
I asked you not to out simons info, u did anyway.
I asked you not to disrespect Gee or fuck with him, u did anyway.
You are acting up again, snap out it. If it makes you happy to think you are taking me for a ride so be it.
You know what I would gladly help you out again if you needed it.
Cos I am not a vindictive dick like you when ur are in one of your bi polar moods and look I understand u can't help it.
Not being patronizing or disrespectful to you at all, I take mental health issues seriously as you very well know and had to deal with the same shit u are pulling off with Sarah for many years.
So snap out it, I am not going to fight with you. I have no interest and I won't even mention your name when u are not allowed to post, cos I ain't a dick like that or a Shizzo.
Apologize to me when u are ready and that will be the end of it and if not, no problem it doesn't bother me either.
But in all seriousness you absolutely owe Gee an apology.
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Getbig weekly news video
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Re: Josh says bye for now
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Re: Getbig poems
O the grand old life of Coach
Who shouts, while men lift weights
He makes them squat
Past 90 degrees
So he can talk with them
face to face.
Cleanest Natural
Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.
Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.
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Re: Getbig poems
There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee
He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,
But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.
Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.
So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.
Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!
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Re: Who said that HITLER did not die in the Berlin bunker in April 1945
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thats my body ^^
seriously?
post the original photo then :D
Original was on my Jewbook a while ago but they must have removed the post. Heres from the same photo shoot, note the same abs,bike,R rune around my neck.
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Re: Welcome To My 24 Hours
awww soo cute, sleepy time, dada come change your nappy soon.
tomorrow i go to boots and buy big box of giant sized pampers.
I will wear it all day long dreading when I will shit myself next time u make a threat
I shan't sleep tonight thinking about it
or tomorrow, I am finished.
You finished me josh.
Your a killer
Champ
U the daddy
xx
how come now that im on you talk like a bitch?
how come you arent such a hard talker against me, slandering me?
hey? whats wrong?
how come we never see you post stuff with a friend, only hookers or construction workers
you have no fucking friends. You sit alone and drink and do drugs
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Re: Megayacht for bodybuilder?
being poor sucks :'(
actually it's being you that sucks.
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Re: Stock Market Crash - No thread on today's stock market crash?
The first place I go for all my investing advice is getbig.com. It's free and usually spot on. Thanks!!
It's well known that financial site and experts in the field revere GB as the "go to" when the market gets rough. Plus, you can see some oiled up men in thongs as a little "bonus" for the non schmoes out there.
Serious question...do you think the drop in the market has anything to do with the Olympia coming up in a month? Heath could win, but Kai is knocking at the door...then you have Ramy...the wildcard. Certainly this has to play on the mind of investors everywhere. Unnecessary nerves may have led to abrasive trading trends, resulting in a hit on the market. I'm predicting the market goes up 1500 points, once the Olympia takes place. I would go long on posing oil stocks and a moderate hold on insulin labs.
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Bodybuilding is a lifestyle....where you have to make a living renting yourself to schmoes and pimping bogus Fart powders to self-conscious fatherless/impressionable teenagers all while hiding, downplaying and lying about steroid/hgh/insulin use.
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Re: Random pics
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Re: Without Prejudice: Offical Legal Statment Regarding Case Against BigMc
Without Prejudice and Strictly Off The Record
I am limited in what I can say here legally, but I just want to give you a quick update so we are quite clear on the matter of me posting on this forum from now on and specifically in relation to any comments, direct or indirect communications construed to be had in regards to Bigmc
As I stated on another forum a few days ago I would be making an offical legal statement regarding this matter just as soon as my account got reinstated on Getbig after I sought further legal advice from my laywers that it was ok to do so.
Against their advice I am making this statement as matter of principal because while I believe it may not be in my best legal interest to do so I believe that morally it is the right thing to do, so you know the truth of what an idividual you are dealing with here.
On Tuesday 25th August at approximately between 3.30 to 4.00pm I recieved knock on my door by an idividual who I had previously met and knew from Getbig.com internet forums known to me as Bigmc or by his real name which I won't mention on here. I had not been expecting this visit and nor had he been invited to my property. He proceeded to threaten me and verbally abuse me in and etremely aggresive manner in relation to some comment I had made on this board which he did not like. He then threatened to kill me if I made any such futher comments about him and also threatened members of my family and caused me ridicule and embarrasment in front of my neighbours and workers who were there and witnesses. There is also some video evidence which I shall post shortly. He is also a well known steroid abuser.
After I asked him several times to leave me and my property he refused and pushed me in my chest and assulted me.
This matter was reported to the Metropolitan Police and crime reference number obtained and I have instructed my Solitictors Wallace LLP of Mayfair to also take civil action against Bigmc and no stone will be left unturned in this matter.
No one should be allowed to get away with this kind of appaling behaviour and he has a history it seems in this kind of thing.
Bigmc made a post recently stating that he had been questioned by the police regarding this incident yet further started abusing me here verbally, defaming me and bringing my character into disrepute.
I will be posting some video evidence as Bigmc was leaving my property which has also been forwarded to the Metropolitan Police as well as CCTV footage.
I wish to have absolutely no communication with Bigmc direclty or indirectly and will only answers questions where it is permissibale for me to do so.
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Re: Is dropping plates really a bad guy?
I've heard awful things about him somebody care to clarify?
His unrelenting love for thick yet athletic female asses, only matched by Kwon's, is all you need to know to be convinced he's a true humanist, a Desiderius Erasmus's spiritual heir, a Renaissance man if you prefer. And maybe an uncrowned Mr Olympia.
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LOL, I'm honored!
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Re: Random pics
lmfao ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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My IQ dropped four points reading some of the replies in this thread. Now I'm at 81. Thanks guys.
Click on Joon threads and you'll be in the teens in no time.
Lol, I bet Pellius is in the teens all the time.
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Re: News Reporter and Cameraman shot and killed in Virginia on live tv interview
i find it very strange a black man would get up that early in the morning to get any kind of job done
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Re: Just had my first Chicago style pizza from Gino's East Chicago Pizzeria!!!
I heard so much about the amazing, flaky crust and the sweet, delicious sauce and the thick layer of cheese and savory meats piled high.
LOL!! ::)
It was garbage. Now, if you like a "pizza crust" that is essentially stale Bisquik biscuit mix that is 3 inches tall and and 2 inches thick you're in luck!! If you enjoy an extra thick pizza sauce with huge chunks of vegetables then you're in luck!!
I heard so much about the cheese volume, but I found the "pizza" to lack cheese. Plus, I'm not a canadian bacon or salami fan so I didn't like the meats; plus, the sausage used had no flavor. Further the volume of "piled high meats" was basically lacking....it was all stale biscuit and chunky sauce. :P :P :P :-X :-X :-X
All in all, it was a huge, stale biscuit topped with too little mozz cheese that was heavy on deli meats I don't enjoy and the equivalent of an extra, chunky italian salsa as "pizza sauce". :P :P :P :-X :-X :-X
All that and it took 1.5 hours to make!
If that is real Chicago pizza that people are "raving about" then people are flat out stupid LOL.
Make mine NY style pizza forever!!
Whats the best pizza place near the Magnificent Mile that won't cut into my $800 Porsche lease payment?
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Getbig loves iMeister 8)
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Re: Yami
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So which UG's are popular in North Korea?
pyongyan lab, chink pharma, cihng chong tiger just to name a few
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Re: Dr.J - BANNED
Getbig consists of mostly chicks with fat asses and phrases like "piss in my mouth" "room 7" random upright row knowledge, recipe to baking lawn clippings, and maintaining blacks are actually Hebrew.
We aren't exactly in the business of making sense.
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I scolded my dad telling him he needs to change his diet
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Re: Manlets gonna manlet
Put Johnny Depp and Phil Heath together and you get Captain Jack Narrow
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Re: "el chapo" finally arrested
Haha great to hear from ESF :D
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Re: Worst Date You've Ever Been On
When I was in college I went out with a girl and had a little to much to drink. She said don't drive home you can sleep on my couch. She told me her parents were asleep up stairs and she would tell them in the morning. I left a light on an end table so I could find the bathroom. In the middle of the night I hear her by me turning off the light. I put my hand on her ass feeling it through her night gown. Riding my hand underneath it I'm feeling up her ass hearing her moan softly. She puts her hand down my pants. Then I hear, "Mom!" from the other end of the room. I open my eyes in the darkness and see it was her mother I was feeling up. Loud words about being a whore were coming out of the daughter as I pulled my pants up and ran out the door.
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Oh my, you have such a cute penis :D
"1"
;D it gets pretty thick and veiny when its fully erect ..
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Re: Lee Priest
What? As the story goes, Lee's parents divorced when he was a little boy, because his mom found out his dad was gay. Lee got bullied because of his father's gayness, to the point where his mother moved to another town. Lee went years without even talking to his father, much less getting steroids from him.
In fact, when Lee's mom remarried, she gave him his stepdad's last name, "Priest", which Lee has used ever since then.
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Re: The Ugly appreciation thread.
I would like to take the time to appreciate an excellent Getbigger. He has been here for 10+ years, and has never let the petty bullshit influence his posting. He has shown me that it is much better to have actual conversations, rather than attention whoring.
He is very opinionated, and enjoys talking about many things including: Food, sports, music, literature etc......
His fly under the radar posting style should be commended, and Getbig could use more people like him.
Ugly, thanks for bringing the quality, guy.
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"Die Wahrheit," said Nietzsche, "ist hässlich." Bestriding the narrow world with colossal, pendulous cojones, The Ugly enjoins us to see that life is no bed of rose-colored thongs; and though his lessons be severe, yet do they teach the truth. For beauty is sought by womanly hearts; let men stare at the dread horror of existence without trepidation and exult in its repulsive spectacle. So, here's to The Ugly, that great Überbandito, connoisseur of wayward twat, and astute observer of the human condition. All men await the noose, may his be concomitantly fellatic.
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Re: Random pics
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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
What have I missed?
Joon wheres me 10k :D
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thats my dad lol
Nice matching sandals.
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Re: Wolfman trains arms eight days out.
Gosh, such light weights and loose style. The only exercise he did strict was the triceps extension with the ropes. Love the convex preacher bench. Larry Scott recommended that because the elbows stay away from the pads.
Wonder what he would look like using my triceps exercise and biceps-supinator? He sure isn't putting his biceps under severe tension for very long in those reps. Short, cheating movements.
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Re: whats the most Fucked up thing you've done to someone?
Took a shit on my own car bonnet and drove it to a hand car wash where I knew an old enemy of mine was working (he had disrespected me 5 years earlier). It gave me immense pleasure watching him have to clean it off. It highlighted that he was a scum sucking dog, and I had bested him in life.
Good times!
Dropped a load in one girlfriend at her place, then told her I had to leave to take care of some business.. I then headed straight over to another girlfriends apartment and dropped a load in her too.. To add to the excitement, I didn't even wash my dick first before banging the second one ..
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Re: Is Every post shizzo makes now carefully calculated to show he is mod material
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I nearly got banned for that pic
Donny reported it forty times
yet it isn't him ;)
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Re: Top 3 Smartest/Dumbest On GetBig.
It takes guts to name yourself as one of the smartest.
Why? I have two Masters and a PhD. In fact, one of my papers was about this place believe it or not.
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Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Actually, after years of resistance, Mike finally acquiesced to receiving anti-depressant medication to treat his melancholia gimposa. It's amazing, he's like a brand new man; optimistic and full of unbridled energy. As one might expect, the bounce in his mood has been a bit over the top, and is certainly in need of vigilant monitoring, but Mike is sporting renewed spring to his once gimpy step and absolutely crushing his online courses in bookkeeping, both of which already have shown practical bearing in his nascent nautical escort venture, Navy-Slavey@30 Knots a Nut. Smite the sounding furrows, Seadog Mike, smite them!
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Oh daddy bear are you flirting with me?
You are such a tease.
xx
Don't take this personally, but I flirt with lots of people.
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Re: 2015 Olympia - Live Free Webcast of the events
"Are you Mr. Coleman ? I have some Court order papers to deliver to you personally for a DNA Paternity test"
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Re: Vince Goodrum's Insider Report On The Mr Olympia Prejudging
Mamdouh Elssbiay (Big Ramy)
Yesterday, Ramy stepped on the scale at the press conference and was weighing at an earth-shattering 316 pounds!!! It impressed a lot of people at the event but I knew better. A few years ago, Kai Greene was bragging about coming in at around 270 pounds and ended up dropping a few places due to being overweight. When Ramy did step onstage at prejudging, I realized that I was correct in my assumption that he would spill over. He was indeed huge but lacking in the cuts and definition needed to take out Phil Heath…..so bad in fact that when he started to fade, the judges moved him down a place to Dexter Jackson during the 1st callout.
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Take last nights Olympia for example...... Many guys come into the show severly dehydrated/depleted, and they were up there holding poses for an eternity.
Why dont we see more people pulling a Dillett on stage? Or do many of them endure the pain of cramping while posing?
I have problems with cramping after playing a few hours of football, I cant imagine dudrs with slabs of muscle and 6% bodyfat going cramp free.
Any advice, suggestions, or insights would be greatly appreciated.
The same way that recovering alcoholics do...with Diazepam. You should know this, Shizzo!
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Re: I Will Go Head To Head With Shizzo on a Poll - Loser Gets Their Account Deleted
I really am getting to the Ginger Mongoloid. Don´t forget bigmc is a big British Gangster :D Rules the UK boards with ruthless menace.. ::)
not really Donald
I just like laughing at you
everything you post is comedy gold
Ginger you are just a Fanny. People on the "other" Forum love you too.
you see Donald
you are googling me and looking for info on me on other forums
so who is getting to who 8)
you also keep challenging me to fights then chickening out
drunk Donny = hard man
sober Donny = coward
:)
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Re: Hebrew Ambushes and Assassinates Houston Sheriff on Video
Obama already called the family. Black folks don't want cops murdered....we want the communities cleaned up like everyone else but don't go after those who have done nothing
They are sure going about it the wrong way. Every "peaceful" event turns into a riot where blacks either break into or burn down somthing. Someone always gets shot or assaulted. Blacks for the intercity seem to resort to violence as that's all they understand. It sad but the black community as a whole needs to recognize this and stop justifing all these senseless action. You want to be taking seriously as a whole? Humble yourself and really tackle the issues and take responsibility for somthing for once. That will earn other respect. Until then most people that are not black think the black movement is a joke.
That's a poverty issue....not everyone can collect military disability payments from faking leg injuries like you do you big fucking fraud.
In any event, don't get one group who causes trouble with others.
Vince when I meet you. I'm going to beat the black off you. So I hope we get to meet up maybe the olyimpa if you have the money to afford it
Hell I'll buy your ticket for you
We can call it a friendly "sparing" match if you want.
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
;D that's fucking great!
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Re: FitnessFrenzy Often Quotes Less-than-Quotable Quotes
FitnessFrenzy often quotes less-than-quotable quotes.
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
Oooo thays mine...tyty
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Re: FitnessFrenzy Often Quotes Less-than-Quotable Quotes:
then contribute by posting better quotes :)
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Re: Best Getbig Quotes and Pictures from 2013-2015; Re: FitnessFrenzy Often Quotes Less-than-Quotable Quotes
Re: FitnessFrenzy Often Quotes Less-than-Quotable Quotes
FitnessFrenzy often quotes less-than-quotable quotes.
then contribute by posting better quotes :)
:)
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Oooo thays mine...tyty
do you photoshop, Josh?
did you make that photoshop with Wes' "mom"?
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Re: Walk off Stage and Party Like a Billionaire , Lifestyles of the Rich And GIFTED
You're obsessed with Phil Heath. You've got to stop being so narrow-minded.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
you can say so ;)
and “Don’t get so caught up making a living that you forget to make a life.” :)
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
“Don’t get so caught up making a living trolling that you forget to make a life.” ;D
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“Don’t get so caught up making a living trolling that you forget to make a life.” ;D
Friend, I'm not trolling here. This thread is just a collection of wise, dumb, original, funny, positive, etc quotes :)
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Friend, I'm not trolling here. This thread is just a collection of wise, dumb, original, funny, positive, etc quotes :)
agree,
but sometime i do trolling too ;D
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agree,
but sometime i do trolling too ;D
Well, then Getbig is the right place chief :)
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Visiting Waikiki beach today, but Musclebeach is better i think.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=651993;image)
Relaxing in the afternoon sun in my hotel's balcony today.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
man musclecentre looks good for , what is he, 68 or something?
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man musclecentre looks good for , what is he, 68 or something?
i was born 1953 ;)
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Re: Post here, what you'd most like to see me (Howard) do on video.
I'm sure the top request will be to see my current posing routine.
Perhaps, you'd like a hear my lecture series on the official rules of bodybuilding?
Ok, so what would you like to see me do? ;)
Write, direct, and star in:
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The Fart Locker
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i was born 1953 ;)
Look great for 75, mc.
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Re: Facebook
while we are waiting for RPS to haul me away for picking on Donny, we can all play a fun game
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=582926.0;attach=652093;image)
the bird spoke
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=582926.0;attach=652122;image)
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this will genuinely be the funniest thing I have ever read on getbig
haha another Donny classic
phone rings
police: hello
Donny: panties, facebook, set it up, potato
police: hello can I help you
Donny: coward
police hang up
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this will genuinely be the funniest thing I have ever read on getbig
LOL, I've missed that one
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good stuff, guys ;D
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this will genuinely be the funniest thing I have ever read on getbig
Yes bigmc has unearthly abilities.
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Donny translator
Folks I think we need a thread to translate Donny in to English I will start
set it up - I challenge you to fly 3000 miles to fight me without any proof who I am
coward - I challenge you to fly 3000 miles to fight me without any proof who I am
panty - I am a sex offender
female facebook friends - I am lying
all phrases are accompanied by heavy alcohol consumption
feel free to add your own
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Was hoping this thread would be about the ugandan navy
Occasionally, while we were driving from one remote village to another, the road would come to a standstill and a dozen black jeeps would slowly roll past, each filled with at least 5 Ugandan Special Forces personnel. I had to literally pick up my jaw from the seat of our rented Avensis every time this happened. One particularly memorable gentleman would stand up on his mounted gun turrett, and it was like seeing a perfectly carved chocolate man-statue. I thought easter had come early that day.
You sir have lived the dream.
I bet they were all hung like rogue elephants and smelled like warm bread rolls
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;D
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Re: Did getbig.com ruin my enjoyment of bodybuilding?
Before getbig.com I competed , judged and enjoyed attending pro/national events as a fan.
AFTER being on getbig, I never competed again and stopped going to pro shows in 2008.
So, was it getbig that caused this change in attitude or was it more related to the culture of bodybuilding?
Better question: Did Howard ruin our enjoyment of Getbig.com?
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LOL, I've missed that one
That thread was a goldmine of great posts ;D
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That thread was a goldmine of great posts ;D
Absolutely, so I nominate that thread for the 'Threads with a lot of good quotes (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=480508.msg6814606#msg6814606)' section.
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Absolutely, so I nominate that thread for the 'Threads with a lot of good quotes (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=480508.msg6814606#msg6814606)' section.
send me a PM, I will add it when I have time. Busy now... going to a party :)
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send me a PM, I will add it when I have time. Busy now... going to a party :)
ok done and enjoy the hot Danish blondes
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Re: Howard
Howard, you have entered into Basile territory of creepy and/or weird.
You remind me of the kid in school who makes odd jokes to try and fit in, but comes up short every time.
I know, youre going to come back with some wise comment or joke like, "Hey, in school I was so weird that I farted out loud." I get it, that's you're shtick. You know, go along with the joke and make a strange, offhand comment as a rebuke. We get it.
But seriously, your posts have gotten super strange lately and off putting. They are not even funny any more. They are just weird. And they are turning people off.
Now, its your choice if you want to end up like Anabolichalo or other posters like himself. Although, at this point, you actually make Anabolichalo look like a gold star member of getbig.
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Howard was on stage pulling that kind of queer shit while Muscle Center was in the gym training calves...
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Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career
By the way Taylor, I hope you know that the red on your very gay jockstrap identifies you as someone who is into fisting.
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Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career
-Bunny suit pic taken by porn star, multi- millionaire, scientist, developer of major video game console and contributor to a network sports program. Thats one individual and he asked me to please wear his beloved bunny suit for just one photograph because it is his favorite piece of clothing. he had it made for himself by a famous designer for a costume party he went to last year and it was several thousand dollars and actually quite stylish when viewed normally.
-i am a bottom and the dude who took the pic had topped me before taking that pic and many others. i was extremely flattered as he is in high demand among the gay community in san francisco where he lives. a bit of a celebrity. :P very good shape. nice big dick. rich. :D
-yall shouldnt worry so much bout what other people are doing in their personal life. feeling negative about other people means feeling neative, period. that being said... theres no good reason to label any of this stuff as "negative" anyways. 8)
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Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career
:-X
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Re: So Princess L Said I would Get Banned If I posted on G&O
So whats the hold up sweets?
Scared to pull the trigger??
Scared of the ramifications?
what's the hold up?
44 second thing
Adios
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Re: hit in order
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
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Re: University professor raped disabled man
http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/a-female-american-university-professor-has-been-found-guilty-of-raping-a-severely-disabled-cerebral-palsy-stricken-man/story-fnh81jut-1227555075996
What's his username on getbig?
Nfjdiendndkdokejehakks
;D
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Re: Do I Speak For Most Of Getbig?
Shizzo asked me why I dont like his jokes/joking around. The following is my answer, he said I shouldnt speak for the rest of getbig. I believe I am pretty accurate. I think chaos should make a poll.
ok ill be blunt--not mean
when you make fun of anyone, many (all) of us agree you come across very primemuscle ish. You arent funny when you do it, and you come across as the guy at a party who wants so bad to fit in and makes a joke that no one finds funny and everyone just wants to get away from
This is simply me speaking for basically everyone on getbig. I genuinely think you dont understand that you arent funny at all when you think you are joking. You and primemuscle dont see that, and no one can figure out why. Its like you and him are not seeing what we all see
Primemuscle just seems creepy because every post has some sort of "how sucking dick doesn't make you gay" or something queer like that in it. He reminds of the old man from Family Guy. "Where is that strong armed paperboy, mmmmmm".
I was just beginning to believe I had no real life friends also and then one just called to chat. -blew my theory out of the water.
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Falcon,
Why did you prevent yourself from maintaining an awesome physique? Did you just get bored with training, or was it a case of hard drugs / drink?
im ripped now but when i got fat i was trying to become a big human battery to hold more charge
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Re: DJ makes it sound like Ramy is a Egyptian slave living in Kuwait
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Re: Top 3 Smartest/Dumbest On GetBig.
Donna is probably the dumbest....just look at his next reply to this post lål
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Johnnie Jackson'visit Taiwan announcement
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17 inch arm ?
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che the master troll, i love you bro ;D
14 tops LOL
in all honesty they measure bout 16.5 but over 17 pumped
you can't see it in that pic but i've got decent sized tris with cross-striations ;)
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But in Sweden its normal to be a below average beta "latte papa" waiting at home for that bossy leathery looking blonde wife to get home from work and eat marinated herring with mustard and rye bread by the tea lights in complete silence.
#swedishlife
Lål :D
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Re: beer keeps the shortness of breath heart fluttering at bay
I been gettin that shit alot because my woman messes up my sleep at 4am it seems lack of sleep induces it
Sometimes when im fucking its like i cant take in enough air, when imsober
But i find the beer keeps that shit away, i didnt drink4 two days because i like food more than beer and my lungs wanna seize up because i m not sleeping enough, waking up early and not drinking beer
I guess god wants me to maintain some sort of drunk personality in order to keep living in this world
Wtf
Id rather drink beer then let a doc stuff me with a bunch of meds
So im like god dammit im not trying to die but drinking is what kills the symptoms!
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Re: Craig Titus - New Book called 'Swift Injustice' will tell all
The book sales are fabulous. I would love to hear opinions from those who have read the book from cover to cover.
Goodrum will let you know later
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Re: post your favorite gif's
Dear Kwon,
If you find a site with her nude and having sex, you get 1 free Murder Defense.
Harley
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Re: Let's Help IFBB PRO Kris Dim Walk Again!
Perhaps Dim can get Basile to build him a cut rate version of the machine he needs....
Alas, then the forums will have to hear about "Basile's patented Anti-Paralytic Spinal Rejuvenation Machine, and Unified Theory of Veretabra Hypertrophy" for the next few decades.
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Re: Let's Help IFBB PRO Kris Dim Walk Again!
Is he still alive ?
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Is he still alive ?
He was live with Palumbo, so I guess it's a 'yes'
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Is he still alive ?
his prospects look rather Dim
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Re: T Shirt 2
is off to Wes
TU Holmes redo shirt will be done next Wed
Kim Jog Bob is next up to bat for a shirt
(http://s1.postimg.org/60ru3414f/20151014_174845_resized.jpg)
I`m gonna` wear it in Potatos honor to the gym and let people wonder what it means! :D
If anyone asks,I`ll just reply Donny and walk away leaving them perplexed!
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Re: T Shirt 2
Can use the Mike-head and some hashtags on the front
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Wheelchaired one on the back
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Then the client/customer could pick from different heads to his/her liking
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Re: What happened to Alex23?
He is currently enjoying the real estate investments he made in the corners of all of your minds ;D
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A true Alpha
Here boys, meet "Pepe" President of Uruguay.
Sometimes you don't have to b an oiled up "muscular badass" with a pro card, ready to pose on stage to be an Alpha Male.
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There are certainly delusional people in the world.
:)
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Re: Is it me or does Rich Piana 5% seem high in some videos?
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Re: death row: 30 minutes of internet
imagine you are on death row, and awaiting a lethal injection. Before being put to death, you are given 30 minutes of internet time. What would you browse?
- I would spend 10 minutes watching old ironmeister photoshops
- 10 minutes watching funny youtube videos
- 10 minutes writing a goodbye world message (on Getbig)
I would read every thread by Howard so that death would seem like a sweet relief
How many Getbiggers for their last meal on Death Row would ask for 6 to 8oz of plain chicken breast and either sweet potato or plain brown rice? Served in tupperware and also a gallon jug of water?
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Tony, off topic but is it true u saw levrone drink jack Daniels before a show? ;D
Even better, I drank with him. It was at the Arnold Classic prejudging. He was really flat and his tan was a bit off.
He had been favourite to win and just didn't nail it. So we went to the bar at the hotel and had a few drinks. He fixed up his tan and came back at night 20% better and won the show. Kevin was one of a kind and could change his look over a few hours and a few drinks.
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Re: Third date what to wear
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Re: Potatank vs. Uncle Joon - Saturday, March 26, 2016
Yo its Joon,
Josh vibered me this gimmick.
I am basically just containing myself to this thread replying Josh's un-ending bullshit and simply cos I am bored and I wish to entertain the retard as my personal clown in between blunts.
If mods wanna let it slide for a bit fine, if not then you can do the honors
Either way I think you are all a bunch of cu nts that I will never cower to.
Am I really butt hurt? No not at all its never personal.
I am super disappointed that a forum that I was first so attracted to, intrigued and endlessly entertained by has turned to such absolute pile of dog shit all because of the retardation of certain mods.
Removing time out was a dum fuck idea
giving mods banning powers was a terrible idea.
banning people based on popularity makes it not a forum but a circle jerk, very thing princess l was complaining about she is doing.
Not surprised just another hypocrite
Like the loser Bigmc.
either way I dont care I wont ever post on this forum until princess L apologized to me privately. I expected better from her, believed she was a woman of honor and integrity, clearly not so....nevermind.
either way 3 -4 more posts and I am out.
Unless Princess says sorry cos deep down she knows she was in the wrong.
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The taunts and ridicule from resident heroes falls away from me like rain from an umbrella! Of course, your being musclebound and slow-witted would cause you to miss your target and I would retaliate by ripping your ribs out.
This man is not to be trifled with. This man is a beast among men. A warrior among men. Immortal among mortals. This man will kill you with one punch, one kick, one chop.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=183708.0;attach=216453;image)
Listen to these pathetic gimmicks. Afraid of their own shadows! I would single-handedly destroy a boatload of gimmicks!
I have never been in a fight as an adult. However, that said, the last guy I would think about fighting would be someone like Josh who has almost nothing to lose. No thanks.
There he is all alone in Regina with a loyal mutt and not much else. Now he has 6 long months of winter to contend with. No wonder he wants to bash others!
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Quote from: Vince B on October 20, 2015, 11:44:04 PM
Why don't you attack and destroy my comments and not me as a person? Limited tools here for sure.
Guess the thought that Josh is better than you hits deep. Well, it is true, nonetheless.
It brings a smile to my face knowing that you have little time left to live.
Shitbag.
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Re: Biggest WTF Ever in Getbig History
OneMoreRep 05:21:21 PM Viewing the topic Huge TITS & Monster CURVES !.
??? ??? ??? ??? ???
I typically go down there and work my way from the Muscle escorting (4 schmoes) to the Sex Board Random Pic Thread and then finish off with some Huge Tits and Monster Curves.
Sometimes, if you're lucky, you'll find a few animated .gif with monstrous cocks being displayed. It's actually quite soothing and a great way to unclench the old jaw after a long day of work.
When you have a chance Josh, take a look at this hidden gem within that thread: http://38.media.tumblr.com/9e30e64a2c07502bcf5ee920f1c61dec/tumblr_nv8z3etyam1s1vwalo1_400.gif (http://38.media.tumblr.com/9e30e64a2c07502bcf5ee920f1c61dec/tumblr_nv8z3etyam1s1vwalo1_400.gif)
I am not embedding that picture as to not break the G&O rules, but it's a beauty.
"1"
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Re: Phil Heath calls a girl ugly - cannot handle insults
Interestingly enough, the girl he calls "ugly" is quite attractive. Better looking than his wife lol
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THEN HE SHUTS DOWN ANOTHER HATER!!
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Re: Random pics
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Here you savages can have a fields day with these pics on this boring day
ok i guess can make you one photoshop
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Words of wisdom from our resident intellectual Be There ::)
If cash lost its value then so would gold.
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Words of wisdom from our resident intellectual Be There ::)
go back to the thread and prepare to be schooled.
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go back to the thread and prepare to be schooled.
ok, dad. Better prepare your books and academic articles. :D
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Re: Hitler gets pissed at Joon
First time doing this, hope you guys like it or at least let me know if it sucks
http://captiongenerator.com/66019/Hitler-gets-pissed-at-Joon (http://captiongenerator.com/66019/Hitler-gets-pissed-at-Joon)
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Re: Groink Arrest Thread Removed Already
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This looks like one of those comparison photos from "Faces of Meth" definitely taken several turns for the worse.
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Re: Arm pic from yesterday
Here is a recent poc taken yesterday morning.weighed in at 220.8,arm measured 20.25" cold havent lifted since monday.just hit gyk in this pic for pull ups so prob 20.75" here.i am 6.1.75",not ripped but this is hoe i want to look.Now talk as much shit as your want,at leastt i posted a pic."your fat""shitty tattoos" blah blah,i know all this.just showing pic for those who requested
(http://s28.postimg.org/61ai0408d/image.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NRICiBf.jpg)
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Re: Middle-Aged men and Harley Davidsons
OK, so if a young guy buys a sports car he's trying to look "sporty" and if an old guy buys a sports car he's going through a mid life crisis.
It never happens that someone buys something because they just want to and appreciate high performance autos. ::)
I can see the bathtub steroids and kigs have rotted away your sarcasm meter.
And given you turtle belly and leather covered pig nipples. ::)
It always cracks me up when a bald, oval head, wide hips, narrow shouldered, overall pear shape that personifies Humpty Dumpty
criticizes anybodies physique here.
Everyone know why, even admitting yourself, why you always keep well covered up in pictures.
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Re: Groink Arrest Thread Removed Already
Did Groink and Voodoo Venom Vince ever have a problem with each other? Seems like Groink may be cursed.
(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2013/12/11/wen2ea6be6.jpg)
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Re: Rich Piana may have actually lowered the dose after all.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=585979.0;attach=655962;image)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGO6gU3CEAEN-Y-.jpg)
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Re: Primemuscle front row tickets at an NBA game
(http://i.imgur.com/TJbmI66.gif)
Even with Diabeetus, Wilfred Brimley still manages to get his hands on some chocolate.
That tall drink of nesquick was basically throwing himself at the wealthy old schmoe.
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Vince Goodrum, would you go on a date with Shizzo? Would you be the top or bottom?
Shizzo would be what we call in the community as an otter. Otters are bald, furry, and ugly so are usually reserved for bears as they make great bottoms for them.
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Re: Hitler gets pissed at Joon
This is my favourite thread so it's an honour to be quoted :'(
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Re: Groink arrested again
What's strange is that his arrest record is PUBLIC information, so what does it matter if its posted on getbig? No rights have been violated, as anyone with a computer can view his police record.
funny how groink is arrested and this his biggest concern is about what gets posted on getbig. ::)
Damn, Groink was able to report the thread from prison? :o :o Shit, even the penal system knows the importance of getbig!
I heard he traded Schillinger a carton of smokes to get snuck into the prison's computer room. Originally he went to the Homeboys, but Adebisi wouldn't deal with him because he heard Groink once called Wiggs a N....
You said Groink now this will be deleted. He is in Getbig witness protection.
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Re: Goodrum starting a new business
Shizzo is being destroyed by vince goodrum in this thread.
Well, Shizzo has always thought that he was the life of the party when in reality he's just a random mouth at the gloryhole.
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< images made by WalterWhite and ND
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pissening xD
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Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Some of the best comedy and biggest laughs I have ever had came from reading GetBig.
That being said sometimes when I am in public I see or hear something that makes me instantly think of something from here, with the result being I often burst out laughing.
Today as an example I was taking the bus to the gym. The Bus was full of people of Pakistani descent and they were yammering on in their language, one of whom had the typical paki moustache and I burst out laughing because I thought of this Video Ironmeister made...
Then on the way back a chick with a cute face yet gigantic ass came on and sat down. First thing in my mind I smiled thought "BMC would hit, raw, no pulling out"
Finally the drunk guy at the intersection near my house, yelling at everyone made me laugh and think of Donny
This happen to anyone else.
OH PS Bodybuilding related as I trained, chest, triceps and did cardio`while sipping my amino drink
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Re: heidi klums ass for all you photoshopped model lover sheep
More pics for physique study, upper body still holding up, but lack of lower body mass keeps her out of the Masters Olympia -
(http://111.imagebam.com/download/OtVbMIA7i6MddjXsYHM_bg/37674/376733397/klum%20%289%29.JPG)
And you wonder why I prefer Derek Poundstone . . . ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562025.0;attach=656466;image)
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Re: Laugh of the Day For You--Fat Man Training (yes me)
Josh's punches looking sloppier than a Princess L bj after a few bottles of wine.
I despise u
I want to kill u
What makes u think its good to joke about me
You genuinely think im not coming next year hey?
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Re: Goodrum starting a new business
I rented the back at one time for an office as it had two spaces. I've corrected the address since then as I run the business from home and use a Fed-Ex Drop Box. I also have one in China as well.
(http://s1.postimg.org/ec92un8wf/1401x788_fd18916f_b19f_30d1_8e8c_40e330aa72dc_Ji.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
< better call saul office reference
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Re: Goodrum starting a new business
< better call saul office reference
LOL
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Re: Update Junior Fight--UPDATE 2-AJ I HAVE THE PAIL OF GUNS PIC
no shes real
a real whore
she's one of those loud mouth low iq chicks who talks tough to guys saying how she can beat up guys,...all that nonsense
pretty much a fucking iq of 60 retard who luckily landed a guy with money
junior nails so many other whores that it just makes her look even more retarded
there is simply not a stupider chick on this planet
great tits though,..apparently
(http://s29.postimg.org/tj1jmw1k7/lowiqwhore.jpg)
< Bikinislut from Getbig
how old is she? I would eat her asshole
How does a girl that looks like that hang out with junior? And people tell me money doesn't get women, it's the "whole package" ::)
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PrimeMuscle gives old Basile a visit
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Re: anabolichalo's wheels are looking pretty shredded!
Guy has some great genetics.
Says hello. :D
(http://s27.postimg.org/spjsm4i83/nolegssmh.jpg)
In the Fruedian pantheon of Id, Ego and Superego, Halo represents the bodybuilding Id in all of us: the monomaniacal chase of the size of his flexed arm, the lifting purely to impress "the bitches", the reverence of Ronnie Coleman. If Halo didn't exist, we'd have to invent him.
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Re: Sexy babes getting whiteknighted by hordes of men
(http://i.imgur.com/xSduXV6l.png)
Would the blow job be painful?
Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker
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4 stages of constipation...
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Re: Update Junior Fight--UPDATE 2-AJ I HAVE THE PAIL OF GUNS PIC
here are some of the excuses why Junior wont fight,....theres more I will update as I remember
1. Doesn't want to hurt me.
2. I weigh too much
3. He will be in Dubai
4. Shoulder injured
5. Cause he isnt allowed to post here
6. Cause bikinislut moved in with him and she wont let him
7. Will fight skorpio instead of me
8. Will fight bigmc instead of me
9. His 24 hour security will keep him away from me
10.He has a pail of guns (not really a reason but its a pail of guns)
11.He is too highly trained to sink to my level.
12.He is a professional I am an amateur
13.I am too old
14.My trip is fake
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Re: Tbombz goes to hell
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-11-2015/tRuGbj.gif)
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Discussion about transporting special needs children and resident expert on everything Donny weighs in ::) and gets owned by Be There
Don´t have a Bus license but a Truck licence... is it a safety issue reversing or just laziness or lack of Driving skills? I mean when you learn HGV truck you gotta reverse :-\
Quote from: Be There on November 10, 2015, 02:52:44 PM
You dont have passengers on a truck dumbass, its called public liability.
actually you can carry Hazmat, Hazardous material which is dangerous. This in the UK is also an add on to your HGV...also in Germany. Still have to reverse.
Who fucking cares about that, insurance companies dont like buses reversing with passengers, take it up with them.
Dude do you have a Bus licence or HGV ? C+E ? I have the German Klasse 2(old) which i was given here when i gave up my UK licence in 95
Listen numbnuts, I dont care if you have a licence for the fucking space shuttle and you reverse that, buses are not allowed to reverse with passengers on.
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Discussion about transporting special needs children and resident expert on everything Donny weighs in ::) and gets owned by Be There
Quote from: Be There on November 10, 2015, 02:52:44 PM
You dont have passengers on a truck dumbass, its called public liability.
Re: The Lowest of The Low
I just emailed Scotland Veterans http://www.veteransscotland.co.uk/ to tell them someone is telling fake stories of serving for their country. I linked them to some posts from here and to someones facebook. He may not answer to us for his lies but now he will have to answer to the people that count
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Re: art thread???
The Dave Palumbo Monument in San Diego
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Re: art thread???
lol
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RE PJ Braun's height
Thanks. he seems shorter in those recent clips
Don't know where I got the impression Jay Cutler was taller than him.
You're welcome. You're still the creepiest son of a bitch on this site, possibly the entire internet.
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The Return of King Shizzo
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Re: CHARLIE SHEEN...HIV POSITIVE
Had to take an HIV test for my life insurance WAY back in the day. Scared the shit out of me! You think of every skank you banged and realize just how skanky they were
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Re: Big Ramy NOT doing himself any favors posting pics like this on Instagram
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xta1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12132743_1056782531028380_1114164857_n.jpg)
Is he posing with Swampi the Cocksmith and a random orphan of Team Nasser?
Sweet virgins of Allah those are big Muslims!!
they need to do a schmoe tour to boost the morale of Assad's special forces guys
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Re: Fake Jew tells the truth about "Black" people being the real Hebrews
If you're a descendent of the slave trade, your a Hebrew. The groups of people that did the enslaving, knew very well who they were enslaving.
LOLOLOLOL...DNA tests....right. How about the government just opens the books and tells us who we are...Answer: There's too much at stake politically, economically and socially. Just know, WE know. It only a matter of time before this hits critical mass and becomes common knowledge and changes just start happening.
But until then, you're sucking the white man's dick for survival and stay comfortably in his country ;)
I'm not seeing you lot going back to Israel to 'claim' your ... well, whatever you think you're getting for free (seeing a pattern here already)
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Re: CHARLIE SHEEN...HIV POSITIVE
It is particularly sad when someone is diagnosed with HIV. There is a lot of shame and denial that comes with this diagnosis, leaving people like Charlie Sheen open to exploitation. It is also sad because getting HIV is definitely avoidable. It appears Sheen has difficulty making wise, adult decisions and now he's paying a heavy price for this. But, contracting HIV isn't really just about Charlie Sheen is it?.
Very often one reads posts from Getbiggers who boast about "going raw" and having multiple partners. This lifestyle is a recipe for disaster. Anyone who believes otherwise is deluded. Some folks think they are in the clear or invincible because they only engage in heterosexual relations. They are dead wrong about this. Any unprotected sex with someone other than your life partner (assuming both of you are healthy and absolutely monogamous) is risky. There is no excuse for engaging in reckless behavior today when HIV and AIDS are known viruses that have infected over 25 million people around the world.
that said he probably fucked a tranny :D
If you thought you were at risk for getting HIV, you should have been getting tested all along. This makes me wonder how many more folks are like you, burying their heads in the sand. Fucking raw = fucking stupid.
If you avoid the well known risk groups it's far less stupid and risky than a chemical bodybuilding "lifestyle"....
Good luck with this line of thinking. Both choices you mention are stupid and risky. Quantifying which of them is more likely to make one sick is just plain dumb.
that said he probably fucked a tranny :D
I wouldn't know. Anything is possible. This doesn't mean folks who do not fuck trannies are in the clear.
didn't you admit to random glory hole encounters with men
hardly risk free behaviour
Haha yeah I read that too. :D
That's fvcking creepy to be honest.
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Re: When Coach Logs On
this always pops in my head for some odd reason ???
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2qjann7.gif%5B/img%C3%87%5Bimg%5Dhttp://i47.tinypic.com/2zgym0w.jpg)
Another Coach is Back appreciation thread. I'm so special.
I want to do a photoshop of you--any requests?
Let me think about this. There has to be something.
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Maybe it's Andre sucking his own feet! :D
Think about it...
(http://oi65.tinypic.com/2rp8crb.jpg)
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Today met IFBB pro Johnnie Jackson in Taipei.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=658940;image)
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
the camera focused on me ;D
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the camera focused on me ;D
That's because you're a sensei in the thumbs up pose 8)
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Wtf... Please tell me JOJ's head is shopped...
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Wtf... Please tell me JOJ's head is shopped...
Hebrew version of Chaos
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Re: Media calling Adele Beautiful
I've enjoyed her singing since her first album and might even get the latest one on vinyl but she's not Ella Fitzgerald.
So I wanted to see what happens if a male goes to a popular shopping site and selects he wants to buy an Adele and Fitzgerald album, the site said:
Men who purchased this also purchased:
(http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/pict/331659260280_1.jpg)
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Re: Media calling Adele Beautiful
I've enjoyed her singing since her first album and might even get the latest one on vinyl but she's not Ella Fitzgerald.
So I wanted to see what happens if a male goes to a popular shopping site and selects he wants to buy an Adele and Fitzgerald album, the site said:
Men who purchased this also purchased:
(http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/pict/331659260280_1.jpg)
LOL! ;D ;D
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LOL! ;D ;D
In this thread, we value creativity :)
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Re: PIP Panty
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9lcbSRiJgSMmY/giphy.gif)
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Re: Random pics
(http://i.imgur.com/8viiMR5.gif)
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Wtf... Please tell me JOJ's head is shopped...
ugly mug on that hebrew
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Re: just when I could care less to see another day i see one of those dam perfect
mexican teens with long silk hair gold chains perfect ass ingrey spandex perfect face maybe 18yo (http://mexican teens with long silk hair gold chains perfect ass ingrey spandex perfect face maybe 18yo)its like these bitches operate on some unknowable hyper physics plane like when a group of them get there period on the same time of the month
Nibiru-esque links of Peace Brother Falcon! :D
http://mexican teens with long silk hair gold chains perfect ass ingrey spandex perfect face maybe 18yo
Http doesn't understand such adresses Maestro Falconë!
Try again and copy paste the link!
(http://www.sportychicksonly.com/s/t/picture/thum/get/29Z1EKPA6T75/submitted_picture/main/Latina-teen-bubble-butt.jpg)
yeah she. was even slightly hotter. i sat there at the stop sign. a. good 90 secons clinching my ball sack hard watching trying to mentally save everybit of data i could on her .
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Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been
and the result is,...................
drumroll,......................
I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.
that sucks ass :( :( :(
Maybe you should claim to be a Syrian refugee. It should be looked at as a plus, and the "aggravating nature" charges will be viewed as "cultural differences".
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Re: ahmed the school clock kid sueing for 10 million
(http://i.imgur.com/GG73r7S.png)
Josh should call this kid and tell him what's up.
he wants that 10 million so that he can build the real bomb
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Re: Evan ScentedPanties signs a new sponsor contract
Who needs SentedPanties when you got the PissLord
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/11906286_918040638232669_768301192_n.jpg)
Genova sorta has a Col Gaddafi vibe in that pic -
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02032/gaddaf_2032924c.jpg).
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Re: entrepreneur Melvin Goodrum preparing to expand his portfolio to Youtube
You should start a YouTube channel Vinc
Been working on it. I redid my office and added an executive desk along with buying a ton of media equipment this month. Bank account is a little low now.....lol. Hopefully, I can get it up by the end of the year. Youtube is the way to go.
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Re: Evan ScentedPanties signs a new sponsor contract
he
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=587341.0;attach=659923;image)
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great shop!
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Re: Worst or most embarrassing sex experiences
about 11-12 years ago banging this chick over a saturday to sunday period. Anyways at one point she goes(with Quebecois accent) would I like to get really freaky with her? Sure I say and she says to wait a few minutes and leaves the bedroom.
She comes back a few minutes later wearing a fucking strap on
Go on...................
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Re: Worst or most embarrassing sex experiences
:D
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great shop!
Found it did not make it, whomever made it was good
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Found it did not make it, whomever made it was good
It looks Ironmeister'esq
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It looks Ironmeister'esq
Thats what I was thinking
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Re: Radu's message to getbig!
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Lmao! ;D
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Re: Hairlines--Hows Yours
Shizzo can't touch this. Height, hair, dwarfing Francois.
A collective win.
oh Im sure some moron will pop in and comment on how I post 20 year old pics.
Im simply posting same age pics, although even at 50 I look better than the bald, no muscle alcoholic virgin
lol so true
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Re: Chicago gangbanger killed 9 year old out on million dollar bail...
Oh well, I will continue to take the high road. That road also leads to a spot as a mod on the G&O.
Careful not to burn too many bridges.
Will never happen, you are too handicapped to rremain impartial and would abuse your position like you did when you were mod of the mma forum. Deleting posts you didn't agree with and crying, literally crying, that you weren't allowed in the mod forum. The Gossip and Opinions forum is modded by the best of the best. You smell and disgust women
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Re: Just Imagine if Groink made a defiant return to Getbig
I dont owe anyone anything.
Anyone posting in this thread, while saying I do this for the attention, are hypocrites.
You are the ones making these threads what they are.
why are you on a bodybuilding site? Zero evidence you have ever touched a weight. Zero evidence you have ever played sports.
Never posted about being with chicks or shown evidence of being with one, only posts about missing Groink.
You are here to mingle with men and garner attention. Point to one shred of evidence that proves otherwise.
i dont care if you dig guys, but at least pony up and admit thats why you are here.
Or maybe Im missing that you are here for training and nutrition advice for your outstanding physique and strength :-X
oh also--if over 50% of the replies to your own thread are your own replies, how are we the ones seeking attention?
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This Charlie Sheen thread just keeps giving back with the awesome quotes lol
Re: CHARLIE SHEEN...HIV POSITIVE
No. It is ancient news though and hardly relevant fifty plus years later.
its relevant when you get on your high horse about others sexual practices
you were engaged in the most high risk sex acts there are
rolling round public toilets in search of the cock
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omgghahahhahahhaahhahah
Lol, I played football and baseball in highschool (quit both to get a job) and still play flag football almost every sunday.
I guarantee I am a better athlete than a certain Canadian guy with the receding hairline, ever was.
I was throwing 80mph at 15-16, and still have an absolute cannon for an arm. In fact, I can literally hang (in terms of arm strength) with college and professional quarterbacks.
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Re: Does this happen to anyone?
according to these 2 guys he has very soft hands under water
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=586128.0;attach=660489;image)
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Re: There is something I would like to address
The getbig mod board is a "secret" place where they conspire against all members. Ever notice how some rules apply to some people, but not others. Within the mod board, they decide who the rules apply to and who they don't. And since mods are not allowed to discuss what happens in the mod forum, we will never know the truth.
The first rule of Mod Board...you do not talk about Mod Board.
Especially when Shizzo is around :D
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Re: Donny and bigmc Sexual Tension Thread
The blind faith of the three amigo's at the Over 45 training site, for donny, could be reassuring which is one way to look at it. With being told how great and wonderful they and their workouts are, donny has established a patronizing (kissing one's ass for a specific self serving reason) attitude with each of them. The three gentlemen seem to need that emotional boost anyway they can get it. Donny gets the reward of people actually accepting he knows just about everything about the training world, and with his vast experience thrown in.. This is based on donny's false friendship with each of them. Donny also PM's regularly to his internet friends on GB.
With all donny's demand for attention and his "look at me" attitude, one wonders why nothing to back his many, many claimed accomplishments? No video's, pictures, no clipping from record books, news papers, etc...nothing. Donny wants everyone else to post their information, pictures, video's or media...why doesn't he take the first step and present even a small bit of his astounding accomplishments? Lies and a fragile , shallow ego, it would appear from donny.
If donny does present backup to all his claims, then we will all know he is not a complete lowlife fraud. Bet even the three amigos will be relieved that their good "friend" is actually who he says he is. Blind faint indeed.
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Re: Does It Bother You......
Bah, could care less, if I can blow my load in her mouth, good enough for me. I've kissed a girl after, she was my gf, not some random slut...
Doom approved post.
good catch..
not a random slut... but the cum taste didn't bother you? :D
LOL, but seriously, never noticed anything. I don't kiss her RIGHT after I jizz in her mouth. I think it diluted and naturally got swallowed or just something I tell myself, lol!
Would not kiss right after full load, maybe if she swallowed and knew I shot it to the back of her throat good and probably went down the hatch..
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Re: Walter Sobchak question
Maybe the iranian is in ibiza with skorpio, holding eachother cock. Like in the past.
I find it interesting that Skorpio identifies himself as female in his profile. He sure doesn't look like a girl from what I remember.
Maybe he is under a transgender process at the moment.
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Re: Shizzo ruins Hitler's dinner...
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The New World Order
I remember the days here when those words were spoken, they'd be followed with *snickers*. Now that is no longer the case. Now following those words strike terror into the hearts of men. Especially when there's a good chance, that New World Order is going to come with a side order of black face. For us "conspiracy nuts" it will be a bitter sweet day. For we will taste the sweet honey of victory, but it will be tainted with poison. Oh how hard the fall will be. Oh how the spirit of America will be pushed to its brink. In all your slothfulness, and whoredoms and greed and evil and injustice and unfaithfulness and arrogance...and immorality....and ungodliness....While you were sleeping...People...Smar t People...Really, really smart people....Really, really smart, evil people....Have been plotting...and scheming...and stealing...while you were sleeping...and working...and living...and dying...and crying...and "winning"...and losing these really, really smart, evil, RICH people have made plans to control you and me and us and them. To kill us, to brand us, to destroy us, to control us....while you were sleeping.
It's near...
*snickers*
Damn, now I'm hungry.
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Re: watch review
My wife had a Mickey Mouse watch from Disneyland. I've been thinking about replacing the battery and wearing it.
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LOL ;D
The thread that always delivers even if the rest of the board is boring as all hell. :D
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LOL ;D
The thread that always delivers even if the rest of the board is boring as all hell. :D
I started from the beginning and am in about 20 pages in, like a dummies guide to getbig
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I started from the beginning and am in about 20 pages in, like a dummies guide to getbig
Read it while you can that Princess L is threatening to delete any thread if she doesn't agree with the content including the 5000 page random photos thread.
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Read it while you can that Princess L is threatening to delete any thread if she doesn't agree with the content including the 5000 page random photos thread.
here is the whole thread:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=printpage;topic=480508.0
you can save it as a PDF. I just did, so now we have an emergency copy.
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Re: Jodi Leigh Miller still hawt.
Tiny tittonas of peace in that pic Donny.
true but i like her Face and she wears a panty well...
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Re: Obama bitch slapped yet again.
Joe you aren't making points ... you are just ranting, making no sense, hop[p]ing from thing to thing ... I am accusing you of being simple[.]
Proposed neologism for the Getbig Lexicon:
Ricoachet: (n) def = the dangerous rebound of stupidity upon Coach's stupid posts. Often unexpected; always self-inflicted.
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Re: BADELL at his best...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=588170.0;attach=661786;image)(http://s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com/original/58/dExQTTh0R3EzZFEx_o_cupcake-dog---war-flashback.jpg)(http://www.ukpsychics.com/images/aftereffect.gif)
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Re: WYHI....Bad Girl Edition
140lbs is about 100lbs below my smash critera
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Re: Bluto returns for christmas interview
Watch the video on youtube...it's blocked for embedding here...
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sueHOvBuIKg)
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Re: "Unfriended" on Facebook...oh, brother
I only opened a FB account so I could be sure none of my school 'friends' from 30 years ago were in better shape than me... (true story)
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Do the fat chicks ever fart during sex?
One chick liked to squeeze her pussy when we were fucking and let out a turd on the bed. Boner killer
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:-X :D
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Damn, I am glad to finally make the list. I was feeling like Calvin. :'(
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Thanks DroppingPlates, I am truly honored by your nomination... (but it really is the only reason I use it :D)
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Re: Worst or most embarrassing sex experiences
:D
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Thanks DroppingPlates, I am truly honored by your nomination... (but it really is the only reason I use it :D)
It's OK DJ181
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Re: What are you reading?
An article about Burt Reynolds in the December issue of Vanity Fair. He may have been Charlie Sheen's mentor, supposedly minus getting HIV.
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Re: Getbig christmas card!
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Re: Getbig christmas card!
One flew over the cuckoo's nest part II..
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Re: Getbig christmas card!
One of his best works IMO
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Re: Getbig christmas card!
LOL ;D
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This always cracks me up.
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Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?
Was dating this American girl for a few months, her visa runs out in a week or two and she is returning home so our relationship will be over. The pain I feel is very intense, she was 6 feet tall with naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. She could sing and was physically quite fit, we shared most of the same interests, she was someone you could have an intelligent conversation with, we often stayed up for half the night talking, she initiated sex as often as I did and she often would want it 3 times in the same night. We say goodbye for the final time on Wednesday, the last time I was with her she started crying over it and I got very upset too which I know will make me seem like a beta to most people on this forum...lol
Wednesday is gonna be brutal and girls like this are rare, there is 0% possibility of it continuing, we will just exchange messages occasionally online. It sucks massively when a relationship ends due to no fault of your own and you feel like the person you are losing will be hard to replace even though she wasn't perfect, Anyone else experienced this? how can I deal with the way I'm feeling?
:-\ :-X ...
I think you are lying
Yes, I second that, however, bigmc and I will kindy retract our statements if you show us pictures of said blonde's asshole...
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Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?
Thanks for being a nice guys Kwon and Primemuscle but I think it's for the best that I move on and try to find someone else who lives closer to home and isn't attached to entire family/group of friends in another country. I don't think I will ever knowingly date a girl from another nation again, it's good while it lasts but it's a mega downer at the end.
On a side note, not that I need it to have good sex but I secretly took viagra on many occasions and on those nights I was able to cum and after 10 minutes continue again, this lasted 3-4 hours one night. You know a woman has reached an orgasm when her whole body shakes and she tries to stop you for a one minute break because it's too intense (maybe one day bigmc will experience this). That happened multiple times every time we had sex and was often accompanied by the soaking lol, one night we changed position on the bed 4 times and half the bed ended up with wet patches of her cum lol after that towels had to be used.
Operation get lean as fuark/adopt Zyzz principles will commence in March 2016, until then I will continue bulking to try and get as close to a 315 bench press as possible.
Listen Cock-Tonsils,
You've taken this shit too far.
I'm ashamed to have even read your post.
Quit stealing oxygen from the rest of us and just drink a bottle of Drain-o.
Hope she gave you syphilis and is now back to her old man, Tyrone.
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Re: Odd dream...
I had a dream I was at some sort of event and President Obama was there. He was young as in when he was Senator Obama. He was alone getting food from a table and I walked up to him and he turned to look at me. I gave him the Wiggs dead eye "negro I know what you doin' stare" but for public relations I changed to a smile and reached out my hand for him to shake it. He looked me dead in my eyes then at my hand without smiling and walked by me brushing past me almost shoulder checking me. I followed behind him and asking "Sir, what are you doing? Why are doing this?"He ignored me as I was speaking to him and kept doing what he was doing. With that arrogant look he gets on his face.
Never had a dream about the President before. Ever. It's certainly caused me to think this morning. lol
Mods, please merge this with Woo's breakfast thread.
What's the connection to mine?
According to the metrics I ran, both are horrible threads.
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Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?
Pretty much summarizes it all, and this is our mission to inform young men about so that they can avoid a pitfall or two.
If you take this knowledge to heart, you might abandon fairy tale dreams and start pursuing something more fruitful. Like following thong pageants.
Recently I've met a guy (in a work enviroment) he's on his third wife (not Howard). All would be good, but poor moron is alreay paying for FOUR kids from two previous marriages. Talk about a clueless animal.
It still amazes me that a man will pay for some other dude's sperm creation. Raising another man's kid is about as beta as it gets.
Look at that Mr. Brady twat. And despite Marcia bouncing around in her PJ frillies, the beta ended up as a cocktroller.
One day when this lady met this fellow,
She knew that he was much more than a chump.
In truth he'd prefer to have mammaries,
An architect and a ranger of the rump.
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::) There's no point denying it but who cares, I only have an average cock
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He's mentally ill. Clearly.
Lol..whos talking. A tinfoil hat negro.
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Re: Aiki Budo
Sums up my thoughts about 1 person in general and his overall faggotry
Since when did you decide anything.you come on a serious thread and write rubbish. This thread is about Budo in general. MMA has it´s roots in various systems. Apart from a 500lb Bench ::) what is your experience in any Martial arts?
whats is your experience
you are the one claiming to be an expert
you have never proved anything on this whole board
prove your expertise
I am waiting
I bet your face is Red now.
great well thought out response Donald
perhaps you would like to tell us how the principles of "aiki"
translate in to a system applicable in a street fight
where forms and other variables are different from the gym?
look through some of my old posts.
what like this
I cant find anything you have posted that isn't perverted or threatening someone
or drunken idiocy
I am giving you a chance to prove your expertise here
answer the question how does it translate in to a street fight
and why are there no aiki guys in the ufc?
this isn't a trolling board Donald
do you have any knowledge
or do you just post youtube videos
I thought you said you were a black belt and a had a dan in judo
seems you resort to name calling everytime you post
bit pathetic
lets stick to the subject
why are there no aikido fighters in mma
how does it translate in to real life fights
this is your chance to shine Donald
well good to see you are reading my posts.
ok lets leave it there
you are clearly incapable of forming a rational sentence
or formulating any sort of credible response to a reasonable question
except when you are reporting things to the mods
keep watching the videos in your karate pyjamas big guy 8)
Gotta love the self proclaimed super ninja soldier former elected official of greatness Donny who calls people out all the time yet cannot or will not prove anything himself. Another SMM
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Re: summary of working from another forum, agree?disagree?
(http://sluthate.com/download/file.php?id=16736)
I was about to make a comment until I saw that the pic comes from Sluthate.com :D
Lol you're right
That's one of the reasons I like Army. His views on women
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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
Mine have definitely been the biggest of the year
I've been expecting this thread. Imagine a voluminous beehive shaped pile large enough to entirely cover the opening of the toilet bowl leading to the drain, but with the thickness and solidness to make me wonder for just a split second whether the drain suction would be able to pull it all down or whether I'd be running for the plunger.
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Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?
Sooner or later all women become a pain in the ass. Take this from a guy that married his dream girl. She is leaving during the honeymoon period of your relationship. Enjoy the memories. There are tons of women out there. If you marry, find a good multitasking woman who earns a good living. You want to get over her? Fuck someone else.
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Calendar of 2016 with IFBB events
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Re: It's time for the 2015 Getbig awards!
I thought you were leaving getbig for good? ??? ???
I was , but, I ended up divorced again.
I just turned 59 and am fully retired.
The real deal is/was I worked a civil service job ( Naval services GS civilian) for 26 yrs after my time in the USMC.
Then , I worked part time at a community college teaching vo-tech machine work.
No more wife, no more job = nothing left to go for but a comeback on getbig.com
sad but true
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i always get suspicious when people try to scientifically formulate a bodybuilding system
ben pakulski and layne norton also make me suspicious for this reason
both so fucking smart and both have subpar arms
i keep telling people
bodybuilding is closer to witchcraft than to science
there are no answers only questions
the more you think the more confusion accumulates and clarity continues to elude you
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??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Hey at least I tried.
Unlike many getbiggers, I actually left my mom's basement and attempted marriage with real females.
The fact that I failed numerous times just proves that I should have stayed in the basement.
THUS, I came back to getbig.com and finally accepted my true nature.
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To bigmikecox:
You'd hit a snake if someone held its mouth open!
I'm disgusting, but with standards. :)
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Re: The lazy and irresponsible
What do you do with the lazy and the irresponsible? This is a fundamental problem in society. At least half the population is already of below average IQ. I have a feeling GetBigs collective answer is going to be the: no work, no eat.
Obviously I am assuming able bodied non children.
You should stop being lazy and figure it out.
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Re: 2016 training goals
Bullshit, you'll all do the same shit you did last year!
And you will do the same shit that you have done for the last 20. Sorry, don't see the payoff.
Deadlifting deadweight.
That's because you're a fat piece of shit.
No, you know exactly what I mean. What's the point of lifting regularly/seriously when you don't look like you lift?
You have been lifting for so long, and you honestly have nothing to show for it. Who cares how much you can deadlift when you look like Bernie from Sesame Street.
You are probably at least 20% bodyfat, and have the gall to judge others on whether or not they lift. If anything, the jokes on you pal.
"It's not how much you lift, it's how much you look like you can lift" - Bob Cicherillo
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Re: Unrealistic standards of the bodybuilding/fitness world and getbig degrade men
1. 7 year old picture
2. That was extremely good progress considering I had been training for 1 year naturally of course.
3. My arm has improved on that now and is on the level of Eugene Sandow, I have reached a point where I cannot improve much more, I will be posting an updated photograph after my diet for this summer.
People on this forum constantly give out advise on relationships and how to handle women etc. you obviously haven't been on the forum very long if you haven't seen any of it. I agree with it but paradoxically people like SF1900 then degrade men who have bodies better than 95% of the Earth's population because they don't have a physique up to par with drug abusers.
If you've trained for 8 years and can't post a pic there are probably genetic issues that'll never be overcome.
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Re: Happy New Years Getbig!!!!!
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Sanity isn't required to belong to Getbig. Narcissists, exhibitionists, perverts, fetishists, and the simple-minded all assemble here. The delusional are always welcome to provide mirth and diversion.
Goodrum fits right in. The only thing affecting his credibility is the colossal gap between what he says and what he looks like. He holds his own with anyone on Getbig yet got up on stage and removed any respect for his physique. Now, why would a grown man who is establishing a business selling supplements sabotage his own career? That is plainly daft. I honestly think Melvin is following that saying that 'no publicity is bad publicity' to absurd levels. The man has no sense of what it is to construct a persona on line that is respectable. Instead he is making a buffoon out of himself and aggravating that status each and every day he posts here. I doubt any professional could help or cure our Melvin!
You worried about me, you should worry more about yourself. Just about every post you make nowadays has my name in it. You should spend more time repainting your gym equipment to a color other than pink than worry about my business affairs which doesn't need your assistance nor anyone elses.
You folks post day in and day out responding and hanging onto every word I say. Some of these post at at 3am in the morning, hours after I already went to bed. Pathetic to say the least
Hey, Melvin, did you see the movie, "Cool Hand Luke"? If you did then you know that Luke finally told the others to 'stop feeding on me'. Guess you feel the same way here when so many do that to you. Don't you see that you aggravate an already bad situation? If you don't like others posting about you then don't contribute to threads. Most people who get stirred end up either pissed off or very upset. When you tell us off that means all this crap IS getting to you and you don't know how to stop it. Day after day some are amused by your antics and you continue to feed them. Now you are fed up but can do nothing about it. Print up a batch of Bee Pollen Goodrum T-shirts and make a fortune.
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Re: Bill Cosby Mugshot....Soon To Be Meme around the world
At least his sweaters look a lot better
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do you find him to be sexually attractive? I know how lazy eyes give you a hard on.
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bubble butt
No homo
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Those guys are feminine enough that you could fuck them many times over a weekend and it would not be considered gay.
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Solid trolling... But
Who takes a 70 year old lady to the bar?
Are we 70 and older folks not allowed in bars?
Only behind them.
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bubble butt
:-X :-\
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From Shizzo's "dad bod" thread...
I asked another woman:
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< Oh brother. That is golden. Good job SF1900! :D ;D
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Re: Saw woman crying tonight at the supermarket
I was going through the self serve checkouts out my local supermarket and I noticed a young female staff member supervising the checkouts appeared to be crying, as I approached a checkout I asked her if she was OK. She said she was just suffering from hayfever but I don't think i believed her. We proceeded to talk and she seemed grateful that someone had noticed her condition and was also prepared to talk to her. The supermarket was busy and nobody else seemed to notice or give a fuck. As I left I said "Enjoy the rest of your day" and she gave me a nice smile. It was kind of weird, not used to seeing someone crying in public. Crying in public seems to be socially frowned upon, a bit like farting.
She must have been reading your posts on Getbig.
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Re: Ass but BB related - glute training
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Nothin' sexier than cat food/water in the bedroom.
Thanks for finding a clever way to come out.
Even if I WAS gay I would be able keep a woman longer than you.
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Re: Interesting Ted talks on Internet porn
Internet porn seems very damaging the more you look into it. Informational Ted Talks for anyone interested.
Only feminist women, manginas and white knights dislike porn. Women hate porn because it devalues the cost of vagina, it gives them less leverage over men. Manginas and White Knights hate it because the feminists tell them too and they do whatever it takes to appease women as a strategy to try and fuck them, and because they can't watch porn, they become even greater slaves to their cocks and ever more willing to be dragged around by their penis by the women in their life.
And look at the guy giving the talk, a man guaranteed to dry up every whores vagina within a 50km radius.
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From Shizzo's "dad bod" thread...
SF needs to lay off the TXT messages. Mine usually consist of 2 texts. Me: I'm waiting outside, Girl: I'm calling the cops.
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Re: Buying A Townhome in Greenville, SC - Moving Next Month
Sylva is not a bad place but I got a job offer I could not refuse and am taking it back to South Carolina. Any ideas Getbiggers as how to decorate the place....maybe some Arnold posters, Squat Rack, Tbombz posters???
Vince already made the list of notable residents...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenville,_South_Carolina#Notable_people
HAH!
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Re: Congratulations BigMikeCox on your blue stars!
She wants like $300/hr!!!
In order to pay her food bill...
LMAO!!! She does have some feeding videos too!
Bring a blender, funnel & some junk food with you for a nice discount
I could put the funnel in her ass, pour in some milk and have her shoot it out! (i saw that in a video on Evil Angel once....._
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Re: Fit hottie alert: Carriejune Bowlby
You're still fat though.
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Re: Should there be an intervention for Ronnie Coleman?
once you're dead, you're dead, who gives a fuck if somebody remembers you after you're gone
Obviously you don't since you've done nothing that made a difference in anybody's lives.
I'm glad that people remember, and past on those memories to me, of people like Einstein, Mozart, Socrates, Lincoln, George Washington, Mark Twain, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Owens, Ben Franklin, Patton, John F. Kennedy, Aristotle, Jesus Christ....
But to each his own. Just continue and be satisfied with being a nothing whose existence in this world made zero difference.
lol, i see that from your standpoint it's obviously important ( that actually didn't come as a surprise since you're like 80 years old and still post shirtless pictures on the internet), but well to me it isn't, people are different
I would have been certain pellius's list would include such luminaries as Ronald McDonald, the Hamburgler and Grimace.
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Re: Website tells you how attractive your photo is
Oops.
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Re: Website tells you how attractive your photo is
Very clever, provided morning chuckle..
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To a cocksucking loser like you, yep..
meet me buddy. I'm in southern California... not too hard to find, either.
feel free to PM me your phone number.
you know there's free apps like TextFree or Pringer for smartphones... so your coward-ass doesn't even need to use your own number.
i'll be waiting.... actually, I won't be waiting. because I know your bitch ass won't do a damn thing and you know deep down.. hell, not even deep down, it's right on the surface, that if you were dumb enough to meet up and call me a "cocksucking loser" to my face, getbig would never 'hear' from you sissy ass again.... or maybe they would, when they all get a good laugh outta seeing you on spankwire getting buttfucked by one of my 380lb clients/customers in exchange for a few kits of serostim. bitch.
kind regards, punk bitch. pm me.
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Re: Free State Of Jones - Both Me and True Adonis Are In It
Couldn't say anything until recently but the new movie "Free State of Jones" is coming out and both me and Adonis got small bit roles in the movie.
You'll see me picking...err hauling around cotton bales while that lucky bastard Adonis got lucky and spent most of his time on a horse riding. Good to finally meet him. It will likely be only a few seconds of footage but Getbig will represent May 13th. ;D
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Re: Free State Of Jones - Both Me and True Adonis Are In It
Couldn't say anything until recently but the new movie "Free State of Jones" is coming out and both me and Adonis got small bit roles in the movie.
You'll see me picking...err hauling around cotton bales while that lucky bastard Adonis got lucky and spent most of his time on a horse riding. Good to finally meet him. It will likely be only a few seconds of footage but Getbig will represent May 13th. ;D
good to hear it. I hope you will be a Hollywood star, buddy! :)
Nah...just wanting to raise my profile for my business ventures
Gawd I hope it is a snuff film...
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Dj181 visits Master Donny!
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"Was" because you felt threatened by me. What were the reasons that you voted against me?
Here's a clue. It was a unanimous vote. You figure it out from there.
I guarantee you it wasn't. Why are you lying to the good people of Getbig?
Would you like to put your account on the line?
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< Oh brother. That is golden. Good job SF1900! :D ;D
Thank you!! ;D ;D
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SF needs to lay off the TXT messages. Mine usually consist of 2 texts. Me: I'm waiting outside, Girl: I'm calling the cops.
lmao!! She's a good friend of mine! Shes actually living in Korea now!
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Re: BMC Stories 2016: My College Years
So as an 18 yr old i moved away from home in Cleveland to Toledo , Ohio. Its about 90 minutes west of Cleveland. Lucky for me, all the dorms were full so i lived in an aprtment just across the street from campus with a roommate. Now, i didnt know the roommate prior to moving, i think my parents met his at Orientation and being that he was black (and a MAJOR Malcolm X follower) they thought it would be "cool" if we lived together. Ok, whatever. Anyway, i move in and get all my shit together and we have some time to kill. Lucky for me, he knew some girls that went to Toledo also. They were from his hometown of Youngstown. One was black, one was Asian-ish. Forgot the black shicks name, but the Asian was Jeanette. Was about 5'8, long black hair, decent body. So, they come over and we head out and go downtown. Nothing fancy in downtown Toledo but nasty strip clubs (will tell an AWESOME story about me banging a fatty i met on Spring Break a few years later that worked at one of the strip clubs) and hookers. So its about 11pm and we head back to our place. Me and Jeanette are flirting and sitting in the back seat and grabs my hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh shit!! Now, back then my dick would get hard when the wind blew and i know i seem like a bad ass pimp, but i had only banged 3 girls prior to leaving for college so i wasnt THAT experienced.
So we are chilling and shit and i go into my room for something. When i turn around Jeanette has came in and shut the door. ITS GOING DOWN...i think to myself. Sooooo, we start kissing. Off comes the bra. DAMN!!! She has some nice tits and those big, dark nipples. So i suck the boobies a bit and move south. The pants come off and so do the panties and back then, bald beaver wasnt popular. She had the 1970s Christy Cayon bush!!! So, i go down on her and this bitch is WET!!! Like, sopping wet. And back then i wasnt the pussy licking master i am now and didnt like it too much but i did it anyway. Noting worse than a hairy bush! After about 5 minutes of muff diving, i head back up and say "suck my dick" Her response, "I dont suck dick" WTF?? Bitch i just ate your hairy pussy! Fuck it. So, i go to get on top thinking she may tell me to stop and put a condom on but NO!!! RAW pussy! Now, prior to this i banged the 2 of the 3 chicks before her raw but they werent THIS wet.
I enter her. OMFG, this asian pussy feels GREAT and tight! I look at the mirror next to bed and her yellow legs are open taking my dick......Oh shit.....I felt something. Something i was famiiar with...an orgasm! FUCK!!! Not yet, please not yet! Quick, think of baseball.....Nothing worked and within 4 minutes i was done! Came right inside her! FUUUCCCKKKK!!! She looks at me and says "Did you cum inside me?" I reply, "No, i pulled it out" But the look of disappointment on her face was obvious. I told her not to worry bc i can get hard again. She went to the bathroom to clean my teen creampie up, comes back in, gets dressed and says "See ya around campus." I saw her a few weeks later hoping to get another shot at that asian puffer fish, but she wasnt having it.
More Stories to Cum. Next: BMC and the Goth BBW. Another take of premature ejaculation
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Goodrum and Wikipedia.
Who started a Goodrum wikipedia page? :D :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Goodrum
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Re: Could Goodrum be made in to a movie?
The Pitch: The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980) meets Sleeping With The Enemy (1991).
One day, while out in the Kalahari looking for meerkats to help feed his bare-assed African tribe, clan member Me 'el Vin is almost smashed to death by a plunging skydiver who got separated from the formation of his all-gay team. Miraculously, the skydiver survives the fall with only minor bruises and damage to one of his ocular muscles. Interpreting the occurrence as that of a wind god descending to the earth, Me 'el Vin inspects the fallen man, marveling at his white skin, teal eyeliner, and phallic rainbow necklace.
Convinced that he has experienced the rare gift of a theophany, Me 'el Vin secretly carries the shaken man to his hut, and, invoking the tribal principle of finder's-keepers, is intent on having him all to himself. At first, things follow smoothly. Vissy, as the man calls himself, is slowly nursed back to health. Sex ensues in gentle, healing waves. Blurring the lines of individuality, and accompanied by an enchanting symphony of livestock and drums, a chromatic manlove of grey is born, filling the hut with a primal, aromatic musk.
However, while Vissy is contently convalescing, his 'keeper' finds that he desires more. Unable to conjure amazements and wonders, the power of which the greedy Mel 'el Vin wants to learn, if not steal, Vissy is tied up, gagged, and placed in an underground hole. Me 'el Vin becomes increasingly unrealistic with his demands, and, with disappointments mounting, releases his frustration in a series of sexually violent acts. Vissy, now broken and despondent, vows to escape his African nightmare by faking his death. But how?
(BTW: had Robert Altman's The Player (1992) in mind)
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Re: No Sharia Law in Getbig!
>:( >:( >:(
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Have you ever had the pleasure of experiencing a prostate-induced orgasm?
In my life, I've experienced orgasm via hand manipulation, vaginal sex, anal sex and also direct stimulation of the prostate.
Out of all of them, the prostate orgasm is by far the most powerful orgasm a man can experience. It is so powerful that besides ejaculating the most amount of semen you'll ever be capable of producing, it makes you weak in the knees and makes you feel tingling, nerve-like shooting sensations down your thighs and up towards your abdomen. It's the kind of orgasm that radiates throughout your body and makes you feel as if it wasn't just your scrotum that managed to drain itself.
There are many way of attaining this form of orgasm, but it takes time and practice to master it.
So, do I think that Tbomb's lady friend might possibly insert a vibrator up Taylor's hairy behind in order to provide him with double stimulation (vibrator to prostate and penile stimulation via her African Vaginus)? Yes.
Although, unless he posts a picture, none of us will truly ever know.
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Re: In here you vote for Shizzo as Mod for G&O
Seriously, can't we just ban him* already? Or at least limit his presence like we do for Josh? Nobody likes him and most dislike him.
* Shizzo
How do folks dislike someone they've never actually met? If you are passing judgment on folks based on their behavior (posts) on Getbig, you have some serious issues and probably not much of a (real) life.
You go into some sleazy porn shop and get on your knees and suck some random cock poking out of a hole. I don't have to know you in real life to dislike you.
I've never met Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin, Mao.... to hate them.
What a retarded statement.
You sit home alone, old and frail, nothing to live for, jacking off to gay porn lecturing others about passing judgement on what kind of life they live.
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Dj181 visits Master Donny!
Sweet Jeebus. How did I miss this one. Fucking Ironmeister is a genius.
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Observations
you know at the risk of me sounding hypocritical, I must say there are alot of fucking weird dudes on GB....
You have....
-100 plus page appreciation threads where some, not all of the participants take ass licking to a new level
-members who I assume are probably chronic masturbaters in real life because all they do is post pictures and never post
-people who claim to have competed in some sort of strength/thong sport yet there is no proof and those people demand proof from others
-people bragging about their ability to eat ginormous amounts of fast food and trying to challenge others to physiques contests when they disagree even though the junk food junkie physiques are all drugs and horribly grotesque in a skinny lobster from the sea kind of way
-people like the fast food lovers above arguing about morality in business in that thread who also have a 100 plus page thread about them about some not so moral decisions
-straight guys who are overly obsessed with gay sex
-some of the old men's drawn out stories(not wes)
-a thread about Las Vegas up on the board about current vegas sucking compared to old vegas which sounds more like bitching because the days ofmooching free nickels and meals is over unless you are an actual high roller
-any Howard thread on the internet
-90 plus page worship thread devoted to a cugly(cute and ugly) flat chested, big nosed chick who probably was the original DLB selfie wise
-the amount of people who slag goodrum's physique and business success/failure whom have never taken a risk themselves
-the walter sobchek's and donny's of the board who call people out on shit for being keyboard warriors yet are also keyboard warriors themselves
-guys who a little too sex starved in any topic
-people who brag about their lives, about what they would do in some emergency/life-death situation to survive crying because they want someone banned
-racists of all colors and backgrounds crying racism
-trolls whining about trolls
-gimmicks whining about gimmicks(like who gives a fuck if someone has a gimmick account, must be nice to have spare time)
-people who currently use/abuse rec drugs and/or PED's worried about eating a big mac once in a while
-old geezers and naturals who slam others who choose to use PED's yet are fans of bodybuilding which has NEVER been natural 100%
-people who think that a 73 year man who won a national title 45 years ago and who was not only around but in some cases in the room when some major history in bodybuilding took place(1980 Mr O) does not and will not get Blue Stars because he has a different opinion and/or has been critical of the IFBB in the past yet we have had no problem giving them to people who have done gay4pay, dealt drugs, are wife beaters, hookers, thieves, addicts, porn stars, etc. Hell we have people who have no proof of cometing or whom have never worked out who have blue stars or expert tags, thats weird.
Anyways does not mean I hate anyone, just people, places and things I find weird here
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Observations
I could do even better than that when I was a serious poster. No longer give much of a fuck.
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Re: El Chapo was Juicing
Though this was an interesting mix of items. The live footage of the raid is cool too.
"Images broadcast by Televisa showed blood and bullet holes spattered on the white walls of the house. In Chapo's downstairs bedroom, there were flatscreen TVs and a sofa littered with injectable testosterone, syringes, antibiotics and condoms."
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/before-capture-el-chapo-fled-via-secret-doorway-behind-mirror/ar-CCp3ry?li=BBnbcA1
I wonder if he'll escape through one of these next time?
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Re: Some advice for Vince Goodrum
I hope Goodrum listens to this. I don't think I can stand it if he comes on here to tell us that his ass was ripped apart by his boyfriend Vissy. Here is a visual. We all know what Goodrum looks like and what Vissy looks like. now imagine them fucking and sucking. If that doesn't just about make you throw up then you are one tough person.
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this looks great:
http://goodrumgroup.com/sixfigureblogmarketing/
:D ;D
Oh man....I'll have to fix that... >:(
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Re: Blue stars and no pics
What happens when someone receives these mystical blue stars? Is it like receiving a purple heart or nobel peace prize? Can one use these blue stars like a get out of jail free card? Do these blue stars help you land a great job or improve your credit score, maybe join a private country club? These stars sound very interesting and exciting. Please tell me what they do???? The last time I remember stars being handed out and anyone getting excited was in 2nd or 3rd grade. I thought it was fucking stupid back then even as a kid. Surely now these magical stars must have some great value and meaning to them and not just handed out for bravery of entering a bodybuilding competition????
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Yes, It is clear that I have made Pellius, my lap dog, over the years.
I'm lovin it. ;)
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this is brilliant! ;D ;D ;D
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this is brilliant! ;D ;D ;D
made by ironmeister :)
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Re: Freakfactor - Paco Bautista pleasing the schmoes.
Viewers discretion is advised due to schmoes comments and orgasmic grunts.
https://www.facebook.com/mrofansite/videos/875166419218426/
It's creepier if you understand spanish.
"Spread your legs Paco... bend over... that's it... do it... now!"
Kyomu appearance in 3...2...
I am herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! ;D
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Re: Team Venom Vince Versace!
I just started Team Venom Vince Versace in support of Vince for KEEPING IT REAL!
If you wanna join, put Team Venom Vince Versace in your signature line.
Sorry guys but I was nothing more than a jobber for squash matches. My last gig as Venom Vince Versace was MCing for a start-up wrestling promotion in 2001 and I haven't wrestled since '99. Don't expect me to return to the ring....ever.
I like my work now....pays more without the headaches and backaches. Try taking a few Jackknife Powerbombs and see how you feel in the morning.... ;D
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Re: Ever Faked It?
Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?
Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up. She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already. I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.
I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl. Felt bad. We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck. Pretty sure he didn't know. I think he knows now.
I used to be scandalous with my cock. Not as much these days.
A few times. Spit on a girls back once to pretend. A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.
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Re: Sucked a dick last night <no homo>
I can freely admit to walking a line most of you cannot comprehend. It is a major reason for my ascension to being a getbig Hall of Famer,
Life is about experience. Those who live in fear and are afraid of new experiences, and the judgement of others, are not truly living.
I am not like that. I wanted to see what the fuss was all about. I won't do it again, but it was worth the experience. Nobody will accuse me of being average.
100 pages easy. /OMR approved.
BTW....whats the point of saying "No Homo".....like that is going to make it any different you stupid bastard. Are you starving for so much attention on getbig that you would wrap your lips around a throbbing dong and start sucking it off????
Damn....10 pages easy but I don't think Listermint will wipe out the amount of embarrassment
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Re: So wait a minute, did Shizzo admit giving a BJ?
Jesus
Shizzo really is a cock muncher
Trying to say the post was altered
We all saw it
Bullshit. I don't even know the thread in question, because the thread has been deleted. Even if I posted that exact quote, it was taken out of context within the thread. There is no way that what was being said in that quote, was in response to me giving someone a bj.
Fitness Frenzy is a complete weirdo and asshole. I know he is Nelson Muntz as well.
LMFAO... I'll piss my pants.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS FUCKING GOING ON.
WHY WAS THE THREAD IN QUESTION ERASED SO QUICKLY? I DID NOT REPORT ANYTHING TO THE MODS.
I NEVER EVEN SAW THE THREAD.
SOME ASSHOLE PROBABLY CHANGED THE TILTLE TO ONE OF MY THREADS, THAT INCLUDED THAT QUOTE IN THE ORIGINAL POST.
THIS SHIT MAY BE FUNNY TO SOME OF YOU, BUT THIS IS AN ALL-TIME LOW FOR THIS WEBSITE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TRUST THE MODS.
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Re: Where did Jizzo's dick sucking thread go?
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Re: AAU Mr. America Jim Morris passed away at 80
he was being evicted.
some ppl are bashing the people evicting him with all this "how could you!?" and "sick and heartless"...
listen, dipshits, this is America... when you don't pay your rent the person youre renting from still (usually) has to pay the mortgage on the place you're living AND is counting on profits on top of that to eat.
what? just because he's old he shouldn't have to pay rent? get the fuck outta here with that socialist bullshit.
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I missed that OP and think it's funny as fuk ;D ;D ;D
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Dear Ron, The mods of the G&O, and the rest of the genuine Getbiggers (not the weird freaks)
This recent event has given me a revelation: I need to improve my life, and part of that is taking a hiatus from all of the negativity here.
This "Suckgate" situation is the result of lies and gross negligence (at best) from the mod staff.
I am logging off for 6 months. If I decide to return, it will be for my big reveal on August 6th.
If I don't, thanks for the memories.
You want me to prove that I am a man of my word (not that I have not already) but I guarantee you that I will not log back in until August 6th.
If I do, then I will gladly except a lifetime ban. The mods don't even have to make this "official".
AJ scalped the fat fuck.
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Re: Craziest gym owner I ever knew
Used to train at his gym and hung out with him. fuk!
if he shot the wife, he probably had a good reason for it
She was half his age and smokin' hot.
He got crazy jealous and lost it.
Did you tell him you were coming back?
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Re: Shizzo finds out what he posted on getbig (video)
Increase volume ;)
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Re: Last Day Working At Lowes In Sylva
Sorry Billy Guns.....I didnt work at Food Lion bagging groceries. I worked at Lowes answering incoming calls and doing returns....
Beats G4P ;D
So all this time you had everyone convinced you were a self-made, self-employed entrepreneur you were nothing but a wage slave for your corporate masters plugging away for $10/hour?
Actually I was making 11.89 ;D
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Today my attorney refered me to another attorney who speciliazes on internet privacy and libel issues. Next week, I am going to meet him and we will come up with a plan of attack.
I will spend a lot of money, but I will fuck Adonis no matter how long it takes or how much it costs. I will cause a lot of pain to Adonis for having violated my privacy and accused me of pedophilia no matter what. I would love to take a long hard look at his face when this is all over. The expression of regret he will have in his face will be priceless. I will make him suffer in a World where the pain is vey real.
I hope you are enjoying all the giggles, Adonis. I hope it was worth it, because you are going to pay a very steep price for them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
the original quote can be seen here now that the SMM account is deleted:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=425331.4275
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Lee Priest is something of a curiosity to me....what kind of person would turn themselves into such a freak? All that jewelry and all those tattoos, it's just too much.
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Lee Priest is something of a curiosity to me....what kind of person would turn themselves into such a freak? All that jewelry and all those tattoos, it's just too much.
You captioned this pic very well :D
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You captioned this pic very well :D
:D :D
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oh shit Prime that was golden! :D ;D
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oh shit Prime that was golden! :D ;D
Thanks. I wish I had a photo of me looking horrified or disgusted that you could use for this photo shop. It would be apropos.
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Thanks. I wish I had a photo of me looking horrified or disgusted that you could use for this photo shop. It would be apropos.
No, no, that curious/intrigued look matches perfect with your Leeservation
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Thanks. I wish I had a photo of me looking horrified or disgusted that you could use for this photo shop. It would be apropos.
if you have any other pictures of yourself I am sure ironmeister will be a happy boy if you send them to him in a PM.
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Re: Goodrum, how did you meet your ex boyfriend?
We had a chance meeting at Scandals in Asheville. I was in asheville visiting my mom and he was with some friends. We chatted and danced. Next day we went on a picnic. I drove back and forth from Greenville for 3 months dating till we decided to live together. I moved to sylva because he was caring for family. Waited a year before deciding to get married
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You captioned this pic very well :D
X2 oblivious humor of peace
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X2 oblivious humor of peace
or taking shit too serious :D
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or taking shit too serious :D
That's how we get 90% of the quotes in this thread.
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That's how we get 90% of the quotes in this thread.
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
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I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
is that a Donna quote? :D
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is that a Donna quote? :D
Haha, could be! No, it was that from that Esfitness badass (see his recent quote above or previous page)
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if you have any other pictures of yourself I am sure ironmeister will be a happy boy if you send them to him in a PM.
I bet he would. They are all pictures of my enormous cock. ;D
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
lol @ experts claiming steroids affect fertility! :D
You know the doctor was a Getbigger because he said 'Wider than Heath' before pronouncing 'It's a boy'
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Re: I can't take it anymore. Enough is enough. It's time for an intervention!
Dear baby Jesus, I called upon you 2 months ago, to please guide our brother in arms. Did you not hear my prayers? Please, somebody help him. :'( On a positive note, he's looking much cleaner. :-\
(http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/4d/d9/Gregory-Peter-Wolsky-mugshot-38521478.400x800.jpg)
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11-03-2012, 235lbs
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09-28-2015, 225lbs
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12-19-2015, 225lbs
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02-03-2016, 220lbs
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My next haircut I will take with me a pic of the most recent arrest photo and tell them I want the groink.
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Re: Dusseldorf
come to Celle
"Come to Celle" sounds like a shitty Simon and Garfunkel song....
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Re: Dusseldorf
ah yes jizzplates is in fatmcs little Internet Gang.. :D
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ah yes jizzplates is in fatmcs little Internet Gang.. :D
take your personal insults to other threads. They don't belong in the "best quotes" thread.
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take your personal insults to other threads. They don't belong in the "best quotes" thread.
fuck off
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take your personal insults to other threads. They don't belong in the "best quotes" thread.
The inner homo is strong in Donna the stalker
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Ron.....you're outing your Princess L gimmick.
Remember, only you can see IP addresses?
::)
I guess that means you better watch your ass, cuz I know exactly where you are and what other gimmicks you're running ;)
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Re: Last Day Working At Lowes In Sylva
You simply either have the natural born skills or you don't.
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Re: Shizzo Claiming to be Framed :-O
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Re: Shizzo Claiming to be Framed :-O
There is no conspiracy. Did Shizzo start a dick sucking thread? Yes. Was it deleted because it was seen as attention whoring trolling? Yes. Was he banned for it? No. He banned himself. I only locked the door behind him.
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Re: PHYSICS DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY-EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT!!!
This subject is something new to me so I am going to post some interesting ed-u-ma-ca-tion-astuff as I find it.
First of all ... here is a photo of the collusion in question that I took while traveling around the Universe with WIGGS and a couple of other GetBiggers whom I have forgotten.
And a schematic of what the hell is going on with this space/time stuff.
I gotta renew my knowledge on this space/time subject which is hard to understand due to the fact that it is the 4th dimension and I am still doing my best to understand the 3rd.
Doing some searching now on why this is so damn important!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=604626.0;attach=670107;image)
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Re: PHYSICS DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY-EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT!!!
Shizzo would claim the gravity waves drove his head down.
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Vince, how does anyone make sense of these massive guns??!?!?!?!
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Nice reminder. I have to train my arms today and keep the hypertrophy hormones circulating in my body. This is called fountain of youth training.
What is going on here with the post count? I posted several times today but the count remains at 9997. I should be on 10,000 now and awarded Blue Stars for longevity.
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Lee Priest is something of a curiosity to me....what kind of person would turn themselves into such a freak? All that jewelry and all those tattoos, it's just too much.
Prime Ponderings of Prime/Peace
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Prime Ponderings of Prime/Peace
prime looks like he could kick some ass for an old man.I was picturing a Penislust kind of creepy look
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Re: WYHI?
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prime looks like he could kick some ass for an old man.I was picturing a Penislust kind of creepy look
This is truly funny!
Gonna be 72 next summer. Still pumping iron so I can continue to kick ass if I need to. ;D
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Re: Genova is an assclown
This is great!
Someone "hacked" his social security number. Aka he gave away his social security number to a troll pretending to be a girl who said she'd suck his dick if he gave her his ss#.
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Re: Jason Genovas New Company Website Hacked on 1st Day
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Love It. Piss It.
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Re: Genova is an assclown
PJ actually seems really cool in this video and is VERY patient with Jason.
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PJ actually seems really cool in this video and is VERY patient with Jason.
I see it a little differently. At this point, I think PJ and Aaron are mainly attached to Genova for publicity / marketing their business and their products.
I honestly don't believe they give a shit about him. But we can have different opinions about this issue. :)
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I see it a little differently. At this point, I think PJ and Aaron are mainly attached to Genova for publicity / marketing their business and their products.
I honestly don't believe they give a shit about him. But we can have different opinions about this issue. :)
This is implying that they would be dead broke poor without Genova. ??? ???
I am sure that their business would still be doing just fine without Genova. Does it make them a few extra bucks having Genova? Sure. Is it breaking their bank account? Hell no.
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This is implying that they would be dead broke poor without Genova. ??? ???
I am sure that their business would still be doing just fine without Genova. Does it make them a few extra bucks having Genova? Sure. Is it breaking their bank account? Hell no.
you misunderstand me. I don't think they would be broke without him. Genova just gives them extra publicity.
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you misunderstand me. I don't think they would be broke without him. Genova just gives them extra publicity.
Sure, but I dont think the extra publicity is worth the shit they have to put up with regarding Genova. If they told him to take a hike, it would have little to no impact on their business. Again, hes probably more of a headache to them than he is a help.
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Sure, but I dont think the extra publicity is worth the shit they have to put up with regarding Genova. If they told him to take a hike, it would have little to no impact on their business. Again, hes probably more of a headache to them than he is a help.
at this point where Genova is melting down more and more, then yes. I agree. :)
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at this point where Genova is melting down more and more, then yes. I agree. :)
Agreed. At this point, he has become more of a headache to them than any help. They don't want to deal with that shit.
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This is a 10. Nobody cares because there are only phaggots on this forum, but this is a 10. 8)
Very pretty, nice body!
Imagine sitting next to her on a 10hr flight. The random hard ons would be painful. Could maybe jerk off next to her under the blanket while she sleeps!
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Re: Hit? Hit and then call the police?
This "citizen" was involved in a bad auto crash in Northern California. A witness snapped this pic as she was walking from the scene.
Hit?
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would hit with such force her romanian ancestors would feel the tremors
then head for the std clinic
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Re: WYHI - Big Mike Cox style
This may have already been discussed on here, but I'm not aware of it, and I would like to know if a theory I have holds any weight (no pun intended). Maybe one of you chubby lovers can provide some insight. So, I find many of the women posted in this thread physically/sexually attractive; pretty much all of them that don't have observable folds of fat when they're in a standing position. In my fantasy world, I would smash them with ferocity. In reality, I won't touch them strictly based on my long-held assumption that big ladies whose inner thighs rub together during 90+ % of the day will have a rank cooter. Most likely caused by sweating and lack of aeration. One minor point that's prevented me from hopping on the fatty train is that the inner thighs of the fatties will be all chaffed and discolored from the continuous friction. So that 2 of my senses (olfactory and visual) that would be offended by the experience. Am I in the ballpark with my assumptions, or are they simply serving as mental cockblockers.
Thanks for you help in advance.
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Re: Clear your browser before doing a presentation
I have a script I run that clears everything from my browser but forgot to run it while getting ready for a short notice meeting. Pulled up my browser to bring up the analytics report and as I typed "anal" Firefox dropped down my history list of a couple porn sites until I quickly finished the word "analytics" and it showed that history instead.
Shit happened another time with IE where it shows frequently visited Tiles and when I brought my browser up one tile showed pornhub.com.
HAHAHA. I don't think anyone had too much time to read my anal sites.
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Re: mother doesnt want sex anymore after having a child
when they met
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Vissy-eyed homo of peace
Interesting observation from someone with a May, 2015 join date...
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She just shaked her head, I said don't worry babes, this is for a noble purpose.
Wasn't exactly excited about me writing something on her, but I managed to get a good old note.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/hty0b4.jpg)
(I wanted to be leet, so wrote like a real 1337 )
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NelsonMuntz: "-straight guys who are overly obsessed with gay sex"
This is rampant in bodybuilding and powerlifting. Some other people are like this too. I have always thought someone who chronically jokes about gay stuff is gay or gay-curious. If I recall correctly, Jason Pegg (who I think posted here) and Jim Wendler were incessantly posting gay-flavored pictures, memes, and statements on FB and elsewhere. Why would have gayness on the mind when not presented with the topic or having to interact or see gays.
Strange...
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Re: Black History Month....Getbig Edition
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=505543.0;attach=541611;image)
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Re: Prince William of peace
seems you are too scared to say who you are. Be a Man tell us your name. Don't hide yourself.
post a pic donald
lets sum up
i flew to germany to fight you
you never turned up claiming some airport 82km away was in the same place
you then claimed i never turned up when i proved that you claimed i was hiding in the departure lounge
you even lied about phoning the aiport
and here we are again
you claimed i never served
when i proved it you want me to post my name
then it would be my address my bank details the name of my first pet
on and on
and what do you post in return nothing
you have been here years and never posted a single pic or video to prove any of your claims
you see donald the harsh reality is i can make you look like a coward or a fool anytime i like
you are barely able to formulate a sentence
you are too stupid to take me on
read this carefully and think about it 8)
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Re: Fit hottie alert: Carriejune Bowlby
No real man uses the word "hottie."
Or "selfie" for that matter.
You wouldn't know a real man if he punched you in your cum receptacle and took your lunch money.
Go search for your tiny cock and then fuck yourself with it.
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Pellius, why would I care what some girly boned homo like yourself thinks of me? Wait... Don't answer that as I simply don't read your responses, just pawing you around here as I have been all this thread.
You have the most narrow shoulders I've ever seen you make a guy like White Widow appear massive. You look like some retired lady boy who sucked cock for over 3 decades in Thailand, have developed the most advanced stage of Palumboisms of anyone on this forum.
You suck, fuckin kill yourself you skinny fat c un t.
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lol
Penislust always thinks he is owning people with his long drawn out responses saying shit like beta males etc when it's essentially that he owns no person, he just bores them to tears with his posts.
re the Beta Male stuff he throws around, lets see him go off test/gh for a year and see how Alpha(oh brother ::) ) he still is
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lol
Penislust always thinks he is owning people with his long drawn out responses saying shit like beta males etc when it's essentially that he owns no person, he just bores them to tears with his posts.
re the Beta Male stuff he throws around, lets see him go off test/gh for a year and see how Alpha(oh brother ::) ) he still is
the only satisfaction penislust gets out of his pathetic life is smacking his dog on the snout. What a sad fuck and poor dog. :-\
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Re: Ronda Rousey has let herself go
Will she ever fight again?
:-X
(Source)
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/ronda-rousey-20-the-queen-of-all-media
Fugly hillbilly cow.....nm
You would eat her asshole while her mother pegs you unmercifully.
I wouldn't spit on her mustache even if it was on fire.....
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Re: First Look: Bugatti Chiron
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ll3-JpbMnEA/VtRv1m8WPEI/AAAAAAABUtA/BRjvoJxR0FM/s1600/Bugatti-Chiron-20.jpg)
VW used the money they saved by installing cheat devices on their diesel cars to develop a 1500 hp W16 sports car. It's like this company's run by an evil fourteen year old boy. ???
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Re: Has RONNIE a genetic defect so he can't store any subcutanious fat??
Srsly, the guy is in hospital for weeks all the time, no exercise, still seems to have not one ounce of subcutanious fat on his body (while obviously having tons of visceral fat in his bloated gut).
Either the guy is on high doses of GH and DNP year round, or he really has some sort of genetic defect and is unable to store fat under his skin. A genetic freak indeed.
(http://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/1000022_931946313569428_7550547104602815597_n.jpg?oh=defa3cc955fa19817c5f8f43da10a1d1&oe=57517CF0)
Ronnie is the only man who wears posing trunks to the hospital on purpose. As opposed to Dillett, Munzer and Momo.
you musta been saving that joke for 20 years
congratulations on finally being able to crowbar it into a thread
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Re: Crazy Things You've Done For Love
Have never done anything crazy for love.
apart from when I was a little teenage fag in first serious relationship I've never believed it truly exists appart from the love I feel for my two kids, I care about myself and kids and don't really give a shit about wor lass and would only feel bad for the kids loss if we split up.
Again with sex being the type of bloke who would fuck anything I've never had to go to any great length, I have been with some really ugly woman, the worst was barely female.
I met the she beast in my local nightclub and within 10 minutes I was taking her home, she looked and dressed like shit but never knew just how bad till later. We stopped at the pizza shop and she bought herself 6 cartons of chilli sauce with her pizza which I thought was strange. A couple of workmates seen me with the abomination in the pizza shop too so already I was dreading Monday morning.
We get back to my parents house (still lived at home) and went straight to my room, under the light the true horror was revealed, her teeth appeared to be in sideways as they were wider than they were long, had a big scar down her chin and some of the shittiest drawn tattooes I've ever seen. I soon found out why she bought the cartons of chilli sauce as she started Downing them in one the vulgar bitch she told me she was a scaffolder as well for fucks sake.
As we start getting into it she gets fucking worse, she was fucking almost rectangle shape with no curves at all, and had triangle tits with nipples about an inch long (honest they were vile). She told me she was shaved but when I got down there it was fucking stubbly but She could deepthroat and was a good fuck. But had to pretend I was going to sleep to get her off me.
The next day she was lying around naked and downed another 3 cartons of chilli sauce, I was disgusted by this sight but she started teasing albu alternating slow licking then swallowing down my tiddler, so I let her finish the job and she swallowed every drop before kicking her out, I told her my car was broken and she could catch a bus up the front street and told her the way.
Tried to sneak the ugly cu no out but my dad Seen and laughed like fuck.
My mates still tell every fucker the story to this day but I enjoyed the sex and sometimes still jerk off to it.
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Re: I can't take it anymore. Enough is enough. It's time for an intervention!
Great news, Groink's release date will be 6-9-16. I for one am confident he will be a changed man...... for the better. I'm hoping that maybe the collective of getbig can put together a care package for him, that we can deliver to him, once he is released. I'll start a list of items to help him get back on his feet.
1. Some new striped shirts that aren't purple.
2. A new sphincter.
3. Some running shoes.
4. A picture of Tbombz.
Please feel free to add to the list. :-*
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Re: Spunk, strength, wit and grace shape JODI LEIGH MILLER's thread of peace!!!!!!!!
Whoever owns the sites like Shemuscle, Herbiceps and Herflexappeal is still making some bank because honestly I had a hard as FUCK time finding any of the pics that were exclusively on there without signing up.
Yes, I paid out of my pocket to keep this thread going. :-\
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Re: THE ORIGINAL EARTH IS FLAT! FACT!
Wiggs, although I already shared this with you, I think its appropriate it to share it with getbig.
(http://s14.postimg.org/vlzkhb8i9/IMG_8405.jpg)
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
(http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u430/Orbrit771/MW536771/Facebook8032/sotofu_zps9314ccdf.jpg~original)
Is this you referring to?
Wow..giving the finger to the camera. How hardcore is that? ::)
About as hardcore as calling oneself "conservative" while growing the national debt from 5.7 to 10.6 trillion. A greater debt ratio than Obama, even.
(http://rs156.pbsrc.com/albums/t24/Tahtsi/Gifs/buckfush.gif~c200)
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Re: confession
Your post reeks of logic, so I can't really disagree with you.
I don't really know what skorpio is about really. But I can't know what j is REALLY about neither. So, both jj and skorpion could be bullshiters, or they could be both for real. This goes for all of us really.
It's just that according to the evidence we have...
And pellius, if your hair line is that high, the hair needs to go. His hairstyle reeks of dwelling in the past just like the man himself, lol
His post reeks of jealousy a lot more than logic. I guess if I'd introduce some of my friends who are about Scorps age and their lifestyle - dude would off himself (realizing that some people really live in "heaven" while still being alive).
I guess anyone who posts here about real life success and has means to prove it - is like a sore thumb for plenty of jobless steroid addicted losers who lurk here. And having fun while sharing your success stories online is "seeking for validation". Yeah, I get it, sharing stories about suicidal thoughts and depression makes everyone feel a lot better than someone who is flaunting money, hot bitches and expensive trips around the world. I feel sick of this kind of two-sided animal nature in humans. Everyone enjoy seeing someone suffer, very rare enjoy seeing someone kicking ass, esp. when that someone is seemingly "one of us".
Keep watching your teen angst movies you get all of your deep thoughts from....
I'd probably off myself in prevention of meeting any friends of yours because I couldn't handle so much drama masquerading as deep thinkers in the same room.
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Re: Scott Alexander update
So by known him personally for years, you mean you spent a few hours in total chatting?
Not sure what the point is. He befriended me on Facebook a few years ago so I had a good chat with him and sporadically over the years. I've not talked to him in quite some time though....enough to consider him a friend but not the same as someone like maybe Aaron Singerman, Skip La Cour, or Bob Chick.
I think Scott gets too much flack as an arrogant asshole but he's actually a pretty nice guy and cares about his clients getting in shape and anyone who helps me out in my goals is someone I consider a friend as I find his lifestyle and habits very motivating. His title of being "Britain's Most Vainest Man" is far from the truth. He simply works harder than everybody else and doesn't make excuses.
Why the fuck would he be interested in befriending a stupid, black fag like you? ???
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Re: Why do people work 16 hours a day and prioritize money over happiness.
"Everybody wanna be happy, but don't nobody wanna exercise arete" -- Aristotle (Arrie) Coleman
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Re: THE ORIGINAL EARTH IS FLAT! FACT!
We don't live on a spinning ball.
The earth is concave/flat.
I have science and my five senses to back this up.
I dont know dude. the shadow on the moon is pretty round to me.
would love to meet you and have a discussion about the gravitational pull on uranus.
I saw what you wrote there..
I wish I didn't.
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Re: Photoshop experts
Something looks off in this pic. Am I just being a hater?
(http://i67.tinypic.com/9sv0qp.jpg)
yes here is the real pic >:(
(http://i67.tinypic.com/9sv0qp.jpg)
Unless you hid a Tbombz in there I can't really see the difference
(http://i65.tinypic.com/28regoz.jpg)
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Re: Random Bodybuilding Pics
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/941089_10205769295059494_4940738640675032146_n.jpg?oh=2cf2b17052c0a40d58d7e59171499f2a&oe=5750E73E)
Can you post a clearer photo of that ponytail? I'm into buns and ponytails lately.
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Re: Shizzo and Rx muscle
Shizzo giving fitness advice to competitors on RX Muscle. :D :D :D :D
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Re: Shizzo and Rx muscle
LOL
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Even in absentia, the King is busy conquering other lands to add to his vast domain.
August 6, the day of reckoning, when his majesty will drop the bomb on villainous picaroons thereby tickling their catastrophes.
Hic est Shizzorus, rex quondam, rexque futurus!
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If shizzo spit in a cup at a sperm bank, they'd accept it.
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Hahahahaha
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Re: What did you eat yesterday?
(http://s12.postimg.org/6kjjbpuj1/big_ass.jpg)
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it was rice cakes with peanut butter, and a little strawberry jam on top.
Bodybuilding approved!
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it was rice cakes with peanut butter, and a little strawberry jam on top.
Bodybuilding approved!
Were the rice cakes and peanut butter sodium free, and was the jam all-strawberry? Just to make sure, you know.
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Were the rice cakes and peanut butter sodium free, and was the jam all-strawberry? Just to make sure, you know.
rice cakes: A few weeks old and stale (my girlfriend opened the pack a few weeks ago)
peanut butter: The cheapest one from Lidl
:D
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rice cakes: A few weeks old and stale (my girlfriend opened the pack a few weeks ago)
peanut butter: The cheapest one from Lidl
:D
BigCyp principles
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Re: Make GetBig Great Again!!!!!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/73/bd/c473bdc0eb83464bc245adca73585e1b.jpg)
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Re: Vince's Gay Getbig True Story Of The Week
Ok folks:
I had just left Planet Fitness (yes I work out there, its cheap) and decided to pick up some grub before I went home so I went to Moe's Southwest Grill. When I walked in it was crowded but over in the corner was this white guy that I slept with the previous week. To my astonishment, he was sitting with what I presumed to be his wife and 4 screaming little kids. He looked over and somewhat cringed a bit and for good reason. I have a general policy to where I don't mess with married guys as I've had some issues with that and he clearly lied. It was a sobering moment to think that while he was telling his wife that he loved her, that he also loved 8 inches of my black kielbasa pounding his ass for a good 30 minutes and shooting all over his mouth (he wanted it).
Anyway, I got distracted and the worker asked me what I wanted to order. I took a deep breath and loudly announced that I wanted a HOMEWRECKER!! The guy simply just shook his head and put it down on the table while his wife was asking if he had a headache.....
I rule.
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Re: Make GetBig Great Again!!!!!
I'm totally buying one of those.
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I'm totally buying one of those.
I would even rather buy a "arnold is numero uno" shirt
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believe it or not, ....I'm a theater student who graduated from NYU
and here u r ;D
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I collect Burj Dubai photos. Burj in their language means tower. What a building. Would love to visit just to shoot that building from different places and angles.
Here is a photo I collected and edited from on line. This is one impressive and beautiful building. It makes a statement that they can do things better than the rest of the world.
Click under the photo to see it full size.
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Closest image of what heaven looks like to date.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=493657.0;attach=534836;image)
That would be heaven for you, but hell for the guy on the table.
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^^^^BTFO
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Re: Who here resists growing up for the same of having fun
For each his own. I've decided long ago that I'll have fun for as long a possible and then I die.
Make money, when you have enough - you can do pretty much whatever you want and get away with it.
But I suggest another outlook, which we usualy skip/don't think about it. Genes. Not everyone have genes to be able to enjoy every day life like it's fun day in, day out. I mean - many guys/girls are not exactly the best looking, etc... all they ever want is to find someone who'd be willing to stay with them/have regular sex with them for as long as possible and they are content with it, then they have kids, to have something to do (as "having fun" is not so fun when you can't dominate in a physical sense, or at least be somewhat above average). It's a lot more important than people want to admit. It's no fun for a manlet in some social gathering when he can't talk up a girl and see her eyes lighting up, it's no fun for a heavy build female to go out and see all these better looking chicks, it's no fun to be bald and hang around people who have nice full locks, etc... People can denie it, but it's true we are very superficial animals and our body is our survival machine, our avatar that we present ourselves in. Only time people who are physically subpar that have lots of fun are these who are rich and doesn't give a fuck, because everyone still kiss their butt and are afraid of.
I guess you look good and that's why you don't care too much. I feel similar, my dad is 50+, smokes as a chimney, drinks booze when gets a chance, has spent million years in the direct sun, yet has incredibly good skin (for that lifestyle) and overall looks very good, and I'm a copy of my dad, that means I don't worry about suddenly looking "bad" and not being able to find some pussy, etc...
That and many people just doesn't have a drive to keep on going at fast speed, they start doubting themselves, they search for something calm, easy, predictable, SAFE, comfortable... The funny thing is - once they find this - they start to feel miserable, because all the turns are taken, all the ways are known and every day starts to feel like the last one, no danger, no fear, but no surprises and no "high" at the same time.
Life is funny and ridiculous survival experiment, I've ceased to analyze it quite some time ago, I just push the pedal now and see where it takes me, if it's nice I'm happy, if it's not nice - I'm still pretty happy and most important, one thing is for sure - I want to live like I'm living now for as long as it's possible, I've worked a lot to come to this state of being, worked as in overall sense, and now that I'm here - bring it on, I'm just begining to really have fun!
Don't sweat too much of how others are living, your friends, your relatives or me writing this, just have your own goals and keep going doesn't matter how "unordinary" or "crazy" they may look to many. many will end up like you can see now when looking at people who are twice your age who lived "like most". You see a nice view? Good for you if so, I don't see much to strive for.
EDIT: it's all in your mind of how it will be. Take a look at this fella and pay attention to what he says at the end. It's a mind that never rests, a mind that is hungry and want's to keep the pace, a mind that is not afraid to dream big, a mind that will have fun for as long as it's possible:
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Re: Who here resists growing up for the same of having fun
That's a great post
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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
Skip to the 8 min mark
http://www.tube8.com/teen/nikita-very-hot-teen-hard-rough-fuck!/28798891/
dude, put down your dick and properly paste the fucking link
I'm 37! I have no idea about how to embed links
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Re: Babes in Bikinis, enjoy
(http://oi44.tinypic.com/a0aufm.jpg)
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This one may be a good Tbombz picture for you to post
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=472841.0;attach=539950;image)
Or if the forum is full of intellectuals, Dr. Palumbo may be a better fit...
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2mpx3pw.jpg)
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I must say that OWNING Hindemburg Melao Jr. (AKA SuckMyMuscle) was certainly the biggest owning of 2012.
I had not witnessed anything as devastating since Alex23 had gathered Squadfather's information via Special Ed's call-in radio show and then used that info (Squad's home phone number as provided to Alex by Jason) to find Squad's coordinates and furthermore expose him via the guise of it being Derek Anthony.
SuckMyMuscle's time here was exemplary.
A long career on GetBig, spanning all of 9 years, was put to rest.
He was outed for every abomination he ever committed on this site (promoting child pedophilia, bullying others, supposedly crippling German Shepherds and lying his ass off about being a US special-ops member able to kill 23 men with a single swing of his hand).
So devastating was the outing that he vanished from this site as to save whatever ounce of dignity the Hindemburg Melao Jr.-name had left.
RIP SuckMyMuscle,
"1"
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Re: Billy Guns-You are lying.
I want to take this opportunity to inform you and the rest of the board that you are lying. I know for a fact that the picture you posted of that motorcycle is NOT yours.
Can you apologize please for stealing that picture?
That motorcycle picture he posted actually belongs to Greg Brew, head of Industrial Design at Victory motorcycles.
For some reason he felt like claiming it at his own.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=606450.0;attach=674464;image)
http://carzz.co/designbook/3382/best-of-bobber-motorcycles/
Now look at this from the above link:
(http://carzz.co/xs650-bobber-cars-and-motorcycles-wheels-carzz_114319.jpg)
Same pic.
Why did you do this Billy? ???
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what kind of dumbfuck wants used posing trunks?
Hulkster bought a pair of Ronnies and uses them like a bane-training mask.
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quote by mass04
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
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The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
*an in shape man and woman run past at the park*
Timmy-"gee dad, check out the buns on that!"
Gayor-"yes son, very tight,diamond calves, detailed hams, solid glutes, a little soft but still..,he must work out"
*long silence*
Timmy-" ....dad...all the kids at school call me homo"
Gayor-"I used to get that son, then I found bodybuilding and now all my new friends at the Olympia after party love me"
Timmy-" no dad, they call me homo because of you..... why do you post on an internet forum that you like muscular men?what's a white towel? why do you have Las Vegas hotel receipts in a different name? Who's Chick?
Gayor-* long sigh*"when a man reaches a certain age Timmy, he starts realising that there are certain activities he had been holding back on doing, you know son, kind of like you are now starting to like girls"
Timmy-" Is that why Mom got angry and moved in the spare bedroom after she threw out that long, black, rubber thing she found in your tool shed, that was signed with the name 'Kai'?"
Gayor-"Kind of son, but your mom was right to do that, I don't hold it against her, everyone makes mistakes, she forgave me the first time"
Timmy-" that's a relief, I was getting worried about telling you I accidently deleted the 200gb password encrypted folder on your hard drive named 'room 7'"
Gayor-"NOO!!!!!!"
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Now the weather is warming up & it's time to show your guns.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=675010;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=675011;image)
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Billy Guns and Goodrum rival these two most musculars
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Sorry its small
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always love that second one
this one is the best though
The Gayor is the kind of guy with a distant father who realized pretty early that his son wasn't "normal". Dad went out of his way to ignore and avoid his son and probably drank heavily. I can only imagine the dissappointment on the day dad asked his son what he was building with his Legos only to be met with the reply, "I'm building a town filled with muscle men and I'm the mayor." Many dreams were shattered that day.
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celebrities' versions of broke are different than ours. People consider Lindsey Lohan broke but she has plenty of money
You are broke, man.
Lindsay Lohan's 2002 Boxster is worth more than your home. :-X
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Re: Shizzo Banned by RX Muscle, then let back on :-D
Shizzo:
That's a bit different. I am IP banned over there, so there is really no point to try and log in.
Dude, why do you speak to me like this? I have not done anything to warrant your harsh language towards me.
RX Admin:
I am not your dude. What's so fucking harsh about what I said?
This is the fucking Pit dumbass. You annoy people. They have PM'd me and said as much. You come here and try to dictate what we do and now I am harsh? You annoy me and possibly Curt ( he can speak for himself ) with your attitude.
Do you want it power-sugar coated for you?
Shizzo:
Oh, so this is the "PIT" now? Where an administrator can belittle a member at will?
If this is the "PIT" then I should be able to give my opinions without fear of repercussions.
I am not racist, sexist, or homophobic, so as long as you can handle my true opinions, then I think that the Pit is the perfect place for me.
P.S. I can guarantee you that longtime Rx Members like Sunnyday, Cook, etc..... have not PMed you to say that I was annoying. I bet it was from low post members, or posters with an agenda.
I have done nothing but try to fit in here, meanwhile being attacked nearly the entire time.
RX Admin:
You follow our rules not the other way around.
I too am a member.
Shizzo:
I agree completely. But can you tell me what rules I have broken? Why was I put on "suspension" twice now? Seriously, I would like to know how to post here, without getting into trouble.
http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?137806-This-is-not-Getbig-but-I-ll-rattle-on-and-on-and-on-about-it-here/page7&p=2128578#post2128578 (http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?137806-This-is-not-Getbig-but-I-ll-rattle-on-and-on-and-on-about-it-here/page7&p=2128578#post2128578)
Already put on suspension TWICE. :D :D :D :D :D :D
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I didn't make them, just found them on here of course
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Mike "THE NATTY" O'Hairn keeping it real.
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Re: A black James Bond , would it bother you?
"Indubitably" (said in my best Boston Brahmin accent).
The problem centers on perceived violence towards traditional sources (factual, fictional, and factional) of white identity and pride. More specifically, the issue is an expression of a zero-sum appropriation: e.g., one side stands to gain in the loss of the other, so a gain in black-Bond corresponds to a loss in white-Bond. To use another example, a multicultural sensitivity to black girls feeling racially alienated by white-Annie leads to the creation of the black-Annie adaptation, which strips white girls of the profilmic experience of racially identifying with Annie, who's now black. Being White-British is an integral part of the Bond character (spanning from Fleming's imagination to the character's various iterations in film – at least to those aware of the history) because he's an absolute throwback to English imperial values – of thinking of Britain as superior and civilized – from which he derives his sense of duty and justification for ensuring the British capacity if not to rule, then to stay a Western hegemonic player. It's hard to see how an Elba, who represents the multicultural opposite of a person whose self-interest is to ensure that anachronistic value, can keep the narrative intact – unless you scrub away all that whiteness and rewrite the history. What ought to be desired is a non-zero-sum creation of a black character that can engender feelings of in-group racial pride and out-group admiration, which can serve to launch the new character to lasting success (much like James Bond has done for decades).
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Re: A black James Bond , would it bother you?
^ excellent writing. ;D
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Re: you go to the gym........
and this has been sitting on the last available bench for over 5 minutes... what do you do????
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=607516.0;attach=675905;image)
Go up to him, slap him across the face and tell him you ordered your food over an hour ago...and then talk to him about customer service.
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Re: Myspace angles/deception, photography skills/editing of peace.
Haha had forgotten all about that porker.
This problem is still an epidemic, another one that tried to bamboozle me a while back.
What I was presented
(http://s18.postimg.org/5m24e4h3t/Untitled_3.jpg)
The reality
(http://s23.postimg.org/du1ts5zuj/Untitled_2.jpg)
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Re: RONNIE Coleman just got married!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mC1TEdZ4gks/Su9dGZGyq5I/AAAAAAAABkI/BhJTTOkzdeU/s400/1998-mr-olympia-292-vicki-gates-ronnie-coleman+copy.jpg)
From what I know, she is a nice woman, but, man, that is one manly mug. If you're rutting on top of that, looking down at the face, you gotta be thinking you might just be a homo.
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Re: CSWOL posting here
entertaining in a weird way. i'm not saying anything bad because this type of stuff is always popcorn material, more so when u r there on the spot witnessing stuff like this.
"u ain't got no money", how surprising that she used that angle in trash talking lol
No her being a jackass yelling get away from her food started the argument, I was no where near her food, we were in line minding our own business! *
* TSNWGS = CSWOL
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No one gives a shit about Irish people
U all look dumb with your pale skin
Your country is too expensive to visit
Your food is gross and we only care about u 1 day on st Patrick's
U all sound stupid with your accents and think u are superior
The world thinks Ireland is a joke
No one fucking cares about the historic struggles of your retarded people
Big Ro seems like alikeable enough fella, but the above quote by Natural Wonder shows why he such an under rated paster
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Big Ro seems like alikeable enough fella, but the above quote by Natural Wonder shows why he such an under rated paster
Um,no.your both idiots
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Um,no.your both idiots
Ireland is a very nice country to visit. Highly recommend it.
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Ireland is a very nice country to visit. Highly recommend it.
Agreed, by all accounts it seems a very pleasant place to visit and the Irish people seem to be very hard-working and intelligent
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Agreed, by all accounts it seems a very pleasant place to visit and the Irish people seem to be very hard-working and intelligent
they were positive people are very extremely friendly towards us tourists. :)
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(http://soccer123.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rachel-bush-hottest-photos-4.jpg)
i would eat her extremely aggressively, i would probably not be depressed for 2 whole weeks after couple of hours with her. the thing is, she needs to take a creme toke from the bong first so that i don't hear her talk too much. i did that couple a summers back with a woman of her age and after that it was the best sex ever, she made noises as if i was performing excorcism on her, her pussy was a river. i didn't feel weird at all, i was all smiles for a week
good times, back when i tried to hang on of life.
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Kaje is Getbig's black apologist for whites. It's pretty sickening watching him in action. He loves getting his pats on the head from his white Getbig "bros". I think he forgot he's black. The good thing is, is with how shitty race relations have gotten in this country, his black ass will get a nice reminder eventually and all the schooling, well spokenness, shuckin' and jivin' will get him nowhere. Maybe he'll wake up, maybe he'll c oo n harder. I don't know.
I'm willing to bet money this Negro hasn't seen black pussy since his greasy ass came out of one. I know his type, I used to be one. All praise The Most High, my ignorant black ass woke up to the truth and grew some balls and stood up for my people.
Hell try to diffuse it with an attempt at humor or one of his protectors will chime in about how well spoken and upstanding he is and pat him on the head. Didn't care for him back then, and don't care for him now. Negros like him are more dangerous than any white.
First of all: Get over yourself. I don't owe you or a damn thing aside from mutual respect.
Becoming the kind of black man someone like yourself can be proud of is never going to be a priority. It'd be crazy to seek the approval of someone who spent most of his adult life high, was recommended psych meds by a doctor, spent years trying to convince himself having an Anero reamed up his ass isn't gay, and is primarily educated on YouTube.
I deal with more real racism than you can imagine. It's amusing when people like you et al opine that a guy who grew up on welfare, single mom, and in the hood isn't being black enough.
All pussy is pink.
Ignorance is dangerous. Thankfully, you're a nobody and delusional enough to think throwing insults at me is standing up for your people. Even if you thought I was the greatest thing since pizza by the slice, it wouldn't do shit for me.
I'm getting a little bored with the Hebrew thing, though. Can't speak for anyone else but I look forward to your next "awakening". I imagine it will probably have something to do with the pyramids being spaceships that brought blacks here as aliens. :)
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Re: 21yr old Columbian girl I'm banging last few weeks...
A transexual who gave me a blowjob 2 weeks ago had ass implant! I was desperate haha! SHe found me on a dejtingsite and my phone started to make some noise in the middle of the night! I got up and thought! What the hell! New experiences = good! I wont see "her" again! SHe did a great job though! It was like, DONT LOOK DOWN. DONT PULL THE PANTIES! ;D
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Thread: Lebron hits up young 18 year old Instagram model via DM and she outed him.
love the ''morality'' in this thread, lol I'm 33 and i would hit it from here to eternity
In this thread, 'morality'='lack of options'.
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Re: 21yr old Columbian girl I'm banging last few weeks...
Julio Caesar who likes to get blown by trannies:
(http://s24.postimg.org/5gj7d215h/e_VSwl_Xh.jpg)
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:o ;D
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Coach's nightmare
Coach awakes, Half past midnight
He grabs a foot stool, turns on the light
In heavy thoughts tonight
He had a dream that trump was fucking him
And it wasn't right
Because coach's hole, wasn't tight
How Can he be fucked be the
King of liars?
Knowing that his ass, doesn't have
What trump requires?
So a sad coach retires
And becomes a crier.
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Now this has to be a ridiculous statement. Perhaps you can define your concept of intelligence. A doubt a person with below average intelligence can earn a post graduate degree. Certainly not in philosophy.
I once found a Masters degree for Philosophy in a Crackerjack box. I wrote the company asking them to next time put a better toy in it next time
Your writing, as evidenced by the above post, suggests, indeed, that the only way you would come into possession of a master's degree in philosophy is to find one accidentally. I'm not sure about Vince B's time as a graduate student, but you might be surprised to learn how competitive it is to get into top philosophy of science programs like, inter alia, Pittsburgh, ANU, Sydney (Sydney is especially distinguished for its specialty in the philosophy of biology), and LSE. You also might want to research how well U.S. undergraduate philosophy majors score on standardised tests for graduate programs, e.g., GRE & LSAT (even when religion majors are lumped in with philosophy). My impression is that thinkers such as Popper, Kuhn, and Hempel are light years beyond your grasp. So, by all means, don't risk disappearing into the ether and get back to eating those Crackerjacks.
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Re: CSWOL posting here
* TSNWGS = CSWOL
This is the kind of attitude that gets a man killed. Specially a white men in a black neibourghood.
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This is the kind of attitude that gets a man killed. Specially a white men in a black neibourghood.
This man has no shame or fear..
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Re: Bodybuilding Lookalikes Pics
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=607674.0;attach=676467;image)
(http://www.etonline.com/news/2016/04/24229726/joseph_baena.JPG)
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She has good taste in men. That Anchor charm on his necklace is super hunky and dreamy. he looks to be a serious alpha with the camo hat. Ready to battle on the drop of a hat. See what I mean about her nose and tit job.
(http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/7252648/960full-anna-faith-carlson.jpg)
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Re: Goodrum giving some advice to Aaron Singerman
I've formulated a number of supplements over the years. I have a Naturopath License and studied Herbalism....I'm from Asheville, NC after all. I originally offered the formula to Aaron last year but he rejected it so I sold it to another company abeit with the addition of some ingredients. You're welcome to ask him sometime.
no one wants to talk to that big nosed nerd
Nobody wants to talk to you, broke mother fucker. Eat my kielbasa.
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Re: Goodrum giving some advice to Aaron Singerman
For all the shit Vince takes he can throw it back quite well.
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Um,no.your both idiots
you're
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Re: Lame Gimmick.What's Up With the BodyConnoisseur account?-Det Doggity On The Case
4 people dm'd me yesterday about how the BC account is a gimmick and everyone in every thread he posts in calls him a gimmick. So, for most, I know this isn't news. Just a rundown of how much of a gimmick he is.
Keeping the story straight
I was advised to look at his account history because he keeps changing his story. That's true. There are a bunch of inconsistencies. I found about 20 just randomly jumping around his post history. The intense racism thing is new. He recently claimed to be an Italian living in America, but earlier in his posting history he was Bulgarian. Just a week ago, he claimed he was single. Yesterday, he claims he has a boyfriend he loves making out with in public and posts a pic, presumably with his boyfriend.
(to be continued)
The Avatar
That is minor shit, true. Where the gimmick really starts to fall apart is his avatar. The BC account is about 2 1/2 years old, but it kicked into gimmick overdrive about 3 weeks ago. During that time he was using this avatar:
(http://i68.tinypic.com/2drus0m.jpg)
After another poster questioned him about his avatar, he replaced it with a different photo of the same guy. He placed a rainbow filter over the new photo in an attempt to prevent it from being reverse image searched. It didn't work. If you reverse image search the pic, you gets some hits for russian blogs with a bunch of his pics taken from facebook. I don't know if he's claiming to be the guy in the avatar, but he used pics of the same guy in both avatars and posted another pic of that guy with his boyfriend last night when he discussed making out with his boyfriend in
public.
Social media pics can be found here, halfway down page:
http://blognews.am/rus/news/82895/?fb_comment_id=571498492908257_5203379
No real need for much detective work Sherlock. It's an obvious gimmick. All his original posts were made in September 2014 in which he claimed to be heterosexual physique competitor. He didn't post again until this month in which he became a vitriolic, homosexual racist.
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Re: Roman Gladiators were REAL ALPHA MALES
Bodybuilding is one in foundation and roots; it doesn't have an alternative story to suit your taste.
Points well taken, but I have to side with Wiggs and Rascal Full on this one: the "roots" of bodybuilding and its current "branches" are not necessarily homosexual.
The concepts of homosexuality and homoeroticism are often conflated. While the concept of the latter is inherent in the concept of the former, the former is not, per se, contained within the latter. On the one hand, homosexuality involves sexual activity between members of the same (homo) sex, which does include a form of male desire (eros). On the other hand, while homoeroticism does involve a form of male desire, that desire is not necessarily a Shizzonian thirst to consume the contents of another man's pendulous nethersacks or to boldly travel down the Tbombzian tributaries of the tuchus (e.g., homoeroticism can be seen in a man's [or mens'] admiration of another man's [or other mens'] male characteristics that are not tied to sexual desire – this could be viewed as certain attractions toward manly personality traits, rugged physical abilities, handsome appearances, etc.). Obviously, bodybuilding is supported by both homosexual and homoerotic tendencies, but it is not exclusively tied to a secret, Kaimprehensive desire to go behind the white towel, as it were (no homo, no schmoemo, no flaming majordomo).
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"a Shizzonian thirst to consume the contents of another man's pendulous nethersacks"
Brilliant :D
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Re: TBOMBZ & The Ten Commandments
How long until he is arrested for siphoning off the congregation's donations to pay for meth and Brazilian house boys?
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Re: tbombz facebook post from today
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2wfjv9j.gif)
How the Assbunny lead to the Deus Absconditus (or, the God who hides)
Taking a moment to survey his wondrous feats of creation, on the sixth day, God made the Assbunny, and, after taking notice of His creature, He decided to hide from this world, instead turning his omnipotence to actualizing other possible worlds, of which this one, because it includes the abominable Assbunny, is not the best. Hence, the Lord did not rest on the seventh day, he skipped out of town on what became known henceforth as The Ssabbass. And that is how the Assbunny lead irrevocably to the Deus Absconditus (Apocrypha:2.i:Versio Tbombzius).
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Re: Lame Gimmick.What's Up With the BodyConnoisseur account?-Det Doggity On The Case
Quote from: Al Doggity on April 22, 2016, 10:14:05 AM
4 people dm'd me yesterday about how the BC account is a gimmick and everyone in every thread he posts in calls him a gimmick. So, for most, I know this isn't news. Just a rundown of how much of a gimmick he is.
::)
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Re: UPDATE ON DOCTOR WHO ATTACKED UBER DRIVER
Everyone remember the Doctor who attacked the Uber Driver (link below to original post). Well, updated status: Hospital fired her!!
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=603451.0
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/04/23/doctor-uber-driver-attack-video-fired-miami-hospital/83432610/
The doctor featured in a viral YouTube video hitting, screaming profanities and damaging the car of an Uber driver has been fired from her job at a Miami hospital.
Anjali Ramkissoon, 30, whose behavior in the January cellphone video became a national sensation, will be terminated by Jackson Health System, where she was a fourth-year neurology resident, The Miami Herald reports. Ramkissoon had been on administrative leave since the video went public.
The video shows Ramkissoon, wearing shorts and an orange shirt, berating the Uber driver for refusing to give her a ride (he was there for another passenger). She then gets into the empty Uber car, all the while yelling expletives, and begins tossing the driver's personal possessions onto the street.
"I have lost my mind," Ramkissoon says sarcastically on the video, as she tosses an iPhone, papers and scissors out the car window..
She then casually announces, "I guess that's it, good night," before walking away down the street.
In an interview with ABC News, Ramkissoon apologized and acknowledged there was no excuse for her actions. She said she had broken up with her boyfriend minutes before and her father had been hospitalized. She acknowledged she had been drinking that evening.
Ramkissoon said she had received death threats following the video's release.
"It's been horrible," Ramkissoon said of the social media backlash which followed.
Unemployed affirmative action case. WNH.
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Re: nearing 6% bodyfat
I will only tell those who I meet in real life how I do it..
no drugs , no supplements , but legal ingredients and food
hint.. fat, protein and carbs allowed no table sugar
Good for you. You were looking unhealthy. 6% might be a little too low. If it is, your body will let you know.
Will it beep and then send an email warning?
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As for myself, I did study other religions. I was intensely spiritual for years before I became a Christian. At one point I very strongly considered becoming a Muslim. I spent years obsessively, passionately worshipping God before I became a Christian. I meditated for hours everyday. My mind was open to every conceivable possibility, and I thoroughly considered them all - I prided myself on it. And along the way God did answer some of my prayers. But my relationship with Him was very distant. I knew He existed and I searched for Him with all of my being. But I absolutely rejected Jesus Christ as the Son of God and I was disgusted by the biblical ethic. If you go back into my post history before I was a Christian you can find me arguing with Man of Steel about this subject. He was talking about his experiences with God and I was trying to reason with him just like you are now. Sadly my arguments were much better than the ones you are now using against him. I did not want to be Christian. I am one now only because God dragged me kicking and screaming. Even to this day I confess that my human heart lusts against God. But I cannot deny what I have seen with my own eyes, heard with my own ears, and tasted with my own lips. Asking Man of Steel and I to consider the idea that we are wrong about Jesus is like asking yourself if you could be wrong about the very fact of your own existence. It is undeniable.
One day you will know. It might be too late to save you, but you will know one day.
Was it after you took a load of dirty AIDS semen up your asshole you knew?
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Re: TBOMBZ & The Ten Commandments
Third, someone inquired about whether I still feel attraction towards men. The answer is that I very rarely ever feel any of those things anymore.
Seldom, but not never? Time will tell if you can continue to control the raging Assbunny that dwells within you.
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Re: Doctor sedates woman, ejaculates on her face.
a *truly* brilliant doctor would have secretly worked permission into the paperwork, in case he ever got caught.
We all sign those waivers with many paragraphs of legalese. One little line with "I hereby give permission for medical professionals to administer organic skin treatment when deemed necessary using any means available and relinquish all legal and criminal claims".
Boom. Permission to bust nut on face while snoozing, and just grin and shrug when they get caught.
Informed cumscent!
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Re: SWOLACE ^ CSWOL video TSNWGS
Gimmick this Haters!!!
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Cock pics?
The question is: who hasn't had a cock in thier mouths on getbig? :-*
go see-saw on some dudes cock already!
I would pay good money for a mandingo cock.
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Re: Dubai, India : the origins
For those who never saw, he edited the original post :D same guy went to dinner 1 to 1 on invite with a bodybuilder he had no idea was homosexual
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=102530.0
That was an embarrassing thread (for him). Especially since he claimed to have business interests in India... then modified it to United Arab Emirates
Did you catch Arce in the thread telling him to email him because he could hook him up with a "Huge player"...lol Arce trying to scam people even back then.
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Vince, serious question: The population of Sylva, NC is like under 3,000 people. What the hell do people do there to stay occupied? It must be BORING!!
That's the thing...you don't really do shit in Sylva. On my days off I would go to Bubaz's Coffeehouse, then to the used bookstore and finish off the day with a trip to Walmart... ::) Even the movie theatres suck because they have no THX or 3D. You have to go to Cherokee if you want to do anything remotely fun or to Asheville.
Is there a large gay community in Sylva?
^^
I did a quick internet search, and the place & surrounding communities are filled with Trannies!!!
http://asheville.craigslist.org/cas/5538445719.html (http://asheville.craigslist.org/cas/5538445719.html)
http://asheville.craigslist.org/cas/5543866008.html (http://asheville.craigslist.org/cas/5543866008.html)
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Re: On the phone with TSNWGS right now!!!
He's doing good. :)
TSNWGS is cswol, legit account.
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Re: fat girl sickend me today...
I was inspecting a college lift today, while putting my do not use stickers at each floor I kindly let a group of women use it one last time before I knocked it off... One young whale asked how long id be, around an hr I say.... She grunts and makes a face.. So I chime in how using the stairs will do her good, she answers back "not with arthritis in my knees it won't" now this little fat fucker was only around 19yr old, any so called knee pain is caused by her grotesque body
I couldn't hide the disgust with her answer, I hate young fat women and the excuses these blobs use for being disgustingly obese so much I can't put it into words....
judging by the title, the OP is not a black guy
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(http://npcnewsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/IMG_2054-800x552.jpg)
Yes, the Jungian archetype is that of the Face-Fucking Trickster, and the white towel symbolizes the absorbency of the collective unconscious which wipes away all shame and most of the spooge. Here, I'll write it down.
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=401461.0;attach=677625;image)
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Re: melvin Goodrum, needs our help
Im concerned he is on the downward slope. I think all of us here at get big can help him come back to humanity and salvage some hope for mental health
1- he left his stable job at lowes
2- moved away from his safety net and into his new condo he thought he would buy
3- is talking about returning to the "ring"
4- all of his recent posts involve race or politics
Im afraid this talk of a high playing job was moving for isn't why he moved at all. but rather cover story for the dark truth he is now experiencing
he needs our help.
1. I have a much higher paying job now
2. I still have my safety net.
3. I'm returning to the ring but as a wrestling manager and announcer. I still have to keep up my weight training to maintain my muscle mass but won't be taking too many bumps
4. Its what's interesting
P.S. You want some kielbasa???
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interesting stuff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_national_bodybuilding_champions
... It should be noted that all these competitors are eligible for blue star designations on [www.getbig.com] except for 1970 "champion" Vince Basile.
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Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True
Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight
Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah
Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight
Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true
best played as a sing a'long
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:D
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An ode to Donny...
Mr Drunkstone as sung by Guns N Roses
Donny gets up around seven
Sniffs a panty till Nine
Loves to give out training advice
though working out would cut
Into his drinking time
Liquor store at around seven
Log onto Getbig around nine
2 liters of vodka drank by eleven
Drunk posting and feelin' fine
[Chorus:]
He's been dancin' with
Mr. Drunkstone
He's getting pwned here
BigMc won't leave me alone,
Wah wah wah,
Won't leave me alone
I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
To come and post sober
Panty potato set it up cowardddaaa
I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta sniff some dirty panties
Said set it, panty, , potato, cowardaa,
he's been dancing
with Mr Drunkstone He's been drinking
wah wah wah, bigmc won't leave me alone
Now I log off getbig never
Cept when I steal panties off the neighbors clothesline
But her old man
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick my ass if he catches me sniffing his wife's panty while online
[Chorus]
Sing along time
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Getbig books
The Old Testament by Wes
How to Drink and Post Incoherently by Donny
How Everyone Gets Blue Stars Except Basile: A Story of Resentment by Ron
Failure is the Only Option by Vince Goodrum
Haircuts for Hebrews by Queen Vissy
Eat Ice Cream and Get Cut by The True Adonis
A Midsummer Fartpowder's Dream: Tales of a Surviving the Fitness "industry" by Fortress
Living in Denial: Life as a Straight Married Man into Muscley Black Guys by The Mayor of Bodybuilding
From Hardcore Assbunny to Born Again Hypocrite by Tbombz
Shut the Fuck Up Donny by Walter Sobchak
Training Diary for the 2004 Metrolina by Vince Goodrum
Jetsam, Flotsam and a Lack of Blue Stars by Vince Basile
I Dream of Niburu by Wiggs
Frozen McDouble Nation by Pellius
How to Practice MMA While Owning SMM by One more Rep
Pineapple Head: Tears Will Be Shed by Chaos
A Book of F#*king Lists I did not Make by Calvin
Why I Suck at Posting by Howard
Trying to Make Sense When you Don't with Recipes by Marty Champions
Stranded at Dusselfdorf by BigMC
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Goddamn those are great! :D
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What a man...Whatever it takes, right babe? All in good fun slapping the mentally disabled around.
I mean, you can't just go around fucking people's social media over, that's just madness! ::)
Blaha response -
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People (lacking every positive characteristic you've mentioned) manage to get laid.
Oh. of course.
The worst chud in the world can get laid if he doesn't mind banging a whale with a busted face and a vagina that looks like ground zero.
It's only when they set their sights a little higher that they start to feel bad about themselves and seek out other chuds to commiserate with.
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Re: Rich Piana maliciously slap boxes mentally disabled Jason Genova.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2aimp1i.png)
(http://i68.tinypic.com/242akjk.jpg)
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Re: Rich Piana maliciously slap boxes mentally disabled Jason Genova.
At the risk of continuing this circle-jerk, here's Elgintensity's take (quite funny)...
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Vegan gains already order 66'd
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Re: Updated Roelly Winklaar picture!!
I KNOW this was someone else's idea. And they did it much better than me, but this still made me chuckle...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=610099.0;attach=678046;image)
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Re: Getbig songs and books
An ode to Bob Chic sung by Lenny Kravitz
It's Ain't Gay If You're Gettin Paid
I was born, born to pose
I am the chosen, to make schmoes cum
I have come, on Olympia day
And I will pose until you've spunked
So that's why, you've got to try
You got to breath and and grab my guns
Though I'm paid, to play this game
And I won't stop posing till you're done
But what I really want u to know is
It' ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
And I got to got to blowwww, a dude
I don't know where, we gonna meet
If I am to bring you extacy and heaven
Mirage hotel, by the ice machine
Just come and knock on door 7
So tell me why you called from dubai
And brought from there Ramy's thong
You want to hump and rub-a-dub
But money first, by the table, up front
But what I really want U to know is
It ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
And I got to got to noooo(homo)
It ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
'Cause sir I got to blow, you
Sing along time
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Re: Updated Mike O'Hearn Pic
His face doesn't look real.
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A mortician's dream. No embalming needed. Straight in the casket. Easy money
will he outlive madonna?
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Apologies if this is a repost... Genova/Order 66 related but not Rich Piana related
Strangely hypnotic and a bit weird - right up my street...
(Also, there are live human females in it if some of you need a better reason to watch it)
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Re: Rich Piana maliciously slap boxes mentally disabled Jason Genova.
Any reason you edited this to make it look like I didn't post it, "Fitness Frenzy"?
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Any reason you edited this to make it look like I didn't post it, "Fitness Frenzy"?
nope. I didn't read the whole thread, so I only saw the video when Taffin posted it.
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Strong explanation. In my experience this holds to be true. I've had small cocks in my mouth that have grown to three times their size. In turn, I've also had huge flaccid cocks in my mouth that grow an extra inch or so tops.. (no homo)
"1"
I'd love to suck that dude's cock
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This quote has hall of fame potential, witty, smart, and funny as hell
Re: Hebrew powerlifters
Funny how the nigs on here feel strength sports would be dominated my negros but they simply don't want to compete at it as there is no money in it, there isn't much money on welfare either but plenty choose to be on it rather than get a fucking job or does this just apply to sports??
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I live in the cheapest apartment in downtown Houston that my gf can afford, just across from the projects. My name is Jason Blaha. I'm almost 40 years old. I believe in the idea taking care of myself, I occasionally buy healthy food and eat maintenance calories, usually I just pig out on junk food. I also believe in the idea of a rigorous exercise routine, in reality I do one set five reps so as not to aggravate my conditions. In the morning(10am-1pm), if my face is a little puffy from a late night crying and deleting YT comments, I'll put on a bag of frozen peas while eating whatever Mooncookie has left for me as she goes out to work and start deleting comments, I can do a thousand now. After I remove the bag of frozen peas, I use a deep pore hair regrowth formula, though I am actually not bald guys.
In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser which I bulk buy with as many coupons(that I have clipped out of the free Houston paper) as allowed. Then a honey almond body scrub that is Mooncookies, so dont tell her. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub to wash away the tears and hide the tired bags that have formed. Then I sit in the corner of the shower and sob whilst contemplating my life, I do this for 10 minutes to an hour depending on the content of last nights comments. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because I try to keep all alcohol out of the house with Mooncookies propensity for violent outbursts when drunk. Then moisturizer, then an apres-pegging bum lotion followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion if Mooncookie has been particularly rough. There is an idea of a Jason Blaha, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something reptilian. And though I can hide my cold gaze by never making eye contact, and you can shake my pale sweaty hand and feel weak flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are in no way comparable, I simply am not all there.
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^^^ Beat me to it! That is a thing of beauty :D :D
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Re: Gronk Cruise 2016
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There is a lot of debate in media circles over the use, and over-use, of unnamed sources—when it’s appropriate to grant anonymity, how it affects a story’s credibility, and how best to weigh access with accountability. This, from the Boston Globe’s account of Rob Gronkowski’s party cruise, justifies the entire practice:
“Am I having a good time? Oh my God, yes! Although I kind of don’t remember last night. I might have blacked out,” said a Framingham woman who identified herself as “There’s absolutely no way I’m telling you my name.”
The Gronk cruise is back in Miami this morning after a weekend in the Bahamas, so expect to see a flood of reporters’ accounts from the boat. Judging from Twitter this weekend, I think half the people there were reporters. Judicious use of expense accounts, honestly. But it’s a very big boat, and the Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up:
There were also plenty of cruisers who had no idea that good-time Gronkowski was among them. The Norwegian Pearl holds more than 2,300 passengers, but only 700 of them were part of Gronk’s cruise. The rest thought they were on the boat for an ordinary vacation to the Bahamas.
Non-Gronk fans interviewed said they were unfazed by the shenanigans; in fact, some of them enjoyed the additional color.
Visiting from Atlanta, Sue Fritz was on board with her husband and mother-in-law and admitted she wasn’t too interested in sports. “I’ve been telling my husband, ‘John, take a picture!’ ” Fritz said Friday afternoon. “Hey, the more drunk people there are to laugh at, the better for me.”
(In our work chat room, Drew is truthering the idea that this was indeed a Gronk cruise if he didn’t have the whole ship. “Kid Rock’s boat was ALL Kid Rock.”)
Anyway, please enjoy some sights and sounds of the Gronk cruise.
Seriously, I thought it read GROINK cruise.
Groink Cruise:
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Re: Bostin Loyd injecting synthol and other drugs on YT
I wonder how long this will stay up. :o
6:34
Just two fellas injecting in a bathroom with a bottle of "Anal Glide".
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Re: If you saw these 2 Beasts on a plane........
how would you react? It's really strange to see a grown man dress like that in public. :-\ :-\ :-\
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At least the plane has enough oil to make the trip
Ask for a refund
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Re: Bodybuilders are Gross
Yesterday at the grocery store I overheard someone say to their friend as they passed me by in the aisle 'I think that looks gross' .. It just validated that all my hard work is finally paying off ..
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
Poor Ginger :)
I was staying a place yesterday where they had a really old and tired dog. Would have been an easy target for your sexual attacks. But I guess you prefer male dogs, and I didn't check its gender.
donald likes sex with male animals
what will he get banned for next
so far
threatening to rape posters wives
threatening to kill posters children
sexually harrassing posters for their "panty"
posting about how he wants to commit sex acts with underage girls
posting about how he likes to have sex with male animals
quite the cv
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and have no fitness to run round the block...
Or in your case chase down and capture young children/animals.
;D
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Re: German Cop - WYHI?
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Would photograph her feet
Big blue watch & she's an apple user... WNH!
she gets the Wurst for sure
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Re: Most intelligent bodybuilders
dont know about the most intelligent but the dumbest must be ronny rockel
:D
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4 stages of constipation.
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Re: Goodrum, what's your current cycle?
Can't help but notice you put on a lot of mass lately, what are you running?
Large loads; especially, for whites.
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Re: Found a girl on tinder...
She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....
Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me :(....
This tread is useless without a picture!!
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
This was a recent post by someone who's been active for 5 years.
Only females that should be aloowed to be fucked should be in the age range of 13-18. Older ones should be isolated in remote islands and used as organ/blood donors for men, when becoming of no use they should be shot and their meat used to feed the younger ones over there, a perfect self sustainable ecosystem. That's how I see a perfect world order. Haters gonna hate.
I find it interesting that no one has made a comment
???
you pmd me saying im not allowed to discuss
donalds posts regarding certain "activities"
donald is being protected on here after posting about illegal sexual practices
then taunting people(after pming the mods to try and get posters banned) that are highlighting his perversions
we can either throw these perverts under the bus or we cant
whats it to be?
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Re: [BREAKING NEWS] Aaron Singerman *QUITS* Blackstone Labs
Aaron has always been there to give me a hand over the years but I choose to live a minimalist life and am going even further next year. I'm going to set up a very simple cabin with no utilities, no running water, etc. It will have a basic rainwater catchment system, solar panels with a backup generator, wood stove, composting toilet and a dry shower....nothing else. There's a ton of no-restriction land in Taylors, SC.
all getbig kidding aside, that isn't such a bad idea. I look back to days when I was family-free, living in a trailer, driving an old car... i earned a college degree in no time, boosted skill set, had so much time to do anything...
today it's so high-maintenance with family, jobs, so many responsibilities. And i love it, it's the life I wanted. But there are times when I do look back and think about how stress-free things were back then. So I can never hate or criticize on an idea like this vince. WIshing the best for you in it.
Goodrum, are you implying that you would be living a life of luxury, but you're choosing to be a minimalist?
You have to define what your luxury is. If I wanted money, I'd go back to selling steroids and "Vet" products again which I'm not planning to do. I do have a small peptide/research company but the income is nominal and somewhat unorganized.
My plans are to make money off the "Vince Goodrum" brand. Everyone has been telling me for a while that I need to do it.
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Hahahaha!
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Hahahaha!
Ha ha every time I look at it I can't stop laughing.
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Re: I only log in once a month to see who got arrested or died....
Any getbigger's get locked up lately?
Who's the latest BBer to die or get organ failure?
Goodrum moved from Sylva to Greenville and is working a much better job. He has some businesses in the making.
the homewrecker story is almost more important! :D
Yeah, Vincenzo gave some married dude the pleasure of his tarmac covered pringles tube like member.
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From one of the funniest posters here, Gene
Re: What Is The Proper Way Of Doing The Lateral Raise?
For years I've done lateral raises like Vince Gironda suggested...like pouring a glass of wine. Well...this way has destroyed my shoulders to no end.
Now I'm hearing that you should do them with palms facing outward...which causes less stress. Little too late for me.
MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think scaption raises or cable external rotation raise (arm across the body) are a lot safer for the long term
But U have to consider other factors for shoulder health-t spine mobility, adequate internal external capability of shoulders, your ability to set the shoulders back
But you're a real piece of shit so U should keep doing super heavy dumbbell laterals-hope your shoulder rips apart
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From one of the funniest posters here, Gene
Re: What Is The Proper Way Of Doing The Lateral Raise?
Haha!
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ohh kyomu why use paco bandage in his elbow?page has woman or gay ?hahaa
hmm paco ist synthol man shoulders,biceps hmm
use paco GH?
no core much spasm -why bodybuilders visit chiropractic ,i think no good core stability mobility atc
lordosiis scoliosos kyphosis shit active core
whats your name this posing song please [ Invalid YouTube link ]!
have nasser some friend or he say shit haaaa
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
Looks like a very Frustrated post... poor Ginger. :D
you dont deny you were banned for posting about illegal sexual activities
hang your head in shame you sick pervert
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4 stages of constipation.
Hey.... did you coin that? I remember hearing that same thing about the gif a year ago or whenever it originated.
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Hey.... did you coin that? I remember hearing that same thing about the gif a year ago or whenever it originated.
Yeah buddy!
4 stages of constipation...
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you are a little cock
Anyone got some nice panty pics?? i just love Girls in sexy pantys.... :D
I hate that i can´t suck my own cock
man, there are some sick people here.
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you will always be my Shadow.. you are just not very Intelligent. ;D
Anger impairs your rational thinking. You still have a lot to learn.
you got banned for posting a video of men having sex with animals
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I loved Coach in Quantum Leap
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perhaps donny should have been banned permanently
when he posted about a 14 year old girl "swallowing his load"
or perhaps he should have been banned permanently for posting a video of men having sex with animals
or perhaps he shouldn't post his own name when he is drunk if he doesnt want other people to post it
no one is making allegations they are just repeating back to him what he posted himself
fuck that creepy cowardly animal fucking pervert
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Hahahaha!
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LMAO!
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Re: WYHI Tgirl Edition
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(Good one, Uno)
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Donny should keep his bestiality videos on his PC instead of posting them on getbig.
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
Donald are you denying you were banned
For animal porn
And posting about a fourteen year old girl swallowing your load
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
How is your Internet business ;)
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Earlier today, Mitch said that someone had "Cancer of the AIDS".... That was entertaining, but I can't remember the thread. It could've been in the Johnny Depp thread.
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
Like you would ever show up to meet someone to "sort things out".
Fucker of underage goats.....
I don´t have to show up. I said where i am.
Donkeyfucker, he could travel to City Hall in Celle Germany and you'd hide like Goodrum at a Klan Rally.
Pull your dick out of your cat and fuck off.
oh..yes i remember you now... the guy who gave me bigmcs phone number ;D
You mean the guy you sent 2,763 PMs to looking for contact info and then 387 more threatening PMs when I wouldn't give it to you....
Go fuck a squirrel....
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
Your online Buddy won´t help you trust me.
yes i will my allegations are as follows
you posted about a 14 year old girl swallowing your load - your excuse being you dont understand english very well
you posted a thread called ride em cowboy with a video showing men having sex with animals where you put the times of the graphic sex in the thread so people if they were sickos could skip right to it
il add in that historically you sent me a pm where you said you were going to set fire to my house and "burst my wifes arse"
all the above leads to me to the conclusion you are a perverted piece of scum
i am happy to repeat these allegations to your lawyer or in court :)
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
Donny is it true that you posted a video with beastiality and did you post about sexual acts with a 14year old?
not at all. This is people twisting things to get me Banned. Fact is Ron looked at it and i am still on getbig. These attacks happen only because bigmc knows i make a mockery of him on here. It´s his hurt pride which provokes all this. What i posted was normal getbig fun and not more.
when you make fun of the "few" on here they get personal and start the sex attacks ..etc.
Really because they are too dumb to argue without it.
bigmc is just a bum with a big mouth and cleans toilets ;)
so you are saying its get big fun to start a thread called ride em cowboy
featuring men having sex with animals
and its get big fun to post about a 14 year old girl swallowing your load
if its get big fun
why were you banned on both occasions
ron let you back on because you lied to him on facebook
and he would rather let you post than be harrassed by you on there
you are taking advantage of his good nature
you chicken humping sex abuser
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Walter, you made me laugh, good one.
Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
you have my details you perverted coward
This board has its retards, then we have a special group of retarded retards.
Don Pedo, when the rest of us Getbiggers are talking about getting some beaver, we really aren't talking about fucking a furry little animal with big teeth that builds dams out of trees like you hope and think we are.
I'm 100% certain your last trip to the mall ended in the purchase of PVC pipe and a half dozen de-clawed gerbils.
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bikinislut gave her account to junior
originally it as some gold digging shore from canada
that would suck cock for gifts
Can I get her number for research purposes?
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=542496.0;attach=679989;image)
^^
LOL - The one on the left has the face of a cigar store wooden Indian; the one on right has the face of Dave Palumbo; and the one in the middle has the face of Mikaila Soto: in other words, they're all fugly as all fug!
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For Donny
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The one on the left has the face of a cigar store wooden Indian
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Re: Does lifting make you stupid?
To me it looks you are trying to take control of every aspect of your life and including your thoughts which of course is impossible. You constantly set yourself up for failure and move on to something that you think you can control. Makes sense why anorexia would come and go from your life. It's been said that people may become anorexic because they feel its the only thing they have control over. It's their last resort. Primal shit from our beginnings is my guess. I know you're not looking for advice. But I'd like to leave this Youtube clip.
Full car crash scene
https://vimeo.com/83271649
Never looked at it that way before, but you make a good point. I'm trying to understand myself so that I can control myself, I suppose. And maybe trying to understand is as futile as trying to control.
I've actually thought about that scene a lot in the past.
I think this is the best answer you have gotten yet. Constantly living with self-reflection, analyzing everything will consume mental resources that otherwise could be dedicated to purposeful action. In the cognitive scientific literature, a variety of this is called self-directed attention. It is a mechanism in cognitive failure in test/performance situations. Essentially, the self-directed attention consumes cognitive resources and limits the resources allocated to the task at hand. It is a very real problem for people with test-anxiety. People with social anxiety suffers from this, as any kind of external assessment makes them self-aware and hence clumsy and dysfunctional.
I know some very accomplished scientists and most of them share the trait that they are very action-oriented, not necessarily self reflecting a lot.
But, on a fundamental level, constantly living with self-doubt is poison for motivation and performance. One will perhaps never know what choices will be best in life, but nothing will happen if one does not commit to something.
NN
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Re: if you could bring back one get bigger who would you pick
after your meltdown you called on your gang to help you.
It just gets more embarrassing for you :)
In your head: everyone is melting down
In reality: everyone laughs about you
In his head he is thinking about his last dates
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Hey Vince, as the Frog Fitness training system is out for quite some time now, I was wondering how the company is doing? How many "Frog training systems" have they sold by now (haven't seen a single one over here in Europe). Are they making profits, or is the company going downhill already? ???
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Not sure. I'll call him tonight
This is pretty much how the conversation will go:
Mike O'hearn: Hello
Melvin Goodrum: Yo big Mikey
Mike O'hearn: Who is this?
Melvin Goodrum: It's me Vince Goodrum.
Mike O'hearn: Who?
Melvin Goodrum: Melvin Goodrum?
Mike O'hearn: Who?
Melvin Goodrum: Venom Vince G, CSN MFT
Mike O'hearn: Who?
Melvin Goodrum: Aaron's from BSL's best pal & business confidant?
Mike O'hearn: Who? How did you get my number?
Melvin Goodrum: I'm very well connected at Verizon Big Mikey.
Mike O'hearn: What the hell? Who the fuck is this?
Melvin Goodrum: Ok dude, it was great to talk to you again. Catch you next time.
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Re: Is Chad a Getbigger?
I'm proud to say I've never watched this estrogen-fest of a girl-centric shitty show.
I thought the thread was about the triumphant return of former get big regular Chad Mower.
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Re: For Donny
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Re: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin...
No offense taken here. Your observations regarding schmoes and bodybuilding are accurate but not all inclusive. There are as many different reasons for relationships as there are people who have them.
I'm with you regarding terms which are politically correct and ones which cross the line. a line that is constantly shifting. What really counts is whether the handle was meant to be derogatory or not.
When Nile DiMarco, recent 'Dancing With the Stars' winner, was asked about his sexual preferences, he responded that he is "sexually fluid." I like this description and intend to use it in the future if asked about my sexual preferences.
do you have to ruin every satirical humour thread by not getting the fucking joke?
I see this happen all the time with his postings
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I get the joke(s). They just aren't amusing.
No friend, you don't get them, since most of your responses are dead serious. When you don't like a joke, then you simply ignore it or say 'hardy hardy har..'
You do what you like and I'll do what I like....hardy, har, har
(When something is funny, but is directed at you as a insult.
Shrug it off by saying hardy har har)
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=542496.0;attach=679989;image)
^^
LOL - The one on the left has the face of a cigar store wooden Indian; the one on right has the face of Dave Palumbo; and the one in the middle has the face of Mikaila Soto: in other words, they're all fugly as all fug!
Bingo
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Re: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin...
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Re: Reality check for the aging Bodybuilders
I'm 50, natty and still doing: 100lb DB flat presses, squatting 250 for 15 full reps and pulling 405 for a few reps.
What's been working for me is:
- Using moderately heavy weights, but no sets under 5-6 reps.
- More rest days (train, off, train, off, etc.)
- Avoiding exercises that ruin/destroy joints.
- Eat 4x meals day.
- Avoid sugar/desserts.
- Cardio 2-3x a week (only on non-workout days)
- Never bring a phone to the gym... ever.
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Re: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin...
;)
Idiots like you will always try the easy way out, once again Getbig v.s. you: 1-0
#keepdonnyoutofthezoo #keepdonnyoutofthekindergarten
donald gets off on animal porn
and making dubious comments about 14 year old girls
he also threatens to rape posters wives
and set fire to their kids
then gets all offended when people give him shit
he complains to the mods four or five times every day
he claims to be a martial arts expert but has detailed his training every day for the last 5 years and never mentioned any mma training
he claims in one post he has been married 26 years yet is always posting about womens panty and girl friends
he is the biggest clown ever to post on here
a pathetic 50 year old perverted failure
everyone can see this apart from him
8)
wow some crazy stuff in the news these days..
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Re: To All Getbiggers: Caliber Fitness Solutions Is Currently Down
I've had a lot of people PM and email me from here. I'm currently rebuilding the website under a new platform along with getting rid of products that are no longer available. It will be back up and running next week for all of your shopping needs. In the meantime, visit www.gxfitnesscenter.com if you wish to make any purchases. Thanks
Vince Goodrum, CSN MFT HHP
CEO & Founder Of CFS/GX International
The British pound has taken a nose dive at this news. CFX/GS international does millions worth of trade in the UK, it's terrible. David Cameron is in communication with Vince Goodrum, he's going to send the top techies in the country to bring the site back online ASAP.
Well, I've changed a lot of people's lives over the years.
What about your own life?
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Re: who approves new accounts?
I do this personally.
Your friend does not have enough muscular size and authority to post here.
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Re: To All Getbiggers: Caliber Fitness Solutions Is Currently Down
Hero of the Hottentot Peoples
Happily Hoisting Penises
Has Hardly Progressed
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Re: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin...
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Re: anabolichalo girl friend delivered today
any update pics on the girlfriend?
How is your son? enjoying fatherhood?
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Re: anabolichalo girl friend delivered today
are you sure you want to continue down this path?
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Re: Ideas for Goodrum's titles
Goodrum might very well prove to be the Og Mandingo of our time, but the only thing he is master of expanding are assholes (which comprise his pool of potential clients).
Are you trying to allude to that the majority of his newfound wealth, he made via his Kielbasa?
Yes, my dear Kwon, but the rest of him seems to frustrate his desire to accumulate riches.
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are you sure you want to continue down this path?
You can't erase the past
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You can't erase the past
fuck off noodle arm loser
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fuck off noodle arm loser
No I won't, go fuck yourself loser of life
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No I won't, go fuck yourself loser of life
if you are so brave why dont you meet me in person
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if you are so brave why dont you meet me in person
You're not that interesting to meet, plus I have higher values.
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You're not that interesting to meet, plus I have higher values.
translation: "i am a keyboard warrior and a coward"
no surprise there
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translation: "i am a keyboard warrior and a coward"
no surprise there
Your low IQ is fucking with you, but that's your problem loser of life :)
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Your low IQ is fucking with you, but that's your problem loser of life :)
you are such a coward that you even cry to the mods when people post your competition pics
because your physique is a fucking joke
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you are such a coward that you even cry to the mods when people post your competition pics
because your physique is a fucking joke
'people'? That was you and only you fuckwit. In fact it was you who started crying fake tears after I called you out for being a piss poor father ::) Admit that you were and I will leave you alone.
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Re: Droppingplates is a piece of shit
Ron should consider removing this bastard
Shut up gimmick. I have a link to the greek forum you steal "your" pics from.
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I train like I'm on gear......5 days a week. Overtraining happens but I usually push through it.
I did this thread just to see others perspective....so far.....meh.
you seem to be a novice...
People with experience advised you. You obviously have your own ideas even though you know jack shit about how this thing works
Humorous, you posting like you are some authority figure around here.
Clearly a misplaced sense of self worth.
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Nice oldie
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Nice oldie
found it from looking into the Shakespeare account. One of those gimmicks who only post 1 time per year or so.
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found it from looking into the Shakespeare account. One of those gimmicks who only post 1 time per year or so.
Could be part of a gimmick farm, at least he's sharp in the head
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I've done it. It sucks in my opinion....just VERY addicting.
I did it by accident...I was in a car and a guy offered me a bump..so i cut myself a fattie and wacked it down. I assumed it was coke until my nose almost fell off from the burn... and the dude said "holy SHIT..that was meth bro !!" I was up for a while :D
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Its like withdrawal from bee pollen.
Day 1 - You feel stinging pain all over your body
Day 2- Your hear a constant buzzing sound around your ears
Day 3- You fly off the walls like you're trapped in a box
Day 4- You smell sweet stuff all around you
Day 5- Finally everything goes completely black...except a little yellow.
Hope that helps.... ;D
I can help you with your problem because I carry pure 5-HTP. Hhydroxytryptophan is the direct precursor to serotonin so you don't need to take it with Valerian.
Please shut the fuck up about the dumb rumors unless there is some hard evidence.
Kelly Ryan drives a Jaguar.....Big whoop....a lot of people drive Jaguar.
Craig Titus is an ex-inmate...big whoop......so are a lot of people
Innocent until proven guilty.
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Re: I Have Spoken To King Shizzo
fixed it, missing the word alley, thanks for the props, alley was a very important verse lol
Guest singer Katy Perry's tribute to Shizzo
"I Suck a Dick"
We met in the alley the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so gay, 12th drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
Cum to King Shizzo, I'll taste your erection.
[Chorus:]
I sucked a dick and I liked it,
the taste of his semen chapstick.
I sucked a dick just to try it,
Just grab my ass and grind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Cock in my mouth oh so nice.
I sucked a dick and I liked it (I liked it).
No, It's my first 12 inch pecker, it doesn't matter.
Gave you the Homewrecker , just human nature.
It's not what getbiggers do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, maybe I'm gay.
[Chorus]
Black guys are so magical,
Dark skin, big dicks, so kissable.
King must resist, so suckable.
Shizzo won't deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.
[Chorus]
Sing Along
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fixed it, missing the word alley, thanks for the props, alley was a very important verse lol
I just deleted my post so there wouldn't be a double post :)
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Re: Doctor sedates woman, ejaculates on her face.
The workplace must be inclusive. To deny a wackmaster his delights would be intolerant. That day the good doctor identified his cock as a cumcannon.
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fuck off noodle arm loser
He also likes to show his small Dick on internet too...
you are such a coward that you even cry to the mods when people post your competition pics
because your physique is a fucking joke
Ha ha Ha... :D
Your low IQ is fucking with you, but that's your problem loser of life :)
No you are the loser in a 1 room Apartment... anabolichalo is correct you are a piece of shit ;)
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@Pedonkyfucker
Both of you morons and losers of life should meet for a good drink and to exchange mutual prostate exams, finished with a strong facial bukake
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Re: Safe rooms and passages
Had to post this because this weekend I was blown away by what I saw. My son got invited to a b-day party by some rich kid. We drive up to the street and you can't see anything but trees and big gates. Anyhow, we enter the property and it takes us a full minute just to drive to the house itself: They're fucking loaded. Now, what really blew my mind was the safe room and passage that this guy had built... Gave us a tour of it and everything (no pictures though).
This guy had his house rigged with Russian military-grade alarm systems whereby, if you were to enter his house unannounced, you would be quickly isolated by steel doors in a stair case or a room. And if you were lucky to make it to the second floor, these folks had a safe room and tunnel built so that by the time you got to the third floor, they'd be well on their way to the police department.
Fucking awesomest shit I've ever seen.
Basile would break in just so he could get caged
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He also likes to show his small Dick on internet too...
Ha ha Ha... :D
No you are the loser in a 1 room Apartment... anabolichalo is correct you are a piece of shit ;)
he is a very delusional little man with below average education, income, arm size...
net worth below 50K at his advanced age
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he is a very delusional little man with below average education, income, arm size...
Which are all just assumptions. Fact of the matter is that you were a piss poor father & 'husband' and an internet stalker (PMing ebony competitors, c'mon..), bragging about 'royalties', living in Cuba and other BS, which makes you a complete loser of life and not half a man.
About time that you jump from a bridge, you retarded lying low life :-*
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your poor command of the english language is conclusive evidence that you had no tertiary education
the picture of your competition proves that you are very delusional for going on stage looking like that, and proves that your arms are below 16"
as it is documented you compete in masters this proves you are above 40 years old, yet you sit on this forum endlessly posting (nearly 40K posts) nonsensical bullshit
i think we need no further evidence that you are a complete failure
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your poor command of the english language is conclusive evidence that you had no tertiary education
the picture of your competition proves that you are very delusional for going on stage looking like that, and proves that your arms are below 16"
as it is documented you compete in masters this proves you are above 40 years old, yet you sit on this forum endlessly posting (nearly 40K posts) nonsensical bullshit
i think we need no further evidence that you are a complete failure
Ramble whatever you like, Getbig never forgets. You can't erase the past and you can't deny the facts.
Now please kill yourself, you won't be missed by anyone.
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your poor command of the english language is conclusive evidence that you had no tertiary education
the picture of your competition proves that you are very delusional for going on stage looking like that, and proves that your arms are below 16"
as it is documented you compete in masters this proves you are above 40 years old, yet you sit on this forum endlessly posting (nearly 40K posts) nonsensical bullshit
i think we need no further evidence that you are a complete failure
Halo your English typing skills have improved DRAMATICLY!
You've outed yourself..... :-\
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Halo your English typing skills have improved DRAMATICLY!
You've outed yourself..... :-\
i have many hats, this was my "destroying washed up losers" one
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your poor command of the english language is conclusive evidence that you had no tertiary education
the picture of your competition proves that you are very delusional for going on stage looking like that, and proves that your arms are below 16"
as it is documented you compete in masters this proves you are above 40 years old, yet you sit on this forum endlessly posting (nearly 40K posts) nonsensical bullshit
i think we need no further evidence that you are a complete failure
no fucking way this is the original anabolichalo. Go away gimmick.
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too much gimmick drama
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Re: Anabolichalo is clearly junior
I don't know about that, but anabolichalo used to steal pics from Xbody.gr. That site took down a huge part of his forum and the user in halo's pics has stopped posting.
A google reverse search used to take you to that site, but as I said, it went down for some reason.
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it's very funny to me that DP has blue stars because he is a "competitor", yet he looks like absolute shit and will cry to the moderators when his competition pics which are published in the public domain, are linked on getbig
i suppose he wants people to assume he's a legit bber but really he's just a bag of bones and old man skin
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it's very funny to me that DP has blue stars because he is a "competitor", yet he looks like absolute shit and will cry to the moderators when his competition pics which are published in the public domain, are linked on getbig
i suppose he wants people to assume he's a legit bber but really he's just a bag of bones and old man skin
Every time I expose your retardedness you start crying, you stupid loser of life, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Every time I expose your retardedness you start crying, you stupid loser of life, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
i don't even need to do anything to expose your ignorance, your mastery of english is sufficient
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if you are so brave why dont you meet me in person
What would be interesting is if all these proposed meetings actually happened. What a party that would be!
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What would be interesting is if all these proposed meetings actually happened. What a party that would be!
Sounds like your gaydar is going off the chart...
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Sounds like your gaydar is going off the chart...
If I attended a meetup, my gaydar would be off the charts.....what with all you macho gay bodybuilders in one place. ;D
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If I attended a meetup, my gaydar would be off the charts.....what with all you macho gay bodybuilders in one place. ;D
In your perfect world..
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In your perfect world..
I think you mean, your perfect world. ;)
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I think you mean, your perfect world. ;)
Did Gayfurin took over your account/mind?
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What would be interesting is if all these proposed meetings actually happened. What a party that would be!
i would kick the shit out of that bag of bones and completely pulverize all his fingers with a hammer to make sure he can never post again on getbig
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i would kick the shit out of that bag of bones and completely pulverize all his fingers with a hammer to make sure he can never post again on getbig
Whooooah, that bit is a tad extreme.
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i would kick the shit out of that bag of bones and completely pulverize all his fingers with a hammer to make sure he can never post again on getbig
Comments like these show that you're too retarded to win a discussion with arguments. At the end of the day it's all self-hate, since you can't deal with the truth, you loser of life :D :-*
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This is clearly a false halo
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This is clearly a false halo
No matter how hard they brag, both of them are losers of life
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No matter how hard they brag, both of them are losers of life
loser of english ;)
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loser of english ;)
English with a capital E that is
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English with a capital E that is
Ha, ha...it is definitely bad form to correct someone's grammar and forget to capitalize English. ;)
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Ha, ha...it is definitely bad form to correct someone's grammar and forget to capitalize English. ;)
DP thinks he's good at english because he uses capital letters on an internet board
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DP thinks he's good at english because he uses capital letters on an internet board
I thought English was not your first language. If that's true, than you're doing fine.
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I thought English was not your first language. If that's true, than you're doing fine.
it's not, i was merely pointing out that DP's level of english (below average), is evidence that he had no tertiary education. (as a lot of the material is in english, even tho the course is in dutch)
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I thought English was not your first language. If that's true, than you're doing fine.
Junior is from the UK, remember?
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Junior is from the UK, remember?
junior is 10 times the man you will ever be, broke son of a bitch.
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junior is 10 times the man you will ever be, broke son of a bitch.
You love to brag about yourself, nothing new here
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You love to brag about yourself, nothing new here
i am not junior, but at least he drives a bmw, you ride a bicycle ::)
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i am not junior, but at least he drives a bmw, you ride a bicycle ::)
It doesn't matter if you're Leopold or Junior, both of you are bragging fraudulent liars.
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It doesn't matter if you're Leopold or Junior, both of you are bragging fraudulent liars.
you are a 40+ year old nobody who spams bodybuilding boards pretending to be an expert, yet you have 15" wrinkly old man arms
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you are a 40+ year old nobody who spams bodybuilding boards pretending to be an expert, yet you have 15" wrinkly old man arms
Hey wait! I'm an old man (70+) with not so wrinkly 16" arms. ;D
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Hey wait! I'm an old man (70+) with not so wrinkly 16" arms. ;D
DP is genetically inferior, this is why he refuses to post pictures
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you are a 40+ year old nobody who spams bodybuilding boards pretending to be an expert, yet you have 15" wrinkly old man arms
If I'm a 'nobody' in your book (not that I give a flying fuck), then why do you waste so much energy with your ineffective rants against my person? ::)
LOL, you're such a dumb fuck
DP is genetically inferior, this is why he refuses to post pictures
Says the person who steals photos from a formal Greek forum..
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I think you mean, your perfect world. ;)
you are just too intelligent for the Guy.. made me chuckle ;D
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I think you mean, your perfect world. ;)
Which means you Jay, since you make no secret about it
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Which means you Jay, since you make no secret about it
making a fool of you Jizzplates :)
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Re: Rich Piana: High speed bad ass
loved the 9mm Browning as i have wrote. "Double Tap".
Settle down, assassin. ::)
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Which means you Jay, since you make no secret about it
I don't have a problem with this, do you? Do you think folks are better off if they stay closeted? I don't. Personally, I have nothing to hide. Anything else you want to know about me, just ask. I think a PM is more appropriate though. Not everyone is as interested in my personal life as you are. ;)
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I don't have a problem with this, do you? Do you think folks are better off if they stay closeted? I don't. Personally, I have nothing to hide. Anything else you want to know about me, just ask. I think a PM is more appropriate though. Not everyone is as interested in my personal life as you are. ;)
I don't have a problem that you don't have a problem with it, so it's all good, no PM messages needed. You're free to have your opinions about my person.
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I don't have a problem that you don't have a problem it, so it's all good, no PM messages needed. You're free to have your opinions about my person.
Great! I'm happy that you don't have a problem and that it is all good. I don't have a problem either, so everything is just hunky-dory. :)
Any opinion I have about your person is formed by what you post here because I have nothing else to go on. I am not so naive as to believe you aren't grandstanding with your posts some of the time. We all do it. You are probably a really nice guy in person, as am I.
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funniest interaction tonight
Re: Donny and bigmc "I wish I could quit you" and so does everyone else thread
Boys, boys....how about you all figure out how to tolarate each other. There is a lot of muck slinging going on and yet none of it is sticking. Face it, this is a personal vendetta with your three. -Take it private. It's beginning to be a huge bore. But then, it might be possible you all enjoy airing your filthy laundry in public. In which case, carry on. ::) -Anyone for 'tighty whities' or do you all prefer commando since there is so much ball slinging going on between you all? ;D
Who the fuck are you to give orders around here, you AIDS-riddled, wrinkly, old, senile queer?
Go fuck yourself.
No one gives a shit what you think. We also don't need the continual reminder that you let men fist your ass. We get it, you suck dick, we don't give a fuck. Hurry up and die you old gay windbag.
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Well, Melvin Goodrum did attend Ashworth College, where the obese & retarded get $9.99 off tuition per semester.
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Re: I was just was contacted by a Goodrum Certified Fitness Trainer.
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
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signature ironmeister quality right there! 8)
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Re: 17 year old Suzanne
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Torn.
Extremely hittable (UK here- no paedo) but crossfitter with poor push up form.
P.S. THose "kipping bar muscle-ups" look like absolute shoulder destroyers.
Would smash into next week....in fact whoever could pull me out of her would be declared King of England by Merlin himself.
(legal age in UK is 16 btw, no paedo)..... ;D
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marc lobliner is living proof that training your arms like a huge pussy leads to subpar arm development
he wouldnt survive an arm session with me
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Like the bodybuilding greats before him, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno, Mike holds 4 Mr. Universe titles and was voted one of the 12 greatest physiques of all time by the fitness industry.
::) ::) ::)
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Re: The Chris Hemsworth Thor look
Is the look to go for today.Rugged, masculine, lets the world know you are in control
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Tristan and Vissy Embracing
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Re: The Chris Hemsworth Thor look
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Re: The Chris Hemsworth Thor look
I look like I'm thinking, "what the hell is going on?" while 'chris' looks absolutely euphoric. It's a very weird photoshop. ???
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I look like I'm thinking, "what the hell is going on?" while 'chris' looks absolutely euphoric. It's a very weird photoshop. ???
Change the regular glasses into sun glasses, and the line would be..
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Change the regular glasses into sun glasses, and the line would be..
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I'd say, "Chris, do you think you are Prometheus?"
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Re: Without having to mention names...
Vince has proven to be a filthy parasite with his recent actions and has a short memory as while he's mocking the downfall of pj when he has only recently just poked his head out of the sewer after years of biting pillows while being pounded of a wonky eyed ugly fucker just so he could have a trailer roof over his head. Shamefull
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great story bruh ::)
and let me guess not one pic was taken
I'm sure you have photographically documented all 3 of your sexual conquests, but for the rest of us taking selfies and pictures of one night stands is fucking retarded.
You have pictures of all three of yours because all three of you still shop at the same Mens Wearhouse.
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Re: 900 Bucks For A Washer & Dryer??? F@#K That!! I Got A Better Idea (Pics)
Since I moved back to Greenville, I've been going to the laundromat spending about 20 bucks a week on clothes. It gets a little expensive after awhile so I decided to buy a washer and dryer. The least expensive set I could find was this Amana brand with practically no features. With cords, dryer vent, delivery, disposal fees and taxes it came up to 900 bucks and delivery in a week?? Come on son
I don't think so. I'm not some sucka MC who's going to spend that kind of money . Here's how Vince Goodrum does business. Went to a little known spot on the ghetto side outskirts of Greenville that a friend told me about. No fancy signs or sales papers or any of that shit.
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How broke are you to not be able to buy a fucking washer? you're embarrassing yourself with posts like this :-\
In his mind, Melvin Goodrum is not bragging or revealing how broke he is. he actually thinks that people will now think he's a frugal business tycoon that won't pay too much for anything.
It's the same reasoning why he'd take a pic like this & think he looks good enough to post it online.
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Re: entrepreneur tip: use multiple monitors for most effective call answering
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How can a man so poor afford to eat enough to have such a disgustingly large gut?
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I haven't graced this list in some time. I am still very muscular.
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should have basile peeking over the top of the divider
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Re: 900 Bucks For A Washer & Dryer??? F@#K That!! I Got A Better Idea (Pics)
just dont fall in the dryer vince
His 8 inch kielbasa would shrinky-dink down to a Vienna sausage. A big wiener is important when you've got a big belly and need to get into an even fatter butt.
Or something like that...Ugh! :-X
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Every thread that Vince starts becomes a reverse catapult in no time...
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Every thread that Vince starts becomes a reverse catapult in no time...
At least Vince is honest and not the typical Getbigger who brags about how rich they are....like posting pictures of expensive watches, BMW's and the like. Three cheers to Vince. He's not afraid to be an individual and go against the crowd. Believe me, he is probably chuckling at many of our responses. Vince is not alone in his thoughts. Lots of people enjoy being conservative. Tiny houses with no mortgages are all the rage lately as is going "off the grid".
I've given him some flack from time to time, but only because I know he can take it.
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At least Vince is honest and not the typical Getbigger who brags about how rich they are....like posting pictures of expensive watches, BMW's and the like. Three cheers to Vince. He's not afraid to be an individual and go against the crowd. Believe me, he is probably chuckling at many of our responses. Vince is not alone in his thoughts. Lots of people enjoy being conservative. Tiny houses with no mortgages are all the rage lately as is going "off the grid".
I've given him some flack from time to time, but only because I know he can take it.
Haha, oh senior brother, do you really want us to believe that Mr Vince -bee pollen- G, CSN MFT, the shady, leased Jaguar driving hebrew is an integer person?! ::)
Relatively, we've only had a few Getbiggers who bragged with certain luxury possessions (or Googled pictures), like Joon and a couple of others.
I see a pattern in your white knighting attempts; most of them are losers of life (both Vinces, Donny, etc..)
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Time will tell. In the meantime, the resolution and features on newer flat screen TV's are far and above any of those on a TV as old as yours is.
When I recently replaced my 2004 Mazda, it was partly because the new car is loaded with features not available in cars that old. With almost 150,000 miles on it, it still ran perfectly as if new. There are many reasons to upgrade to newer products than how long it will last. Most vehicles in the 1950's didn't hold up for anywhere near 150,000 miles and they required a lot more maintenance, fuel and oil.
Prime cruisin the bi-ways of America
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That would require hard work & actual effort.
Does this fat man look like he knows the meaning of those 2 words?
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If you saved 5 cents an hour, 20 hours a week for 15 years then you would have about 28k dollars in the bank. Think about that for a minute.
.05/hour X 20 hours/week = 1 dollar/week
52 weeks X 1 dollar = 52 dollars/year
52 dollars X 15 years = 780 dollars
???
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Lol , was just about to post this-...
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Guest-posing in Himeji, Japan July 24th.
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Do you Edomites feel that Box Squats are safe for the spine? I've heard some people say that the movement is totally safe. Some claim that it's very damaging to the spine.
Seems to be the lift for athletes who like sitting on things
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Re: A shocking message from Dallas McCarver to people judging his physique
MELTDOWN begins at 4:00
Frankstein lives!
He did make some sense though. Those armchair, thong junkies over there at MD must've been ranting & raving about him holding a slight film of water
And damn right they are! The schmoes pay his income. His glutes are ours, and we want them dry!!!! ;D ;D
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
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haha looks like the front of some Asian Granny Porn DVD
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Re: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin...
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Huang Wen?
Huang NOW, mfer!
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Haung Wen?
Huang NOW, mfer!
center of muscle
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Re: What Would You Do
Mike I think that you'd live a more productive and respectable life if you didn't look at so much porn.
Bwahahahahahaha
Www.plumperpass.com
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who gives a fuck about back or legs, it's all about pecs, delts and ARMS 8)
off now to train bis only but i'll get sufficient backwork from the close-grip palms up pulldowns for bis, that's bascially my back work and maybe i'll throw in some wide grip pulldowns on occasion
yesterday i hit tris n delts at morning and pecs at night
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It's been dry lately after a good couple of weeks of quality quotes, Goodrum needs to make some more outlandish claims
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Same dude?
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dj181 went toe-to-toe with Mighty Groink many times.
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dj181 went toe-to-toe with Mighty Groink many times.
Yes. DJ181 is about as muscular as Groink is probation-free.
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who gives a fuck about back or legs, it's all about pecs, delts and ARMS 8)
off now to train bis only but i'll get sufficient backwork from the close-grip palms up pulldowns for bis, that's bascially my back work and maybe i'll throw in some wide grip pulldowns on occasion
yesterday i hit tris n delts at morning and pecs at night
(http://s31.postimg.org/jgbw41qqz/28jgr3d.jpg)
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Re: There is no way that levrone will be worthy of the olympia stage.
I expect that answer from a carnal person. You can have this world and everything in it. I'm in this world but not of it. I'm totally content living the way I do having the understanding I have. So no, it doesn't suck. What's going to suck it the surprise waiting on the other side for all the spiritual retards.
What you don't understand, is that this world is heaven for you so enjoy it. When your time is up, it's time to pay the piper for all your evil deeds and lack of understanding and obedience.
It won't be me doing the getting even. It will be my King. A black Hebrew with the title of Messiah or Christ...You may have heard of him. You can read the book of Revelation for details of your demise. :-*
The only hope you fat, unemployed, broke, lazy 'Brews have is that God is a big fat sloppy white trailer trash chick
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Wiggs speaks about 'spiritual retards'...
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/choofed.gif)
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Wiggs speaks about 'spiritual retards'...
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/choofed.gif)
Phrase is redundant, spiritual = retarded.
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Phrase is redundant, spiritual = retarded.
I 'believe' we're all 'spiritual' in some sense, it doesn't have to be some 'god' figure or a Buddha statue next to your Getbig screen.
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I 'believe' we're all 'spiritual' in some sense, it doesn't have to be some 'god' figure or a Buddha statue next to your Getbig screen.
No idea what that could possibly mean. Sounds like brain function to me.
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I 'believe' we're all 'spiritual' in some sense, it doesn't have to be some 'god' figure or a Buddha statue next to your Getbig screen.
I'm not sure I understand what you are talking about.
Isn't spirituality primarily linked to religion / something supernatural?
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I'm not sure I understand what you are talking about.
Isn't spirituality primarily linked to religion / something supernatural?
I mean that most of us have a certain idea/vision/perspective about life, and I don't believe it's limited to a religion.
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I mean that most of us have a certain idea/vision/perspective about life, and I don't believe it's limited to a religion.
Sounds like philosophy, brain again.
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Sounds like philosophy, brain again.
We disagree on that, but that's OK
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Re: thinking about going to thailand this summer but are the women hot?
from what i've seen online those street walkers look average at best with shapeless bodies
ideally i'm looking for 20-25 year old girls with round perky melons and shapely butt, flat stomach
???
Straight up the Trannies are actually hotter than the regular Thai women. First I went there a friend told me to watch out for the Trannies and I asked him how do you tell where they are and he said "They're the hot ones". lol. It's true though. They look like straight up legit chicks but have that weird manly behavior to them.
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Re: Muscle Head
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=613276.0;attach=683151;image)
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Re: Jodi Leigh Miller (AKA Little Miss Buttcheeks) thread of peace! #justjewit
Looks like Jodi logged in and read what DroppingPlates, Schnauzer and The Ugly think of her.
Today...I'm dragging. This isn't a complaint. It's just a message that not every day is rainbows and sprinkles. I want to crawl back into bed, put my eye mask on to block out the light, curl up with Roxi, and sleep the day away. But I can't. And I won't. ⭐️ I fought through my 4-mile run this morning, and through half of it, I battled wind. And a thought hit me like the wind whipping against me: I could have gone down that negative thought process, complained to myself about the stupid wind, slowed down, shortened my route, found an easier way. But I didn't. I instead became grateful for the wind because I realized that without the breeze, the stifling Texas heat would have been unbearable. ⭐️ I would rather have a tough and fruitful journey that requires perseverance, flexibility, and drive than to be stagnant just so I could have it easy breezy (no pun intended). So when you look in the mirror and want to throw your hands up and exclaim, "Why is this so tough? Why does it feel like the winds are always blowing against my sails? Why can't this be easy and immediate?", realize that the fight you fight now will build the character you need for later when someone looks to you for motivation. Fifteen to 20 years ago, I did not know I'd accomplish what I have in this industry. But I knew I had grit like a bulldog, and that carries me in life.
I think shes talking about farting.....
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
(http://i.giphy.com/l41Yf2enHrbGanKKY.gif)
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Not good looking? No she was not rich and fought hard to fleece the cheating Donald in the early 90's.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/10/c3/cf/10c3cf433215208b44d46b400786ace6.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=275849.0;attach=315310;image)
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Re: How Do YOU Browse GetBig?
I have a black man named Rufus doing all the browsing for me. If he sees something I may like he rings a little silver bell.
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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
At least he chooses not to be a father.
You honestly think that's a choice for him. The guy shoots a mixture of creatine, crystal meth and salt out of his penis...
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So much piss!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtR1a1ECcAEIxIr.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/vCPXztS.png)
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Good shit.
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Re: Ever wonder what other getbiggers are really like?
::)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=614004.0;attach=684114;image)
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Good shit.
haha love it
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I love the fact that Melvin Goodrum wanted us all to know that he now owns an EXECUTIVE desk.
Not a regular run of the mill desk, but one that is worthy of his executive status.
Unfortunately this desk seemed to have cleaned out his vast bank account.
Oh Melvin!!!!!!
(http://i65.tinypic.com/28typt0.jpg)
"Keaton always said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.'
Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Sausāge."
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Re: Piana Schmoefest
"Materialistic" motives not important? That's a good one. Both she and Rich are nothing but materialistic, to a degree that their bodies have become partly foreign objects. I have watched some of their Youtube vids with guilty pleasure as their heavily decorated but empty existence unfolded. I love how their instagram accounts are filled with statements about reaching goals and following dreams and "killing it", but without any substance whatsoever, except for money- the exact thing that suddenly "is not important". What is Sara Piana going to do now? Get even bigger plastic tits?
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Re: Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund
Vissy is a getbig favorite, please donate if you can to help fund their honeymoon
https://www.gofundme.com/2hkkmrg
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Re: the biggest lies told to in my lifetime regarding attracting women
is that earning more money gets you more bitches.
that's a huge lie and money is only relevant when you are a millionaire or broke as a joke.
everything in between is not going to matter in the pursuit of bitches.
it's one of those lies they tell to people to keep them submissive and fuel the economy.
Research says you are wrong if by "attracting bitches" you refer to getting a spouse/ life partner. Judging from your preoccupation with prostitutes, I would guess that you are not an authority on this subject anyway.
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looks like --------------- can't get enough of my awesome threads 8)
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Big Mike Cox aka BMC making an appearance!
Great job Mike! Fans want to know your stats and your present cycle. :D
10:10
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looks like --------------- can't get enough of my awesome backfire threads 8)
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Re: Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund
Tristan looks like one of those leftist dykes you see at colleges lecturing the students on social justice.
Vince is Tristan a woman or a guy?
Yes.
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Re: Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund
Come on vince dont give up now go to the wedding take your shirt off point at tristan and say step away dont make me hurt you I am here to claim my man then you grab vissy and run off into the sunset.
Like a remake of the movie The Graduate
Now look at this pic and listen to the music below at the same time, very magical is it not? I wrote a song to mark the occasion
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=614432.0;attach=685392;image)
"Mr Vince Goodrum"
And here's to you, Mrs. Vince Goodrum,
GetBig loves your posts more than you will know. woh woh woh
Gimme 3 Bitcoins, please Mr Vince Goodrum.
Heaven holds a place for those who pay,
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
You once competed and came in 5th place
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.
Look around you all you see are laughing eyes,
Reality was you placed in the show 5th out of five.
And here's to you, Mr Vince Goodrum,
GetBig loves your posts more than you will know.
Just 3 Bitcoins, please, Mr Vince Goodrum.
Heaven holds a place for those who pay,
Vissy, stay, stay
Vissy, stay, Stay
Hide it in the hiding place where Vissy never goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret just Vince Goodrum's affair.
Most of all you play hide the Kielbasa with Qwert.
Cock in his Ass, Mr Vince Goodrum,
Basile loves you more than you will know. ow ow ow
Just 3 Bitcoins, please, Mr. Vince Goodrum.
Heaven holds a place for those who pay,
Vissy, stay, stay
Stay, Stay, Stay
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to sell bee pollen at the flea market.
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to make a buck or 2
100 websites online and still lose.
Where have you gone, Mr Ron Avidan,
Basile still mourns over no blue stars from you. woo woo woo
What's that you say, Mr Vince Goodrum.
Sissy Vissy has left and gone away,
Homewreckers,
are kinda gay
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Here is a new bisexual action figure just out on the market
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=614017.0;attach=684381;image)
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Pray tell, from what I've read on Getbig in your absence, it should be your face in the picture....only you'd be "going down" on whatever the heck that is. ;D
I'm going to ask Mr. Muntz to fix it for you.
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I would love to see the crowd responses when Nelson's works were exhibited in a museum of fine arts..
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I would love to see the crowd responses when Nelson's works were exhibited in a museum of fine arts..
I wouldn't unless perhaps I had a few drinks first for courage. :D
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Re: Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund
Vissy has no idea what he lost the moment Vince walked away.
A year from now, possibly less, he will crawl back to Vince and beg for forgiveness.
Vissy grew while he was with Vince. He learned the necessary skills to survive out in the harsh world. Vince taught him how to feed himself, fend for himself and, most importantly, how to be a competent lover.
This new partner has parasite written all over him and I don't mean in the cruel way the HIV virus eats away at its victims, I mean much, much worse.
I have a feeling Vissy will be single once more before we know it. He will seek out Vince for aid in the form of money and by then, it might just be too late for old Vissy.
"1"
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Re: Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund
Well, they've made $20 out of the $1800 they need & they have about 3 weeks to go.
That's not even enough for Vissy to buy a new witches hat or a wee small cauldron.
(http://oi46.tinypic.com/4eque.jpg) (https://media.giphy.com/media/eASUIVoqg6eA/giphy.gif)
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Re: Piana melting?
(https://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/13744291_1602785746679315_1999163840_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTMwODg0MzMxNjcyNDQ0OTIwMg%3D%3D.2)
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Re: Piana melting?
He is a total fucking gump. I'd fuck her though. She's not the one with a cock, right? That's titty boy Golias who has the tranny, right?
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He is a total fucking gump. I'd fuck her though. She's not the one with a cock, right? That's titty boy Golias who has the tranny, right?
Some things you have to find out yourself..
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Re: Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund
(http://i65.tinypic.com/mjrceh.jpg)
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Re: Piana melting?
(http://swolegeneration.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/rich-piana-synthol.jpg)
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(http://dynastyseries.com/wp-content/2009/10/halie-straighstuntin-24.jpg)
Appropriate clothing because it would take a telephone pole to reach anything through that.
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Both Vissy & Melvin Goodrum seem to have put on a lot of weight after their breakup.
Nothing quite like some sausages gluttony action to drown the sorrows & pack the blubber on.
(https://s10.postimg.org/ggmf5o2mx/Melvin_Goodrum_sausages.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/hiwlo7lg5/)
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Re: Piana melting?
(http://www.gannikus.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/die-besten-rich-piana-memes-5.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=614493.0;attach=685847;image)
His face when he was squeezing pimple from his groin, and realize it was his testicle..
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Re: Levrone out of Mr O
Fuck u! Im just bored...fuck u twice!
DON'T EVER DO THIS AGAIN >:( >:(
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Re: Petition to never allow shizo post again...
Threatening to kill me in PM eh, fat dick-sucking Shiz? Keep sucking those dicks, never lifting weights or doing more cardio than your daily walk to the liquor store.
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I know that this getbig and all but we are going to just ignore Jason having a tranny girlfriend? ::)
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Re: what happen to coach?
He got banned or something? ???
his wife put his laptop on the top shelf.
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Yawn....same argument Primemuscle tried.
Throwing yourself in with good company there.
Spermburper.
Just because you refuse to face the fact that you are a rampant, raging closet queen, does not mean this very valid argument is flawed.
Review you own posts, you perverted Mexican midget coward; you cannot post without employing gay insults. Everyone here knows, you are obsessed with men's penises, likely because you are so hideous, no one will tickle your "P" spot with a ten foot pole and this makes you both pathetic and hostile. You are a sick loser. I'd feel sorry for you, if I didn't detest you.
Oh, and by the way, this is not an argument. It is a logical conclusion based on your many authenticating posts.
You've blown your own cover (and a lot more)....might as well come out of the closet.
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Re: Please donate to Vissy and Tristans honeymoon fund
By the look of Vissy's gut, $30 will only pay for his appetizers at Dennys & not much more.
If Melvin Goodrum wasn't such a broke ass blowhard, he'd have done the classy thing & paid for the whole thing.
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Re: _AJ_ is incommunicado. Hasn't been active for nearly a month.
And do you know what? I miss the guy.
Come back, Wyatt Earp :'(
He was a solid contributor. Differing opinions help make this place great.
Your renewed presence makes this unlikely.
But you were wrong again dickbreath, as people actually do have shit going on outside the forum. Since he basically ran you off last time, you shouldn't be asking for a return.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".
The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
Method needs to put this quote in his Christmas card. ;D
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You see Flex thinking in the beginning, "is that a ninja or something?!"
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You see Flex thinking in the beginning, "is that a ninja or something?!"
hahaha big musclecenter gets way too excited here!! :D ;D
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I had the craziest dreams one after the other for what seems like hours
Had to wake up to make it stop
In one dream there was a phony pastor grabbing people's heads and shouting SATAN LEAVE!
Etc
I grabbed him with my superior hand strength and pressed him down to the floor holding his forehead while shouting SATAN IS NOT MOCKED! !!
I hope this dream has not insulted God
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Why do you reply so many times in your own threads shizzo?
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Re: Gunter Schlierkamp recent pic
Looking lean and mean , living a healthy life
He is small and worthless to us now.
;D ;D
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Re: Has Ron given total control over to the mods?
Did you even read what you wrote? You said if you arent who you claim to be, then my account would be banned.
Why won't you just commit suicide already? We have both been here since 2004, and yet where as I was once a 220 lbs fat overweight teen who overcome and is now lean and jacked, you are undoubtedly 30 lbs heavier and 12 years unhealthier then when you registered here. It honestly amazes me how pathetic you are. I do not understand why you are here... I try to empathize with you, to look past how pathetic you are and be polite, but then I shake my head clear as the realization sets in that I can never relate to such a pathetic, time-wasting, piece of trash. Make Get Big great again - ban these fucking losers like Shizzo.
The very definition of taking things too seriously.
You're the equivalent of a human cockroach. You have been on a bodybuilding forum for 12+ years and haven't changed yourself for the better. In person I would spit on you, and you would do nothing - that is how pathetic you are.
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Re: Has Ron given total control over to the mods?
I wonder if the last quote is a reference to when Derek Anthony spit on Melvin Goodrum.
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You're speaking as if you're an equal to Avesher....you're not. That's the problem with you, Shizzo. You think that because you've been posting here for 12 years that you are important and you've been going around trying to convince everyone that you are You are of no importance to Getbig. You bring nothing to the table. You are neither a bodybuilder, commentator, radio show host, journalist, fitness guru, drug dealer etc. You have no actual involvement in the industry whatsoever. The "Legendary Getbiggers" have at the very least had some involvement in the bodybuilding and/or fitness industry in some way. Even the True Adonis was a guest on MD No Bull Radio and did the Mr. Getbig. You have no irons in the fire, you have no skin in the business. You have not lived for the sport or even picked up a weight for that matter. You have not contributed anything significant to Getbig. You were even humiliated and banned on RX Muscle and MD which is why you came back here....posting under the title "King Shizzo" as if someone knows or even cares about you.
Shizzo, all you want from Getbig is to be accepted and admired but the truth is that you're not a "Legendary Getbigger" and you'll never be one of us because you have done absolutely nothing to earn the title. You're no Adonis, you're no Squadfather, you're no Avesher, you're no OneMoreRep, you're no Fozzle, you're no Mindspin, you're no MartyChampions, you're no anabolichalo, you're no WillGrant, you're no Wiggs, you're no stuntmovie, you're no 240, you're no SoulCrusher....you are absolutely nothing. You simply don't exist as an actual "somebody" on Getbig other than that loser who was so desperate to be accepted by random people on Getbig that you wrapped your lips around another man's dick and sucked it clean and then posted about it. Its just sad.....I'm sorry. I would tell you to shoot yourself in the head but it would be a waste of a good bullet. You are neither loved or hated...you simply don't belong here. Please stop pestering people and just go away.....far away.
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Re: [BREAKING NEWS] Rich Piana *EXPOSED* by Prophet Muscle [Video] ^HOLY SHIT^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk9GTcgoRuI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk9GTcgoRuI)
@ 8:33
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yes
here is the video, I have noooooo fucking clue why its sideways, the camera was upright,..Im not doing another one
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tickening...
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Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 27, 2016, 12:37:22 PM
You're speaking as if you're an equal to Avesher....you're not. That's the problem with you, Shizzo. You think that because you've been posting here for 12 years that you are important and you've been going around trying to convince everyone that you are You are of no importance to Getbig. You bring nothing to the table. You are neither a bodybuilder, commentator, radio show host, journalist, fitness guru, drug dealer etc. You have no actual involvement in the industry whatsoever. The "Legendary Getbiggers" have at the very least had some involvement in the bodybuilding and/or fitness industry in some way. Even the True Adonis was a guest on MD No Bull Radio and did the Mr. Getbig. You have no irons in the fire, you have no skin in the business. You have not lived for the sport or even picked up a weight for that matter. You have not contributed anything significant to Getbig. You were even humiliated and banned on RX Muscle and MD which is why you came back here....posting under the title "King Shizzo" as if someone knows or even cares about you.
Shizzo, all you want from Getbig is to be accepted and admired but the truth is that you're not a "Legendary Getbigger" and you'll never be one of us because you have done absolutely nothing to earn the title. You're no Adonis, you're no Squadfather, you're no Avesher, you're no OneMoreRep, you're no Fozzle, you're no Mindspin, you're no MartyChampions, you're no anabolichalo, you're no WillGrant, you're no Wiggs, you're no stuntmovie, you're no 240, you're no SoulCrusher....you are absolutely nothing. You simply don't exist as an actual "somebody" on Getbig other than that loser who was so desperate to be accepted by random people on Getbig that you wrapped your lips around another man's dick and sucked it clean and then posted about it. Its just sad.....I'm sorry. I would tell you to shoot yourself in the head but it would be a waste of a good bullet. You are neither loved or hated...you simply don't belong here. Please stop pestering people and just go away.....far away.
Wow 8) Voodoo Venom Vince in one of his classic ownings 8)
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Re: A fine haircut for a groom on his wedding day
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Re: Phil Heath looking sick
Phil is a real winner
Used his wife's cancer to further his career then dumped her
Abandoned his step son
Harassed and threatened and lied about a gym receptionist
Insulted police officers then deleted his insults
Photo shops his pics
Steps over the line on stage
Talks on his phone and texts takes selfies in workouts
Has his mom defend him online
Is proud about thinking he's the only bodybuilder with trading cards when it's been done before him
Looks diabetic
Talks to hammer strength incline press machines
Mangy bald spots on head
Narrow shoulders
Bird chest
Overdeveloped arms
Failed supplement company owner
Effeminate voice
Has done nothing to further bodybuilding
Lives in a shit hole
Hated by fans worldwide
No one goes to his after party
Not respected by other bodybuilder
A piece of fucking shit
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Re: WYHI - HOW MUCH OF A MAN ARE YOU?
dj181 made the transition successfully
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=615790.0;attach=688853;image)
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Re: A fine haircut for a groom on his wedding day
Vince dodged a real mess there.
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Re: What grade would you get in this class?
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmFS4DzUgAA92dR.jpg)
I could not look at that all day without passing some comment to the teacher about how I'd like to lick her arsehole in the same manner that a dog drinks out its bowl. No grade would be thrown out class for inappropriate behaviour
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Re: Groink Update
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=571244.0;attach=613753;image)
there's a reason he hid her face, and no it wasn't to keep her anonymous
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Re: Uncle Junior hasnt even bought lookism yet and is threatening all the members
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Re: Phil Heath looking sick
Damn, he really went all out in that one!
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
"Small Steps Everyday"
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No hate on Kamali, but I feel its just a general outlook, it's no new discovery that huge muscle mass doesn't stand the test of time, as a person starts approaching there 40's 50's..trying to maintain a huge muscular build is just ridiculous, being into fitness bodybuilding is great, but when you are approaching 40 or 50 it just seems smart to dial down the muscle and start training more for fitness, start eating super healthy, high amounts of veggies, fruit, high nutrient foods and dial down the protein. People get into bodybuilding for the love of training, transforming the physique and feeling great, you can do this as you age, but the focus at a certain point should be getting lean, focus on more cardio type training running, swimming, biking..sure keep lifting but just to maintain some muscle, look at endurance athletes dudes are in late 40's 50's and look, lean, tone, and healthy. I mean I know a lot of these guys identities are directly linked to there muscle but, just shifting the focus and getting lean is just a smart move all around, take that Frank Sepe dude, he realized that being that huge just wasn't maintainable, and shifted his focus to being lean and the guy looks great, sure he's a lot smaller but looks healthy and athletic and has a look that is more maintainable as he ages.
C'mon Rocky, one paragraph. Just one.
For the love of asian chicks on cruiseships!
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lol
Another hall-of-fame post by Triple V
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Man, that was brutal.
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Re: Bodybuilding Lookalikes Pics
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=401461.0;attach=687085;image)
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Re: Levrone Claims He Sleeps on The Floor With Guns and Knives Surrounding Him
7:20
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Re: WTF! Shameless whore
Where was this event?
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This is unbearably hot. Jeez, you can even see the faint hint of dark stubble. Being a bush man, this is boner-inducing.
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Re: Levrone is fucking 48 years old (PROOF) BULLSHIT 52
Who knows. I find this guy to be a weirdo.
you've been hating on him for more than a decade
extremely hypocritical "jesus is lord"
E
And u have been hanging from "mr levrone's" thong for more than a decade
Guess that balances that out :D
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Re: The Mature thread
next month 53.........Holiday pic from 3 days ago in Thailand. 6 "2" (190 cm), 117 kg act. 258 lbs.
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I'm pretty sure Charles glass still wears the same pants....
Yes. Unwashed.
Well it would be hard to fit a washer and dryer in a van.
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Vince, I donated money for Vissy's honeymoon. Why are you attacking me?
That makes you even more pathetic. I was at least asked but you have absolutely no relation whatsoever to my ex-husband and yet you give him a donation??? Did you see any other Getbigger up here give any donation? You see me giving money to any of Coach's 4 ex-wives. What the fuck is the matter with you?
That's exactly what I was talking about.....you are so desperate to be loved and admired up here on Getbig that you do stupid shit like this. ::)
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^^^^ The reason why I keep coming back.
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Re: Mr O press conference, Kevin's bulge.
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^^
He's mingling on his bike rides...
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taken today after chopping down trees
This month so far, I've seen Be There's tits more often than I've seen my wives... :P
True story ;D
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^^^^
;D I have to admit the same
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^^^^
;D I have to admit the same
Dutch 'women'..
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Re: 2016 Mr.Olympia - Kevin Levrone headed to Vegas by private jet (update videos)
It'd be cool if there would be retractable roof above the stage and Kev would drop down from his private jet on a parachute.
He is on a war after all, "landing operation" seems appropriate.
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Dutch 'women'..
Thats why you switched to Dutch 'men'.......right? ;D
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:D
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Bumping this great post as it's relevant to the 6 time Mr Olympia:
Phil is a real winner
Used his wife's cancer to further his career then dumped her
Abandoned his step son
Harassed and threatened and lied about a gym receptionist
Insulted police officers then deleted his insults
Photo shops his pics
Steps over the line on stage
Talks on his phone and texts takes selfies in workouts
Has his mom defend him online
Is proud about thinking he's the only bodybuilder with trading cards when it's been done before him
Looks diabetic
Talks to hammer strength incline press machines
Mangy bald spots on head
Narrow shoulders
Bird chest
Overdeveloped arms
Failed supplement company owner
Effeminate voice
Has done nothing to further bodybuilding
Lives in a shit hole
Hated by fans worldwide
No one goes to his after party
Not respected by other bodybuilder
A piece of fucking shit
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Bumping this great post as it's relevant to the 6 time Mr Olympia:
Hi Phil's ex wife
(Thats Gene's quality ranting right there)
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Thats why you switched to Dutch 'men'.......right? ;D
I have to disappoint you, sorry :D
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Re: Analyzing Levrone's outcome
Agreed. It was all about launching his autobiography the day after the Olympia.
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I have to disappoint you, sorry :D
>:( >:( >:(
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Re: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger
if I were brad i would have bent jolie over after she got mouthy and fucked her up the ass and then piss in her mouth and be like lets see how good your next movie does now you
no good whore. im the bread earner in this house im Brad Pitt!
I think I read somewhere he did that.
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Is Jay the one on the left? And where's Ray? Mason is obviously in Charlotte fighting off the savage tribe of Dindus
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LOL!
Perfect.
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Re: Why are these "new accounts" trying so hard?
Everyone knows I raised some concern, when accounts suddenly started being approved almost daily. However, I also thought that Ron's normal policy of waiting months for a handful of accounts to be accepted, was a bit antiquated.
So what do we have to show for approving all of these new members? It appears as if most of them are veteran posters, who are simply using these new accounts in a self serving manner.
"Do you remember this guy?" "What happened to that guy?" "I think I will make 5 useless threads today!"
Go fuck yourselves.
Well, you're already at 1.....
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Shizzo is right
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Re: Musclecenter - The king of interviewing!
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How's that Nursing Degree working out for you Urkel?
Do you ever get tired of the world beating your empty skull in every day?
Now go practice emptying bed pans fluffy...
Weaker than your wrecked rectum queerbate.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
My gym would be called:
NUTZ the GYM
Venom Vince Versace
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And the logo would be in huge pink Neonlights over the entrance. (Blinking of course)
And the slogan would be, "Go to Ibiza - Get the Girls..."
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ah shit, that made my day! :D ;D
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Re: 2016 Kuwait Pro - Sept 29 - Competitor List
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The face you make when you finally find out what "paying your dues" really means.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Instant classic. Well done Kwon
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Re: Sara lianas new boyfriend...
http://instagram.com/big_chris_miller
Seem to be a nice bipolar adhd guy on steroids fucking up his mind even more...how long will it last? 8-7 months???
damn this industry really attracts some of the most fucked up individuals, women especially, wouldn't date one if someone paid me to
Not even 100.000 USD, for ONE date???
dude, for that amount i would date you for a month, all inclusive, no homo btw :D
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DURING MR. OLYMPIA WEEKEND
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Re: Tour of the 5% headquarters
i think you guys are onto something.
i bet that whole warehouse isnt owned by rick at all!
amazing discoveries on getbig. we sure got som really clever people here
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Re: Found a chick for Marty Champs
She is 6'5" and a fighter (Povertybag-sessions of Peace?)
https://www.instagram.com/katya_194cm_6.5ft/ (https://www.instagram.com/katya_194cm_6.5ft/)
The #1 requirement for any potential Falcon chick is that she owns her own Xbox.
x10
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HOLY SHIT these are fuckin' FUNNY!!! :) I started watching all of the vids- damn good too!!!
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LOL!
Great.
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HOLY SHIT these are fuckin' FUNNY!!! :) I started watching all of the vids- damn good too!!!
I love his channel. His creativity is almost at ironmeister level.
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Re: Where do you rank?
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The first slayer's face is beautiful
no homo
This chart looks to have been made by the redpillcomics guy
lots of picless slayers in this thread
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Re: Where do you rank?
hows that funny you unfunny fatzo white trash ?
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I love his channel. His creativity is almost at ironmeister level.
^^
Agreed!!!
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This is my favorite one so far!!!
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This is my favorite one so far!!!
LOL 45hrs a day.
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Another fucking lameass Shitstick thread
Jesus Christ, just be done with this fucking clown. Every time I see one of his posts I want to punch fat Ron in the chins for letting that fuckwad post here
I get PMs identical to this about you.
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Re: Mr. Levrone, You didnt recognize that Paco was taking pic with you?(VIDEO)
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Re: Good news for tbombz: HIV cure close
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/02/hiv-cure-close-after-disease-vanishes-from-blood-of-british-man/
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Re: Should Shizzo Be Banned From Getbig? Poll
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Re: Mr. Levrone, You didnt recognize that Paco was taking pic with you?(VIDEO)
Kyomu holy shit you're usually a pretty cool dude but you crying like a bitch does not help you at all. Sometimes in life you just shrug your shoulders and move on. Your behavior is very woman like. Stick a tampon up your ass, maybe that'll help.
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i like to see the videotape of the German Amateur-Bodybuilder "Adolf B." who won the Superheavyweight class last Saturday in Prague at the EVL-Championship which is also a Pro-Qualifier (Overall Winner).
Adolf was disqualified shortly after his Win, cause he was videotaped when he stole a bag of another Person involved in that contest. The runner-up from his class was allowed to compete for the "Overall-Title" and won the overall and his "IFBB-Procard".
Adolf, you loose something.....not a war, but your Procard and credibility in the Sport of Bodybuilding.
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Re: Aussie Getbigger banned from POF for stating...
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Shitty job.
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;D ;D ;D
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WITH CSWOL!
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Re: Vince Goodrum - how did the show go?
No doubt it takes courage to get up on stage ready to compete. Props to Goodrum for that. He looked nervous up there. Clenching fists and releasing tension between poses. However, it isn't hard to listen to instructions for the next poses. We have all seen this plenty of times. If people are calling out encouragement that can be distracting. Someone was calling out, 'Looking good, Vince'. So Melvin did have a fan or two there.
One doesn't have to have a good physique to assess those of others. We see that all the time when commenting on the Olympia guys. Most of us are not in contest condition so might not look as good as hapless Goodrum at the moment. He found out he had to sacrifice a lot of size to be ready for this show. He still had a way to go to look really cut. He had a couple of rows of abs and some definition here and there. The lighting is difficult when you are the only black guy in a white lineup. If you look at the High Quality video you will see that Melvin had some definition but the other lads had more. He was rightly placed out of the top 5 in that section.
Vince G CSN MFT has been on a crusade to establish some credibility on bodybuilding discussion boards. So far he hasn't been able to convince everyone he is a noteworthy bodybuilder. He is an average novice competitor. The average novice doesn't win a trophy when there are more than 6 in a lineup.
Vince G is right about one thing. It is one thing to look good in the bathroom mirror and quite another to impress the judges and audience in a bodybuilding contest.
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Re: Bodybuilder weighing in (no homo)
http://allhailtheblackmalebooty.tumblr.com/post/104481256430/watchandstare-that-ass-tho-i-like-to-watch
saturday night.
army of one is surfing 'all hail that black male booty' and decides to share his findings on Getbig.
I'm trying really hard, i mean really really hard, to imagine a more pathetic human being.
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Re: Arthur L Rea - RIP
I actually knew Artie
he was a good guy...
I spoke with his family and he died of embarssment due to having Vince Goodrum as a friend
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Re: Rate this girl on Reddit, looks just like my ex!
Copy and paste in another window
http://m.imgur.com/a/WMhbQ
nice eyes...probably ride your noodle raw,,,
Very tasty mate. I'd beast her in ways unseen since Roman times.
Look like average 5. But size im getting older I would probably fuck her instead of some older fit 35+ year old lady!
Outed many homos in this thread with this mtf transsexual
https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/56nzlf/f21_what_do_you_guys_think/
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He looks happy, but then he's shown that he's got a suicide wish.
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Re: elite mma fighter elite bodybuilder pussy slayer and training expert
Perhaps a banned GetBigger, you Sods know is feeling frustrated he can't post here
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Also belongs in the random art thread, wow..
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Also belongs in the random art thread, wow..
it is more colourful and artistic than most IronMeister photoshops. I like it. :)
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LOL! Holy shit
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Re: Sheru Classic - Kai Greene Guest Posing
Greene has horrible lines. Short, dumpy torso, Baby Huey ass and crappy delts. Also mentally ill.
He would fuck your vile mouth like a ripened grapefruit.
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Re: body girls thread....... aka babes and barbells.
Okay I agree with Malacarne. She is still feminine. Same reason I like Jodi.
It was tough trying to explain that to my mom when the credit card charge came up for Shemuscle and Herflexappeal
"I swear I only joined to get a few pics of one girl off there..."
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Re: How do u rate your life/wellbeing
5
Wellbeing has been generally shit since 13 years old
Girlfriend who mostly annoys me and won't let me lick her arse or cum in her mouth or suck her juices off my cock
Job ok
House halfway there, finished upstairs renovations downstairs still shithole
2 kids I adore, nice dog
If you sort that shit hole you may get to lick her shit hole.
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Re: When talking a big game goes to shit when the moment strikes
Write two notes and fold them in half equally and put them in your pocket. One note says "meet me in the bathroom". The other note has your phone number/email. Hand her one note and go into the bathroom for say 5 minutes...Take the other note and flush it without looking to see which one she got. If she doesn't come knocking on the door in 5 minutes, you can leave thinking she got the other note. Its a game you play with herself...If she does come knocking on the bathroom door, its game on...
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Baby mama may have burst the door open but this beast will take the door and its frame clean out the brickwork if her large strong head and hands are owt to go by
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Re: WYHI?
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/10/29/10/39D5E46700000578-3884722-image-a-160_1477733413676.jpg)
I'd be caught in flagrante delicto and non mentis compos with those tits, but she's got a face like Savonarola before the blazing gallows.
(http://konicki.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/savonarola_r.jpg)
So, yes, sing Dionysus! but I'd have to avert my eyes while in frenzied delirium with her not-face parts.
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Re: Ur gf is out for the night, u recieve this message on ur phone, what do? (NSFW)
What do? (NSFW don't open at work or at home if people around)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/19a24d70371ae1582e87ff2529f8a01b/tumblr_o02jborRXO1v2kimco1_500.jpg
That's obviously a prosthetic. Dicks don't attach that high up on the pubic area, and there's a clearly visible ridge around the base of the dick and balls.
DAMN!!!! EAGLE EYES HERE KNOWS HIS COCKS!!!!
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Re: NYTimes slays Phil Heath
I noticed the six hours in the article...How the fuck does it take that long to cook?
Shurie's natural habitat:
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Would be great if she was locked to the oven with a chain in that pic :D
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Re: WYHI?
Abso-fucking-luteley
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I'm a consultant for a Trump political action committee as of Oct 26th. Try to keep up with my Facebook
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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
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I'm not fat
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Gloves help with grip and keeps your hands protected. Also have a bluetooth headset so I can listen to Kylie Minogue and Kaskade while training. Nowadays, I make exercise enjoyable rather than worry about getting back to competing
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That's not gay, not at all :D
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That's not gay, not at all :D
This really gets Goodrum pumped:
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This really gets Goodrum pumped:
Many funky moves are made on the pink carpets at Caliber Fitness Headquarters LLC..
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this was a classic
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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Flex at Omote sando, Harajiku Tokyo last week :)
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I knew it, Nasser is still alive :D
Re: How can we make getbig great again?
shut up
I'm going to read ths thing here and answer few of you ..I don't hve time but I do remember my old boarding.. I don't want balonie ..you all know how big I am now day and how narcsisitic I am but! you did help my Donald win the American election in you own special way and this is the place I started in 2005,,
I will start posting more in 2017 like I promised on ripped.com ,, I will try to help you but I got the other boarding which is the best thing that happened to bodybuild and fitness and athletics in general
I ask to give me time ..it not easy to do 2 boardings,,
gh15 approved
lion of Judah
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LET'S GET SERIOUS!!
This GetBig site appears to be very popular to one and all. no matter their shape, color, or creed.
Skinny, guys, small guys, ripped guys, bulky blunders, etc. …. they all seem to end up here.
It appeals to the very smart and the very dumb. (Place me in the middle there someplace.)
Some stick around …. but the real, competitive individuals soon discover that this place really has nothing to offer serious contenders … so they disappear as swiftly as a fart in a wind-storm.
But the fans and the haters stay because it’s ‘funner’ to read GetBig than the Sunday Comics … or those gossip mags that are on sale by every grocery store cash register.
Where else can one keep up to date on the current knowledge of electricity, the flatness of planet earth, the cuinery expertise of cooking home made potato chips, the success or failure information among all US supplement companies, who did what to whom near the closest ice machine, or the advantages of placing both feet in a shopping bag in a Gold’s Gym bathroom stall.
All somewhat interesting to read the very first time … but nothing worth a Pulitzer Award.
So much info about absolutely nothing bodybuilding nor fitness related.
It’s pretty damn evident that most contributing GetBigger have never placed both feet on a gymnasium floor nor lifted anything heaver than a half full Walmart shopping bag ... but they do write funny things.
If you feel offended…. you’re probably guilty!
So this is my attempt to open a discussion that may appear to be somewhat different than the usual stuff found on this GetBig Board. ….. Just simple shit about training and drugs and stuff and folks within the industry that will be plain and honest and factual to the best of the knowledge of those who contribute.
Those GetBiggers who are simply looking for ‘Ha-Ha’s’ or “yuk-Yuks” are requested to go tto the “Ha-HA, Yuk-Yuk” board which is somewhere on this internet.
So here’s the start of this ‘serious busiiness’ shit.
Are IFBB Pro Cards given away much too generously?
And are there now way too many Pros within the IFBB?
AND in an attempt to offer a positive fix ...MY SOLUTION which would benefit one and all!
To be continued!
PUNCHES IN THE NOSE GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTED!
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Re: Wyhi?
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Young woman let off with probation for having sex with her dog http://dailym.ai/2g8nn6W
I'd blow the dog just to be able to taste her pussy
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Re: this is a seriously shredded female -- victoria DARIANO
nasty bitch :-X
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too ripped for me, i bet if i put it up her crapper, she would squeeze her butt cheeks together and rip my sausage off
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Re: this is a seriously shredded female -- victoria DARIANO
She is honestly scary. hope she looks more human off season. There seems to be some potential there.
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She is honestly scary. hope she looks more human off season. There seems to be some potential there.
You're scared of most women :D
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You're scared of most women :D
Hmm, you know things about me which even I don't know. How do you do this?
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Hmm, you know things about me which even I don't know. How do you do this?
Sev tought me how to read minds
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Sev tought me how to read minds
That's just what I figured.
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That's just what I figured.
No you didn't :D
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No you didn't :D
Okay, so I cannot read your mind. You win.....fortuneteller.
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shizzo the cock sucking death faking retard
should accept his word means nothing on here
Faked death
Sucked cock
Owned by goodrum
That is his legacy here, after all the hours of effort spent.
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another detail :
she doesn't suck dick , only if she's in love she said ::)
however she licked my balls and ass while jerking me off , on her face
beats me but I'll take it :D
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Are you hoping to be butt fucked in hell?
Why do you care?
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Re: Black Friday At Walmart
This morning (09:24 AM):
Black Friday on CP Time. They couldn't believe the absence of other campers, and can't wait for midnight to get a real steal of a deal on a three-tone sepia Bouch.
(Never mind that the store is open 24/7).
(https://cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/linden.jpg?w=420)
"Who are all those people, Darnell?"
"I don't know; workers?"
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Let me Share some inside knowledge with Getbig. The Onemorerep vs Suckmymuscle thread was choreographed.
It was all fake.
Now I fear that maybe you're back to hitting the alcohol.
Calm the fuck down.
The obliteration of SMM from this board was by way of a united front. He had attacked so many damn members that shit was getting out of hand. He even started to become a terrorist within the mod forum and it got to the point where he pushed one too many buttons and forced me to say something. I barely say anything unless it involves a member threatening to kill someone here.
SMM was a pedophile and a fucking ass clown that sold himself as some form of indestructible war machine. We put that bitch to rest and it wasn't all me. I just have a bad temper at times, but fuck if I don't give credit to my fellow moderators, True Adonis and some of the other great GetBig detectives that had so much dirt on the guy.
We had people coming out of the woodwork to assist with that owning.
"1"
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Kids of the rich are often loser idiots. I know a guy. He's in daddy's business, brings nothing of value to it, and takes out plenty to party hardy with. Spent 4 days locked in dad's private lounge with 4 hookers and a large quantity of cocaine. They had to call a locksmith in order to extract him. Excusable, maybe, for someone in his 20s. He's nearly 50.
Locking himself in dad's rumpus room and refusing to go out into the world was the perfect metaphor. Rich loser. It happens.
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Getbig Christmas 2016 Edition Photoshop
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Getbig Christmas 2016 Edition Photoshop
This is awesome 8) (as usual from IronMeister)
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This is awesome 8) (as usual from IronMeister)
iMeister is a generous person
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haha wtf?
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An old one but so damn funny:
Palumbo's kidneys are so black that George Zimmerman tried to shoot them
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boom ass to grass with an empty bar
levrone is back!
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Henda is one of the better posters around these parts.
Soon wor lass will let him have the ass.
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you have admitted to using oil in the past
your arms look like shit by the way, shitty forearms indicate oil use
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Re: Howard posted 40 times on Thursday
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Re: Howard posted 40 times on Thursday
Brilliant! :D
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Re: Carrie Fisher very likely R.I.P
Brother said she is recovering and no longer critical.
Luke Skywalker?
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Ah yes...Team Getbig Asstronuts preparing to rocket off to the bowels of Uranus.
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Ah yes...Team Getbig Asstronuts preparing to rocket off to the bowels of Uranus.
Just picked them up on my radar. Godspeed, boys!
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Re: George Michael just died at 53
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Getbigger
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R.I.P.
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Aaron Singerman measures Dallas McCarver's arms
Suggest a narrow steel tape be used for any true measurement. If wanting to face a really true measurement of the arms (or anything else) take a measurement the first thing in the morning, while in bed (lying/sitting). Don't brush the teeth, or do anything else. Experiences BB'ers can get a bit of a pump just by teeth brushing, walking around, fixing breakfast...or stroking whatever. Bottom line: you want a true measurement...as hard as that might be for some guys...not a false pump reading..
Cloth tends to stretch out or been knows to shrink in size a bit at times. Plastic can not be all that dependable either. If using those style tapes, might measure them against a yard stick, to check the true measurement..
If wanting to get a ultimate TRUE arm measurement, than take a couple of weeks off from working out. Than measure the arm. Shocking, I know, of the results some may find. Not recommended for over sensitive.
The shown video.......Bogus. Pumping out high reps with a pair of 15's off camera.....who knows.
Good Luck
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Jesus Christ. :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=623977.0;attach=702268;image)
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Re: Blaha Snaps, Holds Lovelorn Tranny Seekers At Gunpoint -
Seems the Misc has been sending dozens of Craigslisters with the lure of tranny sex, tv's, puppies, kittens, and anonymous bear sex. It all boiled over earlier this morning when this happened -
http://www.instagram.com/jasonblahafirearmsandfitness/?hl=en
First two newest videos.
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Yes after all it is public haha
http://badbreeders.net/2011/07/01/drunken-slag-kelly-chaffee-and-her-priorities/
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Re: Plenty of Fish is a Horror Show
:-X :-*
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=624163.0;attach=702688;image)
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Analblowico deserves a place on that page
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Analblowico deserves a place on that page
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=droppingplates+getbig.com
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=droppingplates+getbig.com
DP got an full head of hair I must say.
You both run a warehouse right?
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DP got an full head of hair I must say.
You both run a warehouse right?
he rides a bicycle to work to make ends meet
dont think he's running anything
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he rides a bicycle to work to make ends meet
dont think he's running anything
But you stacked 5k boxes today brah!
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he rides a bicycle to work to make ends meet
dont think he's running anything
A Dutchman riding a bike, now that is amazing ::)
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A Dutchman riding a bike, now that is amazing ::)
Posting on NYE?
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A Dutchman riding a bike, now that is amazing ::)
you specifically mentioned you needed the bicycle bonus money which they give to poor people (but they claim it's for the environment bcs it's awkward to call it what it is)
also too poor to buy a car
you are dirt poor and broke
you can deny all you want
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you specifically mentioned you needed the bicycle bonus money which they give to poor people (but they claim it's for the environment bcs it's awkward to call it what it is)
also too poor to buy a car
you are dirt poor and broke
you can deny all you want
but
youre poor too
so whats your point? ??? ??? ???
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you specifically mentioned you needed the bicycle bonus money which they give to poor people (but they claim it's for the environment bcs it's awkward to call it what it is)
also too poor to buy a car
you are dirt poor and broke
you can deny all you want
The fantasy is strong in this post, as with most of your assumptions... Feel free to find my post to back up your 'claim'
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but
youre poor too
so whats your point? ??? ??? ???
compared to that asshole i am rich
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you specifically mentioned you needed the bicycle bonus money which they give to poor people (but they claim it's for the environment bcs it's awkward to call it what it is)
also too poor to buy a car
you are dirt poor and broke
you can deny all you want
DP vs AH -> getbig battle 2017
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compared to that asshole i am rich
no youre not
youre not even rich compared to me and Im on welfare
youre below the poverty line---your shithole place speaks volumes about that
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no youre not
youre not even rich compared to me and Im on welfare
youre below the poverty line---your shithole place speaks volumes about that
No Sir. AH is a penny pincher that is the difference.
You on the other had seems to live in a rather large house for beeing on welfare.
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compared to that asshole i am rich
Leave dropping plates alone you autistic retard.
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no youre not
youre not even rich compared to me and Im on welfare
youre below the poverty line---your shithole place speaks volumes about that
i boughtthis place for a good price considering the location at 230K EUR
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i boughtthis place for a good price considering the location at 230K EUR
How many m2 living space brah?
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Leave dropping plates alone you autistic retard.
Let them dish it out
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Let them dish it out
He's too dumb and boring to debate and FF is right, A'retardo has all signs of autism.
Happy new year bro
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Sweet,I made it.
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Hook up with a younger nice looking woman, change every two years, no kids.
When you get to a certain age where youre behind the enemy line. Settle with one much younger and slim, in case you need someone by your side when you get a heart attack or stroke from old age, she can wheel you around..the risk vs reward there is more balanced. George Clooney did the exact same thing.
Being a rich handsome fellow like your self helps achieve this ( no homo )
This advice is based on the average Getbigger which according to what I read on here has 18" arms, 6% bf, drives a Panamera or similar, lives in upper middle class areas and has a portfolio split between equities and gold.
I have the stats, I just don't have your wallet.... I'm destined for a long boring marriage, live the dream for us Scorpio...
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The bloke* is so deluded I think he may be mentally ill.
I have pms off him accusing me of being a gimick of someone who "hasn't the balls to say shit about him on his main account" and that over 50% of my posts are bashing him.
He seriously thinks that highly of himself that he dosent realise he is nothing more than an annoyance and is completley irellevant to everyone here.
He begged joon for money then said he hated him making him on par with Groink or acre or even worse since the fucking parasite stuck around here.
He managed to get me banned a few months back when I forgot about the no peado calling rule and minutes after I said it I was banned.
He is the lowest form of life imaginable
*Shizzo
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Re: A fresh start
I have decided to give the Y board members and moderators a clean slate in 2017.
As your Ron-supported ruler, I have settled on a merciful outlook for the new year, hoping to start things off in a positive manner. I hereby absolve all moderators of their past transgressions, and look forward to peace and tranquility, as I continue to return getbig to its former greatness.
The constant stress of conflict has taken its toll, and I will strive to unburden myself of these mental shackles through getting in shape, a positive outlook of cooperation, and coming to terms with my sexuality and drinking. Freedom like this will enable me to soar to new heights. You are all welcome to join the ride.
I know Henda, gymrat and those I own on a regular basis may be a bit lost at first (think Stockholm Syndrome) but that is a price they must pay for the greater good of the board. We need to accomplish this together.
Getbig will rise from the ashes.
I will be your guide.
Follow and learn, my subjects.
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You own nobody ever, when it gets to the point that I have to cry to mods about something you said to me, as you have done at least twice I know of to me, then I'll consider myself owned.
Until then shut the fuck up and resume your place at the bottom with the shamed parasites of the board acre and Groink as you begged joon for money like a filthy tramp, at least they have the decency to not show their face around here again. After this Shamefull act you can't have any self respect ever again
Parasite
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Haha, in the interests of entertainment, let's have an episode of Rocket
Prepare yourself brother, you were almost right. It LOOKS the part.
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Let's go over the violations (let's face it, the entire room is a violation)
Queen bed that is actually just mattress on 2 single mattresses
Gigantic fucking television with Wii U / raspberry pi connected to it
The ah "bachelor man's wardrobe" (aka the floor)
"Curtain" is a queen bed cover hanging on the antit heft, prison style bars
And perhaps the worst violation:
The house actually has 3 perfectly functional completely empty bedrooms, yet I choose to bed down in the room that looks like a fucking prison because it backs onto the double garage that I carpeted.
This house is on million dollar land (not my land, mind), but is most definitely getting bulldozed, one day.
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Nice brick work.
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If admiring Go4it's physique is gay , then slap my ass and call me Mary ;D
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A poll has to be verified as official from the beginning, so to keep the integrity of the voting process intact.
This particular poll was made by a regular member (without my blessing) and was not certified as "official" by a member of the moderator staff, at the beginning.
go tongue punch an obese man's fart box you dick sucker
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It is true that I asked Junior to borrow money (I believe in 2015) out of paranoia, and self admitted alcoholism.
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Just picked them up on my radar. Godspeed, boys!
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lmAO...HAHAH
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Getbig Christmas 2016 Edition Photoshop(http://i66.tinypic.com/2je5ouc.jpg)
wTF. First time seeing this. LMFAO hahahahaha
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lmAO...HAHAH
(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2017/01/07/y5dnrb5z7y.jpg)
;D
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Re: I'm the old Skorp 🦂
Let's put this to rest once and for all. The day I came back Bigmc messaged me on whatsapp and I haven't changed my number in years.
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Re: I'm the old Skorp 🦂
hey what happened to the getbig space adventure story?
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hey what happened to the getbig space adventure story?
very busy with work these days. Might write a new episode later. :)
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Got any pics of her bunghole and stink drapes ?
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Re: Schwarzenegger bulked over christmas!!
"I said ten paces behind...."
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Ever wonder why so many young men walk around with their head hung down? Are they all really this unhappy?
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Ever wonder why so many young men walk around with their head hung down? Are they all really this unhappy?
only if they are disappointing to their father.
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Ever wonder why so many young men walk around with their head hung down? Are they all really this unhappy?
Must be a cuck thing, I always have my head up high.
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Ever wonder why so many young men walk around with their head hung down? Are they all really this unhappy?
A no-brainer, insecurity.
The same with women btw
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A no-brainer, insecurity.
The same with women btw
Guess I just haven't noticed this with young women as much. It certainly wasn't the case with my daughter. However, my son had a brief moody time in his teens when he walked around looking like his best friend just died.
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Guess I just haven't noticed this with young women as much. It certainly wasn't the case with my daughter. However, my son had a brief moody time in his teens when he walked around looking like his best friend just died.
It's just a clear sign of body language and you will often see this at public places. Insecure people tend too look away or they keep staring at the floor.
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It's just a clear sign of body language and you will often see this at public places. Insecure people tend too look away or they keep staring at the floor.
My wife's sister advised her 3 very attractive daughters to never look a stranger (males only) in their eyes because it sends a signal you are interested in them. She was a wonderful lady, but a trifle old fashioned.
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My wife's sister advised her 3 very attractive daughters to never look a stranger (males only) in their eyes because it sends a signal you are interested in them. She was a wonderful lady, but a trifle old fashioned.
Yeah, that's pretty ridiculous. Muslim mothers do prob the same..
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My wife's sister advised her 3 very attractive daughters to never look a stranger (males only) in their eyes because it sends a signal you are interested in them. She was a wonderful lady, but a trifle old fashioned.
yes some hotties do this a good waste of pussy
any pics of these girls?
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yes some hotties do this a good waste of pussy
any pics of these girls?
They are all middle-aged, happily married women these days.
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R.I.P. curl :D
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This shit is gold
Re: Physique Update..2017 Year of the Pro Card?
What 35 year-old straight man spends his time posting his pics and fishing for compliments on an obscure hard-core bodybuilding board with a 99.9 male viewership that skews towards an older demographic?
And look at his body language in the pic where the woman is trying to kiss him. That's not a straight man.
I get it, Phil. You come from a conservative NJ family that would be mortified if they knew the truth so you ran away to work on a ship with a bunch of desperate third-worlders. But don't kid yourself, deep down inside they know that their weird, late 30s, orange-colored son, grandson, nephew, etc., who was always a little "off" - is a finnochio.
This is a bodybuilding forum, a lot of members posts pics for feedback, to show their progress or to promote themselves.
Either way, better to live a life he enjoys instead a shitty boring life so that other people will be happy.
I got nothing against the guy. Great build and overall look. But if he's going to come on here and self-promote then he should be honest about himself. Why do you think he's never seriously pursued YouTube or other social media? Tons of douchebags with half his build actually make money doing it. But if he did it, the gay hookups would be coming back to haunt him like a long-forgotten case of genital warts.
Lots of dudes post their pic on here, Halo, Be There, NJ Flex, Big Ro, Hazbin, even True Adonis, but none of them scream homo like this gagazote (ask an old Italiano what that means).
Look at the body language in every pic where he's around a women.
Dude is GAF (not that there's anything wrong with that).
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Re: WYHI?
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/03/article-2619539-1D8B9BB300000578-354_634x795.jpg)
I would hit even if I had to hold her ball sack out of the way during anal.
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Re: BRADLEY MARTYN brutally humiliated @ LA Fit Expo!
:D
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPQgyctDV8s/
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Re: Where's 240?
At least he has the decency to not show his face after all that bullshit he was spewing in such a self-assured, know-it-all, "I got the inside scoop", manner.
"Trump is a Hillary plant."
He said like it was so obvious and you had to be a retard not to see it.
The sheer asinine and moronic idea is just breath-taking. It's like he didn't have a clue all that would have to happen for this to be true. How many would have to be in on it and yet keep it all under wraps?
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Re: what is the ideal number of women to date?
I'd say 3
1 for nice strong hot sex
1 for cool fun times
1 for sweet and soft tender moments
this way you get all of your needs fulfilled without the fear of getting trapped
OP is 14...
Or a homo.
Or both...
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Why is the peanut butter so light? ??? ??? ???
It might be the kind from the bottom shelf with macadamia nut flavor.
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Re: The current Madonna, wyhi?
(http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/2014/01/30/madonna.jpg)
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:D
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:P
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Re: Prayers for Mark Antonek needed
The original thread is over a year old...so if he is still alive it appears that Getbig's prayers worked :)
RIP
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ESFitness' old instagram account had hundreds of pics of him all looking exactly the same, around 210 with a swollen GH gut, he even had one shaded green thinking he looked like the Hulk.
I'm pretty sure you are not him, your posting style is all wrong, you don't have the spark to post anything near ESFs car park disrespect meme.
Hundreds of pics? Lol more like 30 or 40, the majority of which were pictures of sushi.... And I don't believe I even remember the name of that account so I doubt there's any chance of you. Talk I'd be surprised if you did.
And if you do there's something seriously fucking wrong with you to allow me to occupy so much fucking space in your daily thoughts. And yeah there is or was a picture of bring I believe I posted it on Halloween saying something like "who the fucking needs a Halloween costume?".
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Guess I just haven't noticed this with young women as much. It certainly wasn't the case with my daughter. However, my son had a brief moody time in his teens when he walked around looking like his best friend just died.
That's cos you're a bender
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It's not gay as long as my c0ck is bigger than hers...which is rarely the case.
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arnold is Trump's Louie.
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Re: GOFUNDME: Clean Lenny's House...Raised Over 1000 bucks in a few hours!!!
Are you shitting me!!! They put up a GoFundme goal of 250 bucks and it was raised in a few hours, 4 times over. The power of media :P
http://www.gofundme.com/clean-lennys-house
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;D
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I do wish Brady had fucked dak tho.
great black hope
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;D
lolz, hey, it looked bleak! But Brady did prove a lot of people wrong!
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lolz, hey, it looked bleak! But Brady did prove a lot of people wrong!
I was with you , I expected them to rally the second half and get close but no one expected that.
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Re: Aussie Getbigger banned from POF for stating...
oh shittt
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Me and lee priest got into a big fight on facebook over God because I did not take kindly to him disrespecting the creator so fuck him.
REALLY, i hope so, I will go back through his FB page and find out your real name.
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Re: Wife Admits to Killing Husband by Putting Antifreeze in Steroids
Dating with trannies is a weird trend among bodybuilders...
It's not weird. Male-to-fem trannies or just feminine-looking crossdressing schmoes appreciate muscles/MEN more and love worshipping them and are more submissive than white women these days... So if you can get someone who looks like a woman but has the mind of a man, then it's SO MUCH WIN.
No "sorry, I'm on my period" + "I'm not in the mood" + "I'm not feeling sexy"... bs from a tranny.
(NO TRANNY FUCKER.................. ........................ ........................ ......OK I LIED)
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Re: Snow fucking sucks
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I was with you , I expected them to rally the second half and get close but no one expected that.
Yeah, it was a crazy game. Glad he got that 5th ring!
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Re: Snow fucking sucks
Me and my Skoda Octavia made it bigtime now!!!!!!! Thanks DP 8)
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Me and my Skoda Octavia made it bigtime now!!!!!!! Thanks DP 8)
Originality & creativity gets rewarded in this thread :)
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Ivanka is fucking gorgeous. I'll bet Trudeau could lock up Melania for a mommy/daughter combo if he wanted. He'd cuck Trump's wife right in front of his bitch ass. Nothing he could do about it.
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Re: Richard Jalichandra out as Bodybuilding.com CEO after one year
Bodybuilding.com CEO Richard Jalichandra has stepped down after one year at the company’s Boise headquarters.
Employees received an email on Wednesday saying Jalichandra is no longer CEO of Vitalize, the holding company of Bodybuilding.com and three other health, fitness and nutrition brands.
“[Jalichandra] is departing the company to pursue other opportunities,” the email said. “RJ has been with us for over a year and we thank him for his leadership, hard work and dedication. RJ’s last day will be today, Feb. 15.”
Liberty Media, Bodybuilding.com’s parent company, confirmed Jalichandra’s departure in an email but declined to answer questions about it.
Bodybuilding.com is an internet-based distributor of nutritional supplements and fitness products. The company laid off at least 90 Boise employees in December as part of an “organizational downsizing.” It previously employed about 800 people, including 575 in the Treasure Valley.
Read more here: http://www.idahostatesman.com/news/business/article132907419.html#storylink=cpy
no offense but i'll wait to hear it from vince
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Re: Shawn Rhowden
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=626359.0;attach=713313;image)
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Re: Blackstone Labs raided by the FDA today?
Anyone know details as to why Blackstone Labs was supposedly raided by the FDA today?
Lets wait for Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO, to confirm this.
Yes, Blackstone Labs was raided yesterday. Long time coming. It was due to the sales of DMAA and some prohormones. Needless to say that Blackstone Labs is finished
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Re: hey fellas, got a photo shoot coming up
Planning on getting arrested?
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Re: Aesthetic of Muscle Gut
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-09-21-1442871579-2607992-slackimgs1.jpg)
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big ro is a massive brute, stronger than a ox and smells like one to
you smelled him?
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Looks like she is filming out of a park, is she homeless now ???
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRGeUjygnKW/?taken-by=celestebonin&hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BRGeUjygnKW/?taken-by=celestebonin&hl=en)
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Her natural response to being in a room full of black men is to get on her knees.
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:D
What a fucking train wreck
Fucked up botched back flip
Idiotic crappy brake dancing
Stupidest beard I've ever seen
And that stupid face
Him and his retarded brother should be shipped off to an island like they used to do for the lepers
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Re: George Farah
;D ;D ;D
If you are shooting a fresh load of sperm up there - yes.
Here are the results of my semen analysis/sperm test. My total sperm count was over one BILLION. Yes, that's right. Regis Philbin eat your heart out. ;D Does anyone remember the former Getbig member HebrewBillions? I would like to inform him of this result!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=627034.0;attach=715784;image)
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I've seen a lot of hate against levrone on here and there is no reason for that >:(
i for one wish him the best of luck in his coming contest
Earl alone cancels all that out.
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Re: Why do people create gimmicks?
Dear Colin,
The answer to your question may be rather more intricate than it first appears. In my professional career I've spent a great deal of time attempting to analyse the convoluted relationship between online message boards and the perpetual recrudescence of 'gimmick' accounts, and I've come to believe that the desire to commit such a heinous act can be motivated by various distinct aims. Let's take you as one example, if I may: early on in my research I began with a routine psychiatric assessment of a small number of posters here; your results in particular caused me a great deal of alarm. When testing for the abnormalities know as the four D's: deviance, distress, dysfunction and danger, your scores were so far off the charts that I genuinely considered flying over to Ireland to report you to the authorities myself. The only reason I didn't was because I hate potatoes and I'm not particularly fond of having to start my car every morning by crouching behind a stack of sandbags while attempting to manipulate a ten foot pole with a car key attached to the end of it into the ignition. However, I was perplexed as to why someone would find satisfaction in attempting to portray themselves as some sort of unhinged, 'ticking time-bomb' dissident republican-type who strikes fear in the hearts of men wherever he goes. The answer, I believe, is linked not only to one cause of gimmick creation, but to the pastime of bodybuilding itself: deep insecurities and the need to create an identity which the individual believes will generate the respect and admiration of their peers. This particular type of gimmick is the most alarming as it is born out of insecurity, delusion, and fear rather than a desire for mischief-making and general tomfoolery. In most instances you will find that the individual responsible for promulgating such tall tales is often mentally ill, and will typically shy away from most forms of social interaction. Often they will be on anti-anxiety medication and suffer from sporadic violent outbursts directed at various inanimate objects such as walls, picture frames, mirrors, crockery etc. The likelihood of them turning to image and performance enhancing drugs is also alarmingly high, as they seek to build up a protective 'muscle suit' in the hope of deterring any violence that may be directed their way while out in public. The confidence that comes with this unnatural amount of muscle mass becomes addictive, and may lead to increased instances of narcissistic behaviour online - such as constant picture posting in the hope of receiving positive feedback, or fabricating tales of derring-do in an attempt to turn fantasy into reality.
Another explanation for the motivation behind gimmick creation has already been mentioned, but I will elaborate: many individuals choose to create a second account because they wish to preserve the reputation they have established with their original account. It may be that they find themselves incensed by a particular discussion but fear the retaliation of the mob if they were to voice a dissenting opinion, or, indeed, they may be aware that to put forth an objection could risk harming a relationship they have formed online with an individual they have become fond of. Quite amusingly, what I have noticed in other instances of individuals who do this is that they tend to suffer from a strong desire to appear as figures of authority. Generally, they will have worked their way up the forum 'hierarchy' into a moderator position - often on multiple message boards, and will take the role particularly seriously - attaching a great deal of prestige to it. In real life they will tend to gravitate towards careers which grant them a degree of authority they would otherwise lack - such as the police force, prison service, or supervisor in an orphanage - anything that will allow them to dominate the weak, vulnerable or incapacitated. On message boards, they tend to go to great lengths to avoid being caught and will attempt to disguise their writing style as well as vehemently condemn acts of gimmickry as something so shockingly reprehensible that they couldn't possibly comprehend how an individual could do such a thing; these men and women are the Harold Shipmans, John Wayne Gacys, and Ted Bundys of the online world and must be avoided at all costs.
Lastly, there are those who do it simply for the entertainment value of annoying the indignant and moronic. Bodybuilding forums are particularly abundant in stupidity, given the nature of what the 'sport' entails and the personality types attracted to it, so the promise of a particularly explosive outburst of vexation can prove to be quite tempting for those who find these reactions amusing. 'strongmen' types and steroid users are especially susceptible to provocation online due to the fact that their physiques can't function as a deterrent against criticism, leaving them stripped of all their armour and therefore highly vulnerable to mockery. Their reactions are all the more comedic when you consider the fact that they spend most of their time expatiating on the flaws of others, championing hatred and ignorance, and generally trying to denigrate anything they aren't capable of comprehending - but when they find themselves on the receiving end of a light-hearted lampooning, their comments will abruptly change from the usual ' Hurr durr, liberal snowflakes, free speech, Hitler was a good man, lol @ the fascists banning Milo from Twitter', to: 'The gimmicks are out of control! Mods...do something!'
It's all rather silly if you ask me, and I take pride in being able to say that I've risen above it all and will never have the need for multiple accounts. I only hope that others will follow my example so that we can finally put an end to this nonsense and make GetBig great again.
Splendid! Meta-Physical has offered a rich etiological explanation for the relatively under-researched phenomenon of gimmickogenesis (gimmick creation). He addresses the question of this thread with focus, and he employs both theory and observation to locate the creation of added pseudonyms (i.e., noms de pump) on a bodybuilding forum to certain compulsive traits within those who are pathologically attracted to the activity of bodybuilding itself – e.g., inter alia, (i) to a predilection to embrace superficiality, e.g., in using PEDs to perpetuate some form of artifice (i.e., artificial exaggeration or perhaps even deceit); (ii) to inventive flights of fancy which imagine and wish for a different appearance of the self; (iii) to the employment of this "new self" toward the goal of gaining recognition (both positive and negative) from a very limited subset of society -- especially from those who have hitherto withheld such satisfying recognition; and (iv) to the release of repressed anger in the form of getting one's goat, directed especially to the incorrigibly stupid.
In Freudian terms, we might claim with Meta-Physical that a strong response to gimmickry requires an assortative mindset (i.e., a kind of 'like responding to like'); in other words, that the antecedent phenomenon of gimmickogenesis and its consequent elicitation of gimmickorge (gimmick wrath) emerge from a shared condition of weak ego strength, which is not only roused to creative energy by the abnormalities of the "four D's, deviance, distress, dysfunction and danger," but also agitate the ire of certain cognitive constants (known in the literature as the five D's, viz. dummies, dullards, dimwits, dolts, and dopes) that are incapable of the higher-level thought required to dismiss the lure of gimmickry.
Plausible and well done.
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Re: Calling Out 'bigmc': I Challenge You To A Duel.
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Hey, look at me go. :)
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Re: Who's the Gimmick?
What the hell.
So it's a crime when man does it?
That's how every woman behaves. And only men are blamed if they are stupid enough to blow their money on women.
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Re: Fit hottie alert: Carriejune Bowlby
At least coach will have someone to hang out with at 6 flags after they get denied entry to the attractions.
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Re: Marcus Ruhl - reasonably wide....
" FUCK YOU HATERS...THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT ME "
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Why the fuck is he pulling that face? No face has ever been more deserving of being hit full force with the claw end of a hammer right between the eyes
Don't be such a meanie - you'll hurt his wickle feelings.... It's his 'war' face...
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Re: Doctor sedates woman, ejaculates on her face.
The workplace must be inclusive. To deny a wackmaster his delights would be intolerant. That day the good doctor identified his cock as a cumcannon.
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Re: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
Vince Basile sees her and begins to walk up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.
Vince turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.
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Re: Doctor sedates woman, ejaculates on her face.
;D ;D ;D
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lol @the whole thread. If delusion was a currency, Vince Goodbum would give alms to Bill Gates.
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She has a tight little body on her. Looks better in clothes than she does nekkid.
Decent turdcutter, sure.
Having said that, she should do the smart thing and at least get some massive fakies.
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Re: Will Harris's update
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hahaha what sickening fag he is, i hope wills parents will forgive him one day.
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Re: Getbigger on Gold Coast "I usually sleep with 4 chicks at one time"
http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/lifestyle/multiple-girls-requires-imagination-inside-the-life-of-the-candyman/news-story/88ac28cf2d86a749829729c355e0c83d
he must have a really big bed
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600K Put through the Getbig earnings filter says in reality you are earning 25k P/A.....
Haha only joking what do you do buddy?
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doubt she puts out more than once every 2 weeks
doubt she steals xboxes.
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Re: Steve Kuclo and Amanda Latona on Shark Tank - April 21, 2017
I'm worried that you will begin using profit to pay for your illegal drugs or that you will drop dead from organ failure---and for that reason IM out.
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Re: United Airlines Overbooks Flights - and Beats up a Paying Passenger
The internet isn't boiling over about any of the other injustices in the world. This just became a big deal because people hate airlines and all the bullshit of flying. The chinaman isn't the issue.
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Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career
Wow..it's one thing to see the physical transformation (or should I say Mutation) of Taylor from the Matt Damon like teen to the grotesque, balding, Cro-Magnon-ish, hirsute ,depraved abomination he now is. Even more interesting is to see him justify his atrocious life choices with his pseudo philosophical diatribes.
His "values" do not align with the norm...In other words, to him..there is nothing wrong with having fat, sweaty depraved perverts thrust their diseased organs into him and spray him with their seminal filth. Nope as long as they pay up. Yes, he will joyfully allow them to munch on his crud infested ass hair.
You see, he is an "enlightened being.". He even believes that being given a hideous and possibly fatal STD is akin to "Sharing" one's essence. Receiving an infected load of jizz through a ruptured colon..to him..is a bonding experience.
The manner in which he displays himself in the Custom Made, comically depraved Bunny Outfit, complete with convenient anal acess, is akin to the pride of ownership shown by a Lamborghini enthusiast.
If ever someone was in need of an intervention, it would have to be this guy.
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Earl1972 - 'he' broke down and cried over another mans naked body. I cant relate to such a sick minded perv
i never said i sobbed, i said i teared up because it was bittersweet
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Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career
That post is a work of literary art
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Re: Where are my Blue Stars?!!?
Dear Vincent,
'Starry, Starry night
Paint your palette blue and grey
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the
Darkness in my soul.'
As an elected member of the Blue Stars Council (BSC), I want you to know that I understand the pain you are going through, and we have spent a significant amount of time in the 'competitors' thread (members only) assiduously deliberating over your request for the coveted award. However, we regret to inform you that we have decided to uphold the decision to deny you blue stars on the basis that you simply do not deserve them. Your physique just didn't 'cut the mustard', so to speak. We understand that you will no doubt be disappointed to hear this, but for what its worth I have successfully fought to have you awarded the stars posthumously. I hope you find peace in knowing this. You will have your blue stars in the very near future, and we will celebrate for you in your absence.
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He's a piece of shit. A useless, pathetic moron who has about as much to offer this site as I do to blacklivesmatter. Why he was even on a bodybuilding related site in the first place is beyond me, he obviously stumbled upon Getbig by mistake while looking for musclemen to look at. The fat, out of shape, ugly, mentally retarded, alcoholic prick.
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As you can see from the photos above I am not just another armchair thinker. I actually apply what I know to building machines.
I have invented a biceps-supinator machine. Arthur Jones pointed out that one of the functions of the biceps was supination or
twisting the wrists. He never made a Nautilus or Medx machine that would provide resistance for supination and flexion at the
same time. When I got the patent through in the USA I contacted Arthur in his home. I had to get his number from Ellington
Darden. Well, I talked with Arthur for over an hour and he didn't mind Roz listening in on another line. I told him I would set
him a photo of the machine and he declined in case I accused him of copying the design. We had a really good talk and what
a pity I lived too far away to visit him. It isn't often that one meets someone who we connect with on an intellectual level.
I have talked hypertrophy with Mike Mentzer at Golds in 1991. I was living at Ray Mentzer's place so he arranged for us to
meet. We didn't see eye to eye on anything that day. This was before my DOMS theory arrived. Mike had his ideas and I had
mine. I would read his excellent articles in the magazines but I didn't embrace them like some guys did. Ray gave seminars
and conducted training sessions twice at our gyms in Sydney. So we got to know a lot about how Ray trained. He was one
big and strong dude. I recall one day working up to 9 plates on the lying triceps machine. When I finished he figured he
could do the same weight so did many reps without warming up. That was a crazy thing to do. The elbows need to be flushed
with blood before using heavy weights. Ray rubbed his elbows after that effort. That was showing off. He did boast about doing
two deep squats with 925 pounds at his Muscle Mill gym in Torrance.
Ray influences several bodybuilders in our two gyms and I think everyone reduced the number of sets they were doing. We
trained three days a week and did one direct exercise for biceps, for example, and on another day did an indirect exercise for
that muscle. So we were training muscles twice a week. That is close to what I advocated...which is every third day.
What about that invention I came up with...a biceps supinator? It was a daunting machine to build. It has 21 pulleys.
I eventually bit the bullet and did everything myself and completed the first version in 2001, some 10 years after first
applying for a patent. I has been modified several times with the last major changed occurring last year. I finally
reinstalled the machine in our Melrose Park Gym in Sydney. Vince's Gym. I can tell you that this excellent machine
causes DOMS in my biceps every time I have a hard workout on it. That literally doesn't happen with other biceps
exercises. So now I can get both biceps and triceps sore in the same workout since I superset triceps and biceps.
Imagine the potential to build arm size with this knowledge and equipment?! What do the guys in my gym do?
The bodybuilders do mainly free weights. Ah, how I dislike the beliefs of muscleheads.
Sorry, no photo of the modified machine since I might be able to sell the design now.
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5' 10.5", around 265 right now. Obese of course, but I'm a strongman, it's okay! Enjoying life anyway...
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Yes, brutally hiding mini salami and lack of quad sweep behind a random sloot in a random hotel room. ;D
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Re: Serena Williams pregnancy
Played, and won, the Australian Open while a few weeks pregnant.
:o :o
Lucky mother fucker is he who got to drain his balls in her sea of pink.
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Drake when asked about his failed relationship with star tennis player Serena Williams. Drake who is now dating Rihanna claims that Serena’s feet were the cause of their breakup.
“She had these long strong ass toes, that looked like 5 thumbs. One night she kept rubbing her feet on me, I tried to move them but she’s strong as shit. I knew then it was over” Drake
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Mr. Basile,
Have you ever thought about starting a business where you take people on long walks along Manly beach?
Vince, how long are you going to ignore this fine gentlemans comments and questions? You fat old ignorant bastard
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Just got off the musclephone with the graphologist.
Handwriting indicates a brutal grip, but a vindictive nature.
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Of course I know Joon. He once sent me a video of him fucking some black bitch. Is he really doing that??? How much would he actually spend to buy an account. Doesn't make any sense.
If Basile sold his account, it must not have been for much money as he doesn't have blue stars
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I think Goodrum suspected that Basile was gay
after he posted pics of young men in swimsuits that he had taken
for god knows what reason
vince also spent years taking pics of men in thongs
No, I just think that he enjoys the company and companionship of other men and perhaps likes an occasional puff on the cigar once in a while.
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i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.
i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck
tiny pic wont upload a larger pic
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feeling brunt the fuck out - :-\
Just tell her: Shizzo stole my heart.
Flex Wheeler also made up ninjas and that might work also.
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Basile, I have always taken umbrage at the slagging and bullying you so openly heap on Goodrum.
Yes, Goodrum is a flawed character and morally corrupt. Regardless, he does not deserve the relentless bashings that you have handed out to him over the many, many years.
Goodrum, my gay friend, you are far from sin as well.
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I have stated before that one needs to be an expert to detect another expert in a particular field. The problem with bodybuilding is that everyone with a 16 inch arm considers that they are experts.
When you read the concerns of so many who don't know how to get any bigger doesn't this prove that they are hardly experts?
When someone comes up with a new way of approaching a discipline it won't be accepted by the majority. Look at how long it took for humanity to accept that the earth goes around the sun?
So I don't expect bodybuilders to abandon what they believe. This isn't going to happen. Are there many philosophers of science among bodybuilders? I seem to be the only one.
Mike Mentzer and Arthur Jones were philosophers but they didn't get it right re the theory of hypertrophy. They were only partly right which isn't sufficient. They had a necessary condition
but not all the sufficient conditions. They got the intensity part correct but underestimated the total time under tension that is required. In other words, you need volume as well but still
require exceedingly hard training to make the muscles have to grow.
Vince, you're not a philosopher.... You're a bitter and pompous person who claims to be the messiah of hypertrophy, exercise equipment and photoshop, begging for recognition and stars for multiple decades...
As for me, I never claimed to be an expert, I just share my personal views.
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Those are not my phone numbers but you just called my aunt and uncle up who are in their 90's you lousy piece of shit. You need to remove those numbers and never call them again.
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Uncommon Knowledge - The Vulgar Pride of Intellectuals
The Arrogance Of Intellectuals
Dear Coach,
While I do not doubt that you have many leather-bound books in that exquisite and extensive library of yours, I'm rather curious to know why you are imploring us all to read 'The arrogance of intellectuals' when no such book by Thomas Sowell exists. It appears as though you have fallen victim to your own reckless stupidity once again by assuming that the YouTube video is also the title of the book being discussed. I understand that you lack the cognitive capacity to read and comprehend Intellectuals and Society, but I would suggest that you at least try to watch the first few minutes of any video you post in future so as to avoid another embarrassing gaffe which exposes you as the disingenuous, illiterate little imbecile that you clearly are.
Additionally, while we are on the subject of your favourite authors, I wonder if you may share your views on the idea of a 'negative income tax' or unconditional basic income - as advocated by many liberals and discussed by Friedman in Capitalism and Freedom (p.192). I assume you have it in that extensive library of yours, given that you regard his works as 'pure gold'. Do you view it as an advantageous arrangement to tackle the specific issue of poverty, and to what extent would you argue that it is likely to reduce the incentives of those recipients to help themselves compared to other proposed alternatives?
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Re: Body girls Thread ..... aka babes and barbells
All Jodels all the time. ;D
Collect them on your hard drive, but please, do not share
I do have a designated folder for her pics/vids. 773 MB worth of narcissism and cheap motel rooms. :-X
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Re: Blue Stars and DOMS.
x
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< it is an ironmeister photoshop :)
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< it is an ironmeister photoshop :)
Credits to the Legend!
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I also ghost write for a few health magazines as well.
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Re: Getbig poems
Getbiggers
Act like they're God's gift
But most don't even lift
Do nothing but troll
Can't get any hole
Can't pay the rent
Unless they blow some gent
Schmoes touching their schlongs
Looking at guys in thongs
We're all aging fast
Our primes well in the past
Debating politics
insecure about our dicks
Some talk shit about Ron
But couldn't mow his lawn
Wiggs talking flat Earth
Vince G hung like a Smurf
Herne posts pics of a whore
Dropping Plates wants to see more
Kwon only likes whales
I prefer fit females
Coach schooling liberal cucks
SF1900 saying Trump sucks
Photoshops of tbombz
Most of us live with our moms
Mods out there doing their best
I heard Lee shat on Booty's chest
Getbig now is just Gimmicks all day
Most are them are unfunny and gay
Now the only bodybuilding thread
Is about which pro just dropped dead :(
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I made it to a poem 8)
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I made it to a poem 8)
Droppingplates
Masturbates
There you go. Two now.
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Droppingplates
Masturbates
There you go. Two now.
Wow, some creative poetry! You should do this for a living
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A true getbigger still chasing dat ass at 83 years old ;D
The new side piece
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Way better than the old one
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Idk. I just know I couldn't wake up and have pancakes with a prostitute.
too many carbs?
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Bring your girlfriend over my house and I'll show her how to do squats properly
Be careful, his girlfriend probably resembles a boyfriend. Or " she " could be just his left hand.
That's what I'm counting on.... ;D
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Re: Generation Iron 2 "Red Carpet Premier" lol
Had a few minutes, so I watched this. It's garbage. The soundtrack sucks, a lot of it sounds like Youtube royalty free stuff :). As far as direction/cinematography, it's like the cinematic gods ate a bunch of filming styles, and shit sprayed a fetid mishmosh of scenes out afterward. Bad jump cuts, Awkward flashback scenes, overly dramatic shots that there was no need for. It's like a bad commercial for some athletic brand.
Most of the older bodybuilders look pasty and sick, and just beaten down. Haney and Schwarzenegger being the exceptions. Haney is a really nice ambassador for the sport. The interviewer is bland, and many of these newer guys have no personality compared to the Pumping Iron ones. These shitbirds think they're on CSpan. Lots of backslapping, and lamenting how hard the sport is. They managed to suck a lot of the charm out of Piana and Greg Valentino too. Piana does come off looking a lot better than I thought. His segments maybe the best part of the film.
Kai comes off decently, very likable, but again the way this is directed, sucks the life out of his story. Lots of jump cuts, and bland interviews about Kai. They also could've edited out some stuff out of his second segment.
The Van Monger segments are :shrug:, very bland, and I don't really care about his love life.
They're managing to make the schmoe angle uninteresting, They should've watched the Louis Theroux bodybuilding special from years ago on how to do it right.
Dana Lynn Bailey is in it for like 2 minutes, and either had a cold or something strange was going on just before. Also did the whole "I'm natural" thing when there was no need to.
Sorry if this reads a bit disjointed. But I was adding thoughts as I watched. It really is a mess of a film and a struggle to watch. If you're a fan of the hobby, you'll learn nothing you didn't know before. And it offers nothing to the casual, non bodybuilding viewer because it is a bland, ugly film with zero intellectual or eye appeal. It's just :(.
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Trump was squatting 585 so Saudi schmoes snuck in a medal, mid-set.
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Re: Generation Iron 2 - Red Carpet Premier and Reviews
Just go to any highway rest stop and find an unflushed toilet of shit
Look at the toilet for a few mins
That's the equivalent of this worthless movie
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Can I move in with you?
maybe one day bro
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Dallas has a super gut...
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WYHI - in order
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#10's stiletto heel on my ballsack between my testicles while #8 kneeling on the floor, peering closely through a magnifying glass, repeats "That's amazing!" Observational notes are compiled and hypotheses postulated.
Later #2, sedated and strapped face down to a gurney, is wheeled into the room by #9 so they can observe the the male's natural inclinations when presented with sexual opportunity. The three of them adjourn to a table to continue their work but do not sit, which would be illogical, since they are all wearing hot shoes.
8 continues her record keeping but fails to make sufficient note of the male's state of arousal as per 10's instructions and is publicly criticized for her sloppy work. 8 takes the criticism badly, and defensively insists that her sketch of the penis accurately represents the level of vascularity evident. 10, shocked by her underling's impudence, loses her temper and a shouting match ensues. 9 attempts to intervene and is rewarded by 10 with a crude slap across the cheek. She backs away, wearing an expression of confused betrayal, and cradling her stinging face.
8 goes to the wounded 9, sympathetically patting her shoulders and hushing away her bad feelings. Assuring her that everything is going to be ok, she asks the upset 9 to uncover her poor cheek. 9 exhales shakily, on the verge of tears, and removes her hand. Unsurprisingly, her cheek is a little bit red. It's not bad but it's noticeably redder than the other one. 8 breaks this news to #9, who really isn't having a very good day at all, and 9 finally begins to sob. 8 smooths 9's cheek and, turning to 10, reports that 9 is crying and that her cheek is slightly red. But 10 lacks all sympathy, and indicates that it isn't as red as it should be. 8 nods her understanding and viciously slaps 9. The beaten girl collapses in tears while 8 and 10 errupt into laughter, all previous misunderstandings a thing of the past.
By this time numbers 1,3,4,5,6, and 7 are shouting to no avail behind the soundproofed plexiglass. It seems that the male has taken advantage of the diversion to successfully negotiate the gurney, and he has nearly gained a position from which he could potentially penetrate the prone subject.
5 panics. "We have to get her out of there!" she cries. She attempts to open the door but is restrained by the group, who fear for their own safety. 8 and 10 realize their mistake. It's too late. The only thing to do at this stage is faithfully record the events as they transpire. They gravely return to their work.
The unlucky #2 is coming to consciousness. I stare down at the diamond hollow below her bunched ass with cruel intention. Still unaware of her dire condition, she sees her friends sorrowfully watching and taking notes across the room. Her other friends huddled in a group in the safe area, crying and shaking their heads. What's going on? They promised her she would be safe. They promised nothing bad could happen. Why everyone seems so upset all of the sudden?
Oh no. She realizes it's all gone terribly wrong. Terror. This pleases me. I express a grunt of anticipation, which isn't a very nice thing to do, but it has the desired effect and evokes a squeaky 'noooo' from my victim. Good times. I plunge forward and ejaculate immediately and forcefully within her. And why the fuck not.
So yes, I'd hit it.
Sorry. It's been like 2 days. I get kind of weird.
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I emailed Mr. David Palumbo
Vince, your statement was at least half right!
Melvin Goodrum stated, "It depends on a combination of views and ad clicks with a much heavier incentive on ad revenue. Vegan Gains is having revenue issues due to numerous strikes on his account for hate speech. RX Muscle is on youtube only because I convinced Dave of the revenue potential compared to his RX TV venture which was bleeding him dry.
So, I emailed Mr. Palumbo to confirm Vince's statement:
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Dave emailed me back:
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< best thing I have read in a while! Thanks SF1900 for the effort! :)
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when youre done getting financial advice on getbig msg board dont forget to get a second opinion and a third etc on
star wars msg board
ice skating msg board
learning spanish msg board
and other places where expertise are.
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Re: Denise Rutkowski - Then and Now Pics
Fairly recent.
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Shia laBuff!!!!!
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Just watched this today. He finally admits to his obvious autism.
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Just watched this today. He finally admits to his obvious autism.
Autism is no excuse for being a fucking retard.
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Autism is no excuse for being a fucking retard.
Poetry.
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Autism is no excuse for being a fucking retard.
Then what's your excuse? :D
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Then what's your excuse? :D
I'm a fucking atheist now. How's that work for you? ;D
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I'm a fucking atheist now. How's that work for you? ;D
Then there's hope for you! ;D
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Then there's hope for you! ;D
Atheists have no hope. And they accept that for what it is.
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Atheists have no hope. And they accept that for what it is.
Interesting statement, but I'm not so sure of that. However, what I do accept is that not every question can be answered by a human.
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Interesting statement, but I'm not so sure of that. However, what I do accept is that not every question can be answered by a human.
John used to say it to me when we discussed aspects of my faith and his lack of it. He used to believe too. I still think as he did in that if I were to believe I would choose Jesus of Nazareth. Fuck mohammed.
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Interesting statement, but I'm not so sure of that. However, what I do accept is that not every question can be answered by a human.
Only an idiot would think that atheists have no hope. Religious people have been deluded into thinking all sorts of weird myths about atheists.
-We have no morals.
-We don't know how to love.
-We can't form relationships.
-We have no hope
-We can't do good deeds.
-etc, etc.
Its just their way to convince themselves about their theism.
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Only an idiot would think that atheists have no hope. Religious people have been deluded into thinking all sorts of weird myths about atheists.
-We have no morals.
-We don't know how to love.
-We can't form relationships.
-We have no nope
-We can't do good deeds.
-etc, etc.
Its just their way to convince themselves about their theism.
Oh FFS...I know of no Christians that think that of people like you, including myself when I had my faith. You are painting yourself into a corner and the brush is you. Keep dipping yourself into that can of BS. Go insult muslims to their burka covered faces (feces) and see what happens.
Grow the fuck up, SF.
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Re: WYHI_2?
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Hit? Would date, be seen in public, get engaged then cry like Jamaal on getbig once she tells me that I need to move on while she enjoys someone else's cock for a year then out of the blue texts me an upside down smiley face.
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I'm in my early 30s and have a decent income no kids yet. Where's a good place to start?
A vagina, traditionally.
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Oh FFS...I know of no Christians that think that of people like you, including myself when I had my faith. You are painting yourself into a corner and the brush is you. Keep dipping yourself into that can of BS. Go insult muslims to their burka covered faces (feces) and see what happens.
Grow the fuck up, SF.
"Atheists have no hope." The Scott
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For a bit more speed I still have my CLS and SLK although the Maserati was traded in for the S class.
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"Atheists have no hope." The Scott
Damn straight manlet. Now fuck off and curl up into your fecal position. IOL.
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< best thing I have read in a while! Thanks SF1900 for the effort! :)
Vince was at least telling the truth about having contact with Palumbo.
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Call starts at 2:39 or so, for those that want to skip the intro.
Rich's response -
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Think he's talking about Amy Waz, maybe.
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Regarding Cleanest Natural / Sev:
For those with as bad of memory as me or if you missed it, this is the thread that did him in (see p.14,15,16,17)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=577679.msg8170452#msg8170452
Not only was he posting personal info and pics in that thread, he was FLOODING threads all over with it. He was given fair warning and continued. Had nothing really do do with me per se, I just happen to be the mod that that brought the hammer down. Note; all his content is still intact with the exception of the personal info and family pictures posted.
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Re: Serena Williams pregnancy
Her bunghole would taste like hellish death.
That's what separates the men from the boys my son.
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Re: CNN Forced To Issue Humiliating Correction After Comey Testimony Vindicates Trum
Poor Timmy Fogarty, his life just keeps getting worse.
Hahahahaha
Hey Primemuscle, you soggy old queer, how's that impeachment thing working out for you now?
Hahahahaha
LOL@Soggy
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Re: Open thread for everyday life stories.
reposting
http://www.captiongenerator.com/530482/Legend-of-ESFitness
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Re: Another Piana Racist Recording
Mactruck drops another one
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Re: I Heart Holly Holm!
Was in rehab with one of her cousins in november. Said she was an arrogant dick and a bully to everybody, family included.
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Re: CT Fletcher's new Vegas gym! Finally a hardcore gym in Vegas again!
He's a worthless sack of shit
It would be funny if someone spit on his ugly car then took a shit on the floor and wiped it all over the weights
Fuck him
I hope the Feds shut him down
He can rot in hell
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Re: Whipped cream dispenser kills hot model...WTF
:'( :'( :'(
This is truly sad. My God she was ridiculously hot and to die as such. What the hell. Time for a tribute thread GB'ers
http://www.ibtimes.com/are-whipped-cream-dispensers-safe-french-blogger-rebecca-burger-dies-after-dispenser-2555970
Here is a link with pics:
http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/world/article157543264.html
I heard ISIS has taken responsibility.
pressurized topping of peace
I hope shitso gains a whipped cream addiction.
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Hmm, looks like I'm doing pretty good keeping up with that youngster, despite the walker and hospital gown. ;D
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Hmm, looks like I'm doing pretty good keeping up with that youngster, despite the walker and hospital gown. ;D
It was a funny one, regardless which Getbigger's face was used
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Interesting thoughts.
All (no idea about UK guys) wrong, but interesting, nonetheless.
There has always been an element of repetition on this board and in fact, if you go to different mediums, ie, twitch, youtube, you'll find they all have repetitive concepts (jebaited, pogchamp, kappa etc). That is the "meta" of the current era, whichever era it may be.
On this board, there have always been people feuding and saying the same shit to each other, over and over again.
This board was greatly diminished, long before you began posting in substantial quantities.
In fact, at one stage, you were an always, yourself - you were a high volume post spammer, who decreased the quality of the board, much like you're complaining about now.
These are all facts, instead of what you are attempting to do, which is paint yourself as a sage of the current status quo. ALL of us know that this board has had its day in the sun, but that is true for boards in general, too. If someone like Kevin Levrone doesn't have to come to this snake pit to talk to his fans, boards in general are not as important as they used to be. Fact. Literally the most amusing thing about this board is dead - that these poor people in the industry who came here, expecting to get to communicate with the yes-men you see in instagram comments, instead got a bunch of people playing a role of not kissing their posteriors. It was a funny thing to behold.
As for ESFitness, honestly, I don't give a fuck if he is a gimmick or not, if you separate yourself from giving a shit about what he is saying being true, it's really quite simple. It's just words that you can ignore and move on. If he makes a good comment, great job. If he writes a novel, whatever - at least it isn't the same shit every day. It's always a story.
Like I've said before, the key problem with people who go over the annoying threshold is that they do not change or attempt to entertain further. ESF could be spouting pure bullshit, but it's never the same, so who cares? As long as he tries to provide variance, he is putting in effort to provide "something" to the board. Anybody who thinks that ESF is a gimmick or a bullshitter has to acknowledge that whatever he is, he spends a decent chunk of his time posting this shit, so who cares? If he is a bullshitter he isn't winning at life. You don't beat anybody on the internet just posting pure bullshit - the most time wasted is your own.
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He's worthless
Fucking worthless
Worthless as a stepfather
Worthless as a husband
Worthless as a supplement company owner
Worthless as a mr Olympia
Worthless to bodybuilding
He's an absolute hunk of worthless shit
All these years and the thousands he spent on drugs and he couldn't build his chest or shoulders
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That's the power of pre workout powder
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Hypocrite.
whats hypocritical about it?
Figure it out.
OK I will sit up until 3am then Im going to bed.
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Re: KEVIN LEVRONE Smashes 500lbs Bench Press
Legs and Back and Conditioning win shows
Unfortunately for Levrone, there are many competitors that are far ahead of him in those areas
Arms and delts and 90s nostalgia wins schmoes.
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Re: The last supper
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Re: The last supper
ART!
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IM is a dead man if he continues with his crap.
Hi there old basile, I know you missed me... :-*
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Re: What does anal sex feel like?
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2008, 08:59:23 PM »
No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. Cheesy for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll. Wink
Any other questions just shoot
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About a year ago I got dumped by my long term girlfriend just before we were due to go on holiday to Berlin, I'd had a similar thing happen before and always regretted not going on the holiday so this time I decided I was just gonna go on my own. I had a ... very mixed week there because the city is amazing but I was emotionally in a right fucking state. I didn't meet many people like I normally do on holiday and by the end (and to this day I guess) I was filled with so much self loathing, but that's not really the point of the story.
I'm bisexual but have mostly dated girls (for no real reason other than convenience) but I thought Berlin could be a great place to check out the gay scene. One night after a few (many) beers I went to a gay sauna, stripped to a towel, and went to see what was on offer. I'm a young guy in relatively good shape so almost as soon as I entered there were a couple of older guys following me round but I wasn't interested. There were a few other young, hot guys but most also had a trail of old men following them, or were already fucking. As it was my first time, and in a country where I didn't know the language, it got awkward very quickly and I decided to cut my losses, go jack off in a booth with porn playing and just go home.
I'd only been in the booth for a few seconds when I felt something, looked down and there was a beckoning hand sticking through a previously unseen gloryhole. I figured it most be one of the older guys who was following me round and saw me go in but I thought fuck it, I'm here now, and I stuck my dick through. And it felt fucking AMAZING. I don't know if it was the anonymity, the heightened sensation because I wasn't looking at anything, or if this guy was just that good but it was probably the best blowjob I'd ever had and I was getting as close as I could to this wall, balls sticking through and all.
And then things went wrong. I felt some movement and then an intense pressure as my balls were squashed up against the wall on the other side and I couldn't move them. I panicked having no idea what the guy was doing until I realised that it was his legs trapping my balls because he'd turned around without my realising and shoved my dick up his ass. With no protection. In a fucking gay sauna in fucking Berlin. I'd never been so scared in my life knowing that this random guy would do such a thing like that, I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first person he'd done it to so I was effectively fucking every ass in that sauna. Immediately after cumming I got the fuck out of there as quickly as I could and basically ran back to my hostel, didn't touch anyone for the last few days of the holiday, went straight to an STD clinic as soon as I got home and completely broke down when I told the nurse, who shamed the fuck out of me.
After a few weeks of shitting myself and locking myself away from everyone I know I could get a proper HIV test which thank fuck came back negative and I was so relieved I almost cried at the nurse again, and I've not been with a guy in any way since.
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:o :o :o
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SERIOUSLY WTF???
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try bisexual, transexual, or outright homosexual porn.
I would not let a man shit on me ANYWHERE. Regardless of how hot he is.
At one point I very strongly considered becoming a Muslim.
Oh my... what an attractive fellow. I sure would like to spend some alone-time naked with him. :D
Bay you can keep uncle fester but the big guy in the wife beater is all mine ! :P
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I've tried viagra pre-workout.
Mike mentzer was a mentally unstable methampthetamine addict.
Catholic is christian is catholic is protestant is lutheran is babtist. Its all the same shit = There is a God and there is a heaven and a hell.
Rimbaud, sweety, I love you too. Just for you and you only...anytime your ready to get serious and start putting your steroids to GOOD USE (aka "building mucle" or "retaing muscle while shredding fat")... I will do a one on one consultation on diet, training, & drugs with you. But just for you and you only, you big stud you. :-*
Your right --- I love black people ! ;D They are sexy. At least I think so. and the good thing is... black people tend to think that white people are sexy too ! It works out great!
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Great summary of tbombz greatest hits in the two most recent posts.
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Great summary of tbombz greatest hits in the two most recent posts.
thanks. Let us be thankful tdongz did not become a muslim, like he teased!
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Great summary of tbombz greatest hits in the two most recent posts.
dont forget when he claimed there were too many carbs in toothpaste
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
:o
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dont forget when he claimed there were too many carbs in toothpaste
so that's why I wasn't lean enough for my contest!!!
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Dear Fallsview,
Thank you for a thought-provoking and insightful study into the mind of the inveterate fabulist and emotionally abusive husband, Howard. I too have been motivated to conduct a psychological evaluation of this abhorrent individual using the qualitative data available on here and YouTube, as well as numerous (and harrowing) written statements from his ex-wives. You have correctly identified many significant 'red flags' in your analysis, though your conclusion is erroneous, in my professional opinion. Before presenting my own hypothesis I would like to preface it by stating that while my findings will surely make for uncomfortable reading, I make no apologies. As upsetting as the truth may be, it ultimately can never damage a cause that is just. And for Howard, who will no doubt attempt to silence me, I would invite him to consider that the truth is like a woman: behind bars, you deprive her of all her strength and beauty.
You accurately highlighted the incongruity between his persistent self-congratulatory posts relating to marriage and his abysmal track record in making them a success, and it is here where we shall begin our exploration of his degeneracy. Howard is rather fond of posting the infamous YouTube clip (Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com, 2007) in which he gives an interview for the Getbig community, believing it to be a vindication of his claim to possess a more down-to-earth and endearing persona than the one we encounter on here. Upon careful viewing, it does the opposite: it clearly demonstrates that Howard suffers from Histrionic Personality Disorder and a fear of abandonment - likely stemming from a traumatic childhood incident (no doubt exacerbated further by the traumatic incident he experienced as an adult, when he discovered his wife engaged in sexual intercourse with a couple of hunky servicemen). These issues are manifested in the form of dominant and controlling behaviour, which is evident when he introduces the cameraman to his newest wife and immediately places his arm around her and forcefully grabs her by the shoulder, then disrespectfully squeezes her by the head and proclaims 'I've got her' - All the while remaining entirely oblivious to her clear discomfort.
Howard's emotional bullying and fear of rejection is undoubtedly what led to the failure of his previous marriages, and though he may delude himself with boasts of being an 'alpha male' by refusing to acquiesce to the wishes of his wives, the truth is that his partners left him in order to preserve their own sanity, and only his blatant narcissism prevents him from realising this - which we will turn our attention to now.
Not only does Howard fabricate the circumstances surrounding the failures of his marriages, but he has a tendency to fabricate numerous other incidents and achievements in his life in order to generate respect from others and protect his own ego from the melancholy that arises from a life of mediocrity. Howard's career in bodybuilding was uneventful and short-lived, yet he continues to infuriate others with his contrived ponderings over returning to the stage, and seems to bask in the negative responses that this provokes. As with all narcissists - any attention is better than no attention. Despite previously admitting to using steroids during his competitive days, he will often claim to have competed as a natural; and when asked to elaborate on the professional credentials he had often boasted of having, it became apparent that he fabricated those, too. Though both of these examples serve as sufficient evidence to highlight Howard's mendacious and deluded personality, the lies involving his professional credentials require further elucidation, for they uncover by far the most vile and malevolent aspect of Howard's psyche.
Howard is an 'ethical peadophile', i.e. he is able to avoid acting on his perverted desires (so far). A vacuous reading of Howard's posts may lead one to the conclusion that Howard is simply a juvenile and wince-inducing buffoon; however, I have been assured by an independent panel of experts that Howard's particular brand of puerile toilet-humour is a result of many years attempting to amuse young children, and delighting in the attention he is afforded when successful. Once this is understood the other motivating factor for fabricating his credentials by claiming to have worked as a physics Professor becomes apparent: Howard, like most other monsters, is shrewd enough to try and disguise his true nature from those around him. By accepting his claim of having a PhD one would assume that he would be tutoring young adults; nothing could be further from the truth. Howard was teaching school children basic science, all the while struggling to come to terms with his beastly nature. He found a coping mechanism through relentlessly broadcasting his reluctance to ever have children on the basis that it would interfere with his solipsistic and carefree lifestyle, but the truth is far darker. Howard is a man struggling with his demons, and struggling he is. I applaud his efforts thus far, and I wish him well in overcoming these defects, but until that time comes I would like to respectfully request that Howard refrains from posting and hands himself over to a medical professional immediately.
Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com (2007) YouTube video, added by Issac Hinds [Online]. Available at (Accessed 10 July 2017)
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Re: Mental Heath Question for experienced getbiggerz
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theres something very legendary about trying to get your whole hand in a vagina, how many can actually get there whole hand inside?
ive tried but i didnt want to realy force my hand in it seemed it would be too much for her, definitly seemed to actually feel better after i fisted her and resumed doggystyle in her poon tang not her boon tank
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i have been bisexual since birth,,, i didnt come out... the first time i mentioned any kind of sexual attraction for males was underthis handle...
my gf uses brith control so i get to cum in her raw all the time.. 8)
fuck condoms man they take away 80% of the pleasure..
my soul radiates an asian/african zen peace, and also much love !!!
i dont use drugs, i make love to them
let me smack her ass cheeks a couple times, stick my tongue in her butt, kiss her once and ill be satisfied.
alcohol can be fun but i usually like to meditate about death, and when drunk there is no light in the darkness..
i grin real big knowing shes into getting abused by cock meat
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My 'sport' is a mix of dominance, sadism and primal. Others may be into pegging. Still others into age play, CBT, latex, bondage... whatever. Rarely the twain shall meet.
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
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Re: Jason Genova actually getting lean
leanening
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
Lmao!! ;D
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Re: arnold 70 today.
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Re: arnold 70 today.
celebrating number 70 with friends
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=634324.0;attach=737671;image)
I agree with everyone saying Jim Lorimar maintained his physique the most.
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Thanks for posting this photo. I don't feel so bad about my skinny legs after seeing Arnold's at 70 years old.
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JAYZ' DAUGHTER
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The Chris Duffy Story...or how he fell from grace...great and interesting read !
I've trained at Golds, Venice for 19 years.
Many rumors about how/when Chris Duffy went gay/bi/for pay...whatever you wanna call it.
Chris was married for many years to his female college sweetheart. They competed together for a few years in the same shows. Then they moved out to LA. He won the L.A. Championships,made a name for himself and then burned out on the BB scene.
Chris came off all the gear and started to personal train many clients. Some celebrity clients too,such as Steven Seagal. During this time, Chris ended up having an affair with his wifes best friend, who was a female competitive bodybuilder too. This went on for some time . Chris's wife found out, and was willing to give him another chance. Chris decided to stay with his new fling instead and got a divorce.
Now this is where the crazy new life of Chris begins. His new gal was well known in Golds, Venice as a huge anything goes,horny sex freak. She introduced Chris to the world of mushrooms, X, and other drugs. Prior to that Chris would barely touch a beer. Chris was head over heels for her. Well she was into swinging and orgies too. She also had a huge desire for watching straight men suck cock. She pretty much wanted Chris to experiment with men sexually in front of her and she wanted to swap with them too.
being chris was the most pussy whiped guy I ever met, he did whatever pleased her. And this led to Chris becoming more and more comfortable with crazy bisexual acts while being high on X and other drugs.
Fast forward a few years. They both leave LA and move to Florida(early 90's). And chris decides to make a comback to turn pro. He gears up again and pulls off his pro card. He is still with his lady at this point and they both decide to move back to LA because of Chris's new popularity as Nationals Champ.
They move to Redondo Beach,Ca. Chris trains for some pro shows and doesnt peak well. By this point Chris is dabbling in some crazy shit with his girl. More drugs , more orgies, etc... he trains for fun and too just walk around looking big.
But he is not making much cash from the sport.
So the natural thing for the new and crazy Chris to do is to start hustling himself for cash.
Chris is now clearly comfortable with have sex with dudes. he starts to become an in demand gay escort and is still with his girl. She clearly supports this and is a lazy person herself who lives off his cash.
Well ,through some of his gay clientel ,Chris is told that he could make a lot of cash as a gay porn star as he is already a cult figure in the gay underworld. Influential Chris goes for broke and decides to make 2-3 gay pornos under the name Bull Stanton.
He moves to San Francisco during this time with his girl and the guy that he starred in the pornos with. He does this because his girl has fallen in love with the idea of living a big happy bisexual affair between Chris , his male onscreen lover and her.
They stay in San francisco ,where Chris starts performing solo sex shows on stage with a huge dildo for the pleasure of his new high paying porno fans. Chris also gets into heavy crystal meth use and starts to go really crazy.
he stopps training as much.
Stops juicing as much and everything just goes insane.
he has a breakdown and leaves both his gay friend and his girl.
Chris stays on crystal and ends up living on peoples couches for months on end. Barely training and engaging in very unsafe gay street prostituion to pay for his crystal habit.
After many months of this, Chris makes his way back to family in Florida. he detoxes from crystal meth and decides to start training again to get back to what he always loved, Bodybuilding.
But the damage is done mentally. Chris no longer knows how to function in regular society with a job and decideds to take the bad decision to start male escorting again for a living. He stays off the crystal meth, tries a Masters comeback.
hustles as a male escort while dating women in Tampa that are pretty open minded as to what he does for cash. Nothing sticks relationship wise and so the story of chris Duffy continues.
It is a very sad story . Chris was always a nice guy. One of the nicest guys in Golds.
very sad.
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Re: Body girls Thread ..... aka babes and barbells
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These multiple personalities are getting out of hand. Legit mental disorders are being allowed to flourish here.
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Re: Eddie Murphy's new girlfriend
Getbiggers pissed off at her for Mud sharking, lets be honest....she was a "31 year old model" in 2012, that says it all, there's no such thing as a 31 year old model...that's an unemployed single woman who's ovaries are about to expire. Staring at an average life with no kids is far more daunting to her than saving the ar-yan race. She clinged on to a rich hebrew and got knocked up, it's the best she could do. If you were in her shoes and had a choice between Shizzo and Eddie you'd choose the money and let your fanny become a brown sausage box.
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Re: Eddie Murphy's new girlfriend
pure poetry
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Re: Mike O'Hearn - Regarding Steroids - Hypocrite?
I know this is a Lincoln moment, but how in the hell can this not be discussed?
Mike O'Hearn, is a scumbag. What compels a person to try and ride the coattails, of someone who is in critical condition?
Mike, there is a reason why people call you out for taking steroids. People are smart enough to understand simple biology and human anatomy.
Mike, you are a liar.
Says the one that claims being straight then drunk posts on here that you admittedly sucked a dick.
Do you believe everything you read? I was telling the truth when I said my posts were altered. None of that shit was true. Now it's time to move on.
Same goes with Pellius. The fucking retard thinks I frequent glory holes, and get semen shot all over my face like Spiderman's web.
It never happened.
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Re: where are they now.....the g4p elite......vol. I
God damn this thread is fucking gay.
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:D
im 19
Do i have the genetics to be a pro? quite a few ppl at the gym say i should use gear and compete etc. Im not sure though
this was me whne i dieted, about 75kg.
im 95kg at 5'10 atm,
im natural incase it isnt obvious.
I know strangers online will be straight up.
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you have great genetics for a professional
COIFFEUR-BARBER
hahahhahahahahah
oh brother are you crazy, structure entirely flawed, hell i think even you face would hinder progress,and you got no size,less size than fitness class women.
fuck you with your "im just 19 years,what if" theory.
theres no what if.you got what you go, and you got nothing.
fuck you newbie hahahahah.
fuuuuck right off.
pro genetics.haha you got the bikini gap between ypur legs, try the female bikini class
hahahahahah@: "im 19"
so what if youre 19
where the fuck do you loive to not see theres ppl younger than you who never touched a weight looking better4 than you,
i hope youu take ofense over this, thats the idea behind it, you need a reality call.
jesus, fucking finnochio
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Re: just made friends with a Japanese fella
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Re: Right now I am sympathetic to outright violence against antifa
where do the asians stand with regards to all of this ???
Typically in front of where you're kneeling with their dicks in your mouth....
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ok that explains. its not very common that people are openly gay on here so that was surprising.
Not Gay, just into half asian black men that play golf.
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Not in a way such as you taking advantage of children but it's just a textbook case of a dishonest car salesman.
There is always dirtbags out there which is why I tell everyone to get the car immediately inspected after you purchase it
Now that you can afford more than one vehicle don't you think you should be careful not to defame anyone?
You really are a despicable low life.
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Re: ESFitness - Been in hospital last 12 days... what did I miss?
ES......I know you must be bored out of your mind right now, but dude......You don't have to make so many videos. Are you trying to gain a Youtube following? How about you rest, read some books, play some video games, literally anything but talking about Getbig, drugs, and your hospital stay.
You need a mental break. I don't want these multiple videos (daily) to become your next addiction. Concentrate on maybe 2 to 3 videos a week, so you can really be focused on what you want to talk about. In my opinion, its becoming overkill at the moment.
Get healthy, brother.
Stop trying to moderate what people post you fat hairless dicksucking land manatee.
ESFitness is becoming a Getbig star and you swallow steaming hot loads of man spackle.
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evolution is a bitch.... ;) Sorry to throw a wrench into the program :-*
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evolution is a bitch.... ;) Sorry to throw a wrench into the program :-*
I just thought the insult "you fat hairless dicksucking land manatee" to be hilarious and original
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Re: Ask a gay getbigger anything {within reason)...AMA
A while back Shizzo who now goes by the name "The Phallus" saw that even the fags on getbig like tbombz, primemuscle and Vince goodrum were more well liked and accepted than he is, sensing his opportunity he stole his sisters iPhone and selected randomly from the 743 negro sounding names in her contacts list,meeting 'Deshaun' down a grubby back alley while wearing his sisters dress and some packing out an old exhaust silencer glued to his bald head he proceeds with his filthy life changing act, Deshawn comments that Kelly's hair feels softer and more conditioned than usual as he pushes down forcing Shizzo to gag, Shizzo doesent care though as in his head he is already typing out his infamous "sucked a dick last night" post and thinking this finally is the day he makes it on getbig
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I don't engage in sexual immorality, pornography, adultery, sodomy and other assorted perversions. My sex life, although none of your business, still remains between me and my wife. Without being vulgar, if I were to masturbate I only think of my wife.....confines of marriage only.
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The gay agenda, since rangerwil is apparently willfully ignorant (::)) is this:
"...to present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as 'normal, natural, healthy.'"
It stemmed from both the Frankfurt School's Critical Theory, meant to subvert and destroy the west, plus the KGB's war against western might. The KGB published a list of objectives for undermining american society and culture, some of which were later revealed. Among them, all of the following tie into the gay agenda and gay rights:
1. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
2. Influence art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art." (this has been accomplished for decades; "modern art" is complete crap)
3. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
4. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
...see how all of these are linked to homosexuality and all the garbage the pride parades promote? What is ugly is now beautiful, what is truly beautiful is now ugly, right is wrong and wrong is right, and there are no morals to be heard of.
Of course, susceptible minds (like ranger's), latched onto this as a way of justifying their degeneracy. For example, the very concept of gender fluidity, which rangerwil holds so near and dear, was invented by a pedophile who tortured children.
this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Money
So LGBTQRSW+ gets started, and all the sickos come out of the woods, all the mentally ill people now start being glorified, and ofc among them are many, many predators. For the latter, the plan was always to normalize the sexualization of children. Always.
...but that hurts rangerwil's fragile, artificially constructed world view, where even the slightest dose of reality will completely shatter the entire belief system he's built up.
So of course he suffers immense cognitive dissonance and defends defends defends. His ego can't handle anything else.
(yup its my own post motherfuckers)
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(yup its my own post motherfuckers)
Nice try, but it doesn't work that way
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
Someone we all know? :D
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Lol! "This shouldn't take long" then proceeds to make a 25 minute video about me. Are you really that thin-skinned?
Lets go over a few things in which you got wrong:
1. I am not obese. Out of shape, but not obese.
2. I never sucked a dick or wrote about it. Someone altered a few of my threads/posts. Simple as that.
3. Not an alcoholic. I can go days without drinking and pretty much go 18+ hours without drinking on a daily basis.
I am balding, so you did get that part correct.
Your life is a fucking mess. I mention that all of that hospital food is probably making you fat, and you meltdown hard enough to make a 25 minute Youtube video? You are an ex felon and a drug addict. There was no way I thought a person as skeezy as you could be real, but your videos have proven me wrong.
Your a scumbag plain and simple. Fucking ordering double and triple everything for every meal, why? just because you think that your insurance is going to foot 90% of your bill? Of course the hospital nurses smile every time they take your order, because it is all going to go on your bill.
Then if they are lucky, you will probably pay $50 a month on a $300,000+ hospital bill. You are only hurting the honest people who happen to carry your insurance, because the premiums go up when companies have to foot huge bills for losers like you, who have a $200 food bill everyday.
You are the loser, Eric. I don't have to go to jail, do multiple drugs, or have hospital stays every other month, just to get the feeling of being taken cared of.
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Bodybuilders Are Special People
Strong as bulls and as Alpha as they come,
These warriors will squat and bench tons of iron,
Then weep at a beautiful sunset,
They will suit up and close a multimillion dollar business deal,
Jump in a helicopter to attend a Fortune 500 meeting,
Then help out at a cat shelter,
They will steal the heart of every woman they meet,
As they flex and pose on the beach,
Standing relaxed in the grocery line, commanding the repect of everyone,
Then they will steal away into the woods to read poetry.
Bodybuilders are special people.
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Junior's nose is OK. Wiggs nose is too wide and looks like a Sopwith Camel
There's nothing wrong with my nose. It's not even wide. At least my chin doesn't look like a prepubescent boys nut sack.
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The Nuclear fallout could be good for gains, a few extra pecs may grow and I can triple my bench.
it's important that we alternate the ways we cower in the basement to assure our radioactive growth is symmetrical.
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I owe Goodrum for the crap he has done in the past. Like opening a site in my name then linking it to the home page of an adult boy-love group. That is going way beyond what is acceptable even on Getbig.
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How will Basil get him back?
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Re: I owned a Jaguar for 48 hours....MAJOR UPDATE!!!!
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Quoting Tbombz just proves how ignorant you are when it comes to massage. He's not really a massage therapist, he is a male prostitute. -Hardly the same thing.
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Whats worse is prime talking about taking a piss in people's mouth. I would cover your eyes if I was in the same room to spare you the horror.
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Re: Jay Cutlers new girlfriend?
Angie Feliciano
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Seen her on Jays Instagram stories
I just can't imagine her and Jay vibing at all, hooking up is one thing, but actually being in a relationship with a latin chick I can't imagine any chemistry at all between them. I dated latin girls, they are wild, fun, love to dance, love to socialize, are very family oriented having big family parties, and are very crazy. I can't imagine Jay dancing reggaeton or salsa with her, or being at a family gathering with all the latin siblings and Jay comes walking in dressed like a highschool teenager trying to socialize in his monotone personality.
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I cashed out most of my Bitcoins at a time when there was another high....not as much as 5k but enough. That's what most people forget about when they think I can't afford a Jaguar... ;D
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Re: Why did Sevastase (Cleanest Natural) and Alex 23 leave getbig??
Sementaste went on a business trip to manufacture shorts that can hide urine stains.
He'll be back soon.
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Re: Jeremy Buendia Heated Exchange At The 2017 Olympia Press Conference.
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Recently, I attended an event where a male porn "star" was auctioning off his underpants
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Re: WYHI? (Order 66)
LOOL
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
I always had abs just not now :)
Ohhh man, your abdominal muscles must be out of sync with the cosmic energy of your soul, maybe you are training them too much and must give them a needed break to regenerate by crushing some aloe vera up and inserting it into your rectum to detoxify your colon. Or perhaps training them too litte, in which case the muscle fibers may be angry at you.
I love you johnny falcon! (no homo) ;D
I do have a designated folder for Falcons pics/vids. 893 MB worth of narcissism.
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Never discount the Master of DizAsster, the fashion plate of Getbig, V³ (Venom Vince Versace'). He'll pull out all stops (but leave the Schwarz Kielbasa in) to defeat you mentally and anally.
V³ was spawned in the deep end of the gene pool while you're just treading water in the wading pool. Fear him.
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Re: Phil Heath - Owning the Haters via Facebook
Phil is a train wreck
A sad pathetic effeminate fat fuck that is self conscious and paranoid
His body is breaking down and so is his mind
He’s a fucking failure
All those Olympia gifts and he still gets zero respect
No one takes him seriously
He looks disgusting
He’s delusional
He’s a spaceman
He’s nothing but a drug addict
Acting like he won millions at the dumb Olympia -the money he won is peanuts
Couldn’t keep his first wife
Failed his stepson
He’s a hated sack of shit
No Phil -no one is jealous of you-no one wants to look like you-
He’s an unknown nobody outside of bodybuilding
As someone said in here-the hot dog eating champion is more known than him
Outside of bbing world-no one knows who the fuck he is!! A garbage can, a paper clip, a soft pretzel is more known than him!!!
Fat gut
Hernia sticks out more than his dick
Effeminate voice
Shit shoulder width
Shit chest
Disgusting mutated nose
A pathetic insecure drug addict
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DJ181, brother....never thought I'd say this.....but.....
....it's time to bring Groink back. These kind of posts can not continue. I wish you the best.
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i just took off my shoes and the smell of my feet reminds me of tbombz disgusting "job" (sweaty man sex)
living the dream :-X
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Mark Bell Power Cast 224 w/tommywishbone
OK, it took a little convincing but the majority of my real life friends seem to think this Mark Bell Power Cast isn't too unwatchable. We shot the video about one month ago. I know it's OVER TWO HOURS long... just watch a little but here and there. Hopefully we discuss some topics that should be "educational" for powerlifters, bodybuilders and all athletes who wish to improve there performance.
Hopefully you will laugh a few times as well.
I'm big and strong and really old so I can take insults with the best of them. Any and all feedback is appreciated.
Thank you gentlemen. All the best, Tom Pheil aka tommywishbone.
PS. If that link is not posted properly, I would appreciate anyone making the correction.
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Dear Shawn, do you consider yourself the founding father of the white towel trend?
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Nobody wore it better 8)
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Where's your house??? Why do you live in a warehouse???
LOL, this coming from a guy who was the wife in a gay setup in a trailer. Where is your house? Jeep? Business? Jaguar? Shame?!
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wow!
your guys troling capabilites really suck ???
fyi, my arms already fucking progressing
feels DAMN GOOD to be superior DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
Being a Narcissist on Getbig will get you a lot of attention. You will be oblivious of the criticism because you feel superior to the hapless flotsam within. However, they will assault you ceaselessly which you take as what you are entitled to.
You are a resident fool like Goodrum with a similar disorder. Both delusional. Some enjoy bagging you but they will soon tire of your preposterous statements and lack of either physique or intellect that are noteworthy in any positive way.
There should be a separate forum for the delusional. It is like slowing down to look at an accident. Most would be better off driving right past you.
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Angry? Nope, just having some fun like most of the people around here. You, on the other hand are some kind of disgusting, vulgar piece of shit who has done bugger all in the world. No home, family, career, physique, successes, education, etc., etc.
Who cares if we leave a legacy? We all die eventually and everything goes with that end. We have to let everything go well before we die.
I have done just about everything I wanted to and maybe even more. Things are still looking good to me. My health is okay and I can still make my muscles bigger. That is a great feeling to have. I will be doing more travelling in the next few years.
The comment you made about luring children is rather despicable and even defamatory....even for Getbig. You really are a stupid individual with questionable morals.
By the way, remember when you were driving home in "your" used Jaguar? You told us how they looked at you and that felt good. You felt they were looking up to you. Nope, they were probably thinking,"Look at that stupid fat fuck in that old car!"
Don't kid yourself Basile....you're not having fun. Just about every post you've made over the past couple of years has been either at me, about Ron not you blue stars, Bob Chick, etc. How can you have fun when you know your bodybuilding career is a joke. Everyone now knows that your only title to your own fame...the Mr Canada was from a show that you organized and picked the judges for. Real contests that you competed in such as the Mr Australia relegated you to last place in addition to laughs and snickers from Arnold.
As far as your legacy is concerned...I KNOW IT MATTERS TO YOU BECAUSE YOU KEEP BEGGING FOR BLUE STARS. That means that you are wishing to be acknowledged as a bodybuilder but that brass ring may as well be thousands of miles away. You would have better luck climbing into a space shuttle and flying to the moon than getting blue stars from where it stands at this point unless you apologize to Ron for your behavior which I know that you're too stubborn to ever do. The good thing is that I own VINCEBASILE.COM which means I'll be defining your legacy in this world.
The truth is that you think that you are of the same metal as Frank Zane, Danny Padilla, Arnold Schwartznegger, Larry Scott, and other golden age bodybuilders but the truth is that all the people that I've mentioned have absolutely no respect from...especially Frank Zane who told me that you were a sore loser from the Mr Australia and never had what it took. I don't wish death upon you because the fact is that everyday you wake up that its a reminder that you're still a nobody and that everything that you worked to be in the 75 years of your life is nothing more than ether for your soul. So you can go travel, build bigger muscles, build your stupid machines, write patents or take pictures at the beach. But the fact is that you'll always be someone who performed at an empty stadium. Vince Basile only exist as a social security number...not as a bodybuilder or historian....so deal with it, bitch.
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Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on July 08, 2017, 04:38:31 PM
About a year ago I got dumped by my long term girlfriend just before we were due to go on holiday to Berlin, I'd had a similar thing happen before and always regretted not going on the holiday so this time I decided I was just gonna go on my own. I had a ... very mixed week there because the city is amazing but I was emotionally in a right fucking state. I didn't meet many people like I normally do on holiday and by the end (and to this day I guess) I was filled with so much self loathing, but that's not really the point of the story.
I'm bisexual but have mostly dated girls (for no real reason other than convenience) but I thought Berlin could be a great place to check out the gay scene. One night after a few (many) beers I went to a gay sauna, stripped to a towel, and went to see what was on offer. I'm a young guy in relatively good shape so almost as soon as I entered there were a couple of older guys following me round but I wasn't interested. There were a few other young, hot guys but most also had a trail of old men following them, or were already fucking. As it was my first time, and in a country where I didn't know the language, it got awkward very quickly and I decided to cut my losses, go jack off in a booth with porn playing and just go home.
I'd only been in the booth for a few seconds when I felt something, looked down and there was a beckoning hand sticking through a previously unseen gloryhole. I figured it most be one of the older guys who was following me round and saw me go in but I thought fuck it, I'm here now, and I stuck my dick through. And it felt fucking AMAZING. I don't know if it was the anonymity, the heightened sensation because I wasn't looking at anything, or if this guy was just that good but it was probably the best blowjob I'd ever had and I was getting as close as I could to this wall, balls sticking through and all.
And then things went wrong. I felt some movement and then an intense pressure as my balls were squashed up against the wall on the other side and I couldn't move them. I panicked having no idea what the guy was doing until I realised that it was his legs trapping my balls because he'd turned around without my realising and shoved my dick up his ass. With no protection. In a fucking gay sauna in fucking Berlin. I'd never been so scared in my life knowing that this random guy would do such a thing like that, I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first person he'd done it to so I was effectively fucking every ass in that sauna. Immediately after cumming I got the fuck out of there as quickly as I could and basically ran back to my hostel, didn't touch anyone for the last few days of the holiday, went straight to an STD clinic as soon as I got home and completely broke down when I told the nurse, who shamed the fuck out of me.
After a few weeks of shitting myself and locking myself away from everyone I know I could get a proper HIV test which thank fuck came back negative and I was so relieved I almost cried at the nurse again, and I've not been with a guy in any way since.
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Re: Shawn Ray - Is in The House!!!!
Shawn! You seem like you are quite full of yourself! Like u see yourself as a celebrity of sorts? You’re a nobody! The average person has no clue who u are-a soft pretzel is more famous than you!
Did u envision all the forum members bowing to you and praising you?
Why don’t u answer everyone’s questions?
You’re a fat old fossil-no one even cares about the dumb interviews you do
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What is this illusion nonsense. Just see if you can put an inch on your arms. Don't worry about bodyfat. Just try to get bigger arms.
Your brain and your silly beliefs are preventing you from making any gains. No one can help you. Very sad.
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Still don't understand how consuming calories doesn't count? Broscience of peace, Rest in peace!
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Who will be the next Getbigger with a YT channel?
Dj181, Vince B, Jeff, ...?
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Re: I owned a Jaguar for 48 hours....MAJOR UPDATE!!!!
Gotta admire Goodrum. Instead of coming here and saying he changed his mind about buying a Jaguar he starts a hate campaign against me.
He fabricates all manner of bullshit and expects readers to accept his crap.
Guys like Goodrum are dangerous because they will do anything to discredit others. No wonder Derek Anthony spat in his face when they met.
You dragged this thread up after it was dead for over a month. I don't care about you Basile. I wish you would just crawl into a hole and die but you seem to keep popping up for more.
Ironage is actually recoverable much like Muscle Mayhem is....it was just never reopened, dipshit but the fact remains that you were caught impersonating Zabo's wife by Shawn and he booting your scheming ass off for it.
You were finally granted some recognition and then you blew it with your stunt.
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Re: Phil Heath Appreciation Thread
He deserves no appreciation
He is an atrocious disgusting disease on the industry
He is an absolute sack of shit
Abandoned his step son
Used his ex wife’s cancer to further his career
He has killed modern bodybuilding
Disgusting belly
Tiny chest
Shoulders have shrunk-width has decreased
An insecure emotional drama queen
Has his mom defend him online
Bashed cops then deleted his posts
Pros don’t respect him
Effeminate voice
His placings are gifts -they are not deserving
Failed as a supp company owner
Failed as a husband
Failed as a basketball player
Overdeveloped arms
He is absolutely worthless
Will forever be controlled by the haters
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who is this ?
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who is this ?
ESFITNESS
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who is this ?
he will know who you are....
He was probably at every major event of your life....
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Wonderful collection!
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Re: Why are the vast majority of gym goers not only out of shape...
whatever
im not a bad looking guy dumbass
You're not a good looking guy either, yet you fetishize your physique. You're not a smart guy but you repeatedly boast about your intelligence. You're not a good or creative writer, but you consider yourself a poet.
And last of all, you're not a narcissist either. You pay professionals to tell you about a disorder you don't have, which is just another symptom of the cowardice that prevents you from reconciling your own observations (that obviously lead to the facts i wrote above) with your identity. You're afraid of losing your self-image and run from conflicts that threaten it, which is why you can never maintain a relationship; if you can't accept the truth about yourself from yourself, obviously you won't acknowledge it from others either. No one can put up with that for long.
By accepting your diagnosis as a narcissist, you only give yourself a convenient excuse for relationship failures. You don't believe in your own greatness, but you're too afraid to accept the alternative, so you accept a fictitious "problem" which can never be resolved despite endless therapies and medications. You dont want to solve your "disorder", you need it so that you can avoid dealing with the real problem: how to live in a world where you aren't special.
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Re: Why are the vast majority of gym goers not only out of shape...
That's a strong reply
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That's a strong reply
probably one of the best ones in w hile IMO
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Hmm, I look so nonchalant, like I don't even notice the naked fellow in the room.:) The suit and tie look good with the pasted photo of my mug. I haven't smoked in 45 years. That part is weird. All in all, it is a decent shopped photo. Good work.
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ESFITNESS was totally melting in the "Lee Priest" thread. I was concerned for him.
I guess the mods removed the thread for ESFITNESS' well-being.
Melting down how you fat fucking obese chink dude I can't even believe you still show your face on this fucking message board after we all see what the fuck you look like you're fucking obese you're not even fat you're not bugging your fucking obese I was fucking shocked it was it was it wasn't even funny you was fucking sad. And you want to call melting down me pointing out that Josh and known child pornographer and pedophile who spends all day on the dark web pedaling and buying and looking at child pronography as well as manufacturing child pronography using the photos of underage girls from Facebook not to mention calling my little sisters and harassing my little sisters and admitting to it in messages to me on Facebook and yet when he comes on here he denies I even have sisters. Funny fucking shit but maybe that's the kind of people you want to hang around with being well well looking the way you fucking look.
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Man, talk about a meltdown!
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Holy batman, that's hilarious :D
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Gf asked me to pee on her awhile ago and I still haven't. I bet there's like 5 guys over there right now pissing all over her. :(
It is amazing the amount of women into it. Best method is to squeeze and pinch off so it does not come out and build some good pressure. Then have her expose her clit. Then release and pinch, release and pinch over and over directly hitting her clit. It will drive her crazy.
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You got the douche bags part right about the anonymous dorks here. Not true for the rest as was explained in the thread here started by Goodrum about his Jaguar he had for a day or so.
yet when Vince Goodrum's homosexuality was outed on the board(which was really wrong and a personal life thing) you were one of the first to mock his personal life, and also harras him on the phone at his motel when he competed.
You talk about certain people on here slandering you over the years in your personal life, which I kind of agree with, yet you had no problem slandering Arnold and a few others many times with sordid details(whether true or not is not relevant) yet you mock people like BeefyHeavyweight when he puts out sordid details.
I like you basile as I have said before but you really are a hypocrite when it comes to online behaviours
What a peculiar brain you have. Very typical of Getbiggers. Poor comprehension of facts and history but quick to jump to false conclusions.
Keith Jones mocked Goodrum over his sexuality. I called Goodrum at his hotel in Vegas because he posted that he was using coupons, etc., to get meals. I offered him some money which he declined.
I have never mocked Beefyheavyweight re what he posts. Interesting to hear what he posts. What is the test of truth for what anyone posts here?
I never slandered Arnold. If I did you can be sure I would have heard about it from his minders/lawyers.
Unlike most people here I am completely responsible for what I post. The trolls here certainly are not.
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I guess I scared away DJ. Yeah, he is showing some sense, after all. Some hope for him but alas not in improving the girth of his upper arms. That is literally beyond his broscience to accomplish.
In the meantime, I am forging ahead. Today, for the first time ever, I used 9 plates on the modified Nautilus Triceps Machine and did 13 reps. I super-setted with my biceps-supinator for an
absolutely brutal workout. I still have 3 more maximum sets to go. I am getting both bigger and stronger. Feels great. This, I swear, is the fountain of youth.
If I keep progressing like this I will eclipse the maximum size I obtained in 1999 which was 18 inches cold.
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What are you talking about? I merely post my opinions here. I have done more in the industry than anyone else who posts here. Champion, gym owner, equipment inventor and manufacturer, theorist, writer, photographer, judge, bodybuilding organisation, weightlifter, power lifter, pinch grip champion, Internet warrior. There you are.
C'mon Vince don't make me destroy you again. This is up there with the craziest statements you have ever made.
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Re: Where are my Blue Stars?
After I won the Mr Canada title I also wrote stories for Ironman and Muscle Builder. In one of those I said my ambition was to beat Frank Zane. In 1978 he was at my penthouse apartment at Manly with Robert Nailon. I was looking forward to meeting Frank as I thought we would have a lot in common. We shook hands and the first thing he said was, "You don't have to go to Disneyland." I asked why not. Frank smirked and said, "because you have been in Fantasyland all your life!" Right then and there I considered him a conceited jerk.
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Re: Where are my Blue Stars?
I actually like Vince and have been here forever. We shd respect those that go before us. All things aside he has thick skin and lookd great at that show. He deserves the stars and ive never met the guy or said a word to him.
I agree! He does display pure passion for the cock.
Are you implying that penispump shares the same passion?
I was suggesting that both "Dickpump" and Vince have the same intimate knowledge of the sensation of a mustache on their peters.
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adapted from GetBigApedia, Volume D, Page 4, Disrespect @2017
I don't take kindly to disrespect from trick or treaters. Not 3 year olds dressed as cats carried by their parents, not 5 year olds dressed as goblins, not 20 year old sorority girls dressed as slutty nuns, not in the Halloween section at WalMart, not at a costume party, not at dress up day for halloween at work, not when I am driving my car at night and they are dressed up walking down the street...anywhere.
People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run around the neighborhood begging for candy thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
Spent many years in a place where if you trick or treat at someone's house and you say "trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!" , you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing spooky little masks, clown shoes and a a colourful loud shirt, the guy you ask for candy from when trick or treating and proceed to leave a burning paper bag of shit on his porch when he refuses, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying your little 6 year old bitch dressed up as Princess Elsa and proceed to teach her a lesson by taking her down to the ground and kicking out her baby teeth before you even know what happened.
The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to November.
Happy Fucking Halloween
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NEWSFLASH: NOBODY BELIEVES YOU!!!
Face it little man, the jig ( no offense vince) is up. The Russia narrative blew up in your face. Here's some free advice: stop talking about it and lay low for a while. The more you mention it, the harder it is to take you seriously. Accept reality and move on. I'm sure there will be a "hip" new transengendered bathroom protest you can attend in the near future.
Again, my condolences.
This whole post is gold but I highlighted my favorite part.
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Re: who has the better physique?
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Dj181's dad addresses ESFitness
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Re: for smellsomekunts vid upload of my weak punkass
DJ's reaction when he hit the submit button for this thread.....
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bj181 in action ;D ;D ;D ;D
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not bad
but id still love to meet ya and hurt ya a little bit :-*
hard rights to the body and head lulz
;D offcourse...
No grown man can take you seriously mrs anorexia.
With this in mind, you should consider serious intervention and help...
Just look at the mess at your apartment, it makes big lenny's place look good. I pity your dog.
Get off the idiotic underground drugs and get some help before it's too late...
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Reminds me of the conflict between Vince Basile, 1970 Mr. Canada and Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO. Both in competition to achieve getbig supremacy. If these two trees (Basile and Goodrum) never posted on getbig, surely they would have not reached such great heights, for the competition enabled both trees to "grow tall, straight, and beautiful." Some cosmic force must have compelled these two trees to post under the same forum. In the end, I think Basile and Goodrum's rivalry can best be captured by Nietzsche's thought on friendship: "Let us then believe in our star friendship even if we should be compelled to be earth enemies.”
Deep and beautifull. SF1900 is quite the poet..
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Re: for smellsomekunts vid upload of my weak punkass
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I practice what I preach. Minimalism allows me to concentrate more on things that matter and having a clean and organized living arrangement allows for more relaxation. I have moved away from the hard line method I used to incorporate. I also believe in reading books.
Vince you just made me think of this epic scene in the Wire
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What ever happened to BayGBM?
Did the gay fart just die or something? One day he's posting here then he just goes MIA.
Do you feel abandoned? ;D
It's nice to have strong hands cup your balls from time to time.
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Vince when two males embark on a homosexual relationship does the “bottom” assume the traditional females role and do the housework and cooking?
Normally I wouldn't answer this question but I'm in a generous mood today after popping Fallsview's cherry....Me and Vissy equally shared the home duties in terms of housework, cooking, and caring for pets.
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Deep and beautifull. SF1900 is quite the poet..
I try! ;D ;D
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The fucking fat stinking cu nt he is,
my question was sincere and heartfelt
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everybody likes to suck some dick now and then... u sayin that gay?
If thats gay I dont wanna be... not gay ?
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GAINZZZ !
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Re: Bostin Loyd Now With MuscleSport Mag
So my company's litmus test is if some person with a nickname and Alf as his avatar has ever heard of it.
joe, every day you pray no one figures out you don’t know what the fuck you are doing
Only an absolute fucking moron would think hiring Boston is a good business move
How’s it been working out for you buddy boy?
You must be a real cut throat business man
Has Boston made all your dreams come true you dumb ass
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The magazine is basically an afterthought and the company's focus is on daily video content. The print magazine was never supposed to be the lead, anyway, as the digital version is free to read and has much higher numbers for obvious reasons. Our digital platforms were always key.
As far as Bostin goes, he is still one of our columnists and has fit in perfectly with our style, which is the anti-MD/FLEX.
your style is worthless and no one notices or cares about it
What a waste of money
All these years you could have been saving your money , but instead you were pouring it into a magazine that no one even knows exists
No one will ever collect them
You’re not bringing us anything we couldn’t get elsewhere
If your magazine stopped tomorrow-what would the world lose out on? Nothing
It’s just a stupid idea and concept
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Re: delts bigger than arms look
Decent
I drew this masterpiece picture of my boss at my old job, we were busy laminating it in the office as he had ripped our last ones up.
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Re: WEHT 240 or Bust?
Did he really never recover from his 2016 election shilling fail?
....living vicariously through Strawman
Has StrawMan ever actually denied it?
Yes, he has.
However, it's painfully obvious that he is 240. I have a linguistics analyzation software that I ran on 240 and Strawman. It came back with a 98.9% certainty.
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Re: Bostin Loyd Now With MuscleSport Mag
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Double LOL!
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Watch out if Kevin Levrone decides to do the Olympia
don't let his 178 pound bodyweight and gay sweater tied around the waist fool you, he says he can put on 60 pounds of muscle in 2 months.
maybe if he was covered in DMSO and those clothes were soaked in sustanon ;D
bench
hahahaha ;D
Earl just knocked over a glass of milk and threw a plate of twinkies on the floor in disgust.
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Too bad Josh hates flying otherwise he could visit us here in Australia. I would drive him up to meet Booty! Of course, if Bigmc and Joon hear about this they would rush over asap!
Come to think about it, Junior promised to visit Australia a couple of years ago. He hasn't contacted me. Maybe Booty knows more? ;D
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Re: Any metalhead getbiggers?
Septicflesh is an incredible band and the new album Codex Omega is a masterpiece.
One of my favorite bands.
Added the limited edition of codex omega to my collection this year 8)
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Good to see that we have an expert on this matter. Can you confirm that we see Shitzu @0:54 and dramajane181 @1:12 & 1:31?
The video is about dramajane181 it's called the portrait of a headless man (which he clearly is).
lyrics at 2:40:
I am a man with strong regrets (injected grams of UG substance until full self-sterilization )
I followed great deceivers(doctor huge,GH15)
Believe in headless leaders
They played their game, true sons of Cain
But I was a hopeless dreamer
With my head deep in the clouds (Delusions about gains and fat+water bloat as muscle)
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Re: WYHI?
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Would fuck yes, wouldn’t entertain the thought of dating
What about the chick? ;D
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Some very impressive work from IronMeister lately.
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Some very impressive work from IronMeister lately.
It always amazes me that he's able spot Getbiggers in vulnerable situations.
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Re: Arm Gaining Contest - Who can make the greatest improvements in 8 weeks
this is something else
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I haven't used a condom in 3 years, and only with one women in my life out of 40. I cant and don't cum in the pussie, I can only cum from Oral.
How are your tonsils holding up?
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Re: Arm Gaining Contest - Who can make the greatest improvements in 8 weeks
lol, let me explain the cycle:
Step 1: Posted pictures of himself.
Step 2: Sought genuine approval from getbig.
Step 3: When getbig denied him approval, he threw a temper tantrum.
Step 4: Begin to act in an exaggerated fashion (post more and more pics) to try and pull off that he is "trolling."
Step 5: Getbig rejects DJ181 even more.
Step 6: DJ181 claims that he has been trolling along and that he is acting like a wrestling "heel" and that he is in "everyone's head."
Step 7: Continue to act in a more exaggerated fashion to try and convince getbiggers of point 6.
Step 8: Getbig continues to reject DJ181.
Step 9: Dj181 becomes even MORE forceful to try and reinforce step 6.
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Great verbal karate by our 75 y/o hall.of famer...
I feel sorry for all the wannabes who have never and will never achieve anything through bodybuilding. 18 inch arms are a quest that few achieve. So it has taken me about 49 years to achieve. Sure I am a bit bulky but my arms feel like big hams hanging there. Solid as steel and strong as can be. I could rip ribs out or break arms in a flash if I wanted to. Luckily for the hapless Flotsam here I am an humanist and thinker so physical violence is beneath me. When it comes to mental agility well that is where I take no prisoners. The trouble here is that the simple minds are seldom aware of being defeated and owned. So they persist as knuckleheads do and are oblivious of their own buffoonery and outright stupidity.
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Re: Arm Gaining Contest - Who can make the greatest improvements in 8 weeks
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
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IronMeister .. is the master ;D
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"the dog shits in his bed". LMFAO.
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PART 5:
Sev and Basile discuss the issue further, and they have a plan to cure tbombz of his illness.
They want to teleport themselves back in time to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS. After some heated discussion, the ship's crew agree that Primemuscle and Basile will travel back in time, using a portal, to try to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS from Todd Colletti. Basile tells the rest of the crew why he should be the leader of the "rescue tbombz" mission:
Sev nods his head in quiet acceptance, while Goodrum looks taken aback.
Basile then tells Primemuscle that he will wear a special, modified biceps suspinator exo-skeleton on the trip, which will protect him from "vile scum" back on earth, and just generally give him more strength and stamina. As Basile puts on the exoskeleton suit, Goodrum puts some blue stars on the metal coated shoulder and tells Basile: "Good luck".
Sev then starts up the teleportation device, which on this spaceship is a portal similar to the one in the movie Stargate. The portal starts up, loudly, and shiny light emerges from it. The portal is up and running. Primemuscle wears a standard crew uniform, but he also brings a few select weapons.
As Basile and Primemuscle slowly walk into the portal, they become sucked in, surrounded by plasma and light, and they are then transferred back in time, to the front lawn of Todd Colletti's house.
Standing on the grass, Primemuscle says to Basile: "let's start this mission with a bang".
Basile puts the exoskeleton suit into fast forward motion, and the hydraulic legs begin to propel him forward very fast. As Basile reaches the front door of the house, he smashes through the door loudly. Primemuscle rushes in soon after. As the smoke and dust settles, from the broken door, Primemuscle spots Todd Colletti. He is in the opposite side of the room, and he is about to stick his AIDS infested cock into tbombz' asshole. Tbombz is lying on a dirty bed, wearing the bunny suit, and he is quite drowsy from a mix of poppers and meth.
Primemuscle starts running, and he jumps on Todd from the side, and wrestles him away from tbombz.
Basile then tells tbombz: "Get up kid, we just saved your life."
Tbombz knows that Basile is right, so tbombz then says to Basile:
Tbombz begins to understand, more fully, what has happened, and he then runs out of the house, still wearing the bunny suit, and he continues to run down the road.
Basile then saps the remaining people in the room with a men-in-black-like zipper, so they will lose memory of what happened.
Primemuscle and basile then go back to the portal, and they are teleported back to the spaceship.
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I don't normally have childish digs on people I don't know, but this is uncanny.
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Nominated as worst post ever on Getbig
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 05: Colin Kaepernick receives the SI Muhammad Ali Legacy Award during SPORTS ILLUSTRATED 2017 Sportsperson of the Year Show on December 5, 2017 at Barclays Center in New York City. (Photo by Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated)
Colin Kaepernick National Anthem protest (15 Videos)
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Why Marshawn Lynch supports Colin Kaepernick's protest
SANTA CLARA, CA - SEPTEMBER 12: Colin Kaepernick #7 and Eric Reid #35 of the San Francisco 49ers kneel in protest during the national anthem prior to playing the Los Angeles Rams in their NFL game at Levi's Stadium on September 12, 2016 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
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Colin Kaepernick creates friction in hometown
SANTA CLARA, CA - SEPTEMBER 12: Colin Kaepernick #7 and Eric Reid #35 of the San Francisco 49ers kneel in protest during the national anthem prior to playing the Los Angeles Rams in their NFL game at Levi's Stadium on September 12, 2016 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
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NFL star continues national anthem protest
Nate Boyer
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Former NFLer: I stand by Kaepernick
Seattle Reign midfielder Megan Rapinoe takes a knee as the national anthem is sung ahead of the Reign's match with the Chicago Red Stars.
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Soccer star joins national anthem protest
G20:OBAMA ON CYBER SECURITY (LONG)
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Obama: Kaepernick exercising his constitutional right
D.L. Hughley
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Hughley: There's nothing more American than silence
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Spike Lee on Kaepernick's protest: I support him
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FOR WHAT WHOS WORLD DID HE IMPACT
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Re: Who Wants To Hear Me Use The N-Word In A Video???
A new video?!!! I'm about not to listen right now, Vince.
Also, Meta-Physical and I are still waiting for you to honor our request of October 20: please upload a video in which you serenade a lovely tub of Cool Hwhip to the dulcet tones of Aaron Neville's classic, 'I don't know much, but I know I love you.'
Mille grazie, Signorass Vincenzo!
Vince, please! Do not dismiss our request as mere infantile jesting. Neville catapulted to superstardom after releasing that hit, and it is our honestly held belief that you have the talent to make it as a YouTube sensation by uploading your own wonderful rendition. I didn't sleep last night after thumbing down your video, but if you won't accept the carrot, then I have no choice but to use the stick!
Vince, just like Meta-Physical, I, too, am wresting with the better angels of my nature. Regrettably, make that two thumbs down; your stubborn recalcitrance to coo and croon the Nevillean ballad to the lovely tub of Cool Hwhip has forced my hand! Carrots and sticks, Vince, carrots and sticks! Yes, phallic symbols both, though strong internal motivators for one such as yourself, no doubt.
Also, as an admiring fan, it's my duty to inform you that at certain angles the lens of your eye glasses are distorting your face line, making the top of your head look like a giant brown crown of glans penis.
Best,
Your disappointed friend, Kahn
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You forgot about the time during your mental lockup that you tried electro-therapy. Must have been a funny scene watching you hooked up to a car battery and some jumper cables like a old car......lol
You will fall off the wagon again because you are weak minded and you lack the will to live
no electro therapy Vince, I didn't think they still did that.
I must have been pulling someone's leg there sorry
but thanks for reminding me of a mistake I made I did end up in the psyche ward for a week with that delirum tremuns episode. delirium tremuns is basically something very dangerous that can happen with alcohol withdrawal, very scary for the person it is happening to as well as the people who see it happeneing. You see some freaky nightmarish shit when it happens
Ended up on my front lawn bleeding and naked that day with it during a hailstorm, August 15, 2008. The blood was from stepping on glass and the nakedness was because it happened while I was in bed asleeep and being august I sleep naked
I probably will fall off the wagon because I am weak minded as all hell but at least I don't pretend to be a 300lbs obese bodybuilding insider. Nor am I a rat disguised as a pretend reporter. You are well known as a rat Vince, that is worse than my addictions to be fair
seriously you have not answered why you cover your moobs and gut in the videos with your arms while obviously having your thumbs strategically placed behind your arms so you can push them up and make them look bigger
at least DJ works out
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Re: Vince B - Blue Stars - Discuss
I never make vulgar comments about the women I know. Anonymous dorks feel they can say anything for a laugh.
Did you go all raw dog vinnie on that vag?
whatabout the women you dont know?
Has anyone ever gone raw dog on your blue starfish?
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Re: Getbigger of the Year 2014
Getbigger of the year: Army of One by a mile. His ability to browse hours of web pages that are marketed to females, just to find a single article a day to steal for the G&O, is a testament to his selflessness and disregard of his own sexuality for the entertainment of random strangers.
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Are you trolling by saying "there" "there" "there" constantly? I never noticed that before this recent vid but christ it gets annoying.
I also noticed that you pronounce many words wrong, like "anadotal evidence" "Trenboline" etc. Do you have a minor speech impediment or is it just your regional accent?
Its a regional accent and a street thing from the South.
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Let this stand as a warning to everone who thinks steroids are safe:
I was actually 220lbs in November at 5'11. I was only 6% here. I was running, boxing alot and hardly doing any weight training. It was the fitness and healthiest i have ever felt. But i still have some unfinished business so im coming back. Now at 275lbs i feel great still! All drugs ha??? LOL!! i wish it was that easy!!! ::)
I will retire from bodybuilding one day when i please! Bodybuilding will not retire me!! ;)
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Re: Markus Ruhl is Still Alive.
Doesn’t look good. In a variety of ways.
But I wish him well, the farting, smoking beast.
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Re: Getbig Christmas Card 2017
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I sent a copy to Vissy. He liked it so its Vissy approved.
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Re: Arm Gaining Contest - Who can make the greatest improvements in 8 weeks
Ever seen this actual video? It’s of Malena Morgan getting eaten there. Extremely sexy I will be scarred for life now thanks
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Ever seen this actual video? It’s of Malena Morgan getting eaten there. Extremely sexy I will be scarred for life now thanks
I hope you will recover from this traumatic experience
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I hope you will recover from this traumatic experience
Having your favorite cat run over by a garbage truck in front of you? Or being touched as a kid? I can understand recovering after years even though it's tough.
But seeing DJ's face?! I don't know if i will ever be able to do it.
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Re: Bitcoins - about to hit $5,000 per coin today!
Will be amusing to go back and read all of it.
Bubbles and human behavior are NEVER different, it's just the stories that are different. Bubbles may go on for a while longer than people expect, but you always have the die-hard believers who think: "It's different this time!". Guess what... it's NEVER different this time.
IMO, bitcoin is headed into the "denial" phase.
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Re: WYHI - Milf edition
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I would be done by 10:50.
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Anyone here worth over 10 million?
If so, how are you investing your money right now. How much in stock, cash, property etc?
Goodrum has 20 million, but he doesn't flaunt his wealth.
Ha ha. Prefer serious answers please ...
WELL YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT FORUM FOR THAT ASSHOLE
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LOL, this new guy Bicycle Repairman is witty
Re: Be There deletes account?
An early Xmas present for me
;D
So instead of a nice guy with an original insight of bodybuilding and a trusted competitor we have a drug addict obsessed with his weight and a twink who believes his physique is something out of this world when doesn't even look like he lifts.
Seems a pretty good evolution for the forum.
It's almost as if he never left...
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Re: If Getbig was a prison...
If i was in for life id make most of you suck me off.
I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.
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Re: LOL - when Derek and Vince met
Vince Goodrum is getting famous, talking about when derek spit on vince
I think this is from instagram live where people asked questions
"Listen, I got nuttin against Vince Goodrum. Okay, he's a, you know, I feel bad for him. You know, eeeeee, I do. I'm not sure if he's retarded or not? But I, I feel bad for him."
LMFAO! :D
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Re: LOL - when Derek and Vince met
When Derek spit in Vince's fat, black face, did he also call him mouli?
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:D
Skippy La Cour
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=641341.0;attach=753759;image)
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:D
Skippy La Cour
Ha, brilliant!
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Re: Biggest Getbig tough guy?
Guys who are genuinely not to be messed with are Josh and ESFitness. Both crazy bastards who have been to jail so don't give a shit.
Derek Anthony spit in Goodrum's face or direction. Up until then many thought Goodrum had street fighting skills because he said
he wasn't afraid to use a knife. We all remember the confrontation where Queen Vissy had to hold Goodrum back from demolishing some nuisance.
How can we forget Guy Grundy who challenged everyone to fisticuffs! He joins DJ 181 and Matt C as genuine dangers to society.
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Then I am the toughest here by far.
Omg. No you are not.
You're not the "toughest" guy anywhere.
Places you are not the "toughest" include;
Your trailer park
Standing in line at a Redbox kiosk
Under the bridge that goes over the Tijuana River
Waiting room at Planned Parenthood
a Starbucks in the gayest part of San Francisco
Interview for an backup fluffer for a gay porn gangbang
Security guard at a Celine Dion concert
Mexican Royal Rumble midget wrestling match
Testicular cancer survivors support group meeting
Starbucks Barista School
Community College nail technician evening classes
...the list goes on
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Nightmare Gold Digger Fiancé
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lcrAmkPuO-0/maxresdefault.jpg)
Bitch looks like a Duck Billed Platypus.
You’d explode in your piss stained 50” waist sweat pants if she just breathed heavy in your ear.
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Funny you should mention that...
In prison there was a fella named Doug, whom I didn't like very much... dude would whine. Not just complain, but actually whine like a girl. Reminded me of babysitting my nieces (well, not really "babysitting" since they were like 7 or 8... more like watching them and making sure they didn't burn the fucking house down. anyways...) and they didn't care for whatever food I cooked for them, or having to clean their room, or what color the sky was, or whatever the fuck happened to come to mind. So instead I'm just telling him to pack his shit and get the fuck out of my aisle (barracks-type housing at that prison), or beat him up/have him beaten-up...
(* closest I actually did come to beating his ass was during d 2008 Olympics and he made a comment about me "loving to watch the knee-grow-er bitches" while I was watching the Jamaican girls and they're spectacular asses and quads run the 100m. Him being a skinny-fat meth addict, quickly realized he had said the wrong thing to the wrong guy and looked like a deer in headlights, and was quick to make a thorough apology LoL. again, anyways.....)
... I chose to fuck with him and emasculate him on a semi-daily basis with dumb shit but was funny because he couldn't do anything about it. One of the things that you're tainted the hell out of them was tell him (in front of as many people as possible) that I had the blueprint for his success upon release. His parole plan would be to star in a hit TV show (that I would produce, of course) called "Doug the Booty Hunter". The premise of the show involved Doug searching out gay guys for sex in places like public restrooms at the park & beach, truck stops, and this newfangled thing at the time called "Craigslist". Apparently this dude "Craig" had a list of places Doug could hunt some booty ( well, the premise of the show what change every so often however it always involved Doug doing gay shit.. At first it was funny for everybody but after oh about 3 weeks or so maybe a month it was no longer funny for him but it was extra funny for everybody else to see him have to sit there and take it lol (much like Shiz-mo here).
Another favorite of mine was introducing Doug to "new" inmates. Younger dudes, oh, 'bout 18-20 years old or so, whom he had already met and been hanging out with and shit for a week or so. To introduce dog to these younger guys I thought it was more sincere if I would sing a song, and as luck would have it, despite my I typically baritone voice I was able to sing "Waiting for a Girl Like You" by Foreigner, in damn near the correct pitch and key. Now, having had pretty good success with simply substituting words of existing, well-known shit, is young men quickly learned that Doug had been waiting for a boy like them to come into his life, and just when they (& he) thought that was the only line of the song I would sing, I would keep it going and going. Just like how he was amuse less and less the more he heard it it amused us more and more. Haha.....
/storytime w/ESFitness. Brought to you by Nelson's "Booty Hunter" comment that jog my memory. Prison is fun. 😀
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Hopefully this will help in the interim
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Re: RimJob Etiquette
I love licking rim and my partner does it to me, but not all the time. Get the missus to put a vibrating strap on while she blows you, o my god
How is this anatomically beneficial?
Is she fucking your throat while she blows you?
The fuck am I reading here?
This thread is like the Bat Signal for Prime.
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Pakistani Hulk Khan Baba weightlifting champ
(https://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/1276326-image_uploaded_from_ios_-1482833421-759-640x480.jpg)
Looks like the marauding chubster has managed to steal Matt Canning's shoes, Vince G's wrestling belt, and Shizzo's North Face puffa jacket.
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And the Emmy for best sexual act with a fruit product goes to........ KAI GREENE!!!
Enough with the grapefruit joke. Word is that they've remained good friends and only have good things to say from one another.
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Random Bodybuilding Pics
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Massethtic. Arnold and Franco both possessed such a physique. Haney was comparatively worthless and should have lost more than a few times to better developed, shorter men but I think Weider let Lee win 8 to try and teach Arnold a lesson and instead wound up showing the world just how great the Oak was and to be honest, still is.
With the arrival of Dorian we began the age of Assethetics, especially with the slob of a blob known as Ronnie Coleman who took it so far as to be absurd. Phildo the Dwarf is filling out nicely as the more midgie version of Assethtics. In between we had Cutler and the nearly ageless Hobbit Dexter Jackson.
The Golden Age ended around 85 or so. Now we're stuck in the Moldy Age. Fat guts and fat asses. Overbuilt dwarves and calf-less tall(er) guys that all have the carapace gut and bubble butt so admired by the schmoe judges. Even the so-called "classic" physique division is nothing compared to the likes of Mentzer or Zane, let alone Arnold.
I think this is due to the total reliance on drugs alone. How else to explain total shitheaps like Kai Greene or Phildo Heath, two manlets that wouldn't weigh more than 165 lbs. sans their dope and without the little helpers they wouldn't dare enter a gym. Fuck 'em. Prime Mentzer rules over those twin turds with ease. And mentally? Mike on an off day would show the world just how much a faux philosopher Grapefruit Fucker Greene really is.
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Re: $188,900 For A New Home???? Fu#k That Shit!!! I Got A Better Idea..
Mortgage adviser: "Okay, Mr Goodrum, that's you all set. So, let's just quickly go through the numbers:
Principal: 482.09
Taxes: 18.84
Homeowner's Insurance: 55.58
Total Amount of Loan $50,412
Interest Rate: 7.42%
Plus the extra 3% for being black, that gives us an Interest Rate of 10.42%.
Now, as a successful entrepreneur, I won't insult your intelligence by telling you how many years it will take for you to pay everything off, so all that's left your you to do is just sign here..."
Goodrum:
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Re: $188,900 For A New Home???? Fu#k That Shit!!! I Got A Better Idea..
Several years ago during the last financial crisis we urged Melvin to acquire one of those houses for almost free. He declined the suggestion.
Then he was going to live off the grid. Then buy a Jaguar. This dude doesn't think clearly and bullshits all day long.
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It still amazes me that Henda isn't a professional porn actor yet
I wish mate, not blessed enough in the tiddler department haha
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Metallica's top 5 songs
Holier than Coach
For whom the ban hammer tolls
Vodka in Shizzo's jar
Master of Gimmicks
Ride the kielbasa
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🎇 Random pics 🎇
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:D(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=641341.0;attach=753759;image)
Skippy La Cour
The problem is that , unless he walks around shirtless, people would think he's a senior citizen .
Maybe he is though
WooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Somewhere Doug is reading this.
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The problem is that , unless he walks around shirtless, people would think he's a senior citizen .
Maybe he is though
WooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
he is probably has the best fishing stories ever he took lying to a whole nother level with everything
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ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
Traveling in Tokyo 2 weeks ago :)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=117526.0;attach=750786;image)
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ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread
MC still going strong!
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MC still going strong!
Yes, it would be nice to meet him one day and have a training session
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Yes, it would be nice to meet him one day and have a training session
Absolutely. On a serious note;: I bet you can fly to korea and train with him in his gym. I am sure he would welcome you.
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Absolutely. On a serious note;: I bet you can fly to korea and train with him in his gym. I am sure he would welcome you.
My mission would be more successful when I book a flight to Taiwan :D
Would love to meet Getbig resident Kim Jung Bob nevertheless, so I should combine my trip with a flight to Pyongyang.
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My mission would be more successful if I booked a flight to Taiwan :D
Would love to meet Getbig resident Kim Jung Bob nevertheless, so I should combine my trip with a flight to Pyongyang.
Lol.smartass
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Re: Biggest schmoe on Getbig?
I'd love to see a debate about Kevin between Danimal77 and Earl1972.
Danimal77 has quickly become the boards resident expert on all bodybuilding analytical stats from height, weight and measurements. He's even more detailed obsessed with it comes to Levrone. His views his information as gospel.
Earl1972 is a devout Levronite who is able to determine contest years via hair styles. While he applies the same detailed focus as Danimal77, Earls fact finding is rooted in passion and can be more emotion based. And he's a mediocre troll.
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Bulking is a terrible idea
Douglas, you are actually the person who has "zero clue" about how you are "in real life." This is what keeps you alive. If you were capable of seeing yourself as others do, you would kill yourself immediately.
For you, self-delusion is necessary to the highest degree. It occupies you completely. Without it, you can't exist.
(Douglas = dj181)
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Re: typical getbigger
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
Lying on the cooch with the dog about a year ago, excuse the mess and shitty walls, ongoing renovations in spare time/when can be bothered
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1:44 ;D
Maybe someone can find that old thread.
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Would love to see Milos posting again
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For fucks sake... but by all means, keep it up and keep embarrassing yourself with these theories of yours and desperate attempts.
Why are you getting so many infections? I've been using ten plus years never one infection. I get sore but never infection. Something isn't right man.
He has no self respect, hes dirty, unkempt, uses filthy homemade bathtub steroids, hes an alcoholic, a opiate abuser.
Fuck me read some of his posts mate...
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Re: Biggest schmoe on Getbig?
Thank you. :'(
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2018 Arnold Classic - Kevin Levrone - So what happened?
very confusing here on getbig did he compete? is arnolds another day? home come day 1 results is sticky but day 2 isnt? why is the whole site a total mess?
He's doing the Arnold Australia right?
what the hell is that
The Arnold classic in australia.
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Re: Nurse of Peace
EXCLUSIVE: Stan Lee fires manager and his nurse who gave him naked showers over 'plot to estrange him from his daughter and sole heir' as cops probe missing millions and he battles pneumonia
Stan Lee, 95, has fired his long-time manager Mac 'Max' Anderson amid claims of a plot to drive a wedge between him and his only child, daughter JC Lee, 67
Also fired was Linda Sanchez, a nurse who admitted to giving him naked showers and was also accused of giving him 'happy ending' massages
Anderson is alleged to have rowed with JC Lee so badly that her friend called cops to her father's home and had him removed
Stan Lee told officers he feared for his life around Anderson, a convicted felon who has accompanied the 95-year-old to dozens of comic conventions
Sanchez has effectively vanished since the cops were called and police are also probing $1.4 million missing from Lee's accounts
Nurse of peace (Linda Sandwich) giving Stan Lee happy endings.
Honeytrap of peace
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/02/26/18/49874A7100000578-5428459-A_report_from_the_Los_Angeles_County_Adult_Protective_Services_A-a-20_1519671302164.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/02/26/18/49874BCD00000578-5428459-Lee_lavished_her_with_gifts_and_jetted_her_around_the_world-a-26_1519671302469.jpg)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-fired-honeytrap-claims.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-fired-honeytrap-claims.html)
How much rubbing does a trashy broad have to do for old-as-dirt Stan to achieve even a semi semi?
No homo.
I always wonder about that. Not that I'm thinking of old dude boners, just about how I'm going to deal with it when I get old and ugly. I won't want to fuck my wife when she's 80, but I'd imagine if still find younger women hot. You can always pay someone, no matter how gross it is.
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
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a mans man defined.....
A mans man,someone who does not style their hair,does not wear skinny jeans,does not wear tights,does not wear finger toe shoes,Does not wear neon running shoes,Does not take selfies constantly,does not worry about smelling like a man,does not conform,does not use lotion,does not try and match his clothes,does not do what a woman wants him to do,Does not watch reality tv,does not watch awards shows,Does not drink wine,does not wear pink,does not vote Democrat,does not wear another mans name on any clothing,does not need to shower daily and does not care if he wears the same clothes for e few days,Basically just don’t give a fuck.
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a mans man defined.....
That definition can also be used to describe the homeless.
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That definition can also be used to describe the homeless.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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That definition can also be used to describe the homeless.
Hahahahaha that made me laugh pretty fucking hard
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Earl1972 getting ready to bust while reading on of the many Levrone threads......
good lord what a man :o :o
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As usual you blame me for what others have done. I found it surprising that you were the wife in that relationship.
On the other hand, your behaviour online is often that of a nasty bi*ch.
Stop crying, Moses. You're the one that wasted your enitre life away....not me. Now you are old and elderly and you have nothing to look forward to.
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Re: Perverts in France - age of consent is 15?
lol
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Re: PJ Braun gets busted having fake watches! Watch meltdown!
The fake watch account Rolex_enforcer calls PJ out and then he proceeds to try to play it off on IG live. Hilarious meltdown.
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Funny, haven't had s drink since Aug 12th 2017 & before that Nov 1st 2016. And clean from opiate addiction since April 14th 2016, even came through my MASSIVE FUCKING SURGERIES with enough painkillers to stop 8 men from breathing for a month in hospital and minimum dose oxy for 2-3 weeks (I forget) after I got. Out while still on home health care, with no problems.
Most people would commend someone for not only recognizing an addiction but being pro-active in dealing with it. Pathetic your Autisim forces you to obsess over me and paint an image of me in your mind and attempt to convince people hear I'm still a drunk and s junkie. lol pathetic. Cznt believe 'll this time I've been arguing with an autistic adult who has zero respect for other peoples threads and ruins each and every one by trolling my CONSTRUCTIVE contribution to the thread
a person who still drives on a suspended licence after multiple DUIs reserves zero respect from anyone.
piece of shit..
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Re: Big Lenny Sex Tapes ?
Okay, watched the video. This guy is truly a deviant at turbo levels.
I hate sharing a planet with these filthy, deplorable f aggots.
Music’s kinda swanky, though.
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
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Nice to see the newly inaugurated IFBB Female Choir here.
They are OK for Basso Profundo (4 & 3), Baritone (5) and Tenor Robusto (2 & 1)
But apparently they are really struggling for Mezzo-Soprano and upwards... not sure why...?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=542496.0;attach=757383;image)
1. Prince Vasili Shuisky (inveterate liar, schemed his way to the Russian throne, always said that he was born under a "lucky Tsar:" Mussorgsky, Boris Godunov)
2. Monostatos (an evil blackamoor who resents his negritude and covets white women, e.g., he sings, “And I am supposed to avoid love, because a Black is ugly….A White took
possession of me, White is beautiful! I must kiss her.” He also dances like nobody’s watching in a room of voyeurs, and likes to prank his friends by killing them: "Haha, non
sono tuo amico!": Mozart, Die Zauberflöte)
3. Attila the Hun (bloodthirsty scourge of mankind, but, surprisingly, a great whistler: Verdi, Attila)
4. The Grand Inquisitor (fanatic condemner of heretics, loves puppies but burns them before they reach the juvenile stage, gets new ones: Verdi, Don Carlo)
5. Baron Scarpia (sadist, torturer, wanna-be rapist – a true Getbigger: Puccini, Tosca)
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Re: [NSFW] The Most Disgusting Thing Big Lenny Has Done
Jesus Christ he is a sick fuck,had to stop at the double spread leg 69 rimming of the Jamaican tranny.How the fuck do seemingly normal brad and the other one hang with this vile creature?
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I like his style
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Re: I've Had One Of The Worst Days Ever.....Lol
You’re put off by bedbugs? You suck cock and mess about in mens’ asses.
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Nope..dating this Jewish kid who is half my age of 20. Of course this time I won't be putting up any photos on facebook
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Re: Kai Greene Instagram Post
You can't make grapefruit jokes if he makes them first.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston no makeup
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Re: Mental illness when it is a white shooter Black shooters are sane but bad people
You don't know me very well
Let's just say I have physically harmed some fellas in my past
Witnessed my step father put a loaded gun to my mother's head so if you don't think that can make me dangerous then you are rather clueless
I suppose spreading HIV/AIDS by bleeding all over people could indeed be seen as dangerous. Good point, dj.
You don't know me very well
Let's just say I have physically harmed some fellas in my past
Witnessed my step father put a loaded gun to my mother's head so if you don't think that can make me dangerous then you are rather clueless
You physically harmed a woman you fucking clown. You're just another fucking incel loser, living with your whore of a mother who should have aborted you. Genetics of shit. You could be 100% german (you of all people purity spiraling), it doesn't change the fact you're a mentally ill welfare nig*er.
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Re: Mental illness when it is a white shooter Black shooters are sane but bad people
Haha, yes!
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Re: Groink got out of jail and gets caught shoplifting after
If your entire life is a façade, then you have a great chance of winding up behind walls with others of like idiocy. As this is primarily a bodybuilding site, he had a form of mild "worship" shown him (I think the thread was called "Arm Dons") for his build.
But that's it. In the real world, unless you're selling your body to schmoes and OLD vapor emitting ho's, nobody cares. And the caring runs out when they tire of what you're selling. At his age, not even the domestic or food service industries will want him. Perhaps if he starts sporting a coolie hat and learns to fake a Japanese accent he can secure employment as a desert specialized Oriental Gardener in the greater Phoenix area.
At this point, he doesn't care about himself and neither should we.
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Re: What happened to Gvoink shoplifting thread ?
groink used his one phone call wisely...
There should be a sticky - Guidelines for posting about Groink's arrests.
He is certainly in GB witness protection.
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musclecenter looks through clothes.
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Re: TRUE ADONIS- time to pay your bets.
wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.
credit to che for bumping this gem.
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Cool GIF. I think he prefers vodka though. I'm the scotch drinker. ;)
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Cool GIF. I think he prefers vodka though. I'm the scotch drinker. ;)
A cock drinker as well
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Ezekiel bread???
Was Ezekiel bread the secret to Jay's success?
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Ezekiel 4:9-15
9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”
14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”
15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”
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Pipe down. Your bicep supination machine is worthless.
What a nasty prick you are. Ignorant as well. At the moment I am keeping it for my personal use.
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A cock drinker as well
Sucker is the word I think you are looking for. ;D
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Sucker is the word I think you are looking for. ;D
I'm sure you're familiar with at least 100 cock tricks :D
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Hehe! This fucker is crazy (big lenny)!
I heard he drnks piss and fucks a tranny in his new scandalous sextape?
Can anyone fill in? I cant watch that stuff. I already have nightmares...
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Depends...may use Sam's Club depending on installation cost. Don't need a large space but I still have to maintain sales receipts and invoices for my business along with other paperwork, Still raining so I can't stain the deck but put down some red rubber mulch in between the walkway and deck to keep weeds from growing.
Oh, im sure the fema trailer is just bursting at the seams with all those business records.
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I'm sure you're familiar with at least 100 cock tricks :D
At least.
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in the early 2000's i had a part time bartending job at a country club, mostly working weddings and private parties on the weekend
the manager was a late 50's fat lady, would go out of her way to grope my arms and shoulders and then one day she complained to me that i never went into her office just to chat with her about life
i was taken aback by this question, i said i don't know i just come in to do my job... after that i always got a major attitude from her, any question i asked was a bad question and before that she was nothing but friendly, luckily she was fired shortly after for failing a drug test
the worst experience was a 17 year old girl that kept flirting with me, the first thing she ever said to me was "you wanna wrestle me", then she told me a few times that i'm cute and she groped my butt with both hands in front of coworkers
i ignored these things, i would be lying if i said i wasn't flattered to be getting interest from a girl 15 years younger but i wasn't going for a high school girl, over time her flirting became more insulting saying there must be something wrong with me to not be married, she liked to criticize my eye brows too which was annoying, and then she really crossed the line when she randomly came behind me and put a fork in my ass and said i look like a pedophile
the fork didn't penetrate my anus it went in between my butt cheeks, easily the most shocking experience of my life
i wanted to kill her, she made the pedophile comment in front of a female manager, i immediately went to HR who was female and reported everything that happened, all she did was tell her to stay away from me which she did
they pretty much acted like i was a big baby about it, other females that worked there heard about it thought the pedophile comment was horrible but they laughed about the fork incident, i said what if a guy did that to you and they said "oh that would be different" ::)
if i did any of that to her i would've been fired no questions asked and been labeled a "monster", every time i hear about a man hitting a woman i always assume she acted just like her
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Earl... jesus.. I don't even know what to say :-\
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Re: Earl and the fork incident
Fork Bitch should have been fired! This is how I imagine that unfortunate event:
(https://s31.postimg.cc/rwxee0myh/Forking_hell.jpg)
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Hehe! This fucker is crazy (big lenny)!
I heard he drnks piss and fucks a tranny in his new scandalous sextape?
Can anyone fill in? I cant watch that stuff. I already have nightmares...
Not quite - yes he drinks her p1ss but doesn't f**k her.
He does however blow her and give her a thorough rimming...
And all very enthusiastically I must say..
#teamlenny
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Not quite - yes he drinks her p1ss but doesn't f**k her.
He does however blow her and give her a thorough rimming...
And all very enthusiastically I must say..
#teamlenny
you clearly lie about having an internetfilter if you are able to watch that crazyness
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you clearly lie about having an internetfilter if you are able to watch that crazyness
Ted, stop being so mean or you'll make me cry... :-*
I would only be lying if I said i never turned the filter off now and again - just for GetBig research purposes, you understand... ;)
;D
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Not quite - yes he drinks her p1ss but doesn't f**k her.
He does however blow her and give her a thorough rimming...
And all very enthusiastically I must say..
#teamlenny
:o each to their own
I wouldn’t & couldn’t willingly watch such a video.
Far to much detail in that description.
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Ted, stop being so mean or you'll make me cry... :-*
I would only be lying if I said i never turned the filter off now and again - just for GetBig research purposes, you understand... ;)
;D
I do understand all to well.
Just looking out for your mental health brother.
when was your last confession btw?
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I do understand all to well.
Just looking out for your mental health brother.
when was your last confession btw?
You're either trolling or aren't paying much attention :D
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You're either trolling or aren't paying much attention :D
taffin is a priest lol?
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taffin is a priest lol?
No, he's a schmoe saint
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No, he's a schmoe saint
lol
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I can understand Basile being a touch bitter as he attempts to sleep at night amid a chorus of forklift engines and clattering of racks being loaded and unloaded from the night shift squad in the warehouse that is now his home, but Basile needs to accept that his present life and living arrangements is in no way the fault of goodrum, Arnold or Ronnie, the blame for his own shortcomings lies firmly with himself.
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You are a failure in life Vince Basile and its time you accepted it. You had your opportunity to become an IFBB pro but you never had it in you to truly pursue. Honestly, I've never said this because I felt that it would go to your head but I thought you could have won the Mr Universe based on your past physique. But for some reason, you simply just didn't go the extra mile......
You made your bed in your warehouse....now you have to sleep in it.
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taffin is a priest lol?
No, he's a schmoe saint
:D LOL only just saw this and am flattered by both descriptions thanks.
The truth though? It's 80:20.
I'll leave you to decide which way round.... ;)
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Progressively lower your standards as the night wears on, if your still haven’t pulled and the nightclub is nearing closing time and only the dregs are left inside then the standards should be pretty low, if you are still alone after closing while in que for the pizza shop then you are in no position to refuse any chance of sex, even if she’s so fat the taxi has to tow her back to your house on a plant trailer
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Shocking new study on bodybuilders who own Pit Bulls.
Wow! I don't know how to feel about this. I'm actually quite annoyed. Surely this must be bullshit? I won't paste the entire study as it is over one hundred pages long, but I'll paste the key points. Apparently, scientific findings reveal that the prevalence of Pit Bull ownership in the bodybuilding community is linked to paraphilic disorders. In layman's terms - bodybuilders want to have sex with their dogs. :-X
(The American Journal of Psychology, vol. 130, no. 2)
Abstract
Bodybuilding dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is a relatively common and disabling psychiatric disorder characterised by excessive and persistent preoccupation with perceived defects or flaws in one's appearance, which are unnoticeable to others, and associated with repetitive, harmful behaviours (e.g. exogenous hormone abuse). The disorder generally starts in adolescence, but often goes unnoticed and is severely underdiagnosed. Left untreated, BDD typically persists and causes marked functional impairment in multiple domains. However, little is known about the link between a pathological preoccupation with muscularity and the predilection for Pit Bull ownership. With the aid of MRI and penile plethysmography, the aim of the present study was to explore the psychological underpinnings of men with BDD who also owned Pit Bull Terriers. To our knowledge, this topic has not previously been examined. We hypothesized that men who had muscle dysmorphia would also have higher rates of Pit Bull ownership and a desire to interact sexually with their pets. Comparisons of demographic characteristics, social and occupational impairment, and measures of psychopathology were made, but differences were not expected.
Participants
Participants were 467 men, all meeting DSM-IV criteria for lifetime BDD, who were also current or former owners of Pit Bull Terriers. All data in this report are from this study’s intake interview. All participants were required to be 21 years or older and available for an in-person interview. Participants were recruited from mental health professionals (46%), advertisements (38%), our program website and brochures (10%), subject friends and relatives (3%), and non-psychiatrist physicians (2%). The study was approved by the hospital Institutional Review Board, and all participants signed statements of informed consent.
Procedures
Penile plethysmography measures minute changes in erectile responses. The procedure involves placing a pressure-sensitive device around a man's penis and presenting him with an array of sexually stimulating images, to determine his level of sexual attraction. Participants in this test were subject to penile plethysmography using a circumferential transducer in order to measure their level of sexual arousal when presented with various images featuring Pit Bull Terriers. In this study, one hundred percent of the sample displayed significant sexual arousal. This was characterised by a marked increase of sexual arousal in response to paraphilic (Pit Bull) stimuli and a significant decrease of sexual arousal in response to nonparaphilic (naked women) stimuli.
Infrared thermographic and functional magnetic resonance imaging were also used to measure sexual arousal. Participants viewed documentary and movie clips featuring Pit Bull Terriers while genital temperature was continuously measured using infrared thermal imaging. Participants also continuously evaluated changes in their subjective arousal and answered discrete questions about liking the movies and wanting sexual stimulation. Brain activity, indicated by blood oxygen level-dependent (BOLD) response, was measured using functional magnetic resonance imaging. BOLD activity in a number of brain regions was correlated with changes in genital temperature in participants. Activation appeared to be surprisingly extensive, including the anterior and posterior cingulate cortex, right cerebellum, insula, frontal operculum, and paracingulate gyrus. Examination of the strength of the correlation between BOLD response and genital temperature showed that participants had a stronger brain-genital relation compared with other men in a number of regions.
Conclusions
Pit Bull owners with muscle dysmorphia had poorer scores than comparison men on all quality-of-life measures, with two of four measures (the Q-LES-Q and SF-36 Mental Health subscale) reaching statistical significance, with large effect sizes. Pit Bull owners with muscle dysmorphia were also significantly more likely to form sexual relationships with their non-human companions. As hypothesized, men with muscle dysmorphia were significantly more likely to have abused anabolic-androgenic steroids - but unexpectedly, we found that they also exhibited a significantly higher lifetime prevalence of substance use disorders. Also as predicted, Pit Bull ownership in the bodybuilding community is evidently a form of paraphilia - a condition in which a person's sexual arousal and gratification depend on fantasising about and engaging in sexual behavior that is atypical and extreme. Other factors, such as abnormalities in male sexual hormones or the brain chemical serotonin, have not been conclusively proven as factors in the development of paraphilias, though it has been suggested that the use of exogenous hormones may exacerbate their development.
Evidence suggests that the causes of Pit Bull paraphilia are linked to feelings of shame over perceived appearance flaws, and a desire to mask effeminate mannerisms by projecting hypermasculine traits such as physical strength and aggression. The Pit Bull Terrier - an exemplar of such traits - therefore generates a strong sexual response from individuals suffering from BDD, causing them to inadvertently drop their outward persona and fall back into their natural, “feminine” role of caregiver.
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Re: Trump bitch slaps Soros
??? Hungary & Austria don't need Soros foundations.
Then why is his foundation successfull for so many years?
George Soros is worth 8 billion dollars.
Getbiggers make that in 3 days.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Df0xyrbWAAAEUK_.jpg)
She looks crackers but for reasons Im not sure of that photo is very arousing. May start my pre bed masturbation session by looking at that photo for a few minutes before progressing onto porn
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Re: Man raped by ex-girlfriend
Looks like she's holding back a Tourettes attack.
(http://pics.mcclatchyinteractive.com/incoming/l7eyic/picture213852109/alternates/LANDSCAPE_1140/samanthamears1_fitted.jpeg)
Cuntsnot! Stab u! Asparagus piss!
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Re: Ok, Getbiggers....Was I Right Or Wrong On This??????
On Sundays, I usually have brunch and one of my favorite places is a little French Bistro & Coffee Shop called Cafe Du Vour in Downtown Greenville, SC. The last time I was there, I was chatting with one of the waiters and he was telling me about the owner was attempting to reach out to the urban market, passing out free samples, and looking into some urban programs which I didn't pay no mind. Well, I go in there today and actually ran into the owner and while I was waiting on my food, he asked me about ways to make things better. I was a bit hesitant at first but I decided to tell him the jruth. I explained to him that he shouldn't be handing out free food as it only attracts vagrants but also bluntly told him not to attempt to bring in the urban crowd or acquiesce to any social programs like Starbucks had done to which his eye went as wide to silver dollars as I don't believe he expected to get an answer like that. I explained to him that unless he wants to go and sell BBQ sandwiches and moon pies instead of crepes, that he should stick to people who enjoy French cuisine and come into his doors with the intention of paying for their food. I also told him that the minute he starts kissing the asses of black activists or political organizations, that he would invite other ones like vegans who would boycott his store because he uses eggs and that it would only end with him going out of business. I finally explained to put his money advertising at art galleries, bookstores, and theaters. He thanked me for my opinion and said that it gave him new light on what he should do.
Opinions????
Lol @ the owner of some French "Bistro" asking the opinion of some obese negro who calls himself a "master fitness trainer & sports nutritionist" on how to improve his eating establishment.
... not to mention, one who "does brunch".
Mind your own business....its not like you can afford to eat at a French restaurant you dizzy mother fucker
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Re: Ok, Getbiggers....Was I Right Or Wrong On This??????
Vince is a damn funny Hebrew
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Re: Who is the fake Vince Goodrum?
Often imitated
Never duplicated,
Always lubricated,
Sometimes penetrated.
To the impertinent simulacrum, step off, poor mimic, there is no copying our mellifluous Vince. >:(
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Lie is hard....
I was working at Sears and Roebuck for the last 8 years. I was head cashier and seller of merchandise. However, recently I was laid off from work and me and my girlfriend of 2 years separated. Not to mention the transmission on my car is totally shot and I have next to nothing in my bank account to buy a new car.
Any advice?
Don’t let your current situation get you down mate there are plenty good opportunities available
Work for Johnny falcon mowing lawns
Start a homosexual relationship with Vince Goodrum CSN MFT HHP and live off his income while you do housekeeping duties in his new home
Claim to have fallen on hard times and get a fellow Getbigger to ask the rest of getbig for money on your behalf that you promise to pay back at an unspecified point in the future before leaving getbig forever
Catch aids due to dubious activities in rabbit themed attire so you qualify for sick/disability benefits
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Actually never ate a "prison burrito". Those.are for "your kind"..
Ever wonder why you don't have any friends? Or why you be always been single? (besides your cucumber gyno-tits and stretch mark-covered love handles)
Lonely life you have.
Yes, I would trade my present life for you're fabolous life of an unemployed "fitness trainer" with a long criminal record who lives in a basement and still gets money from his homosexual dad and his partner in order to buy food and clothing.
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Hello Getbig!
So its been about 5 years since I was last on here. Which means I have some updates and some tips for y'all. Some things I have done and some things I have learned.
WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING
- Earned a B.S. in Business Management in May 2015, a Masters in Divinity with an emphasis in Pastoral Counseling in 2017, and a Masters in Theology with an emphasis in Biblical Studies last month (May 2018).
- Moved from Sacramento to Virginia back to Manteca where I am now applying for jobs and thinking about going back to school for another degree in Theology.
- Picked up basketball as a hobby and, before I injured my knee, was able to jump up and grab the rim. 8)
- Have gotten into doing uphill sprints and bleachers for fun and exercise and have greatly increased my speed as a result.
- Been lifting with weights once a week and focusing on functional strength
- Been doing 7 minutes of planks and sit-ups each day for a month now
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WHAT I HAVE LEARNED
- Boneless wings are overpriced nuggets and chicken drumsticks are inexpensive jumbo wings
- We can trust in the love and mercy of Jesus no matter what we are going through
- Muscles grow best with explosive reps, with heavy weights, with hard contractions
- Eating should not be complicated. Focus on meats. Include some fruits and veggies. Drink plenty of liquids. Avoid too much saturated fat. Keep total calories somewhat reasonable. Otherwise, eat when your hungry and eat as much as you want till your full. Hard to go wrong.
- Argument is counter-productive. The Socratic method is much more effective.
Now tell me, Getbig, how is it going? What have yall been up to? Who is still around, and who has left?
(cue the deep tissue massage references and the bunny pictures in 3, 2, 1... ;D )
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well, we were gone
Look at the ultra brave jizz eating cock sucking toggaf yapping his mouth after we decided to move on. Ohhhhh how brave waiting til the last account is gone THEN opening up your cock holster.. We were gone because we decided to leave. Now that this hide behind a screenname mouthpiece opens his yap we are back with more accounts. You really are the fucking queen of all talk behind a screen. As much as I hate ESFitness at least he mans up, throws himself out there and says here I am come get me. You, youre just a pathetic cross dressing over used anal hole who shudders at the thought of confrontation. Because of this clown, we are still here, and you can visit us at a poker forum if you find the right one
Are you done?
No one is scared of you. No one cares about you. If you're glowing achievement consists of interrupting everyone's regularly scheduled posting because you were removed due to being a nutcase that threatened children and women, realize that the biggest owning ever on this site was delivered to you. You took the bait. You made this nonsense your sole purpose for existing.
Years from now this forum will cease to exist. People will move on with their lives and tend to their family and friends just as they always do in between signing on and off of this forum. You, in turn, will sit there as you've always sat, alone, depressed and with no purpose to exist. You will continue to serve as the aging compost of this world that unlike your close competitor, manure, will only serve as good food for maggots.
Bravo in your attempts at terrorizing an internet forum. You've certainly owned us all and made us cringe in fear at the sheer thought of signing into an anonymous web forum.
Now go and sit there with the empty sounds of your little shack considering the fact that outside of this forum your existence means nothing.
"1"
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Pellius, care to relive that post you made about being a security guard at a complex while one of your co-workers had sex with a child who lived in that complex, and you knew about it, and did nothing...
Nothing to relive. Someone told me that someone he knew was having sex with a teenager.
I witness nothing. I was involved in nothing.
Now, care to relive this post that you made?
Imagine you came home and found your gay tween with this guys cock lodged in his ass while he did a reach around and jerked of his hard cock
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwkHYEHc7EbqAsk4NhZVFPzHL4ACgERNCjJr6gCXvxwqiuUXgSJA)
I bet the kid would remember it forever
would you high five your tween son later on?
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Like I said, you keep reposting things out of context. And you know this.
I made those posts trying to shame the guys who were supporting adults having sex with boys.
But... you... know... this....
So you are a liar, and that is to cover up the truth about yourself, isn't it pedolust.
FitnessFrenzy outed as a pedolust supporter.
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FitnessFrenzy outed as a pedolust supporter.
I don't take sides in that debate between you and pellius. I merely posted the whole debate. Readers can judge it how they want.
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I don't take sides in that debate between you and pellius. I merely posted the whole debate. Readers can judge it how they want.
Oh really, the whole debate huh? Except that bit at the end I had to post for you.
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Oh really, the whole debate huh? Except that bit at the end I had to post for you.
You're such a sensitive cuckhold, haha
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You're such a sensitive cuckhold, haha
well we should expect mongoloids like you and pellius to stick together
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But you're not just a "physical" wreck are you...
it's also your mind
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=615860.0;attach=689798;imag)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=615860.0;attach=690060;image)
What do you attribute that to? Is it your mongoloid fascination with white children?
You got fuked by a man as a boy. It torments your every waking moment. You're obsessed with sexual perversion. It's all you post about. Even if it's not the subject there are always pedo/gay overtones. How often do I post about white children? I've never had sex with a teen or preteen ever. Nobody here really believes that I have. Not even you. But you still persist in your fantasy. You so want to believe it. So you don't feel so alone.
You've had a dick in your mouth and in your ass at a time when you weren't emotionally ready. We get it. Do something about it. Get help and learn to accept what you have become and just move on.
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well we should expect mongoloids like you and pellius to stick together
'we'?
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Hello Getbig!
I for one would have preferred that the disgusting faggut AidsBomb never have come back.
Arrogant, pretentious filt!
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I for one would have preferred that the disgusting faggut AidsBomb never have come back.
Arrogant, pretentious filt!
Remember, it's never 'just another day' on Getbig..
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Re: Bodybuilding Lookalikes Pics
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=102892.0;attach=762973;image)
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I for one would have preferred that the disgusting faggut AidsBomb never have come back.
Arrogant, pretentious filt!
Agreed
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Agreed
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Re: Nether Animal's Passing
Nether Animal has at least 20 gimmick accounts on this board. He is a disgusting human being who tried to sabotage a 27 year old woman (whom he treated like garbage) after she left him.
He is a toxic person who was exposed as a psycho who has been posting on websites that cater towards rejected men... websites that teach men how to manipulate their way back into the lives of women (who have rejected them)
Now Nether Animal is trying to get more attention by pretending that he is dead (he is a sick fuck who is clearly jealous of the attention that Radical Plato received after he legitimately died)
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Re: Would you date a chick with herpes?
I would marry Sophie if she had full blown AIDS and $100K in unpaid student loans.
(https://i.redd.it/455khl46ua911.jpg)
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Re: Donated My Last Body Gym Elite Total Trainer Pilates Machines Today
Well, this is a somewhat sad day. I decided to donate the last Body Gym Elite Total Trainer Pilates I owned. I sold these awesome machines from 2005 until 2013 when the company shut down. In all, I prob sold close to 2000 of these bad boys. This particular one was also part of my arsenal in training for the 2009 NGA Night Of Champions as well. I had also modified this one to take Olympic Plates for some serious hack squats. The only thing I have left now is the manual and 2 cease and desist letters from Total Gym Inc. One last picture. My the new owner achieve their fitness goals
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Pick it up and carry it, you lazy fuck.
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(https://s8.postimg.cc/yu4bxzcg5/sloth.png)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xG9wS_rBGM0/TVRWiAu9syI/AAAAAAAAADs/350zFQII5RY/s1600/20.jpg)
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Re: Post your favorite GIF's
(http://i.chzbgr.com/full/8217012992/h12D33617/)
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another pathetic post from you.
Vince Basile, id love to go to a French bakery with you and eat cheese, croissants and drink wine near the beach.
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Who dies first, where/in what room, by whom/what method and who Survives?
Hunters:
Cswol with Machete
Soul Crusher with CrossBow + Aquafina
Groink with Hatchet
Inhabitants:
Booty in Guestroom
Flower in Sewing Room
Shizzo in Parlor (takin a swig of vodka)
True Adonis in Library (of course)
A_Ahmed in Storage
Straw Man in Guest Apartment
Falcon in Random Room (randomly decided at start)
Parker (arriving on Round 4)
Chick (in Room 7)
AnabolicHalo (Always starts in the Foyer)
Lobsa in the Maid's Room
(http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Youre_Next_SDCC_Poster_7_16_13.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=491831.0;attach=533362;image)
The Characters
Shizzo
Cannot move until Round 2. (due to intoxication)
Roll a Die, Move him Randomly until Round 6 when he sobers up.
Special Ability: When confronted by a Hunter, Shizzo can escape the Encounter by Rolling a 6, Declaring himself King.
Move him to an adjacent space if King.
Groink
Does Double-Damage to Booty
Special Ability: Cannot be defeated by normal means (as the other Hunters).
Can only be defeated by an Inhabitant with Item: Mugshot.
Mugshot can be found randomly either in Library, GameRoom, Lounge or Atrium.
Soul Crusher
Special Ability: Can add +1 to movement due to having better cardio than the other Hunters.
Soul Crusher can also hit Targets in adjacent rooms with his Crossbow (if the Door is open and he has Line of Sight)
Immune to damage from Straw Man
If he is in the same room where an Inhabitant has dropped Item: Aquafina Bottle, Soul Crusher must stay in that very room until he rolls three 1s on four dice. Only then can he continue to move.
CSWOL
Special Ability: -1 to Damage Taken (due to excessive blubber)
Can only move 1 room per turn (being a bit slower)
Can Enforce a SHUTDOWN once per Game.
FALCON
Special Ability: +5 Constitution from detoxing with carrots and river water.
Can only be harmed by exposure to heme-iron. (Heme-Iron is found in Kitchen, 50 % chance)
AnabolicHalo
Special Rules: During Round 3 and Onwards, Roll a Special Rules-Dice.
If you roll 4-6, the Person playing AnabolicHalo needs to grab the AnaboHalo-character from the board and shout out "TIME TO GET THE GIRLS!" and leave the room for 25 minutes.
When returning, the player needs to put the AnaboHalo-character back in the Foyer, if the game is still on and nobody has won yet.
If AnabolicHalo ever spots the Lobsa-character, he must always move towards that character.
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lol ;D river water detox
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Nasser soiled thong moment at 1:25.
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Tony, you have to be able to laugh at yourself to survive on this forum. Heck, we all want to strangle someone who targets us and posts crap just to stir the shit out of us.
Maybe you could have a fund to find some of these guys. Should be fun to post a photo of them with your foot on their heads! Not that I approve of physical violence.
If we let anonymous dorks push our buttons and then react we are owned by them. These big mouths never show up at our gyms to tell us anything face to face. I wonder
why that is?
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Nasser soiled thong moment at 1:25.
:D
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Brilliant!!
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Re: Anyone ordering......
The Gift Box by Phil Heath? Plans start for under $27 US dollars.
(http://i67.tinypic.com/2e3x351.jpg)
I use it.
Don't have time to figure out workouts and the way they lay it out just makes it simple. You go in, do what they say, and the results speak for themselves.
I've put 2 inches on my arms and taken an inch off my shoulder width in just two months.
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Sex tape? Seems they bought him a hooker -
(https://i.redd.it/yabdhhzp6kd11.jpg).
Thread on it - http://www.reddit.com/r/Delraymisfits/comments/93tr8r/big_lou_gonna_drop_the_sex_tape_jane_the_goblin/ .
Genova blackmailed - https://www.reddit.com/r/Delraymisfits/comments/92wjqc/big_lou_is_auctioning_off_sith_lords_sextape/ .
So if he's legally handicapped and can't make decisions about his own finances, is it legal to make a sex tape of him? In the US its illegal to hire a hooker in the first place, but I guess if you record it, its technically legal as a porno flick. But just doesn't sit right that it features a mentally handicapped guy....
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His muse? A googly-eyed nellie. The palette and paint? His manly diastema which only adds a raw, visceral character to his carefully crated words. His canvas? The very soul of bodybuilding known as Getbig...He is Getbig's own, Vincent Van Schmoe™...
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QdhZgfvERZw/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Re: Questions for John Hansen, Were you ever tempted?
So is Ronnie Coleman natural?
Yeah, Ronnie Coleman is a genuine lifetime natural. Anything else you dopes want to know?
Since you asked -
1) Do you ever feel bad about fixing the 1970 Mr. Canada?
2) Does it grate on you that no one cares about the Bicep Supinator machine, and your life's work is something people have done with dumbbells for decades?
3) Did you ever feel strange walking in on, and photographing strangers wakes?
4) Do you still have a BBW fetish?
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Re: McDonald's is pure garbage.
Vince Basile and The Fixing of The 1970 Mr. Canada -
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Vince Basile explains that it was a shitty contest -
"Melvin and Bob are on a mission to dismiss me any way they can. So they cling to the notion that I won Mr Canada because I was the only competitor. What a load of rubbish. What is true is because it was held in Vancouver for the first time only one competitor from Quebec represented Eastern Canada. No one was from Toronto. So, yes, it was a much depleted lineup but you can win only if you show up. Very few BC guys enterred early Mr Canada contests because of the distance to Quebec where they were usually held because Ben Weider lived there.
Walter Milner and John Mikl who placed 4th and 5th went on to win Mr Canada later on. Philippe Alfani from Montreal came 3rd and Ken Rivard from Vancouver was 2nd. There were 13 judges including Chuck Sipes. I got 8 out of the 13 votes for first so Ken could easily have won that day. I won best poser and best legs and Ken won best arms, back and chest. Walter won best abs and most muscular. We called him cuts in those days. He was from Moosehorn, Manitoba. He died from a fall as a window cleaner. What a great guy he was. There was also a Mr Pacific Northwest Contest that day for people from Alaska, BC, Washington and Oregon. We didn't get many competing so I won that easily. That was a good day for me. You can only imagine the envy that hapless Melvin Goodrum has for anyone who won a national title. Since I bag him regularly on Getbig he is keen to retaliate so questions my victory and suggests I was a heavy drug user. Ha. Even Bob doubts that I took as little as I did. What the hell would that stooge know? Guys like him think they know everything but end up stooges for others who really run bodybuilding. I wouldn't let him sell tickets for a chook raffle in a pub!"
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=313320.25 .
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"I picked 15 judges but 13 were there. Ken Rivard got 5 and I got 8 first place votes. I picked intelligent, independent, experienced and unbiased people. Chuck Sipes picked me which I felt good about. It was a close contest and I was surprised that I won."
Post 21 here -
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=349068.0 .
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Vince admits Chuck Sipes was a (paid?) guest poser -
Post 60 -
"Chuck Sipes was the guest poser. He also put on a strongman display where he bent a steel spike and a steel bar. He had the announcer read out some hype while he was doing his feats. He bent a 6 inch nail by wrapping a small towel around it. Then presto, one bend and it was U-shaped. He then tossed the spike to the audience where it was passed around. Several of us went out and bought steel nails to see how we could go. The 6 inch nail was fairly easy but in fairness to Chuck, he bent it much quicker than any of us. I was able to bend a 7 inch nail after some practice"
Vince had a bone to pick with the second place winner -
Post 69 - "Ken Rivard was a loner. I don't know his background but I used to hang around English Bay Beach in Vancouver and Ken was there occasionally. I knew him from the gym so we were mates. Somehow he turned on me before the Mr Canada and acted rather cocky and ruthless. I would have helped him with his posing but he dismissed me. Things like that got to me and inside I wanted to show him."
Vince was Ray Beck's right hand man -
Post 65 -
"Here is the article published in Muscle Builder around 1970. Bob should shake his sorry head but I guess his toupee might fall off! LOL. What does he know about bodybuilding history?
Ray Beck didn't write that article but I did. I put Ray's name there so I wouldn't sound like a big head. I wasn't paid for the article or the photos which cost me something."
Post 77 -
"Ray Beck didn't have much money to promote the contest properly and I think he lost money on the show. Heck, he had to pay the IFBB a big fee, in those days, just to stage the contest. Roz and I helped Ray
with the contest and I was working for Ray at the time in one of his gyms. Would you believe he asked me to select the judges! That wasn't easy. I had to find guys who were independent, honest and who had integrity. I picked two guys I knew well."
Snippits taken from this thread -
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=313320.0 .
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Gimmicks on getbig:
1) Bump their own forgotten threads from weeks/months ago.
2) Give themselves, and each other, props for posts no one else responded to.
3) Are staunch defenders of people with herpes and STIs in general.
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They raped her and then they asked her: “do you have respect for Mohammed?”
WTF.
Rape is the most pitiful crime that a man can commit. It’s such an obviously pathetic crime that it indicates to the world that the man cannot find a willing sex partner. Yeah dude I’m sure she has respect for Mohammed ::)
I can’t imagine how shitty it must be in the Middle East. Most likely, rape’s by the millions... we just didn’t hear about it until it happened in Europe
Imagine how many times danimal77/nether_animal has fantasized about doing that to his ex who broke his life.
That psychopath is probably stalking a unsuspecting woman right now (Looking to spread his freshly acquired STD).
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Vince has more estrogen flowing though his veins than a birth control factory. A bullet to his fat lip'ed face is the only solution to his miserable existence.
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"Nope, perfectly happy at this weight."
said noone and meant it, ever
Should I bulk up some more for you, stud?
How much would you like me to weigh?
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Re: Schwarzenegger Junior looking beefy
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He's on heavy doses of bologna, pizzona, cheeseburgona
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I wonder if the fart smelled? :-\
Fucking disgusting whore.
tell the truth bro, you would tongue that booty :D
Haha for hours mate
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Re: Who remembers the time Derek Anthony spit on Vince?
That was in 2006, that's part of what led to the spit. I got him back by faxing a picture if him stripping with a police hat on to the substation where he had applied for a job
Typical behaviour of a scorned woman! No homo.
The real question is: who doesn't remember it?
But Vince got the last laugh. Gotta give it to Vince, he’s one resilient kielbasa dealer.
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Re: Mel B in rehab for sex addiction
The nudes / topless shots, lightly done up -
https://i.redd.it/k76tzrr9j3t01.jpg .
Those are some nasty bolt-ons. The scars don’t help, either.
Like others say, the broad is a filthy whore, period. Pumping out random kids from random guys, spreading her legs for random Joes, drinking a tonne, annoying everyone with her wretched voice and useless opinions.
Scary indeed.
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Re: Eddie Murphy to launch 10th kid
watched Trading places so many times as a kid ;D
I guess he can be an honorary ni@@er for that
filthy mudsharks thou...
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Re: Caught a waitress eating out of fucking food!!!
Like someone said above, some hungry 6 dollar an hour waitress eats a chip and vince goes wild, some 250 pound man spits his in his face and he does nothing.Says it all about the mans character really.
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Fuck off
You're really fat and you probably smell like old jockstraps that fell behind the lockers and have baffled the janitorial staff at a local World Gym trying to make sense of the persistent admixture of Roquefort and black feet permeating the unit.
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Is there a way we can somehow cut out 99% of this video and just leave the 1:49-1:54 mark intact along with sound?
This is some of Vince's best work. I'd much rather repeat this at my local gym prior to "going to war with the iron" than Ronnie Coleman's "Lightweight Baby Booooooooo!!!".
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I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
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Those eyes have mass shooter written all over them. I fully expect him to shoot up a church in the near future.
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Honestly who dressed this jamoke.
Marshall’s suit separates and the old “same color tie as shirt” trick. Really makes the tie invisible to the naked eye.
Ceiling panels scream 28k a year. Dead eyes scream mass shooter.
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Yeah that's one for the books. Fucking great response all around. Talk about nailing it in one short post.
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I did earn a patent for my biceps supinator. I was pleased because the head of an engineering department at Sydney University couldn't solve the problem of having two degrees of freedom in an exercise machine with two weight stacks. Even Arthur Jones couldn't solve this problem. He was the one that alerted me to the desirability of having resistance for supination and rotation for the biceps. On my machine you can do that independently or simultaneously. I have no doubt that my machine is one of the most complicated pulley machines ever installed in gym on this planet.[/color]
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Re: The story of Cheath stealing a Superbowl Champions 100K bracelet...
Episode 44, if true, Phil really is an odd duck... 2 sides to every story though.
https://www.advicesradio.com/tracks/blood-sweat-and-gear
Blood Sweat & Gear 44:
NFL Super Bowl winner Jimmy Kennedy joins Skip Hill, S2H and Scott McNally to tell a story about IFBB
Pro Phil Heath and a missing bracelet worth 100k.
I have no doubt Phil stole and sold that shit. WOW! Makes sense why Phil had a bodyguard at the Olympia back in 2016. He truly is a piece of shit and it's all coming back on him now. WOW!
Wait till Naturalwonder sees this. Ha!
Serial thief, serial adulterer, general scumbag. When this hits bodybuilding mainstream, it's not going to be pretty for Phil.
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Thank goodness I don't need a cane yet. :)
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Just posted...and you shouldn't be making phony hair appointments with my ex before I pull the records you stalker
Good luck with that. Hahahahahahaa. Fuck your ex and fuck your threads and videos. :-*
I coded the backoffice... it uses cookies so even with private browsing, it's of no use. I can check the last places you surfed on the web
Let's hear 'em.
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What's funny is I basically just reposted the link to his ex's facebook 'business' on here (til he moaned and got it deleted). I never called or took any hair appointments...why would I bother? The point was to ridicule his cross-eyed, pink-haired bottom bitch ex-husband. What other people may have done after that, I have no idea and couldn't give a shit. Vince is so easily triggered.
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What's funny is I basically just reposted the link to his ex's facebook 'business' on here (til he moaned and got it deleted). I never called or took any hair appointments...why would I bother? The point was to ridicule his cross-eyed, pink-haired bottom bitch ex-husband. What other people may have done after that, I have no idea and couldn't give a shit. Vince is so easily triggered.
Bullshit, you contacted him you stalker. You're the one that's triggered because you cant win any argument. You know the rules around....no family shit.
Come at me...not someone who doesnt post or have any relationship with me any longer
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Bullshit, you contacted him you stalker. You're the one that's triggered because you cant win any argument. You know the rules around....no family shit.
Come at me...not someone who doesnt post or have any relationship with me any longer
Nope. I don't even have Facebook and there was no contact info in that linked I posted. If you knew who'd PMed it to me, you'd probably burst out laughing. And Vissy is not family, he's an ex. I posted Tbombz's FB posts after someone sent it to me and nobody cared about that, either. I've never talked to anyone off the site (yet) and don't plan to. I do want to meet chaos, pray_4_war and a couple of like-minded guys, but that's about it. The rest of you are just names on a screen I don't think about when I log off.
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Nope. I don't even have Facebook and there was no contact info in that linked I posted. If you knew who'd PMed it to me, you'd probably burst out laughing. And Vissy is not family, he's an ex. I posted Tbombz's FB posts after someone sent it to me and nobody cared about that, either. I've never talked to anyone off the site (yet) and don't plan to. I do want to meet chaos, pray_4_war and a couple of like-minded guys, but that's about it. The rest of you are just names on a screen I don't think about when I log off.
I suspect that V³ is just embarrassed having dipped his wick in that googlie-eyed cross between a human, a Pug and a Pekinese pooch, or could it be that the QV plunged his Liberace inspired Mandelabra of Assculinity into V³'s Tunnel of Love? Or did he consider his throbbing wang of whoopie to be the legendary Sexcalibur and V³'s anus the star (and eye) crossed lovers sword in the stone and when he pulled out of V³ (doesn't sound manly - he should leave it in there and get the job done!) he was coronated the Queen of the Trailer Park? He really bottomed out if he bottomed for QV...
Regardless, he is embarrassed.
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Would love for Vissy to style my hair.
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Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Saw this video today. Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members. He definitely had some great threads. :D
Too bad I don't understand spoken Portuguese. The automatic subtitles kinda help (they're not perfect thou) and I have a grasp of what's going on.
- SMM introduces himself as a chess player with a Guinness record for playing blind against a bunch of other players.
- He mentions he's the autor of several papers in finances, education, technology, etc.
- He introduces an AI for automated investment called Saturno V.
- He claims a annual ROI of 46% on average.
- He asks for 500k reais (USD 124k) for 10% of the "company".
- The sharks don't understand how his system works.
- The 2 women seem to think he's a bullshitter and ask a lot of questions.
- One of the sharks calls him out because the CMV (Exchange and Securities Commission of Brazil) banned SMM from managing other people's money in 2013.
- SMM reponds by saying that he's just selling part of his investment software, therefore he's not violating the CMV norms.
- One shark offers the 500k reais for 25% of the "company". SMM counter offer is 10.09%. The shark says there's no deal.
- No one else is interested. They seem to think he's a cheat.
Not a pedo, an animal "lover". Something about chickens and if an egg can fit..... :-X
I've been corrected, definitely had some pedo inspired posts.
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Nope. I don't even have Facebook and there was no contact info in that linked I posted. If you knew who'd PMed it to me, you'd probably burst out laughing. And Vissy is not family, he's an ex. I posted Tbombz's FB posts after someone sent it to me and nobody cared about that, either. I've never talked to anyone off the site (yet) and don't plan to. I do want to meet chaos, pray_4_war and a couple of like-minded guys, but that's about it. The rest of you are just names on a screen I don't think about when I log off.
Do you actually ever log off?
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Would love for Vissy to style my hair.
Me too, except I have no hair.
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Do you actually ever log off?
No, you moron, the system doesn't let anyone log off, which is why it says you're on for 8 days, 40 days, 300 days, etc.
I think you meant to passively aggressively ask if I ever leave the forum. The answer is clearly yes, everyone does. You can unpause man-sucks-off-rotteweiler.mp4 video in VLC Player now.
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dude it is so normal to panic in an existance/world that is anything but normal
thanks daddy waddy.. :) i wish you would go back on some steroids and get that killer body back.. if you do.. i can deep throat 12 inches.. :)
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Re: Caitlin Jenner out pulling the average getbigger
Fuck both of those trannies....Kardashian street trash
And i guess Vissy was dime piece, right?
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Getbig will get the biggest shock in its life when BIG PAPA RON decides to pull the plug.
yes on a butt plug
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Re: What makes you feel nostalgic?
Sometimes I get nostalgic about chicks I used to screw. It usually doesn't last long.
this , its my way of being proud of my life
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Re: For $35, Jay Cutler will Pretend to be your Friend!
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Re: For $35, Jay Cutler will Pretend to be your Friend!
Lol comedy gold
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Re: ShawnRay.Tv: Unleashed- Too Many Olympia Qualifying Shows?
Shawn Ray is an old fat clown who never gave anything back to bodybuilding fans when he was somebody. Now he’s a nobody and thinks anyone cares what he has to say or think. He always trained like a weak pussy and never discussed drugs despite being the only bodybuilder in history to lose a title over a failed drug test. Without muscles he is useless to us now and should be taken out to pasture and put down.
He's the type of guy that won't share an orange.
He enjoys sharing Lee Priest ex-girlfriends. Maybe he has some sort of male fluid addiction.
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classy as always, ridiculing someone's communication difficulties because English isn't their first language. Good ol' tolerant prime pondering his thoughts outloud while sucking off another smegma lollypop in the dark rooms at the back of his local adult bookstore.
Adult bookstores are verboten in my lily white, gated community. -Just wondering, how does one ponder thoughts out loud whilst sucking a lollipop?
no idea, only one of us sucks dick and it isn't me
so isn't this part of your curriculum when talking young guys into 'exploring their masculinity in a safe and loving way with a protective man' with your coming-of-age sales pitch?
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no ass, no glory. :(
I’d hammer her with a condom, sure. Let her choke on my cack.
But she’s hugely deteriorated from her prime years.
I also get the distinct feeling her ham sandwich stinks more often than not and she has perpetual coffee breath.
Britney is also always on the cusp of a mental breakdown. You just know it.
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dreamies.de (https://www.dreamies.de)
Bet he would trade her in for an extra inch on his arms
I’m pretty sure that’s his wife and not his daughter.
how cute they pray for his kidneys
but no worries she has two...
She better spend as much time with him as she can while he’s still here.
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Re: Ronnie Coleman "i might never walk again"
mr scott ronnie is so dumb the reason why he has so many kids is he didnt know your supposed to pull out before you cum ronnie" yeah buddy im about to cum aint nutting but a ronnie nut"
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Sinead O’Connor: “Truly I never wanna spend time with white people again”
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sinead-o-connor-truly-never-142922669.html
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Re: What to say to self to motivate self to go out solo
My outlook is kinda bleek. Im doing better physically had one beer today hadnt had any beers around 8 days, i lose the drive for emotionally investing in more hoes , the bigger picture of life weighs heavyier , not sure of my perspective to choose, i seem to be choosing the perspective of fuck it all in a social / relationship perspective
I still enjoy the grind and challenge of work, had a water pipe bust on me today while under a house kinda funny i ...i hope to never give up on the basics , working hard, looking after parents and taking care of my health n veganism
Stop being a pussy. Go out and pull some trailer trim
true probably next saturday bro, im actually in a pick up artist club on face book and some young dude hit me up to be a wingman, its silly but will be interesting
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I'm sorry I just couldn't help save a racist getbigger from a fire. :-\
You’d be too busy looting.
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Re: Current Jlo (shmoe related)
she's a half century old and still looks genuinely beautiful and stateuesque. Thats what good genes looks like, unlike many of her peers who have borderline craniofacial dystrophy and compensate by applying standard "im hot" identity wear, even the jaw surgery and routine fillers can't save them. Can you imagine what miley cyrus will look like at 50? Ew guy.
On the other hand, any woman who is still "dating" at that age is a complete fucking mess in her personal life, I'm sure.
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Re: Lookin' good!
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Pushing 60 and looks 27!
55 years old - check
Wife Beater - check
Backward Cap - check
Early 2000 model car - check
***Nuttin Else Matters*** - check
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Re: WYHI? (She is a communist)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/he-believes-talking-about-politics-on-a-first-date-is-impolite-shes-a-communist/2018/11/21/0de9c1c2-dd1c-11e8-85df-7a6b4d25cfbb_story.html
What a cuck. Let’s her hold the umbrella and gets rained on. She only cares about herself.
Liberal women are total whores. They do anything in bed because they are empowered.
The first woman to eat my ass was a green hair liberal.
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Re: Meet the Hottest Member of the Australian Women's Handball Team -
(https://preview.redd.it/pv2dziv8rv221.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d596ee816c403d94e2527982835bf3a9035762e3).
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"How do balls taste?"
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"LOL bitches, get back in the kitchen!"
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So, how much did he sell it to you for?
This is 100% not Johnny Falcon. Not even fucking close. From the drastically improved grammar, to the now outing of yourself by posting up a screen cap that shows "Persian" wannabe playboy/pick-up artist Arash Dibazar, clearly you are pretending to pass yourself as Johnny.
Come on man, why not just register a regular account and call it a day?
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Re: I have a good pof pic and have realized one thing
Most are stupid and crazy as you well know im not man hating, i get around 60% response with just saying 'hey'...
I realized if you want play you have to be a total liar, lie about everything... I have game and dont compliment but talking to them is one disaster after another... From small talk to deep talk it both fails after a few messages
My pic is literally an 8.5 or 9 these hoes are 6's to 9's... Ive been cutting carbs in evenin n upping protien im improving, these hoes will hit me up but when i push to meet they get shy, otherones seem to get offended about one small disagreement then youre on the out
I remember that....remember the time I wrote you on Bodybuilding.com when you decided to show your weiner that you would be a legend one day???
Can u bros stop being gay posting photos of me its like im asking for help but all u weirdos wanna just worship my body like some fagget neeguls
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gymrat tough guys... Another fight that will never happen
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gymrat tough guys... Another fight that will never happen
I like how Jay melts down when Lenny says: "I love you" ;D
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apparantly "Big Lenny" is full homo and is sucking off black dudes
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Best thread on GetBig !! LOL ;D
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Re: should jay cutler be forced to donate sperm?
jay has made it clear that he isnt interested in having children.
but his genetics are very, very rare.
surely he isnt doing mankind any favors if he and his genes would die.
You want to have a baby with him?
no, just his semen.
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Re: Arnold's son imitates his dad's famous pose
Do the other 2 legit sons acknowledge the bastard mexican? i've never seen them in photos together.
Yes, they call him to mow the lawn or clean the pool
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Re: Trading blows with a homeless man
So I had to go into town and while there I did a workout at the 24 hr fitness on Bishop Street which is just down the street from the courthouse.
After my workout I went to McDonald's and got their buy one QP with cheese and get another for a dollar. I then realized that the place was so crowded that there was nowhere to sit so I had to go outside.
They have long gotten rid of any tables and chairs along the walkway at Fort Street Mall (an outside mall because the homeless take it over. So with nowhere else to go I just find a vacant out of way space and sit cross-legged on the ground.
As I am eating my QP with cheese a homeless guy comes up to me and points at my other QP and says he wants it. I look at him with disgust and say that I want it too, that's why I bought it. He then tells me he's hungry and points again at my sandwich and says, "You have one. Give me the other one." I just tell him that I'm hungry too and want both of them. That's why I bought two. He then flips me off and walks away.
I'm kind of pissed at that filty piece of shit but whatever.
He then comes back and stands about five yards aways from me and stares at me. I'm still just sitting there and I say, "Is there a problem?" He's wearing these baggy short and just lifts up one side of his shorts and shows me his cock. Doesn't say anything but just looks at my with his cock hanging out. I'm like WTF? So I look at him bewildered and actually say, "What the fuck?" He doesn't say anything but just stands there in front of me and everybody else walking through the mall with his shorts up and his cock hanging out.
I'm really caught off guard and thinking what should I do. Then I just decide I'm going to kick his ass. So I stand up and make my way toward him. I am somewhat surprised that he doesn't run away but actually adopts a fighting stance and says, "Let's go!"
He has both hands up near his chin and starts bouncing around like a boxer. I put my hands up and we square off. He's actually throwing some jabs with his left lead and then roundhouse kicks me on the inner knee of my right leg (I'm a South Paw). I then say to myself, "Shit, does everybody train in MMA now?" MMA is the most popular sport in Hawaii now and we have more MMA and BJJ schools per square mile than any State in the US. It's like everybody is into it. I guess since we really don't have a football, basketball, or baseball team MMA is the only way we can make a name for ourselves.
Anyway, I'm a bit taller than he was and close the distance and throw an overhead left that catches him solid right of the right side of his forehead. This causes him to turn to his left and bend forward. Then I give him a front snap kick square on the face with my left leg (I'm wearing shoes). He goes to the ground.
I wanted like to give him a few kicks to body while he was on the ground but I heard someone say, "Brah, the cops are coming." And I look up and there's a crowd around me. I decided to high tail it out of there. As I was taking off, I paused briefly and headed back to get my other QP with cheese. "Don't want to forget this," I said as the crowd laughed.
My car was parked about a block away and as I was making my way in that direction I saw a bus coming. I decided to hop on the bus and just get out of there. I figure if the cops caught me they would have to make up a report and all that stuff but if I was nowhere to be found and it was just the homeless guy they wouldn't give a shit and I can pick up my car tomorrow. Everybody is so sick of these street people making lives miserable for decent tax paying citizens that just want to go about their business in peace that I'm pretty sure that even with all the cameras in the area I'll be OK.
Anyway, while sitting at the bus I'm thinking, "Jeeze, I'm close to 60 years old and I'm still throwing hands with low lives." I then notice that my right knee hurts a bit and my left hand is swollen and I can't make a fist. You would think that I could get through a street fight with a homeless guy unscathed but the years really takes its toll. Now I won't won't be able to train for who knows how long. The hand doesn't seem broken but just swollen. The skull is the hardest part of your body and fist will break first before a solid skull. That's why it's always good to keep your chin tucked in.
A man has a right to defend his qp with chesse.
Was it a nice cock? Asking for a friend
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We all know your preference for fat shapeless arms.
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Look upon my arms, Pellius, and be amazed! Big, solid and strong.
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Re: Which old timers are still here??
I haven’t been around in years. How many of the guys from way back when are still here? Kiwiol? Man of Steel? SSBG?
Been here over 15yrs.
14 years this year
your folks must be proud
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We all recognize your writing style and political world view.
If you weren't 240 you could easily have proven us wrong. You won't because you can't.
It's retarded to you because you've been outed.
But like I said, if this was me I'd lie about too.
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Can U get me signed image of other Vince , many thanx's ,,,,,,,,,,,it would look nice in my beach shacks 'out house' 8)
Just drink a few gallon of orange juice and 40 raw eggs then explosively shit up the outhouse walls. End result will look practically identical
Edit - rereading I see you meant the white Vince, please disregard post
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Re: Which old timers are still here??
I think I first started posting here 13 years ago.
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1st photoshop in more than a year...still got some skills ;) 8)
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No way would I let Goodrum stand behind me even if I'm fucking Iggy Azalea.
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Re: You meet a hot chick can you persuade her now, or get her intrigued
Dude the best place to meet girls is at work, I recommend finding a place to work that has a large number of employees (which in turn will have a large number of guests), the probability of you hooking up is tremendously high. You have a chance to mack on coworkers daily, if you have any game you'll be hooking up in no time. Trying to pick up girls at a Walmart is going to be very difficult, however I have picked up a cashier at Wholefoods before, but this was after numerous times of me going in there and always going to her register and making little small talk, it took months.
Exactly. After I fuck all the good looking whores in one job (or at least the ones that will fuck me)............I quit, get a new job and start over..
Don’t dip your pen in company ink
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Re: Celeste Bonin aka Kaitlyn - official appreciation thread
can someone crop PJ out the picture without running it or photoshop Palumbo's head on top of his ?
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Thanks
You are welcome Hippo
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Re: Celeste Bonin aka Kaitlyn - official appreciation thread
She's actually a pretty young lady. Is she still as pretty as before?
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She's actually a pretty young lady. Is she still as pretty as before?
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OMR are you Feeling Ok ?
Have you caught the Straight Bug 🤣😂
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OMR are you Feeling Ok ?
Have you caught the Straight Bug 🤣😂
Hey Illuminati! I promise, I haven't traded my penchant for cock in exchange for vagina.
What I do find is that she has androgynous characteristics (square jaw, strong features) and a great set of legs that can be universally appreciated. I think she is an attractive, dare I say bordering on "handsome", woman.
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Hey Illuminati! I promise, I haven't traded my penchant for cock in exchange for vagina.
What I do find is that she has androgynous characteristics (square jaw, strong features) and a great set of legs that can be universally appreciated. I think she is an attractive, dare I say bordering on "handsome", woman.
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Damn OMR - I thought we got you Converted 😆
I didn’t find her particularly attractive
Probably for the reasons that you did - To Masculine
Keep looking at the Big Tits & Arse Threads & You’ll Be Converted
Ha Ha Ha
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Incredible training motivation. Intense yet homoerotic!
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Hey Illuminati! I promise, I haven't traded my penchant for cock in exchange for vagina.
had to check your username, to see which of the many Getbiggers with that preference, the quote came from. :D
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Re: Video: Brie Larson is an insufferable kunt and RIP to Scarlett Johansson's boobs
Sounds about right. Very poor story telling. You spend a decade setting up and exploring a bunch of beloved characters. Then the in climax some new over-powered Mary Sue swoops in at the last minute and saves the world.
If I was a fan of these Marvel movies I'd be fucking furious. Anyone in the mood for soggy waffles?
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I imagine that even when she is standing up straight you can still see her asshole.
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Re: Does Spending $800 on sneakers make me a man?
LOL at Gilkey. What kind of life have you lived? Those trademark ears would have made you stand out wherever you went. Kids can be cruel as you know.
I dare say having a trait like that can deliver some good because it made you a fighter. No one is going to force you off Getbig! You will post to the bitter end.
I will revisit Hawaii one day. I might even have a burger in that famous downtown McDonalds. It is on my bucket list!
Pretty weak, Vincent. My image has been posted on this boars for years. Photo shopping my ears isn't fooling anyone.
80 years old, man. You're nearly 80 years old. Even your own son finds you contemptible and actively seeks to under mine you.
Your son hates you. Your wife bankrupted you. Nobody ever gave you a break or an opportunity in the business.
What a vile person you must be on real life.
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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
I have two Masters degrees, a 130 IQ, a world class knowledge of a very specific academic area of focus, and the ability to predict the end of movies and TV shows with striking accuracy.
You also caught aids by letting fags assfuck you for a few dollars to buy crack
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Re: Re: TBOMBZ Greatest Hits-Outlandish Quotes/Appreciation Thread
Lies re the bunny suit and not knowing the hole was there. If this was the case 1. He’d have had fucking underwear on and 2. the photo would have been taken from a normal angle not with the camera aimed at the ass. Disgusting
No I was definitely naked before putting it on and I was well aware the owner of the suit was taking "sexy" photos from all different angles. But I was high on meth and hadn't slept for days and wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to anything. If I knew the hole was there I probably still would have posed for the pictures and posted them on Getbig but I certainly wouldn't have put it on my Facebook.
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Response within seconds.
Jeeze man, do you ever leave the computer screen?
And by your avoidance we all know, and expected, your relationship, or lack thereof, with woman.
You're setting yourself up in life for a big fall. Mom and Dad aren't going to be around forever.
hello sir, this is waseem moheem, i am in charge of ratherbebig's social media platform, he's not in right now, do you want to leave a message?
have a nice day!
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In the old Man's Dream
I threw my Heart
into the Cosmic Core
In the old Man's Dream
I left as Son
and returned as (ass) bunny
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Dirty whore is making my dick hurt.
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Re: Ben Pakulski really downsized
What I find odd, is given the importance of diet and training, he doesn't still look like an IFBB pro without the drugs. ??? ???
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https://www.instagram.com/p/ByK2tq_ll7T/
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByDBkcwHr5-/
It was all downhill after he split from his training guru, Dr. Flip Flops.
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thats ironmeisters best work to date!
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Steve Namat - Hard video to find, you can find mention of it, but it's gone. He showed butthole too.
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I think you all should try to follow wiggs advice for a month, what do you have to lose?
start with no porn for a month.
I’d sooner kill myself
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Re: Pellius,I'm ready to fight
Aww how cute, the 60 years old pedophile ''owned ''me ::)
Let's recap you were coming to the states to break arms and choke people to death ,I called your bluff and you went into hiding for 4 days like a real pussy , all of a sudden the Pedo found a couple of E friends and his tiny virtual balls are growing back again.LOL
Nice spin, queer. Nobody buys it. Your posts proves you're the pedo. You claim to challenge me and I'm the one that has incur all the expenses. When I challenged Valentino it was incumbent upon me to go to him at my own expense.
Take note. That's how a man behaves.
If you make a thread directed at me PM me so I know it's there. I don't assume anyone reads the board everyday and notices all threads except for ratherbebig. That's what I do. That's how men behave. Pay attention. There's more to a man than a beret, swashbuckling beard, and a cool name like "Che" that shoots children in the back of the head.
And you imply that you were a Marine, or do you just like to wear the shirt like you do a Che shirt?
Thread number three where I bitch slap you.
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Steve Namat - Hard video to find, you can find mention of it, but it's gone. He showed butthole too.
Wish I could have seen his butthole.i can’t believe I missed it.
I remembered that detail because originally he claimed it was gayish, but women could enjoy it too. That's false. If they're showing butthole, it's for the gays, and in practice, they're far more open to doing gayer things.
Gayish is being generous. I agree the male butthole is predominantly only viewed as an erotic zone by "the gays". There are exceptions. Back in 98' I was fucking fat Bobbi and she wanted to put the old index finger up my ass. Didn't work out too well for her.
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;D
I don't really care if normal people can't comprehend what I say. I could see the current demographic DISASTER coming decades away. It doesn't take a genius to mathematically extrapolate the result of importing people with huge disparities in violent crime, rates of welfare consumption, and general social dysfunction.
It's too bad neurotypicals are so much lower on the IQ scale than autistics and can't see this stuff as clearly as me. But in fairness, I was talking about this stuff way before it became mainstream.
Getbig has always been solid board in regard to being open and honest about this stuff too.
Truth be told... that's why I think people read here so much.
Matt, I can understand what you say. Did you understand what I said? Your delivery is very conspicuous. Your writing is also very strange, being so unmetered, but stylistic oddities are never quite as distracting in text. Text is a lot easier to follow because, once the thought "gee, this guy's delivery sure is devoid of natural tone and rhythm" gets out of the listener's head, the words are still there on the page. Your reasoning is clear and probably doesn't require above 90 IQ to comprehend.
If your brain is capable of imitating human speech with practice, you might someday get a contract with weider or even become the host of generation iron seven.
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Re: 🎇 Random pics 🎇
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This is one of my favorite pigs on planet earth.
Who is this fat whore?
Having sex with a woman like her would be one of my worst nightmares. So much sweat in her crotch and buttcrack. Regular fungal infections. She has a 5 gallon bucket of vag creme in her storage closet.
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Re: Shawn Rhoden charged with Rape - 2019-07-12
Wonder if Glass and the hooded homo were with him. The hooded homo was helping to guide Rhodens cock into the vagina while Glass was supervising make sure the angle was just right.
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Re: Shawn Rhoden charged with Rape - 2019-07-12
Victim blaming. Nice, wholesome quality.
You are just bitter because I didn’t reply to your private message. You are a vile disgusting human being. Don’t try and derail this thread.
LOL! Nice kick in the homo's nuts.
What did he PM you about? I thought he was only interested in cock.
And he is an especially vile and disgusting human being.
Penis lust.... he messaged me professing his love for cock and lee priest and admitted to jealousy.
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That's where low income housing come in.....you can also get a boarding room or stay at a hostel.
Vince, can I move in with you?
Are you a bottom???
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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
She always seemed like a sweet, sincere girl and I'm glad she landed in a wholesome , happy lifestyle.
Fuck out of here.
Dirty whore with bolt-ons, a penoris and multiple clam piercings. Made videos showing her ramming dildos into her scuzzy twathole.
“Wholesome” LOL
She’s sincere alright. Sincere about being a dirty whore.
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So many scandals lately in the BB world and so much gold in this thread.
Love you all, guys!
(still no homo, sorry)
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I am not sure how he is still alive
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So many scandals lately in the BB world and so much gold in this thread.
Love you all, guys!
(still no homo, sorry)
Wow good to see you around mate hope all is well
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I am not sure how he is still alive
he must be barely alive :-\
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So many scandals lately in the BB world and so much gold in this thread.
Love you all, guys!
(still no homo, sorry)
Nice to hear from you DP (teeny bit homo) :-*
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You dont have friends, no one likes you
Oh Jeez not the Bad Smell Again !!
Who Rattled your Chain Shit for Brains
Fuck Off Already
You Worthless Excuse of A Specimen of a Supposed Man.
And Thank Fuck you Definitely aren’t My Friend.
Crawl back under the Dung Heap you Came From.
Dismissed Retard.
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you know shit's got real when primemuscle posts a pic hitting a seductive pose.
I took the photo down because it was not seductive enough. Thanks for reminding me not to post photos here.
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Why would a white man choose to be in the company of such pathetic shitskins.
It's like he's a sexual predator and is saying "two cocks at a time please".
What. The. Fuck.
Life is "more easier": Africans are screaming: Leave us Black folk alone!
Can't scream it any clearer.
Am I the only looking at the African's faces and reading "look, whatever this piece of shit is saying, we agree with". Such A wrong place to start from...
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Hahaha
Yea, im a "nobody".
I've been here since what? 98? 97? Was this place even here 97? Whatever.
I've done more, seen more, hell forgotten more about bodybuilding than you could ever imagine. You gap tooth lisping obese cucumber-tit fuck.
There was no forum here in 97 or 98 you drug addicted piece of dog shit. I'm glad you didn't give me one of your long winded 3 page responses but go rub someone else's rhubarb, mutt-face
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Are those gargoyles in the background?
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They look more like "familiars", albeit two-legged ones.
NOUN: A demon supposedly attending and obeying a witch, often said to assume the form of an animal.
"her familiars were her two little griffons that nested in her skirts"
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They look more like "familiars", albeit two-legged ones.
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Re: Rhoden and Aceto going to the Olympia !!!!
I never thought Aceto was such a complicated individual , here he says OF COURSE Shawn Rhoden is attending the Mr.O !!! and he is training like he is competing in it , while Palumbo asks what is he going there for ? is he crazy??? is he paying? has a free pass? will he be allowed in the arena ? is he a distraction ? should he be taken out immediately? ... Chris Aceto just can't say other than of course he is going .
Watch From the 4 minute mark
&t=2613s [/youtube]
WooSHHHHHHH
There's over 150k hotel rooms in Vegas and 1000's of fitness chicks will be there for the O. Not sure if this is such a good idea.
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What a revolting idiot.
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Disgusting
Put a shirt on
Weirdo Retard
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Funny, cuz I haven't lived in San Diego and haven't had contact with anybody I knew when I lived there since at least 03. And that person is an opiate junkie who lives off his insecure GFS and gets them addicted to the same drugs he uses so they don't leave and uses them to snuggle drugs in their vaginas because he can't cross the border and likely hasn't had a driver's license in 25yrs. Mooches off girls and "friends", including going into their wallets and pulling out 20's when he has the chance (and don't leave your Nubain bottle around him, he'll pull out a couple CC's and replace it with water.) I could go on and on and on.
Please, continue.....
Don't worry he will
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That's fucking great. Especially the tatoo.
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I have 8 inches so I dont care
And it’s been routinely plummeted into man ass, coated in feces ... and is likely diseased.
Still 8 inches
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Re: ESF - Discussion
Finally someone who "gets it".
I ain`t dead yet and you two goons can go fuck your rselves.
I have a life off this board and I go outside,and I`m a married man,I have dogs and tropical fish,I read,etc.etc,
I also know 2 assholes when I see them and I truly know a 120K heroin junkie liar when it`s as plain s day.
Good day fucknuckles............. ..don`t write me off yet.
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Re: 77 today.
Given our history, and Vince's threat to take of "unfinished business" with me when I wanted to call a truce and just go our separate ways, I try to stay out of his posts and threads. But man it's just really so sad and tragic. A man at his age that has reached a point where every time he shows himself on this board he is just routinely belittled, mocked, humiliate, and disgraced. He's this board favorite punching bag and village idiot. I really think he is better than that but because he continues to go on with that arrogant, bitter, superior attitude thinking that he is better than everybody else is just so sad.
And he has the nerve to compare his life with Goodrum? Whatever anybody thinks of Goodrum, Melvin does not come across as an embittered, sad, miserable, and angry person.
Whether one considers him a success or failure Goodrum is continually trying to grow and improve and move forward in life. He is living life with a purpose. Basile seems like just such a sad and tragic figure -- stagnant in his own bitterness and misery.
Someone once suggested that there is a board that would far better appreciate him than they do here. And I believe it. Why he keeps coming here is beyond me. He's disgraced himself beyond repair. Maybe it's a self-esteem issue or misplaced pride but it's all so tragic.
Have some self-respect, Vince, and just move on already.
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Yet your wife would spit out my nut and try to push it in her pussy to have my baby and have you pay for it.
Nah - she isn’t trash like those skanks you got prego. Plus she kind of digs the way I love our family and the fact that my kids love me. Yours think another dude is their daddy. She wouldn’t fck up her genetics by mixing with you. Oh yeh - my kids granddad is a war hero not a fckn fagg - so there that too.
Pop a benzo (your Klonopin) and get some rest little fella.
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That is a savage burn by MM
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Bring me IM...dead or alive...also would like photos of sadistic perverts FF and SF. Those anonymous jerks are total cowards. I would pinch grip them until they squealed like the pathetic creatures they are.
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LOL. Philip Gilkey going to the bitter end to make his important point.
The only one who is bitter is you. A failure in life and now just a sad old man getting humiliated and ridiculed every time he shows his sorry ass on this board.
The bicep supinator will rust and fade away never to be missed or remembered -- just like you.
As much of a genius and expert you think you are this is how you, a 77 year old grandfather, is treated here. Just mocked, ridiculed, and humiliated. And the fact that you are still here constantly being ridiculed shows that you really have nowhere else to go.
A truly sad and tragic man you are.
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could handle the cute little butt pimples... but those dots on her cooter lips.... nah... don't need to bring those home... although it would be bucket list worthy....
Agreed. I think Annasophia Robb wins this battle. Cute as a button and ass for days.
Amanda Seyfried is a pretty girl but there is something going on with her crotch that I don't like.....and her ass is a little soggy.
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Read the xfactor rollin thread from about 10 years ago. Pandemonium exposed him severely. His girlfriend now wife, fucked his best friend behind his back and asked certain getbiggers how to handle the situation. Well as you know he ended up marrying the trash who now kills babies for a living. Xfactor is of the belief his wife is quite the catch.
You must be a successful guy, reading 10 year old threads. Feel bad for some of you guys, just waking up and looking in the mirror must suck
And you must be pretty fucking pathetic if you're that hard up for credit that you'd come to a thread about duplicitous women, try a bit of flexing to the bros about your wife - only to be undone by documented duplicitous behaviour of your own woman, realise your original point was fucked and flash a rolex and dab out ::)
That isn't the behaviour of a happy person. That is the behaviour of a self loathing material girl in a material world. You're only fooling the other material girls, friend.
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Seems your panties are in a knot.
I don't wear panties, phag. No matter how perverse a sexual behavior is, as long as it has to do with phaggots, you'll find a way to justify it or make excuses for it no matter how far fetched.
Look Prime, I've had mostly positive interactions with gays. As a group I find them more intelligent, polite, well kept (personal hygiene is a huge deal with me)...., what I hate is the small minority that's constantly promoting the gay agenda. Trying to make everything gay and no different than heterosexuality. Having sex with either a man or a women -- whatever, toss a coin. It's like their whole world view revolves around sex with men. On this board, any topic with even a hint of gayness you'll be there. Any comment, even if it doesn't have to do with being gay, like OMR's experience, there you'll be. Just making up any justification no matter how far fetched.
"Maybe its because he didn't feel special?"
Yeah, or maybe his grandfather was fired by a homo. May its because Bob Chic gets so much attention for the ice machine incident. Maybe because Stallone made a porno... Any asinine excuse to justify gayness.
Prime, we get it, man. You like to get naked and have sex with other men. It's what preoccupies your thoughts, but FFS you don't have to keep throwing it in our faces. There are a lot of gays/bis on this board but its not really an issue with them. Abraham and Beefy are not shy about it but it doesn't define their persona like you do.
I know you have nothing but free time but just try to control yourself and find other things to do then just sit on GetBig all day and night with this gay, gay, gay. It just makes you seem creepy and disgusting.
Yes, meltdown.
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As I remember, having your prostate massaged can be erotically mind blowing, if done right. -Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are.
And there you have it. If anyone is looking to find this old creepy bastard just look in a Kevin Spacey thread for the guy talking about being erotically mind blown via a prostate massage. Christ I need to wipe that unsolicited visual from my mind.
The other day I stumbled onto him posting pics of men kissing on a subforum.
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Re: Adopting a female refugee
Any getbiggers adopted?
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Guy seems to be aiming his pink-pencil in her general direction. Goofy fokker...
I'd be stunned if that dude wasn't going balls deep in that refugee pussy every night!
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Prime, do you define yourself as a bear? Have you ever worn assless chaps? Been to a gloryhole?
No, no and yes.
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Gotta love his pointing fingers. while pumping the air. -Guy's got rhythm.
He's very hairy. His anal sphincter might be hard to see in a photo. ;D Anyway, I have the feeling he's moved on from posting butt photos.
Sometimes it seems like Taylor and I are celebrities.
If this means I look like an older version of Tbombz, I'll take it as a compliment.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her FISHY Vagina.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth-paltro-is-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina
Is she double jointed? Otherwise how the heck would she know what her vagina smells like?
By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.
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The idiot shown in those two GIFs is without a doubt the postertard for being full of shit and proud of it. Matthew 7:21-23 applies to this imbecile.
How is it I, an Atheist, can discern this? Because I may not be smart but I am most definitely not a moron like the idiot in these two GIFs. What a fucking maroon.
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The idiot shown in those two GIFs is without a doubt the postertard for being full of shit and proud of it. Matthew 7:21-23 applies to this imbecile.
How is it I, an Atheist, can discern this? Because I may not be smart but I am most definitely not a moron like the idiot in these two GIFs. What a fucking maroon.
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Re: Cute cuddle bear
would you cuddle with him under the blanket and watch Netflix?
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He looks like a gloriously youthful person who is so visually striking that if you saw him in person, you'd be blown away. His features appear to be almost perfectly symmetrical and proportional. He's a tofeecolored man with pale blue/green eyes and cocoasmelling flawless skin. He's masculine in terms of his facial structure and physical build. The only flaw I see is that he is too perfect, which sometimes translates to being pretty...a term best saved for females.
Being handsome is great. But, it isn't enough. What else does he have going on? Does he have substance? Is he intelligent? Is he interesting? Does he have a good sense of humor? Is he compassionate? Is he romantic? Is he a winner? Is he sexual?
I've met people who were so beautiful or handsome that at first that's all you saw about them. Once they started talking and you looked deeper, you were let down because you realized their good looks were all there was positive about them. They were just a beautiful storefront on an outhouse. You cannot judge a book by its cover.
For his sake, I hope he's got more going for himself than just how well he photographs.
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Shoutout to Big Skeletor for these.
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Booty, have you ever been with a small dick?
Haha ;D Yes I have
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Don't bother, he'll find a way to deny it.
Too bad you can't deny going into gloryholes to suck and back into anonymous cocks
like the gross, filthy soggy, anally-bored out queer you are.
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Blackedraw is some racist cuckold shit. Some video titles I stumbled upon (didn't watch) the other day: " BLACKED She had enough white boys and needed a real man ", "
BLACKEDRAW This model is too good for white boys". Imagine if the roles were reversed :D BBC myth is still alive in 2020, (((they))) are really pushing black on white on pornhub
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I held a monthly Board meeting just now....conference call. Another meeting I have which was scheduled for next Wednesday morning has been cancelled. People paying attention and doing the best we can.
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Except that this is a board game and not a board meeting, some of the folks appear to be the right age. The corporation is a nonprofit with an exclusive focus on PERS. Except for police and fire retirees, most public employees need 30 years on the job or are 55 or older in order to retire and collect their annunity.
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Except that this is a board game and not a broad meeting, some of the folks appear to be the right age. The corporation is a nonprofit with an exclusive focus on PERS. Except for police and fire retirees, most public employees need 30 years on the job or are 55 or older in order to retire and collect their annunity.
I thought only Sinatra and Friends used the term, "broads".
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I thought only Sinatra and Friends used the term, "broads".
I think you are right. Trust you to catch a typo. Sometimes I think I might be dyslexic. Thanks, I'll fix it.
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I think you are right. Trust you to catch a typo. Thanks, I'll fix it.
In truth, I thought you were exhibiting a superb sense of humor, sir. ;D
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In truth, I thought you were exhibiting a superb sense of humor, sir. ;D
Hope the humor is still there now that I fixed the error. You're the wordsmith master. There's much to be learned from you. ;D
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I thought only Sinatra and Friends used the term, "broads".
That’s funny,I use the word broads all the time and I think besides my dad who is 70 we are the only ones I’ve heard use it.
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That’s funny,I use the word broads all the time and I think besides my dad who is 70 we are the only ones I’ve heard use it.
I picked it up from my dad and he'd be 102 if he were still alive.
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That’s funny,I use the word broads all the time and I think besides my dad who is 70 we are the only ones I’ve heard use it.
I know it too as my Dad used to use it. That and Sinatra. I cannot say it with a straight face. ;D Come to think of it, I'm pretty certain I couldn't say it with a gay face, LOL! Or a cis face, an incel face a...Well...you get the idea. ;D
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Re: Wes will die unless he listens to me
Hes always trolled my advice and now says its too late to eat cabbage
Deserve what get fagget.
You should only be eating anti-androgenic foods
And with this, your trolling ass gets banned.
Great job stealing an account Joon. Now go fuck yourself.
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Go fuck your father you fucking terrorist. Now get the fuck out of here you pathetic, 5-foot nothing, big nose, wig wearing, ugly piece of Iranian shit.
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Do we have one broad that posts here?
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Re: Bigger loads
I tried most of the herbal supplements and none of them work unless you have a severe deficiency in say zinc.
What really works though is not cumming for days/weeks, or edging. After 7 days or 2 weeks you'll be shooting much further with a lot more volume.
What is the point in this?
It makes women happy. Most of the good wholesome women we meet love to have a hot load splashed all over their face, hair and mouth.
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And XFACTOR had it all deleted lol.no surprise, completely exposed him as working for some 1 office mom and pop outfit, and being shoved to the back of company photos.He will never live this down.
CEO and owner of a major software firm....
LOL
XBULLSHITTER !!!
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Re: Is the outing always worth it?
It’s the anticipation of the outing that is the best part. Kind of like the days before Christmas. The climax is usually when things start getting pieced together knocking at the door of an impending outing where you know it’s going to happen. The official outing itself is like the first two minutes after blowing your wad.
This is beautifully poetic. The imagery you paint when referring to those tender moments post ejaculation left me speechless and haunted.
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Haha that's a great post by Dave D
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Love this thread. haha
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I got asked out by a man today.
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.
A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.
Then the conversation went south. Way south :(
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Try harder.Truth be told, it is you who is the most despised creep on Getbig. You are just too deep into your own shit to see it. You are a waste of time....everyone's time. you are truly a sad, sad person.
Really? "Truth be told", eh? You want to back that up? Why don't you post a poll and ask that board who they would rather have leave. Leave it up for a solid week. I don't want it to be a sticky because people ignore that but I'll keep bumping it up to the top.
Whoever loses leaves this board for good. I'm a man of my word and if I lose I will leave forever and no bullshit gimmicks. I'm not so sure if you would keep your word and will try to come back under a different name because you can't live without this board. Give permission to the mods that any of your accounts will be banned if you don't keep your word to leave.
Let's see if you can back up your words, soggy old queer.
I think you need to try harder.
Quote from: CalvinH on February 14, 2017, 11:45:07 AM
It's fine without uncle creepy posting.
Quote from: wes on February 17, 2017, 02:45:15 PM
Uncle Creepy
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Quote from: Earl1972 on February 17, 2017, 06:56:14 PM
is prime considered "creepy" because he's old or am i missing something here?
Quote from: calfzilla on February 17, 2017, 09:00:12 PM
No. read his posts you'll see. He also sucks cocks. Lips sealed
Quote from: calfzilla on February 18, 2017, 10:11:05 AM
That's why it's creepy. Was married to a woman and living as straight while sucking cock. Lips sealed
Quote from: SF1900 on September 07, 2013, 07:04:48 AM
A father figure? Are you high? I would not consider that old creeper to be anything of the sort.
I would never let a man who salivated over Tbombz in a bunny costume be considered a father-figure.
Quote from: Branchs Ears on September 07, 2013, 07:11:20 AM
The only thing I've learned from that creepy old man is I never want to be a creepy old man.
Quote from: Natural Man on September 07, 2013, 03:40:22 PM
That being sexually molested by a old man when you re a kid makes you turn into a confused homo who talks about sucking men cock's on a bodybuilding messageboard.
Quote from: drockland on September 07, 2013, 11:21:41 PM
weird homosexual
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primemuscle you are a pathetic old man
go away
Quote from: Set It Up on October 06, 2015, 10:53:45 AM
Genuine Fucking Hatred Want Them to Die List: Primemuscle and BigRo
Quote from: Irongrip400 on October 07, 2015, 03:32:12 PM
Primemuscle just seems creepy because every post has some sort of "how sucking dick doesn't make you gay" or something queer like that in it. He reminds of the old man from Family Guy. "Where is that strong armed paperboy, mmmmmm".
Quote from: XFACTOR on January 10, 2019, 05:28:46 AM
And there you have it. If anyone is looking to find this old creepy bastard just look in a Kevin Spacey thread for the guy talking about being erotically mind blown via a prostate massage. Christ I need to wipe that unsolicited visual from my mind.
Quote from: bigmc on January 14, 2016, 10:31:34 AM
uncle creepy trolls the board for weirdness and perversion
Quote from: Fortress on January 14, 2020, 10:09:33 AM
You’re so gay even Gay says you’re too gay. Phaggot.
Quote from: Skeletor on January 14, 2020, 07:18:34 PM
Uncle Creepy strikes again.
Quote from: Theoak* on January 15, 2020, 12:43:33 AM
Prime is evidence the Spartans probably had the right idea of expelling all the defective people who were unfit to live in their civilization. Otherwise they all just form a big special interest group of mentally ill and defective to lobby against the actual functional ones and destroy civilization.
Quote from: Powerlift66 on January 15, 2020, 12:56:14 AM
Thread needs more ungaying, Prime's creepiness lingers like a libtard at a Portland protest.
Quote from: Montague on January 15, 2020, 03:11:16 PM
Nobody honestly takes primesoggy seriously.
He's merely a proverbial "punching bag" here for our amusement.
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 15, 2020, 05:06:36 PM
Overlooking the fact that he’s a soggy old deviant queer, he’s also a senile old soggy cock-trolling queer.
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Primemuscle failing to convince us he will only gargle on a man's cum if he likes his personality Roll Eyes
Quote from: Montague on January 16, 2020, 05:44:48 PM
Bill Cosby finds primesoggy creepy.
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Your words pack the punch of Prime's penis, i.e., they are flaccid and formless save in the diseased mind of the owner.
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In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them.
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To each their own. There's a type for everyone. Minsky knew this and was very successful as a result.
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And yours are big fat anonymous cock pointing through a hole in the wall. No worry if it is diseased or not, I'm sure a person sticking his cock in a wall is very conscience of health and STDs. But, hey, a cock a cock, right soggy old queer?
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It's no longer an online business. I now have an office in Greenville, SC. I handle commodities exchanges nowadays along with trade. The other businesses run but it's mainly for additional capital
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My wife fingered my ass once I didn't like it.
Did you remember to relax? I don't like it when the doctor fingers me to check my prostate....but then, he hasn't sucked my dick while doing it either....hmm?
Well, everyone is different. Some like tit play, some just like to fuck, some like oral (either giving or getting) some like to have that prostate massaged and some like it all. Don't feel bad if getting your butt finger fucked isn't your thing....that's your prerogative.
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First let me get this out of the way, I know this is an old post to which I am replying now.
The first time I officially had gay sex was when I was fifteen (let me qualify this by saying that I don't count an early teen circle jerk with several school chums one afternoon after school in the den at my parent's house as being gay sex). However, I thought about/fantasized sex with a man before that time.
I was fairly sexually experienced by the time I met my future wife at eighteen (we married when I was twenty). I wasn't looking to get married when I met her. Living in West Hollywood, CA in the early 1960's and working in display for a major department store, I didn't exactly feel a need to hide my sexuality in the "closet". So, for me your theory about bisexuals doesn't apply.
My wife and I will be married forty-seven years this October. We've had a really good life together. However, one could argue that that her description of me as her complicated husband is apt. At our age sex today isn't as big a deal as it once was. So with respect to that, our life together is considerably less complicated (by my extra curricular activities) than it was in the beginning of our marriage.
I think BayGBM is correct. It takes all kinds of people and all manner of situations to make up this world. I don't judge others for what they do as long as they don't intentionally hurt other folks. In order to manage my chosen life, I compartmentalized my feelings. Once I was with my wife, I decided I was no longer available to others in a romantic sense. Having sex is easy. Making a commitment, falling or being in love is a whole other issue. I love my wife.
I am bisexual. I am neither vile nor shit stained.
As I mentioned to Stark, dreams supposedly mean the opposite....therefore in real life you'll unsuccessfully try to fuck two men with no breasts using your 3" cock....or, two hairy chested men fuck you in the ass at the same time with their 13" cocks. Scary proposition, huh?
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FitnessFrenzy, It is amusing that you have made a point of saving so many of my posts so that you can quote them here. It's almost like it is an obsession. Do you quote my Getbig posts when conversing with your friends, (should you have any) and family too? If I were a famous person, you might be able to have a book of them published. As it stands, I am not famous and nobody besides you would be interested in reading your work. One question, when do you find time to live up to your handle, i.e. staying fit. Maybe you should change it to Primemuscle Frenzy. ;D
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FitnessFrenzy, It is amusing that you have made a point of saving so many of my posts so that you can quote them here. It's almost like it is an obsession. Do you quote my Getbig posts when conversing with your friends, (should you have any) and family too? If I were a famous person, you might be able to have a book of them published. As it stands, I am not famous and nobody besides you would be interested in reading your work. One question, when do you find time to live up to your handle, i.e. staying fit. Maybe you should change it to Primemuscle Frenzy. ;D
sorry I will tone it down, there was just so much gold in your old posts! :D
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sorry I will tone it down, there was just so much gold in your old posts! :D
Don't be sorry. Being famous/nortorious for speaking frankly on Getbig is such a great achievement. So, I should be thanking you. And who knows, if you can't get a book of my little golden nuggets published, at least you've made it easier for me to do.
Incidentally, I stand by most of what I posted here over the last 16 years or so. I've been consistently honest, which is more than can be said for a lot of folks here who for some reason feel they must lie about themselves to a bunch folks most of whom are strangers. Occasionally, one of my posts is misread or misinterpreted. But, that's just how these things go.
Which of us, Tbombz or me, do you think has been the most open and direct in our communications here? Some of his posts are extraordinary. He was just a mixed up kid when he first arrived on the scene. I was already an old man.
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I thought only Sinatra and Friends used the term, "broads".
CalvinH has been using the word broads in his posts for years!
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CalvinH has been using the word broads in his posts for years!
Says CalvinH. ;)
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Which of us, Tbombz or me, do you think has been the most open and direct in our communications here? Some of his posts are extraordinary. He was just a mixed up kid when he first arrived on the scene. I was already an old man.
I would say you have been the most honest of you two.
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Do you quote my Getbig posts when conversing with your friends, (should you have any)
I don't have many friends, but mainly because I might be slightly towards the introverted side.
I have a few old friends, which I value. And then I have some acquaintances, but they are not really friends.
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I don't have many friends, but mainly because I might be slightly towards the introverted side.
I have a few old friends, which I value. And then I have some acquaintances, but they are not really friends.
Good friends seem like they are getting harder and harder to come by. In my case it is a matter of laziness. I have a ton of casual friends because of my involvement in labor, politics and unions. The very few people I consider close friends, I've known my entire adult life. For the most part, I am a very outgoing person who has no trouble striking up a conversation with strangers. There have been moments when I felt like I was being an introvert.
As for friends with benefits, there are none, which is fine with me. I doubt I'd remember how to use those benefits these days, it has been that long. :(
Honesty is one of those few things in life we have control over. I am a control freak....specially when it comes to myself. I gave up lying early in life because it was the one thing I would get in trouble for when I was a kid. What is the value in lying? If you can't be truthful then say nothing at all.
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The blonde prioritized ass during quarantine.
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Dibbs on the big 'un!
Haha your more than welcome to the Fat cunt mate
Mo' cushion fo' da' pushin !!
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I don't have many friends, but mainly because I might be slightly towards the introverted side.
I have a few old friends, which I value. And then I have some acquaintances, but they are not really friends.
Very much agree. For me I value honesty perhaps a bit too much. If i get the feeling a person is shinibg me on i pretty much put them into the acquaintance zone and quickly move on.
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Holy F!!!
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Hahaha!
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You need to start your own gallery in a thread. This is hilarious
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You need to start your own gallery in a thread. This is hilarious
Will do ;D
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She has the same hair style that Arnold had in Pumping Iron
She'd fuck like an asthmatic slug.
Would love to hoist her into my bed using a whale sling, hose down her blowhole and feed her a bucket of mackerel
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No longer a home based business. I now have an office in the heart of downtown Greenville. Lamp should be in Monday but that's about it. The vintage Park Sherman Pen Holder from the 60's is the finishing touch that I needed.
And Vince Basile once said I was too fallible...guess he didnt count in a pandemic that dropped the cost of office space drastically to where it's a bargain for me
I said almost everything you did failed. Businesses, discussion forums, website, jobs, relationships, etc.
Words Related to fail: flounder, struggle, decline, sink, skid, slip, slump, wane, crash, crumble, miscarry, misfire, go under, implode, self-destruct!
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Re: Does Go4It have the Covid-19 and is he a SuperSpreader?
Since he sails the high seas on the Love Boat and I cannot be bothered at the moment to do an extensive forum search, I was hoping that the research in question would have been completed beforehand by one of you astute members.
I would like to know if he is still stuck at sea with his fellow seamen or if he jumped ship and switched cruise lines in order to avoid the petri dish of filth.
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ........................ .................FUCKFAC E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
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For some reason I feel at home, could it be deja vu of some sort?
Sinoda is just Adonis spelled backwards champ :D
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so you have made it your mission to follow me around the boards of Getbig, and its you inside my head???
My mission is to one day experience the great pleasure of pissing on your grave.
golden showering , necrophilia, homeless hoing, burger buggering - is there no end to your talents ?
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Not sure about that.
Princess is excellent with the rules. Also, she rarely removes anyone without good reason. I know her well. She's a good girl. We've spoken on the phone before. She's a beautiful woman.
That said, the rules are as follows as stated by Ron:
In other words, no porn (neither straight or gay). Porn and nudity are slightly different. Hard to have porn without nudity, but certainly can have nudity without porn, you know? Also, Arnold in that picture displays nudity in a sense of beauty and asthetics.
Ron knows I am a lover of penises.
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Well, you got me. I honestly don't remember whether the photo I posted could have been viewed as being pornographic or not. I am a person who believes in following the rules. What I can say with certainty is that if I had any idea it was pornographic, I would not have posted it.
On another occasion, I posted a bunch of photos of people, both male and female who were professionally photographed naked except that they completely covered in body paint and these were all taken down, plus I was given a warning. I thought they were art or I would not have posted them.
You are a moderator here. It is entirely possible that because of this you are given more leeway than other folks.
FYI, I don't think there is anything wrong with the photo you posted of Arnold. Pretty much every man has a penis and balls. Why it's such a big deal to keep it covered, eludes me. That some people see nudity as pornographic is just such uptight Victorian thinking.
I'm with you. I am a lover of good looking naked men. Most men have penises. So I guess it would be accurate to say I am also a lover of penises, including my own, even though there are no muscles in them and most guys cannot lift weights (other than the occasional towel) with them. ;D
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Re: Getbigger nicknames.
Tbombz and Prime could be "The Booncock Taints".
This was good Scott. Very good.
Thanks, brother. I have my moments albeit not often. ;D I had thought of "The Balloonknot Taints" but...I was not sure as it seemed too wordy.
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President Obama: Black Belt
Chicken kata.
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Condor kata.
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I don't need money...I get my welfare checks and EBT card filled every month thanks to people like Coach... ;D
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I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the black community to our society.
Their peaceful and generous nature make them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people.
Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self-improvement by hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature.
Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.
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Melvin, I never thought a beatdown, brokeass, pole-smoking deviant phaggot like you would also be a racist. But since you have gone out of your way the past few days to push your racist stance, that only means you’re fair game for the other side of that coin.
I always figured you were a retard, but you knew the White man buttered your bread. On the other hand....fuck you and your stupid videos. You have only proven you’re a gap toothed, obese, burnt match.
Oh shut the fuck up....you've been spewing racist shit along with others for years...including the burnt match statement you just made.
If you have a problem with me returning your delivery then I'd suggest you get your balls back from your momma's purse
That is funny, coming from a fat broke tar baby who lets other men spit in his face.
I guess that isn’t a big deal when you also let men blast a steaming load in your mouth.
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Very typical though. Civil/race war is coming. Goodrum is now on my hit list.
Oh please, I know what you look like and I would bend you over and plow your dusty wrinkled decrept ass until you bleed. Sit down and have some Ovaltine you old fuck
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You ever tried being with a woman, Melvin?
Fucked a women a few months ago...technically I'm bi but most gay people dont like that so I dont mention it.
I talked about on Muscle Sport Media a few months ago when I was a guest.
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But Vince B always seems so happy in IM‘s pics, which makes us happy too. Where‘s the problem?
I was scrolling through this section a couple of days ago in public with some of the people I know around me. I couldn‘t laugh out loud so I was giggling like a school boy ( no homo ) with tears running down my cheeks. Everybody wanted to know what I was laughing at but sadly I knew they would not get the joke. Tnx Ironmeister! ;D
same here with me and my wife. ;D She'll catch me giggling then she'll ask ''you watching that bunny suit again?'' ;D
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I post actually made it in this thread? :D
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Re: Branch Warren Thermal
Hoping he has a sale on these since it's summer and hot as balls...
(https://i.postimg.cc/VshNjQ92/download-20200708-152420-jpg-thumb.png)
I read it as "Nothing left for hair".
More like "Nothing Left To Wear"...
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Re: Any xfactor updates?
(https://i.postimg.cc/QNQdGhWV/1924046-86383375446-47-n.png)
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Re: Goodrum you're on Reddit today... You're famous!
https://www.reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/hr9iky/epic_bodybuilder_vince_goodrum/
Comment of peace.
"Melvin "Vince" Goodrum is one of the greatest to grace the stage, and you're sad people for making fun of him.
For those that don't know, that picture was taken 2 months after Goodrum caught an horrible case of dysentery while visiting his friend Vince Basile (Mr.Canada 1970, inventor of the 1st biceps supination machine) in Australia. That case of dysentery caused him to lose 20+ pounds and a good bit of time off his training. It also fractured Basile and Goodrum's relationship, as Goodrum blamed him for the whole thing.
Melvin was also trained by one of the first openly gay bodybuilding gurus of the 20th century, Ms. Vissy of South Carolina."
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Re: Congratulations to Vince Goodrum, PHD on getting reparations in Asheville N.C.
I bought the decanter from Amazon with some gift cards I got but there is nothing wrong with shopping at the Goodwill. I run into attorneys, doctors, and stock brokers going through the clothes racks all the time. Really good deals there along with quality products...people wouldn't be begging for food stamps and welfare if they followed my lead. In fact, did 2 different videos on it
Keep up the good work Vince.
All the supposedly 'wealthy' people who are going broke because of the the pandemic could learn a thing or 2 from you.
I did.
10 seconds into that video, one look at his teeth, and I remembered I left two of my garage doors open at home.
The gaps just means Vince needs less toothpaste than the rest of us
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Re: This woman is currently earning 6 figures a MONTH pretending to be a dog
::)
https://life.gomcgill.com/woman-21-quits-9-5-job-she-now-earns-6-figures-a-month-by-pretending-to-be-a-dog
Jenna Phillips, a 21-year-old woman started out her career as an optician. However, a drastic change in her career path turned out to be the best thing that happened to her. From Austin in Texas, in an interview, Jenna said that she started filming herself mimicking dogs, things like chasing a ball, rolling about on the floor, and uploading these videos online. She added that she had always felt like she was, "at heart, like a puppy."
Holy shit. To answer Primes question, yes, she is sexual. That turned me on. Especially those blue pants up her crack at about 1:45.
I'd wait til right after she shit in the backyard and then pummel her asshole unmercifully.
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Re: WTF JNN ?
i had a Model Mayhem profile....in my description I had (dumbly--if that's a word) mention that I did strip
a guy asked me if I was interested in being on a start up website that would give gay men a first person view of lap dance and then finish off by beating off....
the guy gave me a great rate to meet me in the big city near me....
anyway, i showed up to the hotel and of course I was stoned and wasn't very hungry so I didn't eat...I weighed like 160 pounds....I was fucking shredded but like Iggy pop shreded...it was "attractive" but not healthy
I preface this because when you are that point you CAN'T GET HARD!!!
back to the story... i go to the room....camera guy was there...the guy who offered me the job was there...I started performing...I COULDN"T GET HARD....
Long story short after alot of attempts I still couldn't get hard (even with two levitras in me) so the "producer" (who was totally cool about it) sent the camera guy home....I apologized to the producer with the whole " i didn't know how this could happen" thing
"you want me to suck on it- maybe that will work?"
now- I already had that money spent in my head--it was gonna go towards rent and a nice pair of Diesel jeans (#FirstWorlder) so I was like "i'm not gonna get paid for the shoot but maybe he'll pay me for blowing me".....
"yeah sure" i said
...it was all teeth (sorry guys) and i got even limper (damn you heterosexuality)
"i can't do this- sorry"
producer offered me 300 bucks for my troubles....I didn't take it
WTF?
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(https://i.postimg.cc/R0wn9Rzb/basile-medal.png)
;D Order of australia medal for the supinator invention.
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For SoulCrusher
Elin Hedström (also Swedish)
(https://instagram.farn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.2885-15/e35/p1080x1080/107400671_168645268032635_4209415619455584286_n.jpg?_nc_ht=instagram.farn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net&_nc_cat=111&_nc_ohc=XLdAdt7-PccAX81lD76&oh=942c9c593ed1dcfedeca5b6ba92f014f&oe=5F4E5D2F)(https://instagram.farn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.2885-15/e35/p1080x1080/106590668_271733320734185_8845883040507743548_n.jpg?_nc_ht=instagram.farn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net&_nc_cat=105&_nc_ohc=52b_jzoq_qkAX_f2NtW&oh=b8208793e57b418dc02ff3ca223bf903&oe=5F4CC014)(https://instagram.farn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/104336255_2676536666002187_6442385353530678684_n.jpg?_nc_ht=instagram.farn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net&_nc_cat=111&_nc_ohc=Ir3O8r19mokAX8_PwZn&oh=c38479ee20e7fb32d48beef0b118f890&oe=5F4AC33C)
Her instagram with all her pics, only works if you can open Aquafina (https://www.instagram.com/frokenhedstrom/)
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT SOUL CRUSHA CHRIS, BANE OF AQUAFINAS!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CC6REIQJkuS/
I would try to physically get my tongue past her asshole and into her actual ass.
That was so Poetic, tears started rolling down my eyes as I read this, pure soul! ;D
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(https://i.postimg.cc/65ZSbhjr/future-getbig.png)
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Re: Ronnie Coleman trains triceps.
Herr Professor Doktor Coleman seems to be employing the Sartrean X-Phi training principle to his "nonceps" – for the absence of triceps suggests the being of not-having-triceps. The notion can be traced back to Parmenides' belief that 'nothing is something' (or, more accurately, that "out of the abyss of nothingness is but a peanut") -- indeed, as Wittgenstein famously inscribed on his weightlifting belt -- "the peanut is all, that is the case."
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Good to know. Thank for the warning. Knock yourself out (use a sledge hammer). Warning, my life is pretty dull....so, don't expect to find out any juicy tidbits about me that people don't already know.
Oh, and if you post on Getbig what you uncover, like my Facebook page, my address or my phone number. Well, it's been real. Bye, bye. Have a nice life.
Seems this emoticon is all the sense of humor I can muster for you.....Yup! that's about it.
(https://cdn3.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/94/12/secret-emoticon-vector-21299412.jpg)
Why are you crying now, you soggy old queer ?
You told me to go ahead and knock myself out exposing you. You even cried to OMR about it, he PMed me and asked me not to out you. I told him I would hold onto to the information (including the posts by JOsbo3 on Boychat.org) and if you didn’t stop your bullshit with me, then I would post your info. OMR said he would ask you to stop and warn you of the consequences. I’m 100% sure he did...and you’re so stupid, you ignored his warning.
Do you really think someone like me needs to pay for your personal information ? Jesus Christ you’re a senile old liberal bitch queer. You can’t begin to comprehend the cliff of shit you’re teetering on.
So now you come back whining and crying again when clearly in the post up above...you said you would fuck off if you got outed.
You were warned...same as XFACTOR, and you’ve kicked the wrong beehive you miserable old phaggot.
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This guy must've been listening to you :D
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LX83p54jb9Q/hqdefault.jpg)
and will go down as the best ever,
what will you be proud of?
Walking.
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Re: When Shizzo sucked a dick
I don't see a problem in this. I know some will retreat to the easy rebuttal of, "well you're a fucking homo", but really putting preference aside, you have to appreciate that the extremes others will go to for our entertainment, are in fact extremes we shelter ourselves from, but eagerly pay attention to for our amusement.
Moreover, as with any and all forums left on the internet, content is King. If you can stir up conversation via financial, political, current events, controversial and/or attention-seeking material, it will lead to heated debates and sometimes, in between it all, laughter will also ensue.
Like many here, I come here for the laughter and camaraderie built over the years with you guys. If Shizzo can add to the story of this place, then so be it.
Here's to Shizzo sucking more cocks!
"1"
Big question is....would you allow shizzo to put your penis in his mouth?
No. I'm past that level of desire or hypothetical consideration. He has bigger and younger cocks to pick from. Maybe even a multitude of slightly different colored cocks to pick from.
"1"
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Love to see this modern fitness babe pics like our ex member M.khani ;D
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Love to see this modern fitness babe pics like our ex member M.khani ;D
Agreed, friend. How can you really judge the looks of a woman without seeing her pussy and butthole?
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Agreed, friend. How can you really judge the looks of a woman without seeing her pussy and butthole?
Best thing would be ( if she did the same pose) if Ron showed up just like he did in the Mercedes-pic :D
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Ron The Iron man can make impossible to possible..
I like 3rd pic :D
Best thing would be ( if she did the same pose) if Ron showed up just like he did in the Mercedes-pic :D
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Ron The Iron man can make impossible to possible..
I like 3rd pic :D
Who is she me likey.
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You seem to know a lot about wrinkly, saggy bodies and melting skin, but not nearly as much as you know about hanging out near park restrooms and following boys into them. You being the voice of experience, why don't tell us more. ::)
Oh brother, what a pathetic comeback. Just when you claimed that I am attracted to you. You're losing it. Everybody but you sees it. Even Basile, who is older than you, still has his wits and is much younger looking than you are as you continue to regress to a senile, broken, anally bored-out soggy old queer.
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Re: Can we unite in a collective effort? strawman and prime homo need to go
Prime's posts can scan a range of from insightful, to obtuse, to blantant falsehoods, to downright revolting, disgusting and vile.
However, he's more of a board member than someone who "is back" who nobody remembered who they were originally.
Starting a thread about it is the ultimate in gayiety.
As for TDS affected malcontents who are incapable of having any legitimate discussion like Straw, they're easy to ignore and pity.*
*All of the above are better than shizzo.
A few years ago you were the guy who admitted to having sex with his mother when you were a teenager. Does your opinion really count?
*See, the blatant falsehood thing isn’t fun or funny.
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Matt C vs. Thunder Bay’s Heaviest Dumbbell
(https://j.gifs.com/ZYgjNQ.gif)
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Jon Bon Jovi gets Darren Avey harder than Joe Biden in a kindergarten class
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You got a pretty mouth...
Not pretty enough for you, I'm afraid, for you gap-toothed, peanut-headed fat queer who was rejected by a wonky-eyed twink. Try to approach my mouth with your "member" and you'll be met with several hollow points to your skull. :)
Do you really want to pursue this? I doubt it. You let Abeles humiliate you. That other guy,the Synthol freak, spit in your face. You are a joke.
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Dīckotomy
by Edgar Allen Hoe (a poem from the unpublished "drawer" manuscripts)
I
It was some or many a year ago,
In a forum parts crazy :: funny,
That a creature there wrote whom you came to know
By the name of the Ass Bunny;
In his furry attire, was but one desire
To be reamed, to be creamed,
As he beamed while he screamed,
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuh huck meee!"
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Then we saw with wide eyes the Ass Bunny's cries,
When he turned to Christianity,
No more progress pics or lust for big dicks
From his home or the penitentiary;
The former man whore deigned to sin no more,
By casting out demons, eschewing men's semen
From Heaven above, h'was made good through His love!
Or was he?
III
For the moon never beams, without bringing him dreams,
Of the cocks that filled him with glee,
For the stars always rise, harking back his eyes,
To that addict and tweak, to that costumed freak,
With a hole in his seat, horny tricks at his feet,
Of the once, of the great, of the reprobate,
Glory*holy*ous
Ass Bunny
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From the gym to the sales floor -
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/D8kPImEouHE/maxresdefault.jpg).
"Put that creatine down, creatine's for closers"
Hahaha - legit reference 8)
Always Be Closing Squatting
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Perhaps vince really wanted to keep his disgusting shameful faggotry a secret and still resents keith for bringing it to getbigs attention
That wasn't Keith , that was Vissy stupid friends Derrick and Robin contacting Billy Guns wanting help stabbing me in the back to break up our relationship. Derrick was staying in a room in the trailer and went through my computer. Both of them are fortunate that they still have their teeth and spine...threw Dare-bear's ass out the house
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Re: Melvin Goodrum please clear this up
Primemuscle is doubting you have an 8 inch kielbasa. Can you put him in his place?
Me, Adonis, Squad, and a few others raided his sex channel one time and roasted him when he was naked...it was about 6 inches...average....noth ing special
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Re: Trump and Melania test positive
Posting to avoid a jago thread, which I don't read
You stole Jagoffs thunder. Im sure he will start an all caps thread anyways.
Yep, he got up at 5:52 AM to try to sneak it, but I was ready
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In Japan some mothers jerk off their sons so they stop thinking about girls and concentrate on school work.
That's nothing. In America, some fathers jerk off their Getbigger sons so they stop thinking about oiled up muscle men and concentrate on avoiding work.
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I had to shoot a mountain lion that was stalking me a couple of decades ago when I was out hiking alone in L.A. I tried several times to scare it away but it kept coming back. Because they are a protected species they have lost all fear of humans. These are ambush predators and it was stalking me from the back and was camouflage and blended well into the environment. It got pretty close and if I didn't know I was being stalked I wouldn't have noticed.
After that unfortunate incident, in addition to my 586 Smith and Wesson .357. I also carried a pellet gun that hopefully would give a decent amount of sting to chase it off. Despite it's appearance and ferocity, mountain lions don't put up the amount of a fight that you think it would and have heard countless stories of how people have fought them off unarmed. If I had know this at the time I would have charged it with a stick (gun still in hand of course) to attempt to scare it off and make it realize that I would not be an easy kill. Of course, I always keep a four inch tanto on me which would help fighting off a cougar if it came to that. I really didn't want to kill it. They are really beautiful and magnificent animals when you see them in the wild. All the big cats are.
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I was once set up on a date with a pretty Italian woman who seemed to look in fairly decent physical shape. She had two kids from a previous marriage. We got along really well and after a few dates, it was go time for sex. Once those clothes came off and she spread her legs for entry, I noticed the nastiest stretch marks below her belly that I had ever seen. It was just absolutely vile looking. Looked like a gathering of white vertical bulbous earthworms strewn together in a sloppy mess. I was gassed up on testosterone so I fucked her anyway. That would be the first and last time.
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Re: T-Shirts that say "Pain is temporary, pride is forever" in the gymnasium
Everytime I see an imbecile in the gym wearing shirts with this type of slogan (some idiots even have this slogan tattood on their forearms), I really shake my head at the irony and tragic stupidity.
A more accurate slogan would be: "Muscles are temporary, organ, skeletal and nerve damage are forever"
I wonder if there is a market for such t-shirts tho ::)
"Money is temporary, G4P is forever"
Halo was temporary, but gimmicks are forever
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Wacky world!
(https://viraltab.news/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Newsflash-SexDollWedding-02-1024x766.jpg)
And you’re one of the (not good) freaks.
You suck trouser snakes, you gross, soggy cum-guzzling toolbox.
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I'm dying from laughter here! The "Goodrum Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, wants to help others achieve financial stability and acquiring wealth, something that the "founder" of the "Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, has never achieved himself?
Seriously, you have tips like "store eggs frozen for a few months" and "buy a sack of lentils, cook them 3 a time in a teaspoon of your salty tears and enjoy tasty savings!" your readers will be well on their way to a stable and secure financial future full of gourmet treats.
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(https://j.gifs.com/GvjlYK.gif).
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I thought about asking you to be on my buddy list for Christmas. However, I was tempered by the fact that you would probably want to have sex with me. No means NO!
LOL!
Well, Thanks for the thought anyway. I appreciate it. NO HOMO.
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Yup. Those are some zingers. Happy to have helped inspire them.
Clearly, once the cat's out of the bag, there's no putting it back. LOL!
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beautiful poem...
It's hard for me to have any pity for these girls. Sure, they probably have messed up past lives to able to get to the casting couch, but their lust for fame and attention is what drives them. They are so cracked that they never look at the long term effects of their actions and will degrade themselves to the upmost to get there. That older blonde complained about the shit on Rocco's dick, but she still sucked it. Good for her, that's her legacy. Let them get what they deserve.
While there are a few good women out there, the majority of them are gone. And I can say this as a fact because in the last five years I've been traveling all around the world among thousands of people from all walks of life; rich and poor. From what I've seen in this social media hypnotized world of today, it's mostly the women who have lost their way. I must say, I agree with Matt on his perspective of them. Like it or not, most of us are better off without them.
Beauty and lust is a tough persuasion, I get it. But when I see strong men who had it all, on a ledge wondering how their lives got so out of control because of their wives or girlfriends, I'm telling you, it isn't worth it.
Jerk off, go to bed and see the sun in the morning with freedom in the air as a single. You'll thank yourself for it in the long run.
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Lastly...the speed I type has been confirmed to be faster than that of Stephen King in his prime. I need to record myself typing one day and post the video so that everyone here sees for themselves.
It would blow your mind. And the speed I speak - Eminem is the only human being I know who can speak faster than me. And the speed I think for that matter.
(https://i.postimg.cc/RVcDdth4/giphy.gif)
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Primemuscle in a nutshell.
You are a mentally deranged sad old lonely fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life.
You posted about 50 times yesterday and all of them were moronic cut & paste stupidity. You interject yourself into every topic and are clueless at how much you’re truly despised by other members.
You are a mentally deranged sad soggy old queer who raised a brood of white trash. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life.
The only difference between you and Shizzo is the type of alcohol bottle you suck on every night.
You are a mentally deranged lying narcissistic fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life.
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Primemuscle in a nutsack.
Indeed.
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You guys all seem to spend an awful lot of your time posting/discussing Optimus Prime Muscle these days. What gives? Is it the orange boxer briefs?
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I'm not dead...but I'm spiritually dead. From a POS woman I was seeking in 2018, to a wonderful woman I was seeing in 2019 until this past August who miscarried what would have been my fourth child four days before my birthday last year, to this COVID hysteria which I have zero reason to believe will end, short of a social uprising [which could very well end up being coopted, and exploited in the same way that COVID itself has been exploited], to police and lawyers who don't even understand the law, to being in the biggest recession since The Great Depression...
Your first mistake is thinking Getbig is real, it’s not, get off the internet and go live your life.
Only you can solve your problems, stop blaming others for the situation you’re in.
Stop soliciting for, and taking advice from, the dregs of society. Do you really want to make life choices based on the advice of a soggy old queer?
This thread is nothing more than a thinly veiled cry for attention, stop whining and start acting like a man.
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Re: Big Sean Allan is Now
Even if Big Sean hasn’t slurped a cack or bent over for a phag he’s still got honorary AIDS.
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I have a big cock.
I fuck loads of girls.
I fuck men with cocks removed (but thats not a deal breaker)
I have big arms.
Im always ripped.
I can pull off a girls t-shirt (wearing it I mean)
Im gorgeous.
Signed Galeniko
Thread end
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Since when does having every member of Getbig think you’re a disgusting, perverted, senile, soggy old queer pedo constitute owning real estate in someone’s mind ?
Your fucked up coping mechanisms suggest that there is something seriously wrong with you and your life choices.
here
knock yourself out with this one
I let a guy blow me once--yes knowingly
who gives a shit? Doesnt affect your life does it?
LMFAO. 19 days into the new year and you are a lock for Comeback Getbigger of the Year!
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Jane vs Josh wow wish I could sell tickets for this one. Surely one for the ages, King Kong vs Godzilla would be on the undercard with this as the main event. Good vs evil or just bad-ass vs bad-ass? Jane the avenging angel, she scalped Xfactor and Primemuscle in one fell swoop. Josh the Pennywise of getbig, a man who has made more unwanted phone calls than the entire double-glazing industry.
Then there is the whole dick-sucking thing and does it matter? Yes? No? What do the fans think?
Ps no Shizzo you can't be special guest referee. You are a jobber, a ham and egger. You are the pasty, fat slob that gets annihilated in three moves. Know your role.
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You have no fucking clue what you are talking about unless of course the chick was Roseann Barr
I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.
I`d brag abut that shit and shout it from the fucking hilltops forever. ;D
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This is actually how I picture the majority of the posters here. ;D
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Galeniko is such a good poster that he can admit to wearing shirts intended for homosexuals half his age and having volitional sex with transvestites and suffer no negative repercussions whatsoever.
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Matt is probably ok in real life just extremely awkward online. In addition to being Thunderbay’s richest small property owner he is also the strongest sub 200 pound narcissist in the Province. He’s a borderline autistic and one of the top 7 fastest typers in the world. He’s also proud of his race, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but is not fond of other ethnicity’s.
Matt has struggled finding sustainable long term love from a woman but it hasn’t prevented him from fathering several children out of wedlock. It’s fair to say he’s not a traditionalist and that he walks to the beat of his own drum.
The covid lockdown has really done a number on his mental health, to the point that he’s heavily invested in American politics to an extreme level (see Kwon for a reference point) and he is now smoking a cigarette or 2 a week just for stress relief and mental clarity.
He’s eccentric with challenges yes but not mentally retarded.
Also in the future please refrain form using the R word. It makes you look like a hypocrite.
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Exactly. I wouldn’t touch shitzo, if he was the last man on earth. This thread is doing nicely without my input. I will add though that I feel a bit bad about being so harsh towards Matt. I am sorry Matt for being an asshole. I don’t agree with a lot of your rantings but you’re not a bad person. Nobody is bad here especially when you think back to posters such as pillowtalk. Everyone here is pretty harmless. Even poor shitzo.
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Walter Sobchak bashing adult Getbig members = seemed like he had a stick up his ass, but I didn't give it much thought.
Walter Sobchak trashing me as a father, and dragging my small children into this discussion = I thought: maybe he has psychotic depression, or some medicated psychiatric condition that he decided to reduce the intake of his prescription without consultation with his psychiatrist because the medication was making him "drowsy"?
I'm not one to speculate on the psychiatric status of anonymous negative people online. But who brings small children, one being only three years old, still learning to talk, into a discussion to trash a guy who never uttered a negative word to him prior to being the recipient of repeat personal attacks?
So Walter Sobchak - let's pretend all your claims are true:
You independently own two successful private companies, live in a home worth over one million dollars, bench press 405-lb, deadlift in the 500+ range for reps, earn a handsome annual income deep into the six figures, yet devote half the time you spend on Getbig personally attacking fellow members, some of whom [presumably not just me], literally didn't state a single negative word to you in all the time during which we both actively posted here.
Again - let's pretend all your personal claims are true:
It seems to me that your millions aren't making you happy.
Nor does being stronger than 99% of men make you happy. Nor does living in a big, expensive, no doubt very comfortable home made to your specifications, presumably in one of the safer urban areas near Chicago.
If you have all that going for you - if all those claims above that you've made about yourself in other threads are true - then you are in the top 1% of income, net worth, and physical strength. Independently owning two private companies would also put you in the top 1% of industriousness, risk-taking, and entrepreneurial ability. And if you carry the size and muscularity you claim, you would most likely be in the top 1% of male size/muscularity - effectively making you among the top 1% of biggest AND strongest men. That would mean you could walk into ANY gym in North America at any time, and always be in the top 10% of biggest and strongest men present.
If what you are saying is true, in most gyms, you would consistently be the strongest man in the facility, any time of day, any day of the week. The 10% figure is just in the event you walk into a gym, and happen into a group of top powerlifters training there. Most times you walk into a gym, there is NOT a 405-lb bench presser there.
And yet half your posts here are just taking other Getbiggers down a peg? Some of whom you have zero history with, and who have never posted a single iota of negativity towards you in their respective posting history?
If you have all the extensive business and personal success and vast financial and material wealth you claim you have, in addition to possessing a physical strength level which makes you stronger than 99% of men, why would you make fun of people beneath you?
If you are as strong as you claim, it would mean you are the strongest person at your gym almost every time you enter - and that would be true at almost any time in every gym in North America.
So here's the thing: men who are accustomed to being that strong have no need to tear down other people, consistently, with no basis. You'd be so accustomed to being the strongest man everywhere you go that you would take it for granted. And you'd also grasp that if a 175-lb lifetime lifter is consistently that size, that obviously he didn't ever devote to steroid cycling. And you would grasp that dabbling in steroids literally a decade or more earlier would have zero or next to zero benefit today.
If you are as strong as you claim, you either use steroids or eat high calories - or both. So you would be well aware that smaller lifters may do both, but at lower levels.
That fact that you think my 170-lb physique at around 15% body fat is the result of ANY serious level of steroids just makes me wonder if you even work out.
If you were like "Did you take a month of Anavar to look like that?", THAT would be a reasonable question...but NOTHING in my results should make any long-term lifter think I even remotely take steroids - or even a high-protein diet - seriously.
Frankly, I should be flattered you think I actively use steroids.
But the ONLY people I get that suspicion from are those who don't work out.
If you are a legit 405-lb bench presser, by necessity, you know what it takes to achieve that. And a lifter in the 170's with 15% body fat shouldn't even register as a steroid user to you. If you don't work out, then yeah - I could see why you would think I use steroids.
When gyms reopen, you better believe I'll be benching 360-370 at 175-lb body weight.
And if another Getbigger was benching 280 and throwing his hat in strongman contests in his region, it wouldn't cross my mind to make fun of him - because everyone would know I'm stronger, so why point it out just to poke fun?
Do you think I'm a long-term steroid user, stuck at 175-lb?
If so, did you think that maybe I DON'T WANT to get any heavier than 175-lb? I have three small children who need me. Do you think I want to put on size to gain strength, knowing it can ONLY hurt my health? Did you ever stop and think that some of us don't want to reduce our organ integrity, tax the processes of our bodies, reduce mobility, potentially reduce our lifespans, and risk injury, just for a plastic trophy?
How about a friendly bet, Walter Sobchak?:
When gyms open in Ontario, I'll surpass all my previous best lifts at 175-lb, within six months. I'll give you a 70-lb weight advantage [245-lb], and we'll both upload our top lifts, and post them here. Let's see how much you can out-lift me with a full 70-lb body weight advantage. You can feel free to use whatever steroids you want, as well. I would do it drug-free - not like you'd believe me anyway.
Then let's see how much you make fun of me for being "weak".
I'll give you a 100-lb weight advantage of you want. I'm not saying I'd beat you - I just want you to eat your words, seeing my "weak" top lifts at 175.
And back to my previous point - do you think it's cool bringing my children into this discussion and speaking negatively about them?
Do you think it makes you a big man to talk badly about a 3-year-old girl, still in the process of learning to speak? Even my two oldest children are 11 and 10, and you have the audacity to state they were raised poorly?
I'll say this as a general statement:
If anyone in person ever bashed my commitment as a father, or insulted my children, I'd very politely ask them to apologize. If they refused to apologize, I'd give them one more warning.
Then a switch would flip in my brain, that I have no control over.
Then I'd go to jail.
So my STRONG SUGGESTION to you, Walter Sobchak, is: continue to be an internet tough guy, while you are safe behind your computer screen. But I must SERIOUSLY caution against you talking trash about a man's family in real life - especially insulting his commitment as a father, or telling him his children didn't get a proper upbringing.
The odds of you travelling to Middle-of-Nowhere, Northern Ontario are about 0%, but I am absolutely, positively 100% confident that if anyone disrespected my commitment as a father, or insulted the upbringing of my children in person the way you did online, I'd very politely ask them to apologize.
And they would apologize.
And that would be the end of it.
Once again - my kids are my life. I take any issues involving my children very seriously.
And you would NEVER insult a father in real life. Or bring up his children in ANY context. Not just to me - but to ANY man with kids. You're too scared to post using your real name, and you're describing yourself as a badass. Do you REALLY think anyone here believes any of your claims?
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I could easily see where a 36 year old welfare bum is a steep step up from you.
Matt, how often do you think the last girlfriend cheated on you?
While you were at home paying her bills do you think she was out riding cock like a fat kid on a Disneyland ride? I am starting to see why you think all vagina tastes like stale man batter.
Very good question, Walter.
Again, keep in mind, I was an ATM for her. She was at my house 8-10 hours a day [to get access to my money], and worked full-time as a janitor. And she lived with her mommy and daddy.
Truth be told, there wouldn't have been much time for her to cheat. Not much, anyway.
Also, she had some very bad sexual experiences with her ex of BDSM going to far. SHE requested it, but regardless, it was taken to far.
So I think that the BDSM hitting and choking damaged her sexuality and sex drive a bit - not to mention the masses of Percocets she was buying with my money. Percocets/opiates reduce sex drive...or prevent/delay orgasm at least [by retaining sexual fluids]
Don't get me wrong - you bring up a valid question. But all things considered, I don't think she was having much sex, if any at all.
By August 2018, I had enough waiting. I fucked four women that month.
That is NOT my style, but WTF benefit was I getting waiting and waiting for NOTHING?
God, what a horrible experience.
Have you ever dated lying piece of trash, Walter?
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I recently turned 58 and my girlfriend turned 27 a week later. We have so much fun together. We have been together over 2 years.
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Anyone who thinks they have to post a photo of their privates on a discussion forum are beyond help! No one can help them.
Matt, please completely stop responding to everyone who posts to or about you. That is a good rule for surviving around here.
You just dig a deeper hole for yourself and even a team of oxen won't get you out.
Walter should be ashamed of what he is doing to an autistic dude. How can any civil person think stirring such people is amusing?
Stop beating around the bush. The topic at hand is Matt's aesthetic cock. Your thoughts please sir.
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Great post, but I think love does wacky things to people.
I've only *thought* I was in love twice. And I have never been more vulnerable, and never tolerated more abuse from women than I did to those two women who I - for whatever reason - thought I was in love with.
The sad thing is, I have met all sorts of beautiful women, but I seldom fall in love. But I guess in 2000 and again in 2018, I did. In the more recent case, I think the reason why it happened was because she misrepresented herself as being an innocent victim of male abuse, and only wanted a nice guy who cared about her, and blah, blah, blah. I later found out that she was addicted to Percocets, and had slept with around 35 guys, at leave five of whom she met on Tinder. What woman would need to use Tinder to get laid?
Had I known those things about her, I would have never had the strong feelings for her that I did. But I have to say - having those feelings made me very vulnerable, and that is why I loathe the notion of being in love. It's the very last thing I want to happen to me.
Claims he’s a numerical savant.
Measures his dick length to four decimal places (five significant figures).
Yet can’t keep straight whether the ex-girlfriend fucked 20 guys or 35 guys while they were dating.
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Killer! You really pulled that room together. Love the dual monitors. They make it look like you are really a busy professional..
I am definitely jealous. I gave up the bedroom I planned to make into my office, when I agreed to let my my grandson and his fiance moved in. Right now, my great granddaughter occupies the space. She's almost a year old. She needs the room more than I do. they are only suppose to be here for another year....we'll see.
For the time being, I've got a mini-office setup in my bedroom. Fortunately, this room is pretty large. But, having one's office in the room where they sleep is not ideal. For Zoom meetings, I am using the living room because the light is better. Ultimately, I hope to have a bookcase full of books as a backdrop like all the folks on TV do. LOL!
The fuck you mean by having two monitors makes it look like I'm busy?? Of course I'm fucking busy, I work for one of the largest telecommunications companies in the world you crusty bastard. Having two monitors makes it easier for me to get things done instead of flipping from one window to another...that's it.
You think you're fucking slick trying to compliment and throw a secret insult at the same time and you've pulled that shit with other people. Next time you run your trap, I'm going to run a choo choo train up your ass. Otherwise, stick to being a closet homo and hang up some coats while you're in there you sniveling little shit
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Prime is no match for Goodrum.
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Savage owning by Venom Vince
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there was a very good flow to Goodrum's insult :D ;D
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Yes, he stayed on track.
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Fucking Vince !!!!! LOL ;D
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Vince G
“run the lip and you’ll get the full clip”
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Vince G
“run the lip and you’ll get the full clip”
Vince knows what’s up. :D
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Nor you me.
Listen. The biggest mistake I ever made on here since I came back is messaging you and being nice. All Ive realized over time is that you are a level 100 narcissist who is despised on here. Maybe its old age, but you really like to come across that you are always right and much more intelligent than anyone. You clearly have a tendency towards, Im gonna attempt to not get banned here,,,,,
interacting with younger folks. Your calling pillowtalk a character then trying to come up with some reason for it which registers with no one on the planet except you was vomit level. Now you admit you married even though you are a homo? Thats despicable. And the stories of you abandoning your dying wife, multiple people have messaged me proof of it, but whatever, youll deny it anyways. In the end I realize you are an awful person who would never admit to it, but rather live in your masquerade of thinking you are a good guy. The world will be better off when you join your wife
And oh, as most people do Im sure you are winding up to tell me what a shitty person I am. Listen grandpa, I know Im a shitty person. I deserve a beating from many people on here. The difference is Im self aware. You are not
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I’m visiting New Orleans for the first time and we find ourselves at some dive bar surrounded by black folks. We’re shooting billiards and some humongous black chick starts flirting with me. I mean HUGE. She’s at least 350lbs no joke. Now I’m no prize but I usually date 5s and 6s. This beast was a solid zero. So I’m drinking and flirting back just for fun and before you know it I’m sitting on her lap and she’s now buying the drinks. I jokingly tell my buddy I’m pretty sure this chick is gonna kill me if I don’t fuck her. He says if you do and bring me proof I’ll pay for the flight back to Cleveland.
That’s like $120. But aside from the money a part of me starts wondering ‘When was the last time this orca whale got laid?’ I mean she was absolutely horrendous monstrously obese and horribly sweaty and all. And she was being soooo nice to me that I started thinking about it in a charitable kind of way. So I when she asks me to come back to her place I accepted and immediately regretted my decision when we pulled up to what looked like an abandoned home and we had to go around the back and go into the basement where a filthy mattress sat on the floor next to a milk crate. I immediately panicked and thought I was about to be mugged. Then I realized she might be a prostitute and this was her flop house.
I tried to get out of it by telling her I didn’t have any condoms and I didn’t want to get her pregnant but this bitch was two steps ahead of me. ‘I’m already pregnant,’ she laughed as she led me by the hand down onto the filthy floor. Did I mention it smelled like raw sewage. I remember it smelled so bad that when I put my face close to her sweaty nasty armpits it was actually a relief.
I thought at least she might go down on me and I could bust one and make a run for it but again I was drunk and she was thinking nine moves ahead like Kasparov. So she just casually takes off her sweat soaked purple leggings and black thong and spreads her legs and yells ‘EAT ME, SUGAR!’
I was so stunned I couldn’t decide whether to vomit or die laughing. But somehow, I obeyed and began lapping up her puddles of her Denny’s combo of fecal, sweat and vag juice. She came and immediately got up on all fours and shouted ‘NOW FUCK DAT PUSSY’. At this point I believe I was suffering from Stockholm Syndrome and just did what I was told. I’m in her sweaty smelly twat and thinking that since I didn’t serve in Vietnam like my dad, this will be the best war story I’ll ever be able to tell my nephews when they grow up.
I’m on autopilot at this point and I figure I may as well fuck her in the ass and cap off the night in heroic fashion so I look down and use every bit of my powerlifting lockout to spread her gigantic ass cheeks to find her asshole entrance. But to my shock and horror she didn’t have an anus...
...unless....
...I reach down below the hood with my fingers feeling around and using my Braille powers find a loose wet dripping pair of wizard sleeves. It hits me like a freight train...
I’M ALREADY IN HER ASS. IVE BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
I finish in her ass and collapse on top of her like a baby seal taking a nap on a Sperm whale. When I wake up the sun is up and I ready to make my getaway. But I still need proof for my friend so he doesn’t pull an Epic is Back and stiff me. So I get dressed, grab her thong and stuff it into my jeans and tiptoe towards the door hoping her snoring will cover up the sound of me opening all three locks on the door.
Again, I didn’t realize I had fucked Magnus Carlsen. I flip one dead bolt and the snoring immediately stops. I FREEZE.
“I know you ain’t stealing my damn thong!”
I tell her I was on my way to get coffee and forgot about them and pulled them out and tossed them to her.
“if you goin to Dunkin’ Donuts can you gemme three jelly donuts?”
Sure I say. I walk out of that dungeon up the stairs and I swear Andy DuFresne had absolutely nothing on me. I jumped for joy and then immediately tried to figure out where the nearest place to charge my flip phone could possibly be. New Orleans is a shithole and I had to be in the shittiest part of the dirtiest city.
I finally had to borrow someone’s phone on the street and call my friend to come get me. He picks me up and I tell him the flight home is on him. He of course asks for proof and I tell him to smell my fingers. Not good enough, he tells me.
So in the end I paid my own way home but a few months later he finally paid up.
AFTER I showed him my positive herpes test results.
Solid dude kept his word!
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Flame away but I love to show em off!!! I think I have the perfect physique and it has rewarded me well!!
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you own a lot of flat billed hats.....dont you?
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I’d suck on her engorged clit.
Oh yea? If scientists were to do a dna test on her asshole the only thing they would find is my saliva
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Re: How I Picture Married Life....
I kinda like my (15 years) married life:
- Wife is a size 2 hardbody that lifts 4x/week and teaches group fitness 4x/week
- Son who is smart (when he isn't a smart ass)
- lots of dogs and a cat
- 4500 sqft house in the country
- 5+ acres of land
- Good job
- Wife is a good cook and has dinner ready when I get home from work.
- Sex on demand
- Wife is smart, politically aligned with me, a crack shot with a rifle and would trust to have my back in a foxhole
Off the top of my head...
Sounds good! With greatest respect what are you doing here, and why have you amassed 8000 posts....something must be wrong with you :D
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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa (Naurobi, Kenya)
Don't feel bad. I didn't get any love when I called Wiggs this either. Pearls before swine.
Melvin, you have as much in common with someone from Nairobi as I have with a Berliner. Nothing at all. You and I have far more in common.
And honestly, living overseas is hard, nevermind trying to do it in the third world. Even if by some miracle, at your age, you got over all the hurdles that come with being foreign, being a foreigner every fucking day of your life just gets exhausting after awhile. Do not leave your country. Do not wander the earth like Cain in Kung Fu. The grass is plenty green right where you are, my fat comfortable American friend.
There's no pleasing some people. That's what Jesus said.
I've worked in Kenya before, mainly Mombasa. Goodrum will last all of five minutes. As soon as he's squeezed his child-bearing hips into a dashiki and done his best King Jaffe Joffer impression for YouTube, he'll be back.
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So will smith 13 year old daughter took this picture with a 20 year old guy in bed and will smith says he allows her to make her own decisions, what say you getbig.
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Looks like she needs to move in with her auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
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I paid agnostic
Ask him
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What a load of internet bullshit. Fights and duels and nothing ever comes of it. The only dude with any nerve is Derek Anthony who spit in Goodrum's face because that low life sent G4P stuff to his parents.
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fuck :(
i could have been stacking my money by being a frugal bastard and fuck bar sluts thanks to my enhanced muscle mass
i really fucked up my entire life
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there's no dating advice.
do the best you can for looks at any time, go clean with good clothes, wash you mouth, put on bit perfume, and thats it.
they know within a second if you gonna come any near or not.
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Re: YOUR NEW TEACHER HAS ARRIVED!
COLIN!?!?!?!
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Only thing that piece of shit could teach anyone is utter faggory, fucking disgusting aids infested cunt
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Well i wasn't going to share this, but i'm bored at work waiting for my last video conference, so here you go.
One of the worst experiences in my life, i'm still trying to forget it.
This was a little over 2 years ago.
I'm doing the online dating app thing, going after single moms and 30-something Latinas with daddy issues. It have been a while since i got laid so i'm fishing a little deeper than normal. This 30 year old mother of 3 who was 5'3" and 130ish messages me, we start talking. She seems decent in her pics, so i ask for a few more. Looks good, but you never know until you peel the cloths off. These Mexican broads can hide fat really well.
We chat for a few says, i get her number and call her on a Friday night. She's excited and tells me her kids just "happened" to be with their baby daddy this weekend and she'd like to go out for a drink. She flirts with me pretty hard, so i can tell she's completely DTF, no drinks necessary. So i joke around and tell her i should just come to her place for a drink and then go from there. She accepts, i'm pumped and can't wait to clap some nice Mexican butt cheeks.
For those not in the "know" Mexican pussy is like an oven, it's the warmest love pocket you will ever witness. - Just FYI
Saturday evening comes, she's been sending me flirty texts all day. Asking me if she should even bother wearing anything? :o So i decide to "pre-game" a bit, make a couple drinks, grab a roady and head for the hour drive over to her place. I'm jacked up on 750mg of Test and 50mg of Cialis, i'm ready to take her to pound town.
I'm almost to her house and text her, she calls me and gives me directions to another house a few miles away. Weird. Not to be deterred i carry on, park in the driveway and walk to the front door. She opens the door and to my demise stands a 40 year old 160 pound Mexican Yeti, complete with Sharpie eyebrows and chola gold hoop ear rings. I'm speechless and not sure what to do, before i say anything she says "that profile is my sisters and i have access to it". I'm like "ok where is your sister"? :D She says her sis is in a relationship, so is unaware of me at all. Then tells me she knew i'd still be interested once i arrived. :-[ ::)
So i'm not too upset, but really weirded out by all of this. But captain winky is all in so i just play along a little. Start massaging her shoulders, she drinks a glass of wine while i have some gin. Leads me to the bedroom. I notice the house is immaculately clean, not something a lady with kids would have. So we start messing around, i slide her panties off, she's wetter than slip n slide. Has a bit of a gut, nothing too serious, just a big girl. Pull her shirt of and her funbags fall almost to her belly button. She's got massive tittonas of peace, but damn they look like those African ladies in the old National Geographic magazines my dad used to have. :-\
I just power through, she gives amazing head and even deep throats like a champion. I considered just busting in her mouth and leaving, but the Gin had kicked in so i was going to have to work for it. She rides me like a stallion and has a few orgasms, i flip her around and clap them cheeks from behind. Then i'm thinking "anal"? So i start fingering her butt with no resistance, so i know she's down. I have her suck me off and get my dick all sloppy, then slide it in slowly. She struggles for a minute and then takes it like a champ. 2-3 minute later i'm balls deep plowing this beast like a pornstar.
Here's where the "fun" begins. I'm going to pound town and then hear the front door open and then shut with some muffled voices. I stop pound and can tell she's in panic mode. All of a sudden i feel this warmth around my dick followed by a sandy sensation, it's apparent whatever was in her guts has entered her rectum. I'm panicking. Then i smell this horrible odor, she's leaking out. :-X I'm terrified, she's looking back at me like she just saw the grim reaper. THEN the door opens to the bedroom, there is her 30 year old sister looking all sexy with 3 kids trailing behind her.
What happens next is like imagining a 20 gallon balloon filled with diarrhea and compressed air being released. She squirms off me and what can only be described as a "shit sprinkler" starts spraying across the room. It's everywhere! I'm almost throwing up, my lower half of my body covered in shit. Her sister is pushing the kids down the hallway while gagging. The beast looks at me with tears in her eyes, then runs down the hallway to the only bathroom.
So i'm stuck in this room, covered in shit and no bathroom. Fuck! So i open the nearest drawer, and start cleaning myself with whatever clothing i could find. Ended up getting most of it off with some t shirts and a glass of water. Now i'm not sure what to do, so i just walk towards the front door. The little sister is on the phone screaming in Spanish to someone. Refuses to make eye contact, so i just rush out the door and jump in my truck. Haul ass to a local LA Fitness (BBing related) to shower.
The entire drive home i'm in agony because i left my fucking cell phone at this sluts house. Via online chat she agreed to leave it in the mailbox. So i pick it up the next day. I could see the little sister looking out the window as i took my phone out of the mailbox. What a weird situation. So the beast sends me a message like a week later explaining everything. Those kids were hers and her sister had taken them out for the evening. They came back home early.
That house? It was her ex-husbands house. They were staying there while he was overseas. He was in the military, which explained how immaculate the place was. All the cloths i wiped shit on were his. ;D
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I do not understand the desire to plow a woman in the arsehole.
I’m not turned off by a female’s turd launcher; not at all. However, it is ... that ... and if you go rumbling within, there’s always a semi-decent chance there will be an “accident” of some type.
I simply can never take that chance. It would be a turn-off unlike almost anything else.
With a woman with whom I’m in love, the most action that’ll happen there is shallowly poking it with my finger and licking it once in a while.
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lol at the guys afraid of the cornpipe. I usually don't care about it but have had chicks who wanted me to fuck them in the ass. Nothing like bending a chick over and licking her up and down, pussy, ass, pussy, ass, pussy, ass up and down.
When you stick you tongue in their asshole and their buttcheeks squeeze your face. It's awesome. Most of the time women that don't want it just feel gross down there. They're afraid you'll get a wiff of that earthiness and leave. I like hunting down there.
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Re: WYHI....Bad Girl Edition
NASTY visual.....however, from my "experience" big girls give 100% to make sure you are complete!
You are absolutely right. Last mammoth I banged road me like Seabiscuit. My tater tot dick would hardly hit pay dirt but I was able to nut just by her GG fun bags slapping the hell out of my head. And they know to hit the road before you even get up off the bed.
Every now and then you get a plumper that wants to cuddle.....As soon as the last drop of nut leaves the shaft, im hating what i did :'(
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I saw Wiggs riding a bike yesterday.
he might as well be living a quiet life in the outskirts of argentina now under a fake id.
I'd fuck her nonetheless
I've had a long life battle with your moms asshole
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I despise most of the population so other than a few brief stints where circumstances meant I had to use a gym have almost always trained at home. Those types you mention are annoying enough to look at in every day life without having to share a gym with the cunts especially those fucking hats
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Re: that moment when you click a porn video and realise the sound is up
How many times have I been scrolling down through a get big thread and there's the obligatory porn picture that I didn't expect? Usually has something to do with gay porn or a kai with a fruit. One thread had nothing do with the picture and I'm sitting next to the wife with my lap top. I scroll down and there is two guys banging. I quickly tried to scroll up and she said, "It's okay if your curious." I quickly tried to explain getbig culture, ball busting and comedic sense. She winks at me once in awhile and asks if I'm still curious. Damn you getbig.
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Disgusting, he shouldn't even be near kids, let alone teach them.
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I dont believe in going into some boring office and do a 9 to 5 I like being my own boss.
Thats Goodrums strategy too
Seems to work very well
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Yes, just like Bay. "I can't tell the rest of the story on here... PM me if you want to know the full details." Like some sort of blood sucking gay spider trying to trap you into his web. Not interested enough in bodybuilding gayssip to pursue a creepy gay man for details.
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Careful fellas, GetBig's Law is starting to take effect - Wes's thread is slowly being drawn in to the whirlpool of c0ck talk...
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Kwon - can we get a quick thread un-gayer in here please? I'm thinking something involving butts (not sure if you have any ;D)
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Re: I took the first dose of the vaccine...feel like shit
I'm doing both Pfizer and Moderna vaccines at 1 ml per week, and oral J & J as a kickstart.
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Re: Definitely need more sleep as I get older
I’ve always slept great but just seems need about 10 hours a day
That’s cause you are a fat paint huffing hillbilly piece of shit.
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note the middle ab sepereration, and im not fully dieted down either i couldve been a walk on champ , and jogged all the way from NC to the contest if i could afford some decent running shoes.
when i win the sandow i am going to donate it to getbig.com and have my gold medal melted down into little coins to give too all of you, my friends to the end!!!!
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Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.
Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:
Habemus FALCON!
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Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.
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Terrible tit-to-gut ratio - absolutely unacceptable - she should be racking KK+
She needs a treadmill - and some vaseline to prevent chafing
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I know a guy who went to buy a treadmill from someone (EBay) when she opened the door she was about 350lbs.
He said to me he thought "this treadmill is either going to be brand new or fucked"
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LOL...now I'm curious to click. I'll sleep on it.
On Getbig, photos of the penis of board legend Marty Champions 10.5" penis were leaked here, and someone called it "skinny".
Only on Getbig can your dick be bigger than 90% of male porn stars and still be called skinny or small. The same board where Mike O'Hearn and Morgan Aste "look like shit", or are "small".
How big is VG's small penis? Let me guess...8.5"?
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Why? Sometimes a present doesn't need to be opened. Sometimes the cat doesn't need to be let out of the bag.
Mass with class, with a hint of abs......
You have neither mass, muscle, abs, or any class. We've already seen your drunk ass and if you had made any improvements, you would have posted it up quicker than that post you made about sucking another man's dick for attention.
With all the time you've spent here on a bodybuilding forum, I would think that it would motivate you to pick up a fucking weight of some type so I have to wonder why the fuck are you even here to begin with??. You are just worthless and simply taking up space on Getbig. I think you need to get a part time job that doesnt involve being the gloryhole mouth at an adult video store. Even Ron deleting your account would not be enough to clean the stench....you should climb into a trash bag and shoot yourself to make it easier for the garbage truck to haul you to the nearest landfill.
I only wish I could borrow Dr Emmitt Brown's Delorean, go back in time and give your mother a bottle of birth control pills. You are a beta, an incel, and you have no chance of ever being a Getbig Legend. If you're not going to take my advice about the trash bag, then I'd suggest to shut up when Getbig Legends are posting
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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
I'm surprised these never made it to Getbig, etc..... -
https://omg.blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tumblr_oo7ms606rz1ujn5b6o4_500.jpg .
The Nudes -
https://omg.blog/omg-hes-naked-four-time-mr-natural-universe-title-holder-actor-american-bodybuilder-mike-hearn/ (slight homo content).
80% balls in that sock.
This thread was like the Bat Signal to you wasn't it?
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Re: News today: Aussie pensioner's head is literally bummed off.
Honestly, what is the world coming to?
https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/140673/aussie-pensioner-vows-to-continue-debauched-lifestyle-after-head-is-literally-bummed-off-and-transplanted-onto-a-pig
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past like 5 days just so much obsession and easily turned on by sluts today was an easy wank in the morning then fuck my girl when i got home then wank again
there is definitly something to this shit protien is definitly a keeper now, i used to think it was just youth back in the day but now i see it as protiens
SEE The Falcon fight his animal urges.
HEAR The Falcon list his wisdoms in no particular order.
THRILL as the Falcon partakes of a libido enhancing diet and blueballs himself in a hardware store parking lot.
Falconius Dickus, in the throes of pon far, battles to elevate his enlightened self above the crotchal region and get some work done.
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Wait a second, so my dick is considered small? ???
It's roughly the same size as Mike's, and I never really considered it small. I always felt like that would be like calling a 5'11" dude "short".
If you want to say 5'11" is "not tall", that's fine - but I don't see how anyone would call that "short".
I was going to send a picture of my cock to OneRepMax to confirm it is not small in case that ever gets said on here. But I guess it's considered small...
Now Mike O'Hearn's balls LOL...I'm not laughing at the fact they are small, but it absolutely confirms his steroid use. ;D
Is there no way to use steroids "seriously" without losing your balls and hair? Does TRT have a noticeable impact in these areas too? Because I'm not opposed to steroids, but just seeing that level of testicle shrinkage really annoys me
I'd just prefer not to make trade-offs - including preferably not losing my hair.
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I have no opinion of Melinda Gates. Why would I?
Can you write a review for this YouTube ad please? Out of curiosity, is this what gay men say to one another after sucking each other's dicks just after that dick was pulled out of their own ass?
And you enjoy that?
Why would you enjoy sucking a man's dick that smells like shit? Why does that arouse you?
I just don't see the appeal of sucking a shit-stained cock?
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Well...that was the first time I met Shizzo ..I wish he didnt use his teeth so much. But I've been to some wild gay parties where there was poppers, cocaine , gloryholes, and some outdoor tents where anything and everything happenned. I just got drunk and never fooled with any of that shit and just took a cute guy home instead. Most of them weren't bathroom stalls but just a large cardboard box with a hole in it with a slot to put money in
Do you prefer cute or sexy or rugged?
Are they mostly cute , boyish dudes?
Bay usually prefers Huge Bodybuilders and not lil cuties (as Primemuscle calls them)
Yes, all of the guys in those in the hloryholes boxes were blond haired, blue eyed twinks rarely brown haired and absolutely never any coffes tacos, egg rolls, etc, etc...just white twinks...usually it was 100 dollars to get sucked off which was nothing to partygoers who wouldn't even blink at spending a grand or just too drugged up to care.
Those twinks prob made a few thousand a night easy by sucking and jerking those people off. Funny thing is that most of the customers were straight and married . They knew they were getting sucked by a guy but I guess they figured that it didnt count because they couldn't see them.
I only went to maybe 5 of those parties as they were by invitation and usually blacks weren't allowed unless they were serving the food. White gay people are the biggest racists out there...especially the liberal ones. I was always with a white friend or otherwise they would have just told me to get lost
I mostly dated white guys not so much by choice but other blacks thought I was too white acting. I would say I dated a mix between twinks and average looking. The oldest I dated was in his 50s but he looked like he was in his 30s and couldn't tell until he showed me his driver's license. I'm more about personality and him being able to have an intelligent conversion...I do avoid guys who had way too much sugar in the tank I you know what mean
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The New York Pro is tomorrow, in Tampa:
6 Reps - have you ever considered doing one more rep?
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I feel you, Dave.
I am also a super-clean junk-food adherent who struggles to keep his weight up - guess I'm just a human furnace... I'll strive to put down around 10 or 12 lbs of red meat a day. Any less, and my ribs start to protrude painfully...
And in fact, while we are being honest with each other, I've found that even just looking at a dumbell gives me a bicep pump, so I've started tucking pieces of cardboard into the sides of my War-Bandana while I train, to act as kind of a blinder system that keeps my eyes facing front at all times. That way I can keep "Accident" and "Emergency" (the names I've given to my left and right arms) under the 21" mark... just to keep the general public safe... you know..?
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I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt. I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Morehead, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question.
P.S. -- I humbly suggest you at least audit a couple of journalism and/or PR writing classes from an institution where you're not banned. It will help you learn how to write in a more concise manner, and potentially cure your habit of using brackets when you mean to use parentheses.
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RE Primemuscle.
One thing about people like you, malignant narcissist, that love talking about themselves and sharing every detail of their empty lives, is they assume others like to hear about their self-absorbed ramblings and think they find them as interesting as you find yourself.
Couldn't finish those hash browns, eh? Comfortably full? Your weight variation now and last night? How did the coffee affect that? You should write a goddamn book. I'm sure it will be a best seller.
Jeeze, the most self-unaware person on this board. No wonder your other family members have to hide from you and you have to hang on during every waking hour on this board.
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Repost: I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt. I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Lakehead U, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question.
That question was, what is your source for claiming almost 80% of German Jews survived the concentration and extermination camps?
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Re: Longest time ever gone without shooting a load
Reading one of Matt's posts from beginning to end.
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Repost: I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt. I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Lakehead U, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question.
That question was, what is your source for claiming almost 80% of German Jews survived the concentration and extermination camps?
FUCKING BRUTAL
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Repost: I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt. I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Lakehead U, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question.
That question was, what is your source for claiming almost 80% of German Jews survived the concentration and extermination camps?
FUCKING BRUTAL
Wes, my brother you left out the ever important part about Matt's aesthetically pleasing 6.45inch prick. If 60% of the worlds Jews were wiped out in Europe it is almost statistically impossible for 80% of German Jews to have survived.
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LOL!
A blast from the past.
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Granted, Bhank posted way too much of his personal information on Getbig. And for all I know, he may not care that his mug shot got posted here. It still doesn't make doing this right.
Unfortunately, there are people here who delight in exposing other folks lives, even those who don't "wave their dicks around".
Maybe before folks join Getbig, they should have to sign a disclaimer acknowledging that they could very well have their lives exposed at someone's whim....just for 'shits and giggles'. Like fair warning.
Oh cry me a fucking river you soggy old senile queer.
You and XFactor called me a bitch, a kunt, transgender, and a cutter and thought because I am a woman that there was nothing I could do about it. You sure thought your shit didn’t stink while you were butt buddying up on the bandwagon, didn’t you ?
I warned you what would happen and you told me to go right ahead and do my worst. You are really fucking lucky that OMR asked me to stop, or I would have scorched the fucking earth with your smoldering queer carcass. Including the complaints lodged against you by the parents of the children who attended the school you worked at.
I have an awful lot more than just home addresses, if you (and your family) want to be stupid and play that game a little more ? A ban from this fucking place is absolutely no deterrent to what will follow.
As for XFactor, he shows his fucking face here again, the NHL will be calling the owner of the company he works for.
You ruin this fucking board with your stupidity and incessant whining. Maybe it is time for me to take out the (white) trash once and for all ?
And “Howard”, I know you are reading this, it’s about fucking time you had your comeuppance too.
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Oh? And why is that? As best as I can remember in the approximately 15 years I've been a member of Getbig, I have never posted folk's personal information, regardless whether it was public record or not. This is a cheap shot and most here know that it is.
Don't you fuking dare presume to speak for any of us, you vile, old, queer! This is what GetBig does, always did, and should do. It was a big step back when they past a rule limiting public exposure of all PUBLIC records. Most put on the net by the subject himself.
Your soggy, old, anally-bored out, ass would have been driven off this board long ago. How many times have you cried to the mods to keep Plain Jane in check?
Go back to pegging yourself with that fecal stained dildo you have suctioned cup to the shower stall wall.
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Wes, my brother you left out the ever important part about Matt's aesthetically pleasing 6.45inch prick. If 60% of the worlds Jews were wiped out in Europe it is almost statistically impossible for 80% of German Jews to have survived.
What an oversight on my part.................wha t was I thinking? ;D
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that's gangsta. bet his car was full of cross-eyed white boi pussy
You've really taken YouTube by storm, Vince. With your provocatively pleonastic video titles and enthralling content featuring you obeying the speed limit to decades-old 'crunk' as you narrowly avoid having to call the emergency breakdown services, it's no wonder you're such a success.
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Hey man you want to go save the starving children in Africa from Ebola have at it. Not sure why you are hating on me though. I have never been to prison because again I am not a felon so please keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself.
Because you are a breathtakingly shallow, vain, self-absorbed, spoiled rich kid that you did nothing to earn or deserve. To think that the most important thing in your life, your "noble, righteous, quest" is how your body looks. How you're whole life revolves around trying to get big muscles.
Tell me this. Say you get these great big muscles. You look like Ramy. Then what?
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In the morning I weigh this amount precisely and look just like this....in mid afternoon I`m a tad heavier but holding a little water along with my cock.....at night I`m very vascualar and weigh 78 more pounds than I did that exact same morning.........if I get up to piss I check my condition in my mirror as always,measure my arms, and weight myself once again.
It`s tough to be this dedicated but it pays off in huge dividends even though I only train to impress some fag on the street or a half blind chick who cant ascertain how fucking ugly I am..................no trophied for me,I`m doing this for myself.
Oh,did I also mention I do extra high reps with pussified poundages if the urge ever strikes me.....due to my tinfoil knees.
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Re: Matt Canning Has Lakehead U. in Fear, 'revenge is a dish best served cold.'
Matt got fired for racist comments on FB, now he has sour grapes about getting fired and won't leave the topic alone.
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I have been kicked out of public malls and grocery stores and asked not to loiter on sidewalks outside of restaurants and stores for looking homeless
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Oh yeah. I remember when he was sporting a hole in his butt cheek.....it was gross.
The irony.....
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Holy fuck what a queer looking cunt, I long for the days when revolting pieces of shit like this are beaten brutally just for daring to appear in public with zero legal repercussions and maybe even awards for whoever did it
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The reason I wasn't on camera was that Richard couldn't hear me on the phone that I was using so I had to switch to my laptop which doesn't have a working camera.
Overall, I think it went well. Richard is hard to debate and I had already knew what to expect. He got me on a few things in ethics and I got him on B12 injections, KFC and Burger King. Its a debate
You always have excuses. Before the debate you said you could handle the ethical issues. Turns out you were exposed as ignorant and misinformed about such matters. Richard clearly made you look like a guy who rambled on but knew very little...
in other words a complete fool. You totally underestimated his abilities whereas you overestimated your own! Some commentators said this was a train wreck. It might have been entertaining in parts but you ended up looking like a nincompoop. I doubt you even comprehend what a debate is.
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If you haven't noticed, I haven't been replying to your posts because I haven't been reading them.
I just skip over when I see your name or user picture.
I know you probably peck at your keyboard, one key at a time, like someone who has never seen a computer before, and so you assume my long posts take me hours to type, because that's how long it would take *you* to type.
I guess that's just one more deficit you have compared to me along with IQ, education level, net worth, strength, speed, hairline, and presumably face too.
Let's both give up to date pictures to a mod in 16 weeks and have him post it on a dating website, and report back to see whose dating profile attracts more women.
Call it a Getbig social experiment.
Oh wait, I forgot - you're forced to hide behind a screen name because you need to work a 9 to 5 to pay your bills, and don't have the personal freedom to speak the way you do without being in hiding. ;D
Thank you for remembering my previous plan to first cut to 160-lb, then to bulk back up to 175-lb. I'm glad you show so much interest in my posts.
To answer your question:
At the time, I had no adequate place to do proper free weight training. Both options that came available were way across town; one of them was in the carpeted living room in the home of a friend of a friend, and only had one of those lat pulldown machines with plastic coated weights, and dumbbells up to 30-lb. The other option was a proper gym that had everything, but was not only a massive drive, but was $75 an hour, with staggered availability that wasn't particularly convenient.
That would have been an option until I found an AMAZING option that I can't even describe here, given that it's technically still illegal in Ontario. ::)
Let's just say I talked to enough friends with home gyms, and eventually managed to find something that gave me everything I need for weight, sans the strongman event implements. But I'm not ready yet to train events anyway.
So here is the why I kiboshed that diet to 160-lb:
I didn't expect to get an actual place to train this soon - let alone what I lucked into - and I wasn't willing to buy home equipment because I don't want to do Bowflex training in my basement. I want to train with weights that will definitely damage my floor over time, and so I made the judgment to take the time off and keep asking friends to see if there were options for me.
Then I decided enough was enough, and that by June 1st, I would bite the bullet and buy home equipment, even if that meant a Bowflex, or one of those Wal-Mart lat pulldown machines and whatever dumbbells I can get my hands on [which is actually oddly difficult in Canada for anything heavy], and then - SUCCESS - I lucked into my current training situation by complete happenstance. :)
I had no way of knowing that would happen, and now that I can train properly, I've decided to just train with weights and drop to 175.
My plan to drop to 160-lb was based on the possibility I wouldn't find a proper place to train with weights, which means dumbbells going to up 120-lb or more.
Basically the cut to 160 was predicated on not being able to weight train, and only being able to go on walks, or buy limited home gym equipment suitable to not destroy my home.
It was a diet I was going to do just to do something to kill time until I had proper training options. I have one now, and since I only need one, I don't need to do a diet-only cut...I can start a full workout and nutrition lifestyle program - setting intermediate and long-term goals as the days and workouts go on.
The 160 cut through diet alone was because I thought that was all I would have access to do. But now I have a way to train properly...so I adjusted my goals.
But I'll see where my diet and training takes me, and - who knows? Things change, priorities change - goals change. So time will tell. But for now I am set on getting to 175-lb and lean. Just an everyday health look. If I add anything strong to assist my goals, it will be limited - both in dose and in time.
Lastly, I don't read your posts because some insults are fine with me if you make an intelligent point to. Little if any of what you post is anything intelligent. It's just a drag to read most of your posts, and I don't gain much benefit from doing so. That's why I started just scrolling past when I saw any posts by you, a while back.
I decided to reply to this one just to tell you that.
Being negative is one thing - I don't get the accusations you make of me of being in the closet, because I literally had no idea any homosexuals were still even in the closet, given how much LGBT issues are shoved down our throats on a daily basis.
But you accusing me of being a closet gay.
But bringing up my family, and attacking my role as a father?
Are you a complete piece of shit? It would NEVER occur to me to call someone I don't know a bad father, and even cases where I know of someone is a mostly absentee father, or a father who pays for nothing for his kids, I wouldn't go up and say it to them [mainly because I'm not friends with any bad fathers - but I do know women who have had children with a man who is largely absentee, or otherwise unsupportive].
Truth be told, if we ever met in person, the very first thing I'd do is ask you why you brought up my family on here, and then ask for a apology.
Failing to apologize, I'd come at you like Hannibal Lecter, with the only intention being to literally murder you.
Only one time in my life did someone suggest I wasn't involved with my kids when I see them literally every possible day I can, aside from days they have plans with other family - and given that my kids literally still have *three great grandmothers still alive who live in this city*, and one great grandfather also living here, they often have other family to see.
But I'm with them as much as they possibly can, and for my friend to assume that because I split time with the mothers of my children that I don't see them ALL THE TIME was literally the strangest assumption anyone has ever made in my life.
Specifically, he said "Are you going to abandon this baby when it's born too?", when I excitedly announced the news that my littlest girl was about to born.
I was thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?" And told him I literally just dropped my kids off before stopping my his house.
But that wasn't enough - I fed him a few good shots while he was begging me to stop, and then I just got in my car and drove home.
I got multiple text messages from him apologizing, while on the drive home.
Apparently, when he went inside to explain what happened to his wife, she explained that our kids and their kids had been going swimming together once a week for literally the past five years. Not one of those times did he attend.
Seriously though - what kind of piece of shit would assume how involved a person is with their children, who has absolutely no first-hand knowledge of it?
Most of your posts only suck, and degrade the quality of the board. But accusing me of not being in my children's lives - those are fighting words. And I couldn't give a fuck if in real life you're 6'6" and 325-lb and deadlift 700 - if you breathed a word insinuating I don't love my children or that I'm not actively involved in their lives, I'd come at you like a rabid pitbull.
There are some things you just don't say - and those are fighting words. There's a reason my friend apologized to ME after I smashed him in the face multiple times.
And I know myself - I know I would never tolerate you talking shit like that about my family in real life. You get away with it online. I know what happened to the only man who ever made a comment like the ones you make to me, and it's almost scary to think if it happens again, I could very well be facing a murder charge; at the very least, I'll be charged with assault.
And you know what? I don't give a shit. I'd sooner take an assault charge than to have someone talk shit about my family - my CHILDREN, for fuck's sake.
The fuck is even wrong with you?
If you want to post some strength videos by the end of the year, just to show Getbig I can beat you in every lift - I'm game.
In the meantime, I'm going back to just scrolling past your posts. I figured I would let you know that I have been ignoring your posts for some time now.
I may occasionally peak at one in the future like I peaked at this one - but by and large, I'll just be scrolling past.
Read all my threads if you want and post whatever you want in them. I only ask you keep your attacks about me, and leave my family out of it. But I won't know, because I won't be reading them.
So if you noticed I wasn't replying to anything you post - now you know why. All you do is talk shit about everyone. You contribute nothing of quality to the board. Your posts trashing SJW's, I can respect, but even then - I've never seen you post a logical argument.
All you do is talk shit, and it's just a drag.
So this will be my last reply to you, unless someone informs that you actually start posting anything worth reading, and not just talking shit.
Have a nice day.
For a Downs Syndrome twink, that is quite the pre-teen girl little temper tantrum.
I just want to make sure that “this” person in the photo is who is going to fight me in a street fight?
I know you’re a retard and an attention whore, but making that type of threat is exactly my type of game. Exactly my type of game.
Now get off the fucking internet and go raise your illegitimate kids. But you better start looking over your shoulder now, phaggot.
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Don't people check their posts? Haven't they figured out that you can't quote a quote?
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Board rules? ::) There are no board rules...besides the few pretend rules which are never enforced unless one of the mods wants you gone. This place is a free-for-all circus for freaks.
So no matter what shit Walter 'suck-a-cock' posts, he is here to stay. Accept it. You can block him by not reading or responding to his asinine, trolling and homophobic posts. He's just another attention whore who has nothing worth anyone's notice. It is sad and telling that some folks here think he is the shits.
Wes says "Welcome to the thunderdome", meaning if you can't deal with the nonsense, your best bet is to move on. Like it or leave it. If you choose leave it, you are wiser than most, including me.
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Yeah, I'm old, some might like to say soggy and I am queer.
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I'm sure you're all familiar with the bitcoin by now. But what you might not know is that there is a whole ecology of alternative cryptocurrencies being brought to market (initially just mined, then put on an exchange and traded for fiat) with their own special functions -- e.g., coins whose mining sends computational power to BOINC research projects (gridcoin).
As CEO of Vincent Goodcome Enterprises, I'm always looking for ways to innovate and expand my burnt appendages into new markets. Today I'd like to share my latest innovation:
Introducing, the Goodcoin (GOC)
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Sometimes the knee can slip if I take too long of a stride it’s rather painful when it happens
Feeling pretty solid tonight 228 before bed will be back up quick
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I kinda like it. Bhank looks like a farmer that occasionally strangles hookers in his spare time. It's a look.
Good observation but with his 70's gay porn stache and body image compulsion, I suspect his crawlspace resembles John Wayne Gacy's :-[
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bhank, how would you react if primemuscle showed up at your house a saturday evening with heart shaped chocolates and a bottle of champagne?
I have gated security he can't get within 2 miles of my house unless he plans to come via boat
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Are you a doctor?? I went to urgent care because it's cheaper and faster than an emergency room to see a doctor. I got an x-ray, a diagnosis, and appointments set up with a bone specialist and a sports therapist.
Unlike you and some other goofs, I let the doctor..who went to medical school to decide what treatment I should get...very simple
At least give bhank's contact information to your doctor so they can learn about the nutrition cocoon. Doctors listen to bhank.
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I am probably the only guy here walking around today with shredded visible obliques and 19 inch arms just saying facts
Lol. You would not last 10 minutes in one of my workouts. Check yourself
Even Superman has Kryptonite. You have Aquifina.
And yours is any swinging cock...who invited you to my thread you blob of shit?
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Re: 5 days out first NPC show Advice?
You're not in shape buddy.
I thought I was close
You're being tested, Bhank. Be strong.
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I guess I'm not on gay bodybuilding sites except this one. The first I heard of it was here and it seemed it was one poster on another site with all the "inside" information. Could he be a bull shit artist? We have a poster here who is a complete liar with all his tales. Writes elaborate prose on events that are fictionalized. I know this because I caught him several times in telling tales.
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Bhanky, I remember you said when it comes to GH, you said take as much as you can afford? Do you recommend 12 IU’s a day? Spilt them up 6 in the morning and 6 in the evening?
I said that is the best advice I have heard unfortunately I can't afford it but I hear it works wonders go for it 30iu a day is the sweet spot
has his own boat and mooring and huge house with a pool but cant afford GH
Hahahahahahaha.........f ucks sake, another Uncle Junior
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Did Howard “ weigh in” on the Glute shot yet? ….
Right I mean where is Prime I feel insulted showing all that ass and not one single creepy comment or personal message from any of the dozen of old schmoes on here I got work to do
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I not only speak the gospel. I back it up meanwhile this dude is a known liar who has faked his own death. So yeah when he says his entire family is dying of Covid I have questions. I am also highly educated and test of the charts so go fuck yourself.
You have a big mouth and 100% wouldn't run it in real life. Good luck shitso, best wishes for your dad.
Says a troll with a moderator badge by all mean post up I don't need to talk shit in real life because none of you jackasses would dare disrespect me lets be real for a minute I will fuck up this entire board in real life
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Shizzo is obviously bhank’s bitch.
Because bhank is definitely slapping Shizzo around like he is his bitch.
Someone better contact bhank’s probation officer and tell him he is assaulting women again.
you are crying on getbig for sympathy. Hardly a crown.
Plus at this rate you will be the last man standing in your family so crown by default.
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I have a digestive and autoimmune disease dumbass
Sounds like aids homo.
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I drink alcohol with the intention of getting a buzz. I not a beer with my pizza type of guy.
The question is: who hasn't had a cock in thier mouths on getbig? :-*
show us your penis or GTFO!!!!!!!
Why all of a sudden when "jesus" popped up, did homosexuality become a sin? It was a widely accepted practice during ancient times.
I hope they find the cure for "Gayness" soon ;D
Who isn't creepy around here 8)
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I respect people who lead healthy lives and have decent physiques regardless of whether they are young, old, male or female. -Explains why I do not respect you. It is looking more and more each day like nobody else on Getbig respects you either. You got lucky for a millisecond when Ron awarded you blue stars. It went right to your big head.
I don't respect people who look like dogshit yet claim to be experts you don't even have control over your own saggy disgusting body
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You do realize people make faces when flexing??? It’s not supposed to be my headshot for my actions g portfolio. Obviously not look a lot different when relaxed
It doesn't matter. Make any face you want or no face at all. And we've all seen countless versions. The fact is that you are old and unhealthy looking. You have a grizzled, haggard look with that "John Meadows" type of skin tone that Wes mentioned.
You're balding with thin wisps of hair fighting to stay alive. You're a diarrhea-ridden, disgusting mess. What kind of person has to sit on the toilet 12-15 times a day pissing out liquid shit? No wonder you can't gain weight. Your body can't assimilate all those crappy calories. No wonder you can't hold down a job.
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ou are such a disgusting little creature. So weird and ugly.
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“Some of us don't want striations in our ballsacks.“. King Shizzo.
This got me laughing pretty hard.
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So they give plaques without a name? Just champion?
At every BJj and wrestling and car race and the fucking Olympics and bodybuilding show you think they know who the winner is in advance and have it engraved fuck no you get your trophy medal the day you win are you retarded
Every BJJ tournament I've been to they give medals. Even the Olympics don't give plaques. The only legit plaque you have is on those ugly yellow teeth of yours.
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Hello guys
I am extremely horny and will do anything to get laid with as many women as possible. What can help me in this regard to make me more attractive to women? I've heard guys say using trenbolone, high dose testosterone help. Could you guys help me please. Let me know any tips you guys have! I will kill myself to get laid with as many women as possible.
Thanks
Welcome, ASRIC. You've come to the right place. When I'm not racing supercars, pumping iron, or managing my crypto portfolio, I'm making love.
Women are disposable playthings to me, and throughout my time in Dubai, India, I conquered many females. So much so that the locals affectionately referred to me as 'Poon Ka Kaatil', meaning 'Slayer of the Poon.'
I can certainly help you to get more bobs and vagine than you can shake a stick at, but why should I? How do I know you have what it takes? And what are you going to do for Getbig in return?
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A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
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Any recent news on Bertil Fox? I know he's still in jail but didn't know if he's corresponded with anyone (ex - Rick Wayne) and if they've shared anything. I read on Wikipedia that he's 70 now and got life.
He's like Charles Glass, but with a place to sleep at night.
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when can i eat for 100 bucks a month melvin?
From my cock, sperm burper
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Worked for c3 as a consultant for 6 years yes
Is that groundbreaking info Melvin ?
What will you expose ?
Success?
Expose...i honestly didnt know you worked there. I suppose it was a lucky guess. Whats you name and ill place an order with you, you take Amex???
Melvin has me on the run !!!
Nooooooo
He found I’m successful!!!
Thanks for spending your time on me though Melvin
I appreciate it
No problem...how many years in college did it take you to have the experience to sell cardboard signs and pop up tents??
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Still crying over the massive owning I gave you. Post a pic, cupcake. Let me guess: balding, double chin, wrinkled face with that nanny-goat chin beard.
Time heals all wounds, bitch. Hang in there.
Sorry to disappoint you retardo.
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Your stomach is softer than my stool
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Remember those scenes of refrigeration trucks filled with dead bodies and mass grave sites? How come we haven’t heard of any lawsuits to exhume the bodies of loved ones so they can bury them properly. ??
They claimed to have done these mass graves like that movie contagion. I’m sure what the news showed was pure bullshit.
Filled them with Shizzo’s family.
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Re: Does Pellius wear a wig
If he does.....who gives a fuck?
If the wig makes him 0.56383 inches taller, I care. I need to know these things.
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Pellius was panting like a desperate housewife, after an orgasm.
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Re: i dont see how you need a cock larger than 6 to 7 inches
Saying you have gerth, i dont see how anything bigger can be pleasurable for a girl..im like a good 6 inches with thich gerthy head..6 inches can allow you to do much more and harder...much more versatility...never had a complaint and thats due to my incredible pounding abilities. ..i destroy the vagina..if i had more inches, i would possibly hurt her without a doubt...any get biggers with large cocks ever have issues not being able to fuck right because cock is too big?
my old brasilian girl had an asshole so big that i was able to stick my cock in there plus a dildo all at the same time :o she tried to lie to me and says this is the first time she ever got nailed in the ass ::) in all my life ive never seen a ass that loose,my other broads i was only able to get it in about 2 inches
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Re: Got My First Check From Youtube& Google Adsense
Its only 123.76 dollars but im quite pleased at the start and will build some more websites with it
MAGA
60 dollars a month is not worth the time to make the videos, let alone, the embarrassment of actually publishing them.
Don't knock it. That $60/month will turn into $720 a year which can buy paint to repaint the rooms in his trailer.
or hire someone to re-hang his certificates.
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The other morning I went out to eat for a late breakfast and while I’m waiting this lady is eyeballing me hard. It’s so uncomfortable because she won’t stop staring at me.
On my way to the bathroom I pass by her and she says you must be able to eat whatever you want when you work out and I immediately respond with yeah I’m a machine that needs a lot of fuel.
I don’t even make it through the bathroom door before my eyes are watering. It’s takes everything I have to keep it together. I walk into the restroom lock the door behind me, get to the sink and look into the mirror and then I lose it. I’m hysterical, sobbing (silently so the rest of the restaurant doesn’t hear me) wondering why this old fat pig singled me out. She needs a gym more than me. Jealous witch.
I collect myself and do a quick pep talk. I’m jacked! I’m jacked of course she would notice, it’s obvious I don’t look like a regular guy my age. She really was complimenting me, I don’t look like a strung out homeless junkie. I’m a beast.
I wash the tears off my face, shoot my girl friend a quick text for reassurance to confirm I look great and that I don’t need to immediately purge these two meals because I’m looking smooth and of course she agrees.
I realize this lady was in awe of me. She wasn’t mocking me and my frail, feeble frame. I’m a strong, powerful beast!
I unlock the door ready to conquer the world and as I walk out I make direct eye contact with the same woman and I see her lips moving but I can’t make out a single thing she’s saying because I know that she sees right through me….. I keep walking right out the front door and jump directly into my Vette. I know I can’t go back into that restaurant and risk further damage to my ego.
I know the paid for orders are gone, but they’re an investment into overcoming public interactions. I’m still hungry but I know a great Taco place with a drive through.
Stay strong brothers in iron. Take it from me, DONT let the haters run your emotions
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Very strong post by Dave D! :D ;D
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Can you imagine baldy trying to clean 225?
He absolutely could today.
Just needs 9 months to order weight lifting shoes, a properly sized belt and the perfect chalk. Also needs 3 months of grip training due to an injury that occurred while snow boarding in Switzerland back in 1994 while he was preparing for the Winter Olympics. They didn't have snow boarding back then, but he was so good they were going to let him compete just for ratings. hanky single handedly could have saved ABC from their budget shortfall in 1995, had he not suffered a terrible accident while cutting peaches for his famous anabolic cobbler.
Once he has all these things, he will post a video of what he can absolutely lift, today.
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And wes - what crawled up your ass lately? I'm asking to post evidence that pellius has died.
I dont like you too much anymore,you are a complete asshole and hung up on penis talk ....disrespecting my friends who you`ve never met...who would kick your ass in a NY millisecond.
Just ignore me and I`ll ignore you cuz I feel like stomping the shit out of you and I dont like feeling that way especially over a weird muthurerfucker like yourself.
You wait for proof of pellius`passing yet you believe a great guy like Jeff King and other froends of mine sucked cock for a platic trophy...........where`s your proof of that loser?
Nevermind typing up a 3000 word long diatribe of threat and explanations cuz I wont be interacting with you anymore.
I`m nuts,but you are certifiable and have a real twisted way of thinking.
Oh yeah,fuck you.
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Predator speaks:
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Explain this one to your spawn(who should be old enough to think for himself):
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How come your uncle didn't get charged for anything, Mrs F*ck your Freedoms?
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Her obese son who is a disgrace ?
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there are a lot of men who believe they "are on top of it"
by being married, eating well, working out, having a decent job - maybe your mom and sister say you look good - you have some "friends"
but you get uptight when some guy who's rocked up and single comes along - arms look massive, all you can think about is how your WIFE would be staring at this guy - you'd have to "break it down" with your supreme life knowledge and say "steroids" - but it makes you sour cause u just can't write him off
but he's an "addict" and youre a badass at life because your drink alcohol and goto work everyday - go compete , go get into a violent fight with a man you don't know - clean the teeth, blood - whole diff perspective and your sorry ass will never raise to that level
just keep getting off on your 'college experience" and stare at your bank account but there's a reason you post on this board and seek out large men - just don't tell your wife
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I just did 45 minutes of cardio as I transition into the training soul crusher has designed for me
Transition lol you already admitted you broke down have a rotator cuff injury and can't even throw a dart after a month of training
Until you shat in the toilet you aint GETBIG! :D ;D
I'm stabbing myself in the ass with one of my darts so I can be as hardcore as pizza face ass bleeder
You can drink horsecock it's not going to help you at this point. You are too far gone and tried too much too soon with bad form but yeah you got me beat at everything in the gym because idiot. And you think you are strong and can move more weight and I am weak well you are an injured fat fuck now not moving shit.
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The third dose increases immunity, so after the fourth dose you are protected. Once 80% of the population has received the fifth dose, the restrictions can be relaxed as the sixth dose stops the virus from spreading.
I am calm and believe the seventh dose will solve our problems and have no reason to fear the eighth dose. The clinical phase of the ninth dose confirms that the antibodies remain stable after the tenth dose. The eleventh dose confirms that no new mutations will develop, so there is absolutely no reason to criticise the idea of a twelfth dose.
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why do you have condoms in your gym locker Vince?
Where the hell do you see condoms, jackass. I dont keep condoms in my locker
Yeah, they’re all used and lodged in your asshole.
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Pregnancy isn't a concern of Vinces.
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Pregnancy isn't a concern of Vinces.
Well, considering every time he craps he thinks he just gave birth...
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More importantly that the sack of shit Shizzo being banned, Jane is banned again due to the fat worthless sack of shit Howard. He also been trying to find where she worked. Fucking fat cunt
Howard is such a conceited prick. It should be legal to stone him to death.
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Re: Possible reasons for coach viewing the thread "Soapy Studs"
- He wanted to prove BayGBM right with his theory that all of us are gay
- he was entering the thread in disgust at the gay content and was just making sure it was despicable enough before he reported to moderator to spare us
- he was worried that the gay for pay session he performed in as a young skint buck was coming back to haunt him
- MOST LIKELY: COACH IS A KNOB JOCKEY.
Please add your reasons below
ta ta
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Not only is the GetBig crew one of the toughest and unforgiving crew on the net even admin and the mods and cracking down. I'm going to have to behave now because this board is like no other.
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Yeah I mentioned this in another thread where Walter was attacking ROBGUNS. Walter adds nothing to the board. But also every post he makes is disgusting gay shit no one wants to hear about. I think he should be banned for gay vulgarity no one else comes on here to discuss that shit but him. Walter is a fag and a nasty vulgar one at that
I don't have any gimmick accounts. I use one account but apparently Squijilium noticed the same thing. Not sure how you can tell if someone has multiple accounts linked to the same IP address or what but moderators should not allow that either.
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So all her nudes are Shopped ??? Or legit? ;D i know the body building stage photos are real..
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Without the bolt ons she`d have the body of a 12 year old boy with the nose of Big Ach.
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Bob use this video of your interview with Dave as a lesson for thinking before you act. You appeared very frazzled in this video-You need a handler of sorts. An aide would not be enough for you-you need a handler that will prevent you from doing any more damage
That failed reality show where you did the voiceover with the bad microphone usage
Or where you sat to watch PJ Braun squat, or your Martian film, or your junky apartment treadmill, or your laxative egg whites, or your captain crunch costumes, or your lunatic ramblings on here
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Is Shizzo a candidate for Biggest Incel? Or does drunkenly sucking his sisters mentholated mountain juggs disqualify him?
I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'
I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.'
If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.
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I`m honored that my original musings made this thread. ;D
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Fuck Bhank.
Wes is right. Hankypanky hijacks every fucking thread. He lies through his teeth and when ever push comes to shove he just resorts to posting more pictures of himself- as if thats somehow proof of his other claims.
Ok we get it. He's got a decent amount of muscle at a low level of bodyfat. We got that after the first 6 dozen pictures he posted. He still looks like an ape. I wouldn't want to look like him. Every thread he enters turns into " blah blah blah.... post a pic... i bet i look better than you... i entered a contest blah blah blah... castle in England... natty...blah blah blah. " honestly just shut the fuck up already.
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Maybe you can hook up with her ginger while she is down and out.
If one of his eyes ever gets misaligned, i'll consider it
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^^ Beat me to it!! ;D
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What an honor getting picked for a fictitcous award by a fictitcous account.
what other Senior citizens are as nasty as you?
Have you read a Vince B post ???
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From the 'things you have learned from GetBig thread:
Having a bloody anus is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.
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After him winning Olympia’s and on drugs didn’t Dorian go to those parties on drugs end up in the bathroom and you could hear outside him saying he likes it hard and deep people and talking after the drug come he was embarrassed true or not facts or fiction. Lots of hidden shit if you ask me
No punctuation from frenzied one hand typing.
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Tito24 responds to himself:
only small nerdy teenagers buy these overpriced supps.
still believe in the fairytale they can become huge by supps
then it might be of interest for you "mars"
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Tito24 responds to himself:
legendary piss
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They took away my award 8)
It's like I don't exist :-X
The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog looking fuck. You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers.
You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food. Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you.
Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life. The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm. Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.
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gobblin' the goo
worked around children too
wife was on her bed
prime was giving head
men shooting cream
its his democrap dream
swallow all the glue
its both brutal and true
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BHank looking like he just discovered how fire works.
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If he hits me it's over if I get a hold of him it's over.
Somehow it will involve BHank being pummeled about the head and body as he wades in trying to go for the take down. A frothy mix of poop, ass blood, and semi-digested cobbler will probably be involved too.
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Matt's version of Matt:
Near genius-level IQ, good-looking, hand-throwing badass with a $600,000 house, 'army commendations', and a range of incredible talents including speed typing, speed talking, and an almost superhuman ability to analyse a range of complex information in order to separate fact from fiction.
The correct version of Matt:
Jobless, unemployable retard with autism, mong face, and narcissisitic personality disorder. Never served anywhere in the military. Can't comprehend the maths needed to begin a master's degree. Doesn't understand percentages. Doesn't understand the difference between science and ideology. Awful writer. Doesn't understand brevity. Allows himself to be emotionally and physically abused by women. Can't sustain a relationship. Can't decorate his house. Can't let go of his stupid childhood trophies. Can't stick to a point. Can't accept that he lives in squalor and poverty.
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I've had sex with over 100 women. Not because i couldn't keep them around, but because i like the feeling of conquering new vagina. It's a game to me. I enjoy the "chase" of a new relationship.
Never once was concerned how many they were with.
Most women are whores and they would never tell the truth anyway.
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Prime is tethered to nothing but the primacy of his own pleasure. Driven by nothing other than the desire for his own gratification. Another individual's thoughts and feelings simply do not come into the equation. He is pure sanctimony and self-indulgence wrapped up in a sagging bag of skin. One can never wander down the quiet alleys and back streets of Getbig without fearing the appearance of this wretched beast!
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A very important poll indeed.
Fallsview attacks me all the time and pokes fun at me without any regard. I don't give a shit, because they're merely words on a forum. Who gives a fuck? In person, he would be the first to extend the hand and "break bread" with you in order to show friendship, even if fake. None of that shit bothers me one bit, as the world is filled with people that are truly single serve friends. He's probably a nice guy deep down inside.
In the past, Alex has posted funny material (i.e. The Good Doctor, Dr. Fist and such).
On occasion, he will make a post that I chuckle at, but he tends to make these posts within inappropriate threads, which makes it difficult to show appreciation for his material.
For instance, this is one:
I laughed at this post and frankly believe (knowing how well I knew Tom) that Tom would have laughed as well. You see, for these quick and sweet little posts Fallsview is pretty good and can sometimes deliver funny material. Sometimes, he goes too hard and proceeds to make it so personal that he drops humor to the wayside. When he keeps it light and sweet, much like he probably does around other men, it's always appreciated.
For that reason, if he were burning in flames and on the verge of dying, I would at least try to extinguish the fire with a hard stream of piss, followed by a weak stream of cum to further mitigate the devastating effects from the 3rd degree burns.
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Faggotry is strong in these fellas.
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THOT Crisis -
Onlyfans blocking payments to Ruskie Porners.
https://i.imgur.com/o2tSFcs.jpg .
https://i.imgur.com/rNgujQ9.png .
https://i.imgur.com/WIHut6L.png .
Now they've gone too far. Beautiful Russian whores are essential workers. I'll not stand by and watch them be oppressed!
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I know a Ukrainian girl in the UK who had a black boyfriend. She took him back with her to visit her parents one summer and the first thing they asked her is if he could climb up a tree to pick some fruit for them. I don't even think they were trying to be racist either.
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Re: I just watched a horror movie
"Glory-Hole Gangsters"
- tagline: "when the cranks come out at night, prime's pucker is no longer tight"
roger ebert gives it 8 inches up!
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You're still in the area of piss, Bubbles. If Matt wants to have anal sex then thats his business and its no big deal if he does.
Straight people get the same diseases. If you dont want to do anal sex , thats your business but Matt has the right to decide whether he wants to plow a woman's butthole or not. Stop making it out like its the end of the world
You're so entrenched in phaggotry you're comparing a naturally occurring process to propagate the human species to a morally degenerate act of a spiritually corrupt and mentally ill people. Every disease and or sickness you get as a result of your wicked actions you deserve. :)
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Yep, a certified dope. No doubt that you are mentally challenged. I mentioned an event that happened in 1974 at our place in Queenscliff Beach. Arnold was there. So were lots of people from my gym. It was a get-together to meet Arnold and have a chat. I don't involve my ex in forum matters so that is one witness I won't call. You are in LA. Why not ask Arnold about the babysitter?
Goodrum is surely a sad wannabe. I am not alone. Nor am I bitter. Just have a good memory unlike yourself or Goodrum.
I never showed up uninvited to a funeral, you did, I never called a gay black man across the country dozens of times trying to buy him dinner, you did, I never stalked boys and girls on the beach and took unwanted pics of them, you did, I never made up lies about Arnold S and underage girls, you did, I never picked my own judges at a bbing pageant, you did,
I never posted on a bbing board posing as a deceased woman, you did, I never stole an overcomplicated design for a curl machine from my friends and try to pass it off as my own, you did. You have a long history of doing very odd and borderline criminal things, maybe why you ran away to Australia?
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Much like the mighty giant squid squirts ink when threatened, the mighty Hankins can squirt blood from his anus when disturbed. Can this Thai fellow do that? I think not.
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how does someone with a sex addiction cope in prison?
Just asking....
porn and and female staff.
I'd pay $20-25 for a porn mag to be brought in. 'laminate' all the pages with clear packing tape. rent out the whole mag for $5-10 for an hour-2hrs for maybe a week or 2, until the pages start to get creased or it gets worn. then i'd cut out every pic in the mag, obviously it's printed on both sides to had to decide which pics i thought would sell the best or which i personally liked. and depending on what they were, sell them for $2-15ea.
then when people couldn't pay a debt, i'd take the pics as payment if they had any. if they bought it for $5, i'd give them maybe $2 and resell it again for another $5.
they staff i won't go into because i know your autistic ass would whine about it.
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Putin: Furthermore, we call on all NATO members to uphold the basic principles of international relations, to cease their seemingly inexorable pursuit eastward, and to work with Russia in order to promote peace in Europe ...
Hankins: Tell them that I have trouble finding off-the-rack clothes!
Putin: Shhhh! Please shut the fuck up. This is neither the time nor th ...
Hankins: No, but honestly, I'm a beast. Tell them that I had a whole pack of sausages for breakfast.
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ESFitness is back?
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lol
::)
Who are these knob gobblers?
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JPJ
Send Matt some pics, it may get him out of his rut.
He can polish his "parsh of peace" to them. ;)
If Mathjew wants something hot, moist, and juicy in his face…
He should go to Burger King and buy a Double Whopper.
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ESFitness is back?
Can confirm
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So single women with daughters shouldn't date? If you meet a nice woman and everything is going great then she tells you she has a daughter you are dipping out?
Depends how old and how hot the daughter is. No pedo
Imagine the GF has a hot 18 yearold daughter sauntering around the place in hotpants and a crop top. Nothing wrong with enjoying the show and later banging the shit out of the mother whilst thinking of the daughter. Ideally the daughters bedroom is within earshot so she can hear how you're making her mum moan.
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who is that?
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To me women are extremely boring and I can‘t imagine spending time with some chick I have no sexual interest in. How some of you guys have female friends with no benefits is beyond me.
This guy gets it. Generally I don't like spending more than 4 hours a day max, twice a week with a women even if I'm sexual with her (they charge too much after that ;D)
If they want to spend more time together with me then it's only at my apartment and they need to start being more useful. I'll ask them to start cooking and cleaning. Most refuse when it comes to cleaning, but are happy to do the cooking.
The relationship usually ends when I insist they cut my food up and put it in my mouth, although not always. I like to see how far I can push those that stick around before they say enough. Let's just say some women have no limits when it comes to how much weird shit they are willing to put up with.
In short Matt isn't wrong for questioning the sincerity of women. Those who think their woman is different, nah they are just different with you. Good chance they'd act and behave very differently if they were with another guy.
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Hankins Fan in the Youtube comments, wonder who it is -
"Rowley Birkin QC LVO CMG
I want to beat up Darren Avey and wrestle Henda on a northern building site with toothless, pale onlookers cheering on. I want to kick back with illuminati and talk of joswifts easy competition. I want to abuse McWay who couldn't even be bothered to respond to me on another platform yet is regularly posting on gb. I want to get doxxed by that successful elusive Jane that has some high powered job and holiday home in Portugal. I want to be a ducking get bigger that's half abused half respected.
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Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/dog-abandoned-gay-adopted-sex-couple-rcna21556
At least it will enjoy the anal it's about to receive. :-X
Stranger at dog park: “Cute dog, what breed?”
Gay couple at the same time: “He’s an Anal Receiver!”
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At least Kai Greene grew his head into a kettle bell.
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Imagine what hanky is doing now.
Pacing back and forth inside his filthy house talking himself through the 100 different scenarios he sees happening this weekend.
Every 3 minutes and stops to flex in the mirror to assure himself that he is still "jacked".
Weighing himself once an hour to make sure he's still 200 pounds (at least).
Screaming at his new wife and her kids to be quiet so he can focus on his posing routine while listening to Nickelback.
The shitter is filled with blood stained wet wipes.
All the cooking pans and pots are stained with bacon grease.
The house smells of stale potato chips and weed.
Is he going to be ready? Will he make it?
Should he inject "more" lasik? Has he eaten enough carbs?
Maybe he should eat an entire pizza?
But what about the restless leg syndrome?
Will he get edema from too much Gatorade again?
Hopefully there isn't an altercation with the Cops. And if so, will they use the doorbell this time?
Focused like a lion staring down a baby deer with a broken leg.
It's now or never hanky.
Push the envelope.
Go 100% or stay the fuck home.
We will expect Munzer like conditioning.
Hopefully the rest of the handicapped competitors are ready for battle!
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Complete congestive heart failure. I.V. Lasix and Beta Blockers to keep him alive as long as possible. Heart failure has no cure.
Vince G he drops your name and gives a huge plug to your channel at 21:00. But has beef with you?
Seems like a decent guy. I wish him well.
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Schmoe content - 1/2 a sperm soaked Weider moustache out of 5. Connors is a gentleman about his guests and their love lives. No need to get your cocks out and lace up your grass stained New Balances for this one.
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These are the same degenerate perverts that defend Rocco Siffredi. I should be grateful for that sick fuck - he has so sufficiently turned me off from fucking, I will never get an STD, at least.
Matt, you continue to be the forums biggest loser.
He is the perpetual victim. If he's not feeling aggrieved when he wakes up he scours the internet for some new bullshit that will never impact his life and bitches about it incessantly.
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Re: Changing Jobs In 2 Weeks
Well, I am taking up a new job so i'll not be around much during the next few weeks
Big whoopie, you ape-armed cock captain.
A coconut-head rectum excavator.
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Re: Changing Jobs In 2 Weeks
Hahahahaha
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Matt’s posts always give off little dick energy. Between his lay about nature, ADHD, and creepy obsession with all things gay, you just sort of know that it all stems from having a tiny penis.
I get the impression it’s so small that when he puts it in a girl, her immune system attempts to fight it off. Foreplay for Matt must be giving the girl an anti depressant before undressing himself to prepare her for the disappointment with the upcoming 22 seconds of Adderall fueled human sewing machine genitalia demonstration.
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Dammit! Beat me to it!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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I guess there is only one thing to say Taffin bro:
try harder :D
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All joking aside, what is your book about?
I find it curious that noone's asked so far. You've told us the title, but what are the contents?
too complex for a post
I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary,
practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.
I know getbiggers will apreciate this:
... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible". ;D
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upon further investigation by Brother Josh re: girlfriend confirming his need to be pegged, along with the recent evidence of a professional 'selfie ring' (normally used for Only Fans content providers),
his emerging Adderall addiction, and the fact that there appears to be no obvious reason for the high level of income of our dear bhanky, it seems highly likely that he is indeed being paid to perform a variety of greasy acts to support his crohnorexic addictions
Conclusion - irreversible nipple enlargement :-\ :'(
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Re: where is josh?
is his manic episode over?
big mouth back in hiding? no free wifi?
still waiting to be ruined
If he was up your ass with baseball cleats on you`d know where he was you spastic twat.
You can`t even string together a proper sentence ....looks like you`re writing a fucking Haiku....douchbag.
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Markus Ruhl 25 years from now:
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The heavy breathing on that was hilarious ;D
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IMO, Rocco should be executed.
For the crime of shoving his shit-smelling cock in a woman.
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Quote from: bhank on May 24, 2022, 12:15:45 PM
I have seen your eating post you dont know shit about eating correctly fucking starvation ratios with ice tea gtfo
I eat skinless boneless chicken breasts,lean beef,fish,eggs and eggwhites,tuna,whey shakes pre and post workout in water,rice,baked potatoes,oatmeal,natty PB,olive oil,cream of wheat,rice cakes,yogurt,cottage cheese,and plenty of water.
Compared to your sloppy puke looking sausage and biscuits with gravy,subs laden with mayo,hotwings,pizza,soda,gatorade,cookies,ice cream, and pie,peach cobbler, one of your staple go to meals and the list of fast food crap too numerous to mention....you decide who knows more about what to eat especially when you have a heart attack and edema from failing kidneys genius.
Most pro bodybuilders eat along the same lines that I do,watch their videos......trust me,they do not eat like you on a regular basis.
I eat my fair share of cheat meals but all you eat is cheat meals......and you train like a kunt....no dedication at all....just GH and gear to counter the effect of eating like a 5 year old.
Get real or get lost.
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BMWs from any year are good. I'm not a BMW enthusiast. I just liked the particular styling of that car. I did own a 2000 328i years ago. Nice balance of sport and luxury.
I've had all sorts of cars. 350z, Challenger R/T, Lexus ES300, Jeep Patriot....new and used.
Do you go on auto trader and filter all models built for lesbians within a 25 mile radius?
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Could you live with this dime-piece?
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Re: Goodrum has a boyfriend
I've had one for 3 years...he's moving away to Virginia next week so we are spending Memorial day together. Completed his Masters and landed a job as some robotics engineer....guessing the race should be quite obvious
You folks need to realize that i've not been with Vissy in like 8 years....i've long moved on and so should everyone else
Asian?
Ding ding ding!!
Is that his full name?
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Hankins, you should start making Derek Anthony style videos. He is another that didn't care for our advices similarly.
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try being a real man and be truthful
having no integrity is why your in your situation
Really??? So, if i had a conversation with your ex-wife in Boise...what do you think she would tell me???
And be careful how you answer that question
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Melvin likes to post things that will make some people think he is smart. He posted that his IQ was 131...1 point less than qualifying for Mensa. Then he told us he was awarded a PhD and that he was working on his thesis for a second PhD.
He truly does know how to pile the bullshit higher and deeper! Remember when he was offered a job in Nairobi? All bs designed to make him look important. He wasn't about to go anywhere. I recall a few months ago he was going to play the stock market as a way to make some quick money. Years ago his bank manager was licking his lips at the prospect of getting Melvin's business when he was about to open a studio on a reservation.
Didn't happen of course. Another time he posted about renting a cobweb infested premise for peanuts to open a studio of some sort. Nope, that didn't happen, either. All bullshit day and night. He used to promote prepaid legal deals and once tripped going up some steps at a prepaid legal convention. All these online stores and he still sorts out angry customers' problems with his phone company.
The only job he suited was guarding prisoners. Eventually he had to leave that place no doubt because he got treated the same as on Getbig. No matter where he goes his personality goes with him and the buffoonery continues. I don't watch his internet videos because what on earth has he got to offer. I did watch his debate with Vegan Gaines where Melvin got tongue-tied and came out an uninformed dope. Oh, I forgot, he did acquire some certificates and now is so proud of them that he puts them on his handle at Getbig.
Did you know Melvin boasted that he is related to a professional bodybuilder? Melvin won't say who this professional is and the pro won't admit he is related to Goodrum! About 20 years ago he figured that bodybuilding would be something he would be good at. He posted like he was some insider in the industry. Of course he bagged many people here. Eventually someone told him to post a photo and when he did people laughed out loud. He entered a couple bodybuilding shows and came last in his class.
One time there were only two competitors so he cherishes that second place trophy. I mean, who would post those internet fitness and nutrition certificates on the wall at home? Sure, we all credit Melvin with his determination to make money. Unfortunately we haven't witnessed much in that department, either. He is prone to exaggerate his financial standing.
He was going to get $200,000 in valuables and cash when he turned 40. Well, he figured out he could be anyone he wanted on the internet because who could contradict him? I consider him a low-life and asshole because of things he did to Derek Anthony and myself. He always posts that I haven't achieved much in life but goodness me what has Melvin achieved? He is a Getbig legend but for all the wrong reasons!
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I'm not sure if ZeroPatience should be making fun of B. Hank.
Last I checked, the girlfriend of B. Hank doesn't lick his asshole? ??? ??? Fucking disgusting. :-X :-X
But in all seriousness, ZeroPatience is a cool dude, but why come back out of nowhere to post, basically just to slam B. Hank? I mean - 50 posts in the past four years, basically, and he felt the need to start a thread just to trash B. Hank?
I don't know...it's just not cool to me.
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Joe Biden:
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So how did you handle the divorce? Did you guys spilt your businesses and retirements up? Or did you decide since your marriage wasn’t legal the divorce wasn’t either?
Serious question I have known many couples who have lived together and claimed to be spiritually married but when it was over it was never like any divorce I’ve seen.
Didn't really have much to split but i just took what i needed and left the rest....mainly clothes, my computer, documents, desk, and an inflatable mattress and slept on the floor for a week until i was off work to go get a cheap futon. Went to thr Goodwill and got a microwave for 15 bucks which barely worked and spent another 10 on glasses, plates and silverware.
It may not sound good but i was free
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Re: I know that Chris Cormier was known for extremely heavy training, however....
I saw him eat a hand full of X one time and he was banging a stripper on our party bus. I thought he was going to have a heart attack he was sweating profusely.
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Onemore homo asks
Yes. I am a homosexual.
But if you think you're taking a jab at me by posting my username in that fashion, keep in mind that:
Only one of us has gotten on a stage for an audience filled with old, horny and greasy men. Not just gotten on a stage, but strutted your stuff while wearing nothing but a thong, lathered in baby oil and "posing/dancing" to sensual music. All for what? To get a plastic trophy and serve as perpetual wank material after all those guys snapped pictures of you in compromising positions. For that night, you were just a stripper at a gay club.... fucking faggot.
Worst yet....
The only man I see chasing another man's dick all over the forum for weeks at this point, at all times of the day and night, is YOU. You pretend to be straight, but you've essentially made yourself Goodrum's bitch on this forum. You remind me of the faggots in prison that walk around holding on to their master's pockets.
(https://statics.viralizalo.com/virs/2016/02/VIR_117509_9930_cuanto_sabes_de_prison_break.jpg?cb=27132)
So continue doing whatever it is that you think you're doing against Goodrum, because what you don't realize is that you've made yourself the forum's buffoon. Joy riding on a black man's dick. Get a grip on yourself you pasty faggot.
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You know what, I banned you before for posting private messages and that's an offense you don't come back from.
Now, because you keep acting like a pasty fucking faggot, I'm going to ban you once more. The good thing is, psychology doesn't lie. Your rate of posting indicates that you have an addiction to this site and particularly in your attempts to combat Vince Goodrum. Now, I'll take away the needle and you'll be cold turkey'ing this bitch without any suboxone.
For as long as the internet exists, that little picture of you frolicking around like a pasty little faggot with the pink shirt, khakis and homo sandals will float around with your name plastered to it. The more and more people comment that there is the man that Vince Goodrum fucked raw for weeks on in, the more it will become an internet meme that any time coworkers or associates Google your name will show up for their pleasure and your complete annihilation. You will walk around the streets of Florida wondering who recognizes you as the fool who got penetrated by Vince Goodrum.
Goodbye faggot.
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epic is back = epic is gone ;D
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epic is back = epic is gone ;D
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Good riddance. Total twat.
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Goodbye epic is back. Hopefully the ban is permanent.
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Tangling with Vince G is strongly correlated with poor outcomes.
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Why because you can't adjust your physiology the way I can adjust mine perhaps you don't have the same knowledge? I tested my girlfriend as a control her numbers have not changed in months same wrist monitor.
You love shitting on Wes and Prime for their age yet you won't come close to living as long as either
Yes he will....he has the power to control his physiology. (but can't do anything about the crohns, ulcers, anal bleeding, high BP, agoraphobia, joint issues, hernias, kidney issues, hair loss, dyslexia, Nomophobia , omphalophobia, and chaetophobia)
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This from Megalodon is a work of sheer unhinged genius :D 8)
I wonder if The Committee[TM] might be minded to open a new category in this years GetBig Awards..? Something like 'Best Piece of Art' or somethin..?
Oh, and we need to start watermarking this stuff - seriously - I've seen multiple pieces of GetBiggery escape into the wild - aka Instagram - for free! >:(
;D
The sexploitation of Platz is reminiscent of a scene from the movie Fame where a sobbing Irene Cara as "Coco" is manipulated into removing her shirt by an amateur porn director in what she was made to believe was a screen test with a legit movie director...
.... or something even darker....
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Second bit of genius GetBig art I've seen today ;D
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Re: For those who claim that Victor Martinez got robbed at the 2007 Olympia
I think that Dexter was robbed earlier that year at the 2007 Arnold Classic. Victor won, but Dexter looked better
I haven’t been sleeping well lately, and I think it’s because of this.
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Rambone has been on an upward-trending trajectory.
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Rambone has been on an upward-trending trajectory.
Just trying to keep up with my iron brothers Hulkotron, Taffin, Megalodon, Wes, BB and many, many others. I’m vacationing in Cape Cod at the moment, but I won’t let that or especially my wife get in the way of what we’ve got brewing on here. It’s a Getbig renaissance.
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Just trying to keep up with my iron brothers Hulkotron, Taffin, Megalodon, Wes, BB and many, many others. I’m vacationing in Cape Cod at the moment, but I won’t let that or especially my wife get in the way of what we’ve got brewing on here. It’s a Getbig renaissance.
Hey Rambone, where you at down the cape? I’m in Falmouth last few days.
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Hey Rambone, where you at down the cape? I’m in Falmouth last few days.
Awesome. We’re planning on doing that lighthouse bike ride there on our way out of here to Boston in a few days. We’re staying in Yarmouth. Originally I looked into Chatham, but once I saw $1000/night at Bars Inn I quickly started looking for others place. I’m not a true Getbigger I guess. I don’t know anything about the area other than what I read, but Falmouth looks straight out of Jaws.
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Mohammed is Josh?
I don't believe it...
Detective Brian's probably been up all night drawing Venn diagrams, popping Adderall, and pinning bits of paper to the walls as a medley of Getbig insults swirl around his genius brain alongside unsolved equations and flashbacks to the 1982 Olympia. "Think, Brian, think! What does this all mean?" Hahaha.
Josh will have texted something with "lol lol lol" in it, too. I borrowed that from him.
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Believe it or not Shizzo has classic matinee idol looks
I’m not saying Shizzo is ugly but when he sucks cock it still counts as anal.
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I’ll often be reading getbig and chuckle at something and my wife will ask what I’m laughing at and I’ll have to quickly make up something instead of saying “henda just called someone a stinking c*nt who should be set on fire” :D
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ESFitness: "Is that a gram?"
Brian Hankins: "New NPC card. Whaddya think?"
Hankins slides his card across the table; it's off-white, with the words BRIAN WOOD HANKINS: NPC COMPETITOR centered and embossed in black.
The assembled party gasp in admiration.
ESFitness: "Whoa! Very nice. Look at that."
Hankins proudly leans back in his chair.
"Picked 'em up from NPC headquarters yesterday."
ESFitness: "Good coloring."
Hankins: "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."
Michael Arvilla interrupts.
"That's very cool, Hankins, but that's nothing. Look at this..."
He whips out his card, laying it next to Hankin’s on the table. Off-white with the words MICHAEL ARVILLA: NPC COMPETITOR centered and embossed in black, it is basically indistinguishable.
"Eggshell with romalian type. What do ya think?”
Hankins smiles bitterly.
"Nice."
Tim Wescott then chimes in with, "Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?"
Hankins speaks in voiceover.
"I can't believe Wes prefers Arvilla's NPC card to mine."
Now Tim pulls out his card.
"But wait. You ain't seen nothing yet."
It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads TIMOTHY WESCOTT: NPC COMPETITOR.
"Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White"
"Impressive. Very nice.", Hankins mutters. "Let's see Muscle Matters’ card."
The room falls silent as Tim produces Wei Wu’s card.
Hankins speaks in voiceover.
"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it."
His face creases in horror.
"Oh my God. It even says IFBB Pro on it."
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Let me tell you what I know when I add weight and continue to train then drop weight I have more muscle I can't add muscle at 6% bodyfat I need to add a little fluff to add muscle. Does anyone bulk in contest condition hell no. Do pros stay in contest condition hell no. The only guys who can do that are little guys who are not trying to add any size. I can stay 6% 195lbs year round but I can't make gains like that. I am trying to make real gains. If I want to be 225lbs shredded I need to be 235lbs fluff first. Also again I am actually dropping water weight right now lowering my estrogen retention. I don't have fucking edema I have a swollen ankle from a stingray bite big difference. I have also had Covid the entire fucking month of July. I am just now getting better. I will be in the commercial gym next week and pushing toward 235-240 by the end of August. I know I am gaining muscle as my strength is going up. By all means you starve yourself to 154lbs I am heading North
Mr. Stingray can you tell us what happened?
(https://ouachitaadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stingrays.jpg).
"So there I was in the water minding my own business, when this shaky guy comes up, and starts rubbing my fins. He seems a little geeked out, so I tell 'em "Whoa buddy, I appreciate friendship as much as the next guy, but I'm a very traditional type fish, I don't go for that fag stuff."
Next thing I know, he's trying to finger my spiracle, that's that blowhole looking thing right by my eye, but that's neither here, nor there. So I take my stinger and I give him a good one right in the ankle. He lets out a yelp, and then goes running off yelling some bullshit about "Can't be faded". It is what it is."
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Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth.
Happy now?
I think the photo is pretty clear. However, I could take a video of me measuring it directly.
None of this shit matters on Getbig though. You can post video evidence of anything, and get called out by people posting video evidence of nothing.
Now what we're on this topic - tell Getbig I blast loads like Peter North. Fuck, I blast bigger loads than Peter North.
Please confirm.
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CREEPY
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Definitely feel bad for Matt. Prime has been grooming him for over a decade by playing the "papa you never had" role and then blueballs Matt. What a fucking cocktease
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The Hankins hoof -
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1383519;image).
Dude's got the ashy weather beaten feet of a 54 year old Calcutta elephant trainer.
This made me laugh for a good 10 seconds
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This made me laugh for a good 10 seconds
Me too - BB posting some crackers lately! ;D ;D
Speaking of crackers...
Another gift from my wife!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=679728.0;attach=1384292;image)
bhanks:
(https://c.tenor.com/orVDimyVWioAAAAC/american-psycho-phone.gif)
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The Sad Hankins VS The Chad Canning
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=678927.0;attach=1368439;image)(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=679848.0;attach=1383107;image)
❌ Assaults Old Men in the Street ✔️ Respects His Elders, Seeks Their Opinion
❌ Benches #245 on Half a Gram + of Steroids ✔️ Benches Big Numbers on 1/3 an Anadrol Tab
❌ Bleeds from Ass Occasionally ✔️ Shoots 8-10 Semen Lassos Per Session
❌ Bald as a Cue Ball ✔️ Almost Too Much Hair
❌ Beat Up By Baby Momma ✔️ Too Busy Dropping Loads to Fight Baby
Mommas
❌ 0-3 in MMA, Tore Pec in unsanctioned MMA with Baby Mama ✔️ Makes People Nervous with His Vibes
❌ Advanced Degree, Still Dumb as a Post ✔️ Autism Makes Him Annoyingly Intellectual
❌ Has to Find The Right Underwear to Pose In ✔️ Shops at Walmart, Doesn't Care About
Fashion, Just Strength and Health
❌ Nervous About Nipples Like a Woman ✔️ Nervous About World Events Like A Man
❌ Thin As a Pin Naturally, Needs 10 Meals a Day ✔️ Hardly Eats, Still Grows
❌ Spazzes Out When People Think He's Gay ✔️ Hates The Gays, But Is Still Man Enough
To Admire a Nice Piece
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Extraordinary post by BB
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Re: Our own Vince G got the monkey-pox! 😭
Flex Wheeler would get nightmarish PTSD upon seeing this.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680311.0;attach=1385126;image)
I heard that Vince turned up at his doctor's office with giant purple lips, sweating, out of breath, and failed to pass a basic cognitive assessment. The doctor sent him home because nothing was out of the ordinary.
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Quickerblade lived in Sydney and advised Getbiggers about dating women. Here is his warning about single moms:
"For the record my rant on single moms is not on single widowed moms.
Its directed at the women who open their legs to random men. Men that they know dont have any money nor does the bitch.
Now when the man runs away, I blame the fucken slutty lady, men will be men, a fucken women
should know better.
single moms are single because they have poor judgement. Joining the local church, Hillsong, the local playgroup is not going to help. Ranting to your other single mother friends just makes it worse, keep drinking that caramel creme frappe (3022calories) let that sugar rush give you the only excitement in your miserable life, call the local council to remove that tree or add a stop sign, cause you are a miserable fucken loser.
Looking at the kid makes you depressed, cause he resembles the guy you fucked in the park and now you must raise ernie all by your lonesome hahhahahah. You keep saying you love your kid but if killing him wasnt a crime you would do it in a heart beat so you can go to the club on a Wed night.
Single fucken moms are the #1 cause of broken homes."
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From Illuminati
May The Fleas of 10,000 Goats Infest your Groin
& your Arms grow shorter so you're unable to Scratch your Balls.
This just cracks me the fuck up.
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From Illuminati
May The Fleas of 10,000 Goats Infest your Groin
& your Arms grow shorter so you're unable to Scratch your Balls.
This just cracks me the fuck up.
Thanks Rob
Was Probably a reply to 1 of the islamic Scumbags
or 1 of The Sheep like Fools.
;D
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Thanks Rob
Was Probably a reply to 1 of the islamic Scumbags
or 1 of The Sheep like Fools.
;D
Yes it was and it had me laughing hysterically.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/4dRDF2hb/Image3.jpg)
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WTF? He just got out of prison! >:(
(https://i.postimg.cc/gkvmLCRx/bertil-freetttttttttttttttt.jpg)
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Who will die first ramy or nick walker
We can always hope for a tie. LOL ;D
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(https://i.postimg.cc/rVTHsGFQ/g43g434h34h434hh43h4gjj.jpg)
Figure 1: Shizzolic Stupor
Eponymously named after patient zero, a Shizzolic Stupor is a rare form of alcoholic hallucinosis in which the individual becomes so inebriated that various inanimate objects start to resemble a man's penis.
Assman, D. (2021) ‘A prospective longitudinal study of cocksucking in adult men’, Journal of Psychology, 53(3), pp. 254–261.
Google Scholar
TITLE CITED BY YEAR
A Prospective Longitudinal Study of Cocksucking in Adult Men 3,182,045 2021
D. Assman
Journal of Psychology 53(3), 254–261
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Mr. America, and twice Mr. Universe. He's turned professional this year, and is a contender for the Mr. Olympia title. Nick lives with his brother and dog in Tampa, Florida.
:P
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Brutal qualifier.
(https://i.postimg.cc/tJvCtj0X/murder-O.jpg)
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680631.0;attach=1390275;image)
Annoucing Jizzney's new Woke production of...
Schmoe White and the 7 Dwarves
I am too stupid to put names in the photos but Elton is, of course, Schmoe White.
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680631.0;attach=1390275;image)
The Scott is one funny son of a bitch !! LOL ;D
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LOL!
Excellent!
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Bhanky, how many selfies do you take daily?
We have all seen your selfie ring light.
One might as why does a 44 year old unemployed man need a selfie ring light plus background curtains.
I feel like this is your morning routine
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Honestly, i thought about that for a split second. I remember reading some of your stories and It crossed my mind- just one timing this guy.
I was in a real good Donnybrook a few years ago in KW. Me and a buddy of mine vs. 4 dudes. My bud saw one of these guys pinch the ass of a 12 to 14 year old girl. She was dressed like a fucking stripper but still obviously a young teenager. And my bud called the guy a scumbag. Turns out the guy was the old man of the three other dudes, who were all in their 20's.... so it was 4 on 2. My face got mangled that night but it ended with me choking one of the kids unconscious. Just before he went completely limp I let up on his carotoid and told him to look at me. When his eyes opened I spit right between his eyes then finsished choking him unconscious. (The fucker smashed me across the face with a beer bottle 3 or 4 times ar the outset of the fight before i got him in a fireman's cradle and dropped him on his fucking head.)
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:-X
(https://i.postimg.cc/LXsXDV4y/Genuine-Fake-Vomit-Joke.jpg)
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The most explosive bodybuilding feud ever IMO
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:D
:P
(https://i.postimg.cc/WzhqSv3P/oil.gif)
(https://i.postimg.cc/CMP2cT7r/200f.gif)
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(https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/ce42a941c52a998452317fe87abb5946?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=1667&cropW=2500&xPos=0&yPos=0&width=862&height=575).
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=681005.0;attach=1395594;image).
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I knew I recognized those eyes -
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=681755.0;attach=1407142;image)(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WaL7SKhy79M/XA3woCOGfzI/AAAAAAAABtw/HzEc-XkOJa4oLZyj6AKanejjGN7e4HJyQCLcBGAs/s400/hooded-toilet-slave.JPG).
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STFU you simple minded, in-bred, luna-cephalic mongoloid. You thrive on being argumentative regardless of the company or subject. It is apparent that making a statement that requires the least bit of thought from you engenders unbridled STOOOOPID in you follow by hilarious histrionics telling the world you wet yourself, shit your ego and are leaving. Again.
I dub thee the Incredible Sulk.
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^^^^^^^^^^
I made it to this thread! Thank you! ;D ;D
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I almost choked to death on those damn liver pills many years ago from taking 4 at a time. I had to bang my abdomen against the sink, until I could spit them up. I tried to drink more water to wash them down and the water came out of my nose.
It would have been a warrior's death
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No man gives a sh1t what a woman says or thinks. We just pretend to listen cause we want to fvck.
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Twas the Night before Curlmas
and all through the thread,
Not a hand was not trembling
Not a hair on the head
One man was nestled, all snug on his pot;
Pringles and orange roughy, should have been not.
And the maid with her uppers; and the knees, bone one bone,
Knew when Clegg Claus came, a Curler'd be prone;
When out near the test bottles, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Cramping and shaking, dehydration and squirts,
I tore to the thread to see "God, now what hurts?"
But there was no new selfie, no new lie to be told,
He LIED near his Gatorade, with sheets all afold,
A new Curl Tshirt all sullied, covered in dread,
Ring light revealing, Bhanks shit the bed.
"Now, Wes! now, Joswift! now IroNat and webstar!
On, Flexacon! on, Krankenstein! on, Crusher and Walter!
To the top of the pool table! His back's off the wall!
Now squirt away! shart away! shit blood away all!"
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I don't want to be the guy to quote himself but this is worthy... and, of course, for posterity....
Knowing Bhank you can just imagine how his day went when he fought Clegg.
I imagine Bhank driving to the venue. At the time he probably brought his girlfriend along to show her what a badass he is. If he had a girlfriend it was probably some kittyhawk tweaker queen- young, dum and full of cum. On their way to the fight the conversation went like this:
Hankins- I got a real fish here. This Clegg guy is nothing. Can't wait to stomp this guy.
Girl- I don't know... Brian have you done this before? didn't you loose your last fight?
Hankins- what the fuck are you talking about!!?? That doesn't matter! All that matters is today! Now! Besides I didn't lose. I just wasn't able to stand up before the referee counted to 10. I'm bigger, stronger and leaner than ever! Just watch babe.
Girl- OK... Im just worried is all. Are you sure you're in your best shape? You just threw up on yourself a few minutes ago. Im gonna have to shampoo the car seats. Maybe all that adderall upset your stomach?
Hankins- Nonsense. Adderall doesn't upset my stomach. Its just acid reflux from peach cobbler and jersey mikes. Just shut up already and quit your worrying. You're distracting me. It's easy to get lost on the way to these contests.
An hour later...
Girl- Brian can you hear me? Brian? How many fingers am I holding up? Maybe some smelling salts or more adderall will help wake you up.you still don't look so good. Are you sure you're OK? That fat guy can really fight.
Hankins- what. Huh. What happened? Whens the fight?
Girl- it's over babe. They stopped it. You were losing really bad.
Hankins- Bullshit. Liar! Do you want me to dent your ficking skull bitch! I didn't lose! Why doesn't Clegg just post a picture of himself if he won? I'm stronger and leaner.
Girl- oh Brian. I think the damage is worse than you think. You're not making any sense. Why would he post a picture? He beat you unconscious.
Hankins- ill show you what unconscious is! (Rains 50 punches down on the poor girl) Im undefeated bitch. I got the police reports to prove it. Ask my last girlfriend. Her head is still caved in. You bitches never learn. I can't be faded!
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deadpool 2023
:D
I had Bam in last years dead pool. He really let me down. Hopefully he tries harder this year
classic get big
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Thread is useless when posts like the below are omitted:
I’d rough ride the shitpipes of those three bottled blonde Waffle House last-call whores so bad those homosexual men cluttering up the photo would go home and blow their mentally handicapped uncles.
You can smell the vinegar scent of those gutter slut’s bargain bin Dollar Store douche kit from here.
I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over a prime Mercedes Khanis face.
We are now considering appointing members (nh) to be the official gatekeepers of this thread.
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I`m honored to have made this thread once again.
My thanks G.A. !! :)
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This thread should be a sticky. So many great posts haven't made it on here probably because it's a pain trying to find the thread.
Either way I have it bookmarked now and I am ready to bump the hell out of it.
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This thread should be a sticky. So many great posts haven't made it on here probably because it's a pain trying to find the thread.
Either way I have it bookmarked now and I am ready to bump the hell out of it.
99% of this stuff is side splitting! ;D
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I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over a prime Mercedes Khanis face. ;D
Legit lol!
We need all the hanky photoshops in here. For posterity.
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Background: Poster bhanks (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=106117) was challenged by poster webstar (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=23174 ) on the former’s claim of completing a set of 15 reps of squats with a 225-lb barbell. To support the claim, bhanks posted the video below (Exhibit A) that appears to show only 13 reps:
An investigative team led by myself was charged with looking into this discrepancy, and are now prepared to report our conclusions.
Methods: the evidence (Exhibit A) was investigated extensively, and interviews were conducted with various stakeholders in the matter.
Conclusions: Firstly, the investigation concludes the video evidence clearly shows only 13 of the claimed 15 reps. All evident reps were counted despite concerns from some stakeholders on the depth of the eccentric phase. The video creator’s concern over their history of vaping and claims of lateral compartment knee arthrosis as confounders were deemed immaterial to the investigation.
Secondly, the investigation concludes that the video creator knowingly titled the video incorrectly (“225x15”) in a vainglorious attempt to support their claim, assuming no one would watch the whole video. However, the video garnered immediate concern from stakeholders due to its overall length of one minute, four seconds suggesting an unusually fast cadence of reps while allowing for time to start and stop the recording aparatus (the video creator must do this themself since they are a friendless loser) and time to unrack and rerack the weight.
Thirdly, all stakeholders were in agreement that a bodyweight squat for 13 reps is, quote, “embarrasingly weak” given the video creator’s history of steroid abuse and claimed duration of and commitment to serious training.
This matter is now closed.
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Probation not parole my mistake and again not convicted of anything getbig keeps accusing me off
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I don't want to be the guy to quote himself but this is worthy... and, of course, for posterity....
I was crying laughing this was so damn funny.
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Quoting yourself in this thread is grounds for investigation and potential disciplinary action (nh).
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Quoting yourself in this thread is grounds for investigation and potential disciplinary action (nh).
I could be wrong, but I believe you have to be a doctor to receive an exemption for self-quoteage. Grape will just need to see your diploma though.
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This thread should be a sticky. So many great posts haven't made it on here probably because it's a pain trying to find the thread.
Either way I have it bookmarked now and I am ready to bump the hell out of it.
Well depending upon who the quote is about (e.g., Mercedes Khani) it probably is kinda-sorta "sticky".
Sorry. Just had to write that one... ;D
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The Committee™ would like to ask Rambone, Flexacon, Hulkotron (OIFM), The Scott, beakdoctor, and ballsac to monitor the forum and maintain this thread.
This is an informal request, with no repercussions or judgement if declined.
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The Committee™ would like to ask Rambone, Flexacon, Hulkotron (OIFM), The Scott, beakdoctor, and ballsac to monitor the forum and maintain this thread.
This is an informal request, with no repercussions or judgement if declined.
;D
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So 15 reps of squats is cardio....but not those above. Gotcha.
I wrote this letter for your son....when its time, you can show it to him.
Dear _______
Back in January of 2023 your Dad was the focus of a brutal owning that caused him to rage out of control on the message board called GetBig. I do not know if the board will still be around when you are shown this. In the event it is not, the reason this brutal destruction of your dad's ego came after he posted a video of him doing 13 reps of a squat with (allegedly) 225lbs. He labeled the video "225 x 15" or something to that effect. Numerous attempts were made to find out what happened to the missing 2 reps. There was speculation that your dad somehow lost them while making the video, that he didn't know how to count, or he was high from vaping. We all concluded he was using 'Hankinsmath' which allows someone to count higher than actual numbers despite concrete evidence of the contrary. Perhaps he will share with you those two reps on his death bed...something akin to saying "Rosebud" (a reference to an old movie..you should look it up).
I should digress. I decided to post a video of me doing better, cleaner, and easier reps with the same weight and even added a message at the end for him. Well, this was not as well received by your dad as I had hoped. He went on a tirade on the message board and came up with all sorts of excuses of why he couldn't do it as well as challenging everyone to all sorts of nonsensical feats of "strength" (hopefully he told you about the times he rolled with the 'Strict Curl Nation'). No one accepted any of the challenges and this further enraged your dad.
Ultimately we were instructed by court psychologists that it would be best to leave him alone lest he take out his rage on you or some other individuals (most likely female) that were dwelling in the house at the time. Out of respect and concern for safety of all of you around him we did so. The good thing is that he must have gotten the message and accepted the help of the psychologist and got himself on some meds because he gave a heartfelt message about leaving GetBig.
We are sorry it escalated to that level....and hope this letter finds you in good health
Sincerely,
Krankenstein
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My thoughts are with her family. They must be all shook up.
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Can you strict curl 160lbs?
I have no idea. I don’t waste time on such stupidity. Can you fold your laundry in 5 minutes ? About the same level of importance overall to real life.
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Indeed my good man.
I was "pre-stretching" her starfish a few weeks ago, and when i got the second to last bead in there, she turned and gave me that sad puppy dog face.
"Should i stop"?
With her lip quivering and the look of defeat and disdain on her face, she gave a half hearted "no, i love it".
It's moments like these that remind me how far i've come in life.
Women will do anything for Team Horse Cock.
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Re: Idaho stabbings…..
wow kaylee's boyfriend looks worse than the alleged killer
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/11/20/18/64748477-11449857-Murder_victim_Kaylee_Goncalves_21_right_and_her_ex_boyfriend_Jac-a-2_1668967641437.jpg)
guarantee they didn't meet on tinder
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Kid must have a horse cock, he didn’t get her with those looks.
(https://i.postimg.cc/JzTFj20k/pripe.jpg)
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I really don't give two FNG S about curling. I'd be more impressed if you knew how to work a curling iron for your birds nest you are hiding than this stupidity of a "strict curl" "powerlift" - LOL - - bro - you bought a FNG powersuit to wear for a fng bicep curl. Its hilarious and belly aching funny. Look in the damn mirror for F sake. A power suit for a bicep curl. Hey if that is what you like awesome - you do you. Its like wearing a FNG scuba suit into the backyard pool. But whatever. Curl On man.
LOL, when you stop and think about it, it IS fucking hilarious. It's like wearing full Formula 1 racing regalia to go play Mario kart.
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Hey Matt, does your mama tell you what to do? How does she feel about COVID vaccines and previous mask mandates? How did she respond when you played that video of you threatening the police? Have you asked her why your penis is so tiny? Did you get her permission to post obscene videos on my Facebook messenger? Was it her suggestion I post them on Getbig for you? -Just curious.
You didn't enjoy the videos of my great big cock? ???
Even the Getbig threads I'm not interested in make me crack up ;D
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"You've heard of Nasser Nights...now have a listen to Mirage Mornings with Bob...."
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Look all I know is that is a competitive strict curl and I am 3.5lbs off an elite Open class lift which would qualify me for the Arnold Classic next year in the 220lb weight class. I am also 45 years old and just lifted 6.5lbs over the current world record for my age group you guys can talk all the nonsense you want but I am strong as hell right now.
That's great!
(https://i.postimg.cc/Y9kJtrZ6/ezgif-3-536770f8eb-Copy.gif).
Yeah you are all just a bunch of fags anyway I am done you guys can send each other gay shit all day have fun
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Its a good squat but that doesn't mean you can strict curl 166.5lbs. Curling is upper body arms squats are lower body legs. I know 12 year old girls that can squat more than me I have crippling knee injuries but fuck no they can't strict curl 166.5lbs. Are you going to wear daisy dukes around town or a t shirt? Do you fight with your feet or your hands. Do you hug your girl with your arms or your legs? Which do you rest on the bar when you get a drink? Arms are better than legs. I don't give a fuck if you squat 600lbs that doesn't mean you can strict curl 166.5lbs
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Booty reminds me of Michael Jordan. 10-15 years ago, she was like MJ from the late 80's. They both played with bulls(/)players and relied heavily on their bodies to make a living and to live their dreams. MJ played hard D, skillfully dribbled a ball on the court, dunked on mens faces / gave facials... Booty played with hard D's, skillexyfully dribbled saliva on balls and on her tits in the bedroom, dunked her ass/puss on mens faces and cocks, received facials... They had no need to use their brains and be smart. It just didn't matter with those bodies of theirs. Then as they got older they had to use their brains more and more to compensate for their aging bodies. Aging forced them to play the game differently. They had to adapt to stay relevant and in the game and they did. Booty now is like (sleeve of) Wizards Jordan. Smarter, can still finish guys off... but she's not as fit and athletic as she used to be, can't run around and dunk on any guy she wants, has lost that spring in her step, lost some wow factor...
It's sad. Back in their primes, they could and would take on a whole team of (big black) men by themselves. They'd constantly get swarmed by players, get double/triple teamed multiple times a night (and love every sweaty second of it)... Not anymore. Those glory (hole) days are over.
I was a big fan of both.. but since Booty won't let me play with her 2 basketballs.. she can go to hell (damn infidel!).
(in before BBBShmellz replies to my comment with "why are you so obsessed with bodily fluids?" for the 3rd time)
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1422507;image)
what happened to your dick root you bloated jam doughnut assholed slob?
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1422337;image)
Brian, you should get that thing to sit on top of you. From a distance it might actually look like you have a hare on your head.
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I've seen it all my life and personally experienced it. Everyone is crazy about big juicy muscles. On tv as a kid, I'd see women lose their minds over muscular guys (Rick Rude...). When I was a 16-20+yo twink I'd see jacked guys get all the hot women in clubs. Half the bb pros admit they got into bodybuilding to get women and noticed jacked guys getting all the women. Let's not forget about "AnabolicHalo" who was obsessed with building 18" arms to "get all the girls". He knew.
When I'm on cycle, people stare at my muscles, I get eye-fucked by everyone... I've had a hot woman stare at my bod from a distance and then moan as she slowly walked by me in a narrow aisle in a shopping mall shop while I was beside my ex. I've had/seen a (clearly gay) man eyefuck my flexed arm holding a heavy grocery bag or three and follow me into a petfood aisle my ex was in, come up next to me pretending he was going to buy dog food and trying to find the courage to say something to me only to then walk away the second he realized the woman beside us was my partner. I've seen a woman in another grocery store who couldn't take her eyes off my bod. Every 8 seconds I looked up/over, there she was, still staring at me, checking me out. 90% of the time my ex used to squirt was around 10 seconds after I told her to feel my bicep(s) while fucking her...
"TheKetoKid" on here (who's jacked) had a woman get on a cardio machine right next to him in an empty gym and just stare at him while cardio-ing (the pussy was too scared to look at her and talk to her - even with all those artificial hormones in him and artificial muscles on him - but).. if he had just a hint of balls/manliness he could've banged her in the locker room or his/her place/car after a 20 second chat.. all thanks to his muscles.
Chicks still find me hot without the inflated muscles, but when I'm inflated and wearing a singlet.. Jesus.
I think if I ever got proper jacked/huge on hgh/slin I'd get this kinda reaction from everyone, everywhere I went
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I would expect someone with a Mensa certification/degree to hide their gay escapades better.
I do remember the writing was on the wall that GB was going to eventually infiltrate his life and he didn’t realize that it would happen because, as usual, he was willfully oblivious.
“Hankins hubris” will do down in GB history as what brought his enormous ego to his knees.
He didn’t ride off into the sunset and instead ran away with his tail between his legs as every lie was exposed and there was no doubt that everyone knew he was a fraud.
It’s hard to find any redeeming qualities in him, but if he took that cute dog from a shelter I respect him for doing that and something positive was learned about him from the Bhank leaks.
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Looks like Jagware posers is where it's at boys
(https://i.ibb.co/QPbqNMR/Mark-Dugdale-posers-email-chain-getbig-version-part-1.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/bWh6dpn/Mark-Dugdale-posers-email-chain-getbig-version-part-2.jpg)
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I have been above 230 in the late afternoons the last week and I am over 225 this last week in the mornings when I wake up as well. I get plenty of likes on Facebook. I barely use instagram but whatever kind of telling you guys felt the need to stalk me there when I was gone a few days in addition to posting several pages about my hair and the typical fags posting fag shit. Than the weirdos attacking my fiancé and son. I did measure under my armpits as that was interesting as I had never done that before anyway it’s 46 relaxed and 47 flexed. I know I have been leaner but I am legit getting heavier. Today at 228lbs at lunch time. Haters going to Hate
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This dude......
You guys followed me and harassed me family on Facebook.....so here is a most muscular for my haters. Lol
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What? It was was a 2000 328I that I had many years ago.
Traded it in for a Nissan 350Z. Then traded that in for a 2012 Dodge Challenger R/T brand new. Then traded that in for a Jeep Patriot, brand new.
Now, I have a BMW 335I M series X-drive.
Sell the car. It's Florida, buy a tent and a sleeping bag, and live on the beach (also make up a nice sign that says "sleeping, not beached" so they don't roll you into the water).
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I have maybe one phone call a day on average
Sounds like backbreaking work.
he likely mans a gay chatline, his photo is alongside the number, hence the one call a day
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Re: do you "do what you love" ?
As long as i do what Rory loves, i'll be fine
It’s the only correct path.
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Still being a fitness girl, and running Bostin's Synthol and peptide business, her recently on the left at 5' 3", #160ish -
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https://www.instagram.com/apalumbo91/?hl=en .
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Her back is a twice as wide as his. He has her beat on the woman's ass though.
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I came here to quote the BB post with Ariella too, fantastic post :D
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Her back is a twice as wide as his. He has her beat on the woman's ass though.
I think she is winning in the tricep mass department too
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bhanks gets a lot of mileage out of those shit-colored slacks.
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Meltdown.
Nope, that was not a meltdown. It is just an in-kind response to your snippy comments. You solicited it and I obliged. Please feel free to make a joke of my former occupation anytime you want. I am laughing all the way to the bank and you... well at this point do you even have a bank account?
I was a 'school janitor'. This is not a secret, nor do I think there is anything wrong with being a school custodian. You got this right, I did occasionally clean toilets and empty trash cans during the almost 30 years I worked for the district. I also had a few other responsibilities for which I was paid a fair salary.
My annual income when I retired in 2009 was equivalent in purchasing power to about $65,000 today. Certainly not huge money by Getbig standards, but with added benefits such as 30 days a year vacation, paid sick leave, personal leave days, full-family medical coverage, and a 100% paid PERS, it was enough to scrape by on. Thanks to that job, today I have a decent guaranteed annuity retirement income which affords me the ability to live the good life. Although I have never owned or slept in a BMW. So, you got me beat there. ;)
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:o :o :o :o :o :o
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Nominating your own post. This has to be an infraction! Get him Grape!
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Please don`t rat me out bro. ;D
Just thought it should be posted for posterity.
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Please don`t rat me out bro. ;D
Just thought it should be posted for posterity.
‘Tis a fantastic post either way
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‘Tis a fantastic post either way
I thought so,though I doubt that Hanky`s a fan of it. ;D
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Instant classic list of all time. Hanky’s wigs don’t fall off !
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LOL ;D
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That look when you lost your legs and kidneys and you're broke.... And all you get is a stupid plate from a multimillionaire :-[
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You are so fucking stupid which is why I never respond to you Michelle was my first wife from a decade ago we never had any kids but yeah you know everything Moron. My girl works at the court she knows every officer and they all know me they don't give a rat's ass about what you have to say about anything.
So, Michelle is the stripper you married and got pregnant, who divorced you after a few weeks and aborted your child because you abused her?
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I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over a prime Mercedes Khanis face. ;D
Legit lol!
We need all the hanky photoshops in here. For posterity.
I'd be happy to oblige, but I'd need the permission of The Committee[TM] to self-post
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I'd be happy to oblige, but I'd need the permission of The Committee[TM] to self-post
Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588
There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling
Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450
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Lol !
Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588
There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling
Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450
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I still have pics of my exes on social who goes back and deletes photos from years ago? You guys need to get a life
Bearing in mind most of them are disfigured or dead its a good idea to keep a photo
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Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588
There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling
Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450
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Probably better etiquette - thanks for doing a link, looks like I'll be busy this weekend ;D
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Remember Ironmeister w the SMM ones ?
Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588
There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling
Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450
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Remember Ironmeister w the SMM ones ?
Ironmiester was a true genius. A master artist. I'd love to see what he could do with Bhank as a blank canvas.
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Topic: How much time would you spend trying to recapture your Anadrol tablet?
Sad to hear about your anemia; I wish nothing but the best health.
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Re: Andrew Tate's Prison Physique
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His father was a chess grandmaster and he was something of a child chess prodigy. IQ wise he'd shit over 99% of the population. He's up there with Bhanky and Goodrum.
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They were harassing my buddy one old guy on the floor was telling him to suck his dick and two younger guys were saying how they had been locked up before and were ready to fight to prove they were badass. I was ignoring it all until I couldn’t. I grabbed one of the young kids by the throat and threw him on top of the old guy. I was joking him choking him screaming at both of them when the other bigger kid ( they were probably around 20-25 years old each) charged and I actually managed a straight kick to his face that dropped him. I impressed myself with that one. I then put my attention back to the guy I had thrown on top of the other guy yelled at them a little more as I was choking the one and the other was underneath. I then let them go no one wanted anything to do with me at that point it was hilarious. The other people in the holding cell thought I was some kind of ninja meanwhile my friend did nothing to defend himself or help. I asked him later and he said he didn’t want to get in trouble reality was he was a scarred bitch.
One time I was hitchhiking through the PNW to visit one of the guys in my unit from the war. The local police captain starts harassing me. Gives me a ride out of town in the opposite direction I was going. Tells me they don't want my kind around. They have a nice quiet town he says. Well I start walking back towards town cause fuck that guy I served my country.
So he arrests me and takes me in. The other officers start fucking with me. Telling me I need a bath. They spray me down with a firehouse! Then they go to shave my face. Well I start having flashbacks from 'Nam and I just go apeshit and start kicking ass! I bust out of there and steal this dudes dirt bike and high tail it into the mountains with all the cops chasing me. I hole up in the woods but they brought in a chopper to get me. Fucking pig starts shooting at me. So I throw at rock at the chopper and the cop ends up falling out to his death. I was just defending myself!
So they want me dead now. I end up setting all these booby traps up in the woods for the cops and I take out the whole unit. I coulda killed them but I didn't. I hole up in the cave and they bring in the National Guard to get me. They shoot a fucking rpg at my cave and blow it up! Lucky I got out the back of the cave and make my way down to town where I just start going apeshit blowing shit up just going off. I finally calmed down when my old Colonel got sent in to take me out of there. Good dude. Colonel Troutman. Crazy times man.
You now us old vets we only want our country to love us as much as we love it. From one badass to another Brian I get it
;D ;D ;D
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If you are looking for symmetry I can tell you I don't have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of ailements. Ailments I have acquired over a very long time lying about my life. "Ailments that make me a laughing stock for people like you. If you tell me I look good that'll be the end of it. But if you don't I will go back and forward for eternity lying about everything. I will hunt you down* and I will kill you**
* hunt you down is subject to certain requirments. You must be in the same postcode as me and of no threat whatsoever.
•• kill you as in kill you with kindness by ignoring you
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^^
Beat me ;D
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Bookm@rk (so I can find the ferkin thread)
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A thing of beauty here from delon...
This NPC Contest Thread Story Arc is progressing almost perfectly in a classical sense, bhanky's health flare-up is simply just the necessary 3rd act in the 4 act play:
Act 1: The Beginning
In which the set up for the hero's journey is unveiled: in this case with the now iconic literary phrase "Fine you guys are right why argue about scaled pics with each other" and soon after "it’s ducking nonsense believe whatever the duck you want I am going to win that show". The audience is drawn in, unsure wtf ducks have to do with anything but captivated nonetheless
Act 2: The Strive Towards the Goal
In which the hero fights all-comers from all angles at all times, assisted by limited vocabulary usage (hater, you guys, again) and lack of time wasting punctuation. All while allegedly holding down a full time job and an intense training regime involving walking his dog
Act 3: The Crisis
In which the hero encounters a serious hurdle that tests his character and resolve as he nears his final goal. In this story The Crisis amounts to the hero's cup runneth over with daily blood, along with repeated gross mentions of a grossly spelt "diaria"
<<We are here>>
Act 4: The Resolution
In which the hero is triumphant or otherwise and the story arc is complete
April 23 is of course Resolution Day
* Will Bhanky emerge bathed in thong battle glory like Rocky 2, 3, and 4
* Or will Bhanky's story be a Greek tragedy, albeit one centred around bowel and stomach movements, not flying too close to the sun like Icarus, given he can't even get up a flight of stairs
Only time and a few thousand more entertaining posts will tell
Go Bhanky
Now back to Act 3 ......
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From Krankenstein
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From Krankenstein
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Ha ha ha !
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From Krankenstein
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Love the pat of butter on top! Lmao!
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Delon and Krank, bravo. Good shit!
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I weigh more than you right now. Your back is thin and your traps are literally nonexistent. You flex them and there’s nothing there except for those tendons that appear when you strain during a bloody shit. You’re a bag of misshaped, dislocated and torn body parts. You have the IQ of a dead moth and the sex appeal of a school shooter. You have no business on a bodybuilding or even a bodybuilding forum for that matter. You better pray that no one enters the show, so you can earn your meaningless, hollow victory. Good luck in your forearm contest this weekend, homo. :D
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Quote From Raymondo
Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32659 on: April 18, 2023, 09:56:42 PM »
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Cashier: Sir, would you like fries with that?
(long pause)
Cashier: ... Sir?
(no answer)
Cashier: Is everything alright, sir?
Monster Bri: who what where am i emily did i get last place
Cashier: You are here at McDonalds, sir. I just took your order a minute ago. 6 Big Macs, 3 double bacon cheeseburgers. Can I get you fries?
Monster Bri: no thank you I had five bloody shits since this morning gotta go down to 202.5 I got a show coming up I will smash everyone actually get me one extra bigmac and twelve chicken nuggers hold the salt I dont want to hold extra water krankenstein keeps photoshopping me actually think I look good soul crusher says I'm really 160 pounds at least I'm not bald like him ducking retards
Cashier: Cash or-
Monster Bri: again I don't give two shits what rambone says dont these fags know I used to rag doll 280 pound men I've won more awards than brock lesnar I actually met him once when I was bulking to be honest I was within striking distance of that guy could have easily taken him haha by all means again lets see what hazbin thinks about that
Cashier: Cash or card, sir?
Monster Bri: again by all means everyone can show up and show me how its done but no one will bunch of pussies again I said to rambone look at your arm and look at mine you have the wrist and forearm of a girl by all means show me how to do curls so I can have arms like you ducking loser
Cashier: Sir. Excuse me. Cash. Or. Card?
(At this point Bri lets out a five second fart)
Cashier: Goddamn it, I recognise this fucking stench. You the stank ass bitch who blocked the toilets last week. DeLonda, get Namond, Sherrod and Darnell we teach this guy here a lesson
Monster Bri: again by all means again by all means
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Ok ordered a flatbread going to carb up a little but not adding much water plan is half a glaass
Smart.
Flat bread was the perfect pre show carb up for Moses. Your bicep is going to be split like the Red Sea tomorrow!
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From what I am seeing the show ran long...or totally off schedule. You guys know what this means right?
It was history repeating itself. Johnny had the event staff go and look for Bhanks. With no answer at his hotel room door they were forced to call management for a wellness check. Upon entering they found Bhankers INCAPACITATED on the floor...bottles of cranapple juice and a half eaten flat bread pizza near his head. The words "I (heart) coop / SCN / spauld....." scrawled in cornbread gravy on the floor next to him...
The maid immediately recognized Bhanks' double organ failure and proceeded to try and administer a dose of a bio-identical pill her sister gave this man in KittyHawk. Unfortunately it didn't help. Bhanks was rushed again to the hospital and the gastroenterologist who killed him before was flown in by private jet. The doctor was able to use the hospital generator and jumper cables attached to Bhanks' titanium bolts....Bhanks was revived at 2:38pm Sunday. He is receiving IV gatorade for the next 48 hrs.
It wasn't until this morning at 7:45am that Em came out of the bedroom and said "Brian...we're done, you can come to bed now. My ex is in the shower. He will be leaving soon"
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1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
32. Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids added
For posterity ;D
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For posterity ;D
Ha ha ha !
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For posterity ;D
In hindsight it is fitting to have that ailment bringing up the rear :)
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For posterity ;D
Hold up.... is this for real?
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
32. Hemorrhoids
I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move.... but he said he suffered from all that?
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Hold up.... is this for real?
I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move.... but he said he suffered from all that?
Indeed
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I was a great fighter when drinking cause my ability to care was even less than usual and any fear I had was completely gone.
I don’t imagine you were in many fights not drinking as you say you only lost when drinking. So you’ve been in a couple fights I’m guessing. I’ve been in a couple hundred and I love it, getting beaten to me is fucking great. I love punishment, so every fight I lost made me feel better about myself for some reason. My ears ring constantly, massive headaches and dizziness most the time and my nuerologust said it was from being hit in the head so many times. I’ve grown to enjoy these symptoms as well. My hate for the human race is so strong that I could fight multiple times a day if I had no family but I keep it u see control due to them. If it weren’t for them I would no doubt be dead or in prison for many years.
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Hold up.... is this for real?
I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move.... but he said he suffered from all that?
Can confirm
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Hold up.... is this for real?
I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move.... but he said he suffered from all that?
Yes. Keep up. Ha ha ha ha. No kidding ! The comedy and hilarity has been epic.
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Hold up.... is this for real?
I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move.... but he said he suffered from all that?
Yes. In fact it needs a new addition
33. Missing (born without) an esophageal sphincter
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Finally I’ve been quoted. Oh what a glorious day in getbigdom.
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Finally I’ve been quoted. Oh what a glorious day in getbigdom.
Hard to believe that is the first Rob C. Guns post in this historical thread.
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So how did it go?
Prejudging was today. Tom was nearly delusional by the end of the day, he barked at 3 judges and peed on a fire hydrant. Finals are tomorrow but Tbone isn’t sure if he’s going to go because they ran really long today.
He’s got work on Monday morning and the person he travels with gets night vision so they obviously can’t be on the road past 8.
Long story short he may win but he doesn’t have time to figure it out.
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Quote from 38 Returns:
the hankins years
0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.
fairly standard believable stuff this
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The post below is from one of Hankys ex-girlfriends:
ORL2BC
Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #75 on: Today at 12:09:55 AM »
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Mr Hanky doesn’t deserve credit for anything. He hid for days from Josh and only went into Home Depot after making sure there were no Canadian plates in the parking lot and after having the kitty hawk police department on call looking for Josh.
He’s a Pansy ass piece of shit that hasn’t finished a single thing in life that he’s started.
A total quitter from
Day one bc it’s easier to quit on your own terms than look like a failure.
This douchebag is a narcissist delusional asshole who has zero friends in real life which is why he seeks attention from complete strangers.
Whoever said the whole shit your pants kid analogy was spot on.
Hankins is almost painful to watch but he’s also like a bad car accident that you can’t look away from. But don’t any of you be fooled, he deserves zero respect. He doesn’t even respect himself nor his family, or he wouldn’t continue to put them through this abuse.
So he gets no props from me as Josh planned every aspect of this scenario out just to worry the guy who scares serial killers in his spare time.
Do not bother responding directly to me Brian as you are back on IGNORE and I will not read your posts.
Josh-1
Hanky-0
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Modern women have NOTHING on the babes of yesteryear.
Ed frikin' Zachary, brother! If I only had a WayBack Machine...Let's just say things wouldbe so different and only I would know how shitty it had been before. It would be Eden without the tree or that snake. And women would look sooooo much better!
Women embraced their god-given femininity (one of nature’s greatest accomplishments), didn’t have blue hair, tattoos, bloated bodies, fake … everything, piss-poor attitudes, use crude, unbecoming language, and behaved with dignity and self-respect.
They valued men and masculinity.
They recognized the life-affirming joy of birthing children and taking care of their family.
Now, everything is out of wack. The natural order is unbalanced.
Feminism, Liberalism, globalism …
Multiculturalism.
It is ALL fricked up.
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A bit out of context without a link to the thread I suppose, but I'll come back to fix that
(https://i.postimg.cc/sXpy96BG/shutterstock-329291891.jpg).
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Most Biden "fact checkers" usually go like this anyway:
(https://i.postimg.cc/vBzqx6Ty/Bidendidntsaythat.jpg)
Spot on .
Sums them up so well.
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Hard to believe that is the first Rob C. Guns post in this historical thread.
Here's another one. No fucking way it doesn't belong here.
Hahahaha. My wife always brings up something I said many years ago at a bar when a few guys started a fight with my buddy and i stepped in. It was 6 on 2 and I said after I beat all 4 of your asses(4 cause I was surrounded by 4 and him 2) I’m gonna fuck you boys prison style. So she always says you just want to beat guys up and fuck them hahah. It was a scare tactic and I must say It worked cause they were very hesitant and that gave me the upper hand cause my buddy can’t fight for shit.
I seriously lost it at "it was a scare tactic"
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Here's another one. No fucking way it doesn't belong here.
I seriously lost it at "it was a scare tactic"
Hahaha, it’s been a good year as I’ve been quoted twice in here.
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Re: ALL COOKS Have HIV In This Restaurant! Will You Visit?
It's bit like fugu restaurants in Japan but gayer.
I would be more afraid of them putting shit/semen in the food. Restaurant kitchens are some of the filthiest places on Earth. Learn to be your own chef and eat at home.
Dice Hankins stopped in to work out some new material -
(https://i.postimg.cc/25d606dq/2-1.png).
(https://i.postimg.cc/TYWTk1fR/2-2.jpg).
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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida.
Kind of agree. As a person who had dogs I would risk my life for, I would NOT walk my dog near a body of water in Florida. Hell I live in Florida, had a Yorkie and made a point of staying 50' from any significant water while walking her. I just didn't want to find out the hard way I valued my own life more than hers, or visa versa :)
What a sissy you are detective. First of all, Yorkies are for old women and queers (of which you are the latter). You wouldn’t take on a 6 foot alligator for your animal? Cowardly too.
I’d say you were laughed at in the interview room.
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6' (only) alligator should be confrontable/beatable for most getbiggers yes
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6' (only) alligator should be confrontable/beatable for most getbiggers yes
Yes, anyone who had done bodybuilding for at least 11 months should be able to handle this.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/vHShqvyF/pmdoor.jpg)
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6' (only) alligator should be confrontable/beatable for most getbiggers yes
I would absolutely destroy a 6’ gator.
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I would absolutely destroy a 6’ gator.
Would you fuck it prison style?
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Would you fuck it prison style?
Hahaha yeah buddy after I ragdolled it for a while.
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Would you fuck it prison style?
Getbiggers break backbones with their bare hands.
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I have built 200megabyte excel files with large regressions have to build them with calculations turned off as they can take an hour to calculate. I have broken excel with over 7 embedded if functions and too many lines and tabs. I had to write script instead but yeah now my work is not so complicated but I get to do it from home which is nice
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Good stuff.
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Repeat I'm sure but still hilarious.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=672562.0;attach=1305824;image)
We have been through this before. On Getbig there are differing levels of gay and acceptance of gayness.
(1) OMR = homosexual man married to another man = acceptable to Getbig
(2) Vince Goodrum = openly gay man who doesn’t bother anyone = acceptable to Getbig
(3) Primemuscle =disgusting soggy old pedo queer, hanging out on Getbig because he has no life = never acceptable on Getbig
(4) Matt Canning = total phaggot who tries to use gullible women to look straight = never acceptable on Getbig
(5) Fat Shizzo = sucked cocks for attention and money for cheap vodka = never acceptable on Getbig
(6) All Other Getbiggers =confident enough in their masculinity and sexuality that cock jokes don’t bother them = acceptable on Getbig
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=672562.0
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Repeat I'm sure but still hilarious.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=672562.0;attach=1305824;image)
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=672562.0
Are 0 and 1 forum members?
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Repeat I'm sure but still hilarious.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=672562.0;attach=1305824;image)
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=672562.0
hankins needs adding in there somewhere
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Are 0 and 1 forum members?
I made the photo so I feel I can respond. :)
0 = Tito24 . 1 = Julio Caesar. Both are (past) Getbiggers.
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:D
Dude is massive.
(https://i.ibb.co/0J5XvsD/7141-F9-C7-5-F69-465-F-B47-D-3290324-CC286.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PCkY0Dm)
(https://kulturistika.ronnie.cz/img/data/clanky/galerie_2011/39566_3_1.jpg)
Fugly, squatty little toad of a manlette. Vile physique composed of drug bloated tissue covered in puss filled zits. And every single one of these "bodybuilders" does just what Arnold said the little guys all do. They hide away when they pose. Squatting down to accent their fatass and overstuffed buttocks and hamstrings. Even in the rear lat spread they squat down.
And they all seem to wear those gay as fook "footie sockies". WTF?!
Fuque 'em. I hope they all stroke out on stage.
I’ve been around too long to any longer be impressed with this shit.
He is monstrous. Okay.
So what.
He is willing to threaten his health with excessive use of bodybuilding drugs and hormones and responds very well to these.
Here today, gone tomorrow … along with his organ and joint health.
Keep at it, young man. Enjoy being the centre of attention.
That’s its worth, in totality.
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Re: Robert De Niro's 19-year-old grandson died after being sold fentanyl-laced pills
Maybe if buying underground products instead of snorting 3 pills the minute you get them or injecting 3cc out of an underground bathroom try half a pill or 1/2cc first and make sure you don’t have a bad reaction.
(https://i.postimg.cc/qBPRRJqW/the-best-joe-rogan-podcast-comedian-guests.jpg).
"Let me tell you something Joe Rogan. Years ago on the East Coast I knew this guy, Brian Higgins, Bram Harkins, something like that. Greatest pill tester you ever saw Joe Rogan. He'd sit there for hours just testing things, snorting them, shooting them.
Boy, he'd sit there till his ass bled, the guy just couldn't be faded Joe. This fucking guy was a junkie's junkie, get this, I think he married a drug court attorney."
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Fucking brilliant
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Re: Robert De Niro's 19-year-old grandson died after being sold fentanyl-laced pills
You've had some doozies this week FF. Keep up the good work.
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Thanks for the kind words. I appreciate it. :)
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Re: SCN
(https://i.ibb.co/GtcSYGn/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-15-07-03.png)
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Re: MaryLand Muscle Machine
Really irritating personality... kind of "precious," don't know quite how to explain it. Kind of similar to Flex Wheeler.
Levrone was also born in Rome, Italy. According IMDB.
That’s because Levrone is a weirdo, very awkward person
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Re: MaryLand Muscle Machine
Wtf was that video about? Levrone is a weirdo.
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Wtf was that video about? Levrone is a weirdo.
The music in the background almost made it disturbing
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The truffle shuffle hahaha that was great.
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Very high caliber of the average post in SCN thread these days, got to bring your "A" game to that thread.
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I don't need to respond to every lie you guys make up
Just the ones about wristwatches and site injections, they are far more important than your wife
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:D ;D
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Will they go on a cruise in Somalia for their honeymoon ?
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Re: SCN
Brian, tell me exactly how you were able to "beat the hell" out of Mechanical Swiss movement watches. Most high end mechanical watches are workhorses.
Too easy. He just pretended they were small intoxicated women
(https://i.postimg.cc/FsgWMPyX/Oof.png)
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Re: SCN
(https://i.imgflip.com/7u97rz.jpg)
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Guessing the dents from the Clegg fight.
Clegg did win the fight and played Bhankys head like the drums
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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A work of genius! ;D
(https://i.ibb.co/kgSPYM5/Hankins-Record-Copy.png)
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Re: Nicocado a porn star ?
Regaying this thread -
(https://i.postimg.cc/kgwLZ13x/nikocado-shaker-v0-b2-Mx-NDR5-Z2xva2-Fi-MVIBi-CFwq-Wd-Z-8t-Hp-T9y-XEYp-Y5ch-Xhc-Faq-UQ-Mu-Luon.png).
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enhanced and removed water marks:
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Em, Ive filled another one......
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2Rjjez63bpIpvCGyadtfcB_8NVmC_J0m9nA&usqp=CAU)
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Great Post.
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Re: SCN
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686265.0;attach=1452175;image)
It looks like there's another label/engraving underneath and he's put something over the top to try and cover the original???
Definitely he has -
The one underneath says - Fuck off you Baldy Lying cheating Fagggot.
at least he earned that one
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“Where’s the evidence”
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686378.0;attach=1457479;image)
;D
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Well, you just can't heap loads and loads of unearned (and in most cases patently absurd) praise on a person before the person begins to lose perspective.
Imagine, if you will, that you are a digusting, morbidly obese, fat fucking cvnt....without talent. And you smell like the inside of a garbage disposal. And you litteraly roll out of bed in the morning, falling to the floor helplessly like a porpoise. Now, prone on your bedroom floor you notice a cold slice of half eaten pizza on the carpet, inches away from your snout. Too lazy to pick it up you merely crane your neck and begin lapping the pizza with your tongue until you inch it closer and closer to your mouth where you can finally swallow it whole, like a monitor Lizzo er lizard swalling a warthog. After several hours you decide to stand up. The effort of heaving yourself up off the ground internalizes so much pressure that a fart belches out of your organs so loud and fowl it sounds like kickstarting a motorcycle. And yet.... in every interaction, interview , expose, photo shoot, magazine cover , talk show appearance you are referred to as brave, beautiful, talented , gorgeous, amazing, fierce, fabulous etc.. and you didn't do a single fucking thing to earn it. Yeah, your value system may be out of whack, your own self worth might be inflated, you may not consider other people beyond them just being lucky to be in your presence.
We live in a totally insane, upside down world.
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They were going to have an Asian chick called Snow Yellow but it reminded people of peeing in the snow.
Hall of Fame Post!
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Re: Mentzer on Nutrition
why does this shit keep popping back up ??
all these young kids thinking this shit is revelavent to today - its piece mil - you cherry pick though the old school shit and try to make sense out of it
bodybuilding is basic - most dudes nowadays dont want to do the work and damn sure CANNOT and WILL NOT diet with the commercials , Taco Bell around the corner, Wendy's and moms credit card , chick fill a by our work - getbiggrs boyfriends like to eat the ice cream so you have to indulge as well
just get a meal plan and stick to it JUST LIKE YOU DO TRAINING - most guys can't do that for more than 2 weeks so they dig up old bullshit and post irrevalant shit with all the science and nutritional knowledge of today - you'd just rather cop out and figure if you 'FAST' all day you can just goto Taco Bell and blow your asshole out - cause 1500 calories is 1500 right ?? Jesus christ
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686378.0;attach=1457479;imageAs
Replace the man with a young boy and make sure it was taken after dumping off a nuisance of a cancer suffering wife - and you have a Prime pedo dream day!
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Re: Shiloh Jolie Pitt
I love that the Prime story is he left his wife while she was getting chemo so he could visit a glory hole…..
I have to believe this is 2 separate experiences combined.
I’ve been here a while, and always heard the story, but is the quote actually anywhere that he did that? I remember him saying he sucked dick back in the day, as a way of deflecting he did it while married, but never really heard (sic read) that he went to glory holes.
Yes, I remember. I just read the first ten pages of his profile again for a laugh and, lord help me, I feel violated. Prime, forgive me for the quote mining, but it is funny:
"Personally, I am not into dildos or anal sex other than a good rimming every now and again. How talented are you with your tongue? LOL"
"Personally, I think it is possible for anyone to have a gay experience given the right circumstances. Most men are very sexually motivated. If they are horny enough they'll get it on with anyone who is handy, man or woman."
"In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them."
"I gladly show some skin and I could easily enjoy being a filty whore. Unfortunately, there's not much money to be made doing this when one is my age. I'd be somebody's "grand-daddy" as opposed to being just a "daddy-bear" to some. I am sixty-six years old."
"I like to run naked and barefoot, which is why I have a home treadmill as it is generally frowned on when one runs down the street stark naked."
"Living the motto that if it feels good do it, I've tried a lot of kinky things over the years, but not that. Being an old dude, there might come a time when I'll need a strap-on because I could get "lucky" then not be able to get the other one up! LOL. So far so good though."
"If you are straight you fuck a woman. You fuck her where she's designed to be fucked. If your bent, you fuck whatever hole you can stuff it into. Guys fuck guys in the ass because guys don't have an official pussy. folks get bored and try different strokes. No matter, it all gets you off when all is said an done and that's the point actually. It's all about busting a nut. Too much focus is on whether you bust it gay or straight...vagina, asshole or mouth....man or woman....it's all good if you like it."
Phantom Spunker, just so you know, it is extremely creepy to 'mine' someone's posts from 13 years ago and repost them out of context. Are obsessed with me and my posts? What is weird is that you claim my posts made you feel "violated" yet you continued searching for and reading them.
You must have read more than just the first ten pages. I just scanned them and did not find all that you copied and pasted, "for a laugh". But hey, knock yourself out. Be my guest. Search my entire post history if it gets you off... Phantom Spunker weirdo. ::)
Hahaha, get fucked, Sogster. I knew that would make you rage. You calling me 'extremely creepy' is like Ted Bundy telling me I'm an inattentive boyfriend. I'm sorry you're struggling to go through a few pages of your own bullshit and find the quotes, but they are all there. Thanks for your permission to keep going. I will:
"The first time I officially had gay sex was when I was fifteen (let me qualify this by saying that I don't count an early teen circle jerk with several school chums one afternoon after school in the den at my parent's house as being gay sex). However, I thought about/fantasized sex with a man before that time."
"Watched a video with Rodney St. Cloud stripping and sticking his big dick in a woman's top and fucking her between her breasts. Although plenty big, his dick didn't look especially hard. Not only that, it flopped over like it had a broken hinge at the base at one point. I am beginning to wonder if he has implants. You never see photos or videos of him with a flaccid dick. -Not completely hard and not ever flaccid....this is cause for speculation."
"In my next life, I want to come back as a porn stud who is hard more often than he is soft so I can fuck all day and all night long."
"I talked to a fellow last night at a local gay bar who worked as a male gay prostitute on weekends when he was a teen and in his early twenties. He says he did it because it was fun."
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Found in the archives by Phantom Spunker:
Re: WHAT KIND OF PORN DO YOU GUYS WATCH?
massive cocks/massive balls
fatt asses
gaping holes/fisting
bitches screaming loudly in pain/pleasure
hardcore fucking, hard and fast, slapping up against the ass cheeks real hard, slamming into them.
bukkake
sloppy, wet blow jobs with lots of gagging and spit
cuckold
mature/grannies
bbw
beastiality on occasion
i forgot.. bisexual blowjobs.. a dude and a chick going down on cock together.. with close ups and lots of spit, sucking the balls, etc
ha ha ;D umm... dude im into everything. EVERYTHING.
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Christ!
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Christ!
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Name / No. & exact Location pls. ;D
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Name / No. & exact Location pls. ;D
LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...
;D ;D ;D
At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me ;D
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LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...
;D ;D ;D
At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me ;D
(http://media.giphy.com/media/HprE6D3MwET0A/giphy.gif)
Ha Ha Ha
I believe I was Very much deprived as a Baby ;D
My last lady friend was a L/M cup size & certainly loved as much attention
as I could give Them.
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Not a 20-story balcony this time. Probably had a nice chat with Putin who wished him well on his travels...
https://www.rt.com/russia/581729-wagner-chief-plane/
Wagner chief among passengers on crashed plane – officials
Evgeny Prigozhin was listed on board the Embraer Legacy that crashed with no survivors, authorities have reported
A private jet traveling from Moscow to St. Petersburg crashed on Wednesday in Russia’s Tver Region. The Russian Emergencies Ministry said all 10 people on board had died. Rosaviation has since said that Evgeny Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner Private Military Company, was listed among the passengers.
I hope they find the two black guys that did this
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LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...
;D ;D ;D
At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me ;D
(http://media.giphy.com/media/HprE6D3MwET0A/giphy.gif)
That dress must be made of the same material as the Hulk's pants.
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Looks like sofia vergaras hot sis^
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LOL
https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=17898274
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Anyone who marries in the 21st Century is crazy.
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“Where’s the evidence”
"It's been Debunked"
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Fuck Tinder,Twitter,Tik Tok,Facebook,Instagram and any other "social media" nonsense I may be overlooking.
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:D
The amount of deranged 30-40 yr old women out there with severe mental and entitlement issues far outweigh the good ones.
Talking to a woman is like talking to a dog, it's ok for the first minute and then you realise what the fuck am I doing.
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ballsack, you need a use a little bit higher bar for what you decide to post in this thread.
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ballsack, you need a use a little big higher bar for what you decide to post in this thread.
Lmao!
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:D
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Quote from: The Scott on Today at 02:43:48 AM
The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet
Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test
Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl
No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo
He shits blood
That's what they say
But bhanky's cool
On the Greene Bidet
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Quote from: The Scott on Today at 02:43:48 AM
The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet
Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test
Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl
No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo
He shits blood
That's what they say
But bhanky's cool
On the Greene Bidet
I made the list of lists!! HUZZAH! Thank you, my brother!
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=676703.0;attach=1466106;image)
Lost Boys
Trading Places
Friday the 13th
Beverly hills cop
Lethal Weapon
Evil Dead
Raging Bull
Aliens
Terminator
Die Hard
Thats all folks
I'd recommend adding gremlins and ghostbusters
The rest are junk however
Im 58, Im not watching that shit
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Re: Russia has penetrated Ukraine
yes you... go & fight but you won´t because you are just a steroid ridden waste of oxygen. :D
What challenge does a battlefield pose to an iron warrior? Step one foot on the front lines and strike a 3/4 twisting back double biceps and you would literally blow Putin back to the kremlin. If you were to hit a front ab and thigh in a sequined thong it would put and to this and all future wars. Don't even ask about a most muscular. It is the equivalent of a 6 mega ton nuclear bomb and it would end humanity as we know it.
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Re: Relationship advice
Shit with the door open. I did it this morning and changed the whole dynamic of my home…assert your dominance!
Also, make her flush it
Bench
She’ll be gone in a week
Stench
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irishdave and bench = 2 board legends!!
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Bhanky De Milo
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I’ve finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again. There are some annoying fuckers , a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about. There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamored with. She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training. She doesn’t mess around or socialize with anyone. How do you approach a gym girl wearing headphones who actually works out and don’t come off as creepy? I’d love to chat her up but I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them.
We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her. She seems to just want to keep to herself.
Would love to hear some serious tips.
I would just play it cool
Be polite, say hello to her in passing or nod hello. That's all.
If she's interested she'll let you know.
She's aware of you already.
That's such a betacuck move.
She's in a room with a bunch of horny alpha males, clearly she wants it bad.
You have to make it clear you have the biggest dick in the room.
Post a video on Tiktok of you working out beside her, make it clear and loud that you have an 8 inch cock.
Get a logbook, mark down her work out routines and times. Make it clear you're courageous brave and powerful, don't let her think you're gonna back down like a beta.
Find her outside the gym, catch her off guard, to show her your true wit and cunning.
If you're not committed to be a courageous beast to slay the dragon and take the virgin, maybe fucking chicks at the gym is a bad idea.
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Re: Getbiggers have any tips on how to meet girl in gym?
I used to fuck 100 girls during Spring break and have threesomes with air hostesses, but somehow I’ve forgotten how to talk to women
So I finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again the last few weeks. There are some annoying fuckers there, a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about. There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamoured with. She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training. She doesn’t mess around or socialise with anyone but I can read between the lines: I think she might be trying to source cock
But I decided not to try chat her up - I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them without the guy coming off as creepy. We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her. She seems to just want to keep to herself
So at first I just played it cool. I was polite, said hello to her in passing, nodded hello. That’s all. I figured that if she was interested she'd let me know – I mean, she’s aware of me already, right?
But that wasn’t working.
So I decided to get a logbook and conspicuously mark down her work out routines and times. I wanted to make it clear to her that I’m courageous brave and powerful, and she shouldn’t think I’m gonna back down like some beta cuck. I also confronted her outside the gym a few times, catching her off guard to show her my true wit and cunning
Then I started wearing ultra thin cycling shorts with no underpants and kept training besides her with a chub-on. This culminated with me posting a video on TikTok of me working out beside her, making it loud and clear that I have a legit 6.45 inch cock and I’m nearing 32,000 posts on GetBig
I mean, even if she decides to fuck me, it's not like she cleansed her snatch in the hours leading up to her workout, right? For all I know she just had wicked diarrhoea shits. There are certain unwritten rules in our society: Women don’t talk about having diarrhoea shits, and we don't sniff about inside the gym. Besides, it’s only rape if she coat-hangers my love child and becomes difficult to find – otherwise it’s just deep and powerful Jungian shadow sex...
I’ll let you know how I get on...
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Blaha is roommates with this girl that murdered her boyfriend -
https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/hcso-woman-charged-with-murder-after-fatally-shooting-boyfriend/285-6f8830fd-f697-4315-adf8-3ab314d27771 .
He's scared of her, and sometimes she does weird things off camera (dope sick? perhaps.) -
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But other than that, he isn't worth following outside of the clip channels. Just a garbage channel even for laughs now. He must really need money though, as he's back doing lives almost every day and he hated those.
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Re: Bhanky's new house
Interviewer: Hello Mr Hankins, would you like to come in?
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Would you like some coffee or tea before we begin?
Bri: uhh no thanks
Interviewer: So, this is mostly a formality. This is a volunteer coach job for three hours a week, working with disadvantaged youths. You pretty much have the job, we were very impressed by your references, particularly John Cooper's.
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Ok... what makes you a good fit for this job?
Bri: uhh I mean I can deadlift 500lbs and squat 405 and no matter what some people say about me on the internet you may have noticed if you have done a google search on me if you havent dont worry about it i actually did brench press 225 for 15 good solid reps full range of motion stable as a motherfuc... excuse me really stable good solid reps
Interviewer: Ok..
Bri: i have a ton of knowledge i wrestled when i was a kid i have competed in MMA i have done bodybuilding shows i have raced cars i lived in maui i think i am the perfect fit for this job i mean who else would you hire also i love working with kids and i was a kid myself at one time
Interviewer: Erm... ok...
Bri: again by all means check my background you will see i am of impeccable character i competed in mma bodybuilding shows i love the outdoors i love working with children some people say i am like a child myself so i know how children think i am awesome that way
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, can I -
Bri: and regardless what those bitches at getbig say its all lies i never hit my ex wife those were false charges if you see mugshots of me online dont worry about it i was never convicted of anything in this particular county this is very important i have no charges here in this county also not in the county next to this one did i mention i also did mma i mean of course i am the best fit for this job just ask coop i mean thsoe sons of bitches at scn did not validate my world record and i was a little bit pissed off about it if i see that rancid old man i was beat his fucking brains in how dare he do that to me after all this effort that pussy ass bitch
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, please this is not acceptab-
Bri: and wes can go suck a dick and jeff too i have more muscle than frank zane have you seen what jeff looks like i would go to england to compete in a show but there is this guy 38 who told me he would carve up my face i mean normally i don't give two fucks about threats who is this guy to threaten me but actually i think it was a bit serious so i am not going to england anytime soon fuck england anwyay have you seen their fucking teeth i mean these pussy ass bitches fuck with me all day long it never stops and it drives me crazy i mean noone wants to join my bench press scorecard those pussy ass bitches
Interviewer: Tyrone, get in here! Mr Hankins, I think you should meet Tyrone our security guy, he will talk things out with you. Please follow Tyrone.
Bri: Those pussy ass bitches
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3,1,2,4
A tranny, a retard and two lesbians walk into a bar.....
Is that octopus Greta's service animal? I would think that she'd want something more environmentally friendly, like a rock.
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Re: Taxes Seem to Get More Complicated Every Year......
Just finished mine a few hours ago....even with Turbo Tax , the tax code is meant to just fuck with business owners.
You can take like 250k in losses per entity and have like 3 different business entities to offset any actual personal income from a job or investments. Additionally, you can depreciate everything having businesses is how you avoid paying taxes.
I wrote this in February, you know...🙄
This gets funnier if you imagine Vince getting ready to toss Hankins off a roof right before he blurs it out.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/njJ41irPjTc/maxresdefault.jpg).
(https://i.postimg.cc/Y2VHxBrc/VENOM.jpg)
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As a man, I'm flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.
There is an idea of BHANK
You guys keep talking shit I am just going to keep training.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=689237.0;attach=1473486;image)
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“There is an idea of BHANK“
That quote was blatantly stolen from “American Psycho”
“There’s an idea of a Patrick Bateman”
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Dude...
Seriously...
You know we're Bro's right?
But now you're posting Brian in the the best of thread..? Not only do you keep saying you're ignoring him, and asking others to do the same, and then continuing to be the number 1 responder to him - but now you're actually praising him..!?!?
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This thread needs to be more tightly curated.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/kgSZwT06/prime-anus.png)
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^nice thread save! Wes has BDS
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If that clown weighs as much as he says he does, his head must be a foot and a half wide. wide.
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Lots of tensions running high among getbiggers lately.
Definitely post-Olympia stress for me; we all know the guy with armpit tits should have been marked down. But also, I don't take kindly to disrespect. Least of all from a wince-inducing combination of X Factor and Howard whose entire post history consists of constant cheap shots at easy targets like Shizzo, and endless repetitions of 'I was in the Corps!! I'm a high-flying businessman!! I'm a stickler for grammar because of my superior intellect!! I only hire the best!! My wife is the hottest!! We have a lake house!!'
Marvin is a human jukebox with the same shit song on repeat. All of this gaudy self-help 'look at me' shit is blatantly a cover for the fact that he's here to sniff out young lad's cocks. Referring to guys as 'cats' and telling them how he'd love to have a beer with them, lol. Closet bender of peace.
The only way I'd have a beer with that freakshow is so I could spike it with a load of Quaaludes then give his sex-starved Black wife the consensual shagging of her life in front of him while he's are paralyzed and screaming out 'Laquisha, nooo! Baby, please! I still love you in other ways!! I'll go to conversion therapy, I swear!!'
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Brian why is it you look very similar when 'completely clean' as you do when boat loading your various meds.
if we believe you- which nobody does- but if we did why do you insist on taking gear when you don't gain any size on it? You aren't progressing at all.
I am also amazed that a wrestler of your pedigree didn't get the job he went for, Perhaps you are as Big a k hu nt in real life as on here.
I wish you every failure and illness until your eventual long overdue death on May 8th next year. Unilt then may every day be a disappointment and may your son find a decent man to look up to.
Great Post
;D
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What's the source of his money? He lives large and even when moving lives large. He doesn't appear to have a job. Family money?
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What's the source of his money? He lives large and even when moving lives large. He doesn't appear to have a job. Family money?
his father left it to him and his brother but Brian stole it all
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Re: Sam Sulek - freak genetics
What does Sam do to maintain his complexion?
(https://i.postimg.cc/FRP6xzkZ/1111.jpg)
No showers and herpes
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I'm bringing my Pyrex glassware with color coded lids (only use the "liter" sizes because it's the best way to measure for a monster like me). Will have three servings of grass-fed ground beef (rinsed of course), sweet potatoes (no butter or brown sugar) and wala wala onions.
I have 3 liters of ionized bottled water, in which i will drink exactly 100ML every 14 minutes throughout the first meal. Don't want to over saturate the proteins and stall out digestion.
Will be using my onetouch blood glucose monitoring system to ensure my BS levels are stable throughout the meal. Blasting 30iu of LOG 17.2 minutes before each meal.
After meal 1 myself and Uncle Rob (not associated with big Rob and his bushes) will be doing "towel pulls" back and forth in the living room, activating the lats and preparing the mind muscle connection to enhance the absorbtion of protein for meal 2.
Keep the abs tight at all times.
After meal 2 i will slow down my water intake to 100ML every 9.4 minutes, further increasing the dynamic loading of water molecules to "aid" digestion, but not speed it up too fast to miss the "anabolic window" and LOG peak exactly 31 minutes after ingesting the first bite of grass fed beef (rinsed of course).
Before meal 3 i will be bare chested (freshly shaved with clippers only, i'm going for the muscle bear look this fall) to help cool down from all the anabolism i have created. To really peak on meal 3 i will go into the basement and inject 100mg of Test P and 50mg of Tren A, followed up by 5iu's of GH that i kept cool in my Igloo cooler with "cool packs" that were kept at exactly 42d F, to activate the best GH serum levels post injection. Slam another 30iu of LOG and proceed to arm wrestle all the kids under 15, to make sure i don't overwork myself or bruise any "tendons". Risky move i know, but it's been a family tradition ever since we all watched Predator together when it was released on VHS. I'm always Arnold and the kids take turns being Carl Weathers, since the BLM movement they feel empowered by being the "black man", go figure. Last year my nephew argued that Carl had better vascularity and tricep / bicep separation, this prompted a four hour long conversation on concentration curls and "feeling the muscle" and envisioning the muscle as a mountain. He won't speak on this again, i owned him pretty bad.
Breeze through meal 3. My desert will be Isopure vanilla whey (2 scoops in ionized water). While sipping desert i will stand over the warm apple pie to get a fragrance boost, enhancing the serotonin receptors which aids in digestion (this is a theory my guru told me about).
At this point i will need a 3 hour nap before the drive home, to make sure everything is absorbed effectively and nothing is wasted. Will rise the following morning at 4:15am to do wind sprints across the backyard (King style).
I'm going to be fucking swole and blow the fuck up (from within).
Happy Thanksgaining boys!
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Being 5’2” is not cool regardless of the physique.👎
Classic!!! LOL!
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Quote from: LurkerNoMore on 25-11-2023, 18:56:30
Now he has extra facials to look forward to with the extra time he was given.
quote author=deadz link=topic=679339.msg10122482#msg10122482 date=1701027852]
You can only dream of extra facials, homo!
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 👊🏻
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Just imagine being hugged by these feminine arms
A blindfolded schmoe would probably think they were being hugged by a downsized Rich Gaspari
(https://i.redd.it/5dw6vk18o5011.jpg)
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Seated Calf Raise
3x20
Hamstring Curls
1x25 warmup
3x12 Heavy
Waiting till next workout on Chest wasn't ready yet
big sesh.
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Never been married and no kids.
GF and i have great jobs, i will retire at 55 and travel almost non-stop.
I've traveled the world, lived in 7 different countries and had experiences 99.99999% of the world can't dream of.
No rugrat is going to replace that IMO.
There is a sense of attachment you get from kids, but i'd rather take my chances with life on my terms.
Kids seem great for attachment, but the experiences i've had meeting different people, different cultures and experiences would outweigh that 20 to 1 easily. All these parents typically have never let America, much less experienced what this world has to offer. I know people with 3-4 kids that have never left the state they live in but tell me how wonderful kids are. You know what is wonderful? Learning a new language, studying a new culture while smoking opium on top of a Buddhist temple in Thailand. Climbing a mountain in Africa to watch the sunset over the horizon while eating eland steaks cooked over an open fire. Camping at the summit of some of the most remote mountains in South America.
Plus, what happens if you have shit kids who end up like hanky? You can't abort teenagers.
A true Getbigger post bordering on "Sons and Daughters" territory. ;D
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I reverse-pressed a very controlled and tight 405.
Did she have a cute face?
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(https://i.postimg.cc/zGFyG768/bhank-after-divorce.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/c1vtBQgB/btranky5.jpg)
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^^
That chest tattoo is fucken genius level! ;D
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^^
That chest tattoo is fucken genius level! ;D
That entire pic is pretty brilliant.
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Quote from: Never1AShow on Today at 12:00:53 AM
JINGLE BILES
Dashing through the bile
With one arm and no pay
O'er green darts and piles
Puking all the way
Rick Doot and selfie ring
Making Patrick bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A pukiing song tonight
Oh, jingle bile, jingle bile
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to lie
With one arm and no pay
Jingle bile, jingle bile
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to lie
With one arm and no pay
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Re: Derek Anthony - 10 Year Anniversary
Does VVV celebrate this event yearly?
(https://media.tenor.com/Y4AcmFZ0pMIAAAAM/drink-fire.gif)
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I feel like I got fucked.....I wanted to be beak and I got stuck being Kwon............he of the ginormous fat asses. :(
I`m also UK Jeff,The Scott,and Broad Street Bruiser on occasion......as well as many others that I won`t disclose at this time.
Look into it.
Dude! I read your post and went down that rabbit hole. Now I don’t know if you are me or I’m me or maybe I’m me and you or you are you and me. I mean I feel like me but I’m just not sure anymore! Aaaagggghhhh. Fck all this gimmick talk!!!!
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I`d lick their assholes non-stop for a week minimum.
...........and brag about it ! LOL ;D
Same thing Royalty said about the Beakdoctor and Krankenstein pics.
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Beakdoctor has very small hands 😂
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Monica do small hands turn you on? If so, Beakdoctor is the man for you.
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Monica do small hands turn you on? If so, Beakdoctor is the man for you.
Royalty do you think that tattoo on the fake Bhanks is real? It looks real. No way something like that could be photoshopped right?
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Royalty do you think that tattoo on the fake Bhanks is real? It looks real. No way something like that could be photoshopped right?
I honestly don’t know what tattoos your referring to. Post it here and I will see
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I honestly don’t know what tattoos your referring to. Post it here and I will see
It’s the fitness frenzy quote from above. It’s Hankins as a streetwalker. Just click on the quote and scroll down.
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If you would please reserve this thread for only "The Best of Getbig."
I think everyone would appreciate it
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If you would please reserve this thread for only "The Best of Getbig."
I think everyone would appreciate it
You have been thoroughly embarrassed on Getbig... leave.. and take your feminine hands with you.
Monica Brant vs Beakdoctor
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Petition to delete the previous eight posts in this thread
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Petition to delete the previous eight posts in this thread
Being totally objective here, i thought the Wes/Sobcjak exchange was pretty funny.
But I consent to its deletion.
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If you would please reserve this thread for only "The Best of Getbig."
I think everyone would appreciate it
Being totally objective here, i thought the Wes/Sobcjak exchange was pretty funny.
But I consent to its deletion.
Royalty is an ASSHOLE who has a thread TITLED Beakdoctor caught stealing pictures.
No one has ever caught me stealing anything. I don't need to steal pictures. Im in great shape.
ROYALTY needs to change the title of his thread SINCE HE WAS EXPOSED AS A LIAR. And Ive offered plenty of proof that those pics are me.
Unless you believe some other person out in the world randomly wrote a note calling royalty a flabby failure and I just luckily came across it and posted it online- in which case, if you do believe that, you're too stupid to care about what you think.
This asswipe already has a collection of my pics, dozens even, after this absurdity ill be damned if i post another one to add to his spank bank.
He needs to change the title, im not a thief i don't steal let alone pictures. He needs to be called out for being such a major gaping asshole.
If that doesn't happen then what the fuck do i care about approval from people that indulge it?
The content here just isn't that fucking great anymore to put up with this bullshit.
Wow... you can't possibly think thats not me?
Holy fucking shit.
This dude has a thread, the title of which is im a bitch who steals pictures. And anyone with an iota of sense can see Ive offered proof. But what? I'm supposed to play this coffee cup game for what? Your approval? Why do I even want approval from a bunch of guys that don't even workout, don't know me, are strangers to me and are turning out to be fairly dim?
Yesterday you said. You finally believed me now your story is changing too? You can't honestly believe that somebother person out in the world drew a note calling royalty a flabby fIlure and I just happened to come across it on the internet? Are you really that fucking dumb? This is totally incredible
Unbelievable actually.
Also ive posted pics way before I was in key west way back in 2020 or 21 I posted a pic when bhank was calling everyone out. So i posted a pic back then and ever since theres been no issue with my 'identity'. I never thought posting pics of my workout progress on a BODYBUILDING FORUM would earn me an internet stalker.
Nost of you don't even lift! This is truly fucking amazing. Wow.
Absurd proving who i am. None of you know me! Whats more, the more I see how feeble the rest of you are the less I care about your approval. Why would I indulge that?
So yesterday you considered it proof, but today you dont.
And his stalking me, and collecting my pictures is my fault. Dave go suck a fucking fat dick you goddamn simp. Hahahahahahaha lolololilololololol!!!!!!!!!
Im a jacked dude who works out daily offering proof yo a bunch of fat fuck psychos.. how did it take me over a decade to figure out that getbig was the internet equivalent of a nursing home for invalids.
Eat a Royal pile of shit. "Upside down coffee cup" my ass.
The content just aint that great anymore to tolerate this level of stupidity.
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Petition to delete the previous eight posts in this thread
Only a moronic spermburper like Royalty would post his own stupid cock trolling shit in the Best of Getbig thread?
Fucking idiot.
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Whatever the subject/justification - reposting yourself in this thread is poor form...
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Petition to delete the previous eight posts in this thread
Seconded. No self reporting posts.
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Seconded. No self reporting posts.
x3
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484831;image)
i see you have personalized boxers hankins.... lmao
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I choose to believe Clegg was just playing possum like the great Muhammad Ali. He was using the Cleggy Shell Defense.
Similar to the rope-a-dope, Clegg employed the gass-an-ass.
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Am I really the only guy here that banged a rubber doll?
:D
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:D
Hahaha yes, it’s been a while since I’ve made it in this thread.
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Hahaha yes, it’s been a while since I’ve made it in this thread.
You deserved it with this gem
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Nome of that shit connect I walked right through him and took him down notice the video cuts as soon as I get a hold of him what do you think happens after I get a hold of him lol
I assume you got an erection.
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You deserved it with this gem
Thank you sir.
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looks like 2 fuckin pussies to me.... both of you are bitches who cant fight for shit... get fuck outta here w your bullshit act hankins lol... youre mother have sex with mule and you no good fighter hahahaha.
the mule was a rhodes scholar apparently
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My body is dry as fuck right now I actually just had a bad bad cramp I wish I would hold some fluid
I bet your sphincter never cramps
Weird you think about another mans sphincter
Everytime I see your posts I am reminded of an arsehole.
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Hahaha yes.
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Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!
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Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!
With the Great honor of being quoted in best quote thread, comes great responsibility.
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Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!
You’ve won a weekend stay inside Rob’s bushes!
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Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!
Congrats 👍
You’ve won a weekend stay inside Rob’s bushes!
Just a heads-up for Sandrock - Local LEO were growing concerned about potential over-crowding around Rob's house, so some of the guys have got some weird initiation thing going to try to keep the numbers down.
You might wanna bring some mouthwash, is all I'm saying...
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Congrats 👍
Just a heads-up for Sandrock - Local LEO were growing concerned about potential over-crowding around Rob's house, so some of the guys have got some weird initiation thing going to try to keep the numbers down.
You might wanna bring some mouthwash, is all I'm saying...
Always live by the motto of Rob’s bushes: cum hard, cum often, never show mercy but always brace for impact!
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With the Great honor of being quoted in best quote thread, comes great responsibility.
Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!
As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!! I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550
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Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!
As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!! I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550
Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?
(http://media.giphy.com/media/xT9NvzlNmUn2ILesLK/giphy.gif)
See you in the bushes ;)
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Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?
(http://media.giphy.com/media/xT9NvzlNmUn2ILesLK/giphy.gif)
See you in the bushes ;)
All I see is bhank's badonkadonk ass jiggling in that gif, it's like the board is corrupting me.
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I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif).
Funkmaster Fullbelly reliving his time scratching on the wheels of steel?
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Here it is:
The Theory of Hanky Time Relativity:
Anything positive done by Hanky ever (amount lifted, time breath held, fights/matches "won," condition or weight achieved, etc.) counts forever for him as his ability right now. Anything positive achieved by another must be achievable by them right now or it doesn't count.
Any negative failure attributable to Hanky (Rocked by Clegg, quit on stool, DNF quit at show, Curl record denied, etc.) happened only on that one day, hour, minute, or second and has no relation to what he could do the next second, can do now, or will do in whatever arbitrary future period he chooses. All failures of others are eternally attributable to them now.
This is applied over and above any excuses, Semhanktics or explanations he gives for his failures.
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Em and Bhanks still living together ?
no shes moved with her daughter while Brian house sits waiting for the sale to go through
Hes all alone at the moment hence the 100 posts a day
wow, how long did the marriage last 4 months? I'm happy for Em, she must have been sick of Brian's constant lies, farting and abuse.
Ho
The gas attacks must have been too much. Like WWI in the bedroom nightly.
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Incorrect knee sleeves caused the shaky squat.
What caused this then..? ;D
(http://i.postimg.cc/ydkHwKTb/Solid-as-a-rock.gif)
(https://files.cults3d.com/uploaders/17429696/illustration-file/0597f5e8-3499-40e3-a362-b59580ebe9a3/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif)
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learned this years ago on the discovery channel and here's how they go...
1. height-6'3 optimal
2. square chisled jaw
3. deep set warrior eyes
4. broad shoulders
5. V-shaped back
6. narrow waist and hip structure
7. round full bubble ass
1. height-6'3 optimal
(https://i.postimg.cc/MHbBryGw/bhnbunny.jpg)
2. square chisled jaw
(https://i.postimg.cc/rsP6LW1H/highasakite.jpg)
3. deep set warrior eyes
(https://i.postimg.cc/3xfRm6B1/bh449.jpg)
4. broad shoulders
(https://i.postimg.cc/Ghx0bvMS/platz-legs.jpg)
5. V-shaped back
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=672165.0;attach=1309580;image)
6. narrow waist and hip structure
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680234.0;attach=1480981;image)
7. round full bubble ass
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1421192;image)
You also forgot, a full head of hair:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1444727;image)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa3FjcnBvYXhlcjNjaXJpaWZrcG8wMnZzaHFxYWY3bXIycGZpMzY2MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
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Somebody quote me gdmn it!!! Rob ain’t ever gonna invite me to the bush party (I love a big bush 😁) so I have to win it!!
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Somebody quote me gdmn it!!! Rob ain’t ever gonna invite me to the bush party (I love a big bush 😁) so I have to win it!!
Done. Hahahaha. Consider yourself invited.
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Lick this honk’s stinky pussy like a bowl of bus stop-grown collard greens, Vince!
(https://i.postimg.cc/FKbnpDWs/vt3.jpg)
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Nobody gives a fuck you silly hayseed,,,,,,in essence tiyn suck and yesu=i Would have no qualms telling you to tet punlky brewsre fmave...............gfic kfave cuz I fear you not..........sit ot up botchboy !
The gauntlet has been thrown but bring weapons to compensate for your monster sstat,us y.ou fucking wsannabre......one frnedyaday we`ll clash,I`ll see to that.........I fesar younnot and My Sefai instilled a superior attitude.;;;;;;watcx=ch u[yout back.
;D
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girls and sons
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Wes has a severe case of OPP
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Wes has a severe case of OPP
Is he down with it?
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Is he down with it?
More Downs than Pamith and Tacobender combined!
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POTY 2023 starting '24 strong! ;D
Those who egged him on to hammer curl the 65s should be convicted of voluntary manslaughter
It's coming down bro, not sure I can take the pinch :-\ -
(https://i.postimg.cc/Y090wMXh/CR-127-Rev-1-13-page-0001.jpg).
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BB isn't one to rest on his laurels.
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Is he down with it?
Damn skippy I am ! ;D
PS-never post on Valium ! :D
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BB isn't one to rest on his laurels.
Unlike a couple of other guys we know. :(
;D
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IIRC this is the sticker NBN gave me......which I promptly tossed in the trash.after they left of course.
(https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/64/640d4d6e2febfdb8a65b074f7cc8fdf4.jpeg)
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(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3103012790.7938/ssrco,classic_tee,mens,101010:01c5ca27c6,front_alt,square_product,600x600.jpg)
Happy birthday brian!
In the land of gastronomic woes,
Where troubles brew and tumult flows,
There lies a tale of gut's lament,
A saga of Brian's discontent.
Within him churns a bubbling sea,
A tempest brewed, wild and free,
His stomach roils, a stormy scene,
With gurgles fierce, and woes unseen.
Brian's bubble gut, a legend told,
In whispered tones, both young and old,
For when he dines on rich cuisine,
His belly protests, a raucous scene.
With each indulgence, the bubble swells,
A symphony of gastric bells,
A chorus loud, a rumbling choir,
Echoing forth, a belly's ire.
Yet Brian braves the culinary fray,
Though warned of troubles on his way,
For in each bite, a taste of bliss,
Despite the bubble gut's fierce kiss.
So let us heed this cautionary rhyme,
Of Brian's gut, a tale in time,
For in the realm of dining's art,
Sometimes the gut will play its part.
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Leave him alone, after that exhausting workout, he's probably already retired to his bed to recover:
(https://i.postimg.cc/rF0tCVwk/428280959-10227879971999630-5573379741073523974-n-Copy.jpg)
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Its very rare where you meet someone (online, in-person, whatever) who thinks so highly of themself.
I think Brian wins this event, I never saw or met anyone like him...
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the most jacked of all?
Selfie-rings and pics each day,
Dick root shots so very ghey,
Flexing hard to 'online boast',
Sausage gravy & nice french toast,
Pumping weights and taking gears,
But still this weight for 20 years...
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(https://i.postimg.cc/DwtsMmTy/Mirror-Copy.png)
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those who hate my guts bring it on strong i don't care
you see i use y'all to toughen myself up and to fuel my trianing so merci beaucoup
but to those who come with a geniuine concern to help much appreciated
so here's the gig
i'll get a decent transfer from my mom tomorrow so i'm trying to decide where to allocate this cash
one is a done deal and i have to do it and that is to pay back some of the 200 bucks i owe one of my gym buds he asked for it today and i have owed him this cash for bout 2 months so i'll send 100 to him first
after i have these options
1. go back to the doc and drain my new goddamn absess on my other leg
2. buy anavar
3. get my beautiful new husky pup
4. buy leucine and omega 3's the leucine comes advised from leo longevity who made a nice series on protien and pointed out that high protien kills you faster and ages you much more than the other macros so he recommends cutting down food protien intake and supping in leucine to stim Mtor without eating such high protien this is genius actually
5. maybe pay for the swing party next weekend (i'm waiting for these 2 fellas to decide it they go or not, if they go i get free entry if not i gotta pay, hoping they go but i cant force them)
6. buy some more form fitting shirts for the clubs and some new doo rags
so what's y'all's advice :D :D :D :D :D
Is hanging yourself by the neck until dead an option.....if so,pursue it immediately.
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Re: Do you think dj181 is being honest?
I did all sorts of crazy shit as a young man (no dick-shelfing though) so it's not like his antics are beyond belief - it's just weird to think of a guy basically my age being OK with having no security in anything at all - no home, income, job, friends, relationship, car, savings, investments, etc, etc.
I'm not saying these things make a man either - it's just rare to find someone who seems totally unencumbered by such things... hmm...
It's almost like he's one of these monk guys. I mean, he's taken a vow of poverty in all things material, and avoids the sight of female genitals - but - he worships the sodomy of very young women
(http://i.postimg.cc/dQZ8W0pv/dj-buddhist.png)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/cJQGV82S/hankstrongwomen.jpg)
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You beat me to it!! ;D
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Bhank destroyed on the daily here..
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Women imo are hardwired for social standing as a function of their relationship to others because they can't gain it by fighting a war, plowing a field, etc. Being well liked rather than of daily practical use was their ticket to survival. That's why they enjoy nonproductive interactions about nothing of substance and they freak the fuck out over social slights that have no bearing on their quality of life.
Guys think (correctly) that social worth results from merit. Women think it comes from people seeing other people treat her like she has value. Basically they're like chickens.
Yes, exceptions.
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That is a great post from Tapeworm
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(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2024/03/28/122532/87525864/diddyarrested7.jpg)
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Case filed, belly filled.
He really did it boys :-\ -
(https://i.postimg.cc/XvMmLVTj/1711980880401.png)
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Case filed, belly filled.
Gah! Beat me LOL. POTY23 showing why he sports the Golden Thong right there! 8)
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I asked one of those AI programs to meld Hankins into that famous Robbie Robinson cover -
(https://i.postimg.cc/zXbr3YLx/KoVxhqgM.jpg).
Darned if Brian doesn't make a fine looking negro.
:)
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:)
It's a thing of beauty - Brian 'One Drop' Hankins... Bravo BB!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Bhank the Trading Titan, the pre-idiot years:
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1427385;image)
https://blogs.cfainstitute.org/investor/2015/10/28/hedge-funds-and-the-active-management-crisis/
Hahaha - fuck me you're good
(http://i.postimg.cc/ZKwJDcVM/Delon-Holmes.jpg)
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Case filed, belly filled.
Is this for real?
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Is this for real?
I'm thinking the same, but it was posted on April Fool's day.
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(https://i.ibb.co/Pjh95Qy/Screenshot-2024-04-07-at-22-42-53.png)
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:)
Hahaha!
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(https://i.postimg.cc/CMbd6tBW/Untitled-2.png).
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BB may repeat as POTY.
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20 minutes through it right now, just got a vasectomy so I have to kill time with my bag of peas ;D
Almost turned it off 3 times, really over-dramatic... for exemple camera turning off but they leave thw sound so we can hear Heath cry...
They really overdid the drama part of it.
do you have kids already ? or have you decided to "end your line" because of your skinny arm genetics ?
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(https://i.postimg.cc/VvxV2HNy/kQ1Z2oA3.jpg).
He must've thought it was movie recommendation day..........